Can you tell me, what is it about AOL that's so seductive? Is the user interface really that good that people happily put up with the higher expenses and advertising?
AOL is so popular, that it must have some attraction...
BTW you're a dumbass. Linux sucks, and Empirical Evidence wipes her ass with the GPL and writes e-mails to The Scientific Method using Microsoft Outlook Express.
Yeah, and according to the Dell web site, he's currently pursuing some deep dicking with the bi-sexual sluts at New York University's Theatre Department.
Good one fuck wit. Any decent fucking system would have a "User Time Report Tool" which you would click on, type in the users ID and the whole lot is done.
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It was a hot summer evening in southern Sweden when I took my bicycle and headed
for the beach. The beach was empty of people. My clothes fell to the ground one
piece at a time before I walked out into the ocean. Slowly I swam further away
from the beach as I watched the sun setting. A little smile of happiness was
seen in my face. With my two feet steadily in the sand, my body reaching 5'8
into the air with glittering light brown eyes and short light brown hair. With
such a soft, silky, sensitive and nicely tanned skin. It was all focused on the
red round sun heading for sleep. My naked body was in total harmony with the
nature...What a lovely sight, I thought to myself. As the sun disappeared I
decided to head back to the beach.
It was then that I recognize that I wasn't all alone anymore. Someone was
standing on the beach. I was too far away to see what the person looked like so
I started swimming rapidly back, fearing that the person would steal my clothes.
As I approached the beach I recognized that it looked like a very natural and
warmhearted woman. Her body was beautiful. Such round, nice figures and a long
brown hair. To my surprise she was taking off her clothes.
I wasn't sure how to react. Did she understand that I was naked?
As she took her bra off her beautiful breasts popped out. I swam even closer to
take a better look. The areolas was round and big and naturally pink. She must
have been around 35 but her absolutely gorgeous body made her look even younger.
Now she turned to me. Took her breasts between her hands and gently caressed
them. I squeezed my fingers of anticipation at this sight. It was obvious that
she was trying to seduce me. She knew what she was doing...
Very femininely and calmly she began to walk out into the water towards me.
Still holding her hands around her breast. She squeezed them playfully and
smiled.
Ohhh, what a rush! By now I had a hardon. I was mesmerized... As she approached
I could feel the air vibrating. My vision became more and more unclear.
My body was heating up rapidly. I bit my lip softly. Letting one hand gently
stroke my hardon. My face turning absolutely red. I was shaking with excitement.
It felt like an eternity before she reached me. She put her arms around me.
Snuggling caringly. Her body so close to mine.
It made me calm down. I gently caressed her soft skin. Showing my gratitude by
kissing her very sensually. She kissed me back with her soft lips. Her tongue
tracing around my lips while taking my hardon gently between her fingers.
Sliding the skin back and forth very slowly. My head was spinning...
and I kept kissing her as I circled my fingertips over her round buttcheeks.
Then she raised the tempo a bit. I leaned my head back and moaned. Her soft lips
kissed my neck and her tongue teasingly licked my skin. She massaged my hardon
firmly and a bit around at the same time. My eyes were widening. She knew I was
about to cum. Smiling at me and giving my hardon a couple of quick moves with
her skillful hand made me cum. Oooooooohhhhhhh, I moaned loud as I cum.
"Did you enjoy that?", she asked kindly.
I laughed and replied: "You bet."
"Would you like to follow me home?", she said.
"Sure.", I said. *Hugging her tightly*
We put our clothes on. Took her car with my bicycle in the back and headed for
her home. She was indeed a very natural lady. Very calm and kind. It was nothing
really strange about her. The feeling between us was very relaxing and I felt
very attracted to her although she was a bit older than me. I let my hand rest
against her thigh. Softly and ever so gently caressing her with my fingertip.
Feeling the vibration between my fingertip and her thigh raising slowly. I
looked into her eyes and her eyes were much bigger than normal. Showing a clear
sign of arousal. Since she was driving I didn't want to take it futher right
then.
