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Vertical Keyboard vs Carpal Tunnel

An anonymous reader sent us links to a quite strange vertical keyboard which also links to a study that claims that this is more ergonomic than your usual board. Of course at $347 it also better make me coffee.

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  1. That's obvious by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

    You get carpal tunnel because of vertical keyboards. Problem solved.

  2. Great for touch-typists... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    .... but likely to cause neck strain for the hunt-and-peck typists out there...

    1. Re:Great for touch-typists... by QuaZar666 · · Score: 1

      People that Hunt-and-peck don't normally have a risk for Carpel tunnel because its very difficult to type 70+ wpm that way.

      Qua

  3. Article by addps4cat · · Score: 1, Redundant

    This revolutionary keyboard is the only one that can place the user in a completely orthopedically neutral position while doing data entry and cannot be adjusted improperly by the user.

    The result? The SafetypeTM is the only keyboard proven in a Major University Study to virtually eliminate the high-stress postures that contribute to Repetitive Stress Injuries, such as Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

    In fact, it makes so much sense that once you see our section on "How it works", you will probably understand more about keyboard ergonomics than most keyboard designers! Take a look right now, and you will see why NASA and the Technology Utilization Foundation chose this design as a promising future technology.

    NEW! Streaming Video

    Note: The Safetype(TM) keyboard is not offered as a cure for any medical condition.

    For general information email info@safetype.com. For specific contact information click here.

    How It Works | University Studies | About Us | Pricing and Ordering | Home Page

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    1. Re:Article by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

      Yeah, right... which university and how much were they paid? Ow, typing too much == pain == RSI == surgery. =(

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    2. Re:Article by MaxVlast · · Score: 2

      I didn't know Major University Studies were typically capitalized. Unless it's an important Study, I guess. I didn't catch in the ad which, precisely, university (University?) it was.

      Besides, haven't there been vertical keyboards around for a while?

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    3. Re:Article by packeteer · · Score: 1

      also from the article... "So unique it was awarded U.S. Patent #5137384" cause we all know how hard it is to get your idea patented in the U.S. Patent Office...

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    4. Re:Article by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      UC San Diego

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  4. It's not a true keyboard... by FueledByRamen · · Score: 5, Funny

    ...if you can't spill coffee on the important bits.

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    1. Re:It's not a true keyboard... by Bitmanhome · · Score: 1
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    2. Re:It's not a true keyboard... by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 0

      I spilled hot chocolate on a keyboard at work a while back. Killed the machine! It was an old machine, of course, they tend to shield the inputs from the keyboard now, but it was quite surprising.

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  5. LMAO!!!! by Maquis196 · · Score: 0

    "Of course at $347 it also better make me coffee" OMG this is the funniest thing ive read all week!

    1. Re:LMAO!!!! by Maquis196 · · Score: 0

      yes,damn CS too addictive!

  6. was that flash?.. by pteaxwa · · Score: 1

    i'll never know because once i heard that god awful sound i hit back.

    1. Re:was that flash?.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      i'll never know because once i heard that god awful sound i hit back.

      No shit man. My wife was sleeping on the couch and it woke her up from a sound sleep. Believe me, you do NOT want to piss her off. What a horrible racket. I thought my hard drive was dying. I guess I just have to surf with the volume muted.

  7. BS by Tyler+Eaves · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Quote: The result? The SafetypeTM is the only keyboard proven in a Major University Study to virtually eliminate the high-stress postures that contribute to Repetitive Stress Injuries, such as Carpal Tunnel Syndrome.

    My emphasis. This is always a big red flag. If it wasn't Podunk College, Thelma's Corner, AL, it would be named....

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    1. Re:BS by yasth · · Score: 1

      Technically within context it is completely correct. Afterall it doesn;t much good to actually name the university there, because that would imply that annother univerisity might have found annother keyboard to also " virtually eliminate the high-stress postures....Syndrome" Also the use of major prevents them from being sued if some little college did find annother keyboard to be similiarly effective.

      I am more worried by cirtually eliminate that sounds overbroad.

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    2. Re:BS by outlier · · Score: 5, Funny

      It was Cornell. Certainly not Podunk College.

      I'm usually a bit wary whenever someone claims that a study (at a named university or not) "proves" anything. The scientific method doesn't prove things, it is used to test to see if things aren't likely.

      Marketing people should be tortured.

    3. Re:BS by shepd · · Score: 1

      >Major University Study

      I did a search for this "Major University". It seems the city of "Major" and their University are extremely busy...

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    4. Re:BS by tuxedo-steve · · Score: 1

      The scientific method doesn't prove things, it is used to test to see if things aren't likely.

      Not so. Certain scientific methodologies do indeed aim to prove things. Only certain scientific philosophies have held that the sole function of the scientific method is to disprove - Karl Popper's Falsificationism probably being the most famous.

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    5. Re:BS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not Cornell. UC Sandy Eggo.

  8. Man.. by Kizzle · · Score: 5, Funny

    For that much it should read my mind and type for me.

    1. Re:Man.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, $350, pretty funny.

      For $65 you can go to a real doctor and he'll tell you to buy a set of $10 wrist braces. Oddly, medical science knows enough about X-rays to build a brace that keeps your hands positioned so the nerve won't get hurt.

      Then again, for us really cheap "free software" types, we can skip the $65 doctor and just buy the silly brace.

      Alas they don't come in fashionable colors, and the fabric choices are remarkably limited. I guess $350 nuvo sheik keyboard marketers "Just Know More(tm)", and really, when you think about it, are the only people you can trust.

  9. $347? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Of course at $347 it also better make me coffee."

    At $347 it better make me a nice blo— never mind...

    1. Re:$347? by tetro · · Score: 1

      Why not just buy a $9.00 keyboard and not type for over 30 minutes? The major cause for carpal tunnel syndrome is repetitive typing. If most people took small breaks in between some periods of typing, then this wouldn't such an issue. One's body position can also be a factor. If everyone took these easy steps then they wouldn't have to pay so much for these so-called cures.

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    2. Re:$347? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      bloney samich?

  10. Is it really the keyboard? by kidlinux · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Is it really the keyboard that causes carpal tunnel syndrome? I've been going with a regular keyboard since my first computer (~10 years), and I'm just fine.
    Maybe some people are just more prone to carpal tunnel than others. Maybe it's just really bad typing habits (or not, because I think mine are horrible ;).

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    1. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Wesley+Everest · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I've been at a keyboard since 1978, with no thought about ergonomics until the early 90's after I first noticed problems. So, that was about 14 years with no problems. Now I have no choice but to be careful about my setup, take stretch breaks, etc. which generally keeps things ok.

    2. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by gwernol · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I've been at a keyboard since 1978, with no thought about ergonomics until the early 90's after I first noticed problems. So, that was about 14 years with no problems. Now I have no choice but to be careful about my setup, take stretch breaks, etc. which generally keeps things ok

      I've been typing since 1981, so not quite as long. But I've had basically no problems in more than 20 years of reasonably heavy keyboard use. Either I'm lucky or its because I've never learnt to touch type. I still do "advanced hunt and peck" which means my hands and wrists are constantly changing positions and don't come under the same sort of repetative strain as a good touch typist's do.

      Of course this is a sample size of exactly one, so I don't claim it means anything. But have studies been done to examine a possible correlation between touch typing and RSI/CTS?

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    3. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well I started out on commadore pets in 81 and been on computers since, thru the vic20 amiga and pc. I have never had a problem. I often spend up to 14 hgours in a day coding on them too. I do prefer IBM regular keyboards, but NEVER liked the egronomic ones. I have several friends who have simular stories to mine.

      Either carpal tunnel happens to people predispositioned to it or some people are just whiners.

    4. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been doing heavy typing for about the last 15 years with no problems until the last month or so.

      I've been diagnosed with carpal tunnel syndrome in both wrists, and now have the joy of surgery since the alternative (cortizone injections) didn't work.

      I've switched to an "ergo" keyboard, adjusted desk, monitor, chair, etc. to be ergonomically correct, and it's actually made an obvious difference (once I got used to the ergo keyboard).

      Too late to prevent carpal tunnel, but at least I should be OK once surgery is over.

    5. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      I do the same thing. I never learned to truly touch-type mostly because I thought that AP Chem was much more interesting than typing classes. Since then, I've managed to sort of be able to touch-type (except on this blasted lame-ass keyboard at work with the tiny backspace key) at a reasonable speed (admittedly not a speed-demon), and in a way that exercises my arms.

      Ergonomics have their place. I've used a lot of things that weren't particularly comfortable (like this desk), while some other things have been pleasant (like the Aeron chair I have). Howeverm some decidedly non-ergonomic items like my keyboard and even my standard office chair at home can be preferable to some of the annoying "innovations" out there.

      Besides, ergonomic keyboards make it that much more difficult to get to all of my Counter-Strike keys. :)

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    6. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

      There is speculation about that.... I'm 24yo T-Ter and looking "forward" to an EMG and possible surgery. Me thinks that there's some other predispositions to RSI/CTS/tendonitis/etc. such as diet, (lack of) exercise, stress, hormones, genes, or so on. I don't know of any other students having problems in the CS dept., and there's about 500 people in the dept. Btw, the avg. RSI/CTS age is approx. 40.

      wow, here's a good link

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    7. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by joshki · · Score: 1

      I've been touch-typing since I was 8 -- that's 19 years, and I've had no problems whatsoever. That's typing on everything from the old VT-100 terminals, to MS natural keyboards, to military terminals... The keyboard I use now is just an old gateway I've been using for about 7 years now. But I also swim up to a mile every day and work out regularly besides that -- so I suppose it could have something to do with that. I've noticed swimming strengthens my wrists -- if I have to stop for a few days, when I go back to it I notice the difference. I've always thought that as long as we take care of our bodies and try to keep from doing things to excess, our bodies will take care of us.

