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High-Res Scan of Mona Lisa Reveals Its History

daevux writes "CNN is reporting that French engineer Pascal Cotte has discovered interesting details of the history of Da Vinci's Mona Lisa from a 240-megapixel scan of the artwork in various frequencies. Cotte surmises that the painted figure's eyebrows and eyelashes probably disappeared due to poor cleaning at some point in the past. He believes he can reconstruct the painting's original skin tones."

169 comments

  1. It's a Man Baby by BlowHole666 · · Score: 2, Funny

    So will we ever know if it is a man or not?

    It's a Man BABY!!

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    1. Re:It's a Man Baby by bdr529 · · Score: 2, Funny

      The "Mona Lisa" has long been shrouded in mystery, including one long-standing question about the famous lady: What happened to her eyebrows and eyelashes?
      Man? No. She got a job working for the MythBusters.
    2. Re:It's a Man Baby by BlowHole666 · · Score: 1

      A later anonymous statement created confusion when it linked the Mona Lisa to a portrait of Francesco del Giocondo himself -- perhaps the origin of the controversial idea that it is the portrait of a man.

      Dr. Lillian Schwartz of Bell Labs suggests that the Mona Lisa is actually a self-portrait. She supports this theory with the results of a digital analysis of the facial features of Leonardo's face and that of the famous painting. When flipping a self-portrait drawing by Leonardo and then merging that with an image of the Mona Lisa using a computer, the features of the faces align perfectly.


      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mona_Lisa/

      You have to trust myth busters and all, but I will take a TV show with a grain of salt.
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    3. Re:It's a Man Baby by Belacgod · · Score: 1

      This thread is useless without pics.

    4. Re:It's a Man Baby by B'Trey · · Score: 5, Informative

      This thread is useless without pics.

      Not sure exactly which pics you're talking about (the Mona Lisa scans or Da Vinci pics that were reversed and compared) but there's some interesting pics and additional info here, including a virtual restoration of the original pigments and some details of what was revealed.

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    5. Re:It's a Man Baby by larpon · · Score: 1

      It's painted in 24Bit true color!

    6. Re:It's a Man Baby by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They have 240 megapixels, and what do they give us? 200x100 JPGs where you can see the compression artifacts without even zooming in! These French are funny.

    7. Re:It's a Man Baby by Gabest · · Score: 1

      scientists showed that the mustache was also rubbed off

    8. Re:It's a Man Baby by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 3, Funny

      I smoked pot once. But I DID NOT inhale. Will you hire me? No, I will not hire you, because you wasted perfectly good pot, you fool.
    9. Re:It's a Man Baby by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      I think what he really wants is to see the Mona Lisa with her tits out.
      Here you go, this is the Mona Vanna,, painted by one of Leonardo's students.

    10. Re:It's a Man Baby by gaanagaa · · Score: 1

      Boy George?

    11. Re:It's a Man Baby by cthulhu11 · · Score: 1

      Too bad the pics are so small as to be largely useless, with illegible captions.

  2. But what about Tom Hanks' hair? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Will THAT monstrosity be removed in Dan Brown's next book -> movie? His next one is about the Masons, and we know they don't tolerate that sort of frivality.

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    1. Re:But what about Tom Hanks' hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      way to be ignorant about something you know nothing about. I love how everyone speak about masons out of ignorance and just look stupid.

    2. Re:But what about Tom Hanks' hair? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      way to be ignorant about something you know nothing about. I love how everyone speak about masons out of ignorance and just look stupid

      You DO understand, right, that they go to a lot of trouble to be secretive? The worst part is that they do it for no particularly good reason. They're a social club. Fine. Delightful. But because they feel better and more exclusive by conducting silly secret rituals, they deliberately cultivate the sense that they have something to hide. Everyone knows they're not hiding some world domination conspiracy. They're just hiding the fact that what they do behind the scenes is slightly silly. If they STOPPED doing the behind the scenes silly stuff, then that would be an acknowledgement that it IS (and always has been) silly. Secret societies are, well, silly. Also, you need to lighten up a little bit.

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    3. Re:But what about Tom Hanks' hair? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      no they don't go to a lot of trouble. In fact masonic lodges are pretty open. you want to know about them? go in and talk to someone. and they are more than a social club. Ask all the children in shriner's hospitals that are being treated for burns and cancer if its just a social club. When they do community service and donate money they are doing a lot more than being just a social club. you only think that what they do is silly because that is your childish imagination telling you so.

    4. Re:But what about Tom Hanks' hair? by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      only think that what they do is silly because that is your childish imagination telling you so.

      But they could do every bit of what they do in terms of charitable activities without a single sworn cermony, official set of robes, or any of the other trappings. Masonic lodges are "pretty open?" So, what are they doing with the time that's not very open? How does the secretive stuff contribute to their charitable activiies? Groups like the Boy Scouts also do charitable work, but feel no need to have closed-door swearing-in shindigs. C'mon, fess up. It's just like a fraternity, in the sense that some of what's done to make sure that people feel it's important is pure theatrics. And, that's silly. Because if you really felt that it was important to donate to a cause or volunteer time, you wouldn't need to be sworn in or become a member. You'd just do it.

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  3. Hidden faces in Mona Lisa by InvisblePinkUnicorn · · Score: 4, Funny

    Let me guess... they've discovered that Mona Lisa's face is actually a combination of the faces of Da Vinci, Jesus, Dan Brown, and Tom Hanks?

    1. Re:Hidden faces in Mona Lisa by kennygraham · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... they've discovered that Mona Lisa's face is actually a combination of the faces of Da Vinci, Jesus, Dan Brown, and Tom Hanks?

      And Ma'el, can't forget the Taelon influence.

    2. Re:Hidden faces in Mona Lisa by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Cotte surmises that the painted figure's eyebrows and eyelashes probably disappeared due to poor cleaning at some point in the past.
      I heard this about 25 years ago, from an art history professor.
      He explained then all the problems with cleaning/restoring paintings; age and chemical breakdown occurs!

    3. Re:Hidden faces in Mona Lisa by ultranova · · Score: 1

      Let me guess... they've discovered that Mona Lisa's face is actually a combination of the faces of Da Vinci, Jesus, Dan Brown, and Tom Hanks?

      Blended together in the Gimp.

      But isn't this kind of reverse engineering of copyrighted work illegal ? And doesn't it make high-resolution cameras into copy protection circumvention devices ? After all, using colors which fade over time is a pretty effective way of stopping anyone from copying the original image.

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  4. The real reason for the smile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The researcher said the "Mona Lisa's" smile was originally slightly wider than it appears today, and, in fact, so was her entire face.

    Way to go Leonardo!!!! ;-)

    1. Re:The real reason for the smile... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So she slimmed a little during last 500 years? And she's not so happy anymore?
      Is she becoming anorectic?

    2. Re:The real reason for the smile... by kevin.fowler · · Score: 1

      For some reason, that quote made me want to yell "REMIX!".

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    3. Re:The real reason for the smile... by JustinKSU · · Score: 0

      Does anyone know where you can download the full res scan?

