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US Finalizes Rules That Require Quiet Hyrbid and Electric Cars To Make Noise At Low Speeds (reuters.com)

In an effort to prevent injuries among pedestrians, the U.S. government has finalized rules that require quiet hybrid and electric vehicles to emit alert sounds when they are traveling at low speeds. Reuters reports: The rules, which were required by Congress, will require automakers like Tesla Motors Inc, Nissan Motor Co and Toyota Motor Corp to add the sounds to all vehicles by September 2019. The U.S. Transportation Department said it expects the rules would prevent 2,400 injuries a year by 2020 and require the addition of alert sounds to about 530,000 2020 model vehicles. The U.S. National Highway Transportation Department said the rules will cost the auto industry about $39 million annually because automakers will need to add an external waterproof speaker to comply. But the benefits of the reduced injuries are estimated at $250 million to $320 million annually. NHTSA estimates the odds of a hybrid vehicle being involved in a pedestrian crash are 19 percent higher compared with a traditional gas-powered vehicle. About 125,000 pedestrians and bicyclists are injured annually. The rules will also help the blind and visually impaired. The rules apply to hybrid and electric cars, SUVs, trucks and buses weighing up to 10,000 pounds and seek to prevent crashes at intersections or when electric vehicles are backing up. At higher speeds, the alert is not required because other factors like tire and wind noise adequately warn pedestrians, NHTSA said.

361 comments

  1. Totally Unnecessary by MightyMartian · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Trumpamerica, hybrids and electric cars will be replaced by God-fearing American coal burning cars!

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    1. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Rei · · Score: 1

      Not hybrids. Hyrbids. A derp-version of a hybrid.

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    2. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Tablizer · · Score: 3, Funny

      Not hybrids. Hyrbids. A derp-version of a hybrid.

      Finally a cra for us dyslexics!

    3. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Rei · · Score: 2

      Dyslexics of the world untie!

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    4. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Rei · · Score: 1

      Or, as the headline read, "Dyslexia For Cure Found" ;)

      I know, I shouldn't make jokes about dyslexics. My sister is dyslexic. I fully understand that it's dyslexic being hell.

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    5. Re:Totally Unnecessary by hambone142 · · Score: 3, Funny

      Hang a cow bell on the undercarriage.

      Problem solved.

    6. Re:Totally Unnecessary by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      Depends on the degree of dislexia, I guess.
      My dislexia is bottom line to my advantage. I read about 4-5 times as fast as 'mormal' people and spelling mistakes dint stop me. As a mistake like dint/dont my brain does not even recognize. And if there would be a reading stop, because a typo stops me cold, it is usually obvious that i and o are just one key appart and that dint was supposed to mean dont.
      However my school life was pure hell. Teachers asking me how to spell something and I spelled it right and then asking me why I wrote it wrong.
      I simply did not comprehend what they where aiming for. How the fuck should I know why I write a word wrong from which I know perfectly well how it is spelled?
      My parents where to dumb to get me attested as dyslexia, would have helped me a lot. Instead they beat me when I came how with another failed spelling test ...
      (In German, Finish, Italian, Greek, Korean, Japanese words are spelled exactly how they are pronounced with very very few exceptions ... so writing correct is not that hard, nevertheless we have plenty of people who 'see different' what is written, and accidentally mix in a letter or something that is supposed to be in a word two or three words ahead)

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    7. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That would work very well in US, where the roads are in the bad shape required to shake the bell...

    8. Re: Totally Unnecessary by kimvette · · Score: 1

      > Finally a cra for us dyslexics!

      Q. Do you have dyslexia

      A. No, I don't have sex daily. Who has time for that? /sorry not sorry

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    9. Re:Totally Unnecessary by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      In Trumpistan, the vehicles will purr: "trump, trump, trump, trump, trump..." at 750 'rpm'.

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    10. Re:Totally Unnecessary by flyingfsck · · Score: 1

      I'm an honorary member of the ASD (American Dyslexic Society); when I get migraine.

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    11. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not hybrids. Hyrbids. A derp-version of a hybrid.

      Donald Trump likes a hyr-bid. He's a deal maker don't you know!

    12. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Grady+Martin · · Score: 1

      Attach it to an axle and calibrate it such that it slips out of gear at higher speeds. ... Wait, no. It has to be a weatherproof, externally mounted speaker because technology like that is fail-proof.

    13. Re:Totally Unnecessary by zwarte+piet · · Score: 2

      Cop: Your speaker is out. Can't drive any further.

    14. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Digital+Mage · · Score: 1

      You don't know how close to reality your statement really is:

      https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/...

    15. Re: Totally Unnecessary by nehumanuscrede · · Score: 2

      If pedestrians would fucking look up from their phones once in a while and actually pay attention, this would be a non-issue.

      But since we can't fix stupid, we rely on tech to keep us safe :|

      The future is going to be magic level technology, wielded by complete idiots.

    16. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electric cars are coal burning cars, so they're safe in Trumpamerica.

    17. Re:Totally Unnecessary by jodio · · Score: 2

      Did you hear about the agnostic dyslexic insomniac?

      He laid awake at night wondering if there is a dog.

    18. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Applehu+Akbar · · Score: 1

      I was a first child with the opposite problem: though I was reading, self-taught, at two, for a long time I wouldn't talk. Then by the time I turned four my little sister began talking, and presto! Now I had a peer to converse with.

    19. Re:Totally Unnecessary by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      Sad that so many people think the above is funny.

      Why would a free-market person or even social conservative want a coal burning car. Oh, you think because, others are not Chicken Littles flapping their arms around then we don't care about the environment. The problem with the EPA is not their stated goal of clean air and water but their ham-handed way of going about it.

      Funny how the nuances escape you.

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    20. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Twanfox · · Score: 2

      Ya. That's right. It's totally them darn kids and their phones.

      I'm going on the assumption that you've been around an electric car before at low speeds to hear how quiet they are. I know I have. Frankly, all I heard was the quiet creaking of the tires as it moved over pebbles and a very faint whine of the electric motor(s). It would be entirely possible to miss those noises, in my opinion, face-in-smartphone not withstanding. And I say this as a person who is routinely very keenly aware of my surroundings.

      I do find it a sort of ironic amusement though. Make electric cars too quiet, needs a noisemaker. Meanwhile, in my office, I'd beg them to turn off the white noise generator for just a moment's peace.

    21. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Jodka · · Score: 1

      In Trumpamerica, hybrids and electric cars will be replaced by God-fearing American coal burning cars!

      You mean like this?

      Or did you mean this?

      What about this one?

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    22. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      More cow bell. Not enough cow bell. More cow bell!