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    8. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it is NOT the keyboard. It's a matter of one's hand/arm posture when using it.

      However, present day keyboard design make it somewhat easy to fall into, and stay in, bad habits.

      Just like not slouching in your seat, you can learn to use a keyboard right. Use it right, and you don't get CT. Simple as that.

      You may have just been lucky enough to fall into an appropriate routine. You can have the world's worst keyboard habits, and survive. You just spend a good deal of time on the telephone, using pen and paper, running off to meetings, or (typical of some programmers) pause to think as much as you type and happening to relax your hands in a neutral position when doing so.

      You may just have a diet high in anti-oxidents and anti-inflamatory substances.

      You may have a slightly larger entry into your wrists or a smaller nerve bundle than others. (If so, then people prone to this might be screenable ... just watch the "rights" people go ape sh*t over the slightest suggestion. We'll likely never see such a study.)

    9. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      Just out of curiosity, have you made a lot of use out of that AP Chem class? Out of all the classes I took in high school, typing was far and away the one from which I've gotten the most use. I apply what I learned in that class at least eight to ten hours every day. I couldn't begin to tell you the last time I used algebra or trig or chemistry.

    10. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Knife_Edge · · Score: 1

      As an organist I believe the motions made when typing are far more important than the configuration of the keyboard itself. There is a subtle difference between actively or passively dropping the fingers into a key. The first causes strain, especially when coupled with a grasping motion, which tends to 'lock up' the hand. The correct motion to make is to first lift the finger slightly and then allow it drop passively into the key. I learned this as keyboard technique for the organ, but I have found it applicable to typing as well.
      With all that said, I switched to dvorak several months ago. This reduced my strain even further and I would heartily recommend it to anyone who has perhaps a month or so when they will not need to type heavily.
      Final thought - Remember, if the motion you are making hurts, don't make it anymore. Conform to your hands, do not try to force them to conform to the keyboard, which is a very unnatural device...

    11. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      some people are more prone to carpal tunnel syndrome than others, but typing all the punctuation of a programming language moves your hands much more so than does typing English, and the 'beat' or rythm is totally different as well. my arms hands and wrists never hurt so much as after an all night term paper writing session; hardly every after programming. that's my observation, anyway.

    12. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      I don't mean to insult, but dude, I'm 20 and I touch type. How did you manage to not memorize the key locations and "go blind"?!

    13. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      You are SO right, like omg totally. I never get sore after doing shell-based administrationv for hours at work, but when I have to A) copy something from a paper or B) just type normal words out quickly, it sucks! It's not so bad when I'm typing out regular words if I take pauses to think (which is almost always).

    14. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by prockcore · · Score: 3, Funny

      "Now I have no choice but to be careful about my setup, take stretch breaks, etc. which generally keeps things ok."

      Smoking prevents carpal tunnel syndrome.

      Every hour I take a break and go outside to the smoker's lounge.

      So the real question is, is there a keyboard out there that prevents wheezing cough?

    15. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 2
      I also do the "advanced hunt and peck", and my wrists never bother me.. maybe touch typing should be banned.. I type faster than everyone I know who does the touch type method.

      Do you type faster or do your hands move faster? Seriously, how many words per minute can you type? I know a lot of very good hunt and peckers and they don't come anywhere near close to any reasonable touch-typist. The difference is of course far greater when typing out written text becuase hunt and peckers have to switch between read and type modes all the time.

      I would agree however that touch typing does increase your susceptibility to RSI purely because you do the same kind of movements all the time, but also because poor posture and seating arrangements affect you more with touch typing (it's much harder to adjust the actions to a keyboard that's to high for example). That's why the first thing you are taught in a good typing class is good posture and to take regular breaks. Unfortunatly, most people are well-trained touch typists.

    16. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Morel · · Score: 1

      I never learned to truly touch-type mostly because I thought that AP Chem was much more interesting than typing classes.

      AP Chem? Funny name for a girl, innit?

    17. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by peddrenth · · Score: 2

      "I also do the "advanced hunt and peck", and my wrists never bother me.. "

      Won't work on my keyboard: I just spraypainted all the keys blue to match my computer.

      Why are we discussing a free energy, err, anti-RSI device anyway? We'll all be getting spammed with adverts for it soon enough. Just get a natural keyboard if you do lots of typing, and good luck getting your work to buy one.

    18. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i personally think it's the MOUSE.. at least in my case.
      when i code i'm always highlighting, double-clicking, etc...
      the movement from the keyboard to the mouse is what killed my wrist (yes, it's just my right wrist)

      anyone know of a keyboard with the numberpad on the left, to minimize right arm movement?

      thanks

    19. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by mbogosian · · Score: 1

      Smoking prevents carpal tunnel syndrome.

      There have been studies to attempt to show a lesser incidents of carpal tunnel syndrome in smokers for the frequent breaks, etc. However, there have also been some studies which claim that smoking actually aggravates repetative stress injuries(check here and here for some findings).

      If you want the best of both worlds (i.e., lots of breaks without depriving your nerves of oxygen), I'd suggest getting a large water bottle and sipping from it all day long. Fill it up every time it gets empty (that's one break per). If you do it right (depending on the size of the bottle), you should go through it two or three times per day. The real payoff is that it forces you to get up and go to the bathroom about as often (if not more so) as your smokin' coworkers. If you don't forget to wash your hands, it probably keeps your desk cleaner too.

    20. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by ncc74656 · · Score: 2
      Is it really the keyboard that causes carpal tunnel syndrome? I've been going with a regular keyboard since my first computer (~10 years), and I'm just fine.

      Maybe some people are just more prone to carpal tunnel than others. Maybe it's just really bad typing habits (or not, because I think mine are horrible ;).

      I've logged close to 20 years behind keyboards of varying quality (from IBM Model Ms on down to the membrane "keyboards" on Atari 400s) and haven't ever run into any problems. I suspect an "ergo-nazi" would think my home setup is atrocious (a wooden desk that's probably twice as old as I am, with the keyboard in a pull-out pencil tray and the mouse on a pull-out writing board above the drawers, with a couple more computers and their keyboards up on the desk), but it's worked for me since 1985. (Before that, my 99/4A lived on a TV tray. :-) ) I took a typing class in '87 or so, but I think the main thing I got from that was faster typing. I don't think it's made me any more or less susceptible to the injuries that some people claim.

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    21. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by kbindera · · Score: 2, Funny

      This keyboard is easy to pick up and smash a marketing freak's face in with. You have the two handles and the nice flat bottom. Or, maybe you could sandwich a marketing freak's face between the keys while proceeding the bash them with a standard keyboard.
      People who buy this stupid thing should be tortured.

    22. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by TheAJofOZ · · Score: 1
      The test is really simple actually. Take a page out of a novel, textbook or similar - it should have very few symbols other than normal punctuation . Then set an egg timer for 5 minutes. Type as much of the page as you can in five minutes, if you reach the bottom go back to the top and keep typing, don't stop to turn the page. When the five minutes is up, count up the total number of characters you typed, divide by five to get the number of words and divide by five again to get your words per minute.

      Now, go through and find the number of mistakes you made and divide it by the number of words you typed (note that's words not characters, anymore than 2 mistakes in one words count as just 2 mistakes). If your accuracy is anything less than 98% you fail the test and the speed should be ignored.

      Most people tend to find that typing fast is simple but typing fast and accurately is actually very difficult. BTW, you do get to use the delete key these days but it slows you down dramatically so try to avoid it.

    23. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      They do make a completely seperate numeric keypad that you can place anywhere you want.

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    24. Re:Is it really the keyboard? by groman · · Score: 1

      "hunt and peck" is not looking while typing, it's having no set fingers for keys... you have a picture of the keyboard in your head... and if you're typing you reach for the key not with the finger you usually use, but rather with the closest finger... that way your writsts get a workout too. it's the way one learns to type when you have to type fast but you never had a "typing" instructor... it's the natural way as opposed to assigning keys to fingers...

  11. MSFT Natural by shaunbaker · · Score: 1

    I've always had a problem with my wrists and fingers hurting until i switched to the microsoft natural keyboard. Now when i hold my hands verticle and simulate typing it seems that my wrists are stressed much more than they are with the MSFT Natural keyboard. Your palm are always oriented towards earth when resting so wouldn't that be a much better natural position....plus the layout of the board makes using keyboard shortcuts very slow.

    1. Re:MSFT Natural by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

      Not true! My palm is oriented toward my back when resting. Then how will I be able to scratch my ass if I have a keyboard under my pants?

    2. Re:MSFT Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I find putting magnets in my armpits while using the computer help to alleviates the pressure of poorly designed a systems

    3. Re:MSFT Natural by SkewlD00d · · Score: 2

      rgr that, but i still have major RSI problems. i have that kbd, but i think that an adjustable sightly-angled keyboard would be better... im probably going to have to drop $1k on a Data Hand keyboard. =(

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    4. Re:MSFT Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That definately won't catch on with geeks. You can't type one handed with it.

