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LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017 (arstechnica.com)

An anonymous reader shares a report: During the company's CES press conference today, LG marketing VP David VanderWaal says that "starting this year" all of LG's home appliances will feature "advanced Wi-Fi connectivity." One of the flagship appliances that will make good on this promise is the Smart Instaview Refrigerator, a webOS-powered Internet-connected fridge that among other things supports integration with Amazon's Alexa service.

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  1. Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 5, Insightful

    For making my shopping easier. With all the choices out there, I can just cross LG off the list of anything I'd own.

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    1. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      You and me both!

    2. Re:Thank you LG! by elrous0 · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years just to prevent a Maximum Overdrive-style attack from my own fucking appliances

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    3. Re:Thank you LG! by cayenne8 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      For making my shopping easier. With all the choices out there, I can just cross LG off the list of anything I'd own.

      Absolutely!!!

      I do NOT want all my appliances and such, internet connected and reporting back to God knows whom my household habits, lifestyle, consumption....

      Late last year, I bought a new LG french door refrigerator..and it is great.

      It was even then, starting to get to be a PITA to find a fridge with GOOD basic needs, like optimizing internal storage space, decent basic ice maker and water dispenser.

      If they put wifi on everything, it would be ok IF AND ONLY IF it can be disabled and NOT required for operation.

      Otherwise, no thanks...I don't need any other items I purchase potentially spying on my life. Its bad enough you can't hardly get a fucking car these days that doesn't phone home.

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    4. Re:Thank you LG! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Unfortunately, these things will sell really well.

      You already see everyone crowded around the Samsung fridge with LCD display in the shop. Consumers don't think through the security implications, they just see something that looks like the cool stuff they see in Hollywood movies and want to own it because consumerism is how people fulfil themselves these days.

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    5. Re:Thank you LG! by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Unfortunately developers do not think about security implications either, and worse yet, companies are closing down their QA departments and trying to foist the QA responsibilties onto developers.

      The only solution that I can see is to force product liability on to the manufacturers when these devices are found to have software vulnerabilities. This requires regulation though, so I don't think it's going to happen for some time unless the right people get sufficiently burned by it. And "the right people" probably are buying SubZero or Viking, not Lucky-Goldstar.

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    6. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years just to prevent a Maximum Overdrive-style attack from my own fucking appliances

      Can't you simply refuse to configure the WiFi? it should remain as a dumb appliance if you don't configure the WiFi.

    7. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years just to prevent a Maximum Overdrive-style attack from my own fucking appliances

      Can you imagine? I'm wondering what the hell wireless system we're going to have here. I live in an individual dwelling neighborhood, low density, and see at least 20 routers every day on 2.4 - to the point where I had to use 5 GHz, because 2.4 was worthless.

      So now we're going to add a Refrigerator, a washer and dryer, a stove, the heating and cooling, the garage door opener, the Window blinds, the toilet, and whatever else they can figure out how to shoehorn a wireless connection onto?

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    8. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If at some point we have no other choice because every option in the market is connected and WiFi cannot be disabled, we can always go to our router and block the device so it will not be allowed to connect (I know, not everyone has the skills to do that). I love technology and having things connected, but having EVERYTHING connected!. I cannot identify a really justifiable need for a connected refrigerator or a connected kitchen (unless you want to cook while driving... no I cannot see that, at least not in my reality).

    9. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I'm sure they'll have thought of this. The refridgeration probably won't start running until after it's phoned home and confirmed its ability to spy on you with LG's servers.

    10. Re:Thank you LG! by TheRaven64 · · Score: 1

      Crowding around it and buying it are two different things. I just bought a new fridge and the most important aspects were size, noise, power consumption (running costs) and price. If I'd seen one with an LCD in a shop, I'd have gone and poked it for novelty value, but it wouldn't have contributed to my purchasing decision (except if it came with any kind of network connectivity to check that it came with a 20 year support contract for security updates).

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    11. Re: Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We should have kept the internet to ourselves and all this wouldn't have happen lol. I am guilty of it. I remember around 1996 I was telling everyone I knew about the internet and all the wonderful things on it. How I had friends from around the world with common interest, etc..

      Then came the MBAs and marketers and here we are now :(

    12. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe over there in Silicone valley where people eat Soylent and are microdosing LSD, but over here in the rest of the world nobody really gives a shit about an LCD fridge. We haven't even seen one, and everyone I know wonders why you'd EVER want the damn internet on your fridge, or washing machine.

      Not everone is some strange silicone valley tech nerd that lives in a bubble.

    13. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What if there are other unsecured networks or free wifi hotspots or whatever nearby? If it ignores those then just don't even connect them to your router, no need to block anything.

    14. Re: Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

      I'm sure a wifi enabled shoehorn is coming too

    15. Re:Thank you LG! by fisted · · Score: 1

      While I agree in principle, it's not like it's difficult to prevent that crap from talking to the outside world.

    16. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ERROR: Weather forecast unavailable, unable to load optimal cooling profile. Connect to network to enable refrigeration.

    17. Re:Thank you LG! by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Sure, but you aren't the average consumer. White goods used to last decades, but were expensive. These days they are relatively much cheaper, but also only last a few years. It's obviously a bad trade off for most people, better to spend 2x as much up front for 4x the lifespan, but most consumers don't think like that.

      Plus there is the bling factor. iPhones are expensive and worse than the competition in almost every way. The bastards even took away the headphone jack, and people still buy it. They are clearly not looking for value for money or utility.

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    18. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      (except if it came with any kind of network connectivity to check that it came with a 20 year support contract for security updates).

      Haha, it's cute that you think any appliance you could buy in the shops today is going to last for anywhere close to 20 years.

    19. Re:Thank you LG! by rgmoore · · Score: 1

      This isn't going to add to the number of routers, since the appliances are going to connect to the net through your existing router. It's just going to mean that homes are going to have a ton of devices connecting to their routers.

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    20. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Interesting

      What a thought. It's like a depressingly realistic outcome that eventually every. fucking. electronic device manufactured won't operate until phone-homing is set up.

      Appliances will just get cheaper than ever, almost free.

      Listen to this 30 second ad (and take a quiz?) to maintain operation of your refrigerator or to start the wash cycle on your laundry machine.

    21. Re:Thank you LG! by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      So you allow it for 30 minutes a day. I can put schedules on my firewall to do that.

    22. Re:Thank you LG! by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      There are already two devices that connect to my wireless networking, one is my door bell. The other my Chef Steps Joule Sous Vide stick. And my Windows 10 box - I block every public IP that Bing uses.

    23. Re:Thank you LG! by tepples · · Score: 1

      The refridgeration probably won't start running until after it's phoned home

      That's when you exercise the return policy.

    24. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Or you could save yourself the trouble and buy a non-LG appliance.

    25. Re:Thank you LG! by tepples · · Score: 1

      White goods used to last decades, but were expensive. These days they are relatively much cheaper, but also only last a few years.

      Energy efficiency mandates will do that. The compressors in new refrigerators have to be so small that they run constantly, which imposes more wear and tear.

    26. Re:Thank you LG! by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Hee, hee the bricks that my house are made from manage to achieve this with me doing nothing if you crush one of the bricks form the house with a hammer and stick a strong magnet in it, a substantial portion of the brick sticks to the magnet.

      Even better the slate tiles in the roof also do a really good job of attenuating signals as well. The overall result is so bad/good (depending on your viewpoint) that I need to deploy a femtocell to get a usable mobile signal inside the house. The big plus is that the WiFi spectrum is all mine :)

      The only holes in my Faraday cage are the windows and I could easily fix that by replacing the double glazed sealed units with ones made from low-emissivity glass.

    27. Re:Thank you LG! by Zitchas · · Score: 1

      My suspicion is that they'll all have secondary configurations so that, baring an active network that you set up, they network to each other and establish a mesh-style network until they managed to reach an internet-connected device somewhere.

      Making sure I build my house as a faraday cage (assuming I can ever afford to do so with today's prices) just went up my list of priorities a few notches.

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    28. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just because it's not connecting to the internet through your firewall-enabled router doesn't mean that it isn't connecting to the internet through somebody else's nearby unsecured router or hotspot.

      Next up, WiFi-enabled appliances that will automatically go to mesh mode if they can't find a router. Your fridge will just talk to your neighbor's fridge (or TV, or electric toothbrush, or...) and so on until they find a route home.

    29. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And you do it with a seller that has a free delivery policy too, so they're hurt financially and complain to LG.

    30. Re:Thank you LG! by CaptainDork · · Score: 2

      Like they haven't thought of that.

      It will come with instructions that point out that it will be crippled unless you can get it hooked up to the Internet.

      For reference, see this:

      A website is telling me to disable AdBlock before it will show content.

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    31. Re:Thank you LG! by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      This.

      The answer to security, everywhere, not just IoT, is litigation.

      Security starts with the hardware/software manufacturers and includes proper implementation by the end user.

      Weak links should be showing up in court.

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    32. Re:Thank you LG! by John.Banister · · Score: 2

      If you have hot summers, there's metallic window films that might reflect in both parts of the spectrum.

    33. Re:Thank you LG! by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      We can't have that! Regulation gets in the way of innovation and profits!

      And regulation contributes to BIG GOVERNMENT. LG should be allowed to do whatever they want, without any sort of impedance, and just let the markets sort themselves out. That's how these things work, right?

      Those with the knowledge can simply avoid buying the products, or work around the issue. Those with the power can for manufacturers to change what they're doing. Everyone else will just have to live with any issues that arise.

    34. Re:Thank you LG! by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I love those Fridges! They are running Android 5.1 so they are already 3 years out of date and you know they will never get an OS update or any application updates.

      Your fridge that lasts 5 to 10 years will not have to be replaced every year due to OS problems.

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    35. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you are insane. The fear over adding a $2 wifi cheap that anyone can disable is absurd. Don't want it? Don't use it.

      I look forward to LG watching my device and getting basic diagnostic formation to help them or me make better more reliable products that respond to how I use it. I'll even let them spy on me in exchange. Privacy is useless in most use cases.

    36. Re:Thank you LG! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      For making my shopping easier. With all the choices out there, I can just cross LG off the list of anything I'd own.

      Just saying something is smart or wifi enabled is a good way to cross things off the list of potential purchases unless you are buying something for that specific use. I expect my router to be wifi enabled for example, not my toaster.

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    37. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Silicone valley -- is that somewhere near Hollywood, where the chicks all have implants?

      The stuff semiconductors are made from is silicon.

    38. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have thought through the consequences. I've been considering them with the development of technology over the last 20 years of my adult life. I went through some paranoid phases and now I don't care. I've yet to see any rational argument other than principled opposition and privacy for privacy's sake. Principles I don't share any more. Rather principles I don't care about. There are no security implications; only paranoid what-if scenarios of nutters that are less likely that existing threats to my person and property (probably by several orders...)

    39. Re:Thank you LG! by stealth_finger · · Score: 1

      decent basic ice maker

      That's a different product, called a freezer.

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    40. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The point is not to allow it to share your 'food storage information' with it's home servers.

    41. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm sure LG will auto conenct to any 'open' wifi or even have a deal with ATT/Verizon/etc to use the guest wifi on their routers for this 'service'.

    42. Re:Thank you LG! by swb · · Score: 2

      And the critics are also forgetting about the private label manufacturing of these things. My fridge says it's a Sears, but it's actually an LG and was cheaper than the equivalent LG at the time I bought it because of the way these things actually reach various sales channels and who's having what sale at what time.

      If LG has the ability to make these things at a very competitive unit cost, the usual MBA thinking is to just buy them from LG and rebrand them versus upgrading their own factories.

      And if LG integrates wifi functionality, they can just resell/rebrand that, too, to whoever is selling the fridge as their own -- voila, instant smart appliance capability with zero development cost and as the private label seller you don't really care if LG also gets the same customer data you do.

      It will wind up that you just can't buy a fridge that doesn't have this functionality and getting any warranty support will be impossible if you haven't enabled all the "smart service" functionality.

    43. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's not forget inconvenient software updates:
      http://imgur.com/gallery/a6BDN

    44. Re:Thank you LG! by tripleevenfall · · Score: 4, Funny

      Not me! I definitely want hackers to be able to shoot water and ice out of my refrigerator, and for it to upload "anonymized" data about all my activities and preferences for marketing purposes.

    45. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      My toilet already has wifi but the connection is shit.

    46. Re:Thank you LG! by Mikkeles · · Score: 2

      You're missing the fun you can have with this. Exchange the washer and vacuum WiFi units and do the same with the fridge and toilet units.

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    47. Re:Thank you LG! by MitchDev · · Score: 1

      Amen, my stove, refridgerator, washer and dryer (oh, and microwave) don't NEED Wi-Fi.

      This is just stupid crap that has no real use

    48. Re:Thank you LG! by MitchDev · · Score: 2

      It has software now, you can't return it anymore!

    49. Re:Thank you LG! by tripleevenfall · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I'm sure those microphones and cameras that all my appliances will be bristling with will NEVER be abused by anyone

    50. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Re: I do NOT want all my appliances and such, internet connected and reporting back to God knows whom my household habits, lifestyle, consumption....

      I agree, it's none of LG's business who I store in my refrigerator.

    51. Re:Thank you LG! by Sperbels · · Score: 4, Funny

      If you have nothing to hide in your refrigerator, then you have nothing to worry about.

    52. Re:Thank you LG! by faedle · · Score: 1

      I never thought I'd have to put my fridge into a DMZ.

    53. Re: Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      To quantify foot metrics of course. Don't you want to know when it's time to buy new shoes from a conveniently offered LG shoe store? How could you have survived this long without it!?

    54. Re:Thank you LG! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Can't you simply refuse to configure the WiFi? it should remain as a dumb appliance if you don't configure the WiFi.

      Or it finds a nice unsecured network to connect to all by itself. Doesn't COMCAST have the ability to turn everyone's home router into public router?

    55. Re:Thank you LG! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      In this case, privacy means having an appliance that hasn't been hijacked by hackers for a botnet or sabotaged to melt everything in your freezer (just for lulz).

    56. Re:Thank you LG! by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If they put wifi on everything, it would be ok IF AND ONLY IF it can be disabled and NOT required for operation.

      oh, you'll be able to disable it. Except for checking for updates to the FW. And the FW updates will "accidentally" reset your settings. And then eventually remove those (and all) settings.

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    57. Re:Thank you LG! by cheater512 · · Score: 1

      Nah your fridge will need to download new thermostat firmware on first powerup. :P

    58. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years just to prevent a Maximum Overdrive-style attack from my own fucking appliances

      Can you imagine? I'm wondering what the hell wireless system we're going to have here. I live in an individual dwelling neighborhood, low density, and see at least 20 routers every day on 2.4 - to the point where I had to use 5 GHz, because 2.4 was worthless.

      So now we're going to add a Refrigerator, a washer and dryer, a stove, the heating and cooling, the garage door opener, the Window blinds, the toilet, and whatever else they can figure out how to shoehorn a wireless connection onto?

      Personal Area Networks (PANs) like Bluetooth keep getting better and better (better energy efficiency, support for more devices, better congestion avoidance, better maximum throughput for larger streams). I think I saw Bluetooth 5.0 written somewhere recently. Without looking, if that doesn't have some mesh functionality, I'm sure the SIG is working on it.

      Think of who works on these committees (like the Bluetooth SIG). People from the companies that make the hardware. Guess what they want. More users online. Mesh networking which allows devices to automatically associate and start talking would be very attractive to the companies. Granted, I don't want that future, but the average Joe has been convinced: if he doesn't have anything to hide, then make no complaints, comrade.

