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Japan's Melody Roads Play Music as You Drive

Krishna Dagli writes "The road works by using grooves, which are cut at very specific intervals in the surface. Just as traveling over small speed bumps or road markings can emit a rumbling tone throughout a vehicle, the melody road uses the spaces between to create different notes."

335 comments

  1. As in by renegadesx · · Score: 5, Insightful

    An oversized viynal? But what if you dont like the song?

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    1. Re:As in by calebt3 · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Should be an interesting way to gauge your own speed. Besides using an odometer.

    2. Re:As in by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 5, Funny

      But what if you dont like the song?

      Change lanes.

      "No officer, I wasn't driving dangerously, I was in shuffle mode".

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    3. Re:As in by LordEd · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if you dont like the song?
      Fast forward?
    4. Re:As in by sound+vision · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I've seen the word "vinyl" fucked up in several different ways, but "viynal" is by far the worst.

    5. Re:As in by Debug0x2a · · Score: 5, Funny

      Sir, do you realize you were traveling at over 300 bpm? I'm going to have to ticket you for driving at prestissimo speeds.

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    6. Re:As in by omeomi · · Score: 5, Funny

      Should be an interesting way to gauge your own speed. Besides using an odometer.

      A lot of people find the speedometer easier to use than the odometer for determining their speed...

    7. Re:As in by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Swerve like you're a race car driver on a caution lap

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    8. Re:As in by Iskender · · Score: 1

      An oversized viynal? But what if you dont like the song? Turn around, and it will play a satanic message about driving in the wrong direction!
    9. Re:As in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A lot of people find the speedometer easier to use than the odometer for determining their speed... But it stops at 240 km/h for some reason... The odometer gives a nice workaround until blueshift becomes large enough to be noticed without equipment.

      Yes, I wasted my money on the stupid flux capacitor...
    10. Re:As in by BakaHoushi · · Score: 4, Funny

      Personally, I like to use an outside observer and general relativity to monitor my speed. I simply have someone watch me drive, and if it seems as if time in my car has slowed down, and the car and I have increased in mass, they tell me and I slow down.

    11. Re:As in by Opportunist · · Score: 0, Redundant

      I wasn't speeding, I was trying to skip the song.

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    12. Re:As in by rucs_hack · · Score: 2, Funny

      I wonder what it sounds like if you drive in reverse?

    13. Re:As in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      It sounds like the devil.

    14. Re:As in by dlZ · · Score: 1

      My cars speedometer (old Accord, and it wasn't the speed sensor this time) went, so I've become used to figuring my speed with the tachometer. The odometer wouldn't really work. I've getting a slightly newer Pontiac Bonneville (aka, still old, but it's an SSEi in great shape) with a working speedometer and a HUD right on the windshield, yet I still find myself looking at the tachometer.

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    15. Re:As in by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Watch out if you switch to a diesel. "I was only doing 4500rpm officer" might not cut it.

    16. Re:As in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Decades ago in the USA, there was an experiment on federal highways with rumble strips on the approaches to toll plazas.

      They spaced the strips so that it sounded like someone saying 'Slow down'. If you were going really fast, it sounded like a panicked voice shreiking "SLOW DOWN", and if you were going slow, it sounded like a deep gravely:

      'ssssslllllllooooooowwwwww ddddddddddoooooooowwwwwwwwwnnnnnnnnn'

      Not sure why, but it was discontinued.

    17. Re:As in by gEvil+(beta) · · Score: 1

      Only Satan worshippers ever put their cars in reverse...

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    18. Re:As in by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      I keep wondering what it is about the Japanese. They seem to always come up with ideas that are incredibly clever, yet incredibly stupid, at the same time.

      There's little that's more annoying than pulling up to a red light, listening to your favorite song, when some asstunnel pulls up next to you with the #1 chart topping RIAA dreck that you absolutely HATE blasting our of his windows.

      I don't want to hear your fucking radio. I don't want to hear your fucking road, either. This idea is incredibly clever, but at the same time the most retarded thing I've heard all week.

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    19. Re:As in by Sandbags · · Score: 1

      It's bad enough that most of the crap on the radio is overplayed. Now, every time I drive to work I'm going to hear the exact same playlist, and since it's based on vibrations in the car, there's no mute button. Vehicular suicide will be at an all time high!

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    20. Re:As in by El+Icaro · · Score: 2, Funny

      Even worse... forwards it installs Windows!

      Oh wait...

    21. Re:As in by Keith_Beef · · Score: 1

      It sounds just the same.

      However, if you drive the wrong way down a one-way street, you get a secret message: AC/DC Highway to Hell.

      Beef.

    22. Re:As in by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Reminds me of my second favourite bumpersticker - written in red it went, if these letters appear blue, you may be driving too fast.

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    23. Re:As in by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      Well let's see if we can't make it both even more clever and more absurd, then. How about we have the different lanes just play different fixed notes. With sufficient lanes, you could very easily reproduce Pachalbels Cannon, which is mainly a very limited number of notes coming in and going out at simple intervals and durations. You're driving in lane 1, producing a nice A while someone overtakes in lane 2 and plays the D, etc. Okay, I know people would have to get the speed right to play the note, but that's actually a good thing as speeders get told off for coming in to sharp. ;)

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    24. Re:As in by PopeRatzo · · Score: 4, Funny

      Oh, the road to my woman's house
      only plays the blues.

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    25. Re:As in by cbiltcliffe · · Score: 1

      And does this mean you can use perfect pitch to beat a speeding ticket?

      No, your honour. The road was in perfect A440 tune, so I couldn't have been speeding.

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    26. Re:As in by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      I can hear it now: "I told you we were lost! I can plainly hear we're in Techno Town, and we are supposed to be in Bluegrass-Ville! Pull over and get directions!"

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    27. Re:As in by CheeseTroll · · Score: 1

      Yooouu're Veeeerrry Deeeaaad.

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    28. Re:As in by zaf · · Score: 1

      I wonder what you hear if you drive down the road in reverse

    29. Re:As in by jelton · · Score: 2, Funny

      Wrong! We're in Funky Town at the corner of Electric Avenue and Oh my god I can't believe I'm making this joke!

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    30. Re:As in by gstoddart · · Score: 1

      But what if you dont like the song?

      Fast forward?

      Wouldn't it end up sounding like the Chipmunks until it was over? :-P

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    31. Re:As in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Awesome. If I had any mod points today, you'd get one. +1 Insightful.

    32. Re:As in by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      Okay, so what was your all-time favorite bumper sticker, "Cops are wusses?"

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    33. Re:As in by Kompressor · · Score: 1

      I can see XKCD covering this one.
      My preference though would be the Flight of the Bumblebee. It would probably require more co-ordination amongst drivers than is possible in North America tho...

      Kompressor

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    34. Re:As in by Kompressor · · Score: 1

      Well, if you cross over to the oncoming lane, you'll hear The Devil! Right before you plow head-on into a Mack truck, of course...

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    35. Re:As in by dedalus2000 · · Score: 1

      I wonder what you hear if you drive down the road in reverse

      the same backwards.
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    36. Re:As in by ncc74656 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Watch out if you switch to a diesel. "I was only doing 4500rpm officer" might not cut it.

      If you're anywhere near 4500 rpm in top gear for any length of time and you're not on the Autobahn or a racetrack, you deserve to be arrested. A car whose engine does 2000 rpm in top gear at 70 mph would be hauling along at 158 mph at 4500 rpm.

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    37. Re:As in by ncc74656 · · Score: 1

      But what if you dont like the song?

      Fast forward?

      Wouldn't it end up sounding like the Chipmunks until it was over? :-P

      Maybe it'd sound like this.

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    38. Re:As in by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      The Japanese education system has been decried as not encouraging independent thought and logical reasoning. Instead, it enforces rote memorization. I know this is true from first-hand experience.

      One of the offshoots of this is that when truly creative people in Japan come up with insane ideas there isn't the logical thinking process that limits the actual implementation of these ideas in Western society. Thoughts such as "Will this be profitable?", "Is this something people need?" or "Does this look freaking stupid?" don't occur, so these bizarre "Only in Japan" products and ideas actually get made whereas in the US they would die before even seeing the drawing board.

      And the world, Japan in particular, is a far more interesting place because of it.

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    39. Re:As in by insertwackynamehere · · Score: 1

      LISTEN TO THIS AND YOU WILL DIE HAHAHA I AM SATAN *crash*

      Now we know why paul is dead amirite

      also the lameness filter :'(

    40. Re:As in by sm62704 · · Score: 1

      And the world, Japan in particular, is a far more interesting place because of it.

      There is an old Chinese curse: "May you live in interesting times"

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    41. Re:As in by KDR_11k · · Score: 1

      I wish the RIAA would go after those people who play a song so loud the whole neighbourhood hears it.

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    42. Re:As in by bark76 · · Score: 1

      Not when I'm driving there. Must be the difference in the size of our tires.

    43. Re:As in by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1


      The Darwin Fish. It's funny cause it's falsifiable. ;)

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    44. Re:As in by Beardo+the+Bearded · · Score: 1

      I saw someone with a "Science" rocket once. Here's a link to dozens of takes on the "fish":

      http://evolvefish.com/fish/emblems.html

      I wouldn't put one on a car I owned (excuse me, Mr. Policeman, if you're Christian, can you write me a few extra tickets? I think I was speeding, and maybe my seatbelt was crooked, and my tail light is making a weird blinking when I turn the corner.) but I have to say that the Freud one made me laugh out loud.

      Also, I'm pretty sure that all good science is supposed to be falsifiable. That doesn't mean it's false; it means that you can do experiments on it to attempt to disprove the theory.

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    45. Re:As in by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Actually, this could be interesting... gouge the roads so the music sounds best at the max speed. For added coolness, they could embed harmonics into the road that only show up at different speeds... if you're going 10 over the limit, you hear "sloow doown!" over and over again. This could really help traffic flow (unless someone likes listening to their music a bit slower than others). After all, humans are geared to be able to monitor audible cues really well. Someone would know instantly if their speed was varying.

    46. Re:As in by h4rm0ny · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't put one on a car I owned (excuse me, Mr. Policeman, if you're Christian, can you write me a few extra tickets?

      But that wouldn't be a Christian thing to do. ;)

      The falsifiable thing... yep - you got it in one! :D
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    47. Re:As in by jimmux · · Score: 1

      A lot of people don't differentiate.

      Back when I used to work in fuel stations I had to get an odometer reading whenever people paid using certain fleet and company cards. Nobody ever referred to it as an odometer reading. It was always the "speedo".

    48. Re:As in by ultranova · · Score: 1

      I can hear it now: "I told you we were lost! I can plainly hear we're in Techno Town, and we are supposed to be in Bluegrass-Ville! Pull over and get directions!"

      Actually, this is a good use, if you can make intelligible speech with this thing: "There is an intersection after one mile. This lane continues to X. If you want to go to Y, switch to the left lane. The right lane is deserved for mass transit."

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    49. Re:As in by GodGell · · Score: 1

      Imagine the amount of shady marketing tactics made possible! How about inscribing the song Stairway to Heaven by Led Zeppelin into the one-lane road that leads to your store? People going towards your store would encounter the song normally, but people going away from your store would hear a satanic message. The result would be that people going to your store would be in a sort of sad, but elevated mood, while people going away would be scared and freaked out.