    5. Re:MSFT Natural by EvanED · · Score: 1

      Oh look: it's major university studies showing that it is ergonomic: ASU, Univ or Arizona, Harrington Arthritis Research Center, Univ. of Ca, and the Univ. of Mich. are all cited. :)

    6. Re:MSFT Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i live in phoenix. if one of those keyboards falls off a truck, i'll cut you a deal for $200

    7. Re:MSFT Natural by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could just use the mouse when you're surfing one-handed.

      Who gets their pr0n using lynx, anyhow?

  12. So Unique! by CrayzyJ · · Score: 5, Funny

    "So Unique this was awarded US Patent..."

    They also awarded patents on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and how to exercise a cat. What's your point?

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    1. Re:So Unique! by GuyMannDude · · Score: 2

      They also awarded patents on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and how to exercise a cat. What's your point?

      Hey, hey now! That patent wasn't just for exercising a cat. It was exercising a cat USING A LASER! That makes all the difference in the world! ;)

      GMD

    2. Re:So Unique! by Tidan · · Score: 1

      On the subject of stupid patents, you might want to check outthis one. Some guy patented a "Method of swinging on a swing." Crazy stuff!

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    3. Re:So Unique! by The_Rippa · · Score: 1

      > "So Unique this was awarded US Patent..."
      >
      > They also awarded patents on how to make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich and how to exercise a cat. What's your point?

      LOL!!!!

    4. Re:So Unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That was a joke patent that was filed by a patent lawyer for his young son.

    5. Re:So Unique! by bobtroy · · Score: 2, Funny

      "So Unique this was awarded US Patent #5137384" It's true...no other patent has that number. How unique!

    6. Re:So Unique! by EvanED · · Score: 1

      That doesn't change the fact that the USPO deserves to be decomissioned. that should be Bush's next action when he's done with the FBI...

    7. Re:So Unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude, of course they awarded an US Patent: www.clipperton.com has a US Patent for god's sake!

    8. Re:So Unique! by Bob+Finklestein · · Score: 1

      Their point is this:
      The first keyboard design got a patent, right? (I believe it would fall under #3,932,842, but I'm not completely sure.) But an HP keyboard is no different that a Microsoft keyboard, or any other kind of keyboard. It's all generally the same (which is what the bottom of that patent report says, I think.) What they're saying, however, is that their product is so much different than normal 'flat' keyboards, that it got its own patent.

      Feel free to correct me if you find a different patent for the first keyboard, there were 61,000+ search results, I'm bound to have missed something. And I do realize that different 'ergonomic' keyboards have gotten their own patents.

    9. Re:So Unique! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yea, now all they have to do is ask NASA how to make the plastic bottom plate.

      Then they can advertize that their keyboard is so advanced that NASA helped in the design!

      Too bad the US. has whored itself so badly that it's lost all respect in once worthy institutions, like patents and NASA involvment. Seems these are now interpreted at large as a marker of dubious practices and poor product value.

  13. correct alignment by manifested2 · · Score: 3, Funny

    I like this, now the palms of your hand are correctly aligned for the various tasks at hand...

    1. Re:correct alignment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You would like that, now that your hands are correctly aligned for the various task at hand

      Masturbation?!

      I didn't say that. That was your dirty mind.

    2. Re:correct alignment by IIRCAFAIKIANAL · · Score: 1

      Not quite, still gotta use a mouse.

      Course, you could try the silver dot thingy, but you probably can't use that if you're vibrating around, right?

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    3. Re:correct alignment by Martin+Blank · · Score: 2

      Well, someone could put a vertical hand-grip on top of a mouse, moving the buttons up there so the user's hands would maintain the same position. Of course, how it would appear is something else entirely.

      "Bobby, what are you doing?!"
      "I'm just moving the mouse, mom! It's normal!"
      "At least go in the bathroom to do that!"

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    4. Re:correct alignment by John_Booty · · Score: 2

      they make such a contraption already. it's by 3M, no less! http://www.3m.com/ergonomics/ergonomicmouse.jhtml

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  14. link by hoowee · · Score: 1

    You might take this article with a grain of salt.

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    1. Re:link by MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the reminder but I take every slashdot stories with a whole fucking pint of salt.

  15. But will it fit? by ewise · · Score: 1


    Yes, but will it fit in my keyboard drawer under my desk? No? Hmmm... pass, then. I like my bendy keyboard anyway.

  16. "Major University" by dsmey · · Score: 1

    I just love that. I wonder which "major university" study sponsored this keyboard...

    1. Re:"Major University" by newerbob · · Score: 1

      Well, I was expecting it to be the University of Southern North Dakota at Hoople, but it was in fact Cornell!

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  17. Going too far? by TechFaerie · · Score: 1

    I'm all for ergonomics. It's only natural to use a more comfortable positioning when one can. But this is just WEIRD. Capitalization neccessary. Sure, you could stand on your head and type. It would be different. Not necessarily productive, just weird, no capitalization. $350 for WEIRDness? I'll hire a typist myself.....hmm, minimum wage, that's over sixty hours of them doing my work for me! I'll be happier that way.....or I could double my money by folding it in half and putting it in my pocket. Thank-you-very-much-have-a-nice-day.

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    1. Re:Going too far? by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      Check the video. There's a guy who, once got over the weirdness, saw that it actually worked!
      Hooptee hoop!

  18. carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by lethalwp · · Score: 2

    Ok, the vertical keyb fixes the problem in the wrists etc

    but what about having to keep your arms in the air, without being able to lay them on the desk or so to type (am i the only one that does this?)

    And.. The central keys: When you are typing, do you punch them with your head to use them fastly?;) (watch the video, and think to that ;) )

    Nah, i stick to the old first-designed keyb
    i'm in front of a pc sometimes 24/24 (are we geeks or not), and the worst i had were big headaches because of a too low refresh rate of the monitor (problem solved by now)

    1. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by billstr78 · · Score: 2, Informative
      but what about having to keep your arms in the air, without being able to lay them on the desk or so to type (am i the only one that does this?)


      You and the other people about to suffer for carpal tunnel will do that. Putting pressure on the bottom of your hands or wrists closes the (carpal) tunnel which has your finger tendens moving so furiously inside. This tendon friction coupled with the smaller diameter created by resting your hands is a huge cuase of carpal tunnel. If you want to be typing in 10 years, donn't do this!

    2. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      Your point about having no support for you arms is a good one. That is exactly what I thought when I watched the video. It's true that RSI injuries are important but another equally important problem is fatigue. Most importantly, this may have been a confound in their study because subjects got tired of supporting the weight of their arms and therefore took more breaks.

      Maybe the lesson to be learned here is to take breaks. Similar themes show up all over the place in other posts here.

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    3. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by uhoreg · · Score: 1

      IANA human anatomist, but my guess is that it would not hurt to rest your arms on something when your hands are vertical. When your hands are vertical, it looks like the bottom part of your arm is mostly bone -- no blood vessels, soft tissues, etc.

      I agree about the central keys. It would make more sense to put them on the sides rather than in the middle.

      (BTW, "quickly", not "fastly". There's no such word as "fastly" in English.)

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    4. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by letxa2000 · · Score: 1
      You and the other people about to suffer for carpal tunnel will do that. Putting pressure on the bottom of your hands or wrists closes the (carpal) tunnel which has your finger tendens moving so furiously inside. This tendon friction coupled with the smaller diameter created by resting your hands is a huge cuase of carpal tunnel.

      Question... I have a typical, traditional keyboard. It's actually a Microsoft keyboard, but not one of those bendy things. Just a normal keyboard...

      The only difference is it came with a grey plastic keyboard 'extender' that you latch under the front of the keyobard. It lets you rest your hands on that--it's not the wrist the rests on it, it's more the base of the palm of your hand...

      Is that at all helpful to avoid CTS? I've found it very comfortable, but I never found previous keyboards uncomfortable...

      Do you get CTS in the fingers or in the wrist, or what's the deal?

    5. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by EvanED · · Score: 1

      The carpal tunnel is a pathway in your wrists that nerves go through. CTS occurs when the tunnels get smashed, blocking the nerve singals. Now, resting your wrists can worsen the situation just by vitue of the fact that there is more weight on them, but the real reason resting your hands on something is bad is that it tends to keep your wrists bent back (see safetype's explanation at http://www.safetype.com/extension.html; and unlike a lot of the stuff here, it actually can be taken pretty literally). Now, I'm not a doctor, but I'd say that as long as your wrists are straight, you'll be OK. But it's the bending that causes the problem. So if you're doing that, stop as soon as you can get out of the habit.

    6. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The palm rest is designed to be used for breaks between typing, your not actually supposed to rest you palms on it while typing. However, I do, and it hasn't hurt me any, despite the warnings logitech has etched right into my keyboard, why can't they just use stickers like everyone else?!?

    7. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem with putting the keypad on the outside is similar to what happens with the keypad on a conventional keyboard. You have to reach past that for the mouse. This tends to make your mousing posture be with your arm extended. That can really aggravate an existing RSI.

      Several years ago I had a RSI problems. The thing that finally made it possible for that to heal was switching to mousing lefty. This helped both because the left side required a shorter reach and because my pain was worse on the right than the left.

      Of course, switching to spending more time writing specs and helping newbie hackers and less time actually hacking might have helped the healing process too.

    8. Re:carpal synd fixed, but what about the rest? by buck_wild · · Score: 1

      I went to an ergonomic suply store, because I was concerned that some of my employees may have been developing RSI.

      The point: They make these arm-supporters that clamp onto your desk and have a floating joint in the middle. You rest your forearms on the end pads. Your arms weigh like 5+ pounds, and these things really do help.

