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What's the Point of IT Certifications?

erica_ann asks: "Fact: You can have the knowledge without having to pay to be Certified when it comes to computers. Another fact: Just because you have the certification does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who is not certified. You might just be good at taking tests. So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?" "I have had this conversation with many friends and co workers. One thing I like out of all the conversations is getting more than just one point of view. I know my standpoint on it. I rambled on it for quite a while. But, what I would like to ask of everyone on Slashdot, is what is your opinion? Do you have certifications? Was it worth getting certified? How do employers, employees and management feel about them? Do you pay for them? Does the company pay for them? Is it worth being certified if you do not get a pay raise for it? What certifications bring more than others? Are specialized more employable than general certifications?

I think many people would benefit from hearing more than one side of the controversy. Maybe it will encourage more employers to reward for certifications. Maybe it will help the next person attain the career he or she wants. Is there such thing as being TOO certified for a job?

Or is the whole idea of getting alphabet soup behind your name just certifiably insane?"

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  1. What would the little kid say? by nokilli · · Score: 5, Funny

    Do not try to understand the point -- that's impossible. Instead, only try to realize the truth.

    What truth?

    There is no point.
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    You didn't know.

    1. Re:What would the little kid say? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 5, Funny

      How about IT certification is an attempt to create a barrier to entry in order to create scarcity and subsequently higher wages and professional prestige (i.e. chicks).

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    2. Re:What would the little kid say? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Your point is valid, but we have to expand it a little further.

      The point is that certification has become dissociated from the actual abilities, and hence, the evaluation becomes useless.

      I guess that a real evaluation could only come with actual work experience. An interesting idea would be to replace *one* single certification with many certifications on desired areas of knowledge - i.e. SQL, .NET, Linux administration, etc.

      IT has become too broad to be evaluated in a single test.

    3. Re:What would the little kid say? by nite_warrior · · Score: 1

      "No. No point. Old men like me don't bother with making points. There's no point. "
        --- Councillor Harmann, the Matrix Reloaded

    4. Re:What would the little kid say? by jedidiah · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You make this stuff sound like a law license when all it really is is a few vendor supplied multiple guess exams. That's not much of a barrier really. Just cram for the things like you did in college or high school.

                Barrier removed.

      --JEDIDIAH OCP,SCSA

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    5. Re:What would the little kid say? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Oooo, yea, replace one 500 dollar test with MANY 500 dollar tests! Easy profit for the testing companies, but does it benefit anyone else? No.

      Anyway, that's pretty much how they do it anyway, except you'll find that there are many levels of certification, so you can get 4 or 5 different .Net or Linux certifications.

      The whole idea of certifications is flawed, because the testing companies have a stake in putting as many people through their classes as possible. Theoretically they get paid the same if someone bombs the test, but that person goes back and tells all his friends that he just dropped 3000 on a whole lotta nothing, and they all cancel their classes with that company.

      I had a guy ask me once if I was A+ certified, and I replied, "No, but I've taught A+ certification classes." It blew his mind. How could I ever have learned enough to teach such a mind-stretching class without actually getting certified? Whereas I was still reeling from the fact that someone would ask that question to an applicant for a mid-level solaris administration job.

      The bottom line is, HR loves because it gives them an easy metric to measure candidates. And the testing companies love it because its a big business. And IT professionals buy into it because its a hell of a lot easier than trying to convey a complex skillset to someone who doesn't understand, doesn't want to understand, and couldn't really give a damn on top of it all.

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    6. Re:What would the little kid say? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Insightful


      few vendor supplied multiple guess exams.

      There's the problem in a nutshell - the certification is a way for competing authorities to milk money out of people, and worse, if the model takes off amongst employers, then it will become a compulsory way to milk money out of people because independent learning will not be recognized.

      The Open Source community should start a project to establish a set of knowledge that must be demonstrated in order to acquire certain levels and areas of certification. There's no better way to make sure that the knowledge is up to date and comprehensive.

      That way, the accrediting bodies are little more than employed examiners who confirm that the applicant does indeed possess the knowledge on the checklist. This pulls the rug out from under any "educational" bodies that want to establish their own de facto certification scheme that they have a monopoly on.

      I'd be happy to help with organizing / co-ordinating such an effort, though I lack the skills to deal with the knowledge itself in most areas.

      Maybe we should look at beginning something like this. There is enough documentation out there for all this - it just has to be turned into a exam-style and gradeable format

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    7. Re:What would the little kid say? by tambo · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The point is that certification has become dissociated from the actual abilities, and hence, the evaluation becomes useless.

      It's not nearly as dissociated as the OP suggested. You can't pass an XML web services exam unless you know something about XML web services. A passing score doesn't guarantee expertise, but it does indicate a minimum level of competence.

      Generally: Certifications are hoops. They have the same purpose as any other career hoop: jumping through them demonstrates that you're more motivated than your competitors who don't jump through them. As a job candidate, you can consider it a safety measure: you might get rejected for not having it, but you probably won't get rejected for having it.

      IT has become too broad to be evaluated in a single test.

      It's rarely a single test. Exams are pretty specific to a particular topic: web services, domain administration, configuring BizTalk server, etc. Even the A+ cert, which is pretty superficial, has one part for "hardware" and one for "software."

      - David Stein

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    8. Re:What would the little kid say? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I think that you hit the nail on the head. The value of most certifications begins and ends in the HR department.

      My previous employer pushed for certifications. I observed that the worst project managers were PMP certified, the least infrastructure savvy admins were MS certified...

      If I am hiring a person, I want to know their ability to solve problems. I would not trust an HR department to ask the right sort of questions to determine that.

      In one interview I conducted a person explain at length the previous 3 projects they had led that never made it to production. He was very proud of the 18 months and thousands of pages of training materials that the customer never deployed. I understand that sometimes projects go south, but this guy started his career on the Titanic and more recently move from sea to air in the Hindenburg ....

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    9. Re:What would the little kid say? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Hell. I was just trying to help you guys out. Higher barriers to entry, creates a more valuable employee for the company. (Higher pay, security, chicks)

      If all it takes to get IT certification is a number 2 pencil, then I can understand why there is apathy towards certification.

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    10. Re:What would the little kid say? by hector_uk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      i hold CCNA, IT essentials 2 am an apple certified technician, and i dont know jack, gets me jobs though.

    11. Re:What would the little kid say? by einhverfr · · Score: 1

      As someone who holds *many* certifications
      (MCSE, MCSA, A+, Network+, Inet+, Server+, LPIC-2, and more) I completely agree with your assessment. Some certification exams are good exams (A+, LPI-101, IIS4).... But most are not.

      People still look at my certification list instead of my projects list, which baffles me. (My project is much longer and IMO much more impressive than my certification list). But oh well....

      As I pointed out on another thread, HR is supposed to do things like recruiting, and talent retention, but often they are reduced to glorified resume screeners and a sort of a quasi-judiciary. In these roles often they do more harm than good.

      HR has a place and could be a great asset to any company, but they often put the cart before the horse and make the HR department do things that quite frankly they are not qualified for.

      So.... That is why certifications are valuable. They are supposed to reduce a skillset to something HR resume screeners can understand.

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    12. Re:What would the little kid say? by exKingZog · · Score: 2, Interesting

      In our place, a senior IT guy (sometimes myself, sometimes my colleague) always sits in on any tech interviews; we ask the technical questions, the HR woman asks the standard HR questions, then we compare notes - and IT can veto HR's decision.

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    13. Re:What would the little kid say? by jacem · · Score: 2, Interesting

      The real problem is what do you do when the HR department starts demanding things like an MSCE in Solarus and or an MSCA in Linux. Yes I have been asked for these

      The worst thing that M$ did to all of us was change thier product nameing scheem. At least befor XP came out we could all laugh in the face of a recuiter that wnated 10 years windows 2000 experence.


      JACEM

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    14. Re:What would the little kid say? by B'Trey · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You might be able to cram your way through the CCNA without really having a clue but I doubt it. There's too many simulations and troubleshooting questions, where you have to understand the fundamentals of IP in order to figure out why a setup isn't working. But CCNA is an entry level certification. I guarantee you that you will NOT cram your way through a CCIE certification.

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    15. Re:What would the little kid say? by jedidiah · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Being forced to actually know a little something about the profession that you are being asked to practice is hardly a "barrier to entry".

      Even the CCIE is nothing to be impressed by compared to a legal, medical or engineering license.

      People that think that even Novell certs are an attempt at Guildsmenship need to get out of their cubicles and venture forth into the outside world a bit.

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    16. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Linux HAS an "Open Source" certification. They are from the Linux Professional Institute (LPI). LPI does not cost $500, has a community based development model, does not make money on training or books (though we do endorse ones that teach our objectives). In fact, we want you to come and help us update our objectives right now at https://group.lpi.org/cgi-bin/publicwiki/view/Exam dev/ObjectivesReview We want to create tests that don't suck. Here is your chance to put your money where your mouth is about how to do a certification test right. Your input is sought after to help us do this. Contact info@lpi.org if you wish to contribute.

    17. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wanna bet? Lots of paper CCIE's out there. Cisco recently dumbed down the lab portion, making it quite possible to get your butt into a two week cram class and then pass the lab. Yes, you have to sharp to do it and probably have some experience, but the CCIE is not what it once was.

      Actually, I have personally met one person who had no experience and passed the CCIE (albeit after six months of studying).

      The CCIE is simply harder and more expensive than all other certifiations. But it is possible to cram your way through it.

    18. Re:What would the little kid say? by StarvingSE · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a barrier to entry when the tests cost hundreds of dollars to take. I personally refuse to spend money on these exams because I am doing the college thing. The hard thing is that I go for an interview and they don't care about what degrees I have in computer science or that I am working on a masters degree in the subject. If I'm applying for a java programming position and I am not Java certified, I get shown the door...

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    19. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had a guy ask me once if I was A+ certified, and I replied, "No, but I've taught A+ certification classes." It blew his mind.

      Garbage In = Garbage Out
      Blind leading the Blind

    20. Re:What would the little kid say? by goof21 · · Score: 1

      I noticed you said jobs.. as in, plural.. you think you'd notice less turnover if you actually knew what you were certified for?

    21. Re:What would the little kid say? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately many companies I have worked for let HR do the screening so you never see the guy who can do everything but never took the time to take a cert vs the guy who does nothing but take certs to pad his resume. It's the preliminary screening based on certs that is the problem.

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    22. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have certs in SCO and IRIX plus years of experience in both environments, I also have several years of experience in Linux and HPUX. Two and 1/2 years ago I was laid off and it took a year to find a new position. The new job came after I decided to bite the bullet and get a MCSE. Its funny because all I did to pass was memorize practice tests from Test King, but I was told after I was hired that I would not have been considered if I did not have a MCSE. Remember when you are applying for a job its not what you know, its what the people who are interviewing you think you know.

    23. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We have two different interviews. The perspective candidates are combed through by both HR and IT. HR is first with a set of general employment questions and situation kind of tech related questions but more for the general population. If they make it past HR, an interview is scheduled with the IT department. The IT department makes the decision if they get hired or not based on the results of our own interviews. Bascially the IT department does not even see anyone that the HR deparment has not already cleared as an acceptable candidate.

    24. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try learning how to write. That might help you out.

    25. Re:What would the little kid say? by Miguelito · · Score: 5, Interesting

      How about IT certification is an attempt to create a barrier to entry in order to create scarcity and subsequently higher wages and professional prestige (i.e. chicks).

      Bwah ha ha... what a laugh. As someone that is an admin, and interviews people for positions now and then, I can tell you that I (and everyone else in our group that interviews as well) see(s) certs as useless. Far too many people have gone to those quickie schools like MicroSkills and just learned how to pass a cert test without actually understanding the underlying technology.

      In fact, if someone really stresses their certs in the resume and/or while talking.. that tends to be a big negative. You can talk to your knowledge, telling me you have a cert isn't the answer to the question, and yes.. people have done that.

      It's actually almost scary how hard it is to find really good admins now. Putting up a job opening will result in tons of responses, but 99% of them seem to be people who think that since they were able to install Fedora at home, they're qualified to be a sysadmin.

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    26. Re:What would the little kid say? by ghukov · · Score: 0

      same goes for Red Hat certification. Multiple choice only accounts for like 40% of the whole certification. The rest is hands on labs, where they either break the machine and you fix it, or you have to configure something from scratch.

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    27. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      jumping through them demonstrates that you're more motivated than your competitors who don't jump through them.

      I am not sure if it is correct to say that one is more motivated because they are certified. Taking a boot camp course for a week and getting a certificate shows less motivation than someone who took the time to actually sit down and gain expertise on something.

    28. Re:What would the little kid say? by ahaning · · Score: 2, Funny

      What you and Mr. Jobs do behind closed doors is of no interest to us. Thanks.

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    29. Re:What would the little kid say? by B'Trey · · Score: 1

      Six months of studying isn't cramming. It's self teaching. Cramming is rote memorization, without understanding. I don't put the confidence factor particularly high for an Anonymous Coward on /., but even if you're telling the truth, you're not talking about cramming.

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    30. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is alot like it is where i work also. HR gets the resumes and passes them to the IT department. IT then deciedes if they want to give the person an interview or not. When it comes to the actual interview. HR will start by giving the first interview and ask basic question. After that if they think the person is ok to have working at the company then they call in IT and they give the second interview asking technicial questions related to the position. After IT is done, HR goes back in for a post interview "chat" to discuss pay and a few other small things and have you sign a few forms to be able to do a background check and stuff like that.

      If IT doesn't like the person then they are not hired, if they like them, then the checks are done and they are extended an offer.

    31. Re:What would the little kid say? by GabeK · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The Open Source community should start a project to establish a set of knowledge that must be demonstrated in order to acquire certain levels and areas of certification. There's no better way to make sure that the knowledge is up to date and comprehensive. Doesn't that sound just like a certification exam? I understand that good intentions of such a thing, but roots for the original certifications had similar good intentions, they just got mucked up and corporatized later on.

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    32. Re:What would the little kid say? by GabeK · · Score: 1

      The Open Source community should start a project to establish a set of knowledge that must be demonstrated in order to acquire certain levels and areas of certification. There's no better way to make sure that the knowledge is up to date and comprehensive. Doesn't that sound just like a certification exam? I understand the good intentions of such a thing, but roots for the original certifications had similar good intentions, they just got mucked up and corporatized later on. The best way, although least efficient, to evaluate a current or potential employee is to observe them in their field or question them very directly about their skills. Regurgitation is a long ways away from demonstration, but in the right situation it should be easy to tell the difference.

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    33. Re:What would the little kid say? by JWW · · Score: 1

      The only problem is that IT cerifications aren't the medical boards or the bar. They're a trivial imitation. If some entry qualifications were required maybe they'd mean something. I've always viewed them as excuses to dumb down the requirements level for IT jobs such as to make them not require advanced degrees for positions.

      Even engineering licensing is much more rigorous than any of these IT Certificates, but businness has frowned so much on the apprenticeship and work necessary to get licensed that in many fields (including almost anything computer related) most of the engineers aren't licensed.

      Most of ITs certificates are a scam.

      Note, I'm not saying that trainging isn't important, it is, but certification in IT today is just a piece of paper.

    34. Re:What would the little kid say? by exKingZog · · Score: 1

      Benefits of working for a small company in my case (3 IT staff, 1 HR woman). Plus the bosses got really burned the last time they hired an IT guy without consulting us (suffice to say we're still cleaning up his legacy).

      Personally I'd like some certs, because I have no formal CS or IT qualifications (an amateur who fell into IT and learned it on the job), and it'd be nice to have on the resume for - as you say - getting through pre-screening tests. One thing I would say is that if you're not working in an IT-related industry, bosses will not give you pay rises for IT qualifications because they don't understand them. I could take as many as I want at my current place without getting a raise, whereas a Planning Supervisor could take a NEBOSH (construction industry) exam and get an instant £2k rise.

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    35. Re:What would the little kid say? by h4rm0ny · · Score: 3, Interesting


      Fundamental difference - The current certification is (a) proprietary and (b) varying from organization to organization. What this means is that the certification industry goes into lock-down with a few (or one) major vendors being sole suppliers of that certification that says your worth employing. This has all the potential for price-hiking and standards distortion you would expect.

      A community maintained certification would mean a much lower barrier of entry to independent groups keeping prices sane, better maintained standards of excellence, possibly even making certification mean something,

      Because assessment would no longer be tied to the course (which it currently is because its the same people who want to sell you both), people like myself who already know a Hell of a lot and don't want to have to fork out money for a course I don't want will simply go and get their accreditation for much less.

      Winners all round, especially the employers.

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    36. Re:What would the little kid say? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 4, Informative

      This seems like a similar idea to HAM Radio examinations. You pay a very teeny testing fee of a couple bucks and people who've received a particular level of qualification can host the tests, though a minimum of two people is required IIRC.

      What I'm worried about with the current scheme is that I'll spend $7k+/semester on tuition and get my nice BS in computer science and then have to fork out another few k in redundant certifications. There are guys ive worked with that have had to do just that.

      I'm all for a HAM Radio Exam style setup with some sort of self-moderated body with partial governmental/other oversight.

    37. Re:What would the little kid say? by boyfaceddog · · Score: 1

      Wow! More motivated than your competitors who don't jump through (the hoops). And to think I've been wasting my time just reading the manuals, researching different approches to problems, and trying out solutions in a controled manner. Boy, did you straighten me out. No more of that "science" stuff for me.

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    38. Re:What would the little kid say? by jacem · · Score: 1

      Being forced to actually know a little something about the profession that you are being asked to practice is hardly a "barrier to entry".

      Yes it is it keeps the people who don't know what they are doing out.

      JACEM

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    39. Re:What would the little kid say? by HTTP+Error+403+403.9 · · Score: 1
      Bwah ha ha... what a laugh. As someone that is an admin, and interviews people for positions now and then, I can tell you that I (and everyone else in our group that interviews as well) see(s) certs as useless. Far too many people have gone to those quickie schools like MicroSkills and just learned how to pass a cert test without actually understanding the underlying technology.

      In fact, if someone really stresses their certs in the resume and/or while talking.. that tends to be a big negative. You can talk to your knowledge, telling me you have a cert isn't the answer to the question, and yes.. people have done that.

      It's actually almost scary how hard it is to find really good admins now. Putting up a job opening will result in tons of responses, but 99% of them seem to be people who think that since they were able to install Fedora at home, they're qualified to be a sysadmin.

      I agree, IT certification as it stands is not a very good representation of one's skills. FWIW, I did write, "IT certification is an attempt to create a barrier to entry." I imagine as the industry further matures and becomes institutionalized, a formal system to recognize and certify qualified professionals will emerge. This will allow employers to find competent employees and employees to accurately showcase one's skills.
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    40. Re:What would the little kid say? by elohim · · Score: 1

      have you taken medical boards? i have, and they are pretty trivial. board scores do, however, get you into competetive specialties. they are often used as a screening tool by residency programs: applicants with board scores under a cut off aren't even looked at. the thinking appears to be that a high board score reflects an ability to rapidly absorb a large amount of information, which is what happens with postgraduate medical training. 3 years to learn enough dermatology or ophthalmology to be an independent physician? that is the reality, no matter how silly it sounds.

    41. Re:What would the little kid say? by default+luser · · Score: 1

      There's the problem in a nutshell - the certification is a way for competing authorities to milk money out of people, and worse, if the model takes off amongst employers, then it will become a compulsory way to milk money out of people because independent learning will not be recognized.

      I thought they called that College.

      Just try getting past the HR monkey without at least a BS, I dare ya.

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    42. Re:What would the little kid say? by 42.5 · · Score: 1

      As a hiring IT manager I never look at certifications except PMI. If I see tech certifications I read "wastes time".

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    43. Re:What would the little kid say? by trygstad · · Score: 1

      An even better alternative is what I am a part of: a DEGREE in IT, which ensures that you have at least basic competence in a broad range of IT skills (in our program we include 1) hardware and operating systems; 2) networking; 3) HTML & Web design; 4) data management and database; and 5) programming). Everyone in the program, undergraduate or graduate, must demonstrate competence in in these areas. Graduate students then go on to take 21 hours more in IT technical and IT management disciplines. Undergraduates complete two hardware and operating systems courses including A+ and basic UNIX & shell scripting; both an introductory networking course and a system and network security course; one course in HTML & Web design; one course in database theory and practical application using Access; and three courses in programming in both C++ and Java. Additionally all undergrads take IT Project Management and 18 hours (six courses) of IT electives. Testing? Trust me, before you get the degree, you've been tested! Certifications? Most courses in our program that relate to a certification are taught to cover all the elements of the certification plus much more. CompTIA (A+, Network+, Linux+, iNet+, Project+), Sun and Oracle are just a few of the curricula we incorporate. And all of our courses that include hands-on, practical curricula also teach the underlying theory so there is a solid base of understanding to build on as the technology evolves. This is not an ad: I just want to point out the potential value of a degree in IT as opposed to mere certifications. (Particulary a degree from a real university and not just a for-profit diploma mill.)

    44. Re:What would the little kid say? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      FWIW, I did write, "IT certification is an attempt to create a barrier to entry."

      Admittedly I missed the "attempt" in there. But, I still think that's wrong.

      A barrier it entry is something that the people in the line of work will help to create in order to do just like you said.. make them artificially more valuable. I don't know of any sysadmins that really buy into these certs, nor were they created by real sysadmins. These are tests that were created by companies like RedHat or Suse/Novell (which only cert against their product rather then the underlying unix-like OS of course), and schools or "professional groups" that seem to be mostly manned by non-professionals. The last certs I was offered were from IDG and such.. the magazine publisher and expo backers.

      When looking for a new sysadmin, I could care less if Redhat says they're certified, I want to give them real-world problems and see how they handle them. Then I'll know if they truly understand what they're doing and are a fit for the job.

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    45. Re:What would the little kid say? by adam.mech09 · · Score: 1

      As an engineering student on his way to getting my license, I wholeheartedly agree. The IT personel in my company know what they are doing enough to keep the network rolling, but have in the past made extremely simple mistakes that my 13 year old cousin knows not to, ie mistaking a "net send" message from one user to another as a virus, and shutting down the system for a day to "ensure security".

    46. Re:What would the little kid say? by pmc · · Score: 1

      Sigh.

      Ok - I'm a recruiter for a company who can make the decision about getting you in for an interview for a job (I am actually, but that's beside the point). Your CV lands on my desk. What am I going to use as an objective measure of your quality?

      Lets see - would that be certifications? That is all they are - a ticket for an interview. Once you actually get in front of the interviewer then you can impress them with your scientific approach and controlled experimentation.

      Other things can stand in leiu - length of experience, making your project work sound compelling - but if you are in a field where there is a standard cert then you'd be a mug not to get it.

      One of the things that I was asked when I applied for my current job was "What made you get an MCSE?", to which my answer was "I knew I'd be applying for jobs so I went and got it."

    47. Re:What would the little kid say? by lusid1 · · Score: 1

      --"but you probably won't get rejected for having it."

      It happens. I few years back, while trying to fill a position, we through out all the MCSEs on the first round, along with the H1B hopefulls and the folks from out of state. At that point, I had never met an MCSE that could admin his way out of a paper bag.

      I've since met 1 (only 1), but the exception proves the rule.

    48. Re:What would the little kid say? by shamer · · Score: 1

      off topic reply, just loved the SIG. unable to allocate blue LMAO

    49. Re:What would the little kid say? by MayonakaHa · · Score: 1

      Hard but can be done. I did it by literally going past the HR monkey and speaking directly to the manager. Given I still don't have the job yet but that's just because they're not done with the interviews. Of course it helps if you have someone who knows you in the job already. But like I said, the way to do it is go above the head of HR if you can and impress the super/manager with your knowledge. I might end up getting this network security job without a BS or even an AAS and no certs in anything.

    50. Re:What would the little kid say? by hector_uk · · Score: 1

      >_>, you and your smutty mind, I'm 17 (my birthday yesterday :D) and in education do i get odd jobs in school holidays covering for people and doing free lance stuff, hence the plural.

    51. Re:What would the little kid say? by MilwaukeeDan · · Score: 1

      Training is the key word. I work for a company where the word training is sit down, shut up, and start working. I have been with the same company for 4 years and got Certified in A+ and Network + within the first year of work thinking the company would advance or award me with a pay raise. Neither happened. So I have taken on the new approach of getting more Ceritifications to get a new job.

    52. Re:What would the little kid say? by DaveHowe · · Score: 1

      Bwah ha ha... what a laugh. As someone that is an admin, and interviews people for positions now and then, I can tell you that I (and everyone else in our group that interviews as well) see(s) certs as useless. Far too many people have gone to those quickie schools like MicroSkills and just learned how to pass a cert test without actually understanding the underlying technology.
      Unfortunately - while you know that, and I know that, you will find almost all HR departments think Certifications are worth more than experience - I am jobhunting right now, and I have lost track of how many jobs HR departments had specified MCSEs for.... even for a primarily unix based role. I have about a decade of experience as a mixed-os admin, multiple flavours of unix, linux, windows, novell - but I can't even be considered for a job I have done for that time as I don't have some bit of paper the HR department decided was "ideal" for the role. Add to that the Recruiting Agency firewall, and you find you won't ever (as an interviewer) even *see* CVs that don't have the bits of paper your HR department specified, as the recruiter seems to believe he earns his commission by filtering out all the people with experience but not cookie-cutter certifications....

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    53. Re:What would the little kid say? by ooze · · Score: 1

      In our company there are loads of people with certificates, and managers really like them. It's actually company policy to get a certain amount of certificates. The walls are plastered withg them.

      But whenever something real needs to be done or evaluation, all people always go to the 3 guys that have no single certificate and never actually bothered to get one(one of them being me). Whenever a new project starts, and they need a team, they first always look for one or more of us...

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    54. Re:What would the little kid say? by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      PMI certs are just as bad, I have worked with PMs who had the PMP and knew nothing, or only knew the PMI way to doing things and were not adaptable to the "company" way since by PMI definition it was wrong. As it stands now if you can get someone to sign that you 2000 hours of "management" experience in the last 4 years you can take the exam. The "practice exams" and "prep classes" are ways to suck money from you. PMP's also don't get you much in terms of $$$, last time I worked as a PM I got paid more than the PMP guys because I also had a great deal of technical knowledge so I could not be BS'd by the developers.

    55. Re:What would the little kid say? by dnoyeb · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How about IT certification is an attempt to create a barrier to entry in order to create scarcity and subsequently higher wages and professional prestige (i.e. chicks).

      You have it perfectly backwards. Certifications are a lot easier to get than degrees. This creates less of a barrier and allows more people into the field much more quickly. It serves to reduce wages. I think the quality of the exams seems to also display this point.

    56. Re:What would the little kid say? by triso · · Score: 1
      ...If I'm applying for a java programming position and I am not Java certified, I get shown the door...
      In my opinion "being shown the door" is a good thing. I wouldn't like to work at any company that lets HR do the screening of candidates. Would you?
    57. Re:What would the little kid say? by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      It's actually almost scary how hard it is to find really good admins now. Putting up a job opening will result in tons of responses, but 99% of them seem to be people who think that since they were able to install Fedora at home, they're qualified to be a sysadmin.

      That's why without certifications you aren't likely to get an interview with me. If you have the knowlege, go out and take the exam. It won't prove anything to you, put to third parties who don't know you from Adam, it at least shows that you have some modicum of knowledge. However, if that's all you've got, you won't get past the phone interview.

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    58. Re:What would the little kid say? by exeme · · Score: 1

      Check out the Linux Profesional Institute exams at http://www.lpi.org/, I'm going to undergo the first two (level 1) exams in a few weeks.

    59. Re:What would the little kid say? by chris_mahan · · Score: 1

      I did that.

      The only official diploma/certification I have is the GED.

      Of course, I'm a software developer for a fortune 500.

      All it takes is developing your reading, writing, coding, comprehension, cultural, linguistic, organizational, and networking skills.
      That, and bitching websites.

      If I had $1500 to use on education/career, I'd buy books from O'reilly and Addison Wesley. With another 1500 I'd get a $700 machine and colocate it for a year at $60/mo and put debian+ssh on it, for practicing.

      (why colocated? Because I would be able to configure the machine from scratch, and have it be on the net.)

      In an interview: they ask: Can set up mod_python on apache with postgresql back end? I answer: I have, from scratch, after installing the OS. Let me chow you (then you goto the web site (thus the colo) and demo it, then you go to putty/ssh and log in as root and show them the config). Then you get the job, because the college graduate is still on his $10/mo windows shared hosted account. :)

      The key is to talk to the manager.

      The other key is that you want to be the resume they look at after they've unsuccessfully interviewed the 8 college graduates who can't actullay do the job.

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    60. Re:What would the little kid say? by triso · · Score: 1
      ...The bottom line is, HR loves because it gives them an easy metric to measure candidates. And the testing companies love it because its a big business. And IT professionals buy into it because its a hell of a lot easier than trying to convey a complex skillset to someone who doesn't understand, doesn't want to understand, and couldn't really give a damn on top of it all.
      Any company is free to operate in that manner but I won't be working there. I love it when one of our competitors starts with that shit. Then we know we will crush them in less than a year.
    61. re: What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The truth is that your compensation is determined by the application of the Peter Principle, CIOs and HR droids in particular. They have those letters after their name and so should you.

    62. Re:What would the little kid say? by Pii · · Score: 1
      Wanna bet? Lots of paper CCIE's out there. Cisco recently dumbed down the lab portion, making it quite possible to get your butt into a two week cram class and then pass the lab. Yes, you have to sharp to do it and probably have some experience, but the CCIE is not what it once was.
      Have you passed it? Because I have, and if you think the lab was "dumbed down" when they went from the two day format to the one day format, you're sadly mistaken.

      They took out the troubleshooting section, which everyone that faced it agrees was the "easy" portion of the two day exam. They also eliminated the initial setup portion, which was comprised of applying the IP addresses to all of the equipment in the pod (the other "easy" portion). Most considered each of these sections to be free points.

      They they took all of the configuration tasks that used to be spread out over the first day, and the second morning, and they crammed it all into one day.

      Now it's true that upon completion, some CCIEs are better than others... This is where career experience comes in. Likewise, the CCIE program does not teach any network design principles, so a lot of times, you get a guy that knows how to configure every trick in the book, and builds ridiculously complex, poorly designed, but functioning networks. There are also cases where a person can go from networking neophyte to CCIE in six months, but it takes a lot of work. Some people have the aptitude, and others don't.

      Were I you, I'd stick to commenting on things I'd personally experienced, rather than lobbing your ill-informed opinions around concerning things you don't know anything about.

      Now to answer the original question, is it worth it? I can tell you that with a CCIE and 8 years of experience (even with no college), you qualify as a "Technical Expert" in government contracting, for which the hourly billing rate to the federal government is in the neighborhood of $160/hr, depending on the rates the contractor has negotiated with GSA. You can expect a reasonable portion of that billing rate as salary (Between 50-70%, again, depending on the contractor).

      If you're me, it doesn't take a lot of thinking to determine that it's totally worth it.

      Other IT certifications don't command that same salaries, nor do they convey the same sense of "expertise." Are those certifications worth it? That's a subjective assessment.

      If you're making $30k/yr in IT without any certifications, then I'd say it'd probably be worth your time to get your MCSE, or some other certification. They'll carry you to somewhere between $45k - $60k, maybe more. One of my former co-workers managed to land a $120k/year job with an MCSE and Citrix certification... There's obviously some salesmanship involved, but it is possible.

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    63. Re:What would the little kid say? by Glooty-Us-Maximus · · Score: 1

      I think college can be a very valuable experience. I'm nearly done with my BS in computer science from a UC and it was worth leaving my job as a Unix Sysadmin (albeit a Junior level one) to attend. I learned a ton about the fundamentals of computer science that would have been a lot harder to learn on my own from books, plus it was invaluable to have a knowledgable professor and great TAs on hand that could answer my questions right away and give me guidance. I think even more valuable than the computer science knowledge was that I learned how to study more efficiently and how my brain works. I also learned how to be disciplined and study material I really, really didn't want to be studying, as well as how to attack problems. I think too many people mistake the purpose of college with that of a trade school; it's supposed to teach you the hot languages or skills of the moment. Once you are done, you should be able to pick up new languages and technologies on your own. However, college is just like everything else. You get out what you put into it. I could have easily slacked off and gotten a BS with a ~2->2.5 average and not retained jack. There are many people like that. But I think there are a far greater deal of people with certs that simply memorize answers and still don't know anything. I know several of those as well.

    64. Re:What would the little kid say? by Jorgensen · · Score: 1

      Have a look at the Linux Professionals Institute: http://www.lpi.org/
      At least they are vendor-independent. And their tests are pretty tough too. I know. I've been through a couple of them.

    65. Re:What would the little kid say? by dbIII · · Score: 1
      The bottom line is, HR loves because it gives them an easy metric to measure candidates ... trying to convey a complex skillset to someone who doesn't understand
      It had the bizzare situation not as long ago as you would expect of explaining to a HR person doing tech recruiting how to look at my resume, which was in PDF format. Needless to say he couldn't understand the big words and I didn't get an interview. The doubleplusgood certification may mean nothing but it could get you far enough to get you in to see someone who actually knows why they want to employ you. I've lost count of the HR people who think the MSCE is a real engineering degree - which I suppose was the whole point of it from the viewpoint of MS.
    66. Re:What would the little kid say? by AmberBlackCat · · Score: 1

      These certifications are for HR people who don't know anything about technology. Since they have no way of determining the capability of potential employees, they can use the acronyms to can pick out people who sound like they know something about technology.

    67. Re:What would the little kid say? by joeshmoe554 · · Score: 0

      I understand that IT certifications are a load of crap when it comes to the real world. I have a CCNA and I graduated from high school a year ago. It's not incredibly difficult to get a certification. For me, it has supreme benefits. I'm not old enough to have a degree, or 5 years of experience with these things, but the fact that I have gone through the effort to know something about the material extremely helps me in the job market.

      So I would say they are worthles for the average person, but if you are fresh the business certifications can be your only way in the door.

    68. Re:What would the little kid say? by OneArmedMan · · Score: 1
    69. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, but most jobs also begin and end in the HR department too. So certifications are a fact of life and can't be ignored if you want to eat ;)

    70. Re:What would the little kid say? by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      "This seems like a similar idea to HAM Radio examinations"

      A nit, but the 'ham' in ham radio is not an acronym, it isn't capitalized.

      A.

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    71. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I disagree. I'm a CCNA and I work with a guy who's working as a Network Engineer. He's been working with Cisco about as long as the company has existed and has been working with telecommunications for over 20 years. He recently applied for a different position within the same company (which the company actually encourages) but his application was screened out early because he has no certifications. He's also applied for other positions outside the company (which the company doesn't encourage) and had his application rejected because he doesn't have any certifications. Although he has plenty of experience and is currently working as a network engineer, he's right now studying to get his certifications. This is a contract job, and he knows that he'll need to find something else eventually, even if its applying with a different company who picks up the contract when the current one expires.

    72. Re:What would the little kid say? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1

      I'm aware that it's not an acronym, for some reason though, I don't remember seeing it un-capsed. Oh well. Thanks for the correction.

    73. Re:What would the little kid say? by n0tWorthy · · Score: 1
      Chicks. I don't think so. The three guys I know that paid for Russian wives are now all divorced and paying for or looking after their children.

      If you can't get chicks without money then you will surely get the wrong kind with money.

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    74. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unfortunatly I know quite a few people with certs I would not want handling my computers.

      http://www.braindumps.com/

      You can actualy go out there and 'learn' the tests and not the material. I know people who HAVE done this. It is a real shame. Now someone who actually takes the time to learn the material and can pass some of the tests I wouldnt mind working with.

      However I think certs are just a way to milk money out of people. I figured it out the first time I was about to take a test for one. What do you mean in 2 years its no good anymore? Have I somehow unlearned what happened? At that point it was like 'uh think I shall keep my money'.

      It is a HUGE racket as they are semi meaningless due to the memorized knowledge, very little practical, and very little ablity to apply what you know.

      Now do not get me wrong there are those out there that are wizards that have the certs. Unfortunatly there are WAY more that I am scared have a license to drive...

    75. Re:What would the little kid say? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      you will find almost all HR departments think Certifications are worth more than experience

      If the HR department won't listen to the people looking to hire someone, and filter based on the critera given by said people.. then they're idiots and need to be replaced or straightened out.

      When I'm involved in interviewing, we actually do have them send us a ton of resumes each time, and then go through them to weed out those that don't seem to actually have knowledge/experience that we want. Then we can narrow down other ways (phone screens and/or onsite interviews).

      Like one other poster said too.. you can usually pick out the complete BSers pretty quickly when talking to them, and I find that there're quite a few you can weed out just as quickly looking over the resume. e.g. Someone describes themselves as a "senior enterprise unix admin" who later goes on to describe a job with a total of about 9 unix hosts and maybe 6 months experience, those hosts all installed and configured by someone else... well, you get the idea.

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    76. Re:What would the little kid say? by sumdumass · · Score: 1

      How about more likley a way to count the numers of IT profesionals so they can attract more in an attempt to keep wages lower.

      You hear about it all the time. The number of people in this aging field is dwindling and there will soon be a shortage. Learn now and you can demand you price.

      I think this is more the reasons of certifications. If they were harder and you had to demonstrate you knowledge better i might not have this opinion. As it stands, it apears to be some type of filler program to keep people comming.

    77. Re:What would the little kid say? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      As asenine as that attitude is, I'm glad some people have it. It helps me to decide who I don't want to work for without the hassle of showing up for an interview. A company who uses empty certifications as a significant step in determining interview candidates is a company that probably values other empty pursuits, and won't provide fulfilling work. I prefer to enjoy my job, rather than performing empty tasks that were arbitrarily decided on by someone too lazy to care about their job anymore.

    78. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm with you on this. What's stupid is that it's so much harder to get in the door without the BS and in many fields an MS at this point.

      I could relate many stories, but suffice it to say one serious person without the degree can outperform five with it who are weak to average.

    79. Re:What would the little kid say? by MyEyesTheyBurn · · Score: 0

      I totally agree. I have met many many people at school who have the certs(A+, Cisco, Red Hat, etc.), but they just don't understand the technology and cannot use common sense with the "knowledge" that their certs are supposed to provide in order to do very simple tasks, or solve problems. Generally it's those types of people that talk a lot about what they know and have done, but can't really back it up - the "my friend is a computer guy" person. I personally would like to get certified, mainly just for personal and pride reasons, which are essentially meaningless. My boss feels the same way about certifications, I would not get a raise after getting certified, they're just a piece of paper that says "I learned this at one point in my life." (I do understand that many certifications have to be renewed.) Personally I think it's just like insurance and the medical industry in the sense that it's self-perpetuating, and over-rated.

    80. Re:What would the little kid say? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Informative

      They don't come to the three of you because you have no certs.

      You're getting by on reputation. Be careful not to move to another part of the country. You should even be cautious about moving to another part of the company.

      It's dangerous to 'climb' within a company purely by reputation, without any documentation at all. I know. I was a 'Software Engineer' without the paperwork for quite awhile. I like what I'm doing now, but it would suck if I had my ego wrapped up in the work I do.

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    81. Re:What would the little kid say? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      Yes. We don't care, but Jack really wants the guy to get to know him better. . .

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    82. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I refuse to accept the validity of certifications. I also get surgery in minivans and whenever I need a lawyer I use advice from Newsgroups.

    83. Re:What would the little kid say? by pyite · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Even engineering licensing is much more rigorous than any of these IT Certificates, but businness has frowned so much on the apprenticeship and work necessary to get licensed that in many fields (including almost anything computer related) most of the engineers aren't licensed.

      Well, that's to be expected. Engineers can be held personally liable in the event of death or injury. I.E. if I spec a W8x24 beam instead of a W24x94 because I miscalculated the minimum section modulus by an order of magnitude, I'm going to hurt people. Due to this, the licensing is made difficult to ensure you're not just book smart but have experience and such before being able to work on your own and legally say "this is good."

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    84. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No wonder they were bad. PMP doesn't do project management certifications. PMI, on the other hand does. PMP certification might be useful in teaching how to properly deploy a "good hand", but I would imagine that good project managers are not exactly their target.

      But remember the PMP certification does have its place. 'Cause "Pimpin' aint easy!"

    85. Re:What would the little kid say? by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      A company who uses empty certifications as a significant step in determining interview candidates is a company that probably values other empty pursuits, and won't provide fulfilling work.

      1. Not all certifications are equal, some certainly are empty. Not all skills warrant certification.

      2. How could someone with no certifications evaluate what constitutes an "empty" certification?

      3. Given 1 and 2, couldn't someone who has certain certifications rationally baseline others who have those same certifications? Isn't that the point of these certifications, establishing a certain professional baseline?

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    86. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The A+ certification, alone, requires you to understand the fallowing standards:

      USB, Firewyre, RSR232, RSR432(number?), Floppy drives, floppy drive controllers, IDE, EIDE, SATA, Harddrives (basics of the controller and function), CD-rom drives (basics of the controller and function), 8086 processors upto pentium 4 processors in detail of how they function with I/o, data, and control busses, ISA, EISA, MCA, VESA, PCI, PCI-E(fairly new), basic electrical grounding, VGA, EGA, CGA, monochrome, SVGA(kinda a psyuedo standard anyway), DVI...

      I could go on you know....

      Ethernet (RJ45 cabling), Netbui, TCP/IP, ATX(powersupply mostly), AT(powersupply mostly), Windows 95, 98, 2k pro, xp, and xp pro to the point of being wizards with them and understanding how to fix them quickly (ugh...I'm not listing it), DVD basics, Coax basics, fibre optic basics...

      I could begin naming off substandards and prerequisits as well, like...

      Basic electronics (paralell and series circuts, diodes, inductors, capacitors, resisters, transisters, simple semiconductor electronics (and, or, nand, nor, xand, xor, basics of bus function in a microcomputer system, and very basic microcontroller function). Then there's the associated math (trig, minimal).

      Now, I'll agree with you, a legal, medical, or engineering lisence is pretty hard to get.

      I'll also agree that 95% of the people who are A+ certs haven't taken a single one of those names, gone to google or onto shareaze, typed it in with the word "specification" and "pdf", found the file, and read what came afterwards. These people are the useless cows that have, somehow, been trained to answer the right questions but still think the gremlins inside of the comptuer run the computer. Any sufficiently educated moron can switch parts out of a computer and eventually find the problem.

      But it takes someone who really knows what they are doing to know what it is in 5 mins and fix it in 10.

      An A+ cert isn't the same as an engineering lisence. It's more at the level of, say, a lisence to fix heating and airconditioning equipment. If you get an A+, Net plus, CCIE, a few linux, novel, and windows certs (and know everything therein, intimatly), then learn programming, then learn some computer security.

      Allright, now we're talking more like it.

      The reason for certifications is so stupid people have a way of seperating those who bring their own screwdrivers and know nothing from those who have a basic idea of what they're doing. Real success is weither or not you know what you're doing, especially when dealing with working under underappreciative assholes who don't know spyware from a good application.

    87. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are about 15,000 CCIEs in the whole world but there are about 1,000,000 lawyers in US alone.

      The numbers are approximate...

    88. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I see tech certifications I read "wastes time".

      I hope you don't read it that way and hold it against the applicant. You shouldn't fault them for doing extra, as long as they also do what you are looking for. Since a lot of hiring requires certifications, a lot of good people are going to get them (The good ones shouldn't waste much time, since they just have to take the test.) Taking a test certainly doesn't hurt their ability to be a good IT worker.

      I was reading something about resumes, and how some managers will demand certain things in a resume (or cover letter), and dismiss any candidates who don't meet their arbitrary criteria. Now, unless they list their requirements in the newspaper ad, they have added the requirement that the applicant be a fucking mind reader. Somebody looking to hire a good employee needs to evaluate on a lot of metrics, putting most of the weight on the things that really count (experience, skills) and less weight on indirect indicators (the resume or cover letter, the certifications).

      I'm glad I don't have to hire anybody, though. Since I'm an engineer, I did get a PE. I don't need it in my job, but it seemed the professional thing to do.

    89. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, the current exam (RHCE) is 0% multiple choice FYI.

    90. Re:What would the little kid say? by DaveHowe · · Score: 1
      If the HR department won't listen to the people looking to hire someone, and filter based on the critera given by said people.. then they're idiots and need to be replaced or straightened out.
      Easier said than done. Sadly, most management bring in a techie once the interviews are arranged "to ask a few technical questions". Some even forgo that, and ask a techie to *write down* some technical questions to ask (and the answers of course - adding a whole new level to the game, not only what is the answer, but what is the answer they are expecting which may differ only in trivial wording from what you said, but will be marked as a "fail")

      When I'm involved in interviewing, we actually do have them send us a ton of resumes each time, and then go through them to weed out those that don't seem to actually have knowledge/experience that we want. Then we can narrow down other ways (phone screens and/or onsite interviews).
      That's a very good approach (and one I have encountered before) but sadly the exception rather than the rule; An example would be being rejected as a candidate for a unix admin job because my cv had on it "solaris" and not "sun unix" - the HR manager concerned didn't know what solaris was, so rejected any CVs that didn't have the words "sun" and "unix" in them..... presumably Sun Solaris would have been fine, provided the word unix was mentioned elsewhere.

      Like one other poster said too.. you can usually pick out the complete BSers pretty quickly when talking to them, and I find that there're quite a few you can weed out just as quickly looking over the resume. e.g. Someone describes themselves as a "senior enterprise unix admin" who later goes on to describe a job with a total of about 9 unix hosts and maybe 6 months experience, those hosts all installed and configured by someone else... well, you get the idea.
      I can only imagine. I couldn't describe myself as a "senior enterprise unix administrator" but maybe I *should* start lying on my CV as that is apparently what is expected of me. certainly, those I get interviews with seem astonished that I have left off from the cv more that I can do, simply because I don't use those skills enough to keep current....
      If I had to pick something to rant about it would be a driving licence though.
      I don't have a driving licence
      I don't particularly WANT a driving licence, but may pick one up someday just so I have one against need
      If you WANT someone with a driving licence, put that on the job spec OR READ IN MY CV WHERE IT SAYS I DONT HAVE ONE!.
      Given that interview expenses are rare in these days of high IT unemployment, I really don't want to be spending enough to live on for a week on a pair of train tickets just to be told I was the best technical candidate, but unfortunately they went with a driver just in case they had to come in at 2am....

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    91. Re:What would the little kid say? by inphorm · · Score: 1

      A+ and Network+ are pretty basic stuff. If you are already working with PCs and networking equipment you should have no problems passing the exams. I did the exams with next to no study and passed them all first shot.

      Why should your job give you a pay rise if you aren't actually bringin any more value to the company or doing any extra tasks?

      - paul

    92. Re:What would the little kid say? by zentigger · · Score: 1

      The whole problem with IT "certification" is that it is doesn't keep the people who don't know what they are doing out. It is, in fact handling them (the people who don't know what they are doing) the keys to the front door and inviting them in for tea and biscuits and telling them to make themselves quite comfortable as if they really belong.

      --

      the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head

    93. Re:What would the little kid say? by el_chicano · · Score: 2, Funny
      in our program we include... 3) HTML & Web design;
      Let me guess... You were out sick the day they covered the <br> tag! :-)
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    94. Re:What would the little kid say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point? Not your grade, your cert/sheepskin, & that's FOR SURE!

      I speak from experience in this field, practically LIVING it for a decade... I can get the job done, but I am NO John Carmack or Anders Hejlsberg... but, YOU (especially the youngsters reading this) may be... it's like the slogan for the N.Y. State Lottery (& what you put into your studies too):

      "YOU NEVER KNOW!"

      (@ least, not until you try that is. Can't score if you don't shoot... you can't win the game, if you don't play type thinking!)

      The point should be, @ whatever it is you are taking, to understand it to levels that SURPASS YOUR TEACHERS (if ever, eventually).

      To get great @ it, & help the human condition (including your OWN, monetarily... once you get that? You can be a "pillar of society" hopefully, one day!)

      Were I an educator (one day, I would like to be one in this very field of computers)? I would take GREAT PRIDE in seeing my students outdo anything I ever did... even if it were only 1 of them.

      The point? The point is to learn it, not just get the paper... there are A LOT of "paper CNE's & MCSE's" out there, but very few 'masters of the trade' imo & experience (13 years worth in this field total time, professionally as of this year).

      I have met 5 guys whom I considered AWESOME as either network engineers/admins/techs OR coders personally on jobs.... that is of dozens of them over a decade++ now.

      And, & 2 I admire greatly (Mr. Anders Hejlsberg of Borland/Microsoft fame & Mr. John Carmack, one of our fellow slashdotters here) whom I have never met, but know of & use their accomplishments in games (IDSoftware? Nothing like it) & Delphi/Kylix? Without par, the FINEST tool there is imo & experience for coding apps of MANY diff. kinds... breakthru stuff, so much so?

      "King Billy" (my name for Mr. Bill Gates, not disrespectful or sarcastic either) hired Mr. Hejlsberg from Borland to redo Visual Studio & improve it, & architect .NET & C#... which he has done a great job @ imo, & much of it?

      Very, VERY like Delphi & what it already had... heck, I saw SO many tests online & in publication back in 1995-1998 showing VB, &/or MSVC++ losing to Delphi?

      I turned to it from them, & only use them when FORCED to on the job... not that I hate them, I don't... they work, but do NOT produce as excellent a level of code and tests prove it!

      E.G.-> See this thread:

      http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=157952&cid =13237344

      (Facts about Delphi beating MSVC++ & VB bigtime & by far larger margins than where it lost, only a small margin of tests vs. how many it won over BOTH & in a competing trade rag: Visual Basic Programmers Journal issue Oct. 1997 "Inside the VB5 Compiler Engine")

      Anyhow, back on track:

      Yes, there's prices imo to getting good @ things:

      Concentrating on them, putting aside childish things, & becoming ALL YOU CAN BE.

      * :)

      (That ought to be your point in getting an MCSE, CNE/CNA, college degree, etc./et all)

      APK

      P.S.=> It's not going to happen in a day, a year, or @ least 5-10 years, and even AFTER THAT? Knowledge, tips/tricks/techniques come up ALL the time along with NEW & BETTER WAYS of doing things... prep yourself, above all else, for learning @ incredible rates & then attempting to specialize & master certain ones, & know the others to a GOOD extent... you'll never most likely master "all of computerdom" but you CAN get good enough to start relating the parts you know into creations that just MIGHT better the entire human condition.

      Yes, there is imo, very little "original thought" left out there, but new things come along every day/month/year... and you, especially you noobz & youngsters?

      Might just be that person who comes up with t

    95. Re:What would the little kid say? by debiansid · · Score: 1

      I have no certifications. I'm just a Comp Science graduate, completing my PG next year. I install debian woody in 15 minutes flat. There are guys with certifications out there who, inspite of the exposure to the certifications, think that Redhat is the only linux based system out there. Infact when they hear of Debian it's "huh.. what?? damian linux?? what the hell is that??"

      The point is that just a plain certification won't give you the whole deal. You'll always miss out on some very basic knowledge.

      But on the flip side, a certified guy will probably have *learnt* how to set up a firewall and do so in a matter of minutes while a guy like me will fumble for an hour with the Howtos first.

      I guess its just a *certificate of authenticity* that we seek when we look for certifications. However experienced employers (like the parent poster) will agree that inspite of the certification, some basic test is necessary to ensure that the guy is not just a *rote and ride* kinda guy.

    96. Re:What would the little kid say? by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      I think the best offer for an interview that I ever go was:

      "Use your Visual Basic skills to develop manufacturing, distribution, and inventory software in a UNIX environment.

      Excellent benefits including stock ownership!"

      I giggled for a good five minutes.

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    97. Re:What would the little kid say? by crashelite · · Score: 1

      maybe true if the admin is doing the interviewing but most the time they are hiring the admin in the 1st place and what do the people in the corner offices look at mainly....

      --
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    98. Re:What would the little kid say? by Wiseleo · · Score: 1

      Try this on for size...

      I am an HP Partner. In order for me to get reimbursed for HP warranty service, according to HP, I absolutely must be A+ certified. Never mind the fact that I have a few MCP certs, CCNA, and SCSA... No, I gotta waste however much time and money it costs to take the silly A+ test before I can submit warranty claims as they are otherwise null and void.

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      Find me on Quora :)
    99. Re:What would the little kid say? by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Back when I did TS work, I refused Certs specifically because what I was "seeing" in the call center. It was very normal for some idiot to get on the phone and start off with "I'm an MCSE, so don't talk to me like I'm a baby. I'm having problems DNS problems because of YOUR service..." Once I heard this, I made the jargon as deep as I could and told them to Go to DUN, Edit the Connectoid and tell me their DNS. Normally I would hear a slight scream on the other end and they would go "um...how"

      Now, after going through that, my GED butt made a decision not to go that route because I would figure businesses would start to get away from people like that, but I was aparently wrong.

      Now, I'm a geek working on a government installation as a towel boy at the Gym while attempting to network my way into Network Support. 5 years of TS work and I can't even get a Temp help desk position because I don't have any certs. (or so they say)

      Even with the Certs, its more about who you know than what you know, which is why Certs still suck. Its a nasty circle...

    100. Re:What would the little kid say? by ooze · · Score: 1

      Oh...i don't think they come to us becasue we have no certificates, they come to us, because we actually know what we're doing. IMHO certificates are just a substitute for skill. Like Porsches for the ones wth smal dicks...

      And if I really need to change the company or g to another department...I have an abundance of former and current project managers that would write raving evaluations of my work, and have done so already.

      --
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    101. Re:What would the little kid say? by richlv · · Score: 1

      actually, there are some certs that are meaningful, though i agree - most are not. unfortunately.

      and to distinguish between crappy and good certs you have to either take them yourself (if you are knowledgeable in the field) or find somebody you trust and who has taken exams.

      it's the word of mouth that spreads through techies, but mostly little of it gets to hr/cios/ceos/phbs. by this word of mouth and personal experience, for example, i have developed an opinion that mcse in most cases is worth it's weigth. in paper. and lpi certification is pretty good. novell is rumoured to be a good one.

      of course, requiring mcse for unix backend administrator or lpi cert for mswindows workstation administrator is an interesting practice, but inthese cases it is clear that in the position anyway will be requited incompetent person :)

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      Rich
    102. Re:What would the little kid say? by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 0, Troll

      You may be a recruiter, but my CV doesn't land on your desk. Ever.

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    103. Re:What would the little kid say? by WebCrapper · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately, HR depts screen most candidates... For many of the jobs I've had, HR is the first screening point. A lot of the recruiters I talk with are external screening points as well and, in my opinion, are almost as bad as HR people.

      Both groups, HR and recruiters, generally know what they're looking for, but spend a lot of time looking for someone with certs after their name. They generally don't get to know the person and reall don't care much about real world experience.

      With the same situation, I can generally talk to a hiring manager and get a job without a problem by explaining my past, my accomplishments, what I know (that they want) and generally, sometimes even offering a few suggestions from an outsider.

      In my years, I've only been turned down for 2 jobs and both where because I was young and full of myself. I have sinced learned, through 7 months of unemployment and losing most of what I owned as well as living out of my car for a few days, that the technical world doesn't revolve around me. It was a shitty way to learn, but now I don't walk into a position thinking I'm gods gift to the company. Now, I'm humbled to even get an interview and will (mostly) bend backwards to make sure everything goes smoothly. The last job I was hired for, I interviewed 2 hours after I landed from an international flight...

    104. Re:What would the little kid say? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Well, I was referring to computer skills certifications, since this *is* Slashdot and those are the kind of jobs I'd be applying for. And I'm basing my "empty certifications" statement on the certifications that I hold as well as those that I've read study guides / practice exams for - in order to determine if they were worthwhile for me, and if I should care that someone I'm interviewing holds those. Outside of the Cisco stuff, I'm not aware of any that I would consider a thorough reference for any job.

      Much like typical testing is only a halfway valid means of assessing classroom learning, certification "tests" are almost always just fact memorization - there's no practical application of skills. Compare this to typical jobs, which consist almost entirely of practical application.

      I passed an entomology course in college, and did reasonably well. The only things I can tell you are that "bugs" are just one class of insect, and that flys have small knob-like structures called "halteres" in place of the rear wings that most all other flying insects have. But I'm certified as having much more entomology knowledge than that...

    105. Re:What would the little kid say? by mikieboy · · Score: 1

      Being someone with a CCNA and a medical degree i would have to disagree with the parent. The length of time taken and the level of knowledge required would be similar for the MB ChB (MD in american speak) and the CCIE. Just different systems to work on with less clearly defined instructions for the MD just my £0.02

    106. Re:What would the little kid say? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 1

      Just try getting past the HR monkey without at least a BS, I dare ya

      Simple, you just BS your way past the HR Manager.

    107. Re:What would the little kid say? by SomeoneGotMyNick · · Score: 2, Informative

      The most popular definition of the HAM acronym is based on the three scientists who's research led to the discovery of wireless radio.

      Hertz, Armstrong and Marconi.

      Although, to prove it wrong would most likely require an aging HAM operator which probably predates the the early 1x1 callsign configuration (if they had a callsign at all when they started). That person might still remember how HAM got started. Till one is found, it's HAM, not ham.

    108. Re:What would the little kid say? by MilwaukeeDan · · Score: 1

      Just the same as a company should not hire you just because you have the certifications and not the background to support it.

    109. Re:What would the little kid say? by pocketfuzz · · Score: 1
      ...professional prestige (i.e. chicks)

      I don't know what IT certfications you have, but I want in!

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    110. Re:What would the little kid say? by JWW · · Score: 1

      Nope, I took the EIT test, which really sucked, but I did pass it.

    111. Re:What would the little kid say? by LaCosaNostradamus · · Score: 1

      If your IT folks are only the recipients of a sight-unseen stream of candidates from the HR dept, it's a wonder your IT manager hasn't come into work with a rifle by now.

      --
      [You have a stable society when some nut guns down a schoolyard and the law doesn't change.]
    112. Re:What would the little kid say? by munchymuncher · · Score: 1

      It may be really easy to pass a certification exam if you have the skills, but there is more than one to pass. I don't have the time, money or energy to keep up with the certs when they can't even keep up with me.

      I paid a lot of money to take my Novel 3.x CNE classes, but did not finish the tests because I was too busy installing Win3.12 machines to build a network. When I moved on to NT4.0 Microsoft had created a certification program, but it did not teach me anything new. Besides, I was a really busy replacing NT4.0 machines with Linux servers. I was also more interested in Cisco routers than server technology anyway. I learned alot about Cisco, but by the time they developed their certs and I could get mine, I was already into optical networking products. Cisco bought Cerent and created a cert for their new line of optical gear but they were too late. I had already attended Juniper seminars to learn about traffic shaping. Well now there is a JunOS cert, but I am not even interested in boring layer3 stuff anymore, I am into layer one now, DWDM baby! I don't even know if and who has the cert on that technology, and I don't care because I am thinking about raising carrier pigeons next. Where is the biology cert? Can anyone recommend a boot camp for a Winged Messaging Administrator cert?

      So you see, if you have a certification, then that means you arrived at the technology late in the game and are sitting in a stagnant pool of information tying to become the big fish. Believe me, there are no certs where I'm going.

    113. Re:What would the little kid say? by jedidiah · · Score: 1

      a) A law license in the US implies an accredited 3 year doctoral program in law.

      b) There are 85 year old lawyers. The relevant "lawyer factories" have been running since long before even Turing laid down the theoretical underpinning of modern computer science.

      A CCIE represents one profession still in it's infancy and one particular product and vendor.

      --
      A Pirate and a Puritan look the same on a balance sheet.
    114. Re:What would the little kid say? by inphorm · · Score: 1

      I absolutely agree. I walked out of an interview for one job, much to their distress. They said that *all* their IT people had MCSE, MCP, A+, Network+ and were degree qualified. I told them flat out that I wasn't a MCSE or MCP and that I didn't have a degree and that I refuse to work for a company who can't get it through their heads that you don't need the certs to have the knowledge and experience and that having the certs doesn't mean you do have the knowledge and experience. They rang me back 2 days later to offer me a job, I turned them down flat. Mainly because I had already been given a much better offer elsewhere, but they weren't to know that ;-) - paul

    115. Re:What would the little kid say? by Alrescha · · Score: 1

      "Hertz, Armstrong and Marconi...it's HAM, not ham."

      I'm sorry, but I've been involved in radio for over 30 years, and been a licensed ham for most of that, and I call bullshit.

      It's impossible to prove a negative, but my oldest copy of QST is from 1943. It's right here in front of me. To the best of my ability to tell it does not have a single instance of 'HAM' in all caps.

      A.

      --
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    116. Re:What would the little kid say? by Loconut1389 · · Score: 1
    117. Re:What would the little kid say? by poolmeister · · Score: 1

      That would depend on what certifications you're talking about.
      Comparing someone who designs and supports large enterprise critical failsafe systems and someone behind PC World's counter swapping cards and installing XP Home for a living, certification entails different levels of commitment.

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    118. Re:What would the little kid say? by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      Easier said than done. Sadly, most management bring in a techie once the interviews are arranged "to ask a few technical questions". Some even forgo that, and ask a techie to *write down* some technical questions to ask (and the answers of course - adding a whole new level to the game, not only what is the answer, but what is the answer they are expecting which may differ only in trivial wording from what you said, but will be marked as a "fail")

      Man.. I do not envy you where you work. Where I work, the techies/engineers do the bulk of the interviewing. It's an almost all-day affair, the interviewee being passed amongst at least 5 people. Only 1 being an HR or non-tech type person.

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    119. Re:What would the little kid say? by vacuum_tuber · · Score: 1
      (Score:1, Troll)

      To the fuckwitted moderator who assigned "Troll" to my reply to the arrogant "recruiter:" This was in no way a troll. It was commentary on the arrogance of the self-styled recruiter. I make my own jobs. I don't send out CVs to anyone, ever. So the recruiter's opinions and viewpoint have no effect on me or on anything I do. He/she has no control whatsoever over my opportunities to work. On the contrary, I make decisions about whom to hire and with whom I will associate, and my criteria are vastly different than those determined by the current corporate suit mentality. Nor am I the only one in this position. Even in the past, when I did work for other people, I never went through recruiters or personnel departments, so they had no effect on my work possibilities then, either.

      FWIW, I place no stock in certifications and have nothing but contempt for those who do.

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    120. Re:What would the little kid say? by geminidomino · · Score: 1

      'm sorry, but I've been involved in radio for over 30 years You'd be the "aging ham operator" that GP qualified his post with, then. :)

    121. Re:What would the little kid say? by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

      Lately, especially where I live, I find it nearly impossible to get an interview for anything but a basic help desk technician. Anything else, and they want you to have 5-10 years of experience. Most of the help desk type positions I find are looking for someone fresh out of college, or even high school. How can someone get experience if no one hires them?

      Certifications may help get you past HR personnel who (incorrectly of course) feel you need an MCSE to work in a Linux environment, but they don't prove to the hiring manager that you know your stuff... only that you know how to pass the test.

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  2. Certifications... by guaigean · · Score: 1

    Because the less the PHB's understand on your resume, the more qualified you must be.

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    1. Re:Certifications... by rbochan · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Ok, guess it's time to pull out my "certs don't mean jack" story here once again...

      Since my sister lives several hundred miles away, I'm saved from most "family tech support issues". Her Win98 computer wasn't running so fast a couple of years back, so she decided to add more ram to it to speed things up. Her husband took it to his "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" to get the job done.
      "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" proceeded to drop a screwdriver onto the mobo when it was powered and fried it. He also had the nerve to charge them for a new motherboard, but at least the ram got installed.
      I was visiting a couple of months later when my sister mentioned that she couldn't get any sound when she tried to play a CD. As I was already almost seething when she'd told me about the motherboard, I figured I knew exactly what the deal was. I peered in through the back to, sure enough, see that "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" hadn't reconnected the CD audio cable and it was just dangling there. I then grabbed a screwdriver to open the case to connect the cable.
      Seems "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" lost the case screws, so "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.
      Another half hour, a drill, and migraine later, she once again had CD audio working.

      So, yes... certs might look good on paper, but they don't mean jack when it comes to knowledge.

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      ...Rob
      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    2. Re:Certifications... by AtariEric · · Score: 1

      Seems "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" lost the case screws, so "MCSE & A+ Certified buddy at work(TM)" POP-RIVETED THE GOD DAMN CASE SHUT.

      ...and he still lives?

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      Don't trust any concentration of power.
    3. Re:Certifications... by pseudorand · · Score: 1

      Granted I'm not A+ certified, but where the heck did he get the rivit gun? Do A+ certified tech walk around with those things or was his day job something else?

    4. Re:Certifications... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Funny, I click the "Enable Digital Audio" checkbox, and I've never had to connect a CD Audio cable.

      But that is damn funny :) Pop rivets, eh?

      I just got done fixing someones box here that was similar... they got their "Highly Qualified" techie friend to help them out. I opened up the case, and there was the second hard drive... standing vertically, hanging by the cables, with the other end hot-glued to the bottom of the case.

      Not quite pop rivets, but still ...

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    5. Re:Certifications... by rbochan · · Score: 1

      Funny, I click the "Enable Digital Audio" checkbox, and I've never had to connect a CD Audio cable.

      That's nice, but not available until win98se.

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      The American Dream isn't an SUV and a house in the suburbs; it's Don't Tread On Me.
    6. Re:Certifications... by Cervantes · · Score: 1

      Good call. I'm pleased to present you with your AWK (Arcane Windows Knowledge) certification. This cert is available for qualified persons who've managed to take one of my hurried generalizations and point out the obscure fact that I didn't think anyone would pick up on. Congratulations on making things AWKward!

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  3. Interviews by pete-classic · · Score: 3, Insightful

    The point of certs is to put them on your resume, which gets you interviews.

    That's all, really.

    -Peter

  4. I know this by justforaday · · Score: 1

    Oh, I know the answer to this one! To impress HR and the PHBs.

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  5. DUH! by ellem · · Score: 4, Informative

    To get past the HR Trolls!

    The only way to pass them is to point shiny Certifications into their beedy little eyes!

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    1. Re:DUH! by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 5, Funny

      Not funny, too true.

      I've worked in places where I didn't get to vet the resumes or write the classified ad. The most HR would let me do was reject the subset of resumes they deemed worthy and ask them to set up interviews with those that remained. It's quite interesting when they post ads asking for experts in 'Windows 97' or 'Novel Netwear'.

    2. Re:DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      exactly.

      HR: do you have MCP?

      me: I have MCSE on my resume.

      HR: yes, but do you also have MCP?

      me: *click*

    3. Re:DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Too freaking true.

      Some of the HR people in bigger companies (like the last 2 I've worked for) have been total idiots. It amazes me they ever find qualified people to work there.

    4. Re:DUH! by antifoidulus · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not defending certs, and I'm not in HR(I'm a programmer by trade, and have no certs but a college degree), but how do you propose to filter the tons of resumes you are bound to receive? You can't reasonably expect someone to read them all, can you? How does a company deal with "resume bombers" if they can't filter resumes?
      I suppose there are other solutions out there. For example, graduate schools used to get inundated with applications of people who really were either not qualified or not really interested in going there, but were just applying because they were told to apply everywhere. Some of the schools then started introducing a $100-$150 application fee, and the number of unqualified applicants dropped off significantly. However, is it fair to charge someone for applying to your company? Are you bound to scare away the top talent with fees?
      It's a hell of a lot more complex than you make it out to be.....

    5. Re:DUH! by zerocool^ · · Score: 2, Interesting


      Laugh, but it's true. Having the MCP or MCSA gets you past the first round of minions who are just throwing out resumes that don't have X, Y, and Z (for example, the HR guy will trash the resume if you don't have "A Microsoft Cert", "2 years experience", and "A college degree". Once you're past the automotons, you get to the actual tech guys who interview you to feel out your actual skills.

      Another reason (and this is the reason I have one) - the company I work for is a "Microsoft Preferred Partner", and in order to be a partner, all your techs have to be microsoft certified.

      And even at that, I still see value in certifications. Yes, it's possible to pass the tests and not learn anything (like those cert-mills teach you to do). However; it's also possible to think you know everything and not be able to pass the test.

      I know there are probably a lot of MCSE's on slashdot, but ask yourself: How many do you personally know. I'm MCP / MCDST and 1 test from MCSA, and I've been working on the tests for like a year (though I haven't looked at any materials on the tests in 6 months). But, it's unlikely that an MCSE really can get all the tests passed while knowing nothing. I mean, you have to pass:

      *Windows XP
      *Windows Server 2003
      *Installing and implementing a Server 2003 Network Infrastructure
      *Planning and maintaining a 2003 server network infrastructure
      *Planning and Maintaining a 2003 Active Directory infrastructure
      *(Designing and Implementing an AD network OR designing a secure windows 2003 server network), *and one elective, which ranges from MS SQL server, to ISA server, to exchange, to MS solutions Framework.

      It's unlikely that someone will pass all those tests, and know nothing.

      ~Will

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    6. Re:DUH! by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

      Now, I'm not defending certs, and I'm not in HR

      It's insanse that you need to preface your (very insightful) opinion with that comment. Its really shows how biased and ignorant this community can be.

      Very sad.

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    7. Re:DUH! by sconeu · · Score: 1, Funny

      \i{ To get past the HR Trolls!}

      After you're past them, does saying "Fee Fie Foe Foo" get your money back?

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    8. Re:DUH! by booch · · Score: 1

      And what made HR think that they would get good candidates from such an ad? You really should have taken that to management, because it easily leads to a poorer selection of people in your department.

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    9. Re:DUH! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Of course, that doesn't work, because a couple of holier-than-thou HR trolls consider certs as negative points.

      Damned if you do, damned if you don't... I wonder if it's permissible to say "Certs: I have passed relevant certification tests, but I prefer to stand on my own qualifications instead, as listed elsewhere in this resume. Contact me if you would like to see my certificates."

    10. Re:DUH! by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      To get past the HR Trolls!

      I seem to remember reading somewhere that an economist posits that the purpose of college degrees is to shift the costs of finding the right employee from the employer to the employee. Because of the complexities and expense of college degrees it automatically eliminates about 50-70% of the potential job seekers with just one line on the resume.

      If the college courses were relevant to the job, and the employer thought of them as such, then we would see scenarios in which partial degrees would be valuable to employers: "I see by your transcript here that you got all the relevant classes in, but we don't really care about your failure to take French and Sociology." However, this is rarely the case. The degree is a filtering mechanism for the employer (an extremely expensive one for the employee) so it's value only comes in the form of a all-or-nothing existance on the resume.

      Certifications play a similar role...though I strongly suspect that the software companies had their own reasons for certifications: "Well, we (some company) are trying to decide on which server to go with, and we could do Linux, Netware or Windows, but Bob here has a MSCE...."

    11. Re:DUH! by GigsVT · · Score: 2, Insightful

      the company I work for is a "Microsoft Preferred Partner"

      Why would you want to work at such a place?

      The way I look at it, if a company is so hung up on credentialism, I don't want to work for them anyway.

      Works out great. They are doing me a service, filtering themselves out of prospective places to work that don't share at least values in the same ballpark as mine.

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    12. Re:DUH! by zerocool^ · · Score: 1


      Wife and kid to support.

      They (like most companies) value experience above certs, but the cert is a baseline. That's all.

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    13. Re:DUH! by Manfre · · Score: 3, Insightful

      How about "Certifications available upon request"?

    14. Re:DUH! by MountainLogic · · Score: 1
      I am an engineering manager where we develop new products to be sold. Because of that I have very different needs from an IT department. If someone trys to sell you on anycerts, make sure those that cert teaches you what you want to do. If you want to admin NT boxes go for it. If you want to design consumer electronics, get an BSEE degree. For much of the same reason, if you want to work in IT don't bother with a real CS or EE degree. So to put a fine point on it: the point of IT certs is to advance in IT.

      I always tell HR to screen out resumes that have certs. We are out on the raw edge and anybody that spends their time learning "Best Practices," is not prepared to invent new things. My first interview question is to put some aseembly code on th ewhite board and have them translate it into C code. From there we move into big "O" notation and then we start the verilog and RF propigation. In short, If you are not an EE you are not going to see the end of the interview. If I hire "just" a software engineer I do need and expect a CS degree, because our software engineers really do need to know whatis taught in CS.

      The other thing I like to see in a resume is experance, both job and life. The job experance is obvious, but life experance is even more important. Life experance help you choose which problems to solve. My ideal candidate would be someone who spent 4 years in the Peace corp then went back and got a dual BSEE and African Lit degree. depth, bredth and experance.

    15. Re:DUH! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      That says that you have certifications without saying you hate them, which bothers some people. "Certifications (the horror! the horror!) available upon request." would probably work.

    16. Re:DUH! by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      For much of the same reason, if you want to work in IT don't bother with a real CS or EE degree.

      What if you need to get a low-level cert-requiring job to pay for school to get that CS degree?

    17. Re:DUH! by OwnedByTwoCats · · Score: 1

      Master Control Program?

      >.

      We must fight the Master Control Program for the Users!

    18. Re:DUH! by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      OH, so that's what's wrong with you!

      Here I thought you were born an idiot, but you've actually been trained that way.

    19. Re:DUH! by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      When you pass the tests you only know the MS way of setting up these systems. What if all of a sudden you had to work on UNIX, Linux or maybe Netware or heaven forbid a non-MS database or email server. You would be lost. That is why I won't ever hire someone with a bunch of MS certs unless they have other systems they have worked on. It pays to be versatile and know how to setup/maintain/design systems based on industry standards not just MS. You know a little, but you really don't know anything.

    20. Re:DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Move to a country where higher education is funded by the government?

    21. Re:DUH! by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      However, is it fair to charge someone for applying to your company? Are you bound to scare away the top talent with fees?

      Top talent won't fill out idiot-filter tests - what makes you think they'll pay an application fee. If anything, they'll be recruited actively.

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    22. Re:DUH! by erikvcl · · Score: 1

      So did you discuss this flawed process with your boss? With the HR director? Do you believe that the CEO of your company would approve of this process if he knew about it?

      The point I'm trying to make is that if something about your company sucks, it's always good to try to fix the problem.

      I grow sick and tired of people (not necessarily you) who complain and complain about their Dilbert-like company but don't do anything to try to address the problem by either finding a proper company to work for or trying to get defective processes changed.

    23. Re:DUH! by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Half a degree means nothing to employers because it means that you don't finish what you start, or don't like to do stuff that isn't fun. There's a reason why they make you take courses that don't apply to your major. They help to broaden your knowledge. Knowing about more subjects is always helpful. And it shows that you can do something you aren't interested in. Which always ends up happening in the real world. Also, the French/sociology courses that you end up taking are usually quite easy, and not passing them shows an extreme lack of discilpline.

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    24. Re:DUH! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If this were a relationship, wouldn't such people be called "enablers"?

    25. Re:DUH! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 2, Funny

      No, and typing 'xyzzy' doesn't make them disappear in a puff of greasy smoke, either.

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    26. Re:DUH! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      See, the issue is, you're not hiring 'IT' people.

      'IT' is the data janitors. Certs tell you what flavor of monkey it is you're considering.

      I get REALLY pissed when a recruiter looks at my resume, which states I've worked on small teams and did all the coding for the embedded controller and says 'So you have IT experience.'

      'IT' is sorting paperclips, keeping the toner cartridges properly rotated in stock, and various other mundane 'information' tasks. The 'upgrade' from File Clerk 30 years ago.

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    27. Re:DUH! by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      And a 'full' college degree proves that you'll lap up whatever shit is dished out to you by any dubious 'authority' who has somehow clawed into The Hierarchy.

      Really. If you didn't find at least a portion of your 'Professors' in college to be people you needed to say 'fuck you' to in some form, you're a pretty flat and vapid person.

      And probably eminently employable.

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    28. Re:DUH! by JimBobJoe · · Score: 1

      Half a degree means nothing to employers because it means that you don't finish what you start, or don't like to do stuff that isn't fun.

      I don't disagree with your points, I almost put some of them in my post.

