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  1. Re:w00t! on The Sims Overtake Myst · · Score: -1

    I quit playing sims in protest of the fact that I can't make my sims sit at home fixing their linux box all day while furiously masturbating to pictures of N. Portman.

  2. Re:Flying Discs on NASA Still Trying to Verify Anti-Gravity Claims · · Score: 0, Funny

    I'm going to follow this insight of yours and derive a new branch of crackpottery based on rotating squares.

  3. Re:antigrav felines on NASA Still Trying to Verify Anti-Gravity Claims · · Score: -1

    Cartoon Law of Physics: A cat shall assume the shape of its container.

  4. Re:LOOOOOOOL! on NASA Satellite Stranded · · Score: -1, Troll

    God dammit... at least you didn't type LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. I can actually manage to peacefully tolerate a rare 'LOL', but every time I see 'LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL' I want to punch someone in the fucking throat. I mean, what the fuck are you trying to say? laughing out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud out loud? or did you mean laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out laughing out loud. The second makes slightly more sense, but either way the fact remains... you should be punched in your fucking throat.

    So what the hell is this guy saying? Laughing out out out out out out out out loud? I guess maybe he just came OUT of the closet and is publicly announcing his gaydom for the first time? I guess that might make sense.

    Oh well, back to sorting porn... bukkake, bukkake, bukkake, latina, bukkake, piss, scat, bukkake, pregnant, hairy, bukkake...

  5. Re:First! on RedHat 7.3 beta (skipjack) is out · · Score: -1

    testing again

  6. Re:First! on RedHat 7.3 beta (skipjack) is out · · Score: -1

    testing

  7. Re:hi on Warwick Gets a Few More Wires · · Score: -1

    hey amy... this guy is obviously a loser. why don't you come on over and see what its like to be with a LOGGED IN troll who knows how to fp?

  8. Re:Try the +1 troll bonus on US & Russia Show Off New Rocket Designs · · Score: -1

    You sir, are a hero to trolls everywhere.

    I will put some in me in the name of this post.

  9. Re:Why? on More Marcelo Tosatti · · Score: -1

    I'm tired of everyone calling us USians. If you don't like AMERICANS, get off our internet.

  10. Re:I just jnew I'd get a first post today! on Morpheus Hijacks Browsers For Affiliate Links · · Score: -1

    Oops... I accidentally put it in myself for Pron king before I realized he didn't really have the first post. Should I now remove it or just let it be? Pls advise, thnks.

  11. Re:Does anyone know on Stealth Asteroid Misses Earth · · Score: -1

    If I were to go beat up a Jew, should I report this to you so you can update your stats?

  12. Re:PA can do whatever they want; I just need fucki on Pennsylvania Law Requires ISPs to Block Child Porn · · Score: -1

    I appologize for my lack knowledge on ass-foolery... you see, I don't use Linux and therefore don't get many freaks poking around my ass. If it turns you on to have some dude pretend to be CmdrTaco's woman while she licks your ass... more power to you.

  13. Re:PA can do whatever they want; I just need fucki on Pennsylvania Law Requires ISPs to Block Child Porn · · Score: -1

    I'm not sure if Kathleen has the proper equipment to service you anally, but I'm sure some /.ers would probably insist that its possible.

  14. Re:Lol, very funny. However, get a fucking life. on Pennsylvania Law Requires ISPs to Block Child Porn · · Score: -1

    You pathetic fucks that mimic each other as Anonymous Cowards are truely sad. Grow a spine.

  15. fecal process on Pennsylvania Law Requires ISPs to Block Child Porn · · Score: -1

    get some in ya

  16. Re:mirrors? on Mandrake 8.2 Available · · Score: -1

    Its a good thing that most people in Afghanistan use Windows.

  17. Re:$lashdot POLL : on Linux on a Floppy: Intro to Mini Linux Distros · · Score: -1

    2.5 Last night, hows your mom's ass?

  18. Re:FIRST FISH! on Top Asteroids Scorer Gets Posthumous Award · · Score: -1

    Yeah yeah... we're all fish.

  19. Props to all dead Frank Zappas on Science in the Microwave · · Score: -1

    Dreamed I was an eskimo
    Frozen wind began to blow
    And my mama cried
    And my mama cried
    Dont be a naughty eskimo

    Watch out where the huskies go
    and dont you eat that yellow snow
    Watch out where the huskies go
    and dont you eat that yellow snow

    Well right about that time, people
    A fur trapper
    Who was strictly from commercial
    Strictly commercial
    Had the unmitigated audacity to jump up from behind my iguloo
    Peek-a-boo,
    woo-woo-woo.

    Then he started into whipping on my favorite baby seal
    with a lead filled snow shoe
    That got me just about as evil as an eskimo boy can be
    So i bent down
    and i reached down
    and i scooped down
    and i gathered up a generous mittenful of the deadly...
    yellow snow
    The deadly yellow snow from right there where the huskies go

    Where-upon i proceeded to take that mitteful of the deadly yellow snow crystals and rub it all into his beady little eyes with a vigorous circular motion hitherto unknown to the people in this area
    Here it goes now,
    the circular motion
    Rub it.

    And then in a fit of anger I...
    I pounced
    and I pounced again
    Great googly-moogly
    Well he was very upset
    as you can understand
    And rightly so because
    The deadly yellow snow crystals had...
    deprived him of his sight

    And he stood up
    and he looked around
    and said...
    Well,
    Oh-no,
    Now I can't see!
    No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No, No!

    He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my right eye!
    He took a dog-doo snow cone and stuffed it in my other eye!
    And the huskie wee-wee, I mean the doggie wee-wee has blinded me,
    and i cant see,
    temporarily.

  20. Re:Way off topic on 25 More States Oppose MSFT Antitrust Dismissal · · Score: -1
    What do you think the israelis would do if iraqis came in and claimed israel as their new homeland? Nukes? You bet!

    Jews, still the bad guys.

  21. Re:klerck doesn't summarize PWP on Computers Summarize the News · · Score: -1

    I say we go with the 2nd option then.

  22. Re:What do you mean "wide" pages? on Mining Unstructured Data · · Score: -1

    your post makes me want to rape your wee little ones with me shillelagh... pls fix, tnx.

  23. Re:Screw it on Fair Software Installation · · Score: 0

    Actually, theres no such thing as free software. If someone tells you otherwise, they are not giving you a complete set of facts. Often the "cost" of free software comes from its inferior design, inferior stability, or inferior security. These are all caused by OSS projects' lack of effective and centralized program management and quality assurance processes. So far, nobody has been able to solve this problem and it has largely been ignored because its a huge liability for "free" software.

  24. Re:PalmPilot the movie? on DragonBall: The Live Action Movie · · Score: -1

    Shaddup and accept your -1, troll. ;)

  25. Re:heh on Patent Nonsense · · Score: -1

    Your patent request has been denied due to proof of prior art.