      A bit pricey, though, at like $245 a pair.

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  19. Keytronic FlexPro by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    The old Keytronic FlexPro keyboard splits in the middle and can be cranked up to near vertical. I've been using this keyboard on two machines for about four years now (you do need to be a touch typist!) and it has helped with "keyboard elbow" (tendonitis) and some with shoulder/back pains. I don't have much problem with it except for my line-noise style passwords. I bought these from Egghead during their sell-off of bricks-and-mortar locations for $40 each.

  20. Vertical? how bout 45 degrees and folding by billstr78 · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I know that people tend to rest thier rists agains the desk, and this is a major source of carpal tunnel symptoms, but could the job be done with a mere 45 degree angle and maybe a hinge that allowed in to fold (to many degrees)? It seems as though gravity would take it's toll on your shoulders after keeping your hands in a vertical position 3 inches off the desk.

    1. Re:Vertical? how bout 45 degrees and folding by p_trinli · · Score: 1

      I use a Fellowes gel wrist rest to prevent my wrists from resting on the desk or bending. Works well. It's $15-20 at Office Depot or online.

  21. That's all fine and good, except... by EEBaum · · Score: 2

    What bugs me about this keyboard is that the numeric keypad and the Insert/Delete/Home/etc. keys are in the middle. So when you want to use any of them you have to move your hand out and around or up and over. If they put those keys on the outside, I might consider buying one when the price gets down to, oh, less than you can buy a new (albeit bottom of the line) computer for.

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    1. Re:That's all fine and good, except... by patchmaster · · Score: 1

      I think the mirrors are used to position those keys on the outside. ;-)

  22. Blame work, not the keyboard by mangu · · Score: 1

    From the link you mention:

    ...keen computer game players pound on keyboards and joysticks for hours on end, but seem to suffer few injuries as a result. Only when someone else is cracking the whip do workers start to be at risk.

    Perhaps if, instead of paying $350 for a keyboard, the user got a $350 raise?

    1. Re:Blame work, not the keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where do you work, McDonalds?

  23. This may not be as unique as they claim... by bc90021 · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...since it was done before, supposedly by someone at Cornell University.

    There's also the pyramid keyboard as well. I wonder how they compare...

    1. Re:This may not be as unique as they claim... by billstr78 · · Score: 1

      However, the tests carried out in the laboratory revealed that the horizontal keyboard was still better. 83% of testers reported that the traditional keyboard was more comfortable than the vertical one. That's strange, but true. Though the shape of the vertical keyboard is more convenient and really reduces the potential risk of injury, the typing performance drastically decreases.


      I guess this is why it was not patented by Cornell before these shisters picked up on it. For $345, they better throw in a Ronco Food Dehydrator and a George Forman grill.

    2. Re:This may not be as unique as they claim... by EvanED · · Score: 1

      It even had mirrors. :)

  24. Alternative Keyboard FAQ by Skreech · · Score: 5, Informative

    the Alternative Keyboard FAQ is here and has information about other kinds of keyboards.

    also some news articles...

    CU study: Vertical split keyboard lowers the injury risk for typists
    Vertical Keyboard: the "Touch Easy."

  25. IBM 370 all the way man!!! by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

    Serously, I love my IBM 370 and my fingers would have to fall off in order for me to switch to anything else. The IBM 370 was the origional awsome keyboard and its still the best IMHO. You just can't beat that tactile response and clickity-click noise. Heck you could beat somebody over the head with this thing and there skull would break before the keyboard did. And any keyboard that can be used to beat somebody to death without harming said keyboard gets an A+ in my book. Besides who in there right mind would spend $347 on a freaking keyboard. I might as well buy a new processor or graphics card instead.

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    1. Re:IBM 370 all the way man!!! by ceejayoz · · Score: 1

      Heck you could beat somebody over the head with this thing and there skull would break before the keyboard did.

      I certainly hope that claim is backed up by a study from a Major University!

    2. Re:IBM 370 all the way man!!! by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      It most certainly is my good man! The school of lets beat my little brother over the head with my keyboard. :)

      But seriously though, these things are made of machined steel. People have driven large trucks over them and they still work afterwards. It cracks the plastic casing but they still work fine.

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    3. Re:IBM 370 all the way man!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to do some warehouse inventory control processing returned items at a electronics retailer. And I loved using the IBM keyboards on the As/400 terminals. ka-chink ka-chink ka-chink ka-chink ka-chink

      LTLM (location to location move)[tab]
      L WRETWARE (return to warehouse)[Enter]

      put "x" in all the items to move there. I loved it.

  26. Currently feeling bad about buying a datahand by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am very glad that companies are willing to challenge the wrist grinding design of existing keyboards. I purchased a datahand recently as it was the most aggressive erognomic product on the market (all typos are due to my inexperience). I never thought twice about the large price tag... my monitor costs just as much, and if you are on the thing 10 hours a day then comfort is your primary concern not price.. a run in with RSI can cost you tens of thousands, so a couple hundred now to keep your hands from becoming stressed is a great investment.

    The datahand salesman warned me that programmers often return the units because of the difficulty in switching between number/symbol mode and letter mode. The sell a foot pedals which make switching much easier, if you purchase a datahand, be sure to spring the extra duckets to get them.

    So if the keyboard can give you similar speed,comfort, and accuracy as the datahand it is a real bargin..

    1. Re:Currently feeling bad about buying a datahand by jonabbey · · Score: 4, Interesting

      I used a DataHand exclusively at work for over 3 years, after having experienced some RSI issues, and wrote many tens of thousands of lines of code using it.

      It turned out that the DataHand didn't do nearly as much for me as getting out and exercising (yoga!) did. The DataHand actually encourages you to _not_ move your hands, which is actually a big negative when it comes to blood circulation issues. As a diabetic, blood circulation is actually a big deal.

      The DataHand also proved stressful to my little fingers, which had to do a lot of side-to-side motions that one normally does not encounter.

      If you like the DataHand, more power to you, but despite my very extensive experience with it, I am happier with a simple (and reliable) Microsoft Natural keyboard and exercise.

  27. 37 comments and already slashdotted by stere0 · · Score: 1

    At $347 a piece, it also includes a 14.4 modem and a thtppd web server. If you are an indian goddess you may run a beowulf cluster of these.

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    1. Re:37 comments and already slashdotted by davew666 · · Score: 1

      Here is the google cached site, Google.com

  28. not to say im all about this keyboard but... by xStopherx · · Score: 2, Informative

    ...if you look at the site it says its the university of california at san diego (ucsd).

    1. Re:not to say im all about this keyboard but... by cpeterso · · Score: 2


      UC San Diego? what in the world do you mean? The company is located in Carson City, NV and its "university study" was done at "Cornell.

  29. Major University != Cornell? by dbmartin00 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I can't seem to load it, but the "major university" seems like it may be Cornell... the link I can't load is labelled cornell.html anyway.

    It must be this study

  30. Misleading Title by b1ng0 · · Score: 2, Informative

    I don't know why they are playing this out to be some type of miracle keyboard when in fact each of their pages clearly states:

    Note: The Safetype(TM) keyboard is not offered as a cure for any medical condition.

    I know I won't be using their keyboard any time soon.

    1. Re:Misleading Title by billstr78 · · Score: 1
      There is _no_ cure for carpal tunnel outside of surgery. Any type of keyboard that effectivly reduces the risk to *developing* carpal tunnel is something to note.


      As a side, this keyboard still sux and it is not work 10% of what they are asking for it

  31. How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Cardhore · · Score: 5, Funny

    Remove the following keys:

    Windows

    Windows (on the other side)

    Thing Next To Windows with the Arrow and menu thing(same side as above)

    PrtScn

    ScrLk

    Pause

    Home

    End

    Delete

    Page Up

    Page Down

    Insert

    UP arrow (But what about games??? you cry. Ever heard of WASD?)

    DOWN arrow

    LEFT arrow

    RIGHT arrow

    The whole friggin numeric keypad (this allows space for your mouse so you arm is not bent all over the side of your desk)

    Finally, switch escape with caps lock (for all you friendly vi users), and optionally remove the function keys. Surprise! You now have a typewriter with shift, control, and alt. That's all ya need folks!The best part is...you can still use emacs! If you really need a numeric keyboard, you should be able to buy it separately.

    1. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Cardhore · · Score: 2

      Whoops, forgot to mention reason for all this: computer programs shouldn't rely on having all those unnecessary keys when you have three modifiers (ctrl, alt, shift) and 55 keys within immediate reach. Moving your hands back and forth to the function keys, arrow keys, number pad, home/end block puts unnecessary strain on your wrists and hands. Old macs, Games, Emacs and vi just further show that you can navigate properly without arrow buttons.

    2. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by thesolo · · Score: 2

      Exactly. You are describing the brilliant Happy Hacker Keyboards!

      Not only do they remove the extra BS keys, but they also swapped Control & Caps Lock, for those of us using Sun systems, or those who just prefer that type of setup. It really is a great keyboard!

    3. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by archen · · Score: 1

      too bad you can't log on to NT to use it. (no delete)

    4. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by EvanED · · Score: 1

      If you remove the alpha-numeric keys as well you'll have a really ergonomic keyboard.

    5. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by rmull · · Score: 1

      Exactly. It stabilizes your system too.

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    6. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by macshit · · Score: 2

      Small correction: The name is `Happy Hacking Keyboard'.

      (n.b. I'm pretty sure the name `Happy Hacking' was inspired by RMS -- it's one of his typical parting phrases, and the manufacturer gave him a free keyboard...)