    4. Re:The real reason for the smile... by Farmer+Tim · · Score: 2

      So she slimmed a little during last 500 years? And she's not so happy anymore?

      She's not as happy as she was because she worked hard to lose the weight, then along came Rubens who only painted fat chicks.

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    5. Re:The real reason for the smile... by Amouth · · Score: 1

      been looking for it with no luck..

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  5. Historical Significance to the art world by techpawn · · Score: 3, Interesting

    He believes he can reconstruct the painting's original skin tones.
    There is something to be said about a painting's appeal over the ages AS it ages. If it's restored beyond a certain point won't we lose some historical context for the pieces and the methods used?
    I'm not saying I wouldn't love to see a print of what it looked like "originally" but the aging of the painting adds to the significance of the work as a whole doesn't it? If so wouldn't things like thing cheapen the priceless nature of these pieces?
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    1. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by 0100010001010011 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd imagine he's going to do it digitally and non destructively to the painting.

    2. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by YouTookMyStapler · · Score: 1

      The article made it sound as if he was going to do/is doing a digital restoration of the Mona Lisa. It would be a shame to let him mess with the original.

    3. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by jackharrer · · Score: 4, Funny

      George Lucas should do it - he tried already on Star Wars.
      DISCLAIMER: Effects may vary.

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    4. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by shoor · · Score: 1

      Maybe looking old increases value to a collector who is
      only interested in something being old and rare. But
      the artist would have considered it finished when
      it first was ready for exhibition, and would want people to
      see it that way.

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    5. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Peyna · · Score: 1

      If by "as the painting ages" you mean it gets covered in unnatural materials like soot and smoke and dirt and dust and oils and who knows what else, then I'd have to disagree with you. No painting will never look exactly as it did when the painter's brush last touched it, but that moment is the moment the artist decided the painting was finished. If he wanted his painting to look so dark and drab and dreary, he would have used darker tones. Walk around your local art museum and you'll either come away with the impression that everyone painted with real dark materials or you'll realize how terribly "age" has treated all of those paintings.

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    6. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Wordsmith · · Score: 4, Funny

      Mona smiles FIRST!

    7. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Amouth · · Score: 1

      i agree - but i belive this is one painting that was never ment to be put on exhibition..

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    8. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      i agree - but i belive this is one painting that was never ment to be put on exhibition.. True, it was a portrait, which usually are only interesting to people who know the subject.
      And that's also why so many people are disappointed when they see the original: It's the size of a portrait, not the size of a wall-hanging picture like how it's always shown on TV. People expect this big thing, and they get a much smaller reality, so they feel let down.
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    9. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a former art student I say to HELL with "historical signifigance". The only history I'm interssted in is the history of the work from its muse to its abandonment (as TFA quotes Da Vinci* as saying, "Art is never finished, only abandoned.")

      I want to know what went on in his mind, what steps he took in creating the work, what happy accidents happened, and so on. The only images I'm interested in are his original concept (which only he saw) and the "finished" artifact. What happens to it after the work is abandoned is accidental vandalim, except in the extremely rare case of a work where the artist intends for its accidental vandalism to happen.

      I want to see it as the artist saw it at death or abandonment, not after its accidental vandalism.

      -mcgrew

      *"Da Vinci" means "of Vinci:", where he was from. His name was Leonardo, but laymen refer to him as "Da Vinci".

      PS: WTF is it with a one hour four minute "slow down cowboy?" For God's sake, there have been five storied posted since I last commented! By the time this informed and (IMO) interesting comment is posted, there will be no moderation, leaving it at the AC0. Is this /.'s attempt to make me log on? I don't even know my damned password! ...ok now it's 1 hr 7 minutes. And most of the other comments are jokes, ignorant layman rants, or offtopic. Madness, I say, madness!

    10. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by HungSoLow · · Score: 1

      It turns out that Mona Lisa's smile is not mysterious at all, and is easily explained by the small microscopic bacteria in the painting, causing the paint to deform in just the right way. It's as though a thousand art lovers cried out in pain.

    11. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Amouth · · Score: 1

      oh i enjoyed it when i saw it.. although i think i got more amussement out of the people videotaping it than i did the painting..

      they don't let you get close enought to it to proppery appreciate it.. infact when i was there you had to be 20+ feet away from it.. and it was sitting in thi huge almost valut thing with a window.. kinda pointless in my mind.. far more exciting things to see there..

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    12. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      oh i enjoyed it when i saw it.. although i think i got more amussement out of the people videotaping it than i did the painting..

      they don't let you get close enought to it to proppery appreciate it.. infact when i was there you had to be 20+ feet away from it.. and it was sitting in thi huge almost valut thing with a window.. kinda pointless in my mind.. far more exciting things to see there.. 20 feet? Yikes, it's worse than I thought... then again, they do have a bit of a theft problem with that one.
      But I guess if you still enjoyed it, you're not "most people"... good for you ;-)

      I'm sure there's far more fascinating things to see all over the Louvre, but it's one of those things, you just HAVE to go do that. It's like visiting New York and not going to the top of the Empire State building, it's anathema.
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    13. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      I bet he re-wrote a version of Linux to look like a Commodore-64 :-)

    14. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by smoker2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      That painting is actually the first representation of Bukakke, but they cleaned it up before exhibition.

    15. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by niktemadur · · Score: 1

      There is something to be said about a painting's appeal over the ages AS it ages.

      The proper term for what you're describing is patina. I'd like to add an interesting twist to it.

      In the early nineties, I visited a town's monastery in central Mexico, where art students were restoring a 1820's mural by the painter Eugenio Tres Guerras (literally, Eugene Three Wars), a rendition of the Final Judgment. The lower half of the mural, within arm's reach, represented a cross-section of catacombs, painted mostly in black hues, except for a long sequence of skeletal remains.

      For a century and a half, the devout had come to this monastery with knives to carve petitions in the mural, scraping flakes of black paint to reveal the white plaster underneath - "Help my sick child", "Bless our marriage", etc - think of it as catholic graffiti, much of it more than a century old.

      The restoration approach really made my day: the art students were carefully painting over the carvings with slightly lighter hues, so that if one were standing several meters away, the overall scope of the artwork could be appreciated with no visual noise, but by standing very close to the walls and making a slight effort, the carved petitions could be read. The idea behind this approach is that the carvings have become an integral part of the mural itself and should not be lost.

      As for the upper half of the mural, students in scaffolding were applying standard restoration techniques.

      The aging of the painting adds to the significance of the work as a whole doesn't it?

      Not always. Another of Da Vinci's masterworks, The Last Supper, has gone through horrific circumstances and the latest attempt to rescue it is, IMO, right on target, even as there is quite a bit of controversy around it: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Last_Supper_(Leonardo)

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    16. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Amouth · · Score: 1

      well i wasn't there as most people where.. i was there as part of Art School - i spent 6 months over there and we went often to look at and compare the diffrent styles..

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    17. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by vistic · · Score: 1

      I don't think he is talking about restoring the Mona Lisa back to mint condition. He would create something he believes approximates the original on a computer. I don't think anyone would allow him to drastically just paint over the Mona Lisa. Even normal restorations just fill in cracks and try to match what's currently there, I think.

