There is a story about a school in virginia giving ibooks to kids here- the kids ended up hacking, downloading pr0n, and probably downloading japanese anime. Just more evidence that much apple is no different from linux is promoting sick lifestyles and getting kids involved with pedophiles.
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ask the slashdot editors - they are experts at interfacing male on male connectors.
yes, this constitutes the true 'goat sex' post. It would make an excellent first post. I am sure the individual in this story is a linux user, probably a slashdot moderator as well.
well done. I hope my hints helped. In the future, however, a proper fp contains helpful information on dead penis birds, the death of bsd, statistical proof that linux is for fags, and similar topics.
Since you failed to do this - I hearby appropriate this fp to my friend Tasty Beef Jerky, who is observing silence in preparation for his 200th post.
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here are some helpful hints:
If you are doing productive work - stop. Chances are if you are on slashrot you are not productive anyway.
Open multiple browser windows
Refresh often
Learn the patterns of the editors - some will post multiple stories back to back, others wait just over an hour.
Don't get caught posting to something right before a new article comes up - the 2 minute limit has cost me many an FP.
suck my troll balls - these mods are evil. They stink of liberal hypocrisy - free speech is great until it offends them. If they were republican they would have Johnny Ashcroft track trolls down and kill them one by one and then steal our money. Instead the slashbots put in halfass measures to try to control the trolls and crapflooders while fellating each other. Classic Clintonian democrats.
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no, I'm sorry. You were out-trolled by Trolligula. Better luck next time.
could you be more of a dumbass? "use the mirrors, Luke"? Are you kidding me? Well it could be worse - I guess you could have made a star trek reference.
Slashdot Mirror
must be running the site on a mac
suck an ass, peter pan.
vote for the Dead Penis Bird as new linux mascot here
fag
Vote here to choose the Dead Penis Bird as new mascot for linux.
Props to you sir - 200th post and fp. A fine accomplishment that any troll or crapflooder should be proud of.
have a fine friday
If you are gonna blow the mods, at least give the trolls a reach around while you are down there.
Or maybe I am.
will the fbi raid them? I bet the slash crew would love spending a little time in jail, especially katz.
There is a story about a school in virginia giving ibooks to kids here- the kids ended up hacking, downloading pr0n, and probably downloading japanese anime. Just more evidence that much apple is no different from linux is promoting sick lifestyles and getting kids involved with pedophiles.
ask the slashdot editors - they are experts at interfacing male on male connectors.
this article is sponsored by the troll empire.
yes, this constitutes the true 'goat sex' post. It would make an excellent first post. I am sure the individual in this story is a linux user, probably a slashdot moderator as well.
Since you failed to do this - I hearby appropriate this fp to my friend Tasty Beef Jerky, who is observing silence in preparation for his 200th post.
If you are doing productive work - stop. Chances are if you are on slashrot you are not productive anyway.
Open multiple browser windows
Refresh often
Learn the patterns of the editors - some will post multiple stories back to back, others wait just over an hour.
Don't get caught posting to something right before a new article comes up - the 2 minute limit has cost me many an FP.
suck my troll balls - these mods are evil. They stink of liberal hypocrisy - free speech is great until it offends them. If they were republican they would have Johnny Ashcroft track trolls down and kill them one by one and then steal our money. Instead the slashbots put in halfass measures to try to control the trolls and crapflooders while fellating each other. Classic Clintonian democrats.
no, I'm sorry. You were out-trolled by Trolligula. Better luck next time.
yes, it is like Macworld, but with even more anonymous gay sex and taco snotting.
I heard HP will be using the Dead Penis Bird ©
as the mascot for HP's Linux Desktop. A very
appropriate choice!
could you be more of a dumbass? "use the mirrors, Luke"? Are you kidding me? Well it could be worse - I guess you could have made a star trek reference.
Can you come wash my balls?
They can have machines versus detainees - sort of a Running Man-theme. But chop off the detainees legs first.
try not breaking the laws of grammer jackass.
what about Tupac dawg? You east coast bitches better give Tupac his propers.