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  1. Re:Wow on Man Sized Sea Scorpion Fossil Found · · Score: 1

    This one is larger and heavier with a harder exoskeleton, but it too died out.

  2. Re:Garage == Docking Bay? on Star Trek Home Theater · · Score: 1

    I wonder if he keeps the Galileo in the garage?

    There, or chained up on the porch.

  3. Re:As in on Japan's Melody Roads Play Music as You Drive · · Score: 5, Funny

    But what if you dont like the song?

    Change lanes.

    "No officer, I wasn't driving dangerously, I was in shuffle mode".

  4. Re:Good idea, but on Plagiarizing Wikipedia For Profit · · Score: 2, Funny

    I could see semi-randomised text being a problem in it's own waterbuffalo.

  5. Re:Metaphors-a-Galore on Intergalactic Missing Mass Missing Again · · Score: 1

    /me stands in silent awe of this astounding display of geek-fu.

  6. Re:Huh? on Intergalactic Missing Mass Missing Again · · Score: 1

    Someone who read the article and then 3 wiki pages slightly more carefully than you will come by and pretend to be an expert on the subject.

    Sorry, I'm on my break. You'll have to read and misunderstand it yourself.

  7. Re:Sounds like good news to for the Linux communit on BBC Backpedals On Linux Audience Figures · · Score: 1

    Every time they make a decision like this, they're just providing another reason why they should no longer exist.

    But...but...without the BBC, David Attenborough would crumble into dust, and all those poor animals wouldn't know how to behave or what to mate with. It will be environmental chaos, I tell you!

  8. Re:Antivirus software for Mac on Fake Codec is Mac OS X Trojan · · Score: 1

    Just wondering...does Symantec has any antivirus software for Mac ?

    Yes, but since installing anything by Symantec on a Mac guarantees you're going to lose data, you might as well save $50 and stick with the malware.

    Or use ClamAV.

  9. Re:Steps to get infected on Fake Codec is Mac OS X Trojan · · Score: 1

    I suppose the moral of this story is that one should not trust anything on a porn site.

    What, you mean teen lesbians aren't hot for me after all? I'm flabbergasted!

  10. Re:There are times...... on 512GB Solid State Disks on the Way · · Score: 1

    But there'd be no end of volunteers for "blowing an enemy fox hole".

  11. Re:Roasting Times on Origin of Cosmic Rays Confirmed · · Score: 2, Informative

    15 femtoseconds per pound.

  12. Re:Oblig. on Researchers Achieve Amazing Memory Density · · Score: 3, Funny

    Another victim of a rapier wit.

  13. Re:There are times...... on 512GB Solid State Disks on the Way · · Score: 1

    Then shouldn't that be "make love and war".

    Not simultaneously I hope...talk about peformance anxiety.

  14. Re:Hardly... on Apple's Missed Opportunity With Leopard Delay · · Score: 1

    And now in just the last couple of months seven more have switched.

    It's almost like they've discovered Ferrari are selling a model with an optional Yugo mode at a Yugo price.

    (Sorry, just trying to validate your sig).

  15. Re:The real reason for the smile... on High-Res Scan of Mona Lisa Reveals Its History · · Score: 2

    So she slimmed a little during last 500 years? And she's not so happy anymore?

    She's not as happy as she was because she worked hard to lose the weight, then along came Rubens who only painted fat chicks.

  16. Re:The internet has ruined my mind. on Monster Black Hole Busts Theory · · Score: 1

    the only word in the title that doesn't yet have dirty connotations to me is "theory"

    That's because where sex is concerned practice is better than theory. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going off to surf for some ther0y.

  17. Re:Words on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1
  18. Re:Words on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1

    What are swear words but various words that people are taught to take offense to?

    And here's how they learn.

  19. Re:Good on Swearing at Work is Bleeping Good For You · · Score: 1

    I am going to go tell my boss to @#$% off

    Can I watch? I've always wanted to know how @#$% is pronounced.

  20. Ob. Simpsons quote on Eight PS3 'Supercomputer' Ponders Gravity Waves · · Score: 1

    I'm having trouble comprehending what eight of them would do running intensive math calculations.

    Moe: This thing can flash fry a buffalo in 30 seconds.

  21. Re:Be ceased? on Hard Drive Imports to be Banned? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    "Ceased" is perfectly acceptable, as is "cessation". The word is being used correctly.

    More examples

  22. Re:But... on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 1

    can he sing Rocket Man?

    Does it matter? Shatner couldn't, and he released a record to prove it!

  23. Re:Shatner is out? on Paramount Casts New James T. Kirk · · Score: 4, Funny

    His youth has already baldly gone!

    Fixed that for you...

  24. Re:OS Wars on Mom Blasts Ballmer Over Kid's Vista Experience · · Score: 1

    Only on Slashdot do we discuss what is the most appropriate OS for a 13 year old girl.

    Ubuntu Pretty Pony?

  25. Re:first post (!) on Mom Blasts Ballmer Over Kid's Vista Experience · · Score: 1

    What if he runs into install problems?

    Oops! forgot, this is windows.......


    Indeed; there's no "if" about it.