Yeah, most benchmarks around here usually go something like... on my windows/pentium4 machine I rendered a 15 minute 3d animation and it took 17 weeks... on my linux/486 machine, I used pine to check my email and it only took 5 seconds. Woohoo! Linux kicks windoze's ass!
You think you've got the gills to be a fish? I don't think so... becoming a fish is hard work. Learning how to breathe under water should be your first step in becoming a better fish. My company FishCo specializes in human to fish conversion kits... ever hear of us? I'd suggest you start with one of our iGuppy upgrade kits. If that works well and your body responds well to the scales, maybe we can move you up to the troutmaster2000.
only if you have a beowolf cluster of them... i swear to dog, im going to compile a list of stupid slashdot jokes, give each a universal identification number and then sell t-shirts to all you geeks saying... "I told joke #SD10763 on slashdot!" Of course I'd then patent this numbering system along with its respective jokes through some techno-babble on a patent office form and then you'd all have to pay royalties to me every time you want to tell your stupid ass jokes. Maybe I'll give the T-shirts away free if you license a certain number of jokes.
What do you think sirs?
Hey, you know whats next? All the unemployed terrorist programmers will start working on linux from their caves. Other linux heads will be happy about it since this will follow the long tradition of open source geeks jumping on the microsoft bandwagon... oh, microsoft has a new feature for terrorist accessability? linux needs it too!
ok troops, I believe this is the perfect time for a troll attack on adequacy.org. ALL YOU TROLLS WHO NOW KNOW THE SECRET OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE POST, please go to adequacy and troll it up. They run slash code and I imagine it will be a while before they get the code to fix the wide post bug. =)
I meant to do finish up my thesis on the disease known as "vagina" last night, but I just ended up masturbating all night again. At this rate I'll never finish this thing by next troll-tuesday!
I'll second this emotion... excellent work eggy.
I'm currently working on a masterpiece myself. I was hoping to have it done by yesterday for troll tuesday, but I'll have to wait for next week. You see, I've been researching a disease known as "vagina" for many years now... and finally, I think I've been able to draw a conclusion. Linux use is possibly the most effective vaccine for the terrible affliction known as vagina.
Looking forward to a peer review of my thesis next week...
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+1 Author is high.
Damn, I mean I've seen it a thousand times, but this troll is just funny as shit. good work dude.
Sorry, Katie doesn't support forking.
You missed it even further... browse at a lower number or read the parent of the article you replied to. -1 Asshead
Yeah, most benchmarks around here usually go something like... on my windows/pentium4 machine I rendered a 15 minute 3d animation and it took 17 weeks... on my linux/486 machine, I used pine to check my email and it only took 5 seconds. Woohoo! Linux kicks windoze's ass!
AND anonymous!!! When will these kids learn. BTW, first fish.
You think you've got the gills to be a fish? I don't think so... becoming a fish is hard work. Learning how to breathe under water should be your first step in becoming a better fish. My company FishCo specializes in human to fish conversion kits... ever hear of us? I'd suggest you start with one of our iGuppy upgrade kits. If that works well and your body responds well to the scales, maybe we can move you up to the troutmaster2000.
but definitely the first fish
only if you have a beowolf cluster of them... i swear to dog, im going to compile a list of stupid slashdot jokes, give each a universal identification number and then sell t-shirts to all you geeks saying... "I told joke #SD10763 on slashdot!" Of course I'd then patent this numbering system along with its respective jokes through some techno-babble on a patent office form and then you'd all have to pay royalties to me every time you want to tell your stupid ass jokes. Maybe I'll give the T-shirts away free if you license a certain number of jokes. What do you think sirs?
Hey, you know whats next? All the unemployed terrorist programmers will start working on linux from their caves. Other linux heads will be happy about it since this will follow the long tradition of open source geeks jumping on the microsoft bandwagon... oh, microsoft has a new feature for terrorist accessability? linux needs it too!
ok troops, I believe this is the perfect time for a troll attack on adequacy.org. ALL YOU TROLLS WHO NOW KNOW THE SECRET OF THE WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDE POST, please go to adequacy and troll it up. They run slash code and I imagine it will be a while before they get the code to fix the wide post bug. =)
this is a fabulous day for trolls.
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I meant to do finish up my thesis on the disease known as "vagina" last night, but I just ended up masturbating all night again. At this rate I'll never finish this thing by next troll-tuesday!
I'll second this emotion... excellent work eggy. I'm currently working on a masterpiece myself. I was hoping to have it done by yesterday for troll tuesday, but I'll have to wait for next week. You see, I've been researching a disease known as "vagina" for many years now... and finally, I think I've been able to draw a conclusion. Linux use is possibly the most effective vaccine for the terrible affliction known as vagina. Looking forward to a peer review of my thesis next week...
Troll Troll Troll /.
Gently up Taco's ass...
Merily merily merily merily...
Your mother is a whore