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andyring writes "CNN has an interesting article about the increasing trend in electronics to add more and more features, less concise user manuals, and poor marketing, to products, which end up doing nothing more than increasing costs and frustrating users. As an example in the article, most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls. Yet phones come with games, instant messaging, cameras, etc. You can't even buy a simple cell phone any more. Also cited, 25% of people think they own an HDTV, when the actual number is less than 10%. What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?"

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  1. two words by Em+Emalb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    quality control.

    Learn to live by them.

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    1. Re:two words by MakoStorm · · Score: 0

      Those two words are dead now.

      Everything breaks in three years.
      Or maybe I am just a jaded IT guy?

      I swear everything breaks in three years.

      Does it have a moving component, CD/DVD moving spindle? Hard Drive read+write head
      = Dead in three years.

    2. Re:two words by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 4, Insightful
      We bought a VCR in the early 1990's that cost about $500 and lasted over eight years. We're on our third replacement. Sure, the replacements were less than $200 each, but they have fewer features and I'm frankly getting tired of the damn things failing just when I want to tape something. They never seem to fail on playback, just on record. And on a cost per year basis, the more expensive one was a far better deal. They really don't make them like they used to.

      The current unit also has a deep hatred of the Sci-Fi channel. If we tune it to Sci-Fi, it shuts itself off. If we tape a Sci-Fi channel show on another VCR and try to play it on ours, it again shuts itself off. Weird.

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    3. Re:two words by grub · · Score: 5, Funny


      Or maybe I am just a jaded IT guy?

      Maybe jaded against the particular hardware you work with. We have failures among our ~300 PCs every so often, hard disks mainly. The Sun, SGI and (sole) HP machine are damn tanks. When Sol goes red giant in 3 billion years, there will be 4 SGI Origins floating around in space wondering where users went.

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    4. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You are wrong. Quality control is about producing homogeneous shit. I does nothing about the shit itself!

    5. Re:two words by stephenisu · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I hear ya. I still have an excelent working $500 top loading VCR that uses an intutive remote (can you program your VCR with the TV off?)

      Also, no Macrovision, and it survived a PB&J sammich and a few crayons as well.

      Sure I can watch video on my cell, but have you ever tried looking a person up to call them in the menu?

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    6. Re:two words by boaworm · · Score: 2, Funny

      KISS ?

      Anyone else finds it atleast a bit amusing that someone can make a long post filled with nums and figures about an article that discusses the KISS principle ? :-)

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    7. Re:two words by plover · · Score: 4, Insightful
      Quality Control does not necessarily mean "user interface". You can make a very high quality cell phone that still sucks. Nokia has an entire factory full of them.

      The story isn't about cheap-ass phones that break, but about phones that have features that are so poorly implemented that 95% of the users are unable to make use of them, and/or features that 99% of their users don't need or want.

      I think a lot of the problem is the rush to market with something new, regardless of actual utility. "We have to have the 2005 line designed by Thursday, and we need a feature the competition doesn't have. Let's have a micro-motorized skin that pulses along its length, allowing it to crawl across the table like a worm!" "Why would we do that?" "Because Sony-Ericsson hasn't done it yet!!!"

      So regardless of "what" the function is, or how consumers might use it, it gets thrown into the device. This is most evident in cell phones, where it seems every phone has a calculator, an appointment calendar, a stopwatch, a diving computer, a pedometer, and an altimeter. And the manufacturers trumpet these alleged features as if they add value, when in reality all they do is clutter the interface and suck electrons.

      My ideal cell phone would be a small brick I keep clipped to my belt, next to my leatherman. A bluetooth headset would allow me to talk, and my Tungsten would allow me to surf. The phone would still have a speaker, microphone and keypad so I could use it "in manual mode" if I didn't have the headset with me. A screen displaying ten digits would be nice, but optional. And I guess I'd like some kind of powered-on indicator, although the position of an "on-off" switch could suffice.

      I find it almost criminal for a phone to have a "backdrop" picture, or a "screen saver", or even color. All these "features" do is to draw down battery power, and add to the visual clutter. They don't make my "phoning experience" easier or faster or more enjoyable. I really don't want a "phoning experience" -- I just want a fucking phone that I can call my wife and tell her I'm going to the Chinese place and ask her if she wants wontons with her cashew chicken!!

      Of course, that's just my opinion. I could be wrong, (but I seriously doubt it.)

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    8. Re:two words by frisket · · Score: 1
      > quality control

      Nope. Just remove the marketing droids. Surgically if necessary.

    9. Re:two words by badasscat · · Score: 4, Interesting

      That article lost me the minute the guy started talking about how his camera was too technologically advanced because it had options to force the flash or set long exposure times.

      These are options that have been available on cameras for approximately 100 years.

      I mean, we have gotten to the point where if technology does not simplify our lives to a ridiculous degree, we blame the technology, even if technology is giving us the same exact features we've always had! What was fine before suddenly becomes burdensome simply because it's digital and our expectations are different. Do we expect to have fewer features in digital products than we did in analog, simply because we're too stupid or impatient to read a damn manual? It seems that way.

      I'd like to keep my long exposure, manual focus, forced flash and aperture modes, thanks. I am happy camera makers are continuing to provide these as options on some models and are even filtering them down to less expensive consumer cameras. Not every product needs to pander to the lowest common denominator.

    10. Re:two words by DanielJH · · Score: 1

      Perhaps it's time to look into Professional decks like those used in TV studios. We have a fantastic MidiDV deck, but of course it lacks things like a remote, and doesn't look high tech. Take a look at places that sell Avid, etc. Another option is to stop using VHS and move up to SVHS or DVHS. These have a little higher quality parts.

    11. Re:two words by noda132 · · Score: 1

      Quality Control does not necessarily mean "user interface". You can make a very high quality cell phone that still sucks. Nokia has an entire factory full of them.

      I used to have a Nokia 3390 and it even though it wasn't perfect, it wasn't far off. One big button does what you expect to do all the time. So you just press the big button a few times, and it's all logical.

      But that phone died, so I got a Siemens M55. Warning to anybody shopping for a phone: do not get a Siemens M55. Of all the useless features, this one has useless blinking lights on the sides of the phone -- and they constantly blink by default! The confirmation dialogs don't have a consistent placement for Yes/No and the games take ages to load. But that's not what turned me off this phone -- the fact of the matter is, I can't tell when people are calling me! The vibrator is weak and the ringer is quiet. If I'm walking down the street and somebody calls, I'll miss the call.

      I'm returning it for a Sony Ericcson T300. I hope it's not just the same story all over again, but I suspect it will be.

      All I want is a small, usable phone which also does SMS.

    12. Re:two words by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      I just want to say that you are not alone. You just described my dream cell phone.

      I am stuck with Sprint right now (do not ask!). And I had my choice of a crappy nokia WITH REPLACABLE COVERS, what a WONDERFUL feature. All others were flipphones, which I personally hate. Nearly all of them had cameras, and most have 2 color lcd panels. Why do I need 2 lcd panels. I had to get the one with the camera and 2 lcds, because any other decent phones were 150+.....It came with a bunch of crappy ringer (all the while touting how the phone could produce 8 tones at the same time). All I wanted is a single loud short beep, and instead I get to hear a chorus of chimes that are highly annoying.

      All I want is a service that gives me a voice connection and a data connection with an ip address, and I will have my own devices do all the features I want......

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    13. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmmm, a device with a micro-motorized skin and a vibration setting... Sounds like fun!

    14. Re:two words by sfm · · Score: 1

      My bet is that EVERYONE reading this article wants a phone with "just a few simple features". Unfortunately, each of us put a different priority on a particular feature. The phone manufacturers are in a quandary... how to sell the most phones to a general public that wants everything but doesn't want to pay more than $99? Their solution is to add the features that they think the most people want, and hope they can hit some combination that allows them to charge a bit more.....

      For the record, my perfect phone:
      Tri-Mode with data capable, Large Address Book, Big (I mean Really Big) Li Battery, vibrate mode,
      No Camera, No MP3, No Bluetooth, No Color, No Symphony Sound (But it would be nice to program the ring tone loudness and duration)

    15. Re:two words by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All I want is a small, usable phone which also does SMS.

      Are you sick in the head or something?

    16. Re:two words by shokk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Have you thought about spending $500 for a VCR that is a little higher quality than the $200 units? For your $500 you would probably get more features than the previous $500 unit, though at this point you'd have to have a pretty large collection to justify that expense. I'd rather put that into some other equipment and let VCR technology call it a day.

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    17. Re:two words by mixmasta · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I think that one of the biggest problems is letting engineers and other propeller-heads design gear.

      Let engineers design the IC's and real designers build the interface us mouth-breathers can actually use efficiently.

      Case in point: What kind of rain-man type thought 3 different HDTV resolutions would be a good idea??? This is a TV for !@&@#$-sake. On/ Channel UP/Down/Volume are all I need with a picture that looks great with automatic settings.

      It's gotta work for me and joe six without needing to reprogram the tv everytime I wanna change the channel. </grumble> =)

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    18. Re:two words by MrGoodwrench · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I bought a Zenith (JVC) Vcr in 1985 for over $500. It was one of the first Hi-Fi VCR's. One of the stereo channels has died on it and I have to use it in Mono, but it's still usable. What these companies need to consider and/or learn, is there are people out there that are willing to pay for quality and/or simplicity if it were available. Unfortunately, they are more interested in meeting a particular price point in manufacture because the herd of "consumers" are only looking at the price when considering a purchase. When looking at the plethora of consumer (god I hate that term) electronics, It is almost impossible to find quality built products anymore. Everybody's gone to the disposable "don't worry it will be outdated before it wears out" mentality. Bull. If they built it worth a crap, it would last until that particular user decides that it is outdated. I mean I'm still using a stereo system I bought in 1982! It still serves it's function. About the features, (trying to stay on topic), there are many features of this particular VCR I have never used. The point being, The remote was so intuitive I never had to read the manual or went through a long learning process to do what I wanted it to do. Even when I tried out some of the "fancy" options, I didn't need the manual. I just decided I didn't need those features. Another post said it wasn't about the GUI. I say it's definately about the GUI. Simplicity of use is where it's at. Why do you think TIVO's sell so well?

    19. Re:two words by galaxy300 · · Score: 1

      Nooooooo! Not the T300. I have one. What a piece of crap. Weak vibration, poor ringer, you name it, it's got it. My old Samsung was 10 times the phone, I plan on getting replacing the Sony Ericsson as soon as I can.

    20. Re:two words by Radius9 · · Score: 1

      The 3 different HDTV resolutions was probably a marketing decision, not an engineering one :)

    21. Re:two words by Mysteray · · Score: 1
      The 3 different HDTV resolutions was probably a marketing decision, not an engineering one :)
      As I remember reading about it, it was the US Government (FCC). The television lobby wanted interlaced. The movie industry wanted a few different widescreen aspect ratios. The computer industry wanted non-interlaced at a fixed aspect ratio. So rather than choose a single format, the FCC permitted pretty much all of them. The TV is supposed to have logic in it to scan-convert all the non-native ones. In effect, there are several different standards being advertised for HD TVs, and they wonder why they aren't flying off the shelves!
    22. Re:two words by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 1

      I guess I wasn't clear. I would do as you suggest, but I can't find one. Specifically, my early-90's VCR could be programmed from the front panel without the remote and without turning on the TV. It had some other nice features, too, that my next three VCRs all lacked. I can't find one like it today at any price. Perhaps I'm not looking hard enough, but frankly I only shop for VCRs when my current POS has just died, and I end up buying YAPOS because that's all I can find.

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    23. Re:two words by roady · · Score: 1

      I think that the guy complained that the function was hard to find and use, unlike in older devices. Not that it existed.

    24. Re:two words by FyRE666 · · Score: 1

      ...All others were flipphones, which I personally hate...

      I really don't "get" the flip-phones. I mean, isn't it a backward step to have to answer your phone with two hands instead of one? Maybe I'm just a ham-fisted fool, but I can't open any of the models I've looked at with one hand. I do like the smaller size (for instance, the Motorola V500), but I think having to open the cover would annoy the hell out of me after a while.

      Surely it wouldn't cost that much to add a spring-loaded hinge to the things, so you could just press a button to open them...

    25. Re:two words by nospam007 · · Score: 1

      What I personally miss is a _waterproof_ one.

      I already drowned 2 of them by putting them accidently in the glass of water beside my bed in the dark after checking an SMS.

      PS. Don't bother, I changed the glass diameter after the second incident.;-)

    26. Re:two words by ImWithBrilliant · · Score: 1

      I expect simplicity with the new HDTV (Samsung HLN4365W) - there's no reason to page thru a menu to change between wiring input sources, that's what the channel button is for.

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    27. Re:two words by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      I've had my ~$60 VCR for almost 3 years now, and I've had no problems with it at all. But then, I have to turn on my TV to program it (I'm actually not even sure that's true, it's not like I had to read my manual to use it).

    28. Re:two words by 4of12 · · Score: 1

      Not every product needs to pander to the lowest common denominator.

      No, but you'll get more sales if your product is so well-designed that it can be used by the lowest common denominator and by the more adept and demanding users as well.

      Permit me the conceit of placing myself in the more adept category for a moment.

      You know what I still appreciate in a product more than a gazillion configurable features?

      A smooth, intuitive, linear learning curve.

      When I first got my cell phone all I needed was to know how to answer the phone and to place calls. That sufficed. And I'll bet that knowledge alone suffices for all that a surprising fraction of our herd really wants with their cell phone.

      But for the less common denominator people - we still appreciate being able to learn and use the whiz bang new features in manageable chunks. If there is an abrupt requirment that I sit down with a JVM manual for 3 weeks to figure out how to to do speed-dialing, it ain't gonna happen.

      And all this is especially true with software applications...

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    29. Re:two words by shokk · · Score: 1

      I remember getting a VCR in 1988 for about $300+ that could be programmed from the front without a remote or turning the TV on. You're right, newer models don't do that and I doubt we'll ever see anything like that again. I just threw it out last year when it just would not play anymore. Amazing that there was once a technology that could last 14 years and actually still be considered completely useful in that time.

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    30. Re:two words by xpyr · · Score: 1

      You said it. Some people are just technophobes when it comes to any kind of new technology. After all, now that those features which use to only be on the high end models are now becoming standard on all models they complain about it. As for the cell phones with all those extra features, they've been around for years. Get use to it. The ones that like it, the teens, the cell phone manufacturers caitor to them. But the basic features I find like calling someone and having an address book are great. The only people that really complain like its said in this article, just dont like any new technology that comes along if they have to use it.

  2. RTFM? by tackaberry · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Cell phones have become so fragmented, as most carriers offer multiple handsets with a variety of features which appeal to differing tastes. However, I still refuse to buy a new phone because my carrier still hasn't offered a phone that meets my specific needs. All I want is a good, small, clamshell, tri-mode phone from Verizon with built-in Bluetooth. I could care less about a camera, I already invested in a digital camera with a better resolution, and there seems to be a lot of anti-camera phone sentiment. When I went to get my passport renewed, people had to surrender their batteries.

    In terms of user manuals. It's not like a lot of people read them anyway...that's like asking people to read the articles prior to reply here on slashdot. Look at all the good detailed instructions did for getting baby-boomers to program their VCR or time display.

    How many software packages actually come with a full set of documentation anymore these days - it's like we are expected to go out any buy the user manual.

    HDTV is a tough subject, because the industry has done such a poor job on rolling out HDTV. Not just the manufacturers, but also the stations, cable companies and the damned FCC. But you would think you would know whether or not you have HDTV after seeing what 1080i looks like.

    The competing formats of DVD is equally confusing. My father-in-law made the mistake of buying DVD+R discs only to find out that he needed -R for his drive.

    1. Re:RTFM? by Copid · · Score: 4, Interesting
      One thing I've always wanted to see on a cell phone: An LED flashlight. I could care less about a PDA with a color screen, camera, or other expensive non-feature that just drives the cost up and bulk of my phone. It's a phone! It shouldn't require a 300 page manual!

      A flashlight would be cool, though. It would require minimal extra lighting. The phone battery is more than capable of driving an excellent LED light. I actually *need* a flashlight on a regular basis, and I always have my phone with me. It seems like a perfect match.

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    2. Re:RTFM? by kisrael · · Score: 1

      My last two palmpilots (well, Palm IIIc, Sony Clie SJ22) make EXCELLENT flashlights. Very bright.

      It's not quite on purpose, but still.

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    3. Re:RTFM? by swordboy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Rule of thumb:

      If it requires a manual, then it is too complicated for consumer sale.

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    4. Re:RTFM? by Rick+the+Red · · Score: 5, Funny
      So duct-tape your flashlight to your phone like the rest of us.

      And you call yourself a nerd!

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    5. Re:RTFM? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 2, Insightful
      I could care less about a camera

      So you do care about having a cam on your phone?

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    6. Re:RTFM? by GT_Alias · · Score: 1

      Couldn't agree with you more. I'm trying to purchase a new phone, my current Samsung is 2 1/2 years old and the battery is about to go. I want the exact same thing you do, a functional clamshell phone that gets the job done. I don't want to fork out another $100 for a camera I'm never going to use or personal organizing software that will never get touched. Hopefully the companies will listen to this kind of feedback....

    7. Re:RTFM? by hummassa · · Score: 1

      my Nokia 3560 makes an excellent flashlight, too. and I use it regularly 'cause the light-timing of my apartment's parking space is really short, and I am left in the dark every single time I have to bring up groceries.

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    8. Re:RTFM? by Kenja · · Score: 1
      "If it requires a manual, then it is too complicated for consumer sale."

      Pet rocks came with a manual.

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    9. Re:RTFM? by tackaberry · · Score: 1

      The problem is that all of the device manufacturers look at us and say, what we really need is convergence. We need a single device to replace 3 or 4 others.

      Never mind the fact that all consumers want is a device that works well.

      If you had your choice of an all-in-one shelf stereo or some really nice seperate components, which would you chose?

      They are too busy trying to get one device to do everything, that in many cases it can do anything well.

      I guess the sum of the parts is great than the whole, or something like that.

    10. Re:RTFM? by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

      That would include my mother's VCR. Of course, she might agree with that statement.

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    11. Re:RTFM? by McAddress · · Score: 4, Funny
      "If it requires a manual, then it is too complicated for consumer sale."

      Pet rocks came with a manual.

      My pet rock did not come with a manual. I'm still trying to fiigure out how to feed the damn thing.

    12. Re:RTFM? by pla · · Score: 1

      When I went to get my passport renewed, people had to surrender their batteries.

      Uhhh... Why? You walk in, get a picture taken, hand them the forms, and leave. Nothing really "secret" that you could take a picture of, even if you wanted to.

      Of course, ironically enough, they probably would have let you take an actual camera in, and only bother about phones to play follow-the-leader in implementing paranoid policies about camera-phones.

      Sad.

    13. Re:RTFM? by ConceptJunkie · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Yes, but they didn't require one.

      I've gotten sick of trying to figure out all the features on electronic devices... or worse, helping my wife with hers. I've got a phone that has all kinds of cool stuff, some of which I actually use, 'cause it's there, but at the end of the day, I use the thing to call people, and if every other feature not related to making phone calls were taken away, I wouldn't care.

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    14. Re:RTFM? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      I'm not sure what all the complaints are. I got my new phone, with camera and the bells and whistles for FREE. They have them for free just about every week in the Sun. ads at Best Buy or some place similar. Just threw my old one away...signed up for a better deal than I had before...and went on my way with my new toy I didn't have to pay for.

      So, I'd just suggest keeping your eye out for a deal, and get a new one....

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    15. Re:RTFM? by Frennzy · · Score: 1

      I, too, just went through this. I ended up shelling out around $300 for the 'camera' phone, because the low end phones had terrible form factor, and didn't have the battery life I need. This phone is nifty, but it has a LOT of stuff I don't need or want. An additional thing they didn't tell me was that, by default, location tracking was enabled. (I turned that off, I'll take my chances of needing 'someone' being able to find me without the use of my phone. They also don't happen to mention WHO can locate you via the 'location' feature. As far as the camera, all I've used it for was to take a picture I could use as the main screen background. A picture of my glass of Maker's Mark sitting in front of me, with a caption that says 'I'd rathr B drnkn'

    16. Re:RTFM? by psychogentoo · · Score: 2, Insightful
      More often then not, I find that the sales people that I've dealt with at large electronics stores don't know what they are talking about. Maybe it's due to the poorly written manuals or maybe it's that they don't even RTFM of the products that they're selling.

      A sales person at one of these stores (sounds similar to a character on the Futurama show) began to tell me that the DVD-Audio designation on a DVD player meant that it allows you to playback mp3s that you've burnt using your DVD drive and left out the whole part about the DVD-Audio discs which is a competitor to the SA-CD format.

      In last month's issue of The Perfect Vision magazine, there was an article that said a lot of these chains either have mislabeled or incorrectly advertised EDTV, HD Monitors as being HDTVs.

      Having unknowledgeable sales people with a combination of mislabeled advertising at the retail level, does anyone here let his or her tech challenged family members buy electronics?

    17. Re:RTFM? by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      If you had your choice of an all-in-one shelf stereo or some really nice seperate components, which would you chose?

      Am I expected to carry them all around with me at the same time? Because if I am, I'm going to want the single unit.

    18. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just got my phone free too. If you consider a 2 year contact worth nearly $1000 free.

    19. Re:RTFM? by MrBlint · · Score: 0
      The cameras are useless and I can take or leave the games but the ability to look up infomation on line is a really usefull adjunct to a mobile phone and shouldn't be underestimated.

      There's hardly a day passes when I don't use my phone for such mundane things as looking up on a train timetable, or checking the weather forcast. The google WAP portal (http://www.google.com/wml) is very well implemented and an excellent source of information for settling drunken arguments or cheating in pub quizzes....(how many Zs are there in quizzes?)

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    20. Re:RTFM? by K3lvin · · Score: 1
    21. Re:RTFM? by Luckboy · · Score: 2, Funny

      Rule of thumb:

      If it requires a manual, then it is too complicated for consumer sale.

      And every time you make something more idiot proof, you improve the quality of idiots.

    22. Re:RTFM? by dracken · · Score: 3, Informative

      Kyocera phones have had flashlights for quite some time now. They seem to be quite popular in india.

    23. Re:RTFM? by kelzer · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Duh. You're paying for the phone in the contract you signed. Sheesh.

      If all the phones didn't have all that crap, and all the service providers actually competed, maybe we'd be paying $20 - $30 less per month than we are now.

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    24. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've gotten sick of trying to figure out all the features on electronic devices... or worse, helping my wife with hers.

      Simple: 1) turn on 2) enjoy

    25. Re:RTFM? by phoenix_rizzen · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Wow, you guys want a lot of extras. :)

      I just want a simple, non-clamshell, ruggedised phone. Something that won't break when it hits the pavement from a few feet off the ground, or that will still work after bouncing down three flights of cement stairs. Something to replace my again Panasonic TX-220.

      Do they make anything like this anymore??? Not that I've found. Everything is now so flimsy I'd be afraid to toss it onto my bed, let alone my desk.

    26. Re:RTFM? by evilned · · Score: 1

      Sony Ericsson has an led flash light that hooks on the end of all of its currently available phones. Hell two weeks ago, we came home from a party to find our power was out. The backlight of our cel phones made it quite easy to navigate to my lantern.

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    27. Re:RTFM? by cyways · · Score: 3, Informative

      My daughter's Kyocera phone from Virgin Mobile has a built-in flashlight. It was such an obvious feature that, once I saw it, I couldn't understand why all phones don't have one!

    28. Re:RTFM? by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Oh, I know the cost is built in...but, the plans are all costing the same. Why not get the hardware thrown in? My first phone was a 3 year contract...and I had that phone for like 4+ years. I signed up for same $ amount monthly that I had before, but, now have unlimited weekends and nights that I didn't have before...free long distance, no charges for being outside my city...

      So, for the same money, I got a much better billing plan than before, got a fairly loaded camera, and just had to sign for 2 years. I liked the company and was going to stay with them anyway...so, yes, I think its a good deal.

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    29. Re:RTFM? by Cat_Byte · · Score: 2, Funny

      I had to have my pet rock put to sleep after it kept attacking people. Most people didn't believe me when I told them I didn't throw it, it jumped out of my hand.

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    30. Re:RTFM? by kinzillah · · Score: 1

      Which would make my plan cost $4.99? :D

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    31. Re:RTFM? by Kruid · · Score: 1
      c'mon, is the carrier you utilize really your carrier - if so, start including the features you like. If not, grow a fscking backbone and switch to a carrier that does offer the services you want.

      it's really no wonder large corp.s don't listen to consumers - most are idiots who will keep paying for something less than satisfactory.

      -K

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    32. Re:RTFM? by Khazunga · · Score: 1
      Nokia 1100

      Cheap, simple, and it has a flashlight. Feature list: makes calls, does short messaging, and has a flashlight.

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    33. Re:RTFM? by Tackhead · · Score: 3, Insightful
      > HDTV is a tough subject, because the industry has done such a poor job on rolling out HDTV. Not just the manufacturers, but also the stations, cable companies and the damned FCC. But you would think you would know whether or not you have HDTV after seeing what 1080i looks like.

      Nail. Head. Hit. Typical example:

      Salesdrone: "Sir, HDTV is totally awesomer than analog TV because it's... umm... it's digital! Don't you like that word digital? Look! We have all the TVs on this wall hooked up to a digital broadcast! And here's our digital TV! My boss trained me to say that all by myself!"

      Joe Sixpack: looks at wall of analog and digital TVs. Sees big blocks around everything that moves as a result of dumb-ass cable companies using extremely high compression factors on their digital. Sees the same big blocks at 1080i. Says "Huh? My rabbit ears give me a better picture!" and walks away. :)

    34. Re:RTFM? by woobieman29 · · Score: 1

      This exists, although unfortunately I cannot point you at a make/model. I saw a young girl using the flashlight built into her phone the other day, and I too thought it might be a useful feature. Didn't get a chance to inquire about the model though... :-(

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    35. Re:RTFM? by AvitarX · · Score: 1

      My Nokia 63 something or other. I think 6361 is fairly rugged.

      I wouldn't through it down 3 flights of cement stairs, but I deffinatly don't sweat dropping it onto the sidewalk.

      It's got all sorts of different signals it can receive too.

      I do have the leather sleave for it (that I can use without removing) which at least makes me think it will hold togeather better.

      My wishlist for phones is leather sleave without the big plastic bottun to attach to a beltclip. I end up having to cut out the bottun and then the sleave is spandex instead of leatehr in the back.

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    36. Re:RTFM? by pinchhazard · · Score: 1

      The backlight on my Nokia 5000 series is bright enough to read, write, and find the trail by.

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    37. Re:RTFM? by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      You do realize that this site _exists_ as a community for people who think that complicated technology is cool?

    38. Re:RTFM? by curunir · · Score: 1

      The problem with cell phones is that the end user isn't the customer for manufacturers like Nokia, Sony/Ericsson, Motorola, etc. The carriers (Cingular, AT&T, Verizon, etc) are the customers. So the features that end up in new cell phones are not what's most useful to the end user, but what's most useful to the carrier.

      So you see things like full keyboards for sending $0.10/per text messages, cameras which are only really useful for sending $0.10/per picture messages and bluetooth which is mostly useful for selling over-priced hands-free devices (bluetooth might also be useful for other things, but you need only look at some of the half-assed attempts at implementing SyncML correctly to realize where cell phone manufacturers are concentrating.)

      What you don't see are features like FM radio, LED flashlight (good idea mentioned by another poster), or other such features that cannot be used in add-on services sold by the carriers.

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    39. Re:RTFM? by Andorion · · Score: 1

      I have a Samsung E715, it has exactly that =) The LED doubles as a nighttime flash for the camera.

      ~Berj

    40. Re:RTFM? by 680x0 · · Score: 2, Funny
      1) turn on 2) enjoy
      The devices? Or the wife? ;^)
    41. Re:RTFM? by henrik · · Score: 1

      Uh, why don't you just buy any phone you like and then fit it with the SIM card from your network service provider?

    42. Re:RTFM? by fm6 · · Score: 1

      Yes, and how many of them are still alive???!!!

    43. Re:RTFM? by GlassUser · · Score: 1

      I dropped my old nextel i1000 (I think that's what it was). The new i530 looks pretty durable too.

    44. Re:RTFM? by csteinle · · Score: 1

      Why is this a troll? Sentence logic nazi, maybe, but not a troll. The phrase is "I couldn't care less". "I could care less" makes no sense and makes you sound like an idiot.

    45. Re:RTFM? by Isaac-Lew · · Score: 1

      Most wireless phones in the US don't have that option. You have to get a certain telephone that only works with that particular service (example: my Samsung phone only works on Sprint).

    46. Re:RTFM? by henrik · · Score: 1

      Why do you accept this? A free market means you should be able to get any phone of hundred of models and just use it with the network service provider's supplied SIM card.

      It's a wonder that USians buy into this scheme.

    47. Re:RTFM? by CastrTroy · · Score: 1

      How much more do you really pay for service if when you get a free phone. I've looked around, and the service plans don't get any cheaper when you actually own the phone outright.

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    48. Re:RTFM? by RebelWithoutAClue · · Score: 1
      I've dropped my motorola 120e a few times ...

      Additionally, since it has so few features, it can keep running on a single recharge for days ...

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    49. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If it requires a manual, then it is too complicated for consumer sale.

      You are aware that things as simple as toothpaste & shampoo have directions for use on them??

    50. Re:RTFM? by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Because our carriers have enough money to pay our politicians to make it that way. They fought Number Portability tooth and nail. And most of the US customers don't know there is another way.

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    51. Re:RTFM? by popierius · · Score: 1
    52. Re:RTFM? by kelzer · · Score: 1

      True. That's because they're not competing. What we have here is a handful of service providers who absolutely refuse to compete on price.

      They can afford to put a retail outlet in every mall (and strip mall) in the US, but they can't afford to give us unlimited local calling for $15 a month, even though they're cost is next to nothing.

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    53. Re:RTFM? by Wanker · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I have to agree with this. Although the manual might be useful to reveal seldom-used or very specific features, the basic operation of any device should be intuitive. How can this be done? Doesn't everyone have their own idea of what's "intuitive"?

      After reading the book "The Design of Everyday Things" (ISBN 0465067107) it seems that there is less involved in an intuitive interface than one might think. The main problem is that seldom is there any thought put into how to make something intuitive-- instead things get built based on the least amount of effort, even if it's only a very small amount of additional effort to make things easy to use.

      After reading this book, I now see all kinds of examples of bad design that could have been easily fixed with just a tiny amount of effort, or things that could have been made intuitive with the exact same amount of effort, but making it intuitive simply wasn't even a consideration.

      For example, where I live there are several light switches in a three-gang box that control different lights. They are wired randomly, and I'm always mis-guessing which switch goes with which light. A better design, which would have taken the exact same amount of effort would have been to wire the light on the left from the point of view of the box with the left-hand switch. Put the light on the right in the right-hand switch, etc. In fact, when I get "around to it" I plan to rewire them this way.

      As another example, some other switches are horizontal. Push the right side they come on, push the left they go off. Unfortunately the door to the room is on the right. This means that I'm always pressing the switch against the normal direction of movement as I come in or leave the room. Again, for zero additional effort they could have been wired so that they're operated in the same direction as normal movement.

      These are the sorts of thoughts that book will provoke. Recommended reading for anyone who is at all interested in how things work.

    54. Re:RTFM? by mbstone · · Score: 1

      When are they going to let you pay for stuff with your cellphone? 5 years ago this was going to happen "next year." (Reason for rant: I forgot my wallet and wound up eating Mickey D's using $2 in change.) Even simpler, when are they going to have cellphones that contain Speedpasses or transit-system fare cards?

    55. Re:RTFM? by PCM2 · · Score: 1
      Why do you accept this? A free market means you should be able to get any phone of hundred of models and just use it with the network service provider's supplied SIM card.
      There is a long story behind this. Partly it has to do with legacy cellular infrastructure. U.S. carriers first introduced "digital cellular," which used the same frequencies that Europe later used to deploy GSM phones. Later they rolled out what we know as "PCS" phones, but these used the CDMA standard instead of GSM, owing to the lobbying of Qualcomm (the inventor). Nowadays we are getting more GSM-based networks, but as I understand it, these still must use different frequencies than European GSM, therefore requiring different hardware than what's widely available in Europe. So basically what we have is a variety of providers based on a variety of networks, not all of which are interoperable. It's more than just some kind of corporate collusion, as you seem to suggest. Logistically it is not possible to sell a single handset that can work on every network, SIM card or otherwise.
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    56. Re:RTFM? by BillyBlaze · · Score: 1

      US patent #5,901,206, portable telephone with flashlight, covers this. I'd just like to point out that, even though I assume you're not "skilled in the art," you came up with this idea easily enough. And given the sheer number of people in America, surely someone thought of it before 1999.

    57. Re:RTFM? by j1v · · Score: 2, Informative

      Then go find a Siemens ME45 somewhere !!! It really survives hard shocks and water. I've had it for 3 year before replacing it with a SE P800

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    58. Re:RTFM? by MSZ · · Score: 1

      A flashlight would be cool, though.

      Get Nokia 5100 (or it's US equivalent version). It has actually built in LED flashlight (2 white-bluish) high power LEDs. Comes in very handy sometimes. Though it looks more like a toy than a serious phone (anyway when I show the flashlight it makes a big impression (not on the chicks, alas)).

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    59. Re:RTFM? by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      One thing I've always wanted to see on a cell phone: An LED flashlight.

      My Hiptop (aka T-Mobile Sidekick) has a high-intensity LED that can be used as a flashlight (Menu-F from the Jump screen). Ends up kind of pinkish and diffused because of the hardware design though.

    60. Re:RTFM? by Captain+Splendid · · Score: 1

      Mod Parent up! That's a cool idea for a phone...and I hate cellphones as a rule.

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    61. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I think if you use duct tape you are a redneck, if you solder it your a nerd.

    62. Re:RTFM? by thogard · · Score: 1

      If you think the blocky pixels are fun, you see what the Aussie TV stations do for international sports when they send the fotage back via phone lines. It appears that their image compressors are most likly built for the US market so there are both PAL->NTSC->PAL color issues and 50Hz->60Hz->50Hz frame issues as well. The result is an a athlete lurching and jerking across a field and not that smooth motion typical of world class athletes.

      Somehow the local analog cable TV is also doing some sort of pixelizing as well. In a recent B5 tv show the shadow ships moved as gracefully as student driver the 1st time they had to deal with a manual transmission.

    63. Re:RTFM? by colmore · · Score: 1

      In the gizmo world, only Apple seems to understand this.

      I'm not going to claim that they're perfect, or that they succeed all the time, or even most of the time, but honestly, they're the only people who even seem to be *trying*

      Then again, get those art-school ergonomics guys to try to design a laptop whose screen doesn't contact the keyboard when closed, or a battery on an MP3 player that doesn't drain when the unit is powered down, and what do you get?

      The gizmo market is about a consumer thrill... most people buy for the rush of having just bought, never using that DVD burner or what have you more than a couple of times. Few people buy electronic gadgets based on a real consideration of use and need. It's the American middle-class equivalent of gypsy jewelry.

      Of course, if you're actually trying to get something simple and functional, you're kinda screwed, but minority interests generally are.

