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Is Math A Sport?

theodp writes "The close of the International Mathematical Olympiad prompts Slate to question if math is a sport, wondering if mathletes might someday compete in the Olympics alongside track stars and basketball players."

496 comments

  1. No. by Mr.+Vandemar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    nt

    1. Re:No. by Chapium · · Score: 0

      I'd like to expand on this: No no no no NO!

    2. Re:No. by samael · · Score: 0, Redundant

      Dammit, beaten to it.

    3. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Exactly. End of discussion.

      Thanks for playing, timothy...now go back to your Tonka trucks and stuffed animals.

    4. Re:No. by Orgazmus · · Score: 1

      You are absolutely right.
      Sports are for brutes, math for brainiacs.

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    5. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. A sport is physical and has active defense. You have both offense and defense. This keeps chess from being a sport, since it has to involve physical prowess.

      A game (as in sports and games) is basically a sport lacking defense -- everyone goes for the highest score or the quickest time (pole vaulting, 100m dash). Still excludes math since there's no physical exertion.

      Sure, my definition might exclude some things that most people think of as sports, but it seems logical to me.

      So, for other things that meet these criteria, but don't involve physical exertion and prowess, you have to add an adjective. Math could be a mental game -- but not a mental sport since it has no defense. Chess could be a mental sport though.

    6. Re:No. by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      So which Olympic sports are offensive and defensive in nature?

      Gymnastics is not offensive or defensive. Nor is the 100 yard dash. Or several others. They are competitive but not offensive and defensive.

      Math olympics can be and is very competitive.

      You can exercise the brain just as much as the biceps.

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    7. Re:No. by GodOfNothing · · Score: 3, Informative

      As a British Junior Invitational Mathematical Olympiad (Yes, really.) I must say, unequivocally, no.

    8. Re:No. by kantai · · Score: 2

      The history of the olympics is to show which soldiers are the best without actually fighting. Almost all the sports ( all the classical ones ) make the athletes more proficient in fighting. Take for example, the 100 yard dash. Running is very useful in combat. Or say, archery, or riflery. Or, hell, javelin throwing. And the field sports ( i.e. soccer/football ) certainly teach the athlete how to deal with opponents, and the game itself can be seen as a war.

      Recent additions such as figure skating and diving, sports based on non-objective rulings, exist in spite of the history. Regardless, these sports are still physical in nature and, no matter how fruity they may appear, champion figure skaters are not people to pick fist fights with.

      Math, however, has absolutely nothing to do with war or combat. In fact, it is not physical at all. There are no buzzer rounds, as your reflexes are not being tested. It is extremely competitive, but it is not a sport.

    9. Re:No. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Spoken like one who can't.

    10. Re:No. by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      "You can exercise the brain just as much as the biceps."

      One would think that someone defending a cerebral activity like math would understand that math "exercises" the brain only in an abstract sense.
      You should know better than to conflate the two definitions, it indicates a lack of brain exercise.

    11. Re:No. by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      You have the first clear answer I've seen in this thread as to why math isn't a sport -- it doesn't rely on physical reflexes. Any competition in which a quadriplegic could do just as well as someone with four functioning limbs is, let's face it, not a sport.

      OTOH, you can ask the residents of Hiroshima if math has something to do with war. <1/2 g>

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    12. Re:No. by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      "use it or lose it" applies equally to academics (math, especially) as it does to athletics.

      Muscles strengthen with use or atrophy with non-use, as do brain cells.

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    13. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can't what? Speak?

    14. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You're an olympiad? Who competes in you?

    15. Re:No. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Math, however, has absolutely nothing to do with war or combat.

      Artillery trajectories?

    16. Re:No. by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      We exercise our minds as well as our bodies!

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    17. Re:No. by Mattsson · · Score: 1

      Well, I'd say that it's a sport, but not athletics.
      So the probability for math being in the olympics is about the same as rally or formula one. Those are sports but not athletics.

      My own, highly personal definition of what a sport is:
      Something you, or your team, use your abilities to compete against others in.
      If these abilities are running, driving a car or doing math doesen't matter...

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    18. Re:No. by Dizzle · · Score: 1

      Does our brain contract like muscle? Then don't make the comparison.

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  2. Ridiculous. by Chess_the_cat · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Absolutely ridiculous. If math is a sport then what isn't a sport. Fuck. The world has gone nuts.

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    1. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      If math is a sport then what isn't a sport.

      Bowling.

    2. Re:Ridiculous. by Corgha · · Score: 5, Funny

      If math is a sport then what isn't a sport. Fuck. [emphasis mine]

      You said it. That is something that probably won't be in the Olympics for a long while.

    3. Re:Ridiculous. by Groo+Wanderer · · Score: 1

      I guess you are one of those people who decry both Curling AND Ballroom Dancing as Olympic sports. Basement dwelling trogledyte.

      -Charlie

      (Yes, sarcasm folks....)

    4. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree sounds like the person who came up with this one is smoking crack. What's next? Olympic Spelling Bee competitions?

    5. Re:Ridiculous. by MikeXpop · · Score: 1

      The Olympics aren't sports. They are sports and games.

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    6. Re:Ridiculous. by black+mariah · · Score: 3, Funny

      It probably would if Brazil had anything to do with it.

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    7. Re:Ridiculous. by XryanX · · Score: 1

      "If math is a sport then what isn't a sport"

      Slashdotting the International Mathematical Olympiad's website, perhaps?

    8. Re:Ridiculous. by Amorpheus_MMS · · Score: 1

      Pretty much anything that can be done competitively could be a sport.

      And this world has gone nuts a while ago.

    9. Re:Ridiculous. by Almost-Retired · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was going to make a similar reply, it just took that link above about 3 minutes to fully load, and it was only 1/4 of my screen!

      I take it NBC has already bought all the bandwidth to there thats faster than two V8 juice cans and a length of dacron string?

      Cheers (or Jeers as the situation requires), Gene

    10. Re:Ridiculous. by SuperRob · · Score: 1

      It's a damned shame, too. Imagine the RATINGS!

    11. Re:Ridiculous. by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      You're right. Decent sports are broadcast on the internet and don't feature doping but aimbots.

      OTOH, I do own a TI-92, which could qualify as a formula-bot, I guess. But I don't use wallhacks to spy on what the others are writing...

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    12. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You've never sport fucked?

    13. Re:Ridiculous. by grammar+fascist · · Score: 5, Funny

      Imagine the RATINGS!

      XXX, I'd imagine.

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    14. Re:Ridiculous. by Arcanix · · Score: 3, Funny

      I should smash your face in with my liquid core bowling ball for such an insolent comment!

    15. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      1924 Olympics:

      http://digilander.libero.it/Ajaxbologna/Olimpiad i/ E1924.htm

      You will note at the bottom of the page an ARTISTIC COMPETITION section. If this could be an Olympic sport/competition why not Maths too?

    16. Re:Ridiculous. by SydShamino · · Score: 5, Insightful

      No, math is not an athletic sport. But it is still something to compete in and be proud of. I got a few nice trips and multiple days out of school in high school to travel for math competitions, and I wasn't particularly good at them.

      What upsets me more, though, is how academic and athletic achievement are recognized so differently.

      For example, a student athlete has their records published in the newspaper, the yearbook, and is recognized at student events. The student athletes that aren't as good don't get as much recognition, but their performances are public record as well.

      Contrast this with schools that are having to eliminate 'A' and 'B' honor rolls, because publication of such rolls shows that everyone not on those lists are 'C' or below students.

      So someone who's even marginally good at sports get to see their name in the paper, and get talked about at school, while those who are good at academics might get a note from the teacher with an extra smiley face sticker. No wonder academic instruction in the US is going downhill.

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    17. Re:Ridiculous. by Mikey-San · · Score: 1

      You said it. That is something that probably won't be in the Olympics for a long while.

      But trust that if it ever does become an Olympic sport, NBC will cover twelve hundred hours of it a day.

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    18. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What? You've never sport fucked?

      In the Olympics? No.

      Have you? I don't recall seeing that one on NBC.

      Maybe it was on pay-per-view. I thought I heard some suspicious noises coming from the scrambled channels during the last Summer Olympics.

    19. Re:Ridiculous. by orpx · · Score: 1

      Anything can be a sport, it just so happens some sports are better than others and get more attention.

    20. Re:Ridiculous. by The+Evil+Couch · · Score: 1
      actually, I remember sitting in an extra sleasy bar in germany watching a sex olympics on television.

      IIRC, there was a man draped in greece's flag nailing the hell out of a chick on an outdoor stage and then a few minutes later, he threw his arms up and cheered, and then the rather large crowd went nuts.

      there was a bunch of quick discussion and then numbers from the judges, but not speaking german and never seeing anything like that on television, I had no idea what the hell was going on.

    21. Re:Ridiculous. by and+by · · Score: 1

      What about the "my kid is on the honor roll" bumper stickers? Don't we still have valedictorians, etc? I think that the real problem is that people just don't see it as often. There's a football game every week, but honor roll comes but once a term.

    22. Re:Ridiculous. by pilkul · · Score: 1
      I don't find this so unfair. The academically inclined people will be earning 100k$ a year in prestigious jobs while many of the athletes are going to work for McDonalds after they graduate. Those poor souls might as well get recognition while they can.

      As for whether lack of recognition contributes to the anti-intellectual atmosphere in the US --- nahhh. The mathletes are going to be more popular if they manage to hide their nerdy achievements.

    23. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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    24. Re:Ridiculous. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You said it. That is something that probably won't be in the Olympics for a long while.

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    25. Re:Ridiculous. by tommeke100 · · Score: 0

      It could be like track&Field, several disciplines:
      - long shot
      - jerk off sprint
      - acrobatic with fixed and free program

      Still need some discplines for women though.

    26. Re:Ridiculous. by RandomWhiteMan · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I was on the math team in high school for the exact same reasons, and all the hot girls there as well. It was a little like band camp during the overnight trips. As far as being recognized as a sport... really? I wasn't looking to be anymore of a social outcast. The principle actually gave the option of having a mention of the math team and acedemic bowl during a pep rally. We all turned it down. Didn't feel like getting outed to the whole school as a nerd, and it was frozen orange-and-sock day at the pep rally.

    27. Re:Ridiculous. by Requiem · · Score: 1
  3. Well... by sk6307 · · Score: 5, Funny

    If curling is a sport, anything is possible.

    1. Re:Well... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Emacro hacker Bruce Ingalls is a mathematician, free software writer AND plays curling. How 'bout that for a hat-trick.

      (No I'm not him.)

    2. Re:Well... by stienman · · Score: 1

      We have to give the canadians something to win since hockey just isn't doing it for them anymore.

      -Adam

  4. Math Major Point of View: by Kjuib · · Score: 0

    I know plenty of people that sweat when they do math - test time usually. So, math has that incommon with sports atleast.

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    1. Re:Math Major Point of View: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the most asinine rationalization of this nonsense I've ever heard. You should be ashamed.

    2. Re:Math Major Point of View: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I sweat when I eat a hot pepper - is that a sport? Just as ridiculous as math being a sport.

  5. clicking for reflexes by rd4tech · · Score: 1

    Next on slashdot:

    - Pump up those fingers typing.
    - Eye-hand coordination.
    - Unix manual power lifting for biceps.
    - Thinking about using muscles grows them*

    Furthermore, I'm proposing new /. section, called 'heavy weight', and, as a first article:
    - New monitor installation, extra secion on protein intake for this activity.

    Jokes aside, more than half of the geeks in my company are really build up types (or lean girls). Once you spend 7 hours in front of the screen, you HAVE to do some king of exercise. Now that usually is the gym downstairs, and/or, football/volleyball/etc, guess the stereotype is wrong.

    * Someone actually proved this

    1. Re:clicking for reflexes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about the Masterbation Workout? Lets face it- thats the most physical activity most of the geeks here get...

  6. Absolutely by 3l1za · · Score: 3, Insightful

    No question about it -- they are.

    Here are some traits of a sport:

    (1) It's something that you can train for -- and, with training, improve in

    (2) It's something in which your progress and fitness and skill/talent can be measured

    (3) It's something in which some people are just naturally gifted and others can achieve at a level commensurate with their effort -- to a point. At some higher levels of mathematics, though -- just like at some levels of athletics (e.g. the Tour de France, the Olympics), no amount of training can overcome a genetic deficiency.

    Most of all, both (mathematics & sports) are fun!

    1. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Informative

      You are wrong, on most of your accounts.

      sport Pronunciation Key (spôrt, sprt)
      n.

      1.
      a. Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
      b. A particular form of this activity.
      2. An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
      3. An active pastime; recreation.
      4.
      a. Mockery; jest: He made sport of his own looks.
      b. An object of mockery, jest, or play: treated our interests as sport.
      c. A joking mood or attitude: She made the remark in sport.
      5.
      a. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation: a poor sport.
      b. Informal. One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
      c. Informal. A pleasant companion: was a real sport during the trip.
      6. Informal.
      a. A person who lives a jolly, extravagant life.
      b. A gambler at sporting events.
      7. Biology. An organism that shows a marked change from the normal type or parent stock, typically as a result of mutation.
      8. Maine. See summercater. See Regional Note at summercater.
      9. Obsolete. Amorous dalliance; lovemaking.

    2. Re:Absolutely by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      Well, by your definition 3, math is a pastime which involves interaction, hence an active pastime, and hence a sport...

      (And in addition see 4b - math is often an object of mockery... ;-P )

    3. Re:Absolutely by Epistax · · Score: 1

      Don't forget the performance enhancing drugs. Oh yeah, and the hot chicks!

    4. Re:Absolutely by pb9494 · · Score: 1, Funny

      In your definition of sports, beer-drinking is a sport too:
      (1) you can train for it, and you actually get better with training.
      (2) Your beer-drinking skill can absolutely be measured.
      (3) Some people have a gift for beer-drinking.
      Most of all, beer-drinking is just fun !
      Same reasoning goes for sex, BTW.

    5. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I tend to think the term sport implies some athleticism to take part in it, not pushing a pencil, chalk or whiteboard marker to solve a math problem the quickest or most elegantly.

    6. Re:Absolutely by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      At my uni, the student association has a beer-drinking olympics... In fact I think most australian uni's do...

      I think the one missing factor in the original comment is competition; it is the competition which converts a skill (like driving) into a sport (like car racing). That's where sex fails to make sport status. But socializing (politically-correct term for picking up hot chicks), now that can get competitive... and it can involve sex...

    7. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot something... is it *WATCHABLE*?!

      The answer is: "God no."

    8. Re:Absolutely by stonecypher · · Score: 1

      Of course, in these criteria, truck driving, bacterial growth, and the ability to fill the bongwater close to the line without looking are all sports.

      Perhaps you shouldn't set the vaguest guidelines you can think of, assume that they're correct, and go on to pontificate about them? For example, m-w.com 's definition of sport, which is of traditionally low quality, is as follows:

      1 a : a source of diversion : RECREATION b : sexual play c (1) : physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2) : a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in

      Now, unless you want to pretend that the definitions live in isolation of and do not affect one another and then want to go on to classify mathematics as solely diversionary and of no non-recreational value, then I'm unsure exactly how math qualifies as for fun, of a sexual nature, a physical activity, a game or competition.

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    9. Re:Absolutely by Deraj+DeZine · · Score: 1

      No, those are traits of competitive events. Sports are physical.

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    10. Re:Absolutely by weiyuent · · Score: 1

      Well, by those definitions anything could be a sport/game. Toenail clipping. Deck sanding. Dwarf throwing.

      The real issue is what sports/games are likely to be popular in the mainstream. Sorry, but I doubt that math will be one of them -- mostly because it is so esoteric.

    11. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Finally a sport in which I can go for the gold, uh oh can they test for performance enhancing drugs like viagra?

    12. Re:Absolutely by gnuLNX · · Score: 1

      B.S.

      Sports require some sort of physical stamina/shape...sorry math just doesn't cut it.

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    13. Re:Absolutely by Quino · · Score: 1

      The problem with that definition is that it encompasses just about any human activity / hobby / biological function (eating fits that definition nicely, for instance).

      I'm not sure how defining mathematics as a sport makes *sense* at any level: it's physical versus the purely mental. At extremes it's the purely cerebral (math) vs. the purely physical (say, weightlifting). Not to say there isn't technique, training, mental preparation in weightlifting, but the phyisical is what's measured and matters.

      Hey, maybe we're asking if we want to include such things as math / speed painting / whatever in a competition that's been traditionally physical, but I don't understand how math==sport in any way.

      The funny thing is that I do think there's a gray area in what most poeple will readily agree is sport, like basketball. Is the point really the ultimate exhibition of human speed and strength, or is the skill required to lob a ball into a hoop from a distance what's really on display. It's not black and white, in my mind (or even bowling, which I'd consider mostly skill and less physical, so I'm not so sure I'd consider that a sport). But, if I were to come up with one example of something that clearly isn't sport, something that is clearly cerebral as opposed to physical, it'd be math.

    14. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A sport is an athletic competition. The following are not sports:

      Golf (fat middle aged guys aren't athletes)
      Bowling (ditto)
      Poker (come on!)
      Math
      Video games
      Huntin'
      Fishin'
      Car racing

    15. Re:Absolutely by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What about something that involves physical fucking exercise?

    16. Re:Absolutely by iabervon · · Score: 1

      I think a substantial aspect is that there is a substantial component to the performance of the task. In mathematics, if you know the solution to something, it is trivial to reproduce it (and knowing a related solution is a major advantage). So it becomes increasingly a matter of luck in getting problems you've already done as you become more experienced. It would be a bit like having a marathon in which anyone who had run that exact route could just finish instantly, having reduced the sport to a previously solved problem.

  7. Poker on ESPN by ikea5 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Well, if World Series Of Poker can be broacasted on ESPN, then I guess math is a sport.

    1. Re:Poker on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ESPN = Entertainment [and] Sports Programming Network.

    2. Re:Poker on ESPN by dorsey · · Score: 1

      When was ESPN declared the definitive authority on what is or isn't a sport?

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    3. Re:Poker on ESPN by MP3Chuck · · Score: 1

      Poker is to Sports as Real World is to Music

      Yet one is broadcast on a sports channel, the other on [what was] a music channel.

    4. Re:Poker on ESPN by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      According to the dictionary, a sport is any activity used as a diversion, or recreation. A bit further down among the definitions it mentions athletics. So, letting my software geekness show, AthleticSport is a specialization of Sport, and so mathematics as a diversion could technically qualify as a sport.

      I can't imagine watching it with a beer and a hotdog, however.

    5. Re:Poker on ESPN by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 1

      Poker is a sport! Get it in athens: http://www.pokerinathens.org/

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    6. Re:Poker on ESPN by jrl87 · · Score: 1

      Actually, MathCounts was broadcasted on ESPN last year (goes to pdf).

      Having competed I was planning on watching, but i was in the middle of nowhere at the time.

    7. Re:Poker on ESPN by Geldon · · Score: 1

      Well, if World Series Of Poker can be broacasted on ESPN, then I guess math is a sport.

      Yeah, but so is Magic: the Gathering...

    8. Re:Poker on ESPN by blue_adept · · Score: 1

      by that definition eating your hotdog and beer is also a sport.

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    9. Re:Poker on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's pretty disturbing seeing a fat slob smoking and playing poker on ESPN. Isn't sport about physical fitness, manual dexterity and endurance?

    10. Re:Poker on ESPN by Mentally_Overclocked · · Score: 1

      Spelling Bees are broadcasted on ESPN as well ...

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    11. Re:Poker on ESPN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're a fucking idiot.
      ESPN is entertainment

    12. Re:Poker on ESPN by strider44 · · Score: 1

      on that point - if Chess can be broadcast on ESPN (eg Kasparov in Man vs. Machine) then why couldn't maths be?

    13. Re:Poker on ESPN by anactofgod · · Score: 1

      ESPN = Entertainment and SPorts Network

      Poker may not be sport, but it is definitely entertainment.

      As is "competitive cheerleading". Have you seen those girls!? FOOFAH!!!

      ---anactofgod---

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    14. Re:Poker on ESPN by sindarin2001 · · Score: 1

      Because people might actually watch chess. As much respect as I have for mathematics in general, I can't imagine watching a competitive math competition on television. That said, ESPN could broadcast math, it would probably not be a good thing for them to spend programming time on. Perhaps it's because chess is a game and math is a tool. I suppose math COULD be made to work in a game context, but I'd be scared to see it :).

