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  1. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    hmm... i thought it was odd that it makes me want to play guitar.

  2. Re:this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    actually, im a cracker... but i was just smokin a pair of blunts, a phatty, a bowl and a shooter. Good call.

  3. this could have been on Lots of Ice On Mars · · Score: -1

    fp, now its just a p

  4. Re:The disadvantages of automated trolling on Judicial Order in MySQL AB vs. Nusphere Suit · · Score: -1

    Well, Engineering is behind schedule... although they claim they haven't gotten the spec yet from marketing. Go figure.

  5. Re:The disadvantages of automated trolling on Judicial Order in MySQL AB vs. Nusphere Suit · · Score: -1

    In the year 2000... A second generation robotroll will be able to identify key words in slashdot articles and post appropriate trolls.

  6. Re:FP!!!! on Thin Clients in a Computer Lab Environment? · · Score: -1

    HAHAHA... thats fucked up. I used to go fishing for bass. Once in a while you'd get a big hit, get all excited and reel the thing in only to find its a big greasy carp. Oh, and the CLP v2.0 is mucho hot. I think I liked the blue dress better... maybe just because it was my first impression of her though.

  7. FP!!!! on Thin Clients in a Computer Lab Environment? · · Score: -1

    I claim this FP for Joanna and all females whose masturbatory practices include the use of a bicycle tire pump.

  8. Re:Top Reasons to Upgrade to Windows 2000 on Smallest RC Cars? · · Score: -1

    Simple... BSD is *DYING*

  9. Re:Alan Thicke. DEAD. on @Home Post Mortem: Who or What Killed @Home? · · Score: -1

    dude... you gotta enable comments on your journal entries so we can all discuss Alan Thicke related events!!!!

  10. Re:Alan Thicke. DEAD. on @Home Post Mortem: Who or What Killed @Home? · · Score: -1

    DAMN! It finally came true! How many times did you have to post this before you were actually right for once??? I can't believe how long you must have been waiting for him to die, just so you could post this once and have everyone not believe you when it was really true! So what now? You have to pick a new celeb? or just keep posting the same thing?

  11. Re:who widened slashdot? on @Home Post Mortem: Who or What Killed @Home? · · Score: -1

    Well, did you know that 81% of slashdots hits are from MSIE? Thats right bucko... you're buddies are all a bunch of Microsoft users! Oh the horror! Almost like they're all a bunch of hypocrits or something... isn't it?

  12. So, Quake 5 will be like... on PC Games To Help Public Policy Initiatives · · Score: -1

    So... it looks like you want to shoot your opponent... AssMaster3/337[IRS] in the head with a... B.F.G.
    Please answer the following question for... 1... round of ammo. 18 / 3 = what?

  13. Re:Fuck you! on Iris Indigo Case Mod · · Score: -1

    heh... i once wrote a couple perl scripts to automatically rip off all those pay per hit search engines. It was fucking sweet. I had collected data on how popular each browser was (including which version!) Then had my perl script randomly choose which browser string to use (based on the probability calculated from browser popularity data) Come to think of it, fooling those guys was almost as much fun as trying to fool slashdot's lameness filter into letting me post a PWP!

  14. Re:like overclocking is for people... on Iris Indigo Case Mod · · Score: -1

    I went to HS with a guy who carpeted the outside of a Hearse. Someone set it on fire.

  15. Re:/.-ing commencing.... on Impressive Homemade Aluminum Cube Case · · Score: -1

    Not if you're from the Nederlands! =)

  16. $175 - Stay in my stationwagon for cheap! on Slashback: Bundestux, Kerberos, Blizzard · · Score: -1

    Here's the deal. I have a BIG lovely stationwagon with 5 cupholders, cloth interior, 6 tube hooka, large ash tray, leopard trash bag, and tinted windows.

    This is a one person stationwagon rental. I am asking for $175.00 per month and all other expenses are paid. However, you are reponsible for washing the windshield, morning defrosting, and oil changes.

    I work from 9:00am- 7:00pm weekdays......SO THE CAR-APARTMENT will not be available at those times for entertaining, sleeping, or cooking. Weekends are flexible.

    The CAR-APARTMENT is furnished with a futon, one yellow pillow, a stuffed care-bear, and some left-over candy wrappers. (I like candy) Sometimes I like to leave my tenants snacks and such.

    Of course you will have have to live/rent the CAR APARTMENT in my drive-way. It's quite nice and near the Berkeley Capus, 7-11, various neighborhood bars, and a laundromat. If you ask nicely I can even park my car at the laundromat so you have easy access to clean your clothing.

  17. Re:and this song is dedicate to Ralph JH Nader on Ricochet Bounces Back, Cautiously · · Score: -1

    as my favorite girl once said...

    I'm just gonna get naked and see what happens.

  18. Re:as long on KT-Tech Sound Compression - Music at 32 Kbit/s · · Score: -1

    brings new meaning to one of my favorite phrases... most folks aren't worth the match to set them on fire with.

  19. Re:Sting Me on KT-Tech Sound Compression - Music at 32 Kbit/s · · Score: -1

    good call... i downloaded (free as in windows) a bunch of cindy lauper a couple weeks ago. Definitely fun to listen to again. True colors is excellent too. =)

  20. Re:Sting Me on KT-Tech Sound Compression - Music at 32 Kbit/s · · Score: -1

    hey! that brings back some memories! Kind of disturbing in a "holy shit i gotta get my act together" sort of way, but you also get the feeling of "free time = girls/parties"

  21. Re:Sting Me on KT-Tech Sound Compression - Music at 32 Kbit/s · · Score: -1

    I took some cold medicine that fucked me up in the head today... got any songs/lyrics that go well with a cold medicine high?

  22. Re:First post? on IBM Creates World's Fastest Semiconductor Circuits · · Score: -1

    no you didn't... because you're an AC.

    Feces process!

  23. Re:frosty posty on DoubleClick Gets Into Spam · · Score: -1

    welcome aboard sir.

  24. Re:frosty posty on DoubleClick Gets Into Spam · · Score: -1
    Are you implying that canadians are terrorists?

    Are you also implying that CmdrTaco rigged the olympic hockey gold medal game?

  25. Re:all hail the number 5 on Video Game Music Mixes · · Score: -1

    seriously dude... I gotta agree... those nuts look delicious!