      However...

      a.) I don't know if employers (or at least HR departments) actively seek degreed people because those people are more likely to finish things. It's almost just a little too much credit to give them.

      b.) They may think it, but it's hard to say if it's true or not. People who don't finish degrees may be scatterbrained and unfocused, but it may also be indicative of an individual who knows when something is no longer worth persuing and can apply their resources more effectively.

      c.) There's a reason why they make you take courses that don't apply to your major. They help to broaden your knowledge. On this note, I simultaneously agree and disagree. The part of me which disagrees is very cognizant of the politics involved in the establishment of core curricula. Often requirements are added in under the pretext of broadening knowledge, which may or may not be achieved, but what is definitely achieved is the procurement of work for professors and departments involved. Education is simultaneously the most noble profession, as it is the most self-aggrandizing.

      I'm not inherently anti-education (I've got 3 degrees, one of which is in French language. :-) Nevertheless, I find myself bothered by an institution whose facade is about broadening knowledge, but whose motivation is self-aggrandizement carried by a need for (often irrelevant) meritocratic discrimination in the process of applying for work.

    29. Re:DUH! by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      I understand what you're saying; and I would never try to support my resume on certs alone. I think that I have enough experience to back it up, and I deal with supporting MS products, as well as a whole crapload of 3rd party products.

      Not to mention 3 years as a Linux/Solaris admin. I'd MUCH, MUCH rather be a linux admin again, trust me.

      William George Dunn

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      Education:

      Virginia Tech: Blacksburg, VA 1999-2004
      * Bachelor of Arts in History

      Training & Certification:

      Microsoft Certified Professional
      Microsoft Certified Desktop Support Technician
      Following the Microsoft Certified Systems
      Administrator on Windows Server 2003 track

      Work Experience:

      Infinity Computers

      * Fredericksburg, VA; 2004 - Present
      * Overview: On-site Tech Support, PC Trouble Shooting and Repair, Custom Server System Builds and Maintenance, Customer Service, Telephone Tech Support, Custom Desktop System Builds and Maintenance, Network Design, Deployment, Cabling, Wireless Installation and Maintenance, Phone and Intercom Wiring
      * Built, configured, and maintained 2 Domain Name Servers running Linux for Infinity Computers and its customers.
      * Completed over 300 Cat 5e/6 network runs and cable terminations for clients including residential/home offices, local church/charities, and professional sites. Complete installation and maintenance of wired networks and wireless networks, including WEP and WPA-PSK networks.
      * Installed different tape drives and archival devices in office machines ranging from Windows 95 through Windows Server 2003 using Backup Exec, Microsoft Backup, Veritas, Stomp and other software, as well as hardware RAID configurations.
      * Experience with a wide range of hardware, including laptop repair, server maintenance, and end user computer support, as well as a wide variety of software applications, including office suites and financial software.

      Netmar Web hosting

      * Blacksburg, VA; 2001 - 2004
      * Overview: Systems Administrator for a network of over 80 computers running primarily Solaris / SunOS and Linux. Maintain connectivity through multiple T-1 highspeed connections at all times, including 24 hour on call support. Design, implement, install, and configure new network segments, new servers, and new software. Answer tech support phone calls and emails, and perform routine maintenance to ensure the integrity of the network. Become familiar with new versions of Solaris and new distributions of Linux in order to better help customers.
      * Designed and implemented the Netmar.com website, including graphic design, layout, scripting, secure shopping cart, and maintenance.
      * Experience with Gentoo, RedHat, Fedora, FreeBSD, OpenBSD, Debian, Solaris 5.5 through Solaris9, Slackware, and others. Experience compiling optimized linux kernels.

      Best Buy

      * Fredericksburg, VA; 1998-2001
      * Overview: Computer Product Specialist. Assisted customers in making decisions about their computer needs; sold over $1,000,000 in computer related hardware and software.
      * Trained new employees on customer relations and standard operating procedure.

      Interdisciplinary Skills:

      * Experience with Network, Phone and other wiring, including patch panels, wall terminations, 66-blocks, and basic fiber optic networking.
      * Phone and on-site helpdesk and troubleshooting
      * Proficiency with Desktop and Laptop PC repair/upgrades, as well as new system builds.
      * Experience with multiple Office Suite Packages, including Microsoft Office, Corel office suite, and OpenOffice.org
      * Exposure to many programming languages and styles: Experience with MS-DOS scripting and bash/csh shell scripting, as well as PHP and MySQL.

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    30. Re:DUH! by bladesjester · · Score: 1

      You should have seen the fun I had in Japanese history when the professor started trying to throw questions at me and have it backfire because he swore some of his answers were right and mine weren't.

      I brought in sources the next day as well as explaining why I knew what I was talking about and he didn't (the fact that I trained in Japanese sword arts and was a blacksmith among them).

      Part of his problem was an extreme inferiority complex - he was an Asian Studies professor and wasn't Asian, so he felt the need to throw his weight around. I'm not Asian either. I just have more practical experience in the areas that he was trying to make himself feel better on than he did.

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    31. Re:DUH! by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Pretty good for starting out as a History major! Looks like you are a solid tech/sys admin. But why in the world did you leave the UNIX world to work with just MS products? Having been a Solaris admin very early in my career (15 or so years ago), I would have been frustrated to no end with the way MS does things.

    32. Re:DUH! by duffbeer703 · · Score: 1

      MCSE got a bad name from back in the late 90's, when CompUSA and Best Buy employees were successfully getting the cert by studying a few cram books.

      Its alot harder now, and nobody really cares about that crap except for consulting companies.

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    33. Re:DUH! by zerocool^ · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, I'm completely frustrated with MS in all things except basic domain administration. I have to say, I'd rather admin Active directory than LDAP + Whatever else. I don't have too much of a problem with centralized policies, etc.

      But, good lord, for anything that touches the internet... be still my beating heart, why oh why does microsoft suck so very, very much. DNS, HTTP, FTP, mail.... all... painful.

      Basically, I left the Unix world because that was the job I was using to pay my way through college. It wasn't paying a lot, and it was only 20 hours a week. I left school and knew I could get a job at my present employer, because I had a few friends at the job.

      Oh, and the history degree... It doesn't fit with all my computer training and focus. When I came to school, I wanted to do CS or Comp. Engineering, but I couldn't do the math - they both require 4 semesters of Calc (differential, integral, multivariable, and diff. equations), and I couldn't wrap my head around it. So after screwing up my GPA on a bunch of engineering classes, I decided I just didn't have the brainwaves to do the math, but I didn't want to give up on college. So I studied something that I loved: History. I basically wanted to get an education for the knowledge's sake, not for the profit potential (something that I think is lacking somewhat these days).

      Anyway, now you know me.

      ~W

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    34. Re:DUH! by Eil · · Score: 1


      It's quite interesting when they post ads asking for experts in 'Windows 97' or 'Novel Netwear'.

      Heh, that brings back a memory or two. High school, 1997. The frail, old, mean-spirited librarian would think of any excuse she could to keep us pesky kids off of the only Internet-connected computers in the whole school. (Yes, she was the type who removed all the books on puberty and wicca from the shelves and made you bring in a note from a parent in order to check them out.) At any rate, the two most memorable things she ever said to me was:

      Librarian: Young man, that computer on the end is shut down for a reason.
      Me: It seems to be working fine. Look, Microsoft Works opened up okay.
      Librarian: No, it was acting slower than the others this morning. I think it's because it's running Windows 94 instead of Windows 95. Better turn it off for now.

      Another one. Funnier, but not related to the topic:

      Me: Could I do some research on the computer for my paper in $some_class?
      Librarian: Sorry, the Internet's acting funny today.
      Me: Acting funny?
      Librarian: Yes, it isn't coming in well at all.
      Me: You mean you can't go to Yahoo or anything?
      Librarian: I just couldn't get a clear picture of it on the screen no matter what I clicked. Just static. Your research will have to wait until tomorrow.

  6. depends on expereince by Brigadier · · Score: 4, Interesting


    I used to be one of those few IT guys who had a completely unrelated degree (architecture). However I somehow managed to procure enough experience that I really didn't need all the certificates (MSCE A+ etc.) I also know of many others in the same boat. However if your lacking experience then certification is a good way to get people to take a chance on you.

    1. Re:depends on expereince by Uruk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Certifications are for predictability and security in recruiting new employees. If you just hire anybody (say somebody who says they're really smart) then maybe you'll get something good, and maybe you'll get a real schmo.

      When you hire someone with a certification, they had to go through certain steps to get that. It doesn't make them smart, and it doesn't make them a hard worker, but from the perspective of someone doing the hiring, it makes it more likely that they're smart or hard working. After all, they had to have the tenacity and patience to jump through a certain number of hoops to get the certification. Maybe they'll have the tenacity and the patience to jump through our set of hoops.

      People get hired based on past experience, since that's the best predictor we have of their future behavior. (I didn't say it was a good predictor, I said it was the best we have) People who have certifications have demonstrated academic ability in a very specific area of applicability. It's no wonder at all people hire them, since the alternative is even more of a crapshoot.

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    2. Re:depends on expereince by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Architecture? Unrelated field? Bah! I am a ancient Greek literature major working IT.

    3. Re:depends on expereince by rand.srand() · · Score: 1

      Definitely truth in all of that, I would add some additional points though, that are solid and real.

      Alot of the purpose of certification/degrees/training is to ensure two things: consistent process, and consistent vocabulary. Many people can be self-taught and be very good at things, but use completely different depths to the steps they use for common procedures, and use different nomenclature for everything. This goes to the point of not knowing how to pronounce words common in the industry!

      Also, people who have gone through the certification road of misery have done it with a group of people they could compare notes with, see different environments, take good ideas from them, and build a network that extends out to others that might have hiring, consultive, and other value.

      Finally, they aren't trivial to get, and if one jumps through the hoops to do it it shows a certain professional commitment and commitment to the craft. Ie, that you aren't going to change your mind on your career in a few months, and that you are focused on improving your capabilities.

      I agree 100% though that it is an indicator and not certain that any of the above is true. Particularly with the MCSE.

    4. Re:depends on expereince by CFTM · · Score: 1

      Philosophy Major in IT.........

    5. Re:depends on expereince by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      The vast minority of IT guys that I know outside of the Engineering disciplines have related degrees. For years I worked under a dude with an undergrad in Petroleum Engineering and a grad degree in Accounting.

      The thing about a degree is not that it ensures that you know anything (it doesn't), or are any good at what you do know. What it does is makes a statement about you committing to a reasonably demanding goal and finishing it. Grad degrees generally say a bit more about your analytical and written skills and your application of a certain subset of knowledge. Certifications kind of act as a sealant to fill in any gaps in knowledge you might have.

      While these things are not the end-all-be-all of candidate qualifications, I think that it is childish to discount people who have go to the lengths to attain them. I know too many people with "experience" that are experienced in doing shit the wrong way and in a haphazard fashion.

      This is where the real work of HR and recruitment comes in.

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    6. Re:depends on expereince by Osiris+Ani · · Score: 1
      Heh; I, too, went to school for architecture, but realized soon enough that I could do something that I'd considered to be closer to my idea of a good time.

      I have four Sun certifications, but only because one of my past employers was required to have at least one person on staff [in our particular location] certified as a Workgroup Systems Engineer and Enterprise Systems Engineer in order to remain a reseller of their products. At the time, I'd already spent seven years working with various Sun boxes and incarnations of Solaris, so passing the exams wasn't too much of a hassle. One additional exam got me two more certs, so the company threw that in for good measure. The only real imposition was that a couple of classes were manadatory, but when I told my boss that the best places to take them were Boston, MA and Tampa, FL (my office was in Chicago), he never questioned it. I got some expenses-paid vacation time, and the Sun Fault Analysis Workshop was actually interesting.

      In all, the certification process was largely pointless, as I learned very little additional information. Few secrets were revealed in the classes... except for an undocumented flag in one of the Solaris commands. I did get a clever bit of advice, though.

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    7. Re:depends on expereince by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My degree is in economics, with a minor in Asian studies (hey, "Pacific Rim" was a hot term back then). Technology changes all the time, but knowing How The World Works is valuable in any career. I've been a Unix sysadmin since 1988.

    8. Re:depends on expereince by justforaday · · Score: 1

      ...with a minor in Asian studies (hey, "Pacific Rim" was a hot term back then)

      Admit it...You just did it so that you could tell everyone in college that you were looking forward to getting a Pacific rim job...

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    9. Re:depends on expereince by Unordained · · Score: 1

      Oddly, I see that as a closely-related field. Logic (a big chunk by itself), communication of ideas, language structure, context-sensitive language, syntax vs. semantics, truth / predicates ... common themes to both fields. At least for programming languages and databases, it's a start; probably a much better start than, say, an english major.

    10. Re:depends on expereince by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oh, you write Perl?

    11. Re:depends on expereince by Kafka_Canada · · Score: 1

      You're absolutely right about the importance of degrees and what they signify, but the very fact that all a degree now represents is "committing to a reasonably demanding goal and finishing it" says a lot about the (low) quality of post-secondary education.

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    12. Re:depends on expereince by Veldcath · · Score: 1

      I've got a B.S. in Tech. Illusration/Graphic Design and I'm writing code, managing servers and supporting a network for a living. Haven't gotten any certifications, either.

      -V

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    13. Re:depends on expereince by orin · · Score: 1

      Had I mod points, I'd mod you up. This is one of the few reasoned and rational responses in this thread.

    14. Re:depends on expereince by Warlokk · · Score: 1

      OK, how about a Fine Arts degree? :)

      When I was in college I didn't even know I was interested in computers yet... of course the only thing available at the time to me was Apple IIs until after I graduated...

      Been a PC tech for about 12 years now, no certs yet... not much desire to get them either.

    15. Re:depends on expereince by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps rather than jumping through hoops, you need to look at the act of acquiring your certs as a sign that you can be taught new tricks.

      I feel that the community college tech school I went to was run far too much as a business. It is not conducive to good morale to have a teacher running all over campus to make her thirty hours of lecturing each week with no assistant. The lady I had was a stressed out rage case. She treated her students like children for asking what I felt were reasonable questions, and would throw people out of class if they tried to look up documentation while she was talking. The teachers acted like rock stars with their tenure.

      Another teacher (ironically, the boyfriend of the above mentioned lady - they both left their families for each other) had taught the same fundamentals class for ten years, and when the curriculum was finally updated, could not adapt and thus had to teach people how to use emacs off of script cards and could answer exactly zero questions that went beyond the scope of the sheets the lady wrote for him to try covering his ass(both are in their fifties). He carried her laptop bag around campus for her as well as his own in exchange. He looked really awkward doing it too, like he was going to fall over at any second.

      The attitude was "we will teach you this, but not a thing more"

    16. Re:depends on expereince by redcatz · · Score: 1

      I've got a degree in psychology, but have been working in IT (or some form of it) for all of my career. I never got any certs, but since my current company wants to pay for me to take some tests and get certified, why say no?

    17. Re:depends on expereince by dbIII · · Score: 1
      few IT guys who had a completely unrelated degree (architecture).
      Do you get as pissed off about computer people who call themselves "architects" as I do about MSCE's who try to get everyone to call them engineers? Next up - a Microsoft Certified Supreme Court Judge.
    18. Re:depends on expereince by Boris_SDC · · Score: 1

      Yup. I have a Law degree, which for some reason does not really impress IT recruitment people ;-)

      I took a few certifications simply because I needed IT-related pieces of paper. That and a course on CV/job search/interview skills.

      The point is that it got me my job (although I had about 2-3 years freelance computer-plumber experience already.)

      Unfortunatly I have to agree that a lot of people taking the certs did not really know what they were doing (about 9 out of the 12 on my course.)

      Certifications are only a part of the picture.

  7. Employment! by redelm · · Score: 1

    Many employers look for certification as a way of reducing the field of applicants and reducing their search costs. It is far from prefect, but very commonly used.

  8. certifications by Sosetta · · Score: 1

    ... are definitely worthwhile. You're not getting them to get a job working for someone who knows your job better than you. You're getting them so that someone who has NO IDEA how to do your job can hire you. There are lots and lots and lots and lots of such people in the world, and they have lots of money with which to pay you.

    1. Re:Certifications by bluelip · · Score: 1

      My experience leads me to believe differently. Certs only mean you had to retain that knowledge for a couple of hours. Degrees (Science related anyhow) OTOH build upon the pervious material from at last that semester, usually more.

      I can't claim that I'd hire someone w/ a cert over someone w/ a BS degree. What's the cert for? What's the degree in? Yeah, people w/ Marketing degrees getting jobs in It is odd.

      MSCE over a Theoretical Science Major? No way.
      MCSE over a PR major? Probably.

      It also depends on where the degree is from. A research university? Or a college that gives credit for "life experiences"?

      What's to lose? A couple hundred bucks and the pride in knowing that I got a job from my skills/knowledge instead of pieces of paper in my back pocket.

      I've had classes where every packet in a tcp/ip conversation were built up by hand. I've never done that since that semester, but knowing the technology down to that level sure helps when troubleshooting. I don't code as much as I should , but the experience I received in class helps when diagnosing other apps. You know how programs work at a deeper level.

      I believe schooling is way overrated and costs way too much, but my bet is on a random computer nerd pulled out of a unix computer lab at 2:30 in the morning over somebody who has a cert.

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    2. Re:Certifications by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to imply that degrees are worth more than certs; notice that I used a degree in mathematics in my examples. As you said, it's all in the relevance.
      I do, though, tend to disagree on the part about memorization for only a few hours - I've had cert tests that employed a lot of simulations, not mulitple choice, where you really did have to know what you were doing and why. That said, there is certainly an overabundance of poorly written, ambigious, mulitple choice questions, and they should cut back on that dramatically.

      There is also a difference between someone who attended a boot camp, and someone who is self-taught, (like myself) when it comes to those certs. Yes, there is no doubt that there are MCSEs who couldn't figure out how to shut down the remote registry service, but we shouldn't let that become a stereotype - not all people with certs are necessarily clueless, in fact, I think it's less than half... though probably barely. lol

      I just meant a degree in general is not necessarily worth more than a cert, in reality, but to many HR departments, it doesn't much matter; degrees are worth more to them than certs regardless of relevance - which just goes to show you that a written record of some kind, whether it's a cert or a degree, often helps you get jobs.

      As to the "what's to lose", that too depends on the employer, but for the most part, how are they going to know how knowledgable you really are ? Your case was different, but a lot of job interviews don't adequately test or screen applicants, so the only assurance the Interviewer has that you know your stuff is a piece of paper, be it a degree or a certification. I think we both know a certain place where this mistake is evident... repeatedly. ;-)

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  9. Unfortunately... by jchawk · · Score: 1

    For the same reasons you have to go to college to get that stupid piece of paper.

    1. Re:Unfortunately... by DaHat · · Score: 1

      From the looks of it, you are the first to hit the key point.

      On a related note, we must not forget about a high school diploma that many seem to like and see as important.

    2. Re:Unfortunately... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. To elaborate, any smart enough geek who was in public school or shitty schools, (which in general they all are), learned about their own exceptional mental ability early on. And from there on out it's pretty much a bunch of bullshit. When you like learning and have an IQ high enough to be in the "self-teaching" range, normal education processes are fairly out-moded in general.

      Even at the college level it's pretty bad. Various bullshit here and there, requirements for you to do certain things, you have to pay to take classes you hate that don't teach you anything. If you could spend that money on your own time learning you'd probably have spent it much better.

      So yes for smart enough people who learn on their own, pieces of paper and silly tests don't really mean anything. Sure people write interesting theses, do good projects, and learn lots of things in college that are valuable for them and it's a good thing. But just like certs, show me the right person for the job and I could care less how many pieces of paper they have.

      But that doesn't mean that certification isn't an interesting measure. As the parent post alludes to you get it for the same reason you go to college. Sure you could learn all you need on your own without it, and you might know much more than someone with it. But a person who has the certification has gone through a certain level of testing and should have a certain level of guaranteed familiarity with certain concepts. Just as someone with a CS or EE degree is supposed to know certain things and has gone through testing on that subject and showed a willingness to learn in that particular field.

      So if you want to bitch about certs being meaningless, make sure to do the same about your CS degree. Essentially just as meaningless as the certs that you decry as being junk.

    3. Re:Unfortunately... by VolciMaster · · Score: 1
      One thing that (in general) a college degree will hold forth about you that a simple certification can not, is your ability to learn and think in a wide variety of fields. Maybe not well in all of them, but you at least made it through the minimum requriements of the school, and did well enough to pass those superfluous classes (I have had a bunch, and more to come).

      A certification can easily mean you just crammed well in whatever field it is you've received the cert.

  10. The Point is Simple by dsginter · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The point of a cert is the same as a degree - it demonstrates to a complete stranger that one posesses a certain skillset and dedication. Certainly, we all know that genious who is a high school or college dropout but if you hadn't known this person for longer than a few minutes, just how do you go about figuring out if they have certain qualifications?

    Yes - it is possible to do some quick testing in some cases. In other cases, certs are the only tool.

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    1. Re:The Point is Simple by guaigean · · Score: 1

      The difference between college and certs, however, are that college degrees are generally accredited (at least in the US), and you have a basic level of requirements among them. Any random schmuck can setup a website and certify people, and start pumping out "qualified" personnel.

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    2. Re:The Point is Simple by over_exposed · · Score: 1

      Certainly, we all know that genious who is a high school or college dropout

      Please... PLEASE tell me you misspelled "genius" on purpose...

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    3. Re:The Point is Simple by danheskett · · Score: 4, Informative

      The people who usually bitch about certifications are the ones who have met a person who is an MSCE and is an idiot. They think: "this guy doesn't even know X, how can he be an MSCE? That MSCE thing is a joke!" Usually people have this attitude because they have no idea what a certain certificationa actually certifies. Really, before you bitch, find out what tests the person had to pass. Chances are you imputing more value to the certification than is deserved! I used to get a lot of crap from a certain subset of "know it alls" when they learned that I am MCDBA certified (Microsoft Certified Database Administrator). They just assumed based on the name that it says I can write a few SQL queries and create a few tables. A really common bitch I heard was "it's not anything I don't know from writing my own CMS with PHP and MYSQL". A very typical, but wrong, view. The certification tells my boss that I have a specific subset of database administration knowledge. The implication is that the non-certified employees "could just learn it if they need it", which is probably true to a degree. The point is, for the specific job, it required performance tuning a huge database running against a clustered SQL Server backend. "Learning on the job" was not acceptable risk for management.

    4. Re:The Point is Simple by riptide_dot · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point of a cert is the same as a degree - it demonstrates to a complete stranger that one posesses a certain skillset and dedication.

      The point of a college degree is not to demonstrate to anyone that you possess a certain skillset; it simply demonstrates that you have a certain amount of dedication. That's why "true" 4 year degrees from accredited institutions are worth more than condensed "equivalents" from places like University of Phoenix or some correspondence courses. I know plenty of people without a college degree that posess all the skills they need to do their highly technical jobs, and I also know plenty of college grads that don't know jack. The college degree proves that you:

      - Have dedicated yourself to something for an extended period of time (and are therefore somewhat dependable).
      - Can handle being tested on knowledge that you were supposed to learn during the time you dedicated yourself to something (NOT that you know it, but are comfortable being tested on it).

      Both of those would hold true whether your degree is from Yale or Heald, but in this example, the Yale one would hold more weight because their workload is considered to be harder, and it's a four year undertaking (at least) compared to a two year one. Thus a certification isn't worth as much as a college degree(obviously), but has value nonetheless because if you have one, a potential employer knows that you are at least qualified enough to pass a test on the subject matter. It should not prove to anyone that you are dedicated or that you actually know the material (with a few possible exceptions, like the CCIE), because all you really did was pass a test.

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    5. Re:The Point is Simple by FunWithHeadlines · · Score: 1
      And to carry it further, there are certs and there are certs, just as there are top universities and there are regional schools of average quality. Some employers demand only Ivy League degrees -- they can afford to be picky, and they make the assumption that it was harder to get a degree from Harvard or U. Penn than it was to get one from State U.

      So too there are Microsoft certifications, and then there are certifications in, I dunno, Cicso-specific technology, or Oracle knowledge. If you have a job opening requiring very specific technical knowledge, you will naturally look for that specific cert rather than some general MS "I took a test too!" cert.

    6. Re:The Point is Simple by epiphyte(3) · · Score: 1

      And there's me thinking that the point was to make money out of selling all those books.

    7. Re:The Point is Simple by WinterSolstice · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Heh. You used the terms "Huge" and "SQL Server" in the same sentence. What is your definition of huge?

      8k+ tables? 3 TB+? How big does a "huge" SQL server DB go?

      You are a MSCDBA so obviously you are qualified to speak to this, and I am just a midrange/big iron DB guy so I don't know and would like to find out.

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    8. Re:The Point is Simple by danheskett · · Score: 2, Interesting

      8k+ tables? 3 TB+? How big does a "huge" SQL server DB go?
      2500 tables, 1.5TB, about 400 inserts a second at peak, 10K queries a second at peak. That's pretty much closing on the max for a well designed SQL installation. On a different contract I dealt with a 2TB data warehousing application that really pushed the limits of what SQL2K can handle. About 10 tables, one of them had about 500M rows. Not very write intensive, maybe 1-2 inserts per second, but very heavy on the reading.

    9. Re:The Point is Simple by Schnapple · · Score: 1
      Another point worth mentioning - a major university that graduates nothing but idiots and/or people who cannot find work gets a bad reputation, which in turn makes people less likely to go to that university, and so the college suffers since, in theory, that's all they do.

      But, for example, it doesn't really hurt Microsoft all that much if a bunch of "Paper MCSEs" don't get a job as a result of their certification. They have other huge venues and it's not like it's MS' job to get you a job. They could stop offering certs tommorow and be fine.

    10. Re:The Point is Simple by techno-vampire · · Score: 1
      The people who usually bitch about certifications are the ones who have met a person who is an MSCE and is an idiot.

      In general, most I've met were. In most of the other cases, it meant no more than proof that they could pass a test that a nine-year-old girl could and did.

      Chances are you imputing more value to the certification than is deserved!

      That would require me to believe an MSCE has a value.

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    11. Re:The Point is Simple by spockbert · · Score: 1
      Right. But odds are, if the person hiring has never heard of the certifying body then they're going to be a little skeptical. And I would hope that a person hiring for an IT position would at least be familiar with the major certifying bodies. I also realize that may be a very naive thought.

      I'd also like to point out that sometimes certifications aren't for you or your employer, but for your clients. Some of our clients require certain certifications because, as has been discussed, this is the simplest way to make sure they've got somebody screwing around on their network that knows enough about how it works to pass a test. Granted, there are probably a lot of people out there with more knowledge in a given area than the people actually certified in it, but how do you know who that is?

      I'm kind of indifferent about certifications. I've done some by choice and some because it was strongly suggested. The ones by choice were done because I wanted to learn the material and I figured if I was going to do it anyway, I might as well get something out of it. And the ones I did at the urging of management were justifiable in their own way.

    12. Re:The Point is Simple by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 4, Funny

      ``They think: "this guy doesn't even know X, how can he be an MSCE?''

      Well...why would one need to know X to be a MSCE?

      You don't expect an RHCE to know Solitaire, either, right?

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    13. Re:The Point is Simple by a11 · · Score: 1

      cute. kinda like when a windows guy tells me he can't think of a scenario when there'd be a need for scripting. This is indeed huge in the windows world. I laid out a warehouse that let FedEx and Kinkos live under one roof - ~14TB. And in the Oracle world, that still wasn't "huge".

    14. Re:The Point is Simple by danheskett · · Score: 1

      In most of the other cases, it meant no more than proof that they could pass a test that a nine-year-old girl could and did. Just because a nine-year old did it doesn't mean it's easy or useless. When you are dealing with a large pool of applicants, setting anything as a baseline - even if easy - is often a reasonable starting point. Finally, just an FYI, passing one test does not make you an MSCE - most certifications require at least 4.

    15. Re:The Point is Simple by danheskett · · Score: 1

      In the Oracle world that'd be considered very large, bordering on "huge". But what's more the problem in my case was the number of inserts. 400 inserts a second sustained is a pretty significant write rate regardless of your platform, would you not agree?

    16. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There's more than just demonstrating a skillset. The computer industry is full of people who taught themselves all they know from some books somewhere, started programming at age 8 on grandma's TRS-80 or whatever, and now are making it big. Many of those people don't see the need of education. But -- one of the largely overlooked benefits of formal education, be it for certification, for a degree, or for something else entirely, is so that people think right. Not so that they think the same way everyone else does -- that's the product of bad education -- but so that they think about doing things right. The well-educated, generally speaking, have a better understanding of things like best practices and intelligent ways of going about things than do those that haven't been through formal education. It's said that lots of the design problems in Windows are directly related to Bill Gates' lack of formal education. I'm not sure how true that is, but it's obvious in the software we make at my job: my boss is not formally educated, and as a result has very limited understanding of software design, proper planning, management, or implementation. And it shows.

    17. Re:The Point is Simple by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      Precisely. Would you hire someone without a high school diploma? Of course not! It is absurdly simple for even nine year old girls to get certified, so there's no excuse for not getting one. I've got one (SCSA) and I'm an software engineer and not an administrator!

      If someone has experience but no certification for the position they're applying for, I won't to know why. Why have they never bothered getting a certification that their resume implies they could have passed in their sleep?

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    18. Re:The Point is Simple by mike.newton · · Score: 1

      The Vancouver Police Department looks for degrees when hiring. They don't care what kind of degree; you could have gotten a BA and majored in modern dance. All they want to see is that you have certain character traits, are willing to commit to a goal, want to better your knowledge, etc. Like you say, the same goes for certifications in a lot of cases; they show that a person has certain skills and traits that put that person on the list before someone without them.

    19. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'll say... Much more than that, and you'll have to use some seriously I/O-potent kit. (IBM pSeries or even zSeries, Sun high-end SPARC kit, etc)

      Actually, I'm somewhat surprised MS-SQL held up well under that load - that says quite a bit about the admin's tuning skills.

    20. Re:The Point is Simple by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Try 5000+. And marketing are talking about 30k+ in the next 12 months.

    21. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No/

      I would consider 15000 per second significant. I've worked on system where 400 inserts would barely wake up the system.

    22. Re:The Point is Simple by the_duke_of_hazzard · · Score: 1

      Pah! 20000 a nanosecond is medium in my head. And my penis is far bigger than yours, too!

    23. Re:The Point is Simple by FuckTheModerators · · Score: 1

      FYI, IIRC, there's a company just outside of Denver that has one of the (if not the) largest MSSQL dbs anywhere, and they clock in at 20TB. Don't remember the name offhand.

      And yes, I've gotten some good mileage out of my MCDBA as well.

    24. Re:The Point is Simple by keytoe · · Score: 1
      - Have dedicated yourself to something for an extended period of time (and are therefore somewhat dependable).
      - Can handle being tested on knowledge that you were supposed to learn during the time you dedicated yourself to something (NOT that you know it, but are comfortable being tested on it).
      You forgot an important one:
      • Have the money to attend an accredited institution for four years.
      The first two are relatively simple in comparison for a majority of people out there.

      Also keep in mind that the 'four year' curriculum is an idealistic goal for those people who don't have to work while attending. I am neither poor nor affluent and as a consequence, college is a pipe dream.
    25. Re:The Point is Simple by Havokmon · · Score: 1
      The people who usually bitch about certifications are the ones who have met a person who is an MSCE and is an idiot. They think: "this guy doesn't even know X, how can he be an MSCE? That MSCE thing is a joke!"

      Well, Personally, I never put much stock in them myself. THEN I met the MSCE. After half a day of him running 3com diagnostics in NT, trying to figure out what the 'IRQ error' was, I arrived onsite and plugged in the network cable for him.

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    26. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Q: What's tougher than getting a Harvard Law Degree?

      A: Getting into Harvard to begin with.

    27. Re:The Point is Simple by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bitch about certifications, not because I do not know what is on them, but because people who get certs without a degree will be considered for the same job as someone without a cert, but with a degree. If I were a hiring manager, the first thing I'd look for is a degree (CS, EE, CE, etc). Then I'd look for certs to refine the search.

      It pisses me off that many people who go to school for four years or more, who have paid quite a bit of money, and have been taught intellectual adaptability are passed over. Call me an elitist, but I view those with no degree, but have certs, as inferior to those who have degrees.

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    28. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was once installing a printer at a customer site, and I asked the MCSE (I saw his certificate on the wall of his office) what his domain was...his immediate reply was "Well, that's a funny thing". You know how sometimes the hair will stand up on the back of your neck?
      I just asked what he meant. "Well, our domain name is the name of our company, but every now and then, I'll see a .com after it, and I don't know where that comes from". God's truth! And he was NOT joking!

    29. Re:The Point is Simple by goof21 · · Score: 1

      So one peice of paper is a better judge of a person's knowledge and experience than another piece of paper?

      While a degree takes significantly more time, effort, and cash to obtain, I can promise you that if you show up for your classes, remember to pick up your books at least once before tests, and do your work as you're supposed to, you're going to graduate. College educations are so prolific now that educational quality has dropped significantly, while universities continue flood the job-market with sheepskins. How many college graduates do you know of who stil write email liek this k thank you? There are plenty. Most of the best administrators and techs I know have very little college education, with a two-year degree at most.. and no certs. And some of the CS degree holders I've known couldn't write a "Hello, world!" program if their very lives depended on it.

    30. Re:The Point is Simple by goof21 · · Score: 1

      Forgot to add:

      I guess the most important peice of paper should be the experience section of the resume itself. HR should know what to look for, instead of filtering out resumes into a cert - no cert pile (or degree - no degree pile). Certainly with a little effort, knowledge, and common sense, you could get better job canidates by actually giving closer scrutiny to the accomplishments/job history section of a resume than you would filtering by education alone (gee, applicant A has 10 years in the field with the same company making things happen with no certs/degree, but we're going to interview the wet-behind-the-ears CS grad with his Phoenix Online degree crisp out of the printer instead).

    31. Re:The Point is Simple by drxenos · · Score: 1

      It's not a pipe dream, but you will have it tough. It depends on how bad you really what it. I was dirt poor (not like the people who just say that--I mean hocking stuff to eat). I worked 10 years in a restaurant to get a four year degree (3 yrs. at a junior college, and 3 at a state college an hour drive from home). It sucked big-time, and my friends (who still work restaurant jobs) thought I was nuts. But it was all worth it; I'm not poor anymore :)

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    32. Re:The Point is Simple by lgw · · Score: 1

      A college degree is a good filter if you're hiring people for their first real job. Beyond a certain experience level, however, it's meaningless. Actual impressive projects completed counts for much more than potential ability,

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    33. Re:The Point is Simple by twiddlingbits · · Score: 1

      Yes, college degrees ARE accredited. The IEEE and ACM have an informal acreditation of CS and EE degree programs based on the classes and material taught matching well with the "Model Cirriculum".

      see alsohttp://www.aisnet.org/Curriculum/#accreditatio n
        ABET (formally know as the Accreditation Board for Engineering and Technology): ABET is a federation of 31 professional engineering and technical societies. CSAB (formerly know as the Computer Sciences Accreditation Board) is the lead society within ABET for accreditation of programs in computer science, information systems, and software engineering, and is a cooperating society for accreditation of computer engineering and information technology. In this capacity, CSAB has responsibility for the development of accreditation criteria and for the selection and training program evaluators (PEV). Accreditation activities previously conducted by the Computer Science Accreditation Commission (CSAC) of CSAB are now conducted by the Computing Accreditation Commission (CAC) of ABET.

      CSAB is governed by its Board of Directors (see Appendix 1) whose members are appointed by the member societies. The current member societies of CSAB are the three largest technical, educational, and scientific societies in the computer and computer-related fields. The member societies are the Association for Computing Machinery, Inc. (ACM) and the Institute of Electrical and Electronics Engineers, Inc. -- Computer Society (IEEE-CS), and the Association for Information Systems (AIS.) The Program Evaluator and Program Criteria Committee (PEPC) is responsible for nominating program evaluators to ABET and for the development of accreditation criteria specific to the areas of computing for which CSAB has responsibility. (www.csab.org)

      There are National Associations that acredit other programs such as Liberal Arts.

    34. Re:The Point is Simple by orin · · Score: 1

      Ah but here is a more interesting question. Given similar experience, do you prefer a candidate with a degree AND certifications above a candidate with only the degree?

    35. Re:The Point is Simple by barzok · · Score: 2, Interesting
      The people who usually bitch about certifications are the ones who have met a person who is an MSCE and is an idiot
      Several years ago, nearly all our Windows admins were MS-certified, and our servers were a disaster. They honestly believed that the best way to distribute anything to the servers was via a floppy, carried from box to box. One of them was well-known to have the domain admin ID and password under his keyboard. And I don't mean "everyone in the datacenter" - I mean a third of the entire IT department knew it.

      All the certified ones left (via a variety of methods, most of them not entirely voluntary), and the non-MS-certified replacements/guys remaining whipped our datacenter into shape astonishingly quickly. We now have MS's monthly patches evaluated, tested and rolled out in under a week, and management of them is entirely centralized. The systems are more stable and more secure.
    36. Re:The Point is Simple by sparkz · · Score: 1

      They gave an MCSE an *office*?!!!

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    37. Re:The Point is Simple by sparkz · · Score: 1
      We now have MS's monthly patches evaluated, tested and rolled out in under a week

      Apart from the question of the difference between evaluation and testing, how exactly do you do this? The descriptions are generally to vague to know what differences to test for, MS prefer to patch vulns with no available exploit code. What exactly do you test? Simply that it installs without errors?

      I am not trolling, I'm just a Solaris guy, and have no idea what is happening when I patch my wife's Windows PC

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    38. Re:The Point is Simple by digable · · Score: 1

      i would also suggest that apart from dedication, university education gives you a 'mode of thought' (well in my experience anyways). i didn't take many specifics away from my degree at all, however, i do feel it gave me a more rounded idea of IT, and also provided necessary concepts (such as ways to structure programs, database design, mathematical concepts, problem solving). yes, most of the knowledge i have learned is out on my own or on the job, however, without the fundamental concepts in the back of my mind, i would be having a lot more problems and wasted time.

      i no longer work specifically in IT (programming), however i don't regret doing the degree, as it has enabled me to progress further career wise, as i am still applying my knowledge and am able to provide (at least somewhat) knowledgeable advice, providing more worth to my position.

      i don't know how vendor certifications work, or if it is any similar, however it does appear as though some 'education centres' just try to churn out bits of paper. i'm sure the same goes with some uni's... however four years of learning concepts (absorbed or not) has to have some weighting as opposed to a five day course?

    39. Re:The Point is Simple by Myopic · · Score: 1
    40. Re:The Point is Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In this situation, I suspect what you'd test for is that it didn't break any of the standard software your company uses, especially anything that custom software (ie; not retail, off-the-shelf software).

      The last thing you want is to deploy a patch across all your desktops and find that it breaks the apps your company relies on. Whether it actually did anything to patch a vulnerability would be a secondary issue, and not nearly as important.

    41. Re:The Point is Simple by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Well...why would one need to know X to be a MSCE?

      You'd need to know XP. And I think that everyone knows how to P...

    42. Re:The Point is Simple by sparkz · · Score: 1
      Whether it actually did anything to patch a vulnerability would be a secondary issue, and not nearly as important.

      Surely that is what *is* important.
      An attitude of "The app software still does what we think the end-users use it for and seems to work, and presumably it fixes the problem it claims to fix" is a non-answer.
      I like a Solaris patch which includes a new .conf file, for example, because I can check it against our existing config file, and decide whether to patch or not. I might even add the patch then manually put back the bits I don't like, just so the patch doesn't get re-added.

      But hey, Windows is Windows ;-)

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    43. Re:The Point is Simple by barzok · · Score: 1

      When you have a couple hundred servers and various regulatory agencies breathing down your neck about not having your OS patches up to date, you can't take a lot of time manually looking at a patch and saying "well, on box A we don't use what patch 1 fixes, so we won't install it there. But we will do it on box B, and we don't need patch 2 on box B but we do need it on A"

      As I understand the process, we scan our environment using tools like Shavlik to find out what servers are missing what patches, based on the patches released by MS, file versions on the servers, etc. If a patch only applies to one DLL, and a particular server doesn't even have a copy of that DLL on it, then the patch doesn't get installed (or if it's attempted, it'll exit without installing anything. The tool then distributes and installed the required patches to each server. We install to our dev and integration testing environments on consecutive evenings, and spend the following day checking that nothing broke. If all's well, we go forward with the production servers.

      We don't validate that it "installs without errors" as that would be short-sighted - we validate that it installs cleanly and, more importantly, doesn't break our applications. In some cases, we've had to force-feed a patch onto a particular box. In other cases, the patch has reset a config setting to its factory default and we've had to go in and clean up after it. If a patch really, really hoses something, we'll back out, retest (to make sure the backout was clean), then re-evaluate.

      But generally, we don't have significant trouble with MS's patches. They've gotten much better over the last couple years.

    44. Re:The Point is Simple by barzok · · Score: 1
      Whether it actually did anything to patch a vulnerability would be a secondary issue, and not nearly as important.

      Surely that is what *is* important.
      You'd think so, but actually no. What we're being checked for is "is the OS/software up to date with all security patches that have been released?" If the answer is yes, then we're clean. Now, if there's an exploit that a patch is issued for, but the patch doesn't entirely cover it, what are we to do? We're in compliance with patching rules (we've got all the patches that we could possibly install), but we've still got a compromisable system. At which point, the issue is with the vendor, not our procedures (just like with SOX - it doesn't matter how screwball your rules and procedures are, as long as you follow them you're in the clear).

      We got slammed by a regulatory agency a few years ago because we were woefully behind on keeping systems patched. We're now current with our patches, and that's what they were concerned about.
    45. Re:The Point is Simple by Majik · · Score: 1

      that's why they have devl/qual and prod environments for these types of situations...

      yeesh.

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    46. Re:The Point is Simple by sethos666 · · Score: 1

      Do you get one of these http://prodtn.cafepress.com/7/18615587_F_tn.jpg?

      This would explain a lot!

    47. Re:The Point is Simple by HvRooyen · · Score: 1

      Similar considerations are relevant in many other fields, like medicine. In spite of hands-on training and no end of examinations the odd braindead person obtains the necessary qualifications. The problem is that certification may be flawed, but it is the best we have.

  11. No certifications here! by ElPresidente1972 · · Score: 1

    I don't believe in certifications. I've never needed them, and I've met too many paper MCSE's. My university degree is more than enough to get the point across, and only one time in my life have I ever been denied a job for not being an MCSE.

  12. Degree Vs DropOut by shashark · · Score: 1

    What's the point of getting a degree when you can Dropout

    1. Re:Degree Vs DropOut by winkydink · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is so you don't have to work so hard that you succeed in spite of the lack of a degree.

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    2. Re:Degree Vs DropOut by samjam · · Score: 1

      Hey!

      Don't knock it, I'm a drop-out with a degree.

      I studied part time over 8 years and got a degree in computing with the open university (www.open.ac.uk. OK, I knew the stuff I was doing anyway (mostly) I just wanted the paper to prove it.

      Why did I drop out? I should have done computing instead of Physical Electronics (I made a diode), but as I was not a quitter I kept at it until it was too late to switch without losing my grant, and I couldn't afford to stay on.

      I worked my way up from PCB assembly until I was writing key software for the Orange/Microsoft flagship smartphones AFTER which I finally completed my degree.

      I now work on bandwidth management products for a new-ish company that I hope you will all hear about one day.

      Sam

  13. CISSP ?? by Artie_Effim · · Score: 0

    SO, I have been thinking about this for a while. I work in the Government contract IA and IS and there are a lot of highly paid people here with CISSPs and other certs who know a lot less than I do. SO, what is the point? It seems that the cert still holds a lot of weight around here, regardless of the knowledge to back it up. 2c

  14. A Few Thoughts: by TripMaster+Monkey · · Score: 5, Interesting


    Fact: You can have the knowledge without having to pay to be Certified when it comes to computers.

    This was exactly my situation before I learned (to my chagrin) that most employers simply won't take you seriously unless you throw the alphabet soup at them.

    Another fact: Just because you have the certification does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who is not certified.

    Again, something I'm uncomfortably familiar with, having to work with more than one 'paper MCSE' in the past...

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    You got it. Unfortunately, that piece of paper is the only way non-technically-minded individuals have to gauge your technical prowes, so they tend to attach unreasonable worth to them.
    This isn't a problem...it's an opportunity. "Turn the problem on its head...that's what the Bishop always said..." (apologies to Harry Harrison).
    Most people in the IT field are good test takers...if you don't think of yourself as a good test taker, you probbly haven't worked hard enough at it. In a world where you will be judged all too often by your alphabet soup, test taking is a skill you must master. Myself, I've only studied for exams from books, rather than take expensive classes, commonly take about 20 minutes to finish a certification exam, and I haven't failed one yet. Am I that much of a genius? Heck no...I just test well, that's all.

    To my mind, the key to testing well (as well as actually coming away with knowledge you can useon the job), is to actually understand the material, rather than simply know the answers by rote. When you can answer the practice questions without looking at the multiple choice answers, and understand why your answer is correct, you're ready.

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    1. Re:A Few Thoughts: by ebyrob · · Score: 1

      When you can answer the practice questions without looking at the multiple choice answers, and understand why your answer is correct, you're ready.

      Good point, just remember the first rule of multiple choice test taking is that you read every answer before you pick one. (Otherwise ambiguous answers can really bite you in the ass.)

      Also, statistically, the answer "B" is most often the correct answer (for when you have to guess). (Unless of course the test-makers are wise to that on a particular test...)

    2. Re:A Few Thoughts: by frostyboy · · Score: 1

      I've never worked for an employer that requires certification, and on the other side of the table, I've never required certification for any particular job I was hiring for. Furthermore I can't speak for what good an MSCE is, since I stay far far away from the windows side of things.

      BUT... If there were two equivalent-on-paper candidates, and both interviewed well, but one has spent the time/effort to get certified, the certified one would definitely have the leg-up on the competition


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    3. Re:A Few Thoughts: by Bonhamme+Richard · · Score: 5, Interesting
      I actually recently had an economics professor explain to me why a college degree is worth something. I know that if I really wanted to understand a subject, I probably wouldn't go to a school of any kind to learn about it. I would buy a bunch of books, sit down, and read until I understood it. If it was something like programming I would code until I got it, if it was physics I'd build catapults and other toys to figure it all out.

      I would probably end up understanding my subject really well, but no one else would know that. My degree is going to say that Mellon believes I know enough about ECE to set me lose upon the world with its reputation attached to my name. So a potential employer knows that CMU trusts my skills, and he will too. While I don't know much about IT certification, I'll assume it has a similar idea behind it.

      Basically, a college degree is the economic equivalent of a warranty for a car. The university loses something (its reputation) if the produce (me) doesn't perform as expected. Is the reputation of a IT institute worth much? Probably not. That means that the warranty (the degree) is probably worth about the same.

      I always thought of IT institutes as a kind of community college for CS students. I would say that if you have no work record, no college degree, and a passion for CS, the IT institutes sound like a good idea. If you have a strong work record or good degree, just look for an employer who knows what to look for.

      Just my thoughts.

    4. Re:A Few Thoughts: by ecalkin · · Score: 1

      first of all, let me preface this by saying that i am i certified trainer (ms and novell) in addition to an cne, mcse, etc, etc, etc...

          several times i have been dragged into helping someone look for technical people. almost always the first question they want to know is what certifications should they be looking for. usually after explaining what's what in the alphabet soup, i try to make this point: certifications are one part of this process. i like to see paper that they took classes. i like to see paper that said they passed the appropriate tests. and i like to see experience.

          let me give you an interesting point of view on this. one of the things that i do when i'm not teaching is do stuff for a little computer place in the town where i live. i worked with a guy that had 'experience', but had not taken the first class or passed the first test. and he did a lot of work for a lot of customers. and then he left. over the next several years, i would find all sorts of brain-dead things that he had done because he didn't know any better. it worked, but barely, or perhaps it looked like it worked.

          when you just learn from experience and only from experience, you miss a lot of very important things that are not 'in-front-of-you' obvious.

          i did this myself with windows nt 3.x. did a lot of learning on my own and then took the class. wow. there were things that i learned that would have been impossible to learn just by experience.

          let me wrap this up by also saying that i have had students that don't know what-the-(fill in the blank) they're doing, asking about what questions will be on the test, etc, etc. i cringe and hope they get washed out.

      eric

    5. Re:A Few Thoughts: by PhilipMckrack · · Score: 1

      I took a test once in college where "B" was always the right answer. Talk about thinking I really screwed up that test when I was done. Everyone was scratching their head after that one.

    6. Re:A Few Thoughts: by I_Want_This_ID · · Score: 1

      go ahead and rip me a new one, but the only alphabet soup I've seemed to need is M.B.A.

      It appears that managers (business and technical) like it when someone with a technical bachelors gets a business masters.

    7. Re:A Few Thoughts: by lheal · · Score: 1

      when you just learn from experience and only from experience, you miss a lot of very important things that are not 'in-front-of-you' obvious.

      I've got a BS in CS. After about 15 years doing computer support and system administration for everything from IBM mainframes to Apple II's, I decided I to get certified. I'm really a Unix guy, but I try to be OS-agnostic. I decided to get the MCSE, since it was the most buzzworthy for my employer (who was paying for it).

      I picked up the Exam Cram series covering the MCSE test. I studied the material, took the tests, and got my certification.

      My experience level helped a lot, limiting the amount of truly new stuff I had to learn. Still, the process smoothed out a lot of rough edges in my skill set, and forced me to explore areas of (in this case) Windows that I otherwise would not have explored.

      That thoroughness is why people should want to be certified. You can have experience, but without some formal training you aren't leveraging yourself well at all.

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    8. Re:A Few Thoughts: by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Except realistically:

      - You're not going to work out degree-level physics on your own.

      - It's going to take an enormous of money to outfit yourself with the necessary lab equipment.

      - You'll also need to network a lot to find people to act as tutors, and probably pay them too.

      Some of the same problems apply to CS. Could I have bought myself a 370 mainframe and leading-edge graphics workstations, bought CAD software and chip fabrication facilities, outfitted an electronics lab, hired leading knowledgeable people in the field to assist me with the difficult concepts, and basically done the equivalent of my CS degree in my spare time? I guess so, but it was a lot easier to go to college.

      To put it another way: if your CS degree really only covers stuff that you could learn on your own in your spare time with a book, then you went to a really crappy college.

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    9. Re:A Few Thoughts: by Xtravar · · Score: 1

      Wow. I "went to a really crappy college" since I didn't learn anything. However, my college's computer science program is consistently ranked as one of the top 10 CS programs in the United States.

      Let's just face the facts- most people are incompetent idiots, and all institutions are designed around this fact.

      This means that half of your "computer gurus" with computer science degrees are just World of Warcraft/Halo playing buffoons who thought "I like computer games. I think I'll get a computer science degree."

      It's in the workplace where reality sets in and those who really have knowledge can shine and be rewarded. You just have to find the right employer.

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    10. Re:A Few Thoughts: by MoaDweeb · · Score: 1

      Not all peoples have the time or money to go to University/ College to get a shiny degree. Certification via CCNA, A+, MCSE etc is a comparitively cheap and time-effective manner of getting specific and relevant training on a particular topic. Also it shows a minimum level of competency and understanding and also that you have enough gumption to get off your ass and do some work. Certification & Tertiary qualifications are similar in that all they do is give you a framework or skeleton of knowledge to further develop. Certification necessarily is a smaller framework due to its time & topic limitations but still a basically complete runthrough. Those who are trained but not qualified may find it difficult to convince prospective employers that they have the requisite skills.

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  15. who knows by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

    I've done just fine for friends/co-workers working on their pieces of crap with no initials after my name. I suppose if you're in a corporate setting, though, it would be a LOT different.

    If the job requires cert and you know the stuff, might as well get resume fodder.

    1. Re:who knows by nsillik · · Score: 1

      I'd like to think you're joking. I am, however, painfully aware that you are not.
      There is a difference between moving MSWormyMcWorm.a.1 from someone's computer by reading Symantec or Norton's howto and managing and sysadmining a mission critical DB, web, mail, or other server.
      While I find certifications to be as annoying as the next guy, I can't agree that you're experience in formatting a hard drive is equivalent to the information contained in certification tests.

    2. Re:who knows by 42Penguins · · Score: 1

      I would say that I've learned quite a bit from working as an assistant netadmin at a local HS for the last 2 years. Especially since the REAL admin was blind most of the first year, and recovering from eye surgery most of the second. Tried a sample A+ test, only scored a 75%.

  16. Certs get you past HR by gatkinso · · Score: 1

    ...and for the workflow software to flag, hence getting it forwarded to the hiring human being.

    Aside from that, they may or may not be of value.

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  17. If it's what gets you the job... by haluness · · Score: 1

    ..then you probably need it!

    I'm not in the IT field per se and so I don't have any experience of certifications. But it seems to me (after reading a lot of rants and comments on /.) that it's what gets you noticed.

    Now, if you are some IT superman, you probably will get noticed without it and this discussion is moot. But for the rest of us, I would think we'd just have to get a peice of paper which gets the foot in the door.

    I fully agree with the submitter - a certification is no gaurantee of knowledge or skill and it sucks to have to get one because a job wants one or a promotion requires one :(

    1. Re:If it's what gets you the job... by ghound · · Score: 1

      That's currently my problem. I've been hunting an IT job for over 18 months and even though I have over 20 years of on-the-job experience and self-study, and about four years of solid IT positions, I can't seem to connect with an employer because so many require some kind of certification.

    2. Re:If it's what gets you the job... by MyTwoCentsWorth · · Score: 1

      If you say that you have the skills but no certs, and the lack of certs keeps you from getting a job, why did you not use some of those 18 months to get some certs ? It can be done, you know, when you are familiar with the topic, unemployed and have LOTS of time on your hands.
      Happy Posting.

    3. Re:If it's what gets you the job... by ghound · · Score: 1

      True. Bad planning on my part. I'm not unemployed, just doing something completely unrelated.

  18. I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by Vodalian · · Score: 5, Insightful
    When a shop requires certifications (MCSE, Cisco, Novell, Solaris... don't care which), you can count on the following:

    1. You will have a pointy haired boss. This person will be a "manager", and have little technical skill. He/She will not be able to actually evaluate your work at a technical level. He/She will use "industry standard" metrics to evaluate your performance. The fact that you have a $CERTIFICATE makes you a safe bet for them to hire, since they probably can't tell the difference between someone walking in off the street and lying their ass off, and a seasoned 10 year IT vet.

    2. You will make roughly "industry standard" wage, since your boss will really have no idea what you may or may not be worth.

    3. Your chances of getting promoted to management are close to nil. After all, you can't go promoting the people that do all the work. They're too hard to find!

    4. Your shop will get dragged, kicking and screaming into new technologies, since these likely have no certifications, and therefore no way for management to evaluate their worth. Your positive opinion towards new technologies will be considered an attempt to fill your resume in a vain attempt at escape or promotion.

    Get certified... Work for the clueless.

    1. Re:I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by msormune · · Score: 1

      Dilbert, I hope you're not writing that on company time! the boss

    2. Re:I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by tumbleweedsi · · Score: 0

      Point 4 is particularly true for me. In my old job I was always seen as a flight risk because it was clear that I was able to get other jobs and whenever I pushed for some personal development they saw it as the same as me retyping my CV on company time.

      The irony of it was that I was really committed to the company and was very upset when they hired a replacement and then sacked me illegally, the fact that they had to pay me off and I walked into a dream job where I am valued and feel secure and am paid nearer what I am worth is a bit of a softener but it still should not have been.

      Some companies are bad companies and it does not matter if you are certified or not as the good companies will know it if you have paper or not.

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    3. Re:I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by who's+got+my+nicknam · · Score: 1

      Exactly! Those bastards.

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    4. Re:I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by dieMSdie · · Score: 1


      Umm, not always the case.

      I had to get a CCNA for my current position, and my boss used to do my exact job. He is SO far removed from the PHB in Dilbert. And HIS boss used to do the same job...

      Yeah, I got lucky, I know!

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    5. Re:I saved this from a previous slashdot article. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Get certified... Work for the clueless." -- I am confused: is this a warning or encouragement?

  19. Mo money, mo money, mo money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So what is the point of getting IT ertifications? To have a piece of paper

    Many people think (with some justification) that the piece of paper will lead to a higher income.

    That's all.

  20. CYA by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Since I'm in my own business, this doesn't apply, but if I were a mid-level manager and needed to hire an IT person, and I hire someone with certification I can truthfully say I checked his qualifications. If they screw up, well, it's not my fault because I checked on what I could. But if I hire someone without certification, and they screw up, I can't prove I did all I was supposed to.

    At least that's how I hear it from friends. Personally, I'd rather throw out oddball questions that most people won't expect from a manager and see if they actually know how to do what they claim they can -- or can at least think through the process. I'd rather have a competent tech or programmer than a certified one, but if you're not a the top, it can be different. Then it's better to prove you checked credentials and certifications than that the person actually be able to do the job.

    1. Re:CYA by spockbert · · Score: 1
      Personally, I'd rather throw out oddball questions that most people won't expect from a manager and see if they actually know how to do what they claim they can -- or can at least think through the process

      I've had a couple of interviews like that when I was applying for a co-op job in college. One interview was for a tech support over-the-phone job and they presented me with a few scenarios and asked me to talk through them as if the interviewer were the customer. Another interview for a system admin job (might have been database admin) they guy just started asking me random questions. "Why are manhole covers round?" "If I gave you a barometer and asked you to find the height of that building over there using the barometer, how would you do it?" Weird stuff like that. It wasn't until after the interview that I realized what was going on. He was trying to evaluate my critical thinking skills and my ability to think on my feet.

    2. Re:CYA by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

      ...if I were a mid-level manager and needed to hire an IT person, and I hire someone with certification I can truthfully say I checked his qualifications. If they screw up, well, it's not my fault because I checked on what I could. But if I hire someone without certification, and they screw up, I can't prove I did all I was supposed to.

      Ouch! Talk about planning for failure instead of working towards success. I personally would prefer to hire competent people I think will do a job and do it really well. That way, they won't make a huge screw up. Starting a job with covering your ass first and getting things done properly second is a pretty good way to lower the quality of the work done.

    3. Re:CYA by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Actually, my last interview was for a job at a large company, and was conducted pretty much the way you would probably do it.

      Of course, in this case the interviewers were the department manager, who had risen up from the ranks and somewhere in the neighborhood of 15-20 years of technical experience, and his tehnical lead.

      Fortunately for us both, they actually knew exactly what the position required, since otherwise they wouldn't have hired someone with the skillset they needed, and I probably wouldn't have even been considered. Even after working there over 2 years I can't say I'm qualified for the job title I was given, and in those terms I'm completely outclassed by my coworkers (all of whom are older than my dad, and more than half have been with the company longer than I've been alive). But, I'm able to do my job effectively, and the skills I do have are a nice balance to theirs, especially in light of the changes that have happened in the tech industry in the last decade or so.

      of course, this is a company which has been around for almost 50 years (at least the division I worked for has), and seems to have learned a few things. They don't seem to include HR in hiring for technical positions, at least not until they get to the filling out paperwork part. Even better, the HR person helping me through that part, when remarking on the fact that I actually read the employment contract before I signed it, seemed genuinely shocked that any company would even consider using the kind of "all your base" clauses many in the industry seem to think of as boilerplate.

      I'm sure there's a lesson in there about "companies you want to work for" for those who're interested.

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    4. Re:CYA by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      ...if I were a mid-level manager and needed to hire an IT person, and I hire someone with certification I can truthfully say I checked his qualifications. If they screw up, well, it's not my fault because I checked on what I could.

      On the contrary: it most certainly would be your fault, because you used a naive recruitment process and hired crappy applicants, and your job was to use a good process to hire good applicants.

      I'd rather have a competent tech or programmer than a certified one, but if you're not a the top, it can be different.

      If I were at the top, my organisation would only use recruiters who liked the start of your second paragraph more than the end of your first. Of course, the system is engineered by those currently at the top to ensure that no-one like me will ever get there to threaten them. Oh, well...

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    5. Re:CYA by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      You are correct, however, for most managers, the first goal is to not get fired and move up the ladder. It is more in the manager's self interest to CYA instead of hiring the best person if there is any risk involved. Yes, the company suffers, but the manager can justify his decision so he able to pass the blame to the interviewee for misrepresentation or other issues.

      It's not about good quality work. It's about kissing up and keeping your job!

    6. Re:CYA by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      So why aren't you at the top, making those decisions, if you are so clued in?

      Seriously, you missed the point. I've worked in other organizations and still have friends making their living by working for others. For the most part, if you can justify who you hired by citing an alphabet soup behind their name, you're FAR better off in terms of staying in your job than if you hire someone with some risk involved. That's the point: in most companies, it's more about CYA than improving performance.

      One point along the way: I see a lot of people here blaming the MBAs and business types. Most of these people know their fields as well as IT people know theirs. It's those people that don't have the background and somehow get into management that are the trouble -- their the ones who will hire on certification and who will let the managers under them do the same thing -- instead of focusing on iniative and creativity.

    7. Re:CYA by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      I don't mean that kind of oddball questions, although I have been known to do that. I mean looking at the resume as they come in and, when they're expecting quesitons like, "So why do you want to work here?" or other typical questions, I'll ask them what language they prefer to use on the backend of a web server for processing data, which web server they like, and why. I have to admit it's almost fun to see their expressions when someone they think is only a business person (hey, the company started on custom software I wrote!) is more focused on the tech than they expect. It takes them a while to get used to that and for them to stop talking down to me.

    8. Re:CYA by lgw · · Score: 1

      I once accumulated 100 distinct answers to the barometer question. My favorite it still: find the building super, and offer him this nice barometer if he'll tell you the height of the building.

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    9. Re:CYA by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 1
      So why aren't you at the top, making those decisions, if you are so clued in?

      Because my interest is in doing good technical work, not management. I already work for a small company whose managers are perfectly competent enough to use sensible recruiting policies themselves. I don't imagine someone like me working for someone like them is a coincidence for either party. :-)

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    10. Re:CYA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I once had an interviewer (actually there were two of them) try and ask the manhole cover, but totally fucked it up. They asked something like "why are there manhole covers on the street". I really didn't have any answer for it, already in a really bad mood from something that happened earlier in the day, and I'd already fucked up the interview so bad I was just giving absurd answers to their questions. I think my final answer was something like "so people can laugh at the bum that pops up from the manhole and gets hit by a car". They apparantly liked that answer so much that they escorted me out of the building warning me that "they hack back" in case I decided to attack their network.

    11. Re:CYA by sparkz · · Score: 1
      Now that *IS* a good answer.

      It doesn't only have a good chance of providing the correct answer (the question is unlikely to specify any requirement to return the barometer), it also shows social [engineering] skills.

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    12. Re:CYA by TheWanderingHermit · · Score: 1

      It's good that you've found your niche. The reason I asked the question (and I admit it was confrontational) is because I've heard a LOT of people telling me how to run my business. I've heard people saying things like, "Well, anyone could run that business" (about my biz and others), or, especially, "Well, I could run that business, too, if someone gave me the chance." That last one always amuses me. Nobody gave me a chance to run my business, I started it and created the chance on my own. People who are running businesses (and I'm not talking about obscenely priced CEOs) generally are in that position because, in one way or another, they earend it.

      So when someone says, "Gee, I could do that," or starts indicating that they could do a great job in such a position, my question is always why they aren't doing that. Most of the time, if I ask it aloud, the answer comes back as a bunch of excuses or comments like, "Nobody ever gave me a chance like that." Those excuses (or that statement), though, show exactly WHY they aren't running a business, why they likely never will, and why they'd probably suck at it. Such answers show a clear misunderstanding of how people get to be in charge of a biz.

      Your answer, though, makes it quite clear you are in your niche. It's similar for me. I tried many things, always suspecting I was going to have to "bite the bullet", bust my tail, and get something going. Now that I have, I'm in my niche. I think most of the mid-level managers that rely on certifications instead of establishing a person's skill are NOT in their niche, not truly happy and comfortable where they are, and have no clue about how to find where they belong. I really pity them.

    13. Re:CYA by sparkz · · Score: 1
      I recently (succesfully - start in 4 weeks) had an interview which was designed in the formal pattern, though they were good enough to provide the manager and a techie to do the interview.

      We were in there for 2 and a half hours (felt like 30 minutes) whilst the techie and myself argued about different points (we even got down to drawing diagrams of how we'd do things, and why) - we rarely agreed - whilst the manager just sat and listened, since he didn't understand 90% of what we were saying. So although they'd formualted the interview into a setup of "techie asks questions / manager asks questions", I think I threw them by getting too involved in the details of the questions they were asking (which indicates that they were asking good questions).

      After 2.5h of fun argument, I phoned the agency to say "it was fun, but I don't know if they'll want to give me a job because I was just an argumentative bastard!", I got a call back within an hour saying they did want to give me a job.

      Then it got passed back to HR, who took another 2.5 weeks (!) to get the paperwork to me.

      Techies are good at interviewing techies.

      I do enjoy giving (and receiving) oddball questions in interviews, whichever side of the desk I'm on. As a potential employer, it gives me a good idea about the kind of person I'm going to be working with. As a potential employee, getting asked an oddball question tells me that they're not just a bunch of box-tickers, but that they value original thinkers.

      An interview with no oddball questions disturbs me; it makes me think that I'll be forced to sit inside a box alongside countless identical "individuals".

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    14. Re:CYA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's from Head of the Class... an old TV series.

      My solution would be to drop it off the top of the building and time (if using a stop watch is against the rules count seconds) how long it takes to crash down. Acceleration due to gravity ~ 9.8 meters per second per second (neglectin wind resistance). Distance = acceleration * time^2

  21. the sad truth by tazanator · · Score: 1

    Well I can sum it up in a comparison to the college deplomas. I work with a guy that runs an Ebay outlet for the company. He is well paid and got hired at a larger salery because he had a BS, however the BS degree is in English lititure. I have only a HS deploma and MANY years experiance I am often hired in at the same wages as a high school deploma earns. It seems that the pay is based on how much training (regardless if it fits the field or not) you have recieved.

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    1. Re:the sad truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like you need a few more courses in "lititure." Either you're trying to be funny or you can't spell very well.

    2. Re:the sad truth by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well jesus, at least he would never write 'deploma'

    3. Re:the sad truth by tazanator · · Score: 1

      well I techincal have a learning disability in written expression. so yeah I can't spell or appear better than 4th grade in writing, but on a system I tend to blow most others away from experiance and knowledge.

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  22. The point IS the piece of paper. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Most of the time I'd say that people going for certifications are already fairly familiar with whatever software/hardware they want certified for.

    It may sound stupid, but the reason you pay to take a test to get a piece of paper stating that you know something is to have an organization backing your claims of expertise up.

  23. Same as every other qualification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's the same as every other qualification, it's just for the piece of paper. (But some are not worth the paper they are written on :cough: MCSE :cough:)

  24. Doy by Apreche · · Score: 1

    Certifications are things that stupid people get because stupid companies require you to have them before they hire you or give you certain responsibilities. Smart people don't get stupid certifications or work for stupid companies. About the only thing they are good for is resume filler.

    A good idea is to get one or two of the better certs and stick them on the resume. If an employer seems really interested in them then don't work there!

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    1. Re:Doy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      sounds like someone not smart enough to pass the first exam. They require some skill and are a good baseline for employers. Duh.

  25. Certis by sfled · · Score: 1


    Got a couple of certis - from my own experience, I learn only those things that interest me, leading to holes in my education. The certi course of study will cover material you may not otherwise have learned. Other than that...

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  26. Certification saves the highers butt. by jellomizer · · Score: 1

    Espectilly in government where people are repremanded for their failure vs. corprate which rewards for their success. If you hire a person who is certified and he does a crappy job you can say but he was a certified professional. Vs. if they hired someone without the certifications and he did a crappy job, then the hirer would be in a load of trouble for hiring somone without proof of their credentials. If they harded somone who was not certified and he did a good job for many years but that one project that he messed up on many people in government will use that to get rid of the person who hired them. A certification doesn't say I know what I am dooing but it says you will not get in trouble if you hire me and I don't know what I am dooing.

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    1. Re:Certification saves the highers butt. by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Certification can also back fire. I have seen people happily get a fulltime position with their certification.

      Then management/HR decides over the years to decline raises and bonuses. Based on the fact that these people were hired on certifcations and that their skills/cert have expired. Some cruel things out there.

  27. My opinion by Docrates · · Score: 1

    When you're hiring, you have very little to go on when it comes to judging attitued, aptitude, knowledge and skills.

    Certification should be considered as a contribution to the knowledge part, but not much more than that. Even when it comes to knowledge it should be suggestive and not deterministic.

    Problem is, lots of people with lower skills, knowledge and aptitude than those required by a position are the ones doing the hiring, and so take these certification as an indicator of all 4 characteristics I mentioned earlier, instead of just 1.

    If you're a manager doing the hiring, please note that certification is not that very different from any other seminar when it comes to judging how good an employee will be.

    If you're the one looking to get hired, please note that most managers won't pay attention to my previous paragraph and so certification will probably help you find a job.

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  28. Employer needs to know what you know. by Poromenos1 · · Score: 1

    Employers ask for resumes for a reason, they want to see what you know. They can't see how much you know from a 30 minute interview, so they want to look at your resume. Of course, if you know more, they'll realise that while you're working for them and promote you, or, conversely, realise you don't know anything and fire you. I just hope they knew the difference between useful and useless degrees (like the ECDL).

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  29. Certifications by killmenow · · Score: 1

    I love having lots of certifications. It shows how smart you are. Plus, it just looks cool having all those letters after your name.

    -Killmenow, CCNA, CNE, MCSE, RHCE

    PS. Really, I let them ALL expire. They were neat to obtain but serve almost no practical purpose. They are mostly there for HR types, PHBs who wouldn't know talent from a hole in the ground, and vendors to bilk you out of more and more money keeping you on the re-cert treadmill.

  30. The real question is the one you ask your boss. by aixnotpains · · Score: 0

    Will I get a raise if i pass the RHCE, CCNE, MCSE etc etc. simple answer..... NO! So I have to agree there is no point. I have been a systems admin/engineer for about 13 years. I have NEVER taken a cert test. They just strike me as a waste of money and time. My managers have mostly always agreed.

  31. Get as many certs as possible by Zen · · Score: 1

    Yes, I agree that to those who know what they are doing, the certifications do not necessarily mean anything unless you're talking about top tier cert's like cisco's CCIE. However, I have yet to know of a large company's HR department that does not use ceritications to rule out potential applicants. A similar resume that both people have 5 years of experience and a bachelor's degree, but one person has a CCNP and a couple other cert's, they will sometimes throw out the person without a cert depending on their departmental regulations, and other times they will simply put the person with the cert's on top of the pile, so the hiring supervisor may not get to the person without a cert, even if it turns out that they are better qualified.

    Personally, my company pays for $2000 of technical training per employee per year. We can choose to use that money towards a class, or towards taking tests, etc. They don't pay if we fail. We also do not typically get raises because of it, but when promotions do come around, it does make you look better as compared to your coworkers. Also, it is something to fall back on if you do get fired or quit from your current job. There is no downside to getting a certification unless you are legitimately broke and your employer does not pay. I see no reason for the general masses to not get a certification as the pointy hairs generally look at it and think you're a god.

  32. Re:There is no point unless... by cprice · · Score: 2, Informative

    Most IT managers are dimwitted when it comes to qualifications. Keep in mind that HR recruiters, who are usually even more retarded than IT managers, screen resumes before the IT manager sees them. Certs are a good way to back up what your resume says and get yourself into the 'to be interviewed' pile.

    I just left a site where the guy with the most certs was probably the worst technical person in a team of ~10. I wouldnt trust him to swap tapes in the library, nevermind have root...

  33. Point? It's a filter. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications are designed to act as a coarse filter for skill sets. Specifically, having a certification for skill set X does not imply that you are proficient in skill set X, but it's a good first approximation.

    It's not a perfect standard, but it's all we've got. What are the alternatives? "Job experience" on a resume isn't a good one; in a world where PHBs don't understand the technology that their developers are working on, generating "job experience" for a resume is as easy as passing a certification exam.

  34. No Cert and No CS degree == ? by MarkEst1973 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    I have neither a certification from a major vendor nor a CS degree. And I'm asked time and again how/why I got my computer skills. I'm knowledgeable and well read, but the lack of the "piece of paper" is glaring to employers.

    Students with the 4.0GPAs with CS degrees might come out of school and not know jack about shit, while the self-taught guy with a 2.8 in Liberal Arts might code rings around the former. That's a fact.

    I am in the process of getting certified and I would relish the opportunity to go back to school and get a CS degree. But the cert is a notch on my resume and a clear win in the short term. Once I'm in the door I know I can do well.

    It's all about getting the toe in the door. Get the "piece of paper".

    1. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by killmenow · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Students with the 4.0GPAs with CS degrees might come out of school and not know jack about shit, while the self-taught guy with a 2.8 in Liberal Arts might code rings around the former. That's a fact.
      It's a fact that Alice might be better than Bob at knife-throwing, too.
    2. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by mandreko · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I don't even think i'd worry about getting the certs.

      I am a 21 year old kid, who went to 3 years of college for computer science, and by the time the 3rd year came around, I was sick of it. The moment that made me realize it, was when I was in a 400 level class, about networking, and we were going over subnetting. The professor mentioned "binary". A kid in the class says "how do we count in binary?". Then everyone else started in saying they didn't know either.

      This was a 400 level class, designed for the people who were almost out of school going to get jobs in the computer field. I dropped all my classes, and said goodbye to all my profs.

      I haven't got any certs, because they seem worthless.

      I got a job at a local ISP. I'm not rich, but for being 21, out on my own, I'm doing pretty good. I own a house, just bought a new 2005 mustang gt, and live happily. My job doesn't require me to take BS tests that show I know what they already know I know. They just let me do my thing.

    3. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The top computer-technology people in the world all match that description. Gates, Dell, etc.

    4. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by E++99 · · Score: 1
      I am a 21 year old kid, who went to 3 years of college for computer science, and by the time the 3rd year came around, I was sick of it...
      That's exactly what I did in the same situation. Then after 10 years in really good position with a company, they went out of business, in what happened to be very bad job market for programmers and with me supporting a family. So I had to resort to getting a questionable "degree" on the Internet to put on my resume. I'd recommend finishing the credits you need in your spare time while it's easy.
    5. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by MyTwoCentsWorth · · Score: 1

      So you're trying to come out of the closet as a crook ? (buying a degree to put on a resume... you should be so fired.).
      Happy Posting.

    6. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Students with the 4.0GPAs with CS degrees might come out of school and not know jack about shit, while the self-taught guy with a 2.8 in Liberal Arts might code rings around the former. That's a fact.

      My Girlfriend is a CS Academic Tutor at her school, the other CS tutor, was amazed to hear my girlfriend codes all her html by hand, and admited he doesn't even know html, and only uses dreamweaver. Now I see html as a stepping stone for almost any web programmer, yet he has 3.9 GPA, is a CS major, and doesn't even know HTML, so you are right, a BA/BS in CS, doesn't mean you are better trained then someone who has no "formal" training. Yet he will have probably at least twice as good a chance as the one who doesn't have a formal training. Sad yet true facts of Reality
    7. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by bradleycarpenter · · Score: 1

      CS != HTML. Most CS programs don't teach anything about HTML. At least mine did not. Not anything against HTML just that it isn't all that important in the larger spectrum of CS.

    8. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by cosinezero · · Score: 1

      I have no certs and no CS degree, and neither have ever stopped me from getting a job and making competetive money in this field. There's a ton of ways to get your toe in the door in IT, among them finding your own clients, doing internships, or even just plain building a good portfolio of what you know.

    9. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      Notice that those top guys aren't terribly good programmers either (Gates, Dell, Ellison, Jobs). You have a point, but let's make sure that we're comparing apples to apples.

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    10. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Ralp · · Score: 1

      Good point. I'd forget the classes altogether; just claim on your résumé that you have the degree regardless.

    11. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by MxTxL · · Score: 1

      Watch out... You're limiting yourself.