At her house we sat down in her bed. We started kissing sweetly. Our movements
were so slow that it felt like the time had stopped. My fingertips brushed her
thighs gently. Moving upwards over her innerthighs. Making some rapid circles
before heading down between where the leg and body connect. Moving in a straight
line right up to her stomach. Making sensual patterns in different paces. She
takes a pillow. Places it behind her head. Take her clothes off and lay down on
the bed. My sweet lips start by massaging her stomach. Licking my tongue around
playfully. Wiggling it teasingly. Kissing it tenderly.
Heading down towards her lovehole. Going to the right. Dragging my tongue down
where the leg and the body meet and futher down her innerthigh. Brushing my lips
so sensually against it. Going over to the other side. Making some rapid kisses
over her innerthigh. Followed by some very slow flicks with the tongue right
beside her lovehole.
As I look up at her, her face has turned red and her mouth is wide open. The
legs far apart. She shivers as I brush two fingers beside her lovehole, barely
touching her skin. I lean forward, circling my tongue around her pink, round,
large areola. It grows beautifully. Taking her areola and nipple between my
lips.
Sucking it firmly. Making the nipple stretch before releasing it. Watching the
breast shake. Stroking the fingers around the other breast before gently
wiggling the nipple from side to side. Taking the breast into my mouth. Sucking
it sensually...listening to her moans. Massaging it between my lips and sucking
it all the way out until only the nipple is between my lips. Stretching it and
releasing it. Making the breast shake. I move up to her face and kisses her long
and deep. She takes my head between her hands and give me a wonderful, sensual
kiss. It burns heavenly in my heart. I slide my tongue playfully into her mouth.
Teasing her tongue. Flicking my tongue at the silky underside of her tongue. Her
breath is warm and she's breathing heavily. I move down to her neck. Placing my
lips around her lefthand side. Massaging them slowly.
Circling my tongue around so wonderfully. Making some rapid soft kisses around
her neck before gently stroking it with the tip of my tongue. She places her
hands over my head guiding me futher down. Between her beautiful breasts and
stomach down to her now moist lovely. I take a couple of long, slow strokes with
my tongue at each side before sucking her lips between my lips. Ooohhhh, she
moans silently. Gently I put my thumbs at each side and open the lips a bit.
Massaging my lips wonderfully against her outerlips. sliding the tounge all the
way up and down those sensitive outerlips. Watching the lovehole open like a
flower before my vibrating tongue barely touches the innerlips. They are
fluttering with excitement. I push my thumb at the base of the clit. Pulling the
clithood back to see the little round clit. As I sucking it so tenderly between
my lips her hips start moving uncontrollably.
Aaaaaahhhhh, she moans. Please don't stop. It feels so good. Oooohhhhhhh, she
keeps moaning. I massage the clit between my lips. Rolling it back and forth.
Flicking it rapidly a couple of times. It makes her go wild. As she climax I
keep massaging her clit. Giving her more pleasure than she can handle. She pulls
my hair as a sign to let go.
I look up at her, smiling. Hugging her and placing a kiss on her lips. Gently
stroking my fingers around her cheek. "Now it's my turn.", she says. Rolling me
over. She starts kissing my chest. Moving over the my right nipple. Taking it so
gently between her lips. Sucking it softly. It makes me smile of pleasure.
Dragging her tongue over to the other nipple. Circling slowly around it before
rocking it carefully around.
Mmmmmmmm, I hum. Feeling my body vibrate as she suckes my nipple lovingly
between her gentle lips. Her hands stroke my stomach and down my thighs. She
makes some tender kisses over my stomach before she circles her tongue around my
navel. It tickles a bit. My hardon stiffens and relaxes back and forth at her
touches. I have no control over it whatsoever.
Finally she takes my hardon between her thumb and indexfinger. Gently slide the
skin down, exposing my head which has grown big from the arousal. Her tongue
skillfully makes some rapid movements around the head. It really makes my blood
rush. At the same time she slowly massages my hardon up and down between her
fingers. Mmmmmmmm, oooohhhhh....feels good, I moan. Breathing heavily.
She takes the head between her lips and sucks it firmly without letting go.
