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Keep Fit Program For The Brain

merryprankster writes "New Scientist is running a feature on 11 steps to a better brain. While becoming a nun might be an extreme way to avoid senility, there are lots of other tricks, techniques and habits, as well as changes to your lifestyle, diet and behaviour that can help you flex your grey matter and get the best out of your brain cells." From the article: "First, go to the top of the class by eating breakfast. The brain is best fuelled by a steady supply of glucose, and many studies have shown that skipping breakfast reduces people's performance at school and at work. But it isn't simply a matter of getting some calories down. According to research published in 2003, kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks and sugary snacks performed at the level of an average 70-year-old in tests of memory and attention."

481 comments

  1. Go by professorhojo · · Score: 4, Informative

    i recommend a game of "Go" a day

    "It's official: playing go really does keep your mind sharp. Researchers have just released a comprehensive study of the benefits of challenging intellectual activity among the elderly and found that exercising the mind through board games, social activities and education offers powerful protection against mental deterioration and disease.

    'Those who played board games had a 74 percent lower risk and those who played an instrument had a 69 percent lower risk. Doing crossword puzzles cut the risk by 38 percent,' reported Shankar Vedantam in the June 19 Washington Post. The report found that seniors who regularly engaged in mentally challenging pastimes reduced their chances of developing Alzheimer's disease and other dementias by as much as 75 percent, compared with those who didn't exercise their minds.
    "

    More info on Go, the game that exercises both sides of your brain!

  2. The timing couldn't be better by coupland · · Score: 3, Funny

    I suspect the folks at Netscape could really benefit from this. (See preceding article...)

  3. 11-step program? by TFGeditor · · Score: 4, Funny

    What happened to the 12th step?

    Oh, wait...

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    1. Re:11-step program? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't forget about Step 9. STEP 9!!!

    2. Re:11-step program? by WormholeFiend · · Score: 3, Funny

      The 12th step was stamped top secret by the government authorities who don't want people to know to protect their brains from mind control satellites with the help of tinfoil hats.

    3. Re:11-step program? by advocate_one · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:11-step program? by Thing+1 · · Score: 1
      Somewhat OT, but the 12th step is "become an AA zealot."

      Seriously. I was visiting a friend who had the 12 steps in poster form. The first few seemed OK, then it got preachy about religion, and finally the last step was to move up into "management" of AA (not that they'll pay you; just that you volunteer your time to promote the organization).

      So it's actually the opposite of the "profit" that others have responded with. For most senses of "profit", that is: financial, resource, and time; however, it is "profitable" in the sense that you might make new friends who (likely) won't be bad influences, you will have a sense of satisfaction from helping people, and other intangible benefits.

      This started out mostly as a joke attempt, but ended up being somewhat serious and empathetic. Oh well. Enjoy!

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  4. D'oh by shreevatsa · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The obvious stuff that has been known for millenia -- eat healthy, exercise (your body and your brain), don't abuse yourself.
    Sad that this is so forgotten that it is news.

    1. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Don't abuse yourself. Crap.

    2. Re:D'oh by meeotch · · Score: 5, Funny
      C'mon - didn't you RTFA? Eat healthy, exercise (your body and your brain), don't abuse yourself, and MASSIVE, MASSIVE DOSES OF MODAFINIL & RITALIN - at least 2,000mg a day.

      Friggin' spinach and crossword puzzles aren't going to help you figure out which satellites Major League Baseball is using to spy on you, hippie.

      mitch

    3. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But wouldn't abusing yourself be considered exercise? At least for some parts of your body?

    4. Re:D'oh by over_exposed · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      don't abuse yorself

      Hear that? That's the sound of thousands of masochists wailing in agony. You just ruined their lives but made their day!

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    5. Re:D'oh by Marko+DeBeeste · · Score: 1

      Self-abuse is a God-given right. Damn the hairy palms and blindness, full (or fool) speed ahead.

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    6. Re:D'oh by swiggidy · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be 'dirty tree hugging hippie'?

    7. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you see any of those references to studies done in the past couple of years? No, this stuff hasn't been known for millenia you dumbass.

    8. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      By definition, masochists enjoy agony.

    9. Re:D'oh by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Or implement the Buffalo Theory.

    10. Re:D'oh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      don't abuse yourself,

      Uh-oh, the average Slashdot user abuses himself on a daily basis. I've never seen so many blind 30-year old virgins with Alzheimer's before...

    11. Re:D'oh by pipingguy · · Score: 1


      Then again, some people might not have brain cells to spare and have to use them all up in one shot in order to...uh...something, I forget.

  5. Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I haven't eaten breakfast in years. I don't wake up early enough for it. I just eat a big lunch and dinner and snack during the whole day.

    Am I missing out on something here?

    1. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny


      I eat breakfast and that's why I'm your boss. Get back to work, fucking slacker!

    2. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ok, I don't care who you are, that was funny.

    3. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I haven't eaten breakfast in years. I don't wake up early enough for it.

      You're saying you sleep 24 hours a day? Or that you don't eat at all?

      I just eat a big lunch and dinner and snack during the whole day.

      I guess neither..

      Breakfast is the first meal you eat after you wake up. The only way to not eat breakfast is if you A) never wake up, or B) don't eat at all.

    4. Re:Breakfast? by nightskier · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I have been experimenting with the breakfast part For years, I had been skipping breakfast. A month ago, I decided to start eating a daily breakfast high in protein and complex carbs. Subjectively, I feel a lot better. I have more energy throughout the day, I'm less stressed, and my memory has improved. Being a geek, I decided to do some benchmarking. Before starting the diet, I purchase a book of crossword puzzles. I completed half of the puzzles over a period of a few weeks (one a day). I timed how long it took me to finish each puzzle. Two weeks ago I started attempting the puzzles again. My times have improved by more than 20 percent.

    5. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Breakfast is the first meal you eat after you wake up. The only way to not eat breakfast is if you A) never wake up, or B) don't eat at all.

      No. Breakfast is the meal you eat early in the morning. I don't get up in the morning. I eat two big meals each day, Lunch and Dinner. The food I eat isn't cereal, pancakes, or toast (although I occasionaly go to Denny's for pancakes late at night). The first meal I eat, usually around noon, is usually sandwiches, handburgers, hot dogs, etc.

    6. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That actually makes sense if you get up early enough for breakfast. You have several hours of time between breakfast and lunch.

      I get up right at lunch time. I usually go and get my lunch an hour or so later after I wake up. In the evening, I have my big dinner as well. During the whole day, I may snack on just about anything.

    7. Re:Breakfast? by jebell · · Score: 5, Funny

      Don't take this the wrong way, but you take geek-ness to a whole new level.

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    8. Re:Breakfast? by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      I was wondering the same thing. I don't think I've ever consciously eaten "a healthy breakfast". If anything (usually it's nothing), it's just the sugary snacks and cola the submitter demonizes.

      Though I can't find it now, this probably has to do with the study that showed people who stay up late are smarter than those who wake up at 6AM every day (as if that needed proof).

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    9. Re:Breakfast? by sandman935 · · Score: 1

      There's also another benefit... I've noticed that if I go a few weeks without breakfast, I gain weight. Then, I get back to the normal breakfast routine and the weight comes off.

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    10. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Duh! You're better at the crossword puzzles because you've had the practice!

    11. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can attest to this too. If I stop eating breakfast, I also gain weight.

      Since I eat primarily cereal for breakfast, however, some of it might be due to the positive effects of dairy calcium on cutting body fat.

    12. Re:Breakfast? by mESSDan · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Isn't it possible that your times improved because you were more experienced at crossword puzzles?

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    13. Re:Breakfast? by NanoGator · · Score: 4, Funny

      "Two weeks ago I started attempting the puzzles again. My times have improved by more than 20 percent."

      Yeah, they go a lot quicker if you've done them already. ;)

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    14. Re:Breakfast? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 1

      When you started back in on breakfast, what did you do? I find that when I do have breakfast much earlier than about 9am, I feel slightly nauseated. I don't mind the idea of eggs and juice or even just cereal for breakfast, but I don't want to be distracted because I want to spew for the next hour.

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    15. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I bet you're fat. Eating 5 small meals a day will boost your metabolism.

    16. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I'm actually pretty thin.

    17. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, dude. Breakfast is the FIRST meal of the day by literal definnition. You are BREAKING your FAST from the night without food.

    18. Re:Breakfast? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      If you don't eat breakfast then you can end up putting your body into a semi-starvation state and it adapts by storing energy (ie. fat). Additionally, after ~8 hours of sleep eating a good breakfast when you get up lets your body know it's time to start up the digestive track and get everything moving again. If you want to lose weight skipping breakfast(or any meal for that matter) is one of the worst things you can do.

    19. Re:Breakfast? by Marii · · Score: 1

      I'm not usually hungry early either. I usually have something small like half a cup of oatmeal with a small spoon of flax and a little fruit. If I don't feel like all that, I have the oatmeal and save the fruit for a snack before lunch. The important thing is just to get anything in you soon after you wake.

    20. Re:Breakfast? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      I have the same issue. The way I solved it was by eating some toast with a bit of butter or cheese, then a little later eating a full meal with protein etc...

    21. Re:Breakfast? by Colin+Smith · · Score: 1

      Not just that, if you eat most of your calories in the evening, most people sit about and do nothing but watch TV in the evening, your body has nothing to do with the sugar but store it.

      You're then hungry in the morning and snacking all day.

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    22. Re:Breakfast? by DigitalRaptor · · Score: 1

      I used to skip breakfast, or just have something like cold cereal or a breakfast bar.

      Then I tried a really good quality meal replacement shake (NOT slimfast and NOT just a protein drink) and the difference couldn't have been more dramatic!

      I can now think much clearer, have more energy, and don't "bonk" or get sleepy like I used to. It has made me a much more productive coder, and since I'm self employed that has a direct impact on my bottom line (and my waist line...).

      I use the IsaLean shake at the bottom of this page:
      http://brianallen.isagenix.com/products3.dhtml

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    23. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tradtionally, breakfast is the meal you eat first thing in the morning. Lunch and dinner, are, by definition, the meals eaten in the middle and later parts of the day.

      And can it with the patronizing dude, unless you want me to start referring to you as a (possibly stones) hippie.

    24. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "stoned".

      Oh well.

    25. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The only way to not eat breakfast is if you A) never wake up, or B) don't eat at all.

      A => B

    26. Re:Breakfast? by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You hit on the biggest problem. Most people sit around and don't exercise at all.

    27. Re:Breakfast? by dr_canak · · Score: 1

      ummm,

      it might be a practice effect your seeing. You should get better over time as you do more of these crossword puzzles (or at least that's what i've heard, i hate the things).

      I could describe any number of studies that could get at the result in which you're intersted, but the one you're basing your conclusions on would be the one with the largest confound (e.g. practice).

      later,
      jeff

    28. Re:Breakfast? by aliasptr · · Score: 1

      Yep I get sick too if I eat breakfast. I usually just eat lunch and dinner. Maybe I'm not getting enough sleep at night? I just tend towards late meals... I don't know. Like anyone cares!

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    29. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The key point is that "[t]he brain is best fuelled by a steady supply of glucose." For most people a good way of accomplishing that, at least in part, is to eat breakfast. If you don't wake up in time for breakfast, then the advice is equivalent to saying that you should eat something relatively soon after you first wake up. Another possible way of accomplishing it is to "snack during the whole day."

    30. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe after spending 2 weeks training your 20% better?

    31. Re:Breakfast? by DirePickle · · Score: 1

      I sometimes get sick if I eat breakfast, too. I found that if I drink a big glass of water about 20 minutes before I eat (plenty of time for a shower in between) my stomach's nice and settled for breakfast.

    32. Re:Breakfast? by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1
      I haven't eaten breakfast in years. I don't wake up early enough for it.

      So shift your meals. Is there some rule that 11am is too late for breakfast?

      I'm a late sleeper (and late-to-bedder) myself, often have breakfast around 10:30am, lunch around 2 or 3 pm, and dinner around 7 or 8 - or even as late as 10pm, if I know I'm going to be up until 2 am or so.

      Diners serve breakfast all day, you know...

      I just eat a big lunch and dinner and snack during the whole day. Am I missing out on something here?

      It's generally thought that more and smaller meals are better than two large ones. Depending on how much of your intake is in those "snacks", you might be on your way to this.

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    33. Re:Breakfast? by mankey+wanker · · Score: 1

      There are studies that claim your point is false. It doesn't matter when you eat it, if you don't use it it gets stored as fat. The previous reply makes the main point: excess energy not used normally and by way of exercise is stored as fat. Simple as that.

      Use it or store it.

    34. Re:Breakfast? by daigu · · Score: 1

      Have you considered that you may have gotten better at doing crossword puzzles by practicing to do them every day? You might want to try it again without eating breakfast - but even that would leave you open to other influences such as placebo effect and so on.

    35. Re:Breakfast? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Poor test ... since you did half the puzzles over the course of weeks before you where also training your mind to do crosswords. Need a variety of tests and you can't have to much repetition or you will start training yourself.

    36. Re:Breakfast? by 1davo · · Score: 1
      From TFA:

      Beans on toast is a far better combination, as Barbara Stewart from the University of Ulster, UK, discovered. Toast alone boosted children's scores on a variety of cognitive tests, but when the tests got tougher, the breakfast with the high-protein beans worked best. Beans are also a good source of fibre, and other research has shown a link between a high-fibre diet and improved cognition.

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    37. Re:Breakfast? by Hosiah · · Score: 1
      For Heaven's sake, ever since I was a little boy I knew that a hearty breakfast got me through the day, and if anything, skipping dinner or having a light supper lead to a better night's rest and a more likely repetition of the cycle the next day.

      Our whole culture, as usual, is skewed the opposite from common sense: skip breakfast, vending-machine bag-of-chips at mid-day, and when you get off at the end of the day, stuff yourself porky, then waddle to bed and sleep, where your body can do nothing with the calories then but store them as fat. Simply go to bed two hours earlier and wake up two hours earlier and have your big meal then, and your whole life changes. But noooooooooooo, too difficult for capitalists to figure out!

  6. ouch... by coop0030 · · Score: 3, Funny
    kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks and sugary snacks performed at the level of an average 70-year-old in tests of memory and attention.


    Wow, so that makes me about 90, every day.

    Maybe that's why I couldn't remember my girlfriends birthday. This will be my excuse from now on!

    "Hun, I don't eat a healthy breakfast, how am I possibly going to remember to do the laundry?!"
    1. Re:ouch... by xtracto · · Score: 1

      I heard that in Scotish schools have an incentive program for their children, if they buy healthy foods on lunch (salads, low calory foods, and other non snacks food) they get also some "points", after they have certain amount of points they can exchange them for cool prices like iPods, Xbox, etc.

      I would like to be there, I could eat a ton of carrots to get an Ipod =o) and then goto the beach to get some nice color!

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    2. Re:ouch... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      my girlfriends

      Jesus christ, it's getting worse! You're dellusional!

    3. Re:ouch... by NanoGator · · Score: 1

      "Maybe that's why I couldn't remember my girlfriends birthday."

      You don't need to memorize it, just read it off the box!

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    4. Re:ouch... by EastCoastSurfer · · Score: 1

      Ouch rofl...

    5. Re:ouch... by spongman · · Score: 1
      I think this could more accurately be rewritten as:
      parents who succumb to their kids' marketing-driven nutritional requests are less likely to have their children's performance in education as a priority.
      i believe this has more to do with sociology and psychology than biology.
    6. Re:ouch... by stanmann · · Score: 1

      If you eat a ton of carrots, you'll certainly get some nice color... orangish I would guess

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  7. Brainzelle Free Style Rider by LegendOfLink · · Score: 1

    Hey, as long as that Tony Little bastard isn't promoting it, I'll do anything.

    1. Re:Brainzelle Free Style Rider by forgetful_ca · · Score: 1

      Agreed. Gazelle THIS, you annoying twit..

    2. Re:Brainzelle Free Style Rider by Vertdang · · Score: 1

      We must find Tony Little and beat him with a bag of hammers. (becuase one hammer just isn't enough)

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    3. Re:Brainzelle Free Style Rider by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Even he knows what an idiot he is. He's been doing parody commercials of himself lately.

  8. 12th step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...Profit!

    1. Re:12th step... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...Profit!

      For Great Justice!

  9. They missed one... by Xaroth · · Score: 1, Funny

    #12: Don't read /.!

    Oh, wait.

    1. Re:They missed one... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Everyone knows the last step is always

      #12: Profilt!

  10. hrm by grub · · Score: 2, Funny


    While becoming a nun might be an extreme way to avoid senility,

    So most slashdotters will keep their sanity into old age if they only undergo a gender change operation?

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    1. Re:hrm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, you also have to change from worshiping Linus to worshiping Jesus, lay off the pizza and coke, and for God's sake, stop downloading all that pr0n!

    2. Re:hrm by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Us Geeks stopped worshipping Linus after the Bit Keeper fiasco.

      Not to say we are all haters now, just that we see him as having both a good side and a not-so-good side, kinda like the kernel itself.

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    3. Re:hrm by FuzzyBad-Mofo · · Score: 1

      One cannot change their gender, silly.

  11. Good Habits by lukewarmfusion · · Score: 5, Funny

    "While becoming a nun might be an extreme way to avoid senility, there are lots of other tricks, techniques and habits..."

    There are non-nun habits?

    1. Re:Good Habits by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      You don't necessarily have to be a nun to wear one.

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    2. Re:Good Habits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You don't necessarily have to be a nun to wear one.

      Ok, nuns and select prostitutes. And Sally Fields in the 60s. Who else wears them?

    3. Re:Good Habits by narcc · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up as funny. It's the funniest thing I've seen on slashdot in a long time.

    4. Re:Good Habits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you hadn't been fixating on the regular old t-n-a type p0rn, you wouldn't be asking this.

    5. Re:Good Habits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no, silly. THIS parent.

  12. Sugary snacks by ignorant_coward · · Score: 5, Insightful


    Well intentioned parents buy their kids crap like Pop Tarts or NutriGrain bars thinking they are healthy. Well read the ingredients and the nutrition label. Practically no fiber, and corn syrup and hydrogenated fat dominate.

    Most of the breakfast convenience foods are just candy packaged differently. It's better to eat a piece of fruit (low glycemic index) or whole wheat toast, which, suprise suprise, are just as convenient!

    1. Re:Sugary snacks by WinkyN · · Score: 2, Informative

      I seriously doubt anyone considers Pop Tarts to be a part of a nutritious breakfast. It's a convenience food, not a health food.

    2. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you overestimate the average American.. Look at how many parents feed their children McDonalds and Buger King for dinner every day..

    3. Re:Sugary snacks by cliffiecee · · Score: 1

      Seen on a box of Oreo Granola Bars: "The goodness of granola"

      Is anyone really fooled by this?

    4. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I think you overestimate the average American.. Look at how many parents feed their children McDonalds and Buger King for dinner every day..

      And how many is that? Or are you just pulling theories out of your ass again?

    5. Re:Sugary snacks by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      Pop Tarts have a few token vitamins and minerals thrown in, which is good marketing to naive parents. Also, most health food snack bars are not better than the Pop Tarts. It's all marketing marketing marketing.

      It takes patience, but if you read all the labels, it is possible to find things like granola bars that have no hydrogenated oil, less puffed rice, and a respectable amount of fiber. But out of a dozen brands of granola, for example, odds are only one is the real deal.

    6. Re:Sugary snacks by ignorant_coward · · Score: 1


      I've heard that the most popular food for infants under 1 year old is french fries. Gotta get'em started young to raise'em right, you know.

    7. Re:Sugary snacks by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Practically no fiber, and corn syrup and hydrogenated fat dominate.

      I wouldn't be so sure about it. Right here I have a box of Kellogg's NutriGrain.

      Ingredients:
      whole wheat, sugars, vegetal fat (doesn't say partially hydrogenated), egg, calcium carbonate, iodated salt, sodium bicarbonate, color, (lots of vitamins go on in here); for the strawberry filling: corn syrup, sugar,maltodextrine,dextrose,strawberries (emphasis mine), water, glicerine, powdered apple, pectine, artificial and natural flavors, sodium benzoate, malic acid, vegetable oil (non-hydrogenated) and soy leticine, red dye 40, sulfites, polisorbate 60.

      While it has chemicals, it does contain whole wheat and actual fruits. I think the article referred more to DONUTS, DINGDONGS, SWISS CAKE ROLLS and all those "junk foods" that contain nothing but sugars.

      I do eat one nutrigrain a-day (at the job), but I do eat my breakfast at home, too. One glass of milk, 2 scrambled eggs with whole-wheat bread (and maybe some ham), and my orange juice.

    8. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Given that most juices on the shelf are "10% fruit juice", the answer to your question is "YES!"

    9. Re:Sugary snacks by aliquis · · Score: 1

      Althought fruit are quite high on nutrition fructose aren't all that great so maybe one shouldn't base a whole breakfast on fruit, even thought one or two is ok. Also wheat, whole or not, is rather empty of nutrition, so make that rye bread or oat porridge and a whole fruit like an orange or so (no juice).

      (fructose have low gi but is belived to be one of the reason people get lower insulin response and easier get fat)

    10. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Sugar is the second ingredient, and strawberries are way down after the fourth sweetener on the filling ingredients.

      A piece of real stone ground wheat bread with a touch of 100% fruit preserves has three times the fiber and the same amount of calories. A single multi-vitamin trumps anything added to the Nutrigrain bar, too.

      Nutrigrain bars are candy. NEXT!

    11. Re:Sugary snacks by pg110404 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Perhaps the problem is as much what people eat as how much time they are willing to invest in eating it.

      Something like a pop tart or nutrigrain bar is it's ready right away.

      Sugar is a simple carbohydrate and is readily absorbed into the bloodstream. There's a nasty spike of sugar in the blood and the body produces a whole lot of insulin to get rid of it by converting it into fat. Whole wheat toast is an example of a complex carbohydrate which has long chains of carbohydrates. The body has to expend a fair bit of energy just to break it down so it ends up taking far longer to work into the bloodstream.

      While there are convenient foods like toast or fruit that provide the complex carbohydrates, leftover spaghetti or rice from the night before would also do the trick and would give you the staying power that a piece of fruit might not give.