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    64. Re:RTFM? by Saeed+al-Sahaf · · Score: 1

      Yeh, I'm not really a logic / spelling Nazi (actually, spell check has been a very good friend of mine, I took it out for dinner, and am hoping it "puts out"), but this one does kind of make me squirm. I was actually expecting "flamebait" or "offtopic"... But at least I don't post my crap as AC...

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    65. Re:RTFM? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      well, if gateway was not so damn obnoxious about their TVs, tehy would not advertize their"flatpanel" TVs as if tehy were HDTVs....Gateway knows tehy are not, but they don't bother telling their customers this....I was in a gateway store and heard a guy talking to his wife on the phone last week...he was right next to the sales man and said "yep honey, I am getting the HD TV right now"

      the sales person said nothing, so I walked over and informed the man that the gateway TVs are not HD TVs and if he was really our to get and HDTV, you would be spending better money over at Circuit city and getting a DPL HDTV for 3-4 grand.

      he looked at me, then to the sales man with a "is this true" look, the sales man looked like "what should I say now!!"

      the Man thanked me and walked out of the store.

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    66. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      is she the blond on the virgin Mobil commercial? if so, I want to say "damn, can I date her?, talk about tities and looks in one awesome porn star package!!!

      if not...well, I am sure she is a very nice girl.

    67. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That mistake always grates me. Same with "for all intensive purposes," and a few other incorrect phrases.

    68. Re:RTFM? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      A timex indiglo watch doesn't make too bad a light either. Good for getting through a dark house at night, especialy if it's not your house. Amazing how forign ones parents house can become when you don't live there.

    69. Re:RTFM? by UniverseIsADoughnut · · Score: 1

      Anyone who was able to read the manual for a pet rock is to smart to own a pet rock

    70. Re:RTFM? by jabberw0k · · Score: 1

      You should be able to resolve the lightswitch issues with a simple screwdriver. Your friendly local library will have several books showing you how to do this in just a few minutes.

      You probably will.

      But how many folks will grumble at annoying if minor inconveniences for years rather than spend ten minutes resolving them?

    71. Re:RTFM? by rabidcow · · Score: 1

      So what, is RTFM a new mobile phone standard? I can't keep up with all this stuff...

    72. Re:RTFM? by thogard · · Score: 1

      Almost...
      The 1st cell phones (analog bag phones) were sold in both the US and Europe at about the same time. Motorola had about 100% market share at that time. The 800/900 Mhz spectrum was split between Civil and Military and North America got one way and Nato Europe got the other. The idea was if the US military had to move into europe again, it would only stomp on the Europe Civil frequencies, not the local troops.

      As far as the GSM vs CDMA issues...
      GSM has a hard limit of 25km (50k with some hacked gear in Oz), and that means if your 25.001km away from the tower it will not work even if you get a good signal. This is because one of the key parts of getting a phone system approved in Europe is the ability to put a tower up next to another countries border but still not provide service in that other country.

      GSM suits higher density areas better than CDMA but CMDA works much better at medium density (like anyware outside of a city) and the old analog system works best is low density areas (like US Midwest, 95% of Australia, Alaska, most of Africia). GSM has a number of issues in very high density areas but NipponTT's docomo works best in the ultra high density areas. No one solution will work best everwhere.

      What the GSM people did mess up is they assumed their system was universally the best choice and wouldn't license the sim technology for AMPS and CDMA phones. Had that happened, you could use your sim (which holds your phone number) in any phone which would come in handy if you have to drive from a city to a rural area where you need two different phone technologies.

    73. Re:RTFM? by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      Having unknowledgeable sales people with a combination of mislabeled advertising at the retail level, does anyone here let his or her tech challenged family members buy electronics?

      Mis-labeling has been going on for at least a few decades.

      What you're seeing is that there was a few years of "quiet" between when things like VHS / CD was new and now when new products are coming into the market to replace them. TV sets hadn't really changed in around 20 years, but between DTV and HDTV and HD monitors, what people used to know may no longer apply.

      The closest similar period would probably be back when mono/stereo/hi-fi vs 2-head / 4-head / 6-head VCRs were all in the market at the same time.

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    74. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amazing how forign ones parents house can become when you don't live there.

      You insensitive clod! I live in my parents' house!

    75. Re:RTFM? by LSD-25 · · Score: 1

      Actually, the larger, more expensive Gateway TVs are HD ready, which means that they will display a high-definition image, but do not include an HDTV tuner. It would be more correct to call them HD monitors, except that they do include a standard-resolution tuner, so that makes them "TV sets". To watch HDTV broadcasts, you would have to pay $300-$400 more for an external tuner. However, if you use cable or satellite, then an HD ready unit is just as good as an HDTV set.

    76. Re:RTFM? by Kayarbee · · Score: 1
      (actually, spell check has been a very good friend of mine, I took it out for dinner, and am hoping it "puts out")

      Moutain Dew, computer screen. Computer screen, moutain dew. I'll leave you two alone to get better aquainted. :)

    77. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Damn right. I got a great deal on mine because the shop was discontinuing that model, but I guess you'd have to look on eBay or something now.

      I won't think of replacing or updating until Siemens or someone else (re)realises that rugged phones are a good idea. There's hope, because I see increasing numbers of ads for rugged laptops.

    78. Re:RTFM? by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      good to know, but DPL is still better than plazma or LCD (no burn in) so he was better off.

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    79. Re:RTFM? by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      More often then not, I find that the sales people that I've dealt with at large electronics stores don't know what they are talking about. Maybe it's due to the poorly written manuals or maybe it's that they don't even RTFM of the products that they're selling.

      A sales person at one of these stores (sounds similar to a character on the Futurama show) began to tell me that the DVD-Audio designation on a DVD player meant that it allows you to playback mp3s that you've burnt using your DVD drive and left out the whole part about the DVD-Audio discs which is a competitor to the SA-CD format.


      I think the problem is even more basic than that. I don't think any of the salesmen have actually used -- the products they are selling. It's a very different experience having set the product up, tested it out, gone through this or that hassle with it than just reading the features list off of the box for the person buying it.

      Unfortunately, I don't know of any big electronics store that makes the employees sit down and actually use the products before they decide to: 1- carry it, 2- try to sell it to the customer.
      I think that experience would act as a filter for a lot of bad products if it was implimented correctly.

      [Better call my lawyer and get a patent for this!]

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    80. Re:RTFM? by Quixotic · · Score: 1
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    81. Re:RTFM? by NoseSocks · · Score: 1

      There is a design flaw in my (and everyone else's) office that irks me to no end:

      I look down at my keyboard:
      7 8 9
      4 5 6
      1 2 3

      I look down at my phone:
      1 2 3
      4 5 6
      7 8 9

      Blows my mind

    82. Re:RTFM? by a1ok · · Score: 1

      Hmm - the phone you've linked to is a CDMA2000 phone. Dunno if there's another version, but India happens to be a GSM market so I'm quite sure this phone wouldn't be very popular there :)

    83. Re:RTFM? by mcpkaaos · · Score: 1

      I'm as against outsourcing software work to India and to workers willing to do the job for pennies as anyone, but at least get those folks some desk lamps or something.

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    84. Re:RTFM? by builderbob_nz · · Score: 1

      I run a business selling computers and the one thing that is common amongst nearly all new customers is that they ask for a manual. Does that mean that I shouldn't be allowed to sell them a new computer?

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    85. Re:RTFM? by CyberDruid · · Score: 1

      I think that was supposed to refer to the wife's *special* electric device.

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    86. Re:RTFM? by kaitsu · · Score: 1
      What you don't see are features like FM radio, LED flashlight (good idea mentioned by another poster), or other such features that cannot be used in add-on services sold by the carriers.

      Splash resistant Nokia 5100 has a flashlight, FM radio and thermometer.

    87. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Amazing how forign ones parents house can become when you don't live there.

      Especially when you're trying to move the TV at 3:00am, in the dark, without waking anyone up.

    88. Re:RTFM? by gnu-generation-one · · Score: 1

      "In terms of user manuals. It's not like a lot of people read them anyway...that's like asking people to read the articles prior to reply here on slashdot."

      When the user-manual consists of "put the batteries in, press play", accompanied by a large drawing of the battery compartment, and a large drawing of the play button, you can forgive people for not reading the manual

      Maybe it's 80 pages long. But 75 of those pages are translations in obscure languages, one page is a picture of the product, another page is a list of things not to do (underwater camera: "do not attempt to change film or batteries whilst underwater"), and the last page is a troubleshooting guide ("Q: nothing happens. A: have you plugged it in?")

      All in all, the "user guide" to consumer electronics is about as informative as the swing-tags. And as for the specifications sheet, well let's just say it comes from the "marketing" side of scientific measurement theory.

    89. Re:RTFM? by Maeryk · · Score: 1

      HDTV is a tough subject, because the industry has done such a poor job on rolling out HDTV. Not just the manufacturers, but also the stations, cable companies and the damned FCC. But you would think you would know whether or not you have HDTV after seeing what 1080i looks like.

      My Toshiba is 1080i ready.. but I'll be damned if I'm paying what they want right now for an HDTiVo for six channels.. two of which are sports I dont watch anyway.

      Its a case of consumer stupidity, and salesman at Best Buy not knowing what they are selling, or misusing terms.

      I like my TV at 740p when running 2/3 pulldown dvd's.. and I can only dream of how its going to look when HD becomes a reality, rather than a gouge.

      But.. until the prices on HD boxes come down.. (I wasnt stupid enough to buy a TV with a built-in decoder.. especially when they havent even really settled on a format yet) I'm just gonna have to live with CNN in all its semi-fuzzy 57" glory.

      (ANd I'm happy with that.. I bought the TV to watch movies.. and I'm looking into DVhs now.. also)

      Maeryk

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    90. Re:RTFM? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I agree that cellular phones are way more complicated and bloated than they need to be. Remember though, that the carriers often dictate WHAT actualy goes into the phone (feature wise). The carriers are dying to increase ARPU (average revenue per user). The cellular industry can't survive purely on a price/minutes ratio (well it could, but some would either fold or be absorbed). Wireless carriers, like another other business, are trying to soak their customers for everything they have. Margins are thinning on pure voice prodcuts. The carriers have to find a way to generate more revenue. Streaming video/audio, MMS messaging (picture/sounds inserted into messages), and 3G technologies are all ways for carriers to make more money off of you and me.

    91. Re:RTFM? by hexatron · · Score: 1

      This is easy to fix: 1. Take apart your phone and move the little buttons to the calculator configuration. 2. Translate your phone numbers to the new system. 3. Don't forget to dial '7' before the number!

    92. Re:RTFM? by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

      Their web page expresses lots of excitement for the product. "Behold!" - that's just darned funny stuff. Or, I'm just really easily amused...

    93. Re:RTFM? by Ed+Avis · · Score: 1

      You mean you *could not* care less about a camera. Think about it.

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    94. Re:RTFM? by Tingler · · Score: 1

      A flashlight would be cool, though. It would require minimal extra lighting.

      That is a great idea. Something you can use in the meanwhile is a LED flashlight attached to your keys. I have one & it works great. It cost me around $6 US.

    95. Re:RTFM? by Traa · · Score: 1

      I am a designer of cellphone cameras and offer the following insight: Our cameras primary mode of operation is 'fully automatic'. This includes auto exposure, auto white balance, auto flash use (yes, some cellphone cameras come with flash now)....auto everything really. Click and shoot. Nothing else. No need for a manual.

      That said, the full auto mode is targeted to satisfy the majority of users. Then there are those users that are willing to spend the time WITH the manual to get more out of the camera. Override Auto White Balance to your own satisfaction. Take pictures of the stars by overriding the Auto Exposure forcing the flash off. Do thousands of other non-trivial things the camera is capable of. It is completely up to the cellphone manufacterers (marketing) to allow or ignore these extra features.

    96. Re:RTFM? by nytmare · · Score: 1

      Heh, I just bought an analog TV after much comparing, and that's exactly what I saw -- who needs HDTV when the picture is overly compressed? I'll wait till they get it right before I spend the extra money.

    97. Re:RTFM? by univgeek · · Score: 1

      India has CDMA running in WLL carriers - Reliance and Tata Indicom.

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    98. Re:RTFM? by okram · · Score: 1

      OT: why do people always say "I could care less" when they mean "I couldn't care less"?

    99. Re:RTFM? by Chacham · · Score: 1

      I could care less about a camera,

      You mean you *couldn't* care less.

    100. Re:RTFM? by CAIMLAS · · Score: 1

      I think your inner geek requires this little writeup for inner peace and happyness.

      I'm going to try this myself. :P I'm sure further googling could turn up an even better mod.

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    101. Re:RTFM? by ACPosterChild · · Score: 1

      Interesting link. I just found out a new unit of measurement: the peanut! Apparently, your daughter's phone is 3 peanuts tall!

    102. Re:RTFM? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      That's a damned cool phone. It's also butt-freakin'-ugly. They call that "inspirational design"? That said, though, I would be a much happier guy had I gotten that phone instead of the 3560.

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    103. Re:RTFM? by MrResistor · · Score: 1

      Well, when I say "I could care less" what I generally mean is "I could probably care less, but I'm not sure how"

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  3. I respectfully disagree. by W32.Klez.A · · Score: 1, Troll

    Personally, I like all the extra doohickeys on my cellphone. I mean, I like space invaders, and it's on my phone.

    props to GNAA

    1. Re:I respectfully disagree. by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      I was told that, aside from the obvious battery drain, it contributes to prematurely worn-out buttons.

  4. Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by grub · · Score: 5, Insightful


    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    Like most businesses, they listen to only one thing: their bottom line. If you don't need a camera on your phone (and, frankly, who does?) then don't spend the extra few bucks on it. Make sure you tell the person why. There will certainly be some trickle effect of what is said, whether to management, at trade shows or in the media.

    Unfortunately you have the KeepingUpWithTheJoneses factor to deal with: Jones(A) gets a new phone with games. Not to be outdone, Jones(B) gets a phone with games and a camera. Jones(C) gets a phone with games and a higher-resolution camera.. Repeat ad infinitum.

    This isn't intended soley as potshots against camera phones but against the "Faster, Smaller, Better" upgrade cycle that these manufacturers impose on the consumers. Remember that every dollar you spend is after-tax money. Now think about how much that shiny new widget will really cost before you walk to the cash register. You need the money more than they do.

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    1. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by kabocox · · Score: 2, Insightful


      Unfortunately you have the KeepingUpWithTheJoneses factor to deal with: Jones(A) gets a new phone with games. Not to be outdone, Jones(B) gets a phone with games and a camera. Jones(C) gets a phone with games and a higher-resolution camera.. Repeat ad infinitum.


      All I want is unlimited calling on a cell-phone for $5 a month. I define "unlimited calling" as no long distance charges, no local charges, no roaming charges, no limits on minutes used, and global coverage. I know that will never happen unless there is a very cheap way of broadcasting masses of phone calls through wireless access points. I would be happy with 2 state coverage, no roaming charges or long distance fees within those states, no limites on minutes or time of day and still $5 a month. I could care less about anything else. Our damn "phone taxes" are more than $5 a month. We currently pay about $50-$60 a month. I want cheaper not more!

    2. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by BWJones · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you have the KeepingUpWithTheJoneses factor to deal with: Jones(A) gets a new phone with games. Not to be outdone, Jones(B) gets a phone with games and a camera. Jones(C) gets a phone with games and a higher-resolution camera.. Repeat ad infinitum.

      Yeah, but this Jones does not want a cell phone with all the crap. Give me Bluetooth and that's about it. No camera, no games, no MIDItones, no IM, no changeable faceplates, no etc.... The reason cell phone companies are putting all of these features in is because there is no reason for many folks to upgrade. I still have and use my Nokia 2160 because it works and the only thing that makes me want to think about upgrading is Bluetooth for automatic synching to the OS X boxes at work and home. Palm has the same problem as well as Wintel computers in that there in many cases is absolutely no reason to upgrade.

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    3. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by SummerMan · · Score: 1

      Agreed. This trend is not the manufacturer's fault, but our own. I don't mean invidually, but collectively as a society we are always looking for the bigger, better deal. We've shown that we're willing to pay a little more and -- what do you know -- manufacturers have stepped up to fill the void for the masses of sheep, er, consumers.

    4. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      I bought my T616 from ATT back in december because of it's bluetooth feature. Love it to death, it's got the camera midi's and stuff, but I got in on a promotion where it was free (it's $150-ish now) so I figured why the heck not. and ya I like it...now att on the other hand.....well they could learn a thing or two about customerservice....from riaa ;)

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    5. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Dalroth · · Score: 1

      Just give me a small little Nokia phone! The smaller the better, that's why I like 'em!

      Unfortunately, I decided that having free Nextel service paid for by work was a worthwhile endeavor. No more Nokia phone for me... now I have this crappy Motorola that has a ton of worthless crap on it, but doesn't do the one single thing I need it to do most: both ring AND vibrate at the same time.

      Damn you Nextel! Damn you!

      And Motorola? I've got a Motorola cable box. It sucks as well. Don't buy Motorola.

      Bryan

    6. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by CompressedAir · · Score: 1

      Unfortunately you have the KeepingUpWithTheJoneses factor to deal with: Jones(A) gets a new phone with games. Not to be outdone, Jones(B) gets a phone with games and a camera. Jones(C) gets a phone with games and a higher-resolution camera.. Repeat ad infinitum.

      Who does that? No, I'm serious. Who really does that? I know that the parent has described the supposed reasoning behind most advertising, but I cannot recall having seen an example of that in the real world.

      People buy what they want. Now, you may not know you want something until you see it advertised... and seeing your neighbor with it is certainly a form of advertising.

      But I ask you, honestly... who here has bought something FOR NO OTHER REASON than to Keep Up With The Joneses?

    7. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      Like most businesses, they listen to only one thing: their bottom line.

      Exactly. A few months ago my mother was telling me that someone could get rich by making VCR programming easier (VCR+ is too complicated for her). I tried to explain the "invent a better idiot" rule but that didn't go over so well. Then I asked her how many VCRs were in her house. Four (holy crap!). Then I told her that there was no incentive to make VCR programming easier because it's easy enough to put four in her house. Same thing with computers and software. Why is Windows crap? Because it can be--the proof is in how much Microsoft sells. Why is Mac OS X the best OS around? Because it has to be. Apple can't get away with selling crap like Microsoft can.

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    8. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yeah, but this Jones does not want a cell phone with all the crap. Give me Bluetooth and that's about it. No camera, no games, no MIDItones, no IM, no changeable faceplates, no etc....
      But someone else will say, give me a camera on the phone and that's it, no Bluetooth crap or whathever. And another will just want games. And another just a color screen. So what is a phone manufacturer to do? What makes your Bluetooth requirement so extra special?
    9. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by jafuser · · Score: 1

      "You are not your fucking kakhis."

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    10. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Prior+Restraint · · Score: 1

      Give me Bluetooth and that's about it.

      Not accusing, just curious: What would you use Bluetooth for? My only stipulations for my cell phone were:

      • No clamshell; no retractable antenna: the only moving parts should be the buttons (I'm clumsy enough to break it else-wise).
      • Vibrate feature so I can get calls without annoying everyone around me (a concept foreign to all my coworkers).

      My Nokia 3310 has both of these features (and, of course, dozens more I'll never use). I'm quite happy with it, and I imagine I won't upgrade until it simply no longer works.

    11. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Jim+Hall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Unfortunately you have the KeepingUpWithTheJoneses factor to deal with: Jones(A) gets a new phone with games. Not to be outdone, Jones(B) gets a phone with games and a camera. Jones(C) gets a phone with games and a higher-resolution camera.. Repeat ad infinitum.

      Not quite. My brother used to work at Microsoft, and he once commented on something that I've carried with me in my career. It's not that the customers are in a "keeping up with the Jones'" mode, but the vendors are.

      Example: Microsoft didn't add a grammar checker to Word because the customers were demanding one. In fact, the first MS grammar checker was worthless. (I haven't used MS products in years .. I don't know if it's improved since.) Microsoft added one to Word (version 4.0?) because WordPerfect had added a grammar checker. Microsoft didn't want to look like they also didn't have the features.

      Phones are the same way: "It's a phone with a tiny web browser in it." / "We can do web, and we'll add mini-games." / "Okay, we'll do games, but ours are in color." / "We'll also add colors, and we'll support java." / "Now let's add a low-res camera." / "We'll add a hi-res camera too - and also walkie talkie." And so on. Pretty soom, everyone will have a little inkjet printer in their phone, just because the vendors are trying to keep up with each other.

      Another way to look at it: if everyone has the same basic features as everyone else, then the product that "wins" isn't necessarily the best product - it's the product that sucks the least.

    12. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't know if it's improved since.

      It hasn't. The best way to make sure whatever you're typing is unreadable is to follow the suggestions of the grammar checker.

    13. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by mOdQuArK! · · Score: 1
      A few months ago my mother was telling me that someone could get rich by making VCR programming easier (VCR+ is too complicated for her).

      I take that she and you haven't been able to use a TiVo-enabled system.

    14. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Maybe thats what you want, but I happen to want a few games. Not GBA quality, but something to pass the time. All to often I'm alone for a few mintues (doctors office) with nothing to do and I want to pass the time. I always have a cell phone so there is no worry about forgetting it. (I have a GBA, but only bring it with when I expect to use it. The games are great, but it is useless at work so I don't have it even when it turns out I did have time to waste one day).

      I personally have no use for bluetooth. Nothing else I have uses it, and I don't expect that to change. I'll take a phone with a camera and bluetooth so long as it doesn't have games and it doesn't cost a lot. I have a tri-band phone, I think I like the idea even though I may never travel with this particular phone (or maybe I will, who knows?).

      I've found one of the most important things is responsiveness. My current phone sucks that way, I often get in a loop with the unlook function. Simple enough, just hit two keys in sequence, but the phone somehow gets locked into a loop where the first button is ignored, the second prints the instructions to unlock, so I go back to the first button, but that just erases the screen, which the second button redraws. I havn't figgured it out exactly, but it really annoys me. (A lot of other little waits when I'm in a hurry to enter something annoy me too)

      I guess my point is what works for you doesn't work for everyone.

      P.S. If you read archives of my posts I was once more interested in camera phones. I go in streaks now, it seems like a nice idea, but it doesn't work good enough yet to be worth having.

    15. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by hondo77 · · Score: 1

      I take that she and you haven't been able to use a TiVo-enabled system.

      Um, I don't live at home (and haven't for over 20 years), for starters. If my mom thinks VCR+ isn't easy enough, why would I want to suggest a TiVo to her?

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    16. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by beefneck9 · · Score: 1

      Part of the reason manufacturers can get away with all of this value added stuff like games and such is because they are being supplied with more powerful ASICS and support components.

      It's like having a beowolf cluster powering a print server--Only a print server, nothing else. Who the hell does that? You couldn't very well market one like that, a very capable computer restricted to a lowly print server. Its a waste for all of the development they put in it, and they KNOW they can get more out of it.

      So they now program more features to "add" value, which allows them to justify charging more for a phone without anything other than what amounts to cheap code and a fancy display (which was already there). A tweak here, a subroutine there, and BAM!

      It costs them nothing, but the 'choices' they are providing make the phone something different, and if its different, they can ask for more $$$ because they obviously spent more, right? ;)

    17. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by aardvarkjoe · · Score: 1

      Yeah, but this Jones does not want a cell phone with all the crap. Give me Bluetooth and that's about it.

      The problem is that you don't really want a "phone that just makes calls" -- you want that phone + Bluetooth. Somebody else wants that phone + camera, and someone else doesn't care about the camera, but insists that their phone be able to play MP3s. So the manufacturers make a phone that has the features that everyone wants, even though most people will only use a subset of them.

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    18. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Not accusing, just curious: What would you use Bluetooth for?

      sync it to my computer (address book, text messages), use it with a wireless headset and link i with my palm (505 with bluetooth sd card (yes, they do really exist :))

    19. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by myowntrueself · · Score: 1

      I think theres also the 'entry level creep' issue;

      So the early mobile phones were just phones and they cost $xxx.xx (whatever),

      Then, as the manufacturing and design techniques got better it turned out that they *could* make a plain old mobile phone and sell it for $x.xx.

      But if they add this and that and a camera and bla bla to the 'entry level' phone they can still sell it for $xxx.xx with the justification 'look its got all this *stuff* its got to be worth it!'

      I suspect that while its possible to produce plain old mobile phones very *very* cheaply, once you've sold them to whoever needs one, you no longer have any *new* sales.

      Hence the feature creep and 'entry level' creep.

      Or something like that.

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    20. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by BCoates · · Score: 1

      You are not your fucking kakhis.

      So, I'm supposed to go around without any pants?

    21. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "People buy what they want."

      Yep, since most people dont know what they want they have to have the TV tell them what they want, which is probably not what they need...

    22. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Chanc_Gorkon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Because it IS! You just view the TV guide and press a button. It's GUNNA record! You want to record every NEW Simpson's? Easy! Tivo is infinitely easier then doign it on a VCR. Also, she can just watch TV and thumbs up and thumbs down and it will records things she likes. Then it's just a matter of scrolling through the TEXT list of what was recorded! DAMN easy.

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    23. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "If you don't need a camera on your phone (and, frankly, who does?) then don't spend the extra few bucks on it. Make sure you tell the person why."

      Like, for example, not being able to use it at work. "photographic equipment must not be brought onto site"

    24. Re:Don't be led astray by things you don't need. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I just recently bought a new cell phone. I had a huge, heavy phone that I stopped using because I couldn't (comforatbly) fit it in my pocket. I wanted a clam-shell style phone that was small. I didn't care about color or a camera or a web browser. I just wanted a phone that fit in my pocket. They had one clam-shell or flip phone model that was not a camera phone, all were color with a web browser and about eight models with cameras etc. Apparently, the days of small, usable, b&w phones are behind us. Not that I mind the color screen, just feels unnecessary.

      That and even the sales guy couldn't even get the web access thing started, despite the fact I HAD to get it for free for two months. Joy.

  5. Comment removed by account_deleted · · Score: 5, Insightful

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  6. example in practice by Matey-O · · Score: 4, Interesting

    10,000 songs,
    audiophile quality,
    least restrictive DRM,
    6 buttons,
    iPod.

    Of course, on the other hand:

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    1. Re:example in practice by dieman · · Score: 0, Insightful

      Actually, WMA is less restrictive. I've been able to *legally* take 160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files with a simple windows app.

      Mac's AAC won't let you do that. They Vendor Lock-in with iPod.

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    2. Re:example in practice by Sergeant+Beavis · · Score: 1

      And the congregation said, "Amen!"

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    3. Re:example in practice by MrCaseyB · · Score: 1

      Im sorry, did you just use the term audiophile quality in reference to lossy compression found in AAC and or MP3?

      AAC, as improved as it is over mp3, is still far below it's CD Audio source. Even CDs are no longer audiophile quality as high resolution audio discs gain popularity. CDs are for the average joe, when you say Audiophile quality, you should really be speaking of 2 channel 192/24 DVD-Audio and SACD.

      Your point is still taken, I just felt the need to nitpick.

    4. Re:example in practice by Major+Murray · · Score: 1

      And do you also use the Calendar/contact list/games/alarm/..... on your iPod as well?
      Its just another example of putting extra functionality into an electronic that most people won't use.

    5. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      teh iPod has no design flaws (period). please get over your *over* scrutiny of it.

    6. Re:example in practice by Matey-O · · Score: 1

      I used the term audiophile as in this review here:

      http://www.stereophile.com//digitalsourcereviews /9 34/index.html

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    7. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      "160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files"

      Seems pretty lossy to me. So how did those oggs sound?

    8. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Audiophile may not apply to AAC. But obnoxious dickhead sure applies to you.

    9. Re:example in practice by faust2097 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      You could load the thing with WAVs if you wanted [or a bit more reasonably high-bitrate LAME MP3s]. The point is that the sound quality is limited by the source file, not the device.

      On the original topic, most of the direct competitors of the iPod have more features [FM radio, more formats, etc.] but overall people care more about what it's like to actually use the thing. I've noticed that iPod purchases seem to happen in clusters where someone in a group of people will get one and by letting other people play with it it can change opinions.

      Look at Microsoft Office, the best usability improvement they've made in the last several years was to hide most of the features in the menu by default.

    10. Re:example in practice by vigilology · · Score: 1
    11. Re:example in practice by micromoog · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That was so close to a haiku I feel compelled to take it all the way:

      10k songs, good sound
      least restrictive DRM
      6 buttons -- iPod.

    12. Re:example in practice by FosterKanig · · Score: 1

      I see your point, but I would counter with the fact that all of the music playing functions/buttons are very easy to understand and work. You have to dig down to get the extra features.
      My phone requires 11 button presses over 3 buttons to switch from ring to vibrate. This is insane. Have all of the phone features on top/easily accessible, and then dig down for the extra features. I shouldn't have to use a menu to turn the ringer off, it should be a switch.

    13. Re:example in practice by bay43270 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      How do you turn off an iPod?
      Hold down play for 3 seconds!

      How do you go to a previous menu?
      Press menu

      How do you go to the next menu?
      Press the button in the center of the dial

      How do you change the volume?
      With the scroll wheel*
      *as long as the display is showing the current song and it's not showing the song's rating or the progress bar (in which case you press the middle button until you see the volume, and THEN you use the scroll wheel)

      How do I plug it into the wall?
      Use the firewire port -- duh!?!

      Don't get me wrong. I love my iPod, but removing buttons does not make something more simple.

      Changing the context of a button only works when you can change its label too.

    14. Re:example in practice by Microlith · · Score: 2, Informative

      By means of what app?

      Remember, of course, that you're probably using an unencrypted WMA file. You could probably do the same thing with a 160kbps unencrypted AAC file.

      Encrypt either and it's not easy at all. At least with the AAC file (namely protected ones from iTunes), you can use various utilities to write it out to CD/Virtual CD and re-encode. Who knows what permissions the WMA will have.

      Of course, you're transcoding anyway. And it's not vendor lock-in when no one else makes players that support it (I don't recall Apple trying to fend off other AAC players you know.)

    15. Re:example in practice by GunFodder · · Score: 1

      Good point, I will never use these features since I already have a phone with a calendar/contact list/games :)

    16. Re:example in practice by terevos · · Score: 2, Informative
      Actually, WMA is less restrictive. I've been able to *legally* take 160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files with a simple windows app.


      Apple's AAC's won't let you do that? Since when. I've been taking my AACs and converting them to Mp3 ever since AAC's came out. You just grab LAME (like iTunes LAME) and convert them. It's pretty simple.
    17. Re:example in practice by Erik+Hensema · · Score: 1

      I do not know the interface of the iPod -- never seen such a thing. But: less buttons does not imply that the user interface is better. A lot of modern electronics have buttons which have two or more functions. That actually confuses users.

      My monitor for example, has three buttons to navigatie through the OSD. But I have to press two simultaniously to exit the menu. Friendly? No.

      The three buttons are: menu, -, +

      When you press - or + in normal operation, you set the contrast. To set the brightness, set the contrast and press menu within the OSD timeout. Then press - or +. Argh!

      Yes, I can figure it out. No problem. But is my granddad able to figure it out? Don't think so...

      (it's an Iiyama Vision Master Pro 450)

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    18. Re:example in practice by VX1984rr3 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And what is with making it a requirement to have a working remote with most DVDs to make the thing simply PLAY ad disc??? You think that would be a pretty darn basic function!

    19. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "I've been able to *legally* take 160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files with a simple windows app."

      Just curious to which "music site" you are getting the songs from and what the actual license states? Did you buy these WMA files or just download them?

    20. Re:example in practice by agent+oranje · · Score: 1

      Is this flamebait? I'm honestly having trouble figuring that out. What I didn't have trouble figuring out was how to use my iPod...

      I didn't know how to turn it off at first, so I didn't - I noticed that when you paused a song, the unit turned off automatically after a minute or so. One day it clicked that holding the button down accelerated the process. Pushing pause and leaving it alone caused the unit to go off - holding down the button seems like REALLY pausing it, which shut it off.

      That's the absolute most-complicated part of operating my iPod... It didn't make sense to me at first, but now it's just intuitive.

      Same with menu being associated with the backlight - as you are likely to be looking at the display when you push menu, holding down menu to turn on the backlight just kinda makes sense in an Apple kind of way. Holding menu, like holding pause, seems to suggest that you'd really like to see the menu.

      And anything with the wheel - the wheel is a toy, and something to play with. I can't think of too many devices with such a wacky interface. When you first pick up an iPod, you fidget with the wheel, and see that it does stuff. The unlabeled button in the middle, as it's surrounded by the wheel, probably does something in conjunction with the wheel... like selecting things in menus, selecting time in track, etc.

      So, though the iPod isn't an entirely straightforward device, you figure out what you need to know about it within a couple of minutes. In my opinion, the iPod, and Apple products in general, are textbook examples of how KISS should be. All of the functionality is there, but anything remotely complicated is invisible to those who aren't looking for it.

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    21. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      there's something called "expected behavious"

      many devices let you turn them off by holding the stop button for a few seconds. the ipod is no different. what would the alternative be? a new button to power it off? or a menu driver interface?

      same goes for the scroll wheel functions. its used to scroll or increase/decrease stuff. its very obvious what you're increasing/decreasing or scrolling through - just look at the display.

      the center button is the select button. for a first timer - its perhaps a little less obvious you can use it to move from the volume to ratings, etc. this is the only valid gripe.

      the menu button: i've seen other devices use it to go to the previous menu. for the ipod - my natural expectation was to use the previous/next buttons to go to the previous/next menus (the next button kind of acting like an enter key)

      overall - i think the ipod is fairly intuitive to use.

      the samsung s105 - also a nice easy to use phone.

      i owned the fujifilm 4800 camera. easy to use.

      i now own the coolpix 5700 - what a bitch! (i can firgure it out - but its not as simple to use at all. no way sir!)

      some companies get it right. i think the customers will/should support them and make them popular.

    22. Re:example in practice by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      You know what those who just repeat what they hear are called...

    23. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      audiophile quality ... ? I don't think so.

    24. Re:example in practice by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      Oh, I also forgot to mention that the term audiophile in the article is never used in reference to sound quality that iPod provides.

      In one instance, it attributes the stereo line-out output as an audiophile future because this bypasses the end amplifier which is typically much more noisy than an external amplifier that you would want to hook up your iPod to.

    25. Re:example in practice by rev063 · · Score: 1
      You've hit the nail on the head there. Even though the iPod has fewer buttons, it's more usable than other similar devices that have more. Why? Even though some lesser-used functions aren't super-intuitive, the interface does encourage experimentation, and more importantly, doesn't penalize the user for it. You can try out most buttons and the song will keep on playing. Soon enough, you'll discover some of the handier features for yourself. Your anecdote is great vindication of that design.

      Other devices solve the problem by adding more buttons, but that just makes experimenting harder. I like the iPod's approach better: use it intuitively when you first pick it up, learn how to use it better with time.

    26. Re:example in practice by morgue-ann · · Score: 1

      Don't get me wrong. I love my iPod, but removing buttons does not make something more simple.

      Changing the context of a button only works when you can change its label too.


      Amen! I hate the smudges that touchscreens end up with, but I do like the straightforwardness of the UI. PalmOS standard apps is the best example of this I've seen.