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    50. Re:As in by flappinbooger · · Score: 1

      Hmmm... New business idea - invent the equipment to actually write .WAV info onto the road. Yeah, yeah, I know the Japanese evidently did something to put the musical notes on the road, but was it easy? The article said engineers did it on two stretches of road, but that seems very prototypish to me. How long did it take? I'm thinking - huge paving type machine with a USB port in the cab and a touch screen. Pick the sound, enter some parameters, start carving away.

      Next up - RIAA letters to states for copyright infringement, DRM in tires.

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    51. Re:As in by tehcyder · · Score: 1

      A car whose engine does 2000 rpm in top gear at 70 mph would be hauling along at 158 mph at 4500 rpm.
      It's not as simple as that, things like aerodynamics, wind resistance and so on come into play. You can't just say that if you double the revs you double your speed. For example, I have a motorbike that does approx 90 mph at 6000 rpm, but it definitely doesn't do 180mph at 12000 rpm (and the redline is 14500 rpm...).
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  2. Whimsy by BWJones · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I have to say that after just getting back from Japan that they do have a certain affection for the whimsy even on large scale publicly funded projects that is just awesome. One of the things I saw was a huge platform with a glass top and water on top that served nothing more than a spaceship like cover for a courtyard down below and an attraction. Pics here .

    I would have loved to have traveled on these roads while I was there...

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    1. Re:Whimsy by sfjoe · · Score: 1, Insightful


      Yes, it's amazing the things you can afford when you're not paying for another war every few years.

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    2. Re:Whimsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Informative

      That platform is in Nagoya. It's called the "Area 21". The glass "pool" on the top collects rain water to nourish the grass areas around the area.

      The area beneath is used for a lot of purposes, from concerts to street soccer championships.

      Nagoya (and Japan) has a huge number of projects with the sole purpose of making the city life more fun and less stressful. Like the lamp posts playing smooth jazz in the evenings, or the carousel attached to a building close to Area 21.

      There are virtually no street vandalism, so they can put a lot of statues and art on the streets, and it stays untouched and unharmed.

      Of course it's not heaven on earth, there are problems, but in the lat 2 years it became my most favorite city.

      I lived in many places, Midwest, west coast, east coast, europe, singapore, new zealand, but so far, the city life in Japan is the best I have ever experienced.

    3. Re:Whimsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Impressive photos - good eye. Did you really see all of that in just five hours?

    4. Re:Whimsy by piratesyarr · · Score: 1

      Sorry, that's not Area 21.
      It's Area 21-A.

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    5. Re:Whimsy by kisielk · · Score: 2, Informative

      That's "Oasis 21". Man I miss Nagoya..

    6. Re:Whimsy by loki1978 · · Score: 0

      Great blog photos
      I think i have seen the thing you posted about in the movie "Seoul Raiders", but i am not sure. I will check tonight
      But i totally love the rest of the pics in this blog entry

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    7. Re:Whimsy by kamapuaa · · Score: 3, Interesting
      Yes, it's amazing the things you can afford when you're not paying for another war every few years.

      Not to support the war (I don't), but Japan can't afford it - it has by far the largest public debt in the World at $6.8 trillion. That's 25% more than the US's, but with less than half the population, and the population shrinking and rapidly aging. Personal debt is only a couple percent less than the US's, on average.

      Japan is just addicted to public spending, they build stupid shit everywhere, especially in the countryside. The seashore of Japan is almost entirely surrounded by huge concrete jumping jacks (waves are dangerous y'know), every po-dunk village has a huge cultural performance building, every ravine or river has a modern bridge built across it, right next to the old bridge that was perfectly serviceable. Perhaps it's the political system on croney-ism, perhaps it's that votes in the country-side are worth 2 or 3 times that of a vote in Tokyo, and the only jobs in the countryside are public works and heavily-subsidized farming.

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    8. Re:Whimsy by jollyreaper · · Score: 1

      I have to say that after just getting back from Japan that they do have a certain affection for the whimsy even on large scale publicly funded projects that is just awesome. One of the things I saw was a huge platform with a glass top and water on top that served nothing more than a spaceship like cover for a courtyard down below and an attraction. Pics here .

      I would have loved to have traveled on these roads while I was there... Cool pics! I went to Tokyo on a high school student trip. It was an amazing experience. We were fortunate to get there when the cherry blossoms were in bloom. What was funny was trying to explain to the others on the trip that the Nazis used the reverse swastika, the Buddhists had prior art on it. Some of them were convinced the incense sticks with swastikas all over them were being burnt in offering to Hitler's ghost.
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    9. Re:Whimsy by DkY · · Score: 2, Interesting

      US national debt is about $9 trillion http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/09/06/notebook/main3238787.shtml

      You might have been thinking about the federal public debt which was $5.04 trillion.
      You get from 5.04 to 9 by adding in intragovernment debt obligations which include among other things, money that individual states owe.

      How the Japanese figure is arrived at seems to be less well documented though I'm sure its out there somewhere..

    10. Re:Whimsy by luder · · Score: 1

      Awesome pictures! What camera did you use?

    11. Re:Whimsy by asiansteev · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Jumping jacks are an exercise. You're thinking of http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacks. And they're called http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tetrapod_(structure). Take a look at the http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_natural_disasters_by_death_toll#Tsunamis and tell me you wouldn't be afraid of some waves if you lived in Japan.

    12. Re:Whimsy by Bender0x7D1 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Actually, not only is the "generally accepted" U.S. debt higher than that, there is a second set of "books" that shows the debt to be much, much higher.

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    13. Re:Whimsy by SydShamino · · Score: 1

      There are virtually no street vandalism, so they can put a lot of statues and art on the streets, and it stays untouched and unharmed.

      In Tokyo a few weeks ago, I was amazed to see bikes parked on the sidewalks without locks. People just parked their bike and went in to shop or eat for an hour or two.

      Even here in Austin, a relatively laid-back and bike-friendly place, your bike won't last long on a public street unless it's bolted down or holding you. And even then it can be iffy...

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    14. Re:Whimsy by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      That platform is in Nagoya....

      I'll be in Nagoya in two weeks. Have to check that out. Thanks!

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    15. Re:Whimsy by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      Great pics!

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    16. Re:Whimsy by pjp6259 · · Score: 1

      Yeah - I'm curious also. The night pictures came out great - were you using a tripod?

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    17. Re:Whimsy by luder · · Score: 1

      I just remembered to check the images for exif data and found that the camera is a Canon EOS 20D. I guess he used a tripod, as some of the pictures have slow shutter speeds, like 1/5... Or is image stabilization that good?

    18. Re:Whimsy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Oops, my mistake! Jacks wouldn't do shit against tsunamis, though - only conventional waves, and Japan doesn't have anything like 40 foot waves.

      -kamapuaa

  3. Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by compumike · · Score: 1

    In Massachusetts, they are continually working on roads... I'd love to know the secret that makes them think that they'll be able to keep these strips around for more than a year or so. Beyond that, I'd think that it places greater stresses on the outermost pieces of tire, because of the uneven loading. Doesn't seem that smart to me...

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  4. Traffic Jams by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "driving around 12mph has a slow-motion effect, making you almost car sick."

    So it makes traffic jams/being stuck in traffic even worse, then?

  5. I would like to try it here... by RuBLed · · Score: 1

    but all I could get are big drum beats and the occasional pick screech...

  6. Tires? by theReal-Hp_Sauce · · Score: 3, Interesting

    It's my understanding that the rougher the road surface you drive on, the faster it wears out your tires. Not just a small amount either, I seem to recall reading that it could shorten the life span of your tires by 50%.

    I don't know about anyone else, but I think tires are expensive and hate spending money on them. I would not enjoy having them wear out quickly so that I can listen to the same damned song every day on my way to work... The radio already does that for me, and it doesn't ruin my tires.

    -hps

    1. Re:Tires? by lisaparratt · · Score: 1

      Due to vehicle testing regulations in Japan, I'd be surprised if your car survived long enough to need a change of tyres anyway.

  7. Reverse by pete-classic · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you drive up that road in reverse it says, "Paul is dead."

    -Peter

    1. Re:Reverse by FlatCatInASlatVat · · Score: 1, Troll

      OMG, someone mod this up. This is the funniest thing on /. ever!

    2. Re:Reverse by noidentity · · Score: 5, Funny

      If you drive in reverse, someone's going to be dead pretty quicky.

    3. Re:Reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But it only works for people named Paul.

    4. Re:Reverse by halcyon1234 · · Score: 1

      And you just know some dumbass is going to ruin a perfectly good transmission trying to scratch/rap to the song.

    5. Re:Reverse by broken_chaos · · Score: 1

      And you have to go thirty kilometers below the speed limit. Which is still probably more than most cars can do in reverse gear...

      So you'll be *facing* the wrong way too!

    6. Re:Reverse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm alive! You idiot!

      -Paul

  8. I wonder? by edwardpickman · · Score: 1

    What does Born to Be Wild sound like in Japanese?

    1. Re:I wonder? by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      Boruno tsu bii wairudo!

    2. Re:I wonder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >> What does Born to Be Wild sound like in Japanese?

      "Born to conform, consume, and die."

      Catchy isn't it?

    3. Re:I wonder? by wanderingknight · · Score: 1

      Ugh... my mistake, it should be "BOHN tsu bii wairudo!"

    4. Re:I wonder? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know but if it's anything like a bad karaoke singer, I don't want to know.

  9. RIAA by phalse+phace · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Watch out... the RIAA is going to demand that drivers pay them royalty fees each time we drive on said road and play a song.

    1. Re:RIAA by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Road toll?

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    2. Re:RIAA by innerweb · · Score: 3, Funny

      Troll Road?

      InnerWeb

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    3. Re:RIAA by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      the RIAA is going to demand that drivers pay them royalty fees

      Per tire.

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    4. Re:RIAA by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      and if there's anyone else in the car, that's a performance of the work and you get sued ;)

    5. Re:RIAA by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      ...and per mile.

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  10. Disney beat them by years. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

    Disney beat them to it. There was pavement that played zip-a-dee-doo-dah.

    http://www.allearsnet.com/aa/aa100807.htm#ques5

  11. speed limit? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You'd hear the pleasant melody only if you were going exactly the speed limit. When's the last time you did that?

  12. Wanna Bet... by The+MAZZTer · · Score: 1

    ...companies will buy sections of road and carve their theme jingle in them?

  13. Hopefully, this will be well thought out by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and the road doesn't play The End by the Doors. Or Detroit Rock City.

    1. Re:Hopefully, this will be well thought out by renegadesx · · Score: 1

      Highway to Hell?

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  14. Been done before... by Techman83 · · Score: 1

    I'm pretty sure I've seen on some technology shows they have on TV that this has been in development or at least around for a while. No surprises that the Japanese have it in place already, it seems there culture isn't so against change and new ideas. Unlike most western societies.

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    1. Re:Been done before... by Tweekster · · Score: 1

      western culture simply demands a payoff for implementing these technologies.
      This is rather pointless at this point, let someone else waste the effort, money and failed attempts to come up with a useful version that actually does something besides the "oh cool" factor and it will be adopted.

