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  1. Am I banned yet? on BioWare Has Neverwinter Publisher · · Score: -1
    Testing testing... is this thing on? blah im now typing random words to make the compression nag go away. So there I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.

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    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27is this going to work with it being this BIG??? - CmdrTaco 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78I'm not fuckin lame, take your filter and filter someone else 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91gotta keep rolling gotta keep rolling 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!! 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87damn, how can I make there be less whitespace here... shit, its not like I can just type random crap to get past the lameness filter... oh wait, i can 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer
  2. Re:LONG AND WIDE... UP CMDRTACOS ASS on Borland C++ For Linux · · Score: -1

    Thanks Klerck... You were my inspiration!

  3. LONG AND WIDE... UP CMDRTACOS ASS on LinuxPlanet Interviews Robert Bork · · Score: -1
    Testing testing... is this thing on? blah im now typing random words to make the compression nag go away. So there I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.

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    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27is this going to work with it being this BIG??? - CmdrTaco 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78I'm not fuckin lame, take your filter and filter someone else 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91gotta keep rolling gotta keep rolling 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!! 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis
  4. LONG AND WIDE... UP CMDRTACOS ASS on Borland C++ For Linux · · Score: -1
    Testing testing... is this thing on? blah im now typing random words to make the compression nag go away. So there I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.

    0

    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27is this going to work with it being this BIG??? - CmdrTaco 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78I'm not fuckin lame, take your filter and filter someone else 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91gotta keep rolling gotta keep rolling 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!! 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89
  5. UP YOUR ASS CMDRTACO!!!! on Escaflowne & Metropolis Hit US Big Screens Friday · · Score: -1
    Testing testing... is this thing on? blah im now typing random words to make the compression nag go away. So there I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.

    0

    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27is this going to work with it being this BIG??? - CmdrTaco 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91gotta keep rolling gotta keep rolling 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
  6. Motherfucking long wide post... eat it taco! on Borland C++ For Linux · · Score: -1
    Testing testing... is this thing on? blah im now typing random words to make the compression nag go away. So there I was, sucking on this girls ass. Crazy random words typed here in order to make this text less compressable.

    0

    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27is this going to work with it being this BIG??? - CmdrTaco 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
    1Lameness has filtered me... damn those troll countermeasures! 2 3 4 5 6 7Hmmm wonder how high these numbers will go? 8 9 10 11Damn the filter again!!! I will survive, as long as I know how to love, I know I will survive 12 13mayor mccheese enjoys double penetration from cmdrtaco and cowboy neal 14 15 16 ass master yoda found a wart on his penis 17 18 19 20 21 22 23page widening posts make me hard 24 in fact I may just cream my pants if I make it to 50 25 26 27 28 29 30 31 32 33 34 35I will definitely cream my pants at 50 36 37 38 39 40 41 42Oh baby, gettin close 43 44 45Harder harder 46 47 48 49faster! faster! 50shit, I'm still going!! 51 52 53 54 55 56 57 58 59 60 61 62 63Time for an essay on the fascinating mating habits of the penis bird 64 65 66 67 68wider wider wider wider who says size doesn't matter 69longer longer longer longer 70 71Hmm... I seem to be stuck here... is this the end of the line? 71 72 73hahahaha... lameness filter is no match for me!!! 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91gotta keep rolling gotta keep rolling 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 74 75 76 77 78 79 80 81 82 83There is no stopping me! 84 85Wider longer wider longer, just like cmdrtaco likes em 85 86 87 88fuck... dont ask me how long it took to do this shit 89 90 91 92 93 94Well its either this or masturbate 95 96 97 98 99 100!!!!! OK TIME FOR FUCKING CUT AND PASTE!!!!
  7. TROLLS DEMAND EQUALITY on FreeBSD 4.5 NOT Released (Updated) · · Score: -1

    This is a petition for the Troll's bill of rights. Please reply to this to voice your support for a truly democratic public message board.
    We the trolls and troll supporters of the proclaimed Slashdot democracy will no longer sit quietly while the trolls voices are being silenced by the oppressive Slashdot programmers. We demand a code change to allow troll supporters to filter messages out their view which are rated HIGHER than a threshold value. As we all know, the ignorant, elitist authors of the slash code have tried to silence the trolls by allowing non-trolls to filter out dissenting opinions based on a majority rule, herd mentality moderating system. This created a system where moderate opinions are swayed by the majority, creating a monopoly of influence. Slashdot readers have formed a two party political system. The parties are the Trolls and the Tacos (named after their prophetic leader, CmdrTaco). When you consider the Slashdot community as a political machine, it becomes clear that the Taco's have tried to silence the Trolls with this flawed "democratic" moderating system.