      The body also starts to slow its metabolic rate down several hours before you go to bed and in north america, we (foolishly) eat our biggest meal then. From a weight loss point of view it makes the most sense to eat a modest meal when we get up to kickstart the metabolism, to eat the largest meal at noon so we have the energy to do all our work throughout the day, and a light snack at 6pm to tide us over through the night (for /. regulars that would be noon for breakfast, 4:0pm for lunch and 10:00 pm for the evening snack before bed).

    12. Re:Sugary snacks by lb746 · · Score: 0

      so when are they going to start making foods laced with http://www.provigil.com/physician/home.aspxModafin il so that we caffeine based drinks and foods are avoided for breakfast just to get that extra jolt.

      I for one welcome our new pill-poping-sleep-deprived overloads.

    13. Re:Sugary snacks by srleffler · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Note that, by law, the ingredients are listed by quantity, from most to least. (I'm not sure if it's by weight or by volume.) This means that the filling is primarily corn syrup and sugars. There is less strawberry in that filling than each of the three kinds of sugar listed, and less of each of those than corn syrup. Note that while artificial and natural flavors and red dye #40 are way down the list, it doesn't take much of these to give the red color and the nice strawberry flavor. Altogether, the filling is best characterized as synthetically-flavored sugar syrup. They add a tiny amount of strawberry and apple so that they can claim on the packaging that it contains real fruit, without increasing the cost too much.

      If you still have it handy, check out the nutrition information box on the package. Does one serving contain a measurable amount of fiber? I have run into products made with 'whole wheat' that somehow managed not to have even a gram of fiber in them. I'm not sure how they manage that.

      Nutrigrain bars are basically vitamin-enriched cookies. They are probably better for you than a regular cookie, or a donut, but they don't really qualify as healthy food either.

    14. Re:Sugary snacks by karnal · · Score: 1

      That's Freedom Fries, you communist bastard.....

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    15. Re:Sugary snacks by srleffler · · Score: 3, Informative
      One qualification to this otherwise good post: more recent research shows that the distinction between simple and complex carbohydrates is less clear-cut than was previously thought. Some foods containing complex carbohydrates have a much more rapid impact on blood sugar than others. Things that make the food harder to digest (like fiber) tend to slow down the digestion and reduce the sugar surge. The impact of foods on blood sugar is characterized by glycemic index and glycemic load, which have been measured for a wide variety of foods in several research studies. Generally white bread, pasta, and rice cause a much stronger sugar surge in the bloodstream than wholegrain bread, brown rice, etc. Fruit may not be as bad as you think, because the high fiber content slows down the sugar surge. An apple has a glycemic load of 4, vs. 10 for a piece of white bread, 8 for whole wheat bread, or 17 for a doughnut. (20 on this scale is very high.) Note that many websites use glycemic index rather than glycemic load. The link I give above explains the difference.

      The real impact of this on diet and weight is less clear. Some have taken this new research as compelling evidence that carbohydrates are bad and should be avoided. Other nutritionists are skeptical of this position. The truth probably lies somewhere in between--North Americans probably eat too many carbohydrates, and too many of the ones we eat are of the kind that is rapidly processed into blood sugar (e.g. white bread instead of whole wheat).

    16. Re:Sugary snacks by pg110404 · · Score: 2

      Thanks for clearing up that absorption thing. I'd heard a few years back that while rice, potatoes, etc were loaded with starch, it still took a fair bit of time for the enzymes to break them down to their simpler sugar forms, or simple enough to be absorbed through the intestinal wall. It would be akin to making gravel size pebbles fit through a grate from fist sized rocks v.s. car sized boulders using a large workforce swinging pick axes. There are only so many people that can surround a car sized boulder, but if you have that same mass of rock already fist sized, you could get a whole lot more people breaking it down, far more rapidly. Getting indigestable matter like fiber to slow it down is another way, but I thought the main method of preventing absorption was in the complexity of the initial carbohydrate molecule. I guess it's not that simple.

      If life is complicated, then the answers to life are by no means simple and it's very likely that the impact of foods on blood sugar are also quite complex. Also, I agree with your assessment of diet and weight loss. The brain only runs on sugar and cutting out carbohydrates to me is a very dangerous game to play. It should be clear that a diet of donuts and coffee is not a very good choice of diet, going on an all meat diet is also quite foolish.

      A balanced moderated diet of carbs, proteins, vitamins, fats/oils, minerals and water along with a scheduled and adequate sleep cycle with an exercise program is probably the only thing that will make your brain and body work at its best. We as a north american society, choose to run around incessantly so we have little time to eat properly, no time to exercise, and we try to do too much in the day which cuts down on our quality sleep, then we wonder why we're so overweight, lethargic and stupid.

    17. Re:Sugary snacks by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      Well, I have good news and bad news. The good news is that the ingredients from Kellogg's webiste doesn't seem as bad as what you posted. The bad news is that it still isn't that great.



      Ingredients: Filling (high fructose corn syrup, corn syrup, strawberry puree concentrate, glycerin, sugar, modified corn starch, sodium citrate, citric acid, sodium alginate, natural and artificial strawberry flavor, dicalcium phosphate, modified cellulose, caramel color, malic acid, red #40), enriched flour (wheat flour, niacinamide, reduced iron, thiamin mononitrate [vitamin B1], riboflavin [vitamin B2], folic acid), whole grain oats, sugar, sunflower oil, high fructose corn syrup, contains two percent or less of honey, calcium carbonate, dextrose, nonfat dry milk, wheat bran, salt, cellulose, potassium bicarbonate (leavening), natural and artificial flavor, mono- and diglycerides, propylene glycol esters of fatty acids, soy lecithin, wheat gluten, cornstarch, vitamin A palmitate, carrageenan, niacinamide, sodium stearoyl lactylate, guar gum, zinc oxide, reduced iron, pyridoxine hydrochloride (vitamin B6), thiamin hydrochloride (vitamin B1), riboflavin (vitamin B2), folic acid.


      The main ingredients are filling, enriched flour, whole grain oats, sugar, sunflower oil, and high fructose corn syrup. The filling is first and foremost corn syrup and high-fructose corn syrup followed by actual strawberries, glycerine for texture, more sugars, easily digestible short-chain starches, and finally various trace preservatives and stabilizers.

      Almost all of its 140 calories come from its 26g of carbohydrates (with 3g of fat and 1g of protein meaning almost nothing), half of which (13g) are sugars. Despite including whole oats and traces of wheat bran, it has less that 1g of fiber. In other words, this is little better than strawberry candy, wrapped in an oatmeal cookie with traces of a ground-up vitamin pill sprinkled over it. This is produced by Kellogg's Keebler division after all.

      The good news is that Kellogg's stopped using partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil. This is now completely trans-fat free. However, this is a bad idea for breakfast thanks to the amounts of glucose and fructose that would be coursing through your system afterwards. Elevated insulin levels are bad for long-term health, and too much fructose leads to higher triglyceride levels which are bad for the heart (and for the mind according to the article). You'd be better off eating another egg and another slice of toast or some real strawberries instead.

      (Of course, I've fallen out of the habit of even eating breakfast for the past few months, so I shouldn't be casting stones too much.)
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    18. Re:Sugary snacks by lxw56 · · Score: 1

      Remember that regular, non-whole wheat bread, including a lot of supposedly multi-grain breads, also have a high glycemic index that can be even worse than sugar. The fiber in whole wheat keeps the carbs from absorbing too fast. (White potatos are bad, as well.)

    19. Re:Sugary snacks by Paradise+Pete · · Score: 1
      Does one serving contain a measurable amount of fiber?

      1 gram of fiber, 13 grams of sugar. Not nearly as bad as, say, a snickers bar, but not exactly what I would call "nutri-grain."

    20. Re:Sugary snacks by LibertineR · · Score: 1

      The brain does not run on sugar, but on glucose. Your body can convert fat to glucose in the form of ketones, which are actually preferred by the brain. Reducing carbs does not cause a lack of brain food in the body, but only causes your body to get fuel from it's own fat cells instead.

    21. Re:Sugary snacks by Snowdog668 · · Score: 1

      Speaking of reading the labels, have you ever read the label on a can of "Slim Fast"? Drink a Pepsi, pop a multi-vitamin, about the same sugar content.

      Then there was the time that the place I was working out at was giving away "healthy" soup that some vendor gave them. Reading the label one serving had 100% of the RDA for sodium. Guess you're screwed on sodium for the rest of the day. :)

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    22. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Saying that when you eat compared to when you metabolize fastest makes a difference in calorie balance is like saying paying your bills right after versus right before your next paycheck changes your overall cash flow.

      It doesn't.

      If there are X calories going in and Y going out, it doesn't matter when in the day they are being consumed or used up, the difference is still X-Y.

      As for energy - your liver stores a lot of calories - so if you are getting tired during the day from a lack of calories - perhaps your liver is malfunctioning.

      Drinking too much alcohol can do that (both direct damage and by inhibiting gluconeogensis).

    23. Re:Sugary snacks by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Ketones make the brain run slower.

      That's why ketogenic diets help epileptics.

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    24. Re:Sugary snacks by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      Isn't sugar a simple carbohydrate and glucose is a specific form of simple carbohydrate? For example, doesn't the brain use glocose OR fructose or sucrose? Glucose, fructose and sucrose are sugars but are not molecularly identical.

      google definition of sugar:

      A sugar is a form of carbohydrate; the most commonly used sugar is a white crystalline solid, sucrose; used to alter the flavor and properties ('mouthfeel', preservation, texture) of beverages and food. The "simple" sugars, such as glucose (which is produced from sucrose by enzymes or acid hydrolysis), are a store of energy which is used by biological cells.

      Starch = complex carb
      sugar = simple carb

      To say the brain runs on 'glucose' not sugar is like saying people drive fords, not cars.

      chain enough sugar molecules together and you get starch.

      It's the difference between a chain and a link in a chain. But the type of link is the type of sugar. glucose might be like a dog chain that is twisted and wound in the middle, where fructose might be a simple oval. They are both simple links.

      google definition of ketone:

      Waste product produced when the body is using fat as an energy source. Ketones are acids, and can cause damage or death to cells. Excess ketones accumulate in the blood and are excreted in the urine. Acetone is a ketone which can be eliminated through the lungs. Ketoacidotic animals often have a chemical smell to their breath (Some nail polish removers contain acetone - it is a similar smell).

      There is a difference between 'starch fat' and 'fat fat'. Sugar is converted to 'starch fat' and back again. Fat fat is molecularly different and is not a good substitute for sugar.

      Also, I did know about fat to glucose, but my point about eliminating carbs from the diet is that the body has to work harder to provide that glucose, so instead of eating a greasy hamburger patty without the bun (to avoid the carbs), eat less greasy meat and a bit more carbs. That way, you're providing a more balanced availability of energy for both the muscles (to get the high energy foods they need when walking, jogging, etc), and the brain (so it has its readily available glucose).

      Other references:

      http://www.acnp.org/g4/GN401000064/CH064.HTML

      and

      http://www.google.ca/search?hl=en&lr=&oi=defmore&q =define:ketone

    25. Re:Sugary snacks by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      Saying that when you eat compared to when you metabolize fastest makes a difference in calorie balance is like saying paying your bills right after versus right before your next paycheck changes your overall cash flow.

      I believe it does. If your metabolism burns 2000 calories per day and you take in all 2000 calories in one sitting, only to drink water for the rest of the day, your body will go on the defensive and slow itself down, burning less than 2000 calories before long.

      If you eat 200 calories 10 times per day, instead of having your body try to store 1900 calories for later that day, that 200 calories can stay in the bloodstream a little longer before the body needs to react, and before it does, that 200 calories is gone, only to be replaced by a new 200 calories.

      There's only so much your liver can reasonably store before it tucks it away. You can't eat 14000 calories in one go and expect the liver to hold it all for the rest of the week, so it quite correctly converts it to fat. Later, it takes that fat and converts it back, but the fact of the matter is, the liver is a finite calorie storage device.

      You total fuck up your metabolism by binge eating then fasting which is why all nutritionists say if you want to lose weight, eat less but more often. Also huge spikes in sugar and its storage as fat requires insulin and increases the chance of burning out the pancreas and you eventually get type 2 diabetes. The skinny people don't get type 2 diabetes, and that's because they only feed their body what it needs, when it needs it and the pancreas is not overtaxed. Fat people overload it for so long it affects their ability to produce insulin and eventually, it just stops producing it.

      So I'd say, yes it makes a difference how much you eat, how often and how quickly it gets absorbed into the blood. The calorie burned v.s. calorie ingested equation is far more complicated than those two factors alone.

    26. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The good news is that Kellogg's stopped using partially hydrogenated soybean and cottonseed oil. This is now completely trans-fat free.

      I've noticed that lots of popular foods have had their hydrogenated oil silently dropped from the ingredients list. The food companies are sort of in a bind: droping the trans fat is good...but they can't admit to having contributed towards people dying of heart disease. I think the gradual quiet disposal of the trans-fat indicates the companies are following their lawyers' advice, so when the shit hits the fan, it's the other companies that look bad.

      Regardless, the end result is good, in that lots of popular snack foods are now slightly healthier than they were. Now we just need to get these companies to do the same with sodium!

    27. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      Even among whole-wheat flours, there are differences. The coarser stone ground whole wheat flour has a lower G.I. than general-purpose whole wheat flour. Even though I'm sure the glycemic index has its critics, it has been the most helpful general guide for choosing foods. It's better than counting the carbs or fat on the FDA labels, IMO, because two potatos can have identical FDA lables but one is slightly lower G.I. than the other, which helps me choose what to buy.

      It is extremely interesting that the highest G.I. foods (mostly) are foods that are refined or synthesized by humans, such as white flour, white rice, corn syrup, etc. It is an extremely interesting coincidence that obesity and diabetes are also so common now, when such foods are consumed in great quantities.

      IMO, one day will come where the FDA throws in the towel and starts regulating foods like white flour or even foods that contain rediculous amounts of sodium. As society knocks out more natural ailments like polio, smallpox, etc., we will end up where our problems are mostly our own invention, as is the case with diabetes.

    28. Re:Sugary snacks by rtb61 · · Score: 1
      The largest problem with junk food are the "flavour enhancers". Seriuosly people, how can a single type of ingredient ehance many different types of flavours.

      They are just neuro stimulants absorbed through the surface of the tongue to stimulate the taste buds into greater sensitivity. Just like any of neuro stimulants they don't stop at the taste buds they continue on through out the body doing lots of other interesting thinks to the human nervous system (very harmful for children with a blood brain barrier that has not fully formed) and just like all the other neuro stimulants they are addictive (and people wonder why the cigarette companies started investing in the junk food companies).

      Just to keep things interesting for the typical consumer there is the 20 20 rule. Any ingredient that comprises less that 20% of the total does not need to declare any ingredient that it contains where it is less that 20% of it. Fortunately more than sufficient to include the addictive flavour enhancer of their choice and you wonder why you can't stop at one.

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    29. Re:Sugary snacks by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Kellogg's NutriGrain.

      Ingredients:
      whole wheat, sugars, vegetal fat, egg, calcium carbonate, iodated salt, sodium bicarbonate, color, (lots of vitamins go on in here); for the strawberry filling: corn syrup, sugar,maltodextrine,dextrose,strawberries, water, glicerine, powdered apple, pectine, artificial and natural flavors, sodium benzoate, malic acid, vegetable oil (non-hydrogenated) and soy leticine, red dye 40, sulfites, polisorbate 60.

      While it has chemicals, it does contain whole wheat and actual fruits.


      I "bolded" the sugars.

      "contains actual fruit"... sigh, I can't believe the amount of people who think that something is made healthy by putting a tiny piece of fruit in a huge vat of sugar, artificial colouring, preservatives, etc.

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    30. Re:Sugary snacks by pipingguy · · Score: 2, Funny


      If you still have it handy, check out the nutrition information box on the package. Does one serving contain a measurable amount of fiber?

      If you eat the box it does, but you likely won't enjoy the experience.

    31. Re:Sugary snacks by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother used to make pancakes every morning. I hated that. I'ld be hungry my mid morning when all I had was pancakes. I wanted something more substantial than starchy foods. Most of the time I just had a bowl of cerial and milk. That held me over better until lunch. Those beans they recommended in the article would have been welcome, or a piece of ham.

    32. Re:Sugary snacks by killjoe · · Score: 1

      I'll do you one better. Eat real food and the rest will take care of itself. Before you put it in your mouth ask yourself "Is this real? Is this food? Does it look like something that came out of the earth meant for human consumption?" If the answer is no then don't eat it.

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    33. Re:Sugary snacks by Elanor · · Score: 1

      Very old adage:
      Eat like a king in the morning, like a prince at midday and like a pauper in the evening

    34. Re:Sugary snacks by MustardSauce · · Score: 1

      The RDA are minima, not maxima.

  13. Okay for the nun part but... by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

    (looking down) I may have a few "hardware" problems. At least nuns don't have to shave.

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    1. Re:Okay for the nun part but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, some of them do.

    2. Re:Okay for the nun part but... by Concerned+Onlooker · · Score: 2, Funny
      (looking down) I may have a few "hardware" problems. At least nuns don't have to shave.

      You know, you're not required to shave down there.

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    3. Re:Okay for the nun part but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe it's a girl who doesn't like shaving her legs posting :P

    4. Re:Okay for the nun part but... by ThePromenader · · Score: 1

      ...that's why I pluck : )

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  14. beans? by ouzel · · Score: 1

    Beans and toast? Marmite? For breakfast? Sounds to me like they is torturin' them young'uns.

    1. Re:beans? by funkmeister · · Score: 1

      Marmite - I'd rather be stupid, that stuff is disgusting. Once upon a time I made the mistake of assuming that marmite was nutella, and I have never forgetten that moment. Could not get the damn taste out my mouth.

    2. Re:beans? by M.+Baranczak · · Score: 2, Funny

      It's a British publication - what did you expect?

    3. Re:beans? by suman28 · · Score: 1

      As you can clearly see, it did improve your memory. You have not yet forgotten that experience yet, have you? :-)

  15. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks and sugary snacks performed at the level of an average 70-year-old in tests of memory and attention.

    So there was a definite improvement then.

  16. Re:Step 12 by Ford+Prefect · · Score: 4, Funny

    12. Ignore everything you read on Slashdot!

    Okay!

    Um...

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  17. Memory? by bigdumbyak · · Score: 1

    If this will help improve my memory, I'm willing to try it out.

    Maybe if I'd been doing this previously, that Google Puzzle Challenge would have been a bit easier. And I only tried last year's challenge.

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    1. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No, bigdumbyak, you've done it twice now. And the last one you did wasn't last year, it was two years ago.

      --Google

    2. Re:Memory? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Willing to try what? What was the article about yet?

  18. I recommend a workout a day by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Preferably in the morning before breakfast. Yes, it's quite a challenge the first few times you do it, but wouldn't you rather be outside and biking than watching the same old dreary news in the morning?

    It requires a bit of self-control as you have to ignore your hunger but as your body gets used to the idea that it will eat later anyways, you won't notice it much.

    This energizes me quite a lot, and the work day just goes by faster, and problems are much easier to tackle.

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    1. Re:I recommend a workout a day by garcia · · Score: 1

      This energizes me quite a lot, and the work day just goes by faster, and problems are much easier to tackle.

      Now that the warmer weather is back and its light earlier in the morning I like to walk the dog before work. Even a simple two mile walk in the morning before work makes me feel better by the time I leave the house.

      I'm sure better off than I was through the dreary winter months and I'm certainly better off than my miserable co-workers who spent their "wake-up" time in rush-hour traffic.

      YMMV.

    2. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Mad+Merlin · · Score: 1

      I don't know about you, but I have trouble waking up for anything, if I'm on time for anything scheduled before about 5 pm, it's a miracle.

    3. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to do this. I did it for two months straight, but I found that while I felt great in the morning, I'd need to eat three times through the work day, and on top of that, I'd be absolutely knackered out by five o'clock.

      It might work for other people, but I find that I feel much better if I wake up later in the morning. I was figuring that after a while, my sleep cycles would re-adjust, and I'd feel great again, but no dice - even after two months, I still felt like rolling over and catching a few more hours.

    4. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      Yes, it's quite a challenge the first few times you do it, but wouldn't you rather be outside and biking than watching the same old dreary news in the morning?

      Not if you're a procrastinator. I found that the only way to get me to consistently exercise was to eliminate all my excuses. Weather used to be a big one: "Oh, it's raining/icy, I'll skip today". And time: "Well, there's not enough time to make it to the gym today, so I'll skip it." And noise: "All my roommates are sleeping, and the bike pedalling wakes them up, so I can't exercise."

      So, I got a "bike" where you pull with your arms and push with your legs (I don't know what that's called, though). It doesn't make noise and it's indoors. As for the time issue, I just set my alarm earlier to compensate.

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    5. Re:I recommend a workout a day by raygundan · · Score: 1

      I just eat first. Your body gets used to that, too, and it's significantly less annoying and performance-killing than attempting a morning bike ride on an empty stomach.

    6. Re:I recommend a workout a day by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      heh same here, its about 5pm when i finally wake up

      i used to work 11:30am-8:00pm and even 11:30 seemed too early.. now i work 9:30am and its hell (it was 8:30 but i was always late so i got my hours changed)

      i leave my house 15 minutes before im supposed to be at work.. and it takes 15 minutes to get there so i leave the latest i can without being late and its not because im wasting time.. as soon as i get up i get ready but it takes forever cause i keep passing out (in the shower, eating breakfast, etc)

      i finally started eating breakfast when i started exercising back in september (was about 370lbs then, now im 280 yay)

      but theres no way i can exercise in the morning.. and the parent poster says if he exercises in the morning hes more energized and the day goes by faster.. that dont work for me, occasionally for whatever reason ill have to be up earlier than usual so when i finally get to work im wide awake.. the day drags forever and i feel sick.. id much rather sleep through work like im doing right now ::yawn::

      i exercise after work, usually before dinner cause if i wait ill end up putting it off until its really late and then i cant sleep at all or not do it at all.

      im tired all day, awake at 5, and wide awake at 2am.. i can never fall asleep early and can never wake up.. my internal clock is all fubar

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    7. Re:I recommend a workout a day by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      I wonder if it is a good idea to exercise before eating breakfast. Does anyone know if this is good or bad? I find that I will often do much better in sporting events in the late afternoon or evening if I have a good meal with a short time in between to digest it. That leads me to believe that it's best to eat first exercise later, but that's in the afternoon/evening.

    8. Re:I recommend a workout a day by DrCode · · Score: 1

      That might be great for 'morning people'. For me, exercising in the morning makes me feel ill. The evening, after dinner, is much better for some of us. It encourages us not to eat too much (weighs you down), and gets us away from the house and the temptation to snack.

