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Chatroulette Working On Genital Recognition Algorithm

Show them while you can, Internet exhibitionists. Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia. The website's founder, Andrey Ternovskiy, hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation. He's even enlisted the help of Napster founder Shawn Fanning. I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?

364 comments

  1. but...but... by Pojut · · Score: 4, Funny

    What if I have a bisected penis, you insensitive clod?!?!? Or maybe just some really flashy jewelry...

    1. Re:but...but... by Jeng · · Score: 4, Funny

      But what if you look like Peter Griffin?

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    2. Re:but...but... by Zerth · · Score: 1

      Lucky you!

      It isn't my fault I've got a nose like a muppet!

    3. Re:but...but... by vxice · · Score: 1

      I'm studying biometrics and one of my friends often jokes with women he is working on a labia recognition system asking if they would like to volunteer for his study.

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    4. Re:but...but... by Syberz · · Score: 1

      That's nothing! Now I won't be able to show a picture of Shaft my pet geoduck clam!
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geoduck

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    5. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Optical Dick Recognition had to take off at some point

    6. Re:but...but... by cashman73 · · Score: 1

      Or what if I have a head shaped like this?

    7. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't wait to get my hands on this! uhh... the software. Stop looking at me.

    8. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Better question, what if you're Jewish and can't help the nose god cursed you with?

    9. Re:but...but... by DamienRBlack · · Score: 4, Funny

      You know, when it said "Genital Recognition Algorithm" I though they meant something like facial recognition, where it would be able to identify someone for security purposes using their genitals. I guess that would get rid of the "anyone can get a picture of your face" problem.

    10. Re:but...but... by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

      Invest in screenwipes now, they'll be impossible to get after the JunkScan2000 authentication system hits stores.

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    11. Re:but...but... by witherstaff · · Score: 1

      I don't see how that would be reliable in cold climates

    12. Re:but...but... by davester666 · · Score: 1

      It's just MALE genital's that are inappropriate.

      Tits and bits are still fine when you need to build a user base.

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    13. Re:but...but... by siriuskase · · Score: 1

      Yeah, naked women are rated G, but naked men, well, that's unrated. What's the deal?

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    14. Re:but...but... by Woy · · Score: 1

      Whatever you do, no matter how hardcore and battle hardened you are, do NOT google bisected penis.

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    15. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL. People like you amuse me.

      Do not click the link.

      http://encyclopediadramatica.com/Offended

    16. Re:but...but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL That's exactly what I thought. Like, I'd show my penis and it would go "James Stewart of 18 Chatham St, Adelaide, South Australia... stop showing your penis".

      Looks like I'm safe, at least for now, until they develop this technology!

      BBL Showing my penis!

  2. "View picture"? by solevita · · Score: 1

    Oh, I wish this article had a "read more" link to get to the comments...

    1. Re:"View picture"? by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful
      As long as they don't use this to keep BREASTS from being shown!??!?

      Female, that is.....

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    2. Re:"View picture"? by nashv · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Er, breasts are not genitals. So I think we're safe there.

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    3. Re:"View picture"? by DurendalMac · · Score: 3, Funny

      I've only seen real, live boobies once on Chatroulette, and I'm not even sure they were human. Looked more like a friggin' whale. She got upset when I asked her to do the truffle shuffle.

    4. Re:"View picture"? by dangitman · · Score: 0

      I've only seen real, live boobies once on Chatroulette, and I'm not even sure they were human. Looked more like a friggin' whale. She got upset when I asked her to do the truffle shuffle.

      Don't worry, that was just Cowboy Neal.

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  3. Suddenly... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 2, Funny

    90% of ChatRoulette users get dropped.

    1. Re:Suddenly... by TheLink · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Actually you don't have to block or drop them. If the genital recognition algorithm works, you could just link those users to a video/chatbot that laughs at them. Of course it won't work so well if they drop their pants right in the middle of a session with a real human, but you could still automatically switch quickly to the "chatbot" after that.

      But I thought people that go to chatroulette should be expecting crap like this and worse? I haven't bothered since I don't have a webcam, nor do I want to risk seeing some yucky stuff.

      FWIW, I doubt seeing some genitals would bother me. As long as they're not mangled/bloody or gross in some other way. Maybe they should have something that recognizes Goatse and worse stuff, that'll be more useful (though a lot more challenging :) ).

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    2. Re:Suddenly... by John+Hasler · · Score: 5, Insightful

      > ...you could just link those users to a video/chatbot that laughs at them.

      Just link them to each other.

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    3. Re:Suddenly... by Altus · · Score: 4, Funny

      Isn't that pretty much how it works now?

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    4. Re:Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FWIW, I doubt seeing some genitals would bother me. As long as they're not mangled/bloody or gross in some other way. Maybe they should have something that recognizes Goatse and worse stuff, that'll be more useful (though a lot more challenging :) ).

      The idea is to keep the females from leaving. They aren't going to visit a chat site if there is nothing but pics of genitalia.

    5. Re:Suddenly... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      "The idea is to keep the females from leaving. They aren't going to visit a chat site if there is nothing but pics of genitalia."

      Err.....girls don't like seeing nekkid men?!?!

      News to me...

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    6. Re:Suddenly... by AvitarX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Doubtful,

      It's not that there is a huge quantity of wang, it is simply that the secret wankers are nexted very quickly.

      My 20 minute conversation pulls a random aussie out of rotation for over 100 times as long as I pull a secret wanker out of the running (ten seconds tops if the screen loads slowly).

      This leads to the secret wankers being very over-represented. If 1/3 of the shots are wankers, that's about .3% being wankers.

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    7. Re:Suddenly... by TaoPhoenix · · Score: 1

      "Of course it won't work so well if they drop their pants right in the middle of a session with a real human" ... DickRolled???!

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    8. Re:Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      "The idea is to keep the females from leaving. They aren't going to visit a chat site if there is nothing but pics of genitalia."

      Err.....girls don't like seeing nekkid men?!?!

      News to me...

      They do like seeing naked men. It's just that if they admitted that openly instead of acting coy, then they couldn't so easily make men jump through hoops all the time in order to get laid. Women are 52% of the population - there is no short supply of pussy. They do with pussy like the De Beers family does with diamonds. They artificially restrict supply in order to maintain trade value. Most women play along with this because it's in their interests not to rock the boat. A real lady doesn't do this because she has a lot more to offer than what's between her legs, but real ladies are quite rare. The vast majority of women play these stupid supply-and-demand games to get what they want while complaining that most men are pigs, as though that isn't precisely what they are counting on because it's so easy to exploit. The difference between average women and a prostitute is that a prostitute states the price up-front and has no illusions about what is happening.

    9. Re:Suddenly... by robot256 · · Score: 1, Funny

      Maybe but they won't admit it while they feel pressured by our sexist double standards. It's not that they don't want to see it, it's that we don't want them to want to see it, even though we want them to see it. Or maybe we want to not want them to want to see it, but we want them to want to see it anyways. Personally I find the whole gender issues mess totally confusing (and no i've never had a gf.)

    10. Re:Suddenly... by Philip_the_physicist · · Score: 1

      I think it is more likely that they don't like seeing naked chatroulette users.

      After all, if you can get a real lady to look at you naked (or, preferably, more than just look), you're not likely to be so desperate for female attention.

    11. Re:Suddenly... by Gaygirlie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's probably more to do with the looks of the person: I'd sell my grandma if I could get to look at Jason Statham naked, but seeing a 40+ year old greasy, fat, untidy dirty pig over a poor webcam picture showing off his genitals really isn't something I'd dream of.

      Besides, a healthy view of the world, clever sense of humour and the ability to actually discuss all things maturely is a lot more attractive than a penis of any size or quality.

    12. Re:Suddenly... by jonadab · · Score: 1

      > you could just link those users to a video/chatbot that laughs at them

      No, to one another. Exclusively.

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    13. Re:Suddenly... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      says Gaygirlie....

    14. Re:Suddenly... by FredFredrickson · · Score: 1

      Besides, a healthy view of the world, clever sense of humour and the ability to actually discuss all things maturely is a lot more attractive than a penis of any size or quality.

      I'm sad more girls don't share this point of view.

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    15. Re:Suddenly... by clone53421 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Besides, a healthy view of the world, clever sense of humour and the ability to actually discuss all things maturely is a lot more attractive than a penis of any size or quality.

      And an excellent way to get yourself quickly friend-zoned, yeah.

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  4. You want to see my id? by Alien+Being · · Score: 1

    Excuse me while I whip this out.

    1. Re:You want to see my id? by somaTh · · Score: 2, Funny

      I hope the filter is hard on people. They need to understand there are stiff rules.

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    2. Re:You want to see my id? by negRo_slim · · Score: 0

      Excuse me while I whip this out.

      Be careful the RIAA might come after you?

      FTFS:

      He's even enlisted the help of Napster founder Shawn Fanning. I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?

      lolwut?

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    3. Re:You want to see my id? by thedonger · · Score: 1

      He's even enlisted the help of Napster founder Shawn Fanning. I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?

      lolwut?

      Napster never recognized the genitalia of all those RIAA lawyers who were continually fucking it.

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    4. Re:You want to see my id? by 2names · · Score: 1

      -1 cheeky monkey.

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    5. Re:You want to see my id? by somaTh · · Score: 1

      Worth it.

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    6. Re:You want to see my id? by DarkEmpath · · Score: 1

      "Alien Being! They said you was hung!"

