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  1. Re:Homeland Font Set 1.0 on US Govt Makes Times New Roman 14 Official Font · · Score: 1
    > Naa... it's all in 14-point NSA Redacted Font, with random unredacted words just to peak your curiousity.
    >
    > We have XXXX XXX alert X XXXX a XXXXXXXX XXX Laden XXXXXXX XX transgendered XXX XXXXX X to XXXXX XXX XXXX giraffes. Advise XXX XXXXX XX XXXXXX the XXXXX XXXX and XXXXXXXX.

    I just realized what a font in which every character was rendered as an "X" would do to enhance security.

    Just like classified PDFs with "redacted text" covered with blacked-out boxes, all you have to do to get the plaintext is copy the text into the clipboard and paste it into a text editor!

    pwn3d! No security added, trivially overcome, but looks secure to a pointy-haired bureaucrat, which is to say that its adoption by the bureaucracy is inevitable.

  2. Re:I am sure on Author signs MyDoom virus · · Score: 1
    > D A R L
    > 4 1 18 12 - as numbers
    > 4 1 9 3 - digits added
    > \_/ \_/ \_/ \_/
    > 4 1 9 3 - digits added
    >
    > Thus, "darl" is 4193.
    >
    > Subtract 1776, the year [ ... ]

    I don't know why you're going through all that trouble. Last night, prompted by the SuperBowl commercials, I drank a case of Bud Light instead of beer, and chanelled Darl McBride's thoughts directly to keyboard.

    Here's what I got.

    ANDY
    RHAT
    LNUX
    SCOX
    DARL

    Red Hat and VA Software are companies I don't like, and SCO is your last line of defence. That'll be $699 per license, please.

    Truth be told, the original author had it right.

    ANDY
    ( fill out your own steps in the middle... )
    DARL

    And QED.

    What, you don't like that logic? When "fill in your own steps in the middle" is good enough to get me $3,000,000,000 from IBM and not get thrown out of court on my ass, it's gotta be good enough to prove anything else!

    And that's what Darl's thinking.

    Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go wash my brain out with Scotch.

  3. Re:An expensive technical solution to a simple pro on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 2, Interesting
    > At some point war will be fought with robots, then we'll show them. Of course, they'll devise clever ways to attack and disable robots, so we'll constantly improve them (and tactics) and they'll get better and we'll get better and...
    >
    > Maybe Peace would be better.

    ...but not half as entertaining. I'm with the robots on this one. Make 'em big, make 'em go "clank" when the move, put cameras on 'em, and charge $49.99 per month for pay-per-view live feeds from both sides of the war. Deploy widely and may the army with the best hackers conquer the world, one robotic steel fist at a time.

  4. Re:The beginning of Skynet on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 1
    And so it begins.

    Terminator 5: Skynet Triumphant

    The education of Stryker, an 18-ton military monster truck, begins in the warehouse lab of General Dynamics in Westminster, Md

    There, Stryker, one of the U.S. Army's newest infantry vehicles, is fitted with a "ladar" scanner, the equivalent of a mounted pair of eyes that see by emitting 400,000 laser and radar beams and snap 120 camera images every second. Its brain -- a 40-pound computer system tucked inside its body -- processes that data, and makes instant judgments on how to act and where to go.

    Where can I get one. I don't care what it costs, I want one.

    As someone whose productivity is always enhanced by thinking about giant robots, I need one of these to help me work smarter, especially after those bastards in Las Vegas cancelled the SRL show.

    I shall never get a grip on my total fixation on robots!

  5. Yes, but will it fit on a frickin' shark? on Robots for No Man's Land · · Score: 5, Funny
    > the Stryker has a 'ladar' scanner, which emits 400,000 laser and radar beams and snaps 120 images every second.

    Yes, but will it fit on a frickin' shark? Is that too much to ask?

  6. Re:Spam on Chinese Internet Censorship Proves Difficult · · Score: 1
    > I wish they's put as much effort at trying to keep the number of spamvertized websites hosted on Chinese ISPs under control. 90% of the spam I receive are advertising sites hosted on IPs that are allocated to Chinese companies.

    Look at it this way. They're probably just as pissed off about all the "F0u4 JU|\|E +13|\|4|\|m3|\| M4554cr3!" spam their activists are sending them in order to get around the filters.

  7. Re:RTFM? on KISS · · Score: 3, Insightful
    > HDTV is a tough subject, because the industry has done such a poor job on rolling out HDTV. Not just the manufacturers, but also the stations, cable companies and the damned FCC. But you would think you would know whether or not you have HDTV after seeing what 1080i looks like.

    Nail. Head. Hit. Typical example:

    Salesdrone: "Sir, HDTV is totally awesomer than analog TV because it's... umm... it's digital! Don't you like that word digital? Look! We have all the TVs on this wall hooked up to a digital broadcast! And here's our digital TV! My boss trained me to say that all by myself!"