    9. Re:I recommend a workout a day by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      Strange, I found the opposite to be true for me. I can squat and leg-press way more on an empty stomach, after a nice warm up. There's enough glycogen in my ass and blood glucose in the morning to get me a nice 20-25Km bike ride no problem. Anyways, the body can always convert alanine to glucose when exercising.

      I guess to repeat a hackneyed phrase, it depends on the metabolism. Mine is strange. People say food takes 2-3 days to get through you, I can assure you that I do it in 6 hours from start to finish. (Maybe that whole 2-3 days thing is a myth, like the "we have 5 senses" thing and the "tongue has these taste zones" stuff they still teach kids?)

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    10. Re:I recommend a workout a day by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I have problems sticking to it as well. But if I exercise after work, I'm so hyped that I can't get to sleep before 1am. My legs feel hot and I'm wide-eyed.

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    11. Re:I recommend a workout a day by MorePower · · Score: 1
      ...wouldn't you rather be outside and biking than watching the same old dreary news in the morning?

      Actually I'd rather sleep all the way to 5:45am, which is the latest I can wake up, shower, brush teeth, etc and still make it to work on time. 5:45 is already way to early to be awake, but 7:00am is pretty much the universal start time for work everywhere.

    12. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are trying to lose weight it is better to workout 30 minutes to an hour before you eat breakfast. Then your breakfast must contain an appropriate amount of protein to help retain muscle mass. I personally recommend a serving of whey protein consumed shortly after the workout, as it is a quickly metabolized protein.
      If you are just trying to "stay in shape", it doesn't matter too much if you eat before or after. Its just the content that matters...but never skip a meal after a workout!

    13. Re:I recommend a workout a day by hayh · · Score: 1

      I've come across studies (yes, another vague "studies" reference) that show that certain people are naturally inclined to be active at different times of the day. It sucks that most of us are expected to conform to business hours that don't necessarily capitalise on our most productive times.

      For me, waking up at 6 am to exercise before work is impossible. I'm lucky to come out of zombie mode before lunch. However, when I used to have flexible hours, I could wake up at 9:30 or so, take an aerobics class, shower, eat and head to work full of energy (and more relaxed - I find that when I start out too tired, I carry a lot of tension in my body to compensate for the "floopiness" of being sleepy).

      Exercise definitely helps, no matter what time you start your day... and if you're not a morning person, you're probably better off (where possible) finding an occupation that won't force you to be one, so you have time for things like exercise and food :)

    14. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Neurotoxic666 · · Score: 1

      Preferably in the morning before breakfast

      That is just so true. I've started doing that when I joined the army and there's a very good reason why they make you run 5 minutes after you wake up: it actualy GIVES you energy for the rest of the day. You feel better, you think better and you are happier. And healthier, of course. And boy, is the breakfast GOOD!

      I've been in the army for only 1,5 year and I really, truly miss the physical training. I'm not disciplined enough to continue by myself. Shame on me!

      Another point for the exercise before eating in the morning: you'll actually burn calories and then, when you eat (~30 minutes after the training preferably), the proteins will help repair your muscles.

      Anyway, I'm far from competent in this domain, but that's the theory I remember, more or less correctly, and I can tell for sure that there's no better day than when you wake up, run, breathe fresh air, see the sun rise and eat a healthy breakfast. It feels good till the last minute and you sleep better.

      Shit... Why the hell do we still buy and eat crappy food? And I myself am guilty of eating all sorts of fast food. But I just can't understand why I would prefer eating potato chips and feel fat vs. eating proper food and move a little. It's amazing how stupid we can be.

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    15. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      7am???

      i dont know where you are but in australia office hours are 9-5 and slight variations around that, maybe 8-4 is just as popular. we also get 4 weeks holiday leave each year, everyone from the cleaner to the executive. companies still make good money.

    16. Re:I recommend a workout a day by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      "It's amazing how stupid we can be."

      I've noticed that, especially in this thread. Hooboy, there are some real loons out there.

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    17. Re:I recommend a workout a day by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A rowing machine?

  19. Don't forget about Vitamin N! by TeleoMan · · Score: 0, Troll
    Studies show nicotine improves synaptic response and can reduce susceptibility to alzheimer's. It improves creativity, as well.

    Put on a nicotine patch before your next final and reap the rewards!

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  20. Keep brain fit with Alcohol by El_Smack · · Score: 5, Funny

    Alcohol kills brain cells, it's true. But it kills the weakest and most poorly adapted ones, just like Darwin says. That leaves your good brain cells unencumbered by the dead weight cells and they can function at full capacity.
    That's why you get so much smarter when you drink.
    Stolen and paraphrased from someone much funnier than I am.

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    1. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by cephyn · · Score: 2, Funny

      um...wouldnt that be 10 kinds of cars in the world?

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    2. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by dlur · · Score: 1

      It's actually "The Buffalo Theory" from Cheers.

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    3. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by jebell · · Score: 2, Informative
      um...wouldnt that be 10 kinds of cars in the world?

      You obviously don't remember what number was painted on the General Lee.

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    4. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by lixee · · Score: 1

      Some recently said alcohol devellops the brain cells! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4496727.stm/

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    5. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Some recently said alcohol devellops the brain cells! http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/health/4496727.stm/

      If it is true, please drink more before commenting again. Oh, here's a working link. You'll have to learn to spell on your own.

    6. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by cephyn · · Score: 1

      i do remember, but it doesnt make any sense at all then.

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    7. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by prator · · Score: 1

      Sounds like someone needs a brain workout.

      -prator

    8. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by eckman · · Score: 1

      That may be true but who says alcohol doesn't weaken your strong brain cells, one day making the once strong into Darwin's lunch? I'm not saying that's what happens, but I am saying that it is possible.

      I believe in your freedom of choice to do whatever you like, as long as you don't take others down with you...or your hobbies don't cost us (the tax payers) in the long run.

      Enjoy!

    9. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Since when was binary only useful at representing a static conversion to the decimal system. he could have intended that 0=your mom and 1=2 in the right field, and 0=who cares in the left field. You don't know.

    10. Re:Keep brain fit with Alcohol by HydroCarbon10 · · Score: 1

      Effectively, you only support one lifestyle, the lifestyle that costs the least taxpayer money to maintain, and have no respect for freedom of choice.

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  21. My personal regimen by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    I start the day off with a brisk walk.

    For breakfast, I have two eggs, fried in olive oil, with chives or onions.

    Then I work a while on my bicycle. It has a fork for extra spice, and a three cheeses for more gondola.

    I remember putting together my Heathkit computer, with the round things and the keyboard. We didn't have mice back then, except in the basement. Now they come in everywhere, and I can't seem to trap them.

    I think I'll lay down a while.

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    1. Re:My personal regimen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Where's the (+1, Surreal) mod point when you need it?

    2. Re:My personal regimen by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Right. Employee drug-testing isn't a panacea, but it couldn't hurt, could it?

    3. Re:My personal regimen by Zeebs · · Score: 1

      How did you manage to type that AND get the little bot test guessing game right?!

      I'll have some of what he's having.

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    4. Re:My personal regimen by jaycontonio · · Score: 1

      I just spit my lunch out on my computer screen...This has got to be the funniest post I've ever read on slashdot and now everyone at work knows it.

  22. That's what I'm doing wrong.... by pg110404 · · Score: 1

    First, go to the top of the class by eating breakfast.

    That and late nights on /. are two ways to turn your brain into a couch potato.

    I'm not dumb. I'm resting my brain.

  23. Cardio Imporves Alertness by uncleroot · · Score: 1

    Regular cardio vascular excercise has been shown to provide substantial benefits to alertness. Don't worry about losing your nerd status by excercising. Simply commute to work on a bicycle , like I do, with baggy shorts and a high powered bike like strapped to the top of the helmet. You'll stay fit, save money and retain your geek status.

  24. From TFA.... by gmletzkojr · · Score: 5, Funny

    YOUR brain is the greediest organ in your body,...

    I'm not quite sure if that is correct.....

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    1. Re:From TFA.... by panda · · Score: 1

      They said in your body, not on your body.....

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    2. Re:From TFA.... by ehiris · · Score: 1

      You have a detachable penis also?

  25. How to take a dupe .. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I always play a Mozart CD when reading /.
    it speeds up recognition of dupe articles,
    yet I manage to stay calm and relaxed.

    Had to post this before the dupe. But
    thats just a proof dupe recognition works
    really well.

    P.S.: I dont like proving that I am not a script

  26. Re:Step 12 by orasio · · Score: 2, Funny

    12. Ignore everything you read on Slashdot!


    But that would leave me with 11 steps again. And then I would read you, and get 12 steps again. And then I would have 11. Ohh, the paradox.

  27. Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine.... by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm 28 years old. I believe in taking care of myself, and a balanced diet and a rigorous exercise routine. In the morning, if my face is a little puffy, I'll put on an ice pack while doing my stomach crunches. I can do a thousand now. After I remove the ice pack, I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower, I use a water activated gel cleanser. Then a honey almond body scrub. And on the face, an exfoliating gel scrub. Then apply an herb mint facial mask, which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an aftershave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion. There is an idea of a Rude Turnip, some kind of abstraction, but there is no real me. Only an entity, something illusory. And though I can hide my cold gaze, and you can shake my hand and feel flesh gripping yours and maybe you can even sense our life styles are probably comparable, I simply am not there.

  28. The dreadful consequences by RealProgrammer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Two older couples are out for a walk. The men are walking behind the women.

    Man 1: We ate at a great restaurant last night.

    Man 2: Oh really? Which one.

    Man 1: The name escapes me right now ... what's the name of that flower, you know, with the thorns?

    Man 2: A rose?

    Man 1: Yes, that's it. Rose, where did we eat last night?

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    1. Re:The dreadful consequences by iminplaya · · Score: 3, Funny

      An 80-year-old couple is having trouble remembering things, so they go
      to the doctor to make sure there's nothing wrong.
      After an exam, the doctor says, "You're physically okay, but you guys
      might want to start writing notes to help you remember things."
      That night they're watching TV when the old man gets up from his chair.
      His wife says, "Where are you going?"
      He says, "I'm going to the kitchen to get a glass of water."
      She says, "Will you get me some Vanilla ice cream?"
      He says, "All right."
      She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
      He says, "I don't have to write it down. Vanilla ice cream."
      She says, "And could I have strawberries and whipped cream?"
      He says, "All right."
      She says, "Don't you think you should write it down?"
      He says, "I don't have to write it down.Vanilla ice cream with
      strawberries and whipped cream."
      Twenty minutes later he walks in and hands her a plate of bacon and
      eggs.
      She says, "You forgot my fucking toast."

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    2. Re:The dreadful consequences by hey! · · Score: 1

      An elderly couple is celebrating their 75th wedding anniversary, and their grandchildren decide to throw and enormous party for them. After a while though all the noise and commotion gets to be too much for the old folks, so they go into their room and shut the door.

      Man: I'm proud of you, Martha.

      Woman: What?

      Man: I said, I'm PROUD of you, Martha.

      Woman: Speak up, I still can't hear you.

      Man: I'M PROUD OF YOU.

      Woman: Oh, that's all right. I'm tired of you too.

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  29. Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 5, Insightful

    1. Eat oatmeal for breakfast - if you must add sugars, make them complex, not processed (e.g. raw).

    2. Get half an hour exercise each day, which basically means take the stairs or take the bus or if you drive don't park so close to work.

    3. Get eight to nine hours sleep a night - this is the hard one for me. If you run a sleep deficit, sleep in Saturday morning, but wake up the usual time on Sunday.

    4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass.

    5. Stop watching the news. All those car chases and crashes five states away just add to stress and you can't do anything about them. If you must watch, choose a less exciting program like PBS or such.

    6. Ditch your watch and cellphone. Really.

    7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...

    8. Don't be in such a rush. Biologically, we're not built to live like that.

    9. Eat low on the food chain - how you do this is up to you, but avoid processed foods.

    All the rest is commentary.

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    1. Re:Ways to live to 120 by MrP-(at+work) · · Score: 1

      "4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass."

      Per meal or just dinner?

      If per meal.. breakfast too? Oh and can I use whiskey instead of wine? Mmmm whiskey for breakfast!

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    2. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      "4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass."

      Per meal or just dinner?

      Dinner. But this varies in different cultures. If your big meal is breakfast, it's ok to do it then. If your big meal is lunch (yum, steak and shrimp and salad with green crunchies and tomatoes and a glass of wine), do it then.

      Don't drink more than two glasses of red wine in a day, or for women one glass (optional for women if they do this at all, the health effects are mixed, aspirin is better in many ways in very low doses).

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    3. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Locke2005 · · Score: 1

      7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...
      Can you say "non-sequitur"??? I knew you could!

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    4. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      Where does it say 8-9 hours of sleep? The part which talked about 8 hours of sleep was in connection with use of medication, wasn't it?

      Anyhow, I thought I saw another research saying that around 7 hours of sleep were optimal, and having both more and less than that would be, erh, not as optimal.

      Not that it stops me from getting 9+ hours of sleep whenever I can, but it worried me a bit. Hopefully it was not a serious research. I haven't really been able to find the source for it.

    5. Re:Ways to live to 120 by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

      7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...

      Maybe someone should explain... the crossword puzzle is the black and white grid thingy with short bits next to it like 'do as this in rome'. This is NOT, I repeat NOT to be confused with the 'cute girls' section, which usually involves a toll call...

    6. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Where does it say 8-9 hours of sleep? The part which talked about 8 hours of sleep was in connection with use of medication, wasn't it?

      It doesn't. Some local research here at the UW shows that 8.25 hours tends to be optimal, and also points out that only Saturday morning sleeping late seems to work.

      Not everything is published, we get a lot of news here before it becomes published.

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    7. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Destoo · · Score: 1

      When I pick one up at work I just fill it with random numbers as fast as I can and yell "BINGO!"

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    8. Re:Ways to live to 120 by DrCode · · Score: 1

      Good advice, but I've just a few nits:

      2. I'm not sure how much exercise one gets riding the bus, unless one has to stand the whole time.

      4. Drinking 2 glasses of wine at one sitting gets me pretty drunk.

      7. I write software all day. It engages my brain, but I don't tend to meet cute girls that way.

    9. Re:Ways to live to 120 by superstick58 · · Score: 1

      Most studies from what I can remember show that sleep duration is subjective to the individual, but on average 8-9 hours of sleep is sufficient. The subjectiveness is probably why I prefer 9+ while some of my friends go 7-8 per night.

    10. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I saw a study elsewhere that said that looking at pictures of cute girls, particularly ones with large breasts, was good for men's health.

      Really. (Not saying I necessarily believed the study, but I did read about it. I'm not making this up.)

    11. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Good advice, but I've just a few nits:

      2. I'm not sure how much exercise one gets riding the bus, unless one has to stand the whole time.


      It's not riding the bus that results in the exercise. It's the not driving the car from your garage straight to work. Riding the bus usually means you walk a block or four to get the bus, wait at the bus stop where all the cute girls are, ride the bus as you get the cute girls phone numbers, get off the bus a block or four from your work, walk to work, and that's where the exercise comes in.

      4. Drinking 2 glasses of wine at one sitting gets me pretty drunk.

      I didn't say at one sitting. Basically, have a glass with a big meal (guy) or half a glass with a big meal (girl). People tend to have two big meals and one light one.

      7. I write software all day. It engages my brain, but I don't tend to meet cute girls that way.

      This is where doing crossword puzzles at the cafe or park bench come in. Do them by hand, you'd be surprised who decides to help you. Hence cute girls. Almost as good as having a puppy, plus you can toss the crossword puzzle if you didn't write down a phone number on it.

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    12. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      When I pick one up at work I just fill it with random numbers as fast as I can and yell "BINGO!"

      That works in the UK and Japan where they have those numeric puzzles ... but not here in the USA.

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    13. Re:Ways to live to 120 by zoombat · · Score: 1

      There's actually been a fair amount of studies done on optimal sleep lengths.. but it really varies a lot from person to person, and also varies as people age. 8-9 hours is generally accepted as a healthy length for most people to sleep at night.

      WebMD has some good advice about finding your optimal sleep length:
      "Starting on a Sunday, do not drink alcohol or caffeine; do not smoke; go to sleep about the same time every night; and get an uninterrupted seven to eight hours of sleep for the next six nights. Then, on Saturday morning, sleep in. See how long your body will let you sleep. If you sleep longer than you did during the week -- then you have a sleep debt. So you should consider getting more sleep each night to replenish that sleep debt."

    14. Re:Ways to live to 120 by tomjen · · Score: 1

      2. I'm not sure how much exercise one gets riding the bus, unless one has to stand the whole time.

      It is simple - you have to go to the bus, and then find the closest bus stop to where you are getting off.

      If you had driven you car, you would have parked closer to where you where going to.

      A nice benefit is that you can sleep in the bus on the way home - i dont like sleeping on the way to work/school because you will be way to tired when you arrive.

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    15. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Mythrix · · Score: 1

      That's great, I guess I don't need to worry about my 9 hours then. Woohoo! :D

    16. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Most studies from what I can remember show that sleep duration is subjective to the individual, but on average 8-9 hours of sleep is sufficient. The subjectiveness is probably why I prefer 9+ while some of my friends go 7-8 per night.

      Your mileage may vary. Plus, it varies with age.

      Until you're almost retired, it should probably be 8 hours plus a bit, after that you can drop it to about 7 to 8.

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    17. Re:Ways to live to 120 by MorePower · · Score: 1
      7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...

      What am I missing here? Doing crossword puzzles is a solitary activity that you usually do in your own home. How does cute girls figure into it? Unless you're taking the crossword puzzles somewhere that a lot of cute girls are, in which case what do you need the puzzles for?

    18. Re:Ways to live to 120 by zoftie · · Score: 1

      I ditched oatmeal since carbs is bad bad idea for the morning, opt for proteins and fats, more on proteins. But very little carb and non-starchy kind.
      I take vitamins and green microelements, and I am set for the day. Oh for food I eat either, organic drink, kefir, basically slightly fermented milk, remiscent of liquid yoghurt with a bite, or 2 eggs and 3 peices of bacon, 1/2 slice of black bread, lowest carb content. Pickle, to get acid working.. and tea with half slice lemon. I have much enegery, compared to being depressed months ago on high starch carb diet. I can eat carbs for lunch like mashed potatos... with some meat, but nothing deepfried or grilled please. When I go out I avoid fries, white burger buns and pasta like fire. That will definetly put me to sleep.

      Each persons body is different, each has to experiment and see what fits best. I don't mind fizzy drinks after I got my complex amino-acids from eggs... What you are used to eating, if thats rice, then eat your childhood food at lunch. At breakfast avoid carbs at all costs. Keep little bit of carbs with minimal starch content. I'd go to that russian store, and get me some of that black bread...
      2.c

    19. Re:Ways to live to 120 by sckeener · · Score: 1

      4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass.
      Instead of drinking red wine, try pomegranate juice. 3 times the Antioxidants and considered dental floss for the arteries.

      I like POM's blueberry pomegranate juice.

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    20. Re:Ways to live to 120 by stanmann · · Score: 1

      You could just write the phone number on the puppy.

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    21. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass.

      Instead of drinking red wine, try pomegranate juice. 3 times the Antioxidants and considered dental floss for the arteries.

      I like POM's blueberry pomegranate juice.


      Yeah, but not everyone else does. Plus most juices have sugar added and are usually 10 percent fruit juice and the rest is corn syrup (in the US, that is) or somesuch.

      Local variants may exist. Choose wisely and RTFM.

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    22. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Frumious+Wombat · · Score: 1

      Weirdly enough, a recent article indicated that you actually want the alcohol; probably as a solvent, though possibly as a vascodialator.

      However, you want only the minimal amount, as above that level you increase your chance of death from clumsiness.

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    23. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Asprin doesn't make you happy though.

      Plus a LOT of people are allergic to asprin.

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    24. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      #2

      You get a lot of exercise dodging the psychos when you ride the bus.

      Bus: An insane asylum on wheels.

      #4

      It's OK to code while drunk. Just work on X and not the kernel when you do so. You can't make it any worse - heck X already crashes my PC regularily as it is. What's it going to do - make it catch on fire? Oh wait, that's happened to some other people.

      #7

      Use your skills to make money to buy the bling-bling that gets you the honeys. Forget that, just use the money to buy more alcohol and upgrade your PC's - it will be cheaper and you'll be happier in the long run.

      (just kidding about #7)

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    25. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just stick to meth for a good pick me up.

    26. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...

      What am I missing here? Doing crossword puzzles is a solitary activity that you usually do in your own home. How does cute girls figure into it? Unless you're taking the crossword puzzles somewhere that a lot of cute girls are, in which case what do you need the puzzles for?

      Ok, this is /., so we assume the target audience is (mostly) male geeks.

      First, doing crossword puzzles is only solitary if you do it at home or someplace where you're walled off from other people (table in corner). If you do it at a cafe, you choose a table near the line for coffee or with open chairs next to you. Curiosity will provide the cute girls, or maybe you'll ask them if they know what 5 Down is.

      If at a park bench, do it near where people retie their skates, get a drink, etc. Same procedure.

      Here endeth the lesson.

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    27. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Sleep on the bus?

      You'd be safer sleeping while driving!

      (slight, but only slight exaggeration)

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    28. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Weirdly enough, a recent article indicated that you actually want the alcohol; probably as a solvent, though possibly as a vascodialator.

      However, you want only the minimal amount, as above that level you increase your chance of death from clumsiness.


      Probably the latter, which is why the aspirin (yes ASA) is almost as good for women, since the alcohol has downsides. Additionally, the red wine is for the other effects, which is where the other guy talked about the Pomegranete juice.

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    29. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      You could just write the phone number on the puppy.

      The puppy's collar might work better. Of course, then you might need to buy collars in large quantities.

      Writing it on the crossword puzzle makes it a keepsake, to be pulled out as a cheap gift at the Paper Anniversary.

      Plus, having a puppy may add to stress and/or injuries, which might not be good.

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    30. Re:Ways to live to 120 by n3bulous · · Score: 1

      There was a recent study that said sleeping in doesn't actually help you catch up. I don't remember if they were referring to a significant deficit or not, though (i.e. I need to catch up 8 hours so I must sleep 16! vs I need to sleep 1 extra hour.)