    23. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not hybrids. Hyrbids. A derp-version of a hybrid.

      Finally a cra for us dyslexics!

      >Fanilyl a cra for su dyslecisx!

      There, fixed that for you.

    24. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      coal burning cars!

      So just like every Tesla that isn't plugged in to a nuke plant or charged exclusively by solar?

    25. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Triklyn · · Score: 2

      first time I saw an electric rolling by, my first fucking thought was... holy fuck is that quiet.

      my second thought was... this will be a nightmare for the blind pedestrian.

    26. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      China is ready to produce one million barrels of coal gas, but don't need to thanks to cheap oil. Germans have been using coal gas since the crazy dictator isolated itself from the oil markets. They produce both diesel like and benzine like fuel from coal. The peak of production after WWII was during the oil crisis in the seventies. At this moment it is only small scale production.

    27. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      for some reason I imagine your white noise generator sounding like hypnotoad

    28. Re: Totally Unnecessary by DutchUncle · · Score: 1

      I bicycle. Never wear earplugs or have music/phone on. I have had Prius or Tesla come up alongside with no warning whatsoever because they're so damn quiet. Startles the crap out of me.

    29. Re:Totally Unnecessary by shilly · · Score: 1

      That first article is really spectacularly bad. It assumes that (1) the only conceivable benefit for an EV is that they could be powered by renewables (hint: there's quite a lot of other benefits, too, not least the removal of exhaust fumes spewing out at child's face height on streets); and (2), that it's very difficult to find lower-carbon intensity electricity sources (hint: load of horseshit. Our electricity comes from a supplier who buys REGO-backed renewable power, which means that as people sign up, there's net additional supply infrastructure added -- obviously on a macro basis, not household by household).

    30. Re:Totally Unnecessary by MightyMartian · · Score: 1

      I think most conservatives don't give a flying fuck about the environment. They certainly don't care about their children's environment, quite happy to allow CO2 to be endless puked into the atmosphere, and deny the impacts, or simply shrug and go "Well, we'll have to learn to live with it."

      Conservatism has become a particularly toxic breed of anti-intellectualism, and nothing demonstrates this better than the popularity of science denial that goes on in Conservative circles.

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    31. Re:Totally Unnecessary by GLMDesigns · · Score: 1

      I couldn't disagree with you more.

      There is science denial in some conservative circles. But how many in "liberal" circles? Gaia activists are strong in liberal circles; as are vaxers.

      I think that pollutants - dioxins, PCBs are a million times more of a concern than CO2 levels. I would rather the EPA proved competent in dealing with toxic waste swamps as opposed to declaring some mildly wet suburban area as "wet lands" that cannot be infringed upon without the wrath of government crashing down on you. The lack of priority, the lack of competence makes me wonder about what their ends are. The fact that the EPA gets a pass from their supporters makes me question the sincerity of those individuals as well.

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    32. Re: Totally Unnecessary by BeerDrinker9000 · · Score: 1

      I'm totally blind since birth and I am absolutely terrified by those silent death machines. I experienced a few close calls with quiet cars while in college. Maybe they felt the need to remind me that I wasn't at the top of the food chain.

    33. Re:Totally Unnecessary by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      My mom kept a homework paper from middle school. I spelled the same word three different, wrong ways on a single handwritten page. IIRC it was 'except'.

      It was because I didn't give a fuck, told my teachers I'd have computers to correct my spelling when I was older. They said bullshit...what if you're not at the computer? I used a book as an example of how a portable computer would work. Screen folds up, keyboard stays down. They said bullshit. Learn to spell.

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    34. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Try riding on a shared bike/pedestrian path.

      - signs clearly say path is shared between bikes and pedestrian, keep left etc... pedestrians wander aimlessly side to side distracted by phones, dogs, conversation or the earbuds/voices in their heads.
      - ring bell and slow down on approach. No response.
      - slow to walking pace and ring bell again. No response.
      - yell out "passing". No response
      - ring bell once more, conclude pedestrian must be either deaf, stoned or a zombie, and slowly proceed to overtake... pedestrian jumps 10` in the air, swears, and proceeds to rant: "why didn't you effing warn me you were there, must you ride so fast (when I'm going so damn slow I can barely stay vertical), stupid dangerous effing cyclists always creeping up on people, insert standard references to lycra louts etc blah blah".

      Worst offenders are middle-aged dog walkers - the young seem to have better hearing and less entitlement while the old appear to have better situational awareness. People paying attention... yeah that's a funny one.

      (of course the alternative but no better scenario is that the pedestrian hears your first ring, jumps 10' and skips straight to rant mode while you're still 50m away).

    35. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You left out the people with the invisible 25 foot retractable dog lease.

    36. Re:Totally Unnecessary by angel'o'sphere · · Score: 1

      I was reading around about 5, more or less self taught, my mother explained the alphabet and after a week I could read. But that did not give me the ability to "memorize" how the stuff is spelled that I was reading.

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    37. Re:Totally Unnecessary by AK+Marc · · Score: 1

      Modern horns are externally mounted speakers, and do just fine, in most case with essentially zero protection from the elements (mounted in front of the radiator where many get wet even parked in the rain)

    38. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      well, that sucks, sorry about that.

      yeah, i'm surprised its taken this long for something like this to get passed... or adopted even.

      i don't think anyone likes the idea of cars sneaking up on them. friggin ninja cars and freshly laid asphalt.

    39. Re:Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But what about PopProbTerm?

    40. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ðY

    41. Re:Totally Unnecessary by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Hang a cow bell on the undercarriage.

      Problem solved.

      "By the Act of 1865 it was provided that three persons should accompany every road steamer; that one of them should precede it by at least 60 yards, displaying a red flag; and that the speed should not exceed four miles an hour in the country, and two miles an hour in towns and villages. " http://hansard.millbanksystems... heh heh, road steamer.

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    42. Re:Totally Unnecessary by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Cop: Your speaker is out. Can't drive any further.

      perfect you can get a ticket if your car is too loud or too quiet. next they'll give you a ticket because it's an ugly color.

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    43. Re: Totally Unnecessary by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      If pedestrians would fucking look up from their phones once in a while and actually pay attention, this would be a non-issue.

      But since we can't fix stupid, we rely on tech to keep us safe :|

      The future is going to be magic level technology, wielded by complete idiots.

      It's kind of ironic. in the daytime people walk out in front of cars because they're looking at their phones. And at night they get run over because you can't see them in the dark, but you would have been able to, if they had been looking at their phones.

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    44. Re: Totally Unnecessary by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Ya. That's right. It's totally them darn kids and their phones.