  8. definition: by akincisor · · Score: 1, Informative

    sport n.

    1.
    1. Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
    2. A particular form of this activity.
    2. An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.
    3. An active pastime; recreation.
    4.
    1. Mockery; jest: He made sport of his own looks.
    2. An object of mockery, jest, or play: treated our interests as sport.
    3. A joking mood or attitude: She made the remark in sport.
    5.
    1. One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation: a poor sport.
    2. Informal. One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.
    3. Informal. A pleasant companion: was a real sport during the trip.
    6. Informal.
    1. A person who lives a jolly, extravagant life.
    2. A gambler at sporting events.
    7. Biology. An organism that shows a marked change from the normal type or parent stock, typically as a result of mutation.
    8. Maine. See summercater. See Regional Note at summercater.
    9. Obsolete. Amorous dalliance; lovemaking.

  9. Sure! by natefanaro · · Score: 5, Funny

    Math should be a sport as much as 0 equals 1.

    1. Re:Sure! by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 4, Funny

      Okay,

      x = 1 - 1/2 - 1/4 + 1/3 - 1/6 - 1/8 + 1/5 - 1/10 - ... (i.e. the sum of an infinite series)

      Add some brackets:

      x = (1 - 1/2) - 1/4 + (1/3 - 1/6) - 1/8 + (1/5 - 1/10) - ...

      Resolve the brackets:

      x = (1/2) - 1/4 + (1/6) - 1/8 + (1/10) ...

      x = (1/2)[1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ...]

      x = x/2

      Multiply by 2:

      2x = x

      Divide by x:

      2 = 1

      Subtract 1:

      1 = 0

      Therefore maths is a sport.

      Hopefully I haven't made any mistakes :)

    2. Re:Sure! by Temporal · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Isn't it amazing what you can prove using clever divisions of zero?

    3. Re:Sure! by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      Where is the division by zero? x is non-zero.

      x = (1/2)[1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ...]

      The part in the square brackets simplifies to

      1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - 1/6 + 1/7 - 1/8 ...

      = 1/2 + (1/3 - 1/4) + (1/5 - 1/6) + (1/7 - 1/8) ...

      Resolving the brackets gives 1/2 + an infinitely long list of positive numbers, so how can x = 0? It actually tends to log(2).

    4. Re:Sure! by Free+Bird · · Score: 1, Informative
      1 - 1/2 - 1/4 + 1/3 - 1/6 - 1/8 + 1/5 - 1/10 - ... (i.e. the sum of an infinite series)

      In this series, the negative terms are increasing twice as fast as the positive terms.
      [1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ...]

      In this series, the negative and positive terms are increasing at the same pace. Since they are infinite, the series are thus not equal - they converge to a different value.
    5. Re:Sure! by dffuller · · Score: 1
      So if your series IS truly based on (-1)^(n+1)(1/n), please demonstrate a formula that will form the series. It's very nice to be able to borrow terms that are convenient to borrow and ignore the rest, but mathematics doesn't work that way.

      Also, there is exactly one solution to 2x = x and that is that x is zero. Therefore dividing the above by x IS dividing by zero.

    6. Re:Sure! by dookiesan · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just a guess here...

      The problem isn't that x = 0. If it continued as written, every group of 3 terms ( (1,2,3) (4,5,6) , etc...) would sum to something strictly positive.

      The problem is the exact definition of 'x'. Try to expand out the series for x just a little bit further and still get the identity x = x/2 to work out after adding the brackets. I think that you're going to have some trouble.

    7. Re:Sure! by Ghoser777 · · Score: 2, Informative

      Your deduction assumes that if

      x = 1 - 1/2 - 1/4 + 1/3 - 1/6 - 1/8 + 1/5 - 1/10

      then

      x = 1 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/4 + 1/5 - ...

      as that's what you do in your substitution step. But those two infinite sums are totally different. Rearranging numbers in an infinite sum is not allowed without very careful consideration. It be like saying:

      1 + 1/2 + 1/3 + 1/4 + 1/5 + 1/6 + 1/7 - 1/2 + 1/8 + 1/9 + 1/10 + 1/11 + 1/12 + 1/13 + 1/14 - 1/3 + 1/15...

      was the same as 1 + 1/2 - 1/2 + 1/3 - 1/3 + 1/4 - 1/4....

      The idea is the same - your are promoting the subtractions well before they would ever happen. Before you ever reached the -1/4, you would have already added up between 1/1 to 1/28 and only subtracted out 1/1 to 1/4, leaving a pretty significant sum. In fact, the sum should become roughly sum 1 + sum(1/(k+1) to 1/n) s.t. k = n/7 using integer division (rough meaning it's 10PM here and I'd rather go to bed than be precise). In fact, I think this sum goes to infinity, while the other goes to 1!

      In short, alcohol and calc do not mix: do not drink and derive.

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    8. Re:Sure! by lostmagik · · Score: 0

      dude if a real mathematician... I mean the real ones wouldlisten to your proposal hed be laughing so the his two balls off. Did you actually felt smart when you wrote that. 2 CAN equal one as axises can be curved and numbers ARE human invention so... and so on. No i dont believe math should be a sport but I got myself to think. Why not invent a highly fisical sport that requires highly mathematical and analitical thinking? that would be like SO cool!

    9. Re:Sure! by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Math should be a sport as much as 0 equals 1.

      Precisely.
      Since pseudo proofs exist that 0 equal 1 and other such impossibilities, I contend that math can be and is a sport.
      Similarly, puns make sport of language.
      It is arguable that such as the NFL is much too serious to be taken as sport.

    10. Re:Sure! by pilkul · · Score: 1

      Yeah, almost all of those tricks rely on division by zero. Boring. I once saw a much more interesting one: relying on the fact that there are 2 possible results for the complex exponentiation of a complex number. Can't find it now, though.

    11. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Informative

      This isn't using divisions by zero. This particular "proof" relies on the fact that rearranging the terms of a nonabsolutely convergent series does not necessarily give the same sum. In fact, such a series can be transformed into a series with any given sum simply by rearranging the terms.

    12. Re:Sure! by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You're only half-right. Expanding won't help, as his argument is that the terms rearrange to form the other series, which is 'almost' correct.

      The problem, as already pointed out, is rearranging. In this case it's done by playing with differences of divergent subseries - and that's the fallacy in his argument. Thus, while x1=x2/2 is correct (true for any finite subsum), x1=x2 is not (where x1 is the {1/(2k+1)-1/(2k+2)} sum, x2 is the {1/(2k+1)-1/(4k+2)-1/(4k+4)} one)

    13. Re:Sure! by drewnew · · Score: 1

      Mod parent up. This is absolutely correct.

    14. Re:Sure! by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Funny you didn't get modded informative yet. I would however make the argument stronger by changing your example to something more obvious, like

      1+2+3-2 +4+5+6-3 +7+8+9-4 +...

      vs.

      1 +2-2 +3-3 +...

      Moving divergent subseries around is a nicer trick than plain division by zero though, I'll give him that ^_^

    15. Re:Sure! by andi75 · · Score: 4, Informative
      I have no mod points right now, so I'll throw in my +1 modifier...The correct explanation for the above result is (from AC:):

      This isn't using divisions by zero. This particular "proof" relies on the fact that rearranging the terms of a nonabsolutely convergent series does not necessarily give the same sum. In fact, such a series can be transformed into a series with any given sum simply by rearranging the terms.

    16. Re:Sure! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      to be more precise, _this_ series can be rearranged to converge to any real sum. in general, the range can have a bound.

    17. Re:Sure! by HiLander4237 · · Score: 2, Informative
      No, that's not the correct explanation. Yes, it's true that a conditionally convergent sequence can be rearranged to converge to any real number. But that particular "rearrangement" has partial sums that are a subsequence of the original series' partial sums. So one of three things must have happened:

      1) The series diverges, and the algebraic manipulations of its "value" were meaningless.
      2) The series converges to 0, and there was division by 0.
      3) This particular series doesn't follow that pattern past the first few terms, and the equation 2x=x doesn't follow, even if it does converge.

      In any case, Riemann's rearrangement result is unnecessary.

    18. Re:Sure! by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      I was aware that my 'proof' was as useful as one that relies on division by zero, I just wanted to give something a bit more subtle than what you'd normally get on /.

    19. Re:Sure! by betelgeuse-4 · · Score: 1

      Infinite series can sum to different numbers if you add them in different orders. I didn't actually ignore any of the terms, but rearrangements in infinite series can act differently to those in a finite series so contradictions can occur. You are correct that if 2x = x then x = 0, but the 'proof' I give is a nice way to get people thinking a bit more carefully than one that shows 0 = 1 using division by zero.

    20. Re:Sure! by dffuller · · Score: 1

      How did the parent get a mod point? Infinite series CANNOT sum to different numbers! They either are infinite, oscillating, or converge to exactly one number. Also note that he fails to provide a formula for the series.

  10. WTF? Un, hmm... NO! by sumac · · Score: 0, Insightful

    Why is it that smart folks can't be happy with simply being smart? Math is obviously not a sport, nor is it a competition. Compete at math? Huh? What does competition add to the struggle? (mumbles something about never reading slashdot again...)

  11. If Math is or is not a sport... by atomic-penguin · · Score: 5, Funny

    I would like to see a mathematical proof written to support the claim.

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    1. Re:If Math is or is not a sport... by Florian+Weimer · · Score: 1

      I would like to see a mathematical proof written to support the claim.

      I'd guess that's the difference between math and mathematics.

    2. Re:If Math is or is not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In every sport there is mathematics, so I would say that math is already a sport. The baseball player counts innings and runs. Basketball players add 1 point for free throws and 3 for long shots. Tennis has some weird counting of 15,30,45. And they call zero love. Bowling has counting of pins and strikes until automated scoring came along. I'm sure there is an equation for a flight of a golf ball. Every player has some sort of number on their back. So I would say math is already winning.

    3. Re:If Math is or is not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Given:
      There is exists many not-very-athletic activities that are considered sports (e.g. snooker, darts, fishin', huntin', poker)

      Consider:
      Math = not-very-athletic activity

      Implication:
      Math = (snooker, darts, fishin', huntin', poker)
      Math = sport

    4. Re:If Math is or is not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You forgot golf.

  12. Of course not by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's an art.

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    1. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Umm.. No - it's a science.

      Please don't make a legion of artists come out of the woodwork and bonk you on the head - it's not pretty.

    2. Re:Of course not by naiv · · Score: 1

      its an art if they treat it as an art, a science if they treat it as a science. drawing thousands of perfect circles could be a science, or it could be a giant, repetitive artistic masterpiece. it all depends on how you treat it. is making a glowing bunny art or science? they werent doing it to prove anything scientifically, they used science to make art. dancing is art, even though nothing is produced when you are done. when you are done with math you have scrap paper. if they then made a collage of the scrap paper would it be art?

    3. Re:Of course not by Llynix · · Score: 1
      It's an art.

      I had a friend that was of the opinion that art and science were not related. They form in two seperate parts of the brain and while sometimes art and science converge, an artist and a scientist were two different things entirely. I was argueing that a math problem or computer program is artistic in nature and could be construed as art.

      About a year later I happened to read Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintainence and found this quote.
      "Actually this idea isn't so strange," I continue. "Sometime look at a novice workman or a bad workman and compare his expression with that of a craftsman whose work you know is excellent and you'll see the difference. The craftsman isn't ever following a single line of instruction. He's making decisions as he goes along. For that reason he'll be absorbed and attentive to what he's doing even though he doesn't deliberately contrive this. His motions and the machine are in a kind of harmony. He isn't following any set of written instructions because the nature of the material at hand determines his thoughts and motions, which simultaneously change the nature of the material at hand. The material and his thoughts are changing together in a progression of changes until his mind's at rest at the same time the material's right."

      "Sounds like art," the instructor says.

      "Well, it is art," I say. "This divorce of art from technology is completely unnatural. It's just that it's gone on so long you have to be an archeologist to find out where the two separated. Rotisserie assembly is actually a long-lost branch of sculpture, so divorced from its roots by centuries of intellectual wrong turns that just to associate the two sounds ludicrous."


      I'm both artistic and scientific. I think that mastery in anything helps your ability to learn anything else.
    4. Re:Of course not by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      No.

  13. Olympics vs. Sports by Sponge+Bath · · Score: 1

    Math may not be a 'sport', but I like the idea of such a competition in an international setting like the Olympics. Let's trim some of the fluff sports that currently litter the Olympics and add math competitions.

  14. Anectdotal evidence by foidulus · · Score: 0

    In high school I lettered 3 times....in Academic Games. Our high school considered any club that was competive eligible to receive letters.
    So yeah, it's a sport.

    1. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sonofabitch, I meant to include this but I failed it!

    2. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Guildencrantz · · Score: 1

      In addition to math and football I received a letter in theatre for a play which in competition. Is playwrighting going to be an Olympic sport? I'm sorry, sports and academic competitions are different. The Olympics is about sports. Should we have international academic competitions? Hell yeah, I'm all for that, but don't muddle the Olympics any more than they already have been.

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    3. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Pantero+Blanco · · Score: 1

      No, just because you can compete in something doesn't make it a sport...You can have a chess tournament, but it doesn't test physical prowess, so it isn't a sport. Someone decided to propose letting math team qualify a student for a letter jacket when I was in high school, and everyone (including me) laughed in their face.

      There are other benefits and awards for intelligentsia, and if one wants to become an athlete, there's no law against it. All he has to do is work at a sport long enough to have some skill, and spend a couple of years on the school's team.

      You just have a weird high school. :)

    4. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I wish I had been as dedicated to school/learning as you were back in high school. I spent most of my time in high school completely focused on athletics - track and cross country. I was pleased to get my varsity letter as a frosh, and would up lettering 10 times overall. Made it to the State Finals in track and cross country senior year.

      I didn't really try hard at school/learning until I started college - but when I did, I did well and enjoyed it immensely -- was successful at it and graduated cum laude.

      So it could be said that I have seen both sides of the fence on this one. While I'm sure you worked incredibly hard preparing and participating (and succeeding) in the Academic Games, I don't feel it warrants a varsity letter.

      My gut feeling is that a varsity letter (don't mean to hurt your feelings) should only given to those who participate and excel in sports (athletics).

    5. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, but full-contact chess - now that will make it a sport!

    6. Re:Anectdotal evidence by Waffle+Iron · · Score: 1
      My high school also gave out letters for math competitions. However, the letters had the word "Math" embroidered on them; letters for normal sports were not marked like that.

      The conventional wisdom was that it was OK to put academic games letters on your jackets so long as you *also* had at least one set of normal athletic letters for that year. OTOH, if you only had math letters on your jacket, you were considered to be a dork. (I managed to narrowly avoid dorkdom by getting both types of letters.)

      So this leads to the high school conformist conclusion: math can be a sport, but only if the player participates in a normal sports as well.

  15. No more than bridge is a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here's a test: Does it make you sweat? No? Then it's not a sport. Could be a game, but not a sport.

  16. Depends by Apreche · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just about every word in the english language has multiple definitions. You know, when you look in the dictionary and there are numbers 1,2,3, etc. Lets' take a look at one in the OED.

    I. 1. a. Pleasant pastime; entertainment or amusement; recreation, diversion.

    If you use that one, then yes, math can be a sport for some people.

    d. Participation in games or exercises, esp. those of an athletic character or pursued in the open air; such games or amusements collectively.

    That one depends on how you do the math.

    c. spec. Pastime afforded by the endeavour to take or kill wild animals, game, or fish. Freq. with adjs. referring to the result achieved.

    no, math is not a sport. Unless you can make a funny joke about how doing math kills wild animals. See replies to this post for witty comments.

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    1. Re:Depends by Epistax · · Score: 1

      See replies to this post for witty comments.

      I totally differentiated that zebra. Even if he somehow manages to integrate he'll never really know where he was before.

    2. Re:Depends by Jesus_666 · · Score: 1

      Animal / 2
      Most animals that are somehow divided into two equal parts are rather dead at the end of the procedure.

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    3. Re:Depends by tornado2258 · · Score: 1

      Only for higher animals. For some that is actually reproduction.

    4. Re:Depends by Nerviswreck · · Score: 1

      According to all of these definitions, my Calculus professor shows that math is a sport:

      I. 1. a. Pleasant pastime; entertainment or amusement; recreation, diversion.

      Well, he did enjoy math...

      d. Participation in games or exercises, esp. those of an athletic character or pursued in the open air; such games or amusements collectively.

      He got a great deal of exercise running around the class room pointing at people challenging them to answer "What is the sine of pi/2?". Please remember this was CALCULUS, and still most couldn't answer...

      c. spec. Pastime afforded by the endeavour to take or kill wild animals, game, or fish. Freq. with adjs. referring to the result achieved.

      He didn't kill anybody, but he did kill one girl's spirit when he called her an idiot in class. Then after somebody next to her made the same mistake, he called the girl a virus, and claimed the disease was spreading through the class room, and that nobody should sit near her for fear of getting infected... Needless to say she promptly dropped the course.

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    5. Re:Depends by Aerion · · Score: 1

      no, math is not a sport. Unless you can make a funny joke about how doing math kills wild animals.

      If there's a wolf at x = -1 and a rabbit at x = 0, and the rabbit moves left or right every second with equal probability, the rabbit eventually gets eaten by the wolf with probability 1.

      So that makes math a sport, right?

  17. Sliders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Anyone else immediately think of that Sliders episode where the main sport is this strategy game where you have to answer different questions before you can score ?

    1. Re:Sliders by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      I did. That was a pretty cool game.

    2. Re:Sliders by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally. That episode made a lot of sense to me. It was an intelligent sport, but it still had all the problems that current sports have. So, if mathlets are recognized as athletes, won't they just become corrupt and start using brain enhancing drugs?

  18. m-w.com definition of sport by carrett · · Score: 0

    1 a : a source of diversion : RECREATION b : sexual play c (1) : physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2) : a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in I guess math could be considered a source of diversion, but it's not sexual nor does it involve physical activity. I think if we start calling math a sport, the word will lose its meaning. We have academic decathlons, science bowls, quiz bowls, and math olympiads, but I think they should be seperate from symposiums of physical prowess (the super bowl, the olympics, etc.) This seems like a silly story.

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  19. a simple answer by selderrr · · Score: 1

    from dictionary.com

    athlete PPronunciation Key(thlt) n. A person possessing the natural or acquired traits, such as strength, agility, and endurance, that are necessary for physical exercise or sports, especially those performed in competitive contexts.

    1. Re:a simple answer by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      that's why these guys are called mathletes

      Nice and simple... now answer the question, is maths a sport?

  20. First step by dewie · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think the first thing they have to do if they're looking for respect and recognition is to stop calling themselves "mathletes".

    Ew.

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    1. Re:First step by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      wont that drive them underground, spawning a new race of mysterious mathemagicians?

  21. Yes by stoborrobots · · Score: 3, Funny

    And in addition:
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes
    Yes

    Oh, my, Is my math degree showing?

    1. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      Thats interesting. I would have thought that somebody with a math degree would be smart enough to know that math is not a sport.

    2. Re:Yes by stoborrobots · · Score: 1

      My thoughts on this are in this thread.

      And my opinion is similar to 3llia's.

    3. Re:Yes by rokzy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Maths is not a sport.

      If it were, then why not Physics? or Chemistry? or Biology? or History? or Latin?

      I suspect people who want maths to be a sport are those who are good at multiplication tables and think they deserve recognition for it, but are too crap to actually do any proper mathematical research.

    4. Re:Yes by stoborrobots · · Score: 1, Troll

      Actually, the International Biology Olympics are just over yesterday... And other sciences, like Informatics, Physics and Chemistry have them too...

      While there are a lot of History olympiads there doesn't appear to be an international competition. And as for latin, there is a country which hosts a "National Greek and Latin Olympiad"

      Infer from that what you will...

    5. Re:Yes by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1
      I infer that there are a lot of people tossing the word "Olympiad" around to give the impression that their fields are sports when they aren't. Nothing more.