      "soft" keys around a display are next in usability, but they have to have enough. Someone borrowed my logic analyzer with built-in 'scope & I got his tiny, but crappy Tektronix 'scope. I've used a (very $$$) TDS320 with softkeys on the right side & bottom, but this one only had them on the right side, so you had to press multiple times to cycle through options.

      The point I don't see anyone making is that ease of use has three elements: 1st use, learning curve & experienced use. I'm sure Adobe Illustrators 5-kinds-of-click using shift, ctrl, alt & combos is very quick once you learn it, but it's horrible to learn.

      The iPod has a nice compromise between newbie & experienced use. You can select & play songs without reading the manual & it will turn itself off if you pause it for a long time, so you don't even need to know that. Then you can learn about hold-play for OFF, hold menu for backlight, and key combos for reset and force-firewire.

      You can also customize the main menu. Everything you need is accessible before you do that, but experienced use is enhanced when you punt the stuff you never use (Genres).

      I can drive the iPod with occasional glances at the screen, but I don't have to hunt for buttons with an iSkin on it.

      For cameras, having direct control of shutter speed, aperture and focus and direct readout of EV values makes learning photography easier. It also makes adjusting these values faster for the experienced user. I'm seeing some of the digital control cameras (Canon Elan) with two knobs that can be those controls, but can scroll menus & crap in an alternate mode. That seems like a good compromise.

      Meta-keys are even worse for kids. I just can't figure out why LeapFrog tries to make their products do 20 different things, 'causing the buttons to change meaning.

      I want to build two kids electronic toys: a box with an alphabet of keys, backspace & enter that displays typed text on a TV & text-to-speeches it when you hit enter. My (preschool) son thought tts was the coolest thing on a Mac at work & I think this would help him with alphabet & reading.

      Don't make the thing do word games & be a word processor & add 20 more buttons. Just make it do one thing.

      The other toy is a subtractive analog synth (or digital simulation of such) with four or five knobs for volume, pitch, low pass filter resonance and cutoff frequency, LPF VCO, pitch modulation VCO and 3 oscillator shape switches. Make it battery powered & portable with its own amp & speaker. Kids love wierd noises.

      Neurosmith is closer than LeapFrog with their word vs. shape toy, but their music cube thing is just too abstract.

    27. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, WMA is less restrictive. I've been able to *legally* take 160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files with a simple windows app.

      Does Microsoft know about this? IIRC, Winamp at one point would let you play WMA files to the WAV recorder, but they had to take that feature out at Microsoft's request.

    28. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      10,000 songs,
      audiophile quality,
      least restrictive DRM,
      6 buttons,


      4,000 hour lifespan.

      I think my lightbulbs last longer than that.

      Of course, on the other hand:
      [ Reply to This ]


      What?

    29. Re:example in practice by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      I think this would help him with alphabet & reading.

      It probably will help him to read, but do not forget your responsibility as a parent that your son will not start speaking like the Mac tts. Such an impediment can ruin one's life.

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    30. Re:example in practice by bay43270 · · Score: 1

      Is this flamebait?
      Let the moderators call it what they like. I don't expect everyone to agree, but I didn't say it to start a war either. Just to get people to think about usability a bit. The interface to the iPod is very cool. That doesn't mean it's intuitive.

      Besides, I have karma to burn. If I'm not going to use it to express my opinion, then what would I use it for?

      It didn't make sense to me at first, but now it's just intuitive.

      If it didn't make sense at first, by definition, it's not intuitive. The word your looking for is idiom. An idiom is something everyone memorizes and if used often enough becomes part of our user's vocabulary. The symbol on your computer's power button is an example of an idiom.

      That being said, I don't believe that holding down the stop button (or the play/pause button in this case) is a well accepted idiom. That's just my opinion, though. Feel free to disagree.

      I think the power button should either be a menu item or a separate button. If they want to keep the 'hold down pause for three seconds' feature, it should be considered a shortcut. I've never met anyone who figured out how to turn it off without looking it up or asking someone.

      When you first pick up an iPod, you fidget with the wheel, and see that it does stuff. The unlabeled button in the middle, as it's surrounded by the wheel, probably does something in conjunction with the wheel... like selecting things in menus, selecting time in track, etc.

      I do like the wheel, in the sense that it encourages exploration and it acts consistently for most of the menus (with the exception of adding songs to your playlist). I don't like that the menu button is labeled "menu" rather than "back". And I don't like that many of the buttons have multiple functions, but a single label.

    31. Re:example in practice by SuperKendall · · Score: 1

      How do you turn off an iPod?

      Play and pause are usually the same key - Off is an extension of Pause. Not to mention you can just Pause and it will go off anyway.

      How do you go to a previous menu?
      You press "up". I honestly didn't even know there was a "menu" button.

      How do you go to the next menu?
      You use the same button you use to do everything - playing a song, selecting a menu, selecting an option to change. It's the enter key of the iPod.

      How do you change the volume?
      I don't know about you, but the majority of things I own have round things that change volume. Admittedly it was a little more obvious when it had a real rotating dial...

      How do I plug it into the wall?
      Well, you notice it says it's charging when loading songs.

      I think you are making a mountain out of an anthill. The workings of very few things, including toasters and most certainly microwaves, are no-where near as well done as the iPod.

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    32. Re:example in practice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look at Microsoft Office, the best usability improvement they've made in the last several years was to hide most of the features in the menu by default.

      I hope you're joking - as a feature, that overtakes Clippy in terms of frustration value. Anyone who knows how turns it off immediately...

    33. Re:example in practice by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      Audiophile meaning you can play full quality (well, full Audio CD-quality, anyway) stereo AIFF files at up to 44 kHz / 16 bit. This is why the iPod is considered audiophile-quality. Happy?

      No store is going to sell you audio files at 192/24.. although they will try in a few years. (as noone in their right mind wants DVD-A or SACD right now)

    34. Re:example in practice by ncc74656 · · Score: 1
      Actually, WMA is less restrictive. I've been able to *legally* take 160kbps WMA files from a music site and turn them into 128kbps OGG files with a simple windows app.

      iTunes will burn its downloads to red-book CDs which you can then rip and encode to MP3, Ogg, or whatever (even WMA if you're feeling perverted). If you want, you can burn to CD-RW if you don't plan on keeping a permanent copy in that format. How is this more restrictive than what you describe?

      (There's also a procedure for ripping the DRM off of iTunes downloads. Is there something comparable for WMA files? Having the original file sans DRM is definitely a Good Thing.)

      Mac's AAC won't let you do that. They Vendor Lock-in with iPod.

      Are you telling me I was imagining things when I played my iTunes downloads on my Palm (after converting them to Ogg)?

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    35. Re:example in practice by MrCaseyB · · Score: 1

      Crap in, crap out is what they always say. So let me get this right; because I'm stupid. The ipod is limited only by the quality of the source, so if I want quality that is at the very least, comparable to a CD, I have to rip uncompressed aiff files. I buy the CD, rip it, transfer the big ass files over to the ipod which has limited storage for such big freakin files, then I have something that is nearly as good as the original CD right? Whats the fuckin point man? Time is money and the time it just took to do all that combined with the large price tag of an ipod ($400 for 20gig) makes this a lame proposition. Of that 20gig you can fit 34 uncompressed CDs, all the cost and time involved, seems better to me to just buy a freakin cd player.

      If an audiophile had $400 to spend on a source component for high quality sound that he wanted to hook up to his stereo, do you think he would buy an ipod or would he buy an equally priced and FAR superior sounding CD player.

      The ipod is not a good PDA, it is not a good game machine, it is not an audiophile grade music player. Sure it can kinda, sorta be used to very limited extent in that capacity, but you would be foolish to lump it in the same category as the real things. The ipod is what it is, a portable player of compressed music files. It does this better than any other mp3 player I think and I appluad its success. An audiophile grade piece of equipment it is NOT.

      To address Dave's comment, Many people in their right minds DO want DVD-A and SACD now. If you haven't noticed, almost every manufacturer is making a universal DVD-VIDEO, DVD-A, SACD player that is very affordable. For several years now surround processors have been equiped with 5.1 analog inputs, now they have firewire and HDMI to support multichannel audio over a digital connection (copyprotection bullshit and all). If you have not heard 2 channel 192/24 audio on a great sounding system, you are missing out (I prefer the high res 2 channel to the sometimes gimmicky 5.1 mixes). I was buying a DVD-A the other day at a store and the clerk asked what DVD-A was. Rather then explain the technical specs behind it, I asked him if he remembered how he felt when he first compared an old VHS tape with a brilliant looking DVD video.

      The CD is outdated just as the VHS tape was, now its time for something higher quality. When the DVD was introduced, it took off because the qualityh was great and the value was tremendous. If the music industry can do the same, with special bonus features, improved quality and fair pricing, maybe it can save their sorry asses.

    36. Re:example in practice by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      sorry, but the iPod is the only device which can play uncompressed, 44.1, 16 bit audio.

      You want to carry around a discman? Fine, but most musicians and music lovers don't. I don't knwo where you get the idea that it is 'close' to CD-quality.. it _is_ CD-quality. Uncompressed AIFFs, that you can drag _directly_ from the CD to the iPod.

      The ipod is what it is, a portable player of compressed music files.
      Huh? have you not been listening? Uncompressed AIFFs, hello? ..and yes, 34 uncompressed CDs on a 20 GB iPod is still a ton better than carrying a CD wallet and discman. Seriously, even you should be able to see the logic in that.. you, who obviouly have bought in to the music industry's upgrade cycle.. you're buying DVD-A and SACD? There just isn't a demand for it.

      DVD-A is useless to everyone except those that have a system that will play it. Consumers are happy with 128k MP3s and FM-quality broadcasts, what makes you think they want 'better' sounding? The few of us who have the equipment necessary will enjoy it, but it's not cost-effective.. The music industry better not try to push a new format, consumers are still pissed about replacing their tapes and records.

      Putting some bonus content hasn't helped on Enhanced CDs or CDs with bonus DVDs, it's only increased the price of an audio CD.

      Think first, then post.

      If the CD is outdated, what makes you think we want another type of disc that suffers the same problems? The music industry should start looking at higher-quality downloads as a better solution.

      The iPod? It's the only MP3 player on the market that also plays uncompressed AIFFs. It's that simple.. we export our songs to AIFF, why bother burning to CD?

    37. Re:example in practice by MrCaseyB · · Score: 1

      I didn't mean to upset you, you're obviously a big fan of Apple and their technology, Ipod is a great MP3 player best mp3 player in my opinion. I am not arguing that the ipod isn't the best mp3 player, I think it is, but it is FAR from an audiophile grade device. I find nearly everything you said to be bullshit.

      "Uncompressed AIFFs, that you can drag _directly_ from the CD to the iPod" I originally said that to match the audio quality of the original CD you would need to rip cds as uncompressed AIFF files and copy them to the ipod, this makes no fucking sense to pay $400 for what essentially turns into a glorified CD player without expansion capability. CD player expansion is endless, just buy more discs. Ipod has no removable storage to expand on. Unless you want to have it constantly chained to your mac/pc. If you go to a used store and buy some CDs, can you pop them in your ipod and enjoy? No, you need to rip and copy and blah blah blah. SO it has actually LESS value than a CD player in that respect. AGAIN why the hell would you spend that time and money to basically create an exact copy of a CD when you could just listen to the CD right away in the first place. Another issue is Battery life. Nobody here is going to argue with me that the ipod battery life can not match that of a Discman that uses off the shelf AAA batteries.

      "The ipod is what it is, a portable player of compressed music files.
      Huh? Have you not been listening? "
      Obviously you were not listening when I stated that the true value of the ipod comes when listening to compressed music. Using it as a glorified CD player is not of any value. Using it as a palm pilot is of not much value, it is a compressed music player. It can do other things as well, but that is not its main focus or its strength. GO back and read my post if needs be. The ipod can do several things but it can only do one thing really well, it is designed this way to be an EXCELLENT mp3 player, not an excellent pda or an excellent uncompressed audio player.

      "who obviouly have bought in to the music industry's upgrade cycle.. you're buying DVD-A and SACD? There just isn't a demand for it. "

      I have bought into nothing except quality sound. The music industry sucks, but if they can produce a reasonably priced product that is clearly better than the existing CD, people will notice. Head over to avsforum.com and tell me if you think there is no demand for higher quality sound. Check out the new SACD and DVD-A shop sections on amazon.com. I assure you there is a demand for it that is growing everyday.
      Just because you are content with today's technology doesn't mean the rest of us are. Your comments here sounded pretty lame " what makes you think they want 'better' sounding?"
      Gee dave, what makes me think people want DVD or HDTV or even CD vs tape? Shit, why do I have a speedy computer at work when I could have an older pentium pro? My question for you is what makes you think people want "inferior" sound?

      You say "The music industry better not try to push a new format, consumers are still pissed about replacing their tapes and records." Just like consumers are pissed that they are being forced to go out and buy DVD players and DVDs? The freakin things have jumped off the shelf at record setting rates. Those consumers can't be too pissed about having to replace their old tapes. Probably because they and anyone with half a brain will tell you that if you offer a substantially better product with additional value and sell it at a fair and reasonable price, people will embrace it.

      Ask an audiophile which they would prefer as their main source, an mp3 player or a dedicated cd player. Shit ask me, I am an audiophile, it is ultimately up to me to decide what is and isn't up to par. I have stated that it is not up to my standards, and millions of audiophiles would agree with me. We can appreciate that it is the best of its breed but to put it in the same category as audiophile grade cd players and SACD is just ignorant.
      Tell you what dav

    38. Re:example in practice by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      you don't get it, do you.. look at the size of the iPod. It's convenient, powerful, high-capacity, and plays uncompressed audio files.

      I really wish I had one, but that fact is.. you bought into a new technology.. who's going to choose between DVD-A and SACD? Consumers? They don't know the difference. The thing is, those formats don't offer anything tangible to the consumer. Sure, they sound a lot better to you and I, but that's not reason enough for the public to spend more money on the discs, a player, and a surround-sound system. The value really isn't there. It's not the same as VHS -> DVD, because so much more is offered on an average DVD than ever could be on VHS. On DVD-A and SACD, however, there's really nothing they can do to make it seem like an obviously attractive technology.. they're already doing what they can (bonus DVDs, live tracks, etc.) and not seeing any return.

      You can keep your forums. Us engineers will continue to make your surround-sound mixes and laugh at the people dumb enough to spend that kind of money on another degradable format. We do the best we can with what we're given, and get paid whether the music sells or not.

      As far as ripping CDs to the ipod, you still don't get it.. it _is_ worth it to most musicians and engineers, and I don't know where you get the idea that it would be smarter to have a portable cd player. That's just plain thickheaded. You want to carry around 30-odd CDs? Of course not. Then don't bitch about those that can take the 30 seconds necessary to get perfect copies of their CDs on their iPods and never have to worry about them again. It really is worth it.. especially since the CDs won't be getting scratched, you don't have to change them, cart them around with you, etc.

      The iPod is a _music_ player, it plays a number of audio formats. All the audiophiles I know that own one are very impressed by its combination of size, capacity, interface, and sound quality. I think you underestimate the importance of these things. It plays uncompressed audio files very well, I don't know where you get the idea that it's not meant to do that.

      Buy a CD, bring it home, it's on the iPod, the CD's in its case, safely. How can you back up these new formats? Or can you even back them up? Hmm.. I'm guessing not, but please correct me if I'm in error. This is part of the problem with the new formats, people can't trust that they will have this album for number of years, since no record store will replace a scratched CD/DVD and they can't conceivably back them up themselves.

      I see you agree that the current state of the music industry sucks. So how, pray tell, are you getting the good indie bands etc. on DVD-A and SACD? You're not, because they won't be putting their music on that format anytime soon.

    39. Re:example in practice by MrCaseyB · · Score: 1

      I do get it. I can clearly see both sides of this story as an ipod owner and an audiophile. THe ipod is a fine mp3 player, but its not an audiophile grade component which has been my point the entire time. I brought up CDs and higher res audio simply as a comparison to show that cd quality is now close to the bottom of available sound quality. We have both gotten off track here, but lets get back to my original points that YOU or anyone with any intelligence can not disagree with.
      Sound quality of CDs is better than compressed audio. Higher Res formats such as SACD and DVD-A sound far better than CD. If compressed audio is at the bottom of that list and CD audio is not far ahead, How in hell would you rate it as an audiophile grade device. NOBODY in their right mind who is passionate about sound and video would choose an ipod over a dedicated cd player or dvd-a for critical listening. NOBODY!

      The ipod is good for what it does, playing compressed audio, YES YOU ARE CORRECT it can playback sound at cd quality, It can do NO better than the original CD. It is still at the very bottom of the audio quality food chain. It is at or below CD quality, it is far far below 2 channel 192/24 audio. Its like calling a Yugo a luxury sedan. It can do many of the same things as the really nice cars but there is a world of fucking difference between one and the other.

      Look, I think you're a fucking moron, and you probably think I am one too, lets just drop this shit.

    40. Re:example in practice by dave1212 · · Score: 1

      No better than an Audio CD is not at the bottom of the audio quality food chain. MP3s would be in that place, and there are already a plethora of devices that play MP3s. The point is that, for the vast majority of music listeners, CD quality is the best they're going to get, unless they invest in a whole new system and replace their entire music library. That doesn't sound very tempting to most listeners.

      Again, can you back up DVD-A or SACD? I would really like to know, and would rather have 'a fucking moron' tell me (especially in such an entertaining way!) than take the time to google it. If not, it's just another attempt for the industry to make more money while not offering much in return, as well as trying to lock-in more customers with their crap formats.

      Again, if you don't like the current state of the music industry, where are you getting the indie bands to listen to on your heavenly system?

      Yes, 44/16 is far below 192/24. Hopefully there will be a portable music player that lets you listen to uncompressed 192/24 audio, but really, I doubt it will happen anytime soon. The iPod plays music _right now_ at the highest resolution available to the majority of the market.

      Heh, so now you say you own an iPod? After all those cracks about battery life and such? Nice turnaround.

      It would be great if you would answer the questions I posed.. would you mind? Or will the answers just shoot everything you've blathered on about right out the window?

      hehe oh wow.. I just went to your site.. haha without warning, as you click to enter, it starts loading an 80MB demo reel movie! Now _that's_ web design. Guess you're in charge of the site.

    41. Re:example in practice by MrCaseyB · · Score: 1

      You say "The point is that, for the vast majority of music listeners, CD quality is the best they're going to get, unless they invest in a whole new system and replace their entire music library. That doesn't sound very tempting to most listeners."

      We aren't talking about most listeners, please understand that, the original question was to the ability of the ipod as an audiophile device. Audiophiles are not "most listeners" They ALREADY have the dream system, they actually CARE about audio quality, they WANT high resolution audio wherever they can get it. The original question was NOT "Will joe blow like the ipod?" The answer is hell yes. The point I made in my original post was that the crowd of people who consider themselves audiophiles would typically not call anything "audiophile quality" that is at or below the sound quality of a Discman.

      If you wish to make backups of your DVD-A or SACD you could patch the 5.1 outputs from your DVD-A or SACD player into any recording device you wish, there is no copy protection on those outputs. Is it possible to rip or copy one of these formats in the digital realm? Don't honestly know, I've never had to make one. Hopefully by the time I need to make a copy of a disc I own, someone will have cracked the copy protection, just as they did with DVD.

      You said "If not, it's just another attempt for the industry to make more money while not offering much in return, as well as trying to lock-in more customers with their crap formats."
      I'm sure many people said the same exact thing about DVD in its infancy. It's hard to say what the future for high res audio is, but any kind of progress to the aging CD Audio is very welcome in my book, just as an update to DVD in the form of HD-DVD is highly anticipated by many.

      I actually don't listen to too much indy music. I don't listen to top 40 either. When at home, we will listen to Jazz, blues, some cheesy 80s new wave stuff.

      I can agree with you that hopefully there will be a portable player that lets me play DVD-A and SACD. I know that the ipod plays music now at the highest resolution available to the majority, but AGAIN..we are not here to discuss the majority, we are speaking of audiophiles and their taste for quality. The audiophile community is far from "the majority of music listeners"

      Yes I own an ipod, 10gig, luckily never had any battery flat out die but the battery life is much shorter than a Discman for obvious reasons, this is to be expected. I really enjoy my ipod for what it is, I even like using it as a portable hard drive, but when it comes to audio quality, I will take a CD player ANY DAY.

      You said "It would be great if you would answer the questions I posed.. Would you mind?"
      What question is that? If you mean the backup question, I offered some comment to that but don't have a more definitive answer.

      About the web site, there's no need to get personal now and I would appreciate it if we would keep things focused here, but since you brought it up...
      The company I work for just absorbed another studio and changed names, the old website is gone and there is a placeholder obviously. We recently posted several job listings on industry message boards. Many applicants wanted to see the type of work we do so I put a link to the reel on there for the time being. Our site does not get any traffic other than the job applicants I referred there. I was not really thinking of the general public when I added the link, I will go ahead and change that.

  7. Nextel, just a phone, I like just a phone by MakoStorm · · Score: 0

    Nextels, I305, I205, I88.

    simple (expensive) phones that one thing and do it well

    Make calls.

    1. Re:Nextel, just a phone, I like just a phone by bhtooefr · · Score: 1

      And have direct connect, text messaging, wireless web, and a company that rips you off.

    2. Re:Nextel, just a phone, I like just a phone by velkr0 · · Score: 1

      i like to receive calls too!!
      it makes me feel important :)

    3. Re:Nextel, just a phone, I like just a phone by MakoStorm · · Score: 0

      True, but its just phone stuff. Okay it text messages, but does it fairly well. I mean no cameras, or PDA's or anything like that.

      Yes I know there are Nextel Black Berry's but I dont have that kind of money,

      hell I dont have the money to replace my broken PS2.

    4. Re:Nextel, just a phone, I like just a phone by blugu64 · · Score: 1

      hahaha so do I, today I recieved my first phone call on my cell phone from ATT....after having service for 43 days...the reason you might ask? yes I'm a nerd, but the real reason is att jacked up my number port and wouln't pick up the phone when I called and tried to figure it out...corporate pigs

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  8. Open Source HW by kyknos.org · · Score: 1

    it is time to seriously start with it

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    1. Re:Open Source HW by avalys · · Score: 2, Funny

      Yes, because open-source projects are known for their ability to avoid needless feature creep and maintain clear, useful, high-quality documentation.

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    2. Re:Open Source HW by XP-Elwood · · Score: 1

      Its called "Radio Shack"... ;)

    3. Re:Open Source HW by stephenisu · · Score: 1

      Radioshack.com, you mean. I have never find half the usefull stuff I need at the Brick and Mortar Radioshack. Of course I always want some obscure IC.

      Only thing I ever end up buying when looking around is the latest and greatest obsolete in a week phone. For twice as much as I should have paid, and I think my first born (not here yet) are now locked into a contract with Sata^H^H^Hprint.

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    4. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yes, because open-source projects are known for their ability to avoid needless feature creep and maintain clear, useful, high-quality documentation.
      No one says building all the features into your particular implementation is required. My open hardware phone would make calls, store phone numbers, only accept incoming calls from people in my phonebook. No GPS, no SMS and no voicemail unless your number is in my phone book. It's my phone and only people I authrorize may use it to contact me!
    5. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, there are already a few people who make useful or fun gadgets and publish their schematics, documents, firmware, etc. on the web, for free.

      So, It's sort of already started.

      No hardwareforge yet though, AFAIK.

    6. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How obscure are we talking? Maybe you could do yourself a favour and check out digikey. Definitely one of my favourite suppliers.

    7. Re:Open Source HW by c_oflynn · · Score: 1

      They already do:

      http://www.opencores.org -- Logic Cores
      http://www.openh.org -- Open Hardware
      http://www.yampp.com/ -- Just one of many open-source MP3 players

    8. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      http://www.google.ca/search?q=cache:SPbpn3H6iFsJ:w ww.openh.org/+OpenH&hl=en&ie=UTF-8

      ^^^Google cache for OpenH.org

    9. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or Mouser, or Newark.

      Digikey is alright, but I've had much better luck with Mouser and Newark, although Newark is generally easier to deal with if you can funnel your orders through a corporate ordering account.

    10. Re:Open Source HW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck finding a cellular carrier that will let you use 'your phone' on 'their network'.

  9. I know the feeling. by cageyjames · · Score: 0

    I think I have a reliable OS, but in truth I run Windows.

  10. What can be done? by pagluy · · Score: 0

    "What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?" Easy. Make them give us all their stuff for free.

  11. Damn awful mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about those awful mice with the high but little used "scroll wheel" that keeps getting in the way when I have my index finger cross the mouse to hit the first mouse button? I've taken to gouging these off. This is just an example of downgrading things with new "Features" that get in the way.

    1. Re:Damn awful mice by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about those awful mice without the heavily used scroll wheel that won't get in my way because I rest my index finger on the left button, my middle finger on the wheel, and my ring finger on the right button like I'm supposed to? I've taken to hunting down wheel mice. This is just an example of upgrading things with the few new features that DON'T get in the way. STFU, troll.

    2. Re:Damn awful mice by effex100 · · Score: 1

      You don't use your mouse's scroll wheel? Those things a great.

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    3. Re:Damn awful mice by cayenne8 · · Score: 1
      Oh man, I use that thing many times every day...

      In linux/Solaris...just hold down the left button and move over text to highlight...click middle scroll wheel/button to paste.

      And scrolling through the pages on your browser...invaluable.

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  12. KISS by Sloppy · · Score: 4, Funny
    Yeah, increasing costs suck. If people would just think about KISS more, then maybe things would get smaller.

    (Damn, I've been waiting forever for a flimsy excuse to link to that page.)

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    1. Re:KISS by theparallax · · Score: 1

      Oh wow. You are my hero.

    2. Re:KISS by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If people would just think about KISS more, then maybe things would get smaller.

      If we start to focus more on smaller things, perhaps I'll finally stand a chance of getting a date!

    3. Re:KISS by fire-eyes · · Score: 1

      And if you're really bad, he'll invite you to his Panty Room(TM).

      [add creepy deep voice for full effect]

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    4. Re:KISS by justMichael · · Score: 1

      So the guy from BigLumber.com has a link to Mini Kiss...

      Now if only it was MiniKiss WITH BigLumber, you would have scored a trifecta ;-)

      But based on the look on her face, I don't think that's the case.

    5. Re:KISS by TPFH · · Score: 1

      (Damn, I've been waiting forever for a flimsy excuse to link to that page.)

      At least you didn't post any Buffy, err Willow quotes like:
      "Why would anyone want to kiss rocks?"

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  13. I don't *want* concise user manuals by Patman · · Score: 4, Insightful

    User interfaces should be well-designed and as simple to use as possible. Granted.

    Include a quickstart guide with your gear. Good idea.

    But for God's sake, don't forget about the concise user manual. I hate buying new gear and not getting a good manual with it. The manual should explain everything the unit can do in every configuration.

    If they want to make a simple quickstart guide too, that's great, but don't leave out the full-blown details.

    1. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by Patman · · Score: 1

      But for God's sake, don't forget about the concise user manual

      Obviously I meant "don't forget about the full user manual". Dammit, I even previewed.

    2. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by Grelli · · Score: 1

      Manuals that actually explained functions would be great, in contrast to the large legal "if you are as dumb as a brick, do not ingest this part of our product" disclaimers that we get now.

    3. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by Anne+Thwacks · · Score: 1
      In the olden days, when 1200 baud was "fast", I worked for a modem manufacturer. They employed a technical author who was Polish, and spoke very little English. He could not understand the engineer's explanations of how the products were supposed to work, and no one could understand the manuals.

      I asked the CTO why they employed him. The reply was "he was very cheap!"

      The company no longer makes modems :-)

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    4. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by kin_korn_karn · · Score: 1

      I think I had one of your company's modems.

    5. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by happyfrogcow · · Score: 2, Funny

      User interfaces should be well-designed and as simple to use as possible. Granted.

      Yes, sell us a nipple! Most intuitive interface ever!

      That little touch pad on the iPod's are pretty damn close. BUT NOT CLOSE ENOUGH!!

      WE WANT NIPPLES!

    6. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by nordicfrost · · Score: 1

      Not to forget; my Ericsson T68i cellphone manual cover perhaps 70% of the menus and functions of the phone. When I get bored and dig around in the menus I discover extremly advanced functions for e.g. web calendar syncing, something the manual does not recognize. Therefore, I cannot use the function, since the help menu on the phone is a joke and the I have no clue to what protocol etc. it uses. Too bad, I could really use that function.

    7. Re:I don't *want* concise user manuals by SacredNaCl · · Score: 1

      But for God's sake, don't forget about the concise user manual. I hate buying new gear and not getting a good manual with it. The manual should explain everything the unit can do in every configuration.

      If they want to make a simple quickstart guide too, that's great, but don't leave out the full-blown details.


      I recently bought a USR Turbo Wirless Access Point model 8054. It has the worst manual for a router I have ever come across. Half the functions aren't documented, the limits on fuctions (like how many firewall rules you can set, how to use the port forwarding feature (and what you have to disable to use it), all of the things that game mode turns off..), even very basic functions are undocumented. It came with a mere 4 scraps of paper, and a manual on the CD that is worthless. The online manual is the same as the one on the CD. Something like this with all of the features it has should come with at least a 60 page manual, not 4 frickin' scraps of paper and a handful of worthless HTML files.

      I'm half tempted to return the thing and pay the restocking fee and get something else. The user interface isn't all that great either, have to reset the router to make even a single change. So configuring the thing is absolutely slow and painful. (The reset makes it RQ a new IP each time.) No dyn-dns support. Of course, that isn't documented either.

      Some of the products out there are just downright frustrating. I hate having to call in for phone support and deal with voice jail for something where useful manual would have eliminated the problem in the first place.

      I have to imagine the return rate on these things is fairly high...Eventually all of those ones returned as 'defective' would have to cost them something, maybe even enough to justify including a real manual?

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  14. Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed to by akiaki007 · · Score: 5, Interesting

    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    Um, ok. So, let me get this straight. You want these manufacturers to _not_ take advantage of the people dumb enough to believe they are buying something else. Those 15% of the people that think that they have an HDTV, probably bought something that was overpriced, and might end up buying equipment that would only work to it's fullest with a HDTV system. They're making money off of the stupid. I don't expect them to change. While it would be moral and nice of them to, but since when is capitalism moral and nice? It's about money, and if someone wants to give it to them, they will take it.

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  15. Re:What can be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope this get's modded up.

  16. more and more features... by Mieckowski · · Score: 5, Funny

    I can see that the author doesn't use emacs.

  17. Be like me. by bad+enema · · Score: 1, Funny

    I don't own a cell phone. People tell me it's because I don't have any friends. Oh well.

    1. Re:Be like me. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I don't wear a leash nor a collar.

      I don't have a frickin' wire in my head.

      I rely on the voices in my head to tell me what to do.

  18. And they make phones harder to use by AtariAmarok · · Score: 1

    And while they add these features to cell phones, thay make them hard to use. I've got a recent Nokia phone where the buttons are in diagonal columns, instead of the standard straight-up-and-down, straight-across 4 x 3 array that has been around decades.

    It is not just Nokia. There are portable phones that actually have the buttons in curving rows. Why make it harder to do the "dialing numbers" part of using a phone?

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    1. Re:And they make phones harder to use by Detritus · · Score: 1

      It isn't just cell phones. Take a look at the HP-33S scientific calculator. Some idiot decided to make it look trendy, rather than easy to use.

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  19. EDTV instead of HDTV? by Josuah · · Score: 1

    Anyone know if the reason 15% of people falsely think they have an HDTV television is because they only have EDTV? Seems like a fair reason, since no one has heard of EDTV.

    What all these gadgets really need is something like the Mac OS "Simple Finder", which hides all the extra goodies if you don't need them.

    1. Re:EDTV instead of HDTV? by Blahbbs · · Score: 1

      EDTV? Wasn't EDTV a movie?

    2. Re:EDTV instead of HDTV? by pla · · Score: 1

      Anyone know if the reason 15% of people falsely think they have an HDTV television is because they only have EDTV? Seems like a fair reason, since no one has heard of EDTV.

      I think that it has more to do with the general lack of TVs with an actual HDTV tuner in them. For example, my household recently purchased a new widescreen HDTV, which probably would not count as HDTV under that criterion. It does 480p, and DVDs look as good as they physically can on it (pixel-wise, I don't claim that a $15k system wouldn't look a tad better). But I have absolutely no use for an HDTV tuner, so why pay up to $200 more for it?

    3. Re:EDTV instead of HDTV? by RowdyReptile · · Score: 1

      Is it the difference between true HDTV and HD-ready TV's, as pla said?

      Or is it plasma screens like the ones from Gateway that are only EDTV?

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  20. Mixed messages ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1


    "Also cited, 25% of people think they own an HDTV, when the actual number is less than 10%"


    Surely this is consumer ignorance, not manufacturers putting extra "doohicky's" in there ?

    Simon.

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    1. Re:Mixed messages ? by mhesseltine · · Score: 1
      Surely this is consumer ignorance, not manufacturers putting extra "doohicky's" in there ?

      No, it's manufacturers selling "HD-Ready" televisions, which are really EDTV (480p) not HDTV(720p) and including a 3:2 pulldown filter.

      Yes, customers may not completely understand every technical aspect of the purchase. However, manufacturers aren't doing that great of a job publishing realistic specs and educating the customers on what the real deal is, and what's "close enough"

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    2. Re:Mixed messages ? by Asprin · · Score: 1


      Well, yes and no. How many TVs have a HDTV logo on the box because the display is compatable with HDTV signal specs, but do not actually include an HDTV tuner in the box?

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    3. Re:Mixed messages ? by Space+cowboy · · Score: 1


      How many TVs have a HDTV logo on the box because the display is compatable with HDTV signal specs, but do not actually include an HDTV tuner in the box?

      None that I've ever seen, which is perhaps why the statement makes more sense to you than I. When I see HDTV, I expect it to be 720p or 1080i, not normal res... My standard "TV" is actually a projector, that does indeed do 1080i and 720p (but not 1080p ...).

      It's probably the result of being in the UK rather than the US, where HD isn't anywhere at all yet. The only use I have for a high-res projector is playing games on my PC. (*Cough*) using it to give presentations, sorry :-)

      Simon

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  21. and I thought.... by ThomasFlip · · Score: 1

    Linux was the only thing getting bloated

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  22. Finding manufacturers' heads by metallicagoaltender · · Score: 5, Funny

    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    Have they visited their proctologists lately?

    1. Re:Finding manufacturers' heads by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I believe the name they prefer to be called by is "anusologists"

      http://ask.slashdot.org/comments.pl?sid=94843&th re shold=1&commentsort=0&tid=146&mode=thread&cid=8132 113

  23. This is an Increasing Trend? by FatHogByTheAss · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Sounds like business as usual to me.

    I guess I'll never cease to be amazed at the medias propensity to discover the obvious.

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  24. Well they could... by smcavoy · · Score: 3, Insightful

    kill everyone in marketing.

    1. Re:Well they could... by Feynman · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The engineers do deserve some of the blame, too.

      In my business unit (major networking-component supplier), marketing delivers a "requirements document," enumerating the feature-set that they believe customers want. Some of this is gratuitous "feature-bloat," sometimes to target a specific customer. However, there often aren't restrictions on how the designers implement these requirements.

      Engineers will often design what's easy and fulfills the requirements. Or deliver a design that makes sense to them, because they designed it.