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    2. Re:Been done before... by snl2587 · · Score: 1

      This is true. When I was reading about wearable disguises a few weeks back, the point was made that in Japan no idea is ridiculed and, thus, new and interesting things are produced there regardless of practicality. As long as they don't start using the musical road idea for advertising, I consider it cool, if impractical.

    3. Re:Been done before... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes. I remember seeing a program a few years ago where this was being tested in France, I think, as a way to discourage speeding. The idea was that riders in a car traveling the speed limit would hear a pleasant tune while driving faster would produce a horrible noise.

  15. the song by ohzero · · Score: 1

    would it happen to be the goodyear theme? I'm sure these roads destroy tires

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  16. Proud Japanese tradition: by Ethanol-fueled · · Score: 1

    Sounds like a form of chindogu.

  17. Old Japanese Dup? by Phrogz · · Score: 3, Informative
    1. Re:Old Japanese Dup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, definitely something that's been done before

    2. Re:Old Japanese Dup? by Rebelgecko · · Score: 2, Funny
      I was kind of hoping to see a translated page full of people saying "All your roads are belong to us." However,

      When it adjusts to the key of the taste, (score: 3, it is strange funny)
      and

      The placebo effect that "Hirai it is said hard",
      You deduct amount, certainly Hirai hard the Poka is.
      Increasing the refresh rate of Hirai hard tune conversely, one blue
      Whether or not it becomes, just a little it is not understood, but.
      made up for the lack of Zero Wing.
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    3. Re:Old Japanese Dup? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What I don't is get that the idea of letting the tires with the road make noise is already old..
      It is used to keep the drivers awake: http://www.patentstorm.us/patents/6547484-description.html

      So what is the big deal.. making a song of something that can make noise is just a step further,
      there are many who do so with strange devices, like:

      - a HP Scanjet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHcV8vZ96OM
      - a hard disk: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=61dv64sZWnA

  18. Speech synthesis? by lindseyp · · Score: 2, Interesting

    That is awesome. I wonder if you could manipulate the harmonic quality of the hum, and take it as far as synthesized speech. "welcome" or "yokoso" as you enter town. That would be jaw-droppingly awesome.

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    1. Re:Speech synthesis? by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      I don't see why not. That reminds me of those action figures from the 80s / early 90s that had plastic notched strips you pulled quickly to get them to "say" something.

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    2. Re:Speech synthesis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Until they start running ads.

    3. Re:Speech synthesis? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Unless you've got a sleeping child (or dog, in my case) in the backseat. That's the biggest annoyance for this kind of thing, after tire and road wear - sometimes you just don't WANT sudden loud noises when you're driving (actually, you probably never do, just b/c startling a driver isn't good either). A path I drive often has had a stretch recently where the lane is shifted and you have to go over the rumble strips to drive on the shoulder. The rumble strips always wake up my whiny dog and I have to listen to him until he gets back to sleep.

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    4. Re:Speech synthesis? by repvik · · Score: 1

      While annoying, the rumble strips serve a very useful purpose, namely safety. It sounds like your path has been destroyed by bad design though. To me, the annoyance is definitely worth it for the number of lives saved.

    5. Re:Speech synthesis? by porcupine8 · · Score: 1

      Well of course rumble strips, as normally used, are there for a safety reason. I never said they weren't. But this "talking road" thing definitely does not serve a useful purpose, just adds annoyance. In the case I was talking about, the lanes were shifted so that the shoulder became the right lane, so everyone has to drive over the rumble strip to change lanes. They are not serving their usual purpose.

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  19. Top Gear by bi_boy · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Saw this on Top Gear (on Discovery Channel) a couple of years back. Not sure if it was Japan, I think it was a European country. I think they used bumps though instead, so that at certain sustained speeds it would play a nice melody but if you went too fast it would sound horrible and scarring.

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    1. Re:Top Gear by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was just thinking, when I read the article summary, that would be a perfect psychological tool for getting drivers to maintain a certain speed.

    2. Re:Top Gear by clickety6 · · Score: 1



      There's one in the outskirts of Paris near Villepinte. The idea is that if you drive the correct speed you hear a melody but too fast and it's just noisy. I can't say it works that well (at least I had no idea what the tune was supposed to be - maybe it was some French classic) but cars did seem to slow down on the bumps to try it out it seems to be reasonable at traffic calming...

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    3. Re:Top Gear by InvaderSevlow · · Score: 1

      The European version was first featured on either "Future Tek" or "Next Step" (Discovery Channel technology review shows from the early/mid 90's), so the concept is nothing new. It is surprising to hear that Top Gear reported on it [semi-]recently, as I would have figured the idea got scrapped within a few years of conception due to safety or aesthetic reasons.

  20. alt.pave.the.earth by ageoffri · · Score: 1
    Something very similar was discussed back in the early 90's in the newsgroup alt.pave.the.earth! Wonder if someone might use these posts for prior art even.

    http://groups.google.com/group/alt.destroy.the.earth/browse_thread/thread/969522c2a9463f53/743868a735db695a?lnk=st&q=#743868a735db695a/

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    1. Re:alt.pave.the.earth by ClassMyAss · · Score: 0

      It's been a long time since I thought of alt.pave.the.earth...
       
      I remember trolling there quite often, they really hated the suggestion they team up with the alt.chrome.the.moon people - go figure, I always figured the nutters would want to band together.
       
      Seriously, though you've gotta love Japan. Once I was driving over some of those awful annoying hum generator strips on the highway here in the US (you know, the ones that wake you up if you fall asleep and start to swerve off the road), and it occurred to me that someone with enough time and money could make simple melodies by changing the spacings between the things. Typical music dork fantasy. As impractical a person as I usually am, even I laughed at the thought; the Japanese went ahead and built the damn thing! Fantastic, I really gotta go there some day. Gotta work out that whole language barrier thing first, I fear...

    2. Re:alt.pave.the.earth by SCHecklerX · · Score: 1

      Ahh memories. The crossposting wars between the pavers and the destroyers was always amusing. Oh usenet how I miss thee!

  21. Not that new by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is an old idea. I remember several years ago reading someones essay about doing this to play the opening notes of "Dark Star" when driven over at 40 mph. I can't find it now. It may have been on the now-defunct GDlive.com

  22. Youtube link by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative

    See & hear it in action: Video here

    1. Re:Youtube link by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Its as bad as I feared, it sounds like a long drawn out fart.

    2. Re:Youtube link by DamnRogue · · Score: 1

      God, that would drive me insane.

    3. Re:Youtube link by zigzagtx2778 · · Score: 1

      My god that's the worst sound I've heard in years. Talk about population reduction from all the suicides of the poor saps who have to drive it everyday. Let's hope for an anternate route.

  23. Slack in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Far out, you seem to have found Bob Dobbs there in that coffee kiosk / snack shack.

  24. Not songs by Harmonious+Botch · · Score: 4, Funny

    What is the motive for playing songs? Maybe the Japanese, with their radically different sense of aesthetics, will play songs. But Americans will have advertising:

    rummmble...rumbble..Today's...screee...special...rummble...at..Wal-Mart...rummble...voice...suppression...rummble...tires!

    1. Re:Not songs by mijkal · · Score: 1

      Reminds me of this link from 2003 (no pics on the archive though :-( ).

    2. Re:Not songs by Warbothong · · Score: 1

      Maybe they'll reinvent the Burma-Shave adverts?

    3. Re:Not songs by fbjon · · Score: 1

      A further development: instead of grooves, have long stretches of tiny electronically controlled bumps that can push up from the road. Now the tune can be changed.

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    4. Re:Not songs by WebCrapper · · Score: 2, Interesting

      This is actually old technology. The Swiss, I believe, did it first. It was originally designed to keep people within the speed limit. They found that popular classical tunes "tuned" to play correctly at the speed limit caused speeders to slow down and Sunday drivers to speed up to the proper speed.

    5. Re:Not songs by HypotenuseMan · · Score: 1

      I wholeheartedly endorse this suggestion, and further recommend that they also be used as a way to give driving advice. "Take this curve Slightly slower Then the curb You won't go o'er Burma-Shave"

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    6. Re:Not songs by RSKennan · · Score: 1

      If this is true, mod parent up, at least interesting.

    7. Re:Not songs by Sloppy · · Score: 1

      Isn't it interesting regardless of truth? Or do you consider fiction to be boring? :-)

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  25. Disney tested this out years ago... by testtrack321 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Years ago the Walt Disney World was looking for additional magical things to add to the roads for their upcoming Millennium Celebration. On a desolate piece of road on property speed warning indicators were tested (the kind you encounter on the side of the road or before a toll road) that played a song. That song was "Zip A Dee Do Dah", and for years it stayed there. There were problems with it. First, was the fact in order for it to work, you would have to be driving a VERY specific speed, not faster, not slower, or it would seem like a random assortment of rumbles. And when someone would go the wrong speed, they'd think there was something wrong (veering of the road, toll soon, etc), and would try to break, get the car back on the road, etc, that it became dangerous. Since it was dangerous, no one would drive the correct speed, and the fact they'd need to tear up the roads just to install it, Disney mothballed the idea.

    1. Re:Disney tested this out years ago... by enos · · Score: 1

      It seems that's the reason for the giant musical note symbols on the Japanese road. It lets you know that something odd and perhaps musical is supposed to happen so you don't freak out when it does.

      Those Japanese think of everything..

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    2. Re:Disney tested this out years ago... by JPLemme · · Score: 1
      From http://www.hiddenmickeys.org/WDW/Property/Secrets/Secrets.html. (I can't independently confirm this, but why would anyone lie on the Internet?)

      The blip on STOL Port holds a lot of mystery and always has. STOL Port is quite a work of art if you know the secret. It was formed as not just an airstrip, but as a test ground for the property roads. It is laid out in sections that comes together at different in different lengths. As a plane lands and rolls over the connecting sections, the bumping from a single axle vehicle makes/plays Zip-a-dee-doo-da. The imagineer who thought of this was rumored to have wanted to do the roads like this, but people did not get it. It is guessed that the problem lay with 2 axle vehicles that distorted the melodies. CONFIRMED: anon 01 AUG 97

    3. Re:Disney tested this out years ago... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      hat song was "Zip A Dee Do Dah", and for years it stayed there. There were problems with it. First, was the fact in order for it to work, you would have to be driving a VERY specific speed, not faster, not slower, or it would seem like a random assortment of rumbles.

      They should have gone with a rap track. Those sound bad at any speed, so it'd be kinda all the same. Probably just as dangerous, though. If not more so.
  26. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Forget tire wear. What about the uneven coefficient of friction? That can get you killed. Predictability of your vehicle's reaction in all situations -- especial in emergencies -- is important.

  27. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Solandri · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'd love to know the secret that makes them think that they'll be able to keep these strips around for more than a year or so.
    Maybe they're not built by the lowest bidder?

    I remember an interview with the chief engineer of a road construction company. He claimed that if the state was willing to pay about twice as much, he could build them a road which could last 100 years. But if he did that he'd be underbid for every contract and would go out of business. So the state ends up with roads which need to be resurfaced after 5 years and rebuilt after 15-25. Essentially the longevity is enough to span one politician's career in that office. After that it'll be someone else's problem, so why spend extra money on it?