      The newest H.H. keyboard model includes -- gasp! -- arrow keys, which add .4 inch to the size (though they're pretty minimal, kind of like the small arrow keys you often find on laptops)! Completely unnecessary, IMO; I'm very happy using the FN-key on my H.H. to get arrow keys and home/end/&c when I need them.

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    7. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by FleshWound · · Score: 1
      The only key you mentioend that I don't use frequently is the Scroll Lock key (besides the Windows key and the Context Menu key (the one you called the "Thing Next To Windows"), which I don't consider real keys anyhow ;).
      (But what about games??? you cry. Ever heard of WASD?)
      Yes, I have. Ever heard of left-handed people? We can't use the WASD configuration (not easily, anyhow) because we have our left hand on the mouse.
      The whole friggin numeric keypad
      That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard. I don't personally know anyone who doesn't use the numpad for entering numbers.
      Finally, switch escape with caps lock
      Funny how you don't suggest removing the Caps Lock key, considering it's the most useless key, second only to the Scroll Lock key. It's a hell of a lot less useful than 90% of the keys you suggested removing.

      Here's an idea: get a clue, and the consider revising your list.
    8. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Tiado · · Score: 1
      Remove the following keys:

      Windows

      Windows (on the other side)

      Thing Next To Windows with the Arrow and menu thing(same side as above)

      I already did that at least. Now if only I knew how to remap the alt keys to the spaces where the hot keys used to be, and installed a wider spacebar, that would make a great keyboard for my needs.

    9. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2

      Left handed? Then use the PL;' combination instead of WASD. Or if that feels icky, use the IJKL combination.

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    10. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by FleshWound · · Score: 1

      Well, they still have other uses other than gaming...none of which can be easily reproduced...epecially since you've decided the numpad was no longer necessary.

    11. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Last time I checked, this keyboard was called the Happy Hacking Keyboard

    12. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by slamb · · Score: 2
      Ever heard of left-handed people? We can't use the WASD configuration (not easily, anyhow) because we have our left hand on the mouse.

      I'm left-handed and always liked this arrangement. I have no problem putting my right hand on those keys. Possibly this is related to my keyboard - an old true blue IBM PS/2 keyboard; the kind with the big clicking keys you can pop the keycaps off easily. All the keycaps but a few odd-sized ones (modifiers, enter, baskspace, tab, numeric +/insert, space) are the same except for the coloring/lettering and the little bars on the 'F' and 'J' to orient your hands. No tilting or anything. So the left and right parts of the keyboard are equally comfortable for either hand.

      And in any case, I don't think it's a great stretch of imagination to extend the "WASD" concept to a different part of the keyboard. This is why games have configurable keys.

      That's the most asinine thing I've ever heard. I don't personally know anyone who doesn't use the numpad for entering numbers.

      I don't. I try not to move my hands from the home row. With most simple editors I have to use the arrows (to highlight/delete stuff in this text, ironically enough) but I avoid the number keys. I suppose I could be more efficient entering lots of numbers with the keypad, but I simply never do that. It would be dumb for me to move my hands off the home row for the short numbers I enter. And I'm faster with it than a lot of people are with the numeric keypad anyway.

      And you neglected to include this part of the original post:

      If you really need a numeric keyboard, you should be able to buy it separately.

      Here's an idea: get a clue, and the consider revising your list.

      Here's an idea: be less hostile, so people won't call you a troll or flamebait.

    13. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by MulluskO · · Score: 2

      While we're on the subject, what does scroll-lock do?

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    14. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Pyrrus · · Score: 1

      scroll lock basically stops the screen from changing at all (so any new input will not show up)
      until you turn it off, and everything will be added. Sort of nice when stuff is scrolling really fast and you want to read something (or when
      you're using something like bitchX, you can type "/quote nickserv identify " with scroll lock
      on and then turn it off after you hit enter so that people can't shoulder-surf your password.
      Note also: ^s turns scroll lock on and ^q turns it off, at least in the linux console (so you don't need the scroll lock key :p)

    15. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Cmdr+Taco+(luser) · · Score: 2

      someone said: I don't personally know anyone who doesn't use the numpad for entering numbers.

      you said: I don't. I try not to move my hands from the home row

      I agree with you about home row. That's why I *must* have an editor compatible with WordStar. Borland's IDE products fit the bill nicely. WordStar was the king of word processors for a few short years, back in the days of CP/M. Because of the variety of keyboard/terminal arrangements on the many different CP/M computers, WordStar chose cursoring and menu manipulation based on ASCII control+letter combinations. One example is CTL-K + R to read a block from a file. Cursoring is done with CTL-E,D,S and X. With the WordStar method, one's hands *never* need to wander from home row, except to pick up the coffee cup.

      There's a tech writer in our office who has a secretarial background; man can she type! But Windows and MickeySoft Turd (tm) ruin the whole effect... there she is, typing along at better than 100 WPM, and then, errrrk! She stops to move her hand to the arrow keys.

      On the numeric keypad angle. I can see your point, except when you need to enter large volumes of numbers. If I'm typing something like this:

      a = abs(number - 3);

      Then I use the number keys along the top of the keyboard. When I need to enter calibration data for a 20 point linearization curve, I switch to 10-key and wouldn't be happy without it.

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    16. Re:How to make a horizontal ergonomic keyboard by Repton · · Score: 1

      Of course, you can always use xmodmap to switch Ctrl and CapsLock anyway ...

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  32. I'd love to know who types like that... by NeoSkandranon · · Score: 1

    So, by their defintion of Pronation, we should never ever turn our palms downward, because this causes problems. I'm sorry, but I think if that was half as harmful as they made it out to be, then humans wouldn't have the capacity to do it, or else problems would be more widespread.

    I tried achieving the position they show for the pronation display, and i had to put my elbows on the table touching each other before i could get my hands to rotate like that. granded that might be harmful, but the fact that the other two joints in your arm rotate a bit makes it like their points are rather contrived.

    Deviation might be a more legitimate concern, but looking at my own wrists it still seems as if they are exaggerating purposefully

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  33. Slashdotted ! by dgmartin98 · · Score: 1

    doh

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  34. That looks uncomfortable by Dranion · · Score: 1

    After looking at the keyboard, I was surprised to see that you had to actually hold your wrist above the desk (without a rest) in order to type. IMHO, that would be VERY uncomfortable after while.

    Perhaps thats the point though... it gets so annoying after awhile that you get up and walk away in disgust, thus taking the recommended "break" that you'd otherwise have ignored.

    1. Re:That looks uncomfortable by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      The "break" is crucial. So crucial, you might say, that you should go all-out and just call it a break. Reminds me of Chris Farley.

  35. But how does it work for Quake? by bashibazouk · · Score: 1

    Valid question. Like I'm going to get carpel tunnel from data entry....

  36. Simple engineering by datastew · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Actually "the turning your wrists sideways to type" thing kind of makes sense in an engineering point of view.

    Thinking way back to my statics class, the stress at any point in the beam is inversely proportional to the moment of inertia. Modeling your wrist as a rectangular beam 1" x 2", the moment of inertia is given by the formula
    ( b * h ^3 ) / 12
    So turning your wrist sideways changes the moment of inertia from .1667 inches ^ 4 to .6667 inches ^ 4. With a corresponding decrease in the stress on your wrists.

    However the actual stress savings will be less for the following reasons:

    1. If your wrists are anything like mine, they are closer to being ellipses than rectangles, and concentrating more mass at the centers means that the turning sideways trick will make a smaller change in the moment of inertia. Also, measuring my wrists more closely, it looks like the values are 1.75" and 2.75". I just didn't want to dig out my calculator.

    2. Whichever way you turn your wrists, they still have to handle the forces generated each time you push against a key. Think about "equal and opposite reaction" from one of Newton's laws.

    1. Re:Simple engineering by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      CT isn't about structural stress. A nerve passes through a small opening in the wrist into the hand. This nerve is slighly compressed whenever the hands are oriented outside a cone of about 20 deg.

      Finger and hand movement moves the nerve slightly.

      When the nerve is compressed, and moving, it is tramatized. Do that a million times and the nerve fiber degrades.

      To see this in real life, use a pencil and a bolt nut just large enought to pass the pencil through its hole. Now, turn the nut to an angle relative to the pencil ... notice the pencil is rubbing. Now, if you move the nut through a range of angles, while moving the pencil slightly in all angles, you'll eventually cut the pencil (your nerve) in half.

  37. Beware of annoying sound by TheCodeFoundry · · Score: 1

    Why, oh God, why must companies insist on putting $#%@#$%@#$% annoying sounds on their web pages?

  38. Umm, RTFA? by captain_craptacular · · Score: 1

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  39. repetition by mshurpik · · Score: 1

    I'm willing to believe that this keyboard is cool, but the fact is, there is no such thing as the perfect keyboard. Any kind of repetitive motion will cause some muscles to grow and others to atrophy. The result is that you are going to have to exercise those atrophied muscles no matter what keyboard you choose.

    1. Re:repetition by good-n-nappy · · Score: 1

      That's where Finger Weights come in :) --Beware, this site has a lot of annoying flash crap--

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  40. Other alternatives by SeanAhern · · Score: 5, Informative

    If you watch their little video, they talk about some positions that normal keyboards force your hands to be in. It's those positions that cause all of the problems that are associated with typing. Their keyboard purports to remove the problems by putting your hands in a more natural and neutral position.