    18. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by kaizokuace · · Score: 1

      she was licking her lips and when it was modified for public display da vinci's cover up made that elusive smile appear.

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    19. Re:Historical Significance to the art world by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      There is something to be said about a painting's appeal over the ages AS it ages. If it's restored beyond a certain point won't we lose some historical context for the pieces and the methods used?

      There's something to be said for "oldness" under some circumstances, yes, but if anything, historical context would be re-gained.

      Personally, I'd like to see half this much attention being paid to Leonardo's painting of John the Baptist in the next room over, which is greatly superior in my opinion.

      (Yes, I mean the Leonardo one, not the "Bacchus/John the Baptist" one that can't be certainly ascribed to Leonardo, though that's also significantly better than the Mona Lisa.)

  6. Re:First Post? by BlowHole666 · · Score: 1

    You did't get the first post...I did.

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  7. link by kharchenko · · Score: 3, Funny

    240 megapixels and you link to a CNN article? Show me the pixels!

    1. Re:link by necro2607 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I want too downlaod teh pixesl!! :D

    2. Re:link by Reziac · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I want to see this guy's "restored to original" image -- anyone got a link?

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    3. Re:link by the.WZA · · Score: 1

      Not exactly what you asked for but better than CNN: http://www.lumiere-technology.com/Pages/News/news3.htm

  8. Re:First Post? by Analog+Squirrel · · Score: 1

    Yep - gotta move faster than that. Ah well. Still a bit underwhelmed.

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  9. Forget her face... by EmbeddedJanitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    Let's see all her skin tone!

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    1. Re:Forget her face... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's see all her skin tone!


      Here ya go
  10. how much? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Mona Lisa, masterpiece
    A painting, badly damaged
    Gentlemen, we can rebuild her
    We have the technology
    We have the capability ...
    Mona Lisa is that painting
    Better than she was before
    Brighter - Truer colors - Anatomically Complete

    1. Re:how much? by objekt · · Score: 1

      That, my anonymous friend, is the six million dollar question.

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    2. Re:how much? by steveo777 · · Score: 1

      I'm more interested in whether or not it will blend.

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  11. Doctor Who "City of Death" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 4, Funny

    Did he find "THIS IS A FAKE" written on the canvas in felt tipped marker under all that paint?

    1. Re:Doctor Who "City of Death" by Notquitecajun · · Score: 1

      DANGIT!! I logged on here SPECIFICALLY to make this joke. I see the words "Mona Lisa" and I go straight to "City of Death."

    2. Re:Doctor Who "City of Death" by RealGrouchy · · Score: 1

      Did he find "THIS IS A FAKE" written on the canvas in felt tipped marker under all that paint? He didn't need to--the Mona Lisa is painted on poplar, not canvas.

      (I know, buzzkill, etc.)

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    3. Re:Doctor Who "City of Death" by rastoboy29 · · Score: 1

      Nope.  The Mona Lisa is painted on wood.

    4. Re:Doctor Who "City of Death" by jnaujok · · Score: 2, Informative

      Hey, in City of Death, the Doctor specifically says/writes, "Never mind the mess on the panels..." He never refers to it as canvas. I know this having recently watched the episode waiting for this exact "mistake".

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  12. The Old Masters by OhHellWithIt · · Score: 3, Informative
    Everyone goes on so about the Mona Lisa, etc., that I have to throw in this commentary of Twain's from The Innocents Abroad (Source: enotes.com):

    I have got enough of the old masters! Brown says he has "shook" them, and I think I will shake them, too. You wander through a mile of picture galleries and stare stupidly at ghastly old nightmares done in lampblack and lightning, and listen to the ecstatic encomiums of the guides, and try to get up some enthusiasm, but it won't come.

    He goes on at length here, down around page 190.

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    1. Re:The Old Masters by Smordnys+s'regrepsA · · Score: 0

      Kids theses days...
      I guess they didn't respect their elders in Twain's time, either.

      So, my turn...
      I'm not a fan of Twain's writing. It's out dated. We shouldn't care about him, there are plenty of writers that are much better - and still living! The man couldn't even spell properly, and he was proud of that fact!
      /sarcasm?

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  13. Bitmap compressed to 2 bytes by dkoulomzin · · Score: 5, Funny

    :|

    That's a kickass compressor.

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    1. Re:Bitmap compressed to 2 bytes by n0g · · Score: 1

      Damn you. Lost a mouthful of good Scotch.

      +1 Expectorated

    2. Re:Bitmap compressed to 2 bytes by AeroIllini · · Score: 1

      Compressing a bitmap that much is easy.

      It's decompressing that's the problem.

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  14. Context is LOST through degradation, not gained! by Scrameustache · · Score: 5, Interesting

    He believes he can reconstruct the painting's original skin tones.
    There is something to be said about a painting's appeal over the ages AS it ages. If it's restored beyond a certain point won't we lose some historical context for the pieces and the methods used?
    I'm not saying I wouldn't love to see a print of what it looked like "originally" but the aging of the painting adds to the significance of the work as a whole doesn't it? If so wouldn't things like thing cheapen the priceless nature of these pieces? No, no, NO! No it doesn't.
    DAMN no!

    Oh my god. Seriously, what you're saying is that a worn VHS is better than a remastered DVD.
    Worse, you're somehow thinking that we'll lose the historical context... as if restoration would eliminate the millions of pages detailing that context or the millions of reproductions of the work in its aged state.

    The degradation, I'll have you know, is what causes the loss of historical context.
    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.
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  15. Ouch!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Cotte surmises that the painted figure's eyebrows and eyelashes probably disappeared due to poor cleaning at some point in the past."

    Maybe she should heave tried Noxema !!

  16. One slight problem by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 5, Funny

    How do they explain the words "THIS IS A FAKE" written in felt tip marker underneath all that aged paint?

    1. Re:One slight problem by devaudio · · Score: 1

      Score three points for the Doctor Who reference!

    2. Re:One slight problem by randalware · · Score: 1


      We have to start a search for the other copies.

      And if you meet Romana, give her my number.

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  17. In other news by Experiment+626 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Slashdot researcher CowboyNeal has used the same 240 megapixel camera and advanced imaging techniques to reveal the history of the goatsecx picture.

    1. Re:In other news by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Slashdot researcher CowboyNeal has used the same 240 megapixel camera and advanced imaging techniques to reveal the history of the goatsecx picture.

      I think it was this user that had posted to their journal a link to the original gallery from which goatse was taken... (turns out it was a foot what done it).
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    2. Re:In other news by Tablizer · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think it was this user that had posted to their journal a link to the original gallery from which goatse was taken...

      Holy cow, there's actually a growing field of Goatsetologists?

  18. Ironic advertisment by amstrad · · Score: 4, Funny

    "Cotte surmises that the painted figure's eyebrows and eyelashes probably disappeared due to poor cleaning..."

    I found it amusing that the ad I got while reading the article was for Botox...

