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  1. No problem on Lava Flow May Have Caused Extinction · · Score: 0

    I repair Lava Lamps.

  2. Re:Problems with merging and the kernel on KBuild Issues on the LKML · · Score: 0

    Guess who?

  3. Re:Now with local temperature... on MTV Movie Awards Webpage Pull a Lone Gunman · · Score: -1

    France surrenders!

  4. Re:Late night FP on MTV Movie Awards Webpage Pull a Lone Gunman · · Score: -1

    MTV makes me want to smoke crack. Life is grant!

  5. Re:I wonder... (OT) on Nanotech Products Hitting the Market · · Score: -1

    Aye, but who can trust a $5 whore? She swear to god she has no disease, but her clit is paved with crusty mushrooms. I humped her anyway.

  6. Re:No Nano! on Nanotech Products Hitting the Market · · Score: 1, Funny

    Ejection happens after friction.

  7. Re:Hey I saw this.. on Fuel Cell Car Goes Cross-Country · · Score: -1

    Wow! You are on top of it all! When are you getting married with Brittany Spears?

  8. Sure I would attend a slashdot convention on Would You Attend a Slashdot Convention? · · Score: -1

    But would YOU let me in if was not wearing any pants?

  9. Re:PANTS ! on Mac OS X 10.1.5 Update Available · · Score: 0

    No! No skirt either. I've seen his butt crack. He means bizness.

  10. Re:O' Reilly on RTFM = Read the Funny Manual? · · Score: -1

    My god! You aren't reading much, don't you?

  11. Profanity is the answer on Technology for Undercover Journalists? · · Score: -1

    What was the question?

  12. Re:NSA may have already tapped fiber lines on NSA/U.S. Navy Working to Intercept Fiber Optic Cables · · Score: -1

    How come it appears in a newspaper if it's so secret?

  13. Re:rofl on NSA/U.S. Navy Working to Intercept Fiber Optic Cables · · Score: 1, Funny

    I'm Detective John Kimble!

    I'm a cop you idiot!

  14. Re:rofl on NSA/U.S. Navy Working to Intercept Fiber Optic Cables · · Score: -1

    What does tech support have to do with this topic, asshole.

  15. Re:hmmm on SuSE Denies UnitedLinux Per-Seat License Model · · Score: -1

    I'm against SuSe because they don't call their distros GNU/Lunix! Burn in hell fags!

  16. Re:I have question please on SuSE Denies UnitedLinux Per-Seat License Model · · Score: -1

    You don't exactly install GNU/Lunix, you just become an eleet dude. Talk about GNU/Lunix everywhere you go, eventually you will gain acceptance among the community and you will have sex with hot chix. Praise Open Sore software even though you are not a programmer. Burn Microsoft flags, but then post Microsoft news on slashdot because eleet dudes want to know when the latest Outlook get released. Finally, if you want to become a slashdot editor, you will have to learn about Taco-snotting.

  17. Here's how it works on Making Money As An Open Source Game Developer? · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    1. Develop an open source game.
    2. ???
    3. Make money.

  18. Re:Analysis/Design? on Conceptual Models of a Program? · · Score: 0

    You forgot to two steps:

    4. ???
    5. Get rich.

  19. Re:I hate niggers on Conceptual Models of a Program? · · Score: 0

    All koons must die because they smells like mal odorous feet.

  20. Re:Not "real world"? on Moronic Hacking Contest Ends In Free-For-All · · Score: -1, Troll

    Because once a service get meat packed up is poop chute, ever other services become part of the reach around. We call that a raging homosexual ritual in the hacker community.

  21. No shit! on What Free Cable? · · Score: 0

    I mean, this is the normal behavior of cable. RTFM. There is a splitter to separate TV from Internet. Why is this crap a news story.

  22. In related news on Germany, IBM Sign Major Linux Deal · · Score: -1

    Germany adopted a new law that all citizens must grow a beard and praise GNU/Linux. Non-conmplying people will be sent to the gaz shower.

  23. Re:Not as cool as the goat spider silk on A Building Material 12 Times Stronger Than Steel · · Score: 0, Funny

    We clearly see that a spider silk can easily lift a human up in the sky and around buildings, from the movie Spiderman. So your theory of linear scalability is inaccurate.

  24. No way! on A Building Material 12 Times Stronger Than Steel · · Score: -1

    My daddy is stronger than your PYRAmatrix!

  25. Re:Real brilliant. on Sun Discovers Dumb Terminals · · Score: -1

    Pheraps they took back the Ultra 10 because you are a worthless maggot. Scumbags of your kind deserve no better than a SunRay.