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  1. portable live video on Archos' Upgraded AV500 Jukebox Detailed · · Score: -1

    of me bathing Cowboi Kneel in grits - what could be better?

    Well I guess a good snuff film of me killing Michael might be better, but other than that...

  2. Re:-1 sexist on Epson's Female Printer · · Score: -1

    Rick James seems to enjoy it, bitch.

  3. Re:I'm there! on FreeBSD Based Live CDs · · Score: -1

    Sir - I recommend you try Ninnle Linux. It has all that BSD offers and more. And why is it interesting that some random slashbot is going to try BSD?

  4. Re:The CIA always had the edge in technology on How The CIA Duped The Soviets' Line X Network · · Score: -1

    For the record, they stole that software. It's by definition not terrorism if it is stolen by your cold war opponent. You typical commie faggot - take your Stalinist fetish and cram it with walnuts.

  5. Re:Spammers aren't the only ones on In (Sort Of) Defense of Spammers · · Score: 0, Insightful

    It seems funny that most liberals feel that drug dealers are just following the laws of supply and demand; but tobacco companies are evil and fraudulent and should be burned to the ground. Why is that? Oh I know - big tobacco gives to the republicans (and Gore who owned a tobacco farm at one point), while drug dealers, like most criminals, are heavily Democratic.

  6. Re:50 years from now... on SpaceShipOne Rockets To 68,000 Feet · · Score: -1

    You are correct. Former President Clinton withdrew the inspectors due to Iraqs continual non-compliance with the UN resolutions and the cease-fire agreed to after the 1st Gulf War. President Clinton then launched a series of air strikes against Iraq. So I ask, where were all the hippies crying about dead Iraqi civilians then?

  7. Re:Lack of Apple roadmaps is frustrating on G5 PowerBook "Challenge" · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I'll tell you who cares about a roadmap - virtually every corporate, government, or large education buyer on the planet. I know all the koolaid drinkers love Steve's little games, and don't care about Apple's gestapo tactics towards anyone who says anything about their plans. But grown-ups who actually plan ahead and do multi-year budgets and IT plans need to know what is coming. You want to know why people buy Dells and Intel chips - because those guys put out a roadmap to the big customers. (The fact that Intel has taken to lying their asses off about the actual time scale for rolling out chips is another matter) That way, if I am a fortune 500 company trying to decided on my 3 year desktop replacement budget and plan, I have something to base it on. Corporate buyers are not going to base million dollar decisions on what macrumors or clarus-cornhole.com says Steve will announce to the cult at the next big Expo. OS X is a great OS, and the new G5 chip is a big step forward. But no one who does decent planning can afford to play magic 8 ball with their future plans.

  8. Re:Well, they can.... on Military DNA Registry Used in Criminal Case · · Score: -1

    to repeat something I am sure you hear all the time, fuck you michael, fuck you in your stupid ass. You arrogant pussy - nice of you to drop in on this conversation. Why don't you speak up everytime you put in a duplicate post for the 5th time or make yet another spelling mistake. Cockstain.

  9. Re:Universal Service Fund on Cable Modem Tax Proposed by FCC · · Score: -1

    of course, that proding by the government results in distorted markets, which is one reason why cell coverage and tech is so much farther behind here in the US than in europe/japan. Thus the whole point of competition and letting markets set prices. Instead of the government spending billions of everyone's dollars to run wires everywhere, wireless tech in the US would have advanced much more quickly. But when the government decides, the decision is not made based on long term thinking or fairness, it is based on the votes of some congressmen from the rural areas. For more recent examples, see the pork-filled farm bill of 2002.

  10. last FP on Quantum Computing Programming Language · · Score: -1
    The Last FP


    I'm leaving now, this stank urine-filled toilet will see me no more. I have enjoyed my time mindlessly crapflooding and trolling here. I started reading the site years ago, back when it actually had some remotely interesting stories and comments on a daily basis. Now it is all inside jokes about Micro$haft ROFL!!!!!!11111 and lame knee-jerk liberal remarks about how the government/M$/Red Hat/Echelon are stealing our souls by taking secret pictures of us in the shower. Somewhere along the line whatever made the site interesting was lost - maybe it was just that it got too big.



    A more likely reason is that Taco and co believed their own press. The introduction of karma and the increasing Gestapo tactics were like some poor man's version of Animal Farm. In trying to make their little world safe for the "legitimate" users, they turned this place into a police state. From modbombing to blacklisting, this place has become no different than any other totalitarian regime. And in those regimes, there will always be those who fight back, and I don't mean that fat cunt vlad quoting Chuck D.