  19. The REAL question is by zappepcs · · Score: 4, Funny

    would restoring the Mona Lisa to her original glory be in violation of the DMCA? Mother nature has specifically encoded the particles of the painting into their current state. Disassembling those particles or re-arranging them to unlock the original content seems to contravene explicit provisions of the DMCA.

    While the rest of the world may enjoy Leonardo's original work, here in the US we simply will not tolerate such abashed attacks on the copyrights of Leonardo. What do you mean copyright has expired? Ok, give us one more congressional session (and a couple pleasure boat cruises) and we will have that fixed.

    1. Re:The REAL question is by ShiNoKaze · · Score: 1

      As much as I'm sure you're kidding, the suck thing is that his "remastering" probably will fall under the DMCA. :(

  20. Pascal Cotte? by FlopEJoe · · Score: 1

    It was written in Pascal? I knew the language was old but didn't realize it was /that/ old.

  21. Online pictures with the original skintones? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has the researcher published online pictures with the original skintones? I was interested to see what they looked like, but couldn't turn anything up with a quick Google search.

  22. Brows/lashes wiped off? by EvilGrin5000 · · Score: 4, Funny

    According to the article, there's a postulation that a curator or restorer might have accidentally cleaned off the eyebrows and eyelashes.

    FTA

    "And if you look closely at the eye of 'Mona Lisa' you can clearly see that the cracks around the eye have slightly disappeared, and that may be explained that one day a curator or restorer cleaned the eye, and cleaning the eye, removed, probably removed the eyelashes and eyebrow," he said.

    Why would a single pigment/color disappear?
    Weren't colors back then all made with the same base? In that case, why would only the eyebrows disappear and nothing else shows a smudge from whatever cleaning agent it was used? (if this is the case).

    Not to mention that I would have loved to be there for THAT occasion:

    Owner: "Can you get this thing cleaned up for me?"
    Curator: "Sure thing mister, I'm a professional."
    Owner: "It's priceless you know..."
    Curator: "I'll take good care of it."
    Curator starts the restoration from the eyes and accidentally wipes off eyebrows and eyelashes.
    Curator: "Fuck!"
    Curator: "Well... maybe if I get the eyes soaked in enough oil to not crack for 500 years, no one will notice."
    Owner gets back.
    Owner: "Hmm... look at them eyes! They're awesome!"
    Owner: "There's something different about her, is it her smile?"
    Curator: "I'm just a restorer, but yeah, er... she looks mysterious."
    Owner: "Nice eyes though!"

    So much speculation...

    --
    A black cat crossing your path signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -- Groucho Marx
    1. Re:Brows/lashes wiped off? by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

      Why would a single pigment/color disappear? Because it was applied on the very last layer.
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      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:Brows/lashes wiped off? by complete+loony · · Score: 1

      Mr Bean strikes again...

      --
      09F91102 no, 455FE104 nope, F190A1E8 uh-uh, 7A5F8A09 that's not it, C87294CE no. Ah! 452F6E403CDF10714E41DFAA257D313F.
  23. Where do I download it!?!?!?!? by Tatisimo · · Score: 1

    That was my first thought. I've been scanning stuff at high resolution and downloading high res pictures for a while to carefully look at them, and this is like a dream come true. Now if they make it available to the public, I can die a happy man.

    --
    Give Kashyyyk back to the Wookies
    1. Re:Where do I download it!?!?!?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I do Fine Art Reproduction professionally and there are better cameras (or scanbacks) available. We shoot at ~390 megapixels using a 4x5 large format camera and specialized digital scanback.

      ...But don't plan on taking one home, the digital scanback alone costs ~$30,000 (USD), and a single exposure takes around 10 minutes!!

    2. Re:Where do I download it!?!?!?!? by Fallingcow · · Score: 1

      We really need a repository of super-high-quality scans of artwork like this.

      Maybe it shouldn't be open to the public since the bandwidth usage might be insane (at least for now) but I should be able to go look at the copies on a PC at the nearest public university, and save them to my laptop if I want.

      I can't speak for everyone, but very high quality scans with some commentary on things to look at/for in the painting would make me much more likely to be interested in seeing the original. Paintings with no context suck for the vast majority of us who have little or no art training and don't know that the use of X color in the top right quadrant of such-and-such painting is significant, but only because it was painted during the fourth Crusade, etc, and that the itty-bitty brush stroke there just off center is somehow significant (and INVISIBLE on low-quality, readily-available pics online), but unfortunately that's how most museums seem to display their paintings, just a title, year, and painter's name, maybe one paragraph.

      Give me good scans with a bit of commentary, and I'll be more likely to pay to visit your art museum. In the mean time, I'll stick to the ancient art displays, which seem to usually have more explanatory text for some reason, and the times of which I've studied more than those of medieval and renaissance stuff. Decent-quality art books are obscenely expensive and usually so (necessarily) large that they are delicate, and threaten to fall apart quickly with use. This stuff's long been in the public domain. Let's make it available.

    3. Re:Where do I download it!?!?!?!? by Black+Copter+Control · · Score: 1

      We shoot at ~390 megapixels using a 4x5 large format camera and specialized digital scanback.
      390 megapixels is fine -- but is it just an RGB scan, or a full over-spectrum scan like for this article?

      I've got a 10MegaPixel Point & Shoot camera that takes crap pictures compared to my 8MegaPixel SLR.

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      OS Software is like love: The best way to make it grow is to give it away.
  24. Amusing by Peyna · · Score: 1

    I find it amusing that the "changes" to the painting that people don't like they attribute to outside sources instead of the artist. Who is to say he isn't the one that made those changes while he was painting the work? I'm not really a fan of looking behind works of art to see how they were created and what ideas the artist didn't like or covered over. The artist only intended for us to see the final layer of paint, and he hid the others from view intentionally.

    On the other hand, it does make artists more human, in that we can see they didn't paint it the way they wanted perfectly the first time.

    --
    What?
  25. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by DocSavage64109 · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    What about an old black & white film versus a new remastered & colorized film? I'll admit they can sometimes do it subtly and well, but many times it looks horribly fake.

  26. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by sjaguar · · Score: 1

    A movie that is originally filmed in black & white is not quite the same fill when it is colorized (sometimes it is better, sometimes it is worse). Remastering (if done well), generally does not detract from the film.

    --
    If at first you don't succeed, call it version 1.0.
  27. You can see the restored colors here by zeoslap · · Score: 5, Informative

    His company, and the restored colors can be seen here

    1. Re:You can see the restored colors here by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

      How odd, it last made the news precisely 364 days ago.

    2. Re:You can see the restored colors here by monkeyfromx · · Score: 1

      They could spare a few of those megapixels for the images on their website. My eyes are still burning.

  28. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by meringuoid · · Score: 2, Interesting
    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.

    Historically they were colourful, but that context was lost through whitewash.

    Literally. Cromwell has a whole lot to answer for.

    --
    Real Daleks don't climb stairs - they level the building.
  29. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Chandon+Seldon · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Restoring something to the way it was initially experienced is different from trying to enhance it beyond what it originally was.

    Both are culturally beneficial, but the enhancement is more like a new work than an authentic reproduction of the old work.