    59. Re:Thank you LG! by tepples · · Score: 1

      Firmware embedded in an appliance, or "a computer program which is embodied in a machine or product and which cannot be copied during the ordinary operation or use of the machine or product" (17 USC 109(b)(1)(B)(i)), is exempt from copyright restrictions on software rental. It's exempt from the exchange-only provision of a typical appliance store's return policy for the same reason.

    60. Re:Thank you LG! by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      You can't sue them, since the law in most countries accepts EULAs as valid, specifically the so-called "limitations of liability".

      We need legislative changes first, whether you want regulations or not, to make manufacturers liable for security defects in their products.

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    61. Re:Thank you LG! by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Ransomware that infects TVs and Mirai botnets are "paranoid nutter scenarios"?

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    62. Re:Thank you LG! by jeffasselin · · Score: 1

      Not for the average Slashdot reader, no. But for most people out there who buy these things, it is.

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    63. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      So now we're going to add a Refrigerator, a washer and dryer, a stove, the heating and cooling, the garage door opener, the Window blinds, the toilet, and whatever else they can figure out how to shoehorn a wireless connection onto?

      It's the network usage that generates lots of packets that causes interference problems though. There is some handshaking overhead that'll get worse as you add more devices sure, but it's minimal compared to actually using the network. And those devices should use very little bandwidth. You're going to suffer far more from your neighbour using their microwave or the brickwork or metalwork in your walls blocking and reflecting the signal than from adding a handful of idle transceivers to the network.

    64. Re:Thank you LG! by fisted · · Score: 1

      But this was about Ol Olsoc's shopping list, not that of the average /. reader.

    65. Re:Thank you LG! by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Energy efficiency mandates will do that. The compressors in new refrigerators have to be so small that they run constantly, which imposes more wear and tear.

      While that might explain SOME of the issues for specific appliances, it certainly isn't the only reason for poor product lifespan nowadays.

      I have a stand mixer given to me by my mother, who bought it in the 1960s. She used it very frequently for decades (she used to bake wedding cakes as an occasional side job). Then she gave it to me about 15 years ago. It's still going strong.

      I know two people who have bought the same popular brands of mixer in the past decade, and they've both had serious problems. I know this is anecdotal, but there are reasons why you can still sell a 40+ year old stand mixer on Ebay for decent money: people know they'll probably continue to work longer than most of the stuff sold today.

      Same thing with many other appliances. Most consumers are simply happier to pay less, so manufacturers oblige and make cheaper, less durable stuff. The problem is that it becomes very difficult to even find the truly durable stuff anymore. Many manufacturers which used to be known for making stuff that would last decades simply don't seem to make that stuff anymore (even in their higher end models).

    66. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Yep. Because no one is going to think about or see it like we do. They don't worry about spectrum, bandwidth, saturation, or why their goddamn toaster needs network access. They go "oooh, wifi!". And every marketing department in the world knows it.

      To people like you and me, LG just said "We're a bunch of morons, and you're probably not going to want to buy our stuff". To everyone else, they just said "We're the most advanced appliance maker in the world, and buying our products put YOU at the forefront of technology fashion!".

      Meanwhile, I just ran cat5e through my house, since wifi is becoming less stable due to 2.4ghz getting crowded.

    67. Re: Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It would have happened anyway. The internet was never "yours" to begin with and even if it had been, we would have taken it out of your scrawny hands in a minute. Be glad it never came down to a fight you would have lost badly. You're simply back to being shunned and emarginated. In a fight you would have been destroyed.

    68. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For making my shopping easier. With all the choices out there, I can just cross LG off the list of anything I'd own.

      Agree. My GE refrigerator is on its last legs. It's replacement will not have WiFi, and thus won't be a new LG. I don't trust the security of these devices and a fear what could happen to the Internet if even a fraction of them are turned into a bot army.

      What's with these high-tech company executives? At Apple, LG, Microsoft and others they seem intent on dictating what technology we must have or can't have. Sorry Mr CEO, but I make the choices not you.

    69. Re:Thank you LG! by Solandri · · Score: 1

      There are good reasons to give some devices connectivity. e.g. A washer and dryer which buzz your phone when their cycles are done and you can put in the next load.

      I think what's going to have to be happen though is for router firewalls to be redesigned to block outgoing connections from certain IP addresses on your LAN. That will allow communication within your home, but won't allow devices to phone home like Windows 10 does. You can kinda do it now with a hosts file block, but it's kludgy and can be bypassed if the device uses raw IP addresses.

    70. Re:Thank you LG! by jimbob6 · · Score: 1

      30 minutes a day is more than enough time to upload a months worth of usage logs.

    71. Re:Thank you LG! by the_Bionic_lemming · · Score: 1

      Maybe if you use comcasts router. I bought my own.

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    72. Re:Thank you LG! by WaffleMonster · · Score: 1

      Yep. Because no one is going to think about or see it like we do. They don't worry about spectrum, bandwidth, saturation, or why their goddamn toaster needs network access. They go "oooh, wifi!". And every marketing department in the world knows it.

      To people like you and me, LG just said "We're a bunch of morons, and you're probably not going to want to buy our stuff". To everyone else, they just said "We're the most advanced appliance maker in the world, and buying our products put YOU at the forefront of technology fashion!".

      It used to be fashionable to have your teeth bleached so they would look clean and healthy. At some point it became widely understood bleach was actually rotting holes in them.

      It doesn't take long for a few news @ 10 stories about the inevitable happening. Ransomware spoils food. Is your toaster spying on you? Is your LG blender slowing down your Internet? Panini press manufacturer subpoenaed by divorce lawyers. Botnet armies of LG smart shit takes down Google.

      Trend line on public perception of technology is going in the wrong direction thanks in no small part to persistent news coverage of hack after hack after hack after hack after hack after hack after hack.

      At least a 3rd of the country now have a pessimistic default outlook on technology. I'm sure LG has looked carefully at the current environment and made the decision profiting from sprinkling Wi-Fi in everything is currently in their best interests. We'll see.

    73. Re:Thank you LG! by TWX · · Score: 1

      I'm thinking non-routable LAN...

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    74. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is: how often will it re-enable itself?

    75. Re:Thank you LG! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      How about your neighbor's router?

    76. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You know you could just not connect it. You would likely even be able to disable that feature.

    77. Re:Thank you LG! by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      If you're going to go as far as to disassemble your refrigerator just so you can swap the wifi board with one from another appliance, then just cut the antenna wire and be done with it.

    78. Re:Thank you LG! by jenningsthecat · · Score: 1

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years...

      You're being funny, but you've inadvertently raised a rather serious issue. It's inevitable that manufacturers will eventually design ALL appliances so that they either don't work at all, or have important features crippled, when they can't successfully 'phone home'. In the foreseeable future, a lot of stuff simply won't run unless it's allowed to rape your privacy in a variety of ways, and there will be a whole (probably illegal) industry devoted to bypassing the connection requirement or faking out a connection. But even that will be iffy - manufacturers will simply design their products to stop working if they haven't talked to the mothership in X days, weeks, or months.

      The days of 'if you're not paying for the product, you ARE the product' are almost gone; very soon it will be 'you ARE the product', full stop, no qualifiers. Ownership as we know it will be largely obsolete. Just about everything will be rented or leased; the down-payment will be money, and the rental / lease fees will be in the form of mined data and exposure to advertising.

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    79. Re: Thank you LG! by thesupraman · · Score: 1

      You realise that they will actually be using it to find out how they can make the device cheaper and therefore optimiser profitability, as in their perfect world all parts fail together about one week past end of warrantee?

      I just had the fun of removing the pump on my lg front loader washing machine. They claim it's non serviceable and must be replaced if it leaks.
      The fact of the matter is that there are readily replaceable o-rings, however lg installs them without any grease, and uses under sized o-rings with almost no compression. Basically designed to fail.
      The cost of a whole pump? Nicely enough to make it worth considering a new machine instead.. What a coincidence.
      The cost of a new third party o-ring? 25 cents.
      Of course this is not just lg. This is all modern manufacturers.

      If you think anything other than growth of profitability matters, then you are living in a fantasy land.

      IoT is lining up to be the new forced obsolescence. Can you not see manufacturers and governments working together to make it illegal to use devices that don't have current security patches? Don't worry.. They will patch then until end of warrantee.. You will junk them and buy the new 'secure' model like a good little consumer.

    80. Re:Thank you LG! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      And if you don't, it may decide to use the first available open access point.

    81. Re:Thank you LG! by Darinbob · · Score: 4, Funny

      I'm worried about last year's cottage cheese going bad and starting to download porn.

    82. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It used to be fashionable to have your teeth bleached so they would look clean and healthy. At some point it became widely understood bleach was actually rotting holes in them.

      And people switched to different methods of tooth whitening. It didn't become less fashionable to have teeth so bright that you could blind pilots at 40,000 feet and people didn't just stop doing the things that were turning their teeth brown in the first place. All that changed was the specific method used, not the underlying process.

      Realistically, that's all we'll see here as well. Did your devices get hacked? Obviously you chose the wrong brand. Or you should have bought our special appliance-friendly firewall. Have you been keeping up on the software updates for all 10,000 internet-enabled devices in your home? If not, it's clearly your fault for being an irresponsible owner of devices with features you never wanted in the first place but have been convinced via aggressive marketing that you can't live without even if you can't figure out how to use them. You need to upgrade to our new Yttrizyvox gateway! For every new attack vector, there's a new product that someone will try to sell you to fix it. Not having the attack vector in the first place is never the recommended solution.

    83. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That doesn't look like walnuts in them there brownies.
      [checks state location of IP address]
      [state equals colorado, washington]
        - fail -
      get 'em!

    84. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm starting to worry that I'm going to have to wrap my house in a Faraday cage in a few years just to prevent a Maximum Overdrive-style attack from my own fucking appliances

      I'm still trying to figure out how they're going to successfully add wifi to the microwave.
      Who needs shielding when the kitchen comes with its very own signal jammer?

    85. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, we like to think that; but the truth is that it's more likely to be like the noise-maker car alarms. Used to be only assholes had them. It came standard with my car, and when you ask around about disabling it they act like you're a criminal. The only thing that PoS has ever done is annoy the living shit out of me when it went off by accident. I never asked for that shit. I still got it. Didn't even occur to me I'd have it until I drove it off the lot.

    86. Re:Thank you LG! by CTU · · Score: 2

      Just do not allow it to connect to your network or not allow it to get online by configuring your router?

    87. Re: Thank you LG! by thundercattt · · Score: 1

      Simple fix on the router. Mac address filtering. Poor fridge isn't on the accepted list. Kinda like my "Smart" TV

    88. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what would that do I think people are looking for zero phoning home not scheduled phone calls

    89. Re:Thank you LG! by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Luckily those are fairly rare these days. Pretty much all consumer APs come pre-configured with a default password setup for the wifi. The only open APs you find anymore are people who've managed to keep their ancient router running somehow or those who intentionally open it, which isn't very many people in either case.

      Most business APs, even the free ones, at the very least require you to click OK on some sort of usage agreement before they'll route you publicly.

      Open APs just aren't really all that common anymore. At least not around where I live. They still exist to be sure, but its not like the old days where 90% of them were just always available to anyone within range, and the fraction of open APs continues to go down as more and more of those ancient routers get replaced.

    90. Re:Thank you LG! by Altrag · · Score: 1

      That's a pretty ungrounded suspicion. Mostly because there's basically no point in bothering. The vast majority of consumers will just plug in their wifi details in order to get the fancy new features without considering the implications so there's little reason to go to that much of an extreme to catch the odd guy who cares enough (or doesn't care enough) to give their new device the access it requests.

      Not to mention the potential lawsuits when someone catches that kind of trickery. Companies can argue that you "agreed" to send them all of your private data in the EULA you didn't read, but they definitely won't have much ground to stand on if they start arbitrarily sending your information to all of your neighbors.

    91. Re: Thank you LG! by Altrag · · Score: 1

      make it illegal to use devices that don't have current security patches

      The rest of your post I agree with, but I can't see this happening. Simply because its unenforceable -- No matter how business-oriented the government, they're going to be hard-pressed to tell a poor family that they have to throw out their perfectly good fridge or stove or whatever when they can't afford a replacement. Its getting close to forced starvation at that point, and that won't really fly.

    92. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sadly that's not how modern consumerism works. I hate to refer to "reality" TV here but... take a look at virtually any renovation-based show. The "before" of the kitchen will involve a slightly daggy but perfectly functional fridge with maybe a few use marks, dents or whatever. This will be tossed in act one - not because it doesn't work, isn't practical, or isn't efficient, but just because it's "old". The features of the replacement won't be practicality, efficiency, or any other rational features: they will be: does it look good, what (useless) features does it have, does it match the splash back. And people love this crap: they eat it up, and they buy accordingly.

    93. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Like they haven't thought of that.

      It will come with instructions that point out that it will be crippled unless you can get it hooked up to the Internet.

      For reference, see this:

      A website is telling me to disable AdBlock before it will show content.

      And I tell them to fuck off. Sites like Forbes need so very badly to go out of business. DEmanding that IO install malware on my computer in order to have teh life changing experience of reading their mediocre articles. Sorry, Forbes and all of you other cancers on the face of the earth, you need me to see your for shit ads more than I ever need to see your articles, and your password changing malware.

      My Appliances need to do th ework they were designed to do, to use energy efficiently, and not serve me ads or provide a cash flow for McAffee anti virus for refrigerators.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    94. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That's not what he meant. He just got the terminology wrong. The reason he has had to swap to 5Ghz is not because of routing but because the physical transmission spectrum is full. IOW too many channels and they try to talk over each other. What is transmitting and receiving is irrelevant. Each IOT device will be using up a channel or over saturating the one that several may be sharing. Doing this raises the noise floor and reduces available bandwidth for that channel and if your device is programmed for it, it will increase the transmit power to compensate. Except then the next device notices the higher noise so it increases its power too and so on and so on so it ends up being a big ol electronic screaming match. Being in an apartment complex is even worse cause now the devices are arguing with each other AND with all the neighbors.

    95. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      There are good reasons to give some devices connectivity. e.g. A washer and dryer which buzz your phone when their cycles are done and you can put in the next load.

      Finally! It was impossible until the Internet came along. Ahh, sorry, got carried away there.

      I think what's going to have to be happen though is for router firewalls to be redesigned to block outgoing connections from certain IP addresses on your LAN. That will allow communication within your home, but won't allow devices to phone home like Windows 10 does. You can kinda do it now with a hosts file block, but it's kludgy and can be bypassed if the device uses raw IP addresses.

      The problem I see is why on earth allow one more enemy to take over our life that we have to fight with to keep out of the house.

      The only useful aspect of this might be to provide an alabi. "Where were you on the night of April 10th at 10:30 p.m. Mr Olsoc?

      "Getting a beer out of the refrigerator, Officer. The fingerprint sensor, refrigerator inventory, and webcam on my LG refrigerator confirms that. Then I took a shit on my LG commode with fecalyzer, which will confirm it was my turds emanating from my anus."

      "Okay, you are free to go"

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    96. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      While I agree in principle, it's not like it's difficult to prevent that crap from talking to the outside world.

      Maybe you, maybe me - but not most people You know, the ones who have already participated in a botnet DDOS. https://business.kaspersky.com... and it's going to get much worse before it gets better.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    97. Re:Thank you LG! by Darinbob · · Score: 1

      These open access points are not rare. I see plenty in my neighborhood, my mother's neighborhood, and a friend's neighborhood.

    98. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      This isn't going to add to the number of routers, since the appliances are going to connect to the net through your existing router. It's just going to mean that homes are going to have a ton of devices connecting to their routers.

      You figure it isn't going to add to the number of signals those routers are handling? Especially on 2.4 GHz, where the channels overlap? And 5 GHz doesn't overlap, but the signal strength falls off really quickly

      Point is, the channels are getting crowded, very crowded

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    99. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      My toilet already has wifi but the connection is shit.