      "They was right!"

  5. If they really want to be popular by spleen_blender · · Score: 5, Insightful

    They should make an algorithm that filters IN tits.

    1. Re:If they really want to be popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or pussy.

    2. Re:If they really want to be popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They should make an algorithm that filters IN tits.

      You've alredy got websites for that, check out cam4...

    3. Re:If they really want to be popular by bertoelcon · · Score: 3, Funny

      Well if they take out the penises all that will be left is tits, pussy, ass, faces, signs, and fake webcam drivers.

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    4. Re:If they really want to be popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "check out cam4" Haha omg I love you.

    5. Re:If they really want to be popular by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      all you need to do is say "Tits or GTFO" on any female that doesn't show her tits.

    6. Re:If they really want to be popular by quenda · · Score: 1

      They should make an algorithm that filters IN tits.

      That will do nothing but invite a deluge of plumber's crack.

    7. Re:If they really want to be popular by quenda · · Score: 1

      Or pussy.

      How good will it be when humans can't tell the difference between a pussy and a face?
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bq6xjTyw7zM&feature=related

    8. Re:If they really want to be popular by ACorrosionOfDeviants · · Score: 1

      Well if they take out the penises all that will be left is tits, pussy, ass, faces, signs, and fake webcam drivers.

      And Jon Lajoie will need to revamp the Chatroulette Song.
      Classic.

  6. Priorities by Ltap · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia.

    I guess we know where their priorities lie...

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    1. Re:Priorities by TitusC3v5 · · Score: 1

      Last time I checked, Chatroulette wasn't plagued by a horde of women flashing their genitalia on camera.

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    2. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 3, Funny

      There's actually a pretty decent amount of it, albeit a small fraction of the amount of male genitalia. Strangely enough though, it has not drawn a proportionate number of complaints.

    3. Re:Priorities by Ltap · · Score: 1

      I think that if they broadened their genital-blocking horizons, their userbase would dry up.

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    4. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Probably because the penis itself is not stimulating to many women. No one but teenagers really wants to see it. OTOH, most men are fond of seeing an attractive clitoris, even randomly. And women will more than likely be impartial.

      And of course, on Chatroulette men > women, so of course there are more complaints about penises.

      Penis.

    5. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      I think that if they broadened their genital-blocking horizons, their userbase would dry up.

      You mean SHRIVEL up.

    6. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A truly sexist ploy unless they also block female genitals and breasts also.

      Please don't block female genitals or breasts.

    7. Re:Priorities by bickerdyke · · Score: 1

      I *knew* there was a reason why I'm ignoring it.

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    8. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But PLEASE block male breasts.

    9. Re:Priorities by highspl · · Score: 1

      Sue 'em for discrimination.

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    10. Re:Priorities by MobileTatsu-NJG · · Score: 1

      I guess we know where their priorities lie...

      They're going after the people that cause the most complaints. What should their first priority be?

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    11. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where there's the most problems? My female friends on a dating site really do get assholes sending them penis pics, but I've yet to hear of any guys (friends, myself, or other) getting chicks to send them naked pics - much less getting those pics volunteered to them without asking or mentioning them - on the same site.

    12. Re:Priorities by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      The whiners who are complaining.

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    13. Re:Priorities by newdsfornerds · · Score: 1

      HAHA! That was my first thought as well.

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    14. Re:Priorities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they filter out female genitalia, they may inadvertently begin filtering out beavers, clams, tacos, etc. Would someone please think of the fur burgers?!?

    15. Re:Priorities by hedwards · · Score: 0, Troll

      I wish I could mod you insightful for that. I'd chock it up to homophobia and women being less enlightened about genitals than men. Despite all the incessant screeching about sexual harassment, women expect an awful lot of tolerance out of men in terms of what we're expected to put up with. TV alone shows a lot of things that I don't want to see about female genitalia and basically nothing about male. Not that I'm complaining about not enough penises on TV, but perhaps less explicit talk about female genitalia is in order.

      But then again, supposedly the vagina is in some fashion less freakish than a penis. Don't know why, perhaps it's related to why men need to subsidize women only sexual health care.

    16. Re:Priorities by Khyber · · Score: 1

      I was thinking exactly this.

      Just like the guy in AZ that sued a bar over ladies' night claiming it was discriminatory, and won.

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  7. Seriously by name_already_taken · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I thought that was what Chatroulette was for.

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    1. Re:Seriously by rwa2 · · Score: 3, Funny

      A friend of mine's description of Chatroulette:

      "How many clicks to dick?"

    2. Re:Seriously by interkin3tic · · Score: 1

      I thought that was what Chatroulette was for.

      Exactly. Whenever I hear about chatroulette, there's a remark about how frequently you get someone playing with themselves. You can't convince me that anyone on chatroulette is unprepared to see a wang any more than you could convince me that people go into bars unaware that they sell alchohol there.

      Disclaimer: having never been on chatroulette, I could be unaware of some other reason to go onto chatroulette.

    3. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It’s roulette. You usually get the dude playing with himself, but every once in a while, you get a girl. And every once in a very great while, she actually wants to see a dude playing with himself, and join in. Basically, it’s like hitting the jackpot.

      Some people are just a bit more up-front about what they were looking for than others...

    4. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "...And every once in a very great while, she actually wants to see a dude playing with himself, and join in."

      Beyond speculation, I can only think of one way you'd know that.

    5. Re:Seriously by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To be honest I’ve never hit the jackpot (so to speak) on ChatRoulette... but I have seen some pretty good performances on TinyChat.

    6. Re:Seriously by mpeskett · · Score: 2

      I suspect their thinking is that being synonymous with endless hordes of masturbators isn't the best thing for encouraging new people to take part. There's some people willing to put up with the dicks and use the service for whatever it's supposed to be for, but I'll bet there's more people who would be interested if they weren't expecting it to be a continual penis parade...

  8. So... the only problem is the penis? by jfengel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The way I read this, it says, "ChatRoulette is a great idea. The only problem is that there's too much penis. Get rid of that and it'll be fine."

    Uh, no. Trolls will troll. Showing your junk to the camera is the easiest and most obvious way, but even if you cut that out you'll just face the next thing down the pike. You're never going to out-grief the trolls.

    They're going to need something a lot more sophisticated than that. Google's Safe Search uses word context clues. It's far from perfect, but it seems to do a reasonably good job. If ChatRoulette doesn't want to be overrun with trolls, they're going to need to think at least that creatively, which means gathering up a lot more information than "that looks like teh peener".

    1. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Issarlk · · Score: 1

      AI or computer algorithms are not advanced enough to properlly detect trolls. What chatroulette needs is to filter them thank to the help of real persons. Before you can chat with someone, you would be required to chat with someone before ; to be sure you're not a troll. Problem resolved! No more trolls on chatroulette.

    2. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two words man: taint misbehavin'

    3. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by nine-times · · Score: 1

      I guess it depends on the trolls. Is that guy who makes up songs on his piano a "troll"?

      I don't use ChatRoulette, but the reputation is that there's too much penis. Get rid of that, and then see what it has a bad reputation for, and try to get rid of that.

    4. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Don't forget that trolls are also humans, and therefore also have a certain intelligence. If they know that their first chat is a troll test, they will not troll until they get to the real chat.

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    5. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      People are still going to die in car crashes so what's the point of using seat-belts and airbags?

    6. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by albedoa · · Score: 3, Funny

      That analogy would validate if, when faced with seat belts and airbags, the cause of car crashes evolved.

    7. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by jfengel · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I don't have any perfect solutions, but I'd say a radically different way of solving the problem would be to make people pay for it, even a small amount.

      If you catch misbehavior, you boot them without refund. And refuse to accept that credit card account as payment again. It doesn't eliminate the trolls, but it makes it harder. (It also helps pay for the fact that you need staff to review troll reports, and since that job involves looking at trolls all day...)

      There's also a Slashdot-esque solution, separating the anons from the newbies from the people who have earned reputations. Let people set the level at which they choose to browse.

      Added to all this an automatic "I can tell you're trolling" detector might save some grief (people might get trolled and not report it, letting the troll go on), but they're going to need more than that.

    8. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Merls+the+Sneaky · · Score: 5, Interesting

      What they need is a rating system, like /. The trolls still troll, but the amount of people exposed to the troll is greatly reduced and it ruins most of their fun. Sure they can continue to use it, but you could redirect them to other random trolls. That way all the trolls get to look at each others cocks, and people who aren't that interested in cock will get to the people they want to interact with faster.

    9. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by EnsilZah · · Score: 1

      Alright then, how about "What's the point of developing toxins if the bugs that are eating you are going to develop an immunity anyway?"

      The original argument seems to assume some sort of group that would troll at all costs.
      I believe that once you remove the low hanging fruit (sort of pun sort of intended) of being able to display one's penis a lot of those people would just give up or find someplace where it's easier.

    10. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by lexsird · · Score: 1

      Consider the Internet a frontier still, and its in its Wild West phase of development. Anonymity which we are cloaked in now, will at some phase of development be discarded. Then poor behavior will not be tolerated for there will be repercussions to ones actions. Exposure of one's genitals in public is a crime, and when anonymity is gone, it will be an enforceable law. I am not advocating these changes, but I think that eventually something is going to change the way the Internet effects us all or we it. Governments thrive on governing and given the opportunity they will.