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    -- The act of censorship is always worse than whatever is being censored. Always.
  30. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by steelfood · · Score: 1

    I don't know...they recently renovated an old, gothic-style church near where I live, and it's still gray and bleak.

    --
    "If a nation expects to be ignorant and free in a state of civilization, it expects what never was and never will be."
  31. He has uploaded it to Flickr, right? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hasn't he?

  32. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Autonomous+Crowhard · · Score: 2, Insightful
    So you're in favor of colorizing black and white films?

    a) The VHS/DVD argument is garbage because there are more than one of them and you cannot physically change one into the other.

    b) How do you know that the restoration has returned the item to it's original luster. What if it was originally painted in dull tones, but today's experts say they used bright tones back then. Which leads to...

    c) If the restoration is screwed up the item is lost. Forever.

    Sure we have loads of information and reproductions of the original but, as this study shows, there are always new ways to gain more information from the original. If restorations are performed how do you know if new information is about the painting or the restoration techniques. Also, think of the statues the Taliban destroyed in 2001. Sure they can be recreated, but who knows what has been lost with the original.

  33. Somebody has something wrong by bfree · · Score: 4, Interesting
    From tfa:

    The device scanned a 240-million pixel image using 13 light spectrums, including ultra-violet and infrared.
    The resulting ultra-high resolution photograph of 150,000 dots per inch
    150,000 dpi is a lot! As best I can tell the Mona Lisa is about 30 * 21 inches or 630 square inches which at 150,000 dpi would yield a 14.175 terapixel image, just 60,000 times the claimed 240 megapixels! 240 million pixels would be only 617 dpi! I suppose the other possibilities include his "camera" was taking 150dpi, 240 million pixel images in which case he must have taken about 59,000 shots to produce a full 150,000 dpi image of the picture. I guess this is conceivable taking a shot every 0.1 inches?
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    Never underestimate the dark side of the Source

    1. Re:Somebody has something wrong by jaimegarcia · · Score: 0
      From http://www.lumiere-technology.com/

      Imagine on a huge 165 cm (65 inch) plasma screen, a master-work from your collection revealed at 240 Mega Pixels definition from UV to Infrareds and compared side by side with the original thanks to the astonishing results of its multispectral digitization ! The 240 Mega Pixels refer only to the screen where the image is shown, not the file itself or the camera.
    2. Re:Somebody has something wrong by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Documentation on the camera itself clears this up: It's 12,000 pixels by 20,000 rows (the CCD is linear and has a stepping motor). The resolution is actually size independent since it scans like a camera from a distance (it really is more of a scanner than a camera, despite using a lens).

      My guess is the 150,000dpi number is a maximum resolution if the right lens is used (and would be of an object much smaller than the Mona Lisa).

    3. Re:Somebody has something wrong by jubei · · Score: 1

      Perhaps they meant 150,000 dots per square inch, which works out to 387 dots per linear inch.

    4. Re:Somebody has something wrong by Smauler · · Score: 1

      The resulting photo is 150000 dpi, not the scan from what I understand. And yes, I agree it is a stupid way to phrase it. The scanning technology is more important.

    5. Re:Somebody has something wrong by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      > 150,000 dpi is a lot!

      You can't really make a decent comparison without knowing at how much DPI reality runs.

      --
      What a depressingly stupid machine.
  34. I think it's sad looking at all the changes by netglen · · Score: 1

    I'll never understand why somebody would spend so much time trying to perfect art. He should have just left it alone instead of kept redoing parts and details of the painting. I'm not trying to compare the two as equals, but it's like George Lucas screwing around with the original Star Wars movies. Leave your original work alone and move on to bigger and better projects.

    1. Re:I think it's sad looking at all the changes by Sammy+Aran · · Score: 1

      You obviously aren't a perfectionist. And considering this is one of his most famous paintings, I can't believe you suggested that he drop touch ups for "bigger and better projects." Obviously all the work he put into it was a total waste of time /scoff Original drafts are never perfect--something I've learned in English class. And for God's sake, I understand what you're trying to do with your simile, but never compare the Mona Lisa to Star Wars again.

  35. Restoration VS Colourization by Valacosa · · Score: 1

    Those are two different things entirely. "Restoration" is the process of making the art look like what it originally looked like. But the black and white films of the first half of the 20th century were also black and white when they came out.

    Here's another example for you:

    Restoration - re-releasing Star Wars on DVD, with video and audio copied from the original except visual/audio flaws and artifacts have been removed.

    Crapification - re-releasing Star Wars on DVD, except there's all this CG crap in the background that wasn't there before.

    See the difference?

    --
    "Live as if you'll die tomorrow." Ridiculous. You could die later today.
    1. Re:Restoration VS Colourization by Scrameustache · · Score: 2, Funny

      Restoration - re-releasing Star Wars on DVD, with video and audio copied from the original except visual/audio flaws and artifacts have been removed.
      Crapification - re-releasing Star Wars on DVD, except there's all this CG crap in the background that wasn't there before. Han shot first! :D
      --

      You can't take the sky from me...

    2. Re:Restoration VS Colourization by jimicus · · Score: 1

      Crapification - re-releasing Star Wars on DVD, except there's all this CG crap in the background that wasn't there before.

      IME the big problem that's introduced with the CGI isn't so much "I don't like it because I saw the original". It's where you see the original with a set which wobbles when a character sits down too fast and the spaceship is obviously a model, cutting to visually stunning shots which look really shiny and polished. It's just such a jar that the willing suspension of disbelief crumbles.

    3. Re:Restoration VS Colourization by Oktober+Sunset · · Score: 1

      actually, if you look at the CG infected star wars, it's the CG crap that stands out as looking like dogshit, just watch em, that stupid band in jabbas palace look like cartoons, even who framed rodger rabbit looks better, and the stupid desert worm thing, it's stupid CG beak looks like a joke, ditto Episode 4 jabba, I'd rather see the fat guy. All the CG looks terrible, textures looks like shit, reflections n lighting all wrong, It's flashy, but it doesn't look like real objects at all.

  36. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    What about an old black & white film versus a new remastered & colorized film? If you restore the colorized version to its original black and white, that applies.
    If you modify the original to modernize it, you're comparing apples to cement mixers.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  37. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    So you're in favor of colorizing black and white films? Was the original work in color? No? Then why the fuck would you think that applies?

    Seriously, I say "restore to original", you parse that as "modify to look like a newer technique".
    No, that was done a lot to many works in the past, and it is definitely not even remotely similar to restoring the work to the original.

    You need to find some way to learn logic. I don't know how you can go about doing that, but you really need to find out.
    --

    You can't take the sky from me...

  38. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    I don't know...they recently renovated an old, gothic-style church near where I live, and it's still gray and bleak. Exactly what I was saying: lost.
    The newer ones were made to look like the degraded state of the older ones, because the context of the originals was lost.

    I also think that the ruins of the great pyramids of Egypt ought to be restored to their shiny white polished original state. There's no reason to let them degrade further, nor to keep them in the dilapidated state in which they were rediscovered, as if that coincidental level of degradation was somehow sacred.
    But considering the horrors that the government of Egypt have erected around them to facilitate the tourist trade, I wouldn't put my faith in them to do it right.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  39. correct by trb · · Score: 1, Troll

    I ran a gamma and white point correction on a scan of the Mona Lisa too, but I wasn't clever enough to issue a press release.