      I'm going on the assumption that you've been around an electric car before at low speeds to hear how quiet they are. I know I have. Frankly, all I heard was the quiet creaking of the tires as it moved over pebbles and a very faint whine of the electric motor(s). It would be entirely possible to miss those noises, in my opinion, face-in-smartphone not withstanding. And I say this as a person who is routinely very keenly aware of my surroundings.

      I do find it a sort of ironic amusement though. Make electric cars too quiet, needs a noisemaker. Meanwhile, in my office, I'd beg them to turn off the white noise generator for just a moment's peace.

      One reason why I don't adjust my bike brakes so that they don't squeal, despite the offers of all the handy passers by. a vehicle should make noise when you're trying to not hit somebody oblivious.

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    45. Re: Totally Unnecessary by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      first time I saw an electric rolling by, my first fucking thought was... holy fuck is that quiet.

      my second thought was... this will be a nightmare for the blind pedestrian.

      and what about the blind and deaf pedestrians? the only solution is to also make them shoot out an awful smell a hundred yards ahead.

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    46. Re:Totally Unnecessary by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      You can get a ticket for having a dirty car in Kuwait. They got standards.

    47. Re: Totally Unnecessary by Triklyn · · Score: 1

      i apologize, i had assumed the hellen kellers of the world would not be walking around.

  2. No beeping please by RightwingNutjob · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Hissing or fake engine noise.

    1. Re:No beeping please by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      If these things ever become economical, mine will make the Knight Rider noise.

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    2. Re:No beeping please by HornWumpus · · Score: 3, Informative

      For europansies: 19kRPM old F1 engine noise. You'll need a few thousand watts to get the volume right.

      For red blooded americans: Top fuel engine noise. You'll need a few hundred thousand watts to get the volume right.

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    3. Re:No beeping please by SpankiMonki · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      How about they let customers decide on what sound is made? Then I can look forward to being hit by some hipster in a Tesla playing Daft Punk.

    4. Re:No beeping please by 93+Escort+Wagon · · Score: 5, Funny

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      Actually, due to a failure to read the entire bill carefully... Congress has inadvertently required that, starting with the 2019 model year, electric cars traveling less than 10 miles per hour continually play "Smack My Bitch Up" at 113 dB.

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    5. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For your review, I hereby submit the sound from The Jetsons flying cars.

      https://youtu.be/QdWswvLPdE0

    6. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      For further review, I hereby submit a better link.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LnT1VgeXOF0

    7. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      If they're driving a Tesla, why wouldn't they be listening to Tesla?

    8. Re:No beeping please by PopeRatzo · · Score: 3, Interesting

      I want my Tesla to sound like the '68 MGB-GT I had in college with the hole in the muffler. Let me tell you, that was a head-turner.

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    9. Re:No beeping please by PPH · · Score: 1

      fake engine noise

      Why not? It'll make those jay-walkers think twice about stepping off the curb.

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    10. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Steam-train noise! And make it synchronised so that taking off from the lights really sounds like a steam train moving out from the station.

    11. Re:No beeping please by Rei · · Score: 1

      I'd like a continuous version of the sound of the Millenium Falcon malfunctioning while trying to go into hyperspace. ;)

      (the core of the sound is a biplane inertia starter motor :) )

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    12. Re: No beeping please by Rei · · Score: 1

      Jetsons-sounding cars would be awesome ;) Or you could go on the weird end with something like whale song or chattering dolphins. Or on the mean end, the sound of fingernails being scratched across a chalkboard.

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    13. Re:No beeping please by hambone142 · · Score: 2

      How about a fart sound?

      That would get some attention.

    14. Re:No beeping please by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Screw that, I want one that sounds like an F-4 on afterburners.

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    15. Re: No beeping please by AJWM · · Score: 1

      I take back my earlier post about F4 on afterburner. Jetson's car is way cooler.

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    16. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Got plenty of those where I live. Coming from cars with six foot tall aluminum spoilers and exhaust pipes that a basketball could be tossed in. Bonus points for the "R-Type" stickers on a Nissan SE-R.

    17. Re:No beeping please by Gavagai80 · · Score: 1

      Unobtrusive white noise should be mandated.

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    18. Re:No beeping please by wooferhound · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      You should be able to upload your own WAV file to the car

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    19. Re:No beeping please by rilister · · Score: 1

      Already implemented in Japan as an optional extra - here is a video of a Prius emitting a fairly cool whirring noise. I think sampling the Spinners out of Blade Runner is clearly the way to go.
      https://youtu.be/3Vy42zphNp4

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    20. Re:No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      Hopefully we can choose the sound. I'd love the old Crispy critters cereal theme song or an old Fairbanks-Morse hit and miss engine. This might be the thing that really puts these cars on the map.

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    21. Re:No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      Unobtrusive white noise should be mandated.

      As a hearing impaired person will this require someone sitting on the hood of the car signing "Vroom" Vroom"?

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    22. Re:No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      You should be able to upload your own WAV file to the car

      Sure - now get the music industry involve with suing car owners.

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    23. Re:No beeping please by Dutch+Gun · · Score: 2

      I think it would be a lot funnier to play the sounds of screeching brakes whenever a pedestrian walks in front of your car.

      And I want the sound of Darth Vader's Tie Fighter when I'm moving, and laser fire for the horn. "I have you now!" Pew-pew!

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    24. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I want the sound of Bruce Campbell's chainsaw.

    25. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Change my pitch up!

    26. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Continuous La Cucaracha is too much in the current political environment?

    27. Re: No beeping please by cyber-vandal · · Score: 1

      Maybe they're just fans of 80s arcade games.

    28. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I prefer my car to be silent. Especially when sitting in traffic, my car's AC unit runs off an electric motor so listening to music or radio is much more enjoyable.

      When I drive through my neighborhood on EV mode, people do look up. So I assume whatever tire rumble / suspension sounds the car makes is enough for people to hear. My neighbors don't have any complaints about disturbing their sleep either.

    29. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      horse and buggy clopping on cobblestone.

      60's Batman tv show fight sounds.

      a scythe being sharpened.

      Indiana Jones large granite block sliding.

    30. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better the sound of 1000 obese Americans farting

    31. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've always thought the only reasonable fake engine sound in this case is the Crazy Frog.

    32. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Better than the sound of thousands of Europeans marching in the streets with their right arm up chanting "Sieg Heil!".

    33. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      As a European from the U.K., I find your comment to be stereotypical dumb American. Try getting an education, which I know is almost as difficult as getting healthcare in your country.

    34. Re: No beeping please by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      I don't get what the big problem is either.