      You already shelled out the cash for the three years, you really should be smart enough not to throw away that investment just because your fellow classmates are dumb.

      You might have a good job now, but it won't last forever.... with wife and kids eventually things just get harder. You should try to advance yourself while you are still young and before you get tied up too tight in reality. Especially while you have some disposable income.

      Take this from an old-timer... i'm 26 :)

    12. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by khallow · · Score: 1

      No, clearly he had to eat babies to earn that degree. Have some respect.

    13. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I, on the other hand, graduated college with 2 degrees (EE and Computer Engineering), and now make $300K per year.

      Go figure!

    14. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Topherbyte · · Score: 1

      Completely agree with parent.

      I taught myself how to program BASIC in 1982 at age 10. In '97 I dropped out of a very respectable California university in my senior year because the Siren's call of the Tech Boom got to me. When I explain this in a job interview I get nothing but agreement that I made the correct decision. I would still like to have a university degree someday... but not in CS.

      Anyhow, I paid my dues to the industry by working Help Desk. Now, with several years experience running the gamut from Help Desk, to QA, to SysAdmin, to Network Engineer, to Developer, to DBA... I find that my certifications of choice (Java and Oracle) allow me to get a job nearly anywhere, in nearly any industry, just by snapping my fingers and acting thrilled about whatever business XYZ company does.

      Your experience may differ but don't underestimate what certfications CAN do for you, especially when you're being compared to Joe Schmoe college graduate.

      Lastly, don't forget to ENJOY whatever technical work you do. Enjoyment == Longevity == Lots of Toys.

    15. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Slime-dogg · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Students with the 4.0GPAs with CS degrees might come out of school and not know jack about shit, while the self-taught guy with a 2.8 in Liberal Arts might code rings around the former. That's a fact.

      Mights are not usuals. I would also expect a self-taught guy to code in rings, as a good CS program will stress that spaghetti should only be served on a plate.

      My experience: Self-taught guys do not have a good grasp of algorithmic efficiency, code documentation, and generally code with poor style. They also have a tougher time grasping new concepts, and tend to not understand how the underlying parts work. You may be able to code a pop-up window in VB from reading in a book, but that is not all that impressive.

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    16. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by mandreko · · Score: 1

      yep, I'm taking the rest of the classes I need to get the stupid peice of paper in my spare time. I'm doing them all online so I don't have to take off work to go down there.

      I'm always aware that the "newest big thing" could take out my company and I'd be without a job. I always keep that in the back of my mind, and have backups. I have several places that have asked me to work for them, and I've had to turn them down. They always say if I ever need work, to let them know.

      I make enough money that I can put some aside every month into a long term savings. This way I have money piling up while I'm young, and earning interest. That way when I find that special girl out there, and spawn children, we have some money to retire on.

      I may be young, but I'm smart, and listen to my elders, even if they're only 5 years older ;)

    17. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I own a house, just bought a new 2005 mustang gt"

      In other words you have alot of DEBT, but make enough to cover the PAYMENTS.

      Next time try not to brag about stuff you don't own.

    18. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by paulpas · · Score: 1

      Coming from the ISP background myself, I can certainly say that it gives you an atypical exposure to every avenue of IT. You have high stress, lots of money/minute lost for downtime, direct custimer interactions, stressed bosses and seasoned and novice admins to deal with. Attention detail is a must. You end up touching a lot of different networking and server equipment that a standard corporate environment would never let you mess with, much less figure it out due to necessity or staffing issues. If you've ever stood an ISP up from the ground up then you have room for a pretty impressive resume. I would much rather hire someone like that (*shameless promtion*myself) than an $CERTIFIED person with only Corporate America experience.

      I started at 19 @ 7.25/hr, I'm 26 now and I am 8/10s of the way to 6 figures because I am pretty good at working with nothing. Plus I'm cute.

      Unfortunately it places me in a boring Corporate America cube job as a contractor. I thought I'd give this a try to see if I liked the change of pace and free time after COB. Any startups need a good admin for part time work outside of my real job? :)

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    19. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Students ... might come out of school ... while the self-taught guy ... might code rings around the former. That's a fact.

      Nope, that's a guess that an atypical case might exist, somewhere. Oh, wait, I think I heard the same thing from a friend, who said he found something similar on the Intarweb once... so it must be true after all!

    20. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Dominic_Mazzoni · · Score: 1

      You just discovered the difference between a mediocre school and a competitive university. If you were at MIT, Caltech, or Stanford, 90% of the entering class would be able to do long division in binary. The difference isn't what they teach you, it's being surrounded by other smart, motivated students. I think you'd have fun in upper-division computer science classes at these schools.

    21. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure... but why should an employer bet their money on 'might'?

    22. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by ltbarcly · · Score: 1

      "And then it turns out that a lot of the students at my school were dumb, so I dropped out during senior year in the middle of a semester."

      I call BULL SHIT. Maybe this story will work on grandma, but there is no reason to try to pawn it off here.

      You've put yourself in the following situation:
      1. You are an idiot for dropping out so close to graduation.
      OR
      2. You are lying to make yourself come off better than you should.

      I'm guessing that it is a big fat #2. In fact, I'm guessing that this whole post is your cover story for getting kicked out of school for weed or something. Why you would volunteer it like this is curious. It may be that you have serious emotional issues and couldn't bring yourself to finish college, and the 'they were all idiots' routine is your defense mechanism.

      Regardless, this story stinks. No way will I believe it.

    23. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by jafo · · Score: 1

      I also have no degree and no certificates. The last time I was asked about the degree was almost 15 years ago. I was being interviewed to do some light HP-UX system administration, and network administration for a group of around 30 developers. In reality, I was being hired as "remote hands" for an admin located in another state that was managing this group, so their requirements weren't that high, though pay was for some reason.

      The interview boiled down to this: "You worked at HP in 1998 and 1999. What were you doing there?" "The first job was as an intern doing software testing. The second was working in the HP-UX development lab writing tools to test standards compliance." "You worked at the HP-UX Development lab?" "Yes." "Don't take this the wrong way, but I don't see any degrees listed, do you have a degree?" "No." "When can you start?"

      So, at some point I think you get past people asking about the degree and being more interested in your experience. The degree may be able to get you into new experiences that you might not otherwise be able to cite experience for in the past. However, experience trumps a degree.

      I know some people who are extremely good and have a degree, and some that are extremely good and have no degree. I also know someone with a degree from MIT that I would never hire.

      When I hire, I usually think of who I know that I think would be good for the job first, and have had passable luck with hiring that way.

      Sean

    24. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by sparkz · · Score: 1
      You need some way of demonstrating your skill.

      If you're a web designer, build a few web pages, showing the range of your abilities. Document each one, showing what techniques were used in each site.

      If you're a programmer, it can be more difficult; I've written a few Free Software utilities, which I can link to from my CV; I can also provide the URL to the commercial package I have written, in my own case.
      This is more problematic, though, as a potential employer would need to download the software and run it to see if it seems any good. Unless it's got an OSI license, they probably won't get any chance to view the code you actually wrote.

      If you're a sysadmin, it's even more difficult; you can say "I did X, Y and Z" but it's hard to prove, unless you were the key element in transforming a major website (eg, you implemented the UI change which eBay made a year or two ago).

      If you have no paperwork to back you up, and no portfolio, I have no reason to look at you twice. You need to give me (as a potential employer) something else, which will at least make me give you a 30minute phone call, in which you can wow me with your prowess.

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    25. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been on both the hiring(/firing) and applying sides. I concur that IF you don't have a warm-lead on the job (ie personal ref) then certs may make a difference "getting the toe in the door" or more specifically through the first round of resume culling.

      Certs can be overlooked for someone informally qualified if that person is represented by a good job rep or referal.

      Keep in mind that if your resume looks like crap (visually, grammitically, etc) than it often won't matter what your certs are. If you don't know what a good resume looks like, ask someone who hires.

      Also, don't bother with certs that you won't care about... if you learn the content for the sake of only getting the cert, you'll forget everything in no time. Certs DO make you stand out from those that don't have them, but they won't help you keep the job.

    26. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by atlacatl · · Score: 1

      Well, most CS programs (worth the money you pay for) don't teach you programming - I'd worry if they did. So I agree with you here: HTML isn't all that important in big scheme of things. Implementing an HTTP server in a networking class may be, but not really the HTML.

      And saying that half the class were idiots because they couldn't do binary addition is just plain shortsighted.

      Perhaps you missed a good opportunity to get some scholarship money and going into doing research in grad school or even a PhD where you decide on your research topics - Since you claim to have been doing well in your courses...Unless you werent't and hence you didn't finish the degree or had other reasons to drop out - Hopefull it's temporary - Go back, dude (I mean the dude that started this thread)...

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    27. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      Exactly. People who haven't been to college tend to believe that reading a How to program C++ book and working as a junior programmer somewhere for 2 years will actually give them a well rounded employee that understands not only the programming aspect of projects but the economic aspect as well. Hell most CS people are lacking in that as well.

      I believe every engineering major should get an MBA before entering the workplace. Every CS person I've worked with was an excellent programmer. However, being able to program a linux device driver doesn't do a fucking bit of good when you're working on an enterprise level financial system and they are confused by what a debit is versus a credit. Same goes for science or anything else.

      The best programmers I knew in college (at OU of course) were those in the Meterology Department. They had to build all their own models and such and learned (this is in the 90's) the Korn Shell and C Programming backward and forward. Not to mention the physics and math they studied. Impressive degree in my opinion.

      I hire for attitude and passion, anyone can program. Very few can program with a passion and good attitude (hell I can't even do that).

    28. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by E++99 · · Score: 1

      I have an AA from a regular college, a year of coursework towards my BS (no pun intended) in C.S. at a regular university, and I have a BS (no pun intended) in C.S. from Almeda University for my previous credits plus credit for my work in the industry since then. I list the the two degrees plus the coursework on my resume and answer any questions about them honestly. (And I happen to be the best developer in my organization.) So I should be fired because why?

    29. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

      We live in an age of credentialism, one only has to look to last centuries Degreed, MD's, and PHD's to realize that credentials don't guarantee anything. Even now 40-50 years from many who we look upon as 'smart' or at 'the top of their field' today will seem like idiots when history shows how foolish they were, those who live in the time and age are not always the best judges of who is smart and who is not, between the credentialed and uncredentialed alike.

    30. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by MyTwoCentsWorth · · Score: 1

      Because you are intentionally misleading people into thinking that you have a real degree.
      Almeda University looks like a diploma mill (tell us about your "experience" and we'll give you a degree).
      It is an UNACREDITED school, which means that it has the same credibility as a degree you give yourself, which is pretty much what you did.
      I'd have more respect for you if your resume would say "I have no degree but I have this experience, skills, etc." rather than claiming that so-called degree.
      Anyway, have a happy life.

    31. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Glooty-Us-Maximus · · Score: 1

      Sounds like your CS program isn't too hot if kids like that are allowed to get through. I wouldn't bash CS degrees as a whole because of that.

    32. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by Glooty-Us-Maximus · · Score: 1
      "Students with the 4.0GPAs with CS degrees might come out of school and not know jack about shit..." Please tell me where you have encountered this and what school they were from. I cannot imagine anyone who graduated with a 4.0 and a CS degree not knowing his material. If this was the case, that school's program is REALLY shitty. At my school, you can NOT get through the program solely on good test-taking skills alone.

      I know several of the top students in the CS program at my college (UC Santa Cruz). Many of them do not even have 4.0s (~3.0->3.75s) and they are brilliant. The two people who DO Have 4.0s are fucking amazing, and they both got into the Stanford CS graduate program for 2006.

    33. Re:No Cert and No CS degree == ? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Your local ISP may have been happy to hire you, but good luck getting in the door at any major corporation without any pieces of paper to get you past the HR department. Also, good luck getting work on new technology, when you don't have any degrees/certifications, and all your experience is in the old technology. You'd better be hoping that your ISP won't go out of business or get bought out, because its increasingly difficult to get or hold a job without documentation of skills through degrees or certifications, and the difficulty seems to increase exponentially with the size of the organization.

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  35. Certifications by cyberchondriac · · Score: 1

    At least somebody passing a certifiation knows something about the subject. (Braindumps notwithstanding, but no everyone cheats)
    We have people here with Bachelor's Degrees that don't know squat about IT, but got their job soley because of that aptly named BS.
    True, some people may very knowledgable w/o a Cert, but the chances are that those with them know the technology fairly well, while the risk increases (from a hiring HR standpoint) without them.
    I'd much rather see somebody with aN IT Cert than a BS in mathematics apply for a job in my Network Services unit, yet unfortunately, the guy with the Math BS is more likely to get the position and have to be taught everything from the ground up.
    Besides, if you really know your stuff, why not take the test(s) ? What's to lose ?

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  36. A little more than that... by mfh · · Score: 1

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    People who hire you will not believe you when you say that you posess a certain level of knowledge unless you have a cert to prove it.

    It's all a matter of CYOA, and HR people have been doing it for years. Trust is not something large corporations take to the bank, and for good reason.

    That said, Certs are over-rated. People can memorize, cheat, or simply lie about having the cert. Memorizing the info for passing a cert actually makes you LESS effective because you can't apply that knowledge, plus it doesn't account for the beauty of hacks and workarounds, which most coders are cheered for, whenever they get the little praise they do.

    I'd rather have a cert than not, because it decorates my resume nicely.

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    1. Re:A little more than that... by Bedouin+X · · Score: 1

      I recently applied for a Web Developer job that explicitly listed several certs as preferences and I have none. I did bring lots of documentation (ERDs, URLs, UML) with me though and beat out a number of other people who had certs and tertiary degrees (which I don't have either).

      I would imagine that this may be a little different than, say, a networking job, but there are definitely other ways to prove how compenent you are.

      On the flip side, I was on a hiring committee for a Technology Coordinator position that required coding skills and you can really just talk to a candidate and determine what they know. It takes mere seconds for them to play themselves.

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  37. Taking the Java programmer certification test... by tcopeland · · Score: 2, Insightful

    ...was a good exercise for me. It made me dig into all sorts of nooks and crannies of Java that I don't usually work with - unsigned right shifts and nested inner class scoping issues and all that kind of thing.

    I've probably forgotten most of that stuff, but I thought it was worthwhile to have studied up on it once.

  38. Cert Value?????? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications do serve a purpose (other than to push a vendors technology).

    If I had two identical candidates (experience, personality) one who is certified and one who isn't, I would hire the certified person. It shows a commitment and desire to learn.

    The Biggest problem is that people think certification is a replacement for experience, which it definitely is not.

  39. One Word: Jobs by sjvn · · Score: 1

    It really doesn't matter what You think about certifications.

    What matters is that HR departments use them as a filter to keep out the great unwashed from jobs.

    You can have been the guy who said to Linus, "Hey, have you looked at Minix? Pretty cool, huh?" Or, have actually written the program that the company someone to run, but without the right letters on your resume, you're not going to land the job.

    I talk some more about it, and Linux, here:

    http://www.thechannelinsider.com/article2/0,1895,1 627386,00.asp

    The bottom line: certification and networking (and I'm not talking TCP/IP) are two of the best ways to get an IT job.

    Steven

  40. Benefit by Intrigued · · Score: 1
    Certification is better than walking in off the street saying "I can do that". I means that you at least have had proper procedures and knowledge pass in front of your eyes and spit back out on a test.
    Validated experience on a resume is better.
    Certification with experience is best.

    Bottom line is... if you have the experience and can pass the exams, why not do it to cover all bases. If you know the stuff, it should be easy for you.

    Not unlike the benefit of any schooling - the boss knows that you have at least had some basics covered.

  41. Most of the time more certs=more money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    See title...

    I found the classes for my certification to be decent training about half the time. The best reason to get certs in my opinion is the largish pay increases and the oppotunities for advancement that are usually tied in with them.

    1. Re:Most of the time more certs=more money by flatcat · · Score: 1

      I agree, where I work ( think of someone on a ship ) it does not matter as much what you know or how much better you preform, without paper to back you up, you get stuck in a pay grade. Being great at what you do can get you to the top of your pay grade faster, but sooner or later you hit the top 1/4 and get the whopping 1 - 2% raise a year. They would rather hire someone with a fraction of the experience ( or none at all ) with the paper or hire a consultant at 3x+ what you get instead of bumping you to the next grade.

  42. Cisco CCNA? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think there is very little point in this certification because everyone taking it seems to cheat (the tests are the same for everyone - surprise surprise the answers are all over the net)

  43. Most "Certified Techs" by Dugsmyname · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Most heavily certified techs I've met have read the books, and taken the tests without any practical knowledge... They are surrounded by papers with their names Embossed between either a Microsoft or A+ Logo, and usually can't troubleshoot their way out of a paper bag. When hiring I pay no attention to certifications, but ask open-ended questions that give me insight to how the applicant would react... I never knew that the certification process spent so much time covering System Restore and System Recoveries....

  44. It depends on your target employer by Red+Flayer · · Score: 1

    If you want to work for a non-tech company, certifications become more important.

    Like any grading system, they allow a potential employer to assess baseline knowldege, whether or not they themselves have that knowledge.

    If you want to work for a large company, or a tech company, they shrink in value -- as the knowledge they pertain to becomes verifiable by the employer directly.

    Ex. My sister does tech recruiting for a large supermarket chain; they ignore certifications, as they have the wherewithal to test candidates' knowledge according to their own standards.

    Furthermore, they have a very large IT section; jobs are specialized enough that the knowledge set specific to these jobs are more important that the knowledge sets specific to most certifications.

    That said, it can't hurt your career to have a certification -- the question is, is it worth paying for.

    I am guessing here, but it seems to me that the more glutted with workers the market is, the more important certifications become. If I have 400 resumes for one open position, it is an easy way to weed out a lot of those resumes.

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  45. To get Interviews by Sylver+Dragon · · Score: 1

    All the certifications are going to do is get you and interview, and that is what they are there for. Once you get in front of someone who knows what the hell they are talking about, your pieces of paper are as good as toliet paper. If you are interviewing with someone who knows what they are doing, and you can't display the knowledge those certs say you have, you're not getting hired.
    The other side of this is that certifications will get you a job at the higher levels where you will only be interviewed by upper management types and HR. None of them are going to know a thing about what you do, they just want the computer-thingies to run. So, the more letters the better, and it also helps to be a good salesman at that point.
    Really, it comes down to the job you are after. If you are going to be part of an IT staff, a few certs might get you in the door, but it's your knowledge which will get you the job. If you are going for a high level job where you aren't going to face a knowledgable interviewer, go for the alphabet soup.

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  46. employer's benefit by outcast36 · · Score: 1

    In a past life, I worked for a consulting firm working its way up the Microsoft foodchain. The more certs we had, the higher ranked the firm was, which meant MS would give us jucier leads and better discounts. So we were encouraged to seek them out.

    In conclusion, certs can be a nice icing for the business side who has no idea what you do, but make your employer pay. let me repeat do not pay for training, study guides, exam, or take unpaid time-off to study

  47. Compare it with college degrees by CycleMan · · Score: 1
    IT certifications may be a lot like college degrees. Just because you know that they are not well-correlated with knowledge and ability doesn't mean that your employer knows this.

    I would caution against too-specialized advanced degrees (yes, Museum Training in Anthropology really exists) and certifications when you're not sure what you want to do, because the employer will think this is your specific field of interest and not think as broadly about where he can apply your skills.

  48. Certification Value by CSHARP123 · · Score: 1

    The people who look at resumes initially are non-technical and buzz word lookers. For these people certificates on your resume means you have done a great deal of work. So it helps you pass that initial sorting of resumes.
    To do the real work, you need real experience.

    1. Re:Certification Value by spockbert · · Score: 1

      You have to be careful with this statement though. In large corporate environments this is probably the case. However, in a smaller company, for instance the one I work for now, the person who looks at the resumes first started out here in the tech department and has a very strong technical background. A lot of small companies would tend toward this end of the spectrum because it doesn't make sense to have an HR person when the various managers can handle the HR tasks themselves.

  49. To get a job, of course by winkydink · · Score: 1

    That's the only real reason to get a cert. To get a job where either HR or the PHB has decided that you need the cert to get hired.

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  50. It's to say you can do it. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sometimes it's great to do something 'cause you can, to show that you can. It's like a merit badge. You don't get anything other than saying you have yet another qualification.

    Hiring someone solely on certs is like hiring someone solely on any atomic thing. A good resume will list many accomplishments, through work, school and certifications. And it doesn't have to be a complete mix either.

    But for non starter stuff, a cert and one job experience, or a few certs, is good for an entry level job though not for mid-level.

  51. Ive wondered the same thing... by Pattmyn · · Score: 0

    ....about my college course. I shall quote it:

    "Industry certifications provide potential employers with an objective gauge of an applicant's level of expertise. For this reason, the CETY program prepares graduates to challenge industry certifications including Microsoft Certified Professional (MCP), Microsoft Certified Systems Administrator (MCSA), Cisco Certified Network Associate (CCNA), Cisco Certified Network Professional (CCNP), and components of the Microsoft Certified System Engineer (MCSE 2000) and Cisco Certified Security Professional (CCSP).

    The CETY program will appeal both to students with no prior knowledge of networking and those with a foundation/knowledge in this area. "


    Nowhere in there does it say you walk out with these certs. So let me get this straight, Im paying 3k+ a year to take a course I could take online but I dont get a shiny college diploma so Im not accepted in society if I dont? Hoo-rah. Fun times for me. Funnyer still is I have a job right now at an ISP that is what I'd be doing when I'm done the course. This makes sence how?

  52. My experince by mlheur · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My Opinion (oversimplified):
    Certification is for those who need to be told they're smart because they don't beleive it themselves

    My department's opinion:
    Get certified and we'll give you a one time bonus, plus *some* reimbursment of expenses. This way our sales guys can buy contracts with "we have this many MCSE, we have that many CCNA and overall we have all these certifications ready and waiting to support you.

    more certs == more contracts == more income == bigger bonuses and pay raises.

    So although I don't personally think it's that benefitial, I can see how overall your employer wants you certified.

  53. it does help but mostly with PHB's by mAIsE · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I have 5 major certifications and can tell you they dont help with the day to day work except for what you have learned from the process.

    What it does help with is getting your foot in the door with managers, it helps your resume and it makes you dig deeper the subject than you normally would go.

    1. Re:it does help but mostly with PHB's by KendyForTheState · · Score: 2, Insightful

      If I was hiring, the fact that you have those 5 certs would show me that you were serious about your jobs, and were willing and capable of learning new things.
      Unless I was looking for an entry-level person, I would probably not consider a person with lots of certs but no experience, nor would I consider the person with lots of experience but no certs. I would look for a well-rounded professional.
      You say the certs themselves don't help you with the day-to-day work, but the fact that you were able to obtain them says worlds about your capabilities and potential.

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  54. No different by LukePieStalker · · Score: 1
    "Fact: You can have the knowledge without having to pay to be Certified when it comes to computers. Another fact: Just because you have the certification does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who is not certified. You might just be good at taking tests.

    Well, the same could be said of any type of degree, couldn't it?

  55. Make your resume *Bling* by PacketScan · · Score: 1

    From my experience the folks that don't have the certs know x times more than the folks with certs. I interviewed a few people that had certs and a few that didn't .. I hired the Ones that didn't have the certs because they were able to pass my basic knowledge exam.. Am i the only one that rigeriously tests the applicants?

    1. Re:Make your resume *Bling* by CarbonPath · · Score: 1

      Basic knowledge should be a part of any interview process. A local ISP hits its help-desk applicants with an abstract question about purple bunnies, to check their ability to pay attention and reason in an unknown framework. My current job was interested in both my skills and my ability to join their team; this is a sign of a good employer. BTW, I got the job with no certs or degree yet.

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  56. For someone with no college, it worked well by null_session · · Score: 1

    I have no college degree of any kind (for that matter, I don't have a HS diploma either, just a GED). In 1998 I got my MCSE and the space of about 2 months doubled my pay. It was definately worth it for me as it took me to the "next level". Much like college, it "got me in the door".

    As always, YMMV.

  57. To expand on the breadth of your knowledge by Fusconed · · Score: 1

    Certifications are worthwhile, but only if your employer is will to pay for them, and the materials needed to get them. I've gotten several certifications, because it rounds out my knowledge in the specific area I've worked in, where I've delved quite deep, but know little in associated areas. Certifications allow you to develop the areas where you haven't had any experience, and ultimately improves your understanding across the board.

    Plus, those that whine about not having them, probably can't pass the tests.

  58. I've been posing the same question by LinuxWhore · · Score: 1

    I've asked people what the point is of certification or even a college degree in IT if the people holding the paper don't necessarily know what the hell they are doing. If you ask me, it seems that most PHBs are PSE educated and have an innate need to justify the thousands of dollars and valuable years spent at college or tech school. Therefore, they only hire others who hold equally useless pieces of paper.

    Am I bitter? Nah. ;-)

    It would seem to me that professional references should stand above all when it comes to hiring for IT. The best judgments of a techie are the results he produces, not the acronyms behind his name.

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  59. Well the point should be by ifwm · · Score: 1

    to be able to easily identify those people who have the kind of experience and training an employer would need.

    The fact that they don't work that way isn't a failure of certifications, it's a failure of schools that turn out credentialed graduates without proper training, and a failure of people in hiring to hold those schools accountable by not hiring their graduates.

    Certifications, when done correctly make sense.

  60. Re:There is no point unless... by VoidWraith · · Score: 5, Informative

    I agree about the last statement. As part of a class I was taking in high school, we took the A+ certification, and CompTIA (the company behind it) screwed up my name, and treated me like NStar (an abysmal power company) does when I tried to fix it: poorly written demands for additional verification that I couldn't provide ("please fax a copy of your driver's license" but I had neither a driver's license nor a fax machine) and not even sending me the certification with the right name on it (that would cost me another $15, so I didn't bother).

    Now, for a high school student, I think that the certification makes sense, because most people will just disregard any teenager as uneducated and inexperienced. The inexperience is, of course, still an issue, but with a certification, a teenager can prove that he's actually got the know-how to do the job, and there's a lot less of a risk in hiring him.

  61. A+ by unidyneVII · · Score: 1

    I have an A+ certification-- I'm only in high school. But when I offer computer repair/custom building services, people often will respond first with a straight up "no thanks," then if I add that I've got this certification they'll think about it again for a second. Maybe this kid knows what he's doing?

    1. Re:A+ by siggy_lxvi · · Score: 0

      I'll go with this guy... a certification is deffinitely a good way to go for a young person who hasn't been around the IT arena for all that long, but really knows his stuff trying to get interviews. People expect IT guys to be older bearded guys who've been working with computers since punch cards were considered high-tech, if not since the capacitor drum. When a young guy comes along, people figure he might do a little HTML or play some games, but certainly doesn't know how to do anything, at least until he shows some evidence of knowing his stuff. To boil it down, a certification is now what a year or so on the helpdesk used to be.

    2. Re:A+ by Richard+Steiner · · Score: 1

      I've been building PCs and installing/configuring various operating systems for the past 15+ years, and I picked up a copy of Mike Meyer's latest A+ certification book because it looked interesting as a reference.

      I don't know what the actual certifications test covers, but I was rather impressed with the hardware-related topics covered in the text.

      If it coveres even a significant fraction of that material, I could see that cert having some value, at least in terms of an employer wanting to see a certain minimal understanding of PC hardware.

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    3. Re:A+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Mike Meyers sucks. Get the MS A+ book if you really need a reference guide. It covers things in more technical detail and the CPU isn't reviewed as a man in a box.


      I have A+. So what? I have a psych degree too.

    4. Re:A+ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My A+ certification hasn't helped me land a job in the past 9 months since I got it. The two employers who have actually given me a chance to interview were more interested in professional experience. Isn't that what the certification is supposed to help make up for? Isn't it supposed to help me get some professional experience?

  62. Re:There is no point unless... by ellem · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    This is a stupid way to think. Having a Cert doesn't make a candidate any worse than having a Cert makes them good.

    A Cert, if nothing else, tells you the person WANTS to be in IT.

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  63. Fact: by frgough · · Score: 1

    The odds that someone with a certificate knows what the heck he is talking about is much higher than someone without a certificate who claims he knows what he's talking about.

    Translation of the original submission:

    I don't have a certification, but I think I know everything and am too much of a cheapskate to pay for certification, but want an employer to pay me what he would someone who was willing to go the extra mile and prove he knew what he was talking about by getting certified.

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    1. Re:Fact: by erica_ann · · Score: 1

      the original submission? Nah that was not the point.

      I acutally have ccna, a+, network+, MS, security+ and inet+ and I am working on the CCSP now. And, I paid for all of them on my own. Now, I work for an employeer where certifying every year to a higher level is required.

      I just thought I would ask the question to see what others think after a discusion among co workers. :)

  64. For my current employer by throbbingbrain.com · · Score: 1

    My company wants their employees to have certifications for bidding on contracts. I don't mind - they pay for it and it could be a personal benefit some day.


    1. Re:For my current employer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is the same for my employer. It is more important that I have a B.S. degree, but adding Cisco or Sun Certifications give justification for choosing us to provide contract services.

  65. Good certifications are more than a test by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Good certifications require more than simply passing a multiple-choice test. For example, Cisco CCIEs must pass timed lab tests requiring specific goals be accomplished.

    Good certifications also require continuing education to stay certified. Other certifications, security ones in particular, require someone (already certified) to sponsor you.

    Unfortunately, there are very few *good* certifications.

  66. *sigh* by BlackCobra43 · · Score: 1

    It's nice to know any query about the business world can now be answered in one or two sentences peppered with marketing buzzwords and/or abbreviations. I don't blame you - it's a generalized problem of oversimplification stemming from the proactive approach of CEOs and DHRs everywhere.

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  67. In my experience by sysera · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Having a lot of certifications will get you passed over during the interview process. I live in Maine which is not a giant tech state. People see those on your resume and assume they cannot afford you. Also I've never got a job that didn't come about by knowing someone on the inside. My first job I got after being a temp for two months. They liked me and hired me. The second job, an old teacher of mine (UNIX/Solaris) is one of the head UNIX Admins and I'm sure that didn't hurt me at all.

  68. Bitter tone... by Fortress · · Score: 1

    ...implies that you don't have any certs.

    They're a way for people who don't have IT skills to evaluate the abilities of an IT person. As an analogy, say I'm terrible at math. If I see someone has a Ph.D. in Mathematics, I can be fairly confident that the person is at least competent in math.

    Are certs perfect? Hell no. As mentioned in the article, it is possible to be supremely skilled and have no certs. It is also possible to have certs and be an empty suit (we all know this guy). But certs, for better or worse, are often the only game in town and you should learn to play it.

  69. I know by Thumper_SVX · · Score: 1

    For much the same reason you get a degree; to get your foot in the door when you're looking for a job.

    A certification won't guarantee you a spot in the company, but it DOES increase your chances.

    Take my workplace for example. We're a large company and a relatively large division of that company. When a job is posted as available, incoming resumes and applications go first through Human Resources. Now, every application gets "vetted" by the HR people, and quite frankly they know next to nothing about what constitutes a good IT guy.

    Now, when the resume or application has "run the gauntlet" then we'll get to see them. That's when we can choose our candidates.

    The problem with this? Well, at some point the HR people decided that industry certifications were a requirement for this job. Apparently they don't listen when we say otherwise. As a result the certification at least gets your resume in front of the manager, but does not necessarily get you hired.

    FYI, once the resume hits us, we pretty much ignore the certifications part and look at the meat (work experience and so forth). To my mind, good work experience is much better than certifications.

    Having said that, there are ways to shortcut this system, but they're rare and usually involve a reference from an employee already working there.

    So, it depends on the type of company you want to work with. Small companies typically don't care too much about certs. Consulting companies usually require them. Big companies don't really care, but you're not going to even get their attention unless you have at least one certification at the top of your resume.

    Honestly though, for the cost of most certs these days you may as well just get one. Hell, if you self-study you can get an MCP with a single test (about $100)... that at least gets your "in".

  70. Re:There is no point unless... by rovingeyes · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I have never gotten any certification, nor has any employer seriously asked me for one It doesn't matter if you have certifications when you can legitimately claim that you have worked >5 years in that particular field. But in case of a candidate who is entry level or has less than 4 yrs of experience these certifications are a way to get you the interview. There are many young graduates who are probably equally qualified for that position. Those certifications are the ones which get you noticed. That was at least my experience.

  71. Money by Cally · · Score: 2, Insightful
    The 'point' of any for-profit certification is to make money for those administering or awarding it. There are other effects, too, but that's the 'point'.

    Next!

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    1. Re:Money by deviantphil · · Score: 1
      1. Create Product
      2. PROFIT!!!
      3. ????
      4. Create Cert for product
      5. PROFIT!!!
      6. Create Patch for Buggy program
      7. Sell patch under "extended service agreements" - PROFIT!!!!
    2. Re:Money by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      Not true. I am sure that the companies do not mind lining their pockets a bit with the money made from administering the exams, but I do not believe that is their main purpose.

      Their main purpose, in most respects, is to lock you in. I took CCNA courses in high school; passed the CCNA my senior year. Now, if I went to work for somebody, or started my own company, or just needed some equipment for my own use--do you not think that Cisco is going to be the first recommendation? A $125 certification test is a nice, small profit for them--but it pales in comparison to the power of an IT guy/network administrator/whatever telling their boss that that $11,000 Cisco router is perfect for the job.

      It may be perfect for the job. It may not. But with the recommendation behind it, you know it already has a leg up on the competition. Plus, the boss can go "he has that CCNA -- he should know how to work the equipment" rather than wondering how much of that knowledge applies across companies--whether that is all or none.

    3. Re:Money by Cally · · Score: 1

      Hmmm, well, yes I generally agree, but with my Slashdot-Nazi hat on I can never admit I was wrong of course :) so I will suggest that although product and vendor lock-in is certainly one result of certs, the result of THAT is to make more money for the vendor and (if they're separate orgs) that by promoting the particular software or suite of tools the certifier benefits again - more popular software will be more widely used and generate greater demand for training. So, the point of training is still to make money, but that money from moer sources than direct income from training, books, exam fees and so on.

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  72. MCSE who doesn't know how to rename a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've met MCSEs whose only experience is taking classes on getting their MCSE, and they could not rename a PC. They have no other experience other than learning to take the MCSE.

    I think a BA/BS and certs are they way to go. The bachelors teaches one skills needed to work with people, logical reasoning, the ability to write clearly, and other skills needed for human interaction on an intelligent level. A bachelors degree teaches good, all-around skills in a relatively short period of time. If employers are also smart, they'll only hire from above a certain GPA (3.25).

    BUT WAIT -- I know you don't need to go to college to be able to do that, but so many IT people I know and work with have no social skills. I've risen to a high level manager (and I still get to work in the trenches sometimes) because I have social skills, and my coworkers didn't/don't.

    The certs help in honing the IT skills -- and in making it easier for employers to be more certain that I understand what I'm doing. I've also found I learn things in cert classes -- but boot camps are not the way to go for truely learning the skills. They're great as a starting place sometimes.

    I say you need a combo of college degree and certs.

    1. Re:MCSE who doesn't know how to rename a computer by dreimer · · Score: 1

      My problem with this, is that Miltary experience is not given the same weight as civilian experience. I had 8 years active duty experience, and when I went to look for a job, I had one person as my experience, and when I told him, he sighed, and said "Oh...hmm..", and that was the end...

      8 years of 7x24 experience, and on a ship with no helpdesk to call...I had to learn the hard way, and become self sufficient. What value does THAT have??? Add to that, I was in school for 2 year solid for computers...not semesters with breaks in between...2 years (365x2)...

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    2. Re:MCSE who doesn't know how to rename a computer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I stand corrected -- in my stupidity, I left out military experience. I believe military experience should count the same as education, and be valued so much more than certification (with the exception of CCIE).

      I'm not in the military, but from my friends who were, and had a MOS in something IT related, they are the most competant individuals I know in the IT field.

      You're right -- it sucks that so many employers are too stupid to know the value of military experience. You should move to the Washington DC/Baltimore area -- your military experience along with a current security clearance will get you more jobs than you know what to do with (civilian jobs at military/government contractors -- working in IT). Don't forget the intel agencies around this area that need various IT workers. They know the lack of value in a certification.

    3. Re:MCSE who doesn't know how to rename a computer by fluffy99 · · Score: 1

      I had the joy of interviewing network admin candidates for our NT4 domain, all of whom had MSCE certs. None of them were worth hiring. I asked simple questions that few could answer. One couldn't explain the difference between a PDC and BDC! Another didn't know how trusts worked. Pathetic.

      I had fun with one cocky guy who insisted he could hack into any computer. I called his bluff. I handed him an NT4 laptop, told him the filesystem was FAT formatted, told him an acct/password for a regular user and then asked him to get admin rights. He didn't have a clue how to proceed. Simplest method btw since FAT has no file security, is to replace the screensaver or any services with a copy of cmd.exe. Poof a commandline running as system.

  73. Fact: Most people who only have certs are idiots by borgheron · · Score: 1

    So who would want to hire them anyway. I, have a degree in Computer Science and I'm currently currently working on my Masters. I have a love for this work and this industry.

    Most people who seek certifications are only in it for the money. And most of the people I've worked with or who have worked under me who have only had certs have been somewhat clueless.

    I'm sure I'm going to get flamed... so have at it. The truth hurts.

    Later, GJC

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  74. Is Money Worthless Paper Too? by Saxerman · · Score: 2, Informative
    You might think you can code 10x better than the average code jockey, but that doesn't mean squat unless you can convince the people who count. The entire point of certifications is almost exactly the same as getting a degree. A potential employer needs some way of knowing what you know. Certifications are one way of attempting to demonstrate that knowledge when comparing you to other candidates. If you're already employed, the certs/degrees help your salary, as they influence what a competitor might pay if you decide to walk. You may have already convinced your boss that you know your stuff, but how well can you convince someone you've never worked for?

    Getting a degree might not mean you know anything, but it can demonstrate that you're dedicated and dependable, which are important qualifications in the work place. A certification is typically a lot easier to get, so they don't hold the same weight, but that makes them a good way of showing potential employers that you're staying current with changing technologies.

    Obviously there are other methods of demonstrating your worth to a potential employer, certs are just part of the 'ol resume toolkit.

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    1. Re:Is Money Worthless Paper Too? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, yes it is.

  75. Certs? by bitfoo · · Score: 1

    Well for me, the certifications I earned helped me get my foot in the door into the IT world. While I have on the job experience that is worth much more than those shiny pieces of paper, it was near impossible to convince HR managers that my lack of certifications did not represent my actual skillset. Earning those certifications got me past the gatekeepers, and I suspect the same is true for many slashdotters.

  76. Not as important as they say by 21chrisp · · Score: 1

    Despite the fact that I have a BS in Computer Science from a top ranked school, I've been turned down for several jobs due to the lack of "Certification." In one instance I was told that I was underqualified due to the lack of "A+ Certification." Somehow my CS degree just didn't prepare me for installing drivers and such.

    The way I see it, I probably didn't want those jobs anyway. It comes from ignorance on the part of management. There are still many CIOs that don't really understand IT and certifications are a bit of a security blanket for them. These people also tend to hire individuals with a business management background as their managers rather than IT people (they tend to think of IT people as managerial challenged). In then end I don't want to work under management that has no IT experience, so it's usually just a good indication to move on. Unfortunately this still seems very common, especially for medium sized business and large non-technology corporations.

    I guess if that's the type of job you want, then get certifications. Otherwise, just take classes and let your work/knowledge speak for itself. A competent manager should know whether or not the person they're talking to is qualified (and should also know how to write a decent HR request).

  77. Sometimes the certified are certifiable by keraneuology · · Score: 1
    Some years ago I (the uncertified) was on site down in Mexico with a group of mercin-geeks, among who happened to be an MCSE. Some question arose about some arkane tidbit or another... nothing that was a show-stopper, more along the lines of a "why did they do it like this sort of thing" (I now know that this wouldn't have been covered in any MCSE prep and wasn't required to be known on the exams) and I suggested to the crowd that they go ask whuzzizface because "he's an MCSE... he should know."

    Whuzzizhace happened to overhear my suggestion and rather than a) answer the question or b) respond with a simple "I dunno... that's not part of the training" he flew into a massive zitface rant about how I thought I was so smart and I needed to show respect for his credentials and respect how hard he worked to get his ticket and stormed off.

    Tickets are needed to convince hiring managers - most of whom have no technical skills - that you know what you are talking about. They don't know the difference between a good tech and a bad one so they rely on certifications they know nothing about.

    Understandable... would you trust a guy claiming to be the best gynecologist in the world if he didn't have a medical degree?

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  78. Re:There is no point unless... by Telent · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    See, this is one comment I've never really understood. Yes, there are lots of clueless certification monkeys out there. No, in most cases, certifications say absolutely nothing useful. But prejudice against those who may have gotten them for other reasons?

    For instance, I am a MCP. I'm not particularly proud of it, being a Unix person, but work paid for it. Yeah, it's a Windows job; I'm living in a place with a weak Unix market and can't move for a couple years, and I choose to be able to pay rent. But I am a MCP, and I do put that on my resume... at the bottom, under "certifications/awards/professional organizations", in the same place I put my ACM membership and my black belt.

    So why would that matter to you? Seriously. I'm curious.

  79. sometimes by NemoX · · Score: 1

    They are useful if you are out of high school, or have an unrelated college degree (e.g. history) with no experience.

    All that they do, as someone previously stated, is get you to the interview process. After that point, it doesn't make a difference...unless you want to hang them on your cubical wall, and have your fellow employees laugh about you hanging them up ;)

    If you have a computer related college degree, or substantial experience (note: "I have been running Linux at home for five years" does not qualify), they will get you the interview, instead. Thus, making the certs nothing but wallpaper.

  80. MCSE by supe · · Score: 1

    I remember hearing that was an acronym for Must Consult Someone Experienced. Cheers

    1. Re:MCSE by Akaihiryuu · · Score: 1

      Minesweeper Consultant/Solitaire Expert. That's about all it means in the real world. ;)

  81. Certifications Are Not Bad? by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    I honestly see nothing wrong with having certifications. Yes there are people who are good at passing tests but have no real experience, but that type of scenario should be weeded out during the interview process. I know when we look at people that have lets say a CISSP or a CCNA we ask them questions not only about the subjects they are certified in, but also go further to ask them other specific questions to determine their knowledge level. Having Certs can get you in the door for an interview, but having no knowledge usually to back up those certs is an easy Thanks for coming but not interested in the end. On the flip side those who have certs and are knowledgable become highly marketable. I have found that having many years experience and some certs like the CISSP has helped me out enormously in the IT realm. If you really feel jilted because you are uber experienced and dont have a cert then go out and get one. If you are smart on a subject then the path to certification in your area of expertise should be fairly easy...

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  82. Certification to replace experience by JLavezzo · · Score: 1

    I was in a job doing some phone support, some PHP and some MySQL coding. I took a course in Java and got a certification in it.

    In this case the certification replaced experience. I couldn't say to a new employer, "I have x years in Java" because my current job didn't have any Java work to do. The certification (from Sun) said I could do something the same as someone who may have more years of experience.

  83. Depends on the Test ... by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

    ... although HP has changed it slightly now, to get the advanced certification labeled 'Certified Systems Engineer', I took a two-day, hands-on lab building clusters and troubleshooting proctor induced issues, with no feedback until the end of the two days.
    If you passed that test, my employer (and their clients) knew you were competent.
    Now, HP has split it into a regular type test and a simulation lab. That pisses me off, as that seems easier to pass... making my certification mean less...

  84. The truth? by deviantphil · · Score: 5, Funny

    What truth?

    There are FOUR lights

    1. Re:The truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nice. I thought I was the only one who got that line. Way to go Parent poster. Good use of trek, and very meanigful as well.

    2. Re:The truth? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That'll teach those cardassians. We won't break that easily!!!

    3. Re:The truth? by GreyWolf3000 · · Score: 1, Funny

      What are the Federation defense plans for Minos Corva?

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    4. Re:The truth? by extrasolar · · Score: 1

      That was a great episode of Star Trek: TNG. But was that ripped off of a book or something?

    5. Re:The truth? by deviantphil · · Score: 2, Informative

      From Wikipedia.

      "Chain of Command", a famous episode of Star Trek: The Next Generation in which Jean-Luc Picard is tortured in a fashion similar to that of Winston Smith. Just as Smith is repeatedly shown a hand with four fingers and tortured until he will agree that he actually sees five, Picard is tortured by a Cardassian sadist and is asked to see five lights when there are only four.

    6. Re:The truth? by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      That was a great episode of Star Trek: TNG. But was that ripped off of a book or something?

      The original version was more compelling - 5 lights is within the realm of possibility, but 5 fingers is generally not.

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    7. Re:The truth? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      And the reality (Stalinist Russia) that the book (Orwell's "1984") was based on is really motherfucking chilling, if you read the history (the Records of the Kremlin were opened up for awhile there, and a LOT of things have been fully documented now)

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    8. Re:The truth? by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

      "Do you know what the chain of command is here? It's the chain I go get and beat you with to show you who's in ruttin' command here."

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  85. Getting paper by faloi · · Score: 1

    As other people have mentioned, the big deal is getting that magic piece of paper to get your foot in the door. You won't pass most HR filters without a cert or degree. If you happen to be in a technology savy area, with lots of other tech types looking for a job, having a buzz-word (buzz-letter?) filled resume is going to get you to the point that an HR person actually reads your resume.

    If you're already in the job, getting a certification is a decent way to fulfill some training requirement. And if you're the first one in your company to get a specific certification in your company, you might open some business doors for 'em. Thankfully, most of the companies I've worked for appreciate that monetarily...

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  86. The point is plausible deniability by Junior+J.+Junior+III · · Score: 1

    They want to be able to point to a standards body when a hiring decision turns out to be a bad one. If you come in and tell them you're a whiz at Foo, and it turns out you're lying, then HR can say "Well, he fooled the Certification Board as well, so it wasn't just us."

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  87. Just paper by QMO · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Certifications are just paper and don't guarantee any knowledge or skill.

    College degrees are just paper and don't guarantee any knowledge or skill.

    The trouble is that experience on a resume is just paper too, and doesn't guarantee any knowledge of skill either.

    If you're hiring, how do you tell the difference between paper knowledge/skill and real knowledge/skill?

    Until everyone's completely honest (and probably after too) hiring will always be a lot of guess-and-check.

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    1. Re:Just paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      After two long, hard years I finally got me my certification that states I'm a Master of Business Administration.

      I'm not sure I'm really a master of business administration but the certification certainly helped me get a job.

    2. Re:Just paper by swelke · · Score: 1

      Until everyone's completely honest...

      I'm holding my breath for that... [muffled grunt]... Gasp! Ah, screw it.

      People lie through their teeth. They always have (isn't that the main point of inventing language?) and always will. Deal with it.

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    3. Re:Just paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To a certain degree, in my opinion, and being an IT Manager currently and owning my consulting business; starting out as a bottom scrubber - I looked at certifications, espeically that of MCSE where they only care to just make money. I've met people who paid a large sum to go through schools where they teach from the book and then when MS changes by upgrading their OS platform or introduce some subset of features, they were forced to pay additional money to complete the class because of some new added software/features while taking the course they paid for.

      Everything I learned, I learned on my own, and spending a lot of money to get the components, tools, and equipment to learn it while going to school full time getting my college degree and working several part time jobs. But I was also very lucky when I started, because I had met and talked to people who beleived in my abilties - and they gave me the opportunity to work for them (getting my foot in the door).

      And hiring qualified people, from looking at resumes, interview, etc... 9 out of 10 times, a certified person just completed their studies and they absolutly know nothing or at least can only give me answers that are from the book - and often cases, the problems that happens in the real world just isn't the way the book describes it. College grades, they don't even know how to add fractions or properly read a graph. I've also met with graudates who have a Masters in Computer Science or Engineering, that don't understand a simple flow chart or business process.

      But people who has college degrees that I've met over people who have just certifications and haven't been through and got their solid education, it tells me at least one thing - is that they graduated from a 4 year institute and although they may have not learned anything from their studies; they posses the ability to learn, think and the ability to understand complex things better. That's the point of college - figureing out who they are and learning to think and solve problems. Now this doesn't include how lazy or motivated attitudes they have - it changes everything.

      The way we hire and see what they know, we look at all the resumes and we see what they all have in common particular to what the job requires and it doesn't matter whether or not they have a 4 year degree, 5 years expereince, or certifications.

      We send them all a test to answer some questions and they have 3 days to do it. Granted they have the internet and people to help them. That's what the test is designed for - to test how resourceful they are, if they are honest, if they can write well, can explain things, their thinking process, and if they have the fundmentals/basics to do the job, and lastly, if they have the determination/passion and drive to want this job and for their career - they'll take it, otherwise they won't because they just want a job to get paid and or they feel unconfident about theyselves or their resumes is just blotted or they are just not interested.

      For those that do respond, we look them over carefully and proceed with second and third interviews along with checking references.

      Bottom line is, if you have the determination, the potential to learn and are quick at it, solving problems, someone will give you the chance with or without a certification but in larger companies, it's harder to advance without that 4-year degree.
      My opinion again, I find and think, it depends on the hiring manager and their opinion; depending on the route they took, through certs, college, or combination will effect what they think a candidate should have for the job requirements.

  88. NMCAA - That's my sig by filesiteguy · · Score: 1

    It is a dual-edged sword and there may be other issues, depending on the cert.

    At work - in order to point out the fallicy of certs, I put on my signature, NMCAA. That stands for No Microsoft Certification At All. It comes becaue I often know more about the systems than those who posess the coveted MCSE or MCSD.

    However, I make a point to distinguish between theese chop-shop certs and those like the Cisco CCIE, which requires a two day (if I recall correctly) onsite test after doing the paper tests

  89. two points by Nuttles1 · · Score: 1

    One, a lot of the time the people interviewing you and setting your salary are not as technically savy as you are. A certification is tangible stuff they can grasp onto. They also can justify lets saying paying Mr. Cert Guy 20K more a year than Mr. NoCert Guy. That is the common arguement for getting certs.

    Two, the less common arguement is this. Going through getting a cert forces you to get a broad understanding of a subject area. To have in your mind things that you won't necessarily get from on the job experiance. For example if a C programmer got thrown into developing .NET with no experiance he may missed built in application configuration files or the built in tracing objects. But, the newbie programmer that has a Cert in .NET will for sure know about them. I would of come up with a better example, but I am a newbee .NET developer going for my MCSD.

    Overall, I think Certs are a good thing. I work with around 12 other programmers and I am willing to bet that in the last 3 years, less than 3 techical books have been read by all of them (probably none, not including manuals read at work of course, and excluding me(I have averaged at least 3 a year in the last 3 years)). Certs, at least show that a programmer has picked up a book and read something about their field.

  90. IT is a profession by truckaxle · · Score: 1

    Fact: You can have more medical knowledge without having to pay to be certified as a medical doctor, especially if you are really good at Google. And just because you have a medical degree does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who is not certified (and is really good at Google). For example, you might just be good at taking tests. So what is the point in going to a board certified surgeon? Just to put your care into the hands of someone whose has a silly piece of paper?

    The bottom line is that IT and software development is a profession and that includes knowledge acquisition and demonstration of that proficiency.

  91. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Funny
    So why would that matter to you? Seriously. I'm curious.

    Because he is insecure and has a little penis. Why else?

  92. Metric to measure Institutions... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    not Individuals.

    Business Big Gripe was that Institutions of Higher Learning weren't teaching graduates what they needed to know, to be able to enter the workforce. Corps were left training college graduates what they needed to know to actually perform a specific job.

    Certification answered with a dual benefit of guaging academic preparedness. Higher education found itself in the service of the community in which it resided rather than the service of the student. Universities turned out graduates Industry wanted; hence job placement after graduation. Why educate a student without the guarantee of a job after he leaves the institution?

  93. Just like degrees by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Oh, please. Certifications, degrees, etc., are all shorthand to give a potential employer some degree of certainty as to the competence of the employee. Are they a sure thing? Certainly not, but it's yet another data point to use.

  94. What is it.... by Otter · · Score: 1
    ...about IT people that they walk around with such a raging sense of entitlement?*

    Yes, you may in fact be a total savant of whatever computing technology. Let's say that your self-assesment is entirely correct. (Because, as we know, IT nerds have superb capacities for honest self-assessment.) The point is that other people don't know that! The questioner seems not to understand why he can't walk into an HR office, proclaim his leetness and be immediately offered a job.

    * My theory is that because computers are fully controllable in a way that most things in life aren't, computer people think that everything in the world should be equally predictable.

  95. When I hire people.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    I look for certifications when I have a short-term commodity-skill-level project here it really doesn't matter who I hire. Example - upgrade 600 win98 boxes to winxp is a task where anyone with standard training can walk to every cube in the company and ask people whether they want to keep their old files and programs or start fresh. For these tasks, we hire a consultant; and a cert really is about all that's needed; and I might not bother with more than a phone interview.

    For anything more advanced or core to the company; I'd expect giving a candidate a much more detailed interview; and expect that they either got their skills on the way to getting a real degree or on relevant work experience. Certs mean nothing (actually, are a slight negative) for those positions.

  96. a necessary evil by mezrot · · Score: 1

    Consider this...you don't have a degree in CS or any related field. You take a couple of classes to pass a cert and now suddenly people are responding to your resume on Dice. So now that $200 four years ago to get your measly A+ got you in the door of a new job and out of one you completely detested. So that was my situation and I have no complaints. Now, as for today I have no desire to really pursue anything unless I think I really need not so much the paper itself but at least the baseline knowledge that comes with it.

  97. Re:There is no point unless... by jersey_emt · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I agree 100%. It's one thing to not bother with obtaining certifications, or not requiring certifications when you hire someone. But to not give someone an interview, or not hire someone just on the basis that they *have* a certification in the field is asinine.

    Up until I read that one comment, I was thinking 'Hey this guy is right. What's the point of certs?'

    And then you made yourself look like a fool in my eyes.

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  98. The point? To have something to show. by Jugalator · · Score: 1

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    A piece of paper is still considered better than telling them you're great.

    But I agree a certification shouldn't be worth too much if you have some really great work left behind you to show up. But with that competition for a guy with just a certification, doesn't employers pick the guy with some real work they can see and judge anyway? At least from my own experiences I've got that impression.

    I can't really see the problem here...

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  99. insurance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Some employers require employees to have certifications for liability control. Certification classes are designed to make absolutely sure that a person knows a basic set of skills. It may not necessarily mean that the guy with the certificate is smarter or better than someone without one but at least shows that you know what you're talking about and not just a good talker. A lot of people can talk themselves up and do an excellent job of selling themselves but when it comes down to it they really don't know what they're talking about. A lot of times you just need to learn a few buzzwords and you're in. If you have a certification, the employer has one more warm fuzzy that you 1-know what you're talking about, and 2-are capable of learning the skills necessary for the job.

  100. Back in the Day.... by OneByteOff · · Score: 1

    There was a time before Microskills, boot camps, etc. when certifications were hard and took skill and lots of studying time to acquire. When I was 16 I got my MCSE on NT4, it took me three tries to pass the IIS 4 exam. But it got my foot in the door for a helpdesk job making 30K. Since then my cert count has grown to 12 and I've been in the IT field since then. It got my foot in the door when I needed it to, that was the point of my certification. Today, it just looks good on a Resume. [ name here] CISSP, CCNA, CCDA, CNA, CCA, A+, Net+, Server+, I-Net+, MCSE, MCP+I, MCP, WGSE Looks better than [ name here ] .....

  101. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    +5 funny and true

  102. My Take by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    I think the most important advantage of having a certificate is that it shows that you have invested the time and effort needed to obtain it, and that you are at least good enough to get the certificate (even if you're "just good at taking tests", you still need to have some knowledge of the subject).

    Also, a certificate can prove a certain amount of experience, without you having relevant working experience. This can solve the chicken-and-egg problem that you need a job to get the requested experience to get a job.

    Finally, a certificate can tip the scales when your prospective employer has to decide between candidates.

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  103. Bad REcord by Nerdfest · · Score: 1

    Don't know about you, but I've had a bad record working with people hired mainly based on certifications. They did tend to know most of the terminology in the field, but could not apply it. I tend to be of the opinion that certifications are a great way to make money. Not for the certifications themselves, but in training people to pass them. Most of the courses seem geared to give students an 'inside track' on the tests.

  104. Re:There is no point unless... by dsginter · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I have never gotten any certification, nor has any employer seriously asked me for one.

    You've never applied for a job that had a bachelors, associates or masters degree in the requirements?

    That's what a degree is - a certification.

    Certifications are entirely useful if they are configured properly. For example, lets assume that I am out of town with all of my geek friends and my wife's laptop breaks. She needs it fixed immediately. Who do I trust to fix it?

    Right now, there really isn't a certification that I trust. I took the A+ and passed it in all of 20 minutes - it is a joke, although you do have to memorize some arcane knowledge (which doesn't prove useful in the real world). The MCDST is looking better, in this respect. But even this one doesn't throw a tech into a room full of parts (some of them non-functional) and ask him/her to build a product to specification (or repair an existing one).

    When the certs require real-world knowledge, we'll have real-world use for them. In a pinch, however, if I were running a business, the cert is a good way of filtering out those who can't even pass a simple test. This Ask Slashdot should have read:

    Dear Slashdot, I can't seem to pass the [insert any cert here] tests, why do we need them anyway?
     

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  105. $15K bonus too by HP-UX'er · · Score: 1

    ... ya, it was during the dot.com bubble ;)

  106. Doing interviews right now... by puppetman · · Score: 1

    And I consider a certification a negative.

    I not-so-secretly believe that people who are certified do so because they don't have the experience, and want to get into a technology without starting at the bottom. That's fine, but the original goal was to give some formal recognition to experience, not to replace experience.

    I guess the importance of certification comes down to who short-lists the resumes, and who does the hiring. If it's an HR department, then it's important. If it's a technical person, then it's not (or might even be a negative, as in my case).

  107. Re:There is no point unless... by CSHARP123 · · Score: 1

    Certifications have higher hirabilty factors. So if you are equal on all respects with an other person with certification for a job, usually that person with certification will be called on. I dont have any certifications, my present employer dont care much about that either. But when hiring if he finds a person with cert and meets all his criteria he certainly will hire him than a person with no cert.

  108. Well, they don't *all* suck... by JakiChan · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I will say this - the harder a cert is to get, the more it is worth. The CCIE still gets a lot of respect. When looking for a contractor I specify it just to save time. The first few times I tried to hire a network contractor I got "qualified" applicants who couldn't answer simple questions. So call me lazy, but just knowing someone has a CCIE (and verifying it) tells me a lot. And judging by the rates they command, I'd say it's worth it to them too.

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    1. Re:Well, they don't *all* suck... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As far as I'm concerned the CCIE is _the_ certification that shows the way for all the others.

      It costs a fortune to get, has to be renewed every few years, requires a multi-day practical test where they dump you in a room of random gear and you have to build and tear-down like a maniac, and you can't even apply unless you are working in a NOC already.

      One memory of my time in Cisco I'll never forget was working in at a temp desk next to the girl who issued the certificates while she was on holidays and seeing the small pile of 20 or 30 blank CCIEs just SITTING there :)

      Of course, every CCIE is individually numbered (like BASE jumpers) so that they can be in the sekrit CCIE club, so it probably wouldn't have helped much :/

    2. Re:Well, they don't *all* suck... by swordfishBob · · Score: 1

      I'll confirm that Lotus Notes/Domino certifications (which have really long names) are not easy to get. You can't pass the exam just from doing the course - they're designed to see if you have some experience as well.

      That's not to say someone with a great memory couldn't do it from books and practice exams, but if their memory is that good then they might remember the same detail while doing their work.

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  109. The point is simple. by neilcSD · · Score: 1

    It's the same as what you get with an undergraduate degree. You're levelling the playing field with those who have it, and having a small advantage over those who don't. All things equal, an employer will always select a candidate with more "glitter" than one without. Let's say Bill and Bob are both equally qualified. Same number of years of experience, same skillsets. The only real difference is that Bill took the time to get some certifications. Employer ABC is evaluating both of them for a single position. I would say that 9 out of 10 times, purely based upon this fact, Bill will get the job. The bottom line is that if you have the time and money to get certs, go for it. At the very least it will level the playing field for you.

  110. Certification represents time training by Sosarian · · Score: 1

    I saw a great post in a previous discussion that said basically, the certification itself isn't worth much.

    That the certification process represents the fact that the person either had the knowledge or spent time training to achieve the certication.

  111. certs by dotpavan · · Score: 1
    In Soviet Russia, Certificates need YOU!

    okay could help that.. but on a serious note: certs are just a formality to get noticed. Interviews do the acid test if the person really knows the stuff the cert boasts of.

    another problem is being able to differenciate between a fake and an authentic cert (assuming they dont verify the authenticity), coz I know in India it is possible to buy one.

  112. I count three things by NewWorldDan · · Score: 1

    Certification accomplishes a few things. First, it's a great way to get a resume through human resources. A lot of HR departments don't even read resumes. They just match buzzwords. If the job posting lists ASP.NET, MCSE, MCSD and Java, then you'd better have everyone of those somewhere on your resume. If you can't get hired, it doesn't matter too much what you know. Again, landing the first job is the hard part. A long resume with references speaks louder than anything. In general, a CS degree will also get you farther than a cert.

    Second, it's something to tell your customers. A lot of folks don't know the first thing about contracting with an IT shop. That's where the sales department steps in and says, "We're an licensed Microsoft Soultions Provider." This is very similar to the HR scenario, it's a foot in the door with a customer. And of course, for the shop to get the Microsoft Certified Partner designation, the employees therein need to hold certain certifications.

    There is finally, one last thing that it does: it forces you to at least learn the preferred Cisco or Microsoft or Sun way of doing things. In reality, that may or may not always be a good way of doing things, but it forces you to pick up that background. The one constant in the IT field is that if you're not continually learning something new, you better be a COBOL programmer.

    Disclaimer: I almost have an MCSE, but quit taking the tests 5 years ago 'cuz I landed a job. The job didn't require it and I didn't feel it was worth the cost.

  113. Management by TheKubrix · · Score: 1

    More often thant not, your superior (or possibly the person doing the hiring (eg HR)), will not understand the technology in question, and will like to see such things as certs.....

  114. The Point by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 1

    The point of IT certificates is that you can frame them and put them on the wall next to your desk, to remind yourself of the time and money you wasted getting the certificate, time that would have been better spent _earning_ money while gathering relevant job experience.

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  115. It all depends... by gigowiz · · Score: 1
    ...on what is important to you and what you need to do.

    Years ago I started on getting certifications, but quickly realized I was only transferring my money to someone else. This point was sent home at a job interview where my prospective employer informed me I was to complete one NT certification a week (and on my own time, mind you). I asked what was the point of being certified if all it meant was I could pass the tests. He just gave me a "look". Thankfully, I didn't get the job. I ended up at a place where I was asked to demonstrate my skill at the interviews. It's been a great 7-1/2 years so far.

    GIGOwiz

  116. The reason by MjrWoody · · Score: 1

    It all boils down to marketing. Vendors require them to sell their products, without them you can't be a "certified reseller" or some such. Employers pick the "lucky" ones to get certified in order to be resellers for the vendors. Without certifications, the resellers can't be resellers, and there goes their market.

  117. Re:There is no point unless... by tha_mink · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I call shenanigans.

    HR does not write the screening requirements for a job posting, I do. And I can guarantee you that I have never put "A Random certificate from a body that has no credibility" as a requirement, so that shoots your to be interviewed pile argument all to hell. Especially since step two of the screening process is discard all resumes with the letters MCSE on them


    I call bullshit on you. Certificates are really helpful when you get your employment through headhunters. They love them some certificates. Having said that, I thought I knew it all, or enough of it all anyways, until I got myself into some cert courses. Low and behold, I learned a whole bunch of helpful stuff that I didn't know before the courses. Worth the money? Probably not but the certs I got definitly got me my present job. Nothing wrong with being qualified AND certified.

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  118. Depends on WHICH certs by charnov · · Score: 1

    If its a CISSP or CCIE, then yeah, it matters. SS7 and SANS are pretty good, too. Personally, I am praying for the day the IT pros have to take state licensing exams like architects, medical personnel, lawyers, engineers. You notice their industries are not being outsourced...wink, wink.

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    1. Re:Depends on WHICH certs by Cheeze · · Score: 1

      There's just something about the medical profession that says it's best to keep them local.

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  119. Re:There is no point unless... by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

    Not really. you write the requirements but having the requirements AND a bunch of certs can get that HR person to think "Hey, this one seems to have a few more qualifications, lets put them through". It would seem that that's what certs are for.

    I have to agree though, anyone who thought an MSCE was a good idea probably needs weeding out ;-)

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  120. Shows you have drunk the support Kool-Aid $$$ by wsanders · · Score: 1

    The certifications show you have drunk the support Kool-Aid and spent so many $$$ on support. This is a blatant element of Cisco and Microsoft certifications. If I was a PHB in an organization with significant Cisco and Microsoft monocultures, I could see it.

    But I'm not. So certifications are useless to me.

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  121. Re:There is no point unless... by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Just my opinion, but any hiring manager that openly states a prejudice against candidates who show that they are continuing their education via certification in a field is not worth their salt as a hiring manager. Every resume should have education and experience listed on it and the certification process is a good example that people are willing to continue their education and better themselves through certifications. I am not saying that in every case people with certifications will be better than those without, but in the same respect people with degrees are not always better than those without as well? What you are seeing is someone who potentially may be a good candidate and has some specific areas of talent that can be looked at during the hiring process. I also am surprised that you have had no experience with any company willing to pay for a certification for you in what you know because I have had the exact opposite. It seems fairly commonplace now in our realm to have companies give financial aid for certification as it is beneficial for the employee and the company (especially beneficial in the contractor realm...) Not trying to be a troll, but I can't take someone seriously who frowns upon further education?

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  122. To beat the Resume Filters ... but you shouldn't. by unfortunateson · · Score: 1

    The only benefit I can see is to get past the Catbert gatekeepers who will only select the certified resumes tossed over the transom.

    Since that's the worst way to get a new job anyway (Network Network Network), that's still probably of extremely limited value.

    Now I had one potential employer who favored candidates for a Project Manager job who had Project Management Institute certification. I didn't get the job (thank the FSM), but the state unemployment office offered to pay for the class and test (about $3500, or eight times what I got in unemployment checks), so I did it. It was outside of my core knowledge, and it's been semi useful (although the class sucked).

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  123. Simple: Easier to Compare by ChefAndCoder · · Score: 1
    The prime movers for certification in any place I've worked for has always been the management teams and/or HR. It just makes life easier for them. But if you're a software developer like me, the only thing you care about is can this person do the job, and do it well? Certifications last right up until I get to see your code.

    Obviously, your article shows you feel you're being screwed by the current system. Before you lay the blame squarely at HR/Management feet, realize that you use certifications in your own life to filter out the crap you deal with. It's easier to trust some university to tell me this guy should be a doctor, then pick up enough domain knowledge to figure that out myself.

    What I don't understand is that you recognize that a cert is just a filter, but you don't elaborate on your attempts (if any) to bypass it. If you've got the skills to work there, then you need to figure out how to get that across (get a recommendation by someone, talk directly to the people you'd be working with/for etc.). Lacking a certification just means you have to work a bit harder to get in the door. And frankly, if all they really care about is how many certs they have on staff - doesn't that send a warning signal to you that you might not want to work there?

  124. Yes, it is about the paper by jayhawk88 · · Score: 2

    Others have already mentioned it, but yes certs are useful for:

    - getting past HR filters
    - impressing bosses, or more importantly sometimes, giving your boss ammo to impress others higher up the food chain
    - survivability? If the axe is threatening to come down, all other factors being relatively equal, who do you think will get hit: You with all your undocumented knowledge, or your buddy whom the company invested $5k in for an MCSE or whatever?

    Yes, it's unfair and it sucks. Yes, we all know people who go drop $5k with Global Knowledge or someone like that, get locked in a room for 5 days in Dallas, and come out with an MCSE and a bunch of crib notes about MMC. It's the way of the business world, and not likely to change anytime soon, even if Redmond were to drop into the Pacific tomorrow. If anything this sort of thing will only get worse, as IT departments continue to become more integrated and ubiquitous into companies.

    It's worth it to bite the bullet in this case.

  125. Re:There is no point unless... by KilobyteKnight · · Score: 2, Informative
    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.


    Illegal? I can't tell from your email address if you are outside the US, but it certainly is not illegal in the US.

    You can decide to not hire a person for any number of reasons. There are some laws preventing hiring discrimination based on race, gender, national origin, and the like.... but certification is certainly not on that list.

    Having said that though, I agree with you that it is foolish to prejudice youself against someone with a certification. I personally would treat them as a non-issue.
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  126. Re:There is no point unless... by coflow · · Score: 1

    While I agree that someone without certifications can certainly be much more qualified than someone with them, I think that your prejudice against someone who has certs is just as strange as someone who has a prejudice for them.

    Certifications don't really tell you anything other than the person was willing to perform rote memorization (in most cases that I've seen) for a particular vendor. That in itself doesn't seem to be inherently bad. Even a person who is highly skilled in his craft may decide to take advantage of an employer that is willing to pay for a cert. There are times when a vendor wants a partner to have a certain cert level within the company. So to me, if I volunteered to get a cert, I would at least mention it on my resume thinking it couldn't hurt.

  127. Money by clesters · · Score: 2

    I contract to the DOD, which means that some non-technical person 30 steps up decides if my company gets the contract based off of the worker's resume. Something on your resume that has Microsoft and Cisco in the title is easy for a contract officer to cross reference with the required duties of the contract.

    By having 4 certs that I keep current I pull down 6 grand more than the person next to me who has a masters in comp sci.
    With much less investment from me to boot.

    The only time I've seen(where I work) that a degree pays more than multiple high level certs, is when that degree is an MBA with an info tech option.

  128. certificates, not the same as degrees by yagu · · Score: 2, Informative

    I know a lot of people think certification falls along the same lines as having a college degree. I disagree. Many if not most certificates are easily obtained. I've attended classes where others in the class barely attended but instead used the "trip" to vacation in the locale. Others clearly got through the week of training on sheer stamina but came away none-the-wiser.

    I suppose (as I've seen in some of these posts) I could claim I'd done my due diligence by ensuring my candidates/employees were certified and point my fingers at them, or the certification bodies if they turned out to be duds.

    A better way I think is the old fashioned way -- an in depth interview along subject lines germaine to the position being considered. Where I worked we used random questions from a set of questions collectively gathered from our team -- these questions were representative of the technology we used, the situations we encountered, and plans for future work. The only time we ended up with an employee of no use to ourselves was when after our screening process our selection was overridden by a PHB who felt he knew better. He didn't.

  129. Re:There is no point unless... by raolin · · Score: 1

    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    I think this is a bad approach. If someone has a certification while it does not guarentee skill or knowledge in an area, it may well be exactly that. It is one thing for me to put "Networking" on a resume, but if I put CCNA that damned well means something. Granted, one time I had a guy whose resume said "Completed CCNA boot camp", and 3 questions later it was very apparent that he hadn't the slightest idea or understanding of the basics.

    I would recommend certifications. A) They get you past the HR droid B) they give the interviewer areas to grill you on (and therefore you can expect to be grilled in those areas) and C) certifications can show the applicant has made effort to gain the knowledged needed. That last point is especially valid if you are lacking a degree.

    No employer is willing to pay me to get a certification in something I already know

    So...don't get certified in something you already know...find something you don't know and get certified in that. Your attitude here strikes me as complacent.

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  130. Re:There is no point unless... by TheKubrix · · Score: 2

    and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    A bit extreme, no? I hope I never run into someone as arrogant as you in the work field,.....

    Sucks when people like you thumb their noses at things that are so damn trivial....

  131. Re:There is no point unless... by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

    Might be true for you however you are just one shining light in the ever deepening darkness.

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  132. Re:There is no point unless... by Delphiki · · Score: 0, Redundant
    Each certification decreases strongly your chances of getting hired in my organization.

    Each person with that kind of judgemental, elitist, narrow minded attitude makes me more likely to find a better place to work..

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  133. Not what you know, what you don't know by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Studying for a cert examine is a great excuse to play with areas of a technology that you may not use in your day to day job. Thus by working towards a cert will generally help you to uncover some interesting areas of technology that you may not be well versed in.

  134. A telling point by Wingchild · · Score: 5, Funny

    I recall a job interview I attended in 1999. The job itself was a pseudo-network-engineer position with heavy client interaction; I would have worked out of a co-location facility and managed equipment for a tiny list of clients. The position was quite junior. This particular job required an MCSE, which I possessed.

    My interview was multi-stage, including a technical process. The questions they asked were laughable; "What is TCP/IP" and "What is DNS" and so forth. I pointed out that I was, in fact, an MCSE. They replied "We know - that's why we're asking."

    1. Re:A telling point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two years ago, a interim office had on a morning a job interview for a system/network admin position
      for me arranged. few hours later called the network manager of the hiring company me and we had
      short harsh conversation via telephone, where he asked me a few short non-technical questions.
      A few days later the interim office called me I was not selected for the position because 1:
      I was to expensive and 2: I didn't know TCP/IP. "DIDN'T KNOW TCP/IP?" I replied? "Yeah, which protocol
      runs over the Internet?", replied the interim woman. "Okay, I look on my resume... hmmm OpenBSD firewalls, linux,
      cisco, zebra, sendmail, IIS, Exchange, Apache, nmap, nessus, ssh, ipsec, ... Are you sure I don't know TCP/IP?" "Yeah, it's not there on your resume!"

    2. Re:A telling point by gclef · · Score: 4, Informative

      Actually, I've found that asking basic questions like that, even of the very skilled, can be very telling.

      If a network guy (or, in my case, network security guy) can't tell me the difference between TCP and UDP, this will be a very short interview. (Yes, I have had people fail that question.)

      People lie on resumes, and really "obvious" questions are a good first-level filter for the liers.

    3. Re:A telling point by yukonc · · Score: 1

      amen

    4. Re:A telling point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Allow me to doubt that you're very competent, if you fail to see how these questions can be answered in impressive detail, even to an experienced person.

      How many MCSEs would be able to answer something like "IP is a simple protocol featuring numeric subnet-unique addresses, a handful of flags, a header checksum and a paylod. The format and meaning of the payload depends on its `protocol' header field, which when valued 6 means the payload is a TCP packet. TCP adds port numbers to the addressing scheme, the lowermost place in a typical untunneled protocol stack to distinguish multiple communication channels to the same host. It also adds the guarantees that (non-urgent) packets will not be received by the client application in any different order than they were sent, and that packets that are detected to be corrupt, will be attempted retransmitted. etc"?

    5. Re:A telling point by mibus · · Score: 1

      After a conversation like that, you probably didn't want the job? :)

    6. Re:A telling point by bluelip · · Score: 1

      I pulled the following off of a packet BBS "back in the day".

      MCSE - Minesweeper Consultant, Solitairre Expert
      MCSE - Must consult someone experienced
      MCSE - Multiple Choice Selection Expert
      MCSE - Must Call Someone Else
      MCSE - Microsoft Certified Shutdown Engineer

      Not true of all of them out there, but humorous nonehteless.

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    7. Re:A telling point by stmfreak · · Score: 1

      My interview was multi-stage, including a technical process. The questions they asked were laughable; "What is TCP/IP" and "What is DNS" and so forth. I pointed out that I was, in fact, an MCSE. They replied "We know - that's why we're asking."

      Perhaps you should do more interviewing.

      Resume inflation is very common. I'd bet 90% of all people do it, 50% quite flagrantly and 20% to an outrageous degree. I'm only speaking from my experience as a PHB interviewing over a thousand candidates over the last twenty years.

      When people claim to have a $CERT, I ask them something they should know. If I don't know enough to determine the authenticity of their knowledge, I put someone on the interview loop who does. What commonly happens as a result of these probing questions is that you get one of the following answers:

      1. <correct answer> ~50% of the time.
      2. "Uh, it's been a while and I'd have to refer to the book." 40% of the time.
      3. <complete b.s.> no more than 10% of the time.

