Make sure to keep the shocker in one hand! You never want to split the ground/voltage between two hands. If you do, the voltage runs through your heart, which is bad.
...and this of course is second only to "CLEAR!....nothing....I think that black box by his TV had something to do with this kids death."
...a roaming hoard of starving rabid emaciated weasels have been inspiring the corporate folks at SCO.....Oh hold it wait, I don't want to give a hoard of starving rabid emaciated weasels a bad name.
We've had something superior to this for about five years now, it's called NFS [faqs.org], the Novell Files Shared. Get with the times people.
A horse and buggy can get you to the library....I'll take the Porsche Boxer.
A birch canoe can get you to the other side of the Atlantic...I'll take a muti-level cruise ship.
A pile of twigs and some stones can start a fire...I'll use my bic and some gasoline.
A gilrfirend can pleasure you to no avail...I'll use my Judy X-321 Prototye Stimulator with Turbo Suck 2000.
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First the shocking Xbox controller, now the exploding CD, what's next?
Possibly how to connect a used desktop 300W power supply to your family jewels to obtain that much sought after "Ryan Seacrest" hairdo?
Make sure to keep the shocker in one hand! You never want to split the ground/voltage between two hands. If you do, the voltage runs through your heart, which is bad.
...and this of course is second only to "CLEAR!....nothing....I think that black box by his TV had something to do with this kids death."
....tomorrow one billion Indians will be afraid to use the sacred Pentium 386.
...to hearing Tom Brokaw proudly state that "Nasa has just sent a probe to Uranus!"
...a roaming hoard of starving rabid emaciated weasels have been inspiring the corporate folks at SCO. ....Oh hold it wait, I don't want to give a hoard of starving rabid emaciated weasels a bad name.
...we know you are in there somewhere SCO!
...and we'll be using grease pencils to draw boxes around terminal sessions on our display!
We've had something superior to this for about five years now, it's called NFS [faqs.org], the Novell Files Shared. Get with the times people. A horse and buggy can get you to the library....I'll take the Porsche Boxer. A birch canoe can get you to the other side of the Atlantic...I'll take a muti-level cruise ship. A pile of twigs and some stones can start a fire...I'll use my bic and some gasoline. A gilrfirend can pleasure you to no avail...I'll use my Judy X-321 Prototye Stimulator with Turbo Suck 2000.