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  1. Don't bother with GPS on Geo-Encryption: Global Copyright Defense? · · Score: 0, Interesting

    They should use Galileo because it will be a multinational, civilian controlled system and thus not susceptible to military/intelligence community people just walking in and demanding decryption with a government issued, carte blanche, "national security" mandate.

  2. Re:Uptime? on March Netcraft survey · · Score: -1
    Yeah, right.

    The easiest way to get karma on Slashdot is Microsoft bashing.

    The post above deserved to be downmodded because it was plain stupid.

  3. Re:Schisstrack ! !!! on March Netcraft survey · · Score: -1
    Don't you just hate it when that happens.

    I got moderated up to -5 yesterday, but quick action on my part prevented more serious damage.

  4. Re:Don't forget about John DeLancie! on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: 0
    what is Guynan doing right now

    "Eat it, you sonofabitch - EAT IT!", barked Guinan as she proferred her cunt to the sloppy ministrations of the Captain. She loved it - watching that bald head going up and down between her legs, feeling his tongue buried deep inside her dark pussy. "Be a good boy!", she reminded him. "Yes mommy!", he answered -coming up for some air. "And don't forget my ass", she barked.

    Guinan was getting a horsey ride on the Captain's back. Round and round the room they went - under Guinan's direction at the bridle. Every now and then she would lean over to give him a randy smack on the buttocks. *Smack*, "Move you fucker!", she ranted. "Move!" *Smack* *Smack* *Smack*. "Yes mommy!", he answered, almost breathless from the punishment, but secretly *enjoying* every moment of it.

  5. This is unbelievable! on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: -1
    I wanted to cut-and-paste post a fan fiction wesley/torres slash-story but couldn't find any!

    I can't believe this.

  6. Re:are people even reading on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: 0, Interesting
    A full day of bullsh|t is just pushing it

    Uh, isn't that like any day on Slashdot?

  7. asbestos_diaper is Wil Wheaton on Wil Wheaton to get new role on 'Enterprise' · · Score: -1
    But he already did!

    asbestos_diaper is Wil Wheaton!

  8. Re:Watch that sig! on nVidia/AMD Merger Announced · · Score: -1
    Yeah, right.

    The fact is that from now on utdpenguin will be remembered as the fool was hooked by the crappiest AF gag on Slashdot so far.

  9. Re:On the subject of horrid April Fools jokes... on Updated Slashdot Advertising Policy · · Score: -1
    And just what is wrong with a formal business suit?

    I like to dress in a suit (yeah, with a tie). I don't do it to show off but simply because I personally feel more comfortable in it.

    On the other hand, jeans, khakis, shorts, t-shirts and the like are definitely unprofessional but as long as the clients don't complain I won't either.

  10. Re:If this isn't april fools... on Updated Slashdot Advertising Policy · · Score: 0, Funny
    In response to increased advertiser demand

    Was it that line that gave it away?

  11. Re:Google Rocks! on Google's Pageranking Explained · · Score: -1
    Indeed.

    Time to buy some of their merchandise again just to give them some financial support as well.

  12. Pigeons? on IP Replaces Avian Carriers · · Score: -1

    Murdoc was registered at the Hilton. He chuckled at the look of surprise on
    Mac's face. "You think my services come cheap?" A leather jacket was
    draped over Mac's cuffed wrists and no one gave them a second glance as they
    crossed the lobby and headed for the elevator.

    All too soon, they reached the hotel room. As Murdoc opened the door, Mac
    hesitated, glancing frantically around. The halls were empty, and he
    sighed; not sure if he were disappointed or relieved. Murdoc tugged on his
    arm and he practically fell into the room.

    Once inside, Murdoc pressed Mac into the door and began kissing him. Mac
    stood frozen in shock, opening his mouth finally under the assault of a
    probing tongue and was startled to feel his bodies positive response.

    Murdoc released his mouth with a grin. While one hand held Mac's head, his
    other began roaming over Mac's upper torso and waist.