    We demand a new message viewing moderation system where the individual user is able to select a political party if she/he desires. The following is a spec for an improved democratic system.

    - I as a troll may select TROLLS as my political preference. Then, when I read comments attached to an article, I may set my preferences to view messages moderated LOWER than a chosen value.

    - A Taco may select TACO as his/her political preference. When a Taco reads comments, he can choose to view articles moderated ABOVE a chosen value.

    - The Independent reader may choose to select INDEPENDANT as his preference. She/he may choose to choose to view the best of each party's comments. The preference setting would be something like
    abs(commentRating) >= userThreshold

    - Also, some planning should be done to add support for >2 party system.

    To show support for this idea, submit it as a story to Slashdot as often as possible, mail it to Slashdot editors, and post it to as many Slashdot articles as you can.

  8. This is a test... ignore for now on Tracking Down The AMD "Processor Bug" · · Score: -1
    This is just plain weird... its also just a test

    testing

  9. A little poetry from a 3rd grader on Mac Thief Caught Thanks To Applescript & Timbuktu · · Score: -1

    Rickety rickety ram, Holy shit god damn, Idee didee, Christ Almighty, Rah rah, Shit.

  10. Booze hounds suck... Make your own DMT on Time for a Beer? · · Score: -1

    This is from The Psychedelic Guide to the Preparation of the
    Eucharist, in a few of its many guises, as edited by Robert
    E. Brown and associates of the Neo_American Church League for
    Spiritual Development & the Ultimate Authority of the Clear
    Light (1968), 2nd edition (1971)

    DMT Synthesis

    STEP I

    Using an area of good ventilation or a fume hood, place a
    1000 ml two hole roundbottom flask in an ice bath using the
    setup in Figure II (you want a wobble stirrer in the top hole
    of the flask, and a separatory dropping funnel into the side
    entry). Add 400 ml cold anhydrous ether to the flask, in which
    60 g indole is then dissolved, using the stirrer. To 100 ml
    anhydrous ether in a separatory funnel add 50 g oxalyl
    chloride. Slowly drip this solution into the vigorously
    stirred indole solution over a period of 10 to 15 minutes.
    Continue stirring 10 minutes longer. Allow the precipitate to
    settle a few minutes and decant the liquid. Add anhydrous
    ether and mix well. When satisfied as to the purity of the
    precipitate, leave the golden precipitate in the flask for the
    next step, which must follow immediately. Yield is
    approximately 100 g.

    STEP II

    Dimethylamine reacts readily with indole oxalyl chloride.
    Use about 400 ml ice cold anhydrous ether in the same 2 neck
    1000 ml RB flask used in Step I, with the precipitate in it
    from Step I. Cool the ice bath further by using salt and ice.
    Estimate the weight of the precipitate and use 100 g indole
    oxalyl chloride. For this weight of IOC use two entire 50 g
    containers of diethylamine since it will not keep if the
    container seal is broken. Cool the amine in container much
    below 0 C and dissolve 1 part amine in 3 parts anhydrous cold
    ether. Amine may be stored in this solution. For use, warm
    stock solution to room temperature and use the appropriate
    aliquot. Set up the entire apparatus the same as when adding
    the oxalyl chloride. Add the amine solution slowly to the IOC
    with vigorous stirring. Stir for 1/2 hour after the addition
    is complete. Vacuum filter the precipitate, using ether as a
    wash. It is better to slurry the ether water with the
    precipitate before filtering [method used]. Recrystallise from
    hot ethanol or from a 50-50 methanol-benzene mixture.

    STEP III

    Prepare apparatus as in Figure II (1-hole 1000 ml RB
    flask set in heating mantle on magnetic stirrer with stir bar
    in flask, and condenser inserted into top of flask). Prepare
    the indole glyoxyl amide by melting and casting into sticks if
    ether is to be used as a solvent. Aluminium foil makes a good
    mould for casting pieces that will fit through the condenser.
    Also a Soxhlet extractor may be used to add the crystals by
    slow solution into the ether. Tetrahydrofluran, if available,
    dissolves IGA and the compound is added slowly in the solution
    form [method used].