      I was once startled by an electric car creeping up on me. I went "oh, oops, there's a car". That was all, no ambulance required, I didn't even need psychologic counseling.

      With hundreds of thousands of electric cars on the road today, just how many people have actually been injured by one because they didn't hear it? No "estimates" please, has anyone on this planet actually been hurt by one at low speed?

      If it's fast enough to hurt you, it's fast enough to be heard. If you can't hear it, it might startle you but that's it. No need to mandate noise in our quiet street. Maybe add a courtesy alert, like a polite version of the car horn, to warn pedestrians when they're in your way. That would be nice. But now that we can finally have quiet cars, it's total lunacy to mandate them to make noise.

      How about this better idea: why don't we mandate that all pedestrians wear a noise emitting gizmo around their neck so that drivers of electric cars can hear them?

    35. Re:No beeping please by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Or maybe something more nostalgic like this:

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    36. Re:No beeping please by Chrisq · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      I want mine to say "Sausages, sausages, sausages"

    37. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That sounds like an art project waiting to happen.. See what I did there?

    38. Re:No beeping please by jabuzz · · Score: 2

      For several reasons. Firstly using road noise as a means to determine whether it is safe to step out into the road is insanely dumb and will/does kill people already, as there are millions of journeys on roads that are already in effect silent. Here is a link to where a pedestrian step out into the road leading to the death of a cyclist.

      https://www.thecourier.co.uk/n...

      So in the first instance if you are using traffic noise as a proxy for determining whether it is safe to step out into the road your are a complete sociopath in my view and frankly if an EV runs you down serves you right.

      In the second instance there are serious health effects from noise and therefore deliberately increasing that for the benefit of a small minority for a use case as we have detailed above is unacceptable in the first place makes things doubly unacceptable. The social costs of traffic noise in EU22 are more than â40 billion per year with one in five Europeans is regularly exposed to sound levels at night that could significantly damage health. I am sure that there are similar costs to traffic noise in the USA as well. That is the idea that Europe is special in the case is absurd.

      In the third instance there are a number of cars with internal combustion engines that are quieter than EV's already and they don't have to produce noise, which makes a nonsense of the regulation anyway.

      In short artificial engine noise is utterly unacceptable in my view.

    39. Re:No beeping please by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Oh, make it sound like a steam train. Fun.

    40. Re: No beeping please by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      When standing still I can't see a need for a sound.

    41. Re: No beeping please by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      Storm troopers don't sound like a vehicle. Something like a tiger tank sound would be more appropriate. Also needs a few thousand watts.

    42. Re:No beeping please by MouseR · · Score: 2

      The industry already spent lot of time developing these sounds. Nissan, Toyota and GM already have these systems and I'm willing to bet others do too.

      Not my video, but this is what my Gen2 Volt does at Pedestrian alert sound

    43. Re:No beeping please by CrimsonAvenger · · Score: 2

      How about the sounds of a team of horses clopping along?

      This reminds me of the law passed during the early days of automobiles, requiring that a man walk in front of a car with a red flag (by day) or lantern (by night), so the horses wouldn't be frightened....

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    44. Re:No beeping please by MouseR · · Score: 1

      Messed up embedding. Sigh.

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

    45. Re:No beeping please by sabbede · · Score: 1
      Step 1: Find a 4 year old, ask them to "make car noises", record.

      Step 3: Profit.

    46. Re:No beeping please by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      Lots of cars already have this, and it is usually a hiss. My Leaf makes a kind of compressed air noise, I guess it is just noise centred around maybe 2500Hz or something, apparently designed to be noticeable. I test drive a Hynundai Ioniq (not very impressive) and it makes a combustion engine sound.

      In practice I always turn it off immediately after starting the car, because as well as being annoying it is ineffective. People don't seem to pay any attention to quiet ICE cars either.

      I'm all for having an effective sound, but it needs to be really effective and not annoying to the driver. I know a lot of people pull the fuse because it bothers them.

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    47. Re:No beeping please by RavenLrD20k · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yo Dawg! I heard you like Teslas, so we filled an MP3 player with Tesla's greatest hits, have its amp powered by a small Tesla coil, and connected that to a generator powered by the wheels of a Tesla Model S. So now you can drive your Tesla to drive the Tesla that drives the player that plays the Tesla with the driving beat!

    48. Re:No beeping please by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      That sounds kind of racist.

    49. Re: No beeping please by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      I'm taking the word of the experts that the danger is higher with electric cars because of their silence. I don't think they are asking for more noise than already exists from ICE cars, so you won't be disrupting the quiet on the street.

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    50. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      ..hit by some hipster in a Tesla playing Daft Punk.

      The crash heard "Around The World".

    51. Re:No beeping please by HornWumpus · · Score: 2

      If you've never been to a NHRA top fuel race, you don't know. It will shake the farts right out of you at 100 meters.

      IMHO you need some skinny Americans in your fart orchestra. You can't have a choir of all basses.

      Should have some queefers too. Just to round out the sound. Going to need a few of those too. Not much range each (in my experience).

      Damn it's early, posting silly things, half awake.

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    52. Re: No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 2

      I'm taking the word of the experts that the danger is higher with electric cars because of their silence. I don't think they are asking for more noise than already exists from ICE cars, so you won't be disrupting the quiet on the street.

      I think its more of a meme that the electrics are so quiet. My old school ICE Jeep is so quiet you can barely hear it. the engine. I suppose if you ran about 2 gears too low you could get some noise. But anything below 2K rpm, it's darn near silent. Tire noise is the main and loudest component.

      The day may come when we all have to have sirens on our vehicles.

      And to think when I was a youngster, I got pulled over for making too much noise in my Mach 1. Now we may be pulled over for not making enough noise.

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    53. Re:No beeping please by MindStalker · · Score: 1

      I just tried reading the regulation itself. ITS REALLY long and overly complicated. But the gist of it seems they want an fake engine noise around 58dB up to 30km in speed at which tire/wind noises are about 60dB and fake noises are no longer needed.

    54. Re: No beeping please by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      Now we may be pulled over for not making enough noise.

      Haha, that would be worth the story the first time it happens.

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    55. Re:No beeping please by unixisc · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      Precisely! In this age of things w/ more microprocessors than one knows what to do w/, why can't they give the entire ringtone libraries of Apple and Microsoft to the car, and let the owner pick which one he wants to use to warn pedestrians that the car is near them?

    56. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It looks like I'll be buying a new hybrid in 2019.

    57. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      All you need is a 19khz sine wave noise. Only teenagers and younger will be able to hear it. They will be the only ones out walking or riding bicycles where cars go.