    A little over a year ago, slashdot posted an article about the Evolution Keyboard, now by Kinesis. I have had one of those for several years, and would recommend that anyone interested in the SafeType keyboard also check out the Evolution keyboard. (You can the review I posted to slashdot here.)

    The SafeType keyboard is fixed in position, and they consider that to be one of its major features. While I can see that preventing users from futzing with the keyboard keeps them from moving it to a position where it can hurt them, I happen to really like the ability of the Evolution keyboard to move to whatever position I like. In fact, I can make it go completely vertical if I want, gaining all the advantages of the SafeType keyboard. I can even drop it to the sides of my chair, removing even one more "unnatural" position of my arms.

    To me, having lots of choices in how I configure my work space is a good thing. And having a keyboard that fits this mindset is one of the most important parts.

    1. Re:Other alternatives by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can you wrap it around yer dick, so it's in a real natural position?

  41. Soooo many customers! by PtM2300 · · Score: 1

    All the employees at the company are going ape shit right now calling friends and telling them to buy stock in the company because their website is so busy ;)

  42. The REAL reason this keyboard works... by ovit · · Score: 1, Interesting


    Try this:

    Relax and stand up; arms down, totally relaxed.

    What way do you're hands fall? Palms toward legs... This is the CENTER of the range of movement of you're hand and requires no physical strain to hold this position...

    Not being able to put you're elbows down kind of sucks tho...

  43. Reminder by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From the "How it works" page:
    (Reminder: Bookmark this page to use for comparing keyboards.)

    Hmm, there was something I was supposed to do...

    I'm gonna use this on all of my pages now:

    (Reminder: Bookmark this page to use for noticing how sexy I am)

    (Reminder: Bookmark this page to use for seeing pictures of my dog)

    (Reminder: Bookmark this page to use for filling up your bookmarks)

    I kiss you!

  44. carpal tunnel... by gotih · · Score: 2, Interesting

    not this again -- it's been a year or so but a 'this funky keyboard will cure carpal tunnel' article always come up eventually.

    Basically, ONE keyboard will never solve your carpal tunnel problems. carpal tunnel is a result of continous stress on specific parts of the wrist. and it is still not completely understood how to prevent it. i found that my moderate to severe wrist pain ceased when i started alternating keyboards. i use two: a regular keyboard and a Kinesis classic. by using these very different keyboards i work different muscles and distribute the stress throughout my hands which (in theory) prevents most harm from occuring.

    Kinesis keyboards are sort of expensive but it is by far my favorite keyboard. took about a week to get used to (hint: be lazy, don't reach so far for keys). i got my boss to buy it ($275) for me after some mild whining.

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  45. Also. . . by jchawk · · Score: 2

    "Of course at $347 it also better make me coffee."

    And mow my lawn, cuddle with my girlfriend after sex, make breakfast, and walk my dog!

    1. Re:Also. . . by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know as well as everyone else that "walking the dog" is sex with yer girlfriend.

    2. Re:Also. . . by lposeidon · · Score: 0

      well there goes the idea of typing with one hand and fingering the GF with the other...

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  46. june fools? by eracerblue · · Score: 1

    i saw the picture,

    and i had to check the date;

    it's not april fools already is it?

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  49. WAY overpriced by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not a chance of me buying one, even to try out.
    Very pathetic site..."awarded a patent"??? Give me a break!
    At this price, I could buy a lot of much sexier hardware than this.

  50. Oh yes, SO unique. by Sivar · · Score: 2

    From the website:
    "So unique it was awarded U.S. Patent #5137384"

    As we all know, ideas must be completely unique in order to have the rare honor of being approved by the extremely stringent U.S. Patent office. :-)

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  51. What's with... by Mattygfunk · · Score: 2
    ... the mirrors on either side? Even if you needed to look at the keys (which you shouldn't because its pitched at touch typists) the small mirrors would reverse your view.

    The video also goes to great lengths to explain why the angles our hands go on with a conventional keyboard are bad, but replaces this with a design which involves having your hands in the air constantly. WTF? Try using this for an full day.

    1. Re:What's with... by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      Try *typing* for a full day.. it's fucking bad for you. I think the lack of hand braces forces you to take a crucial break every once in a while.

  52. But, I can't! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The server is busy at this time

    Windows Media Player cannot connect to the server that has the file you want to play; the server is too busy to handle your request at this time. The server may not be powerful enough to handle a large number of connections at a given time.

    Try to play the file at a later time.

    Error ID = 0xC00D0006, Remedy ID = 0x00000000

  53. Given their website - no sale by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sound on a website? How 90s. Thanks for not warning us in the post

  54. Tired Arms by insane8 · · Score: 1

    I can't keep my arms extended like that for more than 5 minutes without getting extreamly tired. It's called gravity and it makes this product suck. Maybe Astronauts can use it.

    1. Re:Tired Arms by insane8 · · Score: 1

      Try to fit it in a standard desk keyboard drawer! good luck! mine is maybe 3 inches high.

  55. Anonymous is Fake by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anon is not real. I was logged in with mod points and checked the box to "Post Anonymously" because i commented in the article. Then I noticed I couldnt mod it my Anon post at all. If it was true anon then I could mod it once. I also cant see the post when i am logged out. I am going to check this post logged in and give you the scoup. I posted this logged out.

  56. winnar is yuo! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For $347, that keyboard had better be giving me some sexual satisfaction!

  57. *BSD outlasts LNUX by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Though *BSD is sick, it certainly is not as near death as LNUX is. LNUX will be remembered as one of the greatest loz3rs en histoire.

  58. The One True IBM Model M by meldroc · · Score: 2

    After destroying several cheap plastic keyboards in succession, I got myself an IBM Model M, the original "clicky" keyboard. It uses buckling springs and capacitance switches, it's built like a tank, lasts forever, and its diswasher safe.

    There is no other keyboard out there with the sweet tactile response of a Model M. They can be had for 15-20 bucks + shipping on E-Bay. One of the sellers offers them used, but protected with the old "keyboard condom" dust covers - get one of those, clean it up with some isopropyl and WD-40, and you'll have a keyboard that is in mint condition.

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    1. Re:The One True IBM Model M by SN74S181 · · Score: 1

      For years I favored the original IBM-AT keyboard, which isn't the Model M. It has the same clicky mechanism you describe, but the function keys on the left and control where it ought to be.

      The bigger keyboards are fricking aircraft carriers. I succumed to using a 'regular' modern keyboard, however. At work I was using way too many keyboards all over the firmware lab and there was no way in hell I was gonna be able to use anything 'special' on all of them. The 'special keyboard' attitude, it seems to me, is for the prima donna who plants his butt on the same chair all day long.

    2. Re:The One True IBM Model M by qengho · · Score: 1

      There is no other keyboard out there with the sweet tactile response of a Model M.

      You are so right. Back in the 80s our company president left a note on my desk that he was giving my XT to a new field salesman. I left a reply that said he was welcome to the box, but if he took my keyboard I would burn the building to the ground in retaliation. I think he knew I was kidding, but the keyboard stayed.

      I wish I could get one for a new model Mac.

    3. Re:The One True IBM Model M by WhiteKnight07 · · Score: 1

      Yep, those things rule. Heck I'm typing this post on one. I went and pulled it out of a pile of old computer parts at half price computers. It was mine for only $3. How somebody could sell such an awsome keyboard for such a small price is beyond me.

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  59. Ergonomics is mostly junk science ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful
    ... that truly benefits the injury lawyers and ergo-consultants. How can these guys state in one breath that working while remaining fixed in one position promotes injury ... then turn around and recommend fixed positions to prevent injuries (eg. 90 degree angle at elbows, straight wrists with "floating" forearms, 20 inches from monitor at eye level, fixed keyboard angle, etc.)?

    The best way to prevent repeated motion injuries is to vary the motion by forcing the person to change tasks regularly ... not by doing quick stretch-routines. I haven't seen any evidence that one can prevent repeated motion injuries by performing 5-minute "stretching exercises". How is a 5-minute stretch going to prevent damage caused by 8 hours of fixed positions or repeated motion?

    All of the ergo-consultants I've seen ... they travel around the country at some other company's expense ... they're always smiling ... they're not held accountable if they're recommendations cause more pain or injuries ... and they all have nice tans. Why is ergonomic equipment so expensive? A footrest for $50 ?!? Snake oil, I say.


    1. Re:Ergonomics is mostly junk science ... by a+nanny+mouse · · Score: 1

      Foot rests *are* useful. You can pay what you like, but a few inches under the foot can induce better back posture.

  60. Better do more than just coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At $347 it had better swallow.

  61. They still have it wrong... by johnlcallaway · · Score: 5, Interesting

    I'm 5'9" (1.7 m) and 225lbs (100Kg). I've also been touch typing for about 25 years. Now....everyone play along with this and find out where your neutral position is. I'll bet it's probably not the same as mine.

    First off, let's assume that the vertical position of your hands is actually better.

    Place your hands like the one's in the picture of the Safetype keyboard. Now, when I do this, I feel a pressure in my sholders suggesting that my hands should be closer together ... my arms more like a V than parallel. I measured it, and the most comfortable position is my fingertips about 4 inches (10cm) apart.

    Now, look at your hands and wiggle your fingers as if you were typing. When I do this, my fingers are curled and move towards and away from me, not on the side like the Safetype keyboard. Except for my thumb, it moves up and down. Even neater.

    So, my 10 minute research suggests that they take their keyboard and rotate it away from the body, and allow the user to control the distance between the two halves. Also, move the space bar, and maybe a few other keys like caps and esc to the top for the thumbs. THAT would be more ergonomic than the contraption they have.

