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  1. Re:Hey, We Resent that Implication! on Carpal Tunnel Syndrome not a Disability · · Score: -1
    Michael - masturbating until your arm falls off is not a disability. Stop with your propaganda.

    if you are nice, j0n kats will do the rubbing for you.

  2. I want an ass-held computer on InfoSync Reviews Sharp Zaurus · · Score: -1
    something that I can comfortably store in my ass -it needs to remind me when to poop, help me wipe, deal with those unpleasant odors, and play mp3s.

    So it would be a lot like j0n kats tongue - but it would only be in one ass at a time and it would play mp3's.

  3. sad news, restaurateur Dave Thomas, dead at 69 on Samba Turns 10 · · Score: -1

    I just heard some sad news on talk radio - restaurateur Dave Thomas was found dead in his home this morning. There weren't any more details. I'm sure everyone in the Slashdot community will miss him - even if you didn't enjoy his food, there's no denying his contributions to the fat asses of all the linux hippies. Truly an American icon.

  4. Re:Pi is Interesting on ZeoSync Makes Claim of Compression Breakthrough · · Score: -1

    these poor bastards - if they pulled this 2 years ago they could already have gone IPO, made billions, then got the hell out of town before anyone asked for an actual product and the bubble burst.

  5. tragic news on Preliminary Injunction Against SuSE · · Score: -1

    I just heard on TV that Dave Thomas, founder of Wendy's, was found dead at 61. I know that his burgers and frosties contributed to the enormous fat asses that all you fat dirty linux hippies have, since you can only go out after dark or it would burn your pasty skin, so you went to the wendy's drive thru which is open late and got 5 bacon burgers because that was all you could afford with the change on the floor of your VW van.

  6. Re:"David Hyman"? on Gracenote v. Roxio CDDB Suit Settled · · Score: -1

    not as bad as 'Buster Hyman'

  7. troll tuesday - put it in ya! on ZeoSync Makes Claim of Compression Breakthrough · · Score: -1

    up your ass, michael!

  8. Re:The truth about hot dogs! on Review: The Linux Cookbook · · Score: -1

    you chose the wrong site to ask that on? Kats, michael, Cmdr taco, jamie - all like the dogs. But j0n likes the smaller cocktail weiners - he thinks they came from little boys.

  9. ignore this on Microsoft to Introduce GBA-competitor? · · Score: -1
    I just want to say dead penis bird.

    Carry on with your activities.

  10. Re:So what's the big deal? <-- WRONG!! on CD/DVD Manufacturers To Support Windows Media · · Score: -1

    bravo sir. they will never muzzle an anus that open.

  11. Re:Armaggeddon? on Another Asteroid Close Call · · Score: -1

    J0n kats is a deep core driller - but he will only go if those asteroids are underage and male.

  12. in the can yesterday on Another Asteroid Close Call · · Score: -1

    I was unable to avoid a pretty big asteroid. It was definitely 'hot' on re-entry. Hot sauce does it every time.

  13. Re:ARGHHH!!! on Future of Music Summit · · Score: -1

    son of a bitch. I saw the movie on last night as I flipped by and thought that those damn commercials would stop showing.

  14. beaten to fp by a worthless ac on Xbox Sequel Rumors · · Score: -1

    you dirty whore - i almost had the golden sombrero for the day.

  15. Re:I'm afraid I must insist on Judge Upholds FBI Keyboard Sniffing · · Score: -1

    I must insist you service my wang.

  16. j0n kats - patron saint of first posters, on First Thoughts on the Eclipse IDE? · · Score: -1

    crapflooders, and pedophiles - he is smiling on me today.

  17. three times the charm on First Thoughts on the Eclipse IDE? · · Score: -1

    once again - FP bitches

  18. damn it must be a slow day on Judge Upholds FBI Keyboard Sniffing · · Score: -1
    2 first posts - and I'm not even trying.

    BTW, Buddy was killed because he knew too much. Poor bastard must have sniffed the wrong crotch.

  19. in other sniffing news on Judge Upholds FBI Keyboard Sniffing · · Score: -1

    Michael upholds Cmdr Taco sniffing his ass. This may not be first post but it is close enough.

  20. Re:I'd pay good money for those! on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: -1

    email j0n kats at his nambla email address - tell him you are a 12 year old boy and he will send them to you.

  21. Re:suck it trebek on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: -1
    Yes - I'll take the Penis Mightier.

    Turd Fergusen rules

  22. yeah that will teach them on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: 0, Interesting
    hopefully this will open the floodgates for all the japanese tentacle porn games that J0n Kats has been waiting for.

    I wonder if the games in question had been David Duke's Klansman 2001 - where the players burned crosses and burned down black churches if you would still be so gungho about allowing that in an arcade. Or maybe Fraternity Date Rape 2, where players try to slip a mickey to high school girls (or in Michael's case boys)

    Free speech!!

  23. suck it trebek on Banning Violent Arcade Games Unconstitutional · · Score: -1

    the post is mine!!!!

  24. fashionable and fun on The New Body Art - Wearable Wireless Devices · · Score: -1

    I hope to one day wear your mom's ass like a hat.

  25. happy new year you bitches on Neuronal Learning Observed · · Score: -1

    another year of feculence here on slashbot