      Events like this with the blatant vulgarity on chatroulette are part of the formula for change. It will help in the transition, just as piracy will, or any other questionable activity. The main ingredient will be something very substantial, such as a major terrorist event via the Internet as a tool. Once an event of that magnitude happens, we will have "a new sheriff in town" and anonymity will be the first thing to change.

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    11. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, that would work great on a free website.

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    12. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Chih · · Score: 2, Insightful

      See, this is too easy, it will never be implemented. You need to think of something that is a magnitude more difficult than penis recognition software, and I bet they'll latch onto it in a heartbeat.

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    13. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by hal2814 · · Score: 1

      "You're never going to out-grief the trolls."

      I don't know. On Slashdot, I haven't seen much from the GNAA lately and goatse is finally starting to die. Maybe making it harder to troll does yield some positive results.

    14. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by PotatoFiend · · Score: 1

      On Slashdot, I haven't seen much from the GNAA lately and goatse is finally starting to die.

      Spoken like someone who doesn't browse at -1.

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    15. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by ukyoCE · · Score: 1

      Agreed - it seems like you could make a very simple algorithm to ban an IP for X days if it gets skipped immediately by the partner a certain number of times in a row. You could even make a separate "offensive" skip button, to differentiate between genitals and, say, the person going to the kitchen for a drink and leaving chatroulette up.

    16. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by AdamThor · · Score: 1

      "peener" is the funniest word I've read all day

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    17. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by GungaDan · · Score: 1

      "Is that guy who makes up songs on his piano a 'troll'?"

      Randy Newman?

      Yes.

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      Eloi are stupid, throw morlocks at them!
    18. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by jimbolauski · · Score: 1

      So after penises are filtered are inverted penises next, then brown eyes, then rick-rolling, then mutilated body parts, ... the amount of crap on the internet in nearly limitless.

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    19. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Alexandra+Erenhart · · Score: 1

      Or even simpler, link a point system to the IP currently streaming, and let the users mod up/down. And them match users depending on their rating. People will be matched with people, and penis with penis.

    20. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Rating systems get a bit tricker than a short-memory "offensive" rating. You wouldn't want, for instance, someone to be able to get up to a high rating and then proceed to dick people for hours until their rating "runs out". You also probably don't want to mix up "I didnt like that person" with "that person was doing something offensive".

    21. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Kitkoan · · Score: 1

      Its like going to 4chan and hoping it will be a clean and mature forum. It isn't going to happen. Its been designed to make you been seen by as many people as possible while remaining pretty close to anonymous. Some people will enjoy this but many will see it as a way to release their inner 'dickhead'...

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    22. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by toxonix · · Score: 1

      Unlike 4chan they are taking the most technically difficult approach first. Is there no way to flag a user as having flashed you inappropriately? You can ban IP addresses if people keep creating new accounts. I wonder how far along they are developing this 'algorithm' for finding the penis. Actually I think it would be pretty easy to implement, just not very rewarding.

    23. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by overkill1024 · · Score: 1

      Trolls will troll. Showing your junk to the camera is the easiest and most obvious way..

      I think most of them are just exhibitionists since they've actually reported me for a nature documentary. (read: I've successfully trolled them) I suppose they could have been trolls themselves if my video annoyed them then they were rather 'weak'. You are right about it just moving onto the next thing though; that's just the nature of the environment. Penny Arcade summed it up nicely: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

    24. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Vellmont · · Score: 1


      Uh, no. Trolls will troll. Showing your junk to the camera is the easiest and most obvious way, but even if you cut that out you'll just face the next thing down the pike. You're never going to out-grief the trolls.

      So don't. Create a reputation system, and allow people to filter based on reputation.

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    25. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Elo for Chatroulette?

    26. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's true that trolls will troll, but if the designers make ChatRoulette a less optimal target, it seems plausible that the trolls will dedicate their energies *elsewhere* (not necessarily a victory for the internet as a whole, but a victory for ChatRoulette.)

    27. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by mjwx · · Score: 1

      What they need is a rating system, like /.

      Mod parent -1 Shlong.

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    28. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Khyber · · Score: 1

      It's called a karma system.

      Users that get a negative karma rating are banned from using the service or accessing videos for a predefined time period.

      Camfrog uses this and it is quite effective. We also get the option of banning entire fucking countries by IP so we can restrict pretty much ANYBODY.

      Again, Camfrog beats the shit out of any other attempt at a video chat.

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    29. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by stu72 · · Score: 2

      ok so it's not the car crash evolving but it works out the same:

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_homeostasis

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Risk_compensation

    30. Re:So... the only problem is the penis? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      INTRODUCING PENIS CAMOUFLAGE PAINT!

      Is the filter stopping you from showing your penis? Well worry no more, since we have the solution... FOR YOU!

  9. What? by SnugglesTheBear · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

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    1. Re:What? by Aladrin · · Score: 1

      No, that's Russian Chat Roulette.

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    2. Re:What? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...Napster's failure...

      What failure? Isn't Fanning rich and famous?

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    3. Re:What? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I didn't realize that Napster's failure was due to its single-minded focus on creating a genital recognition system.

      No, Napster did fail as a result of a bunch of dicks, though.

  10. a democratic solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    odds are the penis bandits are frequent offenders. let the community flag them for you. once an IP has been flagged enough times, ban them.

    crowd source it, let the people decide.

    gotta be easier than penis recognition software.

    1. Re:a democratic solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Except in a world of no IP addresses, very few people have static IPs. Banning IPs is not very helpful at the moment. Maybe with IPv6, it will be possible to simply ban the /64 and be done with it.

    2. Re:a democratic solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There are a LOT of penises out there. Search and destroy, I say! Permanent ban the cocks.

    3. Re:a democratic solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That will quickly eliminate every college campus that sits behind a firewall. Getting rid of the demographic that advertisers crave the most is not a good forward looking strategy.

    4. Re:a democratic solution by yo_tuco · · Score: 1

      "crowd source it, let the people decide."

      Actually, per the Wikipedia About ChatRoulette, a person can get banned up to 40 minutes if 3 people complain within 5 minutes.

  11. Really... by doctor_nation · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I don't understand why they don't have a simple voting system. If a user does something bad or obscene, vote them down. Then match the poorly rated people with each other. Or just have an obscenity button and if a person triggers it multiple times they get kicked off.

    1. Re:Really... by sznupi · · Score: 1

      "Then match the poorly rated people with each other"

      Oh how that should be the way in social networking... ("poorly" being relative of course; more of a folksonomy in the style of Last.fm that really matches like-people)

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    2. Re:Really... by Darkness404 · · Score: 1

      Ok, now seriously, what do you think the chances of trolls just voting down average people are? Pretty high.

      In all honesty, isn't the entire point of ChatRoulette just to troll people?

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    3. Re:Really... by RESPAWN · · Score: 1

      We see how well that system works for slashdot...

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    4. Re:Really... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      For trolls, it works reasonably well. Not perfect, but there's no perfect solution anyway.

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    5. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      That could work but only if done like Slashdot were moderators have to prove themselves or they don't get to moderate. Otherwise the people themselves become the trolls (see: Digg)

    6. Re:Really... by Dorkmaster+Flek · · Score: 1

      But Slashdot also has meta-moderation whereby your own comment ratings themselves are also voted on, double blind of course. This helps ensure that people don't abuse their moderation privileges.

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    7. Re:Really... by jadrian · · Score: 1

      I've thought of something similar. Come up with a paid membership site that people can use to be matched up specifically to the guys who are flagged on chat roulette.

    8. Re:Really... by jayme0227 · · Score: 1, Insightful

      What happens when the trolls start just reverse-modding people en masse?

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    9. Re:Really... by Princeofcups · · Score: 1

      I don't understand why they don't have a simple voting system. If a user does something bad or obscene, vote them down. Then match the poorly rated people with each other. Or just have an obscenity button and if a person triggers it multiple times they get kicked off.

      Because it's too easy to get an innocent person voted down just to fuck with them. That will lead to nothing but shenanigans.

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    10. Re:Really... by joggle · · Score: 3, Informative

      Actually, it works pretty well for slashdot. Have you looked at other, non-moderated forums such as at newspaper websites? It seems at least half the posts there are trolls.

    11. Re:Really... by welcher · · Score: 2, Informative

      They do have an obscenity button -- three people push it and you are out.

    12. Re:Really... by Nimey · · Score: 1

      Dear god yes, and most of the rest are just stupid. It's pretty rare to find a poster to those things that is sincere, intelligent, and coherent.

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    13. Re:Really... by Cyberllama · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Show Tits or I vote you down.

    14. Re:Really... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      But... But... but I'm a dude!

    15. Re:Really... by ZiggyM · · Score: 1

      They had a "Report" button months ago. I just checked and they still have it, so I guess that wasnt working well. Besides, it would at most only ban that IP and not the user, since there is no user/login on the site (which is one of its features, of course)

    16. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Doesn't matter. If you can build up enough data, you'll be able to identify such trolls. It basically boils down to the Netflix competition.

      The real test of Chatroulette, and the only way it can escape penisageddon, is to see if anyone finds a use for it when the penises are gone.

    17. Re:Really... by gatzby3jr · · Score: 1

      Some people I knew went on ChatRoulette, and everytime they saw someone exposing their penis, they held up a microscope to the web cam.

      They got voted out.

    18. Re:Really... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      The distinction is that, so long as there are more regular people than trolls, trolls will disproportionately receive downmods.