    Mac groaned when Murdoc ground his hips into his own, he gripped at Murdoc's
    shirt with his cuffed hands, trying to get a hold of him.

    Murdoc pulled away with a smirk, and dug in his pockets for the keys to the
    handcuffs. He released MacGyver's wrists, "Strip," he ordered as he began
    to remove his own.

    Mac hands shook as he obeyed. It was beginning to sink in. He was in a
    hotel room with an assassin, about to let the man fuck him, the first time
    in what would apparently be many. God, what had he gotten himself into this
    time? He'd given his word and none of his friends would be safe, if he
    backed out.

    Now naked, Murdoc advanced on him again, backing him onto the bed. MacGyver
    landed unceremoniously on the mattress and stared up nervously.

    "Now, now. You've got nothing to fear from me, pet. You'll like this,"
    Murdoc promised, caressing Mac's leg.

    MacGyver didn't believe him and a frisson of fear tingled down his spine.
    He lay on the bed, legs slightly spread--appearing for all the world like a
    nervous sacrifice.

    With a chuckle, Murdoc moved to kneel above him and leaned in to kiss him.
    Mac was still nervous, but Murdoc was gentle with him, kissing his mouth,
    and then his neck. Mac could tell he would have some huge hickey's in the
    morning, but suddenly couldn't bring himself to care. He began his own
    timid explorations of Murdoc's body, and his partner all but purred.

    A couple of hours later, MacGyver lay next to his sleeping 'captor'
    wondering what had happened. He certainly hadn't expected he would enjoy
    himself- yet tonight had been a revelation in itself. The older man
    promised not to hurt him, and had kept his promise.

    At twenty-three, MacGyver had never experimented with men, never thought to,
    either. Tonight's experience had been completely new to him, and not a bad
    one at that. Murdoc slept peacefully next to him, his arm around Mac's
    waist.

    Mac allowed himself to relax, sleep coming to him just before dawn.

  13. SG-1 surprise on U.S. Gov't Sponsors InfoSec Defense Training · · Score: -1

    SG-1 sat around the camp fire one night. It had been a very boring mission for most of the team; they were there so Daniel could study some ruins that they had found. The ruins reminded him of Atlantis. How his old professor would have loved these. His professor had been nicknamed Atlantis Atticus. Daniel found himself distracted by many thoughts of his college years.

    Now by the fire Jack started playing a game. "The rules are simple: either tell the truth or take the dare."

    "Why would one not wish to speak the truth?" Teal'c asked somberly.

    "You'll see." Jack turned to Sam. "So Sam, Truth or Dare? How old were you when you lost your virginity?"

    "I'd take the dare but I'm sure it would be worse." Sam said with out doubt.

    "Not too bad to start. Maybe show us your tits or your ass." Jack was leering at her.

    "Truth, I was sixteen. Why do I have a feeling you are going to take every dare, Jack?" She continued. "My turn to ask a question?"

    "And the point to this game?" Teal'c asked with confusion.

    "To embarrass your friends." Daniel spoke quietly.

    "Daniel, How about you? How old were you when you lost it?" Sam asked.

    "That's easy, it was a few years ago with Shar're." Jack replied for him as he started to laugh.

    "I was seventeen, Jack." Daniel sounded very serious.

    "I'm sorry, Daniel." Jack was now serious too. "That was stupid."

    "It's okay, Jack. I'm going to bed." Daniel stood up and headed for his tent.

    "Danny, I'm sorry!" Jack got up and chased after him. "I didn't mean to hurt you."

    "You didn't. I'm fine, just tired." Daniel smiled at Jack. "Goodnight everyone."

    Daniel crawled into his tent. He could hear his friends talking. Jack was definitely worried about Daniel. He'd never meant to hurt him. Daniel thought about going back out but his mind was racing. Sam's question sounded so innocent. But it brought back a flood of memories. The ruins didn't help either because it was in college that he had met his first love.