      I've had one candidate who confessed that he copied his friend's resume since they had the same job, but quite obviously not the same knowledge or abilities.

      I've had other candidates who explained their lack of competency by claiming they're "nearly done" getting the $CERT they proclaimed on their resume.

      I've had other candidates who actually have the $CERT, but cannot answer basic questions like "what's TCP?" sufficiently. And by sufficiently, I mean something like, "it's a connection based protocol that guarantees delivery through serialized acknowledgements to packet receipts." Many cannot even describe the three-way-handshake and return a blank stare when asked what that is.

      So please forgive us PHBs our stupid questions. Answer with a smile, shake your head, mention that you never understood people that lied on their resume. And make sure that if you are no longer "current" in some technology, that you pull it off your resume _right now_ before you get your ass handed to you by some PHB that went and asked some experts for a couple basic questions and answers to shake someone down with.

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  135. It's what you make of it. by sled · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Other people can't define how useful a certification will be for you. If you earn one with the expectation of gaining employment based on the certification alone, then you are probably not getting as much from it as you potentially could. Some people learn better having a well-defined objective such as passing a certification exam. And some certifications, like CCIE, are certainly not trivial and require signficant discipline and effort to obtain. Accordingly, they will provide a greater degree of recognition.


    If you find certifications personally helpful in skill and career development, then go for it. Just don't walk in to a job interview expecting the piece of paper to talk for you. Point out that you earned it, and in what ways it has or hasn't helped your growth. If you are dealing with competent interviewers, they will recognize and value your focus on real-world skills.

  136. Re:There is no point unless... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 2, Funny

    I don't think I would want to work for a company which makes such sweeping generalizations.

    I throw my certifications on a one-liner under my education and training. You know, something like:

    • Astral Basket Weaving B.Sc.
    • CCNA, MCSE, CLS, A+
    • 4 day training course in demolitions
  137. The RHCE is different... by FyRE666 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    I took the RHCE (one week fast-track course) as the company were paying, and it was a week off at their expense as far as I was concerned. I found it pretty easy to pass, but since it's a performance based exam (ie, you actually have to solve real problems with the machine in front of you, or configure things to spec to a pretty tight schedule) you do have to know your stuff to have any chance in passine. This is unlike most "certifications" where at most you need to simply parrot what you've been trained, or just tick boxes.

    I can't say I actually learned anything during the course, (maybe had my memory refreshed though!) but I'd consider it at least an indication of a person's ability to configure a system, have some idea of the general system layout and how to troubleshoot common problems.

    1. Re:The RHCE is different... by Malor · · Score: 2, Insightful

      My experience, around the time of RH 7.2, was basically the same... it's really not that hard. Unlike real life, the questions are fundamentally 'fair'... there's always enough data to determine what the problem is. Real life doesn't work like that.

      However, I'd think anyone who could pass RHCE would be a competent junior admin.. I don't think I'd want one in charge of a big network based on that certificate alone, but you can be pretty sure they know how to install, configure, and repair a single Linux box. I'd be perfectly content to send an RHCE off to fix a mysteriously broken Linux machine in another building... chances are pretty good that they'll be able to fix it. If they can't, I'd probably have trouble with it too.

      If they can get that good, they can probably get better still. RHCE most emphatically doesn't mean world class, but I think it's a good foundation... it means someone has at least a clue. They won't be a complete chowderhead.

      I took the class about four years ago, so exactly what's covered has probably changed. I'm sure it hasn't gotten any worse, though.

    2. Re:The RHCE is different... by Pinback · · Score: 1

      I completed the RHCE cert as well. The opportunity to cert was tied to the prep class, which was covered for whatever reason by an IBM training card.

      In my case, having certified staff helps qualify business parters for an extra discount. The theory being that the customer will go to the partner for support first before jumping on the support line. People also like getting support from local people they know.

      Certs are often practical for people when a degree is not an option. It doesn't have to be an either/or discussion.

  138. Re:There is no point unless... by ahmusch · · Score: 1

    Sure, discriminate against the Irish and Scots.

    Paddy McSean

  139. It makes your skill set concrete by digitalderbs · · Score: 1

    I don't work in IT, but when people I work with have certain degrees/certificates, I can expect a certain number of skills and level of work from them. Without certification, the employee's skills may not be guaranteed, making it difficult for the employer to depend on that employee.

    That said, certification doesn't necessarily mean better training. It just sets a standardization bar.

  140. Re:There is no point unless... by YankeeInExile · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, please feel free not to apply for any of the positions I advertise for.

    But do keep this in mind: I have seven senior level programmers and designers working for me. All of them have been with my firm for at least three years, and are consistently happy. I have a 100% telecommute force, and they all get paid 90th %ile for their market - even the on in Seattle, WA.

    So, you can continue to get certifications, call me names, and whine on slashdot when you get treated like cattle as your jobs get shipped of to India, or you can start learning, show demonstrable skill, and get a good job.

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  141. Re:There is no point unless... by harlows_monkeys · · Score: 5, Insightful
    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume

    So, the answer to the original question, then, would be that having a certification helps avoid getting a job under a stupid boss.

  142. My New Cert by E++99 · · Score: 2

    I've gone 16 years in my career without ever getting or feeling the need for a cert, but I'm about to get the Java Programmer cert because 1) My boss offered to pay for it. 2) It will have a positive effect on my resume. 3) It will benefit both me and the company, insofar as the higher-ups will see it and say, "oh, he must really know what he's doing."

  143. Its simple realy. by Kenja · · Score: 2

    Two people apply for a position. Both claim to know what they are doing. Both have the same amount of real world experiance. One has a cert/degree one dosn't. Which one do you hire?

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    1. Re:Its simple realy. by _Sharp'r_ · · Score: 1

      Which one?

      The one that demonstrates his actual knowledge of the subject matter by answering my questions on it.

      You don't hire people without actually interviewing them, do you?

      If by some miracle I was hiring someone who was supposed to know more than me about a particular subject, I'd find other people with expert knowledge in that subject and have them either help interview the candidates or provide me with some Q&A that would be useful.

      Anyone who makes a hiring decision based on a cert/degree listed on a resume instead of a candidate's actual knowledge and skills is taking an unnecesary risk that has the potential to cost their company a lot of money.

      People are expensive to hire and pay, but they are even more expensive if they aren't right for the job.

      A cert or degree is useful only for when you have a large pool of applicants and you need some help narrowing that pool down. That said, in some instances you can use a cert/degree to remove candidates from the pool, becuase they can demonstrate extra focuses that you don't want for a particular job.

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    2. Re:Its simple realy. by catalupus · · Score: 1

      Two people apply for a position. Both claim to know what they are doing. Both have the same amount of real world experiance. One has a cert/degree one dosn't. Which one do you hire?

      Better question: which one do you call in for an interview?

  144. Re:There is no point unless... by sedyn · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Just me wondering, when evaluating what people to interview, what qualifications would you look at?

    The most obvious thing I can think of is experience. But that begs the question of how one gains experience.

    I'm not going to completely disagree with you in general, because I come from the perspective that if I were hiring I would not want anyone without a CS degree (where certifications are pretty much irrelevant). And even then I would thoroughly test them, because bad students can get through.

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  145. Think of it this way by Troll'N · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I.T. Certification is just like getting a drivers license. As you have all probably noticed about 75% of people that have a license have no driving skills whatsoever! It is the Same for your MCSE, CISSP, CCNA, or whatever other certification of the moment that is hot. chances are they are certified but have no clue what to do when they get behind a keyboard.

  146. Re:There is no point unless... by cprice · · Score: 1

    I think you are simply oblivious to reality in large (> 100 people) companies. Again, the retarded IT manager passes the poorly drafted requirements to the *even more retarded* HR recruiter who then applies their own uber 'regex' to the stack of resumes to determine who gets interviewed.

    If I gather correctly, you are an IT manager. If so, I forgive your retardedness...

  147. Is this a /. worthy question? by rindeee · · Score: 1

    The only point to have any certification, or degree for that matter, is because someone for whom you want to work either requires it or will give you preference over someone without. There...that was easy. Now, about Slashdot posting a question such as this, and not my question a few months ago asking the /. community for suggestive help in designing a Linux based handheld + store-&-forward via mobile GSM pico-cells as a mobile data collection tool for use by volunteer physicians traveling in very remote locations within Africa. Obviously someone whining about the value of certifications being a percieved one is considerably more important (yes...I am whining). My two cents, if you're so damned smart, take the test. What's a few hours out of your life to make yourself that much more marketable.

  148. ENOENT by RAMMS+EIN · · Score: 2, Insightful

    There basically isn't any point, at least if you're looking at chances of getting hired. It's much more important to have relevant working experience, something to show that proves that you can do what the company wants done.

    And, most important at all, you have to get noticed by the company in the first place. The key here is networking: bring yourself and your skills to the attention of people in hiring positions, make friends with them, and you'll be one of the first people they ask for a new job.

    It doesn't matter if you have any certificates, it doesn't even matter if you're really good at the work that they need done; if they know you and they like you, you'll get the job no matter how many other people are more qualified.

    Most people I know got their carreers started because they either knew the person who was hiring, or they were recommended by a friend. I, myself, usually get offered jobs because of my website. Few of us have any relevant certificates.

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  149. College diploma? by dusik · · Score: 1

    While we're at it, why not ask the same question about college degrees? Isn't it really the same issue?

  150. I'm having trouble getting calls back without one. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I used to think they were pointless and that I know as much as anyone who has gotten there certs but employers are looking for certs as an attempt to minimize risk when hiring because most of the time they don't know or want to know enough to distinguish between someone who knows there stuff and someone who knows there stuff enough to bs through an interview.

  151. Money by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about revenue for the company administering the exam.

  152. Re:There is no point unless... by Metzli · · Score: 1

    Unfortunately, not everyone gets to screen resumes on their own. In previous places, my team was only able to review resumes that had been through HR. It sucks, but there are many times where a resume must pass through the hands of the non-IT-aware HR person before it gets to the tru techies.

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  153. Ask someone in HR. by WhatAmIDoingHere · · Score: 1

    If the choice is between someone with certs and without, the person with his/her certs get the job.

    But, yeah. Ask someone in Human Resources about their hiring practices and ask what they think about certifications.

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  154. Re:There is no point unless... by TheKubrix · · Score: 1

    well said,....the parent poster was an arrogant prick who obviously isn't a real professional

  155. No certs, just an I.S. degree by kilodelta · · Score: 1

    I went the degree route. Never bothered with certifications because quite frankly I've been dealing with Windows, Novell, etc. for longer than I care to admit.

    But certifications do act as an initial filter. I've noticed the lower paying entry level jobs either require them or will provide them upon start of employment.

    Nothing funnier than one family gathering I was at. Both my sisters brought their then boyfriends to dinner. One of them was a paper MCSE and didn't know shit. The other sister bf and I had a really good time ribbing him about it.

    Unfortunately the wanker is now my brother-in-law. He's still a wanker by the way.

  156. Getting in the Door by xero314 · · Score: 1

    As an uneducated (read: holds no degree) software developer I know how hard it is to get your resume to even be considered by a company. Prior to become certified in the languages I use I had to work very hard to even be considered for a job (forcing my way in to speak with managers and HR). Once I was able to list certification on my resume I all of a sudden found myself being contact on a regular bassis by recruiters and HR managers.

    Certifications in and of themselves do not prove a developers ability (specially with the low scores required to be certified). On the other hand certification is a way for the self motivated (read: able to learn with out shelling out 10s of thousands of dollars to people who teach because they can not do) to show that they have atleast the basic skills and are capable of working under time constraints (most certs are timed).

    Really wise companies would not rely on degree or certification, but would instead have an internal test to see if the person can work in their enviroment.

  157. Re:There is no point unless... by Rotting · · Score: 1

    Trying to get a job at a new company and using a certification as your only asset is weak as the employer really has no idea what went into getting it. For all they know you took 2 days and studied a book but had no hands on training/experience in the relevant subject at all.

    I think the real difference shows when you are already working at a company and start working on getting certified. It shows them that you are still interested enough in what you are doing to take personal time to keep learning.

    I have worked with people that believe that work is where you do anything related to work so when they go home the only thing they care to do is play games. When it came time to do internal hiring/promotions they were not considered to be serious candidates.

    Unfortunately for them they were the first considered when it came time to do layoffs.

  158. Same as a degree really by jeffs72 · · Score: 1
    Much like a degree, getting an IT cert says you can start something and finish it. Some non-IT types might also interpret it as an actual afidavit of knowledge, but to other technical people, it says you could put your time into it and come out with something.

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  159. Oftentimes... by KhaymanUCSD · · Score: 1

    I've found that having a major in Psychology doesn't open a whole lot of doors for me (I'm a DBA and database developer). I've considered getting MCDBA or Oracle certifications in the past just to advance my career. While it doesn't guarantee that you know what you're doing, it does usually mean you have at least a familiarity with the material. In hiring I've never been impressed with someone who had a lot of certifications if they couldn't answer some basic questions about the actual application of that "knowledge". On top of that oftentimes there is an advantage to your employer. A while back I worked for a company which was trying to gain a certain level of partnership with Microsoft. You can become a partner by gaining enough points by having applications that make use of certain MS technologies and by having a certain number of staff with varying MS certifications. There was kind of an unspoken agreement that if we pursued our MS certifications we would probably share in the wealth once the company gained that partner status. Though when we did the actual count, the most competent developers, sysadmins and DBA's on staff didn't have any certifications. In fact, one MCSD who left the company shortly after that left so many bugs into the product that we were left chasing them down for about 6 months afterwards. My biggest fear of the points system was that we'd be hiring what we liked to call "paper MCXX's" just because they had certifications. People who studied for four days beforehand, passed the tests, but couldn't really do the work once they got into the trenches. Certifications are nice, but they're no substitute for experience and ability.

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  160. Have you heard of the United States? by joemawlma · · Score: 0

    OF COURSE it is just a piece of paper. Just like all degrees.

    How many complete morons do you know with a degree because mommy and daddy paid for it and they got in trouble if they didn't get good grades?

    It's always just a piece of paper. It never means or proves anything as far as intelligence, experience, or common sense goes.

    1. Re:Have you heard of the United States? by member57 · · Score: 0

      Unless you are in the military, then you can lead troops with a basket weaving degree. Talk about putting WAY too much importance on degrees...

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  161. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 2, Informative

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    Illegal? I think not. I don't toss resumes if they have certs, but it is not illegal to judge and reject resumes on their face. If I get a resume that comes across as arogant, I toss it. Is that illegal? No. Hell, I tossed a resume because someone listed their hobby as pinball. It just irated me that they would put that on their resume.

  162. Most are slush by Zarhan · · Score: 1

    There are very few certs that are anything but a piece of paper (but some employers decide that they want them).

    There are some very notable exceptions. CCIE for one - Cisco gives your company better discounts on network equipment the more CCIE's your company has. Also, CCIE exam is a real lab exam, with you having a real network in front of you and timer going and tasks to set it up various ways with an instructor staring over your shoulder.

    Multiple-choice questionnaire certificates are not really worth it, unless, like in my case, the company for some reason values them enough to 1) pay for the certs 2) reward the employers for getting that cert.

  163. Re:There is no point unless... by ellem · · Score: 0, Troll

    So a CCNE, RedHat Cert these suck? I'd like to see you pass the RedHat. Maybe you can... I don't know... but I do know it's no joke of a cert.

    And let me guess, you DO want a degree... in Comp Sci; right?

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  164. It all depends.... by MrByte420 · · Score: 1

    Not all certifications are woth the same

    Well honestly, certs dumb. I'm not a fan about the way IT professionals are supposed demonstrate competence by their ability to memeorize things. Then again you gotta play the game and in the inerst of full disclosure, i'm about to get the CCNA done...

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  165. Certs? or tests? by RM6f9 · · Score: 1

    How often does a given certification, or even set of certifications, *exactly* cover the knowledge set needed for a given position? Rather than trust a resume', why not *test* your applicants to learn hor much of what they say they know, they actually know? This of course assumes that the employer knows what skill sets they need and how to test for same....

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  166. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm not the OP, but I'll bite. Because having certificates tends to indicate you don't have experience and are trying to simply look good by passing off a piece of paper. Also, look around. The guy with no certification is typically the one who can do it all, the guy with the cert typically can barely turn on a computer.

  167. Depends on the guy hiring by tfinniga · · Score: 1

    I've had the unfortunate opportunity to work with people who got hired simply because they said that they could do the work. They couldn't. They also didn't learn quickly. Last time I was involved in hiring someone, the question I asked was "You need to get access to a linux server, but nobody knows the root password. How do you reset it?". He didn't know, and I gave him a web browser and told him to google it. He found the solution, tried it out, and we hired him.

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  168. It's just part of the game by slaker · · Score: 1

    Funny, but true story:
    When I got out of college, I had a hard time finding full time employment. I did contracting work, six weeks here and four weeks there. Nothing permanent, but I could pay my bills.
    I saw lots of job postings requiring an MCSE or CNA. So what the hell? I went and certified.

    I have no doubt that my MCSE got my resume put in front of a lot more PHBs. I got fewer contracts, but the pay I got more than made up for it. Still nothing full time.

    This went on for a couple years. I picked up a certification, got a better contract. I didn't WANT contract work, it's just that it was all I could get.

    Here's the funny part: One day someone called, completely at random. She'd seen a three-year-old version of my resume from a resume service I had never heard of, and wanted to know if I would be interested in teaching IT certification courses.
    When she found out that I had more certs than were on my resume, she offered to hire me full time, on the spot. That was it. Now I teach the useless crap I know to anyone with $1500 and 40 hours of free time.

    OK, that's my funny certification story.

    The truth is, certs work for and against you. PHBs and HR bimbos get impressed by credentials, but also balk at the salary credentials typically imply. Techies usually aren't impressed by your 'leet paper credentials; most of them have met a moron with the same pieces of paper.

    Still, in my experience, I've found that certs relevant to a particular job usually put your resume in the upper part of the stack that Kandi Melonsmuggler, Queen of HR, will call back. And that's really about as much as you can hope for. If you have another way to get to the same place (degree from a well-regarded school, military service, boning Kandi), maybe you don't need the certs.

    Also, be aware that it's possible to be overcertified, and that employers sometimes see that as a sign of overqualification.

    The best thing I can suggest is, if you're going to get certified in something, stay away from generic certs and lean toward something modestly specific. Everyone and his brother has A+ and an MCSE. /A+, N+, Server+, HTI+, Security+, Linux+, MCP, MCSE NT4, 2000, 2003, MCSA 2000, 2003, MCDST, CCNA, SCSA...

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  169. True...but by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The same set of facts are true of college degrees.

  170. From a pre-sales perspective by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Many OEMs require their resellers to have a certain number of certified people on staff with specific certifications. The inten is that these people know how to answer thier customers' questions and don't have to bother the OEM with these questions. I have worked for distrubtors and resellers who bith havea certification librarty they need to maintain. In certain circumstances these certifications are designed more for this audience than they are for the professionals working the product in the field.

    As an aside, anyone who idiotically denounces certifications has unrealist expectations of HR departments and even IT departments the world over. HR has not the expertise to ask the appropriate questions to determine if a potential new hire has the necessary skills and the IT departments don't have the time to ask the questions. Certifications answer a lot of these questions for the employer. Call it the entrance fee for getting an interview.

  171. Re:There is no point unless... by mwronski · · Score: 1

    There is a huge point if you consider how candidates are screened. In today's job market, employeers get hundreds of resume's. Adding certification criteria is commonly used by non-technical HR departments to weed out "unqualified" candidates.

    I am not stating that I think the certs themselves are any guage to an individuals qualifications, but just indicating what they are used for by HR.

    A well qualified candiate without a certification may not get the chance to prove themselves in a technical interview.

    Its not the best method, but in the case of huge volumes of resumes, I am not sure what a better solution would be.

    My current company goes as far as to start weeding process at 4 year degree. Without one, your chances of having your resume presented to a hiring manager are slim.

  172. Re:There is no point unless... by Nodar · · Score: 3, Funny

    so... you are in a hiring posotion... Hey, buddy, i'm looking for a job, great news too, I don't have any certs. Hell, I don't even have a degree, I figure, why do I need one? I'm sure by this point, I'm pretty much a sure bet for getting this job, but if you want to actually do an interview as a free write off lunch or something, I would understand. We'll be in touch, nice doing buisness with you. ass

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  173. Re:There is no point unless... by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

    Surely taking one of these courses shows that you are at least willing to put the time in to learn something new which in an ever-changing IT world is more of a plus than a minus. The quality of the course is not as important as the willingness to give up spare time to learn something new and you could steer such willingness in the direction of worthwhile learning.

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  174. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked with a grand total of two people who had Java certifications: One was a "Certified Java Programmer" (which is another way of saying "I have a certificate that proves I know that Java uses curly braces to separate blocks of code"). This woman was one of the worst developers I have ever met, and definitely NOT someone you would trust to solve an actual problem.

    The other was a Certified Java Architect. He spent 4 hours a day surfing EBay, 2 hours sleeping, one hour lying on his timesheets, and one hour trying to tell the Architect(s) that we should be using Together/J. Totally sucked.

    When I see "Certified Java" anything on a resume anymore, all it does is make me more skeptical about the other experience listed on the resume, which is typically sparse. Few people even bother with this stuff if they have actual experience to draw on.

  175. the point: improved chance at getting hired by SABME · · Score: 1

    Certifications improve your chances at getting hired.

    That's it.

    If an HR person is looking at two resumes that show equal experience, and one resume lists a certification even remotely relevant to the position that needs to be filled, guess which candidate has an edge?

    I have edged out other candidates twice because I have a CCNA. Am I an IOS guru? Hardly -- I'll be the first one to assure anyone of that in any situation. But because my core experience was good, the router cert helped make out. (the jobs in question were in QA testing of VoIP and other network applications, so the router experience was relevant)

    Also, the folks who screen your resume (HR) are used to working with people from *all* professions -- not just our narrow little world of tech -- where career credentials are common yardsticks for measuring accomplishment and skill.

    Certifications demonstrate also that you had the wherewithal to take and pass a long boring multiple-guess test. Sometimes that in itself is a differntiator, regardless of whether the cert actually makes you an expert in anything. (Remember the SATs?)

    Whether certs actually give you any kind of skill at all is another story. :-)

  176. Treat it as you would treat a college degree by zoomba · · Score: 2, Interesting

    A bunch of people here have complained that certs mean nothing, that they don't guarantee knowledge, and a few of you have even say listing a cert on a resume makes you LESS inclined to consider someone.

    Look at it as a college degree is looked at. It doesn't guarantee knowledge necessarily. What it does is demonstrate some sort of commitment to taking a class and passing an exam, at that takes at least some work, time and money.

    A cert does not make you an expert, and the experts have no need of the certifications anyway, so what they really are, are baseline tools. If you pass the RHCE exams, you know the person has a certain set of knowledge at a minimum. It may not be expert level, but you know to some extent what they have proven (in a test at least) what they know.

    Also, look at the cert as a tool to the early professional. A training course and a few exams is a good way to quickly spin up into an area of IT you may not be well-versed in. Especially when it's an area dominated by older professionals who are well established. These guys tend to take up all the work and often don't want to delegate any to some know-nothing kid. The result is it's difficult for a new guy to build up his experience.

    Over time, the certs do mean less and less as their work experience section grows larger. The cert is not for the guy in the mid/late phase of their careers unless they're trying to shift to a new IT area. Certs are like college degrees... they're of the most value to someone trying to get their foot in the door and build up some basic skills quickly.

  177. Let me ask the question on all our minds... by Danuvius · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Do you have a boyfriend, erica_ann?

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  178. Certifications CAN BE MEANINGFUL by test007 · · Score: 1

    I think certification can be meningful. It all dpends on the certifications. MCSE is worthless in my opinion because it consists of only written exams. You can just cram all the known questions and their answers and then pass the test.

    Other certificaions like those from Cisco (CCNA for instance) or Red Hat (RHCE) are performance based. You actually have to work with systems on these exams instead of just answering theoretical questions.

    The point of certifications thus becoms that you can show a MINIMUM of knowledge about a certain topic instead of expecting the one doing the hiring to just believe you when you say that you do know how to do things.

    Now that may sound like insulting to some of the readers here, but hey HR departements have to deal with a lot of frauds in this field and so they need some kind of assurance.

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  179. what's the point of a bacholar's degree? by evilgoddude · · Score: 1

    IT certs are kinda like college degrees. It doesn't make you know the material. Doesn't really prove much of anything. I have a friend who's a navy pilot with a BA in woman's studies (and he's a man). I think the point to IT certs (and college degrees) aren't so much the knowledge they test on. It's more of a dedication thing. I was dedicated enough to my line of work to put up with the pointless classes and tests...

  180. Re:There is no point unless... by Metzli · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why the hatred for those with certs? To me, a cert means that one took some time to learn some info about a certain area. I have two, both from vendors, that I was able to earn through the experience that I have. Does it make me talented because I took the time to jump through those vendor's hoops? I don't think they makes me better than an experienced person w/o them, but I also don't think they make me worse.

    Do you have the same attitude for those with college degrees? Are they also "opportunists" with a "meaningless validation?"

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  181. What do want to get out of it? by rakeswell · · Score: 1

    It boils down to why you want to get the certification. Is it a respected/valued certification in the industry? What do you expect from it?

    A while back I got the SCJP basically for the hell of it, so I didn't have great expectations riding on it. Much to my suprise, it translated into a small promotion, pay raise, and a nice little bonus. But that says more about my employer and director than anything, I think.

    A colleague of mine also attempted the SCJP exam and failed badly. He commented that "passing the test doesn't mean you're a good programmer", and while I agree, a good programmer would certainly be able to pass the test.

    The SCJP only really attempts to be able to validate the exam taker posseses the minimum baseline competencies in the language. I presume the same is true for many other of the technical certifications out there. If you want to take one for the hell of it, or if it's seen in the market as desireable, then take it. Just see it for what it is.

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  182. Job Requirement by shoemaker251 · · Score: 1

    I was required to become at least MCAD.NET certified for my job. In order to maintain a certain level of partnership with Microsoft, our company needed to have X% of employees with some sort of MS certification. My company took care of the cost of the exams, allowing us to fail up to three times before having to pay out of our own pocket.

    I have to say I learned a little bit more than I knew prior to studying for the exams, but I'm not sure the benefit was really worth the cost. But I received a cool lapel pin and membership card from Microsoft!

  183. No point in IT Certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with YankeeInExile.

    I've been working for over 10 years in the IT field. I've never been certified or registered with any trade associations.

    I charge $80/hr. for computer & network set-up & upgrades/repairs - $40/hr. for graphics and web site design work. No complaints from clients.

    When I apply for positions with companies, my resume has plenty of projects and experience, so I never even get asked for certification.

    If the resume is too technical for the interviewers to understand, they usualy will trust you and give you a chance to prove your self.

    If a job posting requires certification, I become suspicious that they don't know how to find qualified people anyother way or they think if you pay someone lots they must be good.

    I find most companies have good people doing the hiring. If you can get to an interview, you should be able to get some work - if you have the experience the need - certificate or not.

  184. Re:There is no point unless... by sterno · · Score: 1

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    To be totally frank, that position seems quite dumb. If somebody has certifications but doesn't have credible work experience to back up the certification, fine. But I know that personally I put my JDK certification on my resume because I've got it, so why not. I didn't go out of my way to get it, just got it for free when I was working for a company.

    No employer is willing to pay me to get a certification in something I already know

    This is not always true. Larger corporations will do this and consulting businesses will also do this because it shows the expertise of their people. I've also seen situations where an employer will reimburse an employee for certifications if they pass the tests.

    Finally, keep in mind that not all certifications are created equal. I knew a guy who passed the original MCSE exam without ever having touched a Windows NT system. But if you compare that joke to the hurdles you have to go through to become a CCIE, they are worlds apart.

    A certification is just like a University degree. It's meaning is tied entirely to what's behind it. I can get a doctorate in just about anything if I write a check to some company in Mexico. Does it mean anything? No. Just like some certifications don't.

    Similarly, a university degree is a helpful start, but in the end, it's your job experience that will do the most for you in the end. I rather doubt that anybody looks at my resume with 8 years of Java programming experience and wonders how I did in school. I also rather doubt they care about my Sun Java Certification.

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  185. Open Sourced certifications? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Oooo, yea, replace one 500 dollar test with MANY 500 dollar tests! Easy profit for the testing companies, but does it benefit anyone else? No.

    Perhaps we should start thinking on OPEN SOURCED CERTIFICATIONS (This is, certifications which are copylefted, open to the public, etc.)

    Obviously certification companies are becoming a bad monopoly, just like Microsoft. I think it's time we start doing something about it, don't you think?

    1. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by SatanicPuppy · · Score: 2, Interesting

      So who administers the tests? Sounds like you're saying we need Free-As-In-Beer tests, but if there's no central reputable authority doing the testing, then the tests are worthless, and if the tests are free(as in beer), then how would that central authority be funded?

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    2. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by shawb · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Hmm... certifications is one area where I think security by obscurity is perfectly valid... otherwise people will just study the test before they go in.

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    3. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by einhverfr · · Score: 2, Interesting

      take a look at bsdcertification.org (or whatever they are calling themelves). They are working on something very much like this.

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    4. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by Spy+der+Mann · · Score: 1

      Perhaps a database with a certain amount of possibilities - which of course, may include hyperlinks to documents containing the actual data.

      i.e.

      "Describe the Internet Explorer peekaboo bug"
      <Answer refs="href,href,href" />

      Or simply put, there could be an OpenSourced database of answers, and the tests would be generated using this database. After all, if someone generates a "sample test" from the answers, that's not cheating but more like a study guide, right?

    5. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by swelke · · Score: 1

      I could see this working in only one way: one central organization (a for-profit company) starts the open source certification project. This company would administer the tests and write the first version of the test questions. The test is open source in that all of the test questions are public knowledge (Creative Commons license?). The way to do this is to just make a gigantic question bank, and the questions ocn a particular instance of the test are just drawn from the bank. You'd still have people who try to game the system by just learning the answers to every question in the bank, but the obvious solution to that is to just make the question bank gigantic. I've found that open source works very well for projects where lots of pieces need to be made, but they don't really have to interact very much. This might work pretty well.

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    6. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by swelke · · Score: 1

      God help us no! People studying? Before a test? What has the world come to?!?!

      Seriously, though, most test systems publish their previous question database somehow, and reuse questions at least sometimes. This wouldn't (necessarily) be all that different.

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    7. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by quanticle · · Score: 1

      Well, it is valid to keep the current test secret, but I do think that the testing organizations ought to release sample questions, so that test takers can assess their preparation before going in to take the exam. For example, the SAT releases the previous year's exams to the public. If these testing organizations did the same, many would consider it an acceptable balance between security and openness.

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    8. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by uberdave · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It doesn't matter who backs the test. What does matter is that the test is recognized by the industy. As an example, people know that MCSE is from Microsoft, CCNA is from Cisco, but who governs A+? Who knows? Who cares? The industry has somehow perceives these tests as valuable. If we develop a test (say, PVTAT: Peer Verified Technical Aptitude Test) that the industry perceives as valuable, then it will not matter that there is no central authority. The industry itself is the authority.

    9. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by budgenator · · Score: 2, Funny

      Think it's hard getting dev's to write documentation, try getting them to write cert test questions

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    10. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      but who governs A+?

      Ummm....CompTIA...one of the largets computer technology industry groups. It's possible that no one cares NOW, but you don't think that the cert would have gained the traction it has without a recognized name behind it, do you?

      A+ is still one of the requirements for most major manufacturer's hardware certs. Some don't even bother going any further (I seem to remember Toshiba's repair certification being "fax us your A+ cert and we'll send you a Toshiba authorized tech number").

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    11. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      Maybe they could make tests of random questions that could be downloaded and given to job applicants. If somebody thinks they are qualified, they should be able to do reasonably well, even when they aren't well prepared. This would elimate problems where people pass tests by going to courses where the only point is, is to make you pass the test, without you really understanding the material.

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    12. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      I know a guy who studied for 2 weeks to get his A+. I wouldn't trust him to repair my computer. Based on what he told me about the exam, I could probably pass it without studying, but PC repair isn't my field, so I'm not going to put down the money for a test. I certainly don't think that an A+ cert is a proper credential for fixing computer problems. Especially laptops, which is what toshiba mostly makes.

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    13. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by uberdave · · Score: 1

      CompTIA...one of the largets computer technology industry groups.

      A-HA! You've made my point. The certification is recognized because the industry chooses to recognize it. So, we the open source community merely need to put together a certification and push it. What do we need? An RFC? An ISO?

    14. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      To start with, probably a letterhead.

      So, are you going to capitalize 'open source community' on the letterhead?

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    15. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I know a guy who studied for 2 weeks to get his A+. I wouldn't trust him to repair my computer.

      Back in 1999, I (desparate times) applied for a PC repair/upgrade position at CompUSA. The manager asked if I had an A+ cert.

      I asked what an A+ cert was, and he explained it to me.

      Later that same day (a Saturday) I showed back up with a cert (in Atlanta, I found a testing center open Saturdays and took the test, no studying). I apparently had a decent score, and had the manager make a copy so I could be considered for the job.

      Of course I never got the job or even a callback, as I'm sure my ability to obtain this "certification" in such short order probably scared the manager... but I then realised that these certs were bogus.

      Yes, the cert proved that I knew something, but the knowledge required seemed so basic to me that I realized I was in the wrong field. Never having heard of an A+, and a couple hours later possessing one, I suspect made the hiring manager fear losing his own position as service manager...

      Fact is, if you've been working with PCs for a few years, especially building/repairing your own boxes, the A+ exam is pathetically simple. For a CompUSA tech, knowing the basics too well is to be seriously over-qualified.

      I did end up landing a contract/temp position doing warranty repairs for Gateway machines, and at $13/hour I wound up breaking even working for a few weeks (having paid $469 for the cert tests).

      I've made much better money coding PHP, Perl, even (gasp!) VB. That cert only really proved that I could upgrade my Dad's RAM without his worring... as much...

    16. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by Rhaize · · Score: 1

      Actually Most people I know that do development would love a chance to stump newbies will proving their intelectual superiority in the process.

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    17. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      I certainly don't think that an A+ cert is a proper credential for fixing computer problems. Especially laptops, which is what toshiba mostly makes.

      As someone who took the test (years ago) I can tell you with absolute certianty that it's hardly even good enough for desktop repair. It doesn't even come close to being valid for laptops. Back when I took it, it's was in the Win95 days. The A+ was mostly still DOS and Win 3.1. Hopefully they've updated. They also had about 20 questions on grounding straps and where to attach them. It was pretty much a joke.

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    18. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by lucifuge31337 · · Score: 1

      A-HA! You've made my point

      Good....because I sure as hell wan't trying to say that the A+ has _ANY_ merit to it at all. I was just speaking to how it got the aura of being worth something.

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    19. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by budgenator · · Score: 1

      Actualy in college I was in the nursing program for a while and our program director was honored with writting a question for the state boards, it took her 6 months to write the question, the answers, document the answers thru journal research and get the question peer reviewed.

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    20. Re:Open Sourced certifications? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      From what I've heard, although they update it, it seems that they still don't take many old questions off the test. They were still asking questions about which IRQ is used for what, as well as stuff about serial ports. If the tests are so easy, and only really test for minimal knowledge, at least they should be testing for knowledge that is relevant to today's computers instead of computers from 10 years ago. I haven't configured IRQ's since my old 8-bit sound blaster.

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  186. What would Jesus do? by nazsco · · Score: 1

    probably enter those so called certified certification issuers center, or whatever they call themselves, and tore the place apart.

    1. Re:What would Jesus do? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jesus would probably count camel dung and kick sand. Then he would claim to be a god or something.

  187. 2 ways it can go by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have also had this discussion with others, and the conversation can go one of 2 ways:

    a) If you have 2 people with the same cred's and thay want the same job the one with the certs gets it. For no other reason than the certs.

    b) "..it proves the applicant can learn new skills." from a guy who runs one of those "get certified" in 6 monthes places.

    As far as I am concerned certs prove nothing, but your a good test taker.

  188. Re:There is no point unless... by Bellyflop · · Score: 1

    I actually use that as one of my criteria. No offense to those that have the certs out there, but my hard and fast rule is that if there's a cert on the resume, I don't want to see it. I figure that when you write a resume, you are granted a page or two to really show off what you've accomplished and what you can do and if that made the list...

  189. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Exactly the kind of candidate I want to exclude. So, while I was being dramatically disingenuous upthread, I can safely say: Each certification decreases strongly your chances of getting hired in my organization.

    Well then you're a jackass I wouldn't want to work for anyway. You're probably an arrogant self-centered cockmaster who thinks the world revolves around him.

  190. Re:There is no point unless... by Jeff+Hornby · · Score: 2, Insightful

    you can start learning, show demonstrable skill

    Isn't that pretty much a description of certification?

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  191. Re:There is no point unless... by Shotgun · · Score: 1

    So you're laid off, along with all the other people in America that got hit by the DotBomb. The State has a program for you to get certifications as a part of your unemployment. Every job you see advertised specifically requests said certifications.

    You may be prejudiced against a great many decent employees who've been struggling to do the best they could with what they were offered.

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  192. To cut down the stack by agtwilight · · Score: 1

    The only thing they are good for is cutting down the pile of resumes from 800 to 50.

    I ususally hire referrals, but if not - I refuse to look thru a monster stack of 800 resumes - most are total junk.

    I think it also shows some dedication to bother getting it done.

    i suggest getting off your LAZY BUTT and doing one even if its a CCNA or something basic.

  193. The real meaning of MCSE by 8127972 · · Score: 1

    Must
    Consult
    Someone
    Experienced

    Enough said!

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  194. How about other industry certifications? by timmy_walker · · Score: 1

    If professional IT certifications are worthless, are professional certifications worthless as well? If that's the case, then realtors, CPA's, appraisors, and the like should just flush their certifications down the toilet as well.

    1. Re:How about other industry certifications? by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      How is this relevant to /.? Professional certificates are self-policing; CPAs write the exams and CPA candidates take the exam. Same goes for the other professions. They aren't belonging to a specific company or other esoteric organization (perhaps other than their profession). IT Certifications are given by specific companies or organizations for specific tasks. MCSE, Cisco Networking, yada yada blah blah blah are given basically for the aforementioned HR help. Also, the companies make a few bucks off of it ;-). If there were some sort of consortium that all Computer Science/IT/Other Tech professionals belonged to, then the certification might be worth something to the owner.

    2. Re:How about other industry certifications? by timmy_walker · · Score: 1

      The Project Management Institute (PMI) is a consortium of IT Professionals. Does that mean the Project Management Professional (PMP) certification has some merit?

    3. Re:How about other industry certifications? by cnerd2025 · · Score: 1

      Depends on who you ask. It's sort of like governments being "real". For a government to be recognized by another, the two must have diplomatic relations. In order to have diplomatic relations, they need to recognize each other. Any certification is only as good as its toughest questsion. Physicians and Lawyers must take very rigorous exams to be certified, therefore they have much credence. There are still quacks and incompetant lawyers, but fewer because of the difficulty of the tests. PMI may be something to look into, but again, who knows how rigorous the tests are. IT professionals could come up with a very rigorous exam or set of exams, but then it gets to be just a waste of time. This field is so young and ever so dynamic that as soon as a test is out, something would be wrong already.

  195. To get bonded! by ephraim514 · · Score: 1

    Some certifications will bond you up to a certain amount. So, if you get certified with a company for a certain area of knowledge, this company may bond (insure) you for, let's say, $50,000. When a company hires you, and knows you're bonded for that amount, you're basically insured to do work on something that is worth up to $50,000. If, for example, you accidentally take down the company's network, which costs them $100,000, you're bonded for $50,000 and the company is only liable for the remaining $50,000. In such a case, if the task at hand (done incorrectly) was able to cause $100,000 worth of damage, the employer should have hired someone who was bonded for $100,000, or volunteers to insure the remaining amount.

    Some bigger companies require their employees be bonded to limit liability, and also to evaluate who can work on what projects.

    Bonding also occurs in other trades, for example, electricians, plumbers, etc...

  196. Microsoft Specifically... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Offers a "partner" program to companies, based off of the number of their employees who hold microsoft certifications and the levels of said certifications. Depending on what level of the partner program a company is, it can receive discounts on microsofts products, and so on and so forth.

  197. Certifications? by McBainLives · · Score: 1

    We don't need no stinkin' certifications!

    -Mac Guru

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  198. getting a foot in the door... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Certification can be a way to get those HR and manager type to reconsider their first profiling of a potential hire.

    Let's face it, much of the IT world is still man dominated. Certification can help women, minorities, and other groups who, for one reason or another, are still discriminated against.

  199. I can beat that. by www.sorehands.com · · Score: 1

    In 1989, I had a recruiter calling me and asking if I had 10 years of PC DOS programming experience.

    1. Re:I can beat that. by Fred_A · · Score: 1

      In the first few years of Java, this was common w/ Java as well.

      They just take the latest TLA or buzzword and add "[5-10] year experience" in front of it"...

      "Do you have 10 years experience with Ruby on Rails ?"

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    2. Re:I can beat that. by Fishstick · · Score: 1

      5 years experience, with windows 98, in 1999

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  200. marketing by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 1

    The point of certifications is marketing. Every piece of information that flows out of any company is marketing. The training materials and tests are intended to bring about a state of mind or a set of preconceptions that are favorable to the market position of the product.

  201. Re:There is no point unless... by crabpeople · · Score: 1

    "but people who buy meaningless validation strike me as opportunists"

    so someone going to night school while working at mcdonalds 9-5 everyday just so they can maybe break into the networking world with their dream of CCNA, is seekign meaningless validation?

    i would be very surprised if you worked in IT, let alone applied for a job with a real corporation (no your mom and dads company doesnt count). most likely, your one of those people who thinks that if someone wasnt a born genious with computers then they should be damned to even THINK of getting into the field. Doctors, dentists, accountants etc all went to school to learn how to practice their art properly. Saying that certifications are completely meaningless devalues the art of the sysadmin or coder. Saying you wouldnt hire someone based on having a cert on there resume stinks of so much elitism that i would guess you either are part of a MAC only shop or some kind of art gallery.

    *disclamer I only have 2 certs and was employed before i got either of them right out of HS.

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  202. Re:There is no point unless... by Harodotus · · Score: 5, Informative

    Not the only shining light, I too find my CISSP certification useful.

    I am a highly qualified consultant of 15+ years experience. I live and die by recruiters deciding whether or not to pass my resume on to my actual customers.

    Before my certification, I had to go into great length about how my semi-directly related experience matched what the job requirements. Now I can say "oh I'm certified in that specifically and have done similar things in the past".

    Admittedly it doesn't speak to whether I'm really qualified, but if it gets me past a semi-clueless recruiter to actually speak with the hiring customer/manager, then it was worth but the time and money to get it.

    Just be careful that you don't have too many certifications or list any lame/negative ones and it'll help you find work.

    For those already employed, it looks great on a performance review and can help the justification for position or pay rate increases.

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  203. Good as the paper they're printed on by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A while back I would have said that certifications were useful to show a minimum level of competence. Even if all you did was pass a test, at least that showed you had some knowledge versus the folks who claimed to know a system but were just bluffing.

    Now I'm not so sure. I've been dealing with a bunch of security certified folks in the past two years and with just a couple exceptions, none were all that knowledgeable. The uncertified Linux geeks I'd worked with previously knew more about TCP/IP and networking than almost all the CISSPs I've met. Granted, the CISSP is a very broad cert, but you'd expect that a security engineer would understand at least the rudiments of TCP/IP.

    At this point I'd hold a certification against someone. Why? The hard-core folks, the ones that are really desirable in your department, don't bother with them. IMHO, most of the rest (i.e., the certified) use them just to break into the business.

  204. No Cert here, but i will get one by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I dont have a Cert, but 12 years of experience.
    not only did i find out that cert's dont help many who have them (technically) but sometimes even the contrary.
    some answers on MCSE (at a time, i dont know how it is today) ware factually wrong, the reality did not match the answers required by (surprise surprise, by the vendor).

    there is something bogus in a certification process that is made only by the actual vednors, and not a third party.

    that said, i think of getting one or two, if the dickhead that gives value to them, will pay me more as a result, then so be it, sure ill take your money. i have an MS in BS.

  205. It's both useless and useful... by nomad_monad · · Score: 1

    I'm an architect at a software company, and I do a lot of interviewing of candidates, and I have to say that I completely agree that certifications are no substitute for actual experience. When I see a resume for a job candidate, I rarely place any weight at all on any certifications they might have on their resume. Why? Because whether or not they have J2EE certification, Java Programmer certification, blah blah, I am still going to ask them the same technical questions and/or probe for the same skillset. Just because they have a certification doesn't mean I am not going to do my job, which is to certify a potential candidate for US.

    HOWEVER, those who tell you that getting a certification is a waste of time are probably giving you BAD ADVICE. Am I contradicting myself? No, and here's why.

    On an average week, I might phone screen 1 or 2 candidates, and actually have a face to face interview with one. And let me tell you - I don't really enjoy doing this. Most people in my position don't either. If I wanted to spend my time interviewing people for jobs, I would have chosen a different career path. It takes away time from the job that I enjoy doing. Most of the time the candidates don't even pan out. Think about it -- how many candidates are turned down for every candidate that is given an offer? A LOT. Given such low percentages and the fact that I and people like me are quite busy and usually want as little to do with the hiring process as possible, who do you think we have as the first line of filtering for the stack of 1000+ resumes we receive every week?

    It sure as hell isn't us.

    Fine, you may have designed some super-cool distributed computing system using, or you may have written your own bytecode compiler, or you may have written large portions of app server code, etc. And you might put it on your resume, and it'll look really cool to us, the people who know what the hell you're talking about.

    But to the HR person or corporate recruiter who is acting as the first person to sort through the resumes, you may as well be speaking in Klingon. They have no authority derived from knowledge to make any assessments about your skills. So they are going to look for EXTERNAL authoritative validations of your skills, like education and certifications. Sure, they will pick out resumes listing critical skillsets that we the engineers deem to be necessary for the job, and they are good at doing that as well. But they will likely prefer candidates with more external validators.

    It is just human nature for us to look for experts when we are lost.

    In short -- it may help you get your foot in the door first, so it's not a waste of time. But once you're in, don't expect it to mean anything.

  206. Re:There is no point unless... by YankeeInExile · · Score: 0, Troll

    Precisely not.

    That is what everybody who has responded to me in this thread has failed to see: I do not believe that certifications require any demonstrable skill, since they can so easily be gamed. For three hundred US I can get a certificate that says my dog has the required skills.

    A certification has exactly as much weight and proof-of-knowledge as a degree from the Grace L. Ferguson University and Storm Door company.

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  207. Re:There is no point unless... by RapmasterT · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal. This is a stupid way to think. Having a Cert doesn't make a candidate any worse than having a Cert makes them good.
    I'll overlook the fact that you clearly have no idea what is or isn't legal in hiring practices, but certs can certainly be a detriment.

    When you look at a resume, what is on the paper is all you know about the person, and I have to screen dozens of resumes for every person who gets face time. I get resume's all the time that have line after line of alphabet soup certifications, those go right in the trash.

    overload of certs tells me one thing about a person right off the bat, they spend TOO MUCH TIME on certifications and not enough time working.

  208. certs by BigDaddySlim · · Score: 1

    I agree that the ability to obtain a certification does not qualify a person for the job but, they help get you into the interview process. I hold many certs and have a few years experience to back them up. What really makes me laugh are the guys that put the certs on their business card or e-mail signature. The only place I put mine are on a resume.

  209. Facts by Elastri · · Score: 1

    Fact: Not every job requires phenominal applicants. It's rediculous to toss this kind of qualification aside. The people who have certifications probably aren't going to be the best of the best, but most companies aren't looking for (and couldn't afford) those people anyways. If you're looking for someone really good you should be looking are references and prior work experience. If you're looking for someone to get a job done, certification gives you some idea of what you're getting into with a candidate. In the worst case you'll realize they're stupid in the interview.

  210. There are some heuristics you can use by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    All from personal experience, I work in software. These are all somewhat offensive generalizations. Anyone with more than a couple of "certs" is probably someone you don't want. It seems around 3 is about optimal. Subsequently, if you find someone with a CCIE who also puts CCNA and CCNP and the dozen or so other cisco certs that are encompassed within the CCIE they are trying to puff up and look better. It's akin to putting the fast food job you had in highschool on your resume. Know the certs before you give them credit. Being PMI certified is a lot different than, say, an MSCE; it means more it means different things.

    A degree carries more weight. Sorry, it does. There are plenty of degree holders that aren't worth a shit too, the ratio of useless degree holders to useless cert holders is lower. It's a generalization. Also, anyone who has 75% of a degree and has been "working on it" or "planning on going back to finish it" for over 4 years (if you're going part time it might take 7 or 8 years to get a degree, I'm talking about they've pretty much given up and haven't touched it in a couple years) keep your eye on these people. The degree says that someone can learn stuff and that they can be persistant, it's not about skillz. When you have someone who can't close the deal then they are looking for the quick easy out, know that when you put them in a job. Quick and easy has its place, these also might be people that have trouble getting their mind around new ideas.

    Actual experience is better than any cert. If you've maintained a network for 3-5 years, that says more to me than a couple of cisco stamps and bouncing between jobs for 5 years.

    Multi-cert guys that haven't held a job for over a year on average. Avoid them. Saw one, had CISSP, a handful of sun certs, a handful of cisco, some kind of MS cert. No degree. In his ~10-13 years he had been at close to 30 different jobs; lot's of failed .com and a couple of big jobs. Sure enough, we hired him and he was useless, didn't want to work, just be paid for "being smart" He left and made a big stink on his way out, tried to damage morale, etc. There is also a tendancy to perpetually work on the resume, they shy away from non-sexy work that won't "benefit" them in their next job. Cert or no cert, avoid the job hoppers, being able to stick a job out for 2 years or more is worth something; there are always circumstances though.

    "Cert guys" are definitely more useful in a consulting capacity. Define the job well though.

    Certs are about skillz, if you find a guy who is all certed out but can't actually do things, stay away.

    With new people, regardless of degree, no degree, certs or not, if they only have 2 to 3 years or less. They are green, no cert makes them a pro. Then need mentoring and help to mature as professionals. Doesn't mean they won't be useful, doesn't mean they aren't intelligent, it just means that you need to have the right expectations and maybe help them some. All the rules don't apply to new people, they are new and that's that. Getting a cert or 2 can be much cheaper than a degree, depending on their financial situation, they might be great workers or they might be worthless.

    There is the respect issue. I'm a pro. I expect to be treated as one, I treat my coworkers as professionals. When they are superstars and I see that I give them more respect and they do the same to me. You can perform and command respect because of it or you can show up with a shiney new degree from Harvard or MIT or your CCIE and you can try to demand it. Anyone who flaunts a piece of paper and demands respect for it rather than performing, avoid them. You've made a mistake when you have them. Pride is normal and it's one thing, pride can be good but I'm not talking about being proud of your school or accomplishments. Actual performance and real results cannot be argued with, it's the best way to get more re

  211. What about CISCO? by SolePatch · · Score: 1

    Isn't that some bombad, 6 hour, hands on test (real world troubleshooting). This is an example of where you need to 'prove' your knowledge. Those guys are so focused on what they do, I wouldn't want some one screwing with my company's router configuration without being qualified. Plus, I hear it is hard to get access to Cisco documentation without paying for it.

    1. Re:What about CISCO? by jmilne · · Score: 2, Informative

      It depends on which Cisco certification you're talking about. They have quite a few now. See http://www.cisco.com/web/learning/le3/learning_car eer_certifications_and_learning_paths_home.html for details.

      Your CCNA is going to be a very basic written test. If you've got a basic knowledge of networking (can you subnet?), you can probably read some documentation and pass without a problem. The CCNP is going to be harder. You've got four exams to pass, each getting pretty detailed in a specific area of routing or switching. You can still pass it through books only, but it's going to really help if you've got experience with the equipment.

      The CCIE, on the other hand, is a written exam as well as a lab exam. And the pass rate for successfully completing the lab on your first attempt is pretty low. Most people who pass the lab require two or three attempts. There's fewer than 7000 active CCIEs around the world right now.

      As for access to Cisco documentation, just hit http://www.cisco.com/ and look around. They have a lot available for free.

    2. Re:What about CISCO? by gkuz · · Score: 1
      Your CCNA is going to be a very basic written test. If you've got a basic knowledge of networking (can you subnet?), you can probably read some documentation and pass without a problem.

      Have you taken the CCNA exam lately? In the last couple of years, it's gotten surprisingly hard, and with a cut score around 850 (out of 1000) there's little margin for error. I've met knowledgeable, experienced people who got bitch-slapped when they sat for their re-cert.

    3. Re:What about CISCO? by SolePatch · · Score: 1

      How much does a CCIE make? They must have to travel 100%... Might be worth it, all the talk about outsourcing development gets old. I don't see infrastructure configuration in the US going down the tubes anytime soon.

  212. Re:There is no point unless... by cheezit · · Score: 1

    A degree from a vocational institute might be comparable to a certification, and in fact many of them do offer certifications as part of their curriculum. Buyer beware.

    But a BA/BS/MA/MS/etc. is not supposed to be about proving that you know a certain body of knowledge. It's supposed to prove that you know how to educate yourself and that you understand deeply the fundamental principles behind a discipline.

    Otherwise CS departments wouldn't graduate such shitty coders on such a routine basis, who are so ignorant of the state of the tools and technologies in their professional field, and so ill-equipped to perform professionally that they end up getting treated like interns for the first few years in the working world.

    CS generally is the worst of both worlds, though of course YMMV.

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  213. Statistical Analysis by amichalo · · Score: 1

    Anyone remember stats? How many data points do you need to determine a trend?

    Since no one has ever walking into a job interview with the exact experience an employeer is looking for, a hiring manager needs enough "pros" to outweigh the "cons" of hiring an employee.

    Certification is just a data point.

    So if the employee is fresh out of school with just a couple years of experience, perhaps the certs help set him or her apart from the other candidates. If an employee nails the interview, perhaps it doesn't make a hill of beans that they aren't RedHat certified.

    I guarantee a resume with your name and every certification known to man on it and no experience won't get you a job, but many people who have IT jobs are certified. Get it?

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  214. For Me, A Certificate = Training and Experience by aquatone282 · · Score: 1

    I was hired by a defense contractor a year ago to work on a small time-and-attendance database using Oracle Forms as the front end. This was a complete career-change for me; my only previous related experience was two database courses in college and a part-time internship where I installed and configured an enterprise facility maintenance database on a development server. What got me my current job was 20+ years experience troubleshooting military avionics - a good number of the managers I work for are retired military themselves. I was hired primarily to install, configure, and maintain the Oracle database and application servers with software development/maintenance as a secondary responsibility.

    Certifications were not required for my current position (a bachelors degree in MIS or a related field was), but I have been working on my own to obtain an Oracle OCA certification to:

    1. Train myself on Oracle database administration for my own benefit
    2. Provide something in lieu of the database administration experience I currently lack.

    I also plan to begin a Masters in Software Engineering next year. But until then, if I'm laid off, I'd like to have something tangible to put on my resume.

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  215. Re:There is no point unless... by (A)*(B)!0_- · · Score: 1

    A certification is quite different than a Bachelor's of Master's degree [or at least, it is if you get one of those degrees from a good school]. If you can't see the difference, then you only have the former.

  216. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    So where do you hire? We'll check the laws and see if you are breaking them.

    And anyway, you are prejudiced: "abysmal", "meaningless".

    I have certifications and they meant something yesterday. Today they mean 1 more thing: I have almost no chance to work for you. Were they worth it? YOU BET!

  217. It depends... by eclectic4 · · Score: 1

    ... on the quality of the cert. If the tests are well written, then they certainly help employers weed out candidates. If I have 1000 resumes in front of me, the one's with certs tell me that they actually had to have known the information that was on the tests within the last year. This is good. Anyone can type up a kick-ass resume. Anyone... With a cert I know he not only knew the information contained, but that he went through all the steps to do so. That alone is good info. Unfortunately (very unfortunate), some bad certs crept in from some very large companies (ahem) which watered down their importance.

    The rest of the interview process will tell me if he is socially adept, and I can ask him various question and within a few moments be able to tell if his applied knowledge is at par with what I am looking for. The cert helps me in this way. I'm not going to interview 1000 candidates.

    And I love my two Apple certified people (desktop and portable) because they can order parts right from Apple, and they seem to be very knowledgeable.

    So yes, certs are good from the employer's point of view, which is why they exist in the first place. I just wish there was a way to "certify" the damn certs to ensure quality testing, but...

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  218. The point of Certification by Alien54 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Certification is an attempt to solve the problem of incompetent techs. Heck this past couple of weeks, I heard of a tech at Freak Squad wiping a drive to fix the virus or whatever problem, rather than
    1. actually fixing the system, or
    2. offering the service of backing up the drive first for the customer
    3. or selling the cutomer a new hard drive so the the old one could be set up as a secondary, with all data intact
    Certification is supposed to validate technical expertise. The system is obviously fawlty. Right now all it certifies is that the people who are certified know enough to be dangerous.

    The solution is an internship program, or an apprenticeship program, where a person gains the experience to become trustworthy.

    Note to BHO types, this might not install morals, but that is another situation entirely.

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    1. Re:The point of Certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Should we certify morals?

    2. Re:The point of Certification by songokussj11 · · Score: 1

      Certification in some areas is a very good Idea. Some of the certifications are designed to create stress and test your ability to use the knowledge you have in an efficient manner. Take for instance a CISSP; this cert is 6hrs long and is delivered under strict conditions. The exam is designed to weed out would be BS artists and test your knowledge in a real life situation.
              As far as BBY Co's geek squad, I cannot begin to tell you how incompetent some of those people can be. The exam you have to take is not only simplistic but is entirely BS. The exam was not created by a testing agency. As a matter of fact, the test (screen shots) was accidentally sent to someone I know at CompTIA and described as a good piece of fiction.
        After working for BBY Co (Geek squad) for 2 years to supplement income while attending college for ISS, I came to realize that BBY Co is not interested in Service. They are only interested in revenue. Rolling over technicians is more profitable if the techs they keep are as immoral as the policies they support. Competence is not an issue when you can lie to a customer and charge them money for services that they do not need. I have watched managers support immoral behavior, and I have seen technicians go as far as telling a customer they have to replace a component only to take the original home for them selves.
      I agree with you completely as far as creating a program to insure proper service techniques, but the problem is always going to be that users are stupid and company's like BBY Co will continue to employ the script-kiddies of the service technician world to ensure that they can supplement the loss in revenue on computer sales by creating more problems then they can actually fix.
      When it comes to working in retail services you should not only have to prove you know how to do your job but pass a polygraph as well. This would inure only the best liars get the job.

    3. Re:The point of Certification by schon · · Score: 1

      I heard of a tech at Freak Squad wiping a drive to fix the virus or whatever problem

      That's nothing.

      A (new) customer of ours brought their system in because it wouldn't connect to the internet (cablemodem.) They had a guy come "fix" it for them two weeks ago, but his diagnosis ("there is a virus in your network card") and his solution ("buy this new network card from me") only fixed the problem for a day or so.

      Yes, he was (apparently) A+ certified, and no, I'm not making this up.

    4. Re:The point of Certification by Doctor+O · · Score: 2, Informative

      I'm with you that certification is bullshit. It's just something to make HR work easy, because otherwise they'd have to really find out whether someone can do a job, the horror. *gasp* Yes, I am being a bit sarcastic on this one.

      However, the "Freak Squad" simply is correct. Simply restoring the standard installation from the disk image on the central server is the only way to go.

      1. Most spyware opens back doors. Even if you uninstall the spyware, there can always be other malware on the machine already.
      2. Hunting for spyware takes a lot of time if done properly. It takes especially long if you consider point 1 and check every nook and cranny of the system, and you have a high probability of you overlooking something tiny and obscure.
      3. Restoring the system image usually is a netboot away. It takes about 5 to 20 minutes, depending on the size of your standard installation.

      You cannot do a proper spyware hunt in 5 to 20 minutes and even if you could, there would still be some good chance you are left with a zombied machine. The image, on the other hand, is well known to be clean. So it's quicker and it's safe to restore from the clean image, while hunting stuff down basically is a waste of productive time.

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    5. Re:The point of Certification by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      However, the "Freak Squad" simply is correct.

      1. The tech should warn a customer before doing something irreversable.
      2. The tech should offer the option of backing up data.
      3. The tech should explain the issues with spyware and the time involved before wiping the disk.
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    6. Re:The point of Certification by Doctor+O · · Score: 1

      We are still talking about corporate machines. It's common practice to have the profiles on the network, not on the workstations, and if someone somehow manages to store stuff locally, I couldn't care less about deleting it. That's what network storage is for, and people have no business storing private stuff on corporate machines.

      I agree on educating users, however. Unfortunately I feel that people

      a) don't want to hear about this "strange computer stuff"
      b) don't follow *any* advice
      c) think that it's IT's fault they got infected anyway

      (One could argue that c) is true to a degree if you're using Windows, but there often is no choice of OS, so let's leave that alone. *g*)

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    7. Re:The point of Certification by Fulcrum+of+Evil · · Score: 1

      We are still talking about corporate machines.

      Nope, we're talking about techs in big box stores. All your points would have been valid, had this been an IT department.

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  219. carefull carefull ..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    might be that pin ball was their religion ....

  220. Who Cares -- What the little kid would say? by jglen490 · · Score: 1
    If the certificate is from a recognized certifying body (i.e., LPI, not Joe Schmuck's instant cert farm), and the certificate has something to do with the job at hand, then it has meaning. In fact, it has a point.

    On the other hand, if someone has a raft of certs and none of them apply to anything, then that indicates a very definite problem with focus, attention to detail, and goal-setting.

    Certificates are just like computers and software, you target that which will get the required job done.

    1. Re:Who Cares -- What the little kid would say? by shokk · · Score: 0, Redundant

      More important, if the guy has certs with work experience to back it up, AND the interviewers can ask decent questions verifying that knowledge and experience, then the system works. Otherwise the con artist and the idiot interviewer are all complicit in giving the job away to a BS artist. I'm afraid there won't be any certifications to verify interviewing skills in those doing the hiring.

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  221. Re:There is no point unless... by ellem · · Score: 4, Interesting
    My wife (an HR Troll... until recently) says:

    If the job requires a degree then a Cert can be considered not enough. By disqualifying a candidate over the successful completetion of a Certification you are basically discriminating. While it is unusual to discriminate someone for a redeeming quality it is not unheard of. A recent discrimination case was brought against Merill Lynch for refusing to hire Yale graduates, as the hiring manager was a Harvard graduate. Those discriminated against were ultimately settled with by Merill Lynch who also fired the hiring manger. These are not exactly the same but paralels can easily be drawn.
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  222. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If the person has no or little experience, don't hire him. If he does have experience, then you should hire him. If you don't care about certifications, then why would you look at them at all, even as a negative? Is the employee supposed to leave off his certifcations just in case he runs into someone like the OP, and risk not getting a job with someone who does care about certifications? Stupid.

    The job of a hiring manager is to look at the resume as a whole, and figure out if the person is worth hiring. If the hiring manager just has some stupid positive-negative point system, it would be more efficient to replace him with a machine.

  223. Re:There is no point unless... by GeorgeMcBay · · Score: 1


    Well, please feel free not to apply for any of the positions I advertise for.


    Will do.

    I have no certifications to speak of and agree that they are meaningless to hiring outside of the most entry-level positions, but your arbitrary decision to exclude people who list them is just as dumb as an arbitrary decision to only interview people who have them.

  224. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You know I have exactly the same response to those people who show up with more than one college degree or phD. When I see that on a resume I immediately toss them in the trash bin. Who needs the pedigreed rocket scientists. Give me the hobbiest any day. /sarcasm off

    As the other gentleman stated, you had some valid points up until you made that foolish comment. And now with your follow-up you are just digging yourself in deeper. Stop now and spare us any further pain.

  225. Re:There is no point unless... by I8TheWorm · · Score: 1

    Glad I don't work for you.

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  226. Re:There is no point unless... by Tourney3p0 · · Score: 1
    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Wow. You're in a hiring position and just admitted publicly that you're pursuing illegal practices. With no certifications, It'll probably be pretty difficult to get a job after you get fired from this one.

  227. Government positions by Gruneun · · Score: 1

    As much as I despise the typical certifications and their teaching/testing industry, there are many government agencies that must rely on them. Quite simply, the US has twisted itself into such politically-correct retardedness that having a degree, a certification, or recorded experience is the only way that a worker can be evaluated. That doesn't just affect those on the actual government payroll, but also applies to the way contracts are bid out, proposals are written, and subcontractors are hired.

    I don't like that subjectivity is mostly removed from the process, but otherwise abuses can easily occur. The self-taught guy may get weeded out early, but so will the HR manager's drinking buddy. I've worked with some incredible people that had no formal education and some schmucks that carry a heavy resume, but for the most part, the people that have formal qualifications are better trained and better suited for the positions.

  228. first job by ja-ja-morkmorkmork · · Score: 1

    Certs are a good way to get your first job. After that they are valueless. My wife is in a profession that also has a lot of phony-balony certifications. We have dozens of them hanging in the bathroom - along with our old MCIWorld stock certificates...

  229. Consulting by bugninja · · Score: 0

    You must be an employee somewhere. Consultants and business owners like letters after their names.

    I want my employees to have A+ or INet+ after their names so when I advertise, I can say that all my employees are properly certified.

    The general public reads that as a security statement. They are in good, qualified, hands with our company.

    Consultants put the letters after their name because a normal person in the world will call a certified tech with the same price as a non-certified tech around 9 times out of 10 (not proven, learned from experience).

    If you work for a company, and someone comes on board who is certified, and you are not, and they hold that over your head, sure - it means nothing. But it may have gotten that person the job over the non-certified guy they were competing against.

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  230. Re:There is no point unless... by frostyboy · · Score: 1

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    I would agree with this, if the candidate had limited experience, but then had a low-tier certification. This might indicate an obvious attempt to simply beef up the resume. So I'm not going to come right out and call you a complete ass, since you might have a point in this circumstance.

    However, for an already good candidate, one with several years experience, and a well-considered, higher-teir certification (like the RHCE), the certification should push them over other like-experienced candidates with no certification.


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  231. nontraditional but of value by loose_cannon_gamer · · Score: 1
    I think it may be worth considering the purpose of certifications in the first place to properly respond to your questions.

    A certification is a claim about you made by someone else, in its broadest sense. It can be made by names you trust (say, the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, on slashdot) or by names you don't trust (Auntie Edna's resume acronyms *CHEEP*).

    The only thing that matters about a certification is how your target audience feels about the certifier and what is being certified. If the hiring manager for your dream job has packed the job description full of acronyms and certifications, you should care about them, and if not, you're probably fine without.

    The key idea? The certificate only has value if the person you're trying to convince is convincable by that certificate. Since everyone is different, each certification will have variable value. Figure out what you want to do, and who you have to convince, and then the certificate question will, for you, be as clear as night and day.

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  232. Certifications are mainly BS by jht · · Score: 1

    Now that I tossed that statement out there, I'd like to clarify it some. I do feel that most certifications are useless. With few exceptions, they don't really reflect any real-world ability to perform the job, just that you've been able to demonstrate a base level of knowledge regarding a technology.

    With that said, there are certifications that are usually indicative of a real skillset. Cisco's certifications are generally useful. Many certs in the security field are relevant. The old Novell CNE and Microsoft MCSE certs are next to useless. In my own work, the only certification I have ever bothered holding is the entry-level Apple Certified Help Desk cert, and that's just because a certification was required for entry into Apple's consultant program (which has been extremely valuable for my business). Even that certification didn't require any coursework - when I read the description, I signed up for the test and took it a couple of days later, sight unseen. And passed it in about 15 minutes.

    That doesn't mean I'm an übergod of Mac OS X, it just means I knew the material well enough to pass the test easily. My experience is far more relevant.

    When, in my prior work life, I was a corporate IT manager, I did not really use certs as a hiring criteria. I did look to see if they were present, but I was much more interested in reality. The ironic part was that the first IT person on my staff to take advantage of our company's (then) generous education benefits to get certified left almost immediately upon getting the MCSE cert to go work at a dot-com for ludicrous money.

    Times were different then...

    The biggest problem with certifications is that they usually provide an inflated view of a person's skills. But the bigger the organization, the less likely it is that you'll find people who have the time to look through the alphabet soup and can see the real skill overview. I don't know of any good solution, especially in the lower-to-mid level jobs.

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  233. Its just another money making scheme by Stone316 · · Score: 1
    Personally, I am not certified and i'll admit I am considering doing it but for me, not to increase my chances of landing a job.

    We have had bad experiences with junior certified people in the past. Actually, the last 2 junior people we hired (who were certified) didn't last more than a couple of weeks. Alot of people asked me what happened and I used to say it was like hiring a mechanic who didn't know how to do an oilchange. I honestly have no idea how they got certified without picking up at least some of the basics.

    On another note, I used to work for a company that has a certification program (a popular one) and I was part of the onsite customer support team. They never asked me once to get certified and I sat with some of their largest customers.. There could be only one reason for that.

    The only certification programs worth any grain of salt are ones that require a person to sit in front of a computer and throw some real life situations at them (they can have the software/hardware manuals I don't expect people to remember syntax of commands you may never have to use off the top of their heads). But I don't think there are too many of those around.

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  234. Summary by value_added · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. For the PHBs and everyone in management who rightfully insist on a core level of competency for new hires and need some sort of metric when references, years of experience aren't satisfactory or need to be validated.

    2. For the HR folks who are often ill-equipped to evaluate competency levels.

    3. For prospective applicants to improve on or dress up their resume. This applies especially to Americans who traditionally have had no opportunity to see abbreviations after their names.

    4. For anyone involved in teaching (or selling teach materials) to establish graduation status.

    5. For anyone who needs to determine or otherwise establish they know their stuff.

    The explosion in the use of certifications is admittedly fair game for fun, but when the tech field reinvents itself every few years, it should be understandable that everyone can be left wondering how well anyone knows anything.

    If you've been involved in hiring, or worked in management, you know that references can't always be trusted, and experience is not always a measure of competency. How many secretaries who have been using Word for more than 10 years really know the program? Similarly, I think it's a legitimate question how many regular /. posters professing knowledge could pass a simple A+ or Network+ test, let alone that something more involved like Cisco's base CCNA, or the Microsoft MCSE set of tests. And for all the Linux geeks laughing at the MCSEs, I'd wager more than a few dollars that if they tried taking a RHCE exam, many faces would turn red from embarrassment.

    Personally, I hate tests of any sort, and even tend to be suspicious of people that do well on them, but I'd be the last to dismiss their purpose or useful, irrespective of the test or who administered it. All the established professions have their legitimacy established using a test, and most have some form of continuing education that requires futher testing and certification. It would therefore seem fair, therefore, for anyone in the tech field be required (as needed) to do the same.

  235. the point.. by Burl+Ives · · Score: 1

    Clearly the point is to make money for the companies giving them out.

  236. Of course! by bscott · · Score: 1

    > So what is the point of getting IT
    > Certifications? To have a piece of paper?"

    Duh! What in life ISN'T about that? Does a driver's license mean you're a good driver? Does a beauty school diploma mean I'll get a good haircut from you?

    Dang, you can't even get a life insurance payout from a loved one's policy unless someone gives you a piece of paper saying the guy's dead...

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  237. Re:There is no point unless... by nine-times · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Notice he didn't say that he's prejudiced against someone who has certifications? He says he's prejudiced against people who put them on their resume. Certainly it's fair in business to judge someone by what they choose to put on their resume.

    Also, I think I know what this guy means. It's one thing if someone has some small note in this resume listing some certifications, but I've seen people who'll put an insignia right at the top, bigger than anything else: A+ certified, MCSE. In my experience, good techs rarely value their MCSE very much (even if they have it).

  238. Re:There is no point unless... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Why? Isn't that the point of a Hobby? Generally something different that makes you an individual. Many resume experts suggest putting a hobby in, as long as its not something that might offend or scare someone off. I don't see how pinball would do either, and I'd personally be intrigued by said persons skill.

  239. Reminds me of... by brakk · · Score: 1

    I heard of a hiring manager that would take resumes, fold them in half and hold them up to the light. If the left and right margins weren't even, he threw them out. If you couldn't even figure out your word processor, you probably couldn't figure out a lot of stuff.

  240. HERE'S WHY - Compliance by TheLinuxWarrior · · Score: 2, Insightful
    That's one reason why I have certifications.

    Aside from the HR tards and the PHBs, compliance is actually something important.

    The last two places I've worked for have been pharma companies. If the FDA comes in to inspect, they ask who runs the servers, I say I do. They ask if I am qualified to operate the servers, I show them Solaris cert, questions end.

    It's a check the box for the validation paperwork. Required? No. Handy? You bet your ass.

    1. Re:HERE'S WHY - Compliance by RoadWarriorX · · Score: 1

      Myself, being the introverted geek that I am, would respond the following questions accordingly (cue the fuzzy flashback screen, now):

      Who runs the servers?

      I do.

      Are you qualified to operate the servers?

      Well, I dunno. Let's see, what makes me qualified? Hmmm. That's a tough one. Maybe the fact that I spend 10 f'ing hours patching these god-damn Windows boxes, so that some stupid worm does not squeek though. God, I wish my f'ed-up boss stopped buying this "total cost of ownership" crap and allow us some to get some linux boxen so I don't need to worry about this every god-damn day of my life. I must have spent a friggin' eternity in this server room. Ya know, I have'nt seen my children in, oh my god, 2 days! My wife is gonna divorce me, and go live with her mother now. Geez, I am figgin' screwed. I... I'm sorry, what was the question?

      Nevermind.

  241. Re:There is no point unless... by plopez · · Score: 1

    why would i want to wrk for a dimwitted PHB? I have, in fact, declined jobs or cut interviews short if any sort of red flag goes up (the company/department appears disorganized, the people i would e working with of low quality etc.).

    Since I have been around the block a few times, it is as the point where the interview is everything. I just breifly scan the resume to make sure they have the minimal qualifications (usually college degree and X years experience)and then use my sense of their problem solving ability as well as my sense of their social skills to make my judgement. Certs, since they do not have any accredidation, are useless and also have no legal bearing.

    Hiring, after all, is *not* an exact science.

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  242. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous+Brave+Guy · · Score: 2, Informative
    While not directly illegal, choosing to disqualify someone based on the most readily understandable part of their resume is asking for a lawsuit. It comes off as an obvious attempt to mask hiring discrimination that follows under the letter of the law.

    It's long been regarded as good practice, at least among employers I've encountered here in the UK, to have a simple written statement of what the company looks for during a recruitment process, including anything that will be used to automatically disqualify candidates. This is sensible anyway, since it avoids one particular interviewer's prejudices artificially affecting the process. However, it also guarantees that everyone's singing from the same hymn sheet, so if someone is rejected on grounds like this, there's a clear policy to justify it and it can't be turned around into some sort of discrimination case because the unwanted candidate also happened to be black, female, or whatever.

    When contemplating notions of "legality" one must first contemplate what sort of jurors you may ultimately be forced to justify your actions to.

    Screw that. If a company can't even apply its own tests of technical merit in the hiring process, and then can't fire someone crap for the same reason, your economy is doomed by your own legal system. I support, with reservations, legislation that prevents discrimination against groups who are clearly the victims of widescale prejudice that should be irrelevant to their ability to do a job. However, that is the absolute limit of how a company's hands should be tied when it comes to staff selection; requiring a company to employ someone they really don't want is unlikely to be good for either party.

    (BTW, the "with reservations" above is only because I have personally encountered several cases where this legislation was abused by the supposedly disadvantaged party to force a win-win proposition at an employer's expense, and very few where it was used to seek redress after genuinely inappropriate discrimination. I certainly do not condone inappropriate discrimination where a decision is not justified on other, more objective grounds.)

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  243. Troubleshooting skill by screenpro · · Score: 1

    You either have it or you don't. Certifications not going to help you at all.