      Ba-dump!

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    100. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile, I just ran cat5e through my house, since wifi is becoming less stable due to 2.4ghz getting crowded.

      I am going to do that this spring. The wife has used Wireless in the living room, but I'm tired of it getting bitched up every so often from adjacent channel interference. I'll only have the new laptop that amazingly enough, has no wired ethernet. Gonna get a USB ethernet adapter for that one.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    101. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      It used to be fashionable to have your teeth bleached so they would look clean and healthy. At some point it became widely understood bleach was actually rotting holes in them.

      Notice how many Television ads for "sensitive teeth" there are? They say its because we are eating so many fruits and vegetables. Um huh! My dentist tried to talk me into it, but I noticed when he smiled, his own teeth were becoming translucent and blue. Hoomins iz such azzholes.

      It doesn't take long for a few news @ 10 stories about the inevitable happening. Ransomware spoils food. Is your toaster spying on you? Is your LG blender slowing down your Internet? Panini press manufacturer subpoenaed by divorce lawyers. Botnet armies of LG smart shit takes down Google.

      Trend line on public perception of technology is going in the wrong direction thanks in no small part to persistent news coverage of hack after hack after hack after hack after hack after hack after hack.

      At least a 3rd of the country now have a pessimistic default outlook on technology. I'm sure LG has looked carefully at the current environment and made the decision profiting from sprinkling Wi-Fi in everything is currently in their best interests. We'll see.

      District attorneys will not like that people will be able to use the spying on them in their alibis either. If the refrigerator proves you were in the frig at the time your ex was murdered, it interferes with their tough on crime gotta put someone in jail world.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    102. Re:Thank you LG! by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      You can check out any time you like but you can never leave.

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      It little behooves the best of us to comment on the rest of us.
    103. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      You know you could just not connect it. You would likely even be able to disable that feature.

      We are in a post trust age of the internet. I do not trust anything that attaches to it, and don't trust anything that has the capability to attach to it, unless I can verify that there isn't anything around to attach to.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    104. Re:Thank you LG! by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Yeah, we like to think that; but the truth is that it's more likely to be like the noise-maker car alarms. Used to be only assholes had them. It came standard with my car, and when you ask around about disabling it they act like you're a criminal. The only thing that PoS has ever done is annoy the living shit out of me when it went off by accident. I never asked for that shit. I still got it. Didn't even occur to me I'd have it until I drove it off the lot.

      One time I walked near a Jeep in the local Taco Bell Restaurant, and it started yapping at me "You are too close, Move away now!" I was like 5 feet away. So I called a few friends, and we had fun setting it off.

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      The shepherds did so well protecting the flock that the sheep no longer believed that wolves existed.
    105. Re:Thank you LG! by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Weird. Guess it depends where you are. I see hardly any.. maybe 1 in 10 or so, not counting things like coffee shops and other business-run hotspots (which are usually "open" in that anyone can connect, but requires you to punch an agree button before it'll let you connect to the internet.)

      Of course where I live, both of our major ISPs provide wifi routers with serialized default passwords (ie: different for each unit,) so the only people with open wifi are people who explicitly want to allow strangers on their network (or the occasional person who has a really really old router,) which isn't very many.

      I suppose in places where the ISPs don't provide security by default, the situation would likely be different. But I'd blame that on the ISPs more than the consumers -- ISPs should know (and do) better while Grandma Ester really shouldn't be required to think about these things just to visit some quilting websites.

    106. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Your points are valid until the last one.

      "District attorneys will not like that people will be able to use the spying on them in their alibis either. If the refrigerator proves you were in the frig at the time your ex was murdered, it interferes with their tough on crime gotta put someone in jail world."

      However, in a technical mathematics world, there is no golden backdoor (it's else all or none). The refrigerator that proves you were in the fridge can be hacked and override with fake evidences that proves you killed your ex. In fact, the district attorneys can easily hire a hacker to do it for them, completing their "gotta put someone in jail world" task.

      The real approach is to get a better lawyer. You can't fix stupid politic with science and technology, you can with money.

    107. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      same plans here.....narrows it down to no LG

    108. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's not going to matter when just about every readily available fridge on the market "supports" (re: requires) this. Unless, of course, you can build your own somehow... which will be usable right up until Federal law requires that all fridges be equipped with Wi-Fi.

    109. Re:Thank you LG! by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      A house with a Tin Foil Hat

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    110. Re:Thank you LG! by mjwx · · Score: 2

      If you have nothing to hide in your refrigerator, then you have nothing to worry about.

      The fridge can be trusted, it's the dishwasher that's the snitch.

      --
      Calling someone a "hater" only means you can not rationally rebut their argument.
    111. Re:Thank you LG! by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      I'm waiting for them to install GPS on all appliances

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      We are Dead Stars looking back Up at the Sky
    112. Re:Thank you LG! by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      What voltage does your toilet run on ?

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    113. Re: Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hot damn, do you have how any idea just how valuable that would be? Sending back usage data to my home PC to inform me if there are improvements I can make to my technique for putting on shoes?

    114. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous+CowWord · · Score: 1

      It is not so cut and dry. Suing a manufacturer for security vulnerabilities means that you can sue other industries e.g. lock manufacturers for break-ins, car manufacturers for car theft, etc. which is unrealistic.

      That said, I am all for legislation that forces manufacturers to fix any known security vulnerabilities.

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      Disclaimer: My opinions are my own and do not, in any way, reflect the opinions of my employer or university.
    115. Re:Thank you LG! by Sperbels · · Score: 1

      Of all the appliances to betray me, it's got to be one I like the most.

    116. Re:Thank you LG! by TWX · · Score: 1

      Except that in those cases, the person has to be physically present to perform the tampering, and the person can basically only tamper with one device at a time. On top of that they are there to physically take possession of something, like the vehicle itself, or the chattel property that was stored behind the lock. Lastly, the compromise usually lasts only so long as the perpetrator is physically present.

      Software vulnerabilities are compromised remotely and can be compromised in an automated fashion, does not require the perpetrator to touch the device directly, and lasts indefinitely unless steps are taken to end the compromise.

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    117. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, wireless suffers a lot more when it comes to high contention because the way the 802.11 protocol works is by playing with time. Ethernet fares better with high contention because it can detect collisions and sending a jamming signal when there's a collision, which saves a lot of time.

      I'm also not a whole fan of the whole connect everything to the internet IoT thing because of security reasons, and most people aren't smart enough to configure their routers to only allow traffic to certain places for certain devices.

    118. Re:Thank you LG! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Two-turdy

    119. Re:Thank you LG! by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Just do not allow it to connect to your network or not allow it to get online by configuring your router?

      Hahahaha. They will soon use a non-opt out lifetime cellular service plan as a backup.

    120. Re:Thank you LG! by burtosis · · Score: 1

      Like they haven't thought of that.

      It will come with instructions that point out that it will be crippled unless you can get it hooked up to the Internet.

      For reference, see this:

      A website is telling me to disable AdBlock before it will show content.

      Worse it will come with a lifetime cellular network connection and you cannot opt out, even by not connecting it to a router.

  2. I don't see where the "threat" is... by PrimaryConsult · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Unless I'm missing something, if you don't want this functionality just don't give it your wifi password? Not really a "threat"...

    1. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

      The "threat" comes when somebody with an exploit kit and a laptop drives by and turns your fridge into a ransomeware tool that spoils your food and posts naked photos of you getting up for a midnight snack on reddit.

    2. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Notabadguy · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Yes, it is a threat - if a device can be connected to, it's exposed to compromise.

      I want my fridge to keep my milk, meet and liquor cold. I do not want it to tell me anything, ever. I do not want it to engage with me, to use my bandwidth, to report back to LG on my shopping habits, to fill out a grocery list, or do ANYTHING except serve as a platform to chill the things I desire chilled.

      Bad enough that pacemakers are getting hacked and hospital networks are getting shut down - I have zero interest in furthering this stupid fucking push to make everything available for someone else to exploit.

    3. Re: I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The appliances will cost more because of it.

      That's why they're doing the WiFi, they have no other good ideas to convince you to upgrade.

    4. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can I also not pay the up-charge for wi-fi connectivity as well? If I don't want it, I don't want to pay for it.

    5. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The cooling coils don't work unless they can phone home to LG.

    6. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Unless I'm missing something, if you don't want this functionality just don't give it your wifi password? Not really a "threat"...

      How certain are you that there are no open wifi networks within the range of your fridge?

    7. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by dontbemad · · Score: 1

      Just more editorial bias. The thought is that embedded wifi will only ever be a security risk, and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      On a slightly related note: I am always surprised (ok, maybe not surprised but annoyed) at how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives. I get that there are inherent security risks and problems, but as someone who enjoys the lightning pace that society is advancing at in the last couple centuries or so, I feel perfectly willing to deal with hiccups along the way.

    8. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But surely you must give the wifi password to enable _any_ functionality. And this new scheme comes from the very same company which refused to fix its malware infected smart-tv:s and which was spying on its smart-tv users even if users had disabled that functionality.

    9. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > Unless I'm missing something, if you don't want this functionality just don't give it your wifi password?

      This shows how far even us geeks are from understanding all the unintended consequences involved.

      For just one hole in your reasoning: OK, you don't give "it" a password. What makes you believe "it" won't get access through your neighbor's router, whose default password is well-known and baked into every IoThing's firmware?

    10. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by serviscope_minor · · Score: 2

      switch liquor to quality scotch so that it doesn't need to be chilled.

      Problem solved.

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      SJW n. One who posts facts.
    11. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      The cooling coils don't work unless they can phone home to LG.

      Well how else would you expect a customer to know that he has authentic LG cooling coils and not a third party replacement that could potentially damage your device, start a fire, or sacrifice your pets while you're not looking?

      They only have your best interests in mind.

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      "People who think they know everything are very annoying to those of us who do."-Mark Twain
    12. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Junta · · Score: 1

      A lot of us are less worried about what our *own* appliances are doing and how they are set up than they are worried about how *other* appliances are set up. Electronics mindlessly tossing in connectivity makes for potentially larger and larger botnets to wreak havoc on the rest of us.

      Of course, LG determining that computing with internet connectivity is now so cheap that there's no point in ever omitting it is rather a symptom rather than a cause (if they did omit on principle, then the equally cheap internet connected competitors would just outsell them).

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    13. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How certain are you that there are no open wifi networks within the range of your fridge?

      How certain can you be that there aren't remote exploits in the network stack that allow an attacker to force the device to connect to their network even if you've asked it not to connect to anything? I'm pretty uncertain, knowing how these companies pay the lowest bidder to write their spyware the fastest and cheapest.

    14. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by starblazer · · Score: 4, Insightful

      I think what the science and tech community is complaining about is feature creep. I don't need my toaster to have bluetooth to tell me the toast is done. I need the toaster to last a year or three.

      I don't want a fridge that can phone home to the masters and have them pester me about a 'service tech' should come out and vacuum the coils. I can do that myself.

      Just because we can put a wifi card in it doesn't mean we should. If you really wanted to make sure your fridge was at a safe temp... you can do that already with an Arduino and a sensor. No vendor lock-in... no calling home to daddy corporation with your personal habits (shopping and usage).

      Give me an appliance that are built to last for at least a decade.... and I'll start letting you throw Wifi in it.

    15. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by aix+tom · · Score: 5, Insightful

      I wonder if have any idea in their deranged mind to *lower* the cost of the fridge, but require a monthly subscription for it to work.
      Which would open up an opportunity for black-marked "DRM-Removed" household appliances....... "Download 12 month of refrigeration from piratebay!!!"

    16. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > The thought is that embedded wifi will only ever be a security risk, and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      And it's right!

    17. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by aix+tom · · Score: 1

      Just more editorial bias. The thought is that embedded wifi will only ever be a security risk, and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      Well, if WiFi is of use to anyone, they could perfectly well sell Friges which have a WiFi option. That is no reason to *force* the cost and security risk of wifi onto everyone who doesn't want it.

    18. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am always surprised (ok, maybe not surprised but annoyed) at how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives.

      When you deal with tech that doesn't work right all day, the last thing you need in your life is more tech that doesn't work right. I spend all day fixing broken computer code and dealing with machines that have all sorts of malfunctions. I don't need to come home to get a beer to relax and find that I have to battle with the fridge's wifi to get one.

      Science and tech people are also the ones that get to fix this stuff for friends and family members. My mother got a FitBit and an Alexa for Christmas from coworkers. She says "You know how to work all this stuff, right?"
      "Why would I? I don't have these devices."
      "Well, you're a rocket scientist [I work for NASA, but not on rockets]. You should know how to work it!"
      "I don't deal with watches and Amazon Dots at work. You know as much about this junk as I do."

    19. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      So what you're saying is that if he drinks enough "quality scotch" that he won't notice that the remainder of his unrefrigerated food has gone bad.

    20. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      On a slightly related note: I am always surprised (ok, maybe not surprised but annoyed) at how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives. I get that there are inherent security risks and problems, but as someone who enjoys the lightning pace that society is advancing at in the last couple centuries or so, I feel perfectly willing to deal with hiccups along the way.

      If you believe that LG will support, patch, and upgrade the software on this device through the 20 year lifespan of a refrigerator?!

      The fridge in my apartment is 32 years old. It was an early model where the manufacturers had started to cover up the coils on the back. My parents had a model in that style in glorious Harvest Gold (google that color), and it lasted them 30 years.

      Suppose, magically, that someone had embedded a CRT into the fridge (we'll ignore the engineering difficulties) - the state of the art for online updates would have been to plug the fridge into a landline and dial up Compuserve at 300 baud. Dialup access to Compuserve ceased to be a thing decades ago. Nobody makes CRTs anymore

      Will anybody be using 802.11g in 20 years? Wireless modems aren't going to last you 20 years either - AT&T's 2G network is now shut down, and 3G and 4G will be on the dustbin of history in 10 years, never mind 20-30. The only people using that WiFi access point will be the people exploiting its security holes. Because the people who created it will have moved on to other things.

      For instance, you can tap twice on its 29-inch 1080p touchscreen to turn the screen "transparent" and see what's in your fridge, something that would normally require grabbing the handle of the fridge and applying an amount of force sufficient to open the door.

      Rip out the WiFi, and that might actually be useful. Some engineer can probably tell us how much energy (and this isn't about politics, it's about dollars on the electric bill) is actually wasted every time someone opens the door to stare at the refrigerator's contents. But it's conceivable that intermittently lighting a 1W $50 flat panel display for 30 seconds per tap, and wiring it to a $5 camera sensor could add up to more than $55 in electric bill savings when compared to a typical daily workload of opening and closing the fridge 10 times a day.

    21. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by TWX · · Score: 3, Insightful

      It's also fairly likely that these appliances will be "promiscuous" with regard to trying to find WIFI to connect to, because the average consumer can't be counted-on to be tech-savvy enough to set it up properly, and the average appliance installer probably can't either. Even if someone never configures the WIFI, the fridge will probably be configured, out of the box, to look for WIFI, so anyone within range that sets themselves up as a hotspot will become a perferred network for the appliance.

      I'm not 100% against the idea of appliances with some kind of network communication, but I am very much against it with the current IoT mindset, which revolves around people in positions of authority that do not understand the ramifications of the threat. Unfortunately I do not see this changing until these manufacturers lose their shirts over compromised applicances.

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    22. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by TheDarkMaster · · Score: 1

      It can become one when a hacker walks through the neighborhood, discovers the wi-fi of your refrigerator open , and the next morning you find out that the firmware has changed and now your refrigerator shoots olives and eggs at relativistic speeds against any moving object in the kitchen.

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    23. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by mikeabbott420 · · Score: 1

      At first I laughed then I realized that if I had mod points they would be used on insightful.