    To a stirred mixture of 15 g LiAlH4 in 100 ml anhydrous
    ether (or THF [used]) slowly add the sticks (or solution
    [used]) of IGA until 20 g have been added. Keep the rate of
    reaction at a reasonable rate or boil-over may occur [do
    say!]. Stir and reflux for 90 minutes after the addition is
    complete. Cool in an ice bath and begin to cautiously [do
    say!] hydrolyse with chips of ice or a cold solution of
    methanol, added through the condenser. When there is no
    further reaction, add a few ml extra water and allow to settle
    finally and decant the clear liquid into an evaporating
    vessel. Filter the residue and wash several times with
    ether-methanol or THF-methanol [used]. Evaporate the combined
    extracts and if necessary, seed the heavy syrup with crystals
    of DMT. With no seed crystals the product may take days or
    even weeks to crystallise [weeks]. This crude product is
    adequate for smoking [do say!]. In order to purify DMT, begin
    after the LiAlH4 has been hydrolysed with methanol. Add 500 ml
    satd. Na2SO4 solution, mix and filter. Wash with ether or THF
    and neutralise the filtrate with 0.1 N HCl. Extract with ether
    in a separatory funnel and neutralise the lower layer with 0.1
    N NaOh, extracting this solution in turn with chloroform. The
    chloroform layer is dried over anhydrous Na2SO4, concentrated,
    and from it DMT crystallises on addition of petroleum ether.
    The mother liquor can be chromatographed on an alumina column
    using benzene-methanol in a 99.8 to 0.2 ratio. [This last
    purification is quite difficult.]

  11. Re:WHY WOULD YOU BE SO INTERESTED IN BATHROOMS? on Time for a Beer? · · Score: -1
    Searched the web for ass master yoda found a wart on his penis.

    Results 1 - 6 of about 7. Search took 0.14 seconds.

  12. Re:WHY WOULD YOU BE SO INTERESTED IN BATHROOMS? on Time for a Beer? · · Score: -1

    I'm going to start a new fetish... the golden bath. For those who just like to relax and soak in steamy pee. Anyone like?

  13. Re:An invention clearly ahead of its time on Time for a Beer? · · Score: -1
    Your first post sucked.

    I hereby claim it in the name of Bob Marley Day (Feb 6th) Go support your local reggae.

  14. Re:It's been 1 minute since you last successfully. on Intel "Northwood" vs. Athlon XP 2000+ · · Score: -1

    Hmm... anyone know where I can find a picture of a mans ass stretched out to the approximate size of a telephone pole?

  15. Re:The link is wrong on Respond To The Tunney Act · · Score: -1

    OH GOD!!! don't click that link!!! Its a picture of some guy with a giant stretched out ass hole!

  16. Re:WHAT THE GODDAMNED HELL MANNER OF FAGOTRY IS TH on Respond To The Tunney Act · · Score: -1
    First post was excellent. I laughed both my asses off.

    Damn, I used to know a hardcore stoner girl who thought that the best humor in life comes from substituting the word "nug" or "nugs" in place of the word "love" in random songs. For example...

    Can't buy me nug by the Beatles
    Is this nug? by Bob Marley
    Nug the one you're with
    Feels like nug
    Whole lotta nug

    While this was terribly amusing to hear her sing her versions of all those songs (think of the possibilities with all those lyrics which include the word love!) it was even more entertaining when she wasn't around and you'd hear a "love" song and just start busting up laughing cause you instantly did the translation to nug.

    Although if I put my psychologist hat on, I always wanted to explore the potential symbolism that this may have reflected in her love life.

    Nug instead of love...
    Maybe I'm just too high, but that still seems funny every time I hear a love song.

  17. Re:first goat on Amazon Makes a Profit · · Score: -1
    Hey Dr. Turd, I was thinking about you today while contemplating a dilema I'm currently facing. I thought you may be able to offer some insight.

    The problem comes from the fact that I've recently gone completely vegetarian. I'm pretty happy about being able to make the transition fairly easily, but there was one side effect that I didn't really consider before hand. Its my poop. You see, I used to have what I thought were normal quality turds of average size, color, structure, smell, ect. Now I'm finding that they've taken on a greenish hue and tend to be longer. Do you have any literature you could point me to that explains how to cope with an unexpected turd change? I mean, I look into the toilet now and feel like I'm staring at a stranger... and at the same time, I miss my old brown friends. Please help!

  18. Re:first goat on Amazon Makes a Profit · · Score: -1

    Oh its still dirty... he's got that look in his eye... you know he's just thinking about mounting the camera man.

  19. Re:FP on Chromatic On The Wiki Plugin For Slash · · Score: -1

    Well you know what I always say... can't win, don't try.

  20. Re:Early post. on Linux Desktop Clustering - Pick Your Pricerange · · Score: -1

    How large are your testes?