    Seventeen was an awkward age for Daniel. He was smarter than most kids his age and was taking many advanced courses at the University Of London. He really didn't seem to fit in with anyone. Until he met an older graduate
    student. This guy already had a degree in physics and chemistry. He has also been to Vietnam. Daniel looked up to MacGyver.

    MacGyver was wild, unlike anyone Daniel had ever met. He was a tall, good looking man. It seemed like there was always a group of girls following him around. He was one of the few people that had a flat off campus. Daniel was surprised when MacGyver asked him over one afternoon.

    MacGyver had always seemed to like Daniel. They'd shared many classes. Mac had always took time to talk to him. Daniel wasn't really sure what to
    expect. He knew the guy didn't drink or do drugs. He knew that Mac was very intellectual. Maybe he wanted to discuss their assignments.

    When the two arrived at MacGyver's flat, Daniel was surprised that there was no one else there. He expected the group of girls that followed Mac around campus to have followed him home. A slim thought had run through Daniel's
    mind. Maybe one of those girls would notice him.

    "Daniel, can I get you something to drink?"Daniel nodded as Mac continued.
    "Do you miss the states?"

    "Oh yeah. I can't believe the cultural differences. It really is interesting
    how two societies with the same origin could have developed so vastly differently." Daniel pushed his glasses up. 'Shut up you sound like nerd.' He
    said to himself.

    "I never thought about it that way. It really is amazing that there are so
    many different cultures are out there. And I plan on seeing them all." Mac
    smiled at him as he passed him a glass of juice. They both took a seat on the
    sofa.

    "Have you seen many?" Daniel asked not sure of what else to say.

    "I backpacked all over Europe. It was great. We had a lot of fun." MacGyver
    moved closer to Daniel. "Maybe we could get away this weekend. We could
    backpack up the coast. What do you think?"

    "Really? You want me to go with you?" Daniel was surprised and honored.

    "There's a lot of things I want to do with you!" MacGyver said with a leer.

    MacGyver gently leaned in and allowed his lips to brush Daniel's.

    "I didn't miss-read you, did I?" MacGyver whispered. Daniel could feel Mac's
    warm breathe on his face causing his skin to tingle.

    "Um...no." Daniel was wide-eyed. 'What was there to miss-read. I haven't been
    with anyone,' he thought to himself. MacGyver kissed him again. This time
    taking Daniel's lip into his teeth. Daniel's head was spinning. He had never
    been kissed by any one like this before. Maybe this is why he never felt like
    he fit in. The next kiss sent Mac's tongue probing. Daniel wasn't sure how to
    react. He just knew he wanted more.

    Mac reached for Daniel's glasses. Daniel was startled back. He must have
    looked worried.

    "Do you want to take your glasses off?" Mac was reassuring. "You seem
    nervous. Is this your first time?" Mac flashed him a sweet smile.

    "Well...Um...I...."

    MacGyver kissed the stuttering young man. "It's okay. I like virgins." Mac
    kissed him again more passionately than before. Mac let his hand explore
    under Daniel's T-shirt. Mac's long talented fingers quickly found Daniel's
    soft nipple, changing it's appearance. Before Daniel could do the same his
    shirt was peeled away.

    As soon as there was bare skin, Mac began to nibble at Daniel's chest. His
    tongue was quite talented as it tickled each nipple. Daniel's whole body
    quivered under Mac's touch. He never noticed that Mac was unbuttoning
    his own shirt as he worked his way back up to Daniel's lips. When Mac's hot
    flesh touched Daniel's, it was electric and smooth. He laid Daniel back on
    the sofa. And came to rest on top of him. Mac never broke their kiss.

    The two men laid there kissing. Mac's passion and groin burned and he rocked
    his hips gently. Daniel could feel Mac's engorged member against his own and
    let his hands explore Mac's hot skin. Mac rolled to his side and directed
    Daniel's hand to the front of his jeans. Experienced fingers quickly opened
    Daniel's pants. Mac messaged him as Daniel had done only in the darkness of
    his own room.

