I am sitting thru my last hour or so of 'chair time' before I bail out of work. What the hell are you people doing? Go watch a damn movie or take a dump or something. There have been no good stories this week and no good trolls. Nothing at all to see.
Eat it Mike. You 'privacy loving' free speech bitches have modded down the non-troll accounts of known trolls many times so spare us any of your bs.
You created your own mess by making karma king on the site - so now the lame ass posters like Walter Bell and others just farm karma all day long. Meanwhile, I watch trolls who auto post at -1 getting modded down. That is crap. I have seen some of the best trolls of my generation destroyed here.
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One of the main reasons I love the mac is that he stupid linux hippies who normally would hate a closed, proprietary OS just love to get repeatedly bitchslapped by apple.
Make a desktop theme that looks like apple - that's a lawsuit.
Send death threats to Steve Jobs - that's a lawsuit.
No sense of humor for such a 'fun' company. I assume the only reason all the commie, longhaired, fat linux freaks like slashbots still love apple despite that is their common bond - raging homosexuality.
well nanogator - I do it mainly to fill the time. Once I was a challenged and productive employee - then I started working for the government. I now do in a week the amount I used to do in a day - and people think I am a hard worker here!!!
I think the mindless crap floods and occasional bites we get are more amusing than playing solitare all day. Plus anything to piss off some of the losers here.
Example - I post at -1 automatically - that means there is no reason for anyone to see my crap or Turd Report's fine posts unless they are explicitly looking for them. Yet I have been modded down multiple times - why? I can't get lower than -1 and my karma sucks as it is. Mods are idiots and it gives me endless child-like pleasure to get a response out of them.
There are certainly much better trolls than I - I am a mere crapflooder. But whatever gets you through the day....
This is very true since much like the janitor at my school, the slashbot staff likes to take kids in the bathroom and touch them in an inappropriate manner.
And j0n kats is like the career counselor - if he knows so much about careers, what the hell is he doing sitting around telling 5th graders what they should do when they grow up?
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I am sitting thru my last hour or so of 'chair time' before I bail out of work. What the hell are you people doing? Go watch a damn movie or take a dump or something. There have been no good stories this week and no good trolls. Nothing at all to see.
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hope this gets in under the wire - damn 20 second rule
welcome and thank you for playing.
You created your own mess by making karma king on the site - so now the lame ass posters like Walter Bell and others just farm karma all day long. Meanwhile, I watch trolls who auto post at -1 getting modded down. That is crap. I have seen some of the best trolls of my generation destroyed here.
J0n kats would stop compressing Michael's stool
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To paraphrase some famous dead guy - "there is a dumbass, filthy, commie, longhaired, smelly, linux-using, slashbot sucker born every minute"
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lick my crotch karma whore.
you dirty ball licking AC.
Make a desktop theme that looks like apple - that's a lawsuit.
Send death threats to Steve Jobs - that's a lawsuit.
No sense of humor for such a 'fun' company. I assume the only reason all the commie, longhaired, fat linux freaks like slashbots still love apple despite that is their common bond - raging homosexuality.
While I hear a Cowboy Kneel rimjob could clean the barnacles off a battleship, I vote for wet wipes.
I know that because here in prison they only let the responsible people use the computers.
You can ban me or Turd Report - but trolls will rise up from all over the world to take out place. Even slashbot mods can't ban that fast.
(paraphrased rant courtesy of Casablanca)
I think the mindless crap floods and occasional bites we get are more amusing than playing solitare all day. Plus anything to piss off some of the losers here.
Example - I post at -1 automatically - that means there is no reason for anyone to see my crap or Turd Report's fine posts unless they are explicitly looking for them. Yet I have been modded down multiple times - why? I can't get lower than -1 and my karma sucks as it is. Mods are idiots and it gives me endless child-like pleasure to get a response out of them.
There are certainly much better trolls than I - I am a mere crapflooder. But whatever gets you through the day....
And j0n kats is like the career counselor - if he knows so much about careers, what the hell is he doing sitting around telling 5th graders what they should do when they grow up?
I hear Michael has the best sauce - it is a very creamy sauce that goes well with blackened penis bird.
BTW - you're a fag.
that's a lie cmdr.....well maybe you don't like them, but that does not stop you from tasting their sweet lovin does it?
I'm sorry - would a nice penis bird make the day better?
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Am I banned? Bite my wang!!
how about pleasuring us Anusly Coward. Taco gets enough rim jobs in the office, he doesn't need one from you.