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  1. Gentoo?? on Amazon App Store 'Rotten To the Core,' Says Dev · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I use Gentoo; how does this affect me?

  2. Re:I Just Took A Huge Shit on Stallman Unsure Whether Firefox Is Truly Free · · Score: 1

    You also can't stop the guy from shoving the sandwich up his ass instead of eating it.

  3. Re:The death of advertising on Scientists Create Easier Way To Embed Objects Into Video · · Score: 1

    Oh... you're talking about the bottle.

  4. Re:For added fun. on Goto Leads to Faster Code · · Score: 1

    Hey has anyone said "he's the 'go-to' guy" yet because I think that is a pretty clever and original joke that I just thought of

  5. Re:Darknets? Blame the RIAA!!! on Darknets Coming Soon? · · Score: 1
    I'll get my coat

    Surely you mean your suit.
  6. Re:Deep down... on Review: City of Villains · · Score: 1
    I don't get the video. They bought an iPod and pummeled it with their boots? What is it that they were hoping to achieve?

    You pretty much summed it up.

    I assume you must own an iPod?

  7. Re:Before... on Hidden Codes in Printers Cracked · · Score: 1
    Just realize that 99.9% of the world doesn't give a shit about anything you do

    Oh god, that means six million people are out to get me. :(

  8. Re:How do you do a character literal? on Vim 6.4 Released · · Score: 1
    there is no editor more powerful than vi(m). The proof is that vi can be used to emulate a turing machine.

    That's nothing. In emacs you can just type Ctrl-Meta-x busy-beaver and it will solve the Halting Problem.

  9. Re:Globe? on Ask The Civ IV Dev Team · · Score: 2, Interesting
    If Civilization IV is also on a strip, could you explain what difficulties the development team is having in implementing what seems to be such an obvious and simple detail?

    Well, I can't speak for the dev team, but my monitor happens to be flat and rectangular.
  10. Re:Programming on ICFP 2005 Programming Contest Results · · Score: 1

    Variables? Impatience! Loops? Laziness! Tail recursion? Hubris!

  11. Re:Maybe we shouldn't have impeached clinton? on Cost of Secrecy Continues to Increase · · Score: 1
  12. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? on What's the Point of IT Certifications? · · Score: 1

    Good point. I'd forget the classes altogether; just claim on your résumé that you have the degree regardless.

  13. Re:Confusion About Capitalism on FCC Considers Deregulation of DSL · · Score: 1

    Libertarianism

  14. Re:I can't wait to watch the fireworks. on Justice O'Connor Retiring · · Score: 1
    libertarian good guys
    Haha thanks, I stopped reading here because this made me laugh out loud.
  15. Re:Does Zonk sleep? on Mapping the Internet Evolution · · Score: 1

    Pretty sure you mean "There's dedication and there's defecation...."

  16. Re:Macrovision on Microsoft Licenses Analog Anti-rip Technology · · Score: 1

    do you know circletimesquare?

  17. Re:company motto on Google's IPO Trading Defies Dutch Auction Logic? · · Score: 2, Funny

    so does "don't be evil" still apply as their motto?

    Of course. It's just that now shareholders get to vote on their definition of "evil".

  18. Re:Lots of Qualifiers on HP Memo Predicts MS Patent Attacks on Open Source · · Score: 3, Funny
    This kind of fluff makes front page news? Anybody COULD do anything. Why don't you report on it when MS does? In the meantime, isn't there better stuff to report, like real news?

    Tell me about it! Next thing you know we'll have front page stories announcing when software licenses don't change. "This just in: nothing has happened! Film at eleven."

  19. Takeshi's Castle = MXC on Is Math A Sport? · · Score: 1

    Just FYI, you fellow Americans out there probably know Takeshi's Castle better as (the dubbed and heavily edited) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

    TMYK!

  20. Re:dredging up the sedna debate on Best Images Yet Of Saturn's Moon Titan · · Score: 2, Informative

    Whoops, thanks for the correction. This time I decided to do actually do the math to see where I went wrong. I used the following figures:

    • Mean distance between earth and moon: 384400km
    • Mean distance between sun and earth/moon: 149600000km
    • Mass of sun, earth, moon: 2e30kg, 6e24kg, 7.4e22kg

    And I came up with the following (I am not an astrophysicist, but I play one on the internet):

    • Gravitational force of sun on earth: 3.5e22N
    • Gravitational force of moon on earth: 2e20N
    • Gravitational force of sun on moon: 4.4e20N

    So, this may be small consolation to earning a +4 Informative on a misinformed post, but what I had been thinking of was that the moon affects the earth more than the sun (false), instead of that the sun affects the moon more than the earth (true). Sorry for the mix up!

  21. Re:dredging up the sedna debate on Best Images Yet Of Saturn's Moon Titan · · Score: 4, Informative

    Sorry to spoil what you learned in third grade, but the earth and moon primarily orbit each other. The moon's gravitational influence upon our planet is significantly stronger than that of the sun. High tide isn't caused by the sun, is it?

    (Well, actually "neap tides" are caused by the sun and moon working against each other. But the moon wins out, due to its proximity.)

  22. Re:The 80's .. on Delorean Time Machine Replica Up For Auction · · Score: 5, Funny

    The 80's are calling. It wants its fanboy back.

    I couldn't help but notice your sig:
    "Wait till they get a load of me!" - Joker, Batman the Movie (1989)

  23. Re:It has to be said,,, on Delorean Time Machine Replica Up For Auction · · Score: 3, Funny

    This is heavy.

  24. MOD PARENT UP!!!! on MP3.com Archive Not Lost (1.7 Million Songs Saved) · · Score: 1

    n/t

  25. Re:So what your saying is... on MP3.com Archive Not Lost (1.7 Million Songs Saved) · · Score: 1

    Now if we just had a /dev/barely.dressed.teenager, think of all the problems that would be solved...