    The only drawback I can see, and the Safetype keyboard would have the same problem, is that my hands rest on the outside edges. I would guess that this would be very irritating after awhile.

    Can I have my government grant now????

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    1. Re:They still have it wrong... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, well, but, what you describe has been done. That means they can't patent it, nor likely build one the patented version that came before.

      Basically, you cut the keyboard down the QWERT-Y center. Mount the two halves on planatary plates, and mount the plates on a U bar.

      Height, width, distance, and hand angle all independently adjustable in the extreme.

      Don't remember the manufacuturer, but it cost something like $250. Still, you can get just as much protection using a $10 CT hand brace.

  62. Wow, great advertising. by paul248 · · Score: 1

    "The mirrors slide up from their stowed position, and it is important that you push up in the correct place to avoid damage."

    Now I really want to buy this keyboard. Not only do I have to keep my hands in midair and adjust mirrors to read the numbers backwards, but I can also cause damage by pushing in the wrong place!

  63. pfft by sambob · · Score: 1

    The only reason you'd get carpal tunnel, or anything related is if your posture and wrist position isn't very good. You don't need a special keyboard, just some common sense.

    1. Re:pfft by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be an insensitive moron. Plenty of people have both RSI and common sense; you yourself should be thankful that you have neither.

  64. Ugh! by DarkHelmet · · Score: 2
    Of course at $347 it also better make me coffee.

    For $347, it better make me crack.

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    1. Re:Ugh! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      how about a blow job or 3rd input?

  65. Mod this advertising shit down by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can go to the website if i want to be a consumer zombie.

  66. Coffee??? by bsartist · · Score: 1, Redundant

    Forget the coffee - at $347, the damn thing better have a blowjob attachment.

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    1. Re:Coffee??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gross!

      why on earth would you want to give this ugly keyboard a bj?

      Seems like you'd chip your teeth on the hardened plastic.

  67. Letters are lined up unsymetrically. by eugene+ts+wong · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When people put their hands to the keyboard, they'll find that their fingers are like mirror opposites. Yet the keys line up in one direction. To see what I mean, look at r f v and u j m. f and j are up above v and m, and to the left. I believe that f and j should be up and to the centre. When your hands are on the keyboard, the fingers will naturally reach up to the centre.

    This won't help everybody, because many people are happy with their keyboards, but it will help some people. I'm sure that my idea won't hurt anybody. That's for sure.

  68. Unique, I have seen this before by Char+Lander · · Score: 1

    I remember back in college I saw a keyboard this dude had that could move into nearly every position imaginable. From the MS Natural Style to this vertical ability. Just with out the side mirrors to scope out cops.

    I don't see this as an industry innovation but hey... if it sells keyboards.

    What I would like to see is complete Voice Recognition computers. Not for gaming obviously but for all operations and data entry. That would be an ergonomical breakthrough. Until people start coming down with laringitis for talking all day.

    Well I thought it was a good idea.

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  69. Twenty Bucks. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Get two cheap-ass USB keyboards, a block of wood, and some duck tape. Now spend the $327 you just saved on something worthwhile.

    -Mike

    (Writing code on shitty, flat, non-ergo keyboards for years with zero pain. Exercise, stretch, and don't home-row, folks.)

  70. better design by small_dick · · Score: 1

    something like a flute that would hang between your legs.

    Now that would be a natural keyboard.

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  71. is a dvorak version available? by httpamphibio.us · · Score: 1

    this really does seem like an ideal keyboard design, but i don't see any mention of it being qwerty or dvorak.

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  72. Better yet... by Nindalf · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Have your keyboard in the natural ass-scratching position.

    (and make one for under $20)

  73. Maybe if they would quit masterbating CTS would... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    go away. That's a big price to pay in my opinion.

  74. IT is a problem.. by mindstrm · · Score: 2

    but more with posture than the keyboards.

    And it generally takes a long time to develop.

    A lot of people who think they have carpal tunnel syndrom have tendonitis.. and really just need some exercise.

    Lift a few freeweights once or twice a week, it makes a HUGE difference to your typing endurance.

  75. No thanks by hedley · · Score: 1

    I am content with 2 Maxiswitch MaxiproII kbds and a happy hacking kbd lite. Each of those keyboards is fine for Emacs since the ESC and CNTL are where they should be (ESC to the left of the '1' and CNTL next to 'A"). And so it was written!

    22 years and no hand problems using Emacs with that kbd arrangement. (using emacs on a dec-20 back then).

    Hedley

  76. How does it compare to Palm Pilots by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I am typing this, right now, with a plastic stylus on a Palm V.
    It is very painful.

  77. The edge you need. by Mark4ST · · Score: 1

    Although the thing seems like a good idea, the really brilliant part is the dual mirrors- not so you can see your hands, but to prevent stealth attacks during Nerf cubicle warfare.

  78. capslock & left handed folks by Cardhore · · Score: 2

    You're right, Caps Lock is no longer useful for trolling slashdot, now that it has lameness filters. Remove the key.

    Regarding left handed people, you might notice that there's still the whole right side of the board intact, brought to you by the letters I, J, K, and L.

  79. One more time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    There is no such thing as "so unique". The definition of "unique" is "one of a kind". Either something is one of a kind or it isn't. It is therefore impossible for something to be "kind of unique" or "very unique" or "so unique". With each passing day I lose more patience with analphabets who assert the contrary. BTW, I saw an impressive demonstration Of Dragon Naturally Speaking today, which would appear to be a more certain solution to the issues which this keyboard addresses.

  80. Ergonomic for your Wrists, But... by RAzaRazor · · Score: 1

    This seems a little odd.
    The keyboard lets you keep yor wrists in a more natural vertical orientation, but forces you)

  81. DIY "new ergo keyboard" by HeX86 · · Score: 1

    Get two USB keyboards and a lot of duct tape. What do you get? Your ergonomic keyboard :) Three reasons why I don't need this anyway: 1) My elbows stick out, yes. But what are arm rests for then (well, maybe I need to say elbow rests). 2) The elevation of my keyboard (aproximately 4 inches above my elbows) keeps my wrists from bending up or down (propper angle). So I can let my wrists hang on my "incorrect" ergo keyboard's wrist pad. 3) My wrists don't twist (much) either because my elbows are out sitting on my arm rests. I guess it's just a matter of sitting back improperly in my improper chair with my improper ergo keyboard and having fun on a computer. And let off your hands every few minutes. Plus, try playing Quake 3 or Tribes 2 on that. It would be a nightmare. There's my two cents.

  82. Maybe you want... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  83. DOH! by HeX86 · · Score: 1

    DOH!
    Forgot to put it in Plain text. Pretend there are
    's in there ;)

  84. Good for Your Wrists, Bad for Your Back? by RAzaRazor · · Score: 1
    This seems a little odd.
    The keyboard lets you keep your wrists in a more natural vertical orientation, but forces you to hover your arms so you can touch the keys correctly.
    This forces your shoulders (and then your back) to hold the weight of your arms while you are typing. This is very ergonomically incorrect.
    The manuals for every chair that I have ever owned tells me that the armrests are positioned correctly when the weight of my arms is off my shoulders, and on the armrests.

    Even their own image shows the users arms far above the chair, and the desk.

    It seems like they are trading 1 improvement for the loss of 2.

    Besides, how the hell do you see your monitor with the keyboard in the way???

    //Bah! First try at posting this comment got screwed somehow. Sorry for the Double.
  85. Make your $347 work for you. by chief-dot · · Score: 1

    The answer seems almost obvious dude.

    If you have a business that employs data entry people, you want them to enter data for 8 hours a day, not 7.

    This keyboard will let you work them like dogs while still showing your employees that you love them :)

    "What are you doing Cindy? No breaks any more! You've got those new keyboards, now GET BACK TO WORK!!"

  86. what do you lean your wrists on? by serutan · · Score: 2

    Looks pretty comfortable for the wrists, but I bet holding your hands up in the air like that would shift the problems up to your shoulders and back. You would need like a 3-inch tall wrist rest in front of it, which would have to be nicely padded because you would be leaning on the bones rather than the undersides... Think I'll hold off on this one (even if it is unique enough to get a patent).

  87. already posted by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    /. posted an article about three years ago (no I am NOT searching the archives to find it damnit!) about how vertical keyboards where better for the user and how those little thingies to prop up the back of keyboards just fucked up wrists more.

    People still don't listen to be about it though. . .. bending your wrists back, back, letting them go forward au natural, good. Yeesh.

  88. It's terrible! by Thor+Ablestar · · Score: 1

    Yes, it removes extension, deviation and pronation. But it causes your hands to either HANG or to be supported by the edge of a palm during rest times. It will be noncomfortable after a couple of hours. In comparison, when you don't use the usual keyboard your hand is supported by all the palm surface which is much bigger and specifically able to withstand it. And your fingers rest on F and J keys, so you may immediately lift your hands and begin touch-typing.

    Now, look at the position of arrow keys. In order to use them you must lift your LEFT hand, carry it over the keyboard and land it on the arrows. Do this some thousand times a day and you either become a weightlifter or sufferer. It will be usable only when you don't use the arrows and use the mouse instead. Since the ordinary people press
    the arrows with RIGHT hand, attempt to do so on this keyboard will result to MUCH MORE deviation.

    Possibly the Happy Hacking Keyboard in this form will work much better than the original 101-key because it has much less keys and so they ALL can be placed vertically.