    19. Re:Really... by demonlapin · · Score: 1

      I don't think anybody's interested in paying for amateur gay porn. Assuming it's anything like straight porn, it's available everywhere for free.

    20. Re:Really... by discord5 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Then match the poorly rated people with each other. Or just have an obscenity button and if a person triggers it multiple times they get kicked off.

      Foolproof! Nobody is ever going to abuse that system.

    21. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The system works!

      I can't hardly wait to see attention whores, desperate for votes, doing whatever depraved thing comes to my drunken mind.

      I know I am not the only one.

    22. Re:Really... by TheSpoom · · Score: 1

      Really, really well?

      Sure, when an article is just posted, you sometimes get a GNAA troll or two. But once things settle a bit (usually about five minutes into posting) the trolls just magically disappear, assuming you have close-to-default user settings. Moderation is great here.

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    23. Re:Really... by PW2 · · Score: 1

      slashdot style limited moderation points with meta-moderation of a video frame at the time the moderation was made may solve this

    24. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure... but can't deny you can find some great Jewels there... just check some out the thinkers over there that just happen to brighten people's days.

    25. Re:Really... by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 1

      But you're on /. so ... show tits or I vote you down!

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    26. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      so a screen cap gets emailed to admins every time someone is voted down and people who vote down non trolls eventually have their votes not count.

    27. Re:Really... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      well, you could also have a metamoderation system that detects anyone consistently voting down people with otherwise good reputation, and discredits their votes...

    28. Re:Really... by tnk1 · · Score: 1

      Actually kicking off is not the best idea. Griefers and trolls will find a way to get back if they are told or they realize that they have been dealt with. The idea of simply sending them to the other trolls is much better. They have almost no idea that they have been rated down, except perhaps the significant increase in the amount of male genitalia they are seeing, so they spend more time exposing themselves on an account no one is looking at. And assuming that they don't like what they see, they may even assume that CR is all about seeing that and decide its boring and leave entirely of their own free will.

  12. But... but... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 2, Interesting

    What about the people who want to look at boners? Won't somebody please think of the perverts?!

    Though really this is an opportunity waiting to be snatched up. Chatroulette has demonstrated that there is a huge userbase just waiting to wave their willies on camera, so all somebody need do is create software that does something similar, and then make it known that 'this is the new place to flash people on teh intarwebs!' and BOOM instant userbase (= MONAY).

    If I weren't so lazy I'd do it myself.

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    1. Re:But... but... by uncanny · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it's called the rest of the internet

    2. Re:But... but... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      I can't believe you were modded up for that. 'The rest of the internet' is diffuse and unstructured and makes the process of looking at and/or delivering live wangs a tedious process limited in scope by time and resources. By consolidating a service with a single purpose the process is streamlined and the scope expanded to include more desired content in one place.

      Why do you think there are so many pr0n-oriented YouTube clones? The significant features excluded in the biggest services are going to be in demand as separate services. Just you wait, it will happen.

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    3. Re:But... but... by maxwell+demon · · Score: 2, Insightful

      What about the people who want to look at boners? Won't somebody please think of the perverts?!

      Anyone who wants to see male genitalia is a pervert? What about all those who want to see female genitalia?

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    4. Re:But... but... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      That was sarcasm. It was meant to parody 'think of the children'. I also think that 'pervert' is a word that can be rehabilitated like 'geek' or 'nerd'. I am not in the least bit afraid or ashamed to self-identify as a pervert.

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    5. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the people who want to look at boners? Won't somebody please think of the perverts?!

      Though really this is an opportunity waiting to be snatched up. Chatroulette has demonstrated that there is a huge userbase just waiting to wave their willies on camera, so all somebody need do is create software that does something similar, and then make it known that 'this is the new place to flash people on teh intarwebs!' and BOOM instant userbase (= MONAY).

      If I weren't so lazy I'd do it myself.

      There is a fork of chatroulette called manroulette. You can see all the penii you want there. Interesting to see what happens to manroulette if this "filter" gets into the main source code.

    6. Re:But... but... by drunkennewfiemidget · · Score: 1

      Awesome. Any other questions?

    7. Re:But... but... by ElectricTurtle · · Score: 1

      Noted. This is so informative it should be in the summary.

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    8. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      already exists... Just try Cam 4 and thats it... anyway, there will always be another way (and another bussiness waiting) for some pervs to go around flashing dicks or whatever

    9. Re:But... but... by vegiVamp · · Score: 1

      They don't know what they're missing.

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    10. Re:But... but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about the people who want to look at boners? Won't somebody please think of the perverts?!
       

      http://www.webcamnow.com/

  13. Blatant Sexism by damn_registrars · · Score: 4, Funny

    Chatroulette is working on image-recognition software that will filter out shots of male genitalia.

    So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

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    1. Re:Blatant Sexism by $RANDOMLUSER · · Score: 5, Funny

      So women can show their hoo-ha, but I can't show my ting-ting? Where's the ACLU on this one?

      They moved on to the third grade.

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    2. Re:Blatant Sexism by glwtta · · Score: 1

      You're one of those idiots that complain about Ladies Nights being sexist, aren't you?

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    3. Re:Blatant Sexism by damn_registrars · · Score: 1

      You're one of those idiots that complain about Ladies Nights being sexist, aren't you?

      Joke >------>

      You o

      'nuff said.

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    4. Re:Blatant Sexism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the parent was a +1 at best, i wish i could give his remaining 4 to you. nice one!

    5. Re:Blatant Sexism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's a double standard I can live with.

    6. Re:Blatant Sexism by flaming+error · · Score: 2, Funny

      > I can't show my ting-ting?
      Dude, this is the internet. Exaggerate. Call it a dong-dong. Why sell yourself short?

  14. Whatever. by garcia · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Chatroulette has long featured the rawest side of humanity -- copulating couples, men taking their pants off, and so on. But it also allows for a potentially rewarding (and potentially lucrative) random human connection, and that's what interests investors.

    While for me Chatroulette was nothing more than a one-time novelty and an interesting experiment by Ben Folds, I understand it may have a larger value to others. Unfortunately this sounds like Chatroulette is suddenly going to suck the same dicks they are eliminating because someone wants to make a buck.

    Let it continue on in the way it has or let it die. Let's stop bastardizing stuff because a bunch of investors don't like others seeing the raging members sticking out from their foreheads.

    1. Re:Whatever. by LS · · Score: 1

      Ok. So why don't you set up your own version and cover the hosting fees? Oh wait....

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    2. Re:Whatever. by garcia · · Score: 1

      Ok. So why don't you set up your own version and cover the hosting fees? Oh wait....

      Oh wait...yeah, I don't see any value in it so I'm not going to do it. But for the things I do find value in, namely covering local political news and data, I do pay the self-hosting fees associated with it.

      But you don't care about that because it doesn't fit with your troll. At least if you're going to make a dig on someone using a long running Slashdot meme, you might as well do it with a clue.

    3. Re:Whatever. by Demonantis · · Score: 1

      While for me Chatroulette was nothing more than a one-time novelty and an interesting experiment by Ben Folds

      I suspect that's what the recognition software is to him. Luckily he gets to play with investors money this time around.

    4. Re:Whatever. by venicebeach · · Score: 1

      While for me Chatroulette was nothing more than a one-time novelty and an interesting experiment by Ben Folds

      We should not propagate this misattribution.

      The piano chat roulette improv guy was not Ben Folds, although Ben Folds did a tribute to him after people noticed the similarity.

      "Merton" deserves the credit for this one.

    5. Re:Whatever. by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      Chatroulette is visual Twitter.

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    6. Re:Whatever. by citylivin · · Score: 5, Informative

      "While for me Chatroulette was nothing more than a one-time novelty and an interesting experiment by Ben Folds"

      Well I don't know who "ben folds" is, but chatroulette was started by a russian teen programmer named Andrey Ternovskiy, who had positive experiences meeting people of other cultures in his uncles(?) Moscow based tourist shop. He tried to recreate this on the web. His vision was random people in the world having video chats to each other, to share knowledge and experience.

      There was a whole newyorker article on chatroulette. I am not surprised that he is trying to monetize it, as he is young and had alot of interest stateside (as to be expected with any viral hit web 2.0 application).

      Just because it was a novelty *For You*, does not mean that you get to attribute your, shall we say "wild guesses" to the motivations and ideals behind the site. They discuss cocks and stuff in the new yorker article and it seemed to me that he was planning some sort of filtering to make it more usable. You are always going to get trolls if you have a purely anonymous fourm. Fighting trolls on the internet is a skill one has to acquire and adapt. This is what he seems to be doing, in a slightly comedic but genuinely interesting way. He seems like a bright kid, so i wouldnt write him off as a one hit wonder yet.

      "Let it continue on in the way it has or let it die. Let's stop bastardizing stuff because a bunch of investors don't like others seeing the raging members"

      You seem to be under the mistaken impression that chatroulette was designed to display cocks. Raging members might be what your biases have led you to focus on, but it was never "the way" of the site, any more than slashdots way is penis birds or gnaa trolls. Perhaps if you actually read a bit more about the topic before commenting, you wouldn't be so mistaken in your key assumptions. (you must be old here, mr 4 digit userid!)

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    7. Re:Whatever. by shermo · · Score: 2, Informative

      Well I don't know who "ben folds" is,

      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU

      He calls himself Merton, but people think it's Ben Folds.