      Older people won't be able to hear it and will not be the ones walking out into the street with out looking.

      If the teenagers can't hear it, well then their problem

      Nathan

    58. Re: No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Now we may be pulled over for not making enough noise.

      Haha, that would be worth the story the first time it happens.

      I was once pulled over for going the exact speed limit. There is a street locally where speeding has been a real problem. So one evening I was heading home and took that street. I saw a township policeman following me, so I set the cruise control at 25, and continued down the road that way, since it is really easy to speed on that road. My speedometer is calibrated. After a half mile the lights come on. So I pulled over. As soon as he got to the window, he saw I was just an old white dude, and of no real interest. He asked me if I had had anything to drink, I replied just my 5th cup of coffee that day, of which I had in my hand. So a little later I was on my way. In the end, we have become so used to people ignoring speed limits that someone traveling at them is automatically suspicious.

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    59. Re:No beeping please by larryjoe · · Score: 1

      So in the first instance if you are using traffic noise as a proxy for determining whether it is safe to step out into the road your are a complete sociopath in my view and frankly if an EV runs you down serves you right.

      No, not as a proxy but as an added sense. And furthermore, as an added sense that subconsciously triggers added vigilance. I teach this to my young kids when we come to an intersection, that they need to listen with their ears as a trigger to look for cars in a particular direction.

    60. Re:No beeping please by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      100 years later... The horses got used to the cars.

    61. Re:No beeping please by eth1 · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      No, it should be a recording repeating, "This annoying noise is required by the government because of the )(*$%s that won't get their nose out of their phones and pay attention while they're walking. We hope you enjoy your new environmentally friendly, quiet city" at high volume.

    62. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Thank god you weren't black. It could have ended a lot worst. Imagine the headlines.

    63. Re: No beeping please by shilly · · Score: 1

      There's an opportunity cost: we miss the chance for greater quiet. Noise also harms human health.

    64. Re: No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Runnnniggggerrunnnnnniggggggger Runnnnnnnnnnnnnniggggerggger.

      That one?

    65. Re: No beeping please by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Thank god you weren't black. It could have ended a lot worst. Imagine the headlines.

      There would be people saying " Of course the Officer shot him. He should have been exceeding the speed limit like everyone else!"

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    66. Re: No beeping please by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      OK, but you still can't ignore the direct harm of the car-on-human impact. If that relatively easy-to-measure number is up, then the ephemeral has to take a back seat. In short, if the cost of quieter streets is a 20% greater pedestrian accident rate... no thanks.

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    67. Re:No beeping please by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Use the 'go ahead and walk noise' from crosswalk lights. That will work much better.

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    68. Re:No beeping please by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Is 'pink noise' better?

      No it isn't a squishy sound.

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    69. Re:No beeping please by clovis · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      I want my car to play the crocodile theme from the Disney "Peter Pan" cartoon.

    70. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I thought a ship-style fog horn might be exactly the right thing to comply with these regulations. Aside from being just really, really loud, it has the added benefit that you can't locate the source properly. I suspect that, if multiple cars with their foghorns on were approaching an intersection, you'd even have difficulties telling how many there are, while still being able to tell that there are slow hybrids somewhere from 10 blocks away. And it might still be technicallt compliant with the spec.

    71. Re:No beeping please by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Hissing or fake engine noise.

      3 stooges "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop"

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    72. Re:No beeping please by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Got plenty of those where I live. Coming from cars with six foot tall aluminum spoilers and exhaust pipes that a basketball could be tossed in. Bonus points for the "R-Type" stickers on a Nissan SE-R.

      prepare yourself. https://www.google.com/search?...

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    73. Re:No beeping please by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      Screw that, I want one that sounds like an F-4 on afterburners.

      I want that sound from the car on the Jetsons. http://www.coolbiz.com/wav/jet... http://www.coolbiz.com/wav/jet...

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    74. Re: No beeping please by peawormsworth · · Score: 1

      why don't we mandate that all pedestrians wear a noise emitting gizmo around their nec?

      Cars could emit a silent short range signal and pedestrians could wear devices with speakers or headphones that provide engine noise or warnings based on your relative position and danger to contact the moving car.

      In this way the pedestrian can take responsibility for determining if the irritation of car noise is worth the added awareness of potentially silent vehicles approaching on the roads nearby.

      Car noise is one of the worst part about living in a city. I hear cars 24/7. There no need for me to constantly alert me to their presence and it provides absolutely no safety benefit to me 99.9% of the time. I for one would welcome the danger of silent cars if in return for hearing birds and wind and kids playing in the park a block away. The city would be far more beautiful without engine noise.

      Adding car noise to electric vehicles is a stupid idea and removes one of the greatest benefits new electric motors have over old fashioned combustion tech.

    75. Re:No beeping please by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      V8 - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b9XAC-BvUyo

      Lots of other sounds too, or you can upload your own sample to the dongle. So yes, you can have your Tesla sounding like the '86 MGB-GT (if it has a cigarette lighter and the alternator works in a compatible way)

    76. Re:No beeping please by gzuckier · · Score: 1

      How about the sounds of a team of horses clopping along?

      This reminds me of the law passed during the early days of automobiles, requiring that a man walk in front of a car with a red flag (by day) or lantern (by night), so the horses wouldn't be frightened....

      Ironically, horses were frightened by the guy waving the flag, says Wikipedia.

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    77. Re: No beeping please by shilly · · Score: 1

      It is poor analysis to look at one metric in isolation.

      Here's just a few samples of the types of factors you'd need to take into consideration:
      The damage to human health from exhaust fumes is orders of magnitude higher than the damage from car accidents, and that will be true whether the cars are silent or noisy.
      Electric cars are only silent when they're going slowly...and when they're going slowly, they don't cause much harm if they hit you
      A different drivetrain may lead to different driving habits, and those second order effects may be much more important in determining accident rates.

    78. Re: No beeping please by MightyYar · · Score: 1

      The damage to human health from exhaust fumes is orders of magnitude higher than the damage from car accidents, and that will be true whether the cars are silent or noisy.

      Wait, what? If the decision is whether or not to make electric cars noisier, why does emissions enter into the discussion at all? You said it yourself - the emissions don't change irrespective of the noise level.

      Electric cars are only silent when they're going slowly...and when they're going slowly, they don't cause much harm if they hit you

      Words like "silent", "slowly", and "much harm" are squishy words. Use dB, MPH, and some hard measure of harm - dollars would be good enough.

      A different drivetrain may lead to different driving habits, and those second order effects may be much more important in determining accident rates.

      That could be - it's an interesting hypothesis and it seems feasible to test for it.