      -PS

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    6. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      Sport: Non lethal method for discerning 'best and fittest' male gene contribution toward production of offspring in a rules-based environment.

      In other words: if its got cheerleaders it's gotta be a sport.

    7. Re:Yes by rokzy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I clicked the biology one. it's about sitting exams. so didn't bother with the others. sitting exams is not a sport. even if it's a competition, that doesn't make it a sport, it makes it a competition.

    8. Re:Yes by IdleTime · · Score: 0

      Math? Sport????

      hahahahaha.... hohohohhohooho....hehehehehehe.....hahahahahahaha. ..hehehehehe...
      Oh crap! Stopit! hahahaha... sport?? math??? hrrmphh...hahahahahah!

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    9. Re:Yes by michael_cain · · Score: 4, Insightful
      None of these are sports, even if someone did attach some variation of "olympiad" to them. Let me put it this way -- could you hold an annual competition for the "best" mathematician (or biologist, or physicist) in the world each year? Not the best at taking a multiple choice biology exam, or at solving differential equations in their head, but the best at creating new knowledge in the selected field? Various organizations give awards for the "best" paper in different fields each year, but any one of those may be the culmunation of years of work and experimentation. But the thing that makes people great at such fields are those elusive "Aha!" moments in the middle of the night, or in the shower, or whenever, when a collection of pieces fall into place and form a pattern that no one has ever seen before.

      I can just imagine the announcers at the typical annual world math competition in, say, the topological manifolds event. "And there's the final buzzer, Bob, and as usual -- NOTHING HAPPENED! The greatest topologists in the world went at it for 60 minutes and NONE OF THEM HAD A SINGLE INSIGHT!"

    10. Re:Yes by cdyson37 · · Score: 1

      I got a silver in the Physics Olympiad - and a book on the European space programme (program) - a surprisingly large book...

    11. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but your virginity is.

    12. Re:Yes by Holi · · Score: 1

      Umm why just male gene. Can females not engage in a sport?

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    13. Re:Yes by secolactico · · Score: 1, Insightful

      And my opinion is similar to 3llia's.

      From 3llia's post:

      ere are some traits of a sport:

      (1) It's something that you can train for -- and, with training, improve in

      (2) It's something in which your progress and fitness and skill/talent can be measured

      (3) It's something in which some people are just naturally gifted and others can achieve at a level commensurate with their effort -- to a point. At some higher levels of mathematics, though -- just like at some levels of athletics (e.g. the Tour de France, the Olympics), no amount of training can overcome a genetic deficiency.

      Most of all, both (mathematics & sports) are fun!


      By that criteria, should needlepoint knitting be considered a sport? How about cooking? Airplane piloting? Writing?

      A lot of activities fit that criteria, most of them are not considered sport.

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    14. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      programme (program)

      Thanks for the translation. We dumb americans need all the help we can get.

    15. Re:Yes by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

      Right. Like women's gymnastics, women's track, women's .............

    16. Re:Yes by UserGoogol · · Score: 1

      It's spelt programme, but it's pronounced throatwarbler mangrave.

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    17. Re:Yes by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Shouldn't that be Maths ARE not a sport? No?, then maths is not a word. End of proof.

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    18. Re:Yes by libcoder · · Score: 1

      It requires very little physical skills, yes. But it still involves practice, genetic aptitude, effort, and yes teamwork. I am in fact a "mathlete", and for the record there is a "Science Olympiad" and a "Scholastic Bowl" (history, trivia) and as people mentioned, there are Latin competitions. As for memorizing multiplication tables, I hate to disappoint you, but we do a lot more than that. Knowing the table slightly better will save you a few seconds, knowing problem solving skills will save you a few minutes.

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    19. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, if they're lesbians.

    20. Re:Yes by jrockway · · Score: 1

      YES. YOUR ARE ABSOLUTELY CORRECT. Sorry for the caps, but I cannot agree with you more.

      I was never good at math competitions, but don't need to be because my calculator can do math better than any human (quick what's the 9th root of 65536?). I am good at proving theorems, though, which is why I'm majoring in math (and EE, 'cause I'm better at that kind of stuff, but I do like math a lot...).

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    21. Re:Yes by ColaMan · · Score: 1

      Hmm. The competition you describe sounds familiar. That would be something like a Nobel Prize, wouldn't it?

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    22. Re:Yes by Aerion · · Score: 1

      Why is the parent moderated as 'Troll'!? It is a perfectly legitimate post. As stated, there are six major international high school olympiad competitions. The United States participates in the International Mathematics, Chemistry, Physics, Biology and Informatics Olympiads, and not in the Astronomy Olympiad.

      I was one of 20 finalists this year to be considered for the U.S. International Chemistry Olympiad team (the finalists met at a two-week camp at the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs, where the 4-member travelling team was selected). I can say with confidence that none of us considers chemistry a "sport," even if we did compete in it.

      I am friends with a number of people who are and have been finalists/team members for the other U.S. Olympiad teams, including Informatics, Physics and Mathematics, and am pretty sure that none of them considers their respective fields sports either.

      (Incidentally, the U.S. International Chemistry Olympiad team left Saturday, July 17 for Kiel, Germany.)

    23. Re:Yes by Senjutsu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My math degree says:

      Absolutely no. There is no way in hell math could possibly be considered a sport. Is this question some kind of joke?

    24. Re:Yes by Zibblsnrt · · Score: 1
      Then you got a silver in a physics competition which, while named "Olympiad," was not a sport. :)

      -PS

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    25. Re:Yes by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      "could you hold an annual competition for the 'best' mathematician"

      Can you hold an annual competition for the best athlete? No, you create a competition that tests one or more areas of skill (e.g. sprinting, endurance running, etc.). Are the winners the best athletes? No, of course not, they are simply the best at that area. For example, Michael Johnson could outsprint Rod Woodson. However, I would still pick Woodson as the better athlete: he can sprint almost as fast as Johnson, whereas Johnson could never have covered Jerry Rice or tackled Barry Sanders.

      It's the same with math competitions. They create artificial competitions that measure some kind of problem solving. Someone comes in first and becomes the winner.

      The reason why these are unlikely to become popularly watched is that it is almost impossible to see progress. In a race, you can continually see who's in first, who's coming up fast, etc. With math competitions (the college level one is called the Putnam Exam), you usually just see a bunch of people scribbling on paper for two hours.

    26. Re:Yes by p4ul13 · · Score: 1
      Thats interesting. I would have thought that somebody with a math degree would be smart enough to know that math is not a sport.

      Always remember:
      Academic Smarts != Common Sense

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    27. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why mod this Troll? This was a totally valid statement.

    28. Re:Yes by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      That's funny, cause that 'physical skill' part is what makes a sport a sport.

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    29. Re:Yes by afd8856 · · Score: 1

      Have you head of chess or go? There are a lot of federations, so it must be sport then

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    30. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's luxury yacht to you buddy! :)

    31. Re:Yes by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      Have you head of chess or go? There are a lot of federations, so it must be sport then

      What??? Buddy, just because something is organized into "a lot of federations," does NOT mean that it is a sport. Organized != Athletic. This is not trying to put down these fields, but they are NOT sports. Insisting that they are is pretty sad, IMHO; it reeks of demanding legitimization from the mainstream, WHO DON'T GIVE A DAMN ANYWAYS. Fuck the mainstream. You're into competitive math tournaments, or physics tournaments, or trivia? Great. Be proud about that. Don't grovel and whine that it's a "sport."

      Let's say for a second that these people are successful, and chess, Jeopardy, math, physics, etc, are all reclassified as "sports." Do you think that will really make any difference? The mainstream still won't respect it or you anymore ("Look at these nerds -- Mathletes! Psh! What channel is Nascar on?").

      Maybe I'm coming off a little harsh, but this pushes a few of my buttons. People should be proud of what they do, even if it is not very prestigious according to that Nascar crowd. Don't whore yourself out to mainstream acceptibility.

    32. Re:Yes by rburgess3 · · Score: 1

      As long as something can be turned into competition, it's a sport, even if it's only an endurance contest. Let's take for our examples, chess and Le Tour de France.

      The Tour is primarily an endurance sport, other abilities are tested too, but primarily endurance. Stages (and the whole race, FTM) are decided primarily by who has the most endurance, period.

      Now, let's take chess: has a match ever been decided because of a lack of endurance? yup. It's cost tournaments.

      As long as there is the potential to turn something into a contest, it's a sport by even your definition, because, strictly (by your standards, even though from your post you obviously consider it one) speaking, NASCAR racers shouldn't be considered sportsmen, all they do is hold on to a wheel while sitting down the whole time! Wait, wait, you say, what about reflexes!? what about the 'ability' to know how cars react in airstreams at 180mph!?... sorry, reflexes are primarily a mental activity, and knowledge of one's job is no different that that of a chessmaster or mathlete. NASCAR drivers do nothing, the car does all the work, but it's obviously a sport. Hell, the primary driver for Ferrari (his name escapes me ATM) is the highest paid athlete in the WORLD, he makes more money than God for just sitting behind the wheel, and that's ALL he does: sit behind the wheel.

      You're so off base with this, you're not even wrong.

    33. Re:Yes by DeepHurtn! · · Score: 1
      First of all: for the record, no, I don't really consider NASCAR racing a sport -- or F1 racing, for that matter (you were probably talking about one of the Schumachers being the highest paid athlete around). However, an argument can be made that they are, since they do far more than sit behind a wheel -- it requires a great deal of physical exertion, training, and endurance to be able to control a vehicle going that fast. The key thing here is physical skill. If you ask most people what a sport is, they'll tell you that it is a physical competition. *Physical* is the key. Yes, chess requires a great deal of endurance, but it is endurance of entirely different sort.

      But this wasn't really my point; I think you might be misunderstanding me. I don't watch NASCAR, and I certainly respect top chess or go players, or top mathematicians, etc, a lot more than I do some jock who can throw a ball into a hoop from twenty paces. My point is this: what is accomplished by demanding that these intellectual fields be recognized as "sports"? NOTHING. They will not gain wider acceptance. The people who are good at these skills will not suddenly become as respected as atheletes (or as well paid). *The ONLY thing such demands illustrate are the insecurities of those who make the demands.* It strikes me as sad because it's demanding recognition from the same people that really don't give a fuck about chess tournaments, math competitions, and so forth. SCREW THOSE PEOPLE! Don't go crawling up to them demanding recognition! It doesn't -- or at least shouldn't -- make a difference to the people who actually care about stuff like that whether or not it's called a sport!

      Oh, and just for fun: You're so off base with this, you're not even wrong. Oh yeah, and don't put arguments/words into somebody else's mouth when it's not implied at all by what they're saying. How did I say that anything that has the potential to be competitive is a sport?

    34. Re:Yes by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      Those are games. Many sports are in fact games, but not all games are sports and not all sports are games.

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    35. Re:Yes by Jim+Starx · · Score: 0

      By your definition trying to see how long I can stand on one foot is a sport, working in congress is a sport... no, I don't think so. Potential doesn't mean jack, everything on the planet has the potential to be turned into a contest. And reflexes are certainly not a 'mental' activity, at least not in the way math or jeapordy is. Reflexes are muscle memory, it's mental in the sense that everything your body does is somewhat controlled by the brain, but it is certainly not mental in the common sense meaning of the word. I would certainly consider NASCAR a sport, it's highly physical. The fact that a car is involved doesn't change that any more then the fact that a glove is involved changes baseball.

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    36. Re:Yes by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      Since when was Mathematics a science?

      It is the foundation of science, certainly, but the concept of mathematical proof is quite different to that of verification of a scientific theory.

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    37. Re:Yes by WoodenRobot · · Score: 1
      Maths is what we shorten mathematics to in the UK. Over here, 'math' is not a words.

      I presume the S is taken from the end of 'mathematics'.

      Oh, and for the record, my vote is that math(s) isn't a sport.

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    38. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      The OED states:

      Mathematics pl. n. the branch of science concerned with number, quantity and space, either as abstract concepts (pure mathematics) or as applied to physics, engineering and other subjects (applied mathematics).

    39. Re:Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, in my country the Chess Federation receives money from and is ruled by the Minister of Sports, so the official definition is that it IS a sport.

    40. Re:Yes by Bush+Pig · · Score: 1

      The OED is incorrect in this instance.

      The thing is, Mathematical reasoning is a priori, whereas scientific reasoning is a posteriori (largely).

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    41. Re:Yes by EvolutionKills · · Score: 0

      Oh, folks, we have a winner here! Mr. Coward has pointed out that in the micro-principality of Andorra, Chess has officially been declared a sport. It must be so. According to international laws governing the definition of sports, all other governments and peoples are required to respect and recognize Andorra's stance.

      Yeah, yeah, he probably wasn't trying to say that 'officially' extends to worldwide, but hell, just the notion of chess being officially a sport has me in a tizzy.

      In communist Russia, sports compete you!

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    42. Re:Yes by Jim+Starx · · Score: 1

      And what country is that?

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  22. Dream on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just another form of penis envy.

  23. RTFA by carrett · · Score: 0

    The International Math Olympiad is a math competition. Check it out. The link's in the article. I agree however that math is obviously not a sport in the common perception of the word.

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  24. Math is not a sport... by John+Seminal · · Score: 1, Redundant
    I don't think something is a sport unless there is some physical activity involved. Unless you are activly doing something with your body, and it is against someone else, then it is not a sport.

    That is why I would classify something like ping pong as a sport. You have an opponent and you have to use your body to win. You move your legs to get you in place to make a shot, and you use your hands to add touch to the shot.

    Math is not a sport. And you can't really have an oponent the way you can in real sports. How is the opponent going to stop you? In football cornerbacks try and stop wide recievers. In basketball people are gaurded. In baseball the pitcher trys to make you miss the pitch. What can your opponent do do in math? Nothing. Chess might be more arguable because the opponent can make moves to open up traps for you.

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    1. Re:Math is not a sport... by shut_up_man · · Score: 1

      I agree with you the Math isn't a sport, but not for the last reason you presented. Competition doesn't require rules that allow opponents to affect you - look at sprinting, shooting, ice skating (well, apart from Tonya Harding) etc etc. Math could just be presented as a competition based on whoever can do the problems fastest, or with the most accuracy, or with points for flair and style.

      I do agree that sports have to involve some kind of competitive physical activity though, which math lacks. If it's just about "competition", then everything is a sport, since a competitive angle can be applied everywhere.

    2. Re:Math is not a sport... by jammindice · · Score: 1

      Yeah, i'd like to see chess at the olympics. Wizard chess where taking an opponents piece means a battle that would have to be fought and won for the piece to be moved there. Would add a third demension to chess and playing with people would be awesome.

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    3. Re:Math is not a sport... by Frequency+Domain · · Score: 1
      And you can't really have an oponent the way you can in real sports. How is the opponent going to stop you? In football cornerbacks try and stop wide recievers. In basketball people are gaurded. In baseball the pitcher trys to make you miss the pitch. What can your opponent do do in math? Nothing.
      Are you claiming that track and field events aren't sports because they don't involve blocking maneuvers? (I wouldn't want to play defense against the javelin throwers!) There are lots of sports which have nothing to do with blocking opponents. What sports seem to have in common is opportunities to outperform the opposition. Math wouldn't be eliminated by that criterion.
    4. Re:Math is not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose by that definition, then track & field, Olympic swimming, diving, archery, golf, etc. aren't sports. I don't know whether that agrees with common usage. Well okay, golf isn't a sport. :-)

  25. If Math is a Sport... by ps_inkling · · Score: 1
    Would you have calculus relays, trigometric throws, and balance equations?

    Could we organize a Mental Olympics, with chess boards, engineering feats, and story problems? Math would be just one of many arenas of competition.

    It reminds me of the Monty Python skit watching a "World Famous Writer" working on a new book.

    Nobody's going to pay for the rights to broadcast math competitions. The (U.S.) National Spelling Bee is the closest thing to this suggestion.

    1. Re:If Math is a Sport... by kryten · · Score: 1

      On a more worldwide level perhaps the Mindsports Olympiad is the sort of thing you mean?

      Math(s) will never be an 'Olympic' 'sport' in it's own right because it doesn't make good TV.

    2. Re:If Math is a Sport... by damiam · · Score: 1

      ESPN broadcasts the countdown round of the MATHCOUNTS middle-school competition. .

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  26. It's not a sport... by killjoe · · Score: 1

    It's not a sport unless you can die.

    Everything else is a game.

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

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    1. Re:It's not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah, finally we can get rid of the problem with drugs in sports, just make doping it's own event.

    2. Re:It's not a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You could get an infected paper cut, or be electrocuted by a calculator, or even have the building collapse on you. There are many ways to die while doing math.

      Also, most sports don't routinely involve death. Sure, a swimmer /could/ drown, a golfer /could/ get struck by lightning, but those events don't happen very often. Even in more violent sports, like hockey, injury is common but fatality isn't.

  27. old putnams by Arngautr · · Score: 1
    Red bull scandle anyone?

    Seriously check these old putnam tests out, they are hard, high school level math is required, 12 problems in 6 hours, 3 hour blocks for US/Canada college students, the median score is often 0, when I took it last year my score was better than that, but man, still embarassing. They are of course easy once you see the solution but creativity and a lot of intuition are required to solve more than a couple in any givin year.

  28. Monday Night Math on CBC by CHaN_316 · · Score: 1

    I have a hard time seeing fans cheering on their favourite mathlete. Could you imagine the 'math' highlights of the day on ESPN or something?

    "Today we witnessed the biggest upset in math history. Mr.Robert at the last minute pulled out a proof that he was working on during the half time break, and won it for the team! That's right Larry, what an exciting conclusion to the 2004 Math Bowl! I haven't seen proofs like that since my university years Dave. Now onto a word from our sponsors."

    ... I rest my case.

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    1. Re:Monday Night Math on CBC by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

      ESPN actually covered MATHCOUNTS for an entire hour, and also had reruns of the same. So by your own example, it would mean that math IS a sport.

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  29. Conspiracy by vayu · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    This must be a conspiracy by geeks who want to call themselves as athletes ;)

  30. Smart pills by britneys+9th+husband · · Score: 1

    If math becomes a sport, how long will it be before there's a scandal involving those "smart pills" they advertise on late night TV?

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  31. Matheletes? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not sure if maths is a sport or not, but I think giving people who voluntarily call themselves "matheletes" a good kicking should be considered a sport ;)

  32. Another NO by pr0c · · Score: 4, Funny

    In all real sports you can reasonable expect someone to get injured.

    If someone isn't going to get hurt.. why bother!

    1. Re:Another NO by peculiarmethod · · Score: 1

      i guess that would make Einstein's math a real sport.

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    2. Re:Another NO by elykyllek · · Score: 1

      Doesn't the saying go something like this:

      "It's all fun and games until someone gets hurt. Then it's a sport."

    3. Re:Another NO by Marsala · · Score: 1

      You obviously haven't played full contact partial differential equations.



      I just wish there was more of a "defense" in math... maybe if we give the other team a chance to psyche out the guy working the problem, or the ability to randomly change a negative to a positive somewhere, then it might be more interesting.

    4. Re:Another NO by xiphy · · Score: 1

      There can be defense.. in our school (which is the best in Math in Hungary.. its 5 students won 2 gold and 3 silver medals) we played in teams.. every team had about 20-30 math problems and we gave it to other teams.. if someone gave us a hard problem we had the chance to revenge.. sadly there were some cheaters but not that many. I thought of giving a Hamilton circle finding problem just for fun (the only restriction was to be able to tell the solution in front of everybody)

    5. Re:Another NO by Wescotte · · Score: 3, Funny

      That's why we need to make math more exciting.. Add some sorta penalty for not getting it right say a nice wedgy by the other team's bully.

    6. Re:Another NO by Boglin · · Score: 1

      Sadly enough, I actually saw a guy dislocate his shoulder during a poetry recitation at a speech meet. Haven't been to enough math competitions to see any injuries yet (though, in my eternal quest for greater nerdom, I have actually gone to math competitions).

    7. Re:Another NO by Aerion · · Score: 1

      In all real sports you can reasonable expect someone to get injured.

      Do ego injuries count? I've had plenty of those while doing math.

  33. The answer is no! by toetagger1 · · Score: 3, Informative
    Math by definition is not a Sport.

    Math:
    The study of the measurement, properties, and relationships of quantities and sets, using numbers and symbols.