  28. Speed warning by greg_barton · · Score: 1

    I thought of something similar to this when I was a kid. (Ya, I know, should have patented it, would have made a killing, yada, yada...)

    Anyway, my idea came from the speed warnings in the road driving up to the airport in Dallas: about fifty 1cm ruts, perpendicular to the direction of traffic, caused a loud noise and strong vibration in the car. I thought, "If this can make noise, why not speech?" And the faster you went, the louder, more high pitched, and more strident the voice would be. It could say, "ssloooww doooowwn..." if you were going 30mph, and scream "SLOW DOWN!!" at 60mph.

    Ah, the folly of youth.

    1. Re:Speed warning by mrjb · · Score: 1

      But would you listen to Alvin the Chipmunk screaming "Slow down" to you while passing there at 120mph?

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    2. Re:Speed warning by mrv00t · · Score: 0

      It could say, "ssloooww doooowwn..." if you were going 30mph I don't know why, but now I keep hearing Homer Simpson's voice in my head...
  29. Only in Japan by Crypto+Gnome · · Score: 1

    There are three musical strips in central and northern Japan - one of which plays the tune of a Japanese pop song.
    In America the RIAA/MPAA/??AA want to sue you for umpteen bazillion dollars because you were HUMMING A TUNE in your mind without a license.

    In Japan the roads themselves play music for you.

    I know where I'd much rather live.... Even without the 100Mbps ethernet-over-fiber Internet services to your home (for less than I normally spend on coffee each week), "japanese schoolgirls" (ahem), tentacle-porn, etc - the list goes on and on. The Land of Sushi/Sake and Asahi truly is DisneyLand for Geeks.
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    1. Re:Only in Japan by sqrt(2) · · Score: 1

      Too bad they hate whitey. And I read that they're finger printing and documenting all foreigners now, so you can enjoy being officially discriminated against by the government in addition to unofficially discriminated against by the general population. And it's a shame too, they have a lot of cool stuff--you mentioned a few examples ;) . I suppose it wouldn't be so bad to visit, but I wouldn't want to live there.

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    2. Re:Only in Japan by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      Well... so does the USA. It too fingerprints and takes photos of all Aliens entering the USA.
      But i agree with you on one count: They DO discriminate against all non-japs. Even in train cars they consider you Alien and stand/sit separate.

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    3. Re:Only in Japan by Riktov · · Score: 1

      Take off your rose-toned headphones. JASRAC, the Japanese equivalent of the RIAA, is pretty notorious for its own strongarm tactics, though they usually consist of extorting music-playing coffee-shops rather than suing individual listeners.

    4. Re:Only in Japan by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But you ARE alien.

      The rest of us are too :).

    5. Re:Only in Japan by ashitaka · · Score: 1

      Japan has gone one further.

      I have lived in Japan on and off for over 20 years. I have had permanent resident status for over 15 years. I can live, work, get a mortgage and freely travel within the country without fear of visa expiration as permanent residence status is essentially life-long. I will die in Japan and my grave site is waiting in rural Gumma prefecture.

      Up to now I could line up with the Japanese citizens and be through customs in immigration almost immediately. (Record is 5 minutes from plane to train). However, I will now have to stand in line with the regular foreign visitors and be photo'd and fingerprinted *every* *single* *time* I enter Japan. In addition I will be required to be photo'd and fingerprinted *every* *single* *time* I leave Japan in addition to needing the all-important re-entry permit.

      They will be setting up a special lane for people like me. However to use it I will need to pre-register my picture and fingerprints at the Tokyo immigration office or Narita airport. Even so, at the special lane I will still need to be photo'd and fingerprinted *every* *single* *time* I enter Japan and *every* *single* *time* I leave Japan.

      This is a cluster fuck of massive proportions. Japan has been carrying on heavy-duty marketing campaign to get more tourists to come to Japan. (The Yokoso Japan! campaign) With prices still out of reach for the average tourist, this "all-foreigners are potential terrorists and criminals" treatment will kill whatever tourist business Japan had in the first place.

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    6. Re:Only in Japan by freedom_india · · Score: 1

      They have been always paranoid of Gaijin and will always be. They are the perfect xeonophobic people i have ever seen.
      When they visit my bank, they always cluster in theor own group, eat, drink and leave together without making any effort to mingle.

      OTOH, i have found Americans and Brazilians to be more open towards embracing other cultures than others.

      No wonder Economist says USA is still number One, (inspite of all Bush is trying to do).

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  30. not really my favorite arc. . . by calice · · Score: 2, Interesting

    . . . but Achewood predicted this.

    In the arc's defense, the robot did dress up his hair like Pete Rose.

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  31. Deterrence by pavon · · Score: 5, Funny

    While it looks like these were done just for fun, one idea I have heard is to place them only in the passing lane, at regular intervals. This would discorage people from staying in that lane any longer than they need to, else be forced to listen to "It's a Small World" at increasingly annoying pitch the faster they drive :)

    1. Re:Deterrence by EvanED · · Score: 1

      In many places, this is a dumb idea, as there is enough traffic that one can reasonably stay in the "passing lane" for a rather long time. It's probably safer than passing someone, changing lanes, waiting 30 seconds to catch up to the next car, changing lanes, passing, changing lanes, etc.

      This is true even on interstates on what would otherwise be the middle of nowhere, especially when the 18-wheelers are out in force.

    2. Re:Deterrence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Spoken like someone who has never seen both lanes on the highway filled with traffic. I guess you don't drive in rush hour much.

    3. Re:Deterrence by sootman · · Score: 1
      Funny how you mentioned "It's a Small World." I heard about this being developed about ten years by at Disney in Orlando. They were thinking of making some of the lanes in the parking areas play short snippets of songs, and I'll bet IASW was one of the choices. They didn't go forward with it, AFAIK, because of several problems...
      • the road surface would wear down and the sounds would change. harder road surfaces would just damage tires more
      • unknown effects on tires
      • you've got to drive at a certain speed to get the effect--too slow and it would just be bumps, not music. (and there are plenty of elderly and handicapped at Disney who drive slowly)
      • didn't want to encourage erratic driving by people who want to hear how IASW sounds at 160 BPM, or cause people to do laps through the lot so they could hear all the different songs
      The idea is pretty obvious, really. You know how some highways have grooves outside of the normal driving areas that make a moaning sound when you drive over them? Just space the grooves differently and voila, music.
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    4. Re:Deterrence by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      Now that's an idea!

    5. Re:Deterrence by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I find your ideas intriguing, and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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    6. Re:Deterrence by StrategicIrony · · Score: 1

      zomg simply brilliant! An elegant solution to a complex problem.... :-) Of course, when the right lane is closed for construction, that would be one ANNOYING drive. SI

    7. Re:Deterrence by toddestan · · Score: 1

      You wouldn't hear the song when you're sitting at a dead stop.

  32. I thought of this more than 20 years ago by scottgfx · · Score: 1

    Seriously! As a young teenager in the backseat of the car for a long family trip, I had the idea that either music or, more importantly, warnings could be modulated as a sound onto a road bed. Combine the knowledge of those thing they used to put on balloons that would make a sound when you ran your fingernail over them with the creepy sounds that would sometimes come from the tires when riding over grooved pavement and you have an idea. If only I had patented it.

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  33. You mean like... by tjstork · · Score: 4, Insightful

    you mean like:

    Space Station
    Space Shuttle

    or

    Las Vegas

    or

    Lincoln Financial Field

    and... yeah, it is cool that the good old USA can muster up a few of these bad boys:

    F-22

    So I guess we're just totally broke?

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    1. Re:You mean like... by megaditto · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      Not yet. But your kids will be trying to sneak to Canada, I can guarantee you that.

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    2. Re:You mean like... by tjstork · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not yet. But your kids will be trying to sneak to Canada, I can guarantee you that

      More people have snuck into the United States in the last thirty years than live in Canada, I can guarantee you that!

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    3. Re:You mean like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Remember when Great Britain ruled the world? Things change buster and the US will be the Canadians' future Mexico; demograpically as well as metaphorically.

    4. Re:You mean like... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Remember when Great Britain ruled the world? Things change buster and the US will be the Canadians' future Mexico; demograpically as well as metaphorically.

      The USA doesn't rule the world. The USA is the market of last resort. As the world economy expands, those forces that presently drain the USA will balance out, improving the overall USA position relative to the rest of the world. Even in these times, USA exports are now at a record high, and the trade gap is actually closing.

      Canada isn't going to rule anything. Canadian birth rate dooms the nation. In the end, population wins, and the USA population is growing, and rather dramatically.

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    5. Re:You mean like... by JonathanR · · Score: 1

      Porous borders and associated large foreign populations might have somewhat to do with your assertion. What Mexico equivalent does Canada have within walking distance?

    6. Re:You mean like... by Knuckles · · Score: 4, Insightful

      In the end, population wins

      Oh yes? Then I hope you have already sent your regards to your new Chinese and Indian overlords.

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    7. Re:You mean like... by loganrapp · · Score: 1, Insightful
      When Great Britain ruled the world, it didn't have thousands upon thousands of tons of instant world-killers.


      There's a reason why Russia survived the collapse of the Soviet Union and remains an enormous power. They still had a reset button.

      Different world, different rules. Maybe when we go galactic we'll see some power restructuring. For now, power is still in order of the size of your clear and present ability to render the globe a smoking ruin. And it's going to remain that way for a long, long time.

    8. Re:You mean like... by CrazyFraggle · · Score: 1

      > So I guess we're just totally broke?
      http://www.brillig.com/debt_clock/

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    9. Re:You mean like... by AndyboyH · · Score: 1

      Holding Las Vegas as a paragon of good spending of public money is like holding up a cheap trinket from a souvenir stall and declaring it the world's best bargain.

      It's cheap, tacky and looks out of place to everything surrounding it on the mantle.

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    10. Re:You mean like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're living in a dream world. Some americans are very rich, but the demographic is changing from WASP to Chicano and the standard of living for the many is dropping. Oh and the missiles? How are you planning to pay for their upkeep, keep borrowing from the chinese? Waving those missiles around is reminiscent of an old dog flashing its yellow old fangs as the wolves close in. Pathetic.

    11. Re:You mean like... by denzacar · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Space Station: Its called INTERNATIONAL Space Station. Notice the International part. As in more then one nation...

      Space Shuttle: Not exactly something to brag about... considering that it was made in the '70s. And that out of 6 of them, one never went to space, and 2 blew up.

      Las Vegas: Mafia built Sin City? Sure... a true acomplishment. Why not list crack as well?

      LFF: You know the saying "Bread and Circusses"? Half way there.

      F-22: Wasn't GP saying something about "not paying for wars"? And FYI Iraq is costing US around $460 billion at the moment.

      That is 7.5 F-22 projects designed and built from scratch. Or 898 LFFs. Or 4.6 ISSs.

      And that is Iraq alone. Imagine not fighting all those pointles since WWII...

      And people keep asking for their flying cars. Ask Rambo where they went.

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    12. Re:You mean like... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I guess you'll only accept that the US has a problem once the stream of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border is going reverse, hmm?

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    13. Re:You mean like... by SQLGuru · · Score: 1

      It's too cold to defect to Canada (at least for the next decade or two until the poles reverse and the climate shifts)......I'll stick to wearing shorts in November, thanks.