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  3. external waterproof speakers by turkeydance · · Score: 2

    a la: General Lee (Dukes of Hazzard)

  4. Can it be the theme to Jaws? by ASDFnz · · Score: 5, Funny

    That will make those pedestrians get out of the way.

    1. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by Archangel+Michael · · Score: 0

      Unless you're a Trump Protester, who thinks going onto a freeway with cars passing by at 70+ MPH

      https://www.youtube.com/watch?...

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    2. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      That will make those pedestrians get out of the way.

      But in trials it injured cello enthusiasts.
       

    3. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Why are you so desperate to bring politics into everything?

      Are you so emotionally incomplete and damaged that you can't just move on already?

    4. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by amiga3D · · Score: 2

      Really. The fucking election is done already. Can't we finally get a break from that shit?

    5. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure, in about 4 years, if there is anything left then.
      An election isn't just an event that you are done with and move on from. It changes things for a long time.

    6. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by houghi · · Score: 1

      In reality? No. Politics do not stop when you voted. It is then that it started.

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    7. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by AmiMoJo · · Score: 1

      We have to put up with the result for at least four years, so probably not...

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    8. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by mangamaster03 · · Score: 1

      Or a 4/4 string ostinato in D minor! Every sailor knows that means death!

    9. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by TylerJWhit · · Score: 1

      This was hilarious. Except, not a complete sentence. My Engrish radar is going off. Ba...humbug.

    10. Re:Can it be the theme to Jaws? by TylerJWhit · · Score: 1

      Extra points to those who detect that I did the exact same thing.

  5. just move to china where death is cheaper then by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    just move to china where death is cheaper then keeping some one alive for life and we can add there run over again code there as well.

  6. External speaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Just put a playing card in the spokes.

    1. Re:External speaker? by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I made my Mini Cooper sound like a Maserati.

      For some reason I only got dates with blind chicks.
         

    2. Re:External speaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "For some reason I only got dates with blind chicks."

      Clue: it wasn't because of the car or the sound it made.

    3. Re: External speaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If they have a penis, it's a dude.

      Just wanted to mKe sure you knew that.

    4. Re:External speaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      replying to kill misclick'd moderation. apologies.

    5. Re: External speaker? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course we need more noise in our cities being that they are so quiet. The one thing our cities need is more and more noise. Quiet cars? No they need to be very noisy. Only a liberal could come up with this idiocy

    6. Re: External speaker? by zwarte+piet · · Score: 1

      If a lady says she's a lady, she's a lady. With or without penis.

  7. The Chevy Cylon [ Re:Totally Unnecessary] by Tablizer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    electric cars will be replaced by God-fearing American coal burning cars!

    A.I. having religion? What could possibly wrong?

    1. Re:The Chevy Cylon [ Re:Totally Unnecessary] by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, they might elect a Republican President.

    2. Re: The Chevy Cylon [ Re:Totally Unnecessary] by alexsoko · · Score: 1

      The potential for both utility and danger in giving AIs religions was actually a central feature of Isaac Asimov's story 'Reason.' https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wik...

  8. In other news... by msauve · · Score: 5, Interesting

    ...one of such persons, while any locomotive is in motion, shall precede such locomotive on foot by not less than sixty yards, and shall carry a red flag constantly displayed, and shall warn the riders and drivers of horses of the approach of such locomotives, and shall signal the driver thereof when it shall be necessary to stop, and shall assist horses, and carriages drawn by horses, passing the same

    Red Flag Laws

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    1. Re:In other news... by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Sorry, but this really is a problem, if not a difficult one. Perhaps it should sound like an ice cream vendor?

      More seriously, just amplifying the tire on the road noise should suffice. And you don't need many decibels.

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    2. Re:In other news... by msauve · · Score: 1

      "Perhaps it should sound like an ice cream vendor?"

      That's the solution - get all the children to run into the street!

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    3. Re:In other news... by michelcolman · · Score: 3, Insightful

      No, it's not a problem. By now we already have hundreds of thousands of electric cars on the road. How many people have actually been injured by one at low speed?

      Startled, yes, that can happen. Happened to me once, I admit. "Oops, there's a car, sorry!". End of story. When a car is traveling fast enough to hurt you, it's fast enough for you to hear it. Even the noise fans agree it's only a "problem" at low speed, but at those speeds there is no problem because the driver can stop on a dime.

      At low speed, the only kind of dangerous accidents that happen relatively regularly is parents backing over their toddlers in the driveway with gasoline cars. Obviously the engine noise didn't help in those cases, and neither will a speaker. Backup cameras are a much better solution there, and they are becoming standard on more and more cars.

      And what about Rolls Royces or high end Mercedeses with engines so quiet you don't hear them idling? Why do they get a pass? We're now arriving at the ridiculous situation where electric cars will be making more noise than gasoline powered cars. But maybe that was the idea all along. Can't have those electric cars taking jobs away from oil pumpers, can we? Next thing you know, they'll mandate a delay between the application of the accelerator pedal and the reaction of the motor. And maybe add hiccups during acceleration to mimick gear changes.

    4. Re:In other news... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, it is a problem.

      From the article:
      NHTSA estimates the odds of a hybrid vehicle being involved in a pedestrian crash are 19 percent higher compared with a traditional gas-powered vehicle. About 125,000 pedestrians and bicyclists are injured annually.

    5. Re:In other news... by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      And what data is this estimate based on?

      Also, those 125,000 pedestrians and bicyclists are not all injured at less than 20 mph. The vast majority are at much higher speeds.

      So no, it's not a problem.

  9. Please sound like Jetsons cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Please oh please.

    1. Re:Please sound like Jetsons cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If the marketing people at car companies have any sense they'll make the sound customizable via the dash interface, like ringtones, and market it as a cool feature.

    2. Re: Please sound like Jetsons cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      That is the best sound for hybrid/electric car. They should also NOT be able to choose "Ride of the Valkyries".

    3. Re: Please sound like Jetsons cars by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I suppose Elmer Fudd singing "Kill the Wabbit" would be ok.

  10. earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    I've found it best to assume everyone else on the road is deaf. This goes double for bicycles and triple for pedestrians.

    With the ubiquity of earbuds you just cannot expect that person you are coming up on to hear you. Add simulated engine noise won't change that unless we all end up with Harley noise levels. (and then we really will all be deaf)

    1. Re:earbuds? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Like I said uptread, Top fuel engine noise. A few hundred thousand watts for speaker power.

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    2. Re:earbuds? by evilviper · · Score: 1

      I've found it best to assume everyone else on the road is deaf. This goes double for bicycles and triple for pedestrians.