    I lurked on the site for years, reading some interesting stuff, occasionally entertained. But as my job got more boring and the site became more HOMOgenized, I got sick of it. Then one day neal n bob was born. In just over a year, despite the National Socialist Party's limitations put in place, I have posted over 1000 inane and thoughtless comments.


    Now I am moving on to a more important job, and I won't have the time or motivation to amuse myself. I sure as hell won't waste my time at home on this festering sore on a syphilitic man-whores tool. So I'd like to give props to just a few of those who have made all the time I wasted here a little more entertaining, in no particular order:


    The CLIT
    Big Ass Spork
    Handybundler
    L33t j03
    Ringbarer
    The Turd Report
    Trollaxor
    Klerck
    Goatse.cx
    Govtcheez
    A ngry white guy


    There are lots of other fine trolls and crapflooders but I shant waste the time listing them. If you have ever posted a scat story about RMS, Timmah, Taco, Michael or ESR, you belong on that list as well. If you've bravely shared the story of how you were anally assaulted at the Slash HQ, you belong on that list. And if you are Jon Katz, you absolutely belong on that list. Katz - you are far and away the most successful troll; possibly in web history. All trolls and crapflooders pay homage to your abilities. You're a lot like Roman Polanski, a gifted artist who happens to like young children. I assume you are in France right now with most of the rest of the world's gayest losers and several Afghani children.

  11. almost last post on FreeBSD 4.8-RELEASE Status Update · · Score: -1
    I'm about to change jobs, won't have time to tell you all what worthless tools you are anymore. No way I will waste my own personal time here - this is more for afternoon entertainment. I will certainly miss the gestapo tactics of michael, the limp stupidity of chris, the constant grammatical failings of taco, and the fat-tastic foulness of cowboi kneel.

    I do promise to come back if the trollpocalypse occurs - the Return of the Katz!

  12. FP for Emad and Katz on From Turkey Guts to Fuel Oil · · Score: -1

    They're shipping out to Iraq tomorrow. Apparently he just realized how many 14 year old boys would need a 'father figure'

  13. Re:FPv4 Niggers on IPv4 Headers Investigated · · Score: -1
    Very nice - Troll Tuesday and April Fags Day is a fine day to roll an FP.

    Props to you and nuts in the mouth for the rest of you fruits.

  14. first nuke iraq post on Shuttle Data Recorder May be Key to Accident · · Score: -1

    Disney has signed a deal with US Strategic command to make Iraq into the world's largest year round ice skating rink. Nancy Kerrigan and Tonya Harding will headline their new show - Mideast Camel Toe on ice!!

  15. obvious question not asked on Security Expert Paul Kocher Answers, In Detail · · Score: -1

    what does slashdot suck so much ass?

  16. Re:fewer lunix fags needed on Mainframe Operators Needed · · Score: -1

    screw all you bitches making weakass claims - this was my FP nigs.

  17. a follow up to the best seller on Linux for the Rest of Us · · Score: -1
    sodomy for the rest of us.

    Open sores GNU/Lunix and the packing of fudge go together like cookies and milk.

  18. too bad on Office Depot: Windows XP Apps Must Be Microsoft-Approved · · Score: -1

    I like using half finished, unsupported crap open sores software instead.

  19. buy war bonds on Revised W3C Patent Policy Out, Comments Invited · · Score: -1

    support the war, you lazy fruits.

  20. War - It's Fantastic!! on DRM and Threat Analysis · · Score: -1

    Time to get our bomb on.

  21. I compromised your mom's ass last night on WebDAV Buffer Overflow Attack Compromises IIS 5.0 · · Score: -1

    It was not very secure.

  22. good fp nig! on 2gbps Wireless Network Rollout this Summer · · Score: -1

    get your Tivos ready - nothing more entertaining than a good war - brought to you by CNN.

  23. Re:Sweet check out the screenshots on Myth II Updated · · Score: -1

    you could hardly fit even one of my swollen balls in your mouth, twink, much less my whole swollen, blood filled scrotum. So please don't tease me unless you are in for a full teabagging.

  24. Re:Sweet check out the screenshots on Myth II Updated · · Score: -1

    how are there so many ball biters that actually click this link; then take the time to make a logged in reply admitting they were that stupid and warning all the other fruits here not go click the link.

  25. french post! on Mozilla.org Launches Mozilla 1.3 · · Score: -1

    All frog bitches must fucking hang.