      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ben_Folds

      In the second one that he released he says he's not Ben Folds, but that doesn't stop rumours.

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    8. Re:Whatever. by garcia · · Score: 1

      There's a reason I said Ben Folds, because it *was* done by Ben Folds apparently as a tribute: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LfamTmY5REw

      I don't know the other guy, and most other people wouldn't either, but there are some people who do know Ben Folds. Sorry I didn't know the root origin of where it came from, I only knew of the video watched by 4.4 million other people.

    9. Re:Whatever. by LS · · Score: 1

      Problem is that your blog probably costs virtually nothing to run, whereas routing tens of thousands of video streams costs a lot more. So you can use the epithet of troll and label me, but that doesn't address the issue that no one is willing to spend tons of money to let people show their dicks to each other for free.

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    10. Re:Whatever. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Problem is that your blog probably costs virtually nothing to run

      It costs me thousands of dollars in Internet connection fees, taxes, and time. Same difference.

    11. Re:Whatever. by curtix7 · · Score: 1

      When something as simple as chatroulette "goes viral" or becomes as popular as chatroullete has become, "it" is not what its creator created, "it" becomes something else.

      Do you think Rick Astley or whoever wrote that song should have a say in how rick rolls are used?

      Chatroulette would not be nearly as popular if users felt like they needed to uphold the same social contracts you would during a conversation with a tourist in an uncle's shop.

      If chatroulette became popular as raw, unfiltered internet; then filtering it will be, as the poster you quoted stated, bastardizing it.

      I agree that it would be a better service with less dicks, but don't try to tell someone off because their opinion is that it is better unfiltered.

  15. Really bad "view more" link by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

    The link to expand out this story says "View Picture". Needless to say, Do Not Want when main topic is male genitalia.

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  16. escalation by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful

    This will just result in games where people try to post non-genital pics that get filtered and genital pics that don't.

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    1. Re:escalation by TubeSteak · · Score: 2, Informative

      Maybe they can hire Goatse Security to consult.
      /snicker

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    2. Re:escalation by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree. Grapes?

    3. Re:escalation by MrNiceguy_KS · · Score: 1

      I don't know. I hear their system has gaping holes in it.

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    4. Re:escalation by w00tsauce · · Score: 1

      HAHAHA This has got to be the best article of 2010

  17. How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by 91degrees · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Faces are a much better understood problem. And since all most of the users want is to see people face to face refusing to show the image (or at least providing a warning) if no face is present would be a much easier solution.

    1. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Issarlk · · Score: 5, Funny

      Awesome! That would lead to an hilarious wave of penises wearing Groucho glasses.

    2. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by sznupi · · Score: 1

      I would expect also "reverse BJs" through printed pictures of faces.

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    3. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I would expect also "reverse BJs" through printed pictures of faces.

      You're on to something. You _CANNOT_ fix the "decency of random anonymous people dispersed across unknown geographic region" problem. NOT POSSIBLE, NEVER IN A ZILLION YEARS. STOP TRYING.

      It's not the Internet's problem, all the economic and social wheelings and dealings need a better network, not the Internet.
      Being able to connect to anyone is such a smaaaaaaaaal part of what's needed for reliable commerce and social functions..

    4. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sounds good to me. Be right back, I'm going out to buy a sharpie and a little baseball cap. Given the state of facial recognition software today, I bet my li'l Bruce Schneier can penetrate their security, if you know what I mean.

    5. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by PsychoticSpoon · · Score: 2, Funny

      Let's hope it's not made by HP and accidentally filters out darker skinned people.

    6. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Penny Arcade said it best:

      Normal person + anonymity + audience = total fuckwad.

      http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/

      (Posting this as anonymous coward for irony value.)

    7. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Awesome! That would lead to an hilarious wave of penises wearing Groucho glasses.

      Those are a big hit at the Japanese Penis Festival.

      Yes, it actually exists.

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    8. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by BillX · · Score: 1

      Hope they will not be using a Haardon-Like Features face detection algorithm.

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    9. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by dargaud · · Score: 1

      With a name like Haardon, I really wondered what kind of faces this algorithm would detect...

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    10. Re:How about a face recognision algorithm instead? by 91degrees · · Score: 1

      If you could get that on chatroulette I'd certainly start using it.

  18. Here's a $100 solution for a $0.50 problem by abbynormal+brain · · Score: 1

    Why not just replace actual photo's with customizable character avatars?
    Or rename the site "My Junk Is Better Than Yours"

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    1. Re:Here's a $100 solution for a $0.50 problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't think you know what Chatroulette is for. It's not chat + buddy icons that are ending up with penises, it's random video chat where penises are often featured.

    2. Re:Here's a $100 solution for a $0.50 problem by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's kinda hard for a video based chat system...

    3. Re:Here's a $100 solution for a $0.50 problem by clone53421 · · Score: 1
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    4. Re:Here's a $100 solution for a $0.50 problem by Beezlebub33 · · Score: 1

      I believe that David Foster Wallace discussed this at length (actually, he seems to discuss everything at length) in Infinite Jest. It leads to all sorts of bad things.

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  19. My Own Special Effort by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    I created an image using a traffic barrel monster with the words "No Masturbate". It got a lot of laughs, even from a few of the guys masturbating (you could tell it interrupted their concentration).

    1. Re:My Own Special Effort by Rude+Turnip · · Score: 2, Funny

      I put up a sign advertising my web site and let it run all day. With so many naked people, I figured there must be a market for clothing.

    2. Re:My Own Special Effort by shutdown+-p+now · · Score: 1

      Have you tried "enlarge your penis"? I think that market might be a tad bigger there.

  20. This is fine, but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    will it filter out dickheads?

  21. Won't be long before they can match them up by Shivetya · · Score: 1

    and we can an offenders database or such, tracking down pervs and all sorts of fun can be had. I figure if they can filter it they can go further and you know that some government agency or misnamed trust will snap the idea of this and run with it.

    Never browse chrome kitchen appliances on ebay.... sometimes you don't want to know what the reflection is

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  22. Ashton to the Rescue by swanzilla · · Score: 1
    FTA:

    Only recently has it become easier to cut off offensive users; a New Yorker profile last month noted that Ternovskiy made some changes after Ashton Kutcher berated him about what his stepdaughter had seen on the site.

    I'm not sure who was actually Punk'd here...Demi's daughter or Ternovskiy.

  23. I'm glad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    that they're working on filtering out male genitalia, while of course leaving the boobies in...

  24. Results of an interrupted conversation by DigitalReverend · · Score: 1

    Hey, I am looking for a tool...

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  25. cockblock by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  26. Recognition? by AscianBound · · Score: 1

    ...and you thought fingerprinting was an invasion of privacy...

    1. Re:Recognition? by maxwell+demon · · Score: 1

      It will be the ultimate security measure. While it's easy to get someone's fingerprint of an image of his face, most people know how to keep their penis secret.

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  27. Do Not Let the Roombas get this. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone worried what will happen when robots get this tech. Its bad enough they can shoot people in the face. Now they will be able to shoot people in the junk.

    1. Re:Do Not Let the Roombas get this. by VillageDolt · · Score: 1

      Like to "hang out" around armed robots much?

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  28. Re:GREAT IDEA! by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 4, Informative

    You're never going to out-grief the trolls.

    Woah - hold up a second. Thats a great idea. No you see what they are trying is not to grief the trolls, but keep them out of the system. The idea of outgriefing a troll is an excellent idea, it should be taken to the next step.

    Instead of disconnecting or dropping a user that shows his penis, instead flood his browser with tons of gay porn and goatse. Then, cause a whole bunch of message box popups that he can't get out of without killing the browser process.

    And thats just an idea off the top of my head. I think if you put more thought into it, you could find some great ways to out-grief the trolls.

  29. This sounds like the worst job ever... by hajihill · · Score: 5, Funny

    I'm going out on a bit of a limb here, so bear with me if you wood...

    But seriously, figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs; sounds like those developers are going to be eyebrow deep in junk for a while. That's a job, much like plumbing, that I can appreciate for the value of the product, but can't fathom the drive to devote oneself to.

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    1. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by DigitalSorceress · · Score: 1

      THIS a thousand times THIS!

      This is possibly the only way anyone could ever convince Mike Rowe that software engineering could be a dirty job. I suspect it will have much the same effect as durian fruit has on Andrew Zimern.

      All I have to say is "DO NOT WANT!"

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    2. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Locke2005 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Pity you've never met any software developers that weren't straight males...

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    3. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by blair1q · · Score: 1

      How did Zimmern react to Durian?

      I thought it was pretty tasty even if the smell was evil.

      But more on-topic: considering the Internet, and the lives of Software Engineers, I suspect they've seen enough cock (going into pussy, mouth, anus, cloaca, etc.) to have fully inured themselves to any revulsory effects that might result from tediously iterative use-case testing of a visual regex for it.

    4. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps, to alleviate the trauma, they can join in a support group with the developers of Love Death 4.

    5. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Kozz · · Score: 2, Funny

      ...figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs; sounds like those developers are going to be eyebrow deep in junk for a while...

      Actually, I very much doubt there could be found a good algorithm. I mean, machines can only do so much but I expect the best work to be done by hand.

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    6. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Monkeedude1212 · · Score: 1

      I haven't... Have you?

      What was it like? Were they also basement perchers?

