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  1. Re:It's a broken business model on Research: File Traders And Music Purchasing · · Score: -1

    A majority of downloaders have gone on to felch my ASS!

  2. Re:Jen bush rides again on Unauditable Voting Machines · · Score: -1

    Please audit the amount of kiddie anal-vagina juice on my cock, before cmdr-mangina-taco licks it off!

  3. Re:You can't post to this page on Rasterman Says Desktop Linux is Dead · · Score: -1

    Neither can I, plus Taco can suck the child juice off me cock!

  4. Fuck you on Microsoft Starts Legal Fight Over Lindows Name · · Score: -1

    That's right, fuck you!

  5. Re:Fifth post on Slashback: Ford, Buccaneers, Hardware · · Score: -1

    Can't you count? You must be a young boy. Can I fuck you in the ass?

  6. Re:Like all other legal opinionsought topics... on Best Billing Options for a Contract Position? · · Score: -1
    FUCK YOU!!! I am a great writer!

    If I ever see you, I'm going to fuck you in your ass!

  7. I would like to fuck . . . on Best Billing Options for a Contract Position? · · Score: -1
    all of the little boys in the ASS!

    It's true, it's true.

  8. FIST post on An Interview with JRR Tolkien and Other Tomfoolery · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    right up little boys ASS's!

  9. Re:Obligatory JonKatz complaint on Review: Not Another Teen Movie · · Score: -1
    Don't you dare call me legitimate!!! I am a stinking piece of shit. Really, I am. Please call me that. Tell me how bad I've been. Please!?!? I need it so bad, tell me I've been a bad boy, I've been so wrong, please beat me, then fuck tear my anus. Make me suffer for being the bad, bad, bad boy that I am.

    JonKatz on Slashdot

  10. Re:why again is this movie being reviewed? on Review: Not Another Teen Movie · · Score: -1
    14 year old script kiddie? How would you like to be a 14 year old anal-recipient? I would gladly provide you with a penis in which you can use to have enter your tender, brown, love-canal.

    BTW: would you be interested in a Taco-snotting?

  11. Re:First Pfffffphost! on Review: Not Another Teen Movie · · Score: -1
    I also forgot to mention, I just loved the delicious young boys that were in this movie. I would love to fuck them in their ass, then have them over for a good old-fashioned Taco-snotting.

    If you don't know what Taco-snotting is, please kindly ask the Wipo-Troll.

    Ass-fuckingly your's
    JonKatz on Slashdot

  12. Re:Bye bye Windows! on GNOME 2.0 Developer Platform Beta · · Score: -1

    Please, please, please Taco-snot me. I know I would love it almost as much as fucking young boys. Pleadingly, JonKatz

  13. Re:Check This Out on Mars Odyssey Detects Signs of Water · · Score: -1
    Please let me fuck you in the ass!

    BTW, Jamie is an asshole, why did you break the Slashdot feature, wide pages are cooooool!

  14. Re:Can it be? on W3C Launches Technical Architecture Group · · Score: -1

    Would you please suck my dick, then fuck me in my ass!

  15. Re:Even wider page post on SONICblue Sues TiVo for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1

    You da man, I want to bow down and lick you in the most dirtiest of areas!

  16. Mirror of article on SONICblue Sues TiVo for Patent Infringement · · Score: -1
  17. Re:daaahahaha! on Digital Rights Management Operating System · · Score: -1

    You are my hero! Will you please, please, please fuck me in my ass?

  18. Re:Must reach negative cap! Must reach negative ca on Google Expands Usenet Archive to 20 Years · · Score: -1
    You are my hero, please, please, please, may I fuck you in your ass?

    BTW, I hope you are under 15 years of age and male. I just love fucking young boys.

  19. Re:review this!! on Review Of The Sharp Zaurus 5000D · · Score: -1

    It hurts when I pee and shit. I wish my ass was like that so that it wouldn't hurt when I shit.

  20. Re:Review? Please do your JOBS (i.e. filtering)! on Review Of The Sharp Zaurus 5000D · · Score: -1

    Please let me fuck you in your ass!

  21. Re:Holy rusted metal batman on Review Of The Sharp Zaurus 5000D · · Score: -1
    Are you male and under 15? If you are, will you please let me fuck you in your ass? That's right, I want to cum in your bum!

    JonKatz

  22. Re:I would just like to point out on Webring - Another One Bites The Dust · · Score: -1

    I would like to point out the fact that if you are male and under 15 years old that I would like to fuck you in your ass!

  23. Re:Aw that's nothing on Philips Improves Electronic Paper · · Score: -1
    I love you! Please may I fuck you in the ass?

    By the way, I've finally perfected my method for finding out if my little pre-teen friends are gay. I simply start fucking them in the ass. I then do a reach around, if I at that point my little friend has a hard-on, then they are definitely gay.

    If they are gay, I then kick their ass and abandon them in a field, I'm certainly not going to fuck any faggot in the ass. I only fuck straight males in the ass, preferably 12-15 year olds.

  24. Re:ABC News Press Release on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1
    I must admit, this is true. I have had this interest for a very long time, and I hope to fulfill this fantasy very soon. I intend to do this immeadiately after the Taco-snotting fest I'm going to this evening.

    Send over the boys now!

  25. Re:First post on Specs of Salons Subscription System · · Score: -1

    Please, please, please, let me fuck you in your ass! I am you're biggest fan! Please let me cum in your bum! Let me pretend you are a little boy.