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  1. Re:Next up... on The Grinch Who Patented Christmas · · Score: 0

    Erection?

  2. A look inside Zonk's Anus? Huh? on A Look Inside the Labs of Asus · · Score: -1, Troll

    Sorry. Too early for RTFA. My apologies to Mr. Zonk.

  3. Yahoo! Calendar on Where is the Killer Calendar? · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Works for me. Email. Calendar. meh.

  4. Re:SxE anyone??? on The First Annual Underhanded C Contest · · Score: -1

    Then they get cigarettes and tats. Crowd. It's spelled Crowd. You asshole.

  5. Re:Notion of Ownership? on Gamer Killed For Virtual Property · · Score: -1

    And that's why your people traded Manhattan for a few tons of trinkets? Huh?

  6. Beat up Martin (Socre:-1, Offtopic) on History of the Apple Newton · · Score: -1

    Eat up Martha.

  7. Don't forget about Vitamin N! on Keep Fit Program For The Brain · · Score: 0, Troll
    Studies show nicotine improves synaptic response and can reduce susceptibility to alzheimer's. It improves creativity, as well.

    Put on a nicotine patch before your next final and reap the rewards!

  8. Re:Trackball is where it's at on Top Mice Compared · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Hey, now, *some* of us *like* to suck balls. So there.

  9. Rimmer? on Download Your Brain · · Score: -1, Troll

    Hey, he might've been a holographic ghost but at least he got off a few shots at Lister...oh excuse me...Clister. Damn council of Nicaea. Bah.

  10. Re:Does this mean - on Apple to Use Intel Chips? · · Score: 0

    By that logic, then, if they used AMD chips would they be suited only for Web development work?

    /struts away in a huff

  11. Re:C'mon people, thing of the big picture! on MATLAB Programming Contest Winner Announced · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    Timmayyy can stick a cigar up my asshole...indeed.

  12. Re:What do you mean? on Hacking the Web with Greasemonkey · · Score: 0

    Might also get your graphics people to make a replacement button for 'Submit' that says 'Dominate.' Or something.

  13. Re:I miss DOS on 25 Years After DOS - Lessons for Linux? · · Score: 0

    Bah. Just dual boot w/ 98SE OR run vmware. It's so simple. Oh. Yeah. If God *really* spoke to you then you'd know this by now. Please pass this along to the Almighty. Thanks!

  14. Re:Tampering? on UK to lnstall Wireless Mics on London Streets · · Score: 0

    Well I don't know what state you're in but I'm guessin' you've never been to Normal, IL where there are cameras on *every* single intersection in town that has a traffic-control light. According to the rumor mill they are only used to "monitor traffic flow"...but I'm sure they've spotted more than one Civic that's failed Turn-Signal Usage 101.

  15. Cool... on Firefox 1.1 Plans Native SVG Support · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...but I have only a VGA monitor you insenstive clown!

  16. Re:You insensitive clods on Diffraction Limit Has Been Beaten · · Score: 1

    Vision therapy....Lasic surgery...contact lenses...plenty of options, bud.

  17. Re:Hey timothy on Python Moving into the Enterprise · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I think parent meant more GAY sex with Roland. Right?

  18. Good: on Python Moving into the Enterprise · · Score: 5, Funny

    Maybe it'll eat Archer's stupid little dog.

  19. Re:Ok, I'll bite... on Mark Cuban to fund Grokster vs. MGM case. · · Score: 1, Informative

    Mark Cuban was born on July 31, 1958, in the working-class city of Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, and his penchant for business was evident right from the start. As a 12-year-old goofy kid with thick glasses, he sold garbage bags door-to-door. For what it's worth, he did pretty well and learned his first valuable lessons about business.

  20. Re:What's the big deal? on Kid Named After Everquest Character · · Score: 3, Funny

    Film stars and musicians are real people. Elves, gremlins, video game character and Eskimos are not.

  21. Re:Huh? on Juiced · · Score: 1
    Agreed. And I hope you get +5 very, very soon.

    /.'s becoming a wastered-down focus-less fark-like head-line dump.

    (Hyphens? I DON'T NEED NO STINKING HYPHENS.)

  22. My suggestion: on Software Engineering Demo for a K-5 Career Fair? · · Score: 1

    Sit around and bitch about PHBs. That'll enthrall them to no end.

  23. Re:Air cooling is fine, until.... on Building a Silent, Air-Cooled System · · Score: 1

    Well now, that's all fine-and-dandy like sauer candy, BUT I think what you *really* need is one those fancy-fangled heat-pipe systems like the Vaio's use.

    That's some quiet shiat!

  24. Moops surrenders.... on 'Bubble Boy' Cured by Gene Therapy in UK · · Score: 2, Funny

    Seinfeld obligatory ref. My apoogies in advance to the thousands of history-illiterate bubble-men and women out there.

  25. Re:Paper and technical details are here: on Tracking a Specific Machine Anywhere On The Net · · Score: 1

    Good job cumming your brains out. Err...I mean karma whoring. Ummm...I meant to say thanks for the redundant link. Damn, just can't say anything right today!