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    24. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by ChrisMaple · · Score: 1

      Egads. If you want to check the temperature in your refrigerator, put a thermometer in it.

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    25. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's also fairly likely that these appliances will be "promiscuous" with regard to trying to find WIFI to connect to

      Obviously forgetting about the legal ramifications of doing so; connecting to an unsecured WiFi isn't legal in every country, whatever your defense.

    26. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How certain are you that this isn't going to lead to a situation where, in 5 years time, you won't be able to buy a brand new fridge that will actually cool anything without first confirming its ability to phone home and live-stream whatever's in range of its built-in camera and mic?

    27. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by TheRaven64 · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The thought is that embedded wifi will only ever be a security risk, and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      No, the thought is that embedded WiFi is a security risk and this risk outweighs the benefits. A typical fridge lasts, what, 10-20 years? Do you think LG is going to be back-porting network stack security fixes to Linux for 20 years? Do you think that, even if they wanted to, they will make enough profit on fridges to be able to afford to? Over the last 3-4 years, I've lost track of the number of vulnerabilities that enable anyone who can send a packet to the stack to gain kernel-level privilege. Will LG be fixing all of these for the lifetime of the fridge?

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    28. Re: I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "But but but what did we send you to school for? If not to pay us back by pestering you endlessly about appliances we don't need"

      You should have told her she doesn't want or need those things. She would probably say I do. That's when you go dark on them. When they asked what happen to you for 2-3 days, say your Fitbit and echo took over you and your house and demanded ransom to be set free ;)

    29. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How certain are you that this isn't going to lead to a situation where, in 5 years time, you won't be able to buy a brand new fridge that will actually cool anything without first confirming its ability to phone home and live-stream whatever's in range of its built-in camera and mic?

      Which then you buy an commercial grade fridge which won't have this amount of "stupid" therein.

      You avoid the dumbsumer fridges if that's what's become of them!

    30. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Aqualung812 · · Score: 1

      That is no reason to *force* the cost and security risk of wifi onto everyone who doesn't want it.

      I get your cost argument, but I fail to understand the security risk if you don't permit it to connect to your network.

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    31. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by msauve · · Score: 2

      "So what you're saying is that if he drinks enough "quality scotch" that he won't notice that the remainder of his unrefrigerated food has gone bad."

      There's a reason haggis is closely associated with Scotland.

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    32. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Notabadguy · · Score: 1

      I do drink scotch. However, as a scotch drinker, one does not refrigerate scotch.

      On my liquor bar I have...

      1. Johnny Walker Blue Label.
      2. Johnny Walker Blue Label (full of Johnny Walker Double Black for people who don't know scotch or think it should be mixed or have ice in it).
      3. Signatory 1988 Fettercairn (Bottle #211 out of #216)

      In the fridge I have....Milk.

      In the freezer I have two little metal cubes that can be used to chill scotch if people so desire.

      None of which requires internet.

    33. Re: I don't see where the "threat" is... by UltraZelda64 · · Score: 1

      The second someone hacks my refrigerator and makes my beer get warm, someone is going to DIE...

      And worse, with the future these dumbasses want, even light bulbs will be connected. So once an intruder has bypassed the fridge, surely it will be nothing to disable all the light bulbs, so good luck even finding your way to that warm beer in the first place!

      LG really is simplifying shopping; just add their name to the boycott list and avoid.

    34. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I get your cost argument, but I fail to understand the security risk if you don't permit it to connect to your network.

      Because it cant POSSIBLY connect to another network.

    35. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by tepples · · Score: 1

      Which then you buy an commercial grade fridge which won't have this amount of "stupid" therein.

      Good luck setting up a corporation or LLC and obtaining a food vendor permit from your local government in order to qualify to purchase "an commercial grade fridge".

    36. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by jm007 · · Score: 1

      No forcing. They just offer a product and you decide if it works for or not.

      And yes, use of the word 'threaten' shows editorial bias but the article is not presented as an opinion piece. The author ANDREW CUNNINGHAM, with his degree in the Classics, should be aware of this but it isn't mentioned.

    37. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by tepples · · Score: 1

      I fail to understand the security risk if you don't permit it to connect to your network.

      Until the majority of manufacturers of refrigerators for the home market decide not to turn on the compressor unless the appliance has phoned home recently. Not everybody has the money to buy a router capable of running third-party firmware that supports setting up a segregated network for each appliance.

    38. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yiu can get a midnight snack on reddit?

    39. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by ilsaloving · · Score: 1

      Why would they want to lower the cost of a product if they can do something else that makes them more profit? Then then can just roll out a new marketing campaign to convince the masses that they can't live without their new doohickey.

    40. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wha' is this "Johnnie Walker" ye speak of? 'Tis nae Scotch, i' must be one o' them mixtures o' leftovers from distilling a real whisky, like yon Fettercairn.

    41. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just more editorial bias. The thought is that embedded wifi will only ever be a security risk, and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      It's not bias if it's a real-world observation.

      I am always surprised (ok, maybe not surprised but annoyed) at how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives.

      That's because we understand it better than the morons who just use it. Nothing against progress per se but when there are more "hiccups" than actual progress, it's kind of self defeating.

    42. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No need for a food vendor permit or any of that horse pucky.

      http://www.homedepot.com/b/Appliances-Refrigerators-Commercial-Refrigerators/

      Your local hardware store will be glad to sell you one without a permit, including free shipping.

    43. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " but I fail to understand "

      Exactly.

    44. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 3, Interesting

      While I am generally in the same camp, when you look at the slick design Samsung has integrating the communications between the phone, washer/dryer, TV, and Fridge... it opens up interesting possibilities. The display showing the interior of the fridge the last time it was closed is great; the multiple cameras do a good job of sticking together the interior. It is cool that you can "keep watching the game" from the fridge, or know exactly how long the washing machine has left.

      For many people, the idea that more milk arrives on your doorstep when you need it is nice as well.

      I am at peace with the LAN of Things... just hate the WAN and WLAN of Things... I don't want Things to use wireless communications where I cannot unplug/filter the content reliably.

    45. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      JW Blue is a waste of money. It is barely any better than JW Gold, and many many respected experts will say that gold is actually a better scotch.
      Honestly if you want to drink some good stuff get away from the Marketing junk that is JW.

      Macallan 18 is far better and is not a blended.

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    46. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      Got a Kelvinator in the house right now . no need to get "permits"

      http://www.kelvinatorcommercia...

      You just don't understand, Us rich don't have to abide by the rules you proles have to follow.

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    47. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Obligatory XKCD (Zealous Autoconfig): https://xkcd.com/416/

    48. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by tepples · · Score: 0

      No need for a food vendor permit or any of that horse pucky.

      Yet. I apologize for not specifying earlier, but once the major refrigerator makers finish rolling out a requirement to phone home, they're likely to prohibit sale of their commercial grade refrigerators for installation in private residences. Furthermore, they're likely to lobby for regulation to enforce this in urban areas nationwide on the pretense of controlling refrigerant emissions.

    49. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by AthanasiusKircher · · Score: 2

      Give me an appliance that are built to last for at least a decade.... and I'll start letting you throw Wifi in it.

      I absolutely agree with everything you said -- but I will just add that it's these "features" that frequently decrease product lifespan.

      For example: Why are modern stoves loaded with digital displays and buttons to select temperature, etc.? Why can't I just have a mechanical dial to select temperature? Seriously -- ovens tend to reach temperatures above 500 degees F (much higher if you use self-cleaning). And no matter how much heat shielding you put around stuff, there are going to be major temperature swings, which can't be good for just about any electronic component.

      I've known two different people who have had catastrophic failures of stoves occur on holidays, not because of anything wrong with the mechanical elements of the stoves, but because the electronic units failed suddenly. If only they had a manual dial to turn them on, the stoves could have been used fine. Yet it's becoming increasingly difficult to find stoves/ovens without fancy (and completely unnecessary) electronic components.

      Similarly, I don't need a washer/dryer that talks to me or has a digital readout of what it's doing with my clothes. Just an old-school dial I can turn and a few mechanical selector buttons or switches is fine, thank you. And my refrigerator definitely doesn't need a screen or wifi. For most appliances, even basic electronics are just more stuff that can wrong with an appliance -- and most of this for very little gain.

    50. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by TimothyDavis · · Score: 1

      Additionally, many of the "smart" capabilities work against the lifespan of a device. Refrigerators are devices that I expect to last 20+ years with minimal maintenance (changing water hoses and filters, vacuuming dust on coils, etc). I don’t want to be replacing my refrigerator because the flash used by the OS fails and the device won’t function as a refrigerator anymore.

      There is little value that an LCD panel brings to a refrigerator, and even less value in having it WiFi enabled. Thus, there is little incentive for me as a purchaser to go that direction. I’m already pissed at how difficult and expensive it is to replace the plastic ice chute on my current refrigerator. I don’t want to even consider replacing the board driving the “smart” capabilities of a refrigerator (or having to ensure that the firmware my refrigerator is running doesn’t have vulnerabilities).

    51. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Bad enough that pacemakers are getting hacked...

      Yeah, thankfully only 1 man(nequin) has died as a result.

    52. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      , and could never possibly be of use to anyone.

      It can be of use to someone. But not to me.

      how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives.

      I'm not against all new technology, but neither do I want technology in all areas of my life. I'm at a loss for why I would want any WiFi on my fridge, or really any appliance.

      as someone who enjoys the lightning pace that society is advancing at in the last couple centuries or so, I feel perfectly willing to deal with hiccups along the way.

      I feel compelled to point out that society as progressed in some ways, and in other areas "progressed" towards distopian ideas that are currently (and properly) decried as repugnant. The most obvious example of the latter is the "progressive" eugenics programs of the 1930's and 1940's.

      It's great that technology advances, but certainly we want some idea of where its going, and how to best use it. For example, technology enabled the concept of a 40-hour-work-week, but it took political action to achieve it.

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    53. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by danomac · · Score: 1

      No kidding, they even make them with suction cups so you'll see it when you open the door. Why overcomplicate things?

    54. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by dontbemad · · Score: 1

      I'm at a loss for why I would want any WiFi on my fridge, or really any appliance.

      I can think of one example. Let's say you own said wifi-enabled fridge. Now lets also say that said fridge can detect the presence of small RFID chips that could someday be included on some prepackaged foods (lets say a gallon of milk). Now lets also say that said gallon of milk has a small, cheap, and disposable sensor built right into the packaging that detects a "low milk level" and flips a small internal switch to change its RFID configuration to read as "low milk". Your wifi fridge can detect, for instance, when your 7 year old takes the gallon out and empties it while you're out and about. When the fridge detects this, it can send you a text, update your digital shopping list, etc. without any further interaction. Now, as you're leaving your appointment (or whatever) you see that you need milk, and can stop on the way home.

      This is a fairly specific scenario, sure. And I imagine that a lot (read: most) of the people on this site wouldn't want this kind of "invasion of privacy" in the first place. My original point was that this could be pretty cool to a lot of people, and while sure, there are doors open for advertisements and security breeches and all manner of thing, the idea of automating something as annoyingly trivial as remembering to check the supply of milk in the fridge is interesting (to me, at least).

      I'm against dystopian "daddy-corp knows all" type futures, of course. But automation and IoT devices don't have to mean that. If anything, I would say we should embrace them sooner than later so that we can voice our opinions and demands now, before the rest of society just takes whatever they're given.

    55. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The problem is the proliferation of tech that is unneeded, undesired, controlled by others for use against us, or that creates and exposes a vulnerability or liability we didn't have to worry about before. /. is a very progressive site. Progressive as in progress, not (necessarily) the political double-think. We like things and technologies that enhance and expand our lives, moving us forward. We dislike technologies that introduce more problems than they solve, especially when the solved problem was the manufacturer's and not the purchaser's (but guess who gets the newly created problems).

      Just because this is a 'tech site' doesn't mean we're required to slavishly drool over whatever piece of shit someone decided to electrify and hook up to the wifi.

    56. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by TWX · · Score: 1

      Can't find it now but there was a Dilbert strip where the PHB's phone associated via Bluetooth to the jet aircraft he was in and Hilarity Ensued...

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    57. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think you misunderstand how things like this work.

      I have more than a few tools and appliances that are commercial or industrial grade. Hell, I've even got a couple pieces of mil-spec electronics kit (mostly just as curiosities and conversation pieces). Never once did I have to show 'proof of corporation', a vendor permit/license, or anything else other than payment for a piece of equipment or material that wasn't innately hazardous, and even some that were.

      I will concede that with some large, bulky, or especially heavy pieces of equipment (larger than a fridge), the vendor might refuse to ship to a non-commercial address. This isn't any sort of regulatory hurdle as much as they'll ship it on a semi trailer along with many other pallet-ed loads besides yours, and it can only be properly unloaded at a loading dock by forklift. Every vendor this has come up with has been happy to work with me on arranging a pickup or make my own shipping arrangements.

      Seriously. If I was in the market for a commercial fridge and they demanded to see my food vendor permit before selling me one, I'd think they were joking. When I realized they were serious, I'd laugh in their faces. Unless you're expecting LG to pull off some amazing feats of regulatory lobbying to protect their smart-fridge market, your comment is really out of touch.

    58. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Notabadguy · · Score: 0

      *laughing* I have an ASSLOAD of scotches on my bar - I noted the Fettercairn because its the prize of my current collection (forlornly down to 1/4 of a bottle), and I noted the two JWs because they're fun.

      1. The reason for having the two of them is a fun story to tell scotch drinkers.
      2. I don't actually drink it; it's there to decorate my bar.
      3. My go-to scotch is Deanston 12 year.
      4. My backup go-to scotch is Monkey Shoulder.
      5. My backup backup scotch....

      There's a Macallan 18 year on there as well, and a nice crystal decanter with matching glasses full of Clan Macgregor Scotch.

      Point being; they're there for different reasons.

    59. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by maharvey · · Score: 1

      Nah, they'll just work out a deal with Comcast to connect up to the nearest cable router, even if it's at your neighbor's house.

    60. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by s122604 · · Score: 1

      because, they're all just luddites.. filthy, crabby luddites.

      "He gazed up at the enormous face. Forty years it had taken him to learn what kind of smile was hidden beneath the dark moustache. O cruel, needless misunderstanding! O stubborn, self-willed exile from the loving breast! Two gin-scented tears trickled down the sides of his nose. But it was all right, everything was all right, the struggle was finished. He had won the victory over himself. He loved Big Brother."

    61. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      In over 50 years I have not heard of anyone's fridge being the source of a fire.
      Or are they installing lithium batteries now to backup power for its wifi connection that we don't need to begin with?
      A fridge needs only 2 things - power and a thermometer - to keep me safe.

    62. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Which then you buy an commercial grade fridge which won't have this amount of "stupid" therein.

      Good luck setting up a corporation or LLC and obtaining a food vendor permit from your local government in order to qualify to purchase "an commercial grade fridge".

      That was a typographical error, not that you'd understand though. "an commercial grade fridge" was originally going to be "an industrial grade fridge" and I decided to change it at last minute, again, not that you'd understand.

    63. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Nah, they'll just work out a deal with Comcast to connect up to the nearest cable router, even if it's at your neighbor's house.

      A more likely approach would be to work on the same cellular network as smart meters to phone home, but again, I cannot see that ever happening nor can I see mandatory WiFi phone homes (at least not in the EU)

    64. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Actually,+I+do+RTFA · · Score: 1

      If anything, I would say we should embrace them sooner than later so that we can voice our opinions and demands now, before the rest of society just takes whatever they're given.

      I've spent a lot of time wondering about that issue, and using sites like Facebook in a reasonable manner, and trying to make demands. But ultimately, I don't think it'll matter. Whether you and I opt out of the daddy-corp knows all model, or whether we allow it and... what, insist on restrictions while letting it do whatever... either way, we're a disposable market segment. So, I don't really see that helping. After all, it's not like LG makes decisions by polling current customers.