    Sport:
    An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.

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    1. Re:The answer is no! by toetagger1 · · Score: 2, Informative
      And don't even think about saying that Chess is a sport!

      Chess:
      A board game for two players, each beginning with 16 pieces of six kinds that are moved according to individual rules, with the objective of checkmating the opposing king.

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    2. Re:The answer is no! by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      What a bunch of balony. You clearly didn't read the article. This is about math competitions.

      Secondly, there is no standard definition of any word. Your dictionary's definition of sport is not what other people use. There are no standards of language.

      Going by one categorization scheme, math competitions are sports. Going by another, they aren't. Big whoop.

    3. Re:The answer is no! by Moofie · · Score: 1

      You're right. Nothing means anything, day is night, black is white, and communication is fruitless.

      Oh wait, you're a loony. Never mind.

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    4. Re:The answer is no! by prockcore · · Score: 1

      Secondly, there is no standard definition of any word

      My rebuttal:

      I am the eggman. I am the walrus.

      It's a pretty good rebuttal if you use my word definitions.

  34. I disagree... by John+Seminal · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Those criteria can make anything a sport. For example, by your criteria, masturbation can be a sport. I know people who have been training in masturbation for years. They do it every day. They progress and get better at it. No more of the right hand only, then use the left hand too, and upside down. They can even postpone ejaculation. And yes, some people are more naturally gifted at masturbating than others. But do we want to call it a sport?

    You are missing one of the main criteria for sports. You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring or getting what they want. In all games, there is a defense for the offense. What can you defensivly do to stop someone in math?

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    1. Re:I disagree... by Epistax · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'd like to see you play defense in bowling. Or golf. I'll bring the camera, you bring the ambulance.

    2. Re:I disagree... by MisanthropicProgram · · Score: 1
      You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring or getting what they want

      Like when someone walks in on you? Masturbation is a sport!

    3. Re:I disagree... by dancingmad · · Score: 4, Funny

      You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring.

      Isn't that the definition of masturbation?

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    4. Re:I disagree... by stoborrobots · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Actually, rather than the existance of defence, the criterion should be the existance of competition...

      Tennis, basketball, swimming, cycling and track are not sports when they're not competitive - they are exercise.

      (And doing maths yourself, i.e. homework, is also called exercise...)

    5. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure there is, playing the safe shots is defensive. There's no way of playing safe shots - or even knowing who's on the offense - in maths.

    6. Re:I disagree... by Epistax · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I disagree.

      One thing in common between bowling, swimming, golf, etc, is that you can compare your score to someone who played a week, month or years ago and it can still be a valid comparison. You obviously can't compare your score in hockey to a different team's on a different day. I'll use this to say that swimming, cycling, track, bowling, golf (etc) are alike in that any competition that does exist is passive (except cheating). However since I don't consider bowling or golf a sport I don't consider competition to be a factor.

    7. Re:I disagree... by rtaylor · · Score: 2, Funny

      What can you defensivly do to stop someone in math?

      Same as what you do in hockey, check them when they're running for more paper.

      I see math as a team sport. You have the 2 people who do the calculations, 2 go-fors (pens, paper, research material), and 2 defense men. Anyone outside the crease (safe-zone) is fair game.

      You may also attempt distractions, so long as you do not enter their safe-zone.

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    8. Re:I disagree... by jjoyce · · Score: 2, Funny
      For example, by your criteria, masturbation can be a sport

      Maybe, but not a team sport, because you can win single-handedly.

    9. Re:I disagree... by SagSaw · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you play defense in bowling. Or golf. I'll bring the camera, you bring the ambulance

      I think golf would be much more interesting with defensemen. Take a bunch of players and place them at various position around the hole, with a requirement that no two defensemen can be within a 20ft radius of each other or the hole. Give each defenseman a long pole with a large net-like apparatus at one end and a hockey-stick-like blade at the other end. Let them take a swat at any ball that comes within their reach.

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    10. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swimming and track: The goal is to be the first one to cross the line. Like math, these are individual sports where you win by beating the competition directly. However, unlike math these sports allow the competitors to watch the progress.

      Math is like a race through a maze where nobody gets to know who's in first until someone crosses the line.

    11. Re:I disagree... by KillaForTheScrilla · · Score: 1

      I'd like to see you play defense in bowling. Or golf. I'll bring the camera, you bring the ambulance.

      You prove the point again.

      Golf and bowling are not sports. Although I like both, I can honestly tell myself that they are just games, not sports, just games. Like playing Rubik's cube.

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    12. Re:I disagree... by FryGuy1013 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      How do you play "defense" in any of the track and field games, swimming, gymnastics, figure skating, etc. Certainly these are sports.

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    13. Re:I disagree... by isorox · · Score: 1

      In all games, there is a defense for the offense.

      What about golf?

    14. Re:I disagree... by TheAntiCrust · · Score: 1

      You seem like the kind of person who would think 'Xtreme Doritos' is a good idea.

    15. Re:I disagree... by actiondan · · Score: 1

      so track and field events are not sports either then?

      (where is the defense in the 100m sprint? What about in the discus?)

      Dan.

    16. Re:I disagree... by NoData · · Score: 1

      I know people who have been training in masturbation for years. They do it every day. They progress and get better at it....

      Man, you know your friends a lot better than I know mine. You cats are tight.

    17. Re:I disagree... by parksie · · Score: 1

      Your post fits your username so well :)

    18. Re:I disagree... by Deadstick · · Score: 4, Insightful
      What can you defensivly do to stop someone in math?

      Produce a counterexample.

      Prove his solution isn't unique.

      rj

    19. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is completly incorrect. Weightlifting, gymnastics, all track events. Olympic sports all, and none have any form of defense play.

      They are all games purely of doing it better than the other person can, a math competition would be a mental equivilent to this type of physical competition.

    20. Re:I disagree... by Holi · · Score: 1

      Competitions, not really sports. They are designed to find out who is the best and most fit.

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    21. Re:I disagree... by Stray7Xi · · Score: 1

      IANAG but I don't think you can truly compare golf on one day to another since the conditions will change. I think even I can beat Tiger Woods score on a hurricane day ;)

    22. Re:I disagree... by Wescotte · · Score: 1

      Where might I find more information on developing my masterbastion skills?

    23. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, poor you. You have never done it, haven't you? The idea is to score without an opponent.

    24. Re:I disagree... by FrYGuY101 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certainly not.

      A sport is not any athletic competition. A sport is an athletic GAME. One in which opposing sides play against each other, attempting to complete an objective or objectives, and attempting to prevent the opposing side from completing theirs.

      Paintball is a sport. Bowling is not.
      Football is a sport. Track and field is not.
      Water Polo is a sport. Swimming is not.
      Fencing is a sport. Gymnastics is not.
      Hockey is a sport. Figure Skating is not.
      Basketball is a sport. Golf is not.

      Get the picture?

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    25. Re:I disagree... by ColdBoot · · Score: 1

      You are missing one of the main criteria for sports. You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring or getting what they want.

      Hmmm...synchronized swimming comes to mind.

    26. Re:I disagree... by SunPin · · Score: 1
      Produce a counterexample.


      Prove his solution isn't unique.


      Watching grass grow is more fun.

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    27. Re:I disagree... by forkazoo · · Score: 1

      As somebody who attended math competitions in HS, I have to say that the game face can prevent people from scoring. We used to bring TI-92's to the competition. Even if we didn't use them, we looked so leet that everybody got psyched out. It's like Poker in that regard. A game of limited social/mental interaction, plus whoever gets the most points because of it.

      Some of the mathlete chicks were hot.

    28. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is no offense-defense in track an field, archery, or riflry (sp?) but I would not deny that they are sports. True sports need skill and/or physical exertion.

    29. Re:I disagree... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      That's silly. Running is not only a sport, it's probably the oldest sport there is. (You can bet that cavemen Og and Thag were competing to see who could reach the big tree at the far end of the meadow first a long time before anyone thought about setting up goalposts and kicking a ball around.) I agree that sports with and without the concepts of offense and defense are fundamentally different, but to say that this is the difference between sport and non-sport is to ignore the whole history of athletics.

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    30. Re:I disagree... by Daniel+Dvorkin · · Score: 1

      Get the picture?

      Yes. But you're still wrong.

      All of the "not a sport" competitions you listed are considered sports by society at large, and therefore they are sports. "I know it when I see it" is as good a definition as we're going to get.

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    31. Re:I disagree... by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
      You are missing one of the main criteria for sports. You have to be able to stop someone else from scoring or getting what they want.

      By your definition, sex is definitely a sport, because my wife stops me from getting what I want every day!!

      Masturbation, on the other hand (no pun intended), is not a sport because by definition, there's no hoe there to stop you from getting what you want.

      Sex. Where do you want to go today?

    32. Re:I disagree... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes. But you're still wrong.
      No, he's right. Using actual definitions here. From Webster's:

      Sport: (Noun) An athletic game engaged in usually for pleasure.

      Game: a physical or mental competition conducted according to rules with the participants in direct opposition to each other

      Math can be a contest. But not a game.
    33. Re:I disagree... by bokkepoot · · Score: 0
      Actually, rather than the existance of defence, the criterion should be the existance of competition...


      Now would that be parallel or or sequential? Is javelin throwing less of a sport than the 100m dash?

      If javelin throwing is a sport, is there a reason why solving a Rubik's cube wouldn't be?
  35. A little support here,,, by Unlimited+Carrots · · Score: 1

    I don't know why everyone is so upset about this. If a room full of "mathletes" frantically trying to solve for X, possibly Y, and in worst cases, Z, isn't a delightful and inspiring display of athletisicm, nothing is.

  36. Sport? by brosmike · · Score: 1

    That's like chess, right?

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  37. Someone help refresh my memory by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Somewhat off-topic, but in regards to what should be considered a "sport" ... my memory is kind of fuzzy since it's been 20 years, but in the 1984 Los Angeles summer Olympics, I could have sworn they had a demonstration sport that, IIRC, was something like polo played on all-terrain vehicles instead of horses. I remember feeling really embarassed for the United States... but I can't find any information on it. I'm wondering if I'm getting it mixed up with something else...

    1. Re:Someone help refresh my memory by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Are you sure you aren't confused with an advertisment for a Nissan?

  38. In a word? by Moofie · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No.

    If Stephen Hawking can do it, it's not a sport.

    Geeks (like me) need to get over their inferiority complex (which I did). Intellectual pursuits are not more or less worthy than physical ones...they're just different.

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  39. A: by Down8 · · Score: 0, Redundant

    No.

    -bZj

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  40. Sport? Maybe. Fun to watch? No. by t1nman33 · · Score: 1

    I used to run cross-country in high school, and I did a lot more bike riding back then too. Both are fun activities to participate in.

    But are they fun to watch? Hell no! I'd rather watch NASCAR than the Tour de France or some random 5K; at least race cars explode when they crash.

    Call it a sport if you want, I don't care. I guess if they can show poker on ESPN, anything's possible. But don't expect me to watch.

    BTW, I did Academic Decathalon back in high school too; last I checked, I was the record-holder for Pennsylvania in the essay competition. It's neat to be able to say that you did something like that, but if they tried to show it on Fox on prime-time, I'd flip right on by.

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  41. Opponent often not present... by Animaether · · Score: 1

    Would you argue polevaulting is or is not a sport ?

    There is no opponent to thwart your moves.

    You could argue that there are opponents who can jump higher, thereby raising the bar (as a result, literally).

    But what if there were no others practicing polevaulting, would it no longer be a sport, merely because you are competing against.. well.. yourself ?

    I just don't think chess should be a sport ;)

    And I don't think elimination sports should be Olympic sports..
    e.g. Tennis.
    If you lose a game, your kicked out. Even if the the person you lost again would lose against every other opponent, and you were to be able to win against them.
    That's hardly 'fair' and hardly in the spirit of the Olympics.

    Then again, the Olympics have been commercialized to the extent of not being allowed to choose what to wear; If your shirt spans the logo of a company that isn't sponsoring the Olympics, you are refused access. This to prevent, of course, large groups of people each carrying, say, a single letter of the competitor, from standing up when the camera is on them and making for a human advertising sign. But, really, geeze :/

    1. Re:Opponent often not present... by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      And I don't think elimination sports should be Olympic sports..
      e.g. Tennis.


      Tennis is not an elimination sport. Tournaments are what do the eliminating, not the sport itself. By your logic, most professional sports are not sports.

    2. Re:Opponent often not present... by Animaether · · Score: 1

      I stand corrected on semantics ;)

      I didn't say it wasn't a sport, though. Just that I don't think it should be an Olympic sport.

      Any of the traditional Olympic sports (in my mind, at least) are against measurable elements.
      E.g.
      how much time to run a given distance
      how high a jump
      how far a javelin throw
      how accurate an archery

      Whereas more and more sports are being included where it is really a matter of "Can person/group 1 beat peron/group 2 in head-to-head combat?"
      Which wouldn't be so bad, if only every contender would be pitched against every other contender, and the one with the most wins against others wins the entire game. If there's more than 1 contender having the highest score, have those play against eachother again. But alas.

    3. Re:Opponent often not present... by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      I sort of agree with you.

      I definitely think olympic sports should mostly be of that sort.

  42. Not in favor of mathletes by jimbublitz · · Score: 1

    Ask someone (or yourself) if you'd be in favor of a school that selected a small group of students who excelled in a particular area (like math), provided them with special instructors (who might even be paid extra) and special education sessions, special equipment (things as expensive as computers), free transportation to contests, and maybe even uniforms and special privileges for the competing students.

    I haven't posed this to anyone in a long time, but when I did in the past, almost everyone opposed this kind of elitism. But most high schools and colleges still have football, basketball and other kinds of athletic teams, which is what I was describing.

    I'm not especially excited by the idea of "mathletes", but I think it would be nice if schools devoted as many resources and as much emphasis to academic and intellectual areas (or even arts) as they do to athletics.

    1. Re:Not in favor of mathletes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I emphatically *would* be in favor of just this type of thing.

      It's not elitism; it's survival. Any society that wants to survive economically has got to either (a) rely on the good will of other countries or (b) cultivate its own innate talent (read: youth) and part of (b) is to develop those youth who show a proficiency in skills that are part and parcel of being a contributing member of the modern world.

      And it's not a hypothetical in other countries (e.g. that have magnet math or science high schools or even grammar schools for high performing youth); heck, it's not even a hypothetical here.

  43. Takeshi's Castle by mikael · · Score: 1

    If synchronised swimming can make it to the olymics, then "The Run Way" maths test game in Takeshi's castle should be in the olympics (contestants slide down a ramp while trying to work th answer to a simple arithmetic calculation. Get it right and the contestant remains in the game. Get it wrong and they get dumped into the powder).

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    1. Re:Takeshi's Castle by wwest4 · · Score: 3, Informative

      Many people cite it as a "non-sport," but synchronized swimming is incredibly difficult, both athletically and otherwise. Here's a way for you to find out:

      swim 60 meters underwater.
      stay underwater 3 out of 5 minutes.
      train in a pool 7 days a week in addition to a periodized weight regimen and plyometrics.

      Those things are just auxiliary. As a prerequisite, you must to have incredible overall swimming skills, cardiovascular and muscular endurance, great strength, agility, balance, discipline and superbly-honed technique.

    2. Re:Takeshi's Castle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Plus you have to be a chick that is hot.

    3. Re:Takeshi's Castle by mikael · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't doubt synchronized swimming requires a lot of strength, endurance, training and practise, and deserve international competitions of their own.

      But they don't really seem to have the same goals as the other olympic sports; being first, the highest, furtherest, or the fastest (having been derived from ancient warfare from the Mediterranean).

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    4. Re:Takeshi's Castle by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Ballet and professional wrestling also require a great deal of athletic talent (you don't think professional wrestling requires athletic talent? You try to jump from a 4' post onto someone else without hurting them), but does that make either of them sports?

    5. Re:Takeshi's Castle by Planesdragon · · Score: 1

      Many people cite it as a "non-sport," but synchronized swimming is incredibly difficult, both athletically and otherwise.

      So is cleaning a house. Doesn't make it a sport.

  44. Let's see... by k4_pacific · · Score: 1

    Here is how to tell if something is a sport:

    You can buy shoes specifically designed to be worn while doing it.

    Otherwise it is not a sport.

    If someone starts making a pair of shoes with an integrated slide rule, then math will be a sport. Until then, it's just a hobby.

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    1. Re:Let's see... by name773 · · Score: 1

      Until then, it's just a hobby.

      tell that to the engineers who work at a large corporation

    2. Re:Let's see... by toddestan · · Score: 1

      Until then, it's just a hobby.

      tell that to the engineers who work at a large corporation


      Engineers wear special shoes?

    3. Re:Let's see... by name773 · · Score: 1

      Engineers use math as the extremely capable and powerful tool that it is.

      and yes, some of them do wear special shoes :)

    4. Re:Let's see... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 1

      As a former water polo player and swimmer, I'll have to respectfully disagree with your theory.

  45. Math is a sport, then! by mothz · · Score: 1, Troll

    Let X = Y. Then:
    X*(X) = X*(Y)
    X^2 - Y^2 = XY - Y^2
    (X+Y)*(X-Y) = X*(X-Y)
    (X+Y) = X
    X + X = X
    2*X = 1*X
    2 = 1
    2-1 = 1-1
    1 = 0.
    QED.

    1. Re:Math is a sport, then! by TiMac · · Score: 1
      X^2 - Y^2 = XY - Y^2
      (X+Y)*(X-Y) = X*(X-Y)

      I think you misfactored here. XY-Y^2 = Y*(X-Y), no?

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    2. Re:Math is a sport, then! by gnuman99 · · Score: 1

      Its classical division by zero trolling.

    3. Re:Math is a sport, then! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      X*(X) = X*(Y)

      Right.

      X^2 - Y^2 = XY - Y^2

      Right. 0 = 0

      (X+Y)*(X-Y) = X*(X-Y)

      Right. 0 = 0 again.

      (X+Y) = X
      X + X = X
      2*X = 1*X


      If X = Y = 0, yes.

      2 = 1

      Wrong. You can't divide by 0.

    4. Re:Math is a sport, then! by mothz · · Score: 2, Funny

      You can't divide by 0.
      With an "I can't" attitude like that, you'll never succeed at this sport!

  46. Probability 0 by Timesprout · · Score: 1

    Some sports are included in the Olympics for their physical demands, some to popular interest and some for the spectacle (for example the aesthetics of the teams taking part in synchronised swimming are far more interesting than who actually wins). Math has absolutely no chance because

    (a) no physical requiments whatsoever beyond being alive
    (b) you basically want a tv audience to watch people think about something that 99% of them cant remotely comprehend
    (c) did I mention its boring and no one cares that a bunch of geek math freaks feel underappreciated

    Just because you are committed to something and work hard at it does not oblige the rest of the world to indulge you.

    I think the international starring championships ala Big Train (Sketch comedy show) will be in the olympics before math is

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  47. Beer test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny
    Do you want a beer when you sit down and watch it on TV? FAIL

    Are pros surrounded by eager young women in every city? FAIL

    Bob Costas can tell you more than everything you wanted to know about it? FAIL

    Participants use performance-enhancing drugs? PASS

    Therefore math is not a sport

  48. Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by halftrack · · Score: 1

    "Ludwig Wittgenstein, who famously addressed the question we're discussing in his Philosophical Investigations:

    Consider for example the proceedings that we call "games." I mean board-games, card-games, ball-games, Olympic games, and so on. What is common to them all? Don't say: "There must be something common, or they would not be called 'games' "but look and see whether there is anything common to all.

    (...)

    How should we explain to someone what a game is? I imagine that we should describe games to him, and we might add: "This and similar things are called games." And do we know any more about it ourselves?
    "

    I would say - IMH(umble)O - that a game is an activity governed by rules and it follows that games is the plural. Thus board-games, card-games, ball-games, Olympic games are bound to gether. Things resembling games, but without rules, is play, like the children do.

    As for sport that's more fishy, it is at least a subset of games, but ... I would say math's not a sport. However I would say bridge and chess is. This I base on that the challenge is not static. There's a new set of problems for competition (and I don't see it as as the altering track in cycling for instance) and that is the determing point in my mind. However it is a competition and it's great to have large competitions in math.