    Daniel tried to concentrate on pleasing MacGyver. He fumbled with the button
    on Mac's jeans a few times until Mac helped him. Daniel wrapped his fingers
    around Mac's raging cock and as he stroked, he couldn't help but notice the
    size difference. Mac was only a little wider but definitely longer. Daniel
    was trying to mimic his new lover. The more Daniel stroked, the more he was
    rewarded.

    Daniel's kisses were more passionate. He sent his tongue probing as MacGyver
    had done. Mac anxiously sucked the gem in his mouth, then sent his own tongue
    into Daniel's hot mouth. Daniel knew exactly what Mac wanted. This drove Mac
    wild. He needed something else sucked.

    He quickly moved into a position to shed his pants. As Daniel started to
    strip too, he noticed Mac wasn't wearing any underwear. "Don't you wear
    underwear?"

    "Nope! I like to feel free. It's very relaxing. Especially in bed." Mac took
    Daniel's hand and lead him to the bedroom. "Have you ever slept in the nude?"

    "Um...nude...Well...I have a roommate."

    "You can sleep here tonight. I'll even let you sleep naked." Mac smiled
    hopefully. MacGyver pulled the naked man into a kiss. They stood there
    kissing, allowing there bodies to mingle. Mac backed Daniel onto the bed. He
    was careful not to land hard on top of Daniel. After a few more kisses,
    MacGyver began to make his way down Daniel's chest. Once again he stopped and
    teased Daniel's nipples. Daniel began to tease Mac's, too, but MacGyver had
    other plans for that hand and pushed it down to his waiting cock.

    Mac could see Daniel's need. Taking Daniel's cock into his mouth he could
    taste his precum. Mac shifted his position to straddle Daniel's face and
    slipped his cock into Daniel's hot wet mouth. Daniel was unsure exactly what
    to do, but once again he followed Mac's lead. Mac was sucking wildly at
    Daniel's throbbing member. He had found a good rhythm, rocking his hips and
    driving his full length into Daniel's aggressive lips. A quick study, Daniel
    soon matched the pace. Mac wet a finger and let it slide between the two
    cheeks and Daniel did the same. Daniel's ass was very tight so Mac only
    messaged the outer ring.

    Mac was going crazy. Daniel wasn't penetrating. Mac knew he wouldn't unless
    it was demonstrated to him. He really didn't want to hurt Daniel, but his
    lust won out. Mac once again wet his finger. He slipped it in just long
    enough for Daniel to do the same.

    "Don't stop." A very breathless MacGyver rang out with relief in his voice.
    "Please, keep doing it."

    Daniel did as Mac asked. Mac started to caress Daniel's sensitive balls with
    his other hand. This time Daniel could not reciprocate. Mac's grasp on his
    testicles was more than he could stand. Daniel released MacGyver's hotcock
    from his lips in a vain attempt at catching his breathe. It wasn't long
    before Daniel came. This set off a chain reaction in Mac. The feel of
    Daniel's hot juices flowing down his throat was more than his body could
    stand. Mac shot his load all over Daniel's chest.

    Mac rolled over on to his back. He was breathing very heavily but was still
    trying to speak. "Do you want to get a bite to eat?"

    "I think I need a shower first." He whispered through labored breathing. Mac
    turned around to face Daniel.

    They kissed softly, both to tired for anything more. "Can we do this again?"

    "This and a whole lot more." Mac said with a nasty smile. "But not without
    showers and some grub. You want to take a shower with me? It's a lot of fun!"

    Daniel rolled on top of Mac kissing him wildly. "Does that answer your
    question?"

    "Oh yeah! I can tell this is the start of something great!"

    Daniel awoke from his thoughts to hear laughter. As he emerged from his tent
    he could see Jack standing in front of Teal'c. Junior was out and Jack was
    about to pat it.

    "Watch out, it bites!" Daniel said with a chuckle. Jack withdrew his hand.

    "Welcome back." Jack said with a smile. "Would you believe they dared me to
    touch Junior?"