      So you drive about 5MPH, right? Because any faster than that and you just can't stop for the deaf guy who steps into the cross-walk right before you get there.

      And in plenty of situations, you are dependent on pedestrians hearing cars and protecting themselves. You've got no hope of seeing the pedestrian walking behind cars through a parking-lot, and without any sound, they'll step right behind you as you're backing-up. Fortunately, low-speed keeps injuries relatively minor.

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    3. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      > I've found it best to assume everyone else on the road is deaf.
      That's safe and sane, as a driver.
      > With the ubiquity of earbuds you just cannot expect that person you are coming up on to hear you.
      Also reasonable.

      But this isn't about THE DRIVER. This is about the pedestrian. The pedestrian knows whether he is deaf or not, and acts accordingly. More importantly, it is reasonable to make that assumption. If he hears nothing, walks out, and gets ninjagibbed by your stupid hippiemobile, he'll have died because you changed the rules of reality on him.

      It's totally fine to require sounds on electric cars.

    4. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about people with perfect hearing, and without earbuds? I've seen unaware young children startled because that quiet hybrid/electric with tinted windows they are standing next to started pulling out unexpectedly. Sure, you can blame it on the driver that they should've checked their surrounding before driving off. But a bit of simulated engine sound would have made people around it more aware.

    5. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A class D PA with a reasonably efficient speaker can give bystanders permanent hearing damage with 20 W if the right sounds are used.

    6. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, since it isn't legal to run over deaf people it is still best to assume that everyone is deaf.
      If you just assume that people will hear you then you are most likely driving in a way that relies on other people making sure that an accident doesn't happen.
      In other words: You are the person others are talking about when they said they had to avoid an asshole on the road.

    7. Re:earbuds? by dargaud · · Score: 2
      Yeah, this law is so retarded and it will keep the noise level up in our cities even though technology increases and could finally make cities quieter. Do people even notice how incredibly noisy cities are ?!? Put earbuds and music on at home, get out on the street and you can't hear your music at all unless you turn the volume up 3 or 4 notches.

      What they should do is lower the noise threshold on all new cars AND MOTORBIKES, and if makers can't match that, then so be it (just like new pollution levels), you don't make them anymore. Yeah, I moved to a home next to a road last year and I've grown to HATE motorbikes.

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    8. Re:earbuds? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      So you drive about 5MPH, right? Because any faster than that and you just can't stop for the deaf guy who steps into the cross-walk right before you get there.

      What? Your reaction time must be poop and you must be an awful driver in general. If there's someone waiting at a crosswalk in California, I'm obligated to stop for them anyway, but even if I weren't I'd still be watching them to see what they are doing.

      (Pet peeve: people who stand next to crosswalks, or even in the street in a crosswalk having a conversation. Just drove past some people doing the full monty there on Main St. in Lakeport, CA. Just jaw-jackin' in the street, in the crosswalk, not going anyplace. It should be legal to hit those people.)

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    9. Re:earbuds? by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      Then make the pedestrians wear a sound emitting device around their necks so we can hear them. After all, they are the cause of the problem.

      My wife used to have a Prius, and when she drove off early in the morning while I was still in bed with the window open, I could barely hear her leave. Finally we have quiet cars, and now the "think of the children" crowd wants to make them make noise and wake everyone up. More noise than some gasoline cars, by the way. All to avoid a few idiots being startled (not hurt, mind you, because the car isn't going fast enough to hurt you if you can't hear it) during the short transition period it would take for them to get used to quiet cars. We'll have noisy cars for decades to come, with no chance of them becoming quieter since the minimum decibel level is mandated.

      A sad day for people who like peace and quiet.

    10. Re:earbuds? by iampiti · · Score: 1

      Well, yes many people wear earbuds but it's their own freaking resposibility to be aware and alert of their surroundings. When I wear headphones on the street I'm specially careful when I'm going to cross

    11. Re: earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Obligatory https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZacJQuZ_4J4

    12. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to own a car with a relatively loud idle AND an easily audible reversing beeper. Idiots still walked out behind me in the parkling lot. Adding a noise wont protect people from getting hit if theyre oblivious anyway

    13. Re:earbuds? by jabuzz · · Score: 1

      Noise *IS* polution. The social costs of traffic noise in EU are more than 40 billion Euro per year. One in five Europeans is regularly exposed to sound levels at night that could significantly damage health. The idea that the USA is significantly different from this is absurd.

      Finally we have technology that can reduce this pollution and for the sake of a small minority who want to continue to use the potentially lethal (and yes I know a case where a pedestrian stepped out into the road without looking and knocked a cyclist off their bike killing them) idea of using traffic noise as a proxy for determining whether it is safe to to step out in the road we have to make the lives of tens of millions of people worse.

    14. Re:earbuds? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Top fuel noise is so far past 'hearing damage' it's not funny. I have no doubt the noise could _not_ be reproduced with 900,000 watts.

      The engines are inefficient as fuck and make about 8,000 H.P. If you got a watt of noise for every watt of wheel power that would be 6 megaWatts. I'm guessing more.

      Electric cars would have to go with forward facing directional speakers and carry extra batteries. Might compromise range.

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    15. Re:earbuds? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Deaf guy should be looking for oncoming traffic before stepping out. He isn't blind...

    16. Re:earbuds? by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      What does 'the full Monty' mean in clearlake?

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    17. Re:earbuds? by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      What does 'the full Monty' mean in clearlake?

      Not you again. It doesn't have to mean full frontal. It can mean the same thing as the whole schmeer if you use it euphemistically. I mean to imply a lot of figurative dick-holding.

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  11. Bullshit by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 4, Interesting

    "The U.S. National Highway Transportation Department said the rules will cost the auto industry about $39 million annually because automakers will need to add an external waterproof speaker to comply."

    A $3 speaker and $1 of wiring per car will add up to $39 million? Too bad. Raise the cost of the car by $5 and stop whining.

    No one puts off buying a car because it costs $32,535 instead of $32,530.

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    1. Re:Bullshit by Lumpy · · Score: 2

      GM will claim they have to raise the price by $4500.

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    2. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

      Of course.
      $10 in parts per car.
      $2.5M NRE engineering costs.
      $50M management bickering over the sound.

    3. Re:Bullshit by Destined+Soul · · Score: 2

      "The U.S. National Highway Transportation Department said the rules will cost the auto industry about $39 million annually because automakers will need to add an external waterproof speaker to comply."

      A $3 speaker and $1 of wiring per car will add up to $39 million? Too bad. Raise the cost of the car by $5 and stop whining.

