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  1. Skynet on Who's Flying Those Drones? FAA Won't Say · · Score: 1

    At the moment, there are 237 comments on this thread.
    And I don't see a single reference to Skynet.
    What's wrong with you people? ;)

  2. Re:We need a new fashion on Avoiding Facial Recognition of the Future · · Score: 4, Funny

    No, because glasses with a big flange at the bridge are noticeable too, and authorities would just look for those.

    But if we can make it a fashion, then lots of people will have them.

    Now... who on Slashdot is good at setting fashions? Oh. Dang.

  3. And they can guarantee you Ohio on Diebold Marries VMs with ATMs to Secure Banking Data · · Score: 1

    This is the company that all but flat-out said they were tampering with a US election, right? And we trust them with... anything?

  4. We need a new fashion on Avoiding Facial Recognition of the Future · · Score: 1

    Also the hairdos are a bit ridiculous. If more than a couple people do this, then wouldn't "the watchers" just flag anyone with preposterous hair for additional scrutiny?

    Perhaps the citizen answer is to make bulky glasses fashionable... glasses that have big flanges at the bridge.

    As for the IR Hat, is that the new tinfoil?

  5. Re:Sounds Like a Hoax Right Up Until You Read the on Paypal Orders Buyer of Violin To Destroy It For a Refund · · Score: 5, Interesting

    1. But $100 violin, then claim it's a fake
    2. Buy $5 violin, smash it up, send photo to PayPal
    3. Profit!

  6. Re:Live like an ape on Does 'Supersizing' Supershrink Your Brain? · · Score: 1

    I don't think of caveman days as nostalgic; I just think there is value in treating our bodies like the animals they are.

    Squirrels thrive on fatty nuts, and they hibernate. So in other words, they are designed to get obese off of pecans.

    Yes, human lifespans have increased in the past 50 years despite highly chemical diets, but there are plenty of other factors. Medical technology has skyrocketed in that same time period. It seems at least as valid to say that lifespans have lengthened in spite of the increase in chemicals in the diet.

  7. Re:Live like an ape on Does 'Supersizing' Supershrink Your Brain? · · Score: 1

    Heh. Well, that kinda proves the point. The feeder skews the natural ecosystem. It's like you've set up a McSquirrelds out there. :)

  8. Live like an ape on Does 'Supersizing' Supershrink Your Brain? · · Score: 1

    Sometimes I wonder if it wouldn't be easier to just tell people to model their behavior after other great apes.

    Do gorillas spend all day on a couch? Do chimps eat hamburger? Do orangoutangs worry about their weight?

    If we have a better picture of how pre-civilized humans lived, we would probably have a better idea of what's good for us.

    Of course, there is a complication in that the stone age begins well before the advent of homo sapiens. So we actually have evolved since the time of basic civilization. But I imagine that some of our chemistry is a little slower than that. There are some things that seem pretty widespread among the animal kingdom. For example: how many obese wild animals do you see in the woods?

  9. Always a great excuse on Sun Storms May Affect Radios, Cell Phones Today · · Score: 5, Funny

    When working in IT, whenever I would encounter a weird networking problem that I couldn't immediately identify, I'd suggest maybe it had something to do with sunspot activity. This usually got the affected people scratching their heads long enough that I could concentrate on actually working on the problem instead of listening to them asking me what the problem was.

  10. It's on a randomizer on Democratic Super PAC Buys Newtgingrich.com · · Score: 3, Informative

    Try it a few times: http://newtgingrich.com/

  11. Robocop 2 on The Fjord-Cooled Data Center · · Score: 1

    From the news:

    Casey Wong: On the international scene, the Amazon nuclear facility has blown its stack, irradiating the world's largest rain forest. Environmentalists are calling it a disaster.
    Jess Perkins: But don't they always.

    (Wondering if you'll understand the joke here...)

  12. Re:Yawn! on Microsoft Says Goodbye To CES · · Score: 2

    You sure the Zune 2 won't be coming out any day now...?

  13. Sounds cool on Sprint Orders All OEMs To Strip Carrier IQ From Their Phones · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I am currently on the fence trying to decide between Sprint and Verizon. I think Sprint just tipped me to their side with this.

  14. Count on the NADs on US Watchdog Bans Photoshop Use In Cosmetics Ads · · Score: 5, Funny

    Interesting that the NADs would be protecting me from beautiful women. Hm.

  15. Re:Mod topic as flamebait? on Why Developers Still Prefer iOS To Android · · Score: 1

    Sure; I never claimed it actually was flame bait... only that it would be modded as such instantly if it were posted as a comment instead of an article.

  16. Mod topic as flamebait? on Why Developers Still Prefer iOS To Android · · Score: 1, Insightful

    If I had posted the OP verbatim, it would be -1 flamebait faster than you can say "troll."

    Ah well... should be an interesting thread.

  17. Re:And if you don't know offhand what SOPA is... on Meet the Strange Bedfellows Who Could Stop SOPA · · Score: 2

    Would it be terribly insulting to our intelligence to just link to the Wikipedia article? It would cost nothing to anyone, and, well, that's why Wikipedia is there in the first place.

    Yes, I can do that search on my own... I guess I can compile all my own software too. But for some reason, some OSS projects actually compile it for me. Is that really so bad of them?

  18. Re:start with Australia and Brazil on Microsoft Upgrading Windows Users To Latest Version of MSIE · · Score: 5, Funny

    No, they decided to do it alphabetically. So they spent $13 million conducting market research in which they asked focus groups to name a country that starts with A and another that starts with B. After spending another $4 million running statistical analysis on the results (plus an additional $87 million trying to keep the analysis computers running, since after all they were Windows machines), they came to the conclusion that the ideal A country is Australia and the ideal B country is Brazil. Shortly they will be running a $150 million ad campaign depicting Kermit the Frog and Al Gore traveling from Australia to Brazil.

  19. For your own good on Microsoft Upgrading Windows Users To Latest Version of MSIE · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Don't knock 'em. Microsoft has a Big Brother reputation to uphold.

  20. Missing details on Ask Slashdot: Protecting Tech Gear From Smash-and-Grab Theft? · · Score: 4, Funny

    rstory, as the submitter of this question, you neglected to provide a link to yourself and your /. profile doesn't seem very informative.

    Can you please give us a few details. Particularly, oh I dunno, maybe some info on where you like to park your car? Thanks!!

    P.S. FYI, you can post stories as ac.

  21. Re:Party? on Google Engineer Builds Ultimate LAN Party House · · Score: 1

    One???

  22. Re:And if you don't know offhand what SOPA is... on Meet the Strange Bedfellows Who Could Stop SOPA · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    No. RTFA yourself. It describes SOPA, but doesn't bother to say what it stands for.

  23. And if you don't know offhand what SOPA is... on Meet the Strange Bedfellows Who Could Stop SOPA · · Score: -1, Troll

    Well then piss off, because every /. reader should know every acronym always.

  24. Party? on Google Engineer Builds Ultimate LAN Party House · · Score: 5, Funny

    I went to this LAN Party and everyone was wearing togas and drinking alcoholic beverages and making out and... and I didn't even see any computers anywhere. It was very strange.

  25. Welcom to Shitty Wok on The Undeclared "Cyber Cold War" With China · · Score: 0, Troll

    Take yer data prease?