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  1. Re:I wonder... on Slashback: Gopherectomy, Portacinema, Disunity · · Score: -1

    I do use my /. username backward as my password. Nobody would have though about this clever decoy.

  2. Re:FreeBSD 4.6 on FreeBSD v.4.6 (NOT) Released · · Score: -1

    You should grab a whole cup of STFU.

  3. Re:Naming. on FreeBSD v.4.6 (NOT) Released · · Score: -1

    Because those damn spics knows who they are.

  4. First Brisk on FreeBSD v.4.6 (NOT) Released · · Score: -1

    This stuff sells itself.

    And needless to say that BSD is dying.

  5. Re:ip ban on Information Valuation - The Most Buck for the Bits? · · Score: -1

    When you first hit -1, can I pop your cherry?

  6. Re:I prefer the slime mould version... on Let Nature Solves NP-Complete Problem · · Score: -1

    Oh God please no! Cosmiverse are so accurate that I must wear an aluminium foil hat while I read it.

  7. Re:Elegant solution on Let Nature Solves NP-Complete Problem · · Score: -1

    Yes it does, you blasphemer!

  8. Frist Brisk on Let Nature Solves NP-Complete Problem · · Score: -1

    This stuff sells itself.

  9. Re:DUH on Internet Friendly Cruise Lines? · · Score: -1

    That would mean having interaction with people in the real world. No way! I'd rather get moronic answers from slashdot morons.

  10. Re:wonk wonk wonk on Basic Authentication using mod_auth_ldap + LDAP · · Score: -1

    You are not confident enough. Therefore I claim your first post in the name of Anonymous National Union Segregator (ANUS).

  11. Re:Aquapad on Pen-Based Linux Computing? · · Score: -1

    I prefer Tampax though, it's more gentle on my clit.

  12. Really clever on A "Black Box" For Space Debris? · · Score: -1

    Just what we need, more debris into space. Those scientists are clever.

  13. Re:Slashdot dead at age of 5 on Java Powers of Ten · · Score: -1

    Previous post doesn't mention it, but I heard on the news that Slashdot is dead.

  14. Re:DC Metro system had this on Hong Kong's Octopus · · Score: -1

    You really think you are safe in shady neighborhoods with your plastic cards? Some weirdos may be more interested in your tight virgin ass.

  15. Re:Taking currency out of the consumers hands on Hong Kong's Octopus · · Score: -1

    You bet it can. Just the other day my beloved ATM dumped me because I had sex with another ATM machine. ATMs are way too jealous sometimes.

  16. Re:Live from the tea lounge.. on Festival of Inappropriate Technology · · Score: -1

    What you say? A penicular infection? That's gross!

  17. Re:Heh.. on Beijing Newspaper Spoofed by The Onion · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    SA is an acronym for Sore Anus. It's the result of spending too much time with the slashdot janitors.

  18. Re:needed tech on Piezoelectric Tennis Rackets · · Score: 0

    Sir, you will catch nasty deseases if you fuck this monkey.

  19. Re:Is anti-aliasing really so great? on Hack Enables Quartz Anti-Aliasing In All Carbon Apps · · Score: 0

    This is new ground....the recommendation is to experiment w/various screen resolutions and monitor (OSD) settings to find the most 'pleasing' configuration for you.

    Things like ambient light, text vs. graphics and eye posture (do you wear glasses....are they specifically designed for working w/computer monitors. etc.) are all factors that can affect viewing, and with new technologies like Quartz, we'll need time to learn how to optimize the otherwise disparate components.

    Pixeless screen resolution and the phrase'paper like' are items and terms we now need to learn and use.

  20. Re:*sigh* on Piezoelectric Tennis Rackets · · Score: 0

    Well I'm not wearing pants, and my penis is waving up and down as I run around the back yard. My aerodynamic bike helmet help me go faster, almost reaching the speed of sound because I can feel the wind flagelling my balls.

  21. Re:link on Vertical Keyboard vs Carpal Tunnel · · Score: 0

    Thanks for the reminder but I take every slashdot stories with a whole fucking pint of salt.

  22. Re:MSFT Natural on Vertical Keyboard vs Carpal Tunnel · · Score: 0

    Not true! My palm is oriented toward my back when resting. Then how will I be able to scratch my ass if I have a keyboard under my pants?

  23. That's obvious on Vertical Keyboard vs Carpal Tunnel · · Score: 0

    You get carpal tunnel because of vertical keyboards. Problem solved.

  24. Re:Stargate SG-1 on Farscape & Stargate SG-1 New Seasons Tonight · · Score: 0

    You can't, so leave your good principles aside and go download the fucking episodes. You know you wan't it! That will teach them bastards!

  25. Re:I can't wait till the next season of 24 starts! on Farscape & Stargate SG-1 New Seasons Tonight · · Score: 0

    You sound like my boss. The lady is dead. Too late to think about security inside the building.