  40. Fixed it for ya by timeOday · · Score: 3, Funny
  41. Maybe Da Vinci removed them by swestcott · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Maybe he did not like the way it looked and removed them himself is there any way to know I am not a painter but could this not be a possibility?

    God way to sell his service though and how does one get permision to scan somthing like this?

    1. Re:Maybe Da Vinci removed them by jimicus · · Score: 1

      how does one get permision to scan somthing like this?

      Well, at a rough guess you could try approaching the gallery first...

  42. Unlike other restorations by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you consider that other restorations, e.g. the Acropolis in Athens, have replaced original art with castings (with the originals on display in the new museum nearby), and missing or damaged stone with new---

    (I suppose after another hundred years of reconstruction the Parthenon will be entirely a replica.)

    The next step will be to replace the painting in the Louvre with a reconstruction and move the original to the d'Orsay.

  43. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by samkass · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I owned a stone house in Pittsburgh when I lived there. I thought I'd bought a gray stone house, but when it needed repointing and got spray-washed, I discovered I owned a yellow, red, tan, and generally pretty interestingly-colored stone house. The stones had just all turned gray because of the soot through the 20th century. So it doesn't always turn out like that.

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    E pluribus unum
  44. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think what the GP meant by historical context is that the aged look actually shows what the object of art has gone though over the centuries. For example, would the Parthenon or the Roman Colosseum still have the same attraction if it were as pristine as it were built yesterday? Should the Parthenon be rebuilt by adding walls and roof?

  45. 1600*2388px here... by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    The most hi-res (unrestored) image I could find was this:

    http://abm-enterprises.net/artgall2/monalisa.jpg

  46. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Stooshie · · Score: 1

    ... The degradation, I'll have you know, is what causes the loss of historical context ...

    No, no, NO! No it doesn't.
    DAMN no!

    As an example, it was only the degradation of the Turin Shroud that gave us the historical context that proved it was fake. (infiltration of pollen from the wrong area etc...)

    --
    America, Home of the Brave. ... .and the Squaw.
  47. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Chris+Mattern · · Score: 1

    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.


    And people also think ancient Greco-Roman sculpture and architecture--which were painted in vivid colors--were all pure white marble, to the point of creating pure white marble sculpture and architecture in imitation of their models.

    Chris Mattern
  48. Also, a large detail of the eyes by KlaymenDK · · Score: 1

    Also, a large detail of the eyes is provided by Wikipedia:

    http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/2e/Mona_Lisa_detail_eyes.jpg

  49. How convenient by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A guy claims that something is missing from one of the most famous pieces of art in the history of the western world, and he thinks HE can "fix" it. Is it not obvious that this guy is trying to leave a mark (literally) on classical art by putting his personal touches on an existing masterpiece?

    Surely, if he can "fix" the Mona Lisa, he could just as easily make a print and fix THAT to show the world what it might have really looked like, instead of mussing up the original based on little more than speculative theory.

  50. This Just In! by PPH · · Score: 2, Funny
    The Mona Lisa appears to have been painted on top of a 'Dogs Playing Poker' masterpiece.

    Attempts to restore the original are now underway.

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    Have gnu, will travel.
  51. Oh man...this is a joke waiting to happen by kannibul · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I mean, think of the possiblities for a joke here... David Hasslehofe anyone? Sounds like a Conan O'Brian skit waiting to happen... lol

    1. Re:Oh man...this is a joke waiting to happen by kannibul · · Score: 1

      Sorry, spelling error - Hasselhoff

  52. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by uniquename72 · · Score: 0

    Seriously, what you're saying is that a worn VHS is better than a remastered DVD. I'll disagree, both with the opinion and with the example.

    What I find fascinating about old art is that you can see the actual brushstrokes of the master. When a painting is restored, someone else adds paint over the old brushstrokes. No matter how careful they are to replicate the original, the new stroke is still in someone else's hand. Why not just look at a poster/replica of the original?

    The DVD example fails because a DVD is a mass-produced product. Improve it all you want -- who cares? A better example would be if someone refilmed the lost scenes from Metropolis based on the story boards and spliced the new scenes into the one remaining print.

    That would be as fucked as having a shiny new Sistine ceiling, with paint applied by someone other than Michaelangelo -- which is what we have now.

    Cleaning is fine -- 'restoring' is not.
  53. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Blowing statues to pieces is hardly restoration. That you would reference that is strange.

  54. Did the scans by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    reveal any evidence of hot grits?

  55. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by noidentity · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Thanks for your post. It made me realize just how much people are not interested in the actual work, but the sentimental value and charm of old worn things. Thinking of these works in pristine condition as being of greater historical value took me a few moments. Thanks.

  56. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Depending on where you are in the world, a lot of old churches were originally painted in bright colours and patterns inside. In many cases they've faded to the point of being almost invisible.

    Bit of a shame really. You can still see the evidence in some churches if you look closely.

  57. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by jimicus · · Score: 1

    Cleaning is fine -- 'restoring' is not.

    This is an age-old problem.

    Nothing lasts forever. Yet at the same time, nobody wants to lose a great masterpiece. What do you do?

  58. Prior Art by Nom+du+Keyboard · · Score: 1
    Many years ago, late 1970's IIRC, I saw where some well-funded person had performed a high resolution scan for it's time of Mona. You can imagine the technology they used at the time -- probably a good photographic negative, a drum scanner, and a computer mainframe.

    Anyway, using knowledge of how paint pigments aged, they took the image back in time to show what it most likely looked like when completed. Much nicer than the rather murky looking image we see today.

    I'd love to get a copy of that image now. I've seen the Mona Lisa in person, and prefer the version as it looked when Leonardo had just laid down the last brush stroke.

    --
    "It's the height of ridiculousness to say for those 9 lines you get hundreds of millions."
  59. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.


    And people also think ancient Greco-Roman sculpture and architecture--which were painted in vivid colors--were all pure white marble, to the point of creating pure white marble sculpture and architecture in imitation of their models. Exactly! It gives people a false context of history, and we shouldn't preserve that.
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  60. Everyone say it with me... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    IT'S A TRAP

    (sorry, just had to ;) )

  61. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    Thanks for your post. It made me realize just how much people are not interested in the actual work, but the sentimental value and charm of old worn things. Thinking of these works in pristine condition as being of greater historical value took me a few moments. Thanks. Hey, no problem! Glad I made someone think of something from a different perspective.
    For extra fun, next time a baby boomer tells you they liked the original Batman better than the new ones, tell them you too liked the black and white one where he fights an evil Japanese scientist and his nuclear cannon ;-)
    I like to inform them that the first one they saw was a parody, not the original. Context is crucial to all things.
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    You can't take the sky from me...

