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  1. Re:For the record on Utah Attorney General Tweets Execution Order · · Score: 1
    I realize this is OT, but it really struck me as odd that Utah was still doing a death by firing squad.

    Google the Mormon doctrine of "blood atonement" and all will become clear.

    rj

  2. Hope it's male only on Chatroulette Working On Genital Recognition Algorithm · · Score: 1

    ...wouldn't want to put Taco Bell out of business.

    rj

  3. Re:Drones in US airspace? on FAA Adds a Study On Adding Drones To Commercial Aviation · · Score: 2, Insightful

    And so will your flying car.

    rj

  4. Re:They are willing to do the needful on Why Are Indian Kids So Good At Spelling? · · Score: 2, Informative

    Rent The Man Who Would Be King and you'll hear Michael Caine say it.

    rj

  5. Re:News? on Rumor of Betelgeuse's Death Greatly Exaggerated · · Score: 1
    it was observed in 1054 by astronomers all over the known world at the time

    ...except in Europe, where they appear to have missed it. Either the weather sucked, or some aspect of Medieval theology prompted them to shut up about it.

    rj

  6. Re:The truth comes out! on Mark Twain To Reveal All After 100 Year Wait · · Score: 1

    ...and Peter Jairus Frigate.

    rj

  7. Re:Adding to the Speculation on Mark Twain To Reveal All After 100 Year Wait · · Score: 1
    Apparently he was a poor husband and neglectful father

    Yeah, but Clementine managed to deal with that -- oops, sorry, thought you were talking about Winston Churchill.

    rj

  8. Re:Interesting idea on California Moves To Block Texas' Textbook Changes · · Score: 1

    Yes, it will cost California some money. But the root problem is that Texas is a big state with a lot of pupils, and its textbook orders are a significant part of a publisher's revenue. The publishers would rather publish one edition acceptable to all the states than customize them, so Texas has been dictating textbook content to much of the country.

    But California is a big state too, and if it shows the balls to refuse to be dictated to by Texas, the publishers are going to have to do something about it -- especially if a couple of other big states come on board. It shouldn't cost the publishers that much more to release a standard edition and a Texas teabagger edition.

    And the fallout from that might embarrass Texas enough to join the 21st century. Well, maybe the 20th.

    rj

  9. Re:Reading the article on 3rd-Grader Busted For Jolly Rancher Possession · · Score: 1
    I seem to recall when I was in school, if you brought candy you were ENCOURAGED to share with the class.

    A classmate of mine in 5th grade tried to test that once. The teacher spotted him chewing gum and announced "Well, I hope you brought enough for ALL of us!" Whereupon he stood up with a sack of gum and started handing it out.

    Poor guy...

    rj

  10. Re:Gravity and Energy on Underwater Ocean Kites To Harvest Tidal Energy · · Score: 1

    Certainly. All you have to do is build a gravitational-energy collecting device the size of the oceans.

    rj

  11. Movie makers don't believe... on Top 10 Things Hollywood Thinks Computers Can Do · · Score: 1

    ...that a computer can take over a car. They believe that the audience is a bunch of rubes who will buy that sort of thing.
    And guess what? They seem to sell a lot of tickets.
    rj

  12. Re:Title is nonsense on Court Allows Unmasking of P2P Downloaders · · Score: 1

    #include "IANAL.h"

    Yes: it's called "pleading in the alternative". In effect, the defense is saying "My client didn't do what the complainant accuses him of. But even if you decide he did, the complainant still has no case because the act is not unlawful."

    rj

  13. Re:Could this be some kind of cleaver marketing pl on Punishing Security Breaches · · Score: 1

    No thanks...I already have a cleaver.

    rj

  14. Re:asinine on Another WW-I Chemical Site In Washington, DC · · Score: 1

    John Keegan tells of an area in France along the Somme where the freeze-thaw cycles still bring unexploded shells to the surface that landed there in 1916. The sugar-beet farms are worked by unmanned machines dragged across the fields on cables. Every so often a machine stops with a CLANK, and the army comes and takes the shell away.

    Keegan calls it a place where the earth vomits.

    rj

  15. Re:Lightbulb? on Lower Merion School District Update · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I have to say...seeing school administrators being treated to "zero tolerance" would be very sweet schadenfreude.

    rj

  16. Re:Reminds me of those Magic Eye pictures on Do You Have a Secret Immunity To 3D Movies? · · Score: 1
    A lot of people can't view stereograms simply because the people who publish them do a piss-poor job of explaining how to do it. They say to move in close until the picture is "blurry", when the real objective is to deconverge your binocular image and reconverge it with the two individual images displaced by one repetition of the pattern.

    When people finally do succeed, there's often an "OH! I get it!" reaction.

    The publishers seem to be assuming that the viewer is too ignorant to understand "convergence", so they take advantage of the fact that most of us will closely couple convergence with focus.

    rj

  17. Re:Dirty is Relative on Dirty Duty On the Front Lines of IT · · Score: 1

    Hell, people whine about having to work in cubicles. Hard to have much sympathy when you've worked in a bullpen...

    rj

  18. Re:Bans of hands-free phones? on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 1
    The person who is present can react sensible to road conditions and shut up when needed

    Never had children, have you?

    rj

  19. How do you tell... on "Phone In One Hand, Ticket In the Other" · · Score: 1

    ...if a driver is using a hands-free phone? Watch for lip motion?

    rj

  20. Re:Gambling leaves a trail of victims on Mass. Gambling Bill Would Criminalize Online Poker · · Score: 1

    Umm, you're aware online gambling isn't done with Monopoly money, right?

    rj

  21. English-to-metric conversion? on How Do You Land a Nuke-Powered Mini-Cooper On Mars? · · Score: 2, Funny

    How many Volkswagens equal one Mini-Cooper?

    rj

  22. Re:Well Played on Pirate Party Pillages Private Papers · · Score: 1

    OK...I shall post a message that you like to set fire to puppies. If you make me take it down, we'll know you do.

    rj

  23. Didja ever notice... on Lost Nazi Uranium Found In a Dutch Scrapyard · · Score: 1

    That there's no such person as Edward Teller? It's always Edward Tellerfatherofthehydrogenbomb...

    rj

  24. Re:Ageism on Suspension of Disbelief · · Score: 1

    You'll find the same with car rentals.

    rj

  25. Re:Tape on PA School Spied On Students Via School-Issued Laptop Webcams · · Score: 1
    Good luck using that tape to cover the microphone

    Simple. Get one of those little plastic containers of jelly they serve in restaurants and tape it over the mike. Near-total sound absorption. Of course it looks a little dorky, but if you don't know how to disable the mike input, you play the cards you're dealt.

    But as mccgrew says, the elegant solution involves a lawyer interested in a cut of your new-found wealth.

    rj