    Jack reached out his hand and gave Junior a quick pat on the head.

    "My turn to ask a question." Daniel stated. "Jack, truth or dare. Ever kiss
    another man?"

    "I'll take the dare if it means kissing you." Jack was grinning in
    anticapation. Jack stepped up to Daniel. Taking him in his arms, Jack leaned
    Daniel over, gave Daniel a long passionate kiss, then stood him back up. "I
    guess that's a yes. Now my turn, Daniel. And I think it involes you, me and a
    tent."

    Daniel just smiled with the thought of getting Jack into his tent.

  14. Re:Could be worse. on U.S. Gov't Sponsors InfoSec Defense Training · · Score: -1
    mixed up europeons calling it football

    Now who's mixed up?

    I think it is the people who call a game in which the ball is mostly carried and thrown around football.

  15. Re:OpenBSD on U.S. Gov't Sponsors InfoSec Defense Training · · Score: -1
    and you already have a personal gateway/firewall for your household.

    Which is basically all that OpenBSD is good for.

    It doesn't do SMP and if you install X11 for the desktop use you have lost the security edge already.

  16. A hole is a hole? Really? on U.S. Gov't Sponsors InfoSec Defense Training · · Score: -1
    a hole is a hole is a hole

    Like this hole and this hole?

  17. Re:Could be worse. on U.S. Gov't Sponsors InfoSec Defense Training · · Score: -1

    Man, I would love to "merge" with this powerful beauty!

  18. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    You whinge and bitch to the rest of the world about how oppressed you are

    I am not oppressed. I just don't like seeing other people being oppressed and mostly ignored by the American media.

    where does it say in ANY biblical text that its 'ok' to slaughter children

    You mean the Bible/Torah or Koran? Well, at least in the Bible I find following references:

    God commands the murder of innocent infants.
    I Samuel 15:3

    Murder your own son...if he's rebellious.
    Deuteronomy 21:18

    At God's command, men, women, and children are mercilessly slaughtered.
    Deuteronomy 2:34

    God threatens to 'rip pregnant women open and dash little ones to pieces' for disobedience.
    Hosea 13:16

  19. Failed on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    To anyone who is familiar with the facts, and has an objective eye, all this must be fascinating.

    No author, no references and argumentum ad populum reasoning like above. .

    Grade: Failed.

  20. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    My previous post went clearly over your head. You didn't realise I wasn't saying that "US military is an occupying force" - your own posts gave that impression.

    Oh and by the way. The words "communist" and "commies" which you clearly spout in order to discredit people? They only make you sound stupid in front of the non-US people here, because communism is just another perfectly acceptable part of the political culture in a democracy.

  21. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    Because such a state never existed scum-bucket.

    Whatever. Go ahead and stick your head in the sand and ignore the reality.

  22. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    thinks that a problem can be solved by shoving bombs up their asses and killing innocent civilians

    Or an entire country of people that thinks that a problem can be solved by sending out the troops, F-16s and tanks and "isolating" the elected president of a nation.

  23. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    If my country was brutally occupied by a foreign military force that summarily detains, tortures and kills...
    because you're part of the Taliban, aren't you ?

    So, are you saying that the US force in Afghanistan is an occupying force that "summarily detains, tortures and kills"?

  24. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    Your moral bankruptcy here wont lead to any success

    It's actually scary how rabid conservatives like you call it "moral bankruptcy" when one refuses to hear and believe only a one side of the argument.

    So Afghanistan shouldn't have is sovereignty restored

    Then why are you not restoring the sovereignty of the Palestinian state that is recognised by the hundreds of millions of people in most of the neighbouring states?

  25. Re:Yasser Arafat is dead on Mass Motherboard Review · · Score: -1
    The precedent has been set that if you dont like the police where you live you can blow random innocent people up to meet your God!

    What police?

    If my country was brutally occupied by a foreign military force that summarily detains, tortures and kills my people and I had a chance to take the fight on their ground I sure as hell would do it.