      Layne -- in Austin, TX where it's still in the 80's (that's 27 to 30 for those on the Celcius scale).

    14. Re:You mean like... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Mod -1: Cynical ignorance

    15. Re:You mean like... by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      In the end, population wins

      If that's the case, the U.S. is doomed; China and India win.

      If winning means overpopulation, I'll lose and take second prize - a peaceful, prosperous nation that minds its own business rather than trying to run an empire.

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    16. Re:You mean like... by Cajun+Hell · · Score: 1

      I guess you'll only accept that the US has a problem once the stream of illegal immigrants across the Mexican border is going reverse, hmm?

      I try to be a good redneck American, and when I sing "America, Fuck Yeah!" I try not to let people see my ironic smirk. But even I know we have problems.

      And yet, the grandparent has a point: a lot of people want to move here. Maybe that means we only "win" a dick-size competition with the lands to the south, but still, it means we don't have the smallest dick. And that makes us winners. The people of the western hemisphere have chosen: they want to live in USA.

      It's not bout denying a problem. It's about knowing that in spite of our problems, we're still best. Heh. We're number one! We're number one! Go ahead and laugh and point at America. We'll point right back at ya, laughing even louder. Yeah, we're all fools. You too, fool.

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    17. Re:You mean like... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      I know people in the US. Actually a good deal of my friends is living there. And when I see how they live and work, I can only shake my head and play Pope (i.e. kiss the ground I'm living on).

      It would require a lot to get me to willingly go to the US. Yeah, I, too, wanted to go there some time ago. Then I grew up and realized that life ain't just all fun and game. The US are a great amusement park to me. Great to spend a vacation in, but I wouldn't want to have to live or work there.

      I guess that should make both of us happy. :)

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  35. Not RIAA, RIAJ by enoz · · Score: 3, Informative

    This may come as a shock, USA is not the World.

    Many other countries have their own recording industry associations that are perfectly good at collecting royalties and prosecuting file sharers.

    1. Re:Not RIAA, RIAJ by porcupine8 · · Score: 1
      This may come as a shock, USA is not the World.

      I'm sure the RIAA cares about little technicalities like "jurisdiction."

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  36. These are annoying by Gurezaemon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Ruts cut in roads, or slightly raised areas are all over the place in Japan, with the former usually to provide better traction in ice/snow, and the latter to warn of sharp curves, etc. They are annoying as hell, and noisy. They also have a tendency to wake up my toddlers in the back seat, even when driving quite slowly. Sure, use them for better grip on slippery roads, but just for novelty value? Yet another waste of public funds in a country that is notorious for it...

  37. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Turn it around, and there's virtue in the tune-strips wearing off: sell the rights to lay down an ad jingle to the highest bidder. The life-span of the strips is the cue to put it out for bid again.

  38. Roadside advertising by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    This is old hat. I remember when I was a kid and went on road trips, my old man used to joke that it would only be a matter of time before corporations started carving messages into the horizontal grooves on the sides of the road that buzz when you veer out of your lane with messages like, "Wake up with a refreshing Coke!" or "Don't drive without some No-Doz!"

  39. It's in the grooves by ackthpt · · Score: 1

    Must be Paul McCartney's road, it's bloody long and winding and leads to your fecking door!

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  40. I thought about this when I was 10... by Belial6 · · Score: 1

    I thought of doing this when I was 10. Since then, I have seriously hoped that the government never realized it. I really don't think that the unwashed masses could withstand the constant hum of the road telling them "Personal firearm ownership is wrong."..."If your not guilty, you've got nothing to hide"..."Voting third party is throwing away your vote."..."War is peace"..."Slavery is freedom"...

  41. Mod Parent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    FUNNY, not Insightful! SHEESH!

    1. Re:Mod Parent... by cralewyth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You must be new here.

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    2. Re:Mod Parent... by MMC+Monster · · Score: 1

      I was thinking +1 Informative.

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    3. Re:Mod Parent... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      FUNNY, not Insightful! SHEESH! Funny gives no karma.
  42. Shizuo Shinoda by piotru · · Score: 1

    Take the story of Mr. Shizuo Shinoda and his bulldozer with a grain of salt (simply bullshit for those not politically correct). I have been driving through the northern Japan for ages. The area is mainly hills and mountains, and as far as I remember the roads always had stretches, especially at turns or steep slopes, that were cut by little perpendicular grooves that cause the car vibrations at acoustic frequencies. More, the side strips on highways have tiny bumps that cause the same effect. I used to amuse myself by the tones that my car played on them, never a distinct melody though.

  43. Potential for abuse? by gbobeck · · Score: 1

    I wonder how long it will take before some disgruntled municipal worker will grind in some really annoying song, or even better... the Brown Note.

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    1. Re:Potential for abuse? by Vegeta99 · · Score: 1

      They already got the brown note. Next time you see a sign that says "Center Line Rumble Strips", give it a try.

      Probably as close to brown note as is possible :P

    2. Re:Potential for abuse? by Tuoqui · · Score: 2, Informative

      Unfortunately the Mythbusters busted the brown note otherwise it would be a truly epic prank to pull off if you could do it to say one of the roads leading to the professors parking lots.

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  44. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Falladir · · Score: 1

    I've been living in China for two months and I haven't seen any car accidents (being cleaned up, even). I don't think it's such a big deal here...maybe people are better drivers? Most of the population doesn't drive, though. If there's a difference, that's probably why.

  45. Yeah these really messed me up by AuntieWillow · · Score: 1
  46. Obligatory AC/DC by CrazyJim1 · · Score: 1

    As cool sounding as the song is, I'm not sure I'd really I'd want to drive on a road that plays,"Highway to Hell".

    1. Re:Obligatory AC/DC by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      And for off-highway travel, it's Chris Rea's "Road to Hell"?

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  47. Sounds & smells on Montreal Metro by maggard · · Score: 4, Interesting

    In Montreal a generation of Metro subway cars electric motors were tuned to perfect fifths, coincidentally the first three notes of Aaron Copland's "Fanfare for the Common Man". The tones were even part of a TV ad campaign when the line was opened.

    Technical Explanation PDF (in French.)

    However the Montreal Metro offers another treat to the senses: Smell.

    The train brakes are two part, electromagnetic over ~10km/h and birch wood injected with peanut oil slower. Thus when a train comes to a hard stop the station smells faintly of burnt popcorn. If you have to smell your public transit this is about as good as it gets!
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  48. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by ScrappyLaptop · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Out in California you get a chance to see and feel the various levels of road quality that very nicely prove your point. Up in the Sierras, I-80 is concrete due to the winter conditions and chains. Wonderful to drive on any time of year. Down in Sacramento, and around the Bay Area, the freeways are often asphalt (asphalt concrete, not mastic asphalt) over dirt, baby. Great if a little slippery when it's brand new, just adequate when it's mature and really bad when it's still five years out from being replaced. At the local street level all the money from the boom years has been spent so it s gravel-over-tar every five years. Cars go through windshields at an alarming rate, but hey it was the cheapest bid. Interestingly, the decreasing level of quality is also mirrored in the reduced level of traction, so not only are better roads nicer to drive on, they're safer, too.

    I'm afraid this is what happens when there just isn't enough cash to go around. The amount the States get from the Federal taxes in various forms is reduced and so local infrastructure expenditures drop. However, it's not like the Federal government is spending more than it takes in on something that benefits only a select few and has quietly hidden the true costs here and there. There is a war going on; how can we complain about the state of our roads when on the other side of the world there are roads actually getting blown up daily? We have to rebuild those first, along with the electrical distribution, water supplies, schools and hospitals...the list goes on and we haven't even started. Once we have rebuilt Iraq in our image, then and only then can we talk about fixing things here with a clean conscience.

  49. "Music as you drive" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The road works by using grooves


    Really.
  50. The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Oh yes? Then I hope you have already sent your regards to your new Chinese and Indian overlords

    The hope is that the USA can continue to ramp up its population while sustaining a good rate of growth, such that China and India don't ever really catch up. Check this out.. This is a Census department population forecast for the USA.

    Census Population Projections 1998

    Notice that it was the high series had the US population at below 300,000,000 in 2006, and we've exceeded that. Thus, assuming the high series continues, the USA population will hit 500+ million by 2050. That's a population doubling time of 75 years. Assuming the same doubling time, we're talking about a billion Americans by 2125...

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    1. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The hope is that the USA can continue to ramp up its population while sustaining a good rate of growth

      Ah, your moniker "tjstork" is related to your new revolutionary idea in this direction, I take it?

    2. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Assuming the same doubling time, we're talking about a billion Americans by 2125...

      So all you have to do after that is get them to work for the wages Chinese workers do and you might have a chance...
    3. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by somersault · · Score: 1

      So it's going to take you a century to catch up with China and India? What's going to happen to your economy in the meantime? What's going to happen to theirs? *shrug* Why do you have to try to convince yourself that America is always 'winning'?

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    4. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Dunbal · · Score: 1

      China and India are ALREADY catching up.

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    5. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      China and India? You're setting the bar pretty low there, slim. Instead of measuring your dick against developing third-world nations, you should note that the EU has overtaken the USA as the largest economy in the world and is currently attracting all the big investments away from the USA. China and India are only growing because the USA is funneling all the middle-class wealth overseas. Besides, it's chump change compared to the powerhouse economy of the EU.

    6. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1

      China and India? You're setting the bar pretty low there, slim. Instead of measuring your dick against developing third-world nations, you should note that the EU has overtaken the USA as the largest economy in the world and is currently attracting all the big investments away from the USA

      The EU economy has depopulation and a weak dollar working against it.

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    7. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1

      So it's going to take you a century to catch up with China and India? What's going to happen to your economy in the meantime?

      Really simply, an economy is a geometric area - of productivity * population. The USA has a huge lead in per capita productivity, but is behind in population. So, as our lead in the former decreases due to Chinese and Indian modernization, our population increases, keeping the overall area on top.

      *shrug* Why do you have to try to convince yourself that America is always 'winning'?

      Because, I've convinced myself that losing always 'sucks'.

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    8. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by somersault · · Score: 1

      I dont really think it's a win/lose situation though, world economies tend to complement each other rather than trying to destroy the others (no I'm not an economist, but I like fine the fact that we can import clothes, games consoles and so on from other countries rather than have to do everything ourselves..). Also the UK has a tiny population compared to the US and I dont feel like our economy is 'losing' out in any way..

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    9. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by nosferatu1001 · · Score: 1

      The EU is growing....we just absorb more countries.

      As for the weak dollar - you dont really export much apart from information, and you are importing increasing amounts. THAT is mucking up your own economy....

    10. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I dont really think it's a win/lose situation though

      That's a good point. It's the sort of a race that everyone wins. If the USA and China get locked into a race to see who builds the most stuff for the best price, humanity will benefit. I mean, seriously, the last time superpowers got into a pissing match, we wound up with men on the moon and the technological and managerial basis for the information revolution.

      no I'm not an economist, but I like fine the fact that we can import clothes, games consoles and so on from other countries rather than have to do everything ourselves

      I think, at some point, a nation needs to be self sufficient and rely on its people, and the world might be richer if it offered more regional solutions. Do you seriously think that there is not someone in the UK capable of developing a video game console? Do you believe that someone in the UK could not make clothes? I mean, the UK may not have a huge population, but with 60 million people and no automation, the UK could build planes, trains, cars, and clothes, and now, with more automation, suddenly the UK doesn't build any of it? It doesn't make any sense! Look at how much richer the airline and automotive sectors where when the British made planes and the Jaguar was genuinely a British thing.

