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  1. Re:Wow on Windows XP is Listening · · Score: -1

    Honestly officers, my OS told me chop up my family and put them in this bag!

  2. Re:SSSCA is dying. on SSSCA Editorials · · Score: -1

    hahahaha.... anyone else watch that titus guy on leno tonight? Excellent quote from the US... "We build monster trucks for fun, watch what we build when you piss us off!"

  3. Re:COMMON SLASHDOT MYTHS on Gnome 2.0 Beta 2 Released · · Score: -1

    Have you guys ever considered that there may be some TRUTH in the trolls messages? If a troll says Linux is not ready for the desktop, he's actually being more honest than you non-trolls. If this weren't the case, then where is the big exodus to Linux? I don't see it. Why? Because the Linux user experience is terrible compared to the desktop OS that most people are used to... the interface is counter-intuitive, the fonts look terrible, etc... Think about how rediculous you guys look when you simply dismiss anything a "troll" has to say because they aren't a devoted Linux user. There are very real reasons why Linux isn't being accepted on the desktop yet... while you guys ignore all these reasons, you're just refusing to improve the Linux user experience by invalidating everyone's complaints with the system. Keep up that attitude and Linux will never be more than a hobby for OS geeks.

  4. Re:Hi, my name is Ringo the Dingo[fp] on Low-end Laptops? · · Score: -1

    Do you really think this is the result of crackhead moderators?
    I'd say you're under-estimating the power of the troll community.
    We are your story writers.
    We are your commet writers.
    We are your moderators.
    We are your meta-moderators.
    We troll your bug databases.
    We troll your journal entries.
    Look out your window.
    There's probably one of us watching you right now.

  5. Re:will this work? on First 3D Simulations of Complete Nuclear Detonations · · Score: 0, Interesting
    Nuclear weapons are never meant to be used

    Maybe true back in the good ol' days, but not if Dubya gets his way. There have been many stories lately about developing new smaller tactical nukes to be used on underground bunkers etc... I'm willing to wager that these WILL be tested, not just in simulations.

  6. Re:I am NOT popeye the sailor man! on 16th IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: -1
    My favorite site for accurate info has been hyperreal.org

    They've been around FOREVER. I think I first visited them around '94 or '95. Their chemistry section is the one relevant to this discussion... they have a few other good info pages too though.

  7. Re:I am NOT popeye the sailor man! on 16th IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: -1

    er... just a follow-up comment. I noticed you suggested avoiding X for potential depression reasons. I haven't read any such thing... care to crapflood me on the subject? I've done X a few times but quit when I realized the odds of getting pills with something other than X added.

  8. Re:I am NOT popeye the sailor man! on 16th IOCCC Winners Announced · · Score: -1
    I've been reading about salvia lately too. Kinda curious, but I haven't made up my mind yet on whether to try it or not. :/ The thing I'm seriously considering is DMT. Finding it is the big problem, I'm considering doing an extract on my own.

    And you know ya gotta smoke the blunts.

  9. Re:Wow on Hack in Space · · Score: -1

    This sounds like a good subject to study. Are people more/less influenced by advertisements when they are intoxicated? If you knew the answer to this, you could build a breathalizer into pc-microphones and detect how much to charge for page views depending on their effectiveness as a function of the viewer's drunkeness.

  10. Re:*cough* on Fox Explains Why SSSCA Is Bad · · Score: -1

    Where is RoboTroll today??? Maybe he's being upgraded?

  11. Re:OT - Re:*cough* on Fox Explains Why SSSCA Is Bad · · Score: -1

    boobies.

  12. Re:My Experience with Linux on Slashdot IRC Forum · · Score: -1

    RoboTroll. aka FP-bot! Screw you ACs AND logged in human trolls! RoboTroll will defeat all firstpostings coming from all bags of mostly water.

  13. Re:Mission critical page widening posts! on Mission Critical Linux in Trouble · · Score: -1

    I'm sure Klerck's heart is broken. Surely, you will be missed.

  14. Re:Surprised? on DOJ Argues in Favor of MS Settlement · · Score: -1
    Their total contributions, just over 1.1 million dollars, are ten times bigger than those from any other software vendor

    You trying to impress us with MS being 10x as evil as anyone else? Oh come on... you're just karma whoring... what other decent sized software vendor actually has a valid business model and is profitable??? Of course nobody else can afford contributions like this! You don't have any money to contribute if you're just some silly free software company. Don't pretend that means you anti-microsoft people are some how less corrupt... it just means you're more poor.

  15. Re:The Cheap Alternative to Subscribing on IEEE Computing Covers Freenet · · Score: -1

    seriously... if they wanted better space, they could have used the huge empty spaces in the comments section of the page which were thoughtfully provided by Klerck's PLP's.

  16. Re:Video games cause death? on Columbine Video-Games Suit Dismissed · · Score: -1

    Well this is easily proven too... I know a guy who was never ALLOWED to play video games and he's still alive. Therefore, Those who have never played video games will obviously never die.

  17. Re:Video games cause death? on Columbine Video-Games Suit Dismissed · · Score: 0

    Video games absolutely cause death. Everyone whos ever played ANY video game will eventually die. The only logical explanation is that video games cause death.

  18. Re:So long... on Be Throws in the Towel · · Score: -1

    On a scale of 3 to 11, I'd say its a 3. Apparently you aren't familiar with the TPL. (Troll Public License)

  19. Re:Message to Maynard on Congress (Still) Looking at whois · · Score: -1

    I propose we organize a troll surveilance team to go photograph maynard... whadoya say trolls? Anyone up for a field trip to MIT?

  20. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    Yeah, you're right... It would suck if someone here called me at 5109090340 and started talking dirty.

  21. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    HAHAHA... that sucks. Gimme your number, I'll call ya up and tell ya all about it.
    blaaaaah@hotmail.com

  22. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    I'd be into that. San Jose CA... you?

  23. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    um... not exactly. I was thinking more like just bending you over and mounting you like the little slut you wanna be and then make you call me daddy. I guess I'm just more into traditional romance.

  24. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    hmm... I'll get ya high if you come over, but as soon as I see you bustin open a bottle I'm gonna run. Maybe we could just do some lighter S&M though if thats your thing.

  25. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1
    ever been around a bunch of smoked out robots when you were sober?

    sure! wouldn't wanna be around anyone else =) I'm not sure what murdering robots you used to get high with, but it sounds like nobody I'd want to smoke with.