  244. Re:There is no point unless... by jebell · · Score: 1
    While not directly illegal, choosing to disqualify someone based on the most readily understandable part of their resume is asking for a lawsuit. It comes off as an obvious attempt to mask hiring discrimination that follows under the letter of the law.

    Tell me, counselor, how is it an "obvious" attempt to mask hiring discrimination? People don't put their age/sex/race/photos on resumes. I can understand your concern if a [insert undesirable minority here] actually goes through an interview, but we're dealing with throwing away a resume before anyone's ever met the person.

    By your logic, I can send in my resume to Microsoft and list qualifications that are in no way related to the job. When they throw it away without so much as giving me a phone call, I have standing to sue (assuming I belong to a specially-protected class of people)?

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  245. Certifications by sguine · · Score: 1

    As an HR Consultant within IT services, I often receive resumes that have certifications. From a money perspective, a certification may very well help to add to your personal bottom line. From a practical point of view, a certification demonstrates knowledge in a specific area of expertise.

    The original reasoning behind certifications (within technology) was to validate what an individual already knew. This is not the case today since certifications are used to gain entry into a particular area.

    I can confidently say that all of the hiring managers that I support regularly say to me that the certification(s) that a person holds is fine so long that they can perform the duties and responsibilities of the position.

    Additionally, in our litigious society, the certification process is used by some firms in order to further insure against lawsuits from their clients.

    If you are one of the people with knowledge in a particular area of information technology, use the fact that the recruiter may not know what you do as an opportunity to educate them. This goes a long way towards that recruiter working on your behalf.

    For those of you that hoping to land that next (or first) position/contract, you want to consider using language that a layman can easily grasp. Explain the projects that you have worked on and the technical environment (you may also want to consider placing the details of the technical environment in a separate paragraph).

    In conclusion, the certification of technical skills is still important, as it adds value (and money) to the technical environment that you are working in. For my part, I hope that the certification process goes back to its roots; it should be used to validate experience.

  246. Re:There is no point unless... by jersey_emt · · Score: 1
    Fine...but for whatever reason, you seem to think that if one *has* a certification, they have *no* qualifications?

    What kind of logic is that? 'A' does not require 'B' Someone with 'B' may or may not know 'A'. Thus, having 'B' means you do not know 'A'. QED? Absolutely not.

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  247. Accountability by twifosp · · Score: 1
    I would say that certifications are mostly worthless, but do tend to get you past HR trolls, as already mentioned in this thread.

    Wait, I've got it. The people that do the hiring could structure their interviews around determining that their candidates can do the job! What a novel idea.

    I don't really do IT work, but there are a lot of certifications in my field. Six Sigma belt certs, PmP certs ect. I've worked for a company that will hire you based on paper, and I've worked for a company that would put you through a multi tiered several day interview process. Complete with shadowing with current employees and then getting feedback from the employees on if the candidate knew their stuff.

    Sure, the latter costs more and is a more complex hiring process. But take a guess which hired better candidates that fit the company's needs exactly?

  248. Re:There is no point unless... by prockcore · · Score: 1

    But prejudice against those who may have gotten them for other reasons?

    There's only so much room on a resume (one page). You put the best stuff on there. If you have certs on your resume, it's because you don't have anything better to put there.

  249. Filtering candidates in large corporations by lawpoop · · Score: 1
    The point for IT certifications is to filter out candidates when your a large organization and you get a dozen applications a day.

    It makes it easier for an HR person who knows absolutely nothing about technology to know that the person sitting across from them is not just spouting bullshit, but can actually *follow the manual* and get something working. It also shows that the candidate is willing and able to tow the line and jump through the hoops, which are inevitable in organizing a large group of people.

    For most managers and vice-presidents, IT workers are commidities -- they're all basically the same, replaceable parts. Some may be better or worse in the end, but overall they're doing the same basic job. A certification is a double-check against work experience on a resume. If you are the greatest admin ever, bonus. However, all they are worried about is getting someone who doesn't jack everthing up.

    Imagine you are an HR person and you know nothing about computers. However, you have to bring a new admin on board in a month. Let's look at your strategies:
    It's to risky to bring someone on board before you know that they can actually do the work. So, you have to get a resume, check references, and interview the person. The resume says that they have 10 years experience with X. Do their references agree with that? Do they sound like they know what they're talking about? If they *really do* know what they're doing, why can't they spend a few hundred to get the cert? It sounds like that person would be someone who may not be a team player, or not be able to handle the bullshit that you have to effectively deal wtih in a large organization.

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  250. Real World example by sxmjmae · · Score: 2, Interesting

    While working at one place the PHB went on and on about a new IT person they hired. All sorts of academic awards, top in the class, etc.

    The first day they sat in front of the computer and they said - "How do you turn on the computer?"

    Apparently they never had a home computer and the computer's in the school's labs where always on.

    Nice enough person but very limited in the IT knowledge area. Anything outside the text book knowledge base and they where lost. Small little issues would require them days of research to find the solution as it was something they had not just covered in a text book. Innovation and creative ideas where not there strong point.

    I find that in computer programming you are almost an artist; creating a logical flow of information. It is impossible for a text book to teach this sort creativity.

    The best way for a PHB to see you not only have the technical knowledge but the passion for the field is to look at the job experiences, hobbies or clubs you belong to.

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  251. Who to trust? by buckhead_buddy · · Score: 1
    Hirings are simply based on trust. If you are the
    • The evaluator's personal evaluation, but in the case of IT many hiring personell know they don't know enough.
    • The endorsement of an associate who the evaluator trusts.
    • Various degrees of separation of trusted associates (your vice president, your vp's coordinator, your vp's coordinator's brother, your vp's coordinator's brother's schoolmate)
    • Claims made by the person under consideration themselves are the lowest form of endorsement and hold no weight until verified with sources of trust.
    IT certifications are good if you don't have an inside friend in a company. They companys' providing them build their "trust" because they often have a reputation that would be harmed from being too incompetent or corrupt with their evaluations. Certifications are like a college education without the actual education; you're buying a reputation and some level of assurance that others trust.

    Personally, I've had better luck with getting hired because people saw where I graduated college from (even though I was an engineer rather than a CS major) and people who knew my name from my controversies in the school paper and clubs I belonged to. My only regret is that I didn't join a fraternity since they often have their own networking systems. I know a lot about CS and IT from work experience, but getting a job is always about making a point of trustworthy contact with someone in the company rather than showing off what I know or even what prior work I've done.

    If you pass a certification and the company is revealed to be allowing rich students to purchase passing results, then it's no longer a trustworthy endorsement and it loses it's value. A college education often does not succumb to similar corruption because it provides more sources of trust you can exploit than simply your passing test scores.

  252. Re:There is no point unless... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    overload of certs tells me one thing about a person right off the bat, they spend TOO MUCH TIME on certifications and not enough time working.

    YOu do realize that after an 8 hour (or even 10 hour) work day, there's still plenty of time to do other things...right? Me, for instance...I work as a UNIX admin, and I am back in college again. Other people could be using the time to get certs. Lets see...168 hours in a week, 40 for work, 40 for sleep, 10 for pre- and post- work work-related activities (driving, etc). That leaves 78 hours a week for getting certs (or going to school), cooking then eating dinner, having sex 4 or 5 times, and still a bit of time left to play in a band. Wait, that sounds familiar...

  253. Re:There is no point unless... by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    That's not the definition of "not considering them at all". That hurts people who just keep them on the resume so that they can get past any stupid first-level hirers.

    Are you saying that you would prefer a good candidate who didn't list certs to a stellar candidate who did (for the few hirers who can't figure out he's stellar)? Or just that given two equal candidate you'd prefer the one who didn't list certs?

  254. Certification by phoenxshard · · Score: 1

    To me, certificates don't really prove anything. All it proves is that the person that took the certification can take a test and pass it. MO on that. I really lost all respect for certifications a few years ago when working at an Internet Help Desk. I supported DSL, dial-up, domain, and email configuration questions mostly and would get at least a few calls a week from MSCE certified users that would call and say "my name is *insert name*, I'm MSCE certified and I was wondering if you could help me with setting up this email account."

    I'd answer "do you mean for the POP and SMTP server names sir?"

    A reply would come, "no, I mean setting up the actual account in Outlook, I don't know how to do that."

    I would get calls like that at least once a week. Since then, I don't believe that certifications prove anything more than the person can read a book and memorize answers for a test.

  255. It's like this: by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    Certs only exist so that interviewers / HR people who are otherwise not capable of judging a candidate's competence can look and see that they at least passed some sort of test.

    At companies where technical interviews are handled by competent technical people, the value of a cert is low. They'd rather determine your competence themselves.

    At companies where your resume' is checked by a PHB, certs have a higher value.

    IMHO, Interviews should be handled by some one who knows about the skills necessary for the job being applied for. This is not always the case.

    Where I work, we could give a shit about certs, or college degrees, or even HS. If you know your stuff, you know it, be ready to prove it. Period.

    1. Re:It's like this: by east+coast · · Score: 1

      If you know your stuff, you know it, be ready to prove it. Period

      I don't know what kind of possition you're hiring for but how can you bring someone in and have them competently "prove" their worth over someone who has the drive and know-how to pass a cert. Granted, the "paper certs" are easy to spot early on in the office but during an interviewing process?

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  256. Youngest MCP by sama1 · · Score: 1

    What about the case of the 9 year old girl who got her MCP certification. Makes you wonder about how hard the certification is and what it actually tests for.

  257. Consider it from an employer's point of view by coyote_oww · · Score: 1
    As an employer, you must choose between two people, one who has the piece of paper that says he can do the job, and one who doesn't. With no other information to go on, which one do you choose?

    If your saying "you should have them do the real work" that isn't a viable option because....

    Once you have a reputation as someone who will hire people without the piece of paper, everyone will apply!!

    To give you an example, last round of hiring I was involved in, we wanted three (3) Computer Science grads for entry level positions. C/C++ knowledge required, Computer Science/Computer Engineering degree required, etc.

    We recruited at 3 colleges - where we got the respondents we wanted and eventually hired. But we also were required by our company to post the job internally - it's a large well-known company, and the internal posting (which shows up _somewhere_ externally, don't ask me how...) generated 40+ leads, all of them bogus. Including an aeronautical engineer in Russia without a green card. Including a mechanical engineer in India without a green card. Including other people without degrees, without a clue what C/C++ is, etc, etc, etc.

    You cannot possibly evaluate all the people that will apply if you leave the position unqualified - it's hard enough when qualification ARE required. Even when qualifications are required, the effort to remove the unqualified from the process requires effort. You simply must have some prescreen that can be applied. The "piece of paper" test is one of those. You can demand some basic proof of competence that an HR drone can use to whittle down the pile from 1000's of applicants to a few who at least have the background required on paper.

    1. Re:Consider it from an employer's point of view by cosinezero · · Score: 1

      Your answer is ironically irrelevent.

      The issue at hand is not discussing qualification, but certification. Did you know the Mechanical Engineer was not qualified because he wasn't certified? NO! You knew that because he has no IT jobs in his experience.

      The question is if certifications really matter to a resume for IT; clearly if I submitted a resume that was virtually unrelated to the field, both certifications and no certifications would hurt. We're considering the following questions:

      Would a cert hurt or help -
      * someone with no experience looking to get into IT?
      * a college student?
      * an entry level applicant?
      * a mid level applicant?
      * an experienced pro?
      * any of the above looking to move up?

      Certainly the answer is "one who has the piece of paper that says he can do the job, and one who doesn't", but we're talking here about people who HAVE paper that says they can do the job - their experience, degree, portfolio, or even letter of recommendation. Surely someone with no IT experience and a resume tailored for mechanics would not get the job - but would they with an MCSE? Probably not then, either. But neither of those apply here. We're saying, what does the -cert- do for you. Does it help someone with a little experience, or not?

      For instance, I have almost 10 years of experience, and I'm only 30 years old. I have neither a degree or cert, but I have a competive development job. I've never met someone with a certification OR degree that knew a damned thing that mattered in the real world. My experience on my resume dictates that I can do the job. The question is, who believes a cert is more important than experience?

  258. Culling the Herd. by jhill · · Score: 1

    Certs are good for culling the herd. I recently completed and passed my CISSP. During the week long process/cram session that was involved, one of the stories that came out was that a company was hiring people and they didn't REQUIRE a CISSP, but they did recommend it.

    So what happened?

    Well, of the 1400 resumes that came in, a search was done on the word CISSP, there were approximately 68 with CISSP on it, guess what happened to the other 1332 applications?

    So, even though it's recommended, it's very tough to get past the HR department if the hiring manager comes through and says, just look for people with such-and-such on their resume.

  259. Re:There is no point unless... by ogar572 · · Score: 0

    the certification is tied to the understanding of the logic of programming/networking/etc in a general sense.

  260. Re:There is no point unless... by dsginter · · Score: 1

    A certification is quite different than a Bachelor's of Master's degree

    That wasn't my point.

    My point was that a certification can be as extensive as one of the aforementioned degrees. However, the big gripe about many current certifications is that most aren't even as extensive as a single college course, let alone an entire degree.

    As I see it, the certification vendors see them as a way to profit. Only when they reorganize into a method of verifying a skillset at a bare minimum of cost will they begin to have some tangible value.

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  261. Only Useful in two conditions by N1ck0 · · Score: 1

    Certifications are only useful for those who are 1) Trying to get a job where they don't have several years experience working with a subject, but still want to show they have some general understanding of the information involved (a.k.a. getting your foot in the door). 2) As a stepping-stone for more advanced training and certifcations that have benifits such as discounts, support agreements, etc for large companies (e.g. a CCIE ).

  262. Because not everyone is a techhead by TrappedByMyself · · Score: 1

    Why all the hating on management/HR and people who hold degrees/certifications? Jealousy? I think so. Grow up boys and girls. It's petty and just reinforces stereotypes of the crabby pompous geek.

    It is very difficult for someone to evaluate technology experience if they have none themselves. Say that a company is expanding their capabilities and need an Oracle DBA. How can an HR person tell the capability difference between two people spitting out techno-babble. Someone walking in the door with a cert from Oracle is huge. It shows some sort of 3rd party verification of the candidate's skills. The person may still turn out to be a bozo, but they're a better bet than someone without the cert. If all other things are equal, the cert would and should push them over the edge

    Also, some of the more difficult certs are like degrees in that they show that the candidate can make a long term committment to something. They dug through the crap instead of throwing up their hands and bitching that it's a waste of time.

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  263. It also depends... by kaellinn18 · · Score: 1

    ...on what type of company you are working for. I work for a contracting company, and when you are putting together a bid for a contract that's out there, it's nice to be able to put the various certifications of your staff on there to make you look good. Sure, it's not going to do anything in and of itself, but if it comes down to your company and another company and you both have similar levels of experience, then having the certifications might put you over the top.

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  264. Re:There is no point unless... by duguk · · Score: 1

    A Cert, if nothing else, tells you the person WANTS to be in IT.


    No, it means they have the money to afford to be in IT. I know plenty of over-certified people who don't have the first clue about what they're certified in.

    You want me to work for your company but I'm not certified? Then I'm more than happy to prove that I can do the job - in fact, I'd prefer it.

    Its shows that the management considers my welfare important. Mind you, its never happened anywhere I've worked yet.

    Dug
  265. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

    Just what have you been smoking? The folks I've had the misfortune of working with that were certified tended to 1) Want to completely botch customer accounts instead of do what they were certified for 2) Teach what they are certified for 3) Go watch some hoops 4) Land a job closer to family. They also tended to be left behind when the basis of what they were certified in changed the slightest bit.

  266. Certs are worthless. by endus · · Score: 2, Insightful

    No certs and I don't feel they would have helped me even during my lengthy unemployment. Around here I really didn't run into any jobs that required them.

    As far as my personal opinion, they are mostly worthless. The certs test you on so much minutia that's not worth learning, and in the end you have people who don't know a damn thing more than those without them. I think some of the certs (CISSP and maybe some cisco ones) are worthwhile, but especially with the MS ones, that cert tells you exactly 0 about the knowledge of the person in question. If I had a dime for every question an MCSE has asked me about windows I would be chillin on an island somewhere and not worrying about this bullshit.

    You want to know what a meaningful cert would be? Have someone who has never done it before set up an SSH server and client and tunnel windows remote desktop over it. Have someone install and configure a linux box who has never done it. Tell someone to get OpenBSD up and running by using only information available on the web. Have someone write a program to check if a file exists and copy over the file if it doesn't in a scripting language they've never used before given only the web for research. You get people who can learn as they go and certs are irrelevant.

    Personally I'd rather have 10 guys who are *real* computer people...not just people in it because it's the new middle management...than 100 paper MCSE's who can tell you some worthless bullshit about printing protocols but can't solve a problem they didn't learn about in class without 10 grand worth of training and a $300 book. Problem solving skills and knowledge of how to find stuff online is ALL you need. I tell people to seach Google groups and they look at me like my head is glowing purple. Do you know how many problems I've solved with that? People have no ability to evaluate sources, cross reference, and learn quickly. 99% of the information you need to do any project is out there, you just have to find it and know how to process it. There are people who "get" computers and those who don't. Certs were invented for all the people who don't. I don't need to memorize this, that, and the other thing about Windows because I'll just learn it when I need to know it. The more critical the project is the more care you take in learning it. Simple.

    1. Re:Certs are worthless. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It isn't surprising that you were unemployed for a lenghty amount of time given your crappy attitude. For all your 31337'ness about being able to use SSH, I bet those MCSEs you were talking about weren't actually unemployable like you were.

  267. Re:There is no point unless... by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    All this talk about certifications being a detriment when placed on a resume or just the general attitude that people that have certifications have "too much time" on their hands is extremely laughable. So you are telling me that people that take the time to go above and beyond what is required of them and pursue further education are bad? Damn maybe I should have kept playing Everquest in my spare time instead of doing all that extra studying to better my knowledge base lol. Seriously I would love to know what companies have these narrow-minded managers so I can put them on my DO NOT WORK for list...

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  268. Re:There is no point unless... by ickymark · · Score: 1

    I had only the A+ cert (required by my last job) when I applied for my current position. I learned later that they asked 20 people in for interviews. Most had an alphabet-soup of certs going in. They did hands-on real-world tests on everybody. Linux and Windows. I got the job. But I have spent some more time (my employers spend the money, lucky for me!) getting some additional certs. You just never know when you'll run into an unqualified IT manager or an HR drone who isn't informed enough to ask an intelligent question about systems and rely only on certs/education to tell them if I'm qualified.

  269. hmm by Danzigism · · Score: 1, Insightful
    its quite simple I think.. people who are certified obviously have the better chance of getting the job.. it doesn't matter if you're good at tests or not..

    if it says on your resume that your certified, then you'll obviously get the job over someone who isn't certified..

    companies are not entirely stupid though.. I think most educated HR personell, will look at a resume, and choose someone who has more experience as opposed to someone who has been recently certified.. I personally have 2 certifications from Brainbench.com.. its not the best place to get certified, but most of their tests are FREE, if you want the physical cert its like 7 bucks to get the nice shiney piece of paper with your name on it.. Its not much, but it looks good on my resume being that I'm a linux administrator.. there aren't many certs for Linux guys to begin with, so ANYTHING looks good on your resume..

    HOWEVER, if you're obviously shooting for a job thats Cisco admin related, or you're a programmer, or a Windows Admin, then you will need that Cert in order to get the job you desire.. its that simple.. its much harder finding or even getting a job regarding the fields I listed above, without a cert..

    bottom line, its all a matter of what you specialize in..

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  270. Re:There is no point unless... by saider · · Score: 1

    If I were running a business, the cert is a good way of filtering out those who can't even pass a simple test.

    Why do I not use certifications? Because the tests invariably cost money, and I would not expect anyone to play the "Certification Lotto" in order to get a job. If I had to get a certification for all the areas I have a skill in, it would cost me well in excess of $10,000.

    I'd rather look at their work experience and then if they have the relevant work experience, then I'll bring them in to talk to the subject matter experts. If they interview well, they will likely get the offer. After that we have the 30 day trial to evaluate their performance under a typical workload. If they can get through all that, then they are worthy of the job.

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  271. The Big Picture by kofox · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The point of certification is that people who are certified will more likely be qualified than people who are not certified, period. Of course there are specific problems like the ones you mentioned above, but that is no reason at all to scrape the entire system. Without statistical evidence that these situations occur very frequently or infrequently (which neither you nor I have) it's almost pointless to argue about it. You can make the same argument about a number of things including diplomas, degrees and medication just to name a few.

  272. certification is a signal by k2enemy · · Score: 1

    in game theory language, IT employment is a game of private information. workers know how good they are, but potential employers don't have this information.

    for example, suppose there are two types of workers:
    wh (high productivity worker)
    wl (low productivity worker)
    and the distribution of workers is such that there are p wh workers and (1-p) wl workers.

    suppose that the benefit employers get from workers is equal to their type. this implies that in a competetive labor market a firm would be willing to pay a high productivity worker wh and a low productivity worker wl.

    but firms can't observe the types of workers, so they pay the expected value p*wh+(1-p)wl as the industry wage rate.

    so (assuming 0 less than p less than 1) firms not being able to observe worker types benefits the low ability workers and hurts the high ability workers.

    now suppose that certification is available. to make it even more stark, suppose that certification does nothing to improve the productivity of a worker, but it does cost the worker something (time and effort). the cost for the high productivity worker (ch) is lower than the cost for a low productivity worker (cl) because the material and exams should be easier of the better worker.

    the cost of the certification can be set up so that a separating equilibrium results. employers will pay a person with certification wh, while they will only pay wl to a person without certification.

    additionally,
    wh - ch greater than wl - 0
    and
    wh - cl less than wl - 0

    so only high productivity workers will get certification.

    this is a very basic view of signalling models, but i think it delivers the main point.

    1. Re:certification is a signal by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Is the point that you have spent far too much time studying game theory?

  273. This situation was essentially inevitable by Maskull · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Originally, of course, the idea was that certs would help non-IT folks weed out the losers when hiring. If you run a small office, how would you hire your first IT person? By definition, you don't already have someone competent (who could judge the qualifications of an applicant), thus, you would have no way of determining who was good and who was bad. If only the good IT people had some kind of certification, given by an independent body, to prove their skillfulness.

    Unfortunately, there are two problems with this idea:

    • Since the people hiring don't know IT, they need certs to tell them who is good before they hire. But since they don't know IT they will also have a hard time judging who is good after they hire. It is relatively easy for someone who knows nothing to survive in IT for long periods.
    • The people giving the certifications make money by doing so. This include the direct funds made by people paying to take the certification tests, as well as by the indirect advertising companies like Microsoft and Cisco receive.
    Taken together, these two factors almost ensure that certs will be worthless. Their correspondence to their recipients' actual skills cannot be verified, and there is money to be made by having lots of people get them. Thus, certs are easy to get, even for people who shouldn't have them.
  274. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You mean to tell me as a young person trying to become gainfully employed by getting certifications like Redhat and Microsoft MCSE that you are going to throw out my resume?

  275. Fact by caudron · · Score: 2, Interesting

    You interviewer doesn't care whether you respect it or not. He only cares that you have it.

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    1. Re:Fact by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      So would it be a good idea, then, to say, "Certs: MCSE, ROFL, OMFG, STFU, PITA, all of which I have because some people require them. I frankly don't think they're worth anything, but I did pass them."?

      Saves you from the "you need certs" HR people, and the "cert-listers are incompetent" HR people, as far as I can tell.

  276. The PHBs are part of the problem. Its the HR by crovira · · Score: 1

    stooges and stoogettes that are the other part of the 'barrier to entry' that you have to get past.

    These people have no skills, no aptitude and no desire to learn anything. They are given a list of 'requirements' and if your resume doesn't match the list, its chucked onto the 'unskilled' pile.

    You may be good at what you do, and you may be able to prove it in an interview, but you'll never get that far. The HR people are there to prevent you from doing that.

    If you're going to work for an outfit without the HR stooges, thaty another kettle of fish. Just remember that the HR stooges were hired because they were necessary. (frightening isn't it?)

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  277. Simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    1. Certifications
    2. ???
    3. Profit!

  278. Two things by Fastolfe · · Score: 1

    Your immediate boss may not be the PHB that needs to see a certification. Even if you're surrounded by techies and you have a clueful boss, if you're in a larger corporation, it's the guy two or three levels up that's choosing who to keep after the company's next outsourcing push. What bits of information are going to find their way up to that person? Certifications? Certainly.

    Once you've been "surplussed", suddenly the market's saturated with techies. If you have to clear HR's scrutiny before you can get interviewed by someone clueful, what bits of information are they going to notice that your peers have and you do not? "Sure he has experience, but this other guy is CERTIFIED."

    I have no certifications, by the way, but I'm starting to eye them. I think the trick is shooting for some of the more advanced ones.

  279. Certs: My experience and thoughts.... by King_TJ · · Score: 1

    It seems to me this topic has come up a million times before. You can find this question being asked on any given "certification discussion forum" board on the net....

    The answer hasn't really changed though. Basically, it depends to some extent on the price of the cert. as to how much "respect" it gets. It's all a bunch of "paper", of course, because certifications (like any other type of formal training) are no guarantee of retained knowledge. But the more costly and the more long and drawn out the process is of obtaining a cert. - the more a potential employer could look at it in a positive light upon seeing it on your resume.

    (Let's face it. If you possess an expensive certification, it *likely* means you didn't really pay for it out of your own pocket. Rather, you already worked in that general area for an employer who thought enough of you to pay for you to get that training. If you weren't worth it, they probably wouldn't have invested the money in "improving" you.)

    I've held my A+ for years, and to be honest, I don't really feel that it ever helped me get a job. Since I'm trying to do on-site service and computer consulting for myself now, it's nice to have it - just because it makes me look a little better on my web site. But in the grand scheme of things, these CompTIA certs. don't cost a lot to get, and they're relatively "easy". I got mine without ever buying a single study guide or taking a class. I simply took the free sample test questions found on a few web sites - and got the "gist" of the type of material they were interested in. I said "Ok... I know all of this already. I think i can pass that."

    But I think for some people, getting certifications becomes a bit of an "addiction". They get a little bit of a "high" from the initial thrill of obtaining one - so they save up money and move on to the next, and the next. If I was hiring and saw somebody with 5 or 6 certs. in all sorts of scattered areas, I'd probably think "Career test taker!" more than "Incredibly knowlegeable candidate!"

  280. Certifications are useful on the margins by pthisis · · Score: 1

    Certs are good for the following:
    1. Getting past HR screening to actually talk to the people on the back-end. This is especially useful if you're going after a first job in the field; you may be using a headhunter who can put you into contact with good, clueful employers but won't do so without seeing the right keywords.

    A lot of time these headhunters are truly independent of the companies they send applicants too, so the cert is circumventing a somewhat mindless criterion but it's not sending you to work at a mindless company.
    2. Getting raises/promotions in bureaucracies
    3. Learning the background knowledge for an area you have no experience in if you can get paid time to take cert courses, etc.

    Like all educational items, they're a lot less useful once you're established in the field and have a good resume of work experience and lots of contacts who trust your work.

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  281. Depends on what you already have by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The tech people who have worked with me fell into two categories:

    1. Those with college/university degrees in computer field. These people didn't give a stuff about certs (except for the CCIE, only because these people wanted a challenge).

    2. Those *without* college/university degrees in a computer field had to prove themselves, so they were gaga over certs.

    As well, those in group 2 seemed to want to flash their shiny pieces of paper around way more than those in group 1.

  282. Vendor Partnerships by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Vendor Partnership Status and Credibility with Clients. Microsoft Partners, Citrix Partners, Cisco Partners... we all need to continue to certify and have a minimum number of employees with applicable certifications.

    1. Re:Vendor Partnerships by 9Nails · · Score: 1

      I was going to say that too. Vendor partnerships sometimes require certifications. I used to have an Apple certification because Apple required it in order for me to replace warranty items. At the time Apple reimbursed our company labor. So the certification paid for itself in a way. But now, since they no longer cover labor, we're now making Apple pay to sending a technician to us to preform the on-site repair work. We no longer certify our technicians now that we don't have a reason to. Our relationships with Novell, Apple, Cisco, or Microsoft do not require certification, so our department no longer has valid reasons to certify it's technicians.

      While working as a certified technician, I didn't see the point to it either. Certifications covered more than my job duties. For instance, Apple certification covered repairs of AirPort, Cinema Display and iPod devices where we do not have any. The certifications also covered just released produects that my company had no plans to purchase. It seems that vendors threw anything they wanted on the test, even if it had no impact on a department's technicians duties. Vendor certifications are just too broad and meaningless as such.

      I suggest that certifications are useless, and only show that someone had memorized enough answers to once pass a test. Since certifications do not exemplify day to day duties, I don't see how they can be used to determine qualification for a job related task.

  283. Certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I went on for a while about this in an artical that i wrote for the BSD certification list. I am a "Certified Lotus Notes Administrator" working for IBM. I am the ONLY Certified Lotus Notes administrator working at our desk. I took this certification over 10 years ago and while on paper I SHOULD be the one who knows the most about notes, I am the one person on the desk who knows the LEAST about it. That is the reality of certification. It is simply a peice of paper that proves that at one time I was able to write and pass a test containing some questions having to do with Lotus. It is, to say the least, a useless (If extreamly expensive) peice of paper. Here is the link to the artical if anyone is intrested.

    http://lists.nycbug.org/pipermail/bsdcert/2005-Apr il/000338.html

  284. There is a way a MCSE can get you a job by hubritc · · Score: 1
    When companies want to curry favor with Microsoft and become a Microsoft Certified Partner, they need to have a certain number of MCSEs on staff. In making other deals, Microsoft sometimes asks for a greater number of MCSEs.

    So, yes, there is a case when a company (particularly a start up) might have a reason to prefer MCSEs.

    Whether or not you should cultivate a relationship with such companies is left as an exercise for the reader.
  285. Certs for business by bazonkers · · Score: 1

    Certifications help you stand out among all the other people in your field if you run your own business. Customers that need to hire a computer expert are faced with many choices. There is always the chance that having an A+ or MCSE cert might cause them to call you as opposed to someone else simply because they think certs must mean you are better. I've moved out of tech but I am currently doing photography and photo restoration for people. I'm Photoshop certified for this reason. 80% of the exam covered things I'll never use in this field but having the ACE cert shows potential customers that I'm serious about what I do.

  286. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    There's nothing illegal about discriminating against certification. The only thing that is not legal to do with regards to discrimination is to discriminate against a certain group based on a set of specific traits (religion, sexual preference, marital status, race, etc).

    I hate to tell you this, but people holding IT certifications are NOT a protected group in the United States. IIRC, there are 11 such groups, IT people not being one.

    You can discriminate against anything else you want to discriminate against without committing a crime, as long as they are not a protected group. I can discriminate against people who eat hot dogs if I want to, they aren't a protected group either!

  287. Certifications make a difference by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0



    Technically the certification I have (Java certified programmer) is worthless. I could teach my dog to memorize the things they asked and get him to pass without ever having written a single piece of working code.

    From a job search standpoint, however, it's definately a plus. I was looking for a job in late November and by Jan 3rd I was working. I had over a dozen interviews and even after accepting my current postition I was called back by 8 of the 12 companies I spoke to after the first of the year. The certification really turns on HR and MBA types and they are, after all, the ones that often do the hiring. Don't want to work for idiots? Good luck........

  288. good reasons for certifications by theStorminMormon · · Score: 1

    Although you make valid points, there are some pretty good reasons to have certifications. At least in theory.

    The first, and most obvious, thing to realize is that certifcations are not really for programmers/technicians, etc. The certifications are actually for the non-technical people that need to hire the technical people. A certificate can establish that a person has at least the minimum required technical skills to do a job.

    Then an employer can restrict the pool to just people who are minimally competent. Some may be worthless potential employees because of other problems (anything from social skills to a lack of ability to apply the knowledge that they have).

    The problem with certificates is that a lot of people see it as a way to make a cheap buck. There's no serious capital involved once the test is established. You're just selling a piece of paper.

    So then you get a ton of people with their eye on the bottom line out there tacking on the miniumum amount of training (got to keep an eye on that bottom line). And you get a lot of people who can't rely on their skills and want to just pass a test and get a pay raise.

    So the system fueled by certifications has a lot of downside even though the essential idea is good.

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  289. But, certs help with that by Sycraft-fu · · Score: 4, Insightful

    It's easy to verify a cert as being legit. So what it tells you is the person had enough knowledge to pass the test and enough drive to go and actually do so. Is that a guarantee of skills? Of course not, but it does tell you SOMETHING at least. If someone has an MCSE and they've got a few years of Windows support experience on their resume, you can be reasonably certian that they actually know what they are talking about, when it comes to Windows. Again, no guarantee, but more so than if they just listed a job with nothing to back it up.

    1. Re:But, certs help with that by mcvos · · Score: 1

      Of course not, but it does tell you SOMETHING at least.

      Yes, but does it tell you what you need to know?

      If someone has an MCSE and they've got a few years of Windows support experience on their resume, you can be reasonably certian that they actually know what they are talking about, when it comes to Windows.

      It could mean that the person knows what he's talking about, but it can also mean he just managed to pass the test and then was lucky enough to hold on to a job for a couple of years.

      It's the same with a university degree. It could mean he has a good theoretical foundation as well as some actual experience, but it can also be someone who just managed to pass all the test without really understanding what it's all about.

      Ofcourse the degree and the certificate do say something, and if you get the chance to get either, there's no reason not to. But they certainly aren't ultimate proof of someone's ability.

      So what is proof of someone's ability? For my current job, I had to do an assessment. They gave me a programming assignment, and then I had to give a small presentation to the other programmers about what I did and how I did it. This proved that I could learn their technology quickly (I'd never done anything with Cocoon or XSL before), and by examining my programming style, they could determine just what kind of programmer I was. And that's really the only way: let your experts judge the ability of the new experts.

      I think the fact that half of the programmers here never even finished university says something about the practical value of a degree. (And the best programmer in my circle of friends was also an early drop-out.)

      Nevertheless, the company has decided to give the programmers lots of new and expensive trainings to make them even better, and while we're at it, why not also get some certificates? It's the training that matters, not the certificates, but they're nice nonetheless.

      mcv.

  290. Re:There is no point unless... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 2, Interesting

    It's a question of priorities. As in, this guy had the time to waste on these certifications, he must be desparate for a job. Why is he desparate?

    Personally, I'm prejudiced against people with college degrees too... the way I see it, if you're spending years in college, you're not a self-motivated go-getter who can learn independantly, you're just another drone who paid a fortune to be spoonfed and can't be trusted to do anything more than go through the motions like he's been taught.

    IT is not the profession for those who need a teacher, it is a profession for those who prefer to teach themselves, because that's what you'll spend the rest of your career doing if you're successful.

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  291. State ID by hackwrench · · Score: 1

    You need to get a State ID. For these purposes it is functionally equivalent to a Drivers Licence. Also, Scanner + Fax Modem (and pretty much all Modems are also Fax Modems these days) = Fax Machine. If I remember correctly I had to use exactly this technique to turn my PayPal account into an interest bearing account.

  292. This "Ask Slashdot" Here Because... by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

    This is one of those "Duh. Hey, the sky is blue" ask slashdots. Hell it's almost a troll.

    The only reason it got submitted is because Cliff thinks the asker is female :)

    -1 troll / -1 flamebait

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  293. It all depends, but they mostly do not matter by Offwhite98 · · Score: 1

    I wrote a blog entry on this recently.

    http://brennan.offwhite.net/blog/archives/000218.h tml

    Basically it boils down to most certifications covering official specifications while developers spend most of their time with components which augment the official frameworks. In Java it is quite common to use many open source projects from Apache and other projects and these are not covered in the Sun/Java certifications.

    For .NET, where it is less common to use non-MS solutions for projects a certification may mean more, but it still has little value.

    I find the only case where certifications help is if you are working as a consultant and a piece of paper from MS, Sun, Weblogic, or IBM gives you some credibility to land a job. But I think a nailing a technical review/interview would be better than passing an exam any day. There is more to IT than technical knowledge. The soft skills are often more important and completely ignored by these exams.

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  294. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you're going to use cliches in your rant, at least get them right. The expression is "Lo and behold!" Lo, as in "there!". Low as a verb is something a cow(-orker) does.

  295. Re:There is no point unless... by guice · · Score: 1

    Oh, a know a few myself, too. But that doesn't make a person with a cert any less experienced. I have a cert, in a programming language. I use that language daily, hard code text, no WYSIWIG editors or anything of that nature. Any me *ANYTHING* within that language, and I can answer the question. Sure, I might have to hit the docs a couple times, but that's mostly cause this language has more built in functions than LosVegas has hookers. It depends on the cert, always had and always will. And the only way to understand the quality of the certs is to speak with everybody that's passed the tests. Then judging out of X people, how many actually truely don't know s*.

  296. Re:There is no point unless... by Telent · · Score: 1

    That is what everybody who has responded to me in this thread has failed to see: I do not believe that certifications require any demonstrable skill, since they can so easily be gamed. For three hundred US I can get a certificate that says my dog has the required skills.

    Actually, no. In my post (which you have still failed to answer), I said "No, in most cases, certifications say absolutely nothing useful." As mentioned, I think they're pretty pointless, but my employer was buying.

    But as someone else pointed out, there's a wide gap between thinking something is of no worth and actively penalizing candidates for having that something. It's the difference between not caring about eye color and binning the resumes of every blue-eyed candidate.

    So why would you actively penalize candidates for having a certification on their resumes?

  297. Some certs are worth it, some aren't by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try getting a high-level Cisco or Oracle certification. People who ask for these certs know what they're worth, and no adolescent know-it-all with MCSE-envy will be able to persuade them that they're just a piece of paper.

    Secondly, even low level certs are useful, for similarly low-level jobs. A MCSE will probably get you a helpdesk support line job before the tons of burgerflipper applicants without one. ;)

  298. Since you asked... by ahmusch · · Score: 1

    Was it worth getting certified?

    Definitely. Getting certified exposes you to some aspects of a product you might not have known about, and also might help point out some of the things you know that just ain't so, or at least just ain't so anymore.

    Do you pay for them? Does the company pay for them?

    I struck a deal with my boss. I paid for every exam, and if I passed, I got reimbursed. No risk for the company, and I had plenty of incentive to learn well enough to pass the first time.

    Is it worth being certified if you do not get a pay raise for it?

    Who's to say the pay raise you get is immediate? After all, getting certification demonstrates a
    professional commitment, and it could be the dealbreaker between you and the other slack-jawed yokels you compete with for raises and promotions. Never ever forget that your co-workers are your competition too.

    Also, it's makes getting that next job (and the accompanying pay raise) ever so much easier when it comes to getting passed the HR trollkin.

    What certifications bring more than others? Are specialized more employable than general certifications?

    My perception is that specialized certifications will always be more valuable than generalized ones. One of the key things I think Oracle does that I don't know if Microsoft and Cisco do is version their certifications. Just because you got an MCSE when NT 3.51 was king doesn't mean you know diddly about ActiveDirectory, f'rinstance.

    Is there such thing as being TOO certified for a job?

    Yup. Too many certifications and I'd suspect you're a dilettante, or that you spent too much time reading braindumps. A 25 year old with a CCNA, OCP, MCDBA, A+, and an MCSE probably lacks depth in any those products, and is therefore truly dangerous if unsupervised.

  299. Re:There is no point unless... by ellem · · Score: 1

    You know people who have certs that don't know what they're certed in? Come on, the worst paper CNE could tell you the 7 benefits of the NDS at the very least.

    Look, I'm no fan of Certs but I don't discriminate against them. And I maintain a person who goes through the trouble of Certing DOES want to be in IT.

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  300. Re:There is no point unless... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    If you want someone to prove themselves, make that part of the interviewing process. The biggest concern many would have about teenagers is that they're notoriously flaky as a class. That's not the kind of thing you can find out in an interview, and certifications only focus on the ability to score well on standardized tests. In my experience, standardized testing isn't a big component of real life, whereas punctuality, reliability and work ethic are.

    I was in high school when I interviewed for my first job. The job was database programming and I had been referred by the programming teacher at my HS. After talking to the owner of the company about my experience, I sat down at a computer and wrote a program to do data conversion. This was in 1988, so I'm sure other people have figured out this tactic by now. I've had 10 interviews, 8 have required a demonstration of ability and I've gotten 9 of the jobs. The one I didn't get only had HR style technical questions.

  301. What's the point? by Millennium · · Score: 1

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    That's exactly right. HR folks don't know much about computers, and so they can't simply test you; they wouldn't know what to do. But they do understand pieces of paper like diplomas and degrees as being important. Supposedly, certifications were created to translate technical knowledge into pieces of paper. Whether they actually serve that purpose or not is debatable.

  302. Certs by Bosnoval · · Score: 1

    I've found that in general the people that usually say the certifications aren't worth it are the people who themselves do not have them. I am certified and the only hesitation at all I had about becoming certified was the money it cost me to do so. Honestly, I had a good bit of industry experience going into the certification program and expected them to be fairly easy to obtain. I ended up being pleasantly surprised by the education the certifications offered. Real world experience had left its gaps in my knowledge of the material and I was pleased to have a more rounded understanding in the end. I've also found that people claiming the certifications aren't worth it haven't recently tried to switch jobs. My certifications proved to be invaluable both to increase my understanding and in obtaining new jobs. Whether it's a fair practice or not, businesses have to "weed out" applicants somehow and I've found more times than not they are first looking for those with the certifications. Those applications that come in without the certifications are simply pushed aside. As far as paying for the certifications goes, of course I would have liked my company to pay for them but that is not always an option as in my case. I paid for the certifications myself (nearly $10,000) but did receive a nice raise in the end. I did go from zero to seven certifications at once however so a raise I think was to be expected.

  303. MS *DOES* intend for MSCE to find a job! by Tune · · Score: 1

    But, for example, it doesn't really hurt Microsoft all that much if a bunch of "Paper MCSEs" don't get a job as a result of their certification. They have other huge venues and it's not like it's MS' job to get you a job. They could stop offering certs tommorow and be fine.

    Certification has never been profitable to MS on its own. Rather, MSCEs are likely to find themselves a job as developer for the windows platform, which means one less soul working for the competition (ie, Apple, FOSS, or previously OS/2, Borland, Sun, Zortech,..). The only way to get qualified programmers to doing a mind bogging certification is if you can convince them there's a job waiting.

    Fortunately, certification has always attracted the less talented (in hope of leveraging either their skills or their credentials) while leaving the higher "caste" to just prove themselves through their CV.

    1. Re:MS *DOES* intend for MSCE to find a job! by Schnapple · · Score: 2, Informative
      Good point, but MCSE is not aimed at programmers. There is a cert, the MCSD I think, that's aimed at developers. It's difficult and it's rare, so it's still somewhat valuable.

      But the sorts of people who tend to go for MCSE also tend to be the "piece of paper entitles me" types. The glut of these types is why MCSE is a joke nowadays. But MS made their money off of the test and the "sanctioned" materials they sell.

      Once during an interview I was asked "why don't you have any certs?" I responded that, perhaps it was coincidence but most of the programmers I knew with certs weren't any good and most developers who were good didn't bother with certs. The interviewer grinned and responded "oh, it's no coincidence..."

    2. Re:MS *DOES* intend for MSCE to find a job! by Tune · · Score: 1

      I responded that, perhaps it was coincidence but most of the programmers I knew with certs weren't any good and most developers who were good didn't bother with certs. The interviewer grinned and responded "oh, it's no coincidence..."

      I guess that's the only right answer. I could even imagine popping a certificate related question just to test an applicant's view on the topic...

      A friend of mine used to lecture MS certification courses - it paid his bills. In the meantime he was trying to setup a small software company. My guess was that in his position as a teacher he would have no problem recruiting a bunch of high-profile developers from his classes. But on the contrary he told me that in the hundreds of faces he'd seen, there were maybe two or three that he'd considered "bright". For the rest of the guys (and occasional gals) he estimated that it would cost him more to have them in his company than they could ever deliver.

      Hence, he choose to be in the teaching business, which - the /. crowd agrees - is quite lucrative!

  304. Re:There is no point unless... by Donny+Smith · · Score: 0

    >Or how about just the one I hire in.

    As you don't say which one it is, your argument is meaningless because it does not prove whether it is illegal or not to discriminate. Mostl likely you're full of bullshit, though.

    > I can safely say: Each certification decreases strongly your chances of getting hired in my organization.

    OK, let's say it - you're underqualified for your job and afraid of losing it to someone better than you.
    In addition, it's likely that you abroad because you can't compete in the U.S.

  305. The Value Is To The Customer/Employer by Kope · · Score: 1

    A prospective customer or employer has a limited amount of time to find a consultant or employee with the skill set necessary to perform the job. The customer or employer may also not have the expertise necessary to properly evaluate skill sets.

    Certifications give the employer or customer a quick method of culling the resume pile to find a subset of people who will more likely be able to succeed at the task technically.

    This is no different than a degree from a university, every university has bestowed a degree on someone who just simply doesn't know enough to warrant graduating. But it's a usefull indicator of someone who is more probably qualified for some particular tasks.

    Is there a reason to pay for certification? Maybe. If to apply to the companies you want to work for, your resume has to pass through an HR screener, then absolutely. You won't get past the HR screener without all the right keywords on the resume. If you're a consultant who is frequently changing gigs, then again, it's a necessary part of your sales toolkit.

    It's stupid. It's a waste of money. But it's not true that it brings no value to the person getting the certification. The value it brings is that it allows you to play the employment game on the terms the game is currently being played.

    1. Re:The Value Is To The Customer/Employer by RaymondRuptime · · Score: 1

      Quite correct. If you have ever been handed a pile of 200 resumes to whittle down (all of which begin to look alike after a while) when you're filling just one position, you know you have to have some reasonably objective means to choose the first handful to look at. Certs, degrees, industry-specific experience, open source or other volunteer work: these are all the kinds of things which can bubble a resume to the top.

  306. Re:There is no point unless... by Evil+W1zard · · Score: 1

    I dont think its necessarily an obvious attempt to mask hiring discrimination, but I do think that if the person who started this whole discussion actually openly states to people that he doesn't hire people with certs because he thinks they are stupid... Well then I can see someone talking to a lawyer after that. But who knows this guy could be the hiring manager for the local Petsmart looking to hire a crew of 2 sys admins at 30k a year to work on a network consisting of 6 workstations and an Internet connection... This kind of attitude does not fly at any of the large scale IT companies (at least no one would openly make the remark that started this).

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  307. Prejudice is hardly illegal. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And god help us when the day comes that people can police our thoughts and arrest us for thinking negatively about someone.

    Now DISCRIMINATION is illegal, which isn't the case here.

  308. Certifications can be instructional by un4given · · Score: 1

    A lot of people like to point out that certs don't prove you know anything, blah, blah, blah.

    Personally, when I was in the process of getting my MCSE, I was administering a 3000 user NT domain. I worked with Windows and Exchange server every day, and I Knew My Stuff (tm). However, I learned quite a bit during the certification process. Many times there are things that you may not work with in your current environment that are covered in the certification requirements.

    I also notice that most people that complain about certification are the ones who are not certified. I'm not sure how you can truly judge the quality of a cert if you have not achieved it yourself.

    Finally, if you truly Know Your Stuff, you can just go take the test for $125 and get the piece of paper. If you need to attend $5000 worth of training to get it, then maybe you don't know as much as you think you do...

  309. What about bad certification tests by dalewj · · Score: 1

    I spend alot of my time working with my vendors to make them happy and get certified. I have 1 vendor that has good and somewhat hard tests, you really have to know your stuff to be certified.

    BUT I have one vendor whos tests are wrong. plain and simple, whenever I take the test I fail, then i make copies of the wrong answers, email whomever thought they knew how to make a test, that I'm actually correct in my answers and that they are not. Not once has this company and a few others thru history fixed their exams. I must siomply take the exam and answer the question WRONG to pass.

    So certification is only as good as the person or company who wrote the test. Alpha-bit soup is simply a waste of time in my brain.

  310. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How come all IT people are stupid? Oh wait. I know. Because if they were actually good with computers they would have been able to get jobs in engineering. Nevermind. I figured it out.

  311. All I have to say is... by skatephat420 · · Score: 1

    ...I am just a student employee at my college and I know more than some full time employees with A+ certifications. It's really kind of sad.

    1. Re:All I have to say is... by east+coast · · Score: 1

      It's really kind of sad.

      Why do you say that? A+ is perhaps the easiest cert to get for the common computer enthusiast with no real training. Consider also the changing standards of the A+, today's A+ isn't the same as it was five years ago. New technology comes and old technology hit's the dumpster. If in your school you're still using old tech and these new guys can't sit and jive with you about new technology (that the school doesn't even use) then what's the problem?

      Not to seem arrogent but if they can do the job that's what's important. These older guys may have families and other things going on in their lives that they can't keep up on everything. If it's not causing problems on the job I don't see an issue with it.

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  312. Re:There is no point unless... by Cyberherbalist · · Score: 1
    I work for state government, and certification makes no difference whatever for pay. It might make a difference between me and some other slob who are competing for the same job in a state government agency where the manager knows neither of us. Might.

    I find the certification, for example the MS cert for C# WinForms development, to be of interest primarily as a way to tell what I should know about the technology. When I take the practice test for my example test I find there are LOTS of things I don't know that I probably should, even though I have built some pretty nifty and useful winforms in my career already.

    An actual set of letters to put after my name is not a bad thing, either. Can't hurt! Just because there are people who can put letters issued by a university after their names doesn't mean that everyone with a BA or MS knows anything worth knowing or can do anything worth doing. But the not unjustified assumption is that there's a good chance they do know or can do something. Without those little letters it is all a complete mystery. Same with IT certs.

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  313. certification is useful by xutopia · · Score: 1

    If you own your own business it doesn't really matter but as soon as you have to show people that don't know you that you can be relied on they'll want some sort of assurance. Even if this assurance isn't a 100% thing they'll take it over nothing at all.

  314. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, but you have to be judgemental when hiring people; that's kidna the point of the whole thing. Hiring is simply judging the character and potential skills of the applicant. Additionally, he didn't say that he will never hire someone who HAS certifications, just that he views people who put them on their resume negatively. He personally feels that there should be more important things to put on that one page of paper than the fact that you took some short cert class and passed the test at the end. If that line of reasoning when hiring gets him the employees that he feels that he can work with and get the job done, then I say go for it. If he thinks all his employees are fucktarded, well I think then he should start looking at different methods in hiring applicants.

  315. why do doctors need a diploma by dindi · · Score: 1

    On one hand I agree that it is just a piece of paper, and I spent 4+ years after finishing college before I did my thesis and got my college degree....

    Many times they asked me to sit down and solve a problem and I was never asked for my school papers ...

    However some might not want anyone poking around on e.g. their networks without any papers form a school/cert institute just the same way you do not want a self-made doctor poke around in your brain ...

    The other thing that I encountered is the bigger trust in the formally educated vs the self-learner when it comes to some kind of conflict situatin ...

    you might have the experience and the knowledge, and you might now that you are right, but the other guy might be right in front of your bosses because he has the paper you do not .....
    that happened to me once (I was right by the way anyway) and I decided to finish my diploma work and get the paper I deserve ..

    On the other hand I consider certificate type papers (not diplomas or year+ long educations) kind of useless.... they often do not require an underlying education so those classrooms are sometimes filled with marketing people and others that do not belong there, dragging the quality down ... (happened with a few tranings I attended in Europe, and it really sucked and it was a waste of time)..

    just my 2c ..

  316. My (too) simple answer... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    Certs show that you can do something.

    OK OK, It is far too simple of an answer on the surface and there are a ton of "zero experience" cert'd techs out there. But at least these people could find a goal and follow it up with a bit of action. They have at least the competency to learn a bit about a certain technology.

    And consider the hard side of not having a cert from the HR stand point; anyone can claim anything they want. I can tell you I'm a hot shot at something I've never touched and who are you to say otherwise? At least with a cert I have some minimal knowledge. Granted, I may know the material but as an HR manager how can you know the truth?

    Perhaps the best answer is that a potential employee face some type of testing at the interview. It would help weed out the dead beats.

    Also, I'd like for you to consider the tech's side of the cert... for someone who's looking to get their foot into a particular field within the industry it helps them know what might be expected of them. Too often young techs fall into a job with no or little experience elsewhere and feel that after a year or two they have their job down well enough that they can move to another company and do the same thing for more only to find that their little bit of exposure doesn't hold a candle to the fullness of the field they're trying to work in.

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  317. Re:There is no point unless... by MxTxL · · Score: 1

    Note: I'm basing this reply on this and your other replies in this thread.

    You are either a troll or very blind to the rest of the world.

    You apparently haven't bothered to actually look up what some of these certs require. If you did you wouldn't have nearly the attitude that you do.

    You need to evaluate any individual cert on it's own merits. Plain and simple.

    An A+ cert? Garbage. Doesn't increase value of the resume. Why? Anybody can get one in 20 minutes using just their general knowledge.

    A Cisco CCIE Cert? Absolute Gold. Increases the value of the resume by a factor of 3. Why? Because this guy has shown in a practical lab environment that he is a badass at configuring and troubleshooting Cisco equipment. Comparitively very few people get these and they are very tough to get. Google this one, you will see what I'm talking about.

    Now, that being said, would you hire a CCIE for a coding job? Not unless he had some other evidence that he can code. Why? Because he has demonstrable skill in networking equipment but not necessarily swinging c++ around. If you had to set up a large scale WAN with multiple frame relays and a complex structure of VLANs, this would be your guy. If you want to write application software with complex object interaction and multiple abstraction layers... well, he probably doesn't know how to do that.

    Basically, what I'm saying is that you can't make sweeping generalizations about these certs. You have to know a little about what the cert entails and you have to know how it relates to the job function you are filling. If you want someone to set up and maintain a linux server a RHCE would be an added plus to the resume not a minus and tossing this resume just 'cause it has a cert on it is really fricking dumb.

    Maybe the cert isn't the whole picture of the candidate, you've got to consider the whole package, but to put someone out of the game who is probably very qualified for that reason is silly.

  318. My take on it by merlin_jim · · Score: 1

    First off, I have quite a few certs - all but one from Microsoft. The other one is some BS Learning Tree "thanks-for-completing-our-course-pass-this-easy-t est-and-we'll-certify-you" certification... which brings me to my first point...

    1. Third part certication companies have a vested interest in certifying people (and selling more certifications). Vendors have a vested interest in producting quality knowledge workers.

    So yeah, I have MCSD. For both visual studio 6 and .NET. I haven't even been job searching since then. My company needs the certifications to retain Gold Partner status with Microsoft. If I leave they don't automatically lose it but if enough leave they will, which definitely would give them an incentive to keep me around in the case of company-wide-lay-off-x-people-because-thats-what-t he-accountant-says kind of scenarios (any other scenario, I believe I'm valuable enough that I don't have worry about it, certification or no). Plus, as a consultant, I like to think having the relevant certifications makes me a little more saleable. Which brings me to point number two...

    2. You don't have to be looking for a job for a certification to have value

    Yes its true that a highly trained monkey could probably get that certification (with the right quasi-legal help). Its also true that if a highly trained monkey can get a certification and you have good cause to have the certification, then the only reason to not get it is that you believe the monkey is better than you. Or maybe you can't afford it. Points 3 and 4 coming up

    3. By refusing to certify you risk the appearance of being perceived to be less skilled than someone who did certify. We all know really good test takers with about 30 certifications; you don't want to be perceived as less skilled than that guy, do you?

    4. Get someone else to foot the bill whenever possible.

    Ok how do you do that? If your employer isn't willing to do it directly, look into your training program; maybe you could forsake that conference this year to get certified? Point out that enterprise-wide levels of certifications sometimes get you elligibility into partnership programs with vendors that can lead to reduced licensing costs, as well as increased sales opportunities.

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  319. Re:There is no point unless... by SailorFrag · · Score: 1
    Tell me, counselor, how is it an "obvious" attempt to mask hiring discrimination? People don't put their age/sex/race/photos on resumes.

    I don't have any comment on the post you were replying to, but people do (indirectly) put their age, sex and possibly race on their resumes:
    • Sex you can usually get from their name.
    • Age you can usually get from graduation date of high school / college or amount of work experience. It's not perfect, but gets it within a few years.
    • Race you can sometimes guess from name (but that's quite prone to error)
  320. Re:There is no point unless... by Telent · · Score: 1
    There's only so much room on a resume (one page). You put the best stuff on there. If you have certs on your resume, it's because you don't have anything better to put there.

    See, I don't agree with this, either. I have a two-page resume. I put the most relevant stuff on the front page (my experience and my contact information). Someday, I may have a three-page resume if I have enough good, relevant work experience. (No, there's no McDonald's on there now; it's all IT work.) But I still have a two-page resume.

    Interestingly enough, I have a 100% company response rate to my recent (last year) resumes. It's because your resume is not what sells you: your cover letter is. A manager should never, ever be looking at your resume and deciding whether or not to bring you in for an interview: s/he should have already decided and be looking for contact information or details of a particular job you've mentioned. At this point, a one-page resume (assuming you have any real experience) just screws the process up.

    I'm also a writer, and there's a maxim that holds true for resumes as well. Make the story [resume] just as long as it needs to be; no longer, no shorter. In my case, right now, that's two pages.

    (And to those who will say, "But... but what about the people who reflexively bin resumes for being longer than one page, no matter what's in there?!"... do you really want to work for someone like that?)

  321. It's business by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Most bosses don't know what they want their employees to know.

    How does a manager hire someone for a position whose requirements he's completely unfamiliar with? What questions does he ask? How does he know if the candidate really knows what they say?

    That's what certification is.

    It doesn't mean you know the information. It's just a way to allow the VP's to feel involved. They can handle acronyms on a resume. Hearing that you've spent 5 years working on (acronyms soup)... how do they validate that? They can ask you questions... but they don't know if your response is real... or just BS.

    It's to keep the suits happy. That's all it is.

  322. Just Another Piece in the Puzzle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It would seem to me any employer looking to hire a prospective employee, must consider the costs associated with that hire. When we look at our paychecks, I'm sure most of us would say we're underpaid, whatever our industry. But whether a supermarket checkout clerk, or a Senior level Unix administrator, our salary != our cost of employment to our employer.

    When you total in other factors such as vacation, sick, insurance (both medical for those that have it, and unemployment), Social Security Taxes, Medicare, and god knows what else, hiring somebody is an expensive proposition.

    Would any reasonable hiring manager take on a person merely on the good faith that the individual states he qualified? Perhaps some do, but I'd hope most do not.

    That said, some measure of 'proof' needs to be employed. No employer that i've ever had could claim to be sufficiently knowledgeable in IT so survive whatever BS I might throw at him in answering a technical question designed to demonstrate a measure of techincal compitance.

    So, in that sense, IT certifications have the same effect (though at varying levels, depending on the hiring manager) as a college degree, a well defined employment record, or even a military background, or a personal recommendation from an existing employee or business associate.

    All have the benifit of providing some level of confirmation that the individaul in question is qualified to perform the tasks in which he claims to be skilled.

    Heck, my carreer field in the military matches my current position in IT about as well as Payne Stewert's pants and shirt, but what it *does* (or, hopefully should) demostrate is my ability to work under less-then-ideal circumstances, long hours, and my overall *ability* to be trained.

    In some respect, IT certifications help demonstrate the same thing. Sure, I may be just luckey at taking tests, but a certification can reasonably demonstrate a level of compitance in IT better than that of the office receptionist.

    Granted, any one can point out exceptions, but that still doesn't brake the rule.

    When used in conjunction with other factors, an IT certification can help demonstrate to an employer just how qualified an individaul is. *That* I belive is the value of a certification. It is not the end-all, but mearly an means to that end.

  323. The point of certification is cheaper labor by tmoertel · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Certification programs exist largely to commoditize platform-specific labor. They benefit vendors, such as Sun and Microsoft, that sell infrastructure technologies ("platforms") to large corporate clients. These vendors want to assure potential clients that their platforms are supported by legions of inexpensive, largely interchangeable laborers.

    The certification programs are the means by which these assurances are made real. They define the minimal skill sets necessary to be considered competent in a particular platform. What makes the programs effective tools for driving down the cost of programming labor is that most certifications are easier for unskilled and offshore laborers to obtain than more traditional means of qualification, such as four-year degrees and on-the-job experience.

    Whether certifications are good or bad depends on where you stand. If you don't have technical skills or experience and want to get into a market where certifications are prominent, go for the certification. On the other hand, if you have excellent skills and a track record that sets you apart, avoid markets where certification programs are rife because your abilities probably won't be appreciated. You should realize, however, that much of the work in the industry is going the way of commoditization, and it will be increasingly difficult to find corporate clients willing to pay much more than what the typical certification-holding employee is paid. For this reason, if you have the ability, you might want to start your own business or join a startup.

    1. Re:The point of certification is cheaper labor by booch · · Score: 1

      As I like to say, make it easy enough for a monkey to do it, and you'll end up with monkleys doing the work.

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    2. Re:The point of certification is cheaper labor by metamatic · · Score: 1

      Highly insightful! In fact, the entire point of Java seems to me to be to enforce safety and good design in the language as much as possible, so that you can implement corporate projects using a RAIJP--a Redundant Array of Inexpensive/Interchangeable Java Programmers.

      Programming for myself, I don't find that Java makes my code any more reliable; and it certainly makes it harder to write. However, if I were on a project with a bunch of inexperienced developers and careless code hackers, having the Java training wheels forced on everyone would be a good tradeoff.

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  324. Re:There is no point unless... by Generic+Guy · · Score: 1

    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    Okay, this is getting off-topic, but as the spouse of an employer... It is certainly not illegal to have prejudice against an applicant. The only illegality would be not hiring them because of specific age and racial characterisitics. Geez, with all the self-appointed legal experts on this site I sometimes wonder if Slashdot is trying to be the next Groklaw.

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  325. LPI Certification by zanderredux · · Score: 1
    So, judging from all comments so far (MCSE prejudice "MS it teh suck!", excessive self-confidence "certification is for wimps" and the traditionally bureaucratic, litigation-scared CYA), who the heck takes the Linux Professional Institute certification?

    In other words, is it any good?

    1. Re:LPI Certification by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It is really good and tough as heck to pass. I wouldn't even start to compare it with MCSE sort of stuff.

      The pass percentage for MCSE stands at around 60%, shows it is not a candy to pass it.

  326. College records are just as bad... by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

    It took me 4 months to get my alma mater to update their computer system to reflect that I had graduated 7 years previously. Of course, the fact they had sent me a diploma didn't seem to be a factor, but lots of employers want a transcript, and it didn't show up there. Of course, they didn't keep paper records that long, so all they had t go on was one field in a computer system.

    In the end, after threatening to bring in lawyers, and having to get the curriculum committee to meet and decide I had passed, the dean finally apologized -- for having 'incorrectly given me a diploma'.

    Besides, all that certificates prove is that you're willing to waste the time and money to get a piece of paper ... even if it's 4+ years and many thousands of dollars. (in the case of Brainbench, however, my company paid for me to take the tests, but I'd have to shell out for the paper to show I passed them, which can add up, if you do well at tests.)

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    1. Re:College records are just as bad... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      gwu is a terrible university, something you learned first hand in more ways than one. my condolences.

    2. Re:College records are just as bad... by letxa2000 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Of course, the fact they had sent me a diploma didn't seem to be a factor, but lots of employers want a transcript, and it didn't show up there.

      Employers ask for transcripts? Is that true of anyone other than new entries in the field? I have never been asked for my transcripts. Heck, I've never been asked for my degree. And if a company asked me for either my transcript or my degree at this point, I'd probably laugh and leave unless the offer was really good.

      What counts is experience and the ability to demonstrate you know what you know. Ancient transcripts that include mostly information on how I did in sociology or accounting have nothing to do with the jobs I look for now. Any company that is going to dwell on such a trivial issue rather than look at my experience and work accomplishments is a company I probably don't want to work for...

      Again, unless the offer is really good. Yes, for the right amount of money I'd be willing to play their game. :)

    3. Re:College records are just as bad... by Dan-DAFC · · Score: 1

      I have never been asked for my transcripts. Heck, I've never been asked for my degree. And if a company asked me for either my transcript or my degree at this point, I'd probably laugh and leave unless the offer was really good.

      I too have never been asked for my degree certificates but there are good reasons for them to do so.

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    4. Re:College records are just as bad... by oneiros27 · · Score: 1

      I wasn't asked for a transcript until 7 years after I graduated.

      And yes, the US federal government does ask for transcripts, as do educational institutions when you're applying for a job that includes teaching.

      And it had nothing to do with money -- I'm near Washignton, DC, and was trying to get a job that was only a 10 minute commute (which can be much more valuable than money in this area).

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  327. Answer: To get an Interview by RingDev · · Score: 1

    You've established what certs don't do. They don't garuntee knowledge of a subject.

    But the do do 2 things.(err, grammer police, please help!)
    1) Show that a person has enough desire to study/pay for a test, or drop a substantial amount of money on the topic for training. That shows some level of dedication.

    2) Looks good on paper. When you send your resume in for that perfect job, along with the other 600+ resumes the HR people get, they need to quickly widdle the list down. Toss the poor formats right away. Toss anything that doesn't ahve a college degree next. Toss anything with out work experience. So they get it down to a list of 40 or so. What makes you stick out at that time? multiple years of related experience, extra training, certs, education, etc. Out of those 400+ resumes, only 3 are going to get a 1st run interview. If they all bomb another 3 may be called in. But all in all you need to get your resume in that top five, and certs can definately help.

    Of the last two jobs I've had, one as a VB 6 developer with 5 years experience went into the fray against 600 resumes(Post .com bust). My current job as a .Net developer went in against over 250.

    -Rick

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  328. Experience needed with Cert by ACNiel · · Score: 1

    Would I hire a person that never had a job in the field, just because he was MCSE? No

    Would I hire a guy that had several years experience admining an MS network? Possibly.

    Would I hire a guy that that had several years experience, and the MCSE? Almost certainly, and he'd get paid more than the guy above.

    I can't stand people that only know how to use tools, and don't understand the basics of networking. I also can't stand all theory, and no knowledge of tools. I want both in my employees.

  329. It's what you know, not how you think by Thunderbuck_YT · · Score: 1

    The failing of any testing methodology is that it may do a fair job of testing factual knowledge, but not PRACTICAL knowledge. This goes for certification testing and a lot of formal education. That said, I still think certification exams have their place. For the young and inexperienced, they indicate a willingness to develop professionally, and that they have at least SOME knowledge. And even for an older guy like me, I find I learn valuable information in the course of studying. It's certainly cheaper than going back to school for an BSc in Comp Sci. If I were hiring, I'd NEVER consider certifications in the absence of anything else. I don't just want to know what a candidate knows, I want to know how he (or she) THINKS. This is much trickier to determine, but communication skills count for a lot.

  330. By themself worthless by Thaidog · · Score: 1

    Of course certifications are worthless... as worthless as the bosses who hire employees on that sole reason. But you've got to remember being in the IT field that bosses have relatively litte information to go on... all they know is that the person needs to know a certian technology... the certification "proves" that to them. It does not prove it to me or you, but then again we don't have the money. You know the saying "money talks..." I personally don't have any certifications but I work for IBM where it's pretty much common knowledge that they are worthless. Know the knowledge first... *then* get a cert if worse comes to worse.

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  331. Who benefits? by HeWhoRoams · · Score: 1

    The trick really is, if you are an employed, you get no benefit from having an employee certified. Maybe they learn something by studying for it, but more than likely they should learn just from doing their job, and you don't need to hand them an addition few hundred dollars to have Microsoft or CompTiA say "Nice job buddy!" It doesnt make them any better at their current job, when in fact all it does it make them more desireable at other positions, at other companies. That being said, if your employer will pay for ceritifications, eat it up. Take them, as much as possible, especially if the testing center isn't far, and they don't care if you pass the first time. My current employer pays for mine, and I feel a little guilty, but it's something to do, and I'm young enough yet where I need this to move on, because the experience I'm getting now is doubly as good if it shows I am still learning, and getting certified on the side.

  332. Re:There is no point unless... by zxnos · · Score: 1
    i have to agree with the yank here. i have a high school diploma and am at least the second most valuable person in our 5 employee office - right behind the girl who had a kid in high school.

    we have recently hired two people with masters degrees and let them go because they cant do squat. that said i am working on my bachelors/masters since i have run into too many people who dismiss me for not having a college diploma. let me mention that college is a game. it goes both ways, but the majority of people -clients- still look for the sheep skin.

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  333. People with Certs vs. People without by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I can guarantee you that your view will be at least slightly biased against certs if you don't have one vs. if you do have one, since by acknowlegding that someone with a cert might be more qualified isn't in a non-certified persons best interest.

  334. Re:There is no point unless... by shawn(at)fsu · · Score: 1

    I don't suppose you have the courage to say the name of your organization. That way you can save your time and the time of all those over educated over achievers out their?
    Times like this I'm glad I got out of IT. Cert's on the whole aren't bad. If anything it shoes motivation and a desire to learn. Kind of like a degree which as someone else said are kind of the same.
    Just curious what do you think about certifications in other fields, like ASE certified mechanics?

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  335. Re:There is no point unless... by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    I'm glad you made that point for me, because I was going to call bunk on the "no longer than one page" thing.

    Mine is one page at the moment, but that is due to a couple of things - I've only held two positions at this point, and I actually compressed and edited a few things out because it would have been a page and maybe 5 lines on the second page (which just looked silly to me).

    I have had a fairly high call-in rate for interviews as well. Unfortunately, most of them have turned out to be psychotic or we decided that we weren't the best fit for each other, so I'm still looking.

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  336. MCSE and command line copy.... :) by rmallico · · Score: 1

    I have to share this story with the masses. I was a sysadmin or a small company (400users) and we had another admin like myself. We handled the wan setups, the 25 or so servers and things were fine... I took the WAN setup/config and was out in the field quite a bit and the other guy (being a lazy sob) decided he wanted to hire an entry level person to handle the simple stuff... We brought a girl in from AP and she was okay... She got this idea she would study for her MCSE and then leave in 12-18 months.. I just said go for it... About 6 months into her working in our group she did indeed take the tests and passed the suite of MCSE tests and was happy as a lark... We had a CxO level person who was having problems iwth outlook and the patch involved rebooting to safe mode and copying a .exe from a floppy to the laptop and running the fix/patch from there and rebooting.... She left with teh floppy i gave her around 3pm... I made my rounds around 4:30 and she was still sitting at his desk and did not know how to use the DOS command line to copy a:\fix.exe c:\ i just gave her a little nudge in teh right direction and on the command syntax and all worked fine.. so a 10 minute task hd taken nearly 2 hours... I do have my certs on NT 3.51 and have not updated them... I really see the certs as an okay way to document your training but to certify you as 'ready' they fall WAY short... my .02

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  337. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

    Well, let's just say it was the final straw for that particular resume. It came off as childish and pinball sealed the deal. The "deal" being its trip to the recycle bin.

    I had visions of this person showing up on the first day with a box full of action figures to decorate their work space.

  338. I can't agree more by kcurtis · · Score: 1

    I have 15 years of networking experience, including Novell 3-6, NT 3.51-4, Win2k and 2k3, and a solid smattering of linux. I also happen to teach continuing ed IT classes for folks trying to switch into an IT career -- mostly A+/Net+, but also MCSA/MCSE.

    I currently manage a 26-site WAN for an urban school district, with all the myriad of OS's and servers, as well as WAN troubleshooting.

    But since I have an MCSE, I must not be qualified. Anyone who would ignore my resume because I took the time to get certs to match my field is someone who is too stupid to be worth working for.

  339. Certs to back up experience by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you have certs on your resume, it's because you don't have anything better to put there.

    True enough. Which is why I want to see a balance of experience to go with the certs. Or sometimes the certs validate that you've extended your knowledge in a useful direction. If you've got a few years of relevant experience and you have a current certification, that says to me that you sought the paper credentials to validate what you can do. Of course, in the interview, I may well ask one or two easy questions pulled off a recent practice exam.

  340. Get Certified for FREE! by rubberbando · · Score: 1

    No, this isn't an ad. But I would like to mention that some companies will give you the training tools and let you take the tests for free.

    Officeteam (a Robert Half company / Temp agency) offers free certifications. The only catch is if you fail, you have to wait a year to be able to retake the test (if you want to take it for free that is). I really wish I had taken the time to get a bunch of these completed while I was working for them, but I ended up getting a better job anyway and didn't need the certs after all.

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  341. Re:There is no point unless... by truG33k · · Score: 1

    I have do disagree with you on that one. I can tell someone wants to be in IT by the way they talk about IT and how up they are on what is happening in the feild. I think that everyone should be suspect of a person with certs but no experince and no stories to tell about an "uber hard" issue they solved. I think that most people who have been in the IT feild long enough have meet that guy who got his MCSE, has never been on a network in his life and yet wants to tell the people with expernice what it what and how their IT shop should be ran.

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  342. Risk management. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications shift the risk away from the employer. If an employer hires a non-certified employee who doesn't work out, it's his neck. The person who hired that employee made a bad choice.

    If they hire a certified employee who doesn't work out IE: Can't perform the tasks they're certified to do,- they or the certification authority didn't live up to their end of the bargain. It's no longer the fault of the hiring employee.

    Also, it is assumed that a certified individual will have a minimum skills set that is available throughout the certified pool. IE: You'll have a pool of replacable trained monkeys to hire from.

    On the lower end of the rung, you want this sort of replacability and consistency.

  343. Cisco certified for two reasons by puzzled · · Score: 1


      I hold the Cisco Network and Design Professional certifications as well as the wireless service and field engineer specializations. I'm one exam away from the Cisco Certified Internetwork Professional and one exam away from the Call Manager Express product specialization.

      I like the certifications because its a way to incrementally approach the Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert. You can roll your eyes about certifications all you want but there were 8,851 active CCIEs last time I looked and that cert still commands $100k+ here in the wilds of Nebraska.

      If you work for a reseller Cisco makes it worth your while to be certified. My company gets an additional 7% discount on wireless gear because of my skills in the area. You can't even sell the Call Manager Express product until you have demonstrated that you have the skills to support it. Once you achieve Cisco Premier Partner Status
    you can buy your Cisco toys for 70% off instead of the 50% that a basic Registered Partner gets.

      There are a lot of certifications out there that are fairly meaningless (*COUGH* MCSE *COUGH*) but Cisco provides plenty of incentive for someone employed by a reseller to keep up their studies.

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  344. Re:There is no point unless... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    If no law is being violated, you're only referring to a civil case. Any practice which does not violate the law and is applied uniformly can be defended in court.

    A separate issue is your ability to manipulate a group of jurors to vote in your favor. If my lawyer is more compelling than yours, I could sue you for some made up reason and have a good chance at winning. That's a criticism of our juries, which has very little to do with the law.

    I occaisionally interview for senior technical positions. If I saw "A+ Certified" on a resume, I would presume the person does not have enough experience. I've found too many people who hold that out as a qualification consider themselves experts. I'm interested in hiring the people that others consider experts. Of course, it would only be a negative if it were portrayed as a primary qualification.

  345. Re:There is no point unless... by ivan256 · · Score: 2

    Taking the time you spend getting certs and using it to schmooze and socialize with the higher-ups at your place of employment will get you contacts that are worth 1000x what any certification you can ever get. The old saying that it's not what you know, but who you know is true. If the people you know also know that you can get your job done there's nothing better to have in your arsenal of job finding tools.

    When it comes time for a hiring manager to make a decision between the guy with the certs on his resume and the guy his golfing buddy (or whatever) says does a great job and is fun to hang out with, the golfing buddy recommendation will get the job every time. It's a lot more fun than paying to take some stupid test too.

  346. As someone who is currently recruiting.. by rylin · · Score: 1

    .. I must say that someone claiming they have a cert in something relevant to the work-description gets more consideration than John Doe who merely states "yeah, we had classes about that in school".

    In our job-ad, we specifically said "4 years of work-experience or relevant education".

    So what's a relevant education?
    If we're hiring a MySQL DBA (yeah yeah, insert whining about how mysql shops aren't in need of a DBA), the various mysql certs would help me quickly filter out what *should* be good applicants.