Keeping the same pressure for awhile but then increasing it which make my body
raise some inches over the bed. I close my eyes and squeeze the blanket in my
hands. She increases the pressure even more and I can't help it when my body
raises some more inches over the bed. She let go and put her hand around my
hardon. Massaging it slowly and firmly in long strokes. My hardon is like a
magnet against her hand and my back is now far off the bed and I start moving my
hips to the rythm of her hand.
She then sucks my head wonderfully between her lips while circling her tongue
around my it. At the same time she quickens the pace of her hand.
Oooohhhhhh..."I'm cumming", I exclaim.She lets go of my hardon.
"Not yet.", she smiles."First I want to give you a ride."
"You're just wonderful.", I say. My eyes glittering with delight.
She straddles me and so very slowly inserts my hardon all the way in and all the
way out. After a couple of times in that slow rythm she starts massaging my
hardon in a bit quicker pace. When my hardon goes in she squeezes the muscles
inside of her and when it goes out she let's go. My hips start moving in a
circular motion in unison with her. Still slowly and sensually. She moans louder
and louder for every stroke that we take. The pace quickens. I put my hands
against her hips.
Feeling the rythm. With every stroke we move faster and faster. Oooooohhhhh my,
feels so good, I moan. Oooohhhh yes!, she groans. Moving her hips more
determined. I love it, faster....my hips moving in perfect circular motions
right into her lovehole. She arches her back. Makes a couple of rapid moves up
and down and we both climax.
We cuddled a bit afterwards but it didn't take long before we fell asleep.
The next day I could hardly stop smiling of happiness. She was as happy as I
was. Unfortunately nothing more happened and we never saw each other again.
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Can you tell me, what is it about AOL that's so seductive? Is the user interface really that good that people happily put up with the higher expenses and advertising?
AOL is so popular, that it must have some attraction...
BTW you're a dumbass. Linux sucks, and Empirical Evidence wipes her ass with the GPL and writes e-mails to The Scientific Method using Microsoft Outlook Express.
cost of living in Montreal is higher than the cost of living in Ottawa
BWAHAHAHA
*SNORT*
No, stop, you're killing me
BWAHAHAHHAHAHAAH
Ottawa - Where earning $75k/year means you're lower class.
Oh please!
Anyone with two neurons to scratch together already knew that Slashdot's days were numbered.
Watching Slashdot crash and burn is part of the reason we come!
We're not going to pay to avoid the very reason we came here in the first place!
Persian girls are great. Beautiful pale skin, shy, tall, intelligent. Yummy.
Oh, sorry, you had something to say about Woodrow Wilson? Don't care, I can't get over Ms. Famili's hot bod. Mmm...
Yeah, and according to the Dell web site, he's currently pursuing some deep dicking with the bi-sexual sluts at New York University's Theatre Department.
Then you obviously have not installed Windows XP yet.
Install Windows XP today, for a fine, fast and stable user experience.
You're welcome.
CMDR Lamo and friends have changed the default order by to be newest first.....
Cooleo! Now I have the first post!
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Its a bug in SlashCode
According to this linux sucks
Good one fuck wit. Any decent fucking system would have a "User Time Report Tool" which you would click on, type in the users ID and the whole lot is done.
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It was a hot summer evening in southern Sweden when I took my bicycle and headed
for the beach. The beach was empty of people. My clothes fell to the ground one
piece at a time before I walked out into the ocean. Slowly I swam further away
from the beach as I watched the sun setting. A little smile of happiness was
seen in my face. With my two feet steadily in the sand, my body reaching 5'8
into the air with glittering light brown eyes and short light brown hair. With
such a soft, silky, sensitive and nicely tanned skin. It was all focused on the
red round sun heading for sleep. My naked body was in total harmony with the
nature...What a lovely sight, I thought to myself. As the sun disappeared I
decided to head back to the beach.
It was then that I recognize that I wasn't all alone anymore. Someone was
standing on the beach. I was too far away to see what the person looked like so
I started swimming rapidly back, fearing that the person would steal my clothes.
As I approached the beach I recognized that it looked like a very natural and
warmhearted woman. Her body was beautiful. Such round, nice figures and a long
brown hair. To my surprise she was taking off her clothes.