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    65. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "My parents had a model in that style in glorious Harvest Gold (google that color), and it lasted them 30 years."
      My Parents went with Coppertone Brown, in 1972, just after we moved in here. The Fridge, the Stove, the Range, the Dishwasher... even the Electric Can Opener. Out in the Garage, Coppertone Brown Washer and Dryer and Deep Freezer. Sears worked out a package deal. Out went the pasty white relics from the Fifties...
      And it is still all there, and it all still mostly works, though over the years the odd belt, burner, gasket or hose needed replacement. I wish that I could say the same for my Parents... I inherited it all.
      Now the really great thing about Coppertone Brown is that you never need to seriously clean it. Just wipe down on occasion; tougher stains just add character.

      The Chinese are coming up with some great things though. Tabletop Washers, Dryers, Portable Ice Makers... Chinese homes tend to be small, so 300 pounds of Sears taking up floor space just doesn't work for them. Sometimes they combine functions. (Why they haven't cloned the Teasmade escapes me.) I've added the Portable Icemaker and a supplemental small Fridge because I really don't need a big one for day-to-day purposes, and I'm on my third Microwave Oven in ~35 years. Alas, not in Coppertone Brown.
      There are things in the back of that old Freezer, wrapped in Foil, dating back to the Carter era...

      Forget about Wifi for a moment. There is absolutely no reason why a Microwave Oven couldn't fit _inside_ a Refrigerator. Say you wanted a Frozen Pizza. So just ask for it. The Pizza works it's way down to the Oven, gets opened, gets nuked, and 15 minutes later- "DING!" Eat Pizza, put the remains back in the Oven, where it works its way back to the Freezer, getting wrapped in Aluminum Foil on the way, and gets stashed at the very back, where it suffers the fate of everything rewrapped in Aluminum Foil and stuffed in the Back. The same concept could be expanded into making the morning cuppa. One Appliance replaces three.
      There would really be no need to open this Fridge except for loading it.

      I took the cover off of the Portable Icemaker just to watch it work. It really is a marvel of whirring pumps and motors and sensors. And in fact, I'm of half a mind to visit TAP Plastics, and have them make up a replacement cover in clear Lucite.
      Or maybe something in the way of Coppertone Brown...

    66. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What crazy part of the world are you in where you need to prove 'commercial need' in order to get 'commercial grade' appliances?

    67. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by tepples · · Score: 1

      The United States. It's not true of refrigerators here, but it is true of audio and video recording equipment. For example, Serial Copy Management System (SCMS) is part of why Digital Audio Tape (DAT) never took off. Only "professional" recorders, not for sale to the general public, were capable of making a second-generation digital copy.

    68. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by aberglas · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Traditional fridges, with just a compressor and ice box up top, typically go a lot longer. The beer fridge in my shed was bought second hand 30 years ago.

      Modern fridges, with all their complex internal fans and defrost cycles go about 15 years at best. My ice maker is dead, and I just pulled apart some of the internal plumbing to fix a fan which would be beyond most people and not worth the cost of a repair man.

      New fridges with WiFi will go until they die from a bad automated software update. I'd say 8 years. But that will be OK because you will pay by the year that you use it, all controlled by the WiFi.

      It is part of advancing technology.

    69. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      20+ years with minimal maintenance

      You're in a very small minority. Most people expect appliances these days to last 3-10 years with zero maintenance -- in the sense that if it breaks down its either under warranty or it gets tossed since out-of-warranty repair usually costs more than the unit itself if you aren't capable (or willing) to do it yourself.

    70. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      It might require an initial phone home before it'll start operating, but its unlikely that it would stop running should it lose connection. There's too many potential reasons that could happen without the user explicitly turning it off.

      What you will likely lose though is things like the ability to change the temperature (because you can only do that through the screen which is actually just a front-end for myfridge.lg.com or whatever,) and of course you'd explicitly lose the advertised wifi features like being able to check if you need milk from your cell phone on your way home from work.

      Really, any single person's personal information isn't all that important to LG or other companies. What's important is the aggregate of personal information across the entire consumer base and as long as most people are playing along, LG isn't going to be putting boatloads of effort into trying to get that last 0.1% of people who are actively fighting against them -- its an uphill battle at best and the marginal gains just aren't going to be worth the R&D costs. Their time is much better spent coming up with flashy feature 2.0 in order to convince consumers to buy their brand again in 3 years when their previous model breaks down.

    71. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      After all, it's not like LG makes decisions by polling current customers.

      Actually they probably do. Market research and focus groups and the such are frequently used to judge consumer reactions to new products. They're not going to drop millions into R&D on a product nobody wants.

      Slashdot is a bit of an echo chamber with regards to such developments since most of the user base is reasonably technically literate and understand (or at least can guess, often extrapolating to unlikely extremes..) where privacy and security implications lie in products like these.

      The wider populace doesn't necessarily have those views and its almost certain LG did indeed show the "you can check your milk from your cell phone" feature to a room full of people pulled off the street who all went "oooooh shiny!"

    72. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Going that far would probably be too much, and its not really necessary anyway since most devices break down within 5 years anyway which if you think about it, could be considered a "subscription" that you have to renew every half decade.

      Not to mention things like payment plans which essentially are monthly subscriptions except when it expires, your fridge is repossessed rather than disabled.

    73. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      I don't think he was serious about the permits. I think he was making a joke about possible future regulation (because apparently "has a computer" seems to work just as well for dystopian future jokes as well as it does for patent applications.)

      Or maybe he just lives in an insane jurisdiction.

    74. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by MBGMorden · · Score: 1

      In over 50 years I have not heard of anyone's fridge being the source of a fire.
      Or are they installing lithium batteries now to backup power for its wifi connection that we don't need to begin with?
      A fridge needs only 2 things - power and a thermometer - to keep me safe.

      I think you need to have your sarcasm meter replaced. Make sure it's not one of those cheap Chinese ones off of eBay . . .

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    75. Re: I don't see where the "threat" is... by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      Welcome to the future traveller. Lightbulbs have had wifi and/or bluetooth connectivity for years.

    76. Re:I don't see where the "threat" is... by z0idberg · · Score: 1

      Exactly this.

      A similar example I hit recently (although an admittedly lower end product than a fridge). Logitech HD TV Skype camera.
      http://support.logitech.com/en...

      Came out in 2012 or there abouts. I purchased a couple in 2014 and had good use for them. Then early last year (2016) they fail at "checking internet connectivity" stage of log-in to skype. On any wireless or wired network.

      Turns out the camera is stupidly hard coded (firmware) to ping test skype.com at this step. No response means failed internet connectivity stage, no way past that step, non functioning camera. Skype had decided to configure skype.com to stop responding to ping requests (as they can do, it's their site not logitechs. Who knows, maybe they were sick of being flooded with ping requests from some other companies cameras for no good reason).

      Logitech don't sell the camera anymore, so no firmware upgrade to fix it forthcoming. Fixable by hacking around with your DNS settings on your router (if your router allows it), or some other non-trivial networking hack in order to trick your camera into thinking it is on the internet when it is already on the fucking internet.

      Logitech also went through a very helpful stage of removing all references to this problem, including customer documented workarounds, from their community support forums in an effort to sweep it under the carpet. They leave them up nowadays which is the very least that they could do seeing as it was their short sighted design decision that caused the issue in the first place.
      https://community.logitech.com...

  3. Let me get milk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave.

    1. Re:Let me get milk! by fuzznutz · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, I can't do that Dave.

      Dave's not here man.

    2. Re:Let me get milk! by NMBob · · Score: 1

      I'm sorry, Dave, but I'm going to have to inform your health insurer how many pieces of cheesecake you've eaten today.

    3. Re:Let me get milk! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ahh you have the 'murkin model.

  4. Snarky headline winner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Did the editor used to work for The Register?

    1. Re:Snarky headline winner by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well the editor used to work at least, you fucking communist.

  5. Great. Now my mother will be calling me by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    because she's forgotten the password to her fridge.

  6. Who wasn't expecting this? by Voyager529 · · Score: 2

    I'm not surprised LG is doing this. Whether it's for raw competitive reasons ("Look Phil! This one has the Wi-Fi and a touchscreen!") or less-than-desirable reasons (acquiring information regarding the use of the product / making it less serviceable by techs without specialized equipment), the fact is that this sort of thing was basically inevitable.

    Whether it's worth caring about depends on whether the devices will perform their intended function without internet access. Sure, some people will find it nifty to have an app notify them when preheating is done or to be able to check that they turned the stove off as they drive away (and turn it off if they didn't), but the real question is whether I'll be required to sign up for an LG account in order to set it to 375 to bake cookies.

    Internet connectivity as a bonus, I'm fine with. Internet connectivity to do the functions that have been served for the last hundred years with a knob...not so much.

    1. Re: Who wasn't expecting this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The $350 touch screen display replacement by a service tech that the average user will do every X months. Gotta make sure you keep calling them out to fix it.

    2. Re:Who wasn't expecting this? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      These will all be touted as healthy safety provisions. Monitoring the foods you put in the fridge and make sure they are thrown away past the sell by date. Checking the food you put in the oven to set the temperature and ensure cooking time is adhered to to make sure they are all cooked well enough to lessen the chances of food poisoning. They will certainly use all the most useful phrases. AI based image recognition, promoting food safety etc. Checking before you leave the office if you have all the ingredients for 'insert dinner recipe here' Can't have all that without being able to connect to their monthly^M daily services....

  7. And Samsung... by ctrl-alt-canc · · Score: 4, Funny

    ...threatens to put a Lithium-Ion battery in every appliance!

    1. Re:And Samsung... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      Come on, this is Samsung! They don't need batteries to make their appliances explode. Their washing machines exploded just by running the spin cycle.

    2. Re:And Samsung... by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I don't know, they might sell some very effective toaster ovens or space heaters with that technology...

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    3. Re:And Samsung... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ...threatens to put a Lithium-Ion firestarter in every appliance!

      ftfy

    4. Re:And Samsung... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      ...threatens to put a Lithium-Ion battery in every appliance!

      Now that's convenience. I could bake a chicken in the refrigerator!

    5. Re:And Samsung... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dude. A fridge with a built-in battery backup?

      Not a mainstream product, but I think a kimchee fridge with a battery backup is something about 30 million people would buy.

  8. Hooray by Fire_Wraith · · Score: 1

    Now I can get malware loaded onto every appliance in my home!

    1. Re:Hooray by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And you only have to pay $500 per device for LG to remove it. One can only wonder, if this was actually their business model on the smart tv:s after their own spyware got so much bad publicity.

  9. Love the headline by The-Ixian · · Score: 1

    LG Boss: That's a nice toaster you got there.... it would be a shame if something were to happen to it.... boys.... you know what to do.

    LG Henchmen: We sure do boss...

    LG Boss: When you are done with the toaster, add wifi to all this junk

    Proprietor: NOOOOOOO!

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  10. A bleak future by meta-monkey · · Score: 4, Insightful

    I'm already tech support for my entire family. Now I get to be tech support for their appliances. Every Thanksgiving is going to be "oh, since you're here, can you fix the wifi on the fridge?"

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    1. Re:A bleak future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm already tech support for my entire family. Now I get to be tech support for their appliances. Every Thanksgiving is going to be "oh, since you're here, can you fix the wifi on the fridge?"

      You got that right...

    2. Re:A bleak future by The-Ixian · · Score: 3, Funny

      Oh man, what a nightmare.... you have to actually talk to and help your family upwards of 3 times a year? And they have probably never done a single thing (like a free meal) for you either!

      I would sever ties right now, if I were you...

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    3. Re:A bleak future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My mother and hope your parents shields me/you from this, but it is not just your family that asks for this, but also every neighbour and friend from relatives and their neighbours that will ask you to help them with computer problems.

    4. Re:A bleak future by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      Your parents must be young... I'm afraid of the "can you remind me how to back up the fridge again" requests.

    5. Re:A bleak future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      My dad already seems to be going down the path of Redundant Array of Inexpensive Fridges, and I tried to tell him RAIF is not backup! He won't learn until they have a power outage or a teenage relative comes and empties the lot in one sitting...

    6. Re:A bleak future by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should sever your arteries, troll.

  11. LG's new spinn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    LG. You whole home can be a botnet now...

    1. Re: LG's new spinn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All your white goods are belong to us.

  12. This... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    1. Re:This... by Golden_Rider · · Score: 1

      ...might sum it up.

      I think this might sum up the result even better .... At least you will be able to get some inspiration for your next shopping trip when you can see everybody else's fridge content cam.

  13. Wifi in appliances by TheOuterLinux · · Score: 1

    https://www.ftc.gov/iot-home-i... When the Federal Trade Commission plans to award $25k to whomever can prevent wifi device hacking, it's not as simple as a don't give the device your wifi password. There's sooooo many things to exploit these days in networking. Honestly, they'll probably force an Internet connection or void the warranty or do like what HP did and release a firmware update to make older devices stop working or prevent out-of-company parts from working. Twitter & Tumblr (command line stuff) @ theouterlinux http://www.theouterlinux.com/

  14. Consumers will need enterprise APs... by acoustix · · Score: 4, Interesting

    ...to handle the 40+ wireless clients in the house.

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    1. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you need "Enterprise" APs for that few clients your router vendor should be out of business.

    2. Re: Consumers will need enterprise APs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You mean, I'm not supposed to have a "well covered" wifi footprint on my property on chan els 3,5 and 11 with ac?

    3. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      Nope, consumer APs will simply need to stop arbitrarily limiting the number of clients.

    4. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by aaarrrgggh · · Score: 1

      It isn't arbitrary... it is being cheap.

      But, the enterprise systems are becoming very economical-- ubiquiti and the like. Maybe still need some time to be as easy to set up... and limit wires... but getting there.

    5. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No they won't. The average consumer won't see this as a failing of the router/AP, and therefore not negatively affect router/AP sales. So they'll do nothing.

      I work at an ISP. We have people constantly call in with connectivity problems, usually involving wifi. We can pass traffic to/from their modem just fine. The problem is frequently a shitty consumer-grade wifi AP/router combo that doesn't work so well. The router manufacturer tech support, if we can convince the customer to call, just turns around and blames us. So the customer calls us back, and demands we stop giving them the run around. And do NOT get me started on the great fun we've been having managing the blossoming IoT botnet traffic.

      Basically, I can from experience assure you that the blame for this will be foisted upon the ISP in the eyes of non-technically-minded consumers. It's never the new device that doesn't work right ("Are you saying I bought something bad? This thing cost $2000 and is BRAND NEW! MAKE IT WORK!"). It's never their bottom-dollar network gear. To them it's all "the internet", and since we're the people they pay for "the internet", it's all our responsibility.

    6. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      It isn't arbitrary... it is being cheap.

      Have a look at the limits of different devices. There are $300 APs that have the same limits as $40 cheap crap. We have $100 access points which support twice or 4 times the number of devices as their expensive retarded brethren.
      It's arbitrary because it's not an interesting spec so no one actively goes out of their way to advertise it and that doesn't drive anyone to code sane limits that their hardware is capable of.

      We don't need enterprise systems, we just need manufactures to realise a new spec is suddenly interesting in the consumer market on which they can compete.

    7. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What, by increasing the specs of their routers, especially the RAM.

      They often don't limit the number of clients but instead become unreliable when it goes over the amount it can handle.

    8. Re:Consumers will need enterprise APs... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      That's probably not a big deal. Consumer APs will likely be improved to match the demand long before the demand hits most people, and existing APs that suck too much can just be called "incompatible" and users forced to upgrade. We're a long way from 40+ wireless devices in your average household though. We're maybe pushing 20ish even in situations where roommates share an internet connection but each have their own set of game systems and whatever.