  62. Maybe it wasn't Leonardo's idea ;) by Moraelin · · Score: 5, Funny

    Who says it was Leonardo who couldn't stop. Let's face it, if it went anything like modern project management in a lot of places, it would be more like:

    Act 1:

    Leonardo's PHB: Good news Leonardo! We've won the preliminary round of talks with Francesco del Giocondo for a painting! Now he'll only want a time and cost estimate, and a tech demo to help him make up his mind!
    Leonardo: Great! Did he say _what_ he wants painted? How big? I mean, the cost and time depends on that.
    Leonardo's PHB: Now, now, Leonardo... what did I tell you about scaring the customers with that kind of technical questions? Get working on that demo already, and we'll ask for more details after he sees it.
    Leonardo: Hmm, ok, WTH, I'll just paint the castle then...
    Leonardo's PHB: That's the spirit!

    Act 2:

    Leonardo's PHB: Sad to say, Mr del Giocondo wasn't impressed with your demo. He said it was too sketchy and lacking any detail, but luckily the VP of Marketing managed to convince him to give you another chance.
    Leonardo: Whoa there, you said he wanted a demo, not a full painting. Of course it's sketchy!
    Leonardo's PHB: Now, now, we're not at assigning blame. What matters is that we get the contract, right?
    Leonardo: Right. I guess I'll go back to painting the castle, then.
    Leonardo's PHB: Oh, right, I forgot to mention that. He thinks that it doesn't quite fit what he had in mind, so he'll want it changed to a lake.
    Leonardo: Ah well, I'll just get a fresh canvas then.
    Leonardo's PHB: Not so fast, we don't have the budget for a new painting. You'll have to change the demo from a castle to a lake.
    Leonardo: You're kidding, right? I mean, seriously...
    Leonardo's PHB: Do I look like I'm kidding? I already promised the CEO it'll be ready in half the time of a new demo.
    Leonardo: Oh, for fuck's sake...

    Act 3:

    Leonardo's PHB: Good news, Leonardo. Francesco was pleased, now he wants to see how the lake looks as a background for a woman's portrait.
    Leonardo: Let me guess, he wants her painted _over_ the lake, because someone told him it'll be cheaper, right?
    Leonardo's PHB: Well, duh, of course.
    Leonardo: So when does he send this woman here, so I can paint her?
    Leonardo's PHB: Who said anything about doing the final product already? You're just supposed to do another demo, so he can see if that's what he wants. Just take any woman and paint her there.
    Leonardo: Grrr... Ok, I'll just paint my girlfriend, then.

    Act 4:

    Francesco del Giocondo: Ah, yes, Mr da Vinci, I presume. Yes, that's very interesting, indeed. See, the lake is exactly what I had in mind for the background, but what I actually want is a portrait of my wife, Lisa.
    Leonardo: Great. I'll just get a new canvas, and we can talk about what time should I start.
    Francesco del Giocondo: Wait, new canvas? I was assured that we can just change that bit in the demo. I mean, look at it, it looks almost ready...
    Leonardo's PHB: Yes, of course, Mr del Giocondo. No need to waste money on starting from scratch.
    Leonardo: Guys, that's crazy, that wasn't supposed to work that way.
    Francesco del Giocondo: Well, I see... I guess I'll have to find another painter, then.
    Leonardo's PHB: Leonardo, so help me God, if we lose this customer, I'll make sure you never work again in this city!
    Leonardo: Ok, ok, I'll just... ummm, make her a bit thinner then to match Mrs Gioconda. Right.
    Francesco del Giocondo: Oh, I'm so delighted we could reach an agreement.

    Act 5:

    (Several months later.)

    Mona Lisa: Hmm, no, those eyebrows just won't do... They'll have to go.
    Leonardo: Completely??
    Mona Lisa: Yes. My friend, Maria assures me that that's the latest fashion in Constantinople.
    Leonardo: But... but... you'll look like a radiotherapy patient without them.
    Mona Lisa: Mr da Vinci, I think you forget who's the customer here! No way I'm accepting this product as it is!
    Leonardo: Ah, ok, let me get my turpentine bottle then. Anything else?
    Mona Lisa: In fact,

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    1. Re:Maybe it wasn't Leonardo's idea ;) by Lobster+Quadrille · · Score: 1

      Too bad I burened up all my mod points earlier today. You may have just started a new inner-office chain letter.

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  63. But even more interesting than the eyebrows... by stormy_petral · · Score: 3, Funny

    But of even more interest than the eyebrows and lashes was the discovery a thin mustache and goatee...

  64. Do I look fat in this painting? by rs79 · · Score: 2, Funny

    "then along came Rubens who only painted fat chicks "

    They're not fat they're Ruebenesque.

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  65. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Aliks · · Score: 2, Insightful

    In fact da Vinci and all the artists of the time were well aware of the effects of aging on their work and took account of it.

    Their patrons wanted work that would remain interesting over several generations, so there are usually a lot of "subtexts" in the picture that will only be revealed by repeated viewing.

    Artist knew that the colours and varnishes they used would not finally "set" for some months or years so they had in mind a finished look that would not be achieved on day 1.

    The artists themselves were fascinated by the way the paintings would look under different lighting conditions and took advantage to make their works "living".

    Of course they didnt always get it right, and sometimes used experimental materials that did not last: The Last Supper degraded a lot during da Vinci's own lifetime.

  66. it's per SQUARE inch by RJBeery · · Score: 1

    150,000 pixels per square inch would put your numbers in the right order of magnitude...around 387 pixels per inch. -R

  67. Original skin tones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "He believes he can reconstruct the painting's original skin tones."

    Finally the world will see that she was a beautiful black woman, just like Jesus.

  68. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by DerekLyons · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Oh my god. Seriously, what you're saying is that a worn VHS is better than a remastered DVD.

    Actually, sometimes it is. A while back I saw a restored church - where the worn stone steps were replaced with new ones, and the worn and discolored pews treated similarly. The aged floor was carefully sanded down, covered with polyurethane and polished. etc... etc...
     
    It truly is a beautiful building - but today it looks like it never did historically, except maybe on the day it was completed. All historical context and evidence that it wasn't built yesterday - gone. Forever.
     
     

    The degradation, I'll have you know, is what causes the loss of historical context.

    The degradation also creates historical context. A few years ago I visited a restored colonial (America) era kitchen - and despite the great pains to make the new parts match the old in color, the new stood out glaringly to my eyes. Why? Because the old parts showed wear - you could see where people stood and worked because the evidence was preserved in brick and stone. The new looked like what it was, a museum piece rather than part of a living structure.
     
    Conservation and restoration to to fix building etc... in a single idealized state.

    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.

    Then why, historically, have they been illustrated as being nearly monochrome? That alone suggest that they weren't historically colorful, and that if they were it was for a brief time only.
  69. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Scrameustache · · Score: 1

    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments.

    Then why, historically, have they been illustrated as being nearly monochrome? That alone suggest that they weren't historically colorful, and that if they were it was for a brief time only. Have they? I can't readily recall any ancient illustrations of churches... You got any?
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  70. Missing Eyebrows by MrSteveSD · · Score: 1

    Yes, I think the original Groucho Marx eyebrows and moustache should be restored.

  71. Was Mr. Bean by any chance by ballpoint · · Score: 1

    involved in the cleaning ?