    Joe Sixpack: looks at wall of analog and digital TVs. Sees big blocks around everything that moves as a result of dumb-ass cable companies using extremely high compression factors on their digital. Sees the same big blocks at 1080i. Says "Huh? My rabbit ears give me a better picture!" and walks away. :)

  8. Re:SCO is in the 81-90 section? on The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business · · Score: 1
    > SCO is in the 81-90 section? Number 83. Seems to be a little low on the list... but then I would've put it at #1.

    Business 2.0 is hedging their bets.

    All it takes is for the judge to be asleep, or for Darl to hire some folks to slip some weed into the judge's chewin' tobackky, and voila, SCO's decision to sue everyone on the planet becomes the smartest business decision of 2003.

    That's not the way to bet, but until the Judge has dismissed the case with prejudice, it's always a risk.

  9. Re:WTF? on The 101 Dumbest Moments in Business · · Score: 4, Funny
    > what kind of defective sweater was it that it could be pulled down, so it exposed her breasts?! Huh?

    "That's not a bug! It's a feature!"
    - A midget.

  10. Re:No overloading terms on Maryland Electronic Voting Systems Found Vulnerable · · Score: 1
    > > Wireless connections?
    > > I'd like to take this opportunity to coin the phrase "War Voting". :)
    >
    > Sorry, it's taken. "War voting" already means casting a vote for W.

    [long discussion of Flamebait/Funny/Troll moderators snipped]

    Look, it's about E-voting. Can't we be uniters, not dividers, and just call it W-voting?

  11. Re:Good for Optus! on More MyDoom Gloom · · Score: 1
    > Better option: block all Comcast IP addresses except their mail servers.
    >
    > Even better option: deploy SPF::Sender and you won't need to deal with Comcast changing the IP address of their outgoing mail servers (I know-- not quite a working option today, but it will be).

    The sad thing, of course, is that Comcast's shifting of its IP addresses of its mail servers is designed to prevent people from "blocking all but their mail servers".

    Comcast's behavior is consistent with a company more interested in getting its customers' hijacked boxes' spam out than its legitimate mail. The most reasonable compromise I came up with was to jack up the DNSBL weightings in SpamAssassin and hope that the DNSBL maintainers can do a better job of tracking Comcast's IP-shifting mail servers better than I can.

    SPF looks very interesting. It's remaining on my radar too.

  12. Re:Good for Optus! on More MyDoom Gloom · · Score: 1
    > Kudos to Optus for blocking egress port 25 traffic. They can be assured that their customers will not be part of the problem for anyone else! Other ISPs, and any business that provides internet access to any internal workstations-- please take note, and block egress port 25 traffic. Otherwise, you are part of the problem.

    Agreed.

    Optus, mail from your network is now welcome on my servers. Consider yourselves unblocked.

    Are you a residental broadband provider that doesn't block port 25? Guess what? Your mail bounces, because it's all spam, no ham. That's you I'm talking to, Comcast.

    Comcast, you and the rest of 24.0.0.0/12 and 68.32.0.0/11 can take your "Irect-ee-le dysfuncshion" and your "CAL1SS" and your "C1al1s" and your "\/ia-gra" and your "Wee-agra" and stuff it right back up your SMTP server. Choke on it, bitches.

  13. Re:Outsourcing is a good thing... on A Thoughtful Look at Indian Outsourcing · · Score: 1
    > > Then, if you were really worth all that money you think you're worth, you'd realize you should switch to one of the following professions:
    > >
    > > Boat building
    > > Watch making
    > [...]
    > > McMegaMansions
    > >
    > > Am I the only one seeing opportunities?
    >
    > Boat Building --- outsourced to China
    > Watch Making --- outsourced to Taiwan
    > [...]
    > McMegaMansions -- made by Americans at $12/hour
    >
    > where are the opportunities?

    Don't be a worker, be an employer. Own shares in boatbuilders, watchmakers, and homebuilders.

    Coach: NYSE:COH - Makers of overpriced handbags and crap. $15/share to $34/share in 2003.
    Tiffany: NYSE:TIF - Bringing you $18000 cufflinks, $25000 pendants, and yes, $8000 watches. $21/share to $42/share in 2003.
    Ethan Allen: NYSE:ETH - Outsourcing manufacturing of its high-end furniture in China, then bring it back to the States to resell to yuppie types at outrageous margins. $30/share to $45/share in 2003.
    Beazer Homes:NYSE:BZH - Homebuilders, during a time of low interest rates and a bunch of people running away from the housing market. Tough call.

    There are 20,000 publicly-listed opportunities out there. They trade every day.

    You can own a piece of any of them for not much more than the cost of a pizza, a stick of RAM, or a decent CPU.