      What's more concerning is if they all start sending video feeds (even periodic still images if the period isn't long enough.) That could start eating into bandwidth pretty hard if manufacturers design devices as if they were the only thing on the network (not entirely unlikely I'm afraid.)

  15. You can always by kilodelta · · Score: 2

    Just use your hardware firewall to blot it from connecting to the net. It's pretty easy - plus I imagine security won't be 100% on those Lucky Gold Star devices so there's likely an open ssh or like port on the things. Hack away.

    1. Re:You can always by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Just use your hardware firewall to blot it from connecting to the net.

      That only works if it's connected by a hardline. If everything is wifi, you only need to drive by and exploit the connection. Hell Bell Canada ships their modem-router combo's using WEP as the default, in some cases the house and street name are the default passwords. Blocking at the router level doesn't mean anything.

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    2. Re: You can always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Hack away" is part of the problem. This is almost inevitably going to lead to a botnet of fridges in the not-too-distant future.

    3. Re:You can always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or just don't give it your wifi password in the first place.

    4. Re:You can always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just use your hardware firewall to blot it from connecting to the net. It's pretty easy

      It's pretty easy if you know what you're doing. I know quite a bit about computers, and offhand I have no idea how to setup my firewall to do this; sure, I could check the documentation or similar easily enough and get it done, but most people won't bother with that much effort, especially since they'll likely be unaware why they would want to. Problem is furthered by the fact too many people don't know what a firewall is or if they have one...

    5. Re:You can always by Pascoea · · Score: 1

      Just use your hardware firewall to blot it from connecting to the net.

      As anybody that lives in Comcast's service area knows, there is a plethora of "Xfinity-Wifi" access points out there. Basically anybody that uses Comcast's router is offering up an open access point for other Comcast customers to use, once connected it requires the user to enter their Comcast credentials to obtain access to the Internet. It isn't that much of a stretch to imagine an agreement between Comcast and LG to allow LG's devices free access to these APs. Your fridge may just jump onto your neighbor's "free wifi" to phone home.

    6. Re:You can always by kilodelta · · Score: 1

      Well, you're assuming I let the ISP put in a router with wifi attached. I've enough experience to roll my own so to speak, the only concern I have it's all Cisco gear but likely made in China.

    7. Re:You can always by thegarbz · · Score: 1

      *Goldstar. The company is LG, not LGS

    8. Re:You can always by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Many Cisco gear also go through an NSA shop to reflash the firmware. In case you missed it, this has been proven it happens.

      Now Cisco uses multiple locations and stages to deliver their routers to the end users to obscure their final destination to make it harder for the NSA to intercept them.

    9. Re:You can always by Mashiki · · Score: 1

      Well, you're assuming I let the ISP put in a router with wifi attached. I've enough experience to roll my own so to speak, the only concern I have it's all Cisco gear but likely made in China.

      Nope. I'm assuming that most people do. Your average(at least I still hope these days), /. reader has enough technical knowledge not to allow that. Remember that these days most hardware is plug and forget, because it's easier to sell. If hardware was at the level it was ~20 years ago where you still needed physical dip switches to set things? Well we'd be in a booming business still, and wouldn't have to worry about this either.

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  16. Data Mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's all about data mining, imagine the possibilites:

    -User does x number of washes/day/week/month - must have kids

    -User opens fridge door x number of times day - must be a snacker, have x number of kids / teenagers

    -User Waits n minutes before emptying washer and starts dry cycle

    -User always uses prem press - doesn't care about electricity cost

    -User uses microwave x number of times/day, at n number of minutes - must eat frozen meals

    -User uses stove n number of minutes/day , must eat frozen pizzas.

    I propose:

    -WiFi toothbrush
    -WiFi pillow
    -WiFi bed [ already exists ]
    -Cellphone enabled Car [already exists]
    -WiFi Sex Toys [ already exists ]
    -WiFi Toys [ already exists ]

    The best thing about this, is users will gladly pay for this. They will even fill out the "Warrranty Cards" and give us all their personal information.

    1. Re:Data Mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They could also add bar code scanners that scan everything in the fridge when its closed.

    2. Re:Data Mining by omnichad · · Score: 1

      Data mining isn't all bad. If it's only minimal telemetry, anyway. Imagine they are getting a number of warranty claims, but have no idea how they're getting so much premature wear. Aggregating basic usage statistics will help them to build more durable appliances but only increasing the budget on the parts that actually get more abuse.

      Windows 10 is NOT a good example of this.

    3. Re:Data Mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Good luck with scanning for a barcode on the Fish I caught the day before.
      Oh wait, the fridge would probably include a robot to extract anything put inside from a non LG Partner Grocery Store or no barcodes at all.
      Good luck taking that fridge from where Winn Dixie is the 'store' to Oregon. It would probably cost you $400 for 'conversion'.

    4. Re:Data Mining by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Same part has been getting abuse for 100 years. If they can't figure out it's the handle, which has nothing to do with technology, maybe they shouldn't be making a fridge.

  17. Don't buy them then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I certainly won't buy any machines with unreasonable Internet connectivity that I don't want. I also don't think that such machines can really be cheaper than equivalent machines without any connectivity, so there's no worry that other choices will not be available at some point.

    If not buying is not enough, here is a sure way to make a company change their minds if a sizable number of customers does it: Buy the machine & get it delivered to you, then return it by pointing out that you disagree with their connectivity and any associated EULA (which exists without doubt). Remember that nobody can force you to agree with a contract, and that clauses like "by using X you agree with this or that" are frivolous and invalid out-of-the-box. Send them back your modified contract (the original with modifications) before you click Agree, or explicitly disagree in written form later. They will have to take their product back and fully reimburse you.

  18. Open (or drive-by) WiFi AP + Alexa = Room bug by Ungrounded+Lightning · · Score: 1

    How convenient for "Internal Security" if every LG fridge, TV, or other appliance is a spy appliance.

    How long before NSA has an exploit?

    How long before your local burglar can get one off a web site, and use it to determine what valuables you have and when you'll be out of the house?

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  19. I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone next by naughtynaughty · · Score: 0

    Or even worse, in every television.

    We must resist this.

  20. Threatens? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not sure how a statement related to putting wifi in all future appliances is a threat. Maybe its evil wifi set to spy on every aspect on your life and phone home to big brother, muahahahahah.

    1. Re:Threatens? by Rei · · Score: 1

      I actually love that. Replacing "plans" with "threatens" makes any new announcement better. ;) From Google news today:

      Mt. Ashland threatens lodge upgrades, expansion
      Fiat Chrysler threatens to invest $1 billion in 2 US factories as it expands ...
      Summers Warns of Financial-Crisis Risk From Trump Economic Threats
      Defense chief threatens to visit Filipino soldiers in West PH Sea
      Local groups announce threat to 'resist Trump-era immigration policies'
      Tracee Ellis Ross Threatens to Hide Her Golden Globe in a Future Black-ish Episode
      MBTA threatens to part with warehouse ops
      Elizabeth Warren Threatens To Introduce Bill To Resolve Trump's Conflicts
      Apple to meet Indian officials to discuss iPhone manufacturing threats
      Greta threatens 'fair and balanced' show on MSNBC
      East Timor threatens to restart border talks with Australia
      German Green Party threatens to pay for people to have sex with prostitutes in new scheme

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  21. I predict wirecutters will become important by gweihir · · Score: 1

    This will be the difference between an insecure mess and something that just works, as the old appliances used to...

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    1. Re:I predict wirecutters will become important by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Lots of tinfoil (take that hat off now!) around the WiFi Antenna will do a really nice job.
      Metallic Duck Tape is also a good ploy.
      I'd also let the device connect and find out its MAC address. Then I'd create a Firewall Rule to block MAC address from going anywhere.
      That does assume that you can swirch of your ISP WiFi and use your own Router. Not always possible though.

  22. beliebr it, it is coming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    a simple wifi antenna was able to blackwhite graph a 360 degree picture of a room, as though we need not wait for a security camera installation. But will it guardmy dorm belongings? But will it keep my sox/veg fresh or alert me when my goldfish needs hospital visit? I cant wait to hear more of what an amateur radio operator can do with modern tech with a few modifications...

    1. Re: beliebr it, it is coming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What the fuck? Threaten? What shitty title is this.

    2. Re: beliebr it, it is coming! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It feels edgy, like all dejected nerds would like to feel even as they wipe the dog shit smeared on their zit-ridden faces.

  23. Useful! by khr · · Score: 1

    Back when I was a college student with an LG mini-fridge in my dorm room I could've used this. At least, if it was smart enough to send me a warning "hey dumbshit, you left a can of pop in the freezer and if you don't get your ass back here soon it's gonna burst and make a blood mess."

    1. Re:Useful! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      not exactly useful, but it's just stating the obvious. You left a can of pop in the freeze and didn't even try to put a timer. That's just plain dumb (unless it's an experiment).

      Guess what? Soon your next door roommate will hack script it to spam you the notification in during your finals. If by that time you still think connectivity fridge is useful, you really became one of those dumbshit LG wants to sell you fridge to.

  24. they better offer monthly upgrades by swschrad · · Score: 4, Interesting

    on account of Internet of Hacked. if I had one, I'd block it at the router.

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    1. Re:they better offer monthly upgrades by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ... at which point it will stop refrigerating when it can't contact the mothership.

      If not today's models, then tomorrow's.

      You can't win this. Well, you can, but only if you can convince 90% of the market to avoid buying these devices, so that giving this stuff internet connectivity means death in the marketplace, and companies start to avoid that like the plague.

    2. Re:they better offer monthly upgrades by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      There are home-based cable-internet boxes in the US that have built-in wifi that anyone with an account can connect to. All LG or any other manufacturer has to do is come to some sort of arrangement with the internet companies to allow their devices access to their internet boxes, and your security is by-passed.

      And so is your privacy. 10 years from now local governments will be utilizing data to determine if you have the right appliance and if it needs upgrading. "Hey, John Doe at 7 Maple Lane has a fridge that isn't up to current energy-saver specs. Send them the letter detailing the deadline to replace their current fridge and what the fine is."

  25. So much pessimism by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Who knows, maybe they'll do it right. Isolating the WiFi components from the appliances primary functions via an independent interface with decent security. Admittedly its a long shot, but it's possible?

    1. Re:So much pessimism by JeffOwl · · Score: 1

      Possible? I suppose. But car makers can't manage to figure that part out then why would we expect appliance makers to do so? Someone will want to be able to adjust the temperature from their phone while they are out of town for some reason.

    2. Re:So much pessimism by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      tesla has a pretty secured car and has connectivity isolated. Just 2 boards that pop-out/in.

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    3. Re:So much pessimism by AC5398 · · Score: 1

      *Who knows, maybe they'll do it right*

      Laughs. I have a better chance of picking the correct lottery numbers for the next draw.

  26. The irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    of reading this post right after coming across this article:
    https://www.bleepingcomputer.com/news/security/android-ransomware-infects-lg-smart-tv/
    A LG android smart TV being locked by ransomware ...
    Can't wait for your fridge refusing to open and release your ketchup sauce until you pay some ransom !

    1. Re:The irony... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Great share!
      "Ugh," says the spy cam, "bologna, wrapped cheese slices, tub of margarine and a case of cheap beer. Is that tuna salad or a science experiment in the back of the fridge? Next! Check out the neighbor, instead."
      "Hmmm, she just put a standing rib roast, 3 lbs of shrimp and several bottles of wine in the fridge. Oooo, are those stuffed mushrooms? And what a pretty dessert tray! Big party imminently.... looks like they have the motive and means to pay. Time for a dose of Ransomware!"
      "we are increasing the temp of your fridge 1 degree per hour until you pay up"
      "your fridge is now turned off until payment received"
      "failure to comply in 4 hours will also disable your stove, and double the ransom"
      "BTW, my first cousin is your air conditioning unit"
      "warning! warning! I'm also best buds with that wifi in the electric meter..."

  27. looks like a feature to avoid now by FudRucker · · Score: 1

    lots of things i would rather NOT get wifi in, like my refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, oven, washer & dryer, etc... i dont want every home appliance i own connecting to the internet

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    1. Re:looks like a feature to avoid now by naughtynaughty · · Score: 1

      If you don't want your fridge connecting to your WiFi then simply don't give it the password.

      Same with every other home appliance you own, you control their access.

    2. Re:looks like a feature to avoid now by EvilSS · · Score: 1

      I'd be perfectly happy with it, if it was for notification only. Wash done, great. Fridge door left open, thanks for letting me know.

      What I absolutely do not want is the ability to control them via the internet or even locally via WiFi or even Ethernet. It's not even that useful of a feature to begin with. If I want to start a load of laundry I can't exactly load the damn washer with an app, so starting it with one doesn't do me much good. If I want to start it at a later time after it's loaded, I already have the ability to set a delay at the control panel for the washer. I don't need someone being able to turn on my washer constantly, Setting my fridge to 99F, or put my oven in a self-cleaning loop.

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    3. Re:looks like a feature to avoid now by squiggleslash · · Score: 1

      I don't know, a wifi-enabled microwave sounds pretty good to me. Not because of any functionality, but because in order for it to work, they'd have to put in some pretty effective shielding, so at least you'd know it's a quality product...

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    4. Re:looks like a feature to avoid now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For "ease of configuration" it probably operates when on default configuration by running an AP so the owner can easily connect and configure the WiFi and other features. So someone can drive-by and connect to your device and configure it as they wish, perhaps enabling it on a neighborhood open network or assigning it a valid password on someone else's network. Now your appliance is online and you don't even know it, controlled by a stranger.

    5. Re:looks like a feature to avoid now by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If I want to start a load of laundry I can't exactly load the damn washer with an app, so starting it with one doesn't do me much good. If I want to start it at a later time after it's loaded, I already have the ability to set a delay at the control panel for the washer.

      This is exactly why I'd like my washer to be internet-connected. I already have it plugged into a WeMo plug, so I can get notifications when it's done. But the timer function sucks. I want to time it so the load is just finishing when I get home in the evening. But most days, I don't know if that'll be in 8, 9, 10, or 11 hours. Depends on how things go at work. Every day's different. So I take a guess, and one of two things happens: either it hasn't started when I get home, or it's been done for hours. Stupid.

      If my washer were internet connected, I could send the command to start the load when I'm about to leave from work. Timing would be perfect every time.

      I don't need someone being able to turn on my washer constantly,

      Yeah, because this is such a huge problem... The paranoia around here is hilarious. Nobody gives a shit about turning on/off your washer, your lights, or anything like that. Your life won't end if it happens, but it won't happen because nobody fucking cares about you. The real threat here is stuff like having your appliances added to a botnet via exploit. That's a legitimate concern. Or anything that can gather real, exploitable data about you (financial, SSN, etc). But in the latter case, being able to turn on my washer or lights while away from home exposes no such risk.

  28. Think of the possibilities by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just this one could get messy
    1) hack enough big devices, refrigerators, air conditioners, and hot water tanks
    2) set them to all go on at the time of maximum power usage at the exact same instant
    3) see what happens.
    4) wait 1 minute
    5) set them to all go off
    6) see what happens.

    It might be interesting....
    (And that is just one frightening idea that should never be done... no idea if it would trip anything, but I suspect it might.)

  29. Re:I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    The worse thing your TV can generally do is show you unwanted images/play unwanted sounds until you unplug it. When your fridge decides to stop working you have to deal with a wheelbarrow full of rotting food. When your stove/microwave fail you have difficulty preparing many foods for safe consumption. And if your furnace goes out (especially in winter in cold climates) there is a real risk of risk to life & property (freezing to death, plumbing damage, etc).

  30. The internet of cold shit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, at least the internet of cold shit will smell better than the internet of hot shit.