      I mean, free trade is all well and good, but every discerning American mother and father knows that Thomas the Tank Engine was damaged when it went global and watered down and became Thomas and Friends. The Britishness of the original Thomas the Tank Engine was part of its appeal, and now it is gone. For Christ sakes, they renamed the "Fat Controller" to "Sir Topham Hat", because, it offends some American familes, that are fat... so they watered it down, and even worse, they replaced Ringo Starr with George Carlin. Ringo == Beatles, hello, American Thomas distributors...

      Also the UK has a tiny population compared to the US

      The UK has one of the top 5 world economies, so, um, its not a bad spot for you to be in. But the UK (as does the USA), benefits enormously from NATO's control of the world's shipping lanes. Imagine, if you will, a darker age where every container ship that sailed had to pay some sort of a horrific tax to pirate nations, if at all.

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    11. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by somersault · · Score: 1

      Ya of course we make clothes and have divisions of Sony/Rockstar/Microsoft/whatnot in the UK, and we have car manufacturers, but when it comes to things like the clothes and cars they tend to be specialist markets like tartan and supercars rather than large industrial churn out a million of 'em type thing. I almost put food on the list but we do produce a lot of our own food, Scottish beef is meant to be some of the best in Europe I think..

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    12. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by shunx · · Score: 1

      Some might wish to look up the current real GDP of China and India, and see if the two combined are currently less or more than that of the United States. Yes, all is well, and remember to keep shoping at your local all-American Walmart, and be assured of the manifest destiny of the U.S. to rule the world forever. Nothing could possibly change very soon. Really.

    13. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      Scottish beef is meant to be some of the best in Europe I think.. Meant to be or is? Just an odd sounding statement. When I was 15 I meant to be one of the richest men in the world :).

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    14. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Mr.+Slippery · · Score: 1

      Really simply, an economy is a geometric area - of productivity * population.

      Both of which are a function of natural resources. Which are depleted by overpopulation and overproduction.

      Populations cannot grow without limit. We are alredy past the sustainable carrying capacity of the planet.

      Economists need to join the reality-based community.

      Because, I've convinced myself that losing always 'sucks'.

      Winning is a peaceful, prosperous, and free nation. If you want a simple economic measure, GNP per capita is a much better indicator of who's living well. Would you rather live in a nation of one thousand people with a $100 million GDP, or a nation of one billion with a $1 billion GDP?

      We ought to try winning by hitting number one on the Human Poverty Index, or the Human Development Index, or World Audit's Democracy Table, rather than the "Makes The Most Stuff" Index, or the "Can Blow Up the Most Stuff" Index.

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    15. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by somersault · · Score: 1

      Well, I know it's better than a lot of continental beef, or at least it has traditionally been, and I presume it still is :p And Denmark is 'meant to be' good for bacon

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    16. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by Archades54 · · Score: 1

      I don't think we have the landmass to supply food for 500 million extra American's:P

      I kid I kid.

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    17. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1

      I don't think we have the landmass to supply food for 500 million extra American's:

      We might have to invade Canada, or, better still, foment Quebec separtism and break the country up, and grab the pieces.

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    18. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The EU is growing....we just absorb more countries

      There's not much left to absorb, unless you plan on making Russia and Turkey members of the EU.. those are your border states, are they not? After Turkey, what's next, Iraq? Somehow, I'm not seeing Iraqis making a big jump into bed with a people whose armies fled the field as soon as they could. Love us or hate us, America at least sends a message that it will commit to a partnership.

      And of course, you are overlooking the obvious, that, the United States and the EU could merge into a single trading block... sorta make NATO into a trading and foreign policy alliance along with the military alliance.

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    19. Re:The USA will ALWAYS be #1 by ultranova · · Score: 1

      And of course, you are overlooking the obvious, that, the United States and the EU could merge into a single trading block... sorta make NATO into a trading and foreign policy alliance along with the military alliance.

      Why would anyone want to tie their foreign policy to the US ? I, for one, do not want to pay or die for one of its pointless wars.

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  51. What's next? Musical condoms? by Joce640k · · Score: 1

    Imagine a condom which says "Ay, papi!" as you go to work.

    And now I think of it... that's almost a palindrome! Perfect!

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  52. insults by MikeFM · · Score: 4, Funny

    I've thought of using the grooves along the road to make a menacing voice for years. 'Get your ass back on the road stupid!' or some such thing. I think it's more American than playing music.

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    1. Re:insults by Hognoxious · · Score: 3, Funny

      You could make it say "wrong way" if you are indeed driving the wrong way. The trouble is that when you drive on it the right way, people would think it says "Paul is dead" or encourages them to commit suicide.

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    2. Re:insults by dcam · · Score: 1

      I'm confused about where invading small countries fits into that senario.

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    3. Re:insults by Em+Adespoton · · Score: 1

      Funny, but it IS a good use; you can angle the grooves so that they don't sound like anything if you drive over them in the right direction.

    4. Re:insults by mux2000 · · Score: 1

      Don't know about other places, but some roads in Israel have had this feature for years (no, they don't tell you to go back on the road, just make a nasty buzzing noise when you get on the shoulders).

    5. Re:insults by MikeFM · · Score: 1

      The roads here in the US do that - that's what gave me the idea to make them say things. When I first noticed this road feature many years ago it reminded me of a record player.

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  53. Short term vision. by MikeFM · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Having short term vision is a common problem among American's and their politicians. Planning for the future doesn't matter - only quick gain does. We'll save a nickle today so we don't worry that it'll cost us a dollar tomorrow. Stupid isn't it? You'd think we're all children.

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    1. Re:Short term vision. by compro01 · · Score: 1

      Inside all of us (sometimes not very deep), there's a bratty 5-year-old who wants everything their own way.
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    2. Re:Short term vision. by mantito · · Score: 1

      sorry, made a moderation mistake, undoing

  54. Neat but... by kickedfortrolling · · Score: 0

    Read somewhere that the french did this on a road near paris (can't find the link atm) but had to remove it because it gave loads of drivers really bad migraines

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  55. S.T.A.N. by gandhi_2 · · Score: 1

    as in "Shit, that ain't nothin'"....

    It's a little-known fact that the "wake-up" strips here in America go along perfectly with Dark Side of the Moon if you drive over them and gun it to 105, hit the brakes to about 15, gun it to 84, then.....

  56. Not a new idea by jeti · · Score: 1

    There's a motorway that plays the first bars of the national anthem of Germany when you drive over it. It's installed at the former border between eastern and western Germany. I think the installation is over fifteen years old. Couldn't find a link, though.

  57. The Iraqis have musical roads too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but theirs just play one very loud note instead of a bunch of soft ones.

    1. Re:The Iraqis have musical roads too... by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

      Sounds like the 1812 Overture?

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    2. Re:The Iraqis have musical roads too... by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      More like the surprise symphony.

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  58. Pitch surely depends on speed by chogben · · Score: 2, Funny

    If you get a flat, do you get A flat?

  59. DUP (sort of) by Wodin · · Score: 1

    I saw something like this on T.V. maybe 20 years ago. I can't remember where it was, but they were using it as an experiment to condition drivers to stay within a speed window. The theory is that if you drive too fast or too slowly the music will be less pleasant.

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    1. Re:DUP (sort of) by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Then be glad they didn't put that into practice. You know what happens when some old song gets a dose of techno, right? Our kids would speed down the highway with at the very least 150mph just to "hear it the right way".

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  60. You never explained by tkrotchko · · Score: 1

    You never explained why the noodle place wouldn't accept Europeans, but were glad to see Americans.

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  61. Fully baked. by uhlume · · Score: 1

    Who knew Japanese engineers were reading Halfbakery, let alone getting ideas from it?

    http://www.halfbakery.com/idea/Road_20tunes

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  62. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    Have you been wearing a blindfold???? The drivers there are as bad as in Boston.

  63. Yes by TheThiefMaster · · Score: 1

    So I guess we're just totally broke? Do you know what national debt is?
  64. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    China... Japan... Are there kangaroos there as well?

  65. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    One of the things that surprises me about cars from the US is how badly they react to changing road surfaces. You've got the outsize engines sussed, now how about figuring out how to make suspension and steering that works?

  66. They tried this in France. by Gordonjcp · · Score: 1

    I can't remember where, and I can't find the link now. You could hear it for miles, and it pissed everyone off. Eventually they tarmacked over it. Shame really.

  67. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by dubbreak · · Score: 2, Interesting

    +5 interesting

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  68. Gravel road highway by heretic108 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Boy: Daddy, why are we driving on gravel road?
    Dad: I don't know, Watusabi. It was tar sealed road yesterday.

    (500 metres later)

    Boy: What's that sign say, Daddy?
    Dad (slowing down and reading sign): "This melody road contains copyrighted music. Under the DMCA, and Japan's copyright treaty obligations, this road has been dug up to remove the infringing notes"

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    1. Re:Gravel road highway by MrNemesis · · Score: 1

      What makes it even worse is that the road can't be resurfaced until 75 years after the original road was dug up :(

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  69. Easy by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Just use microwave radiation to stop the car, of course.

  70. Re:You mean like...Not to mention by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    Not yet. But your kids will be trying to sneak to Canada, I can guarantee you that. They'll also be the ones paying for today's wars.
  71. First bugle? by commodoresloat · · Score: 2, Funny

    I looked at that translation; check out the moderations -- "score 3, It is strange funny" and "score 4, splendid discernment." For the hell of it, I used babelfish to translate "First post" from English to Japanese and then back again. The result was "Engaging in floor bugle."

    1. Re:First bugle? by Opportunist · · Score: 1

      Did you use the Hentai translator? That all sounds somewhat dirty.

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  72. France by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can recall hearing something of the sort that was in the works a few years ago in France (I believe it was). Not sure what's developed of it yet, but the idea was that if you go the speed limit, you'd hear nothing, but if you speed (after so many km/h above the limit) you hear an annoying noise.

  73. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Tuoqui · · Score: 1

    Actually up here in Canada they do something like this on some streets going from the highways to inner city roads because it actually helps big rigs slow down/stop faster.

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  74. Re:Actually, ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...as someone who is currently living in Japan...

    They are far, far ahead of anything in North America. All cars, etc. are now produced and come with at least:

    GPS, TV (yes, TV, if you wish. Quite safe, of course. When the car is moving, it is only audio, like radio, but when it stops, such as at a traffic light, it kicks in the video as well!) So, if stuck in traffic, watch your favourite program, news, etc.!!! :-)

    And of course, due to GPS, directions to avoid traffic jams, if you wish, etc.

    In fact, I am always amazed at how much further ahead the Japanese are in terms of anything electronic, cell phones, computers, etc.
    And now that they are switching more and more to linux, watch out! :-) No idiot PHBs here insisting on windoze. Whatever works.
    http://www.marketwire.com/mw/release.do?id=775707
    Stock exchange, embedded in more and more electronics, schools, etc.