  14. Re:Take a step back, cowboy. on A Thoughtful Look at Indian Outsourcing · · Score: 1
    > Ask any parent if they would change their single-life priorities or have a child. Ask your parents. Ask a single mother having a hell of a time surviving. Why not never have sex with another human being or go on a date? Those situations could lead to you having to change your single-priorities.

    Did you know that it's possible to date without impregnating or being impregnated by your partner? No technology required. If you choose to avail yourself of any one of a dozen technologies that have been developed within the past 40 years, you can even fuck without worrying about impregnation.

    Your lifestyle choice is not my responsibility. If you don't have the earning power to feed it, don't breed it.

  15. Re:I can't figure out... on Thyne Oldest Known Tech Manual · · Score: 1
    > So I'm part language student, and I can't figure out why there are misspellings of the same word. "Treatise" is spelled differently something like five times.

    Chaucer had just invented technical writing in English. It took another quarter century to invent the editor? :)

  16. Re:May their souls rest in peace. on Columbia's Final Minutes in Detail · · Score: 1
    > Umm . . . Aristotle's profound but narrow literary definition of the term 'tragedy' does NOT encompass all possible meanings of the word in normal discourse. I would expect any well-educated person to understand that - but I guess I would be disappointed.

    Words mean things. Witness our constant squabbles over "hacker" vs "cracker", or "Linux" vs "GNU/Linux". The original poster got "sad thing" and "tragedy" precisely backwards. (Which is hardly tragic, but it sure is ironic :)

    For what it's worth - the two or three starving kids with IQs of 200 who die of starvation every day - if they achieve even the modicum of education necessary to realize that they're special, different, and smarter than their peers, and who start to try to rise above their station, but who finally realize they'll never amount to anything and will die in the gutter like their worthless peers, also qualify as tragedy.

    And to be clear that this isn't about first-worldism; A good 49,999 of the 50,000 of us who get killed on our highways every year are also merely a statistic.

  17. Re:May their souls rest in peace. on Columbia's Final Minutes in Detail · · Score: 2, Insightful
    > A real tragedy is millions of children dying from hunger in the world. The astronauts were well paid and knew what they were doing, understanding the risks. It is sad, really, but it is not a tragedy, sorry.

    A million starving children is a Bad Thing, but it is not tragedy

    [...] Tragedy must tell of a person who is "highly renowned and prosperous" and who falls as a result of some "error, or frailty," because of external or internal forces, or both.

    External forces include fate, fortune, the gods, and circumstances. The internal forces include "error or frailty." The Greek term he uses in The Poetics is harmartia, translated as "tragic flaw." The final elements are the reversal of action and the growth of understanding, or self-knowledge. Aristotle calls the reversal of action or intention the peripete: the instant when there is a "change by which the action veers around to its opposite." The moment of comprehension is the recognition (anagnorisis). This recognition means that the protagonist canes to understand his place in the scheme of things.

    - a paraphrase of Aristotle

    Seven (14) astronauts and a $3B spacecraft (oops, two of 'em), dying because of fucking powerpoint slides written in bureaucratese, however, is about as tragic as it gets.

    That applies double when it's the second time this has happened.

    And finally, if - after riding a million pounds of explosives into orbit, phoning home about a foam strike once you get there, being told "Naw, our experts told us it weren't nuthin' to worry yer pretty little heads about", and then seeing the diagnostic panel light up like a Christmas tree as your wing collapses and your ship yaws hard, and your last thoughts probably including "Oh shit, I wonder if we've lost a wing?" doesn't qualify as a "moment of discovery in which the hero realizes what has happened to him", I don't know what does.

  18. Re:Ten years too early on PKWare and Winzip Reach A Secure Zip Compromise · · Score: 1
    > I'm not ready for Windows XP to handle my Zip files yet. I zip up files because I DON'T WANT THEM HANDLED! Does anyone here have a procedure for thoroughly disabling Windows support of Zip files? I've unregistered zipfldr.dll, but I still see them appear as folders. Somebody help me.

    <AOL>Me too</AOL>

    Virgin XP install. Got a pile of .zip files in a directory. Click on directory, expect to see only the directory open in the left-hand pane. Instead, see big pile of .ZIP cluttering directory navigation pane.

    From another poster:
    >>
    >> Of course, if you want to verify this yourself, you are going to have to make sure that you test it on a virgin XP box that you haven't raped yet by installing WinZip on it...that'll kill the built-in ZIP "folder" class as WinZip messes with the file associations.

    If I read the other poster correctly, all I have to do is install WinZip on XP and the MSFT "feature" goes away?

    Can anyone verify? I don't have an XP box nearby to test this on.

  19. Re:Deal on Joel Rants About Resumes · · Score: 4, Interesting
    > Besides, nobody in their right mind will ever answer that question honestly... as they know that you will not get hired if you tell the person in the interview your real greatest weakness.