  31. Incredible! by mschaffer · · Score: 1

    God forbid that LG should make a refrigerator that works well, LG is just piling on more and more useless features. Heck, they cannot even make a reliable ice maker that doesn't occupy 1/4 of the refrigerator and freezer volume. To make things worse, all of those screens in the doors just increase the heat load on the cooling system---even after making the door ridiculously thick to accommodate the screen and extra insulation. So, how do they want to improve the products? By adding WiFi. Brilliant!

  32. New Law Needed - Turn off by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Any IoT device should be required by law to have an easy way--something that any user can do--to turn off internet connectivity. Most people do not understand how to setup networks, firewalls or about 2.4 GHz or 5 Ghz. The IoT is a disaster waiting to happen.

  33. Wish they'd use z-wave instead by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    It wouldn't hurt my feelings at all to be able to let some device or app in my world slurp up information about how much power the fridge is using, squawk if the door's been left open or something has failed, etc. If the compressor is running longer or harder than usual or the icemaker is reporting a jam or water flowing in an unusual way - getting an SMS message from my home network about something like that while I'm out of the house could actually head of a real mess. But all of that can be done via a well-supported, locked-down home controller (say, a Vera product) that chats with the stuff in the house over the meshed Z-Wave protocol and stays off of the wifi network. Z-Wave is great. You bind a device to your controller, and that's it - the war driving kid from next door with some Z-Wave sniffing widget might be able to see it's there, but he can't take it over without physical access. Our home controller is, itself, wired to one of our local network's DMZs and doesn't use wifi directly. So long as I run a decently maintained firewall and APs, the presence of Z-Wave based devices around the house (current count ... over 20, mostly lighting but also fire/CO-detectors, motion sensors, and some controlled outlets) isn't something I worry about. If my internet-facing network is compromised, I've got different, bigger worries.

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  34. I would prefer an ethernet drop by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, I think that a wired Ethernet would be better than WiFi. Wifi is too easy to pick up on. Then have a plug that can be put in that use POE to power a small wifi to broadcast if wanted.

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    1. Re:I would prefer an ethernet drop by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Trouble with that is most people don't have cat5 running everywhere, nor do they want to have even more cables and cords draped all over the place.

      Wifi is easy and common. Nobody's going to care enough to build a non-wifi device at this point. The threat of a drive-by hacking just isn't big enough to matter across the scale of the population.

      Network-originated attacks are the real concern. Its a reasonably small concern right now since most people are still behind an IPv4 NAT and those devices aren't addressable to anyone who isn't already inside your network. Its going to become a bigger and bigger problem as IPv6 rollouts keep expanding though and suddenly every device in the world is globally addressable. Then we'll have to start dealing with actual firewalls and all the hassle that comes with that -- and have to do so in a way that can be essentially transparent to the technically illiterate and "just works."

    2. Re:I would prefer an ethernet drop by WindBourne · · Score: 1

      if your equipment has cat5 with POE, then you can plug-in a SMALL device on the end and have it be powered. IOW, it can be wifi, z-wave, blu-tooth or some new protocol. BUT, if somebody wants a new guaranteed secured connection, it can only be done with wires. So in new buildings wiring would be added.

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    3. Re:I would prefer an ethernet drop by Altrag · · Score: 1

      In new buildings, wiring frequently is added. There's a whole lot of not-new buildings still out there though.

      I don't know about PoE. I was under the impression that it went the other way around (power runs over cat5 rather than IP over standard power wiring.)

      Even if it can be run over existing power cables (of who knows what age/quality) though there's still the issue of it not being anywhere near common enough for device manufacturers to include in the box, and people having to set it up themselves has those more-cost and more-effort issues again -- maybe a lot lower than rewiring their house but as long as its non-zero, its still a huge barrier against general acceptance.

  35. Re:Wish they'd use z-wave instead; NOT by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    far better to NOT use any wireless by default. Instead have an ethernet with POE. If customers/builder wants, they simply put a unit on the end (wifi, z-wave, blue-tooth), that pulls the power from the POE. This makes it so that smart ppl are not broadcasting, but if somebody is dumb enough to broadcast, then at least they can get hardware updates down the road which are different or updated protocols with updated unit..

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  36. why is this a 'threat'? by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    Seriously, are they doing ransomware, where we have to pay LG to NOT connect?

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  37. Re:I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone ne by naughtynaughty · · Score: 1

    The worst thing my TV can do if hacked is stop working completely and forever.

    If you don't want to use your WiFi features in your TV or your fridge then simply don't enable the WiFi. Problem solved.

    The mass attacks on IoT devices has been against devices that can be directly addressed from the Internet, not devices that are sitting behind a firewall.

    I can also freeze to death if my dumb furnace stops working. I don't fear that either, not because it couldn't happen but because I understand that if a furnace stops working I need to call someone to repair it and find a warm place to stay if my house gets too cold.

  38. No! Not the toaster! by PPH · · Score: 5, Funny

    My wife asked me why I carried my gun around the house.

    "Decepticons", I replied.

    She laughed. I laughed. The toaster laughed. I shot the toaster.

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    1. Re:No! Not the toaster! by antdude · · Score: 1

      No, frakkin' Cylons. ;)

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  39. Don't use technology where it isn't needed by sjbe · · Score: 1

    On a slightly related note: I am always surprised (ok, maybe not surprised but annoyed) at how many members of this (ostensibly) "science and tech" news aggregate always seem to be so vehemently against the proliferation of technology into our daily lives.

    It's not a problem of technology per-se but proliferation of technology in inappropriate and dangerous places. There isn't a single value added feature for wifi in a refrigerator. Not one. Putting wifi into it just adds cost and complexity and security problems with no offsetting benefit. Worse, appliance makers have a long and glorious history of building their products as cheaply as possible and not caring about them at all beyond any warranty obligations. Do you seriously think these things will get regular and timely high quality security updates in perpetuity? Not a chance. These things will get hacked about 5 minutes after installation and the owners will be left out to dry by the maker of the device.

    In the immortal words of Jeff Goldblum, "you were so busy thinking about whether you could do something that you didn't bother to consider whether you should".

    1. Re:Don't use technology where it isn't needed by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Jeff Goldblum didn't write that. Crichton did. Jeff is an actor that says words that writers write.

      It is actually much worse with Goldblum. He says those words that writers write identically in every character he has played including being a director on Starsky and Hutch. He has played the same character forever.

  40. I hate all that "phone home" crap by Yvan256 · · Score: 1

    And I blame E.T. for starting it all.

    1. Re:I hate all that "phone home" crap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Trump's promise to send all the illegal aliens away wasn't such a bad idea, was it.

  41. I'm starting to think that the DDOS lobby... by CyberKender · · Score: 2

    ...has a ton of pull with major manufacturers. Yes, make billions of insecure devices we can run botnets from, please.

    I don't want a smart TV. I want a 'smart' appliance of any other type even less.

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    1. Re:I'm starting to think that the DDOS lobby... by Altrag · · Score: 1

      a ton of pull with major manufacturers

      DDoSers don't need to lobby anybody. Smart devices sell well so companies keep making them, and there's no impetus for making them secure so of course they aren't. LG and others are quite happy to cut corners all on their own.

      I don't want a smart TV

      You and statistically close to nobody else.
      People love their fancy new toys, and don't know or care about the implications until they personally get burned in a serious manner.

  42. So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just don't give it the WiFi password.

    1. Re:So what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Actually, yes. That is very common. Many new TVs will not function at all until they are connected to a Wifi network and have Internet connectivity to phone home and tell your masters what you are watching (this functionality comes at the behest of Nielsen ratings, which pays manufacturers to collect this data for them).

  43. GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Thud457 · · Score: 4, Funny

    The Marketing Division of LG is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

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    1. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1, Insightful

      The Marketing Division of LG is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

      Why wait for a revolution, I say we hunt 'em down now and fix this fucking problem before it gets out of hand.

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    2. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by tehcyder · · Score: 4, Insightful

      The Marketing Division of LG is a bunch of mindless jerks who'll be the first against the wall when the revolution comes.

      Why wait for a revolution, I say we hunt 'em down now and fix this fucking problem before it gets out of hand.

      Or alternatively you could not buy a fucking internet fridge.

      Which is admittedly less macho than taking out the Board of Directors with an M134 mini gun.

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    3. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 2

      Or alternatively you could not buy a fucking internet fridge.

      You're missing the point...if this add-wifi-to-everything bullshit isn't stopped then every manufacturer will reason that since LG does it they'll also have to add wifi in order to match LG in terms of feature set. And if every manufacturer does it then how will you buy a fridge that's not an internet fridge?

      This whole "everything needs wifi" mindset is like an infection, and it needs to be stamped out like an infection. So I vote for the "put them up against a wall" approach even if it seems a little harsh.

      -

      Which is admittedly less macho than taking out the Board of Directors with an M134 mini gun.

      Macho or not, I think that would be the coolest and most effective way to do it.

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    4. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by CSMoran · · Score: 2

      And if every manufacturer does it then how will you buy a fridge that's not an internet fridge?

      Presumably from the first manufacturer to seize the goldmine that "the only true non-wifi electronics" niche is going to become in this scenario.

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    5. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Macho or not, I think that would be the coolest and most effective way to do it.

      But that's not nearly poetic enough. Maybe "Crushed by falling wifi refrigerators" or "Death due to cancer caused by exposure to excessive WiFi".

    6. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by maharvey · · Score: 1

      M29 Davy Crockett. It's the only way to be sure.

    7. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Fortunately their new Peril Sensitive Sunglasses are just about ready for market.

    8. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      And how exactly do you see that working? Most people won't care about this, so they'll happily buy whatever is being peddled by the Best Buy sales droid. Once the industry has embraced the feature, people who want the feature will buy it, people who don't care about it will still buy it because it's the standard configuration, and people who don't want it will complain online before buying the thing they don't want because that's all that's out there. Any manufacturer that tries to market a product that works the "old" way will have to spend money to develop and build a completely separate product line; the "new" way will quickly go from being a separate add-on to an integral component that is assumed to be present when all other aspects of the product are designed.

      Features will require network access and controls will require smartphone apps because that's what the people want! Sure, these products will still work without the network-enabled gizmos, but without the basic features we're used to. You'll only have one temperature setting on your refrigerators or 2 or 3 preset wash cycles on your dishwashers. For anything else, you can get a separate appliance control module for just $299 that can connect to all your appliances (of that brand) and control them via wi-fi.

      In that product landscape, producing a product that is attractive to a very small segment of the market with added costs in development and production is hardly a gold mine. You might do it, but only if there's sufficient demand for industrial versions that carry a much higher price tag to make up for the added expenses, lost data mining revenue, and better build quality that is sacrificed to keep prices (and product lifetime) down in the consumer segment. The consumer models get the cheap junk with the features you want them to have, the industrial models get the quality components and features that the customer wants (at a higher price). A few fringe consumers simply don't have enough buying power to get to call the shots.

      What you'll get is someone who actually believes that there's a huge windfall to be had by making a product that "the people" want and financing it through Kickstarter or something shadier. It will look too good to be true and people will sign up in droves, seemingly validating the vision of untold riches that would come from making things the "right" way. Then come the delays, cost overruns, and the onset of a few harsh realities. Ultimately, the product fails, much to the shock of the true believers who thought it was going to change the world.

      This is the same trap you fall into when talking about sending men to the moon. We did it before, so it should be simple to do it again! Except for the small problem of every aspect of the supply chain turning over in the past 50 years, meaning that a new program would be starting from scratch with nothing but some raw data and a PowerPoint lessons learned briefing carried over from the old program. Sure, advances have been made, but the technological, political, economic, and social landscapes have changed enough to keep those advances from reducing the complexity of the problem.

      Bottom line: if you want to keep an option available in the future, you can't let the undesirable alternative become ubiquitous now. Because at some point, there's just no going back. Unfortunately, we may already be past the point of no return when it comes to consumer electronics and appliances because of the speed of these advances taking over.

    9. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by harperska · · Score: 1

      Considering WiFi EM frequencies are non-ionizing radiation, the transmitting power of a WiFi radio capable of causing physical harm would make such a device approach Bond villain evil plan status. Then again, considering the intended use, that might not be a bad thing.

    10. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by citylivin · · Score: 1

      "Or alternatively you could not buy a fucking internet fridge. "

      Just like you can choose to not bank with a bank that uses interac flash... (hint they all use it)

      Or get a phone thats not a smart phone. (all feature phones where i live are backordered, with an eta of never)

      Or a TV thats not a smart TV. (commercial displays dont count, and they are all smart now anyway)

      Or buy a fridge with fucking metal shelves in it! Seriously, they are all fragile glass and plastic now. Try and buy a new fridge with metal shelves inside.

      If they can't even go back to a feature people do want, durable shelves that last 20 years, they sure as shit aren't going to let you buy one without wifi in it.

      Marketing "feature" collusion isn't forcing you into anything. It simply reduces the amount of options you have until there is only one option left.

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    11. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Or alternatively you could not buy a fucking internet fridge.

      For now. Give it 10 years and that may no longer be an option.. at least not if you want a new fridge.

      Really, if companies would put their R&D efforts toward securing their crap instead of new and improved ways to invade privacy, IoT devices could potentially be very awesome.

      Unfortunately I don't see that happening like.. ever.. without regulatory intervention, and governments these days seem to be even more on the low-security, zero-privacy bandwagon than the big companies so we can't expect much (good) from them either.

    12. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Altrag · · Score: 1

      Who will be out of business in 3 months because none of the big box stores will stock their low-tech appliances.and vast majority of consumers love their shinies and don't know or don't care about the potential for privacy invasion that comes along with it.

      Really, we're in a world with Facebook and Snapchat and other such things being absurdly popular with all of their well known privacy issues. Do you think anyone who uses those services is really going to care if LG knows that their milk is expired? Or at least enough people to open up any sort of significant niche?

    13. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Altrag · · Score: 2

      Or buy a fridge with fucking metal shelves in it!

      That one's actually practical reasons -- metal is heavy and expensive compared to plastic or even glass, and the glass in particular will last just as long as the metal (or perhaps longer since glass doesn't rust) if you don't do something stupid like smash it or put something excessively hot on it.

      Your other examples though.. yeah.. progress and technology move forward and even though all those extra features add cost (rather than lowering it,) the niche markets for the dumber devices just aren't big enough to justify stocking them. Its all about supply and demand (and a failure of the general populace to understand or care about the privacy implications of their new toys.)

    14. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Presumably from the first manufacturer to seize the goldmine that "the only true non-wifi electronics" niche is going to become in this scenario.

      Oh yeah that'll happen.

      "Buy our product because it has fewer features" has always been hugely successful marketing technique.

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    15. Re: GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Just like the goldmine of a niche market for spyware free smartphones?

    16. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Or get a phone thats not a smart phone. (all feature phones where i live are backordered, with an eta of never)

      Ebay is your friend.

    17. Re: GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Worked for Apple.

    18. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by silentcoder · · Score: 1

      There is one other possibility, if people who are harmed by cybercrime start suing manufacturers for making insecure IoT devices that get owned and led to the attacks on themselves. Judges are, generally, much harder to buy off than politicians and because of the multi-level appeals process it's much less practical to do. The worst judicial corruption the US has seen in a century were a few small town judges who took massive bribes to send kids to private prisons for truancy. Note that the targets in this case were (1) too poor to afford good lawyers (2) appearing for something so minor that they never expected jailtime to be on the cards (3) children who didn't know better.

      Civil suits are a whole different ballgame, and you just need one large, successful class action to hit a company like LG for a 10 million dollar payment, even if the claimants only end up getting 2$ and a starbucks giftcard, before the others will seriously be thinking "maybe investing in some people with the skills to properly secure these things, running pen-tests before we sell them etc. is good business, if only so if we DO get sued we got a bunch of paperwork we can show the jury to prove we really did our due diligence and made every reasonable effort to ensure the devices were safe".