    7. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by MortimerGraves · · Score: 1

      Brilliant! You've just inspired me to present a business case to the company for a development project...

      Concept: Pornographic image filtering software that can detect and obscure content of purely prurient nature without false positives obscuring content of artistic value.

      I'm going to need several really big graphical displays and to amass a very large library of material for testing and comparative analysis of artistic value... and a private office.

    8. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      How did Zimmern react to Durian?

      He upchucked a bit, which is simply amazing considering what that guy can successfully put down his throat. To be fair, he was in a durian orchard, so that raw sewage smell was probably 100x worse than what most people get from a single piece of fruit.

      The only other thing that I saw that he couldn't get down was some particularly ripe stinky tofu. It's literally rotten tofu, so it's no wonder, but some people love it.

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    9. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The first thing I thought of after reading this post was "ASCII penis bird." Is it just me?

    10. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by mjwx · · Score: 1

      But seriously, figuring out an algorithm to ID wangs;

      I'm not a number, I'm a...

      Hang on, it does kind of look like a 1.

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    11. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by glavenoid · · Score: 1

      He tried durian again on a later episode, and at that time he said it was the worst thing he's ever tried eating and that he would never try it ever again. Pretty funny that it's a fruit that got him!

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    12. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

      AI startingpoint: 3D model of boner plus stomach plus thighs, from every angle, at every distance, with every lighting, and every skincolor.

      Once you've got that working so it can reconstruct, from just the visual output, every permutation it can generate, then you can start addressing the exceptions like clothing, hands, softies...

    13. Re:This sounds like the worst job ever... by RobotWisdom · · Score: 1

      Fifteen years on, I'd have thought my AI complementarity principle would be widely understood...

      The idea is that before you can accurately identify (eg) boners in an image, you must also be able to deduce the lightsources and body position and skincolor in that image... and the first (comparatively easy) step in doing this is to gather algorithms that can generate a visual representation of every possible combination of these.

      The target image can then be matched to multiple hypothetical models, and the best match selected.

      A simplified approach might look just for the cylindrical boner, while deducing the lightsource.

  30. (russian)Chatroulette by bragr · · Score: 1

    I thought the point of the name Chatroulette was to be a play on russian-roulette. How can it be russian-roulette if nothing bad ever happens?

    1. Re:(russian)Chatroulette by omnichad · · Score: 1

      It's just a play on the word roulette.

  31. What by jsegal205 · · Score: 5, Funny

    about all those times I am sitting on ChatRoulette eating hotdogs?

    1. Re:What by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't use so much mayo.

  32. Figures... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I just finished my algorithim to "enhace" my genitalia...

  33. Members' members... by stakovahflow · · Score: 3, Funny

    It looks like the line that reads:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."
    should read:
    "...hopes that blocking the offending members' members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."

    Just my $0.02...

    --Stak

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  34. Misread by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know. Sadly I read that as "hopes that blocking the offending members' members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation."

  35. Re:Blatant Sexism = supply and demand by Peter+Simpson · · Score: 1

    Nobody wants to see *your* naughty bits. Well, not as many as want to see *hers*. Not by a very long shot.

  36. Damn... by jridley · · Score: 1

    There's a development project I definitely don't want to be in on. Testing that code would leave scars.

    1. Re:Damn... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Only if you test it by doing a reverse anal cowgirl :O

  37. Going to be a disaster by turkeyfish · · Score: 1

    for those poor marine invertebrate biologists with websites dealing with the biology of the Priapulida.

    1. Re:Going to be a disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That might even have been slightly amusing to two or three people—out of those who recognized the name of Priapus, only two or three would have senses of humor so borked as to think the joke was worth making—if you hadn't said something so completely dumb. Chatroulette and websites... they have nothing to do with each other.

    2. Re:Going to be a disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      they use chatroulette to publish their results?

    3. Re:Going to be a disaster by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Don't google it if you've got a sensitive stomach, but there really are people who have bifurcated penises. It can either be due to an (extremely rare) birth defect, or due to voluntary bisection of the penis.

    4. Re:Going to be a disaster by X0563511 · · Score: 1

      What does that have to do with your parent?

      Oh that's right. Nothing.

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  38. I never thought I'd say "thanks for the... by arc86 · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...cockblock"

  39. too late. look at yangsky.com porn detector by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    PornSeer Pro

    Could do the same thing.

  40. The Porky's Solution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think I have a way out of this.

    We call the police, and we have 'em send over one of their sketch artists.
    And Miss Balbricker can give a description.
    We can put up "Wanted" posters all over school.
    "Have you seen this prick?" "Report immediately to Beulah Balbricker".
    "Do not attempt to apprehend this prick as it is armed and dangerous".
    "It was last seen hanging out in the girls' locker room at Angel Beach High School".

  41. OMG, samzenpus! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Are you new to computer science? It's called "genetic" algorithm not "genital".

  42. False Positives? by mojo17 · · Score: 3, Funny

    It'll be interesting when they start getting false positives: "Sorry dude, but you actually DO look like a dick."

    1. Re:False Positives? by Mad-Bassist · · Score: 1

      There goes Don Rickles' web presence...

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  43. Hope this works by GodfatherofSoul · · Score: 2, Interesting

    When I first heard about Chatroulette, I thought "what a cool idea?" Then, when I heard about how many sickos are wanking and flashing wiener, that killed it for me. I don't think this algorithm will work, but if they can figure something out before they get branded as that "cock flashing website" they'll probably bring in more prudish people like me.

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    1. Re:Hope this works by BitZtream · · Score: 1

      Then, when I heard about how many sickos are wanking and flashing wiener, that killed it for me

      New to the Internet are you?

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    2. Re:Hope this works by BlueKitties · · Score: 1

      Why won't the algorithm work? Well, unless it soaks up too much server time and they simply can't afford the algorithm. I mean, image recognition has come a long ways since the 90s. In fact, there are some completely free computer vision APIs that are pretty powerful.

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    3. Re:Hope this works by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Make it client side....

    4. Re:Hope this works by coerciblegerm · · Score: 1

      if they can figure something out before they get branded as that "cock flashing website" they'll probably bring in more prudish people like me.

      Too late.

    5. Re:Hope this works by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

      but if they can figure something out before they get branded as that "cock flashing website"

      It's way, way too late then.

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  44. Re:GREAT IDEA! by LandDolphin · · Score: 1

    Actually - that's a great idea. Griefers will grief, it's what they do. But if your anti-griefer measures are t ogrief the griefer, they might actually get tired of being griefed themselves and stop griefing. i'd liek ot see this in a MMO. Where someone corpe camps a much lower character and GM's show up and corpe camp th griefer! haha.

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  45. What? by guspasho · · Score: 4, Funny

    "I wonder if someone has told Andrey how well it went for Napster?"

    I didn't realize that Napster's failure was due to its single-minded focus on creating a genital recognition system.

  46. Quality Assurance by kiehlster · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'd hate to be on the QA team that gets to test that "feature"... Charlie, can you please stop pulling out your thing and just use a dildo like the rest of us?

  47. Imagine being those developers by ndogg · · Score: 1

    Programmer 1: So, yeah, we need more pictures to feed to our AI.
    Programmer 2: They're on this jump drive. Should I plug it into the front USB port, or the rear?
    P1 firmly grabs the drive, and plugs it into the closest port he could find
    P1: Wow, that's...quite a load.

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    #include "frickin_lasers.h"
    1. Re:Imagine being those developers by Beorytis · · Score: 1

      How'd you like to be the HR manager in this office? Harassment lawsuit anyone?

  48. Re:GREAT IDEA! by xonar · · Score: 1

    Don't block them, just limit the dudes whacking it to connecting with other guys whacking it lol.

  49. Do you want to play a game? by TiggertheMad · · Score: 5, Funny

    I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

    Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

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    1. Re:Do you want to play a game? by Minwee · · Score: 4, Funny

      "The only way to win is not to play"

      ...with yourself.

    2. Re:Do you want to play a game? by cpricejones · · Score: 1

      Without the fear of random penis, you have nothing to lose, so it's not a gamble. Where would the 00 be on the Chatroulette wheel then?

    3. Re:Do you want to play a game? by neurovish · · Score: 1

      I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

      Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

      Thanks a lot...I've been trying to remember that I never saw Wargames: Dead Code

    4. Re:Do you want to play a game? by jason.sweet · · Score: 1

      If you can't win at that game, you are doing something terribly wrong.

    5. Re:Do you want to play a game? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

      ...and hope no one else decides to play.

    6. Re:Do you want to play a game? by discord5 · · Score: 1

      I thought the whole point of chatroulette was a gamble between seeing an actual person or just a dude jacking off.

      Like global thermonuclear war, "The only way to win is not to play".

      I believe the term Mutually Assured Destruction disagrees with you. What that means in regards to chatroulette though... I don't want to go there.

  50. Heard they'll be using... by kaizendojo · · Score: 1

    an old WANG algorhythm...

  51. Show me your genitals by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qqXi8WmQ_WM

  52. Posting anonymously for obvious reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    ...But jerking off on Chatroulette is actually really fun. It might take a hundred "nexts" to find the one room full of sexy college girls who want to see you jerk off ... but when you do, it's really hot. I can only imagine how satisfying it would be to be a gay guy and to be able to find an anonymous wanking parter in about 3 or 4 clicks.

    1. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      I have found female finger partners on Chatroulette many times, which always lead to a really fun filled time.