    It might give you a chance to bypass the line of applicants and land you an interview, but unless I feel you're *socially* capable of working for our company, you don't get called to a second interview.

    Iow, your cert(s) help me help you quicker.
    Reading through 120 application letters isn't fun.

  347. Re:There is no point unless... by YankeeInExile · · Score: 0, Troll

    Well, this posting has generated a ton of heat and little light, so let me clue you-all in to my hiring procedure.

    First: I own the company. I personally, with the aid of two assistants, control the entire screen-interview-hire process. There is an HR "gal" who handles things like tax withholding and reporting for four jurisdictions around the world, and making sure that your check comes on time, but she doesn't know a programmer from a dog catcher, so has no role in selecting candidates.

    Second: Your resume is actually the last thing I look at.

    The screening process goes like this: You are asked to send in a cover letter and code sample. Specific file-format requirements are posted with the job requisition. The last time I advertised, there were 1,266 responses.

    The vast majority of applicants get the no-interview decision made based on failing to follow the application procedure. This is mostly to weed out robots and head-hunters, although discarding people who cannot follow simple instructions is a side benefit.

    Of the one in twenty that successfully gets his letter into my hands, over half are discarded as incapable of effective communication in English.

    Of the roughly 2% who have made it this far, we actually have to read some of their code and accompanying documentation. Since there are some systems (java at the lead) that I am not an expert in, I delegate the code review to other programmers in my organization. Here we are looking for consistency of style, and most of all efficacy of documentation. About half of the applicants at this point pass on to the next step.

    Now, a telephone inteview takes place - since very few of us are on the same continent, your ability to communicate via telephone is of high importance. This is the "what is it going to be like to work with this guy/gal?" on a personality level call. Do you have a sense of humor? Can you form cogent sentences extemporaneously? The first passes have eliminated the chum, and about three out of five make it past this point.

    Now, we begin the fact-checking phase - this is where your resume comes out of the file - first all of your references will be contacted. A few 'sneaky' techniques are used to help weed out shills - or, if you prefer, a complex heuristic analysis is used to determine the likelihood of dishonest response. You will probably not be surprised how many people I have caught trying to bullshit their way through this part. If you are not honest applying for the position, you likely will not be honest reporting your billable hours. This is where my anti-certification bias gets applied, but it turns out that it never seems to matter, because very few of the candidates that make it to this stage have certs. Curious, eh?

    Now begins the Fun Stuff - which we actually pay you for. You will submit a writing sample -- this is almost always of the form "Here is a library in system-you-say-you-know. Imagine the programer got hit by a train. You have to document it." You will submit more code -- something that should take about one good day of coding for a modest coder. You are expected to give a log of how long you worked on it, what test procedures you used, what bugs you had (and hopefully fixed) , what was harder than it seemed at first, and what was easier than it seemed at first. From that pool (in the last batch of 1,266 responses, seven got to the paid-code/writing-sample stage) we select the best candidate. Two of those were hired -- a twenty-year veteran, and a self-taught high-school dropout.

    Anyway - I have to go do some "real" work

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  348. What's the Point of IT Certifications? by sukut · · Score: 1

    This is an age old argument. Education -vs- experience.

    You could go out and learn it all on your own. You could. But then again maybe you could't. It is pretty easy to miss something. But it is not like schooling and certs cover anything either. But why kill yourself trying to reinvent the learning wheel? But don't think that just because you have read a prep book and passed a cert that you are now "ready" and "knowledgable". You have now passed the 101 class.

    Be careful. A person who has passed several certs, yet has no expereince, is about as useful as someone who is a genious but has no skill; they can think through it but they don't know how to get anything done.

    College degrees prepare you even less. Any kind of degree or certification is useless on its own. But when combined with experience, it begins to gain meaning. The cert may help you get some jobs. But if you want to keep it, you had better have the knowhow to back it. Reality is expereince counts more than anything in most IT related fields. Certs are just eye candy for non-techie hiring managers. Of course there are those hiring managers that say, "if they have a cert I will not hire". Ignore them. They are rare. There are more that like certs than hate them. Also, if a manager is so close minded, you don't want to work for them anyway. Your life would be miserable.

    The IT field is full of catch 22s. You need expereience to get the job. Well, then, where do I get the experience? Just like college, certs offer you a way to get in at the ground level so you can start getting expereience.

    There are two reasons I have done certs:

    1. Non-techie managers who need something other than my word that I am good at what I do. What they really don't know is my cert still does not say I can do it. But my experience does.

    2. To push myself to new levels both in learning and employment. I want to know. The cert preparation process pushes me to learn things I would not have otherwise. I learn things that I would have looked the other way on because they were not interesting. That is a good thing. I learn things that would have taken years to learn by experience.

    The best time to get a certification is after you have some experience. Then the cert preparation process will push you to new levels. If you have no experience you will spend most of your time learning the basics. You won't get much out of it.

    Many who have experience only find they still have to study for the certs because they require you to know detailed knowledge about the topic that you do not use regularly. These people commonly say things like I don't need to know that. But after you have learned that detailed stuff, you all of the sudden realize there is a lot of application for it.

    The bottom line is companies like to see degrees and certs. We all know that just because you have some paper, it does not proove you know anything. But by having both cert and experience, you cover both areas.

    Don't expect a pay raise from the company you currently work for after passing the test. You will get that from your next employer. Over the past year I have increased my income by large amounts by combining certifications, study and experience to back the cert.

    So should you get a cert? Well that depends on you.

    Do you have experience already? If so you don't really need a cert, but having one won't hurt you. It will only help you. It is your choice wither you put it on your resume or not. There is a good chance though that if you get an advanced cert in the field you are now expereinced, in your next job, you will get to specialize more and get paid more.

    No experience? Get a cert. Get some experience. Work your fannie off. Get another cert. Get more experience. Work your way up. If you can't get a job that will give you expereience, start getting creative and come up with your own ways to get it.

  349. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Please, sir tell me where is it you "act" as a hiring manager? I definitly will be sure not to apply to your organization.

    It's one thing to drop resumes for lack of experience and proof thereof; it's another to drop them for too much.

    You, sir, are an ass, and I can imagine that you have quite the turnover rate at your place of business. Oh, and yes, I modded you down. Twice. Care to make it a third time? Keep running your arrogant mouth...

  350. Image? by AaronBale · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I've tried to read the comments in this thread, however... Mostly, hiring appears to really coming down to image. It is the age-old tendency for first impressions to count - therefore your image is the first thing that affects you in any hiring position. I do not consider myself good looking - I'm a fairly typical overweight geek. I sit behind a desk doing my job most of the time. However, when it came to applying for my last job, I had to look towards my image. This meant what I wear, how often I bathe, my RESUME. What do Certs do for you? The employer gets to see your resume first. Any cert you have means that you have jumped through a few extra hoops to dress up your resume. You've taken the time, you've spent the money. You've made a decent first impression. If the hiring manager is worth his/her income, you will then get tested on those certs and degrees you have. If you don't get tested, then those certs & degrees are ALL YOU HAVE. Once again, image counts more than it should in society. College was explained to me (and I believe this) as a means to show you are capable or working through a task, learning new things, following a process, jumping through hoops, and finishing the task. That is why degrees matter to employers. Note that even though we go to college to get particular training (which may even be needed), the degree shows this much about you. Wouldn't any cert say the same thing? I've seen the CYOA (cover your own ass) rule - this applys. I've seen the 'You should test their knowledge' - this applys. I've seen the 'HR Filter' - this applys, especially as you geniuses who write HR software do logarithmic checks for statistically significant criteria. Are you willing to put up a good front for an employere? Are you willing to jump through a few hoops and finish a task? Is it worth your time to learn something new so that you can pass a test and get a piece of paper on the wall? Certs are only as useful as the image they project to the hiring manager. Hopefully the hiring manager will take more than just a snapshot, but as a person without certs in the IT field who kept getting turned down because I didn't have them (experience was NEVER mentioned).... well, I think they are a valuable piece of your image to a hiring manager.

    1. Re:Image? by Javaman59 · · Score: 1

      I knew a very good programmer who once went to an interview without a tie. He was sent back out the door as soon as he walked in. After that, he always wore a tie to an interview. So do I. And I make sure that I've showered, shaved, and wear a reasonably up to date jacket. I'd even try to lose a bit of weight.

      You've got to play the game.

      --
      I'm a software visionary. I don't code.
  351. Re:There is no point unless... by Registered+Coward+v2 · · Score: 1

    do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    Uh, no it's not - certified people are not a protected class. I trash any resume with MENSA on it, for example.

    This is a stupid way to think. Having a Cert doesn't make a candidate any worse than having a Cert makes them good.

    A Cert, if nothing else, tells you the person WANTS to be in IT.


    It's reality, and why you need to understand the hiring company and if possible, the hiring manager's needs and interets.

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  352. Certs do one thing by christoofar · · Score: 1

    They help find the Indian programmers who are at least capable of *reading* technical English.

  353. Re:There is no point unless... by leonexis · · Score: 3, Informative

    As someone who graduated from high school two years ago, I can tell you that certifications are not everything. Although I have taken two years of Cisco Networking at Carson High School, I did not take the CCNA test at the end.

    Because I really wanted to with computers and I wanted to help people, I worked for a non-profit organization that recycles and refurbishes computers for the community. I did not get paid much, but I had a place to live and I was happy. A year later, a local company made a presentation to us (ComputerCorps) and wanted to use us to beta test their products.

    After they made their presentation, they saw the utilities I wrote and the projects I've. They offered me a job as a programmer on the spot before even asking me what certifications I have. After six months, I became that company's lead programmer and network administrator. I am also a part-owner of that company.

    Although certifications are nice, they do not get you the job. They may get you in the door at some places, but determination and experience are the real factors that get you the job.

    -steve

  354. What's the Point of IT Certifications? by recharged95 · · Score: 1

    To justify blaming someone.

  355. Re:There is no point unless... by TrentTheWiseA · · Score: 1

    My resume is normally 5+ pages long. Admittedly my BEST stuff is on the first page, but with 20 years of experience, listing my accomplishments in small paragraphs is nearly impossible. Also technical resumes need to have lots of info about past projects and technologies to make it through the HR hurdle.

    Certifications are almost manditory now for consulting and contract positions, especially with the government. If you don't have exactly what they want, you aren't even considered for the positions. You may think this is stupid, but it's how 'things get done'.

  356. Re:There is no point unless... by Procrastin8er · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Unfortunately many of the people I have encountered are certified but not qualified. There are too many "boot" camps that cram too much into 5 days and then allow all the students to "collaborate" on the tests.

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  357. Re:There is no point unless... by Tune · · Score: 1

    Certification makes you a tradable good. Hence:
    - Certification get you beyond HR/headhunter/unsavvy manager
    - Certification gets you a job that requires that certificate

    And sure, you may pick-up some info that may be interesting, or even useful. The main question is, however, why would you want to learn about / get into a market where *THOUSANDS* of souls could replace you? I understand the benefits for a company, but isn't the fun in *any* job in the stuff that's on the fringe of what you learned; on the edge of what you can do?

    Personally, I'm wary of jobs that require some certificate because more often than not they really expect you to do the kind of mind bogging coding that you learned in the mind bogging certification course. I'm much more interested in companies that take the time to go through my resume to see that I apt for the job. If they need labels to judge me by, then why would I want to work there?

  358. Re:There is no point unless... by SlamMan · · Score: 1

    Or maybe his current job sent him for certification. Mine certainly has enough times.

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  359. Got Cert? by mbarnsdale · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that a lot of other people have put in this reply but, I slowly got a working knowlege of computers and eventually got a position in the IT field as a network admin. I eventually got my MCSE and got a considerable raise because of this. So I DO think that the certs are valuable. Up to a point...

  360. One thing certification can show, by StueyGriffin · · Score: 1

    and a college degree even more so, is that the individual has the emotional maturity to realize self-set goals and achievements.

  361. Re:There is no point unless... by TigerTale · · Score: 1

    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

              Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.


    As "Certified Technician" is not a protected class under U.S equal employment opportunity laws, U.S. employers can discriminate against job applicants on that basis all day long.

    And if you check his profile, you will see that YankeeInExile lives in Mexico, where I'm guessing the legal requirements are even more relaxed.

  362. 10 yrs = Seasond Vet? by bmoon · · Score: 1

    Wow... I only had to work for ten years to be a "seasoned vet?"

    1. Re:10 yrs = Seasond Vet? by Jerph · · Score: 1

      I've been in the industry for 3 years and have as much experience with the technology we use at my shop (ASP.NET) as anyone else there. I respect the wisdom that age and experience provide, but in a world where you're always a newbie, 10 years is a damn long time.

    2. Re:10 yrs = Seasond Vet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've been in this business since the '70s and I'm forever meeting kids who think a couple of years and proficiency in one very narrow field or other makes them "seasoned veterans", and "old guys" who started out on punch cards are tired, over-rated, and incapable of learning these modern "new-fangled" things.

      It's not that we can't grasp the concepts, or don't want to ("Hey, don't bug me, I'm stuck in my ways!")...it's simply that we've learned (often the hard way) to honor and respect the 'If It Ain't Broke, Don't Fix It!' principle. Hopefully you will too one day.

      Guys, it's good to be good at something. Seriously, it is. But I don't care about the time you fixed that network problem at that one varsity LAN party, or how you figured out what was wrong with your manager's PC, or whatever...like everything else in just about all other businesses and industries, real experience is a product of time on the job.

      If you think you're good now, just wait and see how much better you will be in ten years!

    3. Re:10 yrs = Seasond Vet? by lgw · · Score: 1

      Yup, pretty much. This industry is changing fast enough that experience beyond 10 years is valuable only to the extent that you personally invented the current technology.

      The only difference I see between 10-year and 20-year veterans in my shop is the ability to deal with really old environments in the rare occasions that that's necessary, with the exception of the couple of guys who 10 years ago wrote most of what we work with.

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    4. Re:10 yrs = Seasond Vet? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They had one of those "punch card" guys at my last job. The guy couldn't code to save his life but he was an expert in bullshit and pulling the wool over managements eyes.

      20 years experience in writing rubbish doesn't make a person a good programmer.

  363. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lets see...168 hours in a week, 40 for work

    40 hours for work? Where?

    I vaguely remember working 40 hours a week between my freshman and sophomore year in high school at McDonalds. Since then it's been 60-80... I guess I've known people at the companies I've worked for that put in 40 hours, but I don't recall having a very good impression of the level of effort they put into their jobs even when they were in the building.

  364. Re:There is no point unless... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    As you don't say which one it is, your argument is meaningless

    The previous poster was making a point that whoever it was that made the assertion that what they were doing was illegal, was full of crap. The reason for that was because they don't know if this person is doing hiring in the U.S., Uzbekistan, or on the freaking moon. In any case, I don't know of any location where it is illegal to not hire people based upon their certifications. Can you name one?

    you're underqualified for your job

    I see following up on making an uninformed assertion without all the facts by making yet another. Sheer genius.

    Personally, I can understand why people would get certifications for resume fodder, to fulfill work requirements or contract requirements, or just because they wanted to learn something new and thought they might as well have some documentation of that. At the same time, however, I can see this guy's point. If a potential employee has been spending their time getting certified in things that is that much less time they have been spending getting real work experience. It also shows a tendency towards fitting in with a bureaucracy and "playing the game." That may be exactly the kind of people who are not useful to him in whatever environment he is hiring.

    I personally work with dozens of people with no pertinent degrees or certifications working side by side with PhD's who spent a decade teaching this stuff at a university. There are still others that have a couple dozen certificates from various companies. Certs, education, experience, are all pretty incidental. What counts is demonstrating you can do the job and do it well. What works here, however, would not work everywhere. In some places certs are a plus, in others a minus.

  365. Two reasons by Random+BedHead+Ed · · Score: 1

    There are two reasons:

    • To impress an HR person who has been instructed to look for a particular certification.
    • To provide a personal goal that focuses your study on a topic.

    Yes, both are debatable.

    I received the Red Hat Certified Engineer certification last year. My reasoning was that I was employeed and saving money, so I might as well get a certification in case I ever lose my job. The last time I lost my job my lack of certification was an issue with some employers. This was a flaw in their reasoning; wiser employers won't care as much about certificates. But when you're looking for a job it's worth seeming qualified to the HR people who can open doors to people more qualified to evaluate your skills. So certification is an insurance policy.

    In the process of studying for what was a very challenging test (which I failed on the first attempt), I learned a little bit about more or less everything in an average Red Hat Linux system. The studying itself was a lot of work, and I really valued the knowledge that came of it. I requested and received a raise in my sysadmin job, since I was a more valuable employee after I studied for the RHCE. This may vary from cert to cert (I've run circles around MCSEs when consulting for Microsoft products). But in my case the studying was valuable.

    Of course I could have studied the course materials without taking the test, and I'm sure that would be fine for many people. But I liked the idea of having the insurance policy, and the test provided a nice goal.

  366. Re:There is no point unless... by TnkMkr · · Score: 1

    You don't think someone might have attended college to find a place where they are surrounded by peers who are actually interested in learning and can completely submerge themselves in a topic. Where they can talk about the concepts they are learning and more fully flesh out their understanding. Oh, yeah, and attend some classes, have free reign at massive libraries focused on the topic of interest and have access to equipment and labs that no lone 'self taught' student could ever hope to afford.

  367. Re:There is no point unless... by MindStalker · · Score: 1

    Oh ok.. thats understandable. As I would be personally intrigued by an otherwise mature individual who was devoted to pinball.

  368. Well, shit. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Geez, and this just after blowing $220 on that "A+" cert this weekend. Thanks a lot, agent at a staffing firm whose name I can't recall! (They said it'd make me easier to market. Sheesh.)

    --grendel drago

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    Laws do not persuade just because they threaten. --Seneca
  369. Re:There is no point unless... by qwijibo · · Score: 1

    Learning and doing new things is important. I would consider this an interview topic. Whether the individual is self-taught or takes courses is up to the individual.

    I strongly disagree with your assertion that the quality of the course is not as important. I'd seriously question the judgement of someone who was more interested in being able to say they completed a course than developed proficiency in a new skill.

  370. Re:There is no point unless... by orpheus2000 · · Score: 1

    You ignorant, arrogant ass. What if I came and applied for a position with your company. Let's say you had something open for which I fit well... I'll just say, Storage and Backup administrator. My resume is four pages long, because I've been with a consulting company who sends me out to clients to configure SANs, storage arrays, backup solutions, and outside-the-box solutions crossing all the disciplines, from system to tape and in between.

    I'm sorry though, because my company paid for me to train for this and I ended up with more than 8 certs with several vendors, including the performance-based RHCE. I worked my ass off studying for and taking those exams and I learned a hell of a lot. But now you have to put my resume in the trash.

    Congratulations... oh, not you, to the next company who actually values and recognizes experience and doesn't balk at the pieces of paper that come with it.

  371. Very nice. Forums lost my previous post! by ps3udonym · · Score: 0

    Well for some reason this stupid forum system lost my last post. It was detailed and had a great deal of insite into this issue. But I am lazy and don't belive in pandering to technical idiocy, so I will NOT retype pages of text. I made my feelings known in an artical for the BSD certification list. Here is the link. Comments are welcome. http://lists.nycbug.org/pipermail/bsdcert/2005-Apr il/000338.html

  372. it sure helped me by MasT3quila · · Score: 1

    It wasn't the 4 years of college. It wasn't the 3 years managing an ISP staff of 40.
    It was that silly A+ Cert on my resume I have to thank for my current career.
    After coming aboard, the manager leveled with me. It was his belief that obtaining a cert showed more drive and determination than a college degree. He said "You had to actually decide that you were going to get certified, and take the initiative and steps necessary to comeplete both the studying, and the subsequent test/tests and that, to me, is worth more than someone staying in school for four more years."
    The more I thought about it the more fault I found in that, but the point is that there are managers out there who still give certs, or at least the process of obtaining one, significant weight in the hiring process.

  373. Helps with motivation for learning by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 1

    I find that certifications give me a goal and a learning path to follow. In my job, I may never explore some of the areas that I encounter while studying for a cert.
    So for me, certifications are just an additional motivator for improving my knowledge and skill. After I've learned everything, I might as well get the little piece of paper that says I know something about the topic. I don't see how it can possibly hurt to have a certification, other than the cost.

    1. Re:Helps with motivation for learning by usurper_ii · · Score: 1

      I agree and this is the exact same reasoning that led me to the certifications I have now. As far as cost, I guess it all depends on your priorities. While spending a couple of hundred bucks on a piece of paper may sound bad, when compared to taking college courses, it isn't unreasonable.

      Back in my younger days, I accumulated a CD collection of between four - five hundred CDs (not to mention all the concerts I went to). True, a lot of used and discounted CDs, but still a fair amount of money invested. I have made up my mind that if I managed to waste all the money I wasted on music over the years, I can spend a couple of hundred bucks once or twice a year and not feel guilty about it. So what I have been doing is setting goals for things I want to learn, learning it, and getting a certificate to prove that I learned it.

      Jay Banks
      FCC GROL
      NARTE certified Technician (Jr) (www.narte.org)
      Brainbench certified Telecommunications Specialist
      Brainbench certified Network Support Specialist
      HAM Tech License (KE5FAL)
      (Next: Network+, which isn't as easy as it used to be.)

      see: http://www.brainbench.com/transcript.jsp?pid=55843 98

  374. Certs not really useful. by mxs · · Score: 1

    Does anybody here remember BrainBench when they offered their tests for free and with free paper certs sent to you if you passed, or passed at master-level ?

    I was fresh out of highschool and got around 40 of those certs, 20 of which at master level, one of which, in their ranking system, in the top 10 of all takers (Internet Security Specialist, I like that one :)
    It was a fun way to pass a few hours. Getting a perfect score was near impossible (the test adapted; get an answer right, and you get a harder question next time), but passing was doable. I now have a stack of those certs printed on nice paper, a few with the golden master star in a folder somewhere.

    My point is that, while some of them correctly assessed my proficiency in some sectors (Perl, TCP/IP, Unix, etc., at least that's what I thought), others I had absolutely no prior experience in (Telecommunication Industry Analyst, Microsoft Office Worker, some obscure programming language) incorrectly passed me as well, sometimes at master level. This is with no prior work, just using common sense, and at times, Google (which was explicitly allowed).

    Some time later, I took the LPI Level 1 test (heck, company paid for it), and had a look at some of the MSCE prep material and practice test (for the heck of it). The questions were not all that different, and considering you can't use Google on most of them, en par (i.e. easier).

    Since then they have started charging for the tests, so I stopped having fun trying to pass new ones on first try. But one thing that stuck was that such certifications, barring very few exceptions, are completely worthless. All they test is whether or not you can soak up information on a topic for a test, or barring that, use Google and your own resources to figure out answers to questions. They don't test whether you can actually apply that knowledge, or whether it will last any amount of time.
    An one-hour interview can tell you much more about a candidate than the alphabet soup ever will. If that candidate is like me he had some fun doing those tests. Hopefully.

  375. Re:There is no point unless... by duguk · · Score: 1

    I'm not saying someone with a cert is less experienced, just that it certaintly doesn't make them any better or more experienced than someone with a certificate - apart from they can afford to get one.

    I truely understand your point about hitting the documents/google tho - its far more important to know how to find out things than to only know what you've been taught.

    Thanks for your input Guice, I find this really interesting topic. Any manager worth their job should realise that certification isn't everything.

    Dug

  376. Certificates by SatansTuringMachine · · Score: 1

    I think at some point there is a marginal return in the domain of book smarts vs. actual job experience. From what I have experienced, having at least a few Certs on the Rez can get your "foot in the door" not to mention a few good references. Also Certs seem to help if you are moving into a new tech space or a new technology because the curriculum or test requirements seem to set the backdrop for "the top ten or twenty things you need to know about this topic". However, what I look for when I interview people is a standard of domain knowledge, but also I try and suss out their ability to reason, their ability to involve others when they get stuck. Let's face it most of us geeks can google and probably configure some scary new technology in a few days but team fit and a personality that is easy to work with is the biggest piece bar none. Nice if somehow we could have a Cert for that. Good Question! Cheers!

  377. Good intentions? by riceboy50 · · Score: 1

    It is possible that they often have good intentions (i.e. accepted standard of what a person likely knows without having to create ones own competency tests).

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  378. The point? To get an interview. by ninja_assault_kitten · · Score: 1, Insightful

    The simple fact is that recruiters and HR folks look for keywords. Certification acronyms are a major part of them. While they hold no real technical merit, non-technical employees/companies don't know that.

  379. Re:There is no point unless... by qwijibo · · Score: 4, Funny

    Why do you list the MCSE on the second AND third lines?

  380. Cisco is worth something by jeblucas · · Score: 1

    I worked for a company and the guys responsible for hiring tech gave me their take on certifictions (<--NOT A TYPO): They are not worth the toilet paper they are printed on. EXCEPT a Cisco certification. A person actually had to know something to get one of those.

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  381. Certs were once useful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certifications were at one time useful. They provided proof that a person had professional knowledge of what he/she was certified on. Today, there are to many things out there that make certifications obsolete or just pointless. MCSE/Cisco/etc. "Boot Camps" provide a person with just enough knowledge to pass a test. If a company hired someone that never worked on an actual system before, but was able to take a test because of a boot camp...that company is in BIG trouble. And, this isn't just a fantasy scenario. I see it all the time. Resumes can be misleading, people lie, but that certification shows the person must know something...right? No. Test King, Boot Camps, etc. It's done to pass the test and get a cert. Now don't get me wrong, I've seen plenty of people that do know their stuff use boot camps or Test King to pass the test. They usually say it's becuase they don't take tests well. I myself do not have any certs. I am considered among the best of my co-workers (many of whom do have certs). My place of business will pay for the cert test if you pass, but you need to sign up for a minimum of one more year. I would rather have the good reputation and know that I can do the work better than most other people who have a peice of paper. Just my opinion though...

  382. Think of it this way by 4of12 · · Score: 1

    Certification is like a 3rd party one-way hash of what you know.

    No, it's not really what you can do. No, it's not fair. But, yes, it's a convenient benchmark that time-harried, IT-novice bosses can use to see if they should spend their time even considering your job application.

    Otherwise, it's useless.

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  383. Certs Suck by eno2001 · · Score: 1

    I like Velamints myself.

    But seriously folks. In some of the better organizations, certification is likely to be a liability than an asset when your looking for a job. Any place where techs are doing the hiring instead of suits, you're going to find that they are really leary of people with certifications. A lot of people want to get into IT but just don't have the aptitude or background for it. So they go and work on their test taking skills and get certifications hoping it will be their big break. However, as soon as they're confronted with real technical problem domains, they can't cut it.

    Working in IT and doing it well requires more than just book knowledge. It requires an actual understanding of WHY you do what you do. For example, I'll go back to my early Unix days. I had just come from Windows and I was used to "directly accessing" the floppy drive. When I popped a floppy into a Linux box and I was looknig at the a Bash prompt (no GUI) I knew I could do an 'ls'. But of what? I found a /dev/floppy and tried to 'cd' into it. Didn't work, obviously. I did some searching and found out about this strange command called 'mount'. I got really pissed at what I percieved as needless complexity but I eventually jsut accepted it. That is a perfect example of doing something because I know I'm supposed to do it, but not knowing why. These days, I know why mount and umount are needed, I also know about autofs. In knowing the why (flat file system with no weird path kludges like Windows drive letters) my dealings are much more straightforward. This is something you can't learn from a book or class.

    Certs really are pointless unless you are trying to get hired into an IT dept. that is run by the suits instead of the techs. And that's always a nightmare. Techs run IT better than suits do.

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    1. Re:Certs Suck by StarvingSE · · Score: 1

      Umm... we learned all that stuff about mount and countless other file system topics in my senior level operating systems course in undergrad... While experience is important, books and classroom work/discussions are still very useful.

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    2. Re:Certs Suck by eno2001 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but you're probably not a Musician turned tech. :) The only reason to get into computers is artistic persuits. After that everything else is just fluff.

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  384. Re:There is no point unless... by Dr.+Evil · · Score: 1

    "For those already employed, it looks great on a performance review..."

    hey, Slashdot should offer a certification

  385. Why I got a bunch of certs by ralphus · · Score: 1

    I used to do consulting. Customers liked to see certs. My employer paid for me to take each relevant exam once. If I passed, I got a automatic raise. It was simple economics since more certs for me = more billable hours, and a higher rate of personal pay and no out of pocket costs for exams since I could pass them all on the first try. If there was no economic incentive, I'd have never taken them, since I don't think they really mean anything other than I could take a silly test.

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  386. Quit your whining and deal with it... by lotus87 · · Score: 1


    Before you consider certifications for software and IT professionals, think on this...

    Say your mother or wife detects a lump on her breast, or you detect one on your testicle. How would you go about choosing an oncologist, radiologist, or surgeon? Would you let anyone who said they knew what they were doing treat you, or would you prefer some assurance of their training? Would you want a doc that's AMA Board Certified? Trained at the best schools? One that studied with the best teachers peers?

    Or maybe you're building a house? Would you let an unlicensed architect or construction contractor build it?

    The fact is that we are all judged by previous education, experience, and training. A certification is one piece of that. It helps you stand out from your peers. It also represents an assurance of skill and knowledge. In many cases, such as the PE, medical certs, etc. they include legal assurances and liabilities.

    The question shouldn't be "why do we need these certs?", but how do we make certifications for computer science and IT that are as strong as other professional certifications for doctors, architects, civil/mechanical engineers, etc. No one should ever think that is just meaningless paper certification.

    1. Re:Quit your whining and deal with it... by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

      Very good points you're making here. Good certification tests include *skill questions* on top of just pure knowledge. You can't pass them if you don't know how to do your stuff. So it's not just "textbook" questions... Now the only thing is to actually promote good certifications; not despise them altogether. And as I said in my other post, you can't really judge someone's skills during just a job interview. That makes no sense. A good certification can, at least better. So that's a plus... and saves time on technical interviews too.

    2. Re:Quit your whining and deal with it... by narcc · · Score: 1
      The question shouldn't be "why do we need these certs?", but how do we make certifications for computer science and IT that are as strong as other professional certifications for doctors, architects, civil/mechanical engineers, etc. No one should ever think that is just meaningless paper certification.


      Though I fear I've misinterpreted you here:

      As it stands now, many present certifications are useless -- an MCSE means nothing to any qualified IT Manager.

      A worthless anecdote: A friend of mine earned his MCSE (and a few other MS Certs) at a two-week "bootcamp". Not long after returning he called me to ask how to make a bootdisk.

      You're right to say that we need professional certifications for computer professionals -- the problem is creating a good certificate program.

      (Speaking as one who teaches adult computer literacy classes) For the past 25+ years there has been debate on what it means to be computer literate with no generally accepted definition yet. How can we expect more advanced certifications be valid if we can't even manage such an obvious prerequisite?

      Defining literacy aside, there is still the problem of the metric. I can teach a class all the basic fundamentals (which change month to month as I guess at what skills I should consider essential.) and get them to pass a test that (should) reflect their ability to perform basic tasks. The sad thing about that is, most my students would have learned very little or nothing at all, would still be 'computer illiterate', and yet be able to pass a test with flying colors! (I use a qualitive, not quantitive, metric now -- so that my students get a chance to actually learn.)

      Colleges today aren't much better. Ask any random yahoo with a B.S. in C.S. to give you an example of when to use a digraph (or whatever) -- or explain to you how to represent a digraph. (For those not in the know: A Digraph [Directed graph] is a very basic data structure.)

      It gets even worst: There are C.S. graduates out there that have never taken a descrete mathematics class (ack! What's wrong with education?!)

      Okay, I guess the point of this whole rant is that standards in computer education are too poor (if they exist at all) to rely on. And if you can't rely on a cert. then that cert. should be considered worthless.
  387. My Badge of Honor by Avatar8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think of certifications (and degrees) as little badges to get past the shallow people who do not understand what I've been doing for the past 21 years.

    In the early 90's, certs were all the rage. Companies thought that if someone had a cert, they were automatically qualified. Oh, how they were burned.

    Then in the late 90's, certs weren't worth the paper they were printed on, so regardless of how much you really knew or how much experience you had, if you had numerous certs the knee-jerk reaction was to pass you by.

    Then and now the single path that has proven the most worthwhile for employees and employers is the combination of both: certification supported by experience, or experience confirmed by certifications. I'm of the latter crowd. I've been working on PCs and networks professionally since 1984. In 1997 I earned the CompTIA A+ (I took it on a whim while working towards MCSE NT 4.0) In June 2004 I attended a boot camp for two weeks and came away with four certs (MCP, MCSA, MCSE, Security +), then in December I earned my CCNA after a 5 day course. I'm not much smarter than I was before the courses, but people seem to think I am. :-)

    My certs had no impact on my position or my salary, but if I decide to depart this company, I know I'll be greeted more warmly at the next one.

  388. Re:There is no point unless... by ratell · · Score: 1

    The main benefit of certs is similar to degrees.
    It's a measure of tolerance of bullshit.

    Most jobs don't need a genius. What they need is someone competent who won't cause trouble and be reasonable to work with. In other words what employers need more than genius is tolerance for bullshit.

    Someone willing to jump through hoops to get a certificate is showing their tolerance for bullshit.

  389. Most Useful Certs Are Not For Software Developers by oldCoder · · Score: 1
    They are for hardware repair (A+), DBA's sometimes, various species of computer operators. The only Cert for software developers these days is a CS degree or 15 years of software development experience. Or your name on a popular piece of software. Bram Cohen wrote BitTorrent and I'm sure he can get a job whenever he wants. Likewise with Larry Wall and Linus...

    The certs don't test well enough. And the tests are too thorough in narrow areas. You really have to be a specialist in Cisco or Novell administration (or whatever).

    We'll see how the glut of software engineers and off-shoring may be changing this.

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  390. Re:There is no point unless... by StueyGriffin · · Score: 1

    BTW, regarding your .sig, most all slahdotters RTFA. It's mainly the one's who think their opinion is worth sharing that don't.

  391. We don't live in Clutopia by inonit · · Score: 1

    (Disclaimer: My experience with certifications has to do only with the Sun Java-related exams. I have no idea whether those certification exams/programs are typical.)

    1. Even managers who have a clue might enjoy telling their clueless bosses "the candidate I hired has xxx certifications" as a way of establishing the new person's credibility or of justifying a hiring decision (perhaps a decision that violates the clueless uber-boss's prejudices, for example).

    2. It goes without saying that there's no substitute for trying to figure out whether someone can actually do a job or not. But we have to use imperfect evidence. And remember, it's not as easy as being able to tell whether someone can code (which is hard enough). It's knowing their levels of dedication, responsibility, ability to work as part of team, etc. Hiring great people is a hard job; I disagree with those on /. who think it's easy (particularly when you're constrained by upper management on how rigorous an interview process you can use, and multiple people have input on a given hire).

    3. In the absence of perfect knowledge about candidates, we use all sorts of criteria to estimate quality. Given the alternatives (where did the person go to college? what was the person's GPA? where has the person worked? what are the opinions of the person's references (who I probably don't know and thus can't evaluate)? or, worst of all, how many years of experience does the person have?) I think whether the person can study for and pass a certification exam starts to look pretty good; not necessarily better than all of the previous examples, but on a par with them, in my view.

    4. I have certifications. I would rather have people judge me on some sort of objective criteria, rather than how well I can talk my way through an interview. I've seen the average interview process. I'm more glib than most, and I know I could probably get myself hired for jobs for which I'm not qualified, given the processes used (whether I'd want to is another matter, but this comment is long enough).

  392. CCIE by paxvel · · Score: 1

    While most of the IT certifications do not have any real value, there are still some that do. Cisco Certified Internetwork Expert is a perfect example. You have absolutely no chance of becoming a CCIE unless you're a real networking heavyweight. Besides, in order to maintain the level of the title, every two years all CCIEs are required to pass recertification exams. The paper and the medal (I've heard they don't award medals anymore, but I'm not sure; I did get one in 2000) are quite expensive, but they really are worth every penny invested.

  393. Re:Taking the Java programmer certification test.. by ezweave · · Score: 2, Informative

    Word.

    I did the SCJP and it taught me alot about some nooks and crannies I never used. That may be different from an MCSE or MCSD in some regards. The SCJP has you learn a bunch about garbage collection, some nitty gritty JVM details, etc. Nothing you could not learn on your own. It is also the gateway test to the other Java exams. Some of those actually do indicate if you are a decent developer: the Sun Certified Java Developer exam requires you to develop a business type app NEARLY FROM SCRATCH (no J2EE, etc) and then they review your design as part of that process. That is alot different than just memorizing details.

    But for the most part, certifications for a language do not mean you are a good developer, but if you really are good they should be like icing on the cake.

    Now if you hate all people who have certifications (and ignore their resumes... like an earlier posts states), I think you might have some personal issues...

  394. The point is to pick up chicks... by engwar · · Score: 1
    Hey babe, I've got a MS certification.

    "Ooooh and I'll bet you have a huge hard drive." she says as she slips her hand inside my pants...

  395. Re:There is no point unless... by BaudKarma · · Score: 1

    So you discard resumes that have "MCSE" on them. Another hiring manager might discard resumes that DON'T have "MCSE" on them. I'm sure that both of you are sitting there in your office quite smug about all the work you've just saved yourselves by discarding all those undesireable candidates. And both of you probably tossed out some really knowledgable, qualified candidates.

    Certs are generally a litmus test. Have the right one, and some HR drone puts your resume on one stack, or your name pops up when someone does a relevant search on an Internet job site. If you don't have it, your resume goes on the other stack.
    I suppose there's the occasional oddball who will look upon certs as a bad thing, but I'd say 95% of the companies out there look at certs positively, or at least neutrally.

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  396. Re:There is no point unless... by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    No, it means they have the money to afford to be in IT.

    So what. I paid a lot of money to get my CS degree. :-P

    Personally, I think this thread is stupid. I have a cert or two. I have put them on my resume, and at the least, they became a target for questions during interviews. Can I do the job? You bet. Can I prove it? You bet. Why would putting on my resume that I'm a certified CCSP mean I'm an idiot or unqualified? And why does paying for all the training to get it mean something bad? Hell, does anyone saying some of these negative comments even know what it takes to get some of these certs?

    Now, having said all that, I personally believe there's a difference between having a cert or two in one area and having a butt load of certs in disparate areas. For instance, having a CCSP *and* an MCSE would be a red flag to me if I was hiring. Two totally different fields of study? How good could they be in either? Open your eyes, people, and look at what's being given to you. Don't just make snappy decisions based on an illegitamate premise. You end up missing out on good people, like me.

    /gam/

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  397. Certs are only as valuable as the techie... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...who has them. This is something I'm somewhat familiar with as well. I've been in the industry (first as a programmer then gradually migrated to hardware and general support) since about 1990. I don't have a single certification, hell I don't even have a degree above an associates. I have met/know a few certified individuals, most of which are fairly sharp. Still I have met a number who had the paper, but were complete dunderheads. What value is a certification if the occasional moron slips through?

    I can honestly say that the lack of degree and certs has never been a barrier for me personally, with a single exception. A company advertised two positions, one of which (by the description) was a front line IT support position, and they were asking for an MCSE. The second (again by the description), was primarily a data entry job and they were asking for an MCP (this was a while back). HR would not even accept applications without proof of a cert, though they confirmed my assessment of each job. So management/HR was asking an arbitrary proof without understanding the certs or the job. Where is the value in that?

    I currently work at a University, which had a fairly gruelling application/interview process. Why did I get hired? Because the other ITs in the department did the screening and interviews. They were able to accurately assess my capabilities without some third party test.

    Bottom line, in my opinion, is that certs/degrees hold little sway with IT peers and tech savvy managers. It's only those who are ignorant of our field that see value in it. They are Fools Gold.

  398. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just because someone wants to be in IT doesn't mean they should. I've come across plenty of certified people who were NOT qualified. They were in it for the money and they were terrible at what they did.

  399. Certifications are good... by borawjm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    for people who have not networked (no, I don't mean computer networking)!

    The best way to ensure job security is to make friends and get to know people in higher positions than yourself (that doesn't necessarily mean that you have to kiss some ass, but it probably wouldn't hurt).

    I don't have any certifications yet I work for a multi-national firm simply because I have friends who know me and have seen my skills. Often times people with lesser qualifying skills get a job over others simply because someone in the firm recommends them, regardless of their certifications.

    So all you fresh grands and no-grads out there start networking!

  400. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Seems like Mike's Computer Sertification E-company might be more profitable name to use.

  401. One more use... by east+coast · · Score: 1

    I go to a local community college (ok, stop laughing) and you can bypass some courses by having a cert. I am going to be able to bypass 8 credits by getting my Network+. As a part time student and a full time worker this will help make the difference on how fast I get my degree and the cert on my resume can't do much harm.

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  402. True Story by lonb · · Score: 1

    A while back I met a n00b in the IT world, who had passed both A+ and MCSE exams without ever touching a computer. He was West Indian and had purchased books from a local store, studied hard, and passed, again, without ever touching a computer before he got to the US.

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  403. The point? by MerlinTheWizard · · Score: 1

    Showing what you can do! Certifications are one step ahead of degrees. They certify people on specific skills, whereas degrees establish a foundation of your knowledge, so to speak. And despite what you seem to say, you *will* fail at a decent certification test if you don't know what you're talking about. One can't be just "good at tests". That's a rather stupid assertion. Medical schools make heavy use of multiple choice-tests to evaluate students, and if that was easy to pass without any medical knowledge, we certainly would know about it. Also, any good certification program will be much, much more thorough than any job interview can be: so that's a big help too for a potential employer. Just because there are a few people out there that are good without having any degree or certification (yes, that exists) doesn't mean that certifications are useless. That was basically your main point, and it's obviously very flawed logic.

  404. Re:There is no point unless... by crowemojo · · Score: 1

    Like most things in this world, general statements aren't going to cut it. The statement that "there is no point in getting certifications ..." is correct in some situations, and decidedly incorrect in others. Some certifications are a bit more meaningful then others, surely this doesn't come as a surprise to anyone. The idea that an A+ certification and a CCIE certifcation are equally worthless is crazy. Do you have any idea what it takes to get a CCIE? I guess what I'm saying is that this is not a simple question, some certifications are worth while, some are not.

    Another point that people may not realize is that there are a lot of jobs that require certifications. For example, good luck signing off on any sort of opinion if you are not a CPA. Is the CPA useless? I don't think so. Another example, Visa is now requiring card processors do undergo an accreditation process. This process includes having a certified vendor perform a Visa audit. Guess what, you can *not* perform that Visa audit until you have received Visa training. You know what else? You can *not* receive Visa training unless you have one of a handful of certifications, including the CISSP and CISA certifications. Not convinced? Let's move on.

    There is yet another reason that certifications serve some purpose. They are a statement on at least some level of the competence of an individual. Yes, I know that there are some losers with certifications that are not competent, but think of this from a different light. You are a manager tasked with hiring a person (or company) to perform services for you. Think of how you are going to look if this person or company fails, and hurts your company as a result. At that point, being the one that made the decision, are you going to want to have chosen someone who (however shallow it may be) had some form of legitimacy? I can guarantee that your "certifications are worthless" argument is going to sound a bit feeble when explaining the failure of the project to your boss. If you are a candidate for a job, and on paper and through interviews you are relatively equal, but he has the appropriate certifications and you do not, guess who is going to get the job. This is a particularly true if you are hiring for a position that you yourself are not particularly proficient at.

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume. Are you kidding me? "Yes, Sir, I know that our latest Network Administrator, the one that I hired, has cost us thousands due to incompetence, but see, they were the only one *without* their MCSE, so it's not like I had much of a choice." Good luck with that.

    So in conclusion, ... yes, certifications are worth while. Some are certainly worth more while then others, and some are arguable worthless, but certifications, in general, are worth while.

  405. Re:There is no point unless... by Phleg · · Score: 1

    The fact that you don't know how to spell irritate irates me.

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  406. Re:There is no point unless... by duguk · · Score: 1

    You've proved exactly my point! Just because someone has an CNE, it literally means they've passed the cert. Without even having a clue about NDS, i could tell you they're I don't discrimate against Certificates, I simply feel they're almost worthless, proof of knowledge for a job should be shown by good interview technique and testing. Certification is good, but it certaintly doesn't mean one candiate is better than one without certification. I certaintly would refuse to work for any manager who I knew thought otherwise. Dug

  407. Re:There is no point unless... by gkuz · · Score: 1
    As to it being foolish: There is some slim chance that someone may have gotten one of these abysmal certifications on a dare, or while drunk or stoned, but people who buy meaningless validation strike me as opportunists.

    Or, maybe, they got the certification because a current or previous employer required (and paid for) it so that the employer could fulfill a contract requirement, or help them win a bid with someone who placed more stock in them than you do. If an employer tells me "take this test at our expense, it'll help us stay in business", and I do (and pass), how exactly is that opportunism?

  408. Re:There is no point unless... by deaddrunk · · Score: 1

    Well sorta. Depends on the individual I'd say. Someone who has taken one of those courses in good faith not knowing any better (since not everyone reads /.) and who is willing to give up their spare time in an attempt to improve is surely not someone you'd think any less of.

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  409. Re:There is no point unless... by Trevin · · Score: 1

    I disagree regarding college degrees. In my experience, there are many things you can learn in college that you probably wouldn't even think about studying on your own -- especially theoretical principles (design) of a variety of fields as opposed to specific applications (coding). Some of the more difficult studies are also easier to deal with if you can confer with professors and other students.

    In addition to the subject matter, colleges can provide you with resources and equipment that would be impossible or impractical to obtain on your own. That may not be as much of an issue today, with cheaper and more powerful computers and oodles of information on the Internet, but before I went to college I had never had a VAX or SGI workstation to play with.

  410. I'd like to reiterate what I said a few days ago by OsirisX11 · · Score: 1
    My comment on "The Greying of the MainFrame Elite":
    Its just that college is bullshit. That's the numbers they are tracking. All the smart geeks realize that certifications and other pieces of paper saying a person knows something in particular most of the time are complete crap. I've met many a MCSE or A+ "certified technicians" who don't know SHIT. There are plenty of non certified, non college graduate geeks out there who know more in a lot of cases than their "educated" counterparts. I currently develop multimillion dollar web apps for multinational corporations and state governments. I didn't graduate from high school. I didn't go to college. Yet I have a Doctorate of Divinity (thanks ULC!). Degrees are total bullshit. Book learning can be very helpful, but real world experience is the only thing that matters.
  411. Certs can tell you a lot about a person. by khasim · · Score: 1

    Compare two resumes.

    One has:
    MCSE Win2000
    MCSE WinXP
    MCSE Win2003

    The other has:
    MCSE Win2000
    RHCE
    CCNA

    The same number of certs but they reflect completely different people and they tell you a lot about those people. And studying to pass a cert test can teach you things that you would never happen across in your regular job. I fully support anyone spending time and learning more about their field and related fields. Anyone who sees advancing your education as a problem is an idiot.

  412. Re:There is no point unless... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Personally, I'm prejudiced against people with college degrees too... the way I see it, if you're spending years in college, you're not a self-motivated go-getter who can learn independantly, you're just another drone who paid a fortune to be spoonfed and can't be trusted to do anything more than go through the motions like he's been taught.


    First off, a college degree in CS is not about learning "how to program", it is learning about learning how to think in the mind set of computers.

    You can spend five or six years studying on your own (and good luck funding five years of sixteen hours a day of studying!), with no guidance at all, but there are many things you may miss. Tell me, how much have you studied formal logic? Advanced mathematics? Music? Color theory? What is the weirdest data structure you ever implemented? (sure some people implement odd data structure for fun, but when you are getting a CS degree you will be forced to implement a wide variety of weird data structure, again and again and again! Until you have them, and their relative performance characteristics, not just memorized, but understood completely)

    Secondly, computer science IS mostly a self-motivated discipline, much more so than other majors.

    Heck, at my University, the second quarter there, you get thrown a 3D ray tracing assignment. The professor doesn't actually LECTURE about 3D ray tracing, he just tells you to write one.

    The first portion of it (a simple line based renderer) is due in 2 weeks. Now it can take far less time than that, or a bit more, depending on how good you are at learning on your own, but you know what? Students who are not good self-motivated learners FAIL that course. And if they fail any one of the introductory courses 3 times, they are denied entrance into the major, permanently. Now giving students three chances to fail may seem like a lot, until you realize that during the THIRD quarter there you are writing a networked battle tank game. Network sockets, streams, and so forth, are not explained to you. You just get to, well, you know, "pick them up" along the way.

    You live, breath, and sleep, computer science, mathematics, and logic. Your mind begins to easily wrap itself around the most abstract and obtuse of problems, you learn how to push your abilities of comprehension to limits that you never knew you had.

    • IT is not the profession for those who need a teacher, it is a profession for those who prefer to teach themselves, because that's what you'll spend the rest of your career doing if you're successful.


    This is an obvious statement.

    Go to one of my classes, see what it is like when the professor writes the name of the programming language you will be using up on the board, and tells you that your first assignment is due in 2 weeks.

    Someone asks "are we missing a book for this class?" The professor replies "No, use Google."

    I have not even began to go in to depth about all the other benefits that a college education gives someone. From a greater understanding of both one's own nation's history, and world history as a whole, to insight into various cultures and groups world wide. From having math taught by professors from all corners of the globe (and trust me, math may be a global language, but how it is interpreted, and understood, in different cultures varies a lot!), to organizing a study group with no two students from the same continent, because you have learned that the different perspectives will enable solving of problems much faster.
  413. Multiple degrees in multiple fields by Mynorrrr · · Score: 1

    Well I have run into both sides of the argument.

    When I finally obtained my first degree I was asked to take a 20% pay cut to be employed as a Software engineer. The work was the same as I was already writing software (assembler, compiler, loader, drivers etc). But I was employed as a hardware technician and also assembling, testing and debugging boards.

    Another contract I ended up with was solely because I had a Master of Science in computer science. A pure research degree. I joined a team that was very high powered. Alas a dotcom that went into liquidation. Sigh!

    I am now finding that I shouldn't mention the current postgraduate degree I'm studying as it does seem to concern Management. It is in Master of Philosphy in Ancient History.

    Also I get the occasional bad reaction to having the MSc and thus I have a very strong tendency to play it all by ear. If it looks like it might help then mention the degrees otherwise keep my mouth SHUT.

  414. Re:There is no point unless... by Paul+Jakma · · Score: 1

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    Weighting candidates for a job by their qualifications is illegal? ROFL!

    --paulj

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  415. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Yeah, you are sooo right. College is for idiots, and mindless drones, who need to be spoonfed everything, and can't be trusted to do anything independently.

    Yeah, I've heard of some of those fools, like Dennis Ritchie, Brian Kernighan, Linus Torvalds, Richard Feynman, Andrew Tannenbaum, Richard Stevens, Al Aho, Richard Stallings, Aeleen Frisch...

    (unless you're talking about IT degrees specifically. I might be with you on that one).

  416. Re:There is no point unless... by duguk · · Score: 1

    You've proved exactly my point! Just because someone has an CNE, it literally means they've passed the cert.

    Without even having a clue about NDS, i know I could be just as informed about it than another person with full qualifications - Whats to say any other way? That I can't afford to pay Novell their $369?

    So, maybe I'm a manager and my higher-ups have asked me to be qualified? Maybe I didn't want to, but for the job, I've not had a choiec. So, I've taken the course, got my paper, and forgotten everything about NDS. Yes, IT DOES HAPPEN - because my manager was in this exact suituation.

    The fact that she was a bitch and didn't have a clue about computers didn't help. Btw, I'm no manager, just a loly poor programmer hoping to get his break soon - but I can't afford $369! Does that make me any less experienced than someone who can?

    I don't discrimate against Certificates, I simply feel they're almost worthless, proof of knowledge for a job should be shown by good interview technique and testing.

    Certification is good, but it certaintly doesn't mean one candiate is better than one without certification. I certaintly would refuse to work for any manager who I knew thought otherwise.

    Dug

  417. Getting an interview by JSBiff · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I believe my certs helped me get my current job. While I agree with others that certs don't prove you know what you are doing, they can at least get you looked at seriously enough to get an interview. It's the interview that usually is going to make or break the decision by the employer.

    I was in the situation where I know a lot about computers, but don't have a good way to show that on a resume. I was a college student, who excelled at my computer science courses (but you don't usually put that on your resume - although I suppose you could), and had a few years of lower-level computer support/helpdesk work experience.

    My current job listed Linux/Unix experience as a desired skillset. I have been using Linux at home as a geek, and as a computer science student, for about oh, 6 years all together, but had never had a Linux/Unix job. There would otherwise be nothing on my resume to indicate that I actually knew how to use and configure Linux. So, I got the Linux Professional Instituge level 1 Certification. Sure, that doesn't necessarily prove that I'm ready to be a Linux administrator, but it at least shows I was serious enough about learning and using Linux to go out and pass a test about it. (In this particular case, I'm not a Linux administrator, but have a higher-level helpdesk job than I have had in the past, and supporting Linux is a part of this position - and to tell the truth, I know a lot more about Linux than some of the 'administrators' I support pretty frequently).

    It got me an interview, and in the interview I had the chance to explain my background and experience with Linux, and demonstrate my proficiency to the department manage, who was satisfied, and hired me.

    For people who already have years of experience and a degree under their belt, they can probably skip getting certs. For people just starting out, it's a great way to get your foot in the door.

  418. Re:There is no point unless... by gamlidek · · Score: 2, Insightful

    But a BA/BS/MA/MS/etc. is not supposed to be about proving that you know a certain body of knowledge. It's supposed to prove that you know how to educate yourself and that you understand deeply the fundamental principles behind a discipline.

    Let me guess, you've never worked with an idiot that had a degree before. Degree's are potentially just as meaningless (or valuable, depending) as certs. I know some of my classmates were absolutely awful coders, yet they still received their CS degree and found programmer positions.

    My point is this: if you can't figure out if a candidate can do the job during the interview, perhaps there's a bigger problem here than having a cert on your resume.

    /gam/

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    "In theory, theory and practice are the same; in practice, they are not."
  419. Re:There is no point unless... by Parity · · Score: 1

    > Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    That's a good plan, because it isn't. There are laws about discriminating on the basis of race, sex, and religion, and in some places, sexual preference. There are no laws about discriminating on the basis of certifications. Indeed, such a law would hardly make sense, as the certification companies want you to discriminate. Of course, they want you to discriminate -in favor- of people with certifications, nonetheless.

    Moreover, 'prejudiced' isn't even the action of 'discriminate'. It's merely a statement of mindset towards someone with a particular resume. If -that- were illegal, you'd be talking thought police.

    "You're not allowed to think badly of that person for that reason! 10 years, maximum security!"

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  420. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Then you've probably thrown out some resumes from very talented people who would have done the job very very well. Their only mistake was to bother to go out and get some additional qualifications that HR people like to see.

    Then again, I don't think they'd want to work for a person who'd do that.

  421. Re:There is no point unless... by quarkscat · · Score: 1

    lack of one loses you your job.

    I speak from personal experience. I once worked for a small company that I wore a variety of hats for -- internal IT & help desk, Novell system administrator, network engineer, sales support engineer, and external help desk. I built several Novell networks from the ground up (v3.12) and migrated a pre-existing Novell server (v2.15) from old & failing hardware. I build the company's first linux dial-up server, using slackware 0.96. I also introduced the sales staff to some of the first Wintel SMP motherboards to hit the market, as well as WinNT 3.51. Then, because I didn't already have enough work to keep me busy 80 hours per week, my boss wanted me to get Novell certified.

    The offer was couched in the following terms -- you pay half, and the company will pay half (reimbursed to me). But if I should leave, quit, or be fired within two years of receiving my certification, I would owe the company for their share, plus interest. Somehow that didn't sound very equitable, especially considering that there was no increase in salary. I asked for a while to think it over, over the holidays.

    When everyone came back from the holidays, there were 2 company announcements: (1) that the company was going to go public, and we could all buy $00.01 shares in the company for only $15.00 each, and (2) that a 401K plan was now being offered, but with the only investment being either (a) shares in the company or (b) shares in the owner's company that leased us all our business equipment.

    I turned down the offer for employee shares in the company, and the offer for the 401K plan, and for the company's 50% "investment" in my Novell certification. And surprise, surprise -- within 6 weeks I was being asked to train my replacement or out the door immediately. Three weeks after I left, a fellow employee contacted me to see if I would consider going back to work for the company. You could perhaps imagine what my reply was ...

  422. Re:There is no point unless... by duguk · · Score: 1
    So what. I paid a lot of money to get my CS degree. :-P
    I'm glad you're one of the lucky few who can afford it. Some people don't get free education or get given money by their mommy and daddy.
    Personally, I think this thread is stupid.
    I agree, and I think I started it!
    And why does paying for all the training to get it mean something bad?
    NO NO NO NO NO! Read what I say, I'm not saying its BAD, I'm just saying don't reject uncertified people just because they can't afford or want to do the courses!
    You end up missing out on good people, like me.
    Yeah? You wait till you end up working with someone uncertificated - will you treat them like a lesser person? Then YOU'LL be missing out. Privileged bastard. Dug
  423. Re:There is no point unless... by jp10558 · · Score: 1

    With all these style responses, from people who seem like they are in hiring positions:

    Does anyone in the US actually hire new graduates for entry level positions anymore? Do you even have entry level positions?

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  424. Re:There is no point unless... by bigdavex · · Score: 1


    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.

    Illegal? Where? Are you seriously suggesting that people with certifications are some sort of protected class under the law? I filtered out 3-page resumes. Do you think that is illegal, too?
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  425. Re:There is no point unless... by rk · · Score: 1

    For my part, I went to college for two things:

    1. Access to research libraries.
    2. Access to fast multiuser computer systems.

    I discovered that #1 was available to anyone for the asking. #2 would've been moot just 10 years later. If I were 10 years younger, I might have never gone to college. I did eventually get around to finish my degree.

    So, you'd be prejudiced against me, who paid for 90%+ of his college degree out of his own pocket (no student loans!), going to class from 8am to 1pm, working from 3pm to 11pm, coming home at midnight to split wood to heat his house for another day so he could get up at 6:30am the next day to do it all over again? Yeah, a damn shame I wasn't a self-motivated go-getter.

    I can tell you for a fact that a proper college education has nothing to do with spoon-feeding. A person who knows how to learn also knows that sometimes just having a book and a computer isn't enough and you need a mentor to push you to the next level. College isn't the only source for such people, granted, but it's none the worse for its nonexclusivity.

    I agree that a degree doesn't make someone a good IT person, but to hold it against them sounds to me like reverse snobbery.

  426. The acronyms look good on your resume, though... by stilltron · · Score: 1

    MCSE=Microsoft Certified Solitaire Expert

  427. Yup by NitsujTPU · · Score: 1

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    These questions are easy. Do you have any more?

  428. Re:There is no point unless... by netruner · · Score: 1

    If a potential employer tried this garbage with me, I'd think they were a joke and probably start trying to throw their little game. You may interview me verbally up to 3 times with up to two of those times being phone interviews. I will not submit code samples since all of my code is the property of my current employer and would be subject to release restrictions.

    Good luck trying to interrogate my references. Most of them won't put up with nonsense either. I don't work for morons and they'll figure out that you're indirectly questioning their integrity.

    This attitude has struck a nerve with me because of some interviewers I had at the end of my undergrad. One had the audacity to hand me a drug test package on the way into the on-campus interview - I dropped it in the trash on the way out. Not to say that I use drugs - far from it, but if you want me to pee in the cup, you better have a job offer for me, and I better like it enough to overlook your questioning of my integrity.

    You strike me as one of those people that started their own company for the thrill of "being in charge" and hey - that's great, as long as you never intend to build a product larger than a website. With this as your business model, you should never expect to acquire or retain top talent. You would have lost me long before the end of your process.

    You have to remember that it isn't a blessing or privilege for the upper part of the market to work for you, only the bottom part.

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  429. the value lies in the HR department by cavtroop · · Score: 1
    for me (I am not currently certified in anything. Certifiable, yes), it lies in gaining access to the actual hiring manager. I don't have a formal college education. HR types that see a cert on my resume are more likely to pass my resume onto the actual hiring manager. Or, some resume database will see the cert, and pass it on.

    I have no problem landing a job, once I get to meet the hiring manager. I have the skills, and the experience. The problem for me is getting past the HR drones and automated systems, that don't know a good resume from a bad one, and only screen based on education and certs.

    1. Re:the value lies in the HR department by sguine · · Score: 3, Insightful

      That may once have been true, but many HR departments are populated with technology professionals, who can filter resumes and get them to the right hiring manager. Certifications, IMHO, should be used to gauge against what is actually on the resume. If there is a certification on the resume and no actual experience, then that resume does not get the same treatment as the resume that illustrates experience in a particular technical skill. Believe it or not, recruiters like me are reading the resumes and not only looking at the certifications and buzzwords. I look for experience by project first. There are times when I have talked a manager into seeing a candidate that only wanted to see CISCO people. He hired the Nortel candidate. It's all a matter of knowing the manager's hiring needs and understanding the technical environment.

  430. experience/knowledge is everything by NynexNinja · · Score: 1

    In this industry, no one cares about degrees or certifications. If you cant answer simple questions on a 30 second phone interview, you're not going to last the rest of the five minutes. The bottom line is do you have experience with x,x,z? When stuff breaks, are you going to be able to fix it fast? When problems happen, are you going to be able to engineer the most efficient, robust, stable, fault tolerant solution? These things have nothing to do with a PhD in computer science.

  431. Database hiring by Eminence · · Score: 2, Interesting
    It's an effect of what I call "database hiring". As a human resource you are being chosen more or less like any other commodity using IT systems. In these a HR droid choses the parameters he desires the resource to have and runs a query on the resume database. You are more likely to be in the output the HR droid gets if you can click more fields while submitting your resume. More certs -> more fields -> more chances of getting through.

    Thank god networking stil works and even sites like LinkedIn exist, especially for those of us who have the rare ability of being able to learn practically anything without a need for institutionalized tuition.

  432. Re: Certified Idiots by ducman · · Score: 1

    I think you're right. Further, I think many tech managers are starting to realize that the "Certified Idiots" they've been getting aren't as good as the non-certified guys, so I think they're paying less attention to certifications than they used to.

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  433. Re:There is no point unless... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    While it is unusual to discriminate someone for a redeeming quality it is not unheard of. A recent discrimination case was brought against Merill Lynch for refusing to hire Yale graduates, as the hiring manager was a Harvard graduate.

    I can see where you might have a case if you can prove that the degree is a "redeeming quality." This person, however, never said they refused to hire anyone with a cert, they just said it was a strike against them. Also, they justified it as an indication that the candidate was unsuitable for the job because they wasted their time with useless bureaucracy. That may be an opinion that many people do not share, but it is just as valid as saying you prefer not to hire candidates from a particular school because you think their programs teach non-productive material. That is not to say that you would refuse to hire anyone from that school, merely that you don't think they are likely to be qualified. I'd be willing to bet that the case you mentioned earlier involved a person who either refused everyone from Yale without considering their other qualifications or refused to hire anyone from Yale, because they had gone to Yale, not because of how that qualified them for their job.

  434. Re:There is no point unless... by ellem · · Score: 1

    it's not illegal... it's actionable.

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  435. Re:There is no point unless... by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    Although this thread is starting to get personal, let me take this back just a bit...

    I agree that one's possession of a cert is not a valid reason to choose a candidate. But I disagree with some of the tone that I'm reading here toward individuals who do happen to have them, for whatever reason. Clearly, from the response here, there's some animosity towards individuals who can "afford" it or that they're "lucky" in some way. Regarding the tone, although it hasn't been specifically stated that certs are bad, that's the implication. There also appears to be a misconception about individuals who have certs feeling that individuals who don't are lesser people.

    From my personal perspective, folks that I work with earn my respect. I don't give it to them because they have a cert or don't have a cert. One of my best mentors was a second level manager above me and he had no degree. He just didn't believe he needed it, and knowing him for as long as I have I agree with his assertion. Does my having a master's degree or certification mean he was a lesser individual? No. In fact, that didn't even play a role in our relationship. Ever.

    So, taking this back down a level... I'm still paying for my education, and the only way I would consider myself lucky regarding that education is that I have an income that can afford to pay for it. But I earned my place within my industry. No luck about it.

    /gam/

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  436. My Opinion by Drunnells · · Score: 1

    I have recently taken (and passed) certification exams for Zend PHP, MySQL Core, and LPI Linux 1. I work with these technologies every day and studied for these tests. Some of the questions were pretty difficult, and some were fairly easy. I think that anyone who has passed these tests does possess a least a minimum amount of knowledge about these subjects. Anyone can say they know something on a resume, but if you can prove you know at least a minimum before you are even interviewed... in my opinion that can only help when job hunting. And if your current employer pays for it, why not get certified for your resume's sake? But if your just trying to impress your coworkers and others already in the industry, I doubt that certs will help you out much.

  437. Re:There is no point unless... by NixLuver · · Score: 1

    I would say that your CS class is atypical in the extreme. My company hires CS types to work in my department. I have been, on occasion, responsible for making them into useful employees. Very, very few have anything like the conceptual grasp of computer systems and associated arcana that the course you describe would require.

    Most of the CS degree holders I meet describe long hours of tedious study of useless (in the vast majority of computer related jobs) COBOL on ancient and limited systems. Some describe hours of Novell training (and not the cool new SUSE-based stuff, I mean bindery context and the like) or, even worse, a lot of M$ crap that's not relevent to enterprise level computing. People who look at me like I've grown another head when I tell them to shift something right two bits or similar low-level concept.

  438. Re:Taking the Java programmer certification test.. by tcopeland · · Score: 1

    > certifications for a language do not mean
    > you are a good developer, but if you really
    > are good they should be like icing on the
    > cake.

    Yup, nicely stated.

  439. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Illegal? IANAL, but I think the law prohibits discrimination based on race, color, gender, etc. I don't recall ever seeing that certifcation was a protected group.

  440. Certs required by vendors by ZorroIII · · Score: 2, Informative

    5. The shop is a partner of a vendor who requires a certain amount of certified people. Cisco Gold Partner, for example.

  441. FACT: No one can read your mind. by TheGrapeApe · · Score: 1

    How else is a potential employer going to realize that you have a given skill set?
    IT Certs are not a guarantee of knowledge, nor are they exclusive indicators of knowledge. A good employer will be willing to look beyond the certification- but at least that piece of paper gives them a little bit of validation from a trusted 3rd party.

    1. Re:FACT: No one can read your mind. by Demanufacture · · Score: 1

      I knew you were going to say that.

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  442. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I call bullshit on you. Certificates are really helpful when you get your employment through headhunters. They love them some certificates. Having said that, I thought I knew it all, or enough of it all anyways, until I got myself into some cert courses. Low and behold, I learned a whole bunch of helpful stuff that I didn't know before the courses. Worth the money? Probably not but the certs I got definitly got me my present job. Nothing wrong with being qualified AND certified.

    Wow, next time just keep the chip off your shoulder..the only thing you can knopw is that yu will never know it all nor enough as it always changes everyday...if you just did some general reading before you ever hit the cert courses you would have already known that you knew shit.

  443. Easy weedout by Spazmania · · Score: 4, Interesting

    When I hire for an Open Source guy, certifications are a red-flag for me. Unless you're very junior, the fact that you wasted space in your resume to tell me that you're certified in a dozen meaningless things tells me you're the wrong guy for the job.

    I just recently saw a resume with a bunch of certifications on page 1. He had a college degree... listed all the way on page 5. Roundfile. Goodbye.

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    1. Re:Easy weedout by Nailer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      You didn't specify what the certifications were. if was an LPI level 1, it means he knows that the 'tac' command is cat backwards.

      If it was an RHCE, it means he sat down on a machine that had 10 problems created on it, and was able to fix it with no other documentation other than that which comes with the distro.

      It also meant he took a machine from bare metal to running a bunch of network services, with a particular RAID/LVM configuration, LDAP/NIS accounts, disk quotas, etc. to meet 70% around 40 requirements. In 3 hours.

      Most Linux admins can't do that. Those that attempt to, on the RHCE exam, fail 32% of the time.

      It's a hard exam. It's a realistic one too. Your machine breaks, you fix it, Sometimes peoples fixes screw up their machines even more. Too bad. Many people fail it.

      I think the people that would fail it include both Cliff and you. Lots of people might know how to set up Apache HTTPD on BIND or whatever off the top of their head. Their knowledge though is focused: they have no idea how disk quotas, PAM, or LDAP, or the LVM works. A hard, realistic certification like the RHCE is proof the holder has passed a realitic test of a well rounded set of skills.

      Disclaimer: I teach RHCEs, but I'm not speaking on Red Hat's behalf here. And I paid for my RHCE becfore I worked for Red Hat.

    2. Re:Easy weedout by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      [The RHCE is] a hard exam. I think the people that would fail it include both Cliff and you.

      I'd probably finish with time to spare but that's beside the point.

      If you're that good, the rest of your resume will clue me in and the interview will clinch it. I don't need to see an RHCE to figure it out.

      The RHCE cert just tells me that:

      A) You were willing to spend a bunch of time and money, probably your employers rather than your own, just so that you could have a piece of paper.

      B) You successfully crammed knowledge for a bunch of technologies, half of which will be obsolete in three years.

      NIS is dead and if you produced a PAM+LDAP configuration the Red Hat Way then you learned how to do it badly. And of course it goes without saying that the test machines are Red Hat. Good luck solving the same set of problems on Debian or Solaris.

      Also, if you put your root partition on LVM then you're just asking for pain. I've watched folks screw this up, over and over again, and I've seen the same kind of thing with CCIE's and MCSE's. The vendor way is often wrong. I'd much rather see someone who figured it out for himself.

      Your cert skills are not like the knowledge you'd gain in a good CS degree program. They're not generally applicable computing principles that apply to anything, they're last year's focused knowledge on a moving target.

      I want people who can think for themselves.

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    3. Re:Easy weedout by Nailer · · Score: 1

      If you're that good, the rest of your resume will clue me in and the interview will clinch it.

      It's easier to get a friend you worked with to lie on a resume than it is to cheat a well designed practical exam.

      B) You successfully crammed knowledge for a bunch of technologies, half of which will be obsolete in three years.

      Not crammed, utilised. There's a difference. You can't cram for a practical exam: at least in the tradtional sense - rote knowledge won't help, practical knowledge will. Very few people cram for all apsects of the RHCE. Most people who try fail. People study the areas they don't know.

      So which, out of the following technologies I learnt when, has been obsoleted recently?

      Apache HTTPd
      BIND
      Samba
      Postfix (I considered Sendmail obsolete when I studied it, and I was glad to have the opportunity to test my skills with Postfix instead - but others with major Sendmail deployments would disagree).
      vsftpd
      NFS
      Quotas
      Grub
      PAM

      Go on, justify your opinion. Tell me which ones.
      Again, I'd consider NIS obsolete when I studied it three years ago, but people nevertheless still use it today. The fact you seem to think it's dead is indicate of a lack of experience in conservative (read: large) environments.

      If you produced a PAM+LDAP configuration the Red Hat Way then you learned how to do it badly.

      Why? If you have an opinion, justify it technically when you make it. It makes you look like a grown up.

      Red Hat are futher ahead of most distros when it comes to security, they're the first with a firewall enabled by default, the first with a DAC system, and the first to Kerberize every major service. Correct me if I'm wrong.

      And of course it goes without saying that the test machines are Red Hat. Good luck solving the same set of problems on Debian or Solaris.

      Or Windows, or MacOS System 7. Yes, Solaris is another OS. It doesn't subscribe to the LSB, but merely a few System V and POSIX standards. Some RHCE tested skills would transfer to Solaris, but clearly not all. Teaching a lowest common denominator course would be stupid. We're aiming to teach RHEL, not Solaris. Most of our customers are moving from Solaris to RHEL. Others never have and never will use Solaris. Why put ifdefs in our courseware? Why not show how to do one thing well, rather than a few things badly? Why teach 2 init systems, one for Linux and Solaris.

      Debian subscribes to the LSB. PAM, Quotas, Postfix, Samba, Linux NFS, etc. skills are all portable to Debian. But again, we're teaching RHEL. Not Debian. The LSB isn't comprehensive enough to make different Linux distributions not be fundamentally different.

      Also, if you put your root partition on LVM then you're just asking for pain. I've watched folks screw this up, over and over again

      Maybe they should learn how the LVM works. And have someone break it. And see if they can fix it. That'd be an accurate test of how well they can work with it.

      The vendor way is often wrong.

      Again, you haven't given any technical reasons why methods taught in Red Hat's classes are wrong, and I can't take you seriously until you do.

      I'd much rather see someone who figured it out for himself.

      I wouldn't. It's better to learn from a hundred thousand other people rather than one. I figured out Linux myself. But when I sat down and did some training I found quite a few gaps in my knowledge. And I see the same thing in classes. People know what they use, and what they've played with. They know what works, but not the best way to do things.
      - These guys disable SELinux because they don't understand it.
      - These guys partition servers really granularly not because they're putting the most accessed files on the fastest disks, but because of things that should be solved using disk quotas, but they don't know how disk quotas work
      - These guys make world writable directories everywhere because they don'

    4. Re:Easy weedout by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      easier to get a friend you worked with to lie on a resume

      This isn't high school. If you don't know the material you claim it becomes real obvious real fast. You might be able to fool me, maybe, but you can't fool the computer when the time comes to do your work.

      Again, I'd consider NIS obsolete when I studied it three years ago, but people nevertheless still use it today. The fact you seem to think it's dead is indicate of a lack of experience in conservative (read: large) environments.

      Yeah, just like like people still use Cobol and Fortran. But hey, you're right: I work for a tiny organization, only 7,000 employees.

      Red Hat are futher ahead of most distros when it comes to security, they're the first with a firewall enabled by default, the first with a DAC system, and the first to Kerberize every major service. Correct me if I'm wrong.

      Okay, you're wrong. During the past five years, the number of security incidents per installed server has been lower for Debian, Slackware and FreeBSD among others.

      But this is an attempt at a straw-man argument. The topic isn't selecting a secure distro, its selecting competent staff. Lets get back to it, shall we?

      Teaching a lowest common denominator course would be stupid. We're aiming to teach RHEL, not Solaris.

      I could not have given a better reason for discounting the Red Hat cert if I tried. I'm not interested in hiring a Red Hat Administrator. I'm not even interested in hiring a Linux Administrator. I'm interested in hiring a System Administrator with skill in a broad range of systems, including Linux.

      What you characterize as "teaching a lowest common denominator" I see as "teaching the fundamentals." Someone well grounded in the fundamentals is vastly more useful to me than a Red Hat specialist -- he comes in ready to learn our system while the specialist wants to change everything to match how he was trained.

      Maybe they should learn how the LVM works.

      Maybe they should use a technology that's not so fragile. But then, that wouldn't be the Red Hat Way. If we want stability, we should run Debian on our servers. Oh wait, we do.

      They know what works, but not the best way to do things. Have you ever noticed that?

      Frequently. In fact, the staff I hired based on their certifications often coughed up the vendor solution without any consideration for whether it was the best or even applicable to the current situation. It rarely was. That's why I don't hire them any more.

      After all, where are you going to get training in, lets say, how to make a Linux box check passwords against a Domino LDAP server? You're not. In fact, the pam-ldap modules available with Red Hat can't get the job done. Give up? Hell no. A 100 line program from someone who understands the fundamentals of PAM and LDAP is all it takes.

      That's what I need from my sysadmin staff, and that's why I don't hire cert-mongers.

      So setting up servers is a good test of whether they can setup servers. Agreed?

      Only if you're asking them to set up an environment that you didn't just get through training them how to set up. Otherwise its just a test of how well they can follow instructions.

      After all, in the real world you're not asking them to set up a machine that's exactly like the last 50. If it was just like the last 50, you'd play out a tarball in the background while doing other work.

      Or hell, maybe you wouldn't. Maybe you'd break out the install CD's and spend half a day tweaking. But if you wasted time like that, you wouldn't last long working for me.

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    5. Re:Easy weedout by Nailer · · Score: 1

      >> easier to get a friend you worked with to lie on a resume

      > This isn't high school. If you don't know the material you claim it becomes real obvious real fast.