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  72. it still doesn't answer the most important questio by andreyvul · · Score: 1

    Was she a virgin or not?

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  73. Re:it still doesn't answer the most important ques by Plekto · · Score: 1

    Was she a virgin or not?
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    No, the clothes she is wearing were common for expecting women of her time. It's also probably who Leonardo might have made her cheeks look less round. There is some speculation that he tried to cover up the fact later in his life by altering the painting.

  74. Months != Generations! by mangu · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Their patrons wanted work that would remain interesting over several generations, ... Artist knew that the colours and varnishes they used would not finally "set" for some months


    In Leonardo's time, no one really knew about how artwork degrades over centuries. They did have access to artworks that were centuries old at the time, but they had no way to analyze how those works had been degraded over the years.


    All they knew was what they could remember over their lifetimes. It's only recently that we have developed tools for chemical and physical analysis that are accurate enough to allow us to extrapolate what we measure in the lab over several centuries.

    1. Re:Months != Generations! by stevenvi · · Score: 1

      Actually, if you take an art history class, you will learn that people had been making paintings designed to last for many centuries before da Vinci's time. Writing had been invented by the 1400's, so people were capable of sharing knowledge between generations.

    2. Re:Months != Generations! by mangu · · Score: 1
      Actually, if you take an art history class


      Actually, I *did* take an art history class in university. People did *not* bother to make their work last for generations before the 19th century.


      Sometimes they did use techniques that were long lasting, for instance using inks based on copper oxides instead of carbon black for writing, but that was just coincidence. People in the 16th century had no idea at all about chemical reactions and processes, how could they predict what would work over the centuries?


      Writing had been invented by the 1400's, so people were capable of sharing knowledge between generations.


      Sure, but the scientific method was invented by Galileo in the early 1600's. The ancient peoples never wrote a text like this: "Hello there, in the future centuries! This text is written in redundant versions, using different inks. Please use the ink in the last surviving version in order to guarantee that your own writings will survive for centuries!"


      Actually, which was the first text ever written for the future, as in several centuries? People before the 18th or 19th century never worried about the distant future at all. Their technology was so primitive that they were happy to survive into the next year.

    3. Re:Months != Generations! by Petrushka · · Score: 1

      Actually, which was the first text ever written for the future, as in several centuries? People before the 18th or 19th century never worried about the distant future at all. Their technology was so primitive that they were happy to survive into the next year.

      As so often, the Greeks did it first. Thoukydides, on the Peloponnesian War:

      But anyone who, on the evidence I have given, arrives at similar conclusions concerning past times, would not be far wrong; he would not be taken in, like the poets who exaggerate their fantasies, or historians who compile works more with a view to pleasing the ear than for truthfulness; their accounts cannot be checked; and as time passes, most of the facts are overwhelmed by myth. ... I have not chosen to write of actions carried out in the [Peloponnesian] War based on chance information or out of personal preference, but I have described only things that I either saw myself, or learned from others through the most careful and specific enquiry. My material was gained laboriously, as eye-witnesses of given events gave different accounts of them, whether because of memory or because they were biased to one side or the other.

      And it may be that the un-mythical character of these events will seem less pleasant to the ear. But anyone who wants to observe an accurate picture of events that have taken place and which will perhaps take place again in the future through the common human nature of such things: it will be enough if they can judge this material useful.

      This work is a possession for all time, rather than a prize composition to be heard once.

      -- Thoukydides 1.21-22

      (For what it's worth, I know a bloke who posted a copy of Thoukydides to Tony Blair shortly after the beginning of the aggression against Iraq, along with a letter to the effect that those who don't learn from history ... you know the rest.)

  75. Re:it still doesn't answer the most important ques by andreyvul · · Score: 1

    I was trying to be rhetorical, jokingly referring to getting laid.

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  76. Best abuse of billionaireism: by The+Creator · · Score: 1

    1. Buy the Mona Lisa.
    2. Turn it (back) into bukakke.

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  77. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Vellmont · · Score: 1


    b) How do you know that the restoration has returned the item to it's original luster.

    You don't. What we DO know is that todays version is wrong and faded. You seem to think there's only two states, right and wrong. In reality we can likely get closer to that original state.

    What if it was originally painted in dull tones, but today's experts say they used bright tones back then.

    What if todays experts said they used cheese instead of paint, and decided to cover it with cheese wiz? You can make up a lot of nonsense about something you don't know anything about.

    c) If the restoration is screwed up the item is lost. Forever.

    The thing is already "lost", in that it's not the way it was originally. If you can clean it up and not do any harm, what's the problem?

    Until you have any evidence that cleaning it up will do damage to it, kindly keep your mouth shut. Speculation based on speculation tells us nothing.

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  78. Aging? by madbawa · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Is it possible that Da Vinci, being the prolific inventor and genius that he was, could have painted the Mona Lisa such that the painting actually ages with time? The eyebrow and eyelash hair fallen or gone, wrinkles around the eyes and the smile becoming shorter could be signs that he actually painted it to age gradually.

  79. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by ben+there... · · Score: 1

    The degradation, I'll have you know, is what causes the loss of historical context.
    People think that old stone churches were always gray and foreboding buildings, when historically they were colorful, but that context was lost through erosion of the pigments. That's definitely true in this case. Even more interesting than the skin tones is the vibrant blue background, painted with "Lapis lazuli, the most expensive pigment to buy, actually more than 20.000 $ the Kg !", according to this page linked earlier.
  80. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There was an interesting exhibition on at a London gallery recently with an 18th century 'copy' of the Mona Lisa. Because it was painted using a different method (no thick layer of varnish etc) the colours survived much better. So, if it was an accurate copy, might give a good insight into how the original really looked before it dulled. Link. This shows that the original could have been much brighter, which changes a lot of the feel of the piece.

  81. Vasari wrote about the Mona Lisa's eyebrows by objekt · · Score: 1

    Begins at the bottom of this page, but the stuff about the eyebrows starts on the next page.

    http://www.jstor.org/view/00076287/ap020301/02a00030/0

    Giorgio Vasari (July 30, 1511 - June 27, 1574) was an Italian painter and architect, known for his famous biographies of Italian artists.

    He would have seen the Mona Lisa when it was relatively new.

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  82. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by lokispundit · · Score: 1

    It was the same whenever they would spray-wash the Cathedral of Learning. I though the building was grey/black. They cleaned it off in around '99 and it was actually a tan/yellow, and really quite beautiful.

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  83. Re:Context is LOST through degradation, not gained by Bearhouse · · Score: 1

    So true, so sad. Interesting parallel today, since "wine, women & song", http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wine,_women_and_song, are among the many things banned by extremists, (both Jewish & Muslim extremists, and others, of course).

    No wonder the 'joyful' religions, such as 'modern' evangelists are gaining ground...

    Apart from the cultural barbarism, (viz. Taliban destruction of historic works, Communists *everywhere*), what's the chance of creating a better world 'down here' when the deal imposed by these false prophets is suffering 'now', in exchange for a better life 'later, up there'. Urm, I'll take my self-made paradise now, thanks.