    2. Re:Posting anonymously for obvious reasons... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same here - spoilsports ! Why don't they just give up on trying to monetize it and just let it become what people obviously want it to be. Admittedly the ratio of men to women is way higher, but there are plenty of girls on there looking for some adult fun ...

  53. How comprehensive is this? by matunos · · Score: 1

    Will it then also recognize and block dickheads?

  54. Perfectly fine solutions to this problem by Fnkmaster · · Score: 1

    The issue with Chatroulette is that there's complete anonymity. No persistent identity, no reputation, nothing to enforce any sort of social norms.

    If you want to meet new people via video chat, I am sort of sad to admit, but doing it in the context of a social networking site like Facebook might make more sense. Not that I specifically advocate Facebook, for a variety of reasons, but it's there and lots of people use it.

    There are several Facebook apps that let you do this - because you are connected in to your social network there and there's a relationship to people's real identities, there's just naturally going to be less trolling and stupid behavior. Check out AmigoChat for one (I know the guys that wrote this one which is why I mention it). I'm sure there are others too.

    Obviously this isn't a guarantee that there won't be weirdos or pervs, it's just likely that you'll see fewer people exposing their genitals in an unwanted manner. In any case no algorithm is ever going to filter out all the pervs.

  55. permabanned! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "sorry, you are not allowed to use this service, dickface"

  56. How much... by Thinine · · Score: 1

    How much would have to be paid to stare at penises all day?

  57. Thought they were going for specifics by mooingyak · · Score: 1

    My first read of the headline thought of Genital Recognition in the same way that Facial Recognition (there's some prime joke material right there) is used. Basically, trying to ID people by their genitalia. So when I got to the bit about male genitalia, I thought "Who'd want to do that???"

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    1. Re:Thought they were going for specifics by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > "Who'd want to do that???"

      Surely TSA has a database of photos of the genitalia of known "terrorists".

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  58. An algorithm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i've worked on face detection.
    you can use viola jones algorithm.

  59. Much Easier Solution by blair1q · · Score: 1

    They already have thousands of image-recognition devices: their users.

    Put a button next to the image that says "Report Penis".

    When pressed, it brings the offender up on an admin's screen, and the admin can verify the report and close the connection if necessary.

    A couple of days of that, and offenders will get the hint that it's not wanted there.

    Some won't, but they're the types who won't be deterred by pixellation of a subset of penis-like images. CR will end up having to develop testicle, taint and W-hole detectors.

  60. You mean that fads not dead yet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean chat-roulette isn't dead yet? that was a nice fad for about 2-3 weeks.

    Why don't they just make 2 versions of chat-roulette, G rated and an anything goes versions?

    They also better start filtering out all the tits, vag, and porn being played back through virtual webcams

  61. Will TSA add this to their strip-search machines? by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    n/t

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  62. What about those who want to see? by axl917 · · Score: 1

    I'm wondering if this is just to filter out guys who are already naked, or if it is going to auto-disconnect as soon as someone whips it out?

    Sure, 80% of it is just solo guys whacking away, titillated by simply having someone see them, if even for a second. But sometimes you do land on a real-life, not-a-recorded-loop girl who wants to have some fun, so you both go at it. Or 2 couples having a go for all to see.

    I'd much rather see effort go in to blocking the advertisements and the fake girl loops that everyone's seen a million times now. Sorry Maya, but you've asked "Do U like me?" one too many times.

  63. Hope it's male only by Deadstick · · Score: 1

    ...wouldn't want to put Taco Bell out of business.

    rj

  64. This isn't genital recognition by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's genital detection. genital recognition is uniquely identifying genitals as belonging to a particular individual.

  65. Phwew, still safe by hoggoth · · Score: 1

    Phwew, for a minute there I thought a Genital Recognition Algorithm would be able to recognize WHOS genitals are in the picture.
    Whip 'em out, we're still safe for now.

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  66. Wow by slashdotisgay2 · · Score: 1

    They aren't kidding when they say there's a lot of people jacking off. Out of the 20 or so people I saw, the majority were jacking off or black screens. But there was one hot chick! Guess it's roulette after all.

  67. Members? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a member in good standing. See for your self.

  68. A lie grows until plain as the nose on your face by tepples · · Score: 1

    It isn't my fault I've got a nose like [Gonzo]

    Then perhaps you shouldn't have been telling so many lies.

  69. Obama and Sert, I mean, Osama and Bert by tepples · · Score: 1

    Or what if I have a head shaped like [Bert's]?

    I take it you've been palling around with terrorists.

  70. Before they get branded? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    clearly you haven't watched the last season of southpark, facebook episode

    On a side note, fuck these censorship whores. What if someone wants to look at dick? Who is chatroulette to say what and what I can't look at?

    fucking nanny shite

  71. Spammers have already infected it by British · · Score: 1

    It's amazing how fast spammers can adapt to new media, websites,etc.

    Last time I tried using it, just about 60% of the users I connected with just had a video on loop trying to advertise a website. Until chatroulette ups their game(accounts, captchas, etc), it's going to quickly fade out.

  72. summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    heh... the summary says "offending members"... heh

  73. ...working on genital recognition... by catmistake · · Score: 1

    along with the rest of the slashdot community

    zing!

  74. Obvious troll solution: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Trolls will simply hold up a sign in front of the webcam that says "Giant hairy penis" with a printed link to a myspace account. (showing pictures of said penis)

    Other fun things, would be including things like pictures of mushroom stalks, erotic vegetables, and pictures of the less savory of political and corporate individuals.

  75. you fucking idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    you surreptitiously run another, completely unrelated, site called RankMyPenis, where gay men can rank fresh Penis. Anything that isn't a penis, they mark as "Mark as spam for investigation", but obviously won't throw a fit over. They'll complain that seventy out of every eighty pictures is spam, but you know what? They'll keep clicking for penis. And that's a fact.

  76. Corpse camping? Are you kidding? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We have FAR worse things to do to asshole players than just corpse camping. I am a senior GM who has unrestricted write access to the database, and I just love excuses to abuse it. Oh, and we don't just stop with the asshole either; We'll figure out who his friends are and fuck them up too, and make sure they know who attracted our attention. And don't bother whining about it either; For every one of you we show to the door there are a hundred other players who will appreciate your absence, so it's a win-win situation for us.

    Actually, now that I think about it, DO bother whining - We just love posting your petitions in the cubes next to your rap sheet so we can get a good laugh out of it.

  77. This will only lead to disguises by wykell · · Score: 2, Funny

    Like the miniature sombrero and fake mustache I already wear on my wang when on CR. You can never be too safe on the internet...

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  78. Because new problems are interesting by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though a 1 or 2 layer neural network would likely make as quick a work of cock as they do of faces.

    I can't wait for the Eigenpenises dataset to show up on the UCI machine learning repository.

  79. Obviously what happened by retardpicnic · · Score: 1

    Is Shawn Fannings mom came into his room while he and some friends were comparing genetalia and he told her "don't worry its for work"......

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  80. Just hire some nuns. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hook them each up to an EEG and sit them in front of a media stream. The algorithm from there is simple.

  81. Why not a face recognition algorithm? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There are hundreds of well documented face recognition algorithms that are fast and reasonably reliable. Why not just ALLOW faces, DENY others?

  82. Amateur pr0n by LordSnooty · · Score: 1

    An odd response, I thought CR was an exercise in collecting amateur pr0n from unsuspecting users who sign their rights away when they use the site. Maybe they got enough?

  83. Remember...? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do you remember the movie Porky's? Remember when the guy suggested that they get a police artist to help create a sketch of that guy's crank so that the girls' gym teacher could track down that guy?

    This article reminded me of that.

  84. Has anyone considered.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone considered that maybe people WANT a site where they can be exhibitionists and voyeurs?

    This is what I never understood. You have two things which intrinsically go great together - sex and the internet. Start serving ads between partners. Allow a subscription model that lets you maintain a "friends" list, or higher quality video feed. There are ways to make money off this.

    But instead, let's turn it into yet another site full of boring people talking about dumb shit. Now instead of a chance between boring people and sex, you now have boring people. All the time. Because Chatroulette wants to attract investors.

    Has anyone there considered that maybe they are seeking the wrong investors?

  85. I see what you did there. by franoculator · · Score: 1

    The website's founder, Andrey Ternovskiy, hopes that blocking the offending members will help clean up Chatroulette's reputation.

  86. Re:Blatant Sexism = supply and demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It depends on who *she* is. No fatties.

  87. The algorithm will be known as... by Beorytis · · Score: 1

    The Potter Stewart algorithm.

  88. Another misleading headline by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And here I got excited that there was going to be software that recognizes people based on their genitals. Which would actually be incredibly useful, for things like tracking down missing / exploited children. Instead, it's a fluff piece about the extent to which Chatroulette is a sausage fest. Terrible.

  89. butt, butt by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    will they do something about goatse? ah, must be very hard to distinguish it from camera turned off..

  90. Recognize THIS! by Trip6 · · Score: 1

    Oh wait, you can...

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  91. what about female genitalia? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    aren't they just as offensive? ...or is this part of the feminist agenda?

  92. Why not just a "Junk" button? by kriston · · Score: 1

    Why not just a "Junk" button?

    Just like you hit the "Junk" button on email, you hit the "Junk" button when you see someone's junk on ChatRoulette. The system records the number of "Junk" hits on that user's camera per N second period, and, voila, problem solved for that session. Even better, pop up fake users to the Junksters so they stay on one camera for the rest of their session.