      Er, people don't use references to show off knowledge, they use it to show off experience. And people can indeed be easily fooled about experience. A certification is proof that you passed a test: whether that test provided the skills needed for the role if up to the employer to decide. It's easier to verify than experience.

      > You might be able to fool me, maybe, but you can't fool the computer when the time comes to do your work.

      What you've said is true, but by the time you realize they've been boasting about their credentials, you've hired them.

      So maybe do some testing as part of your interview process? Sure, but do you think it would be more comprehensive than a practical exam?

      >> Again, I'd consider NIS obsolete when I studied it three years ago, but people nevertheless still use it today. The fact you seem to think it's dead is indicate of a lack of experience in conservative (read: large) environments.

      > Yeah, just like like people still use Cobol and Fortran.

      No, NIS is a lot more popular. Alas. More like Sendmail. Like you I wish it'd go away, but we're training people for the real world. not an idealized technical heaven. I wish people used PKI rather than Kerberos, which I don't consider secure. But they do, and they need to know how.

      > But hey, you're right: I work for a tiny organization, only 7,000 employees.

      One organization doesn't represent a sufficient sample size. You know how your environment works, perhaps very well.

      >> Red Hat are futher ahead of most distros when it comes to security, they're the first with a firewall enabled by default, the first with a DAC system, and the first to Kerberize every major service. Correct me if I'm wrong.

      > Okay, you're wrong. During the past five years, the number of security incidents per installed server has been lower for Debian, Slackware and FreeBSD among others.

      According to whom? And you're counting the number of security incidents - which I assume you mean as intrusions, rather than its proper meaning, events - which is meaningless. Perhaps you mean patches? In that case, you should probably be using Windows, which has lesss patches released for it than most Linux distros.

      > But this is an attempt at a straw-man argument. The topic isn't selecting a secure distro, its selecting competent staff. Lets get back to it, shall we?

      Sure, I only reponded to some out-of-band criticism of Red Hat. To finish off the topic, though, you need to tell me what the problem is with their recommended LDAP setup.

      >> Teaching a lowest common denominator course would be stupid. We're aiming to teach RHEL, not Solaris.

      > I could not have given a better reason for discounting the Red Hat cert if I tried. I'm not interested in hiring a Red Hat Administrator. I'm not even interested in hiring a Linux Administrator. I'm interested in hiring a System Administrator with skill in a broad range of systems, including Linux.

      Do you really think one certification could measure all those things? If so, I'm very surprised. If not, then why criticise Red Hat for focusing on Red Hat?

      > What you characterize as "teaching a lowest common denominator" I see as "teaching the fundamentals." Someone well grounded in the fundamentals is vastly more useful to me than a Red Hat specialist -- he comes in ready to learn our system while the specialist wants to change everything to match how he was trained.

      Many organizations don't want to hire people to learn, they want to hire people to administer systems. Immediately. That said, passing the RHCE exam is indicative on ab ability to learn - not just rote facts like an MCSE exam, but actually apply that knowledge to a real system.

      > Maybe they should use a technology that's not so fragile. But

    6. Re:Easy weedout by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I wouldn't work for you, you'd work for me.

      Now how would that possibly happen? You're looking for RHCE's and I don't have one. Thanks for the vote of confidence though. ;)

      It seems pretty clear that you have a very limited range of experience.

      Okaaay, I think this discussion has pretty well run its course but there are a couple points I'll still respond to:

      by the time you realize they've been boasting about their credentials, you've hired them.

      This is why organizations often have a trial period for new employees. Perhaps in your wide range of experience you've heard of the concept.

      I think your problems with the LVM, for example, and due to your own LVM misconfiguration.

      That's a little like saying the Challenger and Columbia disasters were due to manufacturing errors. Of course they were. But you'll waste your time trying to fix them at that level. The correct answer is that you add greater tolerance to the design so that minor manufacturing errors can't have such a severe impact.

      LVM on root is brittle. Minor mistakes break it so that the system won't boot. It proves far more effective to simply not use it that way.

      We're talking about system administrators, not developers.

      I suppose this is where our experience diverges the most. I see writing glue code as a major part of the sysadmin's job. In case you don't get the reference, those are short programs that get one system to talk to another. Any candidate who can't do it is unqualified.

      I don't pay people to repetitively perform tasks they could automate. I hire folks who can handle it. The result is a no-excuses system that by and large does what the customers want.

      At least my boss tells me that's why I still get paid. ;)

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    7. Re:Easy weedout by Nailer · · Score: 1

      If I was looking for a Red Hat or general Linux system administrator, I'd look for evidence of Red Hat or general Linux skills. Which would include certifications I think are relevant, but also relevant experience, personal style, and other criteria. I am certainly not exclusively looking for RHCEs, I'm looking for someone with skills.

      >>It seems pretty clear that you have a very limited range of experience.

      >Okaaay, I think this discussion has pretty well run its course but there are a couple points I'll still respond to:

      You've made a lot of statements that indicate that you're not familiar with large, conservative organizations. You haven't stated why you think a vendor with a few hundred thousand clients gives inferior technical advice than some random website. You still haven't responded with any techical justification for your LDAP claim - strong opinions without technical backing are another indication that you don't have much experierience in justifying your opinions and actions, again which makes me think you don't have a diverse range of experience in large organizations.

      >>by the time you realize they've been boasting about their credentials, you've hired them.

      >This is why organizations often have a trial period for new employees. Perhaps in your wide range of experience you've heard of the concept.

      So you'd rather ignore skills proven by certification tests, hire someone for a trial period, pay them, fire them, and re-hire?

      > LVM on root is brittle.

      Again, I think this depends on the training. If something snaps in half, it might not be brittle, it might just have had sufficient force applied.

      I suppose this is where our experience diverges the most. I see writing glue code as a major part of the sysadmin's job.

      I know what glue code is. I don't consider a custom pam module to be it, though. You'll get better results by hiring a developer rather than a system administrator. And you'll get better system administrators by hiring someone that doesn't try and be a developer.

      >I don't pay people to repetitively perform tasks they could automate.

      Yeah, same here. So, as I asked before, in your systems rollout example, do you think training on how to do that could be useful?

    8. Re:Easy weedout by Spazmania · · Score: 1

      I'm looking for someone with skills.

      And I'm looking for someone with talent. They can learn any missing skills if they have the talent.

      You've made a lot of statements that indicate that you're not familiar with large, conservative organizations.

      I admit it: I'm only familiar with large progressive organizations. :) If you want to work in a conservative organization you should get your advice from someone else. Perhaps a Minesweeper Consul.. er.. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer.

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    9. Re:Easy weedout by Nailer · · Score: 1

      Cool. You train people with the cpaacity to learn. I employ people who can work straight away and have already demonstrated a capacity to learn.

      If you want to work in a conservative organization you should get your advice from someone else. Perhaps a Minesweeper Consul.. er.. Microsoft Certified Systems Engineer.

      Perhaps you should consider a career in comedy.

  444. Re:There is no point unless... by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    A bit extreme, no? I hope I never run into someone as arrogant as you in the work field,.....

    Luckily, all you have to do in this guy's case is put a cert on your resume and walla! Anyways, arrogance is just ignorance being mean.

    /gam/

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  445. More certs or a Masters degree? by modi123 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I am not so sure about certs - I never saw the point, but as it sits right now I am wondering if my four year university degree was worth the student loans!

    I graduated with a Comp. Sci. BS from a Nebraska university two years ago, and I am barely at where I want to go. At the time: excelled at the classes I took (mainly programming c++, java, cobol, and perl), went out and obtained a side minor of Native American studies, and was planning on going to grad school for AI and complex adaptive agents. Due to financing I opted to not go massively in debt for my masters or PhD, and started to move up in the company I worked for. I worked up to a managerial level in a call center, then hopped the wall to our software testing team. Another guy and myself are the only two in the department of 40ish people that have IT degrees. I took the job in hopes of bouncing to the programming department, but I still had to stop and meekly say "Ouch!" at the prospects. I wonder if it was worth the four years of university to be where I am or could I have just gone and snatched up a bunch of certs and a two year technical degree. Would I be in a different boat or just the same situation two years earlier?

    The new dilemma is to peruse a masters degree or get another BS through a technical college in a year or so in "computer information systems technology" (read: programming specific). Would anyone care to comment on the use of a masters' degree over another BS or a barrel full of certs?

    1. Re:More certs or a Masters degree? by Demerara · · Score: 1

      I face a similar dilemma. While I'd much prefer to take a selection of the better certifications (SANS, GIAC and several others), the reality of my professional life is that, until I get an MSc in CS/IT, many doors are closed to me. This is not speculation - I am occasionally asked to do a certain job by the person running the project/mission but the HR people look at my National Diploma (three year full time course at an Irish University, 1983) and say "sorry, we require minimum post-graduate degree". My almost 20 years in the industry is not considered at all.

      So, I'm about to sign up for an online MSc from a reputable university. Two years of solid work should make my career prospects quite rosy.

      Unless, of course, I behave like I did while an undergraduate...

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    2. Re:More certs or a Masters degree? by russotto · · Score: 1

      Most likely, another BS in a similar field is going to mean nothing. It's been years since I ran into a job where a CS masters was desired, but IMO the higher level degree has to mean more than a CIS degree when you already have a CS.

    3. Re:More certs or a Masters degree? by dghcasp · · Score: 1
      I don't know you or your situation, but jumping a wall from test engineering to development shouldn't be hard with a bachelor's degree. Or just skipping the wall, going out the door, and starting somewhere else.

      In many cases, the confidence to just do something and make it work is worth more than the paper that says you could do it. Unless you're a doctor, that is...

      OBDisclaimer: Pot, Kettle, Black. I have two degrees myself. But in my experience, many employers look at degrees (or certs, to keep this on topic) as an extra level of confidence that your accomplishments weren't just luck or snowing incometent bosses.

  446. CWNE by craenor · · Score: 1

    At the risk of sounding like a fanboy. I have to say that I have been very impressed with the CWNE certifications from Planet3 Wireless. I'm a CWNA (Certified Wireless Network Administrator) and a CWNT (Certified Wireless Network Trainer). I am looking very forward to getting a CWSP (Certified Wireless Security Professional).

    http://www.cwne.com/

  447. Cert vs Knowledge by 1251 · · Score: 0

    In an ideal world, everyone with a certification or degree would demonstrate that they have the knowledge conveyed by their respective paperwork. Unfortunately, this is not always the case. For example, my father has a degree in CIS. I don't, nor do I have any certifications. However, where he knows one particular aspect of computer systems and IT, I'm much more broad in my experience. Don't even ask him to build or repair a PC. I'm not saying that anyone with a degree or certification has less knowledge than someone with only hands-on experience, or that people with only hands-on are better qualified. There are many of either camp that definitely shoot that to hell. Rather, all I'm trying to say is that too much emphasis on expensive pieces is pointless. Who would you rather have design security software, an 18 year old kid in high school who's able to hack into servers or wrote a major virus, or a multi-degreed, certified professional who's still trying to figure out how the kid did it?

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  448. Re:There is no point unless... by Stupendoussteve · · Score: 0

    I would suggest that you possibly use correct punctuation, it might make you seem older than a High School graduate/Sophomore (whichever you prefer, really).

    Keep in mind, Starbucks does not count as an office, or an IT job.

  449. Random thoughts - from thinking about this for age by daveb · · Score: 1
    some random thoughts on this issue:
    1. certs are just one element on a CV. All elements need considered (including the cert)
    2. Any employer that hires someone JUST because they have a Cert (or degree) is an idiot that deserves what they get
    3. Any employer who refuses to hire someone BECAUSE they have a cert is an idiot and deserves what they get
    4. People who globally discount the value of certificates never have any themselves. They don't know what they are discounting
    5. Some people with certificates are crap with the technology
    6. Some people with certificates are absolute god-sends and fantastic to work-with/employ
    7. Some people without certificates are absolutly crap with the technology
    8. Some people without certificates are absolute god-sends and fantastic to work-with/employ
    9. Certificates take effort. It is impossible to pass a certificate in an area that is new to you without doing substantial work.
    10. Someone highly experienced in an area might be able to pass a cert with little effort - but the effort was already applied gaining the experience.
    11. It is possible to gain a cert by rote memorising a large battery of questions - without truely understanding. People that cheat in this way cheat at everything including their workplace - avoid such people, do not BE such people
    12. Some people use certs to validate to themselves that they've achieved a milestone in their learning. These people ensure they actually LEARN the stuff - hire thesepeople, try to work alongside these people, BE these people.
    13. Certs generally validate or accredite product knowledge - that's a good thing (but you may need more)
    14. All certs expire (including degrees). Just because the bit of paper doesn't have an expriy date on it doesn't mean that the holder still remembers the material.
    15. Some certs are trivial and only validate knowledge that someone should know in their first year
    16. Validating that you know the basics is important (If someone can't pass A+ in their first year working as desktop support thenI don't want them)
    17. Some certs are up there with a PhD - rarely but they exist. CCIE is about as easy to get as a PhD - neither are impossible, both take years of study and experience
    So - what I mean is, consider certs in their place. They do have a place, but they are not the be-all-and-end-all of a hiring decision, neither should they be discounted out of hand.
  450. Re:There is no point unless... by SkarTisu · · Score: 1

    The last time I heard, there was no US Labor Department Law that outlawed prejudice based on the presence or absence of IT certifications.....

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  451. Re:There is no point unless... by E+Galois · · Score: 1

    I believe the EEOC only prohibits discrimination based on age, sex, race, national origin, disability, creed or religion (the so-called "protected classes").

    Last time I checked, IT cert'ed as well as Yale degreed individuals do not comprise "protected classes" - hence, discrimination in hiring based on these criteria is not illegal per se under EEO law.

    "A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B." -- "Fats" Domino

  452. There is no perfect system to convey knowledge by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In the end, I see the objective as being able to hire the right person for the job and pay them what they are worth. So here's my spin on it...

    I've got some certs in various areas: OS's, hardware, University degree, etc. To some extent they all have helped me but sometimes I have been disappointed in the exams' ability to figure out if I'm "certifiable." The fact is you always get out what you put in. I know useless people with and without certs, as well as great people with and without certs.

    I'm now involved in interviewing people for technical consulting positions and have a few tricks to weed out the "fakers" as I like to call them.

    1- Ask them technical questions in the field there being hired for. I start with simple stuff like "What command, util, or tool would you use to do XYZ? Be technical." and slowly get more difficult. You would be amazed at how many interview end after the first few easy questions!

    2- Then I go high-level. "On your resume, you said you personally did XYZ. What were the broad technical steps to acheive it?" You would be amazed at how many applicants admit that they were on a team of people doing XYZ and they didn't really do that part.

    3- Compare the project time lines to the size of the project and inquire. "Really, you did a datacentre OS upgrade all by yourself in a month. How many servers were upgraded?" If the timeline is too short warning bells go off. If it seems really long, I ask for reasons or issues.

    4- Buzz words on the resume. I never met a really technical person that put ITIL under the heading of technical certification, because it is management cert, not a technical one. Sometimes the buzz words just stick out and give the wrong vibe. Geeks aren't always good at marketing so I don't reject quirky resume's that often feel geeky as opposed to the ones that look polished by a marketing expert. But i look for people that can learn to present themselves with more professionalism.

    5- I look for people that will get along with the successful technical members on my team. It would seem that people with a certain level of integrity and skill seem to bond quickly with others that are similar. I try to get at least three of my top people in the interview with me, at least for 10 minutes.

    If the person is right for the job, certified or not, I'll hire him/her and pay for the certs. As a consulting company, our clients expect that (unfortuantely). Sometimes I get a real superstar that can sell himself to client's without the certs. Unfortunately, their resume's still can't be used on Governement Request for Proposals where certs are in the list of mandatories. In that case, we help the individual get certified if time permits.

    As for determining salary, the best way I've found is to hire the person as a contractor to test the waters. Hey, manybe they won't like working for us! It seems a win-win. Based on the job, I can then make an informed offer.

    It isn't a perfect system but as long as my clients stay happy, I can live with it.

    Still, the whole cert thing is a pain in the butt.

  453. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    although it hasn't been specifically stated that certs are bad, that's the implication


    I didn't intend to make any inference that certifcation is bad, and if that implication came across I am sorry.

    All I am trying to say is, don't reject an interviewee just because they don't have the qualifications that another interviewee has.

    If you'll bear with me on my inference - it only promotes those who can afford certification to be able to get these vacancies. How can I afford to get these qualifications if I am not given the opportunity to afford them?

    As for being able to take qualifications at work, why would any employer wish to send me on a course that would just serve as a piece of paper, and wouldn't learn from?


    But I earned my place within my industry. No luck about it.


    If you are fully willing to believe that you've got where you are purely because of how much you have worked, sorry, but in my eyes, this makes you extremely arrogant. Just consider how unfortuate other people are who can't pay for their education, or get an income to even start one.

    Dug
  454. pointy haired bosses by astonishedelf · · Score: 0

    IT is just one component in any business. If managers needed to acquire every skillset essential for running a business, no business would ever get started up. Certification indicates a minimum level of knowledge and nothing more. It is impossible to know how good someone is until they've done the job for some time. Unfortunately, a working BS detector has not yet been invented and BS artists sometimes slip through the net. Industry standard wages are a fact of life for everyone including pointy haired bosses - live with it. Everyone's chances of being promoted to management are slim. You confuse intelligence with having the appropriate skillset. Identify what skills managers need and make a serious attempt to acquire them. New technologies are always a huge risk. Unless innovation brings a huge advantage, it makes more sense to seek incremental advantages that bring minimal risk. It took a long time for guns to overtake bows and crossbows in the ranged weapon stake. Even then, other factors such as terrain may nullify any advantage they offer.

  455. My Experience with my Cert by DavidD_CA · · Score: 1

    I have a small (ie: just me) consulting company and I made the effort to get my MCP and MOUS certification.

    I'll be the first to tell you that it doesn't take a genious to pass the tests. And I'll also say that there are plenty of non-certified people out there that are great at computers.

    For me, it all comes down to marketing.

    Whenever I'm at a mixer or tradeshow or something, and I'm wearing my Microsoft Certified shirt, people see it and ask questions. Those questions turn into leads, which turn into clients.

    The MS logo is a widely recognized one, and having it on your business card, stationery, website, or even your shirt, is a great marketing tool. It adds a lot of credibility to your typical small/med business owner.

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  456. What does the testing prove? by googly+eyes · · Score: 1

    As a person who suffers from learning disabilities, but who has been in the IT world a long time, I can say that I frown on the idea that is behind the certification tests.

    I can't take tests well, it's just the way I am, but that doesn't mean I don't know what I'm doing. The real world results of my work has proven that I can do the jobs I am asked to do.

    I also have decilned to participate in the tests, because it is quite obvious that a large portion of the process (and profit) was learning how to take the tests not whether or not you knew the materials.

    I was at a small consulting firm that started down the M$ certification pathway, and I still ended up knowing way more than almost all of the consultants who took the tests, even though I was the only one who refused to take them.

    So in the end, I'm sure I could have made more money if I had played the "certification" game, but it was not worth the stress the testing would have caused me.

    That said, I whole heartedly endorse training, hands on classes, and learning in general, just leave the "certification" testing out of it.

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    1. Re:What does the testing prove? by windowpain · · Score: 1

      I think it's pretty ironic that someone who "suffers from learning disabilities" is a better writer than 95% of slashdotters.

      I'd hire you man.

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  457. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous+Crowhead · · Score: 1

    The fact that you don't know how to spell irritate irates me.

    That's fine with me. However, if you were to ever see my resume, get an email from me or read anything I write for work, you can be damned sure there won't be a misspelling (or grammatical error) on it.

    On Slashdot, I don't really care enough to proof what I write. I don't care about spelling and grammar of other posters either. In fact, the only spelling and grammar that I do care about, is that of the "editors". I'd be seriously embarrassed if I were any one of them. At work I take people to task for such mistakes, I don't care who they are. I've sent email to my CEO deriding him for grammatical errors.

    There's no place for shit when you are representing your business. On Slashdot, you represent nothing, especially when you have nicknames like "Anonymous Crowhead".

  458. Aren't worth the paper they are printed on by GuyverDH · · Score: 2, Insightful

    *jumping on my soapbox*

    Certifications were developed by a marketer.
    Someone in marketing thought to themselves, "Hmmmm, how can I make more money for the company?". Then a light-bulb went off - let's create "Certifications", but let's not bother verifying identities of those taking the tests, or whether or not they *reallY* know the materials. As long as they pay us, we'll throw some bullshit material at them, and as long as they memorize what we wrote (regardless of accuracy or applicability to real world configurations), we'll pass them.

    Thus the certifcation craze was born.

    I have yet to meet a single individual who has been certified in anything who actually knew the actual workings of the material they were certified for.

    Don't even get me started into the arguments that I've had when it came to installing systems.
    I finally had to get 2 identical systems, with identical software products, and told the individual to do their install their way, and that I'd do mine, my way.

    Not only was i done with mine in a fraction of the time it took the *CERTIFIED* individual to set it up, mine was the only one that worked. Our network security group wouldn't even allow the other box onto our network because it was full of security holes.

    I personally am 100% self taught, over a 20 year period. Information that I haven't used in years, still sits ready, and available for use. Mostly because I learned it (and most everything else) the hard way. Once you've learned something that way, it doesn't just go away.

    *standing down*

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  459. The Geek Commandments by Alien54 · · Score: 1
    Should we certify morals?

    Actually, this is done to some degree via reputation. On the other hand, some leaders whom you would think are moral sometimes fail to meet their own standards. (NB Pat Robertson controversy re: assasination)

    Probably, a good test would be to see if they even have their own set of internally consistent rules. A good test would be to make each tech write down his or her version of the Geek Commandments. What are the guiding principles they follow when they do a job? Or does the fact of merely asking the question freak them out? Or do you see them standing there with the "Deer in Headlights" (TM) look?

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  460. Re:There is no point unless... by Necrotica · · Score: 1

    Not the only shining light, I too find my CISSP certification useful.

    Not trying to troll, but even your CISSP certification didn't give you the in-depth know-how on how to protect your web server from being spammed. Read the comments in your Advice column to see what I mean.

    What would your clients say about that? That your CISSP certification was meaningless or you just have "paper knowledge"? This just because a perfect example as to why certification can be questionable...

  461. I sure agree that certification != knowledge by UberXY · · Score: 1

    About 15 years ago my boss needed at Novell CNE on the payroll to win some contract he was after. He gave me a day off a week to study the practice tests. A month later I had a shiney new CNE certificate, but I could hardly set up a print server. I am great at taking tests. MSIE looks not too bad but fortunately the dot com era allowed me to retired from the BS IT biz.

  462. Summa by SayBee · · Score: 0

    I'm reasonably confident that a Summa graduate in CompSci from a decent university can learn just about anything in IT.

    I doubt the same can be said for all those with a bunch of IT certifications.

  463. Not more valuable employees by infonography · · Score: 1
    What we get is a load of paper saying that the pimp has proof that the guy they sent over is gonna work out. This works out for somebody who is 5+ steps away from the problem like a CFO, but on the downside will always be that you can set them down in front of say a Sun Keyboard and watch them hunt and peck before they figure out the ON button. They got their Sun I and II certs and the pimp from Taos Mountain is swearing they can walk on water to your boss. Meanwhile you watch them try and format C: on a SUN box.

    When asked about my certifications I say ' I was Certified 100% All Beef, a few years back but that has since lapsed.

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    1. Re:Not more valuable employees by blastard · · Score: 1

      You got it!

      I used to laugh at a Microsoft poster showing some guy who looked like a middle-management drone saying something to the effect of. '90% of hiring managers find Microsoft certification helpful in the making hiring decisions.'

      I felt like scribbling, "and the other 10% realise they are totally worthless."

      If you parse the former statement, you'll realise they are not saying managers won't hire someone without certification, just that it was "helpful." In fact, they way it was worded made me suspicious as to what the question was that they submitted to these "hiring managers." Anyone who has looked at how survey can be manipulated know that the wording of a question can have a serious influence on the results. This survey could have even had the 0 - 5 range of answers, with only 0 counting as "not at all helpful." If that was the case, then 10% of hiring managers choosing that option is significant.

      Back in the tech boom I know of non-techies that went and got MCSEs. I personally worked with someone who got their MCSE from a certification mill. Nice enough guy, but he didn't know squat about configuring systems.

    2. Re:Not more valuable employees by Grayputer · · Score: 1

      OK, I'm not a CFO but I am a CTO and I'll tell you why the CxO group likes certs. The clients require it (indirectly). First let me say, I personally do not find certs useful. They do not actually tell me that 'the guy' can do the job. I prefer the interview process to weed out the deadwood. However ...

      When a contract goes out to bid and a company replies, in many cases CV's of the potential staff are required or at least requested. Bottom line, a staff with no certs and no degrees does not 'paper stack' against a company with lots of certs. Result, no contract, net result, no company over time.

      So for the small company CxO, the client requirements drive the bus. Government contracts frequently require CVs unless you are 'known'. Large fortune 100 contracts frequently use CVs or corporate rep to weed out the list at first pass to the first 'short list'. So you want on the short list to get to talk to a human, have the certs.

      Large companys have come to rely on the certs as the first pass weeding process. Now lot's of large consulting companies pay for certs so they have staff that passes the checklist test (feeding the cycle). Small companies do not always have the cash, they tend to hire certs (let the big boys or the employee pay) or not play in that space. The game is not likely to stop, too entrenched and the vendors are feeding the lions more certs everyday.

      Just my opinion of the issue, YMMV as they say. Or put another way, "I'm a CxO, what to hell do I know about anything".

    3. Re:Not more valuable employees by poolmeister · · Score: 1

      I totally agree...

      I have found certification invaluable, not because of the training it provides (I can always train myself) but they quickly show the non-technical recruitment agents/HR staff when they receive your CV that you have some commitment to your career by gaining industry qualifications.

      To those guys, if you have the relevant experience and the right 'XYZ' certification listed on the job spec, you're past the first hurdle.
      If your certification surpases the job spec, then you'll either be past the second hurdle or maybe they'll wonder why you're not applying for a better/higher paid job.

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  464. It's only a third of what you need... by EvilNight · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The "point" of certifications is the same as the point of work experience, references, college degrees, military experience, eagle scout badges or just about any damn merit-based reward you can think of... to sell your image to the people deciding who gets the interviews.

    Sure, you need some relevant certifications. You also need a college degree. Hey, and work experience, a couple of years at least. Having all three of those things on your resume is the only way you can reasonably assume it'll have a chance.

    None of these are perfect, all are fallible, and there is no magic bullet. Really, the closet thing to a magic bullet here is knowing someone who knows someone who is looking for someone to fill a position. It's networking. A list of IT professionals with whom you have worked in the past that have a good opinion of your skills is priceless when it comes time to look for jobs.

    The only way you can shortcut this process is if you can somehow land an interview with the team you'll be working with. This is hard to do at large companies, but often possible at smaller ones.

    There are bullshit certifications, degrees, work experiences, references, etc. If your boss can't tell the difference during an interview, frankly, there's no excuse for that and you shouldn't want to work for him in the first place.

    Typically it's the face to face with the new boss that sells him. Of course, if he's an idiot, that's another story. If he's an idiot, and you still take the job, well... you made your own bed on that one. Don't get to thinking interviews are one-sided.

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  465. Re:There is no point unless... by swelke · · Score: 1

    I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Let's forget for a a minute that that is illegal.


    How exactly is that illegal? If you're not allowed to discriminate between job applicants based on what is in their resume, then what exactly is the resume/hiring process for?

    If you've ever been through one of those harassment/prejucide/whatever training seminars, then you know that what's illegal is discrimination/prejudice against protected classes, like racial groups, gender, age, etc. I can almost guarantee (though I do not actually KNOW) that people being with/without certifications is not protected in this sense.

    In other words, learn a law.

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  466. Re:There is no point unless... by gamlidek · · Score: 1

    I can live with that, especially since you don't even know me or have any basis or reason to judge who I am or what I'm like.

    /gam/

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  467. Does it help depends on how you look at it... by jeffc128ca · · Score: 1

    I am Oracle certified and have talked to a lot of other people who went through various certification processes. Certifications do and don't matter depending on what your looking for.

    Some if the points in favour of certs;

    - CISCO certs are suppose to be the best for paty increases. Followed by Oracle and I think IBM is not getting into the game.

    - It shows you actually know something about the system your certified in. Which is better then some one who just says they are. HR people like that.

    - Some places require they have certified people running systems to be compliant with something, say for insurance liability purposes. An employer may get a better insurance rate if they have a certified DBA running there systems.

    - Good certification programs make you know something about the product. I took the Oracle exams and I learned more about that DB product then I could ever have hoped at work or on my own.

    - It's a good way to enter a field if you have no experience at it. Pass a Java certification and you can land an entry level java programmer position easier than with out it.

    The points against certifications;

    - Some certs don't seem to make a difference like some of the Microsoft ones (I am Excel certified! woop-ti-doo).

    - When I was doing my Oracle DBA cert, a co-worker was also doing it at the same time. She was an utter dolt who knew how to pass a test but was a total idiot in practical matters. Great she is certified but she is still a moron.

    - Experience is still a better indicator. People with cert's and no experience should not be put in intermediate or expert level positions. Stick to the entry level positions.

    - In some interviews I had recently during job hunts some places didn't give a crap about certification, others did. All depends on the hiring company.

    In short, they do help in getting your foot in the door and showing you are capable of something. They do not substitute for experience.

  468. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    A certification has exactly as much weight and proof-of-knowledge as a degree from the Grace L. Ferguson University and Storm Door company.

    So... my degree is no good now either... man, what a crappy day I'm having. BTW, any job openings?

  469. Re:There is no point unless... by swelke · · Score: 1

    The fact that you don't know how to spell irritate irates me.

    I know this was a joke, but is "irates" the verbed form of "irate"? If so, then you get back to the original statement (pretty much).

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  470. Re:There is no point unless... by GuyverDH · · Score: 1

    Ehhh!

    Wrong.

    Whoa. Watchout - you'll be having some folks who spent years and thousands of dollars on their college educations pound you into the ground for calling their "well rounded" education a "Certification".

    As stated in another thread, certifications are nothing more than a financial vehicle to allow software vendors to rake in more money than they would with just software licenses.

    A college education can (and usually will) get you a job much faster than having a handfull of certifications in your resume.

    Now, counter to that, with over 20 years of professional experience under my belt, with ZERO college, ZERO certifications, I've yet to have ANY problems finding a job, or advancing in my career.

    You only have to have 2 things to be successful in any endeavor.

    Those two things are attitude and aptitude.

    The attitude that you show to others, that says you can-do it.

    The aptitude that backs up the can-do attitude, by allowing you to know / understand the work with little or no effort.

    Without attitude / aptitude, you can have your college degree, your briefcase full of certifications, and still work at McDonald's flipping burgers, as that's all you're good for.

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  471. Used to cut wheat from chaff (by HR) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I don't believe that passing an exam makes you any more skilled in a topic, but their primary use is not for the person who holds them, but for potential recruiters.

    Case in point. You advertise a job for a Novell/Microsoft network admin with some basic Cisco skills, paying maybe GBP 35k a year + benefits etc. How many CVs do you think you will receive ?

    Judging from my experience anything from 50-200 CVs for this sort of job. Every single one of those CVs says that they have the experience necessary to do the job, can back it up with previous references and most of those have a lot more than you are actually asking for.

    Now, you can't interview 200 people. You probably can't do 50 either. You have to cut the number down.

    So, a good way to do this, that isn't againt the law (i.e. not racist, sexist or ageist) is to see who has some relevant qualifications.

    Personally, this is why I thik the MCSE was so derided. Nearly everyone had one, so of those 200 people, you would have 175 who had it and that wouldn't help you. Although if you didn't have one, you were dropped from the shortlist straight away without even looking at the experience.

    If you looked for a CNE/MCNE qualification which historically has been viewed as much harder to get, you might get 10-20 CV who had it which gives you a nice number to then use to generate a short list.

    So, qualifications are useful to make you stand out against the crowd and give you an edge in the job selection process.

    If your certification is common, then not having it, even though it is "worthless", could damage your prospects or getting to interview.

  472. Certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I work at an ISP and the thing that bothers me about these certifications, because the conversation goes like this:

    Me: I have a complaint from a customer that their remote office is losing 1 of every 10 Email messages.

    MCSE guy: Ok do they have a virus?

    Me: No, here is what is happening, I have a sendmail log segment and around 10% of messages sent to the remote office are bounced with a 5xx error, I have sent you the log segment.

    MCSE guy: Well, you probably have a sendmail problem, I have a super platinum MCSE+ and I know that sendmail is usually broken.

    Me: The error is coming back from your exchange server, not from sendmail.

    MCSE: I am running 13 servers here and because I have a super platinum MCSE+ I know that everything is ok here, its probably your end.

    Me: Ok, here let me help. I will send 10 test messages to the customer's email account and a CC to your hotmail account, and send you my log segments for each.

    MCSE: Ok, I got all 10 in my hotmail account. (he checks the customers mail account), but the customer account only has 8.

    Me: Exactly, and the sendmail logs show 5xx errors coming back from the exchange server. (lights go on, 13 mail servers with one mail server acting up and sending 5xx errors). I also have a copy of an bounce message from an entirely different ISP that doesn't use my sendmail server.

    MCSE: That still looks like a sendmail issue to me, probably you have your DNS setup wrong.

    AAAARRGHHHH!

  473. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The point is, the people doing hiring are so far removed from what you do, they have no way to figure out which canidate is better. The requirement for certifications tells you more about the company than it tells the company about you.

    It is like the clueless bachelor in the Carl's Jr./Hardee's commercials. He stands and stares at the HUGE mega-mart selection and does not know what to get. He know he needs cinnamon, but there are at least four different choices and different prices. He is transfixed until he finds the medium priced item with more adjectives. Ironically, by trusting the market place {not the market} he will end up spending more than he needs, since nearly every spice in the mega-mart, is the same mass-produced lowest common denominator. Going to a GOOD spice supplier would have produced a better product, in which a little goes a long way, but has a better result.

    In this example, the HR drones and the hiring managers are using certifications as extra adjectives as a crutch to make their decisions because they are not capable of wise discernment. They naively trusted the market place to present the best candidates to line up like a beauty pageant for them to judge. They will likely fine an acceptable, and generally ok person for the job accepting an average wage. They will be very unlikely to find a quality person who a little of gets a lot done.

    Yes, I am biased. I do not have a college degree or any certifications. It has been my experience that if they require it, they do not need someone of my caliber to do the work, and therefore I do not want the job. If the market is any guide, I believe my six-digit income backs up my opinion.

  474. Masters Cert vs Masters degree. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    At the moment I'm trying to understand the difference between a certificate of Masters in xxxx versus a Masters degree in xxxx. Are they the same?

  475. Re:There is no point unless... by orderb13 · · Score: 1

    Love the narrow minded view points. The best IT people I've ever known didn't have CS degrees. CS degrees are just as worthless as certs are. They will both impress stupid HR folks, but that's it. I definatly suggest the testing of candidates, but not considering someone who doesn't have a CS degree is just retarded.

  476. Certain Certifications are Worth it by BigTimOBrien · · Score: 1

    Some certifications are worth it. I've had good luck hiring people with Cisco certifications. Other certifications are not worth paying any attention to from a hiring standpoint - the Java certifications. In general, certification is valuable when used as a self-diagnostic tool. And, unfortunately, they are essential during any sort of economic downturn. Whenever there is a surplus of technical workers, hiring managers will start to require certain certifications just to reduce the applicant pool. Anyone who tried to find development work in late 2001, early 2002 will testify to this.

    Where I think certifications help is in establishing a common bod of knowledge for a specific domain. While experts might laugh at the LPI Linux certs, they did create a series of comprehensive materials that people can read to learn the core subject area for Linux. One of the most helpful books for someone starting in Linux is the O'Reilly LPI cert book.

    I used to hold certifications in contempt, but I've found that contrary to what many people say, they have a net positive effect. I wouldn't recommend that someone take certification tests for any other reason than self-assessment.

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  477. Re:There is no point unless... by metamatic · · Score: 1
    For instance, I am a [Microsoft Certified Professional]. [...] So why would that matter to you? Seriously. I'm curious.

    Well, how would you react to someone who listed "ENRON Certified Accountant" on their résumé?

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  478. Certification gets you... by Wiseazz · · Score: 1

    An interview. So pay the money (and hopefully, you can convince your current company to flip the bill), stick it on your resume, and you may have a better chance at getting that first interview. After that, you're on your own.

    For those of us who like to geek out in style, you can get the spiffy logo shirts with your certs pretentiously embroidered on them. I wear mine to family reunions - they're chick magnets.

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  479. Certifications are good when hiring... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...but bad when being hired. As an employer, I will 9 times out of 10 choose the certified individual, but ONLY if they have the people skills and the project background to back it all up. Certification + shallow project experience = as good as no certification at all.

    Then again, I have also hired a Junior in college with no certification and begged him to stay when he had decided to quit to focus on preparing for grad school.

    However, I do have to say that now that I have accumulated a significant amount of project background that speaks (yells) for itself from my resume and references, it annoys the heck out of me to have some recruiting weasel shove a multiple choice "skills test" in front of me before allowing me to go in front of a client. Just look at my resume and call my references, you twit. These tests usually have nothing at all to do with the solution the client is looking to build. Even if it did, it's like saying to the potential hire, "Here, write code for some problem for which you don't know any requirements." There are a zillion "right" ways to write code solutions for a problem. These benchmark tests only test your ability to take a test. They also completely ignore the art involved in programming.

    Case in point? I got laid off in 2002 and went back to an old recruiter I had left two years earlier. They actually gave me a test about the same skills that I had kicked butt on when I was working for them before and which skills were clearly current according to my resume and references. I failed the test (not by much and mostly because the online testing software was crap) and thus failed to qualify for a job that I was a cinch for.

  480. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if I were running a business, the cert is a good way of filtering out those who can't even pass a simple test.

    When you fail the test because you typed "show running config" instead of "show running-config" in the fake IOS console, it will be obviously because you can't pass a simple test, yes.

  481. How about egos? by Cunk · · Score: 1

    I figured the word "ego" would be mentioned in this discussion somewhere but a search turned up nothing. I did, however, notice a few people listing their certifications...

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  482. The same could be said of ... by blahplusplus · · Score: 1

    ... any education that you might get. University degree, a community college, or what have you. One only has to look back on their experiences in college/university or hell even primary/public school and even highschool to see where *you* would have changed the curriculum and stopped wasting the students time with a bunch of filler or out-dated courses (i.e. programming with unisys icons, or 8088's and turing)

    IMO the big difference between being certified meaning anything is the quality of the teachers, quality of the curriculum and the 'labs'/ real world problem solving you do to get experience, those who don't do any hands on problem solving consistently will not learn anything.

  483. A Cert Test cant replicate a complex Program by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Im my shop (of about 25 programmers)...not 1 person is certified. We did hire one guy, but he turned out to be one of the worst programmers I had ever seen. Sure he knew every built-in function, class, method, etc etc, of the development language but he couldnt put them together into a logical program if his job was rideing on it....and it was...and he was fired for incopitance after a while.

    anyway some of these tests just quiz you on the syntax of the language. Its like testing a mechanic by asking him to identify every part of an engine but then never seeing if he can rebuild a carbirator or diagnose a bad timeing belt..

  484. solution by samjam · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Put in your own recruitment ads using your team-building budget, but don't mention the company name.

    Interview them, and if they pass, re-write their application and resume so that HR will hire.

    Its more work than you should have to do, but it gets the results you want.

    Sam

    1. Re:solution by Ruprecht+the+Monkeyb · · Score: 2, Funny

      I took option B -- switching to a job where I didn't have to hire people. On other words, I exchanged one set of frustrations with another, but at least now when I refer to one of my co-workers as a flaming moron, I can do so with a clean conscience knowing I wasn't the one that hired him :)

  485. Re:There is no point unless... by lgw · · Score: 1

    I got one job (at a huge company) when the hiring manager just bypassed HR and started calling headhunters. He got in some minor trouble, and I got to work for a cool boss. You definitely limit your employment possibilities by not having the certs to mtach your skills, but you weed out far more bad employers than good ones. It comes down to whether you can afford to be picky.

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  486. Rule of Thumb by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    The rule of thumb used by HR is to equate 3 years of experience with each year of tertiary study. So, if you have 20 years of experience, then certs don't matter much. However, there is another way: Write a book on the subject. If you are so good that you can write a book on it, then obviously you don't need the certificate.

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  487. Re:There is no point unless... by Bent+Mind · · Score: 1

    Personaly, I love hearing stuff like this. I do not currently carry any certifications and my degree (AS Computer Information Systems) is a joke. However, I work around a lot of PhD's who respect my experience. When something new comes up, I'm the guy they ask for advice.

    As for my thoughts on certifications, most are worthless. I currently run the computer refurbishing department. We take off-lease computers and returns, fix them, and resell them. I've meet so many A+ certified techs that can't tell the difference between an IDE and floppy cable, it's not funny.

    As for being over-certified, I defer to the help-desk manager... His thought was A+ is alright. However, anything more probably means that your going to move on before you become useful to the department.

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  488. Re:MCSE and command line copy.... :) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    That's nothing - had a Windows admin take three days to correct ACLs on a user (she needed Write and not just Read). He never did it. And he also had the gall to say the permissions look correct on the server there was just a problem on the ALL of XP clients. Yah, apparently when you let XP calculate the effective permissions it LIES!).
    I had to pass the job onto another admin who knows what he was doing - a 30 second job. Turned out he apparently set the permission on the directory in question but didn't know how to propagate it to the subdirectories and files she needed to write to. Well around here I'm a NetWare guy NOT a Windows guy. (FYI: I don't think he even has a MCSE)

  489. Got your A+? by Driving+Vertigo · · Score: 1

    I feel that most that have recieved their A+ certifications do not deserve an administration position. The A+ is so very, very basic and mearly touch the history of computing and some of the basics. If you had to aquire the knowledge on how to format a hard drive, or make a directory...then perhaps you don't have the intimate knowledge of the inner workings and processes of your operating enviroment. Even when they touch on Windows, it is taught using wizards, and not console enviroments. An admin will not have the luxury of wizarding everything, and wil have to do processes remotely. This is not someone you want to paying a premium for when the shit really hits the fan. I have my Novell Server Administration cert, and I can't get a job anywhere with it...it's fairly useless, unless you want to get some juicy info from a Novanet. At least I got it free. =)

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  490. It got my foot in the door. by steevo.com · · Score: 1

    In 1998, I started toward a MCSE, doing self study. I took a couple of tests, passed, and lost interest. I was working in jobs where the cert didn't matter.

    In 2000, I went to a "boot camp" and completed the MCSE. I put it on a resume on Monster and Dice, and within three days, I had a job that paid twice what I had been making.

    My new employers said that the cert was not required or needed. But the recruiter would have never looked at my resume without the cert, I would never have gotten the interview.

    Are certs BS? Sure.

    Was it worth it for me? Absolutly. It paid for itself quickly. I would do it again, if it mattered.

    1. Re:It got my foot in the door. by ultrafastneal · · Score: 0

      This sounds a bit like a stroke of good luck, or just good timing (depending when in 2000 you got the new job). If memory serves, programmers and systems people jobs were a dime a dozen most of that year. What I'd like to know is if anyone has had this type of experience after 2000, and more specifically after 9/11

  491. For those of us looking to better ourselves by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ..in the fine art of resume-writing, what is it that you look for in a resume, if not education and qualifications? I mean, besides the obvious(listing previous experience, for example).

  492. IT cers---pshaw by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I have to smile when the county calls me to troubleshoot problems that their IT experts caused---a very good rep beats certs hands down----if you don't mind years of rep building. It will get your foot in the door, but if it's just your "hobby", I say humbug.

  493. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not trying to flame, just stating my own opinion, but discriminating against someone for the certifications they have and mention on their resume is completely ignorant and unfair (especially if you are talking about Cisco certifications).

    I'm not saying you have to apply any worth to them, but they certainly shouldn't count against an appplicant. This is especially true given that, in my experience, the prevalent attitude of HR departments and IT directors is that certifications are desirable.

  494. Re:There is no point unless... by Denzinger · · Score: 1
    Personally, I'm prejudiced against people with college degrees too... the way I see it, if you're spending years in college, you're not a self-motivated go-getter who can learn independantly, you're just another drone who paid a fortune to be spoonfed and can't be trusted to do anything more than go through the motions like he's been taught.
    It could also be that a student has taken the time to evaluate the various methods of acquiring knowledge and arrived at the conclusion that university-level training is the student's best choice. There are non-technical skills that are benefits/requirements for an effective IT professional that simply cannot be learned from a manpage, at a bash prompt, or even from the pages of a book. To learn these skills, I think self-teaching is less effective than university or apprenticed training.
  495. Except that IT institutes cost 10x more.... by Original+Buddha · · Score: 1

    What does it cost for a person to go to a place like ITT? I've heard of people spending 20-40k there and they get out and they're lucky if they get a helpdesk job. Hell most of them are lucky if they know how to use Active Directory after going there.

  496. yay! for certs! haha by seraphixkod · · Score: 1

    I'm a "paper MCSE" it seems. It was offered in highschool as a free year long class back in 2001. We were fed tons of "you'll be able to get a great paying job right away!" Well, after passing all the tests (i was one of 5 or 6 out of 25 that actually could pass w/o memorizing "Practice" tests. hahaha) Well, after a few years of tech work at a little shop, and a few temp jobs and some smaller network installs at local businesses, i am still "unexperienced", unemployed, whatever. One guy is movin right up the GE IT ladder. Yet another friend programs and installs cable modems. I mod xboxes and work The Ebay, and seem to do better than most. My point? Strong intelligent IT people know enough how to make money when they need it. Eventually you might get lucky and get with a good company and be able to showcase your years of knowledge, but a cert is no way a foot in. I always look forward to the obscure questions asked in interviews, more as an icebreaker to get past the paper and into the "what do you need me to do?" part of the interview. Any company you would want to work for will be able to joke w/ you about it. Otherwise be thankful your not working for an idiot. The proper response is "yes, i'm certified, but what kinda things do you really need me to do?"

  497. Technical Interviews by BlackenedChicken · · Score: 1

    This doesn't solve the problem of sifting through piles of resumes, and it doesn't solve the problem of interviewing a candidate for a position at an organization where there's no one else with the same skills. It can also be difficult when time is a significant factor in the interview process. Given those limitations, a technical interview is simply the best way to screen people.

    At my organization, candidates must go through an interview that includes 2 to 3 hours of technical questions. We ask a large number of questions in the skill areas that we require, and we dig deeply into the skill/knowledge areas that the candidate lists on his/her resume. By drilling down on important subjects, we like to push the interviewees to the point where they can't answer questions in any more depth, thereby determining the extent of their knowledge.

    I also like to bring a practical aspect to an interview if possible. For instance, in the area of networking knowledge, I will give an interviewee log files or tcpdump output of certain types of traffic and ask for an interpretation. From that I can tell what they really know about what they're seeing, and how much they're just reciting book knowledge and acronyms.

  498. Cisco certs... by samdu · · Score: 1

    From everything I've been hearing over the last several years, the only certifications that hold any weight with managers that know anything about tech are the Cisco certs. It used to be that you could pretty much write your own salary with a Cisco cert. Don't know if it's that way anymore.

    Microsoft certifications have been worthless for closing in on a decade now. Unless they've changed things drastically in the last couple of years, they simply handed out too many of them. An entire industry has sprung up that basically teaches the tests for MCSE certifications, thus effectively making them worth less than the paper they're printed on. I'd definitely look at a potential employee's work experience WELL before I looked at the long string of capital letters after their name.

    Personally, I don't have any certs and have never had trouble getting a well paying job. Of course, now that I'm self employed (computer consultant), they're even more meaningless. Clients never even ask about certifications.

  499. Two Words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    Human Resources

  500. Easy by Mr.Surly · · Score: 1

    During the technical part of the interview, you ask very specific questions. Granted, not everyone who's going to qualify will know the "right" answer to everything, but it's often telling by what questions they ask when clarifying your quesiton.

    Trivial / non-real-world example, applying for a Perl position. Who would claim to have a Perl cert? Anyway:

    Q: "How do you create an hash reference in Perl?"

    Good Answer: "Anonymous or from an existing variable?"

    Bad Answer: "What's Perl?"

    Or do you trust non-tech people to assess tech position candidates?

  501. Re:There is no point unless... by Richthofen80 · · Score: 1

    Wow, you know, that's the point of hiring people, is to DISCRIMINATE against those who don't have what you're looking for in a job. Now, you can argue that someone not hiring Yale grads is dumb, but aren't companies allowed to make dumb decisions? Aren't they allowed to set irrational criteria for hiring?

    I mean, I agree that Certs make sense; But some might not, and maybe based on industry experience that someone rejects a candidate because he/she earnestly feels its better for the business. Doesn't he/she have the right to decline an employee for reasons they see fit? Its their job, afterall.

    What if I owned a general store in a small town, and I knew most people. If I think a certain kid who applied for a job at my store is a jerk, or no good, or comes from a family whose parents I don't like, am I obliged to give him the job anyways? Is the job a charity, or a social resource, that everyone can lay claim to?

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    Reason, free market capitalism, and individualism
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  503. Recognise the experience! by Dissectional · · Score: 1
    My only problem with certification is that there is a proliferation of certifying going on here in Sydney, Australia to pump people into core positions - irrespective as to whether or not they have experience.

    I've met and worked with many people who have certification for everything, yet their practical, hands-on applied experience and knowledge is severely lacking. I've noticed many people who get certified often don't have that passion for IT or computing, and its merely a means to get a foothold in the industry to begin making that 'big IT pay cheque.'

    Its all good and well to go for certification, but without a solid foundation of experience it really is kinda silly - especially from the employer's behalf - when they plug these guys and girls into positions the hiring market recognises them as being 'qualified' for, dispite the fact that they've never mounted a switch into a rack, deployed a replacement Exchange server or built a Redhat box out of spare parts to work as a sendmail server for e-mailed scanning, etc.

    I've been in IT for just shy of ten years. I'm a systems administrator. I don't have one scrap of paper that says I can do what I do - but I do it and I do my job well. To each their own in the certifying game, but please don't fail to recognise the importance of experience to back that stuff up.

    Funny story - a guy I work with attended a seminar recently in Sydney for various Wireless security issues. The seminar went for a day. At the end of it, he was presented with a nice laminated pretty certificate stating 'Certified Attendance' to talks and examples pertaining to wireless security.

    I believe he's getting it framed.

  504. Hardly a new thing... by Moofie · · Score: 1

    Same is true of high school diplomas and/or college degrees. This is not a phenomenon unique to the IT industry.

    Certifications are basically a way of simplifying due diligence. If you hire somebody certified, you can at least make a cogent argument that you TRIED to hire a not-bonehead. If you hire somebody not certified, and they don't work out, well, guess who gets scapegoated?

    It's an artifact of blamestorming, which is part of working for other people. Play the game, or don't.

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    Why yes, I AM a rocket scientist!
  505. Useful for... promotions! by samureiser · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I worked in a major Information Technology group (supporting 80,000+ users). A new position opened up with higher pay and more benefits and they interviewed two people for the job, myself and a co-worker of mine. My co-worker got the job and I didn't.

    When I spoke to a friend of mine who was on the panel that decided who got the job, he told me: "He had certifications and you didn't."

    I'll never doubt the usefulness of certifications again.

  506. Re:Most Useful Certs Are Not For Software Develope by TPoise · · Score: 1

    Developers go for MCSD or SCJP/SCJD. Not the Cisco/Novell networking stuff. The MCSD from Microsoft is pretty thorough, as it is a 5-exam course that covers everything from web development, to web services, to database and standalone application development.

  507. Re:There is no point unless... by Geekboy(Wizard) · · Score: 1

    I've seen many job postings asking for irrelevant certs. Unix admin positions requiring a MCSE is a popular one.

  508. Re:There is no point unless... by brighton · · Score: 1

    You know , its not at all illegal to discrminate against a canadidate- and indeed that's most of he point behind hiring a person. You discrimate against all those candidates except for the one who meets your specific qualifications. The *only* exceptions to this rule is race , sex (sometimes! see the Hooter's case ), sexual orientation , and potentially medical conditions... Can someone correct me here if I'm wrong?

  509. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Personally, I'm prejudiced against people with college degrees too... the way I see it, if you're spending years in college, you're not a self-motivated go-getter who can learn independantly, you're just another drone who paid a fortune to be spoonfed and can't be trusted to do anything more than go through the motions like he's been taught.

    This would be a good thing to tell people whom you hire. You're using some terms here that I translate as follows:

    self-motivated == doesn't expect to be paid well

    go-getter == wants to work long hours

    learn independantly == be assigned random tasks by somebody who doesn't know any better

    The disdain for college degrees seems to originate largely from people who attempted them and failed. The faults in our tertiary educational system notwithstanding, by having somebody with a college degree you're getting somebody who may have realized that however bad a college education had become, a high school education is currently woefully inadequate for anything more complicated than a clerk at a convenience store. They have taken the only option offered to remedy this fact.

    Despite your unvoiced assertions to the contrary, it is ridiculously hard to teach yourself almost any truly advanced subject because the textbooks are written by one of a handful of experts in the subject and require interpretation by somebody versed in the material. The person who wrote the text almost certainly knows the subject so well that the explanations that make sense to them will be incomprehensible to a novice. By having a (competant) instructor, you will add a second perspective to the textbook's author. Having to demonstrate mastery of difficult subjects for which a single resource is almost certainly insufficient will hopefully develop enough mental flexibility that a college-educated individual will be able to adapt to different tasks the same knowledge that seems domain specific. It is impossible to "spoon-feed" somebody truly difficult knowledge on any subject with which I am familliar.

    However, this process will produce a person who will become easily bored with repetitive, annoying tasks. So, if you're looking for code monkeys your hiring strategy makes sense. If you're looking for people who can actually lead a project and get things done (correctly!) and know how to take intelligent risks in unfamilliar domains, I fear that you would be better off with an individual with a degree from a decent institution. But you'd have to pay them what they're worth and realize that with your attitude they'll likely attempt to replace you someday.

  510. Certifications are useful ! by khilari · · Score: 1

    I agree they are expensive and in most cases, you can pass it without knowing too much [by studying sample exams]>> That is when certifications defeat their purpose. On the other hand, if a sincere learner studies the material and passes the exam by really gaining from the study sessions, then certification means a lot. I guess the trick to it is that we study sincerely i.e. understand each and every concept rather than settling for answers that don't make sense to us. I enjoy studying for certifications as i gain a lot of skills and gain a better understanding of complex concepts. I feel more confident after studying for certifications. Paying for certifications even with the vouchers is a pain. I HIGHLY recommend studying for certifications, but do not necessarily endorse paying for certification exams. I have heard from many HR people that they filter resumes by checking certifications... I hope its false. But if it is the truth, then may be you won't ask "Why don't i get an interview call" To summarize the post, i believe we should study for certifications and if we make some money on the side , just take the exam. ~~Jibran Ilyas

  511. IMHO Certifications smell like bad code. by davro · · Score: 0

    Don't forget that certifications go stale over time.

    If the recent past is any indicator, Microsoft certified professionals (MCPs) should count on re-qualifying for their credentials on a three-to-four year schedule. Thus, certification costs and effort recur, and must be distributed over three- to four-year calendars.
    Certification pros and cons.

    pros
    * Bolsters enterprisy adoption of product/domain/language.
    * Sometimes helps overlooked concepts

    cons

    * Failure to represent real-world concepts
    * No case study or project, no real free-form responses.
    Certifications = Just shut up, sit on your own with open-source talk please, damn it makes me feel like any free/open source development we/i have done is cheating!!

    There should be and exam to see how long it takes the examinee to add value to an free/open source project and get there name on the authors list.

    Surly that would be of more benift than knowledge by paper that usally runs after 4 years.

  512. Loser Managers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The reason for IT Certification is so that some loser of a manager who is incapable of telling what you really know from a conversation with you is able to hire you and do a CYA at the same time. That way if/when you are a lousy employee, he can point to your resume and say well he had certification.

  513. Re:Fact: Most people who only have certs are idiot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Thank you for enlightening us with your dogmatic generalizations based on your extensive experience with every IT professional on earth. Did you learn those skills at the same distanced learning center where you got your Computer Science degree? I hear Advanced Dogmatic Generalization Techniques is one of the most popular courses offered by these programs.

    Here, let me try it:

    Most people in masters programs are usually only in them so they can avoid joining the work force where they might actually be held accountable for their incompetence, or so they can feel justified in spouting off such drivel as seen in your post because they know everything.

    I hope I'm going to get flamed... so have at it. The truth hurts.

    Later, another collegiate tool with his head up his ass

  514. Its all about integrity by 1336.5 · · Score: 0

    When weighing what the point is of certifications you must look at what aspect of the industry we are talking about. I know for PC maintenance the A+ doesnt mean a whole lot. I say this because half of the test is based on nothing but Microsoft subject matter. In an environment and society that is becoming more and more computer literate Microsoft certs dont mean much at all. The average user is much further along in their knowledge of how to fix a Microsoft product now than they were 3 years ago. The market of MCSE's and MCSA's is saturated with some people that know what they are doing, some that just memorized answers to the questions. Nonetheless the market is filled with people who have been laid off and have many more years of experience than someone like me just starting out. Lets not facctor in the possibility they might have a degree as well. ON the other hand companies gaining weight such as Red Hat and Apple have certs that are highly desired. A lot of people dont know how to maintain these operating systems since they are just "jumping on the bandwagon" so to speak as switchers. I cant blame them...I love my Mac. Being a Apple certified desktop technician or certified in OS X, I see it as a very useful certification. If you look at the SAGE salary report which is mainly for system admins - they list relevant certs, but then again you are dealing with a hodgepodge of technologies mixed into one when dealing with systems (usually). It doesnt really do any good to have certs since certifications are vendor specific. Certifications are vendor specific. So if you are looking to be certified in an Operating System...it might be a good idea not to get certified on one whos market share is declining, or losing business to another vendor. An example again is not getting cert'ed with Windows, but get Apple Certified. The integrity of the vendor is also a key factor. When you had an A+ or Net+ that are or were lifetime certifications...that doesnt look so good because you are not forced to maintain the knowledge to be privied (sp?) to the title of XYZ certified. Cisco on the other hand is probably the MOST reliable certification out in the market, other than the CISSP, but this is an exception. Cisco revises their tests every few years, and requires a much higher percentage correct on their tests than most other vendors. Cisco also requires that you pass simulated labs, up to 5 for the all in one CCNA test. Not only do you need to know the material but you need to know how to understand it, interpret it, and know what to do to fix the problem. It is a true display of applying the theroy learned in the books. The bottom line is a certification is worth something, though much more than the old saying, "something is better than nothing". The problem is each area of IT has different emphasis on education vs experience vs certs. Networking IMO is the only place certs are highly useful. Getting a job is always a balanccce of education, experience, and ccertifications. I know idiots with degrees, I know idiots with certifications, these people are on both sides of the fence. Get certified in things you enjoy from vendors you believe in! Personally I would say that investing time in your interviewing skills is the best investment anyone can make.

  515. MCSE is an engineering degree, Right??? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MCSE Minesweeper Consultant and Solitaire Engineer.

  516. one word: contracts by Gyorg_Lavode · · Score: 1
    Thea easy answer is:
    A response to a RFP looks good if the people attached to it have certs.

    Therefore, you are more sellable in a proposal and therefore more hirable if you have certs.

    Additionally, some companies/government departments require certain certs for people doing certain jobs.

    In reality we all know they meant the person went to a week-long class and passed the test at the end, but even this is sometimes impressive as it means 1: the person is willing to go get training, or to someone evaluating a contract 2: the company is willing to train people.

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    I do security
  517. The whole idea of certs are quite stupid... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't mean to troll, but the whole idea of certs are stupid. I only have one cert beyond having a degree in CS (B.Sc-CS), and two diplomas (a 2 year Electronics-Engineering diploma from the local tech. school, and a diploma in datbase administration from the local university (not where I got my degree) when I took an Oracle OCP course. When I took the DBA course, we all agreed that the course was quite stupid. It was fantastic for people who were good at boneing up for tests, but even if they did great on the test, they themselves admitted they were otherwise useless (Note: they didn't have to attend the 6-chapters-and-300-pages-per-day classes to ace the tests, just get a book on the questions and answers. Every third day, these 'test acers' would show up for class. They sucked in the labs, but didn't care since they did well on the tests. In the end everyone agreed that the 'power crunch' classes that cram 9000 pages of material into 6 weeks (or 1500 pages/week, or 300 pages per day) offered very little in educational value. We all did agree that businesses like these things because they think they are getting more (but they aren't), and that more than 90% of what they teach is lost within 1 month (add anoter 7% within two months). Reason: there isn't enough time to absorb the information, so it 'bounces' --goes into (very) short term memory, and is quickly replaced with new memories. Since there is little 'second referencing' going on, your memory of the information is easily lost (and you do). Even one second reference (like actually using the information somewhere), would provide better recollection (but most people call that second-reference "experience", and that isn't something these quickie courses offer). Short answer: longer term 'programs' where you are expected to show applied knowledge of the subject, provide much better comprehension/learning than the 'quickie-cert' courses. It doesn't mean that they are useless though. If you have used the product over a period of years, and could have just taken the tests, using the course as a mere refresher, they would provide a symbol of the knowledge you have gained over the years. These course are not billed toward the long-term experienced professional though. They are sold to the newbie and imply they are a substitute for long-term knowledge and experience. In that regard, they fail.

  518. Re:There is no point unless... by Harodotus · · Score: 1

    Let me start with Thanks! I was unaware I had been spammed a bunch (BTW: I just fixed it).

    My CISSP actually didn't certify that I know anything about how to secure a geeklog/php/mysql website, but by having my CISSP I should say I should know better. Well I do know better.

    It's interesting to see my own security weaknesses in an analysis of a compromise. Not really surprising though, I haven't really read my old articles in months, don't monitor it and haven't really secured my website any more than the normal security best practices when I built it a year or so ago.

    Of course, since it's importance to me is like a 2 on a 10 scale and it's on somebody else's servers at a web hosted environment, it's not running as tight a config as I would ever consider using at one of my customer's data-centers.

    It's actually an example of a prudent security policy. Concentrate your resources (in my case, my overburdened time) where the risk/threat is highest and the rewards highest.

    Having been spammed, I just suffered a vaguely embarrassing publicity event that will have minimal effect on my consulting work (even though it was publicised deep in a thread on Slashdot).

    I had spent the time that I could have used securing my website, doing things like caring for my 2 year old and working for others to bring in revenue and pay my bills.

    Somewhere low on my to do list is scrapping and rebuilding my website with a tighter config and better software. But since my website is more an amusement to me than something that actually brings in revenue, I kept bumping it lower and lower...

    I know it probably sounds like excuses, excuses, excuses... he-he probably because they are. I will definitely be raising the priority of securing my website.

    Just don't take the sorry state of my semi-abandoned website I once built, as indicative of my own capabilities or of CISSPs in general.

    -------

    But all of this is besides the point. I'm not saying certifications say anything about your qualifications. I took that test, I know how little it means and that it says little about me.

    What I'm saying is that it sounds good and works as a successful marketing tool to recruiters and as such is worth getting.

    If you want somebody to secure your website, hire a specialist by looking at their experience and pay them to take the time and do it right.

    Of course looking at certifications won't let you figure out which are most skilled, that's what interviews and probing technical questions are for.

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    Its not users who are broken, it's systems not taking account their likely behaviour and fixing it technically.
  519. Forever Stuck by Ka+D'Argo · · Score: 1
    While I am not so much in the IT field, for the certs like Net+ and higher ups, I am in the field of just your run-of-the-mill hardware tech. We also have our certs, the more recognizable infamous A+ cert.

    It's a god'damn rip off.

    After highschool, I didn't do so hot at college. Bigger league classes weren't for me, and since I scored low on the math entrance exam, it woulda been 6+ semesters before they ever allowed me to take a course that even remotely involved a computer.

    So I went to one of the local technical trade schools you see on tv. Yea, it was alot of money. Yea, some of the stuff they taught was simplistic that any one could learn. However, alot of what they taught, I learned off the bat, without needed 2+ years of other courses before. You don't need to know Trigonometry to piece together a PC part-by-part.

    I graduated in under two years, with just a diploma. They offered degree courses, for Associates, or Bachelors if I chose to do courses online. At that point I had already sunk in around $15,000 into it, of which I still have enormous student loan payments.

    So here I am, an "entry" level technician. Most places don't require a degree, but alot of places require, certifications. Best Buy, of all god damn places, wants it techs to have a minimum of an A+ Certification. There's just no way..

    - First, the test itself cost money. I have never in my life, paid for a test. I'm sorry but I cannot morally and justifiably pay for a test I have to take. This is why I never took the S.A.T's in high school, my parents felt the same way. So, let's say for a split moment, in an alternate reality, I would pay just so I could eventually get a job: If you pay, take the test, and fail you don't get your money back. And, you have to renew that every couple years. I cannot afford to chance that. Gas here locally, in a small souther town, is $3.00 a fucking gallon. It's almost $40 to fill up a 12 gallon gas tank on a small two seat car that gets "good" gas mileage. Do I need to go on, about cost?

    - The knowledge itself, is minor. I mean, I've looked over alot of the supposed A+ material you'd see on the test. There is some redundant shit there. Questions about Windows NT 4.0 or Windows 3.1 I was like 10 years old when 3.1 was in its prime, come on. Even mom n pop businesses that have few computers, generally have at least 9.X, 2k or sometimes even XP Home. Ya also don't see any Linux, Unix or other OS questions on there (Maybe a few Novel ones). I'd love to learn those, but with one computer that can't be replaced, I can't afford to attempt dual booting incase I fuck it up. And you know, MANY businesses use Linux or Unix instead of Windows...

    So here I am, no certifications, no experience. The few places that would higher entry level, want certifications, and the places that would eagerly not require certifications require experience. It's an endless cycle.

    Hell, a good example; my uncle has this life long friend that works for a small local business that needs new technicians desperately. Now, him and my uncle have grown up together since they were even half my age and their almost like blood brothers. They'd do ANYTHING for each other. So my uncle puts in a word for me. The guy tells me the same thing I've said here; entry level requires all these various certifications, anything higher requires no certs but at least 3+ years of experience.

    My options now are basically, save money. I've attempted getting jobs at local places, even stooped as low as Wal-Mart, just so I could save money to take these infernal god damn tests, just so I can get a job I am trained for. I mean it's not enough I put almost 3 years of time and effort into the education for it, and almost 20 grand when it was all said and done.

    I love computers and technology, but I'll be damned if it's not like some exclusive high school club where only those who can afford certain things can get anywhere.

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    Aw Frell this
  520. expendable pieces of paper by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    To be honest I feel that after my current "certs" run out I think I might just let them go. Every single job that I've interviewed for, applied for, asked about...they all wanted experience more than anything else. They kinda acted like "certs" where an added bonus on top of whatever true real life job experience you had. To me that makes my "certs" meaningless and kinda expensive. Especially my m1cros0ft ones, what was I thinking? Like they ever got me anything...

  521. Certs are a necessity... sadly by PaulusMagnus · · Score: 1

    I'm in the UK, don't have a degree and have worked as a freelance contractor for the last 9 years. Without certifications I wouldn't get short-listed or interviewed. They're invaluable for getting in front of people, particularly in the contracting marketplace.

    I've lost count of how many certification exams I've sat but I think I'm up to 24. Three CNE's, half an MCNE, MCSE, CCDA, CCNA, VCP, PRINCE2, PROJECT+ but there are more I could add quite easily; PHP, MySQL, Dreamweaver, MCSD, MCDBA. However, it all becomes overkill and then recruiters start to think you're just good at passing tests.

    I'm currently looking at moving to Canada and without a degree at 35 it's going to count against me. I'm hoping my certifications will help to gloss over this fact, realise I'm British and that our degrees are not the norm but I imagine I'll have to add a few more letters such as a couple of ITIL qualifications which are being scheduled in for September.

    All of my certs were paid by myself and done via self study books, except VCP which required a course. I just hope they don't all go this way or I'll have to spend even more money to keep my certs up-to-date.

  522. Re:There is no point unless... by Harodotus · · Score: 1

    Not that bad an idea actually.

    It would be nice to have some way to objectively show / measure the respect of your peers. Karma and the moderation system are a way to do just that.

    If I had a UID as low as yours, Dr. Evil, I probably mention it in interviews. ANYTHING to break free of the pack of other qualified applicants and make yourself stand out is a good thing.

    If Karma swung over a much higher range (say hundreds) and you could get a certification saying "long-term Slashdot well respected poster" then it would probably be worth getting.

    Of course it would invite Karma fraud and that's not a good thing.

    But there are worse ways to evaluate applicants than going over an applicant's past slashdot postings.

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    Its not users who are broken, it's systems not taking account their likely behaviour and fixing it technically.
  523. You're completely missing the point. by jd · · Score: 1

    When you talk of someone being certifiable, you mean they are probably insane. So when they ARE certified, what does that make them?

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
  524. We don't need no stinking...oh, those! by who's+got+my+nicknam · · Score: 2, Interesting

    My story is thus: Over 10 years in the IT industry, 9 of those as a self-employed, broke, Geek. How broke? Well, let's just say I never bothered to bookmark ThinkGeek.com, okay? Number of times asked for Certs = zero. Conclusion? If you're a consultant, nobody cares if you're Cert'd, since failure to perform doesn't result in you getting paid. Then when I finally did apply for a job (with one of my former clients) they never even asked, since obviously I was competent. My suggestion, for what it's worth, is to set yourself up as a consultant to establish credentials. I'm not saying that's a total substitute for writing certs, but if your resume can show business experience, and if you have even a few satisfied clients for your prospective employer to call, you are far ahead of the rest of the college monkeys who come out with a lovely framed Cert and hours of lab experience. The posting about the certs being strictly for HR departments is pretty true - the only other people who care are the little old ladies bringing their spyware-infested Compaq to Best Buy for servicing. "Ooh, look, Mildred. All their boys are A++! We can trust them to do a good job!"

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  525. Experiance, not expensive paper! by dionysian.mind · · Score: 1
    I think that certifications can be dangerous, to a certain degree. Certifications lend to the old mentality that you can go to school, learn something, and just know it for the rest of your life.

    You know, there used to be that ford mechanic that had the shop down on the corner, but he just worked on fords. You had a ford, so you took it to him and he always fixed it.

    But a computer is not a ford. A computer is a complex piece of technology that changes almost as rapidly as the days pass. With computers you don't get the choice about what you want to learn -- the good tech guru learns everything (or as much as one can be possibly expected to learn). Sure, somebody will have an area of expertise, but if you walk up to a good sys admin and you say "I have (X) hardware, make it into a fully functioning network using (X) Operating System," they will be able to pull out a product for you of some shape and size.

    Computers can no longer rely on "I know windows," "I know linux," or "I know Mac OS X". None of those, alone, are good enough. You have to have at least a VERY functional knowledge of each, and likely be an expert in at least one. If you can't live up to that standard: go home.

    But certifications don't establish that this person has done one bit of work into the area his cert is, past getting it. A cert doesn't prove anything. Experiance and knowledge are the key -- not some stupid piece of paper worth $$$$$.

  526. The Point is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    to annoy the people that do all the real work, by putting those annoying %^^##@^%$ sigs that include every cert in all emails...

  527. Certs as Propaganda? by nurbles · · Score: 2, Informative
    I don't know if this is still true, but when I first saw an MSCE taining module for Windows NT TCP/IP, it contained a number of WRONG answers. By wrong, I mean that Windows NT did not work the way the MSECE module required one to answer -- however -- the MSCE matched MS's [incorrect] documentation. I gained my knowledge of those things (I don't recall specifics, so don't ask) by developing Windows NT software that used TCP/IP for a number of years (since NT 3.1 went gold, in fact), yet I'd nearly fail the sample test if I answered all of the questions as NT actually worked.

    If any of the existing tests exhibit this same bias, then the certs are less than useless. They would, in fact, be harmful by teaching the way things should be instead of the way things are.

  528. Yeesh! HR Porn? by jd · · Score: 1

    If someone showed me a resume with the message "you wanna see my certs?", I'd run!

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    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Yeesh! HR Porn? by Geoffreyerffoeg · · Score: 1

      Yo momma's so stupid she failed the MCSE.

  529. Boy this has never been discussed here by cmay · · Score: 1

    I guess you can say the same about a college diploma right?

    As Will Hunting said "You can get the same education (as at Harvard) for a dollar fifty in late fees at the libraray."

  530. CYA by mr.flarp · · Score: 1

    Cover-your-ass... That's the name of the game.

    Companies like "certified" IT staff for the same reasons they've bought off on spending hundreds of millions implementing things like ISO-9001 and TL-9000 certifications. That way, when something goes wrong, they (management) can point the finger at someone else.

    Take two random applicants with comparable skills and experience. One is certified, and one is not. Eventually, the individual makes some mistake that brings the wrath of upper management down on you.

    What do you think would be an easier position to defend? Hiring somebody because you have a good "gut feeling" about them? Or hiring them because a recognized authority (certification board) has said the individual is a certified "expert" in the field?

    Personally, I think the system is flawed. I've met a large number of "certified professionals" that were nothing short of incompetent. (I've also met a number of non-certified folks who were the same.) All it allows is for employers to pass on the blame of making bad hiring decisions.

    Employee makes a mistake? It's MS/Cisco/Novell/etc's fault. They said the person was a certified expert. Company folds? It's the ISO-9001 consultant's fault. They signed off saying the company's processes were sound.

  531. IT managers by 56ksucks · · Score: 1

    There are some that have reached the rank of IT manager without having any actual skils. Still also there are IT Managers that depend on the Human Resource staff to hire IT professionals. The idea is that these people are so unskilled at what they are hiring for that they must rely on the cerifications to make their hiring decision. Now I for one agree with you. All a certification tells you is that I payed the money and took the test and happen to do well on it. It's a piece of paper. Example. Many years ago I worked at Best Buy as a computer tech. This was before I obtained my A+ certification. Why did I wait so long? I thought it was pointless. There were several A+ certified techs there that broke computers on a regular basis and didn't know their butthole from a hole in the ground. When they did break computers I had to go behind them and fix them. After that job I know people would be looking for that certification as pointless as it is. So I got it. I agree though that education and experience mean far more than certifications ever will.

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  532. Perception carried from other industries by fishbowl · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The perception of certification carries from other industries where certification is required -- 'required', meaning, it would actually be illegal for you do do your job without the certification.
    Certification == licensing.

    There's nothing like licensing in most of the IT field.

    When I'm involved in hiring decisions (rare these days), I don't look at the big picture of education. I have a few categories of questions that you will have good answers to if you're experienced, period. As for education, if there's time, I'll try to determine if you had a passion for subjects like advanced calculus and if you did anything interesting in physics.

    I'd be far less interested in "where" you went to school, and far more interested in how seriously you took certain subjects, since the wrong answers here can make you a dangerous person.

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  533. Radiology by charnov · · Score: 1

    Actually, there's already a push to outsource radiology (radiologists are MDs) and other analytical services. Many hospitals outsource lab work. It is always better to have somebody on site, but cost controls will always seek the bottom...usually to the detriment of the client. I am all for open and competitive markets, but some things need protections. That's really the reason why there is licensing. To allow competition without compromising quality too much as would happen with complete deregulation.

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    [RIAA] says its concern is artists. That's true, in just the sense that a cattle rancher is concerned about its cattle.
  534. Re:There is no point unless... by TaliesinWI · · Score: 1

    Finally, as a person in a hiring position, I do not consider them at all, and am definitely prejudiced against someone who puts them on their resume.

    Isn't that kind of like not hiring a mechanic who took courses in auto repair and instead hiring someone who "taught himself" on his (still not running) car up on blocks in his front yard?

  535. It's all about $$$$ and mental comfort. by chris_sawtell · · Score: 1

    The whole point of the certification industry is to create a cash flow for the certifying entities, the training establishments, the book authors and publishers. Secondly certifications provide a somewhat nebulous proof of a skill-set so that knowledge-free managers can sleep comfortably at night. That said, well thought out tick-the-box tests do sort the absolute chaff from the grain in a rough and ready sort way. Remember that MCSE == "Must Consult Someone Experienced", and, joking aside, that the LPI series are actually useful, but that you need to achieve level 3 before your knowledge is of any real economic value.