    As for olympics I agree with the IOC. The olympics is based on the old greek athletic games and races.

    SOT: when I think about it, Slashdot can be more of a sport, judged much like figure skating. It's about getting you're point across in the limited attention the article enjoys and at least I often find myself browsing multiple windows to collect facts (or at least something that seems like facts.) What about Slashdot Olympics?

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    1. Re:Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

      it is at least a subset of games
      Are you doing some proof by induction here or what?

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    2. Re:Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by halftrack · · Score: 1

      I said that all games have rules (you may disagree) and so does all sports (except Calvinball.) Some things are games, but not sports, ergo sports is a subset of games.

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    3. Re:Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

      And I was saying:
      Isn't it mathimatically flawed to use mathematical terms such as subset when trying to show how math relate to games?
      The only mathematical method I know where using the premise during a logical argument is valid, is in an induction proof, and that's what I asked to begin with.

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    4. Re:Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      But some sports are not games. track, canoeing/kayaking swimming. These things arnt games, but they are sports.

    5. Re:Subjective view follows (hilarity ensues) by HybridJeff · · Score: 1

      I mean to add, theat therefor sports are not a subset of games, just two seporate, overlapping sets.

  49. Those kinds of sports are called... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sciences.

    To be honest I think they're oversimplifying what a sport is. It's not just a definition for anything you can compete in, it's a genre of activities that specifically tax your physical ability, manual dexterity, strength, stamina and endurance. Yes, there is a degree of brain power involved, but only so much as that a natural footballer is as skilled at his chosen activity as a mathamatician is at his. In both math and football, natural ability is an almost sub-conscious trait.

    So before people argue about whether math can be a sport, they need to define whether football can be a science. In its purest terms it can't be, because success is defined by the abilities of the individual and the rules of the sport. Sports and sciences have taken hundreds of years to form into two distinct camps, although thinking about it, I guess this would sort out the whole jocks and nerds thing for good.

  50. Merriam-Webster says no... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The accepted definition of sport, as far as the Olympics would be concerned, is, from what m-w.com says, "a physical activity engaged in for pleasure". Likewise, m-w.com defines athlete as "a person who is trained or skilled in exercises, sports, or games requiring physical strength, agility, or stamina".

    Of course, since the Olympics are all about revenue, you need something that folks find exciting. A bunch of people sitting around solving complex math problems may be some folks' idea of fun, but I doubt McDonald's or Budweiser is going to funnel money towards advertising for that.

  51. Well... by MalleusEBHC · · Score: 2, Funny

    0 does equal 1, for very small values of 1.

  52. Let's narrow things a bit by carlos92 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Math is not a sport. Problem solving could be considered to be similar to a sport. You don't actually train on Math; you learn Math, and you train on solving problems. And you can show your progress and fitness (and speed) on solving a particular class of problems. I did, and I won the Olimpíada Matemática Argentina in 1989 and I would have gone to the International Mathematics Olympiad, if only the stupid government of Raúl Alfonsín (Argentina's president at the time) hadn't leaked all the central bank's reserves into every politician's pocket.
    Plus, these competitions are also very fun (for those who like Math).

  53. Is baseball or basketball or football a sport? by Rai · · Score: 1

    At what point does a game become a sport?

  54. Use a muscle : do sports by Count+of+Montecristo · · Score: 1
    If the old saying is true, that your brain is like a muscle, then by all means, Math qualifies as a sport:

    if you dont use it, it may atrophie (sp?)

    if you train it, it gets stronger

    if you drink beer, it gets slow

    if you take drugs, it may enhance it in the short term, damage it on the long run

    if you get really good at it, you can compete with it

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  55. Lamest Slashdot article in a long time... by TitanBL · · Score: 4, Informative

    Math is interesting, math is fun, math is usefull, but math is not a sport.

    From WordNet (r) 2.0:
    sport
    n 1: an active diversion requiring physical exertion and
    competition [syn: athletics]

    1. Re:Lamest Slashdot article in a long time... by name773 · · Score: 2, Funny

      yes, you are spot on. the fact that math is both interesting and useful disqualifies it from being a sport :)

    2. Re:Lamest Slashdot article in a long time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Based on your definition, math satisfies two of the 3 conditions: active diversion and competition. Now, we just need to find ways to satisfy the third one. Let see, how about placing a heavy weight on one's head for failing to score. The last man/woman standing wins.

      Joke aside, I disagree with your definition. If I run alone, would running cease to be a sport? What if I run alone, trying to beat my personal best time, is it a sport then?

    3. Re:Lamest Slashdot article in a long time... by Semi-Lagrange · · Score: 1

      Ha, you think the brain doesn't expend any energy when focusing on a tough question for several hours continuosly? I remember going to math competitions throughout school (with uniformly unimpressive results) and coming home absolutely EXHAUSTED.

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  56. not really by name773 · · Score: 1

    math serves many useful purposes... sports serve none other than excercise. please don't defile math by associating it with sports

  57. A new sport after Maths become one by joseamuniz · · Score: 1

    I wonder when "Typing" will become a sport. I mean, it does involve physical activity and endurance. :) Lines of people typing to reach the goal ;)

  58. Score (-1) :flamebait by techstar25 · · Score: 1

    Jesus, man, baseball's barely a sport, it's more of a game...like chess. Math doesn't even reach that level of athletic competition.

    1. Re:Score (-1) :flamebait by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Totally agree. Baseball is BARELY a sport.

      Math is NOT a sport.

      Is Debating a Sport?
      Is Chem Lab a Sport?
      Is Computer Programming a Sport?

      SPORT = Physical Activity/Skill

  59. You must be able to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For something to be a sport there must be a chance of you dying while participating in it. Show me something considered a real sport where there is no chance of dying.

    1. Re:You must be able to die... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Golf, tennis, lap swimming?

    2. Re:You must be able to die... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Nah, you just have to be able to pull a groin muscle.

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    3. Re:You must be able to die... by Ignominious+Cow+Herd · · Score: 1

      Golf: someone can hit you with a ball at close range.
      Tennis: The racket could snap and the sharp end could accidentally pierce your hide causing fatal blood loss.
      Swimming: Drowning, Chlorine poisoning, drowning.

      All activities that you can pull a groin muscle doing too.

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  60. The important distinction is... by InfinityWpi · · Score: 1

    I can see an arguement for Math being a game. Games are basicly contests done for fun or competition where one side faces another side. So Math as a game, ie, who can do these the fastest, is possible.

    Sports, however, have a decent physical component. Even Curling, you need to skate and be able to sweep ice. Synchronized Swimmin, you need to have an entire team co-ordinated in their movements. Math? Sorry, pencil-scribbling and calculator-punching doesn't equal physical activity enough to qualify as a sport.

  61. Criteria for sports by Zebulon+Terrafram · · Score: 1

    Well, I always think at least one of these has to be involved:

    (1) Power
    (2) Endurance
    (3) Precision of movement

    Some people also say

    (4) Competition should be possible

  62. Definition of Sport by Quirk · · Score: 1

    wikipedia:
    Sport is a major area of human interest and activity. A large part of our leisure, and newspaper and TV time is given over to it.

    A pragmatic approach to defining "sport" is to look at the common usage of the term.

    A sport can be operationally defined as an activity characteristically involving :

    * The exercise of a useful physical skill recreationally, i.e. for a purpose other than its practical application in daily life.

    * Conforming to a set of rules for the activity while aiming to attain excellence.

    The excellence referred to above may be measured against previous benchmarks, time measurements, performance of the other team or participants, world records, etc..

    Examples of skills which have become sports:

    * Gladiators in Rome fought and killed for the delectation of the audience, rather than to protect the Empire:
    * Yachting is the travel across water for enjoyment or competition rather than e.g. for transport or commerce:
    * Running is done on a course for a fixed length of time or distance, rather than simply to catch a bus.

    Physical sports use characteristics such as strength, stamina, speed, dexterity and other skills, other sports use more cerebral skills (see mind sport), such as strategic thinking in chess. This article, however, will concentrate on physical aspects of sport.

    The line between sports, games, exercise and play is certainly not clear; games are often redefined as sports when they involve particularly skilled participants, which gives them appeal to non-participants. This is especially true in the modern age, which gives much weight to the spectator aspect of sports. Similarly, play is usually understood as less purposeful activity, but can become more like a game or sport as it conforms more to external rules or patterns of behaviour. Exercise is action to develop skill or ability, and may be a forerunner of both sport and games.

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  63. What?!? by i+love+pineapples · · Score: 1

    I found the proposition of Math as an Olympic event hilarious. Not only are most people (at least here in the US) terrified to death of math, the average non-math expert isn't going to be able to follow a math-based competition.

    I can just imagine the guys gathering around for the math world championship with a few six packs and chips, yelling "GO USA! INVERT THAT MATRIX, BABY! WOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

  64. Olympic Sports by Vainglorious+Coward · · Score: 1

    Citius, Altius, Fortius

    Swifter, higher, stronger - what could be a more straight forward definition than the motto of the olympics? Swimming is an olympic sport, diving is not. Sprinting and weight lifting are olympic sports, ice dancing and gymnastics are not. Throwing an item and measuring the distance is an olympic sport. Awarding marks for the manner in which an item is thrown is not.

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  65. Sure it is... by commodoresloat · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    in Japan.

    1. Re:Sure it is... by badboy_tw2002 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, but so is eating hotdogs and chasing monkeys while covered in tar. I'd say take anything from Japan with a grain of salt. :)

    2. Re:Sure it is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Especially this.

  66. Beer Pong by toetagger1 · · Score: 1

    if you RTFA, you find this quote:

    What about beer pong

    The article actually explores a whole bunch of other claimed "sports" and the thin line that seems to seperate sports from games.

    Personally, I want to see Beer Pong in the olympics, but with NO BLOWING!

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  67. Stupid question by Lord+Kano · · Score: 1

    Of course math isn't a sport. Just because some people call boxing "The Sweet Science" doesn't mean that sports and science are interchangeable.

    Otherwise all of those semiliterate pro footbal and baseball players could claim to be scientists. In short, FUCK THAT.

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  68. Competition != Subject by logicnazi · · Score: 2, Interesting

    First of all I want to point out how absolutely ridiculous this question is. It is merely an invitation to petty linguistic bickering over whether the word 'sport' is broad enough to cover mathematics competitions. There is no real substance to this issue and I expect to see a bunch of pointless posts referencing differnt dictionaries. This is doubly pointless because the dictionary could say a sport is a type of lettuce and it wouldn't make any difference, the public at large is going to continue to use sport to refer primarily to athletic events and not mathematical competitions. Regardless of how you can twist dictionary definitions for all prctical purposes the word sport (by usage) will continue to not include mathematical competitions.

    There is however, a more important issue to be addressed. That is the inappropriate confusion of these math (or science) competitions with the actual subject itself. Now I realize that these competitions are run with the best intentions but in the long run they do a disservice to the communities they attempt to publisicise.

    While it *should* be entierly irrelevant who is making an argument unfortunatly it often is not. So perhaps it will clear up confusion if I point out that I am a math grad student who has competed in many of these type events (I even was in the physics olympiad camp) and I have quite positive regard for both these subjects and the competitions. The competitions are certainly a fun way for students interested in these activities to interact, meet others, and engage competitively. I'm not advocating they cease existing or anything of the kind.

    I am, however, deeply disturbed by the way these activities are presented. The math and physics olympiads (as well as numerous lesser high school competitions) are presented as representitives of actual math or science. While it might have some local benefit to get people excited about the competitive aspect of these competitions it will ultimately only hurt these communities if people confuse these rigged competitions with what mathematicians or scientists *really* do. Science and math *aren't* sports where people race to solve rigged problems and presenting them as such quite likely erodes public perception of their importance. The public might admire sports but when push comes to shove they will cut sports funding before other programs, we don't want them to consider math and science the same way. Even worse by emphasising only the competitive aspects and problem solving tricks of these disciplines many students who have slightly differnt interests are turned off. I don't have any evidence but it is quite possible that the mischarechterization of science/math as primarily competitive contributes to the underrepresentation of females in these fields.

    Unfortunatly this confusion between the competitions and the actual subject is quite real. At least in the mathematical world performing well on the putnam or IMO will get one into grad school or college respectively. There seems to be a widespread, and false, belief that these competitions bear a significant resembelance to their subjects.

    It is true that the putnam and IMO competitions do focus on proving various results and not on the brute calculations that unfortunatly comprise most of HS and undergrad mathematics education. However, solving cute little problems under time pressure is hardly an accurate description of mathematical enterprise. Many important fascets of mathematical investigation (developing new definitions/conceptual frameworks, collaboration etc..) are entierly absent and the competition favors quick studious thinkers who go through books of past competitions over deeper thinkers.

    The physics competitions (which I have more personal knowledge of having been a finalist in the physics olympiad) are even worse. Physics is the search for *new* laws and rules about the universe (not necessarily fundamental...for instance laws about liquid flow) while the competitions merely measure application o

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    1. Re:Competition != Subject by logicnazi · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Reading my post I realized that there might be some confusion over what I mean by physics or math competition (or even science competition in general). I mean this to include things like IMO (International Math Olympiad), IPO (international physics olympiad), the putnam exam, ARML or other high school math competitions. In short any competition where contestants must answer well-defined questions especially under a time limit.

      I do not mean to include in my criticism things like the Intel Sciece Talent Search (formerly westinghouse). These sorts of competitions much more accurately capture the open-ended and often collaborative nature of science and mathematical research. In fact the mathematics winners at least appear to be doing real mathematics.

      These open-ended project style competitions are still far from perfect. To a great extent it appeats that it is merely access to a labratory and a sympathetic professor which is being evaluated rather than the indivudal's merits. While access to money and experimental equitment are important issues in real world science they become particularly troubling in a contest setting especially among high schoolers whose access to labs and equitment is entierly dependent on the good will of others rather than their own prior accomplishments (as is ideally is in science). In areas like biology where there are often more open questions than availible researchers or equitment a competition like this will often reflect who had connections more than who had ideas.

      I don't mean to slander the winners of these contests. I have known some personally and without exception they are incredibly bright talented individuals. However, the difference between them and other bright talented individuals often appears to be that they were given lab access and pointed towards promising areas by a helpfull researcher rather than ideas or scientific talent. Furthermore, the fact that winners are picked from across a range of fields further muddies the water. How do you compare an individual who solved a minor mathematical problem against someone who answered a biological question which while not of huge significance was of actual interest in the field? On the one hand the biological contestant contributed more to real science but on the other they might not have needed any new insight and merely conducted experiements no one else had yet had time to do while the mathematical result clearly demonstrates fresh insight.

      In any case it isn't even clear that these contests truly desire to pick the best individual rather than merely rewarding (and thereby encouraging) youthful scientific endeavor. In either case I wanted to make clear that I don't believe these contests cause the same misconceptions as the more test oriented IMO/IPO/putnam. Even if their judging doesn't pick out the contestant demonstrating the best scientific insight they (for the most part) accurately portray the nature and process of science/math.

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  69. Is Math a Sport? by Ambiguous+Coward · · Score: 1

    No.

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  70. Sports are not about being the best by SmallFurryCreature · · Score: 1
    They are about keeping the least of the street. If a person is any good in math they will be far to busy to bother with a non-paying event like the olympics. Only "special" members of our society needed sponsored jobs.

    Well until the b-ark is finished.

    What the olympics bringing peace and understanding? HA, you must never have watched the reports in them. The olympics have lost all value if they ever had one with them being hosted by the nazi's 2x, at least hitler waited with killing jews until after the olympics were over. The munich they did it during and it just went on because all of the sporters wanted their chance to win gold. In the tour de france you get "memorial" events like the team mates of person who died being allowed to finish first as a team or them all walking accross the finishing line. Not in the olympics. If even one had turned down the medal and given it instead to the killed israelis then the olympics could have had some meaning. Now it shows sports for what it is. A bunch of glory hunting selfish bastards.

    Add the boycotts and it doesn't even work on a political level. Peace and understanding except if the game is held by your enemey?

    Maths an olympic event? What has math done to be punished that badly.

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  71. NO by bg_27 · · Score: 1

    For the love of God... NO

  72. Fucking is also a sport... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    There was a lady in Europe who did it with 759 men in a row ... at some porno show in Warsaw in Poland, I think.

  73. Come On! by JamesP · · Score: 1

    Come on people... math is not a sport...

    Definition of sport (in my view) requires physical exercise.

    No, poker is not a sport. Chess is not a sport. Bow&Arrow may be a sport, same applies to Snooker

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  74. Ever look in the dictionary? by NoWhere+Man · · Score: 1

    http://dictionary.reference.com/search?q=sport

    First two listed.

    1A) Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.
    2B) A particular form of this activity.

    2 - An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.


    I don't believe math has any physical endurance at all. Mentally sure.

    I am not putting down people who are great at mathematics, but its not a sport.

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    1. Re:Ever look in the dictionary? by SlowMovingTarget · · Score: 1

      Try Webster's dictionary though. 2nd definition (noun):

      1 a : a source of diversion : RECREATION b : sexual play c (1) : physical activity engaged in for pleasure (2) : a particular activity (as an athletic game) so engaged in

      So hunting, fishing, poker, and (yuck) math, if they're done for fun or competition can be considered sport. Granted that's not usually what's thought of when one hear's sport.

  75. Here's a little math trivia: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Bob's penis is two inches long when limp. When erect, it gains an additional five inches. How many woman can Bob fuck in an hour?

    Answer: ZERO! Bob is a gay homosexual.

  76. deifinition by perlchild · · Score: 1

    We're arguing about the olympics here, anyone bothered to look up the IOC's definition of a sport? Maybe it would be a lot more productive than picking each dictionary's definition, since dictionaries have to follow usage, and don't necessarily carry formal distinctions.

    according to http://multimedia.olympic.org/pdf/en_report_122.pd f
    Math and Chess could theoretically be accepted as disciplines, since events mention performance, as ranked between individuals, and discriminate against mechanical propulsion not against non-physical activity(which is good, since pistol shooting mostly involves standing still, among other Olympic Sports)

    There remains the non-techie idea idea that Chess and Math are competitive disciplines, but not sports, since the laws of physics, which affect the results of all the other sports, don't affect the results of Math or Chess. Let me clarify:
    If I submit a proof, and you submit a proof, the proof is correct or not correct, the wind blowing over our heads will not affect it, your weight will not affect it, your physical state will have the barest influence possible on the proof you present.

    Now this just may be a prejudice, but most sports involve bettering your body, and any mental improvement in coincidental, while Math and Chess improve your mind, and any body improvement is either coincidental, or of little impact to the practice of the discipline.

    Since Math and Chess have so little in common with sports, we need to classify them as something other than sports. I propose Mental Disciplines.

    We can certainly lobby for Mental Disciplines to be included in some future Olympics, but let's keep things clear until we do.

  77. Of course not . . . by levin · · Score: 1

    Everyone knows that all sports have to lend to easy marketing (like big hoods to paint logos on, or people who use shoes and can do commercials for them).

    The white board companies just don't need spokespersons . . .

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  78. Math, the sport by rock_climbing_guy · · Score: 1
    First, you divide a group of players along two sides of a field, which is marked off for both groups by division rings. Between the two division rings, there exists a sphere into which a player must launch a ball. If a player kicks the ball to the right of the sphere, it is called an open ball; likewise, to the left is a closed ball. When a player launches a ball into the sphere, the game is complete and the kick is called perfect power.

    By the way, after extensive research, I discovered that the WORLD SERIES diverges!!!

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  79. nope! by schnikies79 · · Score: 1

    It's not a sport anymore than hunting or fishing is. Not that math and the above aren't enjoyable. Sports are life!

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  80. Yes ... and No. by AnonymousKev · · Score: 1
    Math is a sport. It is not an athletic sport.

    My sons participate in the TMSCA (Texas Math and Science Coaches Association) mathematics competitions during the school year. It's a middle school competition that consists of 12 meets during the school year, 2 qualifying meets, and 1 state competition (for those who qualified). Each meet consists of four different types of tests (Number Sense, Mathematics, Calculator, and Science) *

    There are rules and time limits. The ones who have talent and the ones who practice tend to win. Awards given out and emotions run high. I think this meets all the qualifications for a sport.