      This is where understanding the users' goals, performing usability testing, etc., are important.

  25. Business as usual by Fragmented_Datagram · · Score: 1

    Most people just want a cell phone that makes reliable calls. Cell phone manufacturers, however, want people to continue buying new cell phones so they add features to entice a customer into buying another model.

    This conflict will always be here.

  26. Yes you can!! by moehoward · · Score: 1

    You can indeed buy a simple cell phone.

    Why in my desk drawer alone, I have 3 that I will be more than happy to sell to you.

    I think I have an HDTV, therefore I am.

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  27. I don't think there's anything that can be done. by James+A.+E.+Joyce · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Let's face it; when it comes to technology, most people are ignorant. No matter how simple we make things, there will always be simpler people.

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  28. What I want to know by GoldMace · · Score: 1

    Is why they keep making them smaller?

    I kind of like my ancient cell phone. It's not nearly as small as the ones out now, and yet it still isn't big enough to reach between my mouth and my ear.

    1. re: what i want to know by ed.han · · Score: 1

      disclaimer: not a mobile phone expert.

      i would guess that the engineers simply assume everyone wants a progressively smaller phone: women want to put them in small purses, men want them to take up less room in pockets. but has anyone done a survey of "optimal" phone form factor?

    2. Re: what i want to know by John+Hasler · · Score: 1

      > ...has anyone done a survey of "optimal" phone
      > form factor?

      Sure. AT&T did it way back in the first half of the last century. It's embodied in the 500D handset.

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  29. For Instance by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    AT&T makes phones that use multiple channels to connect to the internet but regular voice call quality is a single channel and still sounds like garbage.

    Maybe if they fix the sound quality people will like it better.

  30. Usability vs. Simplicity by wedding · · Score: 3, Insightful

    I find it interesting to look at the number of high-end replacement devices exist for home theaters. That's a market that's added every feature known to man, and the most loved component is often the Universal Remote that can simplify it to the point of actual usability by Mom. All of the power is still there, but there's a simple, unified interface for MOST users. Apple has done the same thing for years, and does it best in OSX. All the power is there, but the usability is so great that most people never notice. Tivo is an amazingly complex system behind the scenes (by normal person standards,) but the usability is such that again, Mom can use it. You don't have to have a simple product, you just have to make it usable for simple people.

  31. These features are what sell the phones by ChiralSoftware · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Think back to the pre-digital days of cellphones. The cellphone had status. The smaller the phone, the more status. Remember when the Motorola Startac sold for over $1000? It was so incredibly small! And then of course more and more stuff got integrated onto chips, and lithium batteries came out, and then they had the ability to make phones really really small. These same developments also made them cheaper. The result was that the cellphone lost its status (remember Zoolander's mobile?). So, what is it now? Two things: a practical voice communication tool, of course. And... entertainment, and a new status thing in the form of having more cool features. Have you noticed that cellphones now are getting bigger? There will always be the older generation who want the phone to be as simple and convenient as possible and have no added features, but those are not high-markup sales. In fact those phones are sold in very small margins. The real money is being made on phones with cameras, two color screens, MP3 players, PDA features, push-to-talk, video players, and Java games, all in a three-ounce package that you can take with you. And yes, you can still buy basic phones. You can't buy a phone without a phone book, messaging and a minibrowser anymore, but those features are unobtrusive and users who don't care can just ignore them. For the rest of us, phones are cool.

    1. Re:These features are what sell the phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

      In fact those phones are sold in very small margins.

      Surely you jest. I mean, yeah, you can get some of those phone for free or $19.95, but only with a 2+ year contract. That's where the money is made, the contract and the air-time. The phone cost is built in.

      Go check what the phones cost without contract. A very basic "free" phone costs well over $100 if you buy it outright. That's not a small margin sale if you ask me.

    2. Re:These features are what sell the phones by canadianjoe · · Score: 1

      Doesn't matter if it's on contract or "free". It's still a very small margin for the manufacturer (Sony/Ericsson, Nokie, etc). Your local provider is still paying the manufacturer regardless if it's a "free giveaway" or a non-contract purchase.

    3. Re:These features are what sell the phones by tedtimmons · · Score: 1
      two color screens

      Yeah, it was MUCH harder to read the display back in the day of black-on-black displays. I'm really glad someone had the idea of creating a black-on-white display.

    4. Re:These features are what sell the phones by erobertstad · · Score: 1

      You must work in marketing right? I'll just leave my comment at that. :)

    5. Re:These features are what sell the phones by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      I almost _never_ use my mobile phone for voice communication. It's just too damned expensive. I use my phone for sending and receiving text messages when I am away from my computer. Voice communication is annoying (especially for the people around you), unreliable, obtrusive, and inefficient. By writing a text message, you can state what you mean clearly without having to deal with small talk, interference, worrying about whether the recipient has their phone with them, etc, and save money besides.

      My phone also happens to have digital camera and PDA functions integrated, but I chose a phone like that so I wouldn't have to carry a PDA or digicam around (since I don't own either). The result is that neither the PDA nor the digicam is very good, and I would not recommend them for people who have large uses for either, but they meet my needs just fine. An offshot of having so many features integrated into one device is that it becomes more and more general-purpose, and it becomes possible to use it for things it wasn't designed for (e.g. play mp3s). Computers' ability to do things they weren't designed to do seems to be one of the principal reasons Slashdotters like computers, and for me this applies to mobile phones as well.

      Of course, I suppose the general attitude towards cell phones is different in the US. Perhaps its more an issue of a country getting its head into the real world.

    6. Re:These features are what sell the phones by bluGill · · Score: 1

      Where do you live that cell phone voice communication is too expensive? I know a lot of people here in the US where cell phones are not as popular as Europe who have droped their land phone line for the cell phone. They havn't changed useage patterns any, yet are saving money. (Free voice mail, free caller ID, free long distance, it all adds up)

    7. Re:These features are what sell the phones by beeblebrox87 · · Score: 1

      Tanzania, actually. Cell phone voice communication is the ONLY available voice communication (landlines are virtually nonexistant), but it costs something like 60 US cents a minute. Text messages cost 6 US cents. There is no monthly fee, though, which is nice.
      I am told that things are similar in much of Europe, text messages are still a lot cheaper than voice calls.
      Frankly, I prefer text as a medium regardless of price. It allows you to think about what you say before you say it, avoids all the "ummm" and other uncomfortable pauses, avoids getting caught up in a (potentially expensive) irrelevant conversation, and you can get your message accross much more accurately and concisely. The fact that you are browsing a text-based forum like slashdot tends to indicate that, at least in some circumstances, you agree with me.

    8. Re:These features are what sell the phones by NoseSocks · · Score: 1

      You know what extra features I and half of the IT people I talk to want?
      1) Longer Battery Life
      2) Durability - I should be able to slip on icy streets, land on the phone, and not have any problems.
      3) Better reception - though this is usually not the fault of the phone.

      Instead, I get offered more games, cool ring tones, and the ability to take pictures with my phone. All this because phones are "cool". They can make my phone cool after they make it work.

    9. Re:These features are what sell the phones by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want 3 things out of a mobile phone:
      1 - it should make calls
      2 - it should vibrate and be silent when I'm called (death to the fuckheads that have loud bleepy noises coming from there phones in a cinema - at a filmfestival I attended someone got called 4 times a did not turn the piece of shit off!!)
      3 - is should send SMS

      Bonuses for: 1 - being robust
      2 - running long on a battery charge

      The rest of it is fluff some of it nifty most of it useless!

  32. Confusing by savagedome · · Score: 1

    Its not just about getting manufacturers back to reality. Its also about myriad (and confusing) standards/jargon/terms whatever. Too many standards. Too many buzzwords. Too much chaos.

    I know its wrong but its asking too much if you expect your average consumer to RTFM. Also, if he/she does RTFM, its too much asking for them to be able to figure everything out. How many of us were not confused atleast once while assembling a simple bookshelf and looking at the instructions?

    Which reminds me of the "How many people can even program their VCR?"

  33. Marketing Genius by ryanw · · Score: 4, Insightful
    25% of people think they own an HDTV, when the actual number is less than 10%. What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?
    You think that it's a mistake that 25% of the people bought an HDTV READY TV thinking that it was HDTV ENABLED? Bill Gates has taught the world well... Build on the hype, sell on the hype, deliver later what they thought they already had.
    1. Re:Marketing Genius by pergamon · · Score: 1
      ...deliver later...


      Or, more often, not even later.
    2. Re:Marketing Genius by mdmarkus · · Score: 1
      Build on the hype, sell on the hype, deliver later what they thought they already had.

      So we're getting a reliable operating system out of Microsoft when?

    3. Re:Marketing Genius by entrager · · Score: 1

      I doubt that. Less than 10% of people have HDTV Ready TVs. The only real difference is that HDTV Enabled TVs have a tuner built-in. That tuner is probably worthless if you get your HDTV from satellite or cable since both of those (usually) require an external tuner anyway.

      Someone I know recently insisted that the Sony Wega he bought two years ago for $500 was an HDTV. He simply didn't understand that the "clearer" picture advertised wasn't the same thing. I suspect that the 15+% of the mistaken people in this article were in this camp.

    4. Re:Marketing Genius by Gumber · · Score: 1

      Oh yea, because Bill Gates was the first person to use that tactic.

    5. Re:Marketing Genius by demonbug · · Score: 1

      The thing about HDTV's I have yet to figure out is why the HDTV tuner is so damned expensive. You go and buy an already expensive HDTV-ready tv, the vast majority of which don't have a built-in tuner (WHY????), and then they try to stick you with paying $350-$500 for a tuner. What makes it so expensive (I would think there must be some reason for it, otherwise I would think some company would be out there selling them cheap to undercut the competition)?

    6. Re:Marketing Genius by poot_rootbeer · · Score: 1

      Bill Gates has taught the world well... Build on the hype, sell on the hype, deliver later what they thought they already had.

      That kind of marketing practice has existed nearly as long as marketing itself.

      Name-dropping Gates just makes you look like you're karma-whoring. GRR, MICROSOFT BAD!

    7. Re:Marketing Genius by Detritus · · Score: 1
      High complexity and low volume.

      An ATSC (HDTV) tuner is a very complex gadget. They are still working the bugs out of the RF and digital sections. The other problem is that they are not sold in large volumes, unlike satellite receivers which have been commoditized.

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    8. Re:Marketing Genius by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Tuners won't fit into the 3" thin plasma displays easily.

      It is probably cheaper to build a normal sized box outside and run wires to the thinner display.

  34. iPod kind of kludgey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The iPod has obnoxious DRM. This is once you get around the hassle of the non-standard AAC files.

    The buttons overlook the obvious: NO ON/OFF SWITCH! The lack of this basic control is a glaring, but unfortunately common, design flaw. Yet again, Apple is the company that replaced the "disk eject button" with a "tiny pinhole that takes bent paperclip to eject disk".

    1. Re:iPod kind of kludgey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Drag the disk to the trash... Stupid. Or use the eject button the keyboard. Good thing you dont use a Mac. Your not cool enough.

    2. Re:iPod kind of kludgey by Cryptnotic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      /sarcasm on...

      Wait, dragging a file to the trash will delete it. So won't dragging a disk to the trash delete the disk?

      The Mac UI is not the most consistant thing in the universe. /sarcasm off...

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    3. Re:iPod kind of kludgey by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm.. Funny, when I start dragging a disk's icon, the trash icon changes to an eject icon.

      I do not think it is possible to drag the disk to the trash anymore.

      You can drag the disk to where the trash usually is, but...

    4. Re:iPod kind of kludgey by cpt+kangarooski · · Score: 1

      Wait, dragging a file to the trash will delete it

      Actually, just putting a file in the Trash will not delete it. You can retrieve things from the Trash any time -- at least until you also _empty_ the Trash, which does delete whatever's in there.

      The Mac UI is not the most consistant thing in the universe.

      True -- but dragging disks to the Trash to dismount them is really just a popular shortcut. The original idea was that it would all be done with menu commands -- the Eject Disk command would eject a disk without dismounting the contents, and the Put Away command would dismount the contents, as well as eject the disk if inserted.

      Apparently some programmer developed the thing with the Trash as a shortcut for doing this, and while it was inconsistant, it was also very well-liked by everyone working on the project, so it stayed.

      UIs should be consistant, but deviation is permissible when there's an awfully good reason, such as user expectations, greater ease of use, etc.

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    5. Re:iPod kind of kludgey by zhenlin · · Score: 1

      When dragging removable (data storage) media to trash, the trash icon magically changes itself to an eject icon.

      Not as consistent as it could be.

      But most of the time, the eject button on the keyboard can be used to eject a CD. The only time you need to manually eject media is if it is not a CD, or if the keyboard is not working.

  35. Re:What can be done. by digitalsushi · · Score: 1

    Too bad people are sheep ...said the sheep? Cause certainly it wasn't the wolf.

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  36. KISS by ENOENT · · Score: 2, Funny

    Notice to the design team:

    Do not add unnecessary features, or we will send Gene Simmons to live in your cubicles for a year.

    -The Management

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  37. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by DrWho520 · · Score: 5, Informative

    I like camera phones and phones with web access. But when I go to work, those phones have to stay in my glove box. Not because of the distraction, but because of the nature of the features themselves. Consider this: how many firms would allow a worker to walk around with a cellular, web connected camera? Any camera phone does that. And a PDA phone with blue tooth or IR? You are dreaming. Its the information...its all about the information!

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  38. well... by XP-Elwood · · Score: 1

    I have a HDTV cell phone. Really. I do. The salesman told me so.

  39. I want battery capacity... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    I prefer better battery capacity over all this features... Just look at Nokia... They add more and more features, but battery lifetime get less for every new phone they release :(

  40. Adding features adds additional failure points by Nakito · · Score: 1

    Feature creep does not just make things more complicated, it makes things more failure prone. For example, the Canon i450 is a very simple printer that you can buy for $80 and that works very well. It has now been replaced by the i470, which is EXACTLY the same print engine and chassis, but which adds an LCD display and a control panel and raises the price to $130. These extra "features" thus raise the price of the printer by over 60% but they do nothing more than replicate in hardware EXACTLY the same things that can be done with the printer driver software (i.e., change the printer settings). So no true functionality is added, but now a simple reliable printer has a bunch of additional electro-mechanical MOVING PARTS that can fail. I use lots of i450s as portable knock-around printers for my field team, and when I saw the i470, I immediately bought more i450s before they disappeared. I want simple things that don't break, and I don't want to pay for useless add-ons.

    1. Re:Adding features adds additional failure points by erobertstad · · Score: 1

      When the hype of the PDA phones came out I went out and got one. I used to laugh that my phone would 'crash' once in a while and I'd have to 'reboot my cellphone'. Then my laughing went away as I started to get pissed at this phone crashing.

      Fastforward to today.. I went back to using a 'plain' cell phone, or as close to one as I could get... today it crashed on me and I had to reboot it. I'm finding this happens more and more latly. Looking back at time, I never thought a 'phone would crash' and used to laugh about it with friends 'cell phones running microsoft, having to be rebooted'... sadly the day is here and it's not even running microsoft.. anyone got a landline or know where a payphone is?

  41. Cell phones DOH by Roadmaster · · Score: 1

    You can most certainly get a basic phone here in Mexico, since we have a larger need for cheap models like low-end Nokias (3300 series and 1100 are popular) and the Sony Ericsson T106, which are basic no-frills phones, good for making calls and sending SMS (which is really useful) and nothing more. B&W screens and monophonic ringtones are the norm at this level. Just cuz they don't sell in the US doesn't mean they don't exist. And while cameras I think are superfluous, color screens and poly ringtones are really nice to have, and connectivity options like bluetooth and infrared enable one to use the phone as a communications tool (which it is!) for your digital devices.

  42. Re:What can be done. by Shazow · · Score: 1

    That's what I thought. But from what I hear, only way you can get just a "plain" cell phone (give or take a few extra features) is to buy a really cheap one. But, if you buy a really cheap one, you get all sorts of problems like bad reception. Now on the other hand, if you buy an uber expensive phone with the camera and the entire package, you also get better reception and all sorts of expensive goodies. It seems hard to just get EXACTLY what you want. Bunch of shit comes with what you want. And without the shit, all you get is shit. Ah, quite a dilemma.

    Stinky.

    - shazow

  43. usability vs. time by alpert · · Score: 1

    The usability guru Donald Norman, of Nielsen Norman Group fame, writes in his book "The Usability of Everyday Things" that when plotted against time, the usability of any given product is a bell curve. First-generation devices are highly usable; yet, as the competition evolves, manufactures add gimmicks and sacrifice usability. At some point there is a return to simplicity that represents market recognization of the consumers' original need.

    What Norman, and CNN, don't realize is that these gimmicks, difficult as they make devices, exist only to meet market demand. People use the games on their cell phones; if they didn't, the business wouldn't be profitable and the manufacturers wouldn't cater. Articles like the one from CNN are about those who live outside the standard deviation; those who are lost by the gimmicks and await the manufacturer's return to simplicity.

    1. Re:usability vs. time by swordgeek · · Score: 5, Insightful

      So good of you to spare some free time to correct the flaws of someone who studies and researches usability professionally.

      Gimmicks do NOT exist to meet market demand. They are added to CREATE market demand. Cell phones didn't add games because people demanded them; the manufacturers added games and then marketed them as an essential reason to throw away your old phone.

      Companies used the gimmicks as a tool for the marketers to create an artificial market demand. Sooner or later, the gimmicks become so silly that even good marketing can't sell them. That's when the crap features disappear, and the market becomes more-or-less stable. That's also the death of a growth-based company, and so manufacturers will do ANYTHING to avoid the natural evolution down the back slope of the bell curve.

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    2. Re:usability vs. time by alpert · · Score: 1

      I'm no usability professional, it's true. But I love spending time correcting people who are. I thought that pomp and self-righteousness are what it means to be a Slashdotter :) I do think you're right though, and that possibly the sign of a successful company is one that anticipates the return to customer behavior based on genuine need, not marketing-induced euphoria. However, it seems like there always exists a company to cater to those customers on the periphery who relish the gimmicks, or vice versa. Examples might be iPod vs. Neuros, or Palm vs. Zaurus.

    3. Re:usability vs. time by rolofft · · Score: 1

      How can demand be "artificial"? Regardless of what motivates a consumer - a snazzy promotion, a Consumer Reports article, or just a whim - doesn't a purchase imply a demand?

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      "Give a man a fish and he will ask for tartar sauce and French fries!"

    4. Re:usability vs. time by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      methinks the parent of your post is saying that the demand for gimmickry does not exist prior to the existence of said gimmickry. this strays from english into jargon.

  44. Invisible hand in action. by I(rispee_I(reme · · Score: 1

    Those who make electronics "user transparent" will reap great benefits. Those who try to trick the consumer, or simply make clunky products, will fall by the wayside. There are examples everywhere.

    Look at the portable mp3 player market: Where before there was competition between a lot of cludgy products, the ipod has set a new standard for ease of operation and "don't be afraid to break it" factor (battery issues notwithstanding.)
    The Ipod shows the user only what he or she needs to know to get the ipod to play music.

    For an example that is not in the high-tech arena, people pay a premium for Saturn automobiles, simply to avoid being dicked around by a car salesman.

  45. Consumerism in action by NixLuver · · Score: 3, Insightful
    This is a direct result of the intense marketing pressure applied to the bulk of Western Humanity equating stuff with happiness.

    And we keep buying stuff because the last batch didn't make us happy; we figure if Johnny bought it, and he seems happy about it, that it will make us happy, too. Every advertising dollar spent is attempting to create needs, not serve them.

  46. Buttons by doconnor · · Score: 1

    One of the main problems with electonics is that they are welling to spend money on features, but not on the buttons to properly operate them. This is because on a per unit bases, buttons cost a lot more then a bit of extra software.

    The result is unlabeled buttons that do many different things, depending on the context. Watches are one of the worst for this.

    I remember at University that had this old Kodak copier where each setting had its own large, easy to press button that lit up when the setting was on. For example, light, medium and dark each had its own button and the button for the current setting was lit up.

  47. Making things simpler by blinder · · Score: 1

    In this quote from the article:

    "Complexity is intrinsic in technology but simplicity is how we should bring it to the consumer."

    Now I agree with this completely, but there's a message in here that I have some reservations about.

    I believe in keeping things simple, but hiding complexity is often a double edge sword. Look at the old Mac OS 9 (and prior). The vast majority of complexity was hidden from the user... but to some of us... that meant we were forced to do things the way Apple wanted it done. Now, for many folks, that wasn't a bad thing... and were quite happy with that way. But for me, it was frustrating (which is why I found Linux).

    Now, with gadgets, yes, simplicity clearly is the goal -- but making things more simple at the expense of hiding complexity -- thus handicapping (some of) the users is the balancing act that (I hope) needs to be considered.

  48. Not sure I agree by dindi · · Score: 1

    I agree, that user documentetion is usually poor, and eg with TV-s most people just get confused by 480p or 480i and so ...

    I think manuals are stupid, because people do not care what they buy....
    If someone does not see the different a regular 480i and anything above it, does not need the manual to explain it anyway.

    What bothers me really, is the lack of information on whereever you walk in to buy something.. people in the TV store do not know what a 100hz TV is, people selling satellite equip cannot show, and cannot tell if the provided receiver has digital out (opt/coax) .... and I could continue....

    I think there is a fair option to buy anything simple, you do not use the extras and keep it simple if you want .......

    Maybe I am sick but I am always lacking options..... you can buy hanheld with XXX option OR YYY option, but not with XXX and YYY option ....

    On the other hand ... sometimes yes, I am looking for a ipaq3600 kind with HUGE mem and SD slot, but B&W display .... companies cannot make everything as modular as a PC or you will become your own washmachine and gridge systemadmin hacking your "custom crap" all day ...

  49. Its about possibilities... by grimace1969 · · Score: 1

    Most people never realized the usefulness of a cellphone until they got one. Now they will complain about having to buy a phone with a camera, until they find out that it can be useful to have a camera with you at all times. Check out this(mobileasses.com) if you don't believe me.

    G

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  50. Re:What can be done. by frodo+from+middle+ea · · Score: 1
    What about situations, when I want to buy something bare minimum and the company wants me to sell the moon.

    Consider the following situations...

    Buying coffee in a coffee shop. All I want is plain coffee with milk and sugar. No latte , no expresso, No mocca , no nothing . just plain coffee with milk and sugar damn it. Unfortunately the 5+@rbuck5 salesgirl never understands this.

    Or odered something over the phone. Say like a digital camera. you buy a camera worth 200$ and the guy wants you to sell accessories worth 500$.

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  51. Re:What can be done. by dolphi0 · · Score: 2, Funny

    Sometimes they don't have a choice. At least when it comes to features they don't want. Recently I went to get a new cell phone, and I found out that all Best Buy and my service provider offer are phones piled high with "features." My only requirement was that it gets decent reception, and it's a flip phone (so I don't scratch the screen to hell when I put it in my pocket with my keys), and the only phones that met this description are $250 phones with color and cameras. I don't really care about these features, (I already have a digital camera), to me, it's just more stuff to break.

  52. cell phones are difficult by Archalien · · Score: 1

    Ahh man I've been messing with this all day.

    Last year I went and bought the most expensive bleeding edge GSM cell phone I could find and now its falling apart. I'm looking to buy a replacement but I don't want a digital camera that just happens to also be a phone!

    I want a work-horse that will let me make phone calls, quit dialing in my pocket (Sony Ericcson's KeyLock reminds me of those computers in Radio Shack running Win95 with a password protected screen saver that was bypassed with a simple reboot), have buttons that make sense together (what crack is Nokia smoking these days?), and last after I pay $150-$250 for it (oh yeah, I don't get the lovely rebates now that I'm already tied into a service agreement that I would like to get out of instead of extending another 2 years for AT&T to keep bending me over).

    Ok, venting done. Don't even get me started on the rest of the Electronics market.

    1. Re:cell phones are difficult by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

      Hit eBay, and grab an unlocked Nokia 6190 or 7190. Stuff your SIM with it and be done with it.

      The 7190 is a little big for my tastes, but extremely easy to use. It also includes T9, which is a requirement for a frequent SMS user. The front pull-down plate is actually more durable than it looks (trust me, I know), but if you snap it off you can configure the phone to ignore it and it will work just fine. Also, you can buy a OLD 7160 overseas and exchange cases to get that spring-down faceplate like in the first matrix.

      The 6190 will answer calls and send SMS, has the old 61xx indestructable form factor, and will probably last forever if you don't snap the antenna off. And if you do, you can fix it by buying any old 61xx (i.e. TDMA 6160) and rescuing the back plate from it. The only thing lacking the 6190 is T9 software.

      In case you care, I own both.. as well as a bunch of Motorola products (iTAP is way worse than T9), some erikson products, some siemens products. The Nokia 61xx is a timeless classic; the 71xx is good enough.

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  53. stupidity propagates stupidity by pair-a-noyd · · Score: 1

    I was on the front porch the other day and one of my neighbors went next door to my other neighbor and said, "Hi, I just got a new computer screen, would like like my old one? It works fine and all you need to get is the hard drive and you'll have a whole computer!"

    Um, yep.. Pure genius at work.
    EVERYONE calls the computer one of the following,
    1. hard drive
    2. hard disk
    3. hard thing
    4. tower drive
    5. main tower
    6. pee-cee thingy

    #6 is my favorite, it's always a cute woman that calls them that. I can live with that... :-)

    But really, most people are clueless.

    I speak from experiance. I've been a tech for 25 years and own my own ROLM system and a DG Clariion system. I've dealt with countless thousands of people over the years and most of them are dangerous behind the keyboard, much less with a screwdriver..

    1. Re:stupidity propagates stupidity by JaxGator75 · · Score: 2, Funny
      You forgot "CPU"

      When my Dad's PC crapped out (he gets my old systems), my step-mom went on a drunken rampage and screamed about how "they should call Dell" because "she just wants a computer that works." She went on to explain that "the screen works fine. The printer is OK. Nothing wrong with the mouse and the keyboard, so we can just get a new box-thing."

      I happily encouraged them to go with Dell since that meant I would be parolled from my unending troubleshooting hell. Little did I know it only meant I would get to troubleshoot WITH Dell now.

      Long-story-short: I moved out of state.

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  54. Marketing by RetroGeek · · Score: 4, Informative

    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    Fire the marketing department.

    No, really. Some marketing genius does a study, asks some set of people "Hey, we can do this really neat thing, do you want it?". Each marketing genius in the department does this. Now the department goes to the C level and says "All our studies say that people want x, y, z, and also w".

    Then the engineering dept gets the WORD FROM ABOVE, and creates the product. Instant plethora of features. The product gets built, goes to stores, and the MAJORITY of people say "whoa, too complicated".

    Why do you think that Windows has a dumbed down menu set?

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    1. Re:Marketing by Feynman · · Score: 1
      Then the engineering dept gets the WORD FROM ABOVE, and creates the product. Instant plethora of features.

      While the influence of the marketing department varies (i.e., to what extent is their word "from above"), the engineers and programmers usually have some influence on how the features are implemented. (See one of my other comments.)

    2. Re:Marketing by RetroGeek · · Score: 1

      While the influence of the marketing department varies

      I would bet that the Marketing Head has more influence with the CEO than the Engineering Head.

      Among other things, the function of the marketing department is more understandable to the CEO than engineering. Plus, to the CEO, the Engineering head is nothing more than a super-geek, and he remembers THOSE from school.

      The world is a crazy place where the people making the decisions are usually popular, while the people doing the actual work are not.

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    3. Re:Marketing by Feynman · · Score: 1
      I would bet that the Marketing Head has more influence with the CEO than the Engineering Head.

      Again, this varies.

      In my company, our business unit (only about 2% of employees) has its own marketing group. Exactly which products/feature sets we design is determined by this group, not a corporate "Marketing Head." The CEO cares that we make money and satisfy customers more than he cares whether we have feature x.

      My point is: in some cases, engineers have some room to deliver all the features that marketing has dictated while still making the product easy and enjoyable to use.

    4. Re:Marketing by edge_crumbler · · Score: 1

      Yep, in my company ( a huge multinational Japanese company) we don't have a marketing group in the US at all. The whole show is run by engineers out of Japan and we have a tough time telling them not to stick features in. That's a cultural thing of course - in Japan even grandmothers can use email on a cellphone.

    5. Re:Marketing by DrSpirograph · · Score: 1

      Fire the marketing department.
      Darn tootin'!
      Do you think anyone in marketing actually knows what the real purpose of marketing is? Why it actually arose as a job in the first place?

      Instead of actually taking products created by people who know what they're doing, they think it's their job to create and design the products.

      So we get geniuses who design the new dominos hamburger pizza.
      Did McDonalds really need to invent a whole new tastes menu, or was that just marketers who needed to do something to justify their existance in a company that was already raking in millions and could comfortably continue doing so?
      Or my favourite example - Marketing "professionals" on "* Idol" who say "yes, you've got a great voice, but at the end of the day I can't market you".
      That's right, the marketer can't market a singer that can sing, and that's a problem with the singer!

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  55. Consider by American+AC+in+Paris · · Score: 1
    Consider that, for the longest time, laptop computers were massive, clunky, overpriced, underperforming, fragile beasts that were marginally useable, at best. They were more "look what I got!" things than anything else.

    Then, a few manufacturers started to build laptops which, while still heavy and clunky, could last long enough on battery power to do some good word processing. It was still very much a niche product, but now people like business travellers could justify using them on long trips. They became more comact, more robust. People stopped saying, "whoa, what is that thing?" and started saying, "oh, neat--a laptop computer!"

    Today, laptops are amazing little machines that can have virtually every convenience of a desktop system crammed into a five pound, notebook-sized package. They're powerful enough to do virtually anything that Joe Sixpack wants to do, they're reliable, and they've gone from "bizzare gizmo" cool to "everyday useful" cool. Entire industries are springing up based around supporting mobile computing. You see a person working on a laptop at a coffee shop and hardly bat an eyelid.

    Now, if you look at multi-purpose handheld gadgets today, what do you see? I see massive, clunky, overpriced, underperforming, fragile beasts that are marginally useable, at best...

    Patience.

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    1. Re:Consider by NinjaPablo · · Score: 1
      Now, if you look at multi-purpose handheld gadgets today, what do you see? I see massive, clunky, overpriced, underperforming, fragile beasts that are marginally useable, at best...
      Massive and clunky? I think not. If they get much smaller, we'll all be wearing them on our collars!
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  56. HDRefrigerator by Kones · · Score: 0

    I think we should make refridgerators very difficult to use. If you're too stupid to figure them out, you don't eat. We can prune the gene pools a bit. Don't want to LEARN, fine. Don't eat. People would smarten up real quick.

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  57. Text Messaging (SMS) by amembleton · · Score: 1

    I do actually want SMS capability in phones that I buy as that is what I primarily use my phone for. The next phone I buy will also need WAP, but they all come with that these days anyway.

    Things like SMS were just 'add-ons' to bulk up a package, but they've effectivelly created their own industry and language!

    Maybe there should be 'simple phones' for those who want them, but then they wouldn't be able to receive text messages, and those who send them wouldn't understand cos "everyone's phone can receive texts".

  58. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by tackaberry · · Score: 1

    First they buy a new television that is HD-ready. Then they find out that they need a set-top box as their tv doesn't have a built-in HD tuner. So then they go out and buy the set-top box, only to find out that they need to buy a new antenea for the room. Then after they install a yagi, they find out that they live too far from the tower and the signal drops off. So then they call the cable company and find out that there are HD station on their digital cable service, but it isn't available in their area yet, and will hopefully be available by the end of the year. Then they decide to order satellite, whereby they need to go out any buy a different set-top box and then spend $$$ a month for the HBO and Showtime so they can enjoy a couple of HD channels.

    Poor saps.

  59. Quantum Leap Technologies by Sean80 · · Score: 1
    In my view, this type of feature creep is really founded in the difficulty of coming up with new technologies that will be successful in the market. There are entire books on the subject of incremental creep, and its use as a successful technique for top-line growth.

    So, as much as it sucks, I can at least understand why companies do this.

    1. Re:Quantum Leap Technologies by taniwha · · Score: 1
      I hate the term 'quantum leap' - it still makes me think it's the smallest possible change you could possibly have.

      How/why did the meaning become the exact opposite? anyone know?

    2. Re:Quantum Leap Technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a discrete jump. Nothing in between. Anything that came before is now in a state not accessible to the present state.

    3. Re:Quantum Leap Technologies by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How/why did the meaning become the exact opposite?

      It happened when a marketing executive heard it and said "quantum leap sounds cool!".

      Business runs the world. If they want to change the definition of anything, then by god they have every right to do so because they make money.

  60. Camera phones are getting people fired! by hacker · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Not only are these "gadgets" annoying and confusing, especially when you have to navigate 12 button presses of a phone just to get to the point where you can CALL someone, but the devices themselves, are getting people fired.

    My girlfriend works at $BIG_PHARMACEUTICAL in CT, and they just sent out a memo last week that anyone, employee, contractor, visitor or otherwise, found carrying, using, or visibly displaying a PDA or cellphone with a camera attached or integrated, will be immediately terminated, no questions asked.

    If you bring a visitor into work with you, or are eating lunch with a vendor who happens to have one of these, you will be immediately terminated.

    Maybe these companies will get the message, that having a camera in a cellphone, while "cool for teens", does not make the phone more marketable to those people who actually pay their own cellphone bills (as opposed to the teens and pre-teens with phones, whose parents pay the bills for them).

    Cameras on phones are a liability and a security risk, in many situations. The unemployment rate is high enough, let's not let these cellphone and handheld companies "bully" us into believing that we "need" these features. We don't.

    1. Re:Camera phones are getting people fired! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My girlfriend works at $BIG_PHARMACEUTICAL in CT, and they just sent out a memo last week that anyone, employee, contractor, visitor or otherwise, found carrying, using, or visibly displaying a PDA or cellphone with a camera attached or integrated, will be immediately terminated, no questions asked.

      If I'm visiting and don't work for them, good luck terminating me. Unless they mean like Ahnold, The Terminator.

      "You have a cell phone camera, prepare to be terminated"

    2. Re:Camera phones are getting people fired! by yetiman · · Score: 1

      Seriously now, don't make it seem like every single cell phone on the market has a camera built into it. There are dozens of options offered by whatever wireless provider is around you, and if you still dont like their selection of phones you can just jump on ebay, buy whatever phone you want and activate it.

      I have a camera cell phone (Panasonic GD88) which i use 95% of the time but i also have a Motorola c370 that is my beater phone or when the GD88 is not appropriate.

      Either solution would work for you i believe.

  61. "Good enough" is not an option by Snebjorn · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem is that many of these gadgets are still in the process of being defined. Any manufacturer who decides to relax because their product doesn't need more features will go under.

    I'm old enough to feel satisfied with a mobile phone that can be used only to place and receive calls, but my kids certainly aren't.

    There's darwinism for you.

    Snebjorn

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    1. Re:"Good enough" is not an option by WuphonsReach · · Score: 1

      I'm old enough to feel satisfied with a mobile phone that can be used only to place and receive calls, but my kids certainly aren't.

      Wait until they get older. With age usually comes wisdom and the realization that wasted time due to interface design is simply wasted time. Five years ago, I typically wanted every possible bell-n-whistle on any device that I bought. Some of that was "status", which as you get older means less and less. Nowadays I want elegant design without useless "toy" features.