  536. Re:There is no point unless... by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

    self-motivated == has a sense of craftsmanship and a pride in their reputation that makes them respect their own work too much to be part of doing a bad job

    go-getter == entrepreneurial, has people skills, is involved in the various other business processes surrounding their position

    learn independantly == doesn't need to be told to improve themselves, will become a more valuable asset the longer you deal with them, treats new tasks in unfamiliar territory as an opportunity and succeeds

    These are the characteristics I want in the people I deal with. Not a certificate verifying 4 years of passing classes.

    So between the two of us, there's employers out there for everyone. And they all lived happily ever after, The End.

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  537. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    you don't even know me or have any basis or reason to judge who I am or what I'm like.


    Try telling that to your next interviewer.
  538. That is the lazy interviewer way. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    I will take the time to interview liekely good candidates.

    I can say in 5 minutes if they are bullshiting me or not.

    Then I can check the CV of the ones that know what they are talking about.

    Of course I do my work as an interviewer finding the best person for the job.

    Lack of a pointless certification paper will not make me lose the right person for our organization.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
    1. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by monkeydo · · Score: 1

      How do you know if they are a "likely good candidate?" If you get 1,000 resumes, that ostensibly meet your requirements, you can't give 5 mintues to each one for an interview. You can't even read each one. You need some way to make a first pass. Certifications are useful for that. Yes, you may cull out the one in a thousand really sharp guy who hasn't bothered to take the test, but its well worth it, and trust me, there are plenty of sharp guys who did bother to take the test. This strategy only fails if your requirements are so unique that it is likely that you will eliminate the single quallified applicant. But if that's the situation, you will probably have a small pool to begin with.

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    2. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      Whenever I get 100's of resumes to review for a position, I narrow down the candidates by

      1) Age / Education
      2) Location
      3) Expected income
      4) Experience

      You can skim that information within seconds and in a few hours you have a manageable amount of decent candidates.

    3. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by KD7JZ · · Score: 1

      Oh, so you just admitted in point 1 that you violate federal labor laws. I hope that none of the applicants you have rejected see your post, and easily win a judgement against you.

    4. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by n0tWorthy · · Score: 1

      Hmmm. Age discrimination. That's illegal here in the good old US of A. You may not pay for relocation but #2 is probably also illegal. Anyone who puts expected income on their resume is a rookie. Bingo!

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    5. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Pretty ballsy, acknowleging you commit at least two federal crimes whenever you screen for employees. Do you also screen out folks due to race or religion. Christ, I'm glad you do this, I'd hate to accidently become employed by you, fuck head.

    6. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      If someone's a lot older, or from a long ways away, they probably won't fit in as well as a "local". This may sound strange, but some people prefer to work with people that they can actually get along with. It makes more sense than determining who has the most money to throw away on arbitrary tests...

    7. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by Halfbaked+Plan · · Score: 1

      What makes you think the grandparent even hires anybody.

      In a court of law 'slashdot handle' can admit he sells on eBay and the only people he's hired in the last four years was his kid sister, to bring eBay items to the UPS Store.

      Lord help us all on the day when employers aren't allowed to excercise 'discretion' in who they hire. Did 'freedom of association' suddenly become illegal?

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      resigned
    8. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Strange or not, it is indeed illegal. Like asking a woman if she's planning to get pregnant.

    9. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by pbaumgar · · Score: 1
      If someone's a lot older, or from a long ways away, they probably won't fit in as well as a "local". This may sound strange, but some people prefer to work with people that they can actually get along with.

      I hope you never have to interview for a job when you are older. How does not being a "local" and being older mean you won't be able to get along with the person?

    10. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      I hope you never have to interview for a job when you're young.

      Anyway, it doesn't mean they *won't* get along, just like a degree doesn't mean that the person got anything out of their education, and just like experience doesn't mean much if it was in something that's "just a job". It's one of several semi-reasonable filters, though it happens to be illegal.

      People get along better with others that are similar. Boo hoo, that's not fair. Let's make another law that requires everyone to get along.

    11. Re:That is the lazy interviewer way. by wolenczak · · Score: 1

      Would you hire a teenager with just highschool for a senior project management position? I guess not. You would be surprised how many resumes you get when you post a job opening for a new position. Many candidates are just submiting resumes to without even reading the job descriptions. What I pointed in the parent post is how to screen for those unviable candidates. Now, when you have a candidate that actually is suitable for the job and discriminate because of age, yes, points taken, it's a federal offense.

  539. legal requirment to work by timmarhy · · Score: 1

    if it ever comes to the day where i legally require that piece of paper to claim i know how to program or fix a PC. THEN i shall do a degree or a cert. untill then, they can fuck off with their useless $2000 pieces of paper.

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  540. Rubish. by jotaeleemeese · · Score: 1

    Companies get many CVs becaue they don't specify the tasks of their jobs properly.

    If you take the time to describe a job role properly you will be surprised how easy it is to filter the people that will not fit the bill.

    Companies using templates for positions are bound to be inundated. Job applicants, helped by job agencies, know which are the most used "templates" for given posisions are.

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    IANAL but write like a drunk one.
  541. Re:There is no point unless... by Pii · · Score: 1
    Last time I checked, IT cert'ed as well as Yale degreed individuals do not comprise "protected classes"
    I'm sure that will come as quite a surprise to the Yale graduates!

    Ba-dum-dum!

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    For those that would die defending it, Freedom
    has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  542. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where is this fantasy land you come from...? The local McDonalds? Does all this angst come from failing your A+ exam? That's the longest string of bullshit I've read all day... Congrats, you've wasted 2 minutes of my time.

  543. Re:There is no point unless... by Pii · · Score: 1
    This "Ask Slashdot" was a thinly veiled license to troll. Any given Slashdotter is most likely either a)hostile to college degrees, or b)hostile to career certifications.

    Me? I have little use for those with what I like to call "fancy book-learnin'," but to each his own.

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    For those that would die defending it, Freedom
    has a sweet taste that the protected will never know.
  544. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree, I'm an IT trainer and have seen the paper mcse's come through they know nothing, the brain dumps are ruining the value of industry certs. I have had students that arent suited to IT at all and guess what they fail their exams.

    However most of the people I train are already in the industry, they know their stuff they just want the piece of paper to go with it.

    For anyone that says the certs are useless try getting one (possibly other than A+) and see how you go.

  545. Gates not a good programm? (Mythbusters, help?) by loqi · · Score: 1

    Gates isn't, eh? Maybe it's just an urban geek legend, but isn't this the sames Gates that coded BASIC for a machine he didn't have in three days, and it ran properly on the first run?

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  546. Re:There is no point unless... by daveb · · Score: 1
    step two of the screening process is discard all resumes with the letters MCSE on them

    Then you sir are an idiot who deserves what you get.

    Sure there are some people that basically cheat their way into a cert by rote learning questions - but there are many who actually study the material and actually LEARN the material that is examined.

    Blindly discarding a CV just because someone has gone to the trouble of being certified is even worse than blindly hiring someone for the same reason.

    BTW - the only people that think MCSE is easy are those who never bothered trying, or those with decades of expreience. For those in between they are bloody hard exams that do test knowledge to certain limits. And no - they do not prove you a server god, or prove skills - the limits are simply "reasonable knowledge" - butthat is an important aspect worth considering along with the rest of the CV.

    Certs have a place within a strong CV.

  547. All I know, I googled. by the1truedan · · Score: 1

    I work for a public school district, and on my first day of work, was asked by my employer what I thought about certifications. I replied, "It's just a tool of corporations to make money off of a useless piece of paper". Long story short, my temp job turned into a multi-year contract. BTW: I am a college drop-out, self taught, technology enthusiast. I have no paper behind my name, but I can figure out pretty much any technological problem with enough google'n. I make more now, per year, than anything I made up to date. If you can show what you know, a signed parchment is moot.

    1. Re:All I know, I googled. by ericbrow · · Score: 1
      But for every story like yours, I can point at at least a dozen dropouts every year who do not have the ambition to do hardly anything. You lucked out stumbling into your situation.

      Not that I think certifications are the answer to anything. My point is, anyone with your drive will succeed, certified or not.

      BTW, our school district hired a guy with a story similar to yours. It took him a full eight hours to install Adobe Photoshop on five brand new computers alone in a classroom (I did the other five new computers in two hours WHILE teaching class). It takes him three hours to troubleshoot a bad patch cable. He got certified in novell some years ago. Maybe a cert will just slow you down.

  548. I have CCNA, what a waste of time... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I learned you can more effectively sell NetGear in to SMB than Cisco. My company talked me into it for a "SOLD" project that never materialized. There was no reimbursements even though they were verbally agreed too. Many of the people at the company have an A+ or are MCP's, I usually help them network or diagnose hard drive failures. I have found a degree is important as a status symbol and probably more so for later on than now. I have pushed into a Sys. Admin position more now than anything and I really am bitter and generally hate the IT field and hope everyones job goes to Mumbai or somewhere and we all become homeless. I really got taken for a ride from the 2-year 'technical' college I graduated from (at least on paper) and have a bitter regret for following Microshaft Crisco and their ways to the darkside. It pains me to know that I wasted all of that itme on CCNA, however proud I was I didi it, because all I really walked away with is complete memorization of the OSI model and other non-Cisco specific things that had I gone a real school that actually cared about what you had learned would have taught me the OSI model in depth and breadth in a tleast two classes. Nothing else really has been more valuable than that to me. Since using it and understanding computers are just layers in an onion like an Ogre you can solve most admin. and other system related issues, even with software. So no, if someone, say on a one-off contract or something says you need to have an A+, I LAUGH AND FORGET IT. I purchased and built hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of Winblows and UNIX servers over the years, along with countless network and client systems and have found paying attention is a more important skill that cannot be taught. The polyanna coomputer field comes down to crap fulfillment by the unknowing sods in control becaue they are greedy money-grubbing whores and control us with slips of paper or something.

  549. studying = good, certification = bad by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I know a large number of people who have wasted their money on "IT certification" which is nothing but a piece of paper you can wipe your ass with. A better idea is to get some good books and perhaps some hands-on experience instead so you can impress prospective employers with a demo of your skills.

  550. yes, but this is not the average by Trepidity · · Score: 1

    Nobody is arguing that these cases don't exist, or that degrees or certifications prove anything. However, on average, a person with a degree in CS and a decent GP is more likely to be at least somewhat knowledgeable about the field than someone with no previous experience and no degrees who simply claims that they are good at CS. There are plenty of self-taught people who are good at CS, but there are also plenty of people who style themselves "computer experts" because they were known among their parents' friends as the local "computer guy" who knew how to install RAM in their computer.

    I don't disagree that there should be less of a rigid weight on degrees, especially if we're talking about people who have previous experience in the field. But, for the most part, degrees are a pretty good predictor when we're talking about people with no previous experience.

  551. Depends by pumbers · · Score: 1

    In my experience, having an IT certification is hardly ever a bad thing - for two reasons.

    Firstly, it shows that you're willing to learn and able to pass an exam (albeit an easy one sometimes) - but at least you're not sitting on your backside and waiting for work to come along, you're actively improving yourself. Looking at someones record of certification can often tell you whether they approach their personal development actively or passively.

    Secondly, having a certification on your resume can get you past the initial sifting that many recruitment agencies carry out for their clients. In areas where there are many more applicants than jobs, not having a certification can exclude you immediately in the eyes of the agency, regardless of relevant experience.

    Do the certificates mean anything? Sometimes. I've used them in the past for the purposes described above but, when I interview someone they must be able to talk about what they've done in the past - commercial or personal experimentation - in some detail and enthusiatically or as far as I'm concerned the certificate is a sham. I'd much rather hire someone who can talk for ages, draw diagrams and discuss problems they solved than someone who just flashes a pile of certificates.

  552. Certs are indeed a waste of time by The+Raffy · · Score: 1

    I'm agreeing completely with anyone else who beleive that IT certs are waste of time and money. I've previously done a CCNA and was amazed by the number of IT companies and organisations I went to here in Australia who had never even heard of a CCNA and those who didn't even know who CISCO were. Then after trying to get a job as either helpdesk or sysadmin after a Network administrators course at TAFE I was told that in order to work as a sysadmin I would need to have an MCSE so I did the course for NT and 2K only to realise how dogdy MS's teaching was for the OS's and i'm sure that many other people have noticed this as well. And after all searching I finally found a job and am now doing the CNAP HP IT essentials in preparation for an A+ only to find out that the information in this curriculum is off kilter as well (appeareantly UNIX and LINUX both run entirely on FAT32) So certs are in my mind a complete waste of time especially when the information contained in the courses for them is incorrect.

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    1. Re:Certs are indeed a waste of time by 1336.5 · · Score: 0

      Lets start here. You are looking for a job in Australia with a certification from a US powerhouse vendor. People in Australia never heard of Cisco? Well...shouldnt you be going with a vendor from Australia? This sounds like your jobless-ness is your own fault not the certifications.

      You took one certification course and you want to be a Sysadmin or Network Admin? You need a lot more experience and background then one course from one company. You were told if you want to be a sysadmin you need a MCSE. This is a load of bullshit. You only need an MCSE if you are supporting a Microsoft network. You should consider companies running a UNIX/LINUX backbone.

      Preparing for an A+? That cert is a waste of time, The A+ is used for a hardware repair job not a Sysadmin. In fact the SAGE salary report proves that of all the certifications sysadmins possess, only 3-4% of the 10,000 sysadmins had only certs, less than 1/3 of those had an A+. Youre problem is simply not having the qualifications you need to work in the field.

      "Apparently UNIX and LINUX both run entirely on FAT32"

      No shit? Its always been that way dumbass. NTFS is a proprietary file system thoguh can be read and written to with small modifications in linux.

      You dont know enough to have a job in the first place. No one cares what certs are in your mind. You have proven yourself to be a complete dumbass.

  553. Non Certification by klept · · Score: 1

    If someone knows so much about a subject and is not certified, what is the big deal about taking the test and being certified? After all, since they are so knowledgeable, the test should be a snap. Am certified myself, and can tell you the test is just a bear minimum foundation. There is so much to learn beyond the test. Yes, there are plenty of dummies out there that are certified. But that doesnt mean the ones that arent certified are not dummies. Unfortunately for the uncertified ones, the ignorance approaches 100%. And usually the uncertified ones are busy telling you how much they know and how little you know. Then they come running to you, literally, to fix the disaster they created. Regretably, more than a few actually run departments.

  554. Amazingly stupid article by walterbyrd · · Score: 1

    I can see both sides of the cert arguement. But this particular article is idiotic.

    >
    True - You can have the knowledge without having to pay to be Certified when it comes to computers.
    True - Just because you have the certification does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who is not certified. You might just be good at taking tests.

    So what is the point of getting IT Certifications? To have a piece of paper?

    IT Certifications can be pretty expensive for many.

    Compared to what? Up to $900 a unit for college? I consider the time required to study for a cert to be much more "expensive" than the $200 to take the exam.

  555. Re:There is no point unless... by sparkz · · Score: 1

    From feedback from a recruiting consultant, I made various changes to my CV (resume, for the Yanks), including putting my quals at the end of the CV. "Real" qualifications (GCSE's, A-Levels, Degree) first, then industry training. I had put these first on the CV, in a nice little table showing date, institution, etc. Simple bullet-points at the end of the CV seem to work well - they back up the claims I make in the body of the CV - who I am, what I do, what I've achieved for previous/current employers, without saying "whoohoo! I've got Cert X or done Training Course Y".
    I also trimmed down the detail on older jobs, since more recent stuff is more relevant (in my case, at least, since I've been in the same job for six years).

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  556. Where on your resume are the certs? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    I barely have room on the one page version of my resume for my engineering degrees.

    I'm with the grandparent, too much emphasis on certs and to the bit bucket your resume gos.

    Some certs are instant shitcan triggers. A+, MC??, CS where CS is taught in the business school...

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  557. higher bill rate by hobrah · · Score: 2, Informative

    my employer can bill a federal/military contact at a higher bill rate if i have certs.

  558. Worked for me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I started my career with a Sun Java certification and as a direct result got a great job working in New York City. Then after several years of gainful employment doing ASP and .NET elsewhere, I moved to the UK and got a Java job immediately - again purely because of my certification. I don't have any other certifications but that one alone has more than proved its worth.

  559. Farting in an elevator is actionable. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    Everything is actionable in the US.

    It's a big problem. I'm in favor of loser pays legal bills, shooting all the lawyers and banning the lawyers that dodge well from holding public office.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  560. Siebel Certification - Is it worth spending $700? by riskyrisk · · Score: 1

    I got my MBA last year (with very little prior experience) and now work as an entry-level Analyst. My company sent me for Siebel Training (Core Consultant, not Analyst) a few months ago and I now do some config. work along with my other (MBA-like) duties. I eventually wish to move into a Mgmt./Tech Consulting firm, as a functional Enterprise App. Consultant. Is it worth spending $700 from my own pocket for a Siebel 7.7 Core Consultant Certification? Would appreciate some feedback.

  561. Precisely the kind of person I think little of. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    They are insecure in their abilitys (generally good, the incompetent invariably call themselves masters).

    They get additional education (good thing).

    They get suckered (Bad thing).

    They play along, thinking that a worthless piece of paper will at least allow them to sucker someone else (Very bad thing).

    The correct response when you realize you're being cheated is to raise hell not join the certified grifters.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  562. The same applies to college by shaitand · · Score: 1

    Fact: You can have the knowledge without having to pay to get a degree in any major. Another fact: Just because you have the degree does not mean you actually know the material as well as someone who does not have a degree. You might just be good at taking tests and conformity. So what is the point of getting a degree? To have a piece of paper?

  563. Just an opinion.. by tuomoks · · Score: 1

    My $0.02 ( or even less.. ) but today I have to work with all the people having all kinds of certificates AND to teach them what's behind the button, a command, an API, and so on.. A little frustrating but then - sometimes some learn, sometimes not ( like today - gets you a little tired.. )

    Can't actually blame the people, that's the trend. Of course I love more how it was done before - take a course on IBM ( pick your manufacturer ) and get the pass / fail "certificate". Now - it was a long time ago and I think the courses may have changed ( I hope not! ). The courses I'm talking were 24x7 internat courses over two ( or more ) weeks, covering anything from OS internals to how to sell the solution ( to customer or to your own boss ), a wrong / failed answer sent you back to learn it again, the teachers were people from real life ( field ) just teaching what they knew, the problems were real problems from every day life, etc.. Honestly - I can't see my co-workers going through that today - most go to sleep after 12h, some can take even 16h but not over two weeks.

    And no course was to learn how the bits and bytes are ( that's your job ) but why they are that way and what are the caveats, strengts and weaknesses and how to use or to avoid those. As you can see, I miss the "old" times but what can you do ??

  564. Freshman class is bigger then soph+junior+senior. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    That's common in engineering programs. It was true where I graduated.

    Those who show up and crack a book once a year can get degrees. But not degrees that mean anything.

    CS is tricky. You need to know what school it was taught out of. When CS is part of business the degree will be worth little more then a business degree. When part of Arts and Sciences CS graduates can be too similar to math majors (theoriticians).

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  565. Ask Slashdot:when did cliff stop beating his wife? by Nailer · · Score: 1

    As someone that is an admin, and interviews people for positions now and then, I can tell you that people with hair are useless. Far too many people who have hair are incompetant and unskilled.

  566. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Five years of sixteen hours a day study?

    When do you find time to eat? or go to classes??

    I have known a number of CS students, and not one of them needed to put in that much time for their studies -not even the grad students (except maybe for midterm grading).

    I think you are exaggerating, or maybe you just needed to study a whole lot to keep up with the others.

  567. Re:There is no point unless... by leereyno · · Score: 1

    Uhhhhh...what kind of crack are you smoking?

    It is most definitely NOT illegal to discriminate against someone based upon their qualifications for a particular job. If you, as the employer, determine that possessing a certification in fact makes a candidate less qualified, then you are perfectly within your rights to discard them as a potential hire.

    People seem to think that just because discriminating based upon sex, age, color, creed, or religion, are illegal (unless of course the discrimination can be dressed up as "affirmative action"), that all discrimination is somehow forbidden. The only form of discrimination that is actually illegal is discriminating against someone based upon aspects of that person's identity that are not related to their ability to perform the job. So while you can't legally refuse to hire someone because they're bald, you can sure as hell refuse to hire them if they're not qualified. What it means to be qualified can be defined any which way an employer wants as long as they are consistent in the application of this standard. And in fact an employer doesn't even have to be consistent as long as the inconsistency is not due to discrimination based upon race, sex, religion, etc.

    I do agree that having a cert tells you that someone wants to be in IT, but so what? I don't give a rat's ass where someone wants to be. I care about whether they have the talent and knowledge it takes to be there, and a certification is a piss poor measurement of both.

    Now this doesn't mean I'd refuse to hire someone who has a cert if I were an employer. Certs are, in and of themselves, irrelvant. But I would be very interested to see how much importance the person I was interviewing placed upon them. If someone comes in and emphasizes the fact that they have certs instead of putting the emphasis on what they know and what they can do, then that person's not going to be working for me.

    Certs are good for impressing people for whom technology is already sufficiently advanced as to be indistinguishable from magic. For those of us who actually know which way is up techology wise, they're nothing more than resume padding.

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  568. Having a MBA is a bad thing. by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    I believe every engineering major should get an MBA before entering the workplace.

    I believe every MBA should get their head out of their ass before entering the workplace.

    You realize most CS majors are'nt taking the engineering core and are skimping on math and science. Some get away with business calculus and make it up taking accounting classes.

    --
    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
    1. Re:Having a MBA is a bad thing. by BoomerSooner · · Score: 1

      If that's the case then they should go to a better university. If you can take business calc and still call your degree a CS/CE degree, that is f'ing sad. Which university is this? I'll avoid those "CS" students like the plague.

  569. Almost a dupe, too. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a long time /. reader, this question has been asked several times, only in slightly different versions. I don't really mind, though, as it always produces some interesting comments. Yeah, a lot of them are repetitive, but so are the RIAA articles, etc.

  570. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Certified mechanics - get real. These are the guys who couldn't even figure out an engine on their own. They need someone to tell them everything. That's like getting some guy with a MD when you need surgery. I'd prefer someone with practical real-world experience cutting on me!

  571. Completely misses the point by HornWumpus · · Score: 1
    The current price and difficulty of most certs is such that mostly low productivity workers take them.

    Even accepting your arguement the cost of the certs would need to be greater then the present value of the benefit of the cert to a low producer. Which would make it marginal at best even for a good worker.

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    John McAfee 'It was like that time I hired that Bangkok prostitute; to do my taxes, while I fucked my accountant'
  572. What's the Point of IT Certifications? by banished · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... What's the point of a Bachelors, Masters, or Ph.D. degree? It's to demonstrate you meet the minimum acceptable educational standards for a job position. One cannot fully ascribe attainment of such degrees solely to the ability to take tests. Some credit must be given the student for understanding the material and having the smarts to adapt classroom education to real-world situations. From those adaptations, comes experience. Do IT certifications help? I think yes -- probably more-so for people with experience, but without a 4-year degree. They demonstrate a minimal acceptable education level. (It would be a mistake to view IT certifications as "training" certificates, as opposed to "educational" certificates.) However, certifications are not a panacea for a degree, particularly if you consider monetary compensation or the likelihood of finding employment. My own observation is experience doesn't count until you've been in a field at least five years with a solid performance record. My bottom line: The value of IT certifications diminishes the higher the degree you have obtained, but they're fully worth pursuing for non-degreed people looking to improve their emplyment prospects. - Banished

  573. Fact, fact, fact... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Fact: you can smoke 3 packs a day for your entire life without adverse effect (just ask my uncle Joe, it worked for him). Another fact: just because you take care of your health, eat well, don't smoke, etc., this does not mean that you will not actually get sick and die of (let's say) lung cancer, or not get sicker than someone who smokes 4 packs a day. So what is the point of taking care of yourself, or avoiding smoking like a chimney?

    p.s. I don't smoke, and don't have any certifications either.

  574. From a certified professional by Abattoir · · Score: 1

    certified, not certifiable. Just RHCE now, but I should be getting SuSE certified in the next year or so. Anyway to answer the questions:

    <i>Do you have certifications? </i>

    Yes, see above. RHCE on RH 8.0 (technically expired). I worked on a Solaris certification, using a Java-based training CD, but I moved to a Linux team and no longer support Solaris.

    <i>Was it worth getting certified? </i>

    Yes? Probably. It hasn't changed my employment if that's what this question is asking.

    <i>How do employers, employees and management feel about them? </i>

    The company I work for places significant value in certifications. All around. Certified professionals are more likely to get hired on full time.

    <i>Do you pay for them? Does the company pay for them?</i>

    I work for a gigantic megacorporation that paid for mine. They will pay for any upcoming certifications. Its probably not fair to the other /.'ers that had to pay their own way, but I don't feel bad :).

    <i>Is it worth being certified if you do not get a pay raise for it?</i>

    To me it is, as I didn't have to pay for the class or the test.

    <i>What certifications bring more than others? Are specialized more employable than general certifications? </i>

    From my observation, specialized certifications are more valuable. Certifications that require significantly more work than simply answering a multiple choice test are also more valuable. For example, the Solaris certification I was studying for was a multiple choice / fill-in-the-blank test. On the practice tests with little more than a few hours of study, I was getting passing grades. In contrast, the Red Hat certified engineer test was extremely difficult. Only a small portion of it was multiple choice (now removed completely). You really have to know what you're doing to pass the test even at the RHCT (technician) level.

    I know several people who took the RHCE exam with a mixed bag of skill levels. Only a few without much (at least 2 years) experience as Linux admins passed the RHCT and the minority there passed the RHCE. Some of those who took the exam even with a good amount (2-5 years) of Linux admin experience even passed the RHCT!

    The CISSP, CCNA, CCIE and other four to five letter acronyms are known to be good certification exams that really test the knowledge of the test taker. Note that the MCSE is NOT one of those tests.

  575. Where do you guys find time to study for MCSE. by briant97 · · Score: 1

    Just wondering where everyone finds the time to study for their MCSE. I would like to get it but being a network admin and being on call and having a family w/2 kids and one on the way I seem to never even have time to pick up a book. What have you guys found is the quickest most effective way to study for such an exam. Any suggested would be really helpful.

  576. I'm a wiz at computers by The+Infidel · · Score: 1

    That Jimmy-bob sure is good with the computers. He showed me how to get my email from the internets. He even is certified by Bill Gates himself to work with computers. We are so proud of Jimmy-bob.

  577. Too bad no one will read this by Travoltus · · Score: 1, Insightful

    You can't get any good admins because no one can become a good admin now. This is because newbies can't get any experience in system/network admins. Most sysadmin jobs are all offshored and there's only a tiny few jobs for them domestically. And all those jobs require 5-10 years of experience.

    Hardly any school in the country teaches system administration in a structured, disciplined way which means you learn it piecemeal and miss quite a few important things (thus inspiring people to reinvent the wheel). Network administration doesn't teach you specific operating systems except Windows and some uberpopular brand of Linux. If the OS game changes on you, like say you're put into a network run by Macs? Crispy toasty city, you're more lost than Goldilocks.

    Corporate America has destroyed the entry level base from which more experienced workers are made. You can't get an entry level job to get the experience required for a "real" sysadmin job.

    So now you have a tiny handful of old guard admins who are probably employed for life, and the rest of your applicants are newbies trying to break into the industry.

    This is Catch-22 at its finest. But Corporate America brought this upon themselves.

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    --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
    1. Re:Too bad no one will read this by zentigger · · Score: 1

      I agree with your principal statement, but not the logic behind it.
      The problem is more with the people: Nobody wants to spend the time on the mailroom floor working up from the bottom so to speak. They are all just hoping for the instant gratification that is promised by Microsoft certification. Woo-f-ing-Hoo. You have a certificate and now you're a somebody. You are too great and mighty to spend a couple of years doing phone support and sound-card-swapping while trying to work up from the inside.

      Get to know your network administrator...Learn your network--even if you don't have priviledges to administer anything.

      Position yourself.

      Good systems administrators are hard to find because they don't take shit and tend to be somewhat revered so they don't make it out onto the open job market. And you certainly don't get to be a good sysadmin wihtout being able to look forwards far enough to keep yourself in a good position.

      blah, blah, blah...does any of that make any sense? damn...think I need another beer *hehe*

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      the above is my personal opinion and does not necessarily reflect that of the little voices in my head

    2. Re:Too bad no one will read this by Travoltus · · Score: 1

      [ I agree with your principal statement, but not the logic behind it.
      The problem is more with the people: Nobody wants to spend the time on the mailroom floor working up from the bottom so to speak. They are all just hoping for the instant gratification that is promised by Microsoft certification. ]

      I'm the last person to extol the virtues of MSCE's and such. Experience is the best teacher and discipline is one of the best tools. As I said, a MSCE would be useless trying to admin a Mac or Linux network.

      As for getting to know your network admin, exactly what does this get you? Network admins in my workplaces never let me anywhere near their stuff and they were fairly tight lipped about anything they knew. I got to work with the company network solely because I discredited a network admin repeatedly and predicted a few network intrusions based on his asinine admin tactics, such as not deploying necessary employee optimization solutions, which led to our network being infested by spyware and viruses. BTW I got kicked back from "interim admin" (the other guy got fired) to project manager after they hired a bearded old guy with 177,000 years of network admin experience.

      So much for my shot at network administration.

      [Woo-f-ing-Hoo. You have a certificate and now you're a somebody. You are too great and mighty to spend a couple of years doing phone support and sound-card-swapping while trying to work up from the inside.]

      When was the last time a tech support guy actually ever became a network admin? What intersect is there between the knowledge gained in tech support (swapping sound cards, as you put it) and the knowledge required to run a heterogenous network?

      Working your way up from tech support, if your employer will even let you work up to network admin from there (which I can't imagine any employer doing), still means (IMHO) you have left out many critical elements of knowledge required to be a competent admin.

      I strongly believe that one needs formal, structured, disciplined training in heterogenous network administration to be an effective admin. This does not mean certifications; it means old school, nose to the grindstone, lab work, homework and tons of hands-on training, along with a lot of sanctioned, lab supervised opfor training (aka all-out hacking wars). Your education resume should say "I came out of this school having learned and demonstrated how to build from scratch, configure and then lock down a heterogenous network of Mac's, Sparc's, Linux boxes and PC's, and I optimized employee computer usage this way, that way, and the other way", etc. and you should be able to back up every claim you make under the hot lamp of your would-be employers' pre-employment scrutiny.

      Sysadmin school, as I'd call it, is going to be deadly necessary very soon, as the proliferation of computer networks, and the dearth of good admins (oh yeah, we have a lot of "good old boys" admins who got their jobs because of connections, but they vastly outnumber the real true blue good admins) is going to leave our entire computer infrastructure open to attack.

      Sadly, our corporate masters and their government lapdogs don't care enough to get this idea going. Hackers hurt us little people a lot but they don't hurt the corporations. Much. Ok, they do hurt 'em, but then the corporations get bailed out at taxpayer expense and Uncle Sam uses it to DMCA, TCPA and USAPATRIOT away our freedoms but I digress...

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    3. Re:Too bad no one will read this by Miguelito · · Score: 1

      This is because newbies can't get any experience in system/network admins. Most sysadmin jobs are all offshored and there's only a tiny few jobs for them domestically.

      Actually no.. it's mostly for the reasons the other reply mentioned.. people don't want to earn their way up into the position, they want to take a quick cert test and get hired on as a senior level admin. When we do hire more entry level admins, we don't have as hard a time finding someone, but we often need to fill more senior spots. Those are the ones that have all the applications from peope who think a cert means easy money.

      Quite often we'll look for someone outside the company for a long time, then end up bringing up someone from inside who, while not as experienced at the admin position, at least knows our internal systems well and can be brought up to speed quickly. The tech support and desktop level support people is where the entry level chances really are these days. It's easy to see who at that level wants to learn more and move up in the company too... and who's a slacker that won't go very far.

      Hardly any school in the country teaches system administration in a structured, disciplined way...

      Ironically I got the job that I'm still at, 8 years later, specifically because I took a sysadmin class at a school that was taught in a very structured, disciplined way. I also happened to be in a lab group with some other guys that eventually got a job here before I did, who then came to me when they needed to hire another admin because they'd seen my skills in class. They knew I had the skill and (more importantly) the learning ability as well as the drive to do what it takes to solve a problem that would make me a good admin.

      As for the OS game... if you want to be an admin, you should know that you're going to have to constantly teach yourself (or get your company to pay for training) everything you can. Not only about the OSes you already work on, but any others that you might work on some day, lest you find yourself replaced by someone else that can do that work.

      I love the multiple mentions of Corporate America too.. like it's some hulking beast coming to squash us all. Lookout! It's Godzilla! I mean... Corporate America... AAAHHHHH run for your lives!!

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  578. The truth... by Mordanthanus · · Score: 1

    I have been *working* in IT for over 15 years. Started with computers LONG before that. I am probably one of the best computer technicians I know (and have trained a good many as well) and can honestly say that experience will KEEP that perfect job, but not land it. I am very good at what I do, and others (customers and other IT people) recognize it when I am working on their gear. But without a doubt, 15+ years experience may look great on a resume, but you MUST have the paper just to get your foot in the door. I have applied to so many places, I've lost count. I have gone in to interview and sounded better than 95% of all the other candidates. But I don't have a degree. And I have been told by many employers that they would hire me in a second if I did. I figured this much experience would speak for itself. I even have 21 Brainbench certs and am Toshiba certified to work on their servers and laptops. But I don't have A+. I don't have MCSE. I don't have several hundred dollars to get them, although I probably know more about networking and computer repair than 90% of them. And THAT is the name of the game. Buy your "brand name" certs, cause out here in the real world, you can be a certified dumbass and get the job you want.

    By the way, I'm still looking for that perfect job...

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  579. Certs? Get smart! by halgorithm · · Score: 0

    I work as a contractor until I can find viable employment with a company that is deserving. I have my A+ and experience working at a fortune 500 company IT department.

    With that said, an interview I had six months ago sat me down with a piece of paper and a pen - asked me a few problems to work out on paper. One was the 'have a bucket that can hold five gallons and three gallons with an unlimited water source - measure exactly four gallons using both buckets' question... Needless to say the rodent in my brain turned on its wheel as I wrote out a diagram of how to do it, and got hired on the spot.

    If you can think your way out of a box - who needs certifications? The answer is all IT people do. It sounds like everyone is right knowing our experiences and what's occured. I was fortunate enough to have previous experience and a few certs under my belt.

    ---
    For you out there that don't know the answer to the question: fill the three gallon and dump it into the empty five gallon bucket - fill the three gallon again but only fill it up to the top of the five gallon - leaving one gallon in the three gallon bucket. Dump out the five gallon bucket. Now put the one gallon you had in the three and put it in the five and then fill up the three all the way and dump it into the five... voila! Four exact gallons of water (I was thinking about beer and the wasted five gallons when I took the quiz)

  580. Why pay more by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I don't have any certifications, but I do have a degree.

    To me certifications are just a waste of time, and another way for the corp. that makes the product to get more money. But a degree teaches you abstract theory and teaches you to learn on your own. Besides, every year or so you have to get re-certified. Certifications don't help people think out of the box.

    To me certifications are just a piece of paper.

    And if someone came to me for employment with just certification(s), I would have one word for them.

    NEXT!!!

  581. The pen... by Demon-Xanth · · Score: 1

    ...is blue...

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    If you think education is expensive, you should try ignorance -- Derek Bok, president of Harvard
  582. i just stuck a valuable new certificate on my wall by Javaman59 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    http://pluto.jhuapl.edu/ecard/
    It looks most impressive too! :D

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    I'm a software visionary. I don't code.
  583. I Beg to Differ by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hear all of you giving certifications a hard time. And you have many legitimate points but I differ on a number of them. I even heard someone say that the CCIE is not to be compared to a nursing or engineering degree. While many many certifications out there are too easy Cisco is one of the few that does it right. I think anyone would be hard pressed to find someone who could simply sit in a lecture hall with a book and pass a CCIE when they walk out the door at the end of 4 years - it takes legitimate technical skill. MS or COMPTIA on the other hand . . . simply too easy. That said, I seem ALOT of people walk out of school with a BS Degree and It's worth about as much as an MCP - their virtually worthless on a technical level - not always the case but often. Another point - I'm a consultant - and the certificates for us are not so much a testiment to skill as they are a marketing tool. There required by vendors to reach partner status and they give customers an increased level of confidence. At a minimum it shows that we take the time to at least take a cursory overview of the materials enough to pass the exam. And I think with most exams out there today catching so much flack we're seeing an improvment in the test requirements. I don't think for examply an architect can walk off the street and pass the MCSE with hardly any studying like you could in the NT days. My basic point boils down to this - Yes there are some problems with certifications but there are also problems in our school systems with students being trained by profs who don't work in the field or haven't been updated on technology. Both have there problems both have their merits.

  584. Re:There is no point unless... by Necrotica · · Score: 1

    Heh, I totally understand what you're saying. I just couldn't help but point out the irony in a CISSP's web site being spammed like that.

    If it weren't for the fact that you specifically mentioned your certification I never would have noticed. I'm planning on attending the CISSP training seminar this year myself. :)

  585. What would the medical devices say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    True, and you'll notice that even for the computer field. The certifications for those who work with medical equipment is rigerous.

  586. My interview a few weeks ago by gamepln1 · · Score: 1

    I might just say that there are some certifications that you have to be computer savvy to know. More to the point of the question posed. I was just hired a few weeks ago by a major online retailer. As part of the interview process I was interviewed by four or five people, and all of them were poised to the position "will you get the certifications related to where you are going to work?" I say this because I had no certifications, but interviewers and my new manager said after the interviews that I have to get five certifications in four months. If i didn't get these certifications they were going to can me. So I would say that certifications are where the industry are going instead of schooling.

  587. Certifications are good (not a troll) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    First off, I'd like to say I agree both that having the cert doesn't mean you know what you're doing and not having the cert doesn't mean you don't.

    With that out of the way, certs are good (or at least not all bad). I have an MCSE and a CCNA. Both were self taught and the MCSE (~$1000 + books) was paid for by my employer.

    While I knew a lot about AD and IOS prior to getting certified, getting the cert makes you learn the the MS and Cisco way of thinking. So long as you keep it in perspective rather than drinking the kool-aid, this provides a common set of knowledge and a definitive vocabularity, which facilitates communication.

    Certs are a way for vendors to promote knowledge about using their products, which is important. Take security for example; half the job lies with the vendor providing secure code, but the other half lies with the admin configuring the product properly. The vendor has a responsibility to help the workforce be competent at using their product.

    Certs are also important for employers. While you can BS your way through both a multiple guess exam and a job interview, most of the exams are slightly harder than the average job interview. A cert doesn't mean your an expert, but it does show you're not totally green.

    The people milking geeks and geek wannabes are trainers who charge $5000 for a 1 week course. I would be embarrased to say I paid that kind of money for a cert.

  588. What would the whiners say? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I wouldn't worry about the whining. There's a grain of truth in some of it, but most of it comes from the unmotivated.* Whaaa! Why do I have to work so hard to succeed? You see all the time around here. Whaaa! Why do I have to compete with people overseas? Whaaaa! Why do I have to learn this new technology. e.g. XML. Whaaa! I need a job, but my real attitude is all businesses are the tool of satan. Just look at my Pointy Horned Boss.

    *Quite frankly I'm a blue collor worker, and I think that most complainers need to STFU. I wish I had a job were I could sit on my ass all day, and bitch on slashdot about how unfair life is. Now if you'll excuse me. I got to turn in early, so I can get up early and help keep the lifeblood of your profession going. e.g.electricity.

  589. Totally agree by Marshall+Q · · Score: 1

    When we employ we actually almost count certification as a black mark (I say almost to get the point across). If you know computers, you don't need a cert to get a job, unless you're a newbie, and then it doesn't mean much anyway. I do believe however that if your potential employer is a book type (ie lawyer, accountant) then they will go for those with qualifications because that is all they know, (no offence to those of you that may fit that bill)!

  590. Re:There is no point unless... by Jinjuku · · Score: 1
    I need to break in here. I am a co-principal of a software developement/consultation firm. I am also Cert'd out in my areas of expertise: MCSE NT4/Exchange 5.5/Proxy2.0 then MCSE Win2k, Exchange 2000, ISA server, CCNA and CCNP then MCSE 2003. These are all areas that I knew MORE about AFTER the certification process (that is cracking the books) than before. When I was working for a consultancy, I went through the CCNA and CCNP courses, got my hands on routers and configs, and learned as in "salt of the earth"

    The funny thing is, that with 6 months of experience and books, we had un-certed "Cisco" guys with 3+ years "experience" coming to me for answers, Password recovery, EGRP, STUN encapsultion etc... Not that they knew these were the name of protocols that were the solution that they were looking for. I find that people the wave away at certs, do so because they don't know any better.

    How do some of the people here on slash dot poo poo certifications when they have none? I'll tell you what, I remember when slash dot had to phone home to Cisco because the slashdot crew fucked up thier router configs big time, you wanna know something, you shoulda got yourself a CCNA instead of sticking with that know-it-all attitude

    Check out the thread here: http://slashdot.org/features/01/06/27/124207.shtml

    And how about this tidbit from the link: "So he's in the switch and he's disgusted and horrified by how we have it configured, and I'm sure he's right. So I ask him, "Well, can you change all that?" I figure he'd say, "No, this your equipment, you fix it yourself," but he doesn't, he says, "Sure, what's the config password?" You gotta be kidding me, I must have dialed the wrong number here... this cannot be a tech support line... you can't actually get a tech support rep on a toll-free number simply to log in and fix your router setup while you whine at him on the phone... this is not real.

    So he's in the switch config and he's having a great time pointing out everything some of our people warned us about months ago. He tells me this is wrong, we shouldn't be doing this or that... "Well, then change it if you don't mind," I tell him. "Switch broke. Me dumb. You fix." ...so at one moment Scott wanted to undo some changes. He bounces the switch... copy startup-config running-config ... the switch resets itself... then email starts streaming into my inbox... then I can ping our sites all of a sudden... we're back online! Everything is back! Weird.

    Ok, that's all fine, but Scott is still freaked out about how we have the switch configured. Soon I get a call from Barnaby, another hot shot Cisco tech rep. He just logged into our switch and he's horrified too. He wants to walk me through a total switch upgrade and cleanup right now. "Not tonight", I tell him, "I'm burnt and I need to consult some some network people over here before we mess with this any further.""

    Ya your burnt, because you did it to your self! You wanna know why I don't get "burnt"? It's because I am competent and will take any chance to learn from any source before I assume I know it all

    So when it comes to hiring, I will give preference to degreed and cert'd people first. I am not saying that I would pass up obvious talent that didn't but your chances are slimmed someone because if you come at me with an attitude that you are smart but just didn't "bother" I may just think your fucking lazy.

  591. Re:Ask Slashdot:when did cliff stop beating his wi by bladesjester · · Score: 1

    Darn my long, curly hair. I knew it was a problem, but I never knew that it sapped what little intelligence I had =]

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  592. My two cents by Emperor+Tiberius · · Score: 1

    My two cents on certifications...

    Anyone can go to a "cram" session and obtain a certification. Even though I know nothing of the given subject (aside from what I crammed), the HR person interviewing me doesn't either. All the non-IT HR person sees is a shiny certification.

    On the flip side, a lot of companies use certs as a "filter." If I have no certs, but a good deal of experience; a company may "filter" me out of the running based on that I have no certs. A human will probably never see my resume. Even though I'm more than qualified for the position.

    So, I suppose in the end certs can be good and bad. While they're nice to have (if you have the cash and the time), they certainly shouldn't be used as a crutch. My office does face-to-face interviews with most qualified applicants. A cert won't grant, nor deny you a chance for a job. However, be prepared to have your knowledge tested should you advertise your cert in an interview.

  593. Depends on where you are by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Look,
    There are certain communities they loves the "cert".
    They're obsessed with it. Namely almost all Asian countries are like that.
    Then, there are those good companies that wants to improve their success. SO they go for those who they think can help them get there by their experience, attitude etc.
    Then, there are those that just cares about who will cop the shit when the dogs get let out. Those are the ones that cares a lot about certs.
    To me, I'm cert. in somethings. But I don't write it down since I'm ashamed of it and I haven't gotten it "renewed".
    You see, you have to "renew" these certs. which are completely useless in the real world. The "renewal" process is not education. Learning about things is education. Merely going to tests and paying company xxx $$$$ is not.
    Experience in the field is much more valuable then certs.
    Another thing to consider. Can you cert. any developers? How can you certify them?
    TO test them if they know how to write if..then..else statements? Or to test them if they've got the right logic in their mind so they don't write redundant and weird logic into their code? Going by the norm, I would say the certs probably take the former.
    I hope I got my point across

  594. Certs Good? by onegooditguy · · Score: 1

    I think that all you losers out there that use brain dumps and cheat sheets to get certs should be shot. You are the ones that have made certs worthless and ruined it for the ones that actually used certs to show the experience that they have gained. This is why viruses run rampant and systems crash. Because you idiots with no knowledge are running systems that you really know nothing about. Way to go!

  595. Similar to college degrees by eng69 · · Score: 1

    It is the same as a college degree. The whole purpose is to show that you are trainable and can learn. If you get some knowledge out of the process, that is only a bonus.

  596. Re:There is no point unless... by Random832 · · Score: 1

    if they're so "incidental" why can't he just ignore them?

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  597. Re:There is no point unless... by Random832 · · Score: 1

    assuming I belong to a specially-protected class of people

    You assume you might not? You don't belong to a race? A gender? you don't have a sexual orientation? your age is undefined?

    Or were you under the impression that only _some_ such groups were protected? While it's probably rarer for being white to be the subject of hiring discrimination, and gender discrimination might vary widely by field, that doesn't mean the protection isn't _there_ :P

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  598. Certificates are important. And, here's why... by CherniyVolk · · Score: 1


    True, those who are certified might not have any more a clue than those who never bothered with the test.

    Now, let's take a little issue that's going to hit a lot of us where it hurts. A college education...

    Many who graduate college, resent the fact they completely wasted their money, if infact their intentions were academic as they should have been. Not very many skills require much more than learning from a book and or consumer accessible and affordable equipment. Surgeons, might very well need "formal" training by an organization that has the wealth, clout and legal status to handle real human corpses. But a mathematician? A computer scientist? A philosopher? Not one mathematical concept, a math major might learn is only restricted to Harvard, Berkeley whereever. Even a state library of a town of only 1000 in the deep South amongst the very poor has enough math books to cover pretty much any knowledge a math major of any university could retain. So, as far as knowledge goes, college graduates might not enjoy realizing they wasted thousands of dollars and could have "enlightened" themselves for far cheaper as no library I ever visited had a cover charge.

    So, what makes a degree or certificate important if they are fundamentally horsecrap in regards to academic retention and accomplishment with a dash of mental apptitude? Capitalism... one word, one idea that has put a severe dent in the quality of education from coast to coast, nation to nation continent to continent. 50 years ago, if any man had a degree in Chemistry... he was far more interested in "science" than any random man trying for a chem degree today (and if you say otherwise, in facing the norm, you're a bold faced liar). Today, odds are, the only reason the person claims he's interested in "science" is in hopes of a fat paycheck.

    Who can blame him?

    But, what I think has happened is the venture capitalists who invest money in companies. We really do have some idiots in America that just happened on enough money for serious investment, it's unbelievable how ignorant these people often are yet they drive around in Ferraris. Now, they want to make money, so they approach 'X' company. It's business, and so they will ask a lot of questions, some might seem personal, some might seem challanging or offensive but you have to ignore this becuase it's "business". They know absolutely nothing of the company or what it does other than it's "product"/"service" generates more money industry wide. So, for the sake of, 'We just want to see what we are buying!', they do know college degrees... and here is where acadamia takes the hit in quality. Becuase since they have no clue how to identify quality and skill, they have to rely on the faith of a college degree to imply that the company has "knowledgable" personal and isn't a bunch of pansies running about totally clueless. So, we have the domino effect. Companies want the money these morons want to give away, so they make effort to satisfy their concerns. Requiring college degrees to stare at the wall all day long... Then we have people who want those jobs, and the schools who want a good graduate rollout... next thing you know, an idiot is running down the street with a physics degree and couldn't ever explain why he tripped and bumped his head.

    It's hard to identify what jobs should require a degree. A degree is supposed to imply a deep seeded interest in the subject, almost obssesive, but with a strong indication that the person happened to be distracted enough to take an interest in "college" which has nothing to do with "music", "math", "poetry"... But, other than obvious careers where to attain the skill would be very impractical for the average person to attain, then for all other jobs the only ones who should legally give preference to degreed applicants are those in Research and Development (where, they are actually researching and developing something groundbreaking and NEW. No, degree required for a chop shop simply being a systems integrator...)

    But, that's my opinion on the matter, I'm certain many would disagree. (Oh, and I'm wasting money too as I'm currently in college. As I give my money, I say this, intellectually, it is a huge waste of time.)

  599. Re:There is no point unless... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    huh huh huh he said butthat... huh huh huh huh

  600. Good and bad certifications by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Here is the bad: where certifications are used as a tool for the wrong reason. About ten years ago, I had to get my CNE (Novell Netware) mostly because it was a requirement that someone in our company be a CNE for us to bid on network request for proposals. This was true even if the installation did not call for Netware. The sad fact is that a few years later, our company had another CNE that had never installed Netware, and had never even typed any commands on a console. This person bought his CNE via a golden parachute from another company.

    Here is the good: We use certifications as a litmus test in conjunction with other criteria. For example, we think a CCNA is nothing to consider, but a CCNP with five years at a current systems integration company is not something to overlook. It is a decent enough pairing of validators to make people feel comfortable. Now, I work with some people that has zero certifications, but are knowledgeable at an expert level with networking technologies. However, you can see that from asking a few key questions and reviewing their 15 years of computer networking experience.

    Now, the good and bad about computer science degrees are just the same. There are people that do well in school, enjoying the lifestyle college usually affords them, patiently learning literature and history, and following a rigid schedule. Some CS people get out of school and no practical knowledge, and hence are worthless. They cannot pick up concepts any faster than the person without a degree. Now, there are others with a wealth of knowledge at depth, but cannot apply that knowledge to troubleshoot problems or design networks or programs. And, there are others that have little collabrative abilities.

    Myself, and some other people I work with, could not get through school. While there are many factors that contributed to us not getting degrees, we have all done fairly well. In many respects, we have bypassed what many have accomplished with degrees, at least in the circles of people we know. Certifications, for me at least, have been a way to counter the fact that I do not have a degree. I could tell a potential employer, "Yes, I was a physics major for a brief period at a university, but I left school due to personal reasons and did not return because I had an excellent opportunity to work for an Internet service provider. I started working with computers at a young age, and much was self-taught, or at least not instructed while I was in school. My interests have led to a career with more than fifteen years of computer networking experience. Certifications I hold include the Red Hat Linux Certified Engineer, Certified Novell Engineer (versions 3 through 5), and the Cisco Certified Network Administrator. One I have let lapse is the Compaq Accredited Systems Engineer. And, I am currently in pursuit of the CCNP and CCSP, having just recently found it interesting to work with Cisco equipment."

    At this point, I do not find it difficult to maintain marketability of myself in the job market. I think that certfications have certainly helped me. I can see the point of the person with a CS degree begrudging employers wanting certifications, but it is important to them all along the chain. Companies sometimes work with vendors that want to speak with someone current with a certification, not someone with a 10-year old CS degree. I have had many bosses in the past with degrees that they have not used and live in the past, the computer world completely passing them by.

  601. Re:There is no point unless... by arf_arf_arf · · Score: 1

    he didn't sort before piping into uniq.

    not certified for that.

  602. Re:There is no point unless... by suricatta · · Score: 1

    I was a self-motivated go-getter who learned programming independantly back in primary and high school. When I graduated from high school I tried to get a job, but without any work experience or formal training in the field, no one would give my resume a second look.

    Once I got that degree, I got the first job I applied for.

    Once my potential employers were happy that I had a degree, they were delighted about the fact that I had been programming for over a decade as a hobby before receiving any formal traing. But without that degree they didn't give a rats arse.

    The problem is that most hirers don't think like you do, so we in the job market need to jump through hoops, like getting degrees and certifications, in order to get noticed.

    While I agree that there are plenty of those "drones" as you put it with degrees and no real problem solving skills, there are certainly plenty of talented people out there who have gotten that degree.

  603. I have no credentials - i earn 100K by Getfunky · · Score: 0

    All you have to do is have good communication skills and be able to find information and you can earn what i earn.

  604. Re:There is no point unless... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1

    Most of the CS degree holders I meet describe long hours of tedious study of useless (in the vast majority of computer related jobs) COBOL on ancient and limited systems. Some describe hours of Novell training (and not the cool new SUSE-based stuff, I mean bindery context and the like) or, even worse, a lot of M$ crap that's not relevent to enterprise level computing. People who look at me like I've grown another head when I tell them to shift something right two bits or similar low-level concept.


    Come hire from Western Washington University's CS Department then. ;)

    Seriously, the above was a description of my first year.

    FIRST year.

    I don't know what the heck they are going to do to me next. o_O
  605. Re:There is no point unless... by Com2Kid · · Score: 1
    Five years of sixteen hours a day study?


    Well I am aiming for a dual major.... :)


    When do you find time to eat? or go to classes??


    I was including classes in the 16 hours.

    This is of course averaged out, I mean I can very well study my arse off until 2am in the morning 4 days of the week and sleep like a log the remaining 3.


    I think you are exaggerating, or maybe you just needed to study a whole lot to keep up with the others.


    I'd get a lot more sleep but people keep asking me questions. ...

    Go awwaaay, I am trying to sleeeeeeep

    The strangest thing I ever got asked was if I knew COBOL.

    No.

    (thankfully, or I would have people asking me questions on that too!)
  606. what certs are really for by v1 · · Score: 1

    is to weed out the majority of the fools. Some of the certs serve only as a paper chain to hold back people that simply are not willing to invest any effort.

    I have four certifications, for servicing Apples. They are all required for what I do, and I cannot order parts from Apple without them.

    Help Desk Specialist - lets just call this one the "have you ever used a computer in your life?" test. It's that easy. Really. Knowing what a macintosh looks like is purely optional.

    Portable Tech: service techniques will help, but are purely optional to pass this test. More important to know differences between the various models like which one uses PC133 and which uses PC333.

    Desktop Tech: as with Portable Tech, but sprinkle in some CRT safety that you have to know. Miss even one safety question and you fail. Other than that, still a piece of cake.

    Technical Coordinator: Where did THAT truck come from? I thought these were easy tests? OK this one you will have to study for if you want to pass. Don't expect the answers to be in the studyguide either. I swear they really make some of that stuff up on the test.

    Those are descriptions of the intial test. The recertifications are done online and are actually quite a measurable amount more difficult. The initial tests seem to be to find out what you know. The recerts are more a case of "what new information can you find, and how FAST can you find it?" You spend several hours keeping your web browser very very busy. It helps to have a friend onhand with another machine to help hunt information down as it is timed. If the test is indeed a measure of your ability to find information, it's more of a "who you know" than "what you know", so I don't see a problem with having an assistant.

    I've heard from the PC techs that certs are much the same on their side of the fence. Things like A+ are borderline "you HAVE seen a computer before?" While things like CNE are "uh oh where are my books?" There doesn't seem to be much in between the gap though. Leads me to believe that there are really only two kinds of certs - the pushovers that are there to keep out the riffraff, and the REAL certs that prove you actually know a sizeable chunk about your field.

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  607. Depends on the test by phorm · · Score: 1

    I've been administrating 'nix machines in a semi-large environment for several years now and would consider myself quite competent. At my current job we (the techs) will be taking a test that asserts how much we really know. For myself I'm more experienced than many of the others, but I learned a few neat tricks from studying. However, there are also many parts to the test that look to be simply archaic or not useful to what I do. Certainly I wouldn't touch sendmail with a 100-foot-pole (there are much better replacements out there) and any exam where you have to memorize flags and other details which would be very easily available from manyfiles or a --help option just doesn't sit well with me.

  608. LPI by GingerDog · · Score: 1

    This is what the lpi ( http://www.lpi.org/ ) aims for.

    It's not _free_, but at expos you can do an exam for something like 20 quid, which is pretty near free.

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    1. Re:LPI by torn66 · · Score: 1
      Are there ANY free certs? (And would they mean anything since you didn't actually have to pay for them?) Or has everything become a profit service now?

      Unfort, I live in NY, which doesn't have an expo till next year sometime...

  609. why certification is good - I don't have any. by Teunis · · Score: 1

    I have been employed at base level (or in remarkably bad) positions in the computer industry since 1991. I don't have a degree and none of the employers I've had have allowed me time off or sufficient income to afford any of the certifications.

    At this point I'm screwed. I'd LOVE to be working - but I can't even prove anything because I worked for a run of really, really, really bad employers. The best of the bunch are closed now and the worst had their main offices burn down (they were in a really poorly built building. There were a couple cool people working there and I hope they're doing well wherever). *sigh*

    Certification or a degree would make my chances better. I've worked with most of the technology around here before certification existed. And it's not like I've stopped.

    Oh well. Now I'm taking my chances on a new startup based on MacOSX programming, and having fun doing it. I may not have an income above local social assistance, but at least I'm programming and system administrating. *sigh*

    I repeat - certification and degrees are GREAT. They let you in the door. The one that keeps slamming in my face.

  610. Re:There is no point unless... by bhiestand · · Score: 1

    I guess you're missing the point.

    Microsoft, with Bill Gates as their spiritual leader, is an up-and-coming religion. They're already almost as rich and powerful as the Vatican.

    Linux, with Linux Torvalds as their spiritual leader, is also a religion now. They're the new atheists, heretics, agnostics, humanists, and pretty much anything else that'll get you burned at the steak.

    Mmmmm steak.

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  611. Re:There is no point unless... by bhiestand · · Score: 1
    Well, how would you react to someone who listed "ENRON Certified Accountant" on their résumé?


    I'd hire them in a heartbeat! Creativity is a valuable skill, and their experience will certainly be useful!

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  612. Certification is a process, not a piece of paper by pCarsten · · Score: 1

    Disclaimer: I'm the Certification Manager @ MySQL AB

    If all you see in a certification is a piece of paper, then it's pretty obvious why you don't see it as being worth the paper on which it's printed.

    Luckily, many people - and most especially those in the HR department and the managers you want to hire you - can see beyond this.

    Getting certified is a process you go through: training, studying and gaining experience. Then you go to take the exam and get the paper. You are not a better developer for having a certification exam than the next guy. But if you do go through the certification process, I guarantee you that you are a better developer than before you started the process of getting certified. Even if all you did was to sit down and read through the curriculum, I'll bet that you discovered details about the subject that you were never aware of, or had previously ignored or worked around.

    Why do corporations require you to get certified? For much the same reasons that we, as a society, require people to have a driver's license before they get into a car and start roaming the streets. A driver's license is no guarantee that we won't get into an accident, and we all know lousy drivers, and wonder how they ever got their license. But few of us would want to make away with the licensing scheme, simply because we know that, in the overall scheme of things, requiring everyone to have a license will sharply reduce the number of accidents that happen on our roads. Driver's licenses aren't perfect, but it's a simple and effective method to keep down the number of accidents that occur on a yearly basis.

    And for much the same reason, managers require certification: A certification does not guarantee that you won't hose the database or that you won't pull the wrong plug while repairing machines in the data center. But they sharply reduce the likelihood of that happening.

    There's another reason why you should get certified, and that is to validate the training you get. I can't help wondering why it is that individuals and companies are willing to fork over tons of money to get their staff through training, yet they do not offer the bit extra to get the certifications in place. Really, certification is often the only metric you have available for validating that the money you paid for training yourself or your staff were well spent. From the employer's perspective, adding a requirement of certification to training has the added benefit that the ones taking part in the training will not only stay awake and pay attention during the course; they will also review the materials afterward, giving the most value for the training money.

  613. IT made it's own problems by Liger-Zero · · Score: 1

    The reason for certifications is because the IT realm failed to regulate itself and set high standards. For example, in Medical and Legal fields to practice you need to have both a college education and pass a state and somtimes a national board. Self study is not accepted, thus, in doing so set a standard for employers and customers to judge a person's qualifications. In Information Technology, since there are no state or nation boards, and frankly ALL college IT programs are really sub-standard, the only way to determine an IT Professional's worht is thru certifications. Personally I would rather have to pass one state or national board than trying to keep up the the 30 something certifications I must obtain in order to keep my job. IMHO Liger-Zero

  614. No certs here... by SShadow · · Score: 1

    I have been working in I.T. since 1998, after graduating from three years in a community college taking Computer Service Technician (2 year diploma) and Computer Network Technology (advanced diploma).

    I had the chance to get my A+, CNA, to join SCETTINS, and several other things through my course, but of course you had to pay for it.

    As a struggling just out of college young person, I didn't have the $$$ to get those certs.

    Having them may or may not have helped me in the job hunt, but my first job was a Network Administrator. I didn't meet their "qualifications" but I aced the interview and got the job.

    Once you get a job, and get some experience under your belt, I think certs become less and less important, as long as you can show you have a working knowledge of the subject at hand during your interview.

    So to sum up this rambling... Certs without experience give you an edge in the job hunt, but once you get some practical experience, those certs become less important. (IMHO)

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  615. Supply and Demand by mark99 · · Score: 1

    I got all 6 MCSE certs in a month in 1996 (or was it 7). Although I didn't really learn anything (I knew the stuff already), it gave me instant crediblity on the corparate meat market, and launched me on a sucessful consulting career.

    But MCSE were fairly rare back then. "Supply and Demand" rules everywhere. Now it is not worth nearly as much.

    For example I think the new MS Solution Architect cert will be worth something for awhile, once it goes live.

  616. Re:There is no point unless... by Jinjuku · · Score: 1

    You are an idiot. I will take the experienced person with certs' vs. the experienced person without. About once a year this thread gets started up by someone WITHOUT any certification. I have met alot more fuck-ups w/o certs than I have with. Basically the people that are anti certs are the people w/o. Funny...

  617. Re:Fact: Most people who only have certs are idiot by borgheron · · Score: 1

    Actually I went to the University of Maryland College Park. I attended on campus. In case you care to check it out, the University of Maryland is rated one of the top ten in the nation for Computer Science.

    Most people in masters programs are usually only in them so they can avoid joining the work force where they might actually be held accountable for their incompetence, or so they can feel justified in spouting off such drivel as seen in your post because they know everything.

    I have been in the work force for almost 15 years and in that time have dealt with numerous holders of various "certifications". I have found almost all of them lacking, since they do not know some of the fundamentals. You'll also note that I didn't say "every IT professional on [E]arth" (you're supposed to capitalize when referring to the planet, btw) I said "*most* people who *only* have certs are idiots" not all.

    In addition, I have been personally recognized by many of the employers that I have worked for as a top performer in the field.

    I understand how you, most likely being a certificate holder yourself, might feel some animosity towards someone who points out the truth. You have my sympathies.

    GJC

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  618. Re:There is no point unless... by dAzED1 · · Score: 1

    if you're working more than 8-10 hours a day, not only are you simply being exploited, your productivity is going down the tubes.

    80 hour work weeks are by far NOT the norm. If you're doing it in IT, it's because you're not doing IT right.

  619. Depends on the cert by ebvwfbw · · Score: 1
    Some certifications aren't worth the paper they are printed on. You may have heard the phrase "paper MSCNE"? An individual Microsoft says knows his stuff and yet they can't even install a printer queue. No BS, I have hired people like that. Bunch of Microsoft certs and can't even configure a simple printer queue. Something my Son could do in the 3rd grade.

    Since the mid 1990's, quite a few new certs came out, CISSP, RHCE and others. Most if not all of these certs have severe penalties if you publish the answers to the tests. With RedHat your not even allowed to discuss the test with anyone else, including other students. If you do, they can take your cert away and you can't get it back nor take any other course. They really want people to know what they are doing so the cert means something. Today I would hire a RHCE over a MSCE anytime.

    Certs are indicators that employers use to assess the ability of the candidate to perform the job they are seeking to fill. The guy doing the hiring most of the time doesn't know this stuff. I have had inteviewers that knew exactly what they were doing and they are very good at this stuff. That is always in the Unix world though. Windows world most of the managers are totally ignorant. Tell them you met with the Marie Antoinette last week and they would believe you (she lost her head years ago).

    So comes the question, are they worth it? In a word for most courses - yes. Most courses that offer a cert are not big money makers for the company. I'm sure some organizations make big money on them but for most of the ones that I'm familiar with, they make a modest amount on them. They do teach the people a lot in a short amount of time and they are better at solving problems. Even seasoned self taught people learn things going to these courses. Sometimes they learn a much easier way of doing what they are already doing. One guy I thought was very comical at what he went through to get something done, I reduced it all to a one line command.

    So it is up to you. You have to do something to convince the guy doing the hiring that you are a better bet than the other resumes he has on his desk. By the way, if you apply to a large corporation that has a HR department, feel free to check back with them. That is because when you do that, you raise your resume to the top of the pile and they don't mind it. Don't call too often though as to piss them off. If you get a sorry Charlie letter, feel free to send it in again even if they say they will keep it on file. Again, keep it in front of them. Out of site, out of mind. I know, I used to work in Personnel for DEC (Digital Equipment Corporation) back when I was a student with no money. Some of you guys think that people that work in Personnel are as dumb as a pile of rocks. No doubt I'm sure some personnel departments are (I have delt with them too), however most seem to do a good job. They see one job opening, sometimes no resumes to 1000 resumes - have to thin them down or get more applicants somehow.

    Things to remember:

    1. Spell check your resume. There is nothing that can exclude you faster than spelling something wrong, especially if it is in the first sentence of your resume.
    2. Cover letter. Lets have a BRIEF letter. What is the position you are after. Easy, quick, I know what you want in 15 seconds. I know, sounds short but 15 seconds is a long time. See how much of what you wrote you can read in 15 seconds. If you get by that, they may dedicate 15 more seconds to figuring out if you are worth a closer look and get you into the interest pile.
    3. Resume - why are you qualified, put your best qualifications first. If you have college and no work, put that first. If you have work and then college, put the work stuff first. Keep it brief too.
    4. Don't let a position that you don't think you are qualified for stop you from applying. If they call you in for an interview, at least you get interview experience. I have landed jobs when I was a student that I was way underqualifi
  620. Certs *are* good, no matter what everyone says! by Finite9 · · Score: 1

    Ok, so many people think that certs are just bits of paper and that there worth is dubious. I disagree, because many of those negative arguments are based on very subjective experiences and a general cynacism of the IT test industry, and as true as those examples may be, they do not apply to the actual theoretical advantage ot IT tests. If you look at IT tests objectively then the following point becomes apparent: - Reading course material/attending a course and then doing the required study to be able to pass a test *does* impart knowledge. You cannot deny the fact that you learn enough, and manage to retain it in long-term memory well enough, to pass the test. Yes, Test centres and IT firms make money out of you. Yes, some people who have never worked in the industry can manage to pass the tests and they are not as experienced as non-certified veterans, but if I interviewed a candidate who had several years job experience *and* a certificate, then i'd take that candidate over one who had the same level of experience and no certificate. If a college grad gets an IT cert, he has no experience, but he has been trained and if they landed a job doing just that subject, they would quickly gain the experience--assuming they are not morons. You'll always get morons who have the skills to get certified but are completely useless at the job, but that may be down to many other factors, and not just their skill set. What i'm saying is that you can't judge certification based on subjective examples of bad employees/college students who have become certified. Certification is a good means of showing that in addition to your experience, you have managed to display a certain standard of knowledge. Compare it to the national education system..."Yeah, I went to school and studied for some years but I didn't do the exams, but man, i've got sooo much experience". It doesn't hold any water does it? You go to school to pass exams to show that you have reached a certain standard. I'm not saying that tests are the last word. There'll always be people out there with no certs who are absolute experts, but that doesn't mean to say that there aren't also those sysadmins etc out there who are pretty good at a few areas of being a sysadmin, but have no expertise in other essential areas. If a newbie took a "sysadmin" test (yes, I know it's a bit general), where the newbie was trained in all areas and managed to pass a test that displayed he had remembered that knowledge then considering all other things being equal, he would be a strong contender to the 'experienced' sysadmin.

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  621. Re:There is no point unless... by Telent · · Score: 1
    Well, how would you react to someone who listed "ENRON Certified Accountant" on their résumé?

    Nice job with "résumé". I'm impressed. (Did I mention I'm a grammar whore?)

    That said, while I'm sure you're being tongue-in-cheek, I'm going to answer this anyway. Earlier up on my resume, there's reference to Microsoft products and Windows work. I've done it; like I said, paying rent was a priority. So if you're going to compare Microsoft to Enron (slightly different, but I do like that metaphor, so I'll let it pass), you'd have already binned my resume and cover letter.

    But practically, I don't think most of the hiring managers that would be interested in me are going to do that. Most understand that there is rent to be paid and food to be eaten; most also understand that my locale is not a Unix market. Some of them even appreciate that, while I am an idealist, I am not an evangelist; I will tell you what I think and advocate the best technical solution, but in the end, you're the one who's paying me and I will implement what you say to implement.

    Of course, that does not prohibit me from going home and sending out cover letters afterwards.

  622. From personal experience by VoiceOfDoom · · Score: 1

    I did an MCSA at one of those fly-by-night training schools, and while I studied hard and passed my exams when I got a *real* job, I was shocked at how much I didn't know! (I have been making up for that since!)

    My first IT job was sysadmin at a company that SELLS IT training, and this gave me a huge insight into how much of a *scam* IT training is. Hard selling, cold calling, incorrect information ("Never touched a computer before? Well, that's OK you can still pass the CCNA in three months!" "Ping is the language computers use to talk to each other" - I kid you not). The training material was mostly inaccurate and the prices were inflated to about 300% of what the training CDs actually cost. Nobody actually cared whether a course was suitable for a candidate - it was all about selling the most expensive stuff as much as possible.

    The fact is that neither the vendors who design the vendor-specific exams or the shysters who sell them *care* about you or your career. They're just out to make money. The certs worth doing are the vendor-neutral CompTIA (A+, Net+, Security+ etc) as they actually teach the underlying technology not just the "point-and-click" sequence of the M$ crap.

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  623. IME: worthless by rfisher · · Score: 1

    Do you have certifications? No.

    How do employers, employees and management feel about them? No one in my department at any of the companies I've worked for considered a certification worth anything. With the possible exception of Cisco certifications, but even then it was mostly that a network guy working for us wanted them. I can't remember if the company paid for his or not.

  624. Re:There is no point unless... by metamatic · · Score: 1

    A good pragmatic answer.

    I guess my point is that, right or wrong, I associate MCP and MCSE and the like with people who have bought in to the whole scam and drunk the Microsoft Kool-Aid; people who will push a Windows/Microsoft solution over all others, even when it's technically unwise.

    Merely having extensive experience with Microsoft products isn't a problem--in fact, in this industry it's practically a requirement for any job. However, paying for Microsoft-approved certification, I think, goes beyond that and enters the realm of propping up the whole edifice. It indicates a willingness to stand up and be counted as a Microsoft supporter.

    Then again, I've never had to choose between working for Microsoft or living in a cardboard box. Whereas I know people who have gotten close to that point.

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  625. Most see certs here as rubbish? by Ehwaz003 · · Score: 1

    I have neither a certification from a major vendor nor a CS degree. And I'm asked time and again how/why I got my computer skills.

    I can only agree with this poster. I've been using and learning to work with various things computer related since I was 5 years old. Now I'm 24, but I can't find a job in IT, since I don't have a CS or a cert. You can't even prove you skills. I tried, a lot...
    If HR doesn't see the acronyms they love so much, you simply don't stand a chance!

    I'm starting to loose my interest, another illusion in my life. Now I was thinking of getting a cert in order to have a "piece of paper", in order to get even slightly access to a IT company. But as far as I have read here, most people see certs as worthless pieces of paper, acquired by people who happen to love learning questions out of their head in order to pass the exam.
    It doesn't surprise me that the negative point of view comes from those who have a CS.

    If I can't get somewhere without taking university classes for at least 4 years, since certs aren't worth it, I can only quit. I'll just stay with my Sociology "piece of paper" from then on. Too bad certs form a good alternative to those who can't get a CS but are viewed in such a negative spotlight. No wonder IT has a negative image.

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  626. It's technology that saves my hide by googly+eyes · · Score: 1

    All I can say is thank goodness for spellchecking ;)

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  627. Re:There is no point unless... by 99BottlesOfBeerInMyF · · Score: 1

    if they're so "incidental" why can't he just ignore them?

    If you bothered to continue reading, I wrote, "Certs, education, experience, are all pretty incidental. What counts is demonstrating you can do the job and do it well. What works here, however, would not work everywhere. In some places certs are a plus, in others a minus."

    He apparently works in a situation where he believes the presence of certs on a resume is a useful predictor of undesired characteristics. Since presumably neither of us work at the same place as the person who made that comment, what basis would we have for saying that he is wrong in his assessment?

  628. in MY experience by subgrappler · · Score: 1

    certs only mean something to HR and management that has not worked in the trenches and have not taken any of these exams to realize they dont teach you much about real world scenarios.

  629. Litmus by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    In 15 years in the software industry, I've never been asked once for a certification in anything. If I were to be asked, I would take it as a really strong sign that I wouldn't like working for whoever was asking. To me, this is the cert's only purpose: to act as a litmus test for detecting companies that are overmanaged.

  630. Re:There is no point unless... by jedidiah · · Score: 1

    To the unwashed masses, it will make no sense and make them suspicious. They will wonder why such an obvious element of merit is being used to disqualify someone. Their ignorance and lack of understanding will make them view the situation naievely. Viewed naievely, the situation would infact be suspicous.

    Your response is a good example of why egregious tort claims happen. Arrogant idiots like you end up on the defense side and completely fail to argue appropriately to the given audience.

    Should you wish to whine about the recent Vioxx verdict, find a mirror.

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  631. Braindumps.com is wildly inaccurate by gentlewizard · · Score: 1

    The material on the site seems to be user-contributed and not vetted in any way for accuracy. People who think they're "da bomb" in network administration or databases, and who don't have a clue, are posting their opinions as fact.

    Anyone who uses this site to prep for a test is setting themselves up to fail, IMO.

  632. Der by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What is the point of having a driver's liscence when you can learn to drive without one? Why bother having a high school diploma when you can just learn stuff at home?

    It's not to help yourself. it's to prove to someone else that you know what you're talking about. And no, it's not a perfect system, but it's better than relying on people's honesty.

    "Yes sir. I know a great deal about networking I sure so" isn't going to cut it. And potential employers can't exactly ask you to tell them what you know because if I walked up to my boss and said that in order to make a network happen we'd have to invert the power matrix and run it through the main deflector dish he's assume I was right.

    Bosses don't know dick about computing. Certificated prove that you knew it on one day. Or at least i ncrease the liklihood.

  633. IT Certifications vs. hands-on experience by skiman1979 · · Score: 1

    I've been thinking about this very thing the past few days. Within the past few months, I have taken, and passed, the CISSP exam (just waiting for experience). However, I have yet to see any incentive from my employer for it. I had to pay out of pocket for the exam, and received a reimbursement only after showing I passed. Also, other coworkers of mine that have gotten the full certification have not seen anything out of it. I've been wanting to go for another cert, perhaps MCSE, but I'm starting to feel my time would be better spent getting real, hands-on experience. Maybe doing some contract work on the side or something.

    It seems everywhere I look for jobs, companies want X years of experience before hiring you full-time. I find it difficult to get experience in a certain area of IT (e.g., programming) without getting hired into a programming position. You can always go for various programming certifications, but in the end, it's just more education. It still doesn't show that you can actually DO the job, just that you test well on the concepts. Seems I need to concentrate more on getting experience than getting certifications.

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