    However, anyone who believes this is equivalent to physical competition is deceiving themselves. The Olympics are historically for athletic sports. Including intellectual sports would be wrong in my opinion. If anything, they should be given their own competition.

    "Wilson's reaching for the cos() key, no wait, he's going for the tan()!" -- I just don't see it getting the ratings :)

    * For those who are interested:
    Number Sense tests the ability to work problems completely in your head. (No scratch paper!).
    Mathematics is a multiple choice "solve the equation".
    Calculator is a fill-in-the-blank test with insanely complex formulas and geometry problems (calculators may be used, duh!). I like calculator test in that they slip in Common Sense(tm). They'll often have equations that solve to 1 if the child notices that the top and bottom of the fraction are the same.
    Finally, the science test is multiple choice on physics, chemistry, earth science.

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  81. Spirit of Olympics by AndyElf · · Score: 1

    ... has never been properly resurrected. If you recall your history class, in ancient Greek Olympic games competitors were supposed to compete not only in who can run faster or throw a spear/disc/whatever farther -- but also in a lot more intellectual things, e.g. writing verses/poems, and such. Greeks were always interested in equal development of mind and body -- without giving preference to either.

    By this token -- why, math is a great sport!

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    1. Re:Spirit of Olympics by MochaMan · · Score: 1

      If we're going to get serious about properly resurrecting the olympics remember that the Greeks did their Olympic naked. Now do YOU want to see a bunch of naked math nerds competing?

      I didn't think so.

    2. Re:Spirit of Olympics by AndyElf · · Score: 1

      As long as these same nerds could run, swim, wrestle and jump like an olympic sportsmen should -- maybe.

      Anyway, nakedness was not part of the spirit, but was due to the fact that Nike and Reebok had not had any outlets in the area.

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  82. Is Maths a Sport? by draevil · · Score: 1

    One of those worthy questions for which the answer is "no."

  83. Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by B2K3 · · Score: 5, Funny

    Step 1: Assume Math is a sport.

    Step 2: If Math is a sport, all Math nerds are athletes.

    Step 3: All atheletes are jocks (remember high school?).

    Step 4: All jocks beat up math nerds (again, re: high school).

    Conclusion: All Math nerds beat up math nerds.

    But: I am a math nerd, and have never beaten anyone up (including myself or any another math nerd).

    This is a contradiction.

    Ergo, Math isn't a sport.

    QED

    1. Re:Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by khallow · · Score: 0, Redundant
      Step 1: Assume Math is a sport.

      This is totally incorrect. Some math is pendantic droning about minutia and berating others through rhetorical excess. Hence, it's not particularly sporting (more like shooting fish in a compact solid). If you were even a remotely competent mathematician, then you would understand this obvious fact.

    2. Re:Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tell me,
      Do nerds really get beaten up in the states or is this just a movie thing? If so then the states is even sader than i had realised.

    3. Re:Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by 1110110001 · · Score: 1

      But: I am a math nerd, and have never beaten anyone up (including myself or any another math nerd).

      Maybe you're just not a math nerd. You've to prove that you are to see if your conclusion is correct.

      b4n

    4. Re:Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Step 1: Assume Math is a sport.
      This is totally incorrect.


      Well, DUH. In a (Dis)'Proof By Contradition'

      1) you imagine a world where the fact that you're trying to disprove is true
      2) show the iamginary world is not self-consistent

      QED.

    5. Re:Math Isn't A Sport: A Proof By Contradiction by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe you're just not a math nerd. You've to prove that you are to see if your conclusion is correct.

      Er, did you read his comment? What else do you need?

  84. Math ain't no sport. by rice_burners_suck · · Score: 1
    Math ain't no sport, but English does be one.

    Like when the teacher said, "Johnny, use the word 'beautiful' twice in a sentence." Johnny said, "Yesterday at dinner, when my sister told us she's pregnant, my father said, 'beautiful, just fucking beautiful.'"

    Motorsports are a sport too. Got the word 'sports' right there alongside 'motor' and shit.

  85. I'ts spelt Mathematics or Maths stupid by Viperlin · · Score: 0

    DUH!

  86. unanswerable question by drfireman · · Score: 2, Insightful

    People ask this kind of question about all sorts of things, as though there is some kind of natural law that dictates what is or isn't a sport (or game, or whatever we're arguing about today). Alas, "sport" isn't some natural feature of the structure of the universe, it's a word that's reasonably useful in communicating an ill-defined concept. Asking questions about the precise boundaries of an ill-defined word is pointless.

    Fortunately, nothing depends on it! Nobody's all that confused about which features math shares with track and field (sweating, no; competition, yes). And if the organizers of the Olympics declared that math (or poker, or cooking) would be admitted if it were a sport, the right step would not be to try to determine whether or not it's a sport. The right step would be to find out exactly what the organizing committee meant by "sport." After some run-around, we would find out they didn't have anything in mind, and were just speaking loosely in the hope that it wouldn't cause any problems.

  87. Could be a sport, up until IA by Saeger · · Score: 2, Interesting
    Sure, math could be considered a 'sport', but only up until we have the technology to augment our intelligence to make math, and other fuzzier modes of thought, trivial. Our brains really aren't optimized for that kind of thing, unless you happen to be autistic.

    Even if there were a "natural brain" competition class, it would be more like the Special Olympics once most everyone else was augmented. I'd be thinking, "Look at those pathetic meat-brains! They can't even do simple calculus in under 1 millisecond like the X30-implant can! Haha. Amusing luddites."

    (the steroid analogy doesn't really apply here because most people aren't on them themselves, but when athletes *DO* use stealthy enhancement drugs, and the latest in training/materials, it makes for a more interesting spectacle despite the 'cheating' hypocrisy. If most people were also physically improved cyborgs, that attitude would change, and it would the 'aided-human' class that got the spotlight.)

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  88. Wrong question. by WARM3CH · · Score: 1

    I don't think the right question is about math being a sport. No body has claimed that. The name of this competition is just simply math olympiad. It is a competition on math proficiency of the high-school level kids. Now, you may argue that such a competition is not really helping maths, or it is can't really help kids getting more interested in maths or anything but just sticking to a word in a whole article and running debates on a totally unrelated thing is just rediculous.

    1. Re:Wrong question. by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      It is a competition on math proficiency of the high-school level kids.

      You are totally wrong in that respect. The International Math Olympiad is no test of "proficiency." You might as well call the NBA Finals a test of basic dribbling skills.

      For example, here is a problem from the 1998 IMO:

      Let I be the incenter of triangle ABC. Let the incircle of ABC touch the sides BC, CA, and AB at K, L and M, respectively. The line through B parallel to MK meets the lines LM and LK at R and S, respectively. Prove that angle RIS is acute.

      Do you call yourself "proficient"? Do this problem.

    2. Re:Wrong question. by WARM3CH · · Score: 1

      OK, no problem. Add the "proficiency" to the list of the complaints againt Maths Olympiads. It does not change my argument that the important question here is not if Maths is a sport or not, but how a Maths (or physics or anything) Olympiad can help kids.

    3. Re:Wrong question. by shobadobs · · Score: 1

      For that matter, how does soccer etc. help kids? They're just games... :)

      For most kids of the kind who would willingly participate in such things, they are fun or interesting. And competitive. Some even require teamwork, such as the American Regions Math League.

    4. Re:Wrong question. by stephentyrone · · Score: 1
      First, the problem isn't all that hard (says the grad student in mathematics). Second, the inaccuracy in the statement
      "It is a competition on math proficiency of the high-school level kids"
      isn't the use of the word "proficiency"; it's the use of the word "math". The ability to do the sorts of proof-via-silly-trick and contrived-arbitrary-example problems that these competitions involve has as much to do with the ability to do real mathematics as winning freestyle dribbling competitions has to do with winning NBA titles.
  89. Easy way to test by vjmurphy · · Score: 1

    If you can drink a beer while doing it, it isn't a sport. Therefore, Golf and Bowling and Math are NOT sports.

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    1. Re:Easy way to test by KnightStalker · · Score: 1

      Softball is a sport. Also bicycling, sailing, volleyball, etc...

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    2. Re:Easy way to test by yderf · · Score: 1

      You may want to append that to "If you can drink a beer and still do it reasonably well..."

      Last year I made the mistake of drinking heavily while working on a take home exam... for the life of me after a while I couldn't figure out what any of the problems were even asking.

  90. Sports = Mostly Physical by servognome · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The philosopher Bernard Suits defines a sport as a game that meets the following four criteria: "(1) that the game be a game of skill; (2) that the skill be physical; (3) that the game have a wide following; and (4) that the following achieve a certain level of stability."
    "Maybe one should take 2) to mean "at least one of the skills relevant to the game is physical."

    I think that falls short of the definition of sports, it should be the skills are primarily physical. Which includes things such as ballroom dancing, figure skating, but rules out math, bridge, or just adding a short running component to solving math problems.
    Boxing columnist R. Michael Onello says "boxing is 70 percent mental"
    I disagree with this, the difference between Boxer A and Boxer B can be 70% mental, but that doesn't mean the sport is 70% mental. Once you push the human body to its physical limits (which all top athletes do) the difference from athlete to athlete is mostly mental.
    For example if you look at 40m times for football wide receivers there isn't much differece, like .1 or .2 seconds. That is one of the primary physical requirement, if you are too slow, no amount of mental skill can help you. So if everybody is running a 4.5s 40m, what makes one much better than another? The mental part, reading defenses, knowing their route against a given defense, running precise routes. The game is physical, the difference maker is mental.

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  91. Ridiculous? by Clueless+Moron · · Score: 1
    What about "rhythmic dancing?" People prancing about with a pole with a long ribbon on it. Or how about "beach volleyball", where they strictly mandate that the gals have to wear bikinis with no more than X area coverage?

    The Olympics are already full of bizarre sports, so at this point I don't think math would make it any stranger. Personally, I rather wish they'd go back to the original olympic sports, which were strictly track-and-field stuff, such as running, jumping, and throwing various things (javelins, discs, shotput) as far as you can. Those events test the very basics of athleticism.

    If nothing else, it'd make it more watchable as far as I'm concerned. I am absolutely fed up with the bazillions of events, none of which can be covered, and so all the networks show are the 2 minutes of the finals of the events in which <country-you-live-in> happens to have a participant. There's none of the exciting competition and leadup and getting to know the opponents; it's just the athlete from <country-you-live-in> versus a bunch of people you've never heard of from other countries, and more often than not one of them wins, and you're left thinking "gee it would have been nice to see him/her in the leadup events"...

  92. Re:WTF? Un, hmm... NO! by NanoGator · · Score: 2, Insightful

    " Compete at math? Huh? What does competition add to the struggle?"

    A demonstration of one's capabilities that some aspire to reach?

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  93. They've already proved it isn't a game: Gödel by Pyrosophy · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The formalists thought it was a "game" -- which is to say a formal system interesting mainly because of the relations between various components in the system.

    Unfortunately, that was only fun for a little while until Gödel's Incompleteness Proof successfully proved that not all truths of arithmetic could be proved using the rules of arithmetic. The result generalizes.

    So the real question here is "Are all sports games?" If so, and it seems quite reasonable, then quite objectively the answer to "Is mathematics a sport?" is no. (Ok, so only if all games are formal systems...)

    Calvinball does not count.

  94. Mathletes, shotputters & sprinters? by chadjg · · Score: 1

    Man, there's going to be some ugly beatings.

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  95. No by coldtone · · Score: 1

    By definition, anything a geek is good at is nether a sport or popular.

  96. Special Olympics by Dareth · · Score: 1

    Finally a "sport" that I would meet the qualifications for the "Special" competition.

    My struggles with math go back to the days of minus meaning "take away". Since the following problem:
    1 - 1 = ??? means take away 1, the answer is one. You had two ones to start with, you take one away, you have one left. Math is so simple!!!

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  97. Sport? by kuzb · · Score: 1

    Regardless of whether or not math is a sport, it is a more important endeavor. I'm sorry if this sounds like trolling, but someone who runs really fast or jumps really high or is capable of putting little pieces of rubber in a net is not really too important to the great grand scheme of things.

    Mathematicians on the other hand train for the capacity to contribute something back to the world they live in. We use things in our every day lives that can be directly attributed to advances in math.

    On the other hand, very little, if anything, is given back to the world due to people competing in physical activities.

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  98. Is Math a Sport? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Citius, Altius, Fortius, ... Calculus?

  99. I actually competed in latin once... by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 1

    The competition was split between academic questions so ridiculously absurd that even the professors spent half their time stumped, and a poorly-thought out bit of track and field.

    Since about half the track team was in latin at my school, we made up for our mediocre academic finish by pummeling the crap out of them in track.

    Come to think of it, I've "competed" in a lot of academic subjects (I even got a "letter" for it in high school, which would have looked good on my letter jacket if I'd ever got one. It's quite fetching in the junk drawer, I assure you), and most of those competitions just devolve into trivia.

    So if you want to cheapen your math knowledge by doing trivia, by all means, go olypmic. I myself think I'll leave that junk in high school, and go compete where I get a sweet salary when I win.

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  100. In Germany, yes, math is a sport by sytxr · · Score: 1

    At least linguistically.

    Just like "Wassersport" (water sports) or "Wintersport" (winter sports) we have the word "Denksport" which encompasses mental/intellectual exercises and literally translates to thought sport or thinking sport.

    1. Re:In Germany, yes, math is a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, and you also have Ausfhart (sorry for the spelling) for exit. Rather ironic, I believe.

      This psot maks no since!

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  101. My take on this by azaris · · Score: 1

    Like a great mind once uttered:

    "Is bingo an art, a game, a sport, or a science?"

    "No."

    Much the same could be said for math, although it's not as boring as bingo.

  102. if math should be considered a sport by ShadowRage · · Score: 1

    then sex should be considered a sport.

    1. Re:if math should be considered a sport by MochaMan · · Score: 1

      Err... wait... are you saying it isn't?

  103. Paradox by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If math were a sport, then that would instantly transform nerds and geeks into athletes and jocks by a sudden puff of semantics. The resulting body of "jocks" would hence have nobody to pick on, beat up, etc., because there are no more nerds. This would cause irrevocable rip in the space-time continuum, an imbalance in the Force, or what have you. Without nerds to beat up, real jocks would cease to exist, but since nerds are also jocks by our definition, nerds would also disappear, leaving only one catastrophic group left to rule the world....PREPPIES!!

    We can't allow that too happen. Math and sports are separate. Vive le Qualcul Libre!

  104. Yes! by kutuz_off · · Score: 1

    This must be an attempt to get mathletes laid as much as regular jocks. Thus, I wholeheartedly support it.

  105. Missing the point by AvantLegion · · Score: 2, Insightful
    >> Well, if World Series Of Poker can be broacasted on ESPN, then I guess math is a sport.

    Nobody is claiming that poker is a sport, either. Which is where your logic fails - you equate "broadcast on ESPN" with "sport". Granted, ESPN is mainly about sports, but it also broadcasts other competitive activities that are questionable as "sports". Poker is by far the one furthest from athletic competition. But if you ask anyone on ESPN if poker is a "sport", you can bet the answer will be "no".

    Neither poker nor math are sports. Of course, the difference between poker and math is that poker can be fun to watch.

    1. Re:Missing the point by Otter · · Score: 1

      I don't know if you've been watching this year, but the current WSOP promos on ESPN are based on precisely the (admittedly tongue in cheek) theme of "Yes, poker is a sport!"

  106. May the best algebrator win (I invented a word,+1) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, but you just know every American and Russian on the podiums is going to be disqualified for doping. No wait, thats real sports, got myself confused there for a minute...

    Oh, and in all seriousness, a sport is typically defined as a physical compeition between various people. The kind of people who think Maths could be classes as a sport are the kind of people who think Integration and Differentiation are more important principles than right and wrong.

    Shoot every bastard who suggests this, their immediate families and sterilize the remainder. This way of thinking, and the genome that cultivated it must be banished! (Alternatively, to hinder reproduction, we could just send them all here to chat)

  107. Is this really a geek site? by jkozak · · Score: 1

    My initial response to this was "not really, but at least it would make the bloody olympics worth watching". I'm a bit amazed no-one else has had the same reaction.

  108. Math = Sport? by inkdesign · · Score: 1

    Only on Slashdot...

  109. Carlin Rules by dinaui · · Score: 1
    Well, according to George Carlin, math can't be a sport because:
    1. no ball is used (unless you're talking about a 2-manifold of genus 0)
    2. there's no chance of serious injury (unless you trash talk the guy who turns out to have a brother in the Russian mafia)
    3. it's a "faggoty college activity" (Carlin's term, not mine)
    4. Hungarians are good at it
    1. Re:Carlin Rules by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      4. Romanians are good at it.

      HTH

      AC (The real one)

    2. Re:Carlin Rules by dinaui · · Score: 1

      I modified (4) from Romanians to Hungarians because I couldn't think of any examples of famous Romanian mathematicians off the top of my head, while I've actually been lucky enough to meet Paul Erdos a couple of times, never mind remembering von Neumann or Bolyai or Bolzano.

      That said, it does seem as if Eastern European countries have an awful lot of skilled mathematicians per capita. I have a suspicion that Soviet Communism, with its combination of prestige for academics and an atrocious economic record, is about ideal for breeding mathematicians, because fewer good mathematical brains don't siphoned off to other fields of endeavor.

  110. Math will be a sport... by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    When I see captain of the Math team kicking sand into the face of a non-jock and not getting the crap beat out of him I will believe that Math is a sport.

  111. What is a sport then? by shobadobs · · Score: 0, Redundant

    People seem to have a lot of trouble with giving exact definitions for things like sports. Here is a good definition, which I think works:

    A sport is what I point to and say " that's a sport."

  112. A few simple rules by caskey · · Score: 1

    Competition:
    Two or more participants (individuals or teams) strive to produce some mutable attribute which can be used for comparisons (determining who won). Your best X in Y. I.e. you cannot (generally) make a 'competition' out of how tall you are, but you can make a 'competition' out of who runs the fastest because you can choose to improve or change your performance in the latter.

    Game:
    A competition which involves BOTH interference and strategy. Strategy being your intended action and those of your opponents (the key here is an intentional plan to ensure victory) along with changes that are made to your strategy during the game, if the rules game permit. Interference being your ability to DIRECTLY PREVENT your opponent from winning. The 4x400 relay is NOT a game, it is a competition. Chess is a game because your can choose (strategy) play that affects your opponents ability to win. You do not need to be able to ensure your own victory, but that is always a nice bonus.

    Sport:
    Any game in which you can, within the normal rules of the game physically injure your opponent. Of course the ability to hurt your opponent doesn't have to be a normal way of playing the sport and instead be mostly coincidental (e.g. Football), but it could be if one wanted to (e.g. Kickboxing). Ability to hurt oneself is optional, but encouraged. Some may say that one can have a situation which is not a game (i.e. no strategy & interference), but unless you can a) plan to hurt someone, and b) hurt them, you can't have a sport.

    Given those rules, let's look at some examples.

    • Sprinting Competition
    • Football Sport
    • Chess Game
    • Chessboxing Sport http://www.wcbo.org/
    • NASCAR Sport
    • Drag Racing Competition
    • Fencing Game
    • Dueling Sport
    • Turtle Racing Competition
    • Stock Market Game
    • Rock Climbing none (unless you're playing 'who can climb up the fastest, in which case it's just like a sprint)
    • Math Game or Competition (depending upon the rules, however if there is no strategy, then you have either Competition or just parallel play)
    • Ballroom Dancing Competition
    • Gymnastics Competition

    As a rule of thumb, if the competitors don't have to be in the same place as each other (or their proxy) then you cannot have a Sport. If the players do not need to even be aware of each other (in reality or virtually), then you most certainly do not have a Game.

    E.g. you could have a bowling tournament with each player in their own private facility without any real difference. And don't give me any crap about 'psyching out' the competitor. Therefore it is a competition (who can knock the most pins down).

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  113. I Want Your Math by droleary · · Score: 1

    Math is interesting, math is fun, math is usefull, but math is not a sport.