  75. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by tomknight · · Score: 1
    +5 funny

    Moderation irony?

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  76. road chimes by v_1_r_u_5 · · Score: 1

    a cooler application would be road chimes. people who live near highways and are used to the constant hum of highway noise might appreciate road chimes. it works similarly - cars drive over short bursts of sound and emit that tone. you could have different tones and different intervals interspersed throughout the road, and given the random nature of traffic, it would be like a continual road chimes. if you used a pentatonic scale as the tone set, you could produce very pleasing random melodies.

  77. Quite useful, actually... by Briareos · · Score: 1

    When we drove through Italy this summer they had prepared the newly-built highways so you'd actually hear it when you were driving onto the emergency lane.

    I don't know if the sound would be enough to wake you if you were falling asleep at the wheel, but if it prevents people from mindlessly driving onto the emergency lane and knocking over people that actually are having an emergency there, more power to them...

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  78. Speed limits by Arancaytar · · Score: 1

    Not only is the optimal speed for achieving melody road playback a mere 28mph


    And behold; we've solved the problem of speeding inside urban areas.

    Except that everyone outside the car experiences the tone as a standing noise (or a tiny snatch of a melody), which is repeated whenever cars go over the road. I dare say you could go stark raving mad if you lived next to something like that.
  79. So J G Ballard comes true! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

    There's an old J G Ballard sci-fi story that uses road markings causing noises as its main plot point. As far as I recall, the tire companies are in league with the government and get the roads relaid every year or so so that everyone has to buy new tires that match the profile of the road, otherwise the car becomes noisy and undriveable. I also seem to recall the rumbling is something to do with subliminal advertising too, but would have to read it again. Perhaps another /. reader with a better memory could follow up!

    1. Re:So J G Ballard comes true! by Optical+Voodoo+Man · · Score: 1

      Was it "The Subliminal Man?"
      http://www.searchlores.org/opr0207B.htm

    2. Re:So J G Ballard comes true! by Peter+Cooper · · Score: 1

      That's the one, thanks!

  80. two axles = echo? by Classic+Guy · · Score: 1

    I've always wondered if one could make a road that talked, and whether having two axles (as most cars do) would make it unintelligible. You'd hear it twice, with a small time delay related to the car's speed and wheelbase.

    Maybe the effect isn't noticeable, or isn't objectionable, for music.

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  81. Hidden Mickey by argStyopa · · Score: 1

    The first I'd heard about this type of thing was that Walt Disney reputedly had something similar on the pavement of the (private) airfield at Disney World....playing "It's a small world after all" of course.

    I'm still not sure I believe it. I can see on a public road, where the speed would be predictable and ostensibly fixed. But an airstrip where the planes are logically accelerating/decelerating at wildly different rates? Seems nearly impossible to me.

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    1. Re:Hidden Mickey by WebGangsta · · Score: 1

      I believe the landing strip played "when you wish upon a star", not "it's a small world".

    2. Re:Hidden Mickey by WebGangsta · · Score: 1

      AND... never mind. More accurate information has already been posted.
      (I really should learn to read all the threads before piping up. Bleh.)

  82. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They won't use Massachusetts contractors?

  83. The new music revolution by sadangel · · Score: 1

    In a revitalization of music recorded as bumps, artists everywhere eschew compact disks in favor of the Japanese roadway format.

  84. DREADCO invented this many years ago by seanellis · · Score: 1

    Back when New Scientist magazine had the wacky inventions of Daedalus as its back page light-hearted material, textured musical roads was one of these inventions. It is nice to see that someone has actually implemented the invention at last.

    (These columns were collected into a book, "The Inventions of Daedalus", by David E H Jones (1982). They are, with very few exceptions, both bizarre and brilliant in equal measure.)

  85. "Hang on - I'm about to make some sweet beats!" by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    *Donut*Reverse*Reverse*FORWARD*Stop*Start*Reverse*Speed Up*Sloooow Dowwwwwn*

  86. how to lower property values by v1 · · Score: 1

    I was just thinking of that... around here they place three sets of "rumble strips" ahead of any stopsign on lower traffic roads, to jolt you fully awake when approaching an intersection with a busy road. I remember being able to hear cars and especially trucks when they hit those strips, from a good distance away. Surely that would annoy any locals if you did up a long stretch of road? (long enogh to do any length of music)

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  87. What's wrong with this samzenpus guy? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Why does he put a "dont****mebro" tag in each article he posts? I sure hope he's doing it so that people will get sick of it, because the only people who find that shit funny are retard sheep.

     

    LOL PEOPLE GETTING TAZED FOR NO REASON IS SO FUNNY! No. Not to real people it isn't, only to police-state loving monsters. Go suck bush's cock, some more.
  88. Mod parent DOWN by brunes69 · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Dunno how this got modded to insightful but the idea that there will ever be even 400,000 Americans is ludicrous. The population growth rate of the US is not growing, it is SHRINKING. Same with the rest of the world. The parent seems to be living back in the 70's with his "dire predictions" of overpopulation.

    Numbers are still growing; but recently--it is impossible to know exactly when--an inflection point seems to have been reached. The rate of population increase began to slow. In more and more countries, women started having fewer children than the number required to keep populations stable. Four out of nine people already live in countries in which the fertility rate has dipped below the replacement rate. Last year the United Nations said it thought the world's average fertility would fall below replacement by 2025. Demographers expect the global population to peak at around 10 billion (it is now 6.5 billion) by mid-century.

    http://www.economist.com/opinion/displaystory.cfm?story_id=9545933

    1. Re:Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dunno how this got modded to insightful but the idea that there will ever be even 400,000 Americans is ludicrous.

      Well crap. New Yorkers sure are going to be disappointed...

    2. Re:Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Four hundred thousand Americans? My God that IS ludicrous!

    3. Re:Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are utterly lying, or at least telling falsehoods.

      In my very western country in the center of Europe, birth rates are back up again, and the population has been increasing for some time, not only due to massive immigration.

      Don't ever misunderestimate the human desire to breed.

      Finally, in a bizarre kind of appropriate foresight, the captcha I had to type to confirm this post was "hunger".

    4. Re:Mod parent DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the idea that there will ever be even 400,000 Americans is ludicrous.
      Dunno, I work in a city of 310,000; seems like we could scrape up another 90,000 somewhere . . .

    5. Re:Mod parent DOWN by RespekMyAthorati · · Score: 1

      Dunno how this got modded to insightful but the idea that there will ever be even 400,000 Americans is ludicrous. Um, that's about 1/20 the population of New York City.
  89. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Yeah, I have a friend who works for a satellite company. He says that anymore, it's common practice to create your budget, then slash it by 20% before you put your bid in for a government contract. You know it's not enough to fund the project, but they never cut you off for going over budget, whereas they'll quickly take another company's unrealistically low budget over yours. I'm sure if it's true for satellites, it's true for everything from roads to the White House toilet seats to the pens they use in the Senate. And then we all wonder why the government is constantly going over budget.

    (Anonymous to protect friend's privacy, just in case.)

  90. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Nimey · · Score: 2, Informative

    I'm told by someone who works in Oklahoma's DOT that the tension between concrete and asphalt roads is this:

    Asphalt roads are pushed by human-factors people because they're softer and less fatiguing to drive on. Obviously this is more a factor with highways. Concrete roads are pushed by engineers because they last longer. However, they're a pain to resurface because great chunks must be pulled up ('crete is laid in large rectangles), while with asphalt you can just pull up the bits that need to be redone, say the area around a pothole.

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  91. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Scootin159 · · Score: 1

    There's a simple reason for this... the American public demands cars with big motors that handle poorly. Ask a random set of people, and MANY more will be able to tell you how much HP their car makes... but nobody will be able to tell you what suspension design their car has. Manufacturers have noticed this, and as such figure that suspension is just a necessary evil to allow a smooth ride. To satisfy this need, they simply go with what's 'worked' since the 70's... a solid axle... or maybe even 'new fangled' McPherson struts.


    Don't believe me, here's a prime example of how the US snuffs innovation:
    US: Chevy Corvair
    Innovations: Rear engine, swing axle
    Public Reaction: "Unsafe at any speed"

    Germany: VW Beatle
    Innovations: Rear engine, swing axle (later replaced with trailing arms)
    Public Reaction: One of the highest selling cars of all time
  92. Cynical... yes... by denzacar · · Score: 1

    Ignorant?

    I googled all those numbers in like 2 minutes, based on what GP said and what I already know.

    You can google them too.

    You know how to google, don't you, kid? You just pull up your browser and... type.

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    1. Re:Cynical... yes... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know how to google, don't you, kid? You just pull up your browser and... type. and believe.....
    2. Re:Cynical... yes... by FatAlb3rt · · Score: 1

      Ignorance not because of the war numbers, but how quickly you are to dismiss these accomplishments as No Big Deal. Sorry, just rubbed me the wrong way.

    3. Re:Cynical... yes... by denzacar · · Score: 1

      Not dismissing.

      Just call em like I see them.

      And I see them as peanuts compared to what could have been done.

      ISS? Why in orbit? 40-something years ago people walked on the Moon.
      Space Shuttle? Why not a regular line to the Moon?
      LFF? Umm... Romans built those. This one is only bigger.
      Vegas? Umm... A whole city built just for gambling? What is so special? Number of light bulbs?
      F-22? Building them for 20 years, spend billions of dollars, and they still don't transform?

      On the other hand... Still no man on Mars, still no cure for cancer, educating kids like its 1950s, health-care...

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  93. Two Wheels? by AlexKiddo · · Score: 1

    So, what happens when a motorcycle drives on it?

    1. Re:Two Wheels? by strcpy(NULL,... · · Score: 1

      Simple, you get mono playback. Next question.

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  94. For a fan of hard rock and speed metal by Slashdot+Junky · · Score: 1

    Dear world,

    Will speeding be overlooked for those that tend to like hard rock and speed metal? Sorry officer, that stretch back there just reminded me of my favorite Metallica song, and I just thought that it needed to be played faster just like the original.

    Later,
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  95. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Thirdsin · · Score: 1

    Well, if the optimal speed for driving over these "music roads" is 28mph for every road, I don't see the huge problem in handling performance. A quick Google of 28mph = 45.061632 kph. IMO driving under 30mph affords more than enough reaction time for almost any situation... So perhaps those crazy engineers did think of everything ;-)

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  96. responsibility for wear by rodney+dill · · Score: 1

    ...and of course the government would take responsibility for the friggin' additional wear the grooves would have on the tires.

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  97. Yeah, but... by CodeShark · · Score: 1
    How do you change stations? 'cause that same melody is sure to get old after a while.

    But it's cool nonetheless, and much more fun than just plain road noise.

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  98. i've thinking it for years :) by PermanentMarker · · Score: 1

    how funny someone finnaly created it.
    Here in holland at rode side's of highways they have withe markers on 'fat' paint so they make a noise when you drive over it. it should be very easily to make that brrrrrrr sound om somthing like a drum rhytm
    altough i wonder if the road would become safer (i'ts a nice song but probaply nicer when played fast hmmm)

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  99. Man...musical roads and commentary. by Rub1cnt · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'd like to see these musical roads make it over here to the states. Though they might have to speed the tempo a bit and clock it for 70mph.. See, round these parts, the limit on the freeway here next to me is 55...but as student drivers learn VERY quickly..you WILL be run over if you do the limit on TX225. See, the speed limit here is something like a soft limit...the police don't even care unless you're doing like 95-100. (Btw, Toyota Prius, doesnt break a sweat at 100. :) (slashvertisement...sorry, couldnt resist. :) Of course, we'd have to retrain half of Houston's drivers...though I think they'll be easier to train since we got them to stop turning left on Main street and crashing into the giant train. :) It only took 2 years.