I wasn't sure how to react. Did she understand that I was naked?
As she took her bra off her beautiful breasts popped out. I swam even closer to
take a better look. The areolas was round and big and naturally pink. She must
have been around 35 but her absolutely gorgeous body made her look even younger.
Now she turned to me. Took her breasts between her hands and gently caressed
them. I squeezed my fingers of anticipation at this sight. It was obvious that
she was trying to seduce me. She knew what she was doing...
Very femininely and calmly she began to walk out into the water towards me.
Still holding her hands around her breast. She squeezed them playfully and
smiled.
Ohhh, what a rush! By now I had a hardon. I was mesmerized... As she approached
I could feel the air vibrating. My vision became more and more unclear.
My body was heating up rapidly. I bit my lip softly. Letting one hand gently
stroke my hardon. My face turning absolutely red. I was shaking with excitement.
It felt like an eternity before she reached me. She put her arms around me.
Snuggling caringly. Her body so close to mine.
It made me calm down. I gently caressed her soft skin. Showing my gratitude by
kissing her very sensually. She kissed me back with her soft lips. Her tongue
tracing around my lips while taking my hardon gently between her fingers.
Sliding the skin back and forth very slowly. My head was spinning...
and I kept kissing her as I circled my fingertips over her round buttcheeks.
Then she raised the tempo a bit. I leaned my head back and moaned. Her soft lips
kissed my neck and her tongue teasingly licked my skin. She massaged my hardon
firmly and a bit around at the same time. My eyes were widening. She knew I was
about to cum. Smiling at me and giving my hardon a couple of quick moves with
her skillful hand made me cum. Oooooooohhhhhhh, I moaned loud as I cum.
"Did you enjoy that?", she asked kindly.
I laughed and replied: "You bet."
"Would you like to follow me home?", she said.
"Sure.", I said. *Hugging her tightly*
We put our clothes on. Took her car with my bicycle in the back and headed for
her home. She was indeed a very natural lady. Very calm and kind. It was nothing
really strange about her. The feeling between us was very relaxing and I felt
very attracted to her although she was a bit older than me. I let my hand rest
against her thigh. Softly and ever so gently caressing her with my fingertip.
Feeling the vibration between my fingertip and her thigh raising slowly. I
looked into her eyes and her eyes were much bigger than normal. Showing a clear
sign of arousal. Since she was driving I didn't want to take it futher right
then.
At her house we sat down in her bed. We started kissing sweetly. Our movements
were so slow that it felt like the time had stopped. My fingertips brushed her
thighs gently. Moving upwards over her innerthighs. Making some rapid circles
before heading down between where the leg and body connect. Moving in a straight
line right up to her stomach. Making sensual patterns in different paces. She
takes a pillow. Places it behind her head. Take her clothes off and lay down on
the bed. My sweet lips start by massaging her stomach. Licking my tongue around
playfully. Wiggling it teasingly. Kissing it tenderly.
Heading down towards her lovehole. Going to the right. Dragging my tongue down
where the leg and the body meet and futher down her innerthigh. Brushing my lips
so sensually against it. Going over to the other side. Making some rapid kisses
over her innerthigh. Followed by some very slow flicks with the tongue right
beside her lovehole.
As I look up at her, her face has turned red and her mouth is wide open. The
legs far apart. She shivers as I brush two fingers beside her lovehole, barely
touching her skin. I lean forward, circling my tongue around her pink, round,
large areola. It grows beautifully. Taking her areola and nipple between my
lips.
Sucking it firmly. Making the nipple stretch before releasing it. Watching the
breast shake. Stroking the fingers around the other breast before gently
wiggling the nipple from side to side. Taking the breast into my mouth. Sucking
it sensually...listening to her moans. Massaging it between my lips and sucking
it all the way out until only the nipple is between my lips. Stretching it and
releasing it. Making the breast shake. I move up to her face and kisses her long
and deep. She takes my head between her hands and give me a wonderful, sensual
kiss. It burns heavenly in my heart. I slide my tongue playfully into her mouth.
