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  1. A look inside Zonk's Anus? Huh? on Explore the Linux Memory Model · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    That *can't* be right.

  2. Re:this sucks on Disney Buys Pixar · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    4) Exactly what_is_a "Sexual Asspussy". And why is it sexual?

  3. My suggestion: on Working from Home on a Tropical Island Paradise? · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Seriously, stop for a moment (before you go to the interview) and think about what kinds of things would make you not want to work somewhere: Are there "death marches"? Frequently? If you have issues with your immediate supervisor, is there someone higher up in the chain who is specifically set aside to mediate? Ask to meet your prospective teammates (cow-orkers?). Do you get a fluffy bunny when you do something outstanding (rewards)? Just think about what is important to you. Some things will stress you out, but won't stress me out so you will need to decide for yourself what are the most appropriate questions to ask. I recall being younger and just being thankful that they were even considering me. Now, I will reject any company that does not fit my criteria (which is as it should have been even when I was first starting out!).

  4. Re:So what are you going to damm next? Birds? on I Dream of Silence From My Web Browser? · · Score: -1
    To quote: "FRAC YOU"

    Thank you.

  5. Interesting scan images on Turn an Optical Mouse into a Scanner · · Score: -1
    The second image looks like it reads: "WEINERS FRIS SUCXORS THIS TEXAS PAPR"

    Just me, though?

  6. Re:Chinese SUV on The Physics Behind Car Crashes · · Score: -1
    It's called the JiangLing Landwind so whaddya expect?

    Personally, I'm waiting for next year's DingaLing Roverstorm. Maybe it'll get the coveted 1 rating.

  7. From Wikipedia: on (Yet) Another Year End List · · Score: 2, Funny

    Why would a Wookie, an eight-foot tall Wookie, want to live on Endor, with a bunch of two-foot tall Ewoks? That does NOT MAKE SENSE! But more important, you have to ask yourself: What does this have to do with this case? Nothing. Ladies and gentlemen, it has nothing to do with this case! It does NOT MAKE SENSE! Look at me. I'm a lawyer defending a major record company, and I'm talkin' about Chewbacca! Does that make sense? Ladies and gentlemen, I am not making any sense! None of this makes sense! And so you have to remember, when you're in that jury room deliberatin' and conjugatin' the Emancipation Proclamation, does it make sense? No! Ladies and gentlemen of this supposed jury, it does NOT MAKE SENSE! If Chewbacca lives on Endor, you must acquit! The defense rests

  8. Re:Where you are? on First Military Exoskeleton Reaches Prototype · · Score: -1

    Butt if he's got said thermo-meter up his ass then it'd read 98.6 if I'm not mistaken. *ahem*

  9. Re:one of many obvious jokes on 3 Email Chiefs Come to Dinner · · Score: 0, Funny
    "what is this, a joke?"

    Nope, I'm a frayed knot. *rimshot*

  10. Re:Fingers on White Box, Or Big Names for Lower-End Servers? · · Score: -1
    "buy the absolute chapest shit possible"

    Hold on, isn't that *your* personal mantra?

  11. Re:So what are you going to damm next? Birds? on Scientists Produce Fearless Mice · · Score: -1
    Damn. Just hope PETA doesn't get wind of this.

    *ambles away whistling*

  12. Re:selection down, price up on Sprint Launchings Music to Mobile Downloads · · Score: -1

    I guess it goes w/o saying that doing your own oil changes gives you the power to control *what* goes into the crankcase (as well as the filter). Synthetic blends will get you in the fifty-dollar range easily unless you DIY...personally I just use dino every 3 mos. w/ a squirt of Motor-Up or other additive along with a Fram Tuff-Guard filter. $15 tops. But some folks get scared of the start-up costs of a drop pan and ramps. And a 16mm socket to undo the plug. And a torque wrench to properly secure said drain plug. Oh and getting the filter off can be a real bitch at times. I use 3" channel locks to break her free.

    Better to just take it to the dealer and pay $47.95 to get it done. Oh. And I'm being sarcastic. Duh.

  13. Easy! on Easy, Cheap, Effective Laptop Cooling? · · Score: 2, Funny

    Just put it in Hillary "Rodham" Clinton's lap.....ooooo. Ouch.

  14. Re:Ice T's heavy metal rock group "Body Count" on Jack Thompson Calls Cops on Penny-Arcade · · Score: -1
    That's probably why I didn't pick up a copy, and why I don't have a collection of 2 Live Crew albums.

    Thank God. That's also probably why you didn't grow up to "pimp ho biatches" and slang 'caine for a living. Right?

  15. Re:PETA? on Microchips for Dangerous Animals? · · Score: -1

    If vegetarians eat only vegetables what's on the menu for humanitarians?

  16. Obligatory Metallica lyrics enclosed: on Call of Cthulhu Available on DVD · · Score: -1

    Messenger of Fear in sight
    Dark deception kills the light

    Hybrid children watch the sea
    Pray for Father, roaming free

    fearless Wretch
    insanity
    He watches
    lurking beneath the sea
    great Old One
    forbidden site
    He searches
    Hunter of the Shadows is rising
    immortal
    in madness You dwell

    Crawling Chaos, underground
    cult has summoned, twisted sound

    Out from ruins once possessed
    fallen city, living death

    fearless Wretch
    insanity
    He watches
    lurking beneath the sea
    timeless sleep
    has been upset
    He awakens
    Hunter of the Shadows is rising
    immortal
    in madness You dwell

    Not dead which eternal lie
    stranger eons Death may die

    drain you of your sanity
    face The Thing That Should Not Be

    fearless Wretch
    insanity
    He watches
    lurking beneath the sea
    great Old One
    forbidden site
    He searches
    Hunter of the Shadows is rising
    immortal
    in madness You dwell.

  17. Grammar ain't too fuckin' good, though. on C-SPAN Interviews Wikipedia Founder · · Score: 0, Insightful
    "And it's really good quality stuff."

    Too bad the grammar isn't too really good top-shelf quality shtuff and shiat.

  18. Re:Article misses the point on Computer Jargon Too Difficult for Office Workers · · Score: -1

    OK...but it's definitely not a "jizz" container; that's something else. ;-)

  19. My co-workers' response: on Promoting Telecommuting During the Gas Dearth? · · Score: -1

    "Yow! Now we can become alcoholics!"

  20. Re:Theory of the Professions on Bad Science in the Press · · Score: -1
    Whilst I agree with you that most Anmerican [sic] people don't pay attention in History class, ask yourself this: Will they ever know the joy of a simple monkey knife fight?

    I thought not.

  21. Re:Why? on Converting TeX to Microsoft Word? · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    'cause he's too stuck-up to use PDF. Like the rest of mere fucking mortals. Huzzah.

  22. Re:"1 TB on Terabyte DVD Recorder Available Next Month · · Score: 0
    Speaking of moving: RWD vehicles do *much* better in snow and ice than FWD vehicles...right? Like the time I got stuck in a *minor* snowfall whilst moving into the ISU dorms in my father's S10...surprisingly I had no trouble the previous years w/a FWD Nissan Sentra.

    End rant....game, set and match.

  23. Re:I like it on Revamping The Periodic Table? · · Score: 0
    Maybe the two could be combined: The wonderful science of pot! The marvellous spectrometry of the THC molecule!

    BUT, since chronic *snicker* use of pot creates apathy I think the overwhelming response would be: Meh.

  24. Re:it doesn't on Man Convicted For Hacking Xbox · · Score: 0

    Dude. This is /. Thy name is hyperbole.

  25. Honneybees are queer? on Cloning In The Animal Kingdom · · Score: 0

    WTF?