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  1. Now you can play with your toys wherever you go! on Apple Remote Desktop Released · · Score: -1

    I thought the whole point of Remote Desktops was that you could do USEFUL work. Just try getting that stupid genie-wibbling-dock thing to work over a 33.6 Modem. Major pain.

    Fist Sport.

  2. Re:Fist Sport on The Company Therapist (dot.com) · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    In Nazi Germany, Jews were labelled as being 'different' by being forced to wear Yellow Stars. After the introduction of Subscriptions, Slashdot culture has divided into the "elite" and the "unwashed masses". Talk was made of letting subscribers have Gold Stars next to their Usernames.

    For a pseudo-libertarian gestalt like Slashdot culture, to suddenly shift to a "two tier" system of "haves" and "have nots" is clearly WRONG. How can we believe the credo "Information wants to be free" when Slashdot has taken one more step towards becoming a subscription only format.

    Look at the ghetto of -1 postings. Good, well reasoned, thought out postings, such as this one, are doomed to languish at the bottom of the pile. Rendered UNREADABLE by the actions of crapflooders and page wideners. Slashdot has the power to fix the page widening posts, but CHOOSES NOT TO.

    Why? Because they only appear on Internet Explorer, and only appear at -1. Therefore abusers of the Slashdot community are clearly targetting a supposed 'minority' of users.

    This is just another form of racism. I choose to use Internet Explorer as it is the most stable, most reliable, most standards compliant browser available. To ask an IE user to change their browser would be like asking a Jew to grow their foreskin back. DISCRIMINATION.

    I also choose to read at -1, for this is where the truth is written.

    Ask yourself why Slashdot would WANT to discriminate so blatently against -1 IE browsers. The answer is simple.

    CONTROL. The editors seek to viciously and pitifully control what YOU read, but yet they still espouse freedom as if it still means something to them.

    Forms of filtering the adverts out, (Which, if you check the latest hooks they've added to Slash, shall soon become more disruptive. Pop-unders, interstitials, etc.) are treated with, of all things, FUD by the Slashdot editors. Then code is added INSTANTANEOUSLY to Slashdot to remove the Ad filtering userbox code. BUT WHY DON'T THEY FIX PAGE WIDENING.

    Clearly Slashdot is dying, and shall surely become the haven of Warez traders. For Warez traders ALSO espouse freedom, whilst trading their foul DDos code to restrict the freedom of others.

  3. Re:After Katz, we all need therapy on The Company Therapist (dot.com) · · Score: -1

    Cherish my balls as though they were middle-east peace.

    What? Blown as far apart as possible by the Islamic Menace?

  4. Re:Fist Sport on The Company Therapist (dot.com) · · Score: -1

    And no, I wasn't talking German!

  5. Fist Sport on The Company Therapist (dot.com) · · Score: -1

    Die Katz Die

  6. Quite Amusing on NaN Closes Shop, The End of Blender? · · Score: -1

    But not as hilarious as the knowledge that Linux programmers are being made redundant left, right and center, while even the most perfunctory MCSE drone has job security.

  7. Re:fp on NaN Closes Shop, The End of Blender? · · Score: -1

    Is it pining for the vas deferens?

  8. I'm Sexecuting YOU! on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Are you from France?

  9. Yet more change-the-name anti-MS bashing on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Flop box is very amusing. I'd recommend "EX-Box" myself, as it allows for some Pythonesque humour.

    It's still shifted more units than all the boxed retail copies of Linux combined.

  10. Re:Speaking about Consumer Tech and Bill... on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Funny how the Microsoft ads display just as quickly as the others though!

  11. Re:Speaking about Consumer Tech and Bill... on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Throwing paper aeroplanes at buildings made out of Red, White and Blue Legos.

  12. Speaking about Consumer Tech and Bill... on Consumer Technology Bill of Rights? · · Score: -1

    Why no mention of the X-Box European Launch, Slashbots???

    And yes, I DID submit a story.

    Fist Sport.

  13. They could make it worse... on Mac OS X Version of Lotus Notes 6 · · Score: -1

    Imagine Lotus Notese.cx. With everyone's favourite distended anus leering out at you in a rectal parody of the Office Assistant.

    Don't forget all the shortcut keys and toolbar icons corresponding to OS/2 instead of the host O/S. Geez, it's a shitty system.

  14. I don't see why not! on Hiding and Recovering Data on Linux · · Score: -1

    Best First Post Ever!

  15. Speaking about home appliances on Cracking the Smartcards · · Score: -1

    The X-Box has been available in Europe for the past TWELVE HOURS. And yet Slashdot hasn't posted a SINGLE article about it.

    Remember when the Playstation Two came out? All Sony had to do was FART and the Slashdrones were fawning all over them.

    There is a CLEAR BIAS on the part of the editorial team, which can only lead them in one direction...

    ... To the welfare queue.

  16. Best page widening post on Hawaii Wi-Fi · · Score: -1

    EVER!

    Slashdot rejected my "X-Box launches in Europe" story. The anti-Microsoft bias is even MORE obvious, considering how many equivalent PS2 stories were posted.

    Slashdot LOVES the PS2. Which is interesting, because Sony has done more damage towards the lack of freedom to copy media for personal use than Microsoft ever has!

  17. Necro! Necro! on Megapnosaurus? · · Score: -1

    TOTAL FUCKING NECRO!!! Waaarrrggghhh!!!!

    Filthy Black Shit!

  18. I like D-20s on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: -1

    I can fit three of them underneath my foreskin.

    At once.

  19. Cocking hell! on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: -1

    Chainmail was the PREDECESSOR to D&D, not the other way round.

    I'm getting too old for this shit!

  20. Gygax, what a guy! on Interview with Gary Gygax · · Score: -1, Troll

    Has he ever apologised for all those shit games he brought out post D&D?

  21. Fist Sport! on Web Security for the Masses? · · Score: -1

    Who cares about web security? The web's only a homosexual's butt toy anyway! Heterosexual programmers use EDI for important data transfer!

  22. Fist Sport! on Google's Weakness, AltaVista's Strength · · Score: -1

    Search Engines help me find kiddie porn. I like the way they make me cum.

  23. Debian is crippled code! on Debian Developer Wins Gold in Paralympics · · Score: -1

    Q. What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

    A. Not being a fucking disabled wheelchair drooling 'tard!

    You'll mark me down, but you KNOW it's true!

  24. As if programmers jobs aren't hard enough! on Cure For Bad Software? Legal Liability · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yet more legal recourse to screwing the little guy. Well done, anti-Microsoft dickheads.

    Fist Sport.

  25. I've got an incredible shrinking penis on The Incredible Shrinking Motherboard · · Score: -1

    It's about half an inch now, and shriveling further.

    That's what too much slashdot does to you.