Teasing her tongue. Flicking my tongue at the silky underside of her tongue. Her
breath is warm and she's breathing heavily. I move down to her neck. Placing my
lips around her lefthand side. Massaging them slowly.
Circling my tongue around so wonderfully. Making some rapid soft kisses around
her neck before gently stroking it with the tip of my tongue. She places her
hands over my head guiding me futher down. Between her beautiful breasts and
stomach down to her now moist lovely. I take a couple of long, slow strokes with
my tongue at each side before sucking her lips between my lips. Ooohhhh, she
moans silently. Gently I put my thumbs at each side and open the lips a bit.
Massaging my lips wonderfully against her outerlips. sliding the tounge all the
way up and down those sensitive outerlips. Watching the lovehole open like a
flower before my vibrating tongue barely touches the innerlips. They are
fluttering with excitement. I push my thumb at the base of the clit. Pulling the
clithood back to see the little round clit. As I sucking it so tenderly between
my lips her hips start moving uncontrollably.
Aaaaaahhhhh, she moans. Please don't stop. It feels so good. Oooohhhhhhh, she
keeps moaning. I massage the clit between my lips. Rolling it back and forth.
Flicking it rapidly a couple of times. It makes her go wild. As she climax I
keep massaging her clit. Giving her more pleasure than she can handle. She pulls
my hair as a sign to let go.
I look up at her, smiling. Hugging her and placing a kiss on her lips. Gently
stroking my fingers around her cheek. "Now it's my turn.", she says. Rolling me
over. She starts kissing my chest. Moving over the my right nipple. Taking it so
gently between her lips. Sucking it softly. It makes me smile of pleasure.
Dragging her tongue over to the other nipple. Circling slowly around it before
rocking it carefully around.
Mmmmmmmm, I hum. Feeling my body vibrate as she suckes my nipple lovingly
between her gentle lips. Her hands stroke my stomach and down my thighs. She
makes some tender kisses over my stomach before she circles her tongue around my
navel. It tickles a bit. My hardon stiffens and relaxes back and forth at her
touches. I have no control over it whatsoever.
Finally she takes my hardon between her thumb and indexfinger. Gently slide the
skin down, exposing my head which has grown big from the arousal. Her tongue
skillfully makes some rapid movements around the head. It really makes my blood
rush. At the same time she slowly massages my hardon up and down between her
fingers. Mmmmmmmm, oooohhhhh....feels good, I moan. Breathing heavily.
She takes the head between her lips and sucks it firmly without letting go.
Keeping the same pressure for awhile but then increasing it which make my body
raise some inches over the bed. I close my eyes and squeeze the blanket in my
hands. She increases the pressure even more and I can't help it when my body
raises some more inches over the bed. She let go and put her hand around my
hardon. Massaging it slowly and firmly in long strokes. My hardon is like a
magnet against her hand and my back is now far off the bed and I start moving my
hips to the rythm of her hand.
She then sucks my head wonderfully between her lips while circling her tongue
around my it. At the same time she quickens the pace of her hand.
Oooohhhhhh..."I'm cumming", I exclaim.She lets go of my hardon.
"Not yet.", she smiles."First I want to give you a ride."
"You're just wonderful.", I say. My eyes glittering with delight.
She straddles me and so very slowly inserts my hardon all the way in and all the
way out. After a couple of times in that slow rythm she starts massaging my
hardon in a bit quicker pace. When my hardon goes in she squeezes the muscles
inside of her and when it goes out she let's go. My hips start moving in a
circular motion in unison with her. Still slowly and sensually. She moans louder
and louder for every stroke that we take. The pace quickens. I put my hands
against her hips.
Feeling the rythm. With every stroke we move faster and faster. Oooooohhhhh my,
feels so good, I moan. Oooohhhh yes!, she groans. Moving her hips more
determined. I love it, faster....my hips moving in perfect circular motions
right into her lovehole. She arches her back. Makes a couple of rapid moves up
and down and we both climax.
We cuddled a bit afterwards but it didn't take long before we fell asleep.
The next day I could hardly stop smiling of happiness. She was as happy as I
was. Unfortunately nothing more happened and we never saw each other again.