      The recommendation was to get 7-9 hours consistently and not to vary if possible. If you do get less, you don't really gain by sleeping more later on. They did advocate a short nap if you need it, but I don't remember the duration.

      Their test was interesting, but I don't remember the specifics.

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    31. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
      1. scratch the instant oatmeal, get the whole oatmeal and wait several hours for it to cook. better yet, just keep a pot of gruel going all the time.

      2. stop driving everywhere and walk. ignoring the fact most cities don't have sidewalks. use a machette and blaze a trail to the supermarket.

      3. learn how to sleep while walking everywhere.

      4. new product -- beer made from red grapes. may also contain cranberries.

      5. who needs to know where the latest crime waves are happening? assume it all happens close to home. learn to use machette better.

      6. carry a grandfather clock everywhere you go. set it to the wrong time.

      7. you're not watching tv, chopping down bushes, carrying a large piece of furniture. who has time to think?

      8. carrying all the stuff from the store, you're not running anywhere. and that job to pay for all the stuff, forget it. job's are bad. start foraging for scraps out of your neighbors' garbage cans.

      9. since you have no job, carry furniture and a machette around, and generally aren't hip on culture, you're gonna be pretty low on the food chain. living to 120 may be a chore.

    32. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      They said that Saturday morning works a bit, but trying to catch up on Sunday as well was a waste of time, and you'd be better off maintaining regular hours. They did it here at the UW.

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    33. Re:Ways to live to 120 by angrytuna · · Score: 1

      As an option for step 1, may I heartily recommend Alton Brown's Steel Cut Oat recipies. Longer prep time (unless you do the overnight version - linked on same page), but the results are just stellar. They've revived my love of the oatmeal, by tying it to my love of the fat.

      Jeez, I'm hungry.

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    34. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      According to sampling studies where people record mood at different times of the day, naps longer than 10 minutes will leave a person groggy.

    35. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i have no idea why but the parent post absolutely killed me... wish i had mod points.

    36. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Shezi · · Score: 1
      Insightful? What is insightful about this collection of urban legends and common sense?

      So how about this list of 9 great items that'll keep you healthy and you didn't know about:

      1. Eat oatmeal for breakfast. Hey, here's another one: Try to eat as little processed food as possible. And stay away from these hamburgers, they're gonna clog your arteries not only in your heart but also in your brain. Guess you didn't know that!

      2. Get exercise. Really, doctors recently found out that getting any amount of exercise regularly keeps you healthy. I know, it sounds really strange but that's what they say. I can just hope it was not a serious study.

      3. Sleep in on Saturday morning but awake on time on Sunday. Whew. Can't seem to find any source for this kind of wisdom, though.

      4. Drinking two glasses of wine will not only make you feel a bit drunk but will also damage basically everything in your body. Including your brain. "Ethanol also interferes with synaptic firing and causes the death of brain cells." the Wikipedia calls it. They have lots more, so read it before considering getting tongue cancer and liver damages for two glasses of wine a day.

      5. Stop watching the news. Also, stop getting angry and try to avoid stress altogether. It's true, stress raises your blood pressure and heart rate and probably lots of other chemical levels in your body, so avoid it. And I bet you didn't know that already. Oh, and I guess watching the test screen (or something quieter) might be a good thing, too.

      6. Ditch your watch and cellphone. Really. Also, stop getting angry and try to avoid stress altogether (especially by being on time and being flexible). It's true, stress raises your blood pressure and heart rate and probably lots of other chemical levels in your body, so avoid it. And I bet you didn't know that already. Oh, and I guess just not going to those meetings and talking to anyone will be good, too.

      7. Train your brain. I guess this must be the most non-obvious comment you've ever heard. And here's another one: if you want to have more muscles, think about training them. Also, you'll meet lots of cute girls while training your brain (like all the university students already mentioned), which is likely to increase your sex frequency and thus reduce stress and do all other kinds of good things to your body. In your dreams, at least.

      8. "Biologically, we're not built do live like that." ought to be the funniest thing people can say. To begin with, I would like to know where this knowledge comes from. God, maybe? Or Charles Darwin? So, biologically, we're neither built to read nor to post on Slashdot, and if we do, we're not built to believe what we read, so you better stop it right there! The second funny thing is that most of the things I own that are built for special purposes are bound to break in less than 75 years, even when taken good care of and properly repaired all the time. Unlike my brain, which never needs an oil change or spare parts and is expected to live around that long. Of course, that's just because it's not built to live like that.

      9. Eat low on the food chain. In other words, become a vegetarian. Well, biologically, we're not built to live that way. Which, of course, is totally irrelevant. It's a great advice, which will also help you lose weight, reduce blood pressure and lots of other stuff (you can read that up on the Wikipedia as well). But here's an even better trick: Try to eat balanced. It'll not only make you feel better (reducing stress and all, see above), but will also make it easier for you to keep vitamins and proteins balanced, avoiding malnutrition.

      So, in fact, there were nine items all saying "live healthy" in different spellings. Very insightful indeed, and not at all redundant.

      But hey, everything else is commentary.

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    37. Re:Ways to live to 120 by ph43drus · · Score: 1

      I eat oatmeal every morning, however, I soak it over night using a half cup oatmeal, a half cup water and a tablespoon or two of buttermilk. Let it sit in a warm spot for at least 7 hours (just prepare directly before going to bed and get that full night's sleep they mentioned in TFA). In the morning, boil another half cup of water, add the oatmeal, cook over medium for 5 minutes, let stand for 3. I eat it with a couple scoops of plain yogurt and a tablespoon of molasses. This gets me vitamin E, more protien from the yogurt (the oatmeal has a decent amount on its own), and tons of other good stuff. It's also a fire and forget kind of thing, I usually put together my lunch for the day during the 10 minutes it takes to cook.

      The soak process allows lacto-bacteria to go to work on the oatmeal. They reduce the antinutrients and otherwise improve nutrient uptake (including partially processing the carbs for you). I've noticed a huge difference between it and normal oatmeal. These bacteria processes are well known and well studied.

      Take note: my metabolism functions on the same principle of that of the horse. In other words, my body inefficiently processes the food to grab the easiest nutrients and leave the rest, thus requiring me to eat vast quantities of food (I'm a skinny git with a nasty monthly food budget). So, you may or may not notice a difference, my girlfriend didn't.

      Jeff

    38. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      1. Eat oatmeal for breakfast - if you must add sugars, make them complex, not processed (e.g. raw).

      As someone else already pointed out, proteins and fats are better for your body/mental agility in the morning. There's a reason that you always hear older healthy people saying that he have eggs and bacon for breakfast. As far as sugar, not processing sugar does not make it more complex. Nor is raw sugar better for your body, there is 0 true scientific proof of this. In fact raw sugar is harder for your body to digest. Plus, add in that raw sugar tastes less sweet than processed sugar and now you're eating more of it to get the same taste (if the "raw" sugar you are eating tastes more sweet than granulated, then it is not raw. It is very common for the "raw" sugar that you buy in the States to have been mixed with a sweeting agent. I've lived in several areas where the locals only have access to completely raw sugar and it takes about 50% more raw sugar to sweeten food).

      2. Get half an hour exercise each day, which basically means take the stairs or take the bus or if you drive don't park so close to work.

      I guess if you lived at the top of a skyscraper it might take you half an hour to take the stairs

      3. Get eight to nine hours sleep a night - this is the hard one for me. If you run a sleep deficit, sleep in Saturday morning, but wake up the usual time on Sunday.

      Again, someone else already mentioned that the prevailing thought nowadays is to get 6-7 hours a night. Also, it's a complete myth that you can catch up sleep by sleeping longer on a certain day. The human body doesn't work that way. The mind can be tricked by sleeping in, but that doesn't have anything to do with how sleep you missed during the previous week.

      4. For guys, drink one to two glasses of red wine with meals. For women, one-half to one, but depends on body mass.

      This whole wine/alcohol-extending life idea has been disproven every time some new scientific group claims it. Any evidence to the validity of it is entirely ancedotal. Also, the long term effects of drinking any amount of alcohol on a regular basis are well understood and documented (while 2 glasses of wine a day wil probably pickle your liver, why take the chance). Also if you look at accounts of centarians (someone 100+ years old), very few drink alcohol on a regular basis and most that I have read about are teetotalers.

      5. Stop watching the news. All those car chases and crashes five states away just add to stress and you can't do anything about them. If you must watch, choose a less exciting program like PBS or such.

      Agreed

      6. Ditch your watch and cellphone. Really.

      Watch is gone and I never give out my cellphone number.

      7. Do crossword puzzles or something that engages your brain most every day. You meet a lot of cute girls that way ...

      Meet cute girls while you're doing crossword puzzles? What, are you stalking women wearing plaid skirts and writing words in the lighter sqaures?

      8. Don't be in such a rush. Biologically, we're not built to live like that.

      Actually, humans are biologically built like that. Not the way that I want to live, but the statement is still false.

      9. Eat low on the food chain - how you do this is up to you, but avoid processed foods.

      Humans already don't eat at the top of the food chain (i.e. predatory animals, lions, bears, wolves, hawks etc. While some humans hunt these types of animals, it is not a regular component of their diet). Technically speaking, ruminants (cows, deer etc) are lower on the food chain than say a chicken or turkey, yet we know that chicken and turkey are better for us. As far as processed foods, it would be better to say heavily processed food since even cooking processing (this is not a technicality, all types of cooking remove something from food, however eating raw red or white meat is of

    39. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Using 'non-sequitur' officially makes you an asshole.

    40. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a slight exageration. But basically my point. I can get healthy, eat/sleep, do everything right. If that's all I do, and all I focus on. And it's much more expensive. I can't afford to pay rent and be healthy. So it's a trade-off. And the moment my attention wanders, god forbid I want to play a video game, read a book, write some music, or talk to a friend, then forget it. schedule is shot to hell. The whole house of cards crumbles. Mom says wait, some shit is really important, which made me late for work, I stopped to eat because I was really hungry, so I got off work late. Joe said I really needed to know blah and it was an engaging conversation, now I should have been to be 3 hours ago to keep on schedule. Too bad I didn't have time to make that healthy dinner tonight. I'll get back on it tomorrow for sure though. But damn I over slept, and so tired, better add a couple shots of espresso to the coffee. And dammit I'm late again... fuck it all. I'm going to get a six pack of beer. Maybe I'll take up smoking too. Anyone want to pay all my bills so I can focus on being healthy? Hurray for all the people who can manage. Good for you, Now put this gold star up your ass. Have a pheasant plucking day!

    41. Re:Ways to live to 120 by hackstraw · · Score: 1


      Am I the only one that is not at all obsessed with living forever?

      I mean, I'm 35 and I've pretty much done everything I've wanted to do in life, and I already talk "about the good ol days". Aside from the remote possibility that I could find a woman that I would like to marry (not a priority), I guess retirement is the next big milestone in my life. My father is planning to retire in 5 years or so. He told me it would give him more time to work. Yeah, you have more money when your retired than you typically do when your 20-30, so you get to go on trips around the world and whatnot. For me, I'd take 10 years off my life for every exotic trip in my 20s or 30s with a young smoking hot woman.

      In my observations, a vast majority of people do most of their memorable and interesting things in their 20s and 30s, and the rest of their lives they simply refine and do the same that they established by then. Sure there are exceptions, but I have never heard of anyone complain about being dead, but I've heard a number of people complain about being alive.

      Maybe I'm just pessimistic.

    42. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree.

      Firstly, whenever I visit the (expensive compared to the others) retirement home my grandma lives in I see a lot of people whose movement is impaired, who do almost nothing all day, and who have lousy attitudes. Perhaps it's a biased sample, but if that's what being old is like, no thanks.

      I'm going to live a nice life of moderately healthy living, and minimal exercise (though I feel a bit better having done it). I'll die happy, thanks.

      In the academic sense, suicide by handgun seems like an increasingly better option as one gets older or develops any health problems.

      Once you die, your life means nothing to you. Actually, it can't even be evaluated. No regrets.

    43. Re:Ways to live to 120 by DrEasy · · Score: 1

      I mostly agree with you, but I guess the point of all the advice in this thread is to make some small sacrifices (and the right ones) that can make your life more enjoyable while it lasts.

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    44. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Tesla+Tank · · Score: 1

      Can I also recommend some laughter? It really is the best medicine. It's a big reason why I read /. apart from the few insightful comments here and there.

    45. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just another non-sequitur...

    46. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Also, stop getting angry and try to avoid stress altogether...

      Maybe it's just my imagination, but the parent poster sure seems to have a lot of pent-up hostility...

    47. Re:Ways to live to 120 by tomjen · · Score: 1

      I doubt that - most people (the students anyway) i know do that aswell. No one has died so far.

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    48. Re:Ways to live to 120 by devonbowen · · Score: 1
      In my observations, a vast majority of people do most of their memorable and interesting things in their 20s and 30s

      Depends on what you value. Scientists, for example, seem to have their best ideas in their 20s. Yet artists and writers seem to do their best work in later years. Personally, I'm looking forward to that "mature" frame of mind (presumptuous as I may be) as much as I've enjoyed the younger frame of mind. Though, I agree, I'm not interested in living forever.

      Devon

    49. Re:Ways to live to 120 by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      Dude, you're 35 and you say ...

      In my observations, a vast majority of people do most of their memorable and interesting things in their 20s and 30s, and the rest of their lives they simply refine and do the same that they established by then. Sure there are exceptions, but I have never heard of anyone complain about being dead, but I've heard a number of people complain about being alive.

      Seriously, while I was in Who's Who by the time I was 29, I've done just as many things since then.

      Why not go volunteer for the Peace Corps? Lot's of people your age decide to do that when life loses meaning, and it's always helped them get perspective in their lives.

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    50. Re:Ways to live to 120 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The only problem I see with these healthy living lists is the apparent side-effect of strong pretentiousness.

    51. Re:Ways to live to 120 by tomjen · · Score: 1


      In the academic sense, suicide by handgun seems like an increasingly better option as one gets older or develops any health problems.

      Nah - cyanied are the number one - and less messy.

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  30. correnlation and causation. by Vellmont · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see nothing in your quote or the tiny amount of text in the linked article that indicates this is nothing more than a correlation study. Did they actually take a random group of senior and somehow get half of them to play board games, and the other half to not play board games and then come back years later and see if there was and difference between the two? (How the hell you'd get the people to either play, or not play board games despite their preference I have no idea).

    If not, it seems far more likely that people that have dementia don't want to play board games, instruments, etc because.. well they have dementia. That might make it a LOT harder to concentrate on something like a board game or an instrument.

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    1. Re:correnlation and causation. by porcupine8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      If not, it seems far more likely that people that have dementia don't want to play board games, instruments, etc because.. well they have dementia. That might make it a LOT harder to concentrate on something like a board game or an instrument.

      Or, even more likely, that the mental characteristics that lead one to enjoy mentally stimulating activities like crosswords and board games are also ones that are associated with a lower risk of dementia.

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    2. Re:correnlation and causation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Smart people go stupid with age slower.

      This seems sensible.

    3. Re:correnlation and causation. by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

      I see this problem with pretty much everything.

      How do you determine the causational direction in science?

    4. Re:correnlation and causation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I see this problem with pretty much everything.

      How do you determine the causational direction in science?

      By doing the controlled study suggested by the grandparent post.

    5. Re:correnlation and causation. by hazah · · Score: 1
      This is an actual study. I'm too lazy to look anything up, but it did make it to my psychology class. In fact, it is recent, and only now getting credibility.

      When you are doing something that requires you to think through to a solution of something, the physical effect that has on your brain the cells make new paths to other cells. This is incredibely slow at an old age, but it still occures. People who continually use their mind to solve problems, and engage in various mental activities have a sort of more "entangled" brain structure.

      Dementia is the deterioration of those pathways. The more pathways you have develepoed throughout your lifetime, the more of them must deteriorate before you lose your mind.

    6. Re:correnlation and causation. by Crazy+Eight · · Score: 1

      Play the tape either way. If lumps of powder appear on your coffee you've got it backwards. If it turns creamier it's alright.

  31. huh? by justforaday · · Score: 5, Funny

    You are what you eat, and that includes your brain.

    Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?

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    1. Re:huh? by countzer0interrupt · · Score: 1

      Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?
      Clearly this would not work. As everyone knows, zombies eat nothing but brains are they are definitely somewhere toward to the bottom end of the bell curve... somewhere in between goldfish and professional football players.

      Having said that, perhaps zombies are actually intelligent after all, but their super-advanced brains are able to put unimportant stuff like motor functions and speech onto a low thread priority, while the bulk of their superior intellects is grappling with some abstract mathematics or something. Just a thought.
    2. Re:huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you have a smart brain. But then you wouldn't need to...oh wait. Can I eat yours?

    3. Re:huh? by kabocox · · Score: 1

      You are what you eat, and that includes your brain.

      Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?


      If you decided to target us /. folks, to be smart just target all those modded 5 (but avoid everyone that is modded funny.)

      Good, I'm safe now, the only time I'm ever modded over 2 is if its funny.

    4. Re:huh? by Destoo · · Score: 1

      actually, other people's.


      [Describing the zombies]
      Dianne: Vacant, with a hint of sadness. Like a drunk who's lost a bet.
      --Shaun of the Dead

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    5. Re:huh? by east+coast · · Score: 1

      they are definitely somewhere toward to the bottom end of the bell curve... somewhere in between goldfish and professional football players.

      Still not too bad for a dead guy.

      And consider the case study of Hannible Lechter. He's very intelligent and he eats brains.

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    6. Re:huh? by hyfe · · Score: 1
      Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?

      No, they are suggesting you eat the brain of somenone smarter than you.

      Kinda slow on the uptake aren't you? Eaten any Bush lately mayhap?

      --
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    7. Re:huh? by Infinityis · · Score: 1

      Of course not...that was just a misplaced reference.

      What really helps is eating OTHER's brains. You konw, that Hannibal fella was really quite brilliant. Coincidence?

    8. Re:huh? by sik0fewl · · Score: 1

      Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?

      If you're dumb enough to eat your own brain...

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    9. Re:huh? by slaida1 · · Score: 1
      You are what you eat, and that includes your brain.

      Are they suggesting that I eat my own brain to become really smart?!?

      You intentionally understood it wrong. They're suggesting that you includes your brain when you eat and that's what you are.

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    10. Re:huh? by incabulos · · Score: 1

      David Blaine can eat his own head, its no wonder he has become an evil genius with dire powers.

      For lesser mortals, a steady nutrious diet of master mindflayers, wraiths and giants ought to do the trick, with a side order of quantum mechanics and floating eyes. Mystery eggs however should be avoided at all costs.

  32. What a crock! by GMill · · Score: 1
    The brain runs on glucose, so don't drink sugary or fizzy drinks. Eat beans on toast which have high fiber and protein. This makes no sense. Sugar is good for the brain. It is the preferential fuel.

    And don't miss breakfast. This is why the United States is a nation of fat slobs. Nutritional experts telling everyone they need to eat like an adolescent during his growth spurt. Most people don't need breakfast or lunch either for that matter.

    And choline is a neurotransmitter so eat food high in choline. Umm, can our bodies synthesize choline? Or any other neurotransmitter for that matter. Disease caused by neurotransmitter deficiency, e.g. myasthenia gravis are not caused by diet low in choline

    We need essential amino acids which we cannot synthesize. All that is required is a diet with a reasonable amount of high quality protein.

    1. Re:What a crock! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      And don't miss breakfast. This is why the United States is a nation of fat slobs. Nutritional experts telling everyone they need to eat like an adolescent during his growth spurt. Most people don't need breakfast or lunch either for that matter.

      Noone said you have to eat bacon and eggs and juice for breakfast. Why not a nice bowl of oatmeal with a tiny bit of brown sugar, half a glass of real juice, or some water? Iced tea is good too, if you don't add sugar much.

      Some days I have a bagel or english muffin with water before walking to work. A piece of toast is ok too, just don't add all that butter except on special occassions (and skip the margarine, it's bad for you, maybe use a dab of olive oil).

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    2. Re:What a crock! by Alioth · · Score: 1

      The brain runs on glucose, so don't drink sugary or fizzy drinks. Eat beans on toast which have high fiber and protein. This makes no sense. Sugar is good for the brain. It is the preferential fuel.

      Maybe so, but if you take in a dose of refined sugars, your body has a crisis reaction and produces lots of insulin to control it. So shortly afterwards, you go a bit hypo - which is BAD for the brain and what's more it makes you feel hungry again.

      I find I *do* need breakfast. I can miss lunch but absolutely not breakfast. It doesn't mean you have a massive meal for breakfast, just something that'll last a few hours.
    3. Re:What a crock! by P3NIS_CLEAVER · · Score: 0

      not to mention that the bacteria in the gut can provide many of the proteins and other nutrients the body can't make.

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    4. Re:What a crock! by friek · · Score: 0

      And don't miss breakfast. This is why the United States is a nation of fat slobs. Nutritional experts telling everyone they need to eat like an adolescent during his growth spurt. Most people don't need breakfast or lunch either for that matter.

      What? Its been very well proven that eating breakfast boosts your metabolism which then allows your body to actually process lunch, rather than turning it into fat to store up for the next time you starve yourself.

    5. Re:What a crock! by ajlitt · · Score: 1

      Not true! All those commercials in between Saturday morning cartoons for sugary cereal with iridescent stale marshmallows told me that a complete breakfast includes milk, juice and toast. And the Ghostbusters would never lie to me about my health!

    6. Re:What a crock! by peragropax · · Score: 1

      Actually myasthenia gravis is an autoimmune disease that presents itself when receptors in the postsynaptic membrane of neuromuscular junctions are recognized as foreign by one's immune system.(see http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Myasthenia_Gravis)

    7. Re:What a crock! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the beans have some starch in them which then converts to sugar in the end. Too much starches and sugar is not good for you and can feed a cancer.

      We should restrict carbs too.

    8. Re:What a crock! by GMill · · Score: 1

      Which I don't think contradicts my point. Myasthenia gravis which is manifested by a functional deficiency of acetylcholine has nothing to do with dietary choline.

    9. Re:What a crock! by peragropax · · Score: 1

      Perhaps we are turning this into an argument over semantics but I think it's more accurate to say there is a functional deficiency of acetylcholine receptors (the acetylcholine itself is unaffected by the disease). Anyway those are my two cents. Cheers!

    10. Re:What a crock! by GMill · · Score: 1

      I am not advocating reactive hypoglycemia. This can be easily verified by blood sugar monitoring which is easily withing the grasp of everyone today. If one really does have reactive hypoglyemia, he certainly needs to avoid sugar. Hypoglycemia, along with ADD, are often diagnoses adduced by parents to explain their children's lack of discipline.