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  62. Public opinion... by DRUNK_BEAR · · Score: 1
    Well, this questions could be debated for some time. Users come in all sizes and shapes and manufacturers try more and more to "customize" their needs. I guess it may be considered an improvement if we look back at the mass production and the "no options" available back in the 80's. Then, people were complaining that they didn't have enough options, that the service/product is too impersonal.

    On the other hand, there is one category of users that manufacturers are often neglecting : the ones who want to buy a device without 1000's extra (useless for some?) gizmos. The same thing can be seen in cars and many other products. For example, it is harder and harder to get a car with manual control for windows... its all that electrical control now... Same thing with vans with 2 sliding doors instead of just one... some people have no use for the 2nd one, but must pay the increase price though...

    What I guess I'm suggesting is that companies can continue to add gizmos as much as they want, but they should keep in mind that their are some customers who are more "traditional" and would like only the basic functions.

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  63. I've got it... by gemtech · · Score: 1

    get rid of marketing-driven technology

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    Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results. Albert Einstein
  64. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We had a guy buy a copy of Windows 95 when it came out, and then called our University computer support center to as them what he should do with it. Turns out he didn't even own a computer.

    There are a whole lot of very stupid people out there, who are perfectly willing to give their money away. If you don't take it from them, someone else will...

  65. Myths-R-Us by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls

    That's a myth. Most of those people who say that are not heavy customers for cell phones anyway. They are the types that stick with their 4-year-old fat candy bar phone that does nothing. The manufacturers need to cater to actual customers, not just "most people." The valuable customers are ones who upgrade often, buy add-on services, etc.

    Also phone companies need to have cool features to maintain their image in the market. Being outmoded in a high-tech market place is not cool. The high end phones convey an image that helps sell the low end phones. So in that sense things like the N-Gage are good.

  66. On the other hand there are people. . . by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

    who are simply impressed by complication. Rube Goldberg devices actually have a market. Maybe not a huge all encompassing market, but a market nonetheless.

    As an engineer I appreciate simplicity and it's much, much harder to design a simple device that does the same thing as a complicated one.

    One of the things I do is design and build human powered machinery. I have a particular fondness for Human Powered Vehicles. I've played around with a lot of front suspension designs, mostly just for fun and personal edification, but the one that's really serious has the entire front suspension whittled down to a single part. Just one. A shaped composite leaf spring with a bit of damping material in its core. The two front wheels (it's a trike, two in front, one in back. Morgan style) basically just get stuck on the ends of the spring.

    People who look at my machines completely ignore this lovely bit of work and Ooo and Ahhhh over all the complicated tubular multilink stuff that I put together more as a testbed for formula car suspension systems.

    If I were to sell my machines I'd hazard a guess that the complicated beast would outsell the superiour, but simpler machine.

    See all those folks out riding the paved roads on 40 pound, double suspension, downhill mountain bikes and wondering why they can't keep up with their friend's rusty old "ten speed"?

    KFG

  67. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I wonder...Are these companies actually patting people down to make sure they're not "carrying"?

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  68. I wanna be a superdoctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    "The more a product could do, the more that could go wrong," observes usability expert Jakob Nielsen, a principal of the Nielsen Norman Group consulting firm.

    Nielsen has a postdoctorate degree in computer science ...

    A postdoctorate degree? What is his title, SuperDoctor, or maybe UltraDoctor? What institution grants such degrees and how many decades of study is required to get one? Do I have to prove P = NP? I hope that you at least get a nice diploma out of it. Ideally, it would be a laser-engraved slab of Lucite...

    1. Re:I wanna be a superdoctor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "What institution grants such degrees "

      Your local sausage factory, ie university. Now that everyone is forced to get a bachelor's just to get a crappy job, more and more people are feeling the pressure to get Masters and PhDs. Of course, since the main purpose of a degree is elitism, you need to invent new terms to differentiate people. Pretty soon, "bachelor", "master" and "doctor" will mean what college and high school mean today, so then you'll need new terms. Postdoctorate. Post-postextra hyper doctorate. etc...

      The winners (wieners) in all this? The sausage factory. They'll *always* make money.

  69. Keyboards by Saberwind · · Score: 1

    Microsoft's first "Natural" contoured keyboard was a well-designed product, and I could find no fault with it.

    But over the years, MS "improved" it by making the function keys smaller, adding a row of multimedia keys, moving the adjustable feet from the front to the back, and worst of all, removing the "insert" key and rearranging pgup/pgdn/home/end/delete and the arrow keys. I refuse to adapt to this latter perversion.

    I would gladly pay $100 if I could find an unopened "first generation" Natural keyboard.

    1. Re:Keyboards by Backov · · Score: 1

      That is the Microsoft Natural "Elite" you are describing. The original is still sold, just look around some more.

      I had the Elite for a short period of time at a workplace - it was awful.

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  70. MOD PARENT DOWN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's simply not true, do some research! You can transcode, the problem is that nobody wants to, since, well, it's transcoding! You lose quality. Besides WMA and AAC doesn't really have that much to do with the DRM that they are using anyway.

  71. linux by Janek+Kozicki · · Score: 1

    I just want a cell phone with linux installed. Am I too demanding?

    I have nokia 5510, it has a keyboard and 64 MB of memory. That's plenty of room for linux.
    When they will give me what I want?

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  72. Re:What can be done. by kinzillah · · Score: 1

    I love my v60i. No polyphonic midi ringtones. No color. No bluetooth/irda/wifi. No games. Just a flip phone that has the useful features. 3 voice dialing. It was something like $20 with a 2 year contract. Maybe its time to switch providers?

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  73. Re:What can be done. by Nakito · · Score: 1

    Actually no, this does not solve the problem. It has nothing to do with people being sheep. It has to do with manufacturers deliberately removing simple products to justify higher prices. The simple products people want ARE NO LONGER BEING OFFERED FOR SALE. As I posted elsewhere in this thread, Canon replaced the simple i450 printer with the more complex and expensive i470 printer that adds no true functionality and has more moving parts to fail. The i450 is GONE. Canon took it out of production. The option to buy it is not there.

  74. quality of products... by Cruciform · · Score: 1

    Extra features I can live without...

    I just don't like shelling out money for something that turns out to be broken when it comes out of the box or shortly after.

    1 RCA D52130, 52" Projection television. Less than a year old and one of the tubes fried. It was still under warranty, so I thought it wouldn't be a problem. Part replacement time? 5 to 6 months minimum. I hounded the store where I bought it from until they took it back.

    replaced it with:

    a Samsung TXM3096WHF. Sure it was smaller, but I had no interest in getting another projection TV. Less than a year later the tube in this one is showing a green hotspot on the right side. The longer the screen is on, the uglier the color gets on that side. It has to be sent back to Samsung for servicing or replacement.

    Maybe I'm just cursed, but it seems like so many products are crapping out too quickly these days.

  75. Unnatural Keyboard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Microsoft's first "Natural" contoured keyboard was a well-designed product, and I could find no fault with it.

    Only if it is the only keyboard you ever use. However, if you go to someone else's keyboard (which will not be "Natural"), you hare having to deal with two incompatible keyboard interfaces.

  76. hdtv by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    i've got a buddy that owns a big 4feet HDTV but watches regular TV on 16:9 so everybody looks fat.

    what can i tell them to make them apprecerate the unatural shape of the people on the screen.

    i tried "don't they look fat?"

  77. Simple answer... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    nothing! You have nothing to do, the customers are frustrated. It just mean there is a new market for these customers. Just let some clevers marketers (no sarcasms here, it is not about if clevers marketers exists or not!) address their needs...


    But maybe the customers are their own persecutors, since they are attracted by all these new features, etc. So, why are they frustrated? May be they are not really clever and probably not more than the marketers...


    Is the market for new, flashy, kinky features full products is bigger than the market for well designed products?

  78. Consumers don't agree on what "simple" is by RhettLivingston · · Score: 2, Insightful

    The problem is that one man's simple includes a bluetooth feature and another man's simple includes 802.11b, and another man's simple... The fact is that it is far cheaper to market and distribute one device that does everything than a bunch of variations on "simple". Production cost is practically irrelevant these days, but part of the reason it is practically irrelevant is the economy of mass. Divide that mass into 10 different ideas of "simple" and suddenly production will bite you too.

  79. You can't do anything by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the world is stupid...

  80. Increasing prices... cell phones? What? by DrEldarion · · Score: 1

    which end up doing nothing more than increasing costs ... cell phones

    What?

    Cell phones are CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP CHEAP. A lot of the time companies will PAY you to take the phone if you sign up for a plan. I got a Siemens SL56 for free + $100 back when I signed up for a year of service.

    As for "making them more complicated", that's bull. Besides the PDA/Phone/Game Console hybrids, every cell phone I've seen has been insanely easy to call from. Press numbers, press "call". Wau! And if you don't want all those features, then (intuitively enough) don't BUY a phone with them! I didn't need a camera or bluetooth or anything, so I didn't buy a phone that had those features. There are PLENTY of them out there.

  81. Re:A couple more words... by cayenne8 · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Also, could be....the general public, by and large, are idiots. I think the numbers may be increasing, due to the dumbing down of our schools....but, it has always been that the majority of people you run into out there in the world, have the intelligence of a piece of sampsonite.

    I spent my college years working food service (waiting tables, bartending), and retail sales. When you have to deal with the general public, you really get your eyes opened as to the high level of stupidity out there. From complex things, to just every day common sense situations, I was shocked and amazed at how low the common denominator was out there.

    Sometimes, I wonder how so many of us survive the world as long as we do these days....

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  82. Caveat Empor... by pocketfullofshells · · Score: 1

    Well, if your stupid enough to think you bought an HDTV when you havn't, you deserve to be ripped off.

    My cell phone still makes phone calls just fine. :P

  83. Re:What can be done. by returnoftheyeti · · Score: 1

    Heh, Starbucks All I want is a large coffee. Not a Venti coffee, not a Talle coffee, not a biggie coffee, not a grande coffee. Just a large black coffee. "Do you wnat room for cream, sugar, carmel shots, donuts floating on top?" "No lady, all I want is a large BLACK coffee" Why is this so hard to understand?

  84. I'll do you one better... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What can be done to make manufacturers get
    their heads into the real world?"

    What's to keep consumers from making intelligent decisions in the marketplace? That's what free market capitalism is about, after all.

    If your customer is a self-important, lazy, unconcerned idiot; unable to say 'no' to something they know is a crap product, I say businesses should be able to do what they want, concurrent with the law.

  85. Ready to be fleeced. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Those 15% of the people that think that they have an HDTV, probably bought something that was overpriced, and might end up buying equipment that would only work to it's fullest with a HDTV system.

    Now there's a customer list that's worth paying good money for.

  86. Re:What can be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I saw some dude with a video camera that recorded at 16:9...he said it was High-Def...yeah right.

  87. Re:What can be done. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    "All I want is plain coffee with milk and sugar. No latte , no expresso, No mocca , no nothing..."

    Heh, try to get a Quarter Pounder without cheese...The employee will have a stroke. The cash register starts on fire. It sometimes take three "managers" to verify the order.

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    What?
  88. To answer your question... by dnaSpyDir · · Score: 1

    I refer you to the following jingle by Paul Anka & Lisa Simpson:

    Paul Anka: To stop those monsters 1,2,3,
    here's a fresh new way that's trouble-free.
    It's got Paul Anka's guarantee
    Lisa: Guarantee void in Tennessee!
    Both: Just don't look, Just don't look,
    Just don't look, Just don't look

    It worked for Springfield... sorta

  89. Wheel mouse is not a real mouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What ever happened to making such things so they work both left AND right handed? The scroll mice are right-handed only: when your index finger is on the left button, your ring-finger off in thin air. Standard mice are ergonimically correct, kludgemice are not. They are a downgrade.

  90. Where is Interaction Design in all of this? by ebusinessmedia1 · · Score: 1

    Bottom line: we're going to see a lot more of this as companies decrease their times to market, the latter fueled by the miniaturization and convergence of everything digital.

    In all of this, it's a shame that true interaction design isn't playing more of a role.

    Interaction designers (read Alan Cooper's "The Inmates are Running the Asylum, for more)deal with "how software behaves". Interaction design looks at what the *goals of the user* are. These goals are surmised after intense, up close work with customers. They result in rich templates that are followed *to the letter* by the developer - and, most importantly, this process *works*!

    The end result is a very strict template that *directs* the software/hardware developer. It's much like a rendering of architectual plans for a home contractor. Here, the architect, after consultation with her client about *how* the home is to be used, and what the occupants *personal goals* are in that use, comes forward with a design that is followed *to the letter* (no deviation) by the contractor.

    Consider the interaction designer and software/hardware developmer in a relationship much like the architect/homeowner.

    BTW, there is no putting the systems architect in place of interaction designers. Systems architects - with exceptions for those who have an innate gift that mimics the best interaction design - are at fault, too. (There are always exceptions to the rule, but the bulk of rotten UI in all products proves my point)

    There is simply no excuse for the continuation of faulty UI and confusing feature sets. The only reason this continues is because we continue to pay attention to the promises of marketers. We're adapting to less-than-optimal user experiences, in engineering-driven product scenarios. This will change in one of two ways: we will either adapt to poor interface, or the smart companies will realize that the real value in a product is what - in essence - defines a killer app...i.e., making a product enable an activity that one already engages, *easier*, or a new activity *easier* in ways that make the user want to dispense with the old activity.

    Developers need to be following strict interaction design templates, period. No more "let's throw in this or that feature" if it is outside the boundaries of the *goals* of the target audience. Developers and product marketers, driven by the insane and increasing speeds of markets, are developing willy-nilly, with no thought to theh user experience.

    Read Cooper's book for more. Every product developer should have it on his/her shelf.

  91. Stupid example by NanoGator · · Score: 1

    " As an example in the article, most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls"

    The first cell phones did this. It wasn't until their popularity made the product so successful that now they're searching for new ways to get a new wave of customers buying new phones. (Notice I used the word 'new' a lot? That was on purpose.) They're searching, and when they find that must-have feature, things will calm down back to simplicity.

    I think their point is valid, I just thought this was a dumb example. Cell phones won't go extinct over this. If the had a similar story for say TabletPCs, I'd agree. It's for similar reasons to what CNN mentioned that the Palm mopped the floor with the Newton.

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    1. Re:Stupid example by StarBar · · Score: 1

      Another reason you can't find the old plain call-only phones anymore is that they need to keep up the volumes for the fancy features in order to get the lower price to make it attractive to the 5-10% of the users that actually wants it.

  92. The reason for the extra feature on cell phone. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I work for a wireless carrier and can tell you one basic reason phone manufactures add these features. Wireless carriers ask for them! The wireless carriers want these features in the phones they sell so they can charge you for the services that go along with them. Who wants MMS if you don't have pictures to send? Who wants wireless internet if you don't have a web browser? The bottom line is that phone manufacturers don't sell phones to the end users, they sell them to wireless carriers.

  93. Re:What can be done. by DrXym · · Score: 1
    The thing is, that done right a picture phone with web browsing can work pretty well. I have a Sony Ericsson T610 and it's probably the best phone I've owned - it's simple to use, texting is very good, it takes pictures, it does great WAP and it's positively tiny for the functionality it contains.


    But perhaps perspectives are skewed for most /. users, given that the US phone market is still a dog's dinner compared to the EU or elsewhere. Functionality such as texting or roaming is old hat and de rigeur for the likes of Vodafone so new features are not to the detriment of the old ones.

  94. Let's Trade by DanoTime · · Score: 1

    I'll tell you what... you give me your GPS mobile communications server the size of a matchbox, and I'll let you lug around my "just make a call" phone with no added features (except call waiting - whoohoo!)

  95. HD... what? by stang7423 · · Score: 1
    I can hear the people they surveyed now.
    "Yeah, I got me one of those HD... errr... Heavy Damn TV's"
    But then again that is what you get for conducting an survey about tech in rural Arkansas.
  96. Re:What can be done. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Nothing, it's ok. Just don't buy if you don't like!

  97. Antoine de Saint-Exup'ery said it best... by Saberwind · · Score: 1

    "A designer knows he has achieved perfection not when there is nothing left to add, but when there is nothing left to take away."

  98. Take a Page from Perl Philosophy by DeadVulcan · · Score: 2, Insightful

    It's just like perl philosophy says: "Make the easy things easy, and the hard things possible."

    Trivial things like turning on your cell phone should be obvious - you shouldn't need a manual. This should not be compromised in the name of harder things like playing games or browsing the web. It's okay to make the user consult a manual for those.

    And if you're supporting those harder things, you must have a comprehensive manual, because the people who want to do the harder things will, in the end, read it.

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    Power in the hands of the accountable.
  99. KISS Stands for by digitalgimpus · · Score: 1

    Keep It Super Simple

    It's also sometimes fun to kiss an electrical outlet. Or Michael Jackson ;-)

    Ok, couldn't resist a bad MJ joke.

    1. Re:KISS Stands for by dogbowl · · Score: 1

      I alwasy thought it was Keep It Simple, Stupid!


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  100. Earth to Slashdot by azaris · · Score: 1

    "640k should be enough for anyone."

    Why is it assumed that no one needs or wants the new features? Maybe people like me who don't buy a new phone every year. But those people don't matter.

    Features like polyphonic ringtones, Java games and cameras are targeted at cell-phone power users: teens. On the other hand, business types want better connectivity options, calendars, wireless Internet access etc. By introducing more features targeted at these two groups the cell-phone makers increase their sales.

  101. Good cameraless phones by Skidge · · Score: 1

    Speaking of cell phones without cameras, can anyone suggest a good one? I have T-mobile as my cell phone provider and am currently using the free Motorola 330 that I got for signing up. Either it's just a crappy phone or I've dropped it too many times, but it constantly disconnects in the middle of phone calls. I'm planning on getting a new phone, but all I'd use it for is plain-old phone calls. Any suggestions?

  102. Activity-Centered Consumer Electronics Design by Feynman · · Score: 1

    Don Norman, a colleague of usability expert Jakob Nielsen (who is quoted in the article), has a great essay about "activity-centered design" and the highly-usable Harmony Remote Control.

  103. Negifeatures && planned obsolecense by An+dochasac · · Score: 5, Interesting
    I found this earlier today when I tried to repace my mobile phone battery. "Oh they haven't made that battery for years." (on a 2 year old phone.) So I tried to replace it with a new one but all of the new ones have colour screens which means:
    • Less battery life
    • Not easily viewable in sunlight
    • Not water resistant (even I don't understand this one!)
    Manufacturers seem to have forgotten the purpose of mobile phones.

    Same issue with laptops. I have an pismo laptop from 4 years ago with as much as 10 hours of battery life. If there exists such a system today, I'll buy it but marketeers find it easier to push Ghz, so we get Ghz. This reminds me of radios from the 1960s when boasting "10 transistors" was so important that some manufacturers soldered in dummy transistors!

    /me get's out his souldering Iron and makes a new battery pack for my 3 year old phone.
    1. Re:Negifeatures && planned obsolecense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My iBook gets 6 hours, and I bought it 5 months ago. Not a bad tradeoff considering the nicer functionality of a newer computer (usb + firewire, etc) and a more capable OS.

    2. Re:Negifeatures && planned obsolecense by faedle · · Score: 1

      I don't know why people seem to have this impression that color screen phones automatically have less battery life.

      I recently purchased a Nokia with a color display, and it has longer battery life than my old Nokia with a B&W screen. It is perfectly viewable in direct sunlight, and I recently left it out in the rain overnight and it survived just fine. The white LED backlighting works a gazillion times better than the old green LEDs, the phone looks nice, and it has clearer audio than the old Nokia I had (on the same network: AT&T's GSM network).

      Creeping featurism is a problem in phones: but let's not look at all the new features as "bad". I, for one, like playing Bejeweled on my cell phone.

  104. Speaking of simple... by keiferb · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why is it so hard to bundle a normal ringtone or two with a cell phone? My new-ish T610 plays salsa, reggae, and a couple corporate jingles, but there's not a single normal cell phone ring. Are people who want a phone to sound like... well... a phone really in the minority these days?

    1. Re:Speaking of simple... by Herz · · Score: 1

      So why don't you download one that you like?

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    2. Re:Speaking of simple... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is absolutely my most hated thing about modern cell phones. I wouldn't have a cell phone myself (I don't answer my phone at home, why would I carry one with me?) but I do have to endure the crappy music from the cellphones of people around me out in public. If they want to listen to music, try a MP3 player...

    3. Re:Speaking of simple... by keiferb · · Score: 1

      Because they're all songs! Fraggle Rock, Freebird, and every DMX, Jay Z, and Outkast song you can think of, but no normal electronic-sounding, piss-you-off-in-the-theatre, honest-to-goodness cell phone rings.

    4. Re:Speaking of simple... by Flavius+Stilicho · · Score: 1

      So why don't you download one that you like?

      Too complicated.

  105. Good info needed by jmichaelg · · Score: 1

    People will not buy crap if they know it's crap. But markets operate imperfectly in an environment that doesn't have perfect information perfectly distributed.

    It's impossible to know just by looking at a product if it's any good. For that you have to have credible reviews or experience that'll guide your decision. The consumer magazines do a fair job in that regard but the best sources I've found have been forums dedicated to a particular topic. Even there, you need to be careful not to give credence to comments from vested interests - such as a reviewer being somehow compensated by the manufacturer of the product he's reviewing or manufacturer flunkys hanging out in newsgroups.

  106. Market Opportunity by TrueWest175 · · Score: 1

    I guess I see it as a market opportunity. Adding features allows companies to increase raise prices, jack up margins, and carve out marketing niches. If the consumer really doesn't want those features tho, it's an opportunity for Simple Product to position against Complicated Product.

    Most market research currently shows that male consumers want features, because they think they're getting more for their money. Women, on the other hand, seem to want simplicity. Ask any woman what she thinks of her man's home theater system and you'll get a big ol' eye-roll.

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  107. Why? by exley · · Score: 1

    Why would manufacturers want to get their heads into the real world? If they can do things like get consumers to (potentially) pay for tech support instead of finding answers in a decent manual or if they can get people to think they have an HDTV when they don't, then they've got a pretty good thing going. The only recourse is if they're being deceptive or vague on purpose, and then force them to get it together.

  108. Re:What can be done. by kfg · · Score: 1

    More important, I'm afraid, is that people should stop wanting crap they don't need.

    People have proven sheep like enough that the marketers have learned to pump demand for products that have no particular value. It's no longer even about supplying consumer demand. It's about coming up something vaguely novel and then figuring out how to manipulate people into buying it.

    This is the dark side to the free market that the PR flacks have polished up and convinced enough people that it isn't really just a smoother piece of shit.

    For the free market to really produce value to the customer the customer must insist on spending its money only those things that return value in some way. If it will buy any old thing that's "Ooooo, shiney," then what the market will produce is a lot of shiney, cheap to produce, high priced junk.

    And the market, I'm afraid, is driven by the average Wal-Mart shopper these days.

    Is it any wonder that the cell phone manufacturers might get confused if people don't snap up their N-Gages, now with the slice and dice feature?

    KFG

  109. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sneakers?

  110. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by micromoog · · Score: 1

    Lying to customers to gain a sale is generally looked down upon and usually illegal, even in the most capitalistic societies.

  111. "people" by fuck_this_shit · · Score: 1

    Most of them actually want cameras and whatnot built into their phones. Maybe you don't, but that makes you the minority. There were phones without cameras for sale and some with. Those with sell better. Deal with it. You want to boycott them now? I doubt any of the manufactureres will lose any sleep over that.

  112. cell phones are painful by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    i have a cellphone and i could never figure out how to lock keypads. i went through menu several times, but nothing yielded. then i felt, may be it is not there. after few months, my 14 month old son was playing with it and then i saw the status "keylocked"! This happened couple of times and finally i had to google to locate the manual online and do pdf text search to find out. the instruction was "press menu key for longer than 2 seconds"!

  113. A cell phone that *worked* would be nice... by mdvolm · · Score: 1

    You know, what would be really be something is a cell phone that actually worked! One that wouldn't break the first time you dropped it, that would get usable reception (even in my apartment), was small enough to fit in my pocket, and was easy to use.

    Why is that asking so much? I don't need a camera and don't care about playing games or any of the other junk they put in cell phones now.

    Imagine if the development time taken to add all these extra features was instead devoted to actually making the damn thing stable and reliable!

    1. Re:A cell phone that *worked* would be nice... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ericsson t39m have a die-cast metal frame. They are indestructable, small, reliable, great battery life plus they also have bluetooth which is essential in the UK now.

  114. The trouble is the chip by rbrander · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Well, the real trouble is that they are putting more effort into having a long feature checklist to put in the sales pitch, of course, plus as repeatedly mentioned that people buy based on the feature checklist, not a lot of time spent "test driving".

    Did you ever spend time in an electronics store looking at the remotes and panel controls and asking "what's this one do"? The salesmen generally don't know. They know how to read you the feature checklist.

    But electronics manufacturers would put in better controls if it weren't expensive and hard compared to a minimal number of buttons.

    They all have to put in the same (or about same-priced) chip to run the remote or digital watch or cell phone. The chip gives them the feature checklist ("DVD also plays MP3! And WMA!") everything after that is expense with very little selling power.

    A wheel to scroll through menus faster? Way more expensive than one button you have to hit over and over and over.

    Six buttons and a wheel on your digital watch so each button doesn't need three modes? Extra five dollars to manufacture. And higher failure rate.

    We now have an industry full of chips that double in brainpower every two years, but their connections to the outside world remain the same cost. So you have the same four buttons to access 97 features on your digital watch that used to have six features.

    None of which explains why my now-dead 1990 Quasar VCR had a brilliant little button where one press meant "record now, current channel, for a half hour" and successive presses upped that to a hour, 90min, 2 hrs, etc. The button beside it, you could hit first, to delay recording to the next even half-hour, 2 presses to an hour, etc. These two buttons handled 98% of my timed-recording needs. Every VCR since has required me to go to a menu to set the start-time to the minute, then the duration to same.

    Why did this not become universal? I have no idea. Because they're stupid about human factors?

  115. Here's a simple cellphone by Loco3KGT · · Score: 1

    It doesn't have an addressbook, it doesn't have a calculator, and it won't play against you in Battleship or Mini Golf. It will only make phone calls, to your mother or a 24hr concierge service in over 100 countries.

    And it'll only cost you a cool $5000+

    http://www.vertu.com/vertu/panel.html

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    Blessed be he who reads this post, Cursed be he who tells my boss.
  116. Re:What can be done. by pocketfullofshells · · Score: 1

    People stop buying crap they don't want. Problem solved. Too bad people are sheep Change "want" to "need" and I'd agree with you.

  117. It's called upselling by justMichael · · Score: 1

    and they do it because it works more often than not.

    "Do you want fries with that?"

    Sounds pretty simple, right? If you say yes they just made a huge increase to the profit of the sale. Same thing with "Super Sizing"

    The markup on soda and fries is insane.

    Here's one that may hit a little closer to home...

    One keg == (1920 oz. / 16) == (120 pints * ~$4.00) == $480.00. The average cost of a keg is $120.00

    1. Re:It's called upselling by cens0r · · Score: 1

      Where are you paying $120 for your kegs??? I haven't bought one in a few years, but it was more like $60 - $90. there is a deposit, but that is waved if you own your own keg, and if you don't you get it back if you bring the keg back.

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      Jack Valenti and Orrin Hatch will be first up against the wall when the revolution comes.
    2. Re:It's called upselling by justMichael · · Score: 1

      Actually, I haven't bought a keg in ages, my wife wont allow me a kegerator that and there's no room for one :(

      But, just a quick look says that a keg of Guinness Stout will run you $140 in Rochester, NY of course the same place will let you have a keg of Milwaukees Best for $42 ;-)

      It was a guestimate on the high side, sorry.

    3. Re:It's called upselling by cens0r · · Score: 1

      That's awfully expensive for the keg. But we generally didn't get things like Guiness. Usually something cheap mid-range (fosters, rolling rock, shiner bock, etc.). Of course now I live in the Pacific Northwest, and am totally spoiled.

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    4. Re:It's called upselling by justMichael · · Score: 1

      slow response...

      but considering I am hacking out markup at 2:17am local time and wondering how many more Newcastles' are in the fridge while trying to keep an 11 day old boy happy, I should be happy ;-)

      On the upside, I have one of each and can give up, even though they are 13 years apart.

      Maybe I should stop posting to /., I don't fit the demographic any longer.

      PS: I live in So. Cal. so I would like to say I'm spoiled, but it's really more like "jaded", enjoy the rain ;-)

  118. features==!simple by barfy · · Score: 5, Insightful

    The first point is that product manufacturers are the ultimate democratic institution. They make what the consumers want.

    But more to the point.

    For years I would only purchase the cheapest possible microwave. Why? Because they had a knob, and NO temp control.

    Microwaving turns out to be pretty non-exact science. I want my left overs heated, I want my popcorn popped.

    In order to do this in a "good" microwave, it could take a half a dozen to a dozen gestures setting the time to the second (A totally useless time measure when cooking) and the tempreture to a specific setting (which has no human meaning whatsoever).

    In a cheap microwave, it only took a single gesture. Turn the knob to about the right amount of time, and it turns on, cooks for the right amount of time, and shuts itself off.

    A few years ago not even cheap microwaves came with knobs. There are a couple of Restraunt grade ones that do (They appreciate the minimum number of steps in a restraunt), but they are hard to locate and very expensive. But I was resigned to my purchase.

    I moved into a new home, and it had a built in microwave. A really nice Sharp, with a TON of buttons. With horror I began schemeing how to get rid of the beast.

    But the story has a happy ending. I still do exactly the same things I do with the microwave, heat leftovers, and pop popcorn. And the sharp has two buttons that do precisely that. It has a heat leftovers button. And it has a pop popcorn button. 1 Gesture, and now I don't even have to know "how long". The amount of technology to pull this off, is magnitudes greater than my old microwave, but nonetheless, nearly unbelievably my new microwave is simpler to use than the one with just a knob.

    The marketplace has come to solve a problem I didn't even really know I had. To make my microwaving life even easier. As with all technology that I buy and love, it is exactly that power of the marketplace that gets me what I want.

    1. Re:features==!simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you are too stupid to read the side of the popcorn and see how long it needs to cook for, you definetely are too stupid to own your own house. Step away from the microwave and grow a fuckin brain.

    2. Re:features==!simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Right, because the nice exact time on the bag of popcorn I ate yesterday said cook for one and a half to four minutes, staying by the microwave to decide when it is done.

      Microwaves have different power ratings and different ones can cook faster or slower. One bag will take varying amounts of time depending on the microwave, you idiot.

    3. Re:features==!simple by jumpingfred · · Score: 1

      My new micro wave has a knob. I hate it I want the keypad back.

    4. Re:features==!simple by NotoriousQ · · Score: 1

      My microwave has a minute plus button. If microwave is on it adds a minute, if it is off it cooks for a minute. I almost never use any others. Nice and simple, although sometimes I think that a 30s button would be even better.

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    5. Re:features==!simple by barfy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Just to add some clarification...
      Yes I have successfully popped popcorn by reading the instructions...
      And I could do it in 1 gesture on the old microwave, based on my experience with the brand of popcorn and the miserable strength of the old microwave... But that is not the point.
      There are over a dozen buttons on my new microwave. Including an add minute button, which is great for when I want to cook a garden burger or something...

      But this isn't the point.

      The point is that there are two buttons that reheat food and pop popcorn. It doesn't do it by simply using a fixed time and a fixed strength... It does it by detecting when the leftovers are warm, and when the bag of popcorn has expanded.

      That is a non-trivial amount of instrumentation and programming compared to just a mechanical dial.

      And the result of these features, is a microwave that is *easier* to use for the major if not sole use of the device.

    6. Re:features==!simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's 'features != simple' actually.

    7. Re:features==!simple by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      with leftovers i find you get best results if you can seperate out some of the parts and cook the seperately

      I like to give rice/pasta/potatoes a few minutes as it is pretty hard to overcook them and you can safely get them quite hot but most vegetables I would only want to microwave for less than a minute. Meat microwaves really poorly so I try to give it as little time as possible, sometimes I dont bother heating it at all.

      (confident this post will get moderated -2 Offtopic :)

  119. Retrograde! by drox · · Score: 1

    Why make it harder to do the "dialing numbers" part of using a phone?

    Dialing numbers? What is this "dial" you speak of?

    -Drox (who actually has a working wall-mounted rotary-dial telephone).

  120. What about keyboards? by donkeyoverlord · · Score: 1

    I just want a keyboard that doesn't have media controls, IM, and Email buttons. Jesus christ I don't need another freaking app loading on startup. Volume control, email, homepage, etc, etc, etc. Can't I just have a keyboard (wireless would be nice) without all the freaking extras (besides wireless).

  121. Make them stop lying and tell the truth by swb · · Score: 1

    No, really. Marketing is all fine and dandy, but too often -- increasingly WAY TOO OFTEN -- it's used as an excuse to cheat people by thinking they're getting something they're not. These can be direct lies (battery runtime you get with a brand-new battery for a week, "120 megabytes") and they can be lies of omisssion (product does some task X, but only on Sundays or with the purchase of another product).

    Unfortunately I don't have any realistic solutions, but the increasingly acceptable combination of "totally unethical" and "within the letter of the law" is the reason for much of this. It's not that manufacturers always make bad products or that they're always hard to use. They're just too often described as doing more, more easily, than they actually do.

  122. Already has it, sort of by Dr.+Zowie · · Score: 1

    The screen from my Sanyo 8100 makes a nice short-range flashlight. I've used it several times for finding my way around
    dark buildings or hiking through woods on a moonless night. Since it has two screens (a large one and a small one) you get your choice of how badly you want to scrozzle your night vision.

  123. Cell phones... can't live with them x 2 by Txiasaeia · · Score: 2, Insightful
    Y'know what I like about the explosion of cell phones? I don't need to invest in one. Every single time I've had car trouble, there are fellow drivers tripping over each other to lend me theirs. When I need to make a call at school, I either use a pay phone (I know, an entire *quarter* for one call! amazing!) or borrow a friend's, because they all not only have a cell, but have an unlimited usage plan.

    What happens if somebody needs to get ahold of me? They call my house and leave a message. It's amazing how that works.

    If they made a cell phone *just* for making calls, no extended contracts, a monthly fee of $15 for unlimited use and a phone that costs $50, I'd get a cell phone. Until then, I'll stick to my landline and the ubiquous pay phone.

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    Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    1. Re:Cell phones... can't live with them x 2 by cwiegand · · Score: 1

      A quarter?! What state do you live in? Qwest states have had to pay two quarters for awhile now... (That's assuming you can FIND a pay phone - they're not installing new ones anymore that I can find, just quietly taking down broken ones and not replacing them...)

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    2. Re:Cell phones... can't live with them x 2 by Txiasaeia · · Score: 1

      Saskatchewan, Canada. The Great White North state. Still, $0.50 once a day is still cheaper than a cell phone and monthly rate, right?

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      Condemnant quod non intellegunt.
    3. Re:Cell phones... can't live with them x 2 by iantri · · Score: 1
      HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!

      Here, in Ontario, we pay 25 cents for all local calls at pay phones.

      Long distance is 75 cents plus 25 cents/minute.

      How can you stand paying that much? Why the hell is it that much?