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    1. Re:Why not just a "Junk" button? by BikeHelmet · · Score: 1

      Oh oh! We could use Mechanical Turk to verify the veracity of the "Junk" clicks!

  93. The algorithm is simple. And here it is. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    return true;

  94. Damn you, Jesse Custer! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hate you so much! Now I have to wear a hat whenever I use Chat Roulette.

  95. An Easy Exploit by NicknamesAreStupid · · Score: 1

    Buffer overflow

  96. Isn't that redundant? by JohnnyDoesLinux · · Score: 1

    "Genital Recognition Algorithm blocking the offending members "

    Just sayin'

  97. Targeted Marketing by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

    Not only would this software allow the site to connect the penis-wavers to each other, it could also target ads for sexual toys at them.

    Now come up with boob-recognition and classification software and "We have your size in stock" bra ads can be targeted as well.

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  98. sugestion by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    maybe you could make an ArtificialNeuralNetwork and teach it to recognize the things you want to censor
    and put some extra code on it that makes all those pixels black??

    I don`t know anything about ANN`s apart from that its used for pattern recognition
    only vaguely read something about it so I may be way of about what you can actually do with it
    and I assume it is to hard to make something like this or it costs to much power/time/money to be useful

    but if I am wrong or andrey think its worth it and can pay for it
    it could be a possible option
    unfortunately it probably not possible or too expensive

  99. Crowdsource by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now, that's not the way to do it in today's age. Why can't you just implement live editing of tags for each participant? Each participant can edit the other person's tags, removing any false tags and adding whatever they think is accurate. You may then even be able to build a user reputation system that retains tags from trusted users for minimum periods. Hrm, what a novel idea... Then the community will organize itself, and as long as each user contributes, there should be a reduction in less desirable content therefore enhancing user experience...

    Crowdsource when possible.

  100. Re:Blatant Sexism = supply and demand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh hush up, you know that's not true, however most of them are usually referred to as "Republican Senator..."

  101. lol by clustro · · Score: 1

    That's balls-out hilarious.

  102. One War I Don't Wanna Watch! by littlewink · · Score: 1

    I've seen the captcha wars: this sounds 10x worse. Who know what kind of new Japanese porn will evolve as a result.

  103. Necessity... by Airballp · · Score: 1

    Is truly the mother of invention.

    1. Re:Necessity... by clone53421 · · Score: 1

      Necessity...

      I think you meant porn.

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  104. Re:Apple needs to step in and save the day. by skuzzlebutt · · Score: 1

    I know, it's all Linux users currently.

    (ducks)

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  105. Spore Creatures as Training by Culture20 · · Score: 1

    The AI can utilize user-created creatures from Spore to train.

  106. Trolls sue by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1

    I once had the unfortunate experience of talking to a gnaa member. He was bitching about someone "hammering" his own webserver by requesting the same page over and over. A guy who spend all time bragging about how he attacked other peoples servers complaining bitterly about how someone was loading the same page on his own server.

    A troll would scream bloody murder if he was attacked and sue the hell out of you. Trolls are not decent people, they do NOT like their own medicine.

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  107. But Not Female? by nurb432 · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Cool.

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  108. this is an extremely difficult problem by Michael+Kristopeit · · Score: 3, Interesting

    i did a general pornography detection filter as a final project in an image processing class my senior year of undergraduate college... their best hope is around 90% detection with ~15% false positives. for the applications i was shooting for, that wasn't acceptable... for chatroulette, it might be, but even at 95% you're still getting 1/20th of the dicks. if most people on the network are dicks, that might still mean getting a dick almost every time. might as well just start selling boner pills and embrace your market rather than attempt to squash it.

  109. Re:GREAT IDEA! by Nugoo · · Score: 1

    Boy, that'd make false positives realy fun.

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  110. Use clustering by pavon · · Score: 1

    Don't use the ratings to assign a single good/bad score for each individual, use it to cluster people into groups which are more likely to be matched together. Using that approach, when a troll votes down an average person it isn't an abuse of the system - rather it improves the system by making it less likely that a troll will be grouped with average people.

  111. Glad somebody else is the coder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm glad I don't have to code it... although I'm sure it wouldn't be so bad for some gay coders (or you'd just become completely desensitized to cock)

  112. Re: modified proposal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of dropping them, silently set the "shows his dick" bit in the account and only connect them to other accounts with the dick bit set.
    Then just add a 30 day ban on any IP address that creates multiple dick accounts in a single day.

  113. Was that a pun? by uassholes · · Score: 2, Funny

    "Offending members". He he.

    1. Re:Was that a pun? by grouchomarxist · · Score: 1

      Is Shawn Fanning being enlisted because he's especially good at recognizing offending members? Or because his member is especially offensive?

  114. Re:too late. look at yangsky.com porn detector by Bigjeff5 · · Score: 1

    I don't get it, why is it too late for them to create their own instead of buying someone else's product?

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  115. The word "phallic" by guyminuslife · · Score: 1

    The word "phallic" exists because so many things look like dicks when they are, in fact, not actually dicks.

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    1. Re:The word "phallic" by quenda · · Score: 1

      so many things look like dicks when they are, in fact, not actually dicks.

      Have you talked to a counsellor about that?
      (I'm imagining parent doing the Rorschach test: "dick ... dick ...")

    2. Re:The word "phallic" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As I have seen Watchmen, it would be slightly different ("Rorschach's mask ... Rorschach's mask ...")

  116. the obvious by muphin · · Score: 2, Insightful

    i have seen some sort of basic filter in place because when i click through all i get are guys hiding, then jump out showing their wang, or covering it then then show it.

    will this filter check every frame of every cam out there? pretty hard to do...
    as another user here said its probably better using a reputation system to knock down the ones you know and apply the filter to that.
    this also brings up anonymity issues, will/can users be identified? ...

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  117. Unexpected benefit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So that's going to filter dick heads out? What a great invention.

  118. Something a little more geek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Too bad they can't call it the weiner filter.

  119. Finding Naked People by SuperElectric · · Score: 1

    Perhaps this classic paper might be worth a read to him. The figures are hilarious: "Finding Naked People", by Margaret Fleck, David Forsyth, and Christoph Bregler http://citeseerx.ist.psu.edu/viewdoc/summary?doi=10.1.1.47.8929

  120. Fanning didn't invent Napster anyway by commodoresloat · · Score: 1

    His roommate did, and he stole it while the poor bastard was asleep...

  121. My God. A technological Cock Blocker. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's a program that blocks images of penises. It's a digital cock blocker.

  122. What about blur time? by gringer · · Score: 1, Interesting

    How about letting people view whatever they want, but if most other people don't want to see it, someone needs to wait a bit longer to see it. My idea is the following:

    * Each user has an associated 'blur time', which is the amount of time before the picture will be completely visible with no distortion
    * When a user is encountered, the distortion starts at something large, and ramps down until zero at the blur time
    * The blur time is a function of the time taken for people to change to another user -- if they change before blur time is over (or shortly after blur time is over), then the blur time is increased, otherwise blur time is reduced
    * Blur time is capped at a particular time, say 10s

    So if people really want to see everything, they just need to wait 10s after each change.

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  123. Re:GREAT IDEA! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And thats just an idea off the top of my head. I think if you put more thought into it, you could find some great ways to out-grief the trolls.

    Check out moot is doing to /b/. When you open up the site, you hear, "Hey, want to hear the most annoying sound in the world?" and then a non-stop "BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ." It doesn't seem to be working..

  124. That sounds awfully familiar by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So their idea of protection is the algorithm method?

  125. Will it work on Bill Maher's face? by Dreaming+in+R'lyeh · · Score: 1

    Please?

  126. so bear with me if you wood? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    so bear with me if you wood...

    Should that be "bare with me while I get wood?"

  127. Freudian! by spambucket235 · · Score: 1

    What's amazing to me is not the technology that is supposedly going to be used to filter out filth.

    It is the way so many men who claim that they are not gay actually spend so much time thinking about other men's dicks!

    Freudian! No?

  128. Yeah, well... by Therilith · · Score: 1

    I'm guessing they won't be censoring female nudity.

    Of course, they never claimed to be doing this for anything other than financial gain, so I guess it's not really hypocritical.

  129. To be likely redundant... by denmarkw00t · · Score: 1

    blocking the offending members

    lol. I still find it hilarious.

  130. Goatse Security? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What worries me is that one of these days, after some twat has stuffed explosives up his rear, we'll all have to bend over and be subjected to a genital scanning and recognition device built by Goatse Security before boarding an airplane.

    We already have to go through a digital strip search after that stupid underwear bomber. I don't like where this is heading...

  131. Here's an idea by bytethese · · Score: 1

    Why not just roll with it, have Fanning help create, and make a new company called Fapster.

  132. Darn by rakslice · · Score: 1

    I guess I'll have to put on my robe and wizard hat...

  133. Well it's a good thing by jimnorcal · · Score: 1

    ... that beavis and butthead aren't reading through this topic otherwise they'd laugh themselves to death just from all the buzzwords alone, not to mention the jokes that go with them.

  134. Do it where people want to see it - thegaychat.com by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Guys,
    if you really want to show your equipment, come to my site www.thegaychat.com and have a blast! Instant gay video chat

  135. Algorithm for female genitalia by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will also drop users eating sandwiches with heavy amount of roast beef.