    Windows stinks mice

  89. LCARS by linuxgnuru · · Score: 1

    When will we get keyboards that resemble Star Trek TNG LCARS?

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  90. Too Vertical for me by Tiado · · Score: 1
    I probably could never get used to this type of keyboard, I'll be like having to learn to type all over again for me (not like I can type very well anyway).

    As much as a completely flat & rectangular keyboard cramps up my wrists, this keyboard would be just plain awkward for me. the keyboard I use is pretty tame compared to the radical design of this vertical type, but I remember when I bought my (Generic ergo keyboard, which resembles the M$ Natural) keyboard, I thought it was quite the wacky design, but it turned out to be quite comfortable, and I still use it.

    Maybe I should try DVORAK someday.

  91. It'll hurt somewhere... by agent0range_ · · Score: 1
    I'm sure that my idea won't hurt anybody. That's for sure.


    in the wallet!
  92. woah... expensive by AA0 · · Score: 1

    Anyone that buys this keyboard is truely insane. $550 canadian for the thing put it at 2/3rds the cost of a entire cheap system.

    I never get any pain in my hands unless I'm typing for a few hours straight, but let me tell you, if I had to keep my hands raised in the air for 3 hours, I have a feeling they will be a lot more sore then anything on a horizontal keyboard.

    I don't know many people that can type without sight of the keys on a keyboard, sometimes things just get screwed up. And what about all us guys that browse.... one handed....

  93. Why I won't be using this by eet23 · · Score: 1
    I tend to use the arrow keys and page up/down a lot, but as far as I can make out, these keys are on a separate section in the middle with the uprights in the way, so it would take a lot of movement to get there (and also lifting/lowering hands to get to the mouse)

    Also, in a quick test of holding my hands in the air at about the right height and pretending to type, my arms got tired in a few minutes.

  94. Help stop RSI Complaints by tintruder · · Score: 1

    While IT Director at a major oil company, a division HR Manager asked me to help solve the RSI complaint of an employee who was only affected by RSI at work (After work, she could golf, garden, play HOCKEY etc.).
    So I got her one of these chairs (a different brand) and the HR Manager agreed to have her workstation and this chair adjusted by an ergonomic consultant. This included recording all measurements/angles etc.
    The woman simply could not adapt to the keyboards on the armrests and her next complaint demanded VOICE RECOGNITION SOFTWARE. (not too available for the old JDEdwards text-based app on an AS/400)
    Instead, we noted that she had changed all the settings on her chair and removed the elevation blocks under her monitor.

    SAFETY VIOLATION!!!! This is a BIG DEAL in an industry where OSHA compliance is so essential. "Failure to utilize provided essential ergonomic safety devices", "Intentionally circumventing protective devices"

    Guess what? After that HR Visit, NO MORE COMPLAINTS.

  95. Hummmm by zentu · · Score: 1

    You know I used to play the sax, and inorder to keep your arms from losing placement and to cange the angle of the mouth piece you had a little hook to put your thumb on... Now where am I going with this? Why wouldn't an inteligent individual incorpate some sort of arm rest, instead of some cracked out mirrors to confuse the typer...

    Just a Thought.

  96. Damnit! by funkmastermike · · Score: 1

    now only if there was an ergonomic chair to get rid of this line that ends at my chest and starts at my gut! come on.... you know what i'm talkin about.. when you sit down and hunch over,its there... when you stand up, it goes away but the wrinkle is still around. I guess prevention is the key

  97. [OT] Flash crap by petchema · · Score: 1

    Noisy flash crap while I'm earing music on my computer, they lost a potential customer...

  98. Apples cause cancer. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Flouride causes cancer and *genetic* *mutation* if you listen to the right people. (Maybe I can score a date with a certain X5, if I mutate, though!)

    Erm, right, where am I going?

    Keyboard user. 120+ wpm, depending on my mood/adrenaline.

    I don't use that homerow crap they teach you. My fingers descend upon the keys only when striking them. I don't look at the keyboard at all, and rarely make mistakes.

    For some reason, I can type for upwards of six+ hours and not have one whit of pain. Not in my fingers, never in my wrists. In all honesty, the only real pain I've ever had was from marathon FPS sessions, and then, in my right hand/wrist. Where is my mouse? To the right of my keyboard.

    I can't *type* on an MS Natural keyboard. It actually hurts after about twenty minutes, for me.

    So, I ask, are they certain that current-day keyboards are so 'bad'? That they're the cause of RSI/CTS? I think at this point, we know that improper mouse use can do bad things. But, I don't see a mad rush on ergonomic mice.

    Why keyboards? I have no pain now, but admittedly, I don't type 'correctly'. Is that why? Because I'm typing in, perhaps, a more correct way?

    Maybe it is that my hands aren't touching the keys unless striking them. Perhaps they're getting regular 'breaks', eliminating the need to take a rest every hour. I don't know. All I know is that the MS Natural/other ergo keyboards cause me pain. So, I think at the least, that it isn't the shape of the keyboard, but what you do with your hands that causes/prevents RSI/CTS/etc.

  99. just glued my keyboard to the wall.. by ejoty · · Score: 1

    ...and found out thet vertical keyboards do not exactly feel ergonomic.

  100. great mouse by bcaulf · · Score: 1

    Mice are the most pain-inducing device for me. The 3M mouse is the best mouse I've used. I recommend giving it a try if mice make you hurt. Works better for me than my old Logitech Trackman Marble FX.

    1. Re:great mouse by n2dasun · · Score: 1

      Or you could try this or another presenter mouse(bottom of page) if your mouse is giving you problems.

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  101. Shut your food hole by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are you reading the comments if you are so outraged by seeing the linked article?

  102. I object to that... by EnglishTim · · Score: 2

    ... but largely becuase my grandfather did some of the seminal work on it and coined the term: ;-)

    http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/041207800 7/qid=1023537597/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_0_1/202-7462303-9 644620

    But yeah, there's a lot of crap out there.

  103. Has anyone tried... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Has anyone tried taking a standard keyboard and placing it at a 45 angle so that the right side of the keyboard is touching the back of your mousepad (roughly) and the left side is closer to you? It's much more comfortable to type on once you train your fingers to type at an angle without bending your wrists, and makes the transition of keyboard to mouse easier for your right hand.

  104. Good for u know what... by bryans · · Score: 0

    I think the new vertical keyboard will be good for wrist motion, especially up-down motion where it counts for us men;-)

  105. What next? by mrfiddlehead · · Score: 1
    The vertical piano, no doubt.

    What a load of horseshit.

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  106. Alternative Keyboard site by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This one's old. Anyway they're all at keyalt.com
    /A

  107. Kinesis-Ergo keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I switched to the Kinesis-Ergo keyboard a couple years, and have never had wrist pain since. Here's a place I found with great prices on them:

    http://www.dmb-ergonomics.com/mailtok2.htm

  108. The next obvious step by MoogMan · · Score: 1

    We could all see this coming, the only problem is that I can only see it catching on for people who "know" the keyboard layout already - ie nerds and typists :p, namely because people that have to keep on looking to either side for a key wont be happy - I'd love a go of one though, see if its any better

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  111. Ugh by Milambar · · Score: 1

    My Microsoft natural pro only just fits in the space for keyboards in my desk, this new "vertical" keyboard aint exactly space friendly, unless it can be folded up when not in use.

    Still, it would make a great gizmo for the "must haves" brigade, who have more money than sense.

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  112. someone there has two left hands by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

    see the pic here ? See the ring? Would you buy from some one with two left hands? ;)

    b4n

  113. Back trouble can cause wrist pain by __aanhpt9496 · · Score: 1

    Often overlooked is the fact that wrist pain can be the result of back trouble. All the nerves that go to your hands (or nearly every other part of your body for that matter) travel down the inside of your spine and then out between the vertebra. So, a "crick" in your neck or back may result in pinched nerves, which is likely to be perceived as pain in an extremity. This is why posture, regular breaks and stretching and exercise are so key; slumping and frailty tend to screw up your back alignment, and can cause pinched nerves.

  114. All I need from a keyboard by MadFarmAnimalz · · Score: 2

    Is a moderate mechanical response; a gentle but reassuring clackety-clack when I press the keys.

    That's something we haven't had since when, the XT keyboards? All this membrane bollocks is so impersonal.

    I don't need new layouts, I need a back to basics keyboard...

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  115. patents..... by sharph · · Score: 1

    this is just one example of a product that you won't see becoming popular because its patent restricts its creation/selling.... grrr. i hate patents.

  116. Similar product being used by the US Army. by blues5150 · · Score: 1

    I had a friend who was working in the Occupational Therapy section of the army. Before you say it, Yes I had no idea that this was a "trade" in the Army either. Anyway, he had told me of such a vertical keyboard design. Supposedly the vertical design puts your hands/wrist in a more natural position. I imagine that it might take some time getting used to this method of typing. However, for someone with bad wrists this may be their saving grace.

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  117. At least one of there claims is an out right lie by Grizzlysmit · · Score: 1

    you get carpal tunnel because you have to have a genetic predisposition to it (I should know I have had it an the opperations both hand 11 years ago), as for ergonomics, when I last sure the hand specialists I was referred to for a latter mystery condition, they told me that no-one can define ergonomic, it's differrent from one person to the next, you just have to adjust thing till you don't have strain, i.e. find the mouse for you etc.... One things for sure past experience with what sets my hands off, tells me that there board would kill my hands, which is par for the course, so far every ergonomic thing I've ever heard of, ended up in court over RSI etc....

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