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  1. Re:interesting on Sun Discovers Dumb Terminals · · Score: -1

    I'm dumb indeed, but I don't understand the terminal part.

  2. Spit some lunatic ranting in is face on Buying Unix? · · Score: -1

    Tell your boss that Microsoft is evil. He will understand, and will buy you as many Sun servers as you want right away. After he let you install Linux, don't stop there. Yell at him frantically that it should be called GNU/Linux. Pull the plug on Windows servers while nobody is looking, then complaint to your boss that Windows is crashing all the time. When Linux segfaults, deny it and tell your boss he is an idiot.

  3. Re:I saw this last week. on Review: Insomnia · · Score: -1

    You obliously never been in Alaska. This place is hell. Cutting off your toes with a butter knife because it froze to death is no fun. If you want to see beautiful things, stay the fuck in disneyland.

  4. Re:Shhhh... on Review: Insomnia · · Score: -1

    And you see these canadians fart at each other. Disturbing.

  5. Re:conspiracy theory on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: -1

    Are you insinuating that if I masturbate too much, my penis will fall off?

  6. Re:I wish... on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: -1

    Because you don't have enough money.

    P.S. Yes, I'm stalking you.

  7. Re:Plagiarism on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: -1

    You must be new to slashdot. This is called a troll. Janitors have been trolled. It rarely happens in front page stories, but almost all +5 comment are direct cut n' past from usenet. You will get used to it.

  8. Re:What about nethack? on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: -1

    Hello, it's me again. I just want you to know that you look kinda cute in this diaper.

  9. Re:First Post? on Mobile Gaming with BREW · · Score: -1

    In all the people you killed, who had the largest pants?

  10. The good old fashion way work best on Security Architecture - Beyond Passwords? · · Score: -1

    We used a lot of fancy software tools in our security infrastructure that are often a matter of guilding the lily. I have used different PKI technologies in the past and it didn't worked very well for both software and hardware. I expect that a new user would find this much painful in the ass to use than an overly simplified password prompt. These tools weren't quite powerful enough for all of our needs and still was relatively complex to use. The average user can't be bothered to exit their email, the payroll system, etc. much less log out when they leave for vacation and god forbid they did such a thing just because they are going home for the evening.

    A practical solution required to ensure a just and lasting peace of mind on the internal network. So we ended up with a lot of security guards posted on strategic locations all around the computer lab. Well, the sniper doesn't pay attention to the Internet - he is concerned with getting to a point of concealment unseen/unnoticed, and making that one perfect shot. (And getting away afterwards, of course.) For obvious reasons, the shots are often taken at rather long ranges, which is very demanding on shooting skills and which is discussed quite thoroughly.

    In addition to everything that has been said about the physical effectiveness of the intrusion prevention technologies, I think it is the Kamakazes that makes the point that there was also a psychological effectiveness associated with them. If you give the maximum kamikaze strikes on your intruder, then it gets to be really difficult to gain unauthorized access privileges on your most critical systems. To seek death rather than dishonor, which is probably where the kamikaze fit best; the "banzai charge" of last resort.

  11. Re:I am REALLY sick of the same old rant... on RMS Condemns "UnitedLinux" per-seat License · · Score: 0

    Why don't you quote one single clause from the GPL preventing us from charging per-seat licensing. Nowhere in the GPL does it says that we can't charge per-seat licensing. You are just talking out of your ass, really.

  12. Lost memory on April 1, 1972: Write Only Memory · · Score: 0

    Where were you on April 1, 1972?

    I don't remember.

  13. Re:Not Exactly A Win For Linux on European Commission Sponsors Linux Audio Distribution · · Score: 0, Insightful

    I had sex with an ATM machine this morning.

  14. yeah! on Media Giants to Join Dow-Jones Libel Appeal · · Score: -1

    whoa!

  15. Re:Time to cut my hair on Improving Unix Mail Storage? · · Score: -1

    The mullet is the reason why people hate you.
    Take your ass to the barber shop.
    Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole.

  16. first lost message on Improving Unix Mail Storage? · · Score: -1

    improve this post

  17. Re:a couple things: on Convincing Management to Migrate to WiFi? · · Score: -1

    Don't forget the pie charts!

  18. Re:You sure about that? on Convincing Management to Migrate to WiFi? · · Score: -1

    Yes, but does it makes coffee?

  19. Re:Icy Hot Stuntaz on Review: Dogtown and Z-Boys · · Score: -1

    I would be Blade cuz hes teh blackas nigga in teh houza. And he jacks cars, when I say he jack I mean he rent them.

  20. Icy Hot Stuntaz on Review: Dogtown and Z-Boys · · Score: -1

    Yo!

  21. Re:Being real careful with microbes on NASA Probes Reveal Vast Stores of Martian Ice · · Score: -1

    You are right. NASA should use Google to search for life forms on other planets.

  22. Re:Masters of the obvious on How to Own the Internet In Your Spare Time · · Score: -1

    So if you didn't bother to stop on a red light and ran into pedestrians with your car, it isn't your fault? After all, it's the manufacturer's crappy car that allowed the incident. Lets blame car manufacturers for road kills.

  23. Re:Just in time on FreeBSD Ports Collection Reaches 7000 · · Score: -1

    Debian is managed like NATO. Nothing will get done, they are just bashing what they don't agree with, and you have to kiss some asses to hang around with the "good guys".

  24. Re:glad on Gotcha! DNS Popup Scammer Fined $1.9 Million · · Score: 0

    They actually do, by disabling Javascript. The only you are missing is the purdy tabulations and hypertext links changing colors, oh the humanity!

  25. That's silly on Gotcha! DNS Popup Scammer Fined $1.9 Million · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    How are they going to pay? They will do more DNS popup scams like this. Way to go fuckhead.