      Bell Canada doesn't seem to be eliminating pay phones here.. they actually (just a few years ago) finished replacing them all with Nextel Millenium payphones which are pretty fancy, heavy-duty, un-phreakable phones.

  124. iPod is a good example of keepin' it real by Floydian123 · · Score: 1

    The simple menu system, and simple set of buttons on the Ipod mimic what this article is trying to say the latest tech gadgets are not--user friendly.

    If more companies tried harder on design and usage, specifically portable music players, there wouldn't be as many complaints.

    On the Ipod you've got your forward/backward buttons, the play/pause button, the menu button, the blank (enter) button, and your simple-to-use scroll wheel.

    Yet it does a lot. But it also can do the basic operations the consumer wants without him or her having to wade through menus and use various different buttons.

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    paul
  125. gee whizz bang phones by iggymanz · · Score: 2, Interesting

    funny on my last consulting job the people I worked with had all these very high tech japanese phones that did everything, but when we went into the elevators or below ground at the Chicago Daley Center their phones would stop working, but my very basic butt-ugly Motorola V120 was the only thing that could work. I'd rather spend money on having low-signal strength sensitivity than web browsing, cameras, modem jack, games, custom ring tunes & all that other crap

  126. Posters: RTFM, please! by Mitreya · · Score: 2, Informative
    Is it too much to ask that the poster reads the article before submitting the summary? How did this miraculous transformation happen?:

    Article:

    The data also showed that 25 percent of consumers thought they already owned a high-definition television -- the true number is less than half that.

    Slashdot summary:

    Also cited, 25% of people think they own an HDTV, when the actual number is less than 10%.

    1. Re:Posters: RTFM, please! by Dhalka226 · · Score: 1

      We're quibbling over 10% instead of 12.5% now? Looks like just another excuse to bitch about the posters to me.

      I remember reading in the FAQs here once something along the lines of "if you can't be insightful, be funny." I guess that has been degraded to "if you can't be insightful, bitch and moan about the people who actually contributed."

  127. Re:What can be done. by tackaberry · · Score: 1

    Did you know that there is a small coffee at starbucks? You have to ask for it by its proper Starbucks name - a short

    It's not listed on the menu, and sometimes the people working there don't know about it, but it exists.

    It's the same size as a kids hot cocoa - 8oz, as opposed to the Tall (12oz), Grande (16oz) and Venti (20oz) - Venti means twenty.

  128. Feaping Creaturism by KitFox · · Score: 5, Insightful
    I think that Nextel might be the only ones to do well with that idea, and then MAYBE only barely. Consider this:

    "What does this phone do?"
    "Well, it makes calls, stores your phone book, and has this nifty flashlight."

    I could see more people asking WHY the phone has a flashlight than thinking it to be a "Good Feature". Most folks would consider it an unneeded 'bell and whistle' feature that creates an excuse to charge $50 more for the phone. As opposed to:

    "Well, it makes calls, stores your phone numbers, coordinates with your computer, plays games in full color, takes pictures of anything you see fit to take pictures of, sends them to any email address, allows you to play games whenever you are bored or want to spend sone time, lets you send an IM to unobtrusively keep in touch with your coleagues on the go, allows you to play realistic-sounding music for your ring tones, or even record your OWN sound for your ringer..." (And of course 50 other features that sound cool).

    Now, see? THIS would strike people as "It does all that for only $99?! COOL!"... However, being able to -USE- all that without a doctorate is another matter for some folks.

    Overall, it's simple: The more things they can put on paper under the "features" section, the more likely folks are to buy it if the price is decent, and they think the features will be fun. They never give the DETAILS of the features that would cause people to reconsider.

    For example, when I worked for T-Mobile, I had to explain to folks that yes, they could "download" their address book to their phone, like it said in the features, but they had to do it two entries at a time from the T-Mobile web site. Oh, yes, and it used a SMS message to send each entry (At cost, oftentimes). And of course, nothing quite as fun as dealing with an upset parent whose daughter had used 13,000 SMS Text messages in one month by using AIM on her phone... It seems so SIMPLE, and easy to use... and makes a huge bill.

    Overall, people are interested in INTERESTING bells and whistles. "I can get a digital camera for $199 or I can get a PHONE with a diital camera and all these other features for $150...", and a flashlight is not considered 'Interesting' to most people. ("I can get a flashlight for $5, or a phone with one for $150...")

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    @Whee

    1. Re:Feaping Creaturism by blamanj · · Score: 1

      Not to mention that a lot of these features make money for the telco. Downloadable games and tones make the industry well over $1 billion (with a 'b') per year.

      Text messaging and photo forwarding similarly earn megabucks for the providers. As usual, the answer is "follow the money."

    2. Re:Feaping Creaturism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      make the industry well over $1 billion (with a 'b') per year.

      WTF? billion == Billion

    3. Re:Feaping Creaturism by Mr_Icon · · Score: 2, Funny
      Now, see? THIS would strike people as "It does all that for only $99?! COOL!"... However, being able to -USE- all that without a doctorate is another matter for some folks.

      I see you have clearly never worked in techsupport at a university. :)

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    4. Re:Feaping Creaturism by ImpTech · · Score: 1

      This is a pointless comment, but as much as I hate most of the stupid phone features they have now, I *really* want the polyphonic ringtones. Sounds sooo much better then the old monotone beep.

    5. Re:Feaping Creaturism by Kent+Recal · · Score: 1
      Same here, I agree with you.
      Polyphone tones is all I want, too. Not to play retarded music from my phone (god I could kill them when I hear it on the train) but to have a nice soft beep/bell like tone that gets louder. I'm stuck on a T68i from ericcsson right now. DO NOT BUY! BEWARE! Besides the UI being crap (I couldnt describe it without using many ugly words), DEAD SLOW (~1s delay when entering characters!!) it also crashes regularly in a very nice way; it will still display the reception bars, I can still navigate the menus, but when I want to make a call, or when someone tries to call me, it just doesnt work. Until I take out the battery and put it back in. Incoming callers will just think I'm not picking up. Great, just what I want from my cellphone!

      Back to the point: The ericcsson ringtones are the worst I have ever heard from a phone. When you're at a phone shop the next time and bored, get one and just play through the "tunes". When you're done you will be deaf. I guess that's intentional because then it won't bother you anymore that there is no accoustic sms notification. I'm not kidding you. You can select "off" or "click". Yes. "Click" is a single click-sound, about half a second duration. Impossible to notice an incoming message unless you carry the phone around your neck or have it lying next to your head...

      Okay, enough ///-bashing. I know people going through similar agony with their so-called "high-end" devices (P900). So, if you consider an ///-phone, please do yourself a favor and try it out for at least a week or two before buying it. Otherwise you'll most likely regret it, very bad. I think the newer ones have polyphone ringtones, but as I was told the software is the same crap (and worse) as usual.

      And to make this post complete, here comes my dream-phone:
      • Small (nokia 8210 size)
      • No camera
      • Polyphone ringers
      • Endless standby-/talk-time (give me a b/w-display if you have to, I dont care for colors, have them on my t68i and realized... WHAT FOR?)
      • A good phonebook with a GOOD UI. This means take what nokia/siemens do and improve it. Dont even bother to look at what the clueless ///-guys make. I don't know about samsung but I guess they're not worth a look either.
      • Generally a good UI. Nokia comes close. Siemens also has shown some clue (customizable soft-keys). Put your money there and not into f**ing cameras or 5 color lcds plus one on the inside of the battery-cover.
      • The UI gotta be fast and responsive. After dealing with the t68i for a while I cannot stress this painfully obvious point enough...

      I really hope nokia will go back to the 8210 design (not 8310 please, the software was buggy as hell, and some blacksuit decided to put a RADIO (yes..) in...).

      The 8210 was the best phone I ever owned and I regret giving up on it for the crap68i that I'm stuck with now.

      I'm gonna purchase a new phone soon and after evaluating the current offers I seriously consider to go for a 8210 again.

      There seems to be no single phone with a sane design on the market right now, if anyone knows one, please let me know!

      They all have cameras, weight, crappy displays (because its gotta be color but it must not be expensive, ofcourse), slow and buggy software and an amazing amount of useless, half-baked organizers, calendars, crappy games and other stuff that simply doesn't work if you want to use it for anything serious.

      Btw, on a sidenote, my friend has the nokia 9210 (or something, the big brick with the keyboard) and he regrets spending all the money.
      Often when I call him the first thing I hear is him complaining about my name not showing up on the display because the software has crashed, yet again...

      Phew, that was a lot of rant. But I guess there are a lot of people around here who know exactly what I'm talking about. ;-)

    6. Re:Feaping Creaturism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      A good phonebook with a GOOD UI. This means take what nokia/siemens do and improve it. Dont even bother to look at what the clueless ///-guys make. I don't know about samsung but I guess they're not worth a look either.

      Few days ago I had for the first time a samsung phone im my hand (s300 i suppose) and the phone is really good from your point of view. UI is lightning fast and really nice. I was quite impressed actually by the whole phone (btw outer lcd is cool ;p)

      Nokia's lastest software is also very good. I had 7250i and UI is nice and responsive and imo much better then siemens.
  129. Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Manufacturers need to learn that in the information age (which is now!) they need to put more and more info on their websites.

    Every product manual should be on the website in PDF!

    Even the products that are ten to fifteen years old!

    For an example of the best example of providing info, look at Yamaha. They have scanned every manual for every music synthesizer model and variation that they have made and have put these scans (in PDF format) on their web site for free download. Considering that this is refers to several hundred models each with manuals that have several hundred pages, this is incredible customer support!! I wouldn't hesitate to buy a Yamaha musical instrument new or used, for fear that I couldn't operate it.
    Plus they did it knowing that it would take years to pay off in additional sales. Great company.

    Now for the chumps! Fry's Electronics gets the price here. Every product , yes every product in the store should have a manual on-line on their website.

    And,

    Every product that they have ever sold in the past ten years should have the manual on their web site. Plus, there should be links to information that people always need to know when they buy stuff there. Like, what type of memory does this motherboard that is on sale this week use? And, 'Can I use this other type of memory for the motherboard that I bought at Fry's three years ago?'.
    Usually at Fry's, nobody knows what the answer to your question is. So people buy the wrong product, can't figure out how to get it working, scoop up most of the parts, and bring it back for a refund. Then they put most of the parts back in the box, put shrinkwrap cellophane around it, and stick it back on the shelves at full price.

    The only way to tell if the product at Fry's is a dud is by the ratio of returned units to the previously unsold ones. If half the boxes are user returns, don't buy it or you too will probably be back to return it. Like the saying goes: 'A trip to Fry's is two trips to Fry's'.
    This monkeyshit mentality wouldn't be so bad if you're not driving fifteen miles each way.

    And they could reduce this nonsense by demanding that each supplier provide a manual in PDF form and a list of FAQ that could be put on the Fry's website before the product goes on sale there.

    But would they do it, no ef'in way. They just don't give a fuck!

    So what't the point?

    MORE DOCUMENTATION!

    1. Re:Put more information on your website! by dustmote · · Score: 1

      I agree. This is such an obvious good idea that I can't understand why it isn't widespread. I had the most ridiculous time trying to find out the remote touch-tone codes for my extremely old answering machine, until finally I found an old issue of 2600 or Phrack or something on "hacking answering machines" that had the (short) list of commands. 3-#-3 indeed, sheesh.

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      -1, "1337" speak
    2. Re:Put more information on your website! by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

      Well, your argument is sound, but you are wrong on saying "Plus they did it knowing that it would take years to pay off in additional sales.".

      Assuming all your other numbers are correct and "several hundred" manuals means 1000 and "several hundred pages" means 1000, you have 1M pages. On 5 scanners like this for $18,000 each, you will receive a theoretical performance of 900 images per minute, which means a total of 18.5 hours for 1M documents, not considering the daily duty cycle.

      For money that is worth a salary of 3 people (two-salary equivalent for the above-equipment and some extra money for a man to operate this), you get performance and manpower to scan, categorize, and post all the manuals that you need in less than a one quarter.

      And I haven't even started talking about cost if you are outsourcing this type of a job to India...

      Bottom line, if it didn't generate revenue, a company wouldn't do it. So even though you call Yamaha a "good" company in a sense that they have values beyond making money, that is misleading. I personally haven't worked at a corporation that is out there for just "being good"...

      "There is no such thing as free lunch."

    3. Re:Put more information on your website! by dcmeserve · · Score: 1
      Now for the chumps! Fry's Electronics gets the price here. Every product , yes every product in the store should have a manual on-line on their website.

      You know, it would be a vast improvement if they would just list any products on their web site! All they have is stuff for their freakin ISP, and store hours. Why not at least what the sales are today? Jeesh... after that court battle they fought to get the frys.com url, you'd think they'd want to do something useful with it.

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    4. Re:Put more information on your website! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But in this millenium, all manuals should be on the web in a legible and open format (read that "HTML"), not some ugly horrid proprietary format from the last millenium ("PDF").

    5. Re:Put more information on your website! by barc0001 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      PDF is easier to use for converting paper documents to a downloadable book like format. A big advantage over HTML is it's portable, and I don't mean by platform, I mean everything you need is in one file. No separate HTML files, no separate graphics files, etc. I have a directory on a server for manuals, and I just download the PDF once and dump it there. No muss, no fuss.

      Ever try taking a page with 3 diagrams or pictures on it and converting it to HTML quickly while retaining the formatting? Now do that for dozens of pages on hundreds of manuals.

      It's like this: I can have a small to moderate manual converted to PDF in about an hour with a good scanner and an hour of a staff member's time. All told, maybe $20-$30 of the company's cash per manual. No biggie.

      Or, I can pay someone to scan and OCR the manual, scan the images, place all the images in the proper places, and two days later have it all working and looking the way it should. All told, a couple hundred bucks per. Looking at that, most companies would say No, period.

      And I wasn't aware that most people couldn't get Acrobat reader. Most people don't use Windows, OSX, Linux, PalmOS, or PocketPC?

    6. Re:Put more information on your website! by rev063 · · Score: 2, Insightful
      How was this modded insightful?

      The point of the article is that most gadgets these days are unusable, despite the documentation. And you think this problem can be fixed with more documentation? Sheesh.

      The problem is lack of design, not lack of documentation.

    7. Re:Put more information on your website! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As long as paper manuals exist, PDF is going to be around. It is far cheaper for someone to take the raw material, format it up for physical page layout and then just PDF it too.

      This approach saves the company from having to format the content of the manual once for paper and once for the web. I'd pick HTML over PDF anyday, but no automated system is going to be able to do a good enough job of coverting PDF to usuable HTML (or conversely, take some proto-format and automagically produce good looking paper layout and good HTML).

      Since HTML is mostly a markup and not a layout language, it is never going to be the format of choice for the majority of companies putting together customer-focused manuals.

    8. Re:Put more information on your website! by sirsex · · Score: 1

      Cause their website is outpost.com. Duh

    9. Re:Put more information on your website! by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      Fry's doesn't design or build the products, so I don't think it's their responsibility as a retailer to be a repository of manuals.

      Also, Fry's is - oddly - about the least web-savvy companies around. Considering their field, this is more than a little bizarre, but let's just say they're the last company in the world who will do something like this.

      I checked out the manual for the RoboMower and, after reading it, determined that I could not buy one because my lawn was too small!

      There's one sale they won't make -- but at least they won't go through the expense of having to process a return. So they are probably better off having done it even though I didn't buy the product.

      D

    10. Re:Put more information on your website! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, LOTS of information.
      When I bought my wonderful Toshiba 1000 (1.28 megs/6 lbs) and the outstanding WordPerfect 5.0 in the late 80's, I got:
      -a T-1000 manual (50 pages or so)
      -a Toshiba manual on DOS 2.11 (ditto)
      -a WP manual (a real one...a book!)
      -a WP workbook.
      I had all the telephone tech support I needed. To supplement, I bought the Best Book of WP and I was good to go. I lived happily in DosLand until the siren call of cheap DSL made text-only internet look really, well...pathetic.
      When I bought my (so far solid) eMachines 1000B in 2001, I got:
      -pamphlets about the computer, CDR-RW drive, and printer
      -a foldout poster that was NOT a cheatsheet - it was the ONLY source of some info
      -...no, nothing else.
      I called BestBuy the next day and complained that the promised manuals weren't in the box. We went back and forth a few times before it sank in - those WERE the manuals, ergo, there were no manuals, ergo, I was f****d.
      And WindowsME - ha! Fuggedit! Nothing!! I began haunting the Windows Knowledge Base and nursing a deep grudge against a man who would make his OS the only game in consumertown and not give me one measly stinking foldout, pamphlet, phone call or email's worth of help on it. (OEM, you see.) And the day he said that I should buy his XP because HIS WinME was so crummy...classic crack talk from a dropout.
      Yes, please, LOTS and LOTS of documentation online.

    11. Re:Put more information on your website! by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

      For an example of the best example of providing info, look at Yamaha. They have scanned every manual for every music synthesizer model and variation that they have made and have put these scans (in PDF format) on their web site for free download

      I went to the Yamaha website and could not find such a thing. Could you please provide a link? Thanks!

    12. Re:Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      http://www2.yamaha.co.jp/manual/english/index.html

    13. Re:Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      It's like this: I can have a small to moderate manual converted to PDF in about an hour with a good scanner and an hour of a staff member's time. All told, maybe $20-$30 of the company's cash per manual. No biggie.
      Or, I can pay someone to scan and OCR the manual, scan the images, place all the images in the proper places, and two days later have it all working and looking the way it should. All told, a couple hundred bucks per. Looking at that, most companies would say No, period.


      Another alternative would be for the companies to ask users to scan the manuals that they don't have in digital format (for older products) and upload the scans (as GIF or PDF) to the companie's website. Then when each product's manual arrives from the field they could remove it from the list of manuals that they need, the list also being on the website.
      This would require the company both being intelligent, interacting with their customer base, and often maintaining their website. Few companies would meet these difficult qualifications.
      It's an example of what makes Amazon so different and wonderful.

    14. Re:Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      The point of the article is that most gadgets these days are unusable, despite the documentation.

      I see your point and I was concerned about this very issue when composing the message.

      But I believe that having more documentation and deeper technological docs will allow the gadget to be used in productive ways that may be different from that primarily envisioned by the manufacturer.

      Plus deep technical docs might show a way to disable the unwanted functionality.

    15. Re:Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      The comment 'years for additional sales' means that people will be more willing to by Yamaha synthesizers over Roland or Kawai because they know that they can resell them used for more money because the manuals are available online.

      Tone module synthesizers are big closed computers that are worth significantly less if the programming information is not available. If the paper manual gets lost, then the often the used equipment buyer is at a real disadvantage.

      Yahama addressed that issue by scanning all the manuals for its products and putting them online.

    16. Re:Put more information on your website! by Simonetta · · Score: 1

      Fry's has the potential of becoming one of the big four companies of the information age, along with Amazon, Google, and Yahoo. Deep down, most geeks love Fry's. They just have great difficulty dealing with the layers of stupidity that shroud the company like a great onion.

      Becoming the most web-savay electonics retailer would go a lot way for Fry's. They would start to be taken seriously by their customers.

      Demanding manuals for placement on the their website would be a logical first step for Fry's in their long journey to becoming the most important electronic retailer in the world. If they do nothing and simply stay the way that they are now, then someone else will figure this all out and leapfrog ahead of them.

    17. Re:Put more information on your website! by daviddennis · · Score: 1

      When I visit Randy Fry's emporium, I can see how badly it's struggling financially. The empty parking lots sweep across acres of bare macadam; when I enter, I see not one single customer sharing the cavernous halls with me. And, of course, when I go to the checkout, there are hundreds of checkout lanes but not a single customer to be found.

      It is indeed a tragedy, an American story of failure and not success, to see the tragic struggle of Fry's Electronics against the indifference of the American customer.

      It is obvious indeed that you are right; and that geeks hate Fry's so much they avoid the place in droves.

      Clearly, they have no respect for this business, and it's on the ropes. It's all rather frightfully sad, no?

      Poor Randy Fry. Every day, I worry about where this poor, misunderstood fellow will somehow scrape together the cash for his next meal.

      But seriously, folks ... when a main limiting factor for the success of a business is the size of their always-full parking lot, I somehow don't think management feels it has a lot to prove.

      However deficient Fry's is on many levels, I doubt there are many Slashdot users that wouldn't just love to see one in their neighborhood. (I'm lucky; mine is less than two miles away).

      Where else can you find 20 different brands of wireless router sharing the shelves with miles of Ethernet cable?

      Geeks love Fry's because we need their stuff. They're not a perfect retailer, but, well, they're better than what came before.

      That being said, I agree with you that it's more than a little surprising their rather simple formula hasn't been copied, in view of its remarkable results with the public.

      One major reason is likely to be the amount of money that it would take to even build a single Fry's. Randy Fry had an unfair advantage since his parents were in the grocery biz and he was able to use their credit to get started. I'm sure the grocery experience also helped him a great deal since Fry's is really nothing more than a giant grocery store with a zillion-dollar inventory.

      Fry's: Infuriating store policies or no, it's hard to imagine life without them.

      But I buy my computers nowadays at Apple Retail Stores. Better service, well-informed salespeople, prices no different. If someone opens an Apple Retail-style chain selling PCs and the huge volume of accessories Fry's does, Randy Fry might have to earn an honest living for a change.

      Not that I see much danger of this.

      D

  130. All the new cell phones are terrible. by SiliconJesus101 · · Score: 1
    I ran into the gadgety phone issue a couple months back when I had to purchase a new phone. It's not that I can't figure the phones out it's just that I want a damned phone; nothing more, nothing less. I ended up having to settle on a multiple ring tone job with a calculator and a couple games but thank god it didn't include a camera or PDA.

    Please, someone, just make a damned cell phone. If I wanted a gameboy or digital camera I would buy one.

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  131. dinosaurs and time by sir_cello · · Score: 1


    Monolithic complexity usually expands out to less cohensive and decoupled forms. With mobile phones for example, we think that a kind of "personal area network" will happen so you do have separate devices (bare gsm phone, pda, game-boy, headphones, mic, watch, etc) that provide the same functions, yet are interconnected wirelessly: this means that the same complexity exists in the system, yet the user sees it another way.

    Same happened for computers and software (monolothic mainframe applications -> distributed desktop applications).

  132. Forget users manuals I want owners manuals by silas_moeckel · · Score: 1

    Or remember eletronics pre 80's when things prosumer and above kit came with owners manuals that allowed you to field strip and repair the unit if need be? I'm thinking of those manuals that came with complete circut diagrams with all parts labled and a nice component list. This whay when something blew it was a 30 minute saturday project.

    The more important distinction is I'm the owner not the user it's my gear I baught and paid for it. Someday we will get decent laws that make software a product not some vaporous IP that you only get a liscence to use at least for embeded stuff. And no I dont think it's should be required to incluse source code but I think I should be able to do anything with the binary sans giving it to other people.

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  133. Phone, FWIW by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    For what it's worth, I got a Verizon contract at Radio Shack. This allowed me to actually get a b&w Motorola phone with no bullshit (although convincing the peddler that I really wanted this was annoying). The downside, of course, was having to go to Radio Shack (though for me, the convenient location tempered the depressing experience of being inside).

    This phone is exclusive to Radio Shack (for reasons that become obvious on a moment's reflection, especially if you reflect while observing the RS clientele).

    Something I've noticed is that the user interface on that phone is simply the best I've ever used. The automated text entry is much better than the crap LG(?) uses. The menus are concise and uncluttered. The datebook is even of marginal utility; this is nice for someone like me who decided that carrying around the Palm was ridiculous.

    And what is with these games? Does anyone actually play, let alone buy those hideous things? It's really the IBM 8088 CGA shareware days all over again, except that it's foisted on me by the Powers That Be. I apparently can't even delete the menu option.

  134. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by kroyd · · Score: 1

    That depends where you live - if you live somewhere with little or no personal rights and personal freedom, like China, you might have that problem.

    Of course, in the free world it is different - I still remember visiting the secured server room of a governmental facility, it was behind a 24h staffed help desk and with signs outside forbidding the use of cameras and mobile phones. Of course, being young and naive I was surprised when I noticed that one of the helpdesk people was using a webcam to update the live feed on her private home page.

    It is a clear sign of the paranoia of the old communist regimes that they considered everyone a criminal, ie making controll of photocopiers an important task in the old USSR.

    [only slightly tongue in cheek]

  135. DVD Players by Ekted · · Score: 1

    DVD players are one of the things that piss me off the most. While the picture/sound quality are better, the interface is so incredibly poor, I almost returned my player to the store to live forever with VHS.

  136. Businesses do NOT listen to their bottom line. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've worked in a large department store for five years now, and every year we make the same mistakes, and every year we tell district management about them, and every year they ignore us.

    I live in Buffalo, NY. It snows here. A LOT. It usually doesn't hit us really bad until mid-January; we usually have non-snowy Decembers. We get in our winter boots in August and September, and we only get enough to sell to about 200 people at most. Our winter boots are ALWAYS completely sold out before christmas.

    When the snow finally hits in January and February, we get 1000's of people running in looking for some boots because they lost their old ones and forgot to shop for new ones. So what happens? They don't get boots. We just don't have them. We have the worst winter weather storms going on outside, and our store is packed full of summer sandals in the beginning of January.

    Fucking ridiculous.

    It's not just our company though; EVERY retailer around here is like that. They're all run by morons or something.

    True story: they made us come into work one day about 3 years ago, in the worst blizzard we've had in over 10 years. There was a driving ban out, and we ended up with over 6 feet of snow. Do you want to know what I did all day? I put up a nice display of speedo bathing suits that wouldn't sell until 4 months later.

    People who run businesses are so full of themselves that they literally have no concept of what is going on at the bottom line. They think that just because they got an MBA from a fancy school, they automatically know what's best.

  137. Little things mean alot by evilned · · Score: 1

    I bought a new cel phone in hong kong over the holidays. Had all the big technical things I wanted, tri-band and unlocked so I can use it here and when I am in asia or europe with prepaid sims. Bluetooth for syncing with my pc and using as a modem for my palm. It has a beautiful color display that is viewable in sunlight. But the one thing that I cant stand about it is that there is a dedicated button for wap access, but the button to get to the phone book from the stand by screen isnt labeled, even on the screen.

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  138. Different Strokes by localman · · Score: 1

    I think a lot of people like the glitzy slices/dices phones that are on the market now. And that's fine. I am glad there are manufacturers falling over themselves to saturate that market.

    However, I feel there is a smaller market that likes simplicity. I just wish there was a niche player that went after this. With cell phones, that is... Apple has done a pretty good job with computer hardware/software and mp3 players. And they've got a successful business playing to that niche.

    It's the same in every field... from movies and music, to cars and cell phones: just about every company feels immense pressure to go for the biggest piece of the pie. However the remaining pieces are valid and highly profitable markets. It would just take a diciplined (and probably privately held) company to maintain focus and keep costs down to dominate their niche.

    Anyways... not sure exactly what my point is, but as someone who appreciates simplicity and quality, and has plenty of spending money, I feel I am not very well catered to by the current consumer market.

    Cheers.

  139. Will you pay more the simple customized stuff? by fermion · · Score: 1
    I don't think the author has a clue about what goes into mass market electronics or what is really needed.

    First if you buy a mass market electronic, it probably has a commodity base. This means that there are a few standard chipsets, or whatever, that give the basic functionality to the unit. it doesn't matter if the manufacturer does not want the feature, it would be expensive to not have the feature and make little sense not to implement the feature once you have it. This is why every TV has a sleep function. This is why most every camera has digital zoom. This is why almost every modern cell phone has a clock.

    Then there are the profit driven motives. With phones these include text messaging, web browsing, and customized rings. Many customers do not want these. However, the phone company is not going to want to sell a phone without these features. Such a phone represents lost revenue potential.

    The stupidest thing in the article is the assertion that simple things cannot be bought. This is absolutely wrong. Simple things are often more expensive, but they can be had. These simple products generally represent a high quality factor and tend to fall outside the realm of mass market consumer product. If any of y'all remember the discussion of cameras a while back, you will remember that a digital point and shoot is around the same price as a traditional Nikon camera body. Most people who are going to spend that kind of money will have the digital camera and ignore the useless features. Complaining about this is like complaining about a kitchen you never use.

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  140. The phones by xaoslaad · · Score: 1

    As an example in the article, most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls. Yet phones come with games, instant messaging, cameras, etc. You can't even buy a simple cell phone any more.

    This drives me insane. I want a phone. I want it to do THAT one thing. And I want to leave out ALL the CRAP so they can make it fit in my wallet about like a credit card. Can I get that? Hell No. Americas F'ed up sometimes...


    1. Re:The phones by valkraider · · Score: 1

      I went to every provider in the area and asked: "Which phone of yours has the BEST signal strength/reception?" None could answer.

      "But this one has a camera".

      No, I JUST WANT A FUCKING PHONE THAT WILL NOT DROP CALLS WHEN I CROSS UNDER A TREE AND WILL WORK INSIDE A BUILDING WITH WALLS THICKER THAN A PAPER BOX.

      "Sure, all our phones are good. But this one can download games!"

      Arrgh.

      Oh, and one that you can drop more than once would be nice too...

      We can get signals that are weaker than the interferance caused by a digital watch from Voyager who is a gazillion miles away - but we can't make a cell phone that will work in an elevator...

    2. Re:The phones by Karkan · · Score: 1

      North America has sucky operators. It doesn't matter how good your phone is if your operator doesn't know how to build a proper network. I've been living in Vancouver for a year now and nowhere in Europe you get this lousy operators (e.g. Fido, lot of dropped calls, crackling sound etc.) I've been using the same phone in Europe without any problems!

  141. Just Because Everyone Doesnt Use The Internet... by SPYDER+Web · · Score: 1

    I have always believed that convience is the mother of invention. Combining gadgets is part of it. The more you can do with the one object you bring with you everywhere the more likely it will help you. You may not use all the functions when you first get it but like any good swiss army knife it can save you at important times in the unforseeable future. To be totally fair maybe most people won't ever use the features but that doesnt mean they shouldnt be there. Most people just use the Internet to send emails and a few webpages, does that means Newsgroups, IRC, and other assorted things that the "average joe" wouldnt use or know how to, not existed at all? I say be thankful that its there cause even if you dont use it today, you might use it tommorow

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  142. I agree on the phone features but... by StressGuy · · Score: 1

    Like you, I'll take a tri-mode phone the folds up so I can stuff it in my underseat bag on my bicycle and not worry about it getting scratched up. No BREW enabled downloadable useless bullcrap or polyphonic MP3 ringtones (unless it was a realistic wet farting sound so people would get away from me when I'm trying to talk on the phone ;) ). However, if somebody would attach a webcam, I would be interested in that. I've got gnomeeting at home so I could use that to videocon with the family while I'm stuck in some hotel on the road somewhere.
    .
    . .....problem is, now I'm communicating by internet instead of wireless network...so I guess I shouldn't hold my breath.
    .

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  143. HP calculators are user friendly by servognome · · Score: 1

    Its always fun to lend out an HP calculator and watch the person get frustrated because they can't add 2+2.

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    1. Re:HP calculators are user friendly by Bohemoth2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah, I agree hehe. The stack mode took me a little while to getused to, but now i think it makes much more sense especially when working with large data sets.

  144. Re:What can be done. by Feynman · · Score: 1
  145. Re:What can be done. by Junks+Jerzey · · Score: 1

    Buying coffee in a coffee shop. All I want is plain coffee with milk and sugar. No latte , no expresso, No mocca , no nothing . just plain coffee with milk and sugar damn it. Unfortunately the 5+@rbuck5 salesgirl never understands this.

    Then, quite frankly, you're doing something wrong. All you do is say "I would like a coffee." Then she'll say "What size?" Pick one. Done. You put the milk and sugar in yourself. Starbucks has always sold regular coffee.

  146. HDTV by Amorpheus_MMS · · Score: 3, Funny

    I have an HDTV. It's a nice 63cm Philips, says "HDTV" at the front. About ten years old by now.

    Nothing to do with the new standard, but I can see why more people than expected say they have one.

  147. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by gr8_phk · · Score: 1
    Agreed, the HDTV confusion appears deliberate to me. HDTV is the latest buzzword, and they'll attach it to the product any way they can. HDTV ready? WTF? My old 13 inch BW set from 1970 is HDTV ready if I buy the right reciever and converter box...

    Remember the old "digital ready" speakers? I see a trend here.

  148. Where is the iPhone?!? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Apple should bring that touch wheel to mobile phones also.

    Here's my quick scetch about how those phones would look like:
    http://koti.welho.com/tkoivul3/iPhone.jpg

    Ofcource Steve and Jonathan could do much better.

  149. -1 moron by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The Mac interface originally distinguished between "ejecting a disk" and dragging a disk image to the trash, due to low memory. You could have seamlessly several disk images on your desktop and the machine would prompt you to switch as needed. This was a very good solution to the problem of "no hard drive." Now on OS X the trash can (which is always visible in the dock) changes to a big eject button when you click down on a disk image.

    So what's your problem, buddy?

  150. On the flip side show me a full featured phone by muckdog · · Score: 1
    I settled for a motorolla T720 because it was discounted, small, and could be sync with my computer. No one has ever made a phone I was happy with. Even if it was bulky how about a phone that...
    1. handles CDMA, TDMA and GSM on 800Mhz and 1900 Mhz, digital and analog
    2. A java OS that has basic calendar, adressbook, todo list, alarm clock, internet, email, text and plays games
    3. Can sync with a computer via exchange and an open format like csv or ldif
    4. Usb and bluetooth connections
    5. real phone buttons
    6. speaker phone
    7. can take voice memos
    8. 2.5mm mic jack for headset or to listen to mp3
    9. external storage (CF or sd card)
    10. camera w/flash
    11. GPS... real GPS
    12. Durable and not design to fail after two years, how about a metal case like my Minolta Dimage camera tiny camera?
    13. Non over inflated price for spare batteries
    14. led flash light


    Even if the price of this was $1000, I'd buy it. Of course it will never get made because fucking cell phone companies then could lock you into their contracts.
  151. -1 tard by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You don't know what HDTV-ready means.

  152. Please, just give me a cellular phone that works! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    which end up doing nothing more than increasing costs and frustrating users. As an example in the article, most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls.


    I've used cellular phones since before any sort of digital network was introduced in the US. I find it very interesting that when I used to go and buy a cellular phone, the phone's reception was the main selling point. Now how many gadgets are included is much more important. None of the newer phones I've had work as well as the old OKI and Motorola (the ones made from helmet plastic) phones I used to use when it comes to making and receiving calls.

    When looking at recent cellular, you must also note that it isn't even possible to choose which phone you'd like to use many times. A phone may be available and compatible with the cellular network you want to sign up for, but if that carrier doesn't offer it you are pretty much SOL. Even if you manage to find one which is not locked to another carrier, most carriers will refuse to activate that phone even though it will work on their network just fine.

    That brings me to a big rip-off that the current companies implement in the US. Originally, you bought a phone for less than cost, but the cellular company made a profit through their 1 year contract. Later GSM finally made it to the US and introduced phones with no contract, but which were locked to the carrier that sold them. Most companies now sell phone which are both locked and require a contract (a double whamie) plus many carriers refuse to unlock the phone after they have recouped their costs on it. Furthermore, many companies will force you to enter a contract with new service regardless of whether you buy a discounted handset or supply your own.