    Math is natural - math is good
    Not everybody derives
    But everybody should
    Math is interesting - math is fun
    Math is best when it's....one plus one
    one plus one

    Of course, by geeky implication from this, it's clear why George Michael liked 1+1. Most guys would instead go for 1+0, and really go for 0+1+0. Yeah! :-)

  114. Even Masturbation... by Esion+Modnar · · Score: 1
    ...is more of a spork^Ht than math. They could judge it by distance and volume.

    And I, could at last be an Olympic contender.

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  115. I can see it now... by darth_silliarse · · Score: 1

    ...the British 100 Metre Relay Team and Stephen Hawking trundling along beside them holding the British flag.............

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  116. The Pythian Games by cryptochrome · · Score: 2, Interesting

    No, it's not some kind of python coding competition. As it turns out, besides the ancient Olympic games there were three other large competitions: The Pythian Games at Delphi (Apollo); The Isthmian Games (Poisedon); and the Nemean Games (Zeus).

    According to my tour guide in Delphi (I was recently there, really a very interesting site) the Pythian games were originally and primarily artistic in nature, with musical, dramatic, and poetic competitions, with athletic competitions added somewhat later. Delphi was the most important religious site in Greece, and Apollo was the god of reason and music, thus the emphasis on these subjects.

    So in that respect, I think intellectual and creative competitions should very well be regarded as sports. Perhaps resurrecting the Pythian games (and perhaps the others as well) alongside the Olympics would be a good idea.

    On a side note, the winners of the Pythian games were not the ones who excelled in a single subject, they were the people who did well in all subjects. Balance in all things was considered a key virtue by Apollo. It would be nice if that were true today.

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  117. Famous Quotes of Sports Vs Games by spineboy · · Score: 2, Funny

    There are only three true sports Fishing, Mountain climbing and Car racing, the rest are merely games.

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    1. Re:Famous Quotes of Sports Vs Games by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      FISHING!!!!! Try bull fighting for Hemmingway's quote, and the line he was drawing between a sport and a game was that sports involve the voluntary and acknowledged risk of death while games (everything else) do not!

  118. It depends on how you hold it by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly for most /.ers math is not a sport but there are and have been people for whom it is or was a diversion.

    sport - c.1400, from Anglo-Fr. disport, from O.Fr. desport
    "pastime, recreation, pleasure," from desporter "to divert,
    amuse, please, play" (see disport).

    disport - 1303, from Anglo-Fr. disporter "divert, amuse," from
    O.Fr. desporter, lit. "carry away" (the mind from serious
    matters), from des- "away" + porter "carry."

  119. How about the Javelin? by Stone316 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I nominate you to play defense.

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  120. What A Sport Is by nate+nice · · Score: 1

    A sport is an activity that involves atheletic ability and procedure. Like darts, pool, golf etc, math is not a sport but rather a skill. Some skills should be in the Olympics because they do require some physical ability or physical skill. Math does not and should not be in the Olympics. It's in the same vein as programming competitions. It's an intellectual skill, not a physical one.

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  121. Recruiting Scanal Rocks University Mathletics Dept by tenzig_112 · · Score: 1
    everybody knows about the problems U of C got into last year with their mathletics program.

    DENVER, COLORADO- After months of controversy and speculation, the University of Colorado has terminated the contract of Mathletics Director Len Nacci following a scathing report detailing the department's questionable recruiting practices. The report alleges that in the school's unswerving quest to defeat their cross-state rivals, the Fighting Frogs of Denver Polytechnic, coaches and administrators stepped over an ethical line, giving out graphing calculators to prospective students and staging all-night Magic the Gathering parties to lure gifted number-crunchers to the school. Late yesterday university officials dealt school morale another blow with news that much-loved coach Archie Meedees had also been let go.


    University trustee John Nash urged colleagues to cease infighting and find a mutually beneficial solution. "Make no mistake that victory is important, especially when it comes to vanquishing the hated Frogs of D-Poly, but with individual glory as our only goal we can never succeed."



    there's more

  122. For Boston Math Fans by writermike · · Score: 1



    Ow!

    This is The Big Show with The Big Zero on Sports Radio 850 WWEI in Boston

    "Hey John Nash. This is Butchie from beyond da grave. Why don't you call me when you have something modern. He he he he he."

    Well it seems the Stars of Mathematics are dwindling as they drop another one in Germany. Hey stars, why don't ya pick it up a little.

    "Hey, did you see that play on MathCenter highlights? d/dx(Abs(x))|x=0 is undefined?!"

    But don't worry cause we got Evil Tony Mazzarotti to help bring it all into perspective. Hey Evil Tony, why don't you lay off the coffee?

    "HEY ROB SCHNEIDERMAN! I HEARD YOU'RE TAKING A SABATTICAL IN THE FALL. YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU FAT BASTAD!"

    We also got Larry Johnson to bring us the Yankee -- er, I mean -- Calculus talk.

    "I've been trying to get Convergent Sequences on this thing for the past two hours. I keep fiddlin' with it and fiddilin' with it. Oh, brother."

    And back on the supersized mic it's Pete "Ito Calculus" Shepard on The Flash.

    "It's quite possible that caluclus can prove or disprove God's existance. But I think it's more important to find out if the Sox will ever win The Fall Classic again."

    All joining The Big O on a Tuesday edition of the...

    "So, the stars dropped another one. Are you sure Terry Francoma isn't managing them?"

    Big Show.

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  123. No! by ninja0 · · Score: 1
    I did math at the Olympiad level in high school, although I didn't quite make it to the IMO. I've also played a variety of real sports. I would never want to call math a sport. First of all, olympiad-level math is about the most boring imaginable spectator sport. It's 4.5 hours for three problems! A lot of contestants spend a large portion of the time just thinking, not even writing. How can it be a sport if no one is willing to watch, not even mathletes themselves? About the only excitement at the IMO is waiting for scores to be posted. (admittedly this can be very exciting) Not only that, but the difficulty of the problems makes them virtually impossible to understand by 99% of the population.

    Frankly, I would like to see the math olympiads (along with the other science olympiads) getting more public attention, because the students that compete in these contests are nothing short of remarkable. But since the contest is so out of reach from the mainstream, I doubt math or other strictly academic activities will obtain a following necessary to make it a legitimate sport.

    Another thing that truly separates math from sports is that sports require some sort of physical skill. Nothing more than the ability to write legibly is required for a math test. It's true that all sports have a critical mental aspect (after all, your brain controls your body), but it's the physical aspect that makes an activity a sport rather than simply a game or contest.

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    1. Re:No! by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      So you don't think of race car driving or horseback jumping as sports? I do think of them partially as sports at least. But of course since they require skill of cars and animals they are different than football or even foosball which is one letter better.

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    2. Re:No! by ninja0 · · Score: 1
      Hmm, yeah that's a good point. If you think of the car or horse as "equipment" there might be some argument that the physical skills of the operator are important. But I think what you said is about how I feel, they're partially sports. At least they have a physical aspect to them and they are interesting for spectators.

      I guess any attempt to define sports is going to leave out something... but I think any decent definition is probably going to leave out math and other strictly academic activities.

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    3. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well put. I am in high school now and have made it to MOSP (if you are not form the US, that's the stage before the IMO), and I also compete in swimming.

      There are other critical differences between math contests and sports. For one, sports require you to put yourself through pain to do well, math doesn't. Great athletes have their best performances at important events because they are willing to pour in everything they have and deal with the pain. In math, most people do just as well on real contests as they would at home with some problems (or worse). Most people who are good at math just have an innate talent they bother to explore, but no one becomes good at sports without the will to endure the discomfort necessary for the feat.

      Also, I don't think math competitions lead to the same personal development that sports do. Many of the great math kids I know are poorly adjusted nerds who are often arrogant in their skills, whereas the physical trials and team aspect of sports lead to humility, social development, and general character-building. Yes, there are often arrogant jocks, but they come into view only because they literally have the strength to do so- in general, I find math nerds more arrogant, and having a greater superiority complex, than athletes, even if they are not able to express it openly.

      This is not to say I do not like math competitions- I would like to make the IMO more than anything, and I think they are a very useful way to motivate people to learn problem-solving skills and also bring recognition to brilliant minds- but they are not sports, nor substitutes for them.

  124. Athletes and Sports by awarnack · · Score: 1

    The terms "athlete" and "sport" aren't mutually exclusive, in my mind.

    One can play a sport, without necessarily being an "athlete". Fishing, golf, hunting, etc. are definitely sports, but one would be hard-pressed to consider the participants "athletes", per-se.

    Hell, I could call hacking (or cracking, for that matter) a sport, but would YOU consider those people athletes?

  125. Plays curling? by rumblin'rabbit · · Score: 1
    One doesn't "play curling". One "curls." Yeesh.

    Next, I suppose, you're going to talk about "ice hockey".

    1. Re:Plays curling? by Ari_Haviv · · Score: 1

      One doesn't "play hockey." One "hocks"

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  126. Yeah! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right on target!

  127. The Content of the IMO by tbjw · · Score: 1
    The 'mathematics' involved in the IMO is quite a different sort of enterprise from 'mathematics' as taught in universities. In particular, IMO mathematics assumes knowledge of high-school algebra, basic number theory and combinatorics, Euclidean geometry and the elementary theory of functions and sets. The problems are generally 'trivial', in that they have few further applications inside mathematics or outside mathematics (otherwise they'd probably alredy be well-known facts).
    Essentially, the IMO is a problem-solving competition in which the problems and their means of solution are mathematical.
    Anyone looking for examples of the sort material covered by the IMO should check out Kalva.

    I suppose my point here is that 'olympiad mathematics' is potentially a sport, in much the same sense that chess is; this doesn't mean that research mathematics is a sport at all.

  128. its only a sport if by hovercraft · · Score: 1

    You can get seriously hurt or possibly die while doing it. Anything else is just screwing around, looking foolish and wearing smarmy clothes.

  129. Those are not sport either. by geekoid · · Score: 1

    1) You need to have an offence and defence, physically competing against each other at the same time and same field.

    2) There must be control of an object(usually a ball or puck)

    3) must be physically demanding.

    Thus, water polo is a sport, swimming is an activity. Or just not drowning.

    It seem to me most people think becasue something is an activity, it's not as 'good' as a sport, and of course, this is crap.

    I like Archery, but it's an activity, a competition, but not a sport.

    Running a marathon is HARD, it's TOUGH, I have huge respect for people who can run one, but I wouldn't call it a sport.

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    1. Re:Those are not sport either. by Dominatus · · Score: 1

      That's nice that you can define words. Look I can do it too A comment on slashdot, in order to be considered a comment must use the word "ambitious". Since you didn't use the word, you didn't comment. Please. The word "sport" has a defintion, you can't just make one up Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively. There it is. It has nothing to do with an object, or offense or defense.

  130. Re:Another Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It is a sport if:
    - You can drink beer while watching it...
    - You can bet money on it...
    - Someone would watch it...

    That's the reason why monster car racing, Nitro chainsaw and all kind of obscure stuff are sports.

  131. Ok, assume it is by rfernand79 · · Score: 1

    OK, Math is a sport. So is Munchkin, then. And movie marathons should be sanctioned, too.

  132. Mathletes by yderf · · Score: 1

    I remember the anxiousness before a competition. So many of us were nervous. We felt lucky to get choosen for the top four spot, to be able to compete in the team competition. We'd yell, shout, cheer when we got problems to work on. Inevitably one of us had a dissenting opinion based on some calculator response. The invidual competitions were just as gruling, and yet harder because there was no one but yourself to rely on for the answer.

    In the end the winners got trophies, the losers went home upset. Back in my Mu Alpha Theta days I most definitly would consider math a sport.

    Now years later in a graduate program for math, I can say that it's an even more cutthroat sport than I once thought. To have the skill to prove things no one else has done, or to understand the proofs for things considered "basic" or "easy" takes more than training, it takes finess.

    So I would agree with those that think math is a sport. I'd also agree with those saying math is an art. But mostly I'd say math is the foundation of everything, so of course it is a sport and an art.

    1. Re:Mathletes by slothman32 · · Score: 1

      Much of that is true for acting. They get awards, cheering, anxiousness before performing. Now I would easily say acting isn't a sport while math might be.

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  133. If math's a sport... by EaTiN+cOfFeE+bEaNs · · Score: 1

    ...so is Poker.

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  134. reminder by geekoid · · Score: 1

    Competion, does not mean it's a sport.
    Activity, does not mean it's a sport.
    You like it, does not mean it's a sport.
    it's hard, doesn't make it a sport.
    it's easy, doesn't mean it's a sport.

    Somebody calls it a sport, doesn't mena it's a sport.
    The competion has the word 'olympic' in it, doesn't mean it's a sport.

    Most people think if it's a sport, it's somehow better. Or if something they like isn't a sport, then it's being insulted. That's rubish, and youy are falling into the 'sports is the pynical of achivement' mentality.
    Shame on you.

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  135. Hey, what about Chem (and Phys and Bio)? by benk · · Score: 1
    There are olympiads for those things too. And you get to do a practical exam too, which is surely more "sporty" than using a calculator :p


    I can see it now: the 400 metre titration...

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  136. Well by Mindjiver · · Score: 1

    I don't care if mathematics is called a sport or not. But I would pay money to see a math-channel on cable that had documentaries on famous mathematicians and that showed lecutures from the greatest now living professors.

    P = NP

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  137. No by transient · · Score: 1
    By definition:

    sport
    n 1: an active diversion requiring physical exertion and competition

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  138. Chess vs. Math by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where can you find the news of chess matches and chess championship? They are usually categorized in the Sport section. If chess is a sport, then math is a sport.

  139. slick willy says by xoboots · · Score: 1

    It depends on the meanings of "sport" and "is"

  140. Jeez by Oligonicella · · Score: 1

    Why can't any of the so-called "journalists" simply pick up a friggin' dictionary?

  141. What next? by DarkMantle · · Score: 1

    the Astro-physics event? We'll combine them for a duathalon...

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  142. Re:Ridiculous. - BUT! by Klanglor · · Score: 0

    However, sex is a very demanding physical activity, it burns more calories than any other physical activity (sport).

    therefore, fucking is activity that requires strength, stamina and concentrations!

    now, name me a REAL hardcore unquestioned sport that doesn't requires any of the above!

    Thank you very much, rate me insigfully funny!

  143. It belongs more than several olympic "sports" by Mark_in_Brazil · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Math belongs in the olympics more than gymnastics, rhythmic gymnastics, figure skating, water ballet. and diving do. At least it's objective! The winner doesn't depend on the whims and prejudices of human judges.
    I don't deny that the people compete in those events are amazingly talented, as are good ballerinas and painters. I sure hope we don't get olympic ballet or olympic painting events, though.
    Any event where you get points for "artistic impression" and/or that depend completely on subjective criteria have no business being in the olympic games.
    Yes, a soccer ref or linesman can mistakenly say a player was offside, or call a nonexistent foul. Yes, a baseball ump can miss a ball/strike call. But if that human error could be eliminated from the events with existing technology. The events I listed in the first sentence of this post all depend completely on subjective criteria. This leads to jokes about judges from rival nations giving bad scores. In the USA in the early 1980s, when everyone would agree that something was great, they'd give it a "ten" and often, some wag would pipe up with "2.3 from the Russian judge."
    My point is that the very presence of events based on subjective criteria is a joke.
    Math, despite not requiring physical skill (one of Bernard Suits's criteria for what makes something a sport, mentioned in TFA), is at least objective. One either gets the right answer or does not. One either proves something or does not. One either solves a problem in less time than one's opponent or does not. To me, that alone makes it more suitable for the olympics than any of the "sports" I listed in the first sentence.
    The idiots in charge of the olympic broadcasts in the USA do not agree with me. Yes, I admit I'm still pissed off from the 1996 olympics, when they didn't show the men's basketball games because of f***ing women's gymnastic events. They didn't show USA-Argentina, which I would have loved to see, if only to discover how Argentina could stay within a few points of the second "Dream Team" until halftime.
    Then, as if it hadn't been enough to show every trial from every competitor in every individual women's gymnastic event, and every trial from every competitor in every event in the individual all-around competition, and every (etc.) from the team all-around competition, they didn't show the women's soccer final (just the goals right after commercial breaks) because they felt it would be better to show a frickin' women's gymnastics unscored exhibition event than the women's soccer gold medal match. Sheesh!

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  144. It is a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    But the Mathletes will never pass the drug testing.

  145. Imagine by fupeg · · Score: 1

    Forget about math being a sport or not, imagine if mathematical prowess was as highly regarded in the US as running or jumping. Just imagine high schools where every student looked forward to and studied for the AHSME every year. Imagine colleges where all the talk on campus was on who made the first team for this year's Putnam. Just imagine such a world for a moment. Nobody degrades their fellow student for being smart, but instead admires them. Imagine the kind of movies and tv shows that would be popular in such a world. Imagine the kind of political leaders it would have. Imagine the amazing advances that would be made in a country where 200 million people knew calculus. Just imagine... Alright go back to your porn...

  146. Does anyone really believe math is a sport? by carn311 · · Score: 1

    I think there is a market, albit a small one, to watch math competitions. However, I dont really think math will ever become known as a sport, especially among those non-geeks out there.

    This will probably go the way of those Magic The Gathering Tournaments that we sometimes see on ESPN late at night

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  147. Excellent novel written on this subject by Nefarious+Wheel · · Score: 1

    Have a look at "Achilles' Choice" by Larry Niven & Steve Barnes; future olympiads required atheletes to have a corresponding intellectual pursuit of equal calibre to win the gold. Interesting premise, good read.

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  148. Why Not? by Cavio · · Score: 1

    Football players have been getting degrees for years.

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  149. Yes it is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Don't confuse sports and athletics. Athletics is a subset of sports, else there would be no reason to use the 2 terms. There would only be a need for one. Chess is also a sport, but not an athletic. Math CAN be a sport, but can be used in a non-competitive manner.

  150. It's spelled 'it's', stupid. by InterruptDescriptorT · · Score: 1

    Looks like you won't be competing in any type of intellectual sport, doesn't it?

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  151. NO by Fritzed · · Score: 1

    NO

    -> Fritz

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  152. I've had this conversation by bobalu · · Score: 1

    A LOT of things qualify as sport, including a gentleman farmer chasing the milkmaid, but since there is no physical component to math believe the answer is NO.

    Accord to dictionary.com:

    sport PPronunciation Key(spôrt, sprt)
    n.
    Physical activity that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often engaged in competitively.

    A particular form of this activity.

    An activity involving physical exertion and skill that is governed by a set of rules or customs and often undertaken competitively.

    An active pastime; recreation.

    Mockery; jest: He made sport of his own looks.

    An object of mockery, jest, or play: treated our interests as sport.

    A joking mood or attitude: She made the remark in sport.

    One known for the manner of one's acceptance of rules, especially of a game, or of a difficult situation: a poor sport.

    Informal. One who accepts rules or difficult situations well.

    Informal. A pleasant companion: was a real sport during the trip.

    Informal.
    A person who lives a jolly, extravagant life.

    A gambler at sporting events.

    Biology. An organism that shows a marked change from the normal type or parent stock, typically as a result of mutation.

    Maine. See summercater. See Regional Note at summercater.

    Obsolete. Amorous dalliance; lovemaking.

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  153. Old standard for a "sport" by clintp · · Score: 1

    Any "sport" that you can drink beer while playing is not a sport. This eliminates darts, poker, rec league softball, bowling, golf, horseshoes, bocci, billiards, and, yes, math.

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    1. Re:Old standard for a "sport" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ever tried attending to math competitions with a hangover?
      It's not that funny. Yes, math should therefore be considered a sport.

  154. One of my criteria for sporthood: by BitwizeGHC · · Score: 1

    If you practice it, do you still get wedgies from the jocks?

    If so, it's probably not a sport.

    Math doesn't pass muster. Speaking as a former high school math team member.

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  155. Chess..BOXING! by PunkXRock · · Score: 2, Funny
    I dunno how many people wind up reading the actual articles (I don't always), but I think it's clear not everyone here did, or there would be a lot more comments on this:
    What, for instance, does he mean by "the skill"? All but the most primal sports demand multiple skills, some physical, some not. Maybe one should take 2) to mean "at least one of the skills relevant to the game is physical." In that case, chess boxing, in which competitors engage in pugilism and speed chess in alternate rounds, makes the cut.
    Chess...BOXING! That is absolutely the best thing I have heard all day. Check it out at www.wcbo.org. Is chessboxing a sport? You decide.
  156. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the same way that the spelling bee is a sport, and the debate society is a team sport.

