I was at Tyson's the day that store opened - talk about a glimpse of hell. At first I thought that Richard Simmons was appearing due to all the fat people; then I thought maybe it is a big Magic: The gathering tournament. Finally I concluded that there was some kind of children's activity and these were pedophiles trying to take advantage. As I moved forward to look for a policeman to voice my concerns to I looked and saw the store.
When I use Mac OS X, I can *feel* that somewhere in Cupertino there's an English major who was losing sleep at nights trying to make the text in the dialog boxes as clear and understandable as possible. When was the last time you felt that way about the latest d/l off of sourceforge?
What you feel is a slight pressure on your prostate - you need to tell Taco not too push your stool in so far - you could get an infection.
There are plenty of sourceforge guys who would love to "open your source" if you give them a belt, a jar of peanut butter, and a few hours.
Apple employing all the damn lazy english majors who have no job skills must explain why their prices are so high.
This is a poor imitation of a fine crapflood. Your message should say:
imac, overpriced toy, dead at 3
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the imac was found dead in his California this morning. There weren't any more details than that - maybe at the next hourly update. A very sad day indeed.... even if you didn't enjoy the pretty colors, you can't deny its contributions to american culture. Truly an icon.
you are clearly a stupid ac penis and should immediately go outside to the nearest source of flammable liquid, dowse yourself in it, then light a match or lighter or jump into the olympic torch.
This classic crapflood piece is posted in almost every article and has included some true deaths. Who can forget Dave Thomas and all he contributed to the fat linux lards on this site. I bet RMS has some pieces of Big Classic in his beard somewhere if you look hard enough.
I am leaving for the weekend. Enjoy watching your mom in the bathtub or touching yourself to Magic: the gathering cards or whatever the hell you people do.
this is tragic and terrible - how the hell are we not hitting more civilians? Here is a tip for the armed forces - the ones that move slow are usually civilian - concentrate on them. You don't have to lead them quite as much because they move slower. Also, try to hit their goats and donkeys - that will keep them in one place for easier shots. And use smaller bombs - you don't need as much penetrating power for civilians.
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j0n kats has been having problems getting a woody lately. not enough young boy apparently
lets see - 400,000 new dev hours and growing; 6 million lines, started 9 years ago. I got it! You work for the goverment and this 9 year old legacy piece of crap you work on probably doesn't do jack crap!!!!
the number of anime festivals during the development time, what new PS2 games are soon to be released, whether there is a Magic: the gathering convention - all of these things affect the time needed for those smelly geeks in software dev to get off their butts and get the job done.
In a rare non-crapflood comment, I agree with this. Possibly the most important thing about an mp3 player is the quality of the DSP (digital signal processor). Some are better than others. Also, there are a few mp3 players that have multiple dsp's. Outside the obvious - storage, etc. that is a key thing that rarely gets looked at.
time for another exciting day of crapflooding and the same three stories repackaged. I am giving my troll-guarantee of at least one x-box story today. Also, at least one negative microsoft story - possibly about how you have to wear an aluminum hat to protect you from being controlled by.net
The Vatican has quietly issued new rules for Roman Catholic churches around the world to deal with pedophile priests, saying they should stand trial in secret ecclesiastical courts. Pope John Paul and the Vatican issued two documents on the problem in 2001, but they were not presented at press conferences or made public as is usually the case for such documents
this is such a gay, karma-whore inducing question that I cannot even respond with some meaningless crap. I am sure that some of slashbots finest karma whores are cutting and pasting from google and past discussions as we speak.
I heard that the j0n kats v2 article writing bot will have twice the expansion ports available so michael and jamie can get that double penetrating action.
glad to see the report back - we all know how busy you were with the Troll Awards!
A good rating system would help spread uniform reporting of turds and prevent government regulation from destroying what could be a great growth industry of the 00's - feces. The Japanese love feces - and look how well their economy has done. Wait - maybe that is a bad example.
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Al - I think we would all rather hook up with your tramp daughter Karinna.
I was at Tyson's the day that store opened - talk about a glimpse of hell. At first I thought that Richard Simmons was appearing due to all the fat people; then I thought maybe it is a big Magic: The gathering tournament. Finally I concluded that there was some kind of children's activity and these were pedophiles trying to take advantage. As I moved forward to look for a policeman to voice my concerns to I looked and saw the store.
What you feel is a slight pressure on your prostate - you need to tell Taco not too push your stool in so far - you could get an infection.
There are plenty of sourceforge guys who would love to "open your source" if you give them a belt, a jar of peanut butter, and a few hours.
Apple employing all the damn lazy english majors who have no job skills must explain why their prices are so high.
TTR - do you know of any good Tex-Mex places near Falls Church or Tyson's Corner?
imac, overpriced toy, dead at 3
I just heard some sad news on talk radio - the imac was found dead in his California this morning. There weren't any more details than that - maybe at the next hourly update. A very sad day indeed .... even if you didn't enjoy the pretty colors, you can't deny its contributions to american culture. Truly an icon.
a pretty plastic piece of crap - like j0n kats strap-on.
This classic crapflood piece is posted in almost every article and has included some true deaths. Who can forget Dave Thomas and all he contributed to the fat linux lards on this site. I bet RMS has some pieces of Big Classic in his beard somewhere if you look hard enough.
I am leaving for the weekend. Enjoy watching your mom in the bathtub or touching yourself to Magic: the gathering cards or whatever the hell you people do.
are usually found dead.
this is tragic and terrible - how the hell are we not hitting more civilians? Here is a tip for the armed forces - the ones that move slow are usually civilian - concentrate on them. You don't have to lead them quite as much because they move slower. Also, try to hit their goats and donkeys - that will keep them in one place for easier shots. And use smaller bombs - you don't need as much penetrating power for civilians.
j0n kats has been having problems getting a woody lately. not enough young boy apparently
lets see - 400,000 new dev hours and growing; 6 million lines, started 9 years ago. I got it! You work for the goverment and this 9 year old legacy piece of crap you work on probably doesn't do jack crap!!!!
the number of anime festivals during the development time, what new PS2 games are soon to be released, whether there is a Magic: the gathering convention - all of these things affect the time needed for those smelly geeks in software dev to get off their butts and get the job done.
In a rare non-crapflood comment, I agree with this. Possibly the most important thing about an mp3 player is the quality of the DSP (digital signal processor). Some are better than others. Also, there are a few mp3 players that have multiple dsp's. Outside the obvious - storage, etc. that is a key thing that rarely gets looked at.
time for another exciting day of crapflooding and the same three stories repackaged. I am giving my troll-guarantee of at least one x-box story today. Also, at least one negative microsoft story - possibly about how you have to wear an aluminum hat to protect you from being controlled by .net
wow j0n knows little boys all over the world.
your name is goatsex? nice to meet you.
The Vatican has quietly issued new rules for Roman Catholic churches around the world to deal with pedophile priests, saying they should stand trial in secret ecclesiastical courts. Pope John Paul and the Vatican issued two documents on the problem in 2001, but they were not presented at press conferences or made public as is usually the case for such documents
filthy aryan swine
you have amateur porn? Are you under 14? Can you email it to me? my address is j0nkats@slashbot.org
I heard that the j0n kats v2 article writing bot will have twice the expansion ports available so michael and jamie can get that double penetrating action.
suck it down boys!
A good rating system would help spread uniform reporting of turds and prevent government regulation from destroying what could be a great growth industry of the 00's - feces. The Japanese love feces - and look how well their economy has done. Wait - maybe that is a bad example.
must be pretty tough fixing these page lengthening posts. I thought the big advantage of open sores was the speed they could do fixes to it.