    This buisness of requiring new handset purchases all the time is not only unfair to consumers, it also helps to destroy the environment by introducing perfectly good handsets into our landfills because they have been made useless by the lack of available service. ...and don't even get me started about how it used to be abhorrently rude to use your cell phone in the restaraunt, movie theater, etc...
  153. Bjarne Stroustroup quote by evilad · · Score: 1

    Bjarne Stroustroup, the inventor of C++, is credited with having said:

    I have always wished that my computer would be as easy to use as my telephone. My wish has come true. I no longer know how to use my telephone.

    Be careful what you wish for.

    1. Re:Bjarne Stroustroup quote by anubi · · Score: 3, Funny
      I understand exactly what Bjarne meant.

      Here I am at College, and I find a cellphone, all by itself, left in the bushes behind a little concrete edge often used as a bench. Looks like an expensive little bugger. I retrieve it. Maybe I could call its owner or maybe some of their friends and let their caller ID tell them whose calling, then maybe one of them can help me return it to its rightful owner. Guess what, I get the darned thing turned on, lots of buttons, each does something, but I will be darned if I can get the phone to make a call. I accessed some sort of clock, some scheduler, probably reset a helluva lot of stuff just trying to get back, I could not get the thing back off, and all I could think of is how fast I am draining the tiny thing's batteries with all those display lights flashing all over the keyboard.

      I know once I drain its little battery, I have lost all chance of using it to help me find its owner, as it has nonstandard cells, and I have no way of routing the proper power to the phone's charging connector. Yes, I have top-flight power supplies in the lab which will power damn near anything, but lacking knowledge of what voltage and polarity the phone needs, any attempt to power the phone through the lab supply is apt to be fatal.

      I did not wanna take it to lost and found, as once the phone passes through too many hands, it might stay lost forever. That was my attempt of last resort.

      Never got a call out. But in a few minutes, the thing started buzzing. Ok, someone's calling me, can I even get on the line. They called me three times before I successfully got voice link. It was the owner, calling from a friend's phone. She was still at the college, frantically searching for her phone.

      Man, I felt dumb.

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  154. Surely some of it is an interface problem by GMFTatsujin · · Score: 3, Insightful
    "It's a computer, that's what it is. It's got menus and menus. I have to consult a manual anytime I try other features and then I forget how to do it," Sherby said. "If it takes that much effort to learn what to do, forget it."


    Of course, people have said this kind of things about lots of products, including amateur 35mm cameras. Strangely enough, some folks went to trouble of learning how to use them anyway. Those folks know how the complicated controls work.

    That's when the industry changes the controls in the name of "ease of use", thus alienating not only the beginner, but also the person who knew what they were doing before.

    One of the things that pisses me off about my digital camera is that I have to dig through menus to change settings like exposure, f-stop, flash on/off, etc. The camera supports them all in theory, but it is hard to use in practice. Let's see, click here, left, down down down, menu... whoops! Lost the shot.

    There are cameras that have these controls now, but in my experience they are unjustifiably more expensive just for that design.

    Stick to the metaphor, manufacturing guys. If it's a camera, it should be controlled like a camera, even if there's a computer on the inside. That means knobs and dials and stuff that is quick to get at, makes sense if you know what it does, and can be ignored if you don't. Just like the old days.

    It is a question of letting the old dog use the new technology without having to learn the "new trick paradign" too. The functions are the same, why change the controls? What's next, point-and-click blenders?

    On the other hand, the next generation of car drivers might need a gamepad instead of a steering wheel...
    1. Re:Surely some of it is an interface problem by reydar · · Score: 1

      One of the problems I think is that you have techies building things for non-techie people.

      Take the digital camera for instance. I have a fairly solid background in amateur photography with 35mm SLR cameras. When my girlfriend brought a digital camera back from Taipei I was eager to try it out. Much to my dismay I discovered many many layers of menus to control simple functions that any other camera has a simple external knob to control. As a result it takes too much time to photograph anything except a perfectly still landscape or a very very patient person.

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  155. Worse than that...key features are neglected by pocopoco · · Score: 3, Interesting

    I have a professor who mentioned his cell is years old because all the new, small phones can't punch a signal through his house. He likes the big numbers and easy to hit buttons as well. I bet all the people I see at work during lunch time desperately trying to get a call out by standing near the window and finally going outside would appreciate it more than size as well.

    1. Re:Worse than that...key features are neglected by sholden · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Of course many people would prefer not having a transmitter that can "punch" through a house millimeters from their brain...

    2. Re:Worse than that...key features are neglected by lacheur · · Score: 1

      Radiation that "punches" through stuff is not interacting with it. The stuff that gets absorbed is the stuff you have to worry about.

    3. Re:Worse than that...key features are neglected by Doctor+Faustus · · Score: 1

      I mostly want a phone that, when unfolded, reaches both my ear and my mouth. My Treo 180 was good for that, but it died in a year. I haven't replaced it yet because I haven't found another phone that I like.

  156. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by adrianbaugh · · Score: 1

    Also, these stupid people drive prices down for the rest of us. I don't need a HDTV system but if the hordes of sheep all go out and buy them the price of HDTV systems will fall. Almost certainly the price of non-HDTV systems will fall even more, which is good news for me.

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  157. Waste of paper and adds cost by bstadil · · Score: 1
    This is plainly silly.

    I am sure you want your manuals but why should I and the other 95% pay for that. Sell a detailed manual as extra and whomever want it can buy it for the full cost.

    A vibrant after market is not a bad business strategy.

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  158. People Want... by sfgoth · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I see dozens of posts saying "people want simplicity." The article is ostensibly making that very point.

    But you know what?

    People BUY complexity. They could buy a Mac, but they buy the PC because it has 'more software'. They could buy a simple phone, but they buy the one with all the gee-wizz features. They could pay $10 for shareware, but they want Photoshop and Word.

    On top of that, it's hard to make things simple. It costs more to make a product easy to use. (Especially with software, where cramming maximal items into the preferences panel seems to be an industry sport.)

    People get what they pay for.

    1. Re:People Want... by harborpirate · · Score: 1

      (Especially with software, where cramming maximal items into the preferences panel seems to be an industry sport.)

      Then I declare Winamp the winner.

      That is all.

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    2. Re:People Want... by crashoverride025 · · Score: 1

      Or even better ... get a pc .. somehow get a refund on windows, by a CD-R filled with Mandrake, Open Office, and Gimp and OH MY YOU SPENT $7 on software.... The ignorant tax is what some people pay: Windows (200)+ Office (400) + Photoshop (600) == 1200 now thats a big tax: 17100% tax

  159. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by hendridm · · Score: 2, Interesting

    > You want these manufacturers to _not_ take advantage of the people dumb enough to believe they are buying something else.

    Heh, reminds me of when I used to work at Best Buy and they would make us try to push Monster Cables on every customer because of their "superior sound quality". Make them pay an extra $40 for cables of which the average person couldn't hear any improvement. I always thought those Monster cables were such a scam.

  160. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    No it isn't HDTV ready. Look close at the screen an you see REALLY BIG DOTS. No converter is goin gto make them really small dots.

  161. DisAssocites by quintessencesluglord · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The problem isn't really simplicity vs. complexity (as far as the consumer goes). It is an inability to customize at a reasonable cost.

    It is infinitely easier to make one product with every bell and whistle known to mankind, than build several products to fill a nitch markets (economies of scale and so forth). Manufacturers are keeping it simple as far as production goes: build One with Everything. Every feature a consumer (god I hate that word) wants is included, and that same model fills the demands of another consumer even though their needs are different.

    Well, except for simplicity, but that is a really small segment of the market.

    Also, price of admission. Value is sometimes denoted by how many features I could buy with x amount of dollars. As the list of features goes up, the perceived value also increases. It doesn't matter if I use those features or not; I am getting more for the same amount of money; an increase in value.

    Scaling that backwards, a simple product becomes nearly worthless to sell. If x product has all these features, a person (much better word) nearly expects a significant reduction in price if product y doesn't have all those features. Except product x was sold with a specific price point in mind. To sell below that is unprofitable.

    Example: when I was shopping around for a HD, the best price I could find for a 20GB (what I needed) and a 120GB were nearly the same. To sell the 20 GB at a comparative price would be around $24. Not even worth the cost of shipping at that point. Regardless of the number of features, the entry price of any product stays relatively static. A good CPU would cost the same today as five years ago (around $400). Except I can't even give my old one away. Scaling backwards makes it completely worthless.

  162. Re:What can be done. by Daytona955i · · Score: 1

    The real problem is that people don't want to pay a lot of money. Therefore, someone makes a crap phone but it's cheaper than that more expensive phone over there. The company making the (crap) phone really doesn't care about it's customers being happy, all they care is that they sold a (crap) phone.

    Pretty soon, the makers of the good phones see that the crap phones are flying off the shelves (because so many people have to buy replacement phones) so they decide to market a cheaper (crappy) phone. Since they are cheaper, they sell better and as a result they decide to stop making the good phones. (Or they make one or two that are almost impossible to find and are really expensive because they are making less of them)

    Now let's say bluetooth get's big and I really want it in my phone. I have a good phone, got it back when they still made good phones. So I go back to the company that made my original phone (because I had a good experience) and get a new phone with bluetooth. The only problem is now it also has an mp3 player, camera, games, color screen... all the things I don't really want but I really want the bluetooth so I buy it. However, it lasts just as long as the waranty because now it's a crap phone. So I buy another one convincing myself that it was a defect or something and the next one will be better. This goes on until I get upset about it and spend the rest of my life trying to find a better phone. I then find a good phone but the service I have is a 5 year contract and they are raping me in "service" fees. However everyone is doing it so I don't really have a choice in the matter.

    This is happening everywhere. Companies are realizing that they will sell more stuff if it breaks easier because few companies are making quality stuff. But I digress...

    Consumers neet to stop impulse buying! And they need to stop shopping at walmart! Walmart is the biggest hinderence in this area because they say "We won't sell your X unless you sell it to us for Y" Therefore the company has to find some way of selling it for Y which usually involves making it with cheaper (and less durable) components and usually in a foreign country. So remember, next time you are shopping at Walmart "because it's cheaper" you are helping to make crappy things.

  163. Re:A couple more words... by netsharc · · Score: 1

    What's sampsonite? Maybe you meant Samsonite.

    (I'm not trying to say you're dumb as well), I agree, there is a lot of idiots out there.

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  164. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by CommieLib · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I bought an HDTV-enabled TV (that is, one with a monitor capable of displaying HDTV resolution but without an HDTV receiver) a few months back. In looking around, I found it easy to determine whether the receiver was integrated or not just by looking at the feature card.

    So you think that that's not enough? Well, I'm sorry, but I can't see any simpler way that the TV's could be advertised. Maybe you could draw a line in the sand between "HDTV Television Set" and "HDTV-ready Television Set", but you know what? At least among my A/V enthusiast buddies, an HDTV monitor (see above defintition) is an HDTV. If you couldn't be bothered to have a salesman explain it to you in 15 seconds at Best Buy, there you are.

    BTW, I'm sure in a Communist society, the companies would be sure to fully inform the customer about HDT- oh, that's right; in a Communist society you wouldn't have HDTV. I forgot. Maybe you're ascribing the evils of humanity to capitalism.

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  165. The situation in USA is so obvious.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When it comes to cell phones, USA is still in the eighties. The way I see it, the broken cost model (receiver pays) combined with shitty plans (that are hard to keep track of) and locked-in phones is the #1 reason for the results of this survey. No wonder people want phones they can just talk with - they haven't been able to do it well enough so far.

    Over here in Europe (and I guess Japan as well), talking on the phone - anywhere anytime - has been a non-issue for over 5 years. We really do want new features. Camera phones make sense. I'm not bringing my $1k Powershot G5 with me to everywhere. A camera that is always with me has value, even if it's a shitty camera. Definitely moreso because it's integrated with the phone, quick to take pictures with and I can send the pictures to my computer from wherever I'm at.

    My father has an SLR for serious shooting and a pocket camera for random photographs. Similarly, I have the G5 and a camera phone.

    I'm not denying that phones might have usability problems. I've personally had quite a few problems operating Samsung and Ericsson phones. Nokia seems to be much better in this regard. They have a consistent and logical UI. But do not be turned off of new features just because you've only seen them coupled with a crappy UI. And definitely do not blame the technology for stupid business decisions made by the phone companies ("receiver pays" and shitty interoperatibility).

    Oh, and boo @ slashdot. I tried to use the Euro sign, but it was rudely ripped out. This is ridiculous. $ is not the only currency in the world, you insensitive clods.

  166. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    Got to agree with you here. Officially at work we aren't allowed to have cameras or recording devices. Unfortunately my palm (tungsten t) and phone (nokia 3650) both break these rules. I looked around for a good phone with just bluetooth and to be honest I'm having a tough time looking for anything without a camera anymore. I'm having to buy a discontinued model (t39 from Ericsson). I'm at a government site but I can't imagine that they are the only ones banning these technologies.

  167. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ever been to Intel?

  168. Microwave Cooking by meehawl · · Score: 1

    Microwaving turns out to be pretty non-exact science.

    Some people would beg to differ. You can even do dal.

    Or you could try microwave cooking for one, surely a popular choice on Slashdot.

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  169. dragging disk to trash by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Actually, if you use OS X you will see that when you drag a disk, the Trash icon changes to an eject icon, seems pretty logical to me.

  170. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by Strange+Ranger · · Score: 1


    I think that's misleading. My TV is "HDTV-Ready". Who spends all that money on a TV and then doesn't get cable or satellite? And since the latest converter boxes you get from those services are HDTV converters, whoala, I have an HDTV, and I didn't have to buy a set-top box. It would have been a waste of money to do so. Now I have up to 1080i, On Demand (not HD), and all the HD stations are stunning in native 1080i or up-res'd 720p.

    So "I have an HDTV", but I bet by their measurement I'm one of those duped consumers because my TV is only "HDTV Ready". Yet buying a full-blown HDTV would've been a waste of money after Comcast bypasses it for their own converter. I think the real dupe is getting people to pay for a converter when it comes automatically with most digital cable or satellite services now. The charged more for it a few years ago, but now it's only a few dollars more than renting the analog box, throw in On Demand, and buying your own HDTV tuner or full blown HDTV with internal tuner is, again, a waste of money.

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  171. Simple Fix... by evilviper · · Score: 1
    I've thought about this before, and the answer is incredibly simple...

    EVILVIPER's
    RULE OF SIMPLICITY:

    Each button must have no more than two functions.

    Buttons must be labeled, in high-contrast colors, and the label must not wear-off, ever.

    The more commonly-used the button, the larger it should be, and the closer to top-center it should be.

    I may be leaving some minor points off, since this is just from memory, but if manufacturers would just follow the simple steps above, the world would be a better place.

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  172. They act as if the engineers are dumb by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's be honest here. Most remotes are fairly complicated, and often require some thinking to figure out how they work. Any five year old will usually get it working within a mere hour, at most. Now, if a 5 year old can do it and a 50 year old can't what does this mean?
    As someone who is not a psychology student, but does know a bit about mental development (and I do mean a bit) let me take a guess:
    The five year old has no predisposition to a certain method of interface. His mind works quicker and more efficiently than the 50 year olds, so he is able to overcome his tastes quickly and figure out the intended method of use.
    He's not smarter, he's just not as damned stubborn.
    Sometimes I find remotes difficult to master, often I will spend as much as 5 minutes at a friends house trying to find the play symbol (I think I am visually inept). But I never consult a manual!
    Some people have made themselves so afraid of technology that they refuse to learn it. But the facts of life are this, new stuff means new knowledge to use it.
    Sometimes interfaces have to be changed for improvements sake, it's not the end of the world.

    Now I will be off to go pick up a new cell phone. I'm getting the LG VX4400, because it offers something I have wanted for along time: PC connectivity. I can get a USB cable and transfer files to it (such as adress book, and pictures, and polyphonic ringtones). It also is tri-mode, not dual-mode (shit and analogue happen). It features a 16bit screen, NICE!

    I think documentation is behind in the tech world though. Companies need to support their products better. Release fewer products and provie full support. This means it works on every architecture it's physical interface will allow for, and it works in every OS you can run on those (except the obviously deprecated (MS-DOS 5 and earlier, they should still support 6.22 for some things).

  173. Rule of toe... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    if it doesn't have a manual, it's too complicate for the designer...

  174. Wearable computers by mst76 · · Score: 1

    What I find surprising is that almost nobody sees that the cell phone is going to become a general purpose personal computer in the next few years. The interface obviously still needs a lot of work. But many people always carry a cell phone everywhere, wheras laptops are still only brought along when necessary. Within a few years cell phones are our wearable computers.

  175. and by themusicgod1 · · Score: 1

    macdonalds hamburgers are really that big, or healthy.

    macdonalds is *everywhere*
    it's all a matter of perception.

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  176. Re:A couple more words... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    I read somewhere today that the lowest common denominators of our society begin breeding at an average age of 15 and have twice the number of offspring that a typical college graduate, who on average, begins reproducing at the average age of 30.

    Just think about all the people on wellfare and living on our handouts. The numbers have been growing at an alarming rate, and will continue to do so until our current system is crippled.

    I just hope they don't eat us for our braainz.

  177. As if the manual was useful... by bluGill · · Score: 1

    My grandpa finially called the manufacture of his cell phone and had the lady open the manual to page 68, and then asked her to explain how to delete something from the directory. She finially admited the book didn't show how. (but not until he forced her to the end of her script that the instructions are on page 68). 2 pages (including cartoons) and all they did was tell you that you could delete an entry, and define delete.

    At least they took the time to write a 100 page book, but it would be nice if they had taken the time to make sure the book told you how to do something.

  178. Re:What can be done. by cens0r · · Score: 1

    When I worked at mcdonalds (albeit this was almost 10 years ago) we had a button for the quarter pounder and one for the quarter pounder with cheeses.

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  179. at many lab classes... by bicho · · Score: 1

    ... I remember that each courses first couple of classes were always devoted to see how to use the instruments.
    It turned out that one teacher exasperated of this told us on one class why that was... Every class may have different devices (osciloscope, i.e.) and because its usuall that different brands can not use same ordering of plugs and stuff because they would be infringing in some kind of patent...
    That thing about the "end" button just shows me how far things can get...
    I expect that in fear of infringing a patent, they didnt label a red button "off"...

    it might have been another reason, but still...

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  180. People want new/better, but not more features by peter303 · · Score: 1

    Everytime your add new feature, remove/hide an old one.

  181. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by gaderson · · Score: 1
    Except this means that people are buying a regual TV and thinking they have an HDTV, thus, the stats to the manufacturers show that not many HDTVs are being sold, thus they can continue to charge high prices to make up for fewer units sold.

    Now, the article only hinted at 10% who actually had an HDTV. But, another probelm are those people who have an HD-capable monitor/TV and are only watching DVDs, and/or SD digital cable/DirecTV on them and they think they're watching HDTV--NO YOU'RE NOT! Unless the signal broadcast is at an HD resolution (**cough** Fox widescreen), into a monitor/TV capable of displaying a full HD resolution (a 42" plasma most of which are only 850x480 resolution (aka EDTV) doesn't count), then, you are watching HDTV.

    But, since the broadcasters/content providers seem to abhore new technology, don't look for anything to change (see. Broadcast Flag, PVRs w/o Firewire, etc.)

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  182. Consumers Demand to be Misled by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I agree with everything in the article, but they didn't explore the difference between what people *said* they wanted, and what they actually went out and paid for.

    People say they want fewer features. But not many (except on /.) will but their money where their mouth is.

    I have unfortunate priviledge to know a number of people who will never be able to learn anything on their phone past dialing, but who must have the most recent and feature packed phone, soley for status/fashion purposes.

    If you're a manufacturer - what's there to do?

    Listen to what people "say" and make simple elegant phones that only sell to design nerds?

    Or listen to what people "do" and make feature packed albatrosses that sell to a mass market obsessed w/"what can it do?"

    The choice is clear. We have met the enemy and it is us.

  183. I don't know the solution, but I do know the blame by mlylecarlin · · Score: 1
    You guys are the ones that made it this way. Yes, we all want a multifunctional computer more than a simple surfing/office device with a cute GUI, but do we have to misplace our demand for complexity on the smaller or more specific-use gadgets as well? It's the tech-obsessed who are responsible for the invention of such ridiculous things as cell phones with cameras. The public never demanded that until some fool made one and told them they could have it.


    mlylecarlin

  184. Stop buing stupid products by dbc001 · · Score: 1

    stop buying things. seriously. dont buy a cell phone unless your old one is dead. check product reviews online before buying *anything*. return anything that doesnt work exactly as you expected it to. this might sound a bit extreme, but americans are totally hooked on the whole consumer culture thing. hopefully the rest of the world will be able to avoid getting sucked into it like us.

  185. Re:RTFM? - pre-emptive strike by kelzer · · Score: 1

    even though they're cost is next to nothing

    And before anyone points it out, yeah, I know, it's their, not they're.

    Figures - the one time I skip previewing and just submit.

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  186. Simple mobile phone by Delighter · · Score: 1

    There is a lot of simple tech's. Just take a look at this mobile phone. Price will be in range $30-40 http://www.unian.net/ukr/news/news-50077.html

  187. How about: by mbstone · · Score: 1

    Cellphones/gizmos with larger buttons so that people with big fingers and/or bad eyesight can actuate them.

  188. obligatory by Schnapple · · Score: 1
    You wanted the easiest!!!
    You got the easiest!!!

    THE SIMPLEST COMPONENTS IN THE WORLD!!!

    KISS!!!

    What the hey, I've got Karma to burn...

  189. Quoting the article... by Awptimus+Prime · · Score: 1

    "It's a computer, that's what it is. It's got menus and menus. I have to consult a manual anytime I try other features and then I forget how to do it," Sherby said. "If it takes that much effort to learn what to do, forget it."

    That's why you take the low-tech approach and write the steps down on a little memo pad. Keep this pad in your pocket until you are ready to go it alone. See how easy that was? You don't have to crack open that manual to do the specific tasks you wanted or needed from your device.

    This all reminds me of the morons who would call technical support, over a self-created problem, every week, wanting to be walked through the same exact steps as every other call they made. They would go so far as to pretend to write the steps down when suggested. Other people would actually take this advice and you would never hear from them again.

    The people who can't handle hi-tech gadgets are simply those who refuse to demonstrate any logical thinking outside of what they are forced to deal with. I don't care if you have a PHD and can re-attach nerve endings under a microscope, if you can't do the most simple, self-saving steps to prevent confusion in your personal life, you sir, are an idiot.

    Concerning doctors, I picked a real geek doctor who plays FPS games online and loves technology. I know, with this guy, I will never have to worry about him using some antique procedure because he's quick to embrace new things. Something to think about when selecting services so critical to your health.

  190. Re:What can be done. by iminplaya · · Score: 1

    I think now the problem is that they removed the "quarter pounder" without cheese button. That's ok. I eat at Wendys now.

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  191. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by bagsc · · Score: 1

    Those 15% of the people that think that they have an HDTV, probably bought something that was overpriced, and might end up buying equipment that would only work to it's fullest with a HDTV system. They're making money off of the stupid.

    Fraud occurs to smart people too. Some companies put "Receives HDTV signals" or some such statement, when they mean "Normal TV that can take HDTV input". Deception is fraud, and the govt should be intervening.

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  192. Re:What can be done. by fingerfucker · · Score: 1

    I have advice for you, go out there and buy it used from some moron who wants the i470 because Cannon says so. So you buy the i450 from him and you'll even do him a favor.

  193. Re:What can be done. by gl4ss · · Score: 1

    a lot of the people also want those features, or would be willing to buy the product at the price where those features can be added(so the alternative is to pay for nothing or pay for those features anyways.). If people really were sheep you'd still be paying 1000+$ for a mobile phone that barely did anything.

    there are models like nokia 1100 that practically don't do anything else than make phone calls, however practically nobody wants to replace his/her existing phone with it(unless there's something seriously wrong with the old one and the individual wants a stripped down phone 'just because', hell, you can usually pick up a better phone for about the same money anyways).

    also the added in capabilities don't really transfer straight to prices(the prices which you pay for the things when there's a law mandating that the phones can't be locked to certain operator) as electronics come cheaper and cheaper. and people ARE willing to pay ~200-300euros for a phone(there's several phones that have nearly identical feature-set apart from how they look, yet have almost 100e price difference). there's not much market for el cheapo phones around here anymore either as everyone has a gsm phone already(there's market for cheapish phones though that's just cheapish phones with _new_ bling bling features but not for outright cheap as in stripped).

    me? I practically had a 3110(that pretty much only makes phone calls and has crappy sms) in use till last summer(the 3110 was introduced when? 1998? 1997?) when I upgraded to a 3650, fell in love with it's features(irc, reading and posting to slashdot and ebooks while spending some time at grandparents doing some forestwork last summer). later I upgraded to n-gage(yes, upgraded. it is an upgrade if you look it like a geek because n-gage has more memory so using opera is possible when doing other things at the same time with it, also I like the pad more). What I'm waiting for is when the teen age group moves massively into using IM(irc, icq & etc) from their phones instead of using sms(which still is usually priced ridiculously high when you compare to the cost of just transferring data), people are already starting to see that the sms 'services' are ridiculously priced and everything they offer is pretty much offered on the internet just for the cost of data transfer.

    what do normal young people aged like me(22) usually want with their phone nowadays around here? usability and bling bling(yes they do want that, sorry.). the camera carried in phone is for entirely different occasions than the ones you have the digicam for, though apart from 7650/3650/6600 they're pretty useless for even those occasions(and on 7650 the memory is too small too as it doesn't have mmc card support).

    p800/900 might be intresting too but has just those few things that suck about it and it's expensive.

    would you be willing to buy a computer that only ran microsoft office and nothing else? when the computer that ran all the normal stuff and had a free sdk(and lots of 3rd party apps) would only cost just few bucks more? I think we've been down that road(and no, computers aren't that much different in that aspect from mobile phones).

    I remember a line from slashdot from few weeks back, said by someone in the 70's: "I don't know what the computer of the future looks like but I know what it will be called: a phone".

    well, at least I like having 256mb of storage in my 'phone' and the sdk as well.. fuck if I really wanted to carry something around just for phoning I'd still use the 3110 as the primary phone, now I have something I can run a port of putty in if I need to(+I got enough mp3's for my listening purposes without needing to carry another device around to everywhere).

    and if you just complain about lack of choice: tell your legislators that provider-lock in phones sucks. You're paying premium for that phone anyways when buying in a tie in deal(and really slows down the adaption anyways, lock in is illeagal here because it distorts costumers ability to evaluate the real prices you end up paying for the phone and service).

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  194. Mechanical Devices by Detritus · · Score: 1

    Sometimes it is useful to look at the mechanical predecessors of modern devices, before the microcontroller became common. My old mechanical 35mm SLR cameras were relatively easy to use. There might have been a few "mystery buttons", but most of the controls were straightforward. The camera was too stupid to have 12 modes. Each control was mechanically linked to the appropriate mechanism inside the camera. This prevented the engineers from making one button do 5 different things, dependent on the phase of the Moon.

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  195. Manufacturers get their heads into the real world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?"

    How about Economic down turn, depression, people walking around in potato sacks.

    Yip, that would do it.

  196. You can't buy a simple cell phone by butane_bob2003 · · Score: 1

    because it costs them nothing to include software that was already developed for previous products. They don't re-write all of the system and application level code for every new phone developed. They are building on a base of previously developed code, which includes all the stuff from the last version, plus newly developed apps for the new version. My cell phone cost $9, it has no camera or built in mp3 player, but it does have a color screen and text messaging, games, etc. That's apparently as simple as it gets these days.

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  197. Manufacturers don't know the average Joe by DF5JT · · Score: 2, Interesting

    The average IQ is 100 and this average represents a huge portion of the desired customers and anything more than ten percent off that mark (either way) will miss the intended target audience.

    Modern high tech devices are getting more and more complex and difficult to understand from a conceptional point of view. The average consumer is hopelessly lost when it comes to understanding any of today's high end tech stuff.

    The stuff is designed by incredibly smart people, but usually they don't know the average consumer's way of thinking, which is why dumb devices like iPods are so successful: They can be handled by the average joe.

    1. Re:Manufacturers don't know the average Joe by shawnce · · Score: 1

      You want to what is really scary? ... half of all folks in the world have below average intelligence!

  198. Anti-design. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "User interfaces should be well-designed and as simple to use as possible."

    Jeff Raskin and Donald A. Norman already covered this. Something as simple as a door can be (and is regularly) goofed up. There also is apparently an anti-usability movement (much like anti-intillectual) afoot, were usability experts are treated with the same disdain that voodoo priest and witches are (read a KDE vs GNOME thread for some examples).

  199. A phone that doesn't make calls? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As an example in the article, most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls. Yet phones come with games, instant messaging, cameras, etc.

    I on the other hand want a phone that does instant messaging, e-mail, and irc. What I don't want is a phone that makes calls. I just don't use phones. I do use the internet.

  200. one word: design by rev063 · · Score: 4, Insightful
    Umm, what's quality control got to do with this article? All the testing in the world isn't going to make a poorly designed, feature-packed and misoriented product any easier to use.

    I'll give you one word: design.

    The quote at the end of the article gets it right: "The simpler it looks," Nielsen said, "the harder it is to build." Great design exudes simplicity, but it's surprising hard to get right. The iPod did a good job, by focusing on making music, and music alone, available through a simple interface. (I despaired to find you could maintain a calendar and play games on an iPod, but who does that? Fortunately these unnecessary features didn't interfere with the design too much.) My DirecTV DVR gets it mostly right too -- I shudder to think of all the things they could have added (partial show recording? a trashcan? games?) and I'm glad they didn't.

    On the other hand (and as the article points out) every cellphone I've seen in the last two years has been a failure. The failure is not in QA, and it's not in documentation. It's certainly not in the user. The failure is in design.

  201. Mod Parent up! by mekkab · · Score: 1

    Not only did I download the BIG QY10 manual from the Yamaha page (which I bought off eBay), AND the Tascam MR-8 fromn their page (Even though I sitll have the manual) and the Sony cordless phone, but I download every manual I can (the whole SDK for palm os, etc. etc. etc.).

    This makes ME happy. And when you make me happy, I spend my money on you. It was so GRAND to leaf through the MR-8 manual pages to find out exactly what it can and can't do without sinking my money down and finding out I can't use it for the purpose I intended.

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  202. MORE features please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I want a single device that is essentially a hand held computer. Screen should be one of those new flexi ones so it be a decent size but still roll in/out of a compact device. The phone would just be one of the features. And, of course, it would run linux.

    Don't add features to phones, make phone a feature.

  203. Cell Phone Common Sense... by Crolis · · Score: 1

    I've actually had a similar discussion with a friend regarding the junk that gets packed into cell phones these days.

    My take is that the phones are being marketed toward the wrong audience, generally speaking.

    In Europe and Asian countries, the per capita use of public transportation is much higher than the usage in the United States. So it makes more sense to pack features into phones that will help the average person in those countries stay in touch or be entertained -- while making money for the service provider.

    Since the United States has a much higher per capita use of private transportation (cars) it makes more sense for a company to offer more talk time, as playing games and sending IMs to friends is problematic while driving.

    If a wireless company in the USA offered a $30 service plan that included 500 anytime minutes, nights and weekends free starting at 7pm and long distance included, with a basic phone that performed those functions, I think they would make a killing. Add the industry standard voicemail and caller ID and you'll be set.

    Right now, I'm on SprintPCS and have a $29.99 plan with 300 minutes anytime, long distance, and nights and weekends free starting at 9pm along with the usual voicemail and caller ID. Not bad, but I'd upgrade in a minute (no pun intended) if a company offered a basic package similar to the one I described.

    -Crolis

  204. A phone only cell phone by X-Nc · · Score: 1

    I have just gone through this dance myself. I wanted to get a cell phone that would allow me to make calls and receive calls. It took a lot of work and digging to get the one I ended up with. It's got everyhting and its brother (games, PDA, camera, web/email, text messaging, color screen, polyphonic ring tones (god help us!), blah, blah) but since the phone was free I don't really care. The only thing I do with it is make calls and receive calls. I did setup voicemail and you can text message me, if you reeally want to, but the idea of having the phone is to call me.

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  205. Re:What can be done. by mechugena · · Score: 1

    How about a milkshake without the cup? (Thanks, Berkley!))

  206. never been a better time to ask: by thesilverbail · · Score: 1

    yes, but does it run linux?

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  207. Re:Manufacturers are doing what they're supposed t by Dirttorpedo · · Score: 1

    The primary culprit here is probably the cheap EDTV (480p resolution) plasmas that Gateway and others sell. People think the have an HDTV because they shelled out $3000, but they do not. HDTV (720p or 1080i resolution) plasmas in general are >$5000. So in general buyer beware.

  208. I don't need more LEDS in my life by asdren · · Score: 1

    http://www.actsofvolition.com/archives/2004/januar y/idontneedmore
    that post sums it up pretty nicely.

    1. Re:I don't need more LEDS in my life by asdren · · Score: 1
  209. BMW iDrive by Matski · · Score: 1

    A classic example that springs to mind is the BMW iDrive, which has caused new Bimmer owners no end of frustration
    http://www.smh.com.au/articles/2003/11/20/10690272 58226.html?from=storyrhs

    Not wanting to be left behind, Mercedes Benz went ahead and designed a similar system. So you have a situation where two companies are competing vigorously against eachother without taking into consideration the needs and wants of their customers.

    In this case, it has been reported that the consolidation of function controls onto one device have caused accidents.

    That's beside the point tho - When you fork out the extra for a Merc or Bimmer you expect to get extra buttons to play with! Otherwise you'd just buy a Lada.

  210. flashlights by Tommy+Boomfiger · · Score: 1

    Sony Ericsson has had a mini led light available for some of thier phones. Not sure about recently, but they were only about $10 around the time that the t68 came out.

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  211. flashlight by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    flashlight?
    check this:
    http://www.nokia.nl/UK/Phones/PhoneModels/5 140/ind ex.html

  212. Too bad it's ugly as sin by billybob · · Score: 1

    I mean why the F cant they make just a plain, normal looking phone anymore? Even something like this that has very LIMITED and SIMPLE features, which I would be all about (I think a flashlight is an awesome idea), it still has to look like it's from the year 2057. Seems to be quite a trend these days with cars also. I dont think I'll ever buy a car made after the year 2002.

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  213. Must be a cultural thing by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Here in the UK, there are a few models of mobile phone that don't do much but enable you to make calls.

    I don't know anyone that owns one.

    Most of the people I know that are looking to upgrade their phone in the next couple of months, are after something that does everything - camera, pda, calls, games, etc. No, they don't expect it to be perfect at everything, but it's *one* thing to carry around with them, rather than 4 or 5. If there's a special occasion they know they're going to go to and want decent photos of, they'll take a real camera. If not, and something happens to happen that they feel like taking a quick photo or two of and they're not bothered about the quality - well, their phone goes everywhere with them. Same with the rest of the functions.

    Dedicated devices are always going to be superior, but personally, I only have so many pockets...

  214. Leave it to Slashdot.. by coronaride · · Score: 1

    People BUY complexity. They could buy a Mac, but they buy the PC because it has 'more software'. They could buy a simple phone, but they buy the one with all the gee-wizz features. They could pay $10 for shareware, but they want Photoshop and Word.

    to make this an anti-PC and anti-Microsoft spot..
    you do have one good point, though, about buying complexity. I use Word because it is as easy as I want and also as difficult as I want. It's very scalable. Only in the *Nix and shareware/half-ass-ware world would I find a word processor that I could save to a document format that said processor could not, in turn, open.