  21. Re:Join the revolution! on Slashback: Cheaters, Spammers, Chessmen · · Score: -1

    Why yes... I do have other work as another login, but I've forgotten its password. So I chose to start fresh rather than seek out the forgotten magic word. I consider it an opportunity to make a break from my former self, so choose to not reveal my former identity... I'll give you a hint though... it rymes with CmdrPaco.

  22. Join the revolution! on Slashback: Cheaters, Spammers, Chessmen · · Score: -1

    This is a petition for the Troll's bill of rights. Please reply to this to voice your support for a truly democratic public message board.
    We the trolls and troll supporters of the proclaimed Slashdot democracy will no longer sit quietly while the trolls voices are being silenced by the oppressive Slashdot programmers. We demand a code change to allow troll supporters to filter messages out their view which are rated HIGHER than a threshold value. As we all know, the ignorant, elitist authors of the slash code have tried to silence the trolls by allowing non-trolls to filter out dissenting opinions based on a majority rule, herd mentality moderating system. This created a system where moderate opinions are swayed by the majority, creating a monopoly of influence. Slashdot readers have formed a two party political system. The parties are the Trolls and the Tacos (named after their prophetic leader, CmdrTaco). When you consider the Slashdot community as a political machine, it becomes clear that the Taco's have tried to silence the Trolls with this flawed "democratic" moderating system.

    We demand a new message viewing moderation system where the individual user is able to select a political party if she/he desires. The following is a spec for an improved democratic system.

    - I as a troll may select TROLLS as my political preference. Then, when I read comments attached to an article, I may set my preferences to view messages moderated LOWER than a chosen value.

    - A Taco may select TACO as his/her political preference. When a Taco reads comments, he can choose to view articles moderated ABOVE a chosen value.

    - The Independent reader may choose to select INDEPENDANT as his preference. She/he may choose to choose to view the best of each party's comments. The preference setting would be something like
    abs(commentRating) >= userThreshold

    - Also, some planning should be done to add support for >2 party system.

    To show support for this idea, submit it as a story to Slashdot as often as possible, mail it to Slashdot editors, and post it to as many Slashdot articles as you can.

  23. Re:TROLLS DEMAND EQUALITY on 1.3GHz Duron Arrives · · Score: -1
    I could fire a shotgun through it and hit nothing

    ha... your attempt to disrupt the revolution is pathetic at best. I bet this AC is really CmdrTaco or one of his henchmen, too scared to acknowledge the Trolls' argument in public. So come on Taco... this spec is a rough first draft and will be refined by the Trolls over time, but I'll debate its usefullness any time with anyone since I'm sure your gun is shooting blanks.

  24. Re:w00t! on 1.3GHz Duron Arrives · · Score: -1

    Fascinating research, but I'm deeply troubled by the huge showing of ACs. I think we need to reach out to all those ACs and tell them its ok to be a troll... they don't have to stay in the closet any longer. Negative karma is nothing to be ashamed of... be proud of it!

  25. TROLLS DEMAND EQUALITY on 1.3GHz Duron Arrives · · Score: -1, Troll

    This is a petition for the Troll's bill of rights. Please reply to this to voice your support for a truely democratic public message board.
    We the trolls and troll supporters of the proclaimed slashdot democracy will no longer sit quietly while the trolls voices are being silenced by the oppressive slashdot programers. We demand a code change to allow troll supporters to filter messages out their view which are rated HIGHER than a threshold value. As we all know, the ignorant, elitist authors of the slash code have tried to silence the trolls by allowing non-trolls to filter out dissenting opinions based on a majority rules, herd mentality moderating system. This created a system where moderate opinions are swayed by the majority, creating a monopoly of influence. Slashdot readers have formed a two party political system. The parties are the Trolls and the Tacos (named after their prophetic leader, CmdrTaco). When you consider the slashdot community as a political machine, it becomes clear that the Taco's have tried to silence the Trolls with this flawed "democratic" moderating system.

    We demand a new message viewing moderation system where the individual user is able to select a political party if she/he desires. The following is a spec for an improved democratic system.

    - I as a troll may select TROLLS as my political preference. Then, when I read comments attached to an article, I may set my preferences to view messages moderated LOWER than a chosen value.

    - A Taco may select TACO as his/her political preference. When a Taco reads comments, he can choose to view articles moderated ABOVE a chosen value.

    - The Independant reader may choose to select INDEPENDANT as his preference. She/he may choose to choose to view the best of each party's comments. The preference setting would be something like
    abs(commentRating) >= userThreshold

    - Also, some planning should be done to add suport for >2 party system.

    To show support for this idea, submit it as a story to slashdot as often as possible, mail it to slashdot editors, and post it to as many slashdot articles as you can.