    On your marks!
    Get set!
    Debate!

  157. Triathelon by ch-chuck · · Score: 1

    maybe if you combine it with two other sports - swim 500 yards, solve a diffferential equation, then pick up a rifle and hit a target.

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  158. If math is a sport... by BigJimSlade · · Score: 1

    I propose that the first Mathletic games be held in Mathens, Greece

    <ducks/>

  159. Abusing math nerds by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    > But: I am a math nerd, and have never beaten anyone up (including myself or any another math nerd).

    That depends on whether self abuse counts as beating up...

  160. the real reason to be on the math team... by chrismtb · · Score: 1

    free donuts!

    Truthfully, I really did enjoy math meets back in high school, free donuts (or sometimes pizza) were just an added benefit. And besides, there aren't that many clubs that look better than math team on your transcript when you apply to a technical college.

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    1. Re:the real reason to be on the math team... by YouHaveSnail · · Score: 1

      free donuts!

      Maybe that was the best reason to be on the math team in your high school. In mine, the best reason was... ...the girls.

    2. Re:the real reason to be on the math team... by mdfst13 · · Score: 1

      Even more fun is stealing the food so that you could eat it on the bus trip back. For some reason, they never seemed to invest in worthwhile security at these things.

      I was recruited by Stanford because of my participation in math competitions (in particular, the first two qualification exams for the International Mathematical Olympiad: the AHSME and the AIME). They're not entirely useless.

  161. if it walks like a duck by zors · · Score: 1

    I would have to say that what makes a sport a sport is that the people who do it consider it a sport. Take cheerleading for example, for a football game, its not much of a sport, but if performed against other squads as a sport, it becomes one. Similar to musical groups like competitive bands or drum and bugle corps. Sport is more about spirit than about a textbook definition. If you think about it, this holds true for running, throwing, swimming, lifting and any other sport where competition is not part of the actual event, like say baseball or basketball, or any team sport really.

  162. Godel's theorum by mysterious_mark · · Score: 1

    Math can be a sport according to Godel's incompleteness theorum, which states that no sport can be both consistent and complete. Mark

  163. Ursine.ca Poll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:Ursine.ca Poll by name773 · · Score: 1

      heh, i was the second vote :)

  164. Are you ... ::pant:: ... kidding??! ::gasp:: by Ayanami+Rei · · Score: 1

    ::sweating and gasping for breath::

    Factoring large composite numbers takes forever if you have an abacus the size of your front yard... ::whew::... I need a drink.

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  165. This same thing comes up in chess... by Garse+Janacek · · Score: 1
    It's a recurring theme in chess circles too -- "Chess is a sport! Chess should be in the Olympics!" I just don't see it happening. Nobody really wants it to, except for a very small subculture that, unless you want to get extremely abstract (i.e. a "sport" is a "competition involving skill"), does not conform to the traditional categories of the Olympics in any way.

    Don't get me wrong, I love chess, and I love math, and it's always great to see both fields get some exposure. But I don't see any reason why they should try to impose themselves on a completely unrelated competition, merely because it's a big international competition and would get them publicity.

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  166. The problems by herovit · · Score: 1

    In case anyone is curious, the problems from the IMO this year. Four and half hours for each set of three:

    Day 1

    Problem 1
    ABC is acute angle triangle with AB not equal to AC. The circle with diameter BC intersects the lines AB and AC respectively at M and N. O is the midpoint of BC. The bisectors of angle BAC and angle MON intersect at R. Prove that the circumcircles of thev triangles BMR and CNR have a common point lying on the line BC.

    Problem 2
    Find all polynomials f with real coefficients such that, for all reals a,b,c such that ab+bc+ca = 0, we have the relation

    f(a-b) + f(b-c) + f(c-a) = 2 f(a+b+c)

    Problem 3
    Define a "hook" to be a figure made up of six unit squares as shown by the &s in the figure below, or any of the figures obtained by rotations and reflections to this figure.
    &&&
    &@&
    &@@
    (@s are just place holders)
    Determine all mxn rectangles that can be covered without gaps and without overlaps with hooks such that no point of a hook covers area outside the rectangle.

    Day 2

    Problem 4
    Let n>=3 be an integer. Let t[1],...,t[n] be positive real numbers such that n^2+1 is greater than (t[1]+...+t[n])(1/t[1]+...+1/t[n]) Show that, for all distinct i,j,k, t[i],t[j],t[k] are the side lengths of a triangle.

    Problem 5
    In a convex quadrilateral ABCD, the diagonal BD bisects neither angle ABC nor angle CDA. A point P lies inside ABCD and satisfies angle PBC = angle DBA and angle PDC = angle BDA. Prove that ABCD are concyclic if and only if AP = CP.

    Problem 6
    A positive integer is alternating if every two consecutive digits in its decimal representation are of different parity. Find all positive integers n such that n has a multiple which is alternating.

    (From Ignacio Larrosa Cañestro on sci.math)

  167. Re:They've already proved it isn't a game: Gö by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The incompleteness proof is a lie.

  168. Summary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Gosh, what a ridiculous question! Here's my 934-word answer..."

  169. On the other hand... by abb3w · · Score: 1

    ...if it was, at least there would be ONE sport where steroid abuse wasn't rampant.

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  170. golf by sewagemaster · · Score: 1

    because of this definition, lot of us like to dispute whether GOLF is actuall a sport. personally I think it's a game, but definately not a sport.

  171. Is Chess a Sport? Go? Backgammon? Bridge? Poker? by mattr · · Score: 1
    caveat I don't play chess

    However competitive chess attracts large numbers of people, has newspaper columns and tv shows. Go is similar and I sometimes watch tv shows in Japan that have a man/woman team who explain all the moves. (The man is the expert, the woman is usually a little less expert but far cuter!) I enjoy it and don't know go to well, it is kind of like watching sumo wrestling but more meditative.. you get a droning rhythm from another invisible man who calls out 20 seconds, 10 seconds, 5 seconds for how much time is left each turn.

    Another data point. In high school I was the youngest member on a team that competed in the American Computer Science League (ACSL) which at the time was a contest between 900 schools. Despite my terrible contribution somehow our team won against the archrival which always won in the past. Anyway I remember very well doin well with kleene stars as if it was a scored goal. And we played "We are the champions" on a big boom box. (Steve Hayes if you are out there write back!) this was 1985 so it must be bigger now. A much better publicized event is the robocon I believe it's called, where tons of highschools build robots to battle each other (in Japan, televised with huge audiences). The winners generally are very talented and undoubtedly go on to get great jobs.

    I see the ACSL now has a website. There seem to be less schools now but the prizes are better.. digital cameras! Also the winners get Microsoft subscriptions which sounds like a booby prize to me. Wouldn't it be nice if they could get some books on Haskell, a copy of mathematica, or (if there is one) a nice open source math-related program?

    IANA Mathematician but a common saying is that a mathematical truth is "discovered", in other words it always existed in a sort of mathematical field that interpenetrates the universe. Math is our window on the universe. One physicist recently is said to have proved that mathematical logic in fact is the basis of the universe.

    But you can have intellectual sports, and there is a mathematical element in most competitions in one way or another. If the word "sport" is a problem then it can be called something else.

    And who knows, the making of universes may even be a sport, to Someone, though I hope not on a level of the punning in this thread. It's all a matter of perspective.

  172. Re:Is Chess a Sport? Go? Backgammon? Bridge? Poker by mattr · · Score: 1

    p.s. I was wrong, it was allstars 83-84 and we were Montclair Kimberley Academy. And it says 38 teams so I think the hundreds number must have been from the pre-finals. I remember now the road trip to get there. If you have a road trip and fans, it must be a sport no? Try your hand at the programming problems..

  173. Takeshi's Castle = MXC by Ralp · · Score: 1

    Just FYI, you fellow Americans out there probably know Takeshi's Castle better as (the dubbed and heavily edited) Most Extreme Elimination Challenge.

    TMYK!

  174. Ding, Ding, Ding, Ding by pikester · · Score: 1

    Yes, this is the winner for the answer. We've all become accustomed to associating physical exertion or physical acuity with sport. However, from a definition point of view, a sport is mearly something that provides a diversion. Basically, if someone is willing to watch it, then it is a sport. So in that vain of thought, if someone is willing to watch me post to slashdot, then posting to slashdot is a sport!

  175. Next on the list: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Spelling B's
    Jigsaw puzzling
    Crosswords
    Hide-n-seek
    Limbo
    Pie Eating

  176. For every sport... by Rii · · Score: 1

    If math is a sport, does that mean AOL is the special olympics?

  177. mental sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Forgot my account name and pass so Anonymous Coward it is ...

    So back in high school, I competed in the AMC and AIME and did well enough (among 200 people in the US) to qualify to take the USAMO (after which would come the MOSP and IMO had I gone further (http://www.unl.edu/amc/)). These contests left me more tired and drained than playing basketball in the same time would.

    Also, our school competed in the regional math league and state math league. Basically, any one of these competitions is as close to a sport as you could get. They all require focus, concentration, mental ability, and even physical ability because if you're tired, you won't do as well. There were awards for teams that placed. There were grudges between teams that would always beat each other. There were the teams that always won, the teams that always lost, the underdogs, etc.. I've always thought of mental activities (math/chess/poker) as sports just because they all have the same elements as physical sports and 2 6-hour games of chess in a day or thinking about a single chess move for 30 minutes is far harder than making a ball go into a hole.

    1. Re:mental sports by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      time to reply to my own comment ...

      And to all the people that were talking about offense/defense in sports and preventing others from scoring. There was a math event during competition called the "2 person" event where basically whoever of the 2-person teams raises their answer in the air first will get the most points (kind of like Jeopardy) so there's one example of preventing others from getting points :)

  178. Nobel prize in golf by G3ckoG33k · · Score: 1

    In another newsgroup there is a discussion: When will we get a Nobel prize in golf?

    1. Re:Nobel prize in golf by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

      The top award for Maths is the Fields Medal, not the Nobel Prize.

    2. Re:Nobel prize in golf by twistedcubic · · Score: 1

      What about the Abel prize?

  179. Why math is NOT a sport by Eric119 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    In order for something to qualify as a sport, there need to be accepted rules in place to determine who wins and loses, or what the participants' scores are. Math itself cannot be "won".

    You can have math competitions, of course. These have rules. But the problem is that there is no accepted standard for how the competition actually works. Different mathematics competitions are very different, (oral vs. written, etc.) If you say math is a sport, there are many different kinds of event you might be considering.

    Mathematics is an area of research. There may be competitions and prizes based on it, but that doesn't make it a sport. Such competitions are just separate games that involve math (or not games at all). You could invent a game that involved throwing rocks. Though the game you invented may be a sport, that doesn't make rocks a sport. (And no, if you name the game "Rocks" it doesn't change anything.)

  180. Re:They've already proved it isn't a game: Gö by deLockloire · · Score: 1

    The formalists thought it was a "game" -- which is to say a formal system interesting mainly because of the relations between various components in the system.

    maths is a game /= formal systems interesting because of the relations between its elements. besides, all systems have this quality, not just formal systems, so this alone wouldn't qualify them as interesting.

    Unfortunately, that was only fun for a little while until Gödel's Incompleteness Proof successfully proved that not all truths of arithmetic could be proved using the rules of arithmetic.

    godel's incompleteness theorem is not just about this. it states that any systems that are complex enough to refer to itself are either inconsistent/contradictory, or contains axioms (i.e., propositions that cannot be deducted/proved from within the system and are accepted without proof). now this has nothing to do with maths (or formal systems) being fun. or if it does, it only added to its fun, as it made people embrace the thitherto much hated paradoxes. paradoxes *are* interesting, they can set the mind to work like few things can. in fact, godel used epimenides's paradox: epimenides was a cretan, and he stated that "all cretans are liars". this was the statement that godel formalized thereby creating the incompleteness theorem.

    So the real question here is "Are all sports games?" If so, and it seems quite reasonable, then quite objectively the answer to "Is mathematics a sport?" is no. (Ok, so only if all games are formal systems...)

    i don't see your logic. this is true, yes: 1) all sports are games 2) all games are formal systems C) maths is a sport (implicit premise: math is a formal system, but i think we'd accept that)

    but the fact that the above conclusion is true doesn't mean that the opposite is true either. check it out: 1) all sports are games ("if so...") 2) not all games are formal systems Conclusion: maths is not a sport.

    there's no way you can draw such a conclusion based on logic (esp. "quite objectively").

    now this would also bring up the question of the definition of "game," which is yet to be created. no soothing definition of game has been created yet (though there're many passable ones). now what is sport? the word derives from "disport." in fact, it was a variant of that word up until modern english. disport literally meant to carry, which suggests that there's an element of physical work involved. later, however, it became to mean to play, or to amuse. so according to etymology, maths can well be a sport.

    but, really, this all comes down to tradition. what people are used to mean under sport. some people now might oppose, but their children might learn the word to include all kind of mental activities as well (not just chess).

  181. Is Math A Cookie? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If math is a cookie, then yes, math is a sport.

  182. turn it around and say ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    turn it around and say "sport is full of math!"
    hours and hours of grueling intgration and
    differantion (analysis), vector geometry, etc ...

  183. correct.. by ivano · · Score: 1
    ...it's not a sport, it's a way of life.

    Ciao

  184. Re: No? by Zx-man · · Score: 1

    So, why do you consider that it isn't a sport? IMHO, tis not having less challeng in it than Chess do, so the question really should be ``What a _sport_ is?''. If it is meant to mean ``a challenge'' || ``a competition'', than math is.

  185. Abolist the word "sport" by Raw+Ostrich · · Score: 1
    Why would we need a gategory like "sports". Lets just call every interesting activity and competition by their precise name like chess, hockey, porn etc...

    What does it matter whether something can be classified as "sport" or not?

  186. Oh, God, I WANT to see Olympic Hide-n-Seek! by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    Just imagine it.

    No, really. Imagine it!


    -FL

  187. Math jocks by Chemisor · · Score: 1

    Can we all be called "math jocks" then?

  188. Sport: military application by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Quite simply, those things we term sports today, were in ancient times contests of military fitness. For that reason, shooting weapons fit right in with javelins (Shaka), running (achilles), swimming and sailing (piracy), wrestling, boxing, fencing, and so on.

    In a way, the Olympics of ancient Greece may have been a way to test military prowess without the waste of needless war. Of course, with the sports in those times, there was no problem with cheating and doping, much less the joke of professional/amature status. Not because they didn't do it -- they did -- but all's fair in war, as they say, and all was fair in the ancient Olympics as well. And being military, yes, sometimes people did get killed.

    The bit about fair sportsmanship, amature status, and so on, was a way that the British lords who began the more modern olympics, could compete and do well without being the actual best. The best fighters, runners, and boxers, of course, did it for money. They still do.

    So is math a sport? As soon as doing quick math can be shown to be an advantage in battle, I'll agree that it is. Mortar marksmanship (complete with tracers), for example, might be a valid use.

    Until then, I'd say no. Math is just a fun competition.

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  189. Here's one by MickLinux · · Score: 1

    Okay, a man goes big game hunting in Africa with a fine pointer dog and a guide -- but he doesn't get a single lion. Indeed, he never even sees a lion. Why not?

    Well, as anyone learns in Geometry class, it takes to points to determine a lion.

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    Bonus jokes, not related to big game hunting:
    Prove that the integral of d[cabin]/(cabin) is [houseboat].

    Also, what do you get when you cross a pointer with a mountain climber? [You can't do it. A pointer is clearly a vector, but a mountain climber is a scalar. Cross product requires 2 vectors]

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  190. If it doesn't make you hurt and sweat. . . by Fantastic+Lad · · Score: 1
    The Greeks were all about spear-throwing, running around real fast and beating the shit out of each other. War and physical prowess. The contests were devised to give an outlet and increase the popularity of this kind of thing.

    Meanwhile, the generals can sit back and point, "That one. Put him on my team. He'll probably kill a few before going down himself."

    Thinkers don't put themselves in the line of fire because they know how to THINK.


    -FL

  191. my conceit for the day by Kwantus · · Score: 1

    No, it's an art. Science tries to figure out how the world works by forming hypotheses and testing them with experiment. Maths never worries about the real world in that way; it's a creative, abstract activity, takes considerable discipline to master, with its own idea of beauty. Its only distinguishing feature among the arts is a strict notion of correctness (again, based in reason not experiment), although one could simply make it an indispensible part of beauty.

    Disclaimer: My degree is maths, so I have some vague idea what I'm talking about =p

  192. Nobel Prize for Mathematics? by gmrath · · Score: 1

    Hummmm . . . Nobel Prize for mathematics? How about the Fields Medal? Try Google => almaz.com/nobel/why_no_math.html.

  193. PS by Kwantus · · Score: 1

    As for whether math is a sport: I don't think so, myself. But under Suits' criteria, organ playing is a sport.

  194. Mathletes? Up yours, mathhole by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    I couldn't agree more. Frankly there is way too much crap in the olympics now anyway, and its original idea (to find out who the biggest beefcake was) has been entirely lost by the fact that entrants compete only in one sport.

    But aside from the specialty competitors, the real problem with the olympics is all the bullshit that is scored subjectively. Figure skating? Synchonized swimming? Both of these should be scored based on computer analysis or not included in the olympics at all. If you are not working toward a concrete metric, and the opinions of the judges based on the costumes, your lighting, and how many cups of coffee they have had that day can all effect your score, then it is not a sport, it is an art.

    The olympics is already fucked up. Let's not fuck it up worse. It's supposed to be a celebration and comparison of physical prowess. The nerds can have their own olympics.

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  195. No cheerleaders by Jim+Hall · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I was on the Math Team in high school ... and I was Team Captain my senior year. That year, I came to the conclusion that since Math Team got the same letter jacket patches as the athletic activities, and since we were representing our team competitively against other schools just like the athletic teams, we should get the same "benefits" as the athletic teams. The first benefit we asked for - we needed to have cheerleaders.

    Request was denied. :-(

    We decided not to ask for the pep rally. :-)

  196. Sport serves no purpose except exercise? by pjt33 · · Score: 1

    Team-building? Communication skills? Improved co-ordination?

    1. Re:Sport serves no purpose except exercise? by name773 · · Score: 1

      all of which can be achieved through methods with meaningful ends... perhaps even the precise type of communication, teamwork, or coordination desired.

      but yeah, sports are a good alternative if you want lee way for mistakes... i know i would :)

  197. Would it be shown on Fox? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it doesn't make good television, then certainly the answer is a big fat resounding NO.

  198. Math is an ART not a sport by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Math is an ART form...not a sport

  199. Re:Sport: military application by wwest4 · · Score: 1

    Does basketball have a military application, any more than synchronized swimming does?

    I think the definition of sport has changed a bit since the ancient Greeks were around.

  200. I got a letter for being a Mathlete in high school by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wore it on my high school jacket with pride. Seriously!

    Now that I think of it, I wonder why I never got beaten to a pulp for being such a dork.

    - a.c.

  201. He by pommiekiwifruit · · Score: 1

    At one of my schools we had award ceremonies for each subject every 6 weeks or so... and the certificates for French (for example) were handed out by the French Ambassador (well, his kids did go to school there). That's one way to encourage schoolwork I guess.

  202. Sliders! by Thimble · · Score: 1

    Anybody remember that Sliders episode (Eggheads) where Quinn ended up in a world where intellectualism is the main sport?

    I think it articulates the argument perfectly: a sport is a sport when enough people agree that its a sport.

    A sport is an olympic sport if the IOC agrees that its a sport.

    The definitions are always arbitrary.

  203. Ignore... by Webs+101 · · Score: 0

    Math is not a sport. Neither is sig testing.

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  204. Recognition by SilentJ_PDX · · Score: 1

    Was I a participant in math/science/mind olympics? Yes.

    Did I miss the recognition that sports start received? Yes.

    But in the end, I was having a blast, my parents and friends (loads of geeks... some girls) thought it was cool, and the recognition I did get was worth it.

    Long-term, the recognition I get is that I have a well-paid job that I enjoy. My school was one of the best schools in the state for sports and I don't know a single athlete that made it in sports...