    11. Re:What a crock! by GMill · · Score: 1

      Ok, substitute Eaton-Lambert syndrome for myasthenia gravis.

  33. If you don't use it... by Das+Auge · · Score: 0

    you lose it. It's a universal truth for humans. Look into the studies done on the quality and length of life after people retire. And for all you pervs out there, yes, this applies to your shlong as well. Not using it can lead to an enlarged prostate and possibly prostate cancer.

  34. tip #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't read Slashdot!

    Bad for your health.

    Plus you will become smelly man with beard.

  35. Re:Step 12 by Mark+Hood · · Score: 1

    Ha ha, made you think!

    Mark

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  36. My plan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Avoid Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters.

  37. WoW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recommend Warcraft. I usually end playing right about time for breakfast. It's too bad Pizzahut doesn't deliver at 10am.

  38. Uh oh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny
    Beans are also a good source of fibre, and other research has shown a link between a high-fibre diet and improved cognition. If you can't stomach beans before midday, wholemeal toast with Marmite makes a great alternative.

    My God... That's the alternative? Marmite or beans on toast in the morning? I think I'm better off staying stupid until after lunch.

  39. Suprise suprise. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Catch the scarcasm there? Are we really supposed to be suprised by this article? People have been saying for years that 70 year-olds often have the memmory capacity of a 4th grader, now the article is just turning this around, and implying the obvious. Are we really supposed to be suprised that 4th graders have the memmory of 4th graders?

  40. Exercise exercise exercise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Insightful

    If you are not doing it now start. I would rank this even higher than a healthy diet. If you jog or do rhythmic exercise that creates a meditative state, you get a double bonus. Everything starts with that. You can try the "smart" drugs and the mental exercises after you get your sorry ass off the couch. Exercise is the best mental tonic I've found.

    1. Re:Exercise exercise exercise! by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      Exercise is the best mental tonic I've found.

      As much as I hate exercising, I think you're right. On the days I don't exercise before going to work it takes me about 3 hours to become completely alert. On the days I do exercise, I'm alert after my 20 minute commute. Coffee helps get my energy up in either case, but it doesn't do anything for my mental acuity.

      And remember the old adage: Fail to plan, plan to fail. If you don't plan your meals, you'll end up grabbing something quick and easy. Most quick and easy meals aren't all that good for you. Even the healthy frozen meals and fast food items really aren't that healthy. I find that broiling boneless chicken is the best multi-purpose food for eating healthy. You can eat it with a salad hot from the initial cooking, you can chop it up and put it on a salad for lunch the next day, you can mix it up with some low fat gravy and make hot chicken sandwiches on toast, and sliced up it makes a good sandwich.

      I sometimes eat vegetarian too, but I've found that tofu and tempe digest faster and just make me hungrier earlier. Chicken tends to fill all afternoon for me.

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    2. Re:Exercise exercise exercise! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I will add that broiling your own chicken is a great way to cut down on salt, if you need to. If you buy pre-cooked chicken at the store, look at the sodium content: it's usually quite high.

    3. Re:Exercise exercise exercise! by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      If you are not doing it now start.

      But don't overdo it. This is why most people STOP exercise.

      Add it gradually. Get off the elevator one floor away in your 40 story building and walk up one floor. When you can do that without getting out of breath (not a joke) add another floor. Add it gradually and you'll keep doing it.

      If you get sick, don't try to get right back to where you were - listen to your body.

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    4. Re:Exercise exercise exercise! by east+coast · · Score: 1

      Does playing CounterStrike for 3 hours a day count as exercise? Hey, it's not easy lugging around an AK and still dancing away from people shooting at you.

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    5. Re:Exercise exercise exercise! by halltk1983 · · Score: 1

      I didn't know Richard Simmons visited /.

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  41. That explains it by mindaktiviti · · Score: 1

    My grandpa of 82 years learned English in his 70's (while living with us in Canada for a few years at a time), and managed to make a family tree tracing back to the 1600's. He's always reading and although not doing creative art or poetry, he does keep himself busy with learning. As far as I know he's pretty healthy so far.

    1. Re:That explains it by bonius_rex · · Score: 1
      My grandpa of 82 years

      He's been your grandpa for 82 years! Good god, how old is that man!?

    2. Re:That explains it by SeventyBang · · Score: 1

      My grandma, who is 87, has walked three miles a day for years - she had both knees replaced last year and resumed her distance within a couple of weeks. She does this unless the weather is bad, in which case she puts twenty miles on her stationary bike. She's great on the turnaround for email, surfs the web, and has been busy with a lost of features in word processing - putting together substantial family history - collecting biographical information about family members going beyond the usual geneological information. She frequently sends email to younger members of distant relatives (who aren't online) who collect the information and return it back to her to use.

    3. Re:That explains it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Although it's pluasible that exercise and proper diet will keep an old person healthy, and even perhaps that regular mental stimulation keeps them more aware, keep in mind that genetics is what likely (by my intuition) explains most people living so long in good health. I'll frequently hear stories of people who lived until 90 who smoked, drank, and ate horrible diets. The first thing I think of that helped them certainly isn't their lifestyle. Also, consider that a lot of the people who live to 90 now are from an age of drinking and poor habits, and that few others following that lifestyle are alive now.

      Point being, genetics quite possibly play the most important part in long life and health, and anecdotes suck.

    4. Re:That explains it by fataugie · · Score: 1

      So what you're saying is...your grandmother gets more exercise than 95% of the /. readership?

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  42. It does, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So how come you don't notice there's a bike strapped to the top of your helmet? You might actually "imporve" your commute time if you rode the bike instead.

    1. Re:It does, huh? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, I think he rides a bike and like has another high power bike strapped to his helmet. You can't get more geeky than that.

  43. MyBrainTrainer by leoguy8022 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Did anybody try http://mybraintrainer.com/? It has 8 online excersises which when performed daily seem to improve I.Q. by few points. Personally,I did feel sharper (for that day only :-)) whenever I did these excersises. However, the downside is that it might get boring after few days. This Slate article http://slate.com/id/2111758// compares several IQ boosting products and finds that the Mybraintrainer is one of the most effective ones. Give it a try !

    1. Re:MyBrainTrainer by bored · · Score: 1

      It seems to me that appropriate selection of games would have a similar affect as that site. Warcraft or similar when played at full speed is going to increase your ability to make split second decisions and track lots of diffrent objects.

  44. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by jtaylor00 · · Score: 1

    Aparently no one else got the American Psycho reference.

  45. Omega 3 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Much of the human brain is made out of fat. Modern diets are very deficient in a fat called Omega 3. Increasing your omega 3 intake will increase your intelligence.

  46. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by dvdungeon · · Score: 3, Funny

    And then a nice stress free day of murdering with axes, chainsaws and nailguns...

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  47. Off Topic by part_of_you · · Score: 0
    Even though this is a article on what would appear to be a way around deminsia, it seems like a good idea.

    I think the real cause of deminsia is something to do with the ability to accept change, in dealing with "generation gaps" but that's another story.

    Honestly though, how many of the folks were expecting there to be 11 steps laid out before us? Is that maybe because we live in a day and age where we expect to not have to USE our brains?

    I have a buddy of mine that is taking on-line classes. He has a math class. All he does is Google whatever the problem is, and BAM! there it is, the answer. This surely doesn't help him out at all. I notice that most people that keep their brains busy, even if with simple things, they often seem fresh, and light. These people don't usually end up with brain problems.

    There is a part of the brain, like in Windows Documents and Settings, where the internal workings of the computer (controled by the computer) and the outer workings of the computer (controled by the user) combine. I think in our lives, we try to often over-rule the automatic, intuitive, and natural parts of our brains. Like in Windows, if you do this to an exessive extent, you could damage the natural flow of the way things work.

    The more you understand the natural occurance of things, the less reality weighs on you.

  48. Go? by PopeAlien · · Score: 1

    Nevermind the hard work, what about the drugs? the first tip is about smart drugs and includes the following quote:

    "Modafinil can keep a person awake and alert for 90 hours straight, with none of the jitteriness and bad concentration that amphetamines or even coffee seem to produce."

    Hot damn! How much did Cephalon pay for that ad and where can I get some!

    1. Re:Go? by Mprx · · Score: 1

      It's an accurate description IMO. Modafinil is the best work drug I've ever tried. Lots of online pharmacies sell it, but Americans should be careful, it's illegal to possess without a prescription.

  49. Vs. Chess? by glrotate · · Score: 0

    Anyone have info on the relative benefits of Chess vs Go?

    1. Re:Vs. Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      If Go actually has any effect then I can't believe there would be any difference between Go and chess or between Go and any other intellectually stimulating passtime.

      However, that said, the study sounds like as blatant an example of confusing correlation with causation as I've ever heard.

    2. Re:Vs. Chess? by Octos · · Score: 1

      Chess is very left-brain oriented and Go uses both halves. There's a lot more pattern recognition.

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    3. Re:Vs. Chess? by v01d · · Score: 2, Insightful

      No offense, but I'm guessing you're not very good at chess. From what I've read about grand masters, and from my personal experience, the good chess players very much base their play on board patterns and abstractions. People simply can't analyze more than a few moves in advance, at least at a reasonable speed.

    4. Re:Vs. Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm guessing you're not very good at go.

    5. Re:Vs. Chess? by lakeland · · Score: 1

      No. There has been lots of anecdotes, but I've never heard of a serious study.

    6. Re:Vs. Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Heh go is brought up everytime vs Chess. People taht suck at chess go, "Go is awesome and much better than chess!".
      No matter that they suck at GO also but it somehow makes them feel better because it is eastern.

    7. Re:Vs. Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not necessarily "better", though i find it vastly more entertaining. Just for the fact that you can look at the board without having to identify unique pieces. The thing feels subconcious on some level.

      I've been doing go puzzles for a while, and sometimes you just "see" the solution. You don't think it.

      Besides, i suck at chess.

    8. Re:Vs. Chess? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the good chess players very much base their play on board patterns and abstractions

      The best players use quite a lot of brute force. But of course they are nonhuman. :-)

  50. Would you care to explain... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...exactly how becoming a nun would be a great way to avoid senality? Choose to become one and you're already a good way there. Please tell me that was a quote.

  51. No parent thinks Pop-Tarts are healthy. by glrotate · · Score: 0

    And NutriGrain bars are, when compared to a Snickers.

    1. Re:No parent thinks Pop-Tarts are healthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I'd actually put Snickers above other snack bars, because peanuts and chocolate have more food value than flour and sugar. The bad part of Snickers is the nougat, mainly.

    2. Re:No parent thinks Pop-Tarts are healthy. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually the best (candyish) snack to have is something like Peanut M&Ms. They don't actually have all that much (pseudo)chocolate and the peanuts provide protein, etc.

      If I'm desperate for something chocolate (but have to settle for something pseudo chocolate) then that is what I choose.

  52. Do what I do... by th3space · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Take it with you to work! Seriously, I used to skip breakfast, grab some fast food at lunch, and go out to dinner almost every night, and I felt sluggish, worn down, and found that my grasp over my mental faculties was slipping...so, around a year ago, I hit reset on my life and diet, and I've felt better - in every way - ever since.

    By preparing all of my daily meals on my own with fresh ingredients (including making my own snacks), I've lost weight and body fat (I'm at a very trim 173lbs with 10% body fat...almost as good a condition as I was in when I played baseball and soccer year-round back in high school), I've had far more energy, and I've been sharper and more on the ball in my day to day doings at work and at play (hobbies and such). I also started an exercise regime that has further improved my conditioning and stamina and energy level, and have been a happier person for it.

    My meals are all balanced to come out as close to what we're supposed to be taking in on a daily basis according to doctors recommendations (caloric intake, vitamins, minerals, etc, etc, etc). I snack exclusively on fruits and vegetables. My breakfast includes a variety of fruits and homemade granola mixed in with a serving of plain yogurt, and I'm able to take that with me to work to eat while I go over my start of day emails and voicemails. My lunches are good sized, but never too large, and the same goes with my dinners. I've cut back on the amount of red meat and pork that I take in, and have increased the amount of fish and chicken....like I said, I hit reset entirely.

    I don't mean to sound like I'm preaching or whatever, but I really do believe that there is a lot to be said for eating well and taking care of yourself...I still smoke and have the odd pint of beer here and there, but even those bad habits have decreased nearly to the point of being non-existant.

    In short, eat breakfast...you can still eat well, have it taste good, and be good for you if you 'wake up late' and are 'running behind'...hell, you'll find you might even sleep more soundly and wake up more readily if you change your diet.

    note: As an aside, and this may or may not be something you would be interested in...a side-effect of my healthier living has been an increase in both my libido and in my performance...couple that with a healthier living sig-o, and you've got a pretty nifty little sex life going. Fruits and vegetables help a lot, from what I understand...in more areas than just performance and stamina. I'm just sayin', is all...

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    1. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm a college student.. I pretty much either go by eating Ramen Noodles or fast food.

      I know its not good for me, but I seem to be at a loss when it comes to preparing food. Do you have some lists of recipes and other healthy things you eat?

    2. Re:Do what I do... by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      If you have a microwave, baked potatoes are a cheap easy way to get nutrition. If you want to stay away from the salts, search your grocery store for the no-salt alternatives, like Mrs. Dash. Mrs. Dash makes a "hot" version that is wonderful on anything you'd normally put salt on (well, except popcorn maybe). If you have the means, try making a turkey (they're not only for Thanksgiving!) and it'll keep you in sandwiches and salad toppers for a week afterwards.

      Now, none of these things are fast (except maybe the baked potato which can take around 5 minutes) so for fast snacks I would recommend oranges, grapes, or apples. You can carry them with you back and forth to class and eat them whenever. Granola bars are good too (read the labels and get the healthier ones) but they can get to be expensive.

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    3. Re:Do what I do... by th3space · · Score: 1

      You know what I've found is a good alternative to apples and oranges, etc? Carrots, celery and bell peppers...buy a bunch when you do your Sunday shopping, wash and chop them as soon as you get home, and put them in take-along containers for the week...mind the peppers, though, they have a tendency to stain your fingertips when uncooked...but they're sweet and delicious, so it's totally worth having to wash your hands!

      Also, no sodas or colas...bad for you, bad, bad, bad!

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      "How like you to drag your keyboard to a gun fight." - Aaron Bedard (BANE)
    4. Re:Do what I do... by Jaycatt · · Score: 1

      I drink the occasional cola, but only with rum. If I have juice around, I use that instead, but it doesn't last like canned cola does.

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      "Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased. Thus we refute entropy" - Spider Robinson
    5. Re:Do what I do... by llZENll · · Score: 1

      If you are in college you are probably 18-22? If so then you don't need to eat healthy as you are invincible, just keep with the cheap food. I noticed I needed to eat healthy around 25+, after that eating healthy makes a huge difference.

    6. Re:Do what I do... by f0rtytw0 · · Score: 1

      Its a good idea to get into the habbit though. Find out what foods you like and how long it takes to make them. Try to exercise daily. Get into the habbit now before work starts to drag you down.

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    7. Re:Do what I do... by superflippy · · Score: 1

      I used to take my breakfast to work as well. A packet of instant oatmeal, milk, and a bowl and spoon are things you can probably keep either in the communal fridge or at your desk.

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    8. Re:Do what I do... by zoftie · · Score: 1

      If you hit reset on your diet, you may loose weight due to stress when body needs to adapt to a new diet. Any medicinal diet, like atkins, is a medicinal. I would recommend trash all starchy enriched bits out of your diet. Pasta , white bread and the like. Or split it, and have high carbs when you have 30+min walk after the meal.
      Experiment with your own, put together your own diet and don't impose your own on others.
      2c.

    9. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting
      Don't just take it with you to work... Keep it there in the first place.

      In my filing cabinet, I have:

      • A box of dry cereal (shredded wheat)
      • A box of nonfat dry milk
      • A canister of instant grits
      • Several envelopes of dry soup mix
      • Several boxes of flavored rice mix
      • Rice cakes
      • A loaf of multi-grain bread
      • A jar of soy nut butter
      • A jar of honey
      • About a dozen cans of vegetables (corn, peas, carrots, green beans, mushrooms)
      • Seasonings
      And this is a pretty lean week :-) Usually I'll have a bag of apples, some canned pasta, canned beans, etc.

      Everything but the bread is more or less non-perishable and will last for months with no refrigeration. Everything can be prepared in a typical break room, i.e. with just water and a microwave. And it's CHEAP, especially compared to eating out.

      I still don't always eat breakfast and lunch every single day, but at least now I have no excuse.

    10. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did anyone else picture Crunch (Bokeem Woodbine) from 'the big hit" when reading this?

    11. Re:Do what I do... by R4quez · · Score: 1

      Heh, Your post was quite convincing, right until the point where you mention your libido and -get this- your sex life! Posting on /. and sex life are two very incompatible things!

    12. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's are good foods that have minimal prep and require these supplies:

      one mug
      one spoon or plastic spoons
      one small teflon frying pan
      on ordinary plastic spatula from spatula city
      one mini fridge

      In order of meals:

      Try lowfat cottage cheese or non-fat yogurt.
      Eat instant oatmeals in a mug, and water from the tap. Clean off the mug and spoon when you're done or get a big box of plastic spoons and recycle them. Fist-feed yourself dry cereal & drink milk from the container.

      Skip the McDs, pizza and chinese; and hit sandwich shops for lunch. Sandwich shops are everywhere, and it's (mostly) good for you if you avoid bacon ranch death melts. Skip the cheese and the oil. Pick mustard or vinegar instead of mayo or northeast indian tex-mex peppercorn sauce, or whatever friggin fad sauce they are hawking this week.

      Oh yeah, drinks...
      Tea is good. Find a good tea (green tea has the antioxidant bonus) or herbal "tea" and get caff and decaf versions. Don't drink caffeinated stuff late. (duh)

      Diet soda is OK. "Aspartame disease" is an urban legend. Saccharin will only kill you if you imbibe a dump-truck load of it. Diet soda rocks once you get used to it because it is just water and bubbles and good old american artificial flavorings. Again, go easy on the caffeine.

      Whole wheat pitas -- the bomb, and good for you.
      Buy 7% fat turkey patties. Herb-encrust for your pleasure... e.g. dump a premix of kosher salt, oregano, paprika, black pepper, garlic and onion powder. Garnish your pita with veggies (pickled veggies in vinegar are lo-cal -- peppers, antipasto, etc). Pan fry 2 min per side at high. clean the (hot) pan and spatula when you're done with water and a paper towel. Eat off a paper towel that doubles as napkin. Effort low, cooked meal factor high, health factor high.

      Enjoy cheese. It's decadent and in measured quantities, ok for you in that it allows you some enjoyment. Use it to lower the overall glycemic index of a meal, or...
      Mmmm, chocolate. Has anti-oxidants, and when eaten with or after a meal, it doesn't mess with your metabolism.

      Flora snacks and add-on options: celery, carrots, pepperoncinis, apples, pears, plums, peaches, oranges, dates, figs, grapes, cherries for lo-prep fiber intake. Limit super-starchy stuff like potatoes & bananas as a snack if you don't want to gain weight.

      Equalize the time between meals (eat close to bedtime, eat right after waking).

      So there you go. Adjust for caloric total and balance to your personal metabolism/desires, but those foods can all be used as part of a healthy diet. But then again, so can crack. Everything needs appropriate measure. Eating only fast food and ramen is too constraining. You can't achieve a balanced diet if you limit yourself to typical fast food options and one alternative. That shit will probably take years off your life, and you're already doing that by going to college :)

    13. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      oh yeah... you also would need a hot plate or a single-burner electric stove.

    14. Re:Do what I do... by th3space · · Score: 1

      I'm going on 27, and from about 21 to 26, after years of sitting around and reading/writing reports, I was dismayed to find myself weighing in almost 40 pounds heavier than when I stopped playing sports full-time...so I made drastic adjustments, and have worked very hard to get to the point that I'm at now.

      I hope that people realize I wasn't trying to push my regimin off on them, I was simply stating what worked for me.

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      "How like you to drag your keyboard to a gun fight." - Aaron Bedard (BANE)
    15. Re:Do what I do... by th3space · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry if you had interpretted that as me trying to force my system on anyone else...I was trying to detail what worked for me.

      Yeah, when you hit reset, your body goes into shock...but it's not like I went on some kind of crash diet, I've got a lot more sense than that. I've combined healthy, portioned eating with a workout regimin that has vastly improved my overall well-being...the key here is that I didn't JUST change what I ate, I changed the way I lived, and I'm better for it.

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      "How like you to drag your keyboard to a gun fight." - Aaron Bedard (BANE)
    16. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Diet soda is OK. "Aspartame disease" is an urban legend.

      I'll be sure to pass that along to my ex-boss, who had to be hospitalized for it. He found out the hard way that it's not a good idea to drink one case of diet vanilla coke per day.

    17. Re:Do what I do... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 0

      Hopefully he recovered without permanent damage.

      Some people get multiple sclerosis from it and/or other permanent diseases instead.

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    18. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Please let us know what your "habbits" are, as I think our brains would like to stay away from them.

    19. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      couple that with a healthier living sig-o,

      I was glad to see your significant other is alive...

    20. Re:Do what I do... by Mprx · · Score: 1

      How do you know it was the aspartame, and not all the acids overwhelming his body's pH buffering? Or even the water screwing up the electrolyte balance?

    21. Re:Do what I do... by number11 · · Score: 1

      If you have a microwave, baked potatoes are a cheap easy way to get nutrition.

      If you want baked potatoes, get a toaster oven instead, and get results that actually taste like baked potatoes.* I nuke potatoes, too, but the results are something like mushy boiled potatoes.

      Grapes are good. In the summertime, freeze them, and they're like popcorn popsicles.

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      *And NEVER wrap your potatoes in foil. What that does is create the perfect incubator for botulism, especially if you keep them warm and don't eat them right away.