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  215. Marketing to blame... by writermike · · Score: 1

    I sincerely believe that marketing is ultimately responsible for the frustrations end-users experience. Although I'm sure the Fed guidelines would quibble with me, it seems that marketing is all too full of vague niceties that, to my mind, are simply lies.

    Here's one example: Verizon Wireless runs two slogans, "Working Where You Want It To," and "We Never Stop Working For You." And, of course, the ads are full of high platitudes like "America's Number One Network" and "Voted Best For Reliablility."

    One of the biggest factors folks weigh when they purchase a cell provider contract is reliability. Verizon's ads can easily lead a reasonable person to conclude that they're network is perfect, or near so.

    The reality is, of course, that no cell provider's network is perfect. And, yes, one can find this out by reading the fine print as it blazes across the TV or call VZW to ask. But the ads are ever-prevalent. People rely on them, rightly or wrongly, for real information. Shame on the consumer for not delving into the details, but shame on the marketer for making it difficult for the consumer to discern real information.

    There are TONS of examples of this: Wireless products that promise a connect-and-go atmosphere, "Plug-And-Play," "Unlimited" Internet Service, etc.

    This marketing is a danger that's been around since advertising, but it seems to me that so much of marketing these days, especially technology marketing, is all about glitz and hooking and less about reality.

    m

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    1. Re:Marketing to blame... by zpok · · Score: 1

      Good marketing is wonderful, what you describe is commercialism and branding, not marketing. It's the attitude of "how can we cram this in people's budget" or rather "how can we let people choose our service over the others" instead of the marketing question "what do people want and what do people need". To be honest, most of those services are doing good marketing to try and reach some of their users, but not all succeed, for whatever reason. In every field however, you most likely can name one player that evokes a fuzzy feeling or at least an absense of annoyance. They got it right, whether by design or by luck.

      Examples of good marketing are Philips DVD players (three buttons on the front panel and a KISS remote), the iPod (one function and some optional add-ons for those who want them), Toyota Rav 4 (a 4wheeler with normal-car conveniences) and a milion other products and services you most likely haven't really thought about.

      Those are the result of three factors: marketing, focus on a known target group and KISS design. Mostly in that order as well, but with lots of reiterations.

      Sounds really simple (sigh) but like all seemingly simple things it's incredibly hard to get it right.

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    2. Re:Marketing to blame... by Tony-A · · Score: 1

      Good marketing is wonderful ... Sounds really simple (sigh) but like all seemingly simple things it's incredibly hard to get it right.

      Right.
      Good marketing is wonderful.
      Things that claim to be good marketing ... usually are not.

      I'm always amused by the phrase "reinventing the wheel". The first wheel wasn't invented as a wheel. It was some sorta roundy thingee that things would kinda roll around on. It takes a lot of reinventing to get rid of the bumps. It takes a lot of reinventing to even see the bumps.

  216. Drag disk to trash... STUPID by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Drag the disk to the trash... Stupid. Or use the eject button the keyboard.

    Stupid is as stupid does. Both of those are crazy compared to the ease and simplicity of the eject button.

  217. Why are you using a VCR? by KalvinB · · Score: 1

    Lose the VCR.

    Pay $60 for a LeadTek capture card and capture to the PC. I used a WinTV card from 1996 to record 10s of hours of video when the war first kicked off last year. It managed rather well with VirtualDub which get the peak performance out of it.

    Then get a DVD dual format burner ($80 on a good day) and a decent DVD player if you care enough to save the stuff to watch on a real TV.

    I have a $50 VCR that's about 6 years old and still works fine. Of course that's not taking into account that I consciously forgot I had it for most of that period. I always had it hooked up to my computer but I use it as a TV-tuner 99.999% of the time. It wasn't until a year or two ago I rediscovered I could tape shows with it.

    Now I'm using the LeadTek to move the more important things from tape to digital so I'll probably forget about the record feature on it again.

    Ben

    1. Re:Why are you using a VCR? by iantri · · Score: 1

      VCR: Insert tape, push record. It's recording. Computer: Push power. Wait 2 minutes. Click, click, click, click, DAMN!! it crashed!!, reboot, click, click, click. It's recording. Oops, I moved the mouse -- it just dropped 20 consecutive frames. Oh well.

    2. Re:Why are you using a VCR? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless you used BeOS...

  218. Re: You can't even buy a simple cell phone any mor by Kris_J · · Score: 1

    Correction: You can't even buy a new simple cell phone any more. There are plenty of places to buy simple hardworking solid old reliable boring secondhand mobiles, if that's your thing. (In Australia, any Cash Converters.) Meanwhile, you could do a lot worse than a Series 60 phone -- the basics are easy and the expansion options are infinite.

  219. How marketing sees it ... by pdp0x14 · · Score: 1

    Manufacturers are expected to show rising sales and profits over time. In consumer electronics prices drop quickly as a matter of course. The only thing manufacturers can do is dream up features and add them so they can justify resetting the price level. In general, consumers do not reject the new top-heavy product. Partly this is because the less feature-burdened product exits the market and partly because this is because consumers buy potential -- applications they might very well never need or want. There's always this little voice that says "you may want to use it that way sometime."

    Most people never program their VCRs to time-shift a program. But how many people would buy a VCR that had no timer -- even for a much lower price?

    The creeping feature creature will not be conquered until the consumer rebels.

  220. DER JUDEN by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Rube Goldberg

    Fuck all jews

  221. Your VCR has taste by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Your VCR has an undocumented feature, good taste. Most of what the Sci Fi Channel airs is crap. Your VCR is just trying to prtoect you from it. Tape Monk instead.

  222. confusion = more money by mabu · · Score: 1

    Here's a classic example of how the high-tech complexity translates into additional revenue for sleazy corporations:

    If you get a cell phone, after awhile you may find that it isn't working as well as it used to. I ran into this problem with my Sprint phone. The phone seemed to be functioning fine, but it would have more trouble finding a signal and would drop calls more often. When I complained to Sprint customer service, they tried to sell me on a new, "better" phone.

    I noticed that a cell tower near my house was having maintenance done on it and a temporary tower was set up in its place. I asked if this might have anything to do with my problems, and it was only then, the rep suggested I update the "roam list" on the phone. This was a free, five-minute deal at the Sprint store and as soon as that was done, my phone worked better than ever! I've subsequently found out you can update your roam list on some service providers by pressing a simple *-key sequence on the phone.

    I suspect that tens of thousands of people have been hood-winked into buying a new phone when they merely needed to update the phone's firmware or roam list for free.

  223. VC - What!? by The+Tweaker · · Score: 0

    Ever since shopping for a Tivo, wanting a Replay TV and finally building my own HTPC (Home Theater PC) I'll never record on a VCR again. It is just too darn nice to be able to skip commercials, export shows, and email video clips now. I'm using Snapstream's 'Beyond TV', an out of the box recording solution that works.

  224. KISS is good, but it prevents progress. by master_p · · Score: 1

    If we followed KISS, then our world would not be as complicated as it is, but there would not be progress if new products did not create demand.

    1. Re:KISS is good, but it prevents progress. by zpok · · Score: 2, Insightful

      KISS is the direct result of progress. Or a byproduct if you prefer.

      Most designs go from simple to complicated to simple again.

      A point in case is the computer interface. It has gone from command line to graphical interface, over time the gui has become so feature laden that in the end there was a demand for simplicity again.

      Which BTW is far from the same as dumbing it down, a case in point being OS X which allows for extreme complexity but by doing Simple Stupid gestures.

      Thus, I think we should follow KISS as much as we can, developers, engineers, product designers should always be on the lookout to incorporate existing complications and try to re-invent them in simple stupid ways.

      Who doesn't like Rendezvous? It does extremely clever things with let's face it complicating protocols. And it allows for really cool things, like sharing pictures and music libraries over a network with a simple click.

      That's another definition of progress: not just making technology, but making technology available.

      (disclaimer: this is of course a very narrow definition of progress, since it doesn't enhance well being or general happiness, but you get my drift)

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  225. My phone has a LED flashlight by vxvxvxvx · · Score: 1

    My phone

    Personally, I thought the idea of a flashlight on a phone was insane, who needs a light on their phone? Different tastes..

  226. HDTV confusion is dishonest salespeople. by Moryath · · Score: 1

    Face it -- on the sales floor, the bottom line is commission. You want the consumer to walk out having BOUGHT SOMETHING.

    I've known more dishonest salesguys to talk up a particular high-margin unit, even if another (pricier) unit was actually what the buyer wanted, because they get better commission on the one they're steering people to.

    So they'll call it an HDTV (it isn't). Or they'll exaggerate how fast that microwave can cook something. Or they'll suggest that "oh this particular model's proven itself very reliable" (it's been on the market for 2 weeks).

    And then people get it home and they don't even know what they've bought.

  227. VCRs & DVDs by tgibbs · · Score: 1

    It is truly a wonderful and amazing thing that you can buy a mechanically and electronically sophisticated device like a VCR for 50 bucks (have you looked inside? those things look like they were designed by Rube Goldberg). However, the conversion of the VCR into a disposable item (why fix it, when the whole machine costs less than the time it would take a skilled tech to open it up and look inside?) has had some unfortunate consequences:

    1) Technology frozen about 10 years ago. Can you believe that most VCRs still have a memory of maybe 8 events or so? There is no reason why a VCR couldn't come with scheduling software as sophisticated as a TiVo--except that then they'd have to charge more than 50 bucks for the thing.

    2) Quality control and design shot to hell. Who complains when it breaks down in a couple of years. I cost almost nothing, anyway? And if you want a decent remote, take the money you saved and spend a few bucks for an add-on.

    3) Good ones almost impossible to find. Quality VCRs are still manufactured by hard-core VCR manufacturers like JVC, but good luck finding one of them at Best Buy--you'll need a specialty retailer. And be prepared to pay almost as much, if not more, than you would have paid for less features a decade ago.

    Now, the same thing is happening to DVD players. I was scanning Best Buy the other day, and quality players were basically absent. Extra money doesn't buy you better quality--just gimmick features like a turntable or (the latest thing!) a VCR built into the same box. Of course, the good ones can still be found at the high-end audio/video stores, but the price gap is huge (or, more accurately, they haven't dropped much as the bottom end has come down).

    1. Re:VCRs & DVDs by bob_calder · · Score: 1

      buy one at B&H
      they have quite a nice selection of S-VHS decks that are still used by lots os schools for serving up the daily dose of propaganda

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  228. Do you... (slightly off main topic) by Johnathon_Dough · · Score: 1

    Do you have anywhere that i can see these suspension systems on line? I am currently working on a sand rail, and i am relatively unhappy with the standard coil over spring/gas shock solutions, not for any good technical reason, but mostly because i know how to do those, and i am building this to try and do things i have not done before.

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    1. Re:Do you... (slightly off main topic) by kfg · · Score: 2, Interesting

      No, I'm afraid not. Other than posting on a few select forums and doing some work on other people's websites I am virtually invisible to the web.

      No blog. No personal website.

      I'm afraid I rather like it that way.

      I don't do anything particularly revolutionary though. It's a fairly well worn field. You might want to look into playing with elastomers to replace the coilover. They have their limitations but they're interesting nonetheless and if used perspicaciously result in some rather different layouts than coilovers do since they can be placed differently, be molded into various shapes and be made up in mulitple layers each with different properties. Most people's dissatisfaction with them comes from just using them as a coil replacment. Various torsion devices are also unduly overlooked. Check out the front suspension on the Lotus 72. Modern materials also open up the possiblity of very short leaf springs incorporated directly in the suspension arms themselves, flexible but solid bits replacing spherical bearings or other types of mechanical pivots. Ferrari did this on an F1 a few years ago (banned as not complying with the letter of the rules, although it really didn't violate the spirit).

      I haven't built anything like a sand rail in 30 years, but you'll probably find the coil over the 98% solution because of the suspension travel needed. They've become the default method for a reason. I only work on pavement pounders these days where the limitations of certain systems never really get pronounced.

      But as you say, it's fun just to do new things.

      KFG

  229. its the consumers, stupid! by bpuli · · Score: 1

    the manufacturers will keep adding features to keep increasing profits. the more confused the consumers are, the better they are off in terms of being able to decrease consumer surplus. willingness to pay on part of consumers is proportional to their understanding of the product and/or a reference price they can set in their heads. consumers should demand simpler products... that's the only way products are going to get simpler and more reliable.

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  230. What can be done? by jfdawes · · Score: 1
    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    How about: Stop buying their crap?

    America is no longer a consumer driver society, but rather an entertainment driven one. If something is entertaining, Americans will buy it - doesn't matter if it's really a piece of junk and doesn't do anything more than the one they bought last week, as long as it has some quality that is entertaining. Manufacturers know this and are simply supplying what the consumers demand. There is no need for quality. There is no need for ethics. As long as you are entertaining it doesn't matter.
  231. Laptop battery life by FooAtWFU · · Score: 1

    My ThinkPad will do ten-hour battery life... ... with the screen off ... :)

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  232. Ruggedised mobiles by NoMaster · · Score: 1

    I've had two work mobiles. The first was an Ericsson (wish I could remember what model), about 8-9 years ago. Small, not tiny, not obviously ruggedised. First day I had it, before I got the leather slipcase, I fumbled and dropped it. As I was walking along. Right onto the tip of my steel-capped boot. Straight off my boot into the brick wall about 6' away. Undamaged, unmarked, survived for another 6 years.

    Figured I'd never find another phone that rugged, but my current Siemens M30 is damned close. Only outward indication of ruggedness is the rubberised battery cover - the rest is normal plastic. But it regularly falls off the belt-clip as I get out of the van (my fault; it's a combination of where I wear it and the seat belt buckle pushing the release button) and drops from above waist height onto concrete/bitumen. No problems yet.

    (OK, one minor problem. A couple of buttons are starting to wear the clearcoat off, because of my habit of storing it down the side of my laptop case at night...)

    Note that neither of these phones were available in fluorescent colours (OK, so the Siemens comes in yellow or gray...) or compatible with Hello Kitty clip-on skins, which may be a problem for some ;-)

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  233. KISS is Relative by Rob+Riggs · · Score: 1
    50 years ago, dial telephones were introduced in my home town, and the newspaper included a 24-page instructional supplement on how to dial a number. 24 friggin' pages on how to operate a dial telephone! Think about it some more, because I don't think I could fill 24 pages with instructions on how to dial a damned phone. 50 years from now the younger generation will be wondering why there was such angst about having a browser built into our mobile phones.

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  234. KISS confused with features by zpok · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I've been reading halfway through the comments (what, you expect me to read the article?) and it suddenly grabbed me that a lot of people were complaining about features.

    And some other people pointed out that people ask for features.

    Yet at the same time we want things to be simple.

    Well, I like lots and lots of features, but I want them to be simple. That's why I for instance Love Photoshop and won't use Gimp. Photoshop has more features though...

    OK, I'm moving away from computer programs to avoid religious discussions...

    My wife and I both have the cheapest, simplest phones around. They share the same feature set (games, diddly tunes, whatever), but mine has a Nokia-like interface, hers a weird one. Mine is simple, hers is complex.

    Same features, same product, mine simple, hers complex. She uses hers every day, but still can do some things better on my phone, while they are quite different in approach.

    It's not the amount of features, it's the DESIGN. That's what KISS means. There are more than enough one function devices around that are really really complex, bad or plain stupid (simple stupid: good. plain stupid: bad).

    That's btw the difference between a good gui and a dumb-it-down pretty pictures approach.

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  235. ATI, DVD's, TV, and Audio by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the KISS principle was lost at ATI about the time they claimed to have hired good driver writers. I hope someday that they understand that cratuniting the zeerbutzan should not only do what it says without further config needs anywhere but is not a cute marketing label. S/PDIF is S/PDIF... pass-through AC3 and DTS is pass-through AC3 and DTS. How hard can it be to just provide a truthful interface? None of this "Yes, you can play DVD's and pass the Audio on to your video card, pass it out to a receiver, or we will decode it for you... Then you find out that this is only the case in very specific and non-intuitive situations and settings where you clearly have been misled either through malice or incompetence.

  236. StarTAC by Unreal7000 · · Score: 1

    They can have my Motorola StarTAC when they pry it from my cold dead fingers.

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  237. Quote by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Any intelligent fool can make things bigger, more complex, and more violent. It takes a touch of genius -- and a lot of courage -- to move in the opposite direction." - Albert Einstein

  238. PHB outsourcing to India by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    more features, less concise user manuals, and poor marketing, which ends up increasing costs and frustrating users

    This is what happens when a PHB decides he's going to take charge and outsource everything to India!

  239. yeah, but what about Gene Simmons? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, I didnt see anything about Gene Simmons, man, I mean, thats, like bogus fraudulence, or something, man..

  240. Well, 15% are morons by autopr0n · · Score: 0

    And anyway, I want my cell phone to play games, IM, email, cameras, HDTV, etc. And The market seems to think I'm in the majority, so to hell with the Ludite losers out there.

    I've found that most of the people who have trouble with technology don't have the problem because they aren't intelligent in general, they just don't care enough to learn how it works.

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  241. No! No! No! Don't dumb down my devices! by Preferred+Customer · · Score: 3, Interesting

    So some people can't figure out how to use the things they buy. Too bad. I say add more features. Many features require little in the way of additional hardware. Why not include them even if they're not used often? Granted, sometimes there are bad interfaces but a bad interface is better than NO interface!

    It's sad. Look at what happened to digital watches. They're much more reliable than analog watches and they died only because people couldn't figure out how to set them to the correct time.

    On a similar note, I'm beginning to hate PowerPoint. Why does everything have to be broken into bite size pieces? Give me high density information. I'm a big boy. I can read a white paper.

  242. Re:A couple more words... by shokk · · Score: 1

    Offtopic, but ironically that's the group that evolution rewards...nature's handouts.

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  243. What can be done? by Analogy+Man · · Score: 1
    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    Don't buy the crap!

    With further analysis of this statement there is a key point...manufacturers. Manufacturing is the implementation of a design pruducing a saleable product. In some of these industries who is doing R&D, marketing research, usability/ergonomic studies anymore?

    Some of the blunders are so stupid. Cell phones alone are an anti-pattern ripe for analysis. Is ONE company goes out and offers a simple phone, a simple calling plan, and no bullsh!t they will have my business...but they won't have teh business of some teenager that pays 2 bucks to every couple of days to change their background screen or ringer tone.

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  244. Even the simple ones have too many features by Flexagon · · Score: 1

    When my cell phone plan came up for renewal a few months ago, I intentionally bypassed all of the color, camera, extraneously feature-rich models for one of the few remaining black-and-white models, an LG VX10, for just the reasons suggested: I want a phone, period.

    But even this simple model comes with feature overkill: try as you may, you can't make it silent. Even with every single sound option disabled or set to buzz, it still plays a silly tune during shutdown, precisely when I've discovered I've entered a quiet zone like a theatre and want to turn it off!

    Guilty disclaimer: But I'd pay money for a ring tone of Elmer Fudd saying "Wiiiing!", as in "Yes opawaitah, it went Wiiiing!"

  245. A note on the bygone simplicty of software by rs79 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    Phones seem to have gotten more complex; perhaps there is hope they emerge as the dominant pocket appliance - it seems sure something will emerge as such, at least to me. I don't want to have to worry about carrying more than one device and yes it would be nice if it had a flashlight and also unlocked my car and started it too.

    So, whoever said it is right, phones are getting more complex. This is probably ok if you really think about it.

    CD players aren't really, and the same goes for VCRs and DVD players. They can all now be had very very cheaply in their most simple form. This is, I think, a good thing. One might argue, they've been around longer as consumer appliances and they've figured KISS out.

    But, I'm not seeing a whole lot of KISS in the software world. Especially in the Windows world.

    With the exception of most decent and I mean really decent *nix software, most software seems to have gone on a sugar and steroid fad diet for nearly the past few decade.

    Ever see MSDOS 2.2 run on a multi gighertz modern machine? Try it. It's scary fast. What happened?

    Ten years ago I used to setup internet stuff in people houses for a local ISP. It was a good way to make $100/hr as it really didn't take more than 45 minutes anyway. I carried around Netscape on one flopy, Eudora, Trumpet Winsock, ftp, telnet and talk on the other floppy.

    Quark was 3 megs. Then it was 7 megs. Now it's 300. Is it 100x better? Fuck no, it's not even as good.

    Fit enough for an internet setup on a floppy? I'm not sure you could get it to fit on one CD these days.

    If any of you out there actually write this stuff: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE? HAVE YOU NO PRIDE?

    "Hello World!" Shouldn't be 7 frikkin megs because you're pulling in God knows what class libraries, this can be 42 byte program if you really try.

    I swear Windows apps had to go through 3 or 4 generations of hardware upgrades just to get back to as fast as they were before they all went "true 32 bit" and I cringe at the prospect of 64 and maybe even 128 bit apps.

    One of the computers I use is a W98 system on fairly contemporary hardware. I still use 3 or 4 16-bit Windows programs I've been carrying with me for over a decade now. They're small, fast do what I want and nothing more.

    And all 3 fit on one floppy with room to spare.

    I dunno about thit object oriented class library stuff, I really don't know. I wish more people would learn assembler below the C level than keep wanting to go above it with "easier" and "more powerful" languages; I think it's ill advised.

    Short term pain for long term gain: you should probably suffer writing software so I don't have to when using it.

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    1. Re:A note on the bygone simplicty of software by KitFox · · Score: 2, Interesting
      "Hello World!" Shouldn't be 7 frikkin megs because you're pulling in God knows what class libraries, this can be 42 byte program if you really try.

      30 bytes. :) Push the following through Debug.exe...
      a
      push cs
      pop ds
      mov dx, 10E
      mov ah, 9
      int 21
      mov ax, 4C00
      int 21

      e 10e 48 65 6c 6c 6f 2c 20 57 6f 72 6c 64 21 0A 0D 24
      rcx
      1e
      n hello.com
      w
      q

      And it will happily create a 30-byte working hello.com

      I swear Windows apps had to go through 3 or 4 generations of hardware upgrades just to get back to as fast as they were before they all went "true 32 bit" and I cringe at the prospect of 64 and maybe even 128 bit apps.

      Interesting thing to consider... I'm going to have to look up the source, or perhaps somebody can confirm or deny it, but apparently somebody researched program start up time. They had a way to cause complex programs, things like MS Word, Photoshop, and such, to effectively "Load Instantly". Double-click, and it was up in 2 seconds or less. And people did not like that. People felt more secure with slower-loading times, generally being happy when it was around 7-15 seconds. They effectively felt that the software was "Doing More" and "More capable" if it took that long to load, and that if it loaded instantly, it must not be much. So Microsoft went and slowed down their own loads a bit. But then other software loaded quickly... So, Windows artificially slowed down the loading of other software to help Microsoft's software look better.

      Anybody have more info on this?

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    2. Re:A note on the bygone simplicty of software by joshuac · · Score: 1

      ---snipEver see MSDOS 2.2 run on a multi gighertz modern machine? Try it. It's scary fast. What happened?
      ---snip

      I suspect no one has ever seen MS-DOS 2.2 run on any multi-gigahertz machine, including you :)

  246. HDTV Ready Native Resolution by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    One problem with the HDTV scam is the native resolution of devices offered. I've seen projectors with 800x600 claiming to be "HD Ready" because they can downsample a 1080i image. I'm sorry, but if it ain't 1920x1080 PIXELS, it's not
    a true 1080i image. VERY few TV's (CRT, Plasma, LCOS, DLP) support true HD. Some really have 1280x720, A.K.A 720p, which does kick ass, and is fine for many applications.
    However, to talk about an 868x480 plasma as "HD-READY" is FRAUD. I'm puzzled that lawyers haven't seen this as a false-advertising class-action suit ready to happen.

    If you're buying a TV, demand to know the NATIVE resolution supported.

  247. Re:What can be done. by Stinking+Pig · · Score: 1

    It can be done, but it's not easy. When my trusty Nokia died, I went to the nearest AT&T Wireless store to replace it. I handed the first salescretin my phone and said "I want one just like it, please." They must have offered me seven high-end phones with color and camera, then another five low-end phones with crappy batteries and non-existent antennae (also the nasty low-end Nokia UI, much worse than the high-end).

    Finally, they gave up and flagged down the senior salescretin who had been hiding in the back. He took one look at my dead phone and sold me the updated version for $150. It's slightly larger and has a blue screen instead of a green one. The end.

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  248. Most electronics were perfected years ago... by tentimestwenty · · Score: 1

    Companies have been making perfect electronics for at least 80 years. In fact, most of them are still around because they have a great product and a loyal following. The blame for making new crappy models with way too many features and limited shelf life should be placed squarely on consumers. Stop buying so much crap!

    People don't seem to realize that all the inventions we like to have around were perfected years ago. Take some examples (approximations):

    Telephone - 1950 Bell telephone
    Microwave - 1970
    Stereo - 1957 Quad, 1980 Linn LP12
    Camera - 1940 Leica M
    TV - 1980 Sony Trinitron
    Car - 1990 Honda Accord
    Computer - 2000 Apple G4

    Some of these are even being generous. Sure, we can do things a little quicker with newer gadgets but the pure user experience and lasting quality reached a peak a long time ago for most things. Product usability has been going steadily downward since the 60s with a huge crash in the late 90s.

  249. All of this is a scam by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So cell phone companies don't get with the times and compete with themselves to provide a cheap fixed rate each month for unlimited local and long distance calls (receving and sending).

  250. Nextel phones by iankerickson · · Score: 1

    Most contractors, plumbers, maintenance men, and property managers I've met used Nextel phones. When you can buy Nextel accessories from Maintenance Warehouse, that speaks to their popularity in that field (whether they deserve it or not). The commercial Nextel phones are not as obviously flimsy as the "caliber" of phones on display in a Cingular store. Supposedly you can download and run Java applets on your phone, but the one I've been issued doesn't have that feature on the plan. Maybe someone can elaborate.

    But when the plumbers drop their phone into the toilet, full bathtub, or pit of water coming up from the ground, it still kills the Nextel phone, even after trying to dry them out. But mine's taken a lot of abuse, and the screen, the keys, the antanae, the battery, they all stil work as well as when I recieved it. And that's better than most Nokias I've used.

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  251. I Blame Gateway... by Hummercash · · Score: 1
    25% of people think they own an HDTV, when the actual number is less than 10%.

    That number is probably due to all the dumbies buying those $2000 plasma screens from Gateway.
  252. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by OneOver137 · · Score: 1

    Yup, new policy where I work is simple: no cell-phones of any kind. If you get caught (read: forget), and your phone has a camera, M-16s and barking dogs will accompany you to jail.

  253. I don't *want* concise user manuals-fondle by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "WE WANT NIPPLES!"

    The right one makes the seat go up. The left one makes the seat go down. Pull both out to reset.

  254. KISS..... by filtur · · Score: 1

    Haven't had one of those in awhile.....

  255. Hello, world\n by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sorry, a bit too much Perl Golf, but can't you replace "mov ax, 4C00; int 21" with "int 20" and shave another three bytes off? I don't have DOS available to test it right now, but that should work if I remember correctly (assuming you don't care about the exit code)

  256. User manuals are more concise by NoMercy · · Score: 1

    Trust me on this, it now explains what to do, how to do it and it's nice and simple... compared to a user manual for my printer from 10 years ago, it's more concise, perhaps less comprehensive, where's the list of printer controll codes, status messages, and a annotated disassembly of the unit?

  257. Not entirely true on the phones by PARENA · · Score: 1

    Nokia 2100 for example, is a pretty basic phone. The only real 'feature' it has is SMS chat. No games, no polyphone ringtones, etc. And I bet there are other phones like this.

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  258. Come on phone manufacturers, think! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's not new, pointless, features that bother me, it's when they drop old useful features in the pursuit of bells and whistles.
    My Sharp GX10 *mobile* phone appeared to be great, and I was lucky enough to play with a pre-release version which persuaded me to purchase one. But then I found out some of the obvious things they have forgotten:

    * If you try to type in a number whilst in a call, when you hang up, you lose the number!

    * You cannot send contact details to other phones via SMS.

    * No PC connectivity. You can store around 100 photos, but to get them off the phone, you have to use MMS. It would take a whole day and around 20 UK pounds to remove all the photos!

    Just my 2 pennies worth...

  259. hide the features by ganley · · Score: 1

    I've long ranted about the poor usability of consumer electronics. In particular, many of the problems here aren't that the advanced features are present, but rather that the sorry interface designers have tried to put them all front-and-center and cluttered up the entire interface, even the simple, basic stuff that everyone wants to do. Taking their camera example, of course it's ludicrous to suggest that the camera shouldn't be able to adjust shutter speed or f-stop. However, the casual user who just wants to point and click need never know those features exist, and certainly they shouldn't get in his/her way from just using the camera. Certainly cellphones are very guilty in this regard.

  260. bullshit by gtshafted · · Score: 1
    " most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls"

    -if that was true, people wouldn't buy phones with cameras, PIMs, and God knows what. The market has decided what they want (tons of crap) and the manufacturers are giving it to them. If they didn't make money off of these models, we wouldn't see anymore of them.

  261. In short by Kopretinka · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?

    In short: get the customers' heads into the real world.

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  262. The likely solution by MegaFur · · Score: 1

    "What can be done to make manufacturers get their heads into the real world?"

    Lawsuits. Lots and lots of lawsuits.
    Hey, it's the American way.

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    Furry cows moo and decompress.
  263. Open the flip by LinuxHam · · Score: 1

    I have a (now) old-fashioned Motorola i95cl for Nextel. I like having the flip b/c in the closed position, the screen and keypad are protected and still look new unlike any non-flip I've ever seen. Also I can unholster it and open it with one hand by pushing a finger or two between the two halves -- it just snaps open. Also, being a Nextel, I can just push one button on the outside to answer it as a speakerphone without opening it -- which is great when I'm driving. Reach down, push one button and get right back to two-handed driving while talking on the speakerphone. Its illegal to hold a phone while driving in NJ and NY now, so its easy to comply.

    Its really not that bad.

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  264. Salesmen should be Audited. by BuckaBooBob · · Score: 1

    Salesmen should be put to the test and fined when when they start yammering about misleading Information. They should be licenced and have it revoked when they push products based on unfactual information.

    I was looking for a Fiber to connect my Dvd player to my Reciver (my SPDIF was allready used or else I wouldn't have bothered going fiber cause its got no real reason to use fiber). I asked the sales guy where the Fibers were that weren't gold plated... He told me they don't stock them cause your allready spending a good chunk of money why not get the best?... What the hell does gold plating do for light transmission... not to mention we tested a bunch of gold plated cables at work one day and they all preformed worse then thier ungoldplated counterparts for similar money.. They were more susceptable to noise interferance among other things....

    Basically the non tech savvy are at the mercy of salesmen that don't have the slightest clue about the technology they are selling and only care about selling products that have the highest profit margin/comission. It usually never has to do with meeting customer needs.

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  265. Nice going, guys. by rs79 · · Score: 2, Informative

    Ohthankgod, I had thought aliens had secretly killed everybody else that knew machine language.

    Also encouraging is things like Operas archive where you can still get an award winningly small (gads, only 3.4M) browser.

    So I dunno if I share the doom and gloom of the article. To some extent eveythings eventually ends up in it's simplest and most efficient form because we aren't the only ones here that want KISS.

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  266. Re:I respectfully disagree...with you. by cloudmaster · · Score: 1

    Your job sucks. Start looking for a new one, preferably not in China.

  267. Lets pick nits by multipartmixed · · Score: 1

    Wordperfect 5.1 didn't have a grammar checker built into it; Grammatik (by another company) was an add-on product.

    MS logic: If people are paying extra for Grammatik, there must be a market. Lets give it away for free, increase Word dominance, kill Grammatik's market, and not give consumers any more reasons to stick with WP51 (except, of course, that it was WAY faster than Word, had legal/government document templates available for it, and the files were a hell of a lot smaller)

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  268. i love cell phones by parasite · · Score: 0

    NOT! I just wanted to take this opportunity to say fuck you to all you assholes with cell phones. There is no more sickening invention on the face of this earth. Especially, to you stupid bitches in my college who have begun dialing before you even walk out the class room door -- and never walk the 2 minutes between classrooms without making at least 1 call -- I hope you walk in front of a semi, and DIE

  269. Sounds like... by BobGregg · · Score: 1

    >>most people want cell phones that do one thing - make calls.
    >>Yet phones come with games, instant messaging, cameras, etc.

    Sounds like Emacs. ;-)

  270. The Best UI by severoon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    My buddy tells me he thinks the best user interface company is...Fischer-Price. Think about it--they literally make UIs that even a two-year old can figure out.

    I did a bit of HCI (Human-Computer Interface) studying in college, and one approach always appealed to me. It's the tiered approach. Here's how it works.

    You're designing the UI for a widget. Find out how the simplest users are going to use the thing. Those functions get special buttons, the easiest navigation, big and prominent. Then you figure out how intermediate users are going to use the product. Those functions are given one-touch buttons and placed off to the side in the hunt'n'peck section (include your own "huntin' pecker" joke here).

    Then there's the geeks. These features you can bury deep in menus that require special codes to get to them ("press slash, dot, enter the feature code, and you'll be transported to a menu..."). This always seems to make people happy. Look at the TiVo remote. Like the guy in the article said, he uses pause the most. The biggest button on TiVo? Pause. Big, yellow, right in the center.

    Then there's products where you don't have any single group of "simplest" users. Some of these people are buying it to do X, and some Y. In that case, you ask them up front what type of user they are and...whatever functions they're going to use the most get the most prominent places. This strategy is not always possible, but I've yet to see it fail where it has been applicable.

    sev
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  271. What can be done... by Master+of+Transhuman · · Score: 1

    Stop buying the shit.

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  272. iPod Power Button by sfgoth · · Score: 1

    Heheh, it's so simple, you had to make it complicated.

    To turn off the iPod, put it down and walk away.

    It'll turn itself off after a short delay. The power button 'feature' is only there because geeks insisted they should be able to turn it 'off'.

    And again with the power:
    How do I plug it into the wall?

    You don't. You plug it into your computer, and it charges itself while it syncs with your playlists.

    If you do have to plug it in to the wall, you connect the power supply to the cable that fits the device, just like every other of a thousand varriations of the DC power jack. And you don't have to think very hard about picking between the big hole and the small hole.

  273. Thanks! n/t by Psychic+Burrito · · Score: 1

    n/t no text

  274. more on Fry's by Simonetta · · Score: 1

    Wow. I hope all the lines at the beginning of the message about the empty parking lots at Fry's were irony.

    You're right about Fry's branching into retail electronics from groceries. My point is that the modern electronics business is different enough from groceries so that it would be in their best interest not to run their computer store exactly like a grocerie store.

    Fry's electronics is fantastic and fantasticly frustrating at the same time. One opened ten miles away about five years ago in the shell of a giant Radio Shack that went bust. I enjoy going there, but I don't buy as much stuff there as I used to.

    Fry's is at their peak now and stuck. They can't grow and their 'grocery store' formula is too successful to fail. My suggestions are methods that they could use to get out of their present dilemma and onto the next level of success.