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Cut The Mullet

On: Favorite NNTP Client?

Do something about your long, filthy hair
It looks like a rat's nest
Do something about your mullet
Get out the hair clippers, jerk

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Get the rat's nest off your head
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull
Take your ass to the barber shop
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

The mullet is the reason why people hate you
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull

Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet
Cut the mullet

Rock over lodon. Rock on chicago. Insure One, it's the insurance superstore.

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Cut The Mullet

On: Favorite NNTP Client?

Do something about your long, filthy hair

It looks like a rat's nest<br>
Do something about your mullet<br>
Get out the hair clippers, jerk<br>
<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
<br>
Get the rat's nest off your head<br>
Get that crazy-ass mother off your skull<br>
Take your ass to the barber shop<br>
Tell the barber that you're sick of looking like an asshole<br>
<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
<br>
The mullet is the reason why people hate you<br>
They are sick of looking at your nappy weed-sack<br>
Nobody wants to look at you with that mullet on your head<br>
Why don't you cut that mullet, you numbskull<br>
<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
Cut the mullet<br>
<br>
Rock over lodon. Rock on chicago. Insure One, it's the insurance superstore.
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Re:Mod down this story.

On: Better Progamming In Perl

News for dot com failures. Stock worth nothing.

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Re:This is great

On: British Cops To Create "Naughty Children" Database

Would you like a cup of tea, sir?

HAHAHAHA! Fucking brits.

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Re:Priceless ZDNet Quote

On: New Microsoft SQL Server Worm

Obviously you couldn't. You have the intellect of a special olympic champion.

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Re: plural

On: McAfee Will Ignore FBI Spyware

If Taco and friends comes to town, how many penii can you fit in your anus?

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Re:MRE?

On: US Military Ramps Up Stinky VR Training

Drop them panties! Hoez get naked.

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Re:Wil Wheaton, actor, dead at 28

On: US Military Ramps Up Stinky VR Training

Spock clamps his hand down on your scrotum. You crumples to the ground, and the doctor declares you dead at 28 and beams the body back to the Enterprise. Says Spock, "I instictively used the Vulcan fag grip."

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Re:I can't wait...

On: Rugby Ball Meets Web-Cam

Dear gleam_mn, If it weren't for your sig, I would have been butt raped to death by an horde of prepubescent horny Linux zealots. You sir deserve a Nobel Prize for the welfare and health of innocents. Thank you for saving my life.

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Re:first fist

On: C# From a Java Developer's Perspective

I first fist your tight virgin ass while you sleep, without lube. Right afterwards the rest of Slashdot crew gangbangs you, but then again they are not first, so they are losers.

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No need for Linux.

On: Making Linux Recognize Vaio Docking Stations?

I dock my little sister all the time. Then I cum in her eyes.

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Re:Actually do something and I'll be impressed

On: Exposing Spammers For All They're Worth

I do fight against spammers! Just the other day, one sent hundred unsolicited bulk email from my open relay. What were he thinking, bloody bastard! I didn't let him monopolize MY market share so easily and I sent thousand more advertisement emails. That should teach him!

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Ok, folks now shut the fuck up

On: Purchasing Used High-End Storage Arrays?

The first post say it all. There is nothing else to add on this topic. Move along.

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Re:Wow! -- WRONG!!

On: World Solar Challenge Beginning

I have been here long enough to grow a penis.

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Re:What vacuum are you living in? (ksh and zsh)

On: A Real Bourne Shell for Linux?

Your analogy is flawed. Asking about ksh to the bash folks is like asking if the United States are the unquestioned pinnacle to the Talibans. Don't hold your breath for an unanimous answer. In fact, screw them, USA are the pinnacle, no question about it. We should bomb all other nations, including France.

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Re:How linux is still an inferior desktop OS

On: A Real Bourne Shell for Linux?

MS-DOS 1.0 was released August, 1981.

Bash 1.0 was released Jun, 1989.

Do the math. You are wrong, sir.

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