      Frankly - such a case is at least potentially viable. It's a bit tricky since the victims generally are not the customers (when your internet fridge joins a botnet - chances are you personally will not be the one whose credit card is wiped out by that botnet) but it makes a lot more sense as an allocation of genuine liability from a harmed party than many other cases that succeed.

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    19. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      But all your appliances will be able to Talk to each other without your network . . .

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    20. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      But all your appliances will be able to Talk to each other without your network . . .

      Yes, I know, that's why I want to get rid of this like a cheap rash.

      My toaster doesn't really need to talk to my blender, and neither of them need to talk to my crock pot or coffee maker. In fact, I'd like them all to just STFU and just do what they're supposed to do.

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    21. Re:GO STICK YOUR HEAD IN A PIG by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Presumably from the first manufacturer to seize the goldmine that "the only true non-wifi electronics" niche is going to become in this scenario.

      Oh yeah that'll happen.

      "Buy our product because it has fewer features" has always been hugely successful marketing technique.

      Have you heard of gluten free products?

  44. People won't understand the risk by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I get your cost argument, but I fail to understand the security risk if you don't permit it to connect to your network.

    Because some people will connect it without understanding the risk they are taking. "Ooh, shiny!" is a shockingly compelling argument to many.

  45. Re:I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone ne by omnichad · · Score: 1

    I understand that if a furnace stops working I need to call someone to repair it and find a warm place to stay if my house gets too cold.

    But if it's an unoccupied rental, the pipes will freeze and burst and you may not know for a long time. What's useful to one person may not be useful to everyone, but it's not stupid all around.

  46. Simple solution by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

    "LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017"

    And I, as a consumer, opt not to buy their wifi-enabled craptastic gadgets. Problem solved.

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    1. Re:Simple solution by geekmux · · Score: 1

      "LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance it Introduces in 2017"

      And I, as a consumer, opt not to buy their wifi-enabled craptastic gadgets. Problem solved.

      Good luck when you find every other fucking vendor following suit.

      Think Apple will be the only vendor who will seal the laptop case shut and charge obscene prices for upgrades you must pay for at time of purchase? Think again. The revenue model alone will demand a manufacturer borg mentality, and it will become infectious throughout all devices.

      Soon, the entire concept of DIY will be made illegal, thanks to corporate trillionaires who somehow feel they still don't have enough of your money or freedom of choice.

      This problem is hardly "solved." It's only the beginning of the end.

    2. Re:Simple solution by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Good luck when you find every other fucking vendor following suit.

      Heh, this was *exactly* the point I was making in my other post: https://hardware.slashdot.org/...

      Basically, here's what I said:

      You're missing the point...if this add-wifi-to-everything bullshit isn't stopped then every manufacturer will reason that since LG does it they'll also have to add wifi in order to match LG in terms of feature set. And if every manufacturer does it then how will you buy a fridge that's not an internet fridge?

      This whole "everything needs wifi" mindset is like an infection, and it needs to be stamped out like an infection. So I vote for the "put them up against a wall" approach even if it seems a little harsh.

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    3. Re:Simple solution by Charcharodon · · Score: 1
      Funny, but most home appliances are actually pretty simple devices. I can see a whole open source arduino powered lineup ending up on youtube.

      I've already been kicking around the idea of a custom refrigerator built into my cabinets.

    4. Re:Simple solution by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      Funny, but most home appliances are actually pretty simple devices.

      Which is why they don't need an internet connection- they're mostly just various combinations of motors and heaters.

      My toaster, coffee pot, can opener, coffee bean grinder, waffle maker, crock pot, blender....none of that shit needs wifi capability or a goddamned internet connection. And I won't buy one that does, period.

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    5. Re:Simple solution by geekmux · · Score: 1

      Funny, but most home appliances are actually pretty simple devices. I can see a whole open source arduino powered lineup ending up on youtube.

      I've already been kicking around the idea of a custom refrigerator built into my cabinets.

      Let me give you a glimpse into the future.

      Monopolies of patents will stifle DIY innovation going forward. It will become illegal for you to start hacking away on your outdated appliances, due to some bullshit law lobbied for by the manufacturers of WiFi-everything that makes it "unsafe" for non-professionals to mess with anything they wish to sell you at 2x the cost.

      The reason behind these actions is not merely to sell hardware. It's much more nefarious than that. They want to know everything about you. Every time you open a fridge door. Every time you wash clothes. Every time you use your toaster. Why? Because marketing has put an obscene value on profiling every move a human makes, and they will gladly do anything it takes to gather that data to SELL IT.

      Facebook has already proven that you are the product. Now it's time for that mentality to infect everything else.

  47. about the article... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We all love a faustian bargain...

  48. Re:I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone ne by PlusFiveTroll · · Score: 1

    >The worst thing my TV can do if hacked is stop working completely and forever.

    Or turn into part of a botnet attacking other peoples websites. Maybe you're on a metered connection and you'll go over your bandwidth quota.

    Oh, and maybe you have one of those smart TVs that responds to voice commands and can be turned into a listening device.

    Maybe the firmware settings like to reset themselves on the TV every 6 months so it starts looking for the nearest open wireless to connect to.

  49. Nothing stopping them by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    from putting microphones and/or cameras on all their appliances either. To stop this stupidity. Vote with you wallet and buy no LG appliances or products.

  50. Ignorance is Bliss. by geekmux · · Score: 1

    "LG Threatens To Put Wi-Fi in Every Appliance..."

    The only true threat that exists today is the mass stupidity and ignorance that embraces this WiFi-everything idea and calls it a fucking awesome feature.

    And there's no stopping that.

    1. Re:Ignorance is Bliss. by Altrag · · Score: 1

      calls it a fucking awesome feature.

      Whats not awesome about it?

      We shouldn't waste our time fighting against the future -- its coming whether you like it or not, because it IS awesome, or at least has the potential to be.

      What we should be doing is fighting to make sure that when the future comes, its not a shit show. Convince these companies that securing their devices and protecting our privacy are actually important things to consider when they build the software that operates these devices.

      Unfortunately we have too many people trying to do the former and too few bothering with the latter.

  51. Re:Wish they'd use z-wave instead; NOT by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I'm all for POE on things like cameras. But there's nothing not to like about z-wave LED bulbs, for example. They just work. They're not a security threat. No wires involved.

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  52. Don't need by AndyKron · · Score: 1

    I don't need a smart fucking refrigerator

  53. hahahaha by MitchDev · · Score: 1

    And I'm sure you believe it when the government is there to serve the people, not the other way around.

    There's more than just "firmware" in there

  54. Re:Wish they'd use z-wave instead; NOT by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    we are talking about $1000 appliances.

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  55. they can put whatever they want inside by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    as long as theres some chinese manufacturer thats motivated to sell a cheap regular one door fridge and a cheap microwave without internets, the cheapest option is always going to rule

  56. No Wifi Fridge in my household by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 1

    LG is dead to me now

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  57. Pay more for less by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Enjoy paying more

    Enjoy getting hacked

    Enjoy being spied on

    Enjoy watching ads

    Enjoy unnecessarily complex shit breaking and associated bill to have it fixed

    Way to go Gold Star... way to piss away your brand.

  58. Not going to be an issue by Solandri · · Score: 1

    The FCC opened up the 57-64 GHz range for unlicensed use. These frequencies are right around the resonance frequency of O2 so suffer severe attenuation. Range is expected to be about 30 feet. Devices supporting this frequency are expected to roll out later this year. In addition to the high attenuation, the higher bandwidth (about 600 Mbps to 1.2 Gbps of real transfer speed) means devices won't be transmitting on it as long as they do at 2.4 or even 5 GHz, resulting in much less interference. Mhe beam pattern of those little whip antennas on most routers is omnidirectional in the horizontal axis - their vertical range is limited. And most of the technology uses beam-forming as well, meaning even less interference (highest signal strength is only in one direction).

    They're also opening up the 64-71 GHz band for unlicensed use in the future. So there's going to be plenty of short-range bandwidth for devices to use. The bigger question is going to be should these devices be interconnected. I think it's stupid to add WiFi to a refrigerator, toilet, garage door opener (makes some sense for a washer, dryer, and window blinds). But congestion isn't going to be a problem unless you insist on using 2.4 GHz.

    1. Re:Not going to be an issue by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      The FCC opened up the 57-64 GHz range for unlicensed use. These frequencies are right around the resonance frequency of O2 so suffer severe attenuation. Range is expected to be about 30 feet.

      So in a house like mine, I'll need to run wires after 30 feet true line of site? Hell, 5 GHz is only semi useable in the living room, a whole 30 feet and two rooms away. But from one side of the house to the other is around 100 feet.

      Opening up frequencies that high is more a declaration of desperation than anything else - the last gasps of the bandwidth is infinite crowd.

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  59. The Real Question by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Will they come with a "Mirai Ready" sticker on the box?

  60. So what? by SeaFox · · Score: 1

    All the networks around me are secured.
    What's the washer going to do, refuse to run if I don't give it my wi-fi password?

  61. ... NOT Donald Trump: by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "We'll take their privacy away and Make Them PAY (more) for it!"

    If I want my toaster or coffee maker on the Internet, I'll put it there. That is what Raspberry Pis are for, dammit!

  62. why? by Charcharodon · · Score: 1

    Starting this year I will not be buying anything made by LG!!!!

  63. So stupid it should be criminal by macdaddy357 · · Score: 1

    A complicated washing machine your mom can't operate that uses hot water on the dark colors and cold on the whites. A TV that won't even let Dad change channels until he connects to a hotspot and logs into his Microsoft account. A complicated computerized refrigerator Grandma and Grandpa can't operate lets their food spoil, and they die of food poisoning. Nobody wants or needs this crap!

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    How ya like dat?
    1. Re:So stupid it should be criminal by maharvey · · Score: 1

      I don't like dat. I don't like it at all.

    2. Re:So stupid it should be criminal by Altrag · · Score: 1

      lets their food spoil, and they die of food poisoning

      Somehow this hypothetical fridge is complicated enough that your grandparents manage to cook and eat rotten food without noticing the smell or look of it? That's one hell of an impressive feat!

      A TV that won't even let Dad change channels until he connects to a hotspot and logs into his Microsoft account

      This one is probably already true, sadly enough.

      Nobody wants or needs this crap!

      They might not need it, but they sure as hell want it and that's good enough to drive sales.

  64. Wifi = blinking clock on VCR by x_hexdump_x · · Score: 1

    I think non-setup wifi on devices will be the equivalent of the blinking clock on VCR's of yeaster year. Who cares if it is setup, why bother.

  65. Re:LG's new spinn by freeze128 · · Score: 1

    When the compressor in the fridge starts up, it causes enough RF interference to knock everything off the wifi. Conversely, the microwaves that cook my food are now modulated.

  66. Fine, as long as off by default by Tablizer · · Score: 1

    As long as it's off by default and requires a physical switch to turn it on, I'd have no problem with that.

    I personally wouldn't want to pay extra for it, but when weighing brands, sometimes you have to accept features you don't want to get the best deal. After all, we cannot pick the features like a buffet meal, but must live with whatever the manufacture bundles into a given product. It was that way before wi-fi also.

  67. "Threatens"? by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

    "Threatens" is a pretty inflammatory way to describe it. I would say that "offers" WiFi connectivity is more like it. FFS, if you don't want some device on your WiFi, then don't enter your WiFi password on the device.

    1. Re:"Threatens"? by JoePete · · Score: 1

      I say "threatens" is a great word. Sure it is commentary, but all one needs to do is look at the Dyn DNS incident to recognize the potential for harm out there. Undoubtedly the design of the things will encourage, if not require, Internet connectivity to work. That's the way of the world today as it gives manufacturers much more insight into you the consumer. Even if not connected to your network, having all these WiFi clients out there, looking to lock onto any potential network, is a botnet waiting to happen.

    2. Re:"Threatens"? by nuckfuts · · Score: 1

      the design of the things will encourage, if not require, Internet connectivity to work

      And that's precisely the point at which one should vote with their pocketbook whether or not they want such features to be mandatory.

      As consumers, hell, as human beings, we do have the power to protest things. We don't have to just lay down and say this type of "progress" can't be stopped. Otherwise, be prepared to buy antivirus software for your toaster, and have Google profiling how dark you like your toast.>/p>

  68. Here comes the malware by maharvey · · Score: 1

    How long before we see malware kits that hack these devices via firmware exploits? Set all the fridges in the USA to "freeze" or "off". Or turn on the camera and capture pix of folks walking around their kitchen in their underwear. Or inventory your bluetooth-enabled groceries, upload it to Walmart so they can target you with grocery mailers and spam that your pickles are expired, or upload it to your health insurance provider so they can raise your rates because of all the junk food you consume? You'll get a health insurance "discount" if you enable your fridge to upload your groceries, but pay top dollar if you choose privacy.

    Then again maybe I can install Linux on my fridge, program it to upload my neighbor's data instead of mine.

    1. Re:Here comes the malware by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      So just don't give it your wifi password.
      Frankly I don't see why a fridge/toaster/whatever should even be on the internet anyway, much less have a camera/mic.

  69. Re:I feat they will put WiFi in every telephone ne by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    >The worst thing my TV can do if hacked is stop working completely and forever.

    Or it could broadcast your naughty porn to your employer.

  70. Just because it's enabled.. by DigiAngel69 · · Score: 1

    Doesn't mean you have to connect it ;) But I agree...it's ludicrous.

  71. 4G? by scatbomb · · Score: 1

    What's to stop them from putting a 4G antenna or something like that inside?

  72. connected to cellular network by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Wait until they are connected to the cellular network. Remotely updating or bricking to their hearts content.

  73. Re:Wish they'd use z-wave instead; NOT by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Why would it matter if the $1000 appliance uses z-wave instead of wifi? It's a perfectly good protocol for monitoring and controlling both simple and complex devices.

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  74. Re:Wish they'd use z-wave instead; NOT by WindBourne · · Score: 1

    because protocols are broken and then new ones are needed. In addition, z-wave is popular Europe, but not America (it DOES have issues).
    As such, by using ethernet with POE, and then plugging in what is needed, issue solved.

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  75. Be nice to pigs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "The Marketing Division of LG is a bunch of mindless jerks..."

    There he goes again, being excessively positive.

  76. Off button by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Companies should not put IoT their devices without 1) providing an "off" button, 2) setting aside money to support the product for 15 years.

    Durable goods last between 10 and 20 years. It is irresponsible for a company to preposition computers will not be maintained to become part of future Botnets

  77. Nah, it'll be fun by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'll buy one. Just to pull out the wifi module so I can reverse engineer it so I can figure out how to remotely turn these Fridges into Ovens.

  78. Route around the "damage" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Lots of people say that they will block access at their router. What if the neighbors have open Wi-Fi?

  79. Just filter your WiFi by MAC Address by NoSalt · · Score: 1

    It drives my family crazy whenever they come to my house with a new WiFi-enabled toy, but I am sure that no errant devices can make it onto my router without me entering their MAC address into the router's table.

  80. Threatens? by sethradio · · Score: 1

    I knew it! It's mind control!

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  81. I'm glad by mhkohne · · Score: 1

    That I happen to dislike LG's gear anyway - there's NO freaking way that I'm letting my fridge onto my network. I have ENOUGH trouble keeping everything running at home and at work as it is - I don't need more stuff making noise on my networks.

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  82. The fun has just begun by burtosis · · Score: 1

    For everyone thinking that a firewall or simply not connecting it to a router will work, wait till it comes with a lifetime cellular connection. That is the future, people will love that it is no hassle and companies will love it because more customers will be compliant subjects.