    "I'm unable to lie on obvious interview screening questions. And I have a vodka and squirrel fetish. I spend way too much time at home doing Fark Photoshop contests, where a certain squirrel is pretty popular."

    You've just shown them that you (a) know it's a setup question, (b) demonstrated the ability to think on your feet, and (c) let slip that your idea of a good time is working on learning how to operate high-end software suites.

    If the job were for a graphic design position, and I were interviewing you, and I got that response, I'd say "Show me". And if your Photoshop was good, I'd hire you on the spot. Because it shows me you're not just looking for "a job", but that you actually enjoy your work.

  20. Re:Salvage Rights on Mars Rover Opportunity Lands Safely · · Score: 3, Insightful
    > In space, it is even more restriction as the Space Treaty automatically make the national government the owner of record for anything constracted by it's citizens or corporations. It has not been run through and courts yet, but it might get a little wierd as things start picking up.

    Let me get this straight. Suppose I won the dot-com lottery and built my own frickin' rocket with my own frickin' money, flew it to Mars, set up my own habitat, and enjoyed the sights.

    Now, my launch may have broken any number of FAA regulations, and my government's free to fine me for it (or they can come the fuck over here to Mars and arrest me! :)

    But you're tellin' me that this treaty says my government also owns my Martian base, even though I built it with my own money?

    This treaty needs to be abolished immediately, if not sooner. 100% taxation of extraterrestrial assets is not how you pave the way for commercial development of space.

    It won't "get a little weird as things start picking up", because with a treaty like that, there's no way in hell anyone will ever start a private space venture. There'll be no space Hilton, because Hilton already gives enough cash to the government in the form of taxes every year.

  21. Re:Is this really a secret? on Fort N.O.C.'s Security in Obscurity · · Score: 1
    > If you really wanted to hide it, disguise the building as a whore house next door to a police station.
    >
    > The hookers and the johns could really be Verisign employees running the root server.
    >
    >In case a real customer showed up and was unfazed by the police station next door, tell him that most of the girls are at the doctors office for their tuberculosis test and the rest are being treated for various venereal diseases.

    The problem here is that the dot-com boom threw a lot of geeks out on the street to live with the bums.

    Which is to say that there are, in any major city, several dozen people who know all too well that real crack whores going in for tuberculosis checkups and treatment are vastly healthier, more attractive, more intelligent, and more courteous than Verisign employees.

    The illusion you suggest wouldn't last 10 minutes.

  22. Re:Coincidence on Spirit Rover Communications Error · · Score: 4, Funny
    > I know, I know, the Martian Air Force strikes again, but while this is pretty solidly bad news, We've got another lander still scheduled to arrive Saturday.

    Ahem. Spirit's on Mars. The MAF failed it. Give credit where it's due - this was a Martian Army operation.

    The Martian Air Force gets to try and redeem themselves this weekend.

    I'd say something about the Martian Marine Corps, but of course, we can't keep our damn probes working long enough to find out if the Martians need a Marine Corps.

  23. Re:I've got an Ultra 5 and a Sparc Station 5! on Sun Sparc 5 Nostalgia · · Score: 1
    > If you are even braver, I know of many people who overclock these with pretty good success.

    Hmm, I haven't played with cooling for a while, and when/if I get a new CPU, I'll have a 360/256k to play with. That sounds like fun :)

    I see lots of stuff on overclocking the passively-cooled SunBlades. Is there a URL that documents the FSB/multiplier jumpers for the mobos used in the Ultra 5? (And/or an FAQ that tells me what I can get away with in terms of

    It's been a while, but I think the 360/256K runs at 4x90, and the 333/2M at 3x111, with more latency (6 vs 4) on the RAM for the 360. There were some 360/2Ms that ran at 3x120. I'm reasonably sure that a 333/2M would be stable at 360 even without additional cooling.

    What do the 400/2M CPU modules run at, and what's the minimum revision of Ultra 5 mobo/OBP that supports them? I'm not all that confident that a 333/2M will OC to 400, but a 360/2M might, and trying either sounds like a fun way to spend an afternoon.

  24. Re:I'm just glad... on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1
    > I'm just glad there weren't any .mp3s on that server! Can you imagine the trouble they'd be in? Illegal .mp3 sharing across a government network. RIAA'd throw a fit!

    Are you nuts?

    If there were MP3z on that server, Hilary Rosen would be in Gitmo tomorrow, and there'd be a law requiring that everyone in the United States own at least one machine with a P2P client and a static IP address to bridge the "musical divide"

  25. Re:Confidential files on Electronic Burglary in the Senate · · Score: 1
    > If one of your coworkers leaves his file cabinet unlocked and you want something out of it is that stealing??

    <Senapster>Yes, that's stealing. But not if you copy it and put the original back. Then it's called file sharing!</Senapster>