    22. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      salad: lettuce, carrot (peeled, then cut into thin discs with the peeler), sliced cucumber, fresh mushrooms, tomato slices, maybe a little bit of red cabbage for color, maybe a sliced boiled egg. Bottled salad dressings are cheap at Wal-Mart -- buy several to find what you like and what you don't.

      chinese-style stir-fried vegetables (bell pepper, broccoli, carrots, mushrooms, onions, celery, maybe pea pods, maybe canned water chestnuts), with a little cooked chicken (boneless & skinless), in a sweet-sour sauce served over brown rice

      bell pepper stuffed with rice and tomato sauce (then baked in a toaster oven) is good

      fruit salad made from sliced apple, orange, grapefruit, and banana. it makes its own sauce :)

      snack: sliced apple, peanut butter, saltines or generic Triscuits, and some sliced cheese

      potatoes are cheap. cut a potato into wedges, bake in a toaster oven at 400 degrees until they're browned. leave the skins on (for fiber)

      soups and stews are pretty easy to make, but maybe time-consuming. you'll want to get some bouillon to make these (or for making gravy)

      fish is good for you. canned salmon is about a dollar at Wal-Mart. the cheapest whitefish is probably pollock (sp?). boiled pollock + cooked red cabbage in sweet-sour sauce (equal amounts of sugar & vinegar) + mac & cheese = good

      start your own recipe book. get recipes from the Internet, magazines, newspaper, friends, and relatives.

      maybe make a humongous batch of spaghetti (or stir-fry, or whatever) on the weekend, put it in single-serving freezer-safe microwave-safe containers, freeze it, and eat it during the week

    23. Re:Do what I do... by masdog · · Score: 1

      Another way to get baked potatoes, especially on the fly, is to go to Wendys. Sure, its fast food, but how many places sell something that is both somewhat fresh and reasonably healthy?

    24. Re:Do what I do... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How do you know it was the aspartame, and not all the acids overwhelming his body's pH buffering? Or even the water screwing up the electrolyte balance?

      How do I know? I don't. I never claimed to be a doctor or even a nutritionist. But his doctor didn't say "Well, it looks like that stabbing headache and loss of consciousness you went though is from an electrolyte imbalance.", his doctor said "Holy shit, you drink HOW much diet Coke in a day? That's entirely too much aspartame." (Of course, I'm paraphrasing what I heard second-hand.)

      The lesson I took from this is that all sodas, colas, etc. whether regular or diet are to be taken with the same regularity as birthday cake, i.e. SELDOM. Iced tap water is my beverage of choice these days.

    25. Re:Do what I do... by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Is Monsanto doing the moderation here or what?

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  53. Heh, good one. by 955301 · · Score: 1


    While becoming a nun might be an extreme way to avoid senility, there are lots of ... habits.

    Oh! Hahahahehehehahahahahhaha ha ha. Hehehehe. Hee Hee. Heh.

    Okay, perhaps it's not that funny.

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  54. Damn, my head is spinning! by zerbot · · Score: 1

    It seems that some of the damage may be mediated through triglyceride, a cholesterol-like substance found at high levels in rodents fed on trans-fats. When the researchers gave these rats a drug to bring triglyceride levels down again, the animals' performance on the memory tasks improved.

    Can't they hire someone who knows what they're talking about to fact check this tripe? This is only a sample of the incredibly poor science contained in this article.

    1. Re:Damn, my head is spinning! by benjamindees · · Score: 1

      Mediate:

      1. To resolve or settle (differences) by working with all the conflicting parties: mediate a labor-management dispute.
      2. To bring about (a settlement, for example) by working with all the conflicting parties.
      3. To effect or convey as an intermediate agent or mechanism.

      They're probably just using "mediated" in a confusing way. Though it usually has positive connotation, I guess it can have a negative meaning as well.

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    2. Re:Damn, my head is spinning! by Dr.+GeneMachine · · Score: 1

      That's no problem with the use of mediate. The whole chemistry is utter crap. All fats ar triglycerides (esters of glycerol with three fatty acid molecules). And no, triglycerides are not remotely similar to cholesterol, which belongs to the group of steroids. Failing on that basic level of science does not bode well for the overall quality of the article. Of course I didn't RTFA, but from the quotes I read so far, I have that feeling that this mind-training techniques did not work to well for the authors of TFA...

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    3. Re:Damn, my head is spinning! by zerbot · · Score: 1

      That isn't even what I was talking about. Calling triglycerides a "cholesterol-like substance"? And this whole thing reads like whoever wrote it has no idea what triglycerides are.

  55. Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And what study was that? I mean, there's "studys" on everything, so where it came from is important, and that assumes that your memory is correct and there's really a study of such a thing in the first place.

    And yeah, that would need proof.

    1. Re:Study? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not suprised you missed the article. Probably we night owls were the only ones intelligent enough to read it.

  56. "...give shy people more confidence..." by abiessu · · Score: 1

    I for one will start practicing some (more) of these basic things. While the 'confidence' comment was listed as a neurofeedback result, practicing healthy eating, exercising, and doing mental 'workouts' will probably have a similar effect.

    That, and just like any other 'typical' guy hanging out on /. I'm desperate for some real female attention... ;-)

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  57. Re:Terri Schiavo by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's because Kirstie Alley scarfed it all down before Terrie could flop over to the tube.

  58. Article too long to read... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..it goes on for pages. And it has big words.

    Bah.

  59. For the sleep part by Jaycatt · · Score: 1

    For years I had trouble getting to sleep. I just didn't get tired until there was only 4-5 hours left to sleep before work the next day. I'd try to will myself to relax, or do my exercising before bedtime (which they say not to do). A friend at work suggested melatonin, which I now take each night about a half hour before I want to be asleep. It works like a charm, and I'm always asleep after that half hour (or an hour at most). Supposedly after you take it for a few weeks, you shouldn't need to anymore (as your body will fall into a schedule of increasing natural melatonin at the usual time). However, I still take it each night just to be safe. I highly recommend it for anyone who has trouble falling asleep.

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    1. Re:For the sleep part by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Christ, you might be addicted. Falling asleep is mostly about habit, calming down yourself and relaxing. Once you have established your daily schedule with pills you should not take them anymore. What happens when you don't have pills in the evening? Are you calm? Can you fall asleep just like without them? Have you even tried?

    2. Re:For the sleep part by eyeye · · Score: 1

      Worked great for me too at only 1mg. Only problem is I feel a bit groggy the next morning so tend to avoid if I am in work the next day.

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    3. Re:For the sleep part by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      What happens when you don't have pills in the evening? Are you calm? Can you fall asleep just like without them? Have you even tried?

      Yes, on Friday and Saturday night (when I don't need to get up early) I've tried not taking the melatonin. I still sleep, but like I said, it's not until 1 or 2 in the morning. Then, I sleep in until 10am usually. If I had the luxury of doing that on weekdays everything would be fine. But, since I have to be up at 5:30am, 1 or 2am doesn't work well.

      I can definately fall asleep without them, provided I don't mind needing to sleep in the next morning. When I have to be up earlier than 10am, they help.

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    4. Re:For the sleep part by Jaycatt · · Score: 1
      I also feel a little groggy in the morning after having had the melatonin the night before, but after my exercising that goes away. Like I have said in a previous post, if I don't get that exercise, I'm groggy for a few hours more in the morning. The exercise seems to help a lot.

      On the weekend mornings after I haven't had any melatonin, I'm not as groggy, but I don't know if that's because I'm not waking up to an alarm, or due to no melatonin. I think it's a mixture of both.

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    5. Re:For the sleep part by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      Of course there's also this study which shows little to no benefit to melatonin supplements.

    6. Re:For the sleep part by Jaycatt · · Score: 1

      Whatever works, I guess... Even if it's the placebo effect, I'm still happy.

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    7. Re:For the sleep part by LetterJ · · Score: 1

      I'd *never* knock the placebo effect. Heck, if I could figure out a way to trick myself into the placebo effect in a few places, I'd do it in a heartbeat.

      Quite frankly, placebo is one of the most effective medications on the planet.

      I just wanted to make sure that those who were considering it did so in the light of all of the facts.

    8. Re:For the sleep part by illumin8 · · Score: 1

      A friend at work suggested melatonin, which I now take each night about a half hour before I want to be asleep.

      The problem with using melatonin is that melatonin is a hormone that is your brain's way of telling itself that you need to sleep. When you begin supplementing any hormone with an outside source of that hormone, your brain will start producing less of this hormone naturally. This inevitably leads to a hormonal imbalance, especially if you stop taking the melatonin. You might not feel any adverse effects now, but if you take it for an extended period of time, then try to quit, you'll probably have a tough time sleeping.

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  60. psychology by Andronoid · · Score: 5, Informative

    as a graduate student in psychology I am upset by the frequent unscientific articles posted on slashdot relating to my field. Here are a couple of points that I think need to be made:

    1. All of you probably know this but I'll just emphasize the point: "correlation is not causation."

    2. All these "facts" are based on very questionable statistical techniques. I won't go into these techniques here but the idea in these experiments is that you want to make sure the effect of some manipulated variable is above chance (statistical significance). There are two ways to do this: have a large effect (e.g. eating breakfast causes a 10% increase in IQ) or just get lots of people so that even a small effect is not very likely by chance (e.g. eating breakfast causes a .000001% increase in IQ but in 10,0000) people. I can assure most of the results reported in this article are based on studies that are closer to the later method than the former. Furthermore this .00001% increase (is in the previous example) is an AVERAGE. That it is, for you in particular eating breakfast may even decrease your IQ. That is, infering something is true about an individual from the group that individual belongs to is a fallacy. There's even a name for this fallacy (the ecological fallacy).

    3. Finding a brain area that is "activated" (fMRI) during a certain cognitive task is about as unexciting as learning that people use their hands to perform a physical task. OF COURSE, there is some area (or mostly likely areas) of the brain that is used in cognitive task just as of course there are areas of the body that perform "physical" tasks. Furthermore, it's unclear if "activation" should mean anything at all. Activation is defined as some small change in blood flow (which is correlated with neural activity) as measured via the oxygen levels picked up by a fMRI machine. Again, these difference results just need to be statistically significant to get published so that who knows what that meeds for individuals.

    Little offtopic but shoddy science is the bane of all true geeks damn it.

    1. Re:psychology by sfjoe · · Score: 1

      ...I am upset by the frequent unscientific articles posted on slashdot relating to my field.

      It's unscientific, but I suspect getting upset by trivia is also bad for your brain.
      Seriously though, when I read the article, I saw several places where they pointed out that the data was unsupported or that their was no causal relationship.
      For example:
      "Hard evidence for this is still thin on the ground..."
      "Evidence is mounting in favour of ..."
      "Not everyone who has looked for the Mozart effect has found it"
      "Nobody knows for sure."
      "There is also some evidence..." ... and so forth.

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    2. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Just to follow up on the FMRI comment --no doubt it is true that showing *that* some part of the brain is active during a cognitive task is unsurprising, but that kind of finding is not usually published these days. Usually in current published work there is a contrast between experimental conditions that attempts to isolate some aspect of cognitive or affective processing --and usually, unlike in cognitive psychology --there is some attempt to ground the process in actual anatomy or neurophysiology. There is a huge difference.

    3. Re:psychology by Andronoid · · Score: 3, Interesting

      true enough for this article. I guess I'm just commenting on a more general trend I see of bad neuroscience and psychology on slashdot and the mainstream media (as well as in the field). These studies aren't neccessarily bad but the way they are discussed often is.

      http://www.jsmf.org/about/s/badneuro/archive.htm

    4. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Amen, brother. Preach on the good word.

    5. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > as a graduate student in psychology I am upset by the frequent unscientific articles posted on slashdot relating to my field

      You are a funny oxymoron. At least its good to see that you psychos have humour... ;-)

    6. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a graduate student in philosophy, I have yet to see "causation" defined in a satisfactory manner. You science types just take it for granted.

    7. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But, I basically got out of the article that more drugs == better performance. And we all know that better living through chemistry is true. It's good news there are doctors who will prescribe drugs to help me overwork myself when I'm already overcommited on several fronts. It's also good news for the pharma industry and that means that more graduating chemists will have jobs available for them. So where are my damn pills I'm fucking tired and have mountain of shit to do. I wonder if I crush it up and snort it if it will work better? Maybe someday I can become president.

    8. Re:psychology by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your entire field is unscientific, except where it happens to overlap with biology and chemistry.

    9. Re:psychology by tgv · · Score: 1

      When the author says that some part of the brain is active during a cognitive task, it clearly refers to a comparison between different conditions (namely one with and one without the task).

      Comparing conditions is a good and fundamental idea, but it's not sufficient for good research. Check out one of the latest issues of Nature (perhaps Nature Neuroscience), where they gave a real or a fake acupuncture treatment to 11 subjects and could notice a difference in the BOLD response (that's what shows up in fMRI) when people were really pricked with needles. OMG! The brain notices pain! Give the man a Nobel prize!

      Why do I bother writing this. Nobody's going to read it...

  61. Stupid is as stupid does by Scrameustache · · Score: 4, Insightful

    According to research published in 2003, kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks and sugary snacks performed at the level of an average 70-year-old in tests of memory and attention.

    Maybe that's because they are being raised by the kind of parents that feed their kids cola and candy for breakfast?

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    1. Re:Stupid is as stupid does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe the real answer is that 70-year-old people in the study are actually a race of adavanced, senile, super-men.

    2. Re:Stupid is as stupid does by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe that's because they are being raised by the kind of parents that feed their kids cola and candy for breakfast?

      Maybe it's the genetics of having parents that feed their kids cola and candy for breakfast.

    3. Re:Stupid is as stupid does by Profound · · Score: 1

      Exactly. Do kids become retarded from eating lead paint, or do only retards eat paint?

  62. modafinil by Danathar · · Score: 1

    Does anybody take this and can coroborate the claims of the article?

    If this stuff really works I'd be concerned about long term side effects.

    1. Re:modafinil by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been taking it for years. There are no side effects at all. It isn't addictive either.

      Actually, you can't even tell that you've taken anything, you just don't require sleep. It almost seems like a waste because it's extremely expensive, until you quit taking it for a month and miss getting and extra 60-80 hours per month to do whatever you want.

      It's the type of thing though that you might go a week or so without taking because you aren't tired, but if you know you need to be awake you can pop one.

      I've been able to stay up for 3 days on it, but really, after 3 days without sleep your body starts shutting down functions besides your awake brain, so I wouldn't do it very often. Only do it if you're going to, say, bomb a city on the other side of the world without landing. :)

      Another side effect of staying up for 3 days is that you slingshot your sleep cycle, so when you do finally crash into bed you're going to be there for at least 12 hours and no one is going to be able to get you up.

      It normally goes by the name Provigil and it works by dumping all the serotonin in your brain at once. Your brain builds it back up quickly enough that you can do it again in cycles to continue staying awake.

    2. Re:modafinil by Danathar · · Score: 1

      Thanks for the info.....

      I recently did a sleep study and I was borderline narcoleptic. Basically they make you seep for 45 min then stay up for 2 hours 5 times in a row and then watch how fast you fall into rem sleep on each period. Narcoleptics will fall into REM almost immidiately. For me...that happened 3 out of 5 times...4 or 5 being the definitive diagnosis. I often get sleepy in the afternoon.

      I had read there could be some small interactions with CONCERTA which I already take.

      But...as with all meds people should talk to a doctor before taking serious meds.

      Looks like I might have to ask my doc about this stuff.

    3. Re:modafinil by dmh20002 · · Score: 1

      my son-in-law has taken it several times and claims a 48-60 hour waking period without fatigue. He also says he can go to sleep during that time IF he wants to. My daughter says the only side effect she sees is he gets a little more cranky than usual.

  63. Not trustworthy by synthespian · · Score: 1

    The correlation between IQ and working memory is very much an ongoing debate in the psychometry community. The article is heavily biased toward one end of the spectrum in that debate, as well as in a biased (to be fair, everyone has a bias) towards a certain view of IQ tests that may, or may not, correspond to facts.
    The point being that a News Scientist article posted on the internet is not the best source of information. Research is.

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    1. Re:Not trustworthy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      New Scientist articles posted on the net are published weekly in their magazine. New Scientist is also, despite somewhat liberal political leanings, far more reliable nowadays than Scientific American has become.

  64. Accurate label on your post, there by ianscot · · Score: 3, Interesting
    And don't miss breakfast. This is why the United States is a nation of fat slobs. Nutritional experts telling everyone they need to eat like an adolescent during his growth spurt. Most people don't need breakfast or lunch either for that matter.

    Gee, that's funny, essentially every nutritionist not moaning under a cultish trance over some Atkins variant would say dinner's the one to cut back on, but to get a healthy breakfast above all else. It's a conspiracy of experts, as you say. (Please ignore the obvious fact that Americans have never managed to follow this advice from the nutritionists all that well.)

    All that is required is a diet with a reasonable amount of high quality protein.

    I understand the appeal of contrarian positions, but you're just an Atkins fanboy. That diet, and all its many corollary marketed materials, exist for nutritionists on the same level that "intelligent design" does for biologists. You've successfully regurgitated your share of the sophisms, so call it a day. Go grill a steak.

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    1. Re:Accurate label on your post, there by Tony+Hoyle · · Score: 1

      My doctor recommended my Wife go on an Atkins diet.. it's simply not as simple as comparing evolution vs. intelligent design. Heck, it's practically mainstream now.

      OK it doesn't work for the reasons the original person thought it did (nothing to do with carbohydrates.. it's because the atkins diet is high protein, and protein intake supresses appetite - ie. you eat less, even if you think you're not), but there's some real science behind it nowadays, and forcing people to eat lettuce might be technically better but really doesn't work...

    2. Re:Accurate label on your post, there by GMill · · Score: 1

      Where do you imagine that I said anything to advocate Atkins. I eat one meat meal a week. I merely stated that one needs enough high quality protein to not be deficient in essential amino acids if one wants to manufacture sufficient quantities of neurotransmitters. Among other things. Is that a sophism?

    3. Re:Accurate label on your post, there by hey! · · Score: 1

      That diet, and all its many corollary marketed materials, exist for nutritionists on the same level that "intelligent design" does for biologists.

      Nice bit of rhetoric, but it's an exaggeration.

      I spent a considerable time reviewing absrtracts on Atkins using PubMed last year when I was considering "doing Atkins". It appears in a very large number of articles, overwhelmingly negative.

      The interesting thing is that clinical trials seem to make up only a very part of the overall literature on Atkins -- most of it seems to be editorializing. Within the clinical trials, the largest group tend to be guardedly optimistic, and the next largest group were dismissive (generally because they found people don't stick to it in the long term). None of the nightmare scenarios about triglycerides and cholesterol going through the roof seem be supported, nor did I see any clinical trials demonstrating risk from ketosis.

      There does seem to be reason to be concerned that the amount of protein on the diet can lower blood pH. The body may respond by borrowing calcium from bones to neutralize this, resulting in a possible long term risk especially for people who choose to stay on the stricter phases of the diet, and people who are at risk for osteoporosis.

      My impression of the Atkins books is that if you read the scientific explanations for how the diet is supposed to work they're mostly plausible, but plausibility is a poor standard for science because it can miss a lot of current research. Much of the book is based on anecdotal clinical evidence, which is a concern, although favorable clinical trial data is starting to accumulate. Dr. Atkins mounts I think a credible argument that the guidelines that paint all fats are wildly oversimplistic. But the reader may come away with the equally simplistic view that all fats are more or less benign.

      The fat picture is particularly complex. Saturated fats are usually bad but unsaturated fats are generally good, unless they are trans fatty acids, in which case they are bad, except that some essential fatty acids vital to your body happen to be trans. Low fat diets reduce your risk of cancer, but your body and nervous systems need fat to operate property. I've even seen some papers that suggest that other nutrients taken along with fats may play an important role in free radical mediated inflammatory vascular damage.

      That said, it's probably possible to adopt a relatively simple dietary strategy towards fats that would maximize your exposure to healthy fats and minimize your exposure to healthy fats and minmize your exposure to unhealthy ones -- something between the laissez faire attitude of the Atkins and the puritanical shunning of the Ornish diet. The same can be said for carbohydrates (although to be fair Atkins makes it pretty clear that glycemic index and load are his chief concerns; the carbohydrate counting is just a strategy, and fiber is not counted towards this).

      I discussed this with my doctor and he recommended the South Beach diet, which seems to fit the bill. I hadn't looked into it because the name made me think it was some kind of crash diet.

      In any case, my little sojourn with research data game me a new respect for how complex nutrition is, and how many important questions don't have good, science based answers at this time.

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    4. Re:Accurate label on your post, there by Valdrax · · Score: 1

      If you've done a good amount of research on this subject already, do look up South Beach. It's not a crash diet. To sum it up:

      1) Avoid trans-fats and saturated fats, but don't fear unsaturated fats.
      2) Avoid sugar and easily digestible starches, but don't fear complex carbohydrates.
      3) There is no real advice regarding protein, except that one is expected to avoid saturated fats and eat a lot of low-GI veggies.

      The diet puts a lot of emphasis on glycemic index to lower your risk of developing type II diabetes as well as avoid saturated and trans-fats because the diet was written by a cardiologist who only cared about improving heart health. The fact that it reduces hunger by smoothing-out blood sugar level spikes and emphasizes foods that aren't calorie dense is a pair of coincidences that has led to it being a good weight-loss diet.

      I had great success with the diet. The only problem is learning to give up all the sugary, starchy comfort foods. All it takes is a few days of indulging a sweet tooth or eating white bread at restraunts to fall off the wagon and starting craving sugars again. I've never gotten back on it properly since the last time. To be honest, next time I try it, I think I'm going to completely forsake sweet foods including "low-carb" candies and ice cremes and artificially sweetened drinks. It's not a long jump from enjoying good sweets to craving bad sweets constantly.

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  65. Read A Book A Week... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

    One way that I keep mentally sharp is read a book (or sometimes a few) per week. The brain is just another muscle that needs to be exercise regularly. I find reading fiction paperback and a non-fiction book on a regular basis keeps me sharp.

    Reading /. doesn't count. It's similar to what the study said about kids eating sweet foods in the morning: their mental abilities are like 70-year-olds. We got too many those around here. :P

    1. Re:Read A Book A Week... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Apparently, it doesn't keep you sharp enough to know the brain isn't a fucking muscle.

    2. Re:Read A Book A Week... by __aaclcg7560 · · Score: 1

      You're not too bright... try learning something new about the brain. :P

  66. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by uchi · · Score: 1

    Oh god, this should be rated either +5 insightful or funny, I can't decide which. I guess more people need to see the movie :(

  67. Mod parent up, please by RealAlaskan · · Score: 1
    I think that this is the first slashdot post that has actually made me laugh out loud. That's kind of embarrassing, here in the cubicles. Good thing it's break time, and everyone is off eating the boss's chocolate cake.

    I wish I wasn't on a diet. He makes good cake.