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  100. Great idea! by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

    I mean, seeing as how the passing fad of radios and audio systems in cars died out and all.

    I wonder if it starts suffering compression losses if enough cars drive over it?

    HA! I crack me up!

  101. For truck drivers... by LynnwoodRooster · · Score: 1

    Brings a new meaning to the phrase "Whistle while you work"!

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  102. Zip strips on balloons by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I had this idea back in '94 and got it from a plastic strip attached to a balloon. When you'd scrape your nail along the strip, small bumps would induce a vibration. The balloon would amplify..."Happy birthday"

    It was neat. I always thought it would be cool to do it on roads "welcome to michigan! Escape while you can!"

  103. In Soviet Russia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the roads play you!

    ha! i kill me!

    what? old joke? what do you mean old joke? i'm on slashdot, right? old jokes are the new funny!

  104. Too obvious to Patent? by jan+de+bont · · Score: 1

    The article mentioned patenting the concept. I remember driving over a "rumble strip" designed to warn of an approaching tollboth back in about 1971. My immediate thought was "gee, change the spacing and you could get music". It's obvious.

    Does teh Japanese patent system recognize "obviousness"? Of course, the US patent system claims to recognize obviousness, but obviously does not.

  105. Los Angeles by chicknfood · · Score: 1

    i bet that driving in Downtown LA sounds like heavy metal

  106. Old News by JCSoRocks · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing about this years ago. I don't recall where it was being done but I remember that there were school zones and small neighborhoods using the same effect to generate a "pleasant tone" when cars drove the right speed through the area. It never made much sense to me... it seems anyone living around there would get sick of hearing it and that people who were speeding just wouldn't care.

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  107. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by RichiH · · Score: 1

    In Germany, the road surface is redone every ~30 years, every 10 or so for the right-most track as that is where the trucks drive. A complete renewal must be done after ~70 years. That is with extreme cold in winter and sometimes rather hot summers. There are materials that last even longer, but the roads sink in where the tires usually run, so this does not make sense. The only road surfaces that are redone more often are the highly trafficed ones where you have special tarmac that acts more or less like a gutter, eleminating the splash water from cars driving in front of you. Those are porous and thus the ice damages them with the constant freeze-thaw-freeze cycle in winter. They would last longer, but the reduced traffic accident rate mandates replacing it so the water can drain, once again. Compared to this, US roads and highways feel more or less like off-road tracks (yes, I have been there). Long story short: You get what you pay for. Long-lasting roads are cheaper in the short term, but they cost more in the short term.

  108. Ah, Census Department Disagrees with You... by tjstork · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Dunno how this got modded to insightful but the idea that there will ever be even 400,000 Americans is ludicrous. The population growth rate of the US is not growing, it is SHRINKING. Same with the rest of the world. The parent seems to be living back in the 70's with his "dire predictions" of overpopulation.

    Ah, I merely cited figures by the Census Deparatment, you know, those guys that count people. They have the USA at 1.25 billion people in the year 2100, in their "fast population growth" scenario, which, as I've pointed out, we have already exceeded.

    Dude, you aren't factoring in immigrants and their children. The first wave comes in, gets American rich, has a ton of kids.

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    1. Re:Ah, Census Department Disagrees with You... by brunes69 · · Score: 1

      The number of immigrants will go down as the number of people to immigrate goes down.

      The US has around 5.8% of the world's population right now. You are SERIOUSLY considering that by 2100 it will have ballooned to 12.5% percent???

    2. Re:Ah, Census Department Disagrees with You... by tjstork · · Score: 1

      The US has around 5.8% of the world's population right now. You are SERIOUSLY considering that by 2100 it will have ballooned to 12.5% percent???

      Sure. Think about it. You have a continent that is largely unpopulated, and a lot other places are more crowded, and thus people move to it. People like to spread out, and the USA has a lot of room. Why should Asia have 6 billion people while North America only has 1/10th of that?

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  109. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by NorQue · · Score: 1

    Huh? Are you sure this is true? I'd imagine there would be some binding description about the required quality in the bidding for this contract? At least that's how it's done over here in my country. Not fulfilling this requirement would be fraud.

  110. Knight Rider theme at Phenix City, AL by Minute+Work · · Score: 1

    At an interchange on Highway 80 at Phenix City, Alabama there are a series of speed bumps warning you to slow down.

    The speed bumps are in a series of 1 speed bump, space, 1 speed bump, space, 3 speed bumps.

    When you drive over them in your car, it sounds just like the theme song to Knight Rider.

    Duh duh.... duh duh.... duh duh, duh duh, duh duh.

  111. Melody road stuck in your head by wildcatherder · · Score: 1

    It was bad enough having a pop tune like "Puff the Magic Dragon" stuck in my head for weeks. A pop song stuck in the road in the middle of my commute would result in a whole new type of road rage. OMG! What if it was "A Small World After All"?

  112. backmasking? by dumpsterdiver · · Score: 1

    If you drive backwards, can you hear Satan's voice?

    Or is it just country/western tunes, where you get your dog back....

  113. Suggestions by PPH · · Score: 1

    "I can't drive 55" -- Sammy Hagar
    "Radar Love" -- Golden Earring
    "Dead Man's Curve" -- Jan and Dean
    "Highway to Hell" -- AC/DC
    "Traffic Jam" -- Jame Taylor

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  114. I can see it now... (or hear it, that is)... by Kazoo+the+Clown · · Score: 1

    Imagine a new breed of shoulder speedbumps that when you run over them, cause the sound to be emitted from the vibration of someone saying "wake up idiot, you're drifting off the road". Then again, I can imagine some morons thinking it's funny to drive really fast just so they can hear it spoken at chipmunk speed...

  115. My dad said... by BronsCon · · Score: 1

    I was crazy, when I had this very idea at age 8.

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  116. Should be used for speech by iplayfast · · Score: 1

    I've long thought that this type of system would be useful for speech. Things like "Stop" before a country stop sign where they just have grooves in the road before.
    Or "Hidden Driveways ahead", or "Prison area, don't pick up hitchhikers". Things you normally see on signs, but give the audio clue as well.

    Then of course we would get the hackers who modify them. Causing the roads to talk dirty to you. :)

  117. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by denormaleyes · · Score: 1

    Maybe it's just our high quality politicians here in Oklahoma, but every time I see footage IED or car bombs in Iraq, I can't help but notice the roads over there, even with warfare going on, are in better shape than the roads here. Maybe it's the friendlier weather in the desert.

  118. Useful for those long interstate journeys by Anaerin · · Score: 1

    Depending on just how accurate a representation this makes, it could be used (On the outside-most lane) to announce exits as you come up to them.

    And have the rumble strip along the very outside (Where the shoulder is) to be "WAKE UP YOU MORON!"

  119. Oblig by bakamaki · · Score: 1

    In Soviet Russia, road plays you.
    Did I get 5 for funny? Ah man I really want to be rated on the XBox live of tech forums, oh my gamer points!

  120. I knew it! by kiehlster · · Score: 1

    I knew I should have patented that idea 5+ years ago when I thought it up with my brothers... Also, what if you accidentally copy some melody from some artist? Does the RIAA start suing you? Is recording the vibrations considered pirating?

  121. Stop speeders for sure by eagl · · Score: 1

    If they made a road that sounded like regular music when driven at the speed limit, and gangsta rap when driven above the speed limit, I guarantee you I'd never speed.

    And the people who do like gangsta rap would all be driving fast, increasing the chance that they'd die in vehicle accidents. It's a win-win!

  122. tire rumble strip and teenager repellant by slew · · Score: 1

    Remember the teenager repellant http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1888844,00.html ?
    Perhaps a clever use of this technology would be to come up with a tire rumble strip pattern to annoy teenagers when they were driving too fast?

    As an example, encode the barney song (or some other annoying tune) in a way so that only teenagers would hear it when they travel at high speeds and at low speeds it would sound like noise. Might not be so simple to do, but if you could make it work and you sold this idea to street paving companies, I'll bet there would be demand for putting this in back alleys and parking lots that are used for drag-racing starting starting yesterday...

  123. This happens naturally in New Zealand by Velocir · · Score: 1

    When we get our roads resurfaced, the first thing they do is scrape the road laterally, and you get grooves just like in the Japanese YouTube video linked above. I had it on my road for about 3 months (they take their time with roadworks); it sounded like a whale singing when u drove over it at about 70kph. Trippy as hell!

  124. And for the encore... by GPS+Pilot · · Score: 1

    ...the "1812 Overture" is encoded in the highway, with deep, strategically-placed potholes providing the sound of cannon fire.

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  125. that road by barocco · · Score: 1

    oh yeah i remember that road, the damn cop caught me for doing vivace

  126. Cool by codingmasters · · Score: 1

    There is one word for this. AWESOME.

  127. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    That's one of the dumbest comparisons I've read in quite awhile. You've managed to make statements of utter bullshit in every sentence you wrote, which I suppose is some kind of achievement.

    However, I find it especially hilarious that you represent the god-awful swing-axle as "innovation"...

    Nader's book "Unsafe At Any Speed" was a general indictment of many design issues of the day, and the Corvair was merely his example in a single chapter discussing problems with suspension design. Anyone with basic automotive knowledge understands that swing-axles are prone to tucking under when the suspension unloads, making the vehicle highly susceptible to roll-over. ANY vehicle. Swing-axles were used purely for economic reasons, not because the design was at all innovative.

    GM did recognize that swing-axles were a piss-poor design, and an options package was available which significantly improved suspension performance, including better quality springs and dampers, a front sway bar, and rear axle rebound straps designed to prevent the axles from tucking in. VW never offered any such safety features on their swing-axle design.

    Furthermore, VW ditched the swing-axle in favor of a true IRS half-shaft/CV-joint design, and trailing arms didn't show up on VWs until much, much later (70s and 80s).

    Mercedes ditched swing-axles in the 50s... I suppose they were somehow "snuffing innvoation" since VW had the foresight to continue using them?

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  128. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by zero_offset · · Score: 1

    In most places it comes down to only two opposing factors:

    1. Asphalt requires a six month cure-time. Concrete requires a two month cure-time.

    2. Concrete costs about four times as much as equivalent asphalt coverage, depending on geographic location (primarily the asphalt plant's proximity to a port which supplies the required grade of pure liquid asphalt).

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  129. Good Idea by psychicsword · · Score: 1

    instead of music you can have it read off the signs too you and if you cant understand it you are going too fast or too slow or are deaf.

  130. Re:Tire wear? And more importantly, road wear? by Falladir · · Score: 1

    Depends how you define "bad." They don't yield nicely to each other (mostly), and they drive fast and break traffic laws, but on the whole I think that the people who are driving here are very competent, unlike in the states, where everyone drives, including idiots.