User: wooferhound

Re:"Sperm counts among men..."

On: Sperm Counts Among Western Men Have Halved In Last 40 Years, Says Study (theguardian.com)

I demand a recount

Re:Stick with Windows 7

On: 'Windows 10 Is Failing Us' (betanews.com)

I got my Win 7 0n eBay a couple of months ago

Re:I cannot remember the last time something chang

On: Skype Users Slam Microsoft's Attempt To Infuse App With Social Media Magic (theregister.co.uk)

Skype 10

Re:So, help a father out...

On: Fidget Spinners Are Over (fivethirtyeight.com)

I'm waiting for Clackers to come back . . .

Re:That's pretty old

On: Scientists Calculate the Moon To Be 4.51 Billion Years Old (go.com)

We should Blow Up the Moon . . .
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Csj7vMKy4EI

Re:Thank you LG!

On: LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017 (arstechnica.com)

What voltage does your toilet run on ?

Re:Thank you LG!

On: LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017 (arstechnica.com)

I'm waiting for them to install GPS on all appliances

Re:Thank you LG!

On: LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017 (arstechnica.com)

A house with a Tin Foil Hat

Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG

On: LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017 (arstechnica.com)

But all your appliances will be able to Talk to each other without your network . . .

Re:Not everyone is the same

On: How Social Isolation Is Killing Us (nymag.com)

If you are lonely when you are alone, you are in bad company.

When I drink Alone , I prefer to be By Myself . . .

Re:No beeping please

On: US Finalizes Rules That Require Quiet Hyrbid and Electric Cars To Make Noise At Low Speeds (reuters.com)

Hissing or fake engine noise.

You should be able to upload your own WAV file to the car

Re:Too much

On: An Asteroid Has Been Named After Freddie Mercury (vice.com)

Planet Freddy ?

Fool Bars

On: Tucows Bans Pop-Up Ads, Goes Ad-Free (globenewswire.com)

Please select from these 57 toolbars that you want to add to your browser

Re:iSnack 2.0

On: Online Voters Name British Vessel 'Boaty McBoatface' (telegraph.co.uk)

Time for McDonalds to make a McBoatface sandwich

Re:More and more cores?

On: CERN Engineer Details AMD Zen Processor Confirming 32 Core Implementation, SMT (hothardware.com)

640 cores should be enough for anybody

Laser speaker

On: Ask Slashdot: Cheap and Fun Audio Hacks?

Glue a Front Surface mirror to a woofer
Point a Laser at the mirror
Play music with lots of bass through that speaker
Add a second speaker at an opposing angle to get X Y control

Re:Wow

On: Samsung's Latest Smart Fridge Has Cameras and a Huge Display (engadget.com)

Opening the refrigerator to look at the contents is not energy efficient, When you open the door all the cold air falls out.

Re:no probz

On: Paramount and CBS File Lawsuit Against Crowdfunded, Indie Star Trek Movie (hollywoodreporter.com)

Star Truck

Re:Nemo?

On: Smallest Color Picture Ever Printed Fits Inside a Human Hair (www.ethz.ch)

I've always wanted a picture in my hair . . .

Re:All the way to 11

On: Meet "London," Marshall's First Android Smartphone

But . . . can you plug a guitar into it ?

Re:Big deal

On: Meet "London," Marshall's First Android Smartphone

But it has Front Facing tiny speakers

Re:Vacuum tubes

On: University Students Made a Working Model Hyperloop

But this one is HyperExpensive . . . I wonder how they will maintain breathable air inside the vehicle which is in a near vacuum ?

Google is too wild . . .

On: The Next Java Update Could Make Yahoo Your Default Search Provider

I like Yahoo search better anyway, Google always gives me results that are unrelated to my search terms.

Re:You have given Paypal your phone number?

On: PayPal Will Be Able To Robo-Text/Call Users With No Opt-out Starting July 1

Just Give PayPal the phone number of someone you dislike

Re:That would be useless wiring weight

On: Ask Slashdot: After We're Gone, the Last Electrical Device Still Working?

Voyager is carrying a Message From Earth to any possible civilization that may find it . . .