    Anyway, back to what I meant to say: that's a genuinely funny post, for some reason, and me with no mod points. Somebody mod it up, please, +1 surreal or +1 underrated, anything but funny, so more people can get the giggles at work.

  68. Zinging on /. (NOT to be confused with trolling) by jeffmeden · · Score: 1

    The best brain excercise that comes naturally to me is harassing other commenters on slashdot. The trick is to spend enough time thinking it out so that it's not construed as a troll (at first glance anyway). This is great fun and it keeps you learning new things. Win/win!

  69. A lot of women... by Embedded+Geek · · Score: 1

    ...would argue with your basic premise of men losing sanity, given our natural state.

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  70. Breakfast like a king by Colin+Smith · · Score: 2, Interesting

    "Breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper."

    Anyway. Eat when you need the energy. Eating in the evening when you don't need the energy just leaves you hungry in the morning. Something with whole grain to provide energy for several hours and maybe fish.

    Omega-3 fats have been shown to make a significant difference to heart disease and mental ability. Fish oils or flax seed oils. It seems that the human diet may have contained a lot of fish historically. A kipper for breakfast may not be a bad idea.

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  71. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by angrist · · Score: 2, Insightful

    If only I had mod points ...

    Do you like Phil Collins? I've been a big Genesis fan ever since the release of their 1980 album, Duke. Before that, I really didn't understand any of their work. Too artsy, too intellectual. It was on Duke where Phil Collins' presence became more apparent. I think Invisible Touch was the group's undisputed masterpiece. It's an epic meditation on intangibility. At the same time, it deepens and enriches the meaning of the preceding three albums. Christy, take off your robe. Listen to the brilliant ensemble playing of Banks, Collins and Rutherford. You can practically hear every nuance of every instrument. Sabrina, remove your dress. In terms of lyrical craftsmanship, the sheer songwriting, this album hits a new peak of professionalism. Sabrina, why don't you, uh, dance a little. Take the lyrics to Land of Confusion. In this song, Phil Collins addresses the problems of abusive political authority. In Too Deep is the most moving pop song of the 1980s, about monogamy and commitment. The song is extremely uplifting. Their lyrics are as positive and affirmative as anything I've heard in rock. Christy, get down on your knees so Sabrina can see your asshole. Phil Collins' solo career seems to be more commercial and therefore more satisfying, in a narrower way. Especially songs like In the Air Tonight and Against All Odds. Sabrina, don't just stare at it, eat it. But I also think Phil Collins works best within the confines of the group, than as a solo artist, and I stress the word artist. This is Sussudio, a great, great song, a personal favorite.

  72. Old conclusions with a new fashion by nektra · · Score: 1

    It's strange the West came to conclusions the East has hundreds & thousands of years ago in Yoga, Qi Gong, Tai Chi, etc.

    1. Re:Old conclusions with a new fashion by fierYice · · Score: 1

      feeling cultures are much more in touch with thier feelings. :) zen logical cultures are good at solving problems and logically creating problems that do not exist only to solve them later with even more logic. Logic is as logic does. :) zen what does zen mean to you? what do you think zen means to me? what do you think zen means to us?

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  73. sleep habits vary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can't seem to find a study online right now, but I have in the past read a few different studies that suggest that the optimal amount of sleep varies from person to person, generally between 6-8 hours. The way to find your optimal sleep amount is to take a week when you won't have to get up for anything. don't set an alarm, just wake up when you wake up, and see how much you are sleeping each night. The first few nights will probably be longer, you are catching up on your sleep deficit, but by the 3rd or 4th night you will be "topped off", and should sleep roughly the same amount for the next few nights. This is your optimum amount of sleep.

    Of course, you can also train your body to need less sleep. Research Thomas Edison sometime, the man was amazing!

    1. Re:sleep habits vary by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Edison was also an anti-Semite, an arrogent conceited jerk and liked to take credit for other's ideas.

      Also Edison may have invented the light bulb, but he did it, and had his patents protected by the work of Lewis Latimer, an African-American who later improved upon Edison's original invention.

      Also, Edison thought DC power was the way to go - but was proven wrong (Tesla's AC power was abetter solution, but Westinghouse gets all the credit, and everyone forgets and ridicules Tesla - history is not fair). Nowadays the only DC power distribution systems are for rail applications.

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    2. Re:sleep habits vary by killjoe · · Score: 1

      Edison used to electrocute cats to demonstrate how dangerous and evil AC was.

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    3. Re:sleep habits vary by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Not just electrocuting cats, but even people:

      The electric chair (using AC) was pushed by DC power supporters to make AC look bad.

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    4. Re:sleep habits vary by register_ax · · Score: 1
      The electric chair (using AC) was pushed by DC power supporters to make AC look bad.

      Edison had it called the Westinghouse Chair since it used AC power. "AC killed" was his campaign, who wanted a killer in their homes? Truly evil marketing.

  74. Talk about bad examples by Chris+Kamel · · Score: 1

    For example if you calculate 73 - 6 + 7, your working memory will store the intermediate steps necessary to work out the answer.
    That doesn't need any working memory to speak of, even if you're of average IQ you will simply recognize it's much easier to calculate -6+7 first which yields 1 and then add it to 73 to get 74.

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    1. Re:Talk about bad examples by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about PEMDAS? Doesn't addition go before subtraction. So you'd get 86 as an answer. Guess you're not doing your exercises. :p

  75. AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Penguinoflight · · Score: 2, Informative

    Your understanding of exercise is wrong. If you must eat breakfast alone to do a workout in the morning, eat breakfast alone. Completing a workout after eating 7-10 hours earlier is not healthy, and will mostly break down muscle. If you want to loose some fat and gain some power (why not?) make sure your metabolic state is correct first.

    The principle of eating before your workout is universal and doesn't need any source. In case you dont believe me, here's an article about nutrition and swimmers. http://www.bcst.com/uploads/876.htm
    Swimming not your thing? Talk to one of the real health experts at your friendly neighborhood gym.

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    1. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      Really? I got an A+ in my nutrition and exercise class. All you have is a bible quote and a religious mindset ("doesn't need any source"). Good luck with that.

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    2. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      All you have is your anti-Christian bigotry and sig about weapons of mass destruction.

      They existed - Saddam destroyed them when he knew he was going to be invaded. This is fact.

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    3. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Penguinoflight · · Score: 1

      well we can all see that your nutrition and exercise teacher was smoking crack.. with a reply like that it looks like you weren't paying attention in tech comm or ethics either.

      Go ahead and run off all your power, become anerexic and watch everyone make fun of you! Just dont tell everyone else it's the best way to feel good through the day.

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    4. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't mean to belittle your "nutrion" or "exercise" class, but the person you're replying to is correct (bible quotes aside, btw what the heck does what you quoted have to do with a religious mindset? He was referring to the fact that what he was saying IS the accepted convention and therefore he doesn't need a "source" ie article. Sounds like you got blinded by your religious bigotry). For decades professional and recreational cyclists and runners have been told to eat something prior to excercise in the morning for the reasons already noted. And guess what, experience has consistently proven that this "theory" is correct.

      In fact I just had this conversation with 2 professional nutrionists a few weeks ago (one is my cousin that just got her doctorate and the other is the nutritionist that my physician sent me to). Both of them indicated how important eating something in the morning prior to exercise is necessary for proper bodily functions. The hunger pains that you feel is your body's way of telling you that you screwed up and it had to start cannibalizing itself.

      Sorry I don't have any fancy links or quotes from some nutritionalist on the fringe of the scientific committee to back my claims. Instead I'll just rely on what has worked for centuries of atheletes and well, normal humans instead of someone who got an A+ in a nutrition and exercise class (seriously, I've never heard of anyone not getting an A in a basic nutrition or exercise class unless they didn't show up. I wouldn't go waving around a flag for that accomplishment, if you want to be taken seriously when you spew wild unproven ideas like that, tell people what your grades were in anatomy, biology or at least chemistry).

    5. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative
      They existed - Saddam destroyed them when he knew he was going to be invaded. This is fact.
      Fact. Of course. Clearly proven by the evidence you provided or linked to.

      Oh no, wait, you didn't. So -- as usual -- the rest of us are going to read your "fact" as "opinion", just like every other "fact" purported by strangers with unknown qualifications without supplying supporting evidence.

    6. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Call me stupid, but if I had weapons and knew I was going to be invaded, I'd use the damn things.

    7. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by HalfFlat · · Score: 1

      Seriously, there is no sound evidence to indicate that he did any such thing. Weapons inspectors at the time found no such evidence. Investigations after the invasion have found no such evidence.

      Before the invasion, members of the Australian and British intelligence organisations, of whom some resigned in protest at having their informed opinions overriden by their respective governments, were stating that it was unlikely that Iraq had any significant remaining store of NBC weapons, and that the posturing and ambiguity presented by Hussein was primarily to keep Iran in check.

      Recently, this point has been made anew by US analysts (where were they before the war?!).

      Maybe it is difficult to get access to media sources in the US which are not pro-government which might explain why you seem to be so convinced of something which outside the US is widely thought to be nonsense and retroactive arse covering.

    8. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      Funny how YOUR sig applies to the war in Iraq... So where are the remains of the weapons? Oh yeah, same place your sky-friend is: in your head. Unless Sadam intelligently designed weapons to dissolve into thin air on command!!! Yeah! That's the ticket!

      Fuck it scares me to think people like you really, truly exist!

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    9. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oh yeah, one more thing, I found this in the bible:

      "And he who can't tell LOOSE from LOSE shall have lost the argument in advance. Bullshit 5:14"

      Says so right here, so it must be true.

      Oh yeah, the real health experts at the gym... You mean like the steroid monkeys who smoke, or the guy who's been going there for two years and looks exactly the same as before?

      Or maybe the atheist lunatic who bikes in the morning before the workout, lost 10 pounds, and is twice as strong as you?

    10. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      Yes, I'm sure that throughout the millions of years that life has evolved on Earth, there was always puuhleeenty of food available before the first big "run away from the predator" in the morning. There are no systems in the body to supply energy except for the stomach. I wonder why Americans are such fat asses with all the great PhD nutritionists out there?

      If all you need is some extra glucose, have a glass of orange juice first. (Translation for Americans: oranges are fruits that grow on trees. If you squeeze them, a very good juice comes out of them. Not a powder, not punch. Orange juice.) There's no way that with a breakfast churning away in your insides that you're going to be able to generate any significant effort. I'd be like a lead balloon if I ate a breakfast before my bike ride. (Maybe all the people who say to eat breakfast before exercising also drink lots of coffee??)

      I mean, do people who work out in the evening do it right after dinner? I nearly died when I tried that. Seriously, at 6pm, your lunch is 6 hours away, so according to Mr. It's-all-in-the-bible-I-need-no-sources, that should be bad. Unless there's a magical period between 6 and 7 hours where all of a sudden, you can't expend any energy anymore?

      And unless you have no body fat, and no glycogen reserves, burning muscles is a last resort in the body. My morning workout lasts about an hour. There's no way I'm going to lose so much muscle mass that I'll be "anerexic" (whatever the hell this has to do with working out before breakfast, maybe I should send you guys a picture of what I eat for breakfast? How the hell can you confuse an eating disorder with working out in the morning? And misspell it as well? Sheesh.)

      "Sorry I don't have any fancy links or quotes "

      Hey, don't worry about it, you used an "appeal to authority".

      I'm really enjoying this. Like they say on this other site: This thread is useless without pics.

      Seriously, I'd be curious to see what shape the other people are in, and what their numbers are. Squats, leg press, bench press, etc. And blood workup too.

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    11. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1
      "Just dont tell everyone else it's the best way"

      If you could only stick to that advice yourself regarding your spewing of religious bullshit in your sig... sheesh...

      Anyways, I wonder why I feel good throughout the day then? AH! It's the DEVIL! That must be it. He's DECEIVING me! Where do I go for my exorcism? Hey you just keep working out at Curves, m'kay?

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    12. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Everything but Fox is very anti-government. Especially PBS.

      At least when it comes to the war.

      They love gov't when it comes to taxes.

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    13. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      Oh, you are an atheist. Never mind.

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    14. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! by yndrd1984 · · Score: 1
      Putting the religious flamewars aside for a moment, no news source I know of has made the same claim, or any similar claim.

      (If you mean he destroyed them long before he knew he was going to be invaded (1990s), that's a different issue.)

      If you have a cite, please give it to the rest of us. This issue is too important to play games with.

      (On the other hand, if you don't have a cite, could you tell me how you know "This is fact."?)

      Thank you in advance,

      -Yndrd1984

  76. Live it. Love it. Arnie!!! by willisbueller · · Score: 0

    Arnold Schwarzenegger's Body Builder's Encyclopedia Some of the information is outdated, but overall, this book could just help you change your life. From productive work out routines to proper nutrition (which foods to eat together for proper protein intake), this book contains enough information to help any non-self respecting nerd become... well... self respecting. In conclusion... eat breakfast. Or get to tha choppah. Just do something. Your brain and body will thank you for it.

  77. as a general rule.... by nilbog · · Score: 1

    As a general rule concerning processed foods - if mold can't grow on it, neither can you (or your brain).

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    1. Re:as a general rule.... by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

      As a general rule concerning processed foods - if mold can't grow on it, neither can you (or your brain).

      Well, twinkies will make you grow. But not the way one wants ....

      Plus, they're good for insulation.

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    2. Re:as a general rule.... by UrgleHoth · · Score: 1

      Well, twinkies will make you grow. But not the way one wants ....

      Doctor: Mr Simpson, you have an ideal weight... For someone 8'10" tall.

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    3. Re:as a general rule.... by galen · · Score: 1

      After one of those office birthday parties my officemate stashed a slice of the cake on a shelf. There it sat for over a year just getting harder & drier. No mold, of course. Before finally tossing it, we were convinced that you could probably re-hydrate it and not be able to tell the difference. Maybe steam it back to life.

      What do they make that stuff out of? Sugar & low-grade plastic? Ick.

  78. for the hypochondriacs: beware focal dystonia by circletimessquare · · Score: 1
    i was just reading about this, so i'd thought i'd throw it in the ring: you can actually overuse a certain part of the brain and burn it out. and i'm not talking about a short-term effect, nor one that is immediately apparent

    it's called focal dystonia when it has to do with fine motor function, and the most "common" (it's not really that common) example of it is a piano player who practices so hard for so long, he can't use his fingers anymore, PERMANENTLY

    some of this effect has to do with the muscles, but some it also has to do with the brain:

    http://serendip.brynmawr.edu/bb/neuro/neuro01/web2 /Blumenfeld.html

    Researchers at the University of Konstanz report "overlap or smearing of the homuncular organization of the representation of the digits in the primary somatosensory cortex" (3). Given that functions such as motor control cross over from the right side of the body to be represented in the left hemisphere, they found that the distance between the representations of individual fingers was smaller in the somatosensory cortex side corresponding to the hand that had undergone continued repetitious training (the left hand in case of violin players for example).

    What does all this mean in terms of the brain? Looking at the central nervous system as an input-output system, in very simple terms we can observe that a specific input is presented over and over again - in this case the stimulation of the fingers that play the violin - and as a result the organization within the box changes. More specifically, there is a one-to-one correspondence between input and internal representations of this input: all fingers are individually represented on the somatosensory cortex. But somehow, as these regions of representation begin to smear or overlap, the one-to-one correspondence is blurred.

    And the result? The problem turns into one of perception and motor control. Subjects with dystonia of the hand consistently are unable to localize light pressure stimuli applied to the tips of the fingers on the correct finger(4). Further, fingers in question cannot be moved individually, and specific movements or movement sequences cannot be controlled any longer (5). We get similar effects in blind people who read Braille with several fingers at once: they develop a single representation of all these fingers on the somatosensory cortex, but are not able to determine which part of the information received in the brain comes from which finger (6). Psychologist Thomas Elbert further points out a parallel of this in all of us: our toes are generally stimulated only simultaneously as we walk, and most of us have trouble telling which of the middle toes has been touched upon application of a light pressure stimulus. Indeed, our toes are not individually represented on the somatosensory cortex as our fingers are (6).

    this is extreme, i know, but it's just a signal to some who might overdo it that you CAN overdo it. so yes, "use it or lose it"... but don't abuse it
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  79. Be cool, stay in school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    but in
    10,000) people. I can assure most of the results ... the later method ... increase (is in ... infering ... meeds

    ... and lern to spel. Your grammar also lacks a certain refinement.

  80. This may seem like a wierd one.. by twifosp · · Score: 2, Interesting
    But go to the dentist. Seriously.

    I avoided going to the dentist for about 3 years because I didn't feel I needed to. My teeth were straight, white and my gums looked healthy. I flossed 3-5 times a week, brushed twice a day, and used listerine all the time.

    I started developing headaches and went to go see a doctor. After trying a few things and nothing helping, he suggested that based on the region of my head pain, I should see a dentist to make sure I wasn't afflicted with grinding, or other teeth issues.

    Lo and behold I had an itty bitty bacteria infection on one of my back teeth and gums. It never hurt. It never stank. The dentist remarked for not having been to the dentist in a while, my mouth was remarkably clean of plaque and tartar.

    After recieving treatment I noticed an unsuspected side effect. I had more energy. I slept better. It was quite noticable too. My next visit back to the dentist, I inquired and his explanation was quite logical. Your mouth is obviously a breeding ground for bacteria both good and bad. What's in your mouth is basically in your whole body. If you have bacteria in your mouth, your immune system has to work just that much harder to keep you healthy.

    An odd anecdote but I'd thought I'd share none the less. It might seem like a no brainer to keep your mouth clean, but even those who follow all the "rules" can experience bacteria spots that affect your overall health and energy levels.

    1. Re:This may seem like a wierd one.. by Brian+Stretch · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, what region of your head was the pain in, how was it diagnosed, and what was the treatment? It wouldn't happen to be the top of your head, would it? I've been trying to figure out something similar.

    2. Re:This may seem like a wierd one.. by bhima · · Score: 1
      The same thing happened to me... but is was my snoring

      Hey! You there, quite laughing!

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    3. Re:This may seem like a wierd one.. by jafuser · · Score: 1

      Snoring can also be related to Sleep Apnea.

      If someone you know is overweight, tired all the time, and snores excessively, they may have Sleep Apnea.

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  81. Kumquating the Rutabaga by DLWormwood · · Score: 1
    It looks like I'm joining the chorus here, but that was too funny, but I don't know why...

    Maybe it's just the shear Dadaism of it, or that the poster used one too many Inherently Funny Words...

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  82. My brain thinks like a 70 years old? by chrisnewbie · · Score: 1

    that explain a lot!
    I thought i was going boinkers wearing a wool sweater in july and having urges to pee whenever i see a sign of toilett

  83. devotion increases congnition by johnrpenner · · Score: 0, Troll


    trying to get smart without thinking is like to trying to
    get into shape without exercising. the brain is a muscle,
    and if you don't use it, you lose it. the more effort
    you make to think, the stronger your cognitive ability will be.

    here's another take on cognition...

    --| Devotion Increases Cognition |---

    In an epoch of criticism, ideals are lowered; other feelings take the place of veneration, respect, adoration, and wonder. Our own age thrusts these feelings further and further into the background, so that they can only be conveyed to man through his every-day life in a very small degree. Whoever seeks higher knowledge must create it for himself... Whoever, therefore, wishes to become a student of higher knowledge must assiduously cultivate this inner life of devotion. Everywhere in his environment and his experiences he must seek motives of admiration and homage. If I meet a man and blame him for his shortcomings, I rob myself of power to attain higher knowledge; but if I try to enter lovingly into his merits, I gather such power...

    It is not easy, at first, to believe that feelings like reverence and respect have anything to do with cognition. This is due to the fact that we are inclined to set cognition aside as a faculty by itself -- one that stands in no relation to what otherwise occurs in the soul. In so thinking we do not bear in mind that it is the soul which exercises the faculty of cognition; and feelings are for the soul what food is for the body. If we give the body stones in place of bread, its activity will cease. It is the same with the soul. Veneration, homage, devotion are like nutriment making it healthy and strong, especially strong for the activity of cognition. Disrespect, antipathy, underestimation of what deserves recognition, all exert a paralyzing and withering effect on this faculty of cognition.

    (How to Know Higher Worlds)

  84. I wanna dig a big hole. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and live In a cave.
    until the day I day.

  85. The best thing you can start doing with your brain by fierYice · · Score: 1

    ... is to start listeneing and talking with your soul... And if you don't have a soul, then talk to your consiousness instead. And ask it where you put your soul? See what it tells you. See if it tells you nothing at all. If you get a response then there is some form of memory assoication in your brain. If you don't get a response then there is no form of memory association in your brain. Rinse and repeat with any subject matter for your grey matter that you like. If you ignore the response you will not impact any assoications you may have with what you where recalling. Here's enough logic for you all to start programming your brain. Try to keep up. -Daniel

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  86. It's Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Television OFF = Brain ON

    Nuff said...

    1. Re:It's Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why don't you watch the news and actually think about what is going on in the world today? Or are you too stupid to even think of that? and I bet that isn't even your TV's fault. and in case you are really dense I suggest you look up sarcasm from time to time because I'm sure you'll forget it.

    2. Re:It's Simple.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, way to troll there...jackass

      I do try to watch the news, but when there is nothing on there but Michael Jackson's trial, a runaway bride, and some crap about movie stars personal lives, I shut if off and go do something productive.

  87. The secret by lheal · · Score: 1

    >funny, but I don't know why...

    Comedy is about misdirection. You expect one thing, and get another. That's why jokes aren't funny if you'ver heard them before.

    The repetitive use of the same word or phrase in different context seems not to follow this rule, but yet it does. Monty Python used the line "Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!" several times in different situations, always dropping it when you least expected it.

    The GP is funny because of the multiple layers of misdirection.

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  88. Re:Old conclusions with a new fashion? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    feeling cultures are much more in touch with thier
    feelings. :) zen

    logical cultures are good at solving problems and
    logically creating problems that do not exist only to solve them later with even more logic. Logic is as logic
    does. :) zen

    what does zen mean to you? what do you think zen means
    to me? what do you think zen means to us?


  89. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by chochos · · Score: 1

    or, better yet, read the book. It's a lot sicker but all the critique about the 80's yuppies is more detailed too.

  90. Couldn't agree more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I really don't know where the other find the time to do anything before work. Like you, I wake up at 5:45 am, take a quick shower, get in my car and race to work, arriving just before 7 am.

    Work stops at 5pm, get in the car, crawl through congestion, hey, home at 6:30.

    Then the fun begins, cooking, cleaning, groceries. Perhaps I'm ready at 8:30 to think about getting exercise. Wel, no way, 'cause I have to get to bed at 10 because the alarm clock is waiting for me the next morning...


    Sucks to be me, I guess...

    1. Re:Couldn't agree more! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You must be an American. You guys have found the way to work more than any other people on Earth, and have less to show for it than anyone. You've turned the daily grind into a religion. The more you suffer just to exist, the more justified you feel. I'm sure this has nothing to do with that guy that got nailed to a cross a while back.

      I work 10 minutes away from my apartement. I can walk to work. Fuck cars, fuck traffic, fuck jobs that kill you, fuck the white collar 9-5 (that is really 6am-6pm) bullshit grind. Fuck getting a house and fuck getting married. You sound absolutely miserable!

  91. Re:After your brains workout..... by fierYice · · Score: 1

    How bought we just get linux to run part of our own brain? You know, the stuff we hate doing... Remembering where we put our keys, if we fed the dog or not, how to tolerate your womans shopping, where to best steak is at, etc. Women can choose thier own list of what they would want it to run. :D

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  92. BEFORE Breakfast works for the army by kurokaze · · Score: 1

    Therefore works for me.

    During basic and my earlier training course they woke us up at 5am sharp and did PT (physical training) for about an hour. Breakfast was not until 6:30.

    I was in the best shape of my life.

    1. Re:BEFORE Breakfast works for the army by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Now all you need are Muslims to shoot at you every day for the rest of your life.

    2. Re:BEFORE Breakfast works for the army by 50000BTU_barbecue · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you were probably young. You can do anything when you're young... sigh... Youth really IS wasted on the young.

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    3. Re:BEFORE Breakfast works for the army by kurokaze · · Score: 1

      define young :) lol..I think I'm still young! But alas, being an officer means that I've gotten lazy...

  93. pills by zoftie · · Score: 5, Insightful

    What is disturbing is that article talks about pills in the first bit. A sales pitch for drug pushing companies? Thanks but I'll stick to my diet and gym/kung-fu routine.

    1. Re:pills by justins · · Score: 1
      Thanks but I'll stick to my diet and gym/kung-fu routine.

      Good idea, grasshopper.
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  94. 12. Moderate use of alcohol. by Senor_Programmer · · Score: 1

    To kill of those puny girlybrain cells and make more room for the big strong hebrain cells to grow.

    Yes, it's really a 12 step program.

  95. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by uchi · · Score: 1

    You had me at "a lot sicker"

  96. Re: clean mouth better for your heart, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IIRC studies have linked having a clean mouth (swallowing less bacteria?) to having fewer heart problems. So.. have a clean mouth to be happy and healthy. w00t.

  97. Monk Habits by mangu · · Score: 1
    There are non-nun habits?


    Although convents aren't co-ed, they are available, separately, for both sexes.

  98. Proficiency increases during rest, not labor by superyooser · · Score: 1
    The article says, "Sleep is when your brain processes new memories, practises and hones new skills - and even solves problems."

    Not just during sleep, but during rests between studying sessions or attempts at acquiring a skill. Breaking up the time you spend in trying to learn, memorize, or achieve something into several attempts instead of laboring for long sessions will accelerate your progress. I.e. 4 x 30 minutes is better than 1 x 2 hours. This probably applies to physical training, too. I first learned this from a book on trumpet playing (A New Approach to Altissimo Trumpet Playing).

    A subtlety of practice that escapes most players is that proficiency increases between exercise attempts, i.e. when the horn is silent. If we rest after five or six attempts to execute an exercise for as much as sixty seconds (as opposed to playing more or less continuously) we can substantially accelerate our progress. Similarly, if we practice twice a day for one-half hour sessions, resting for at least one-half hour between sessions instead of practicing for one continuous hour, a similar accelerating effect may be seen.
  99. sugar = glucose. by autopr0n · · Score: 1

    Actualy, I've heard that eating suggary snacks actualy improves long-term memory formation. Might not be good for the rest of your body, of course...

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    1. Re:sugar = glucose. by NeuroManson · · Score: 1

      Actually, I had a theory for a while, that the overwhelming reliance on high fructose corn syrup has been having long term effects since it was first made in the early 70s. While I am not a chemist, there *is* an obvious difference between high fructose corn syrup and conventional sugar:

      Sugar (cane or beet): Sucrose and glucose.
      Corn syrup: Fructose.

      From what research I have done, sucrose, glucose, galactose and fructose are all processed differently, the former three being processed in higher efficiency than fructose.

      But hell, if the study is right, then perhaps that could even explain the current trend of overmedication and psychological problems, that kids have been having (on an ever increasing basis)for the last 35+ years. The data, if cross referenced between countries based on diet and behavioral statistics, should show pretty well what the trend is.

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  100. Re:AFTER BREAKFAST!!! BS by tezzer · · Score: 1

    "universal and doesn't need any source", what kind of crap is that? Here's an article that contradicts you, mr. universal: http://www.naturalphysiques.com/cms/index.php?item id=43&catid=4

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  101. senility and sloth is JUST A CORRELATION by peter303 · · Score: 1

    One thing I've wondered is whether exercise staves off senility, or is it just that non-senile people are more able to exercise. Both would result in the same correlation as this study, but the latter would not mean a causal relationship.
    I've seen similar questions about elderly running and arthritis. Does running stave off arthritis, or is it merely people with good joints are able to run when older.

  102. Cucumber mystery... by gonzo_bozo · · Score: 1

    A brand new study found a significant correlation between the above than average consumption of cucumbers by nuns and their low incidence of senility. All attempts at isolating the active substance in the vegetable have failed so far.

    1. Re:Cucumber mystery... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They eat the cucumbers?

  103. Custom interactive fiction by SteeldrivingJon · · Score: 1


    What might be really useful would be big interactive fiction text adventures, custom developed to use a person's life and location as game data for settings and puzzles.

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    1. Re:Custom interactive fiction by notsoanonymouscoward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      yeah sure. just ask ender wiggin how much he liked playing that game.

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  104. ObEmoPhilips quote by LouisvilleDebugger · · Score: 1

    "I used to think that the brain was the most important organ in the body, until I realized, look who's telling me that."

  105. Check out Binaural Beats by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's similar to neurofeedback in that it can train your mind to stay in certain states, for example Beta, high alertness. SBaGen at http://www.uazu.net/sbagen is a good GPL cross-platform program. Just be sure to use headphones, and make sure the soundcard has stereo sound, turn off channel mixing or other special effects.

  106. Do you want your brain to last longer? by kilraid · · Score: 1
    Do you want your brain to last longer?

    Do you want a bigger brain?

    Has your brain ever dribbled out when you wish it had shot out?

  107. a little more productivity at work by gestalt_boy · · Score: 1

    I've found great productivity improvement at work from just not checking my email as often. I don't have any of those popup "new mail" notifiers or icons and just check my email every 45 minutes to an hour. In the past just making a quick email check, even if there's nothing there, sets your brain off-task and it takes a few minutes to ramp back up. Like the article says, this adds up considerably throughout the day.

  108. Neurofeedback devices? by refactored · · Score: 1
    IT SOUNDS a bit New Age, but there is a mysterious method of thought control you can learn that seems to boost brain power. No one quite knows how it works, and it is hard to describe exactly how to do it: it's not relaxation or concentration as such, more a state of mind. It's called neurofeedback. And it is slowly gaining scientific credibility.

    That sounds interesting. Anyone tried it? Any reports? Anyone know of any good / cheap devices to do this?

  109. various comments by jago25_98 · · Score: 1

    Music lessons:

    Yep. Unlike most things in school the student is free to draw the notes in their head; it's not just about memory. I feel it tunes in with the intition behind the scenes more so than words.

    Maths: "For example if you calculate 73 - 6..."

    Let's actually talk this through what's going on. I'm not very good at this. At all. Some people seem to do it easily and I have no idea why. There's something they do that I'm missing. In fact, most people can do this quicker than me.

    What I do in my head (probably the wrong way, an insight in how to do it wrong):

    1) I instinctively remember that half of 6 is 3 so that takes it down to 70 by just taking off the 3.

    2) Then I take off 1 by 1 until I get to 67. I then remember that in a relationship of 10, 7 is related to 3. In my head things are based around 10's.

    ^ now you see this (probably?) is a silly way to do it. I suspect other people have remembered tricks to do this and that's why they're quicker than me. It's just that I've never seen it discussed and I wasn't taught it - I just remember counting pencils one by one one day, and then doing long division the next (which I still can't do).

    I thought I'd missed something so I looked up how it's taught:
    http://www.teach-nology.com/teachers/lesson_plans/ math/basic/

    but I could only see exercises...!

    Memory marvels:

    You have to develop a habit of stopping your memory from filtering out the boring stuff.

    Sleep:

    Why do I need 10 hours + a night, eh? - and the more I get the more tired I seem to be the next day?

    Physical exercise:

    The way you feel after lifting weights is amazing too - confidence in the extreme. A man and proud.

    Attention seeking:

    Don't stop or you'll go to sleep!

    Neurofeedback:

    Try slowing your heartbeat right now. It's pretty easy. Just think absolute calm and slow breathing.
    Budda was still right. Nearly everything exists in the mind first so that's where the battle is done.

    Diet:

    Fish Oil immediately solves all head related problems for me. If I'm feeling gummed up I'll have one at the expense of heavy metal from contamination (filtered oil too expensive).

  110. Not slow, but calm. by LibertineR · · Score: 1

    During ketosis the brain cells are calmed down enough to prevent epileptic seizures. The electrical activity of the brain, as measured on an electroencephalogram (EEG), is found to improve in regularity and intensity. Ketones, being acids, also tend to sterilize the urine against infection. They even dissolve certain types of kidney stones.

    1. Re:Not slow, but calm. by Frank+T.+Lofaro+Jr. · · Score: 1

      As acids, won't they cause the body to try to buffer them. Using a handy source of alkali, such as one's bones? Perhaps one could avoid that by making very sure to have enough alkali minerals (K, Ca, Mg).

      Calmed brain cells might mean less creativity, or more depression or something. Alcohol calms brain cells too. :)

      If it has the benefits of anti-epileptic meds, it might also have their detriments.

      An all natural Depakote or the like.

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  111. Some carbs might be dangerous. by LibertineR · · Score: 1

    The ability of the brain to use ketones was only once exploited for therapeutic purposes. In the early 20th century, French neurologists proposed fasting as a treatment for epilepsy on grounds that it was the result of 'intestinal intoxication'. A Wisconsin osteopath, Hugh Conklin, subsequently successfully treated some epileptic children with a diet of only water for 30 days. Russell Wilder, of the Mayo Clinic in the United States, proposed that the beneficial effects of starvation in epilepsy could be produced by a high fat/low carbohydrate diet, thus creating the "ketogenic diet". In one study, 150 severely epileptic children, averaging 400 seizures per month, on a mean of 6.2 antiepileptic medications were placed on a ketogenic diet consisting of 4 parts fat to 1 part protein, with almost no carbohydrate. Thirty percent of the children had a greater than 90% decrease in seizures and 3 became free of seizures. But two problems arise in such ketosis therapy. First, eating even small amounts of carbohyrate causes the release of insulin and an immediate drop in ketone levels followed by seizures. Second, cholesterol increased from 168 to 220mg/100ml, with a decrease in high density lipoprotein, an increase in low density lipoprotein and elevation of total triglycerides, putting the children at slightly greater risk of atherosclerosis. In practice, this diet is rarely used in patients over 17 years of age. In one form of epilepsy resulting from a genetic decrease in GLUT1, the major glucose transporter across the blood/brain barrier, ketones provide an alternative energy substrate, compensating for the decreased glucose transport, and hence ketosis therapy has been used. The ketogenic diet has been used extensively in the treatment of obesity, and like most other therapies, is only transiently effective at best.

    1. Re:Some carbs might be dangerous. by pg110404 · · Score: 1

      That's interesting. Removing carbs from the diet to get the body to use ketones and help pevent seizures is fine, however, seizures are a good indication that the brain doesn't quite fire right (or has a much more narrow range of 'normal' operation).

      Given the relatively low percentage of the population that gets them and the low/no carb diet to stop them, does not necessarily apply to the rest of us that don't get seizures.

      The benefits of ketones might be overshadowed by its longer term detriment. According to the ketone definition, it's an acid and can be responsible for nasty things like cell death to probably cancer. I'd rather eat a mix of carbs, fat, protein, etc in moderation with lots of exercise than cut out carbs as a weight loss program.

  112. WTF is Marmite? by dmh20002 · · Score: 1

    and beans on toast for breakfast? it certainly never would have occurred to me. no wonder I get stupider every day.

  113. Re:Since we're sharing, here's my morning routine. by FurryFeet · · Score: 1

    I'm so totally turned on right now.

    Please, please, please, Rude Turnip, be a girl...

  114. Brainplace.com -- it may help /. readers by Randym · · Score: 1
    While this is pretty good advice for the average person, it's a fact that many people who read /. have *unusual* brains: neurocognitively deviant from 'normal'. I went to brainplace.com and took the Amen Brain System Checklist to see if I had any potential deviations. Indeed, it appeared "highly probable" that I had one of them. Certain over-the-counter supplements were recommended, and they indeed have had a salutary effect.

    By the way, Dr. Amen has a little article on him in the most recent issue of MIT's Technology Review.

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  115. Re:Step 12 by Antonymous+Flower · · Score: 1

    This may seem offtopic, however I assure you it is not. This is pure speculation and the twelfth step should be applied.

    I'm convinced all the vitamins and minerals are found in the little crumbs at the bottom of the package. You know the ones that no one ever eats? They are tossed to the trash in their protective little nonbiodegradable bags. Each company has hired poor children from fictional poverty stricken countries to gather their respective bags from the trash dumps. The crumbs are then used in new product.

    However, this isn't the whole story. Oh no. I keep hearing on the news about how the poor children from fictional poverty stricken countries are becoming very healthy and taking all our jobs to their homelands. Be careful with your crumbs, lest ye be oppressed by your own bottomfeeders..

  116. A surefire step to a better brain by nihilogos · · Score: 1

    Don't read slashdot. Especially the comments.

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  117. Too Funny! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Darn, I used all my mod points yesterday. Luckily, I had swallowed the home-brew ale before I read that, or my laptop would smell like ale.

  118. Network+ and Cisco CCNA beats puzzles & games by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

    I don't have time to go and set in a class somewhere, so I
    have been spending my spare time studying for the Network+ and Cisco CCNA exams.
    I take a lot of practice exams, and even write my own study questions. You know, I
    could waste time doing puzzles or playing games, but I figure I can kill two
    birds with one stone if I make these exams a type of fun personal challenge. Not
    only am I keeping my brain active...but it really looks good on a
    resume.

    Usurper_ii

  119. The Most Important Meal by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    kids breakfasting on fizzy drinks

    Okay, straight whiskey it is.

  120. Once again Modafinil Hype by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When are the irresponsible reporters going to stop hyping this drug?
    The brain-miracle theory is simply *not* true.
    And being awake for over 40 hours without any ill effects ... that is a blatant and dangerous lie.

    For inducing greater intelligent or concentration caffeine still rules.
    While some mathematicians still swear the correct amount of beer makes them perform better.
    I've noticed matein specially seem to have a better effect on the brain.
    So there is no rule for everyone.

    1. Re:Once again Modafinil Hype by jafuser · · Score: 1

      I have to agree with the over-hype of this drug.

      I took Provigil for a few months, and it did seem to significantly help with my excessive daytime sleepyness, but it wasn't a miracle drug like they make it out to be. I was still feeling the urge for a nap at 2-4pm every day, but it was a lot less overwhelming.

      I seriously doubt it would work well for 40 hours for most people. It did a reasonable job of masking the more overwhelming compulsion to sleep, but I still felt tired and I could still clearly feel the physical fatigue from my body; it was as if gravity had increased and my body was being weighed down, even when I didn't mentally feel that tired (an unusual sensation at first, since both usually coincide).

      I will admit I didn't experience very many side effects. The only significant side effect I had with it was that it made a mild burning sensation in my sinuses, sort of like the feeling I get in my sinuses if I've been out in cold weather for an hour. This was mildly annoying and usually went away after I took a nap.

      I stopped taking it after a few months because it seemed to become less effective over time. I still took it on occasion (ie when I had to drive a long distance). I noticed that even if I was getting a reasonable amount of sleep and took it on just one occasion, I would have to pay for it by sleeping more than usual the following days (even much more than the balance of lost sleep).

      It is a remarkable drug in what it does, especially as it seems to have few side effects, but it's not as perfect as most of the hype makes it out to be. Sure, it may allow some soldiers to stay up for 40 hours with only 8 hours of sleep, but I'd bet they weren't feeling in top shape in the latter half of their sleep deprivation.

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    2. Re:Once again Modafinil Hype by The+MESMERIC · · Score: 1
      Modafinil does create tolerance.
      If you take it daily, it will become rapidly less and less effective.

      As to your excessive daytime sleepness, do this:
      Next time you feel the urge, close your eyes and check wether you experience vivid dreams straight away (ie dreaming while awake otherwise known as "hypnagogic hallucinations").

      If you do and you are still in your 20-30's, there is some chance you are developing narcolepsy. Which will increase overtime.

      The good news is that apparently they are close to a definite cure.
      Some say 2 years away, some say 10.
      The research and cure will sadly lead to more military abuse subjecting their personnel to constant sleep deprivation.

      ... These guys don't understand that if you deprive people from sleep - they become insane, losing perception of reality - well no surprises there.

  121. Too bad... by Hosiah · · Score: 1
    The author of this article didn't take his own advice, cuz maybe he'd be smart enough to chop out 90% of the cutesy sugary journal-babble and just deliver the content, already!

    Nudge, nudge, wink, wink, say n' more, SMACK!

  122. Nutritional plus keeping fit by mattr · · Score: 1
    Well I'm not sure exactly what "keeping fit" means for your brain, though maintaining flexibility as you age, or increasing mental skills, might be part of it. Also biochemical balance to I'd think.

    The brain runs on glucose mainly. While I believe you need protein for energy, and this also has an effect on your brain too, but I don't know the exact connections. You might like to know a couple of factoid anecdotes I've heard and tend to believe.

    1. A banana or two in the morning may be the best way to get your brain up to speed quickly and maintain that until lunchtime. This is because bananas contain three different kinds of sugars that are digested at different rates, so that as the first one peaks and starts to lose concentration in your blood stream the next one peaks, etc. 2. A soft-boiled egg is the fastest way to get protein into your bloodstream. (Told to me by my Dad a doctor). 3. Pasta better than rice as far as lasting longer in the blood which means it doesn't spike and then crash like chocolate. (Which by the way is good for you too). 4. Though not taught in school, you definitely can develop new mental skills. For example, take when I was learning Japanese characters (kanji). First, it is totally doable to power down 25 per day at a steady rate if you use a low-tech system where you write them down many times by hand and focus on hard ones, then keep testing yourself. I developed a "scratchpad" in my head that I could store a kanji in that I saw on a sign but wanted to look up later (now I lost that skill). If you work at it you can scan and get meaning in a gestalt - in kanji it means you can read a newspaper article without sounding out the words in your head but just as if you were a video camera sweeping across the article (used to be able to do that, when I was wide awake). In English, you can "scan" for keywords and "skim" for summary information parts of books very quickly. I learned this in a special class in middle school, which is around 25 years ago, but it still strikes me as extremely useful and not widely taught. Also the use of a ruler to measure page heights, things like that are interesting tricks.

    You can teach yourself mnemonic techniques which are extremely effective. For example one famous Greek (socrates? dunno) would attach parts of his speech to a mental image of bits of his house, and then as he spoke mentally walk through the house, picking up topics. I am no expert on this stuff but I can tell you one that works, maybe someone can post a link to a good site for this kind of stuff

    You build a chain of mental images linking visual and audible cues, using humor, immediate association of images, linking to a bodily sense or to your home. I've used it to remember arbitrary sequences and also to remember people's faces to names (which I'm pretty bad at). A single word is remembered by thinking of a mental image that rhymes, forexample if you want to remember "supermarket" maybe an image of superman would be good. When you go to the supermarket you think superman, or maybe you have made a strong mental picture of superman standing in the supermarket door so when you get to the supermarket, you "see" superman there. The next word, what you have to buy at the supermarket, is say milk. Now imagine an image that strongly associates/mashes together superman and milk. Maybe it is superman with a pitcher of milk over his head, or maybe he's carrying jugs of milk. You could imagine milk bottles sticking out from his nipples, whatever. Then you make an image that links milk to then next item, say it is jam. You could imagine a traffic jam where the cars are all milk bottles, caused by the focus of the jam, an accident with two milk bottles crashed into each other, glass everywhere. Anyway you keep going like this, maybe you hang the number five all over the milk bottle to remember five and people looking like the number five are rubbernecking at the accident, then think five is like a hive, then you have a beehive sitting in a pot because pot i

  123. Re:correnlation (sic) and causation. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked out a new tactic for getting modded up on /.. Anytime there is a study of any kind you just type up a statement similar to the above. It's worked for the last 5 years why shouldn't it work again?

  124. i would really love to know.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    anything that the resident slashdot experts know about coenzyme-Q10 and its benifits with respect to the brain. i've read that the three limiting factors in ATP production are ribose, creatinin and q10... Its the best thing since tinfoil hats ;)

  125. A common missed piece by jonnystiph · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Something I think that is really missing from our diet is plain and simple water. Just good old tap water. Two liters a day make a huge difference in my physical and mental condition.

    For the longest time, I got my beverage fill from soda and coffee, then after *MUCH* insistance from my female counterpart (Wife, not Mom ;) I started drinking water. I noticed a difference right away.

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  126. Thinking about exercise works - old bbspot spoof by speculatrix · · Score: 1
    the article in NS said that "Just as physical exercise can boost the brain, mental exercise can boost the body. In 2001, researchers at the Cleveland Clinic Foundation in Ohio asked volunteers to spend just 15 minutes a day thinking about exercising their biceps. After 12 weeks, their arms were 13 per cent stronger."

    I reckon they got taken in by this BBSpot spoof which I remembered from ages ago: http://www.bbspot.com/News/2001/01/exercise.html

    Or maybe BBSpot somehow stumbled on the truth?! If so, truth really is stranger than fiction!

    I've emailed the author at BBSpot, although it's four years on,