      No one puts off buying a car because it costs $32,535 instead of $32,530.

      If you assume they manufacture ~500k new hybrids per year, then their quote works out to $78 per hybrid. To me, I wouldn't be put off buying a car if it was $32,608 instead of $32,530.

      As for the speaker, if it's in the engine compartment it's probably rated for temperatures from -40 through 150F, if not more. Plus it's likely going to be exposed to a LOT of dirt/dust/water, while still needing to be heard. It also needs to probably make some non-trivial sound that is based on speed and shuts on/off appropriately. Maybe not $78, but definitely a lot more than $3 in my opinion.

    4. Re:Bullshit by galabar · · Score: 1

      Also, I assume that, if it breaks, the car company is liable for any pedestrians hit (or if it isn't load enough, or the wrong tone, etc.).

    5. Re: Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      being a driver and a pedestrian are two different situations.

    6. Re: Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It doesn't need to be a speaker. Just a noise emitter of some sort. Like the horn, but a more sustained sound.

    7. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hell, it doesn't even need to be a speaker. Horns have been surviving in engine compartments for how long now? Just make one a bit quieter and less obnoxious sounding, hook it up and your done.

    8. Re: Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And if it sounds like a real car, say a Lexus (take your pick of model) nobody will have to wear earplugs. Lexus sets a very nice example for the level of acceptable external noise.

    9. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Missing out on the opportunity to sell everyone Jetsons and other vanity run-tones: Priceless.

    10. Re:Bullshit by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      you're awfully free with spending other people's money

    11. Re:Bullshit by sabbede · · Score: 1

      Yeah, where's this "waterproof external speaker" nonsense coming from?

    12. Re:Bullshit by cdrudge · · Score: 1

      As for the speaker, if it's in the engine compartment it's probably rated for temperatures from -40 through 150F, if not more. Plus it's likely going to be exposed to a LOT of dirt/dust/water, while still needing to be heard.

      If only there were some type of a sound producing device mounted to the front of vehicles that was already designed to withstand the extreme environmental conditions...

  12. Trump is requesting an amendment by presidenteloco · · Score: 4, Funny

    that electic cars be forced to emit "realistic decibel-level revving Harley" sound.

    Trump says "Everyone knows that Harley riders rev their jackhammer-sounding engines not because they are assholes, but because of the safety factor it gives them on the dangerous streets."

    Congress is mulling the change, noting that the current sound required by the proposed legislation is a "liberal wailing and gnashing of teeth" sound.

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    1. Re: Trump is requesting an amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      As a kid, I did this to my bike with a clothespin and a card.

    2. Re: Trump is requesting an amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The Harley sound is probably copyrighted.

    3. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Loud pipes saves lives!

    4. Re: Trump is requesting an amendment by cloudmaster · · Score: 2

      They tried, but ultimately failed.
      http://articles.latimes.com/20...

    5. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by UnknownSoldier · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm You mean the saying "Loud Pipes Saves Lives" isn't true? But I read it on the internet !

    6. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      /sarcasm You mean the saying "Loud Pipes Saves Lives" isn't true? But I read it on the internet !

      If being loud saved lives they could tape down the horn button.

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    7. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Major+Blud · · Score: 2

      About two years ago I was offered the chance to ride the Harley Livewire electric motorcycle (http://www.harley-davidson.com/content/h-d/en_US/home/motorcycles/project-livewire.html).

      I was part of a group of 6 other electric bikes that had to follow a regular ICE bike on a 5 mile trek around town. I was amazed at how quiet the thing is; dead silence at a stop light is a pretty weird feeling.

      On the way back to the dealership, the 7 of us went to pull into the parking lot. There was a group of two pedestrians that were standing on the sidewalk waiting to cross the street. The regular ICE bike pulled in first; I was next to pull in. Right after the ICE bike pulled in the two pedestrians started to cross, and nearly stepped out right in front of me. I knew they were going to do this so I had plenty of room to stop, but they were completely astonished when they saw me there; "we didn't hear you".

      I'm not a part of the whole "loud pipes save lives" crowd, but until all vehicles can move in dead silence, pedestrians beware!

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    8. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by c · · Score: 1

      Trump says "Everyone knows that Harley riders rev their jackhammer-sounding engines not because they are assholes, but because of the safety factor it gives them on the dangerous streets."

      Oh. Wow. Here I was thinking it was because they stall if they idle for more than a dozen seconds...

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    9. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      "Everyone knows that Harley riders rev their jackhammer-sounding engines not because they are assholes, but because of the safety factor it gives them on the dangerous streets."

      nope, it's because they are complete assholes. it's amazing how i can get a ticket for a loud exhaust my car had a slight muffler problem, it was seriously hardly even noticeable, especially compared to ANY motorcycle. yet my neighbor can warm his harley up for ten min constantly revving the engine (read up on how you don't need to "warm" up the engine for more than a minute in motorcycles) and zoom down the road loud as fuck, sit at a red light revving engine right in front of a cop, and not get a ticket/warning/second look from the cop.

    10. Re: Trump is requesting an amendment by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      They tried, but ultimately failed. http://articles.latimes.com/20...

      Wasn't that a hoot? Trying to copyright the sound a poorly designed engine makes. That 45 degree angle, single crankshaft pin was a design compromise from years ago that makes for a pretty unbalanced engine, which is why they vibrate so damn much.

      The potato-potato-potato-potato sound is distinctive, but it is a testament to early 20th century design that should have been gone a long time ago.

      I love the way Harley bikes look, so it was a matter of finding something else that suited. I ended up getting a later model VTC 1100 Shadow Spirit. Smooth ride, chopped looks, and instead of potato-potato-potato, it's a steady budabudabudabuda.

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    11. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Oh. Wow. Here I was thinking it was because they stall if they idle for more than a dozen seconds...

      Pretty much this. If I'm out riding on my Big Twin Honda, I come to a stop, and just let the thing idle. Meanwhile, the Harley guys are busy jacking off their throttles.

      H-D is caught in a weird dillemma, A lot of their user base is extremely conservative,( as in no changes) and some are even pissed about them coming out with the revolution series of engines.

      That's what I would buy if I were to get a Harley, but the post purchase maintenance costs are pretty steep. So I'm happy with my bike.

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    12. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Grishnakh · · Score: 1

      Maybe pedestrians should try looking before they cross the street...

    13. Re: Trump is requesting an amendment by LinuxIsGarbage · · Score: 1

      I always called it the "stalling lawnmower" sound. Especially when the obnoxious riders sound like they are revving it just to prevent a stall. Interesting to find out it has an official name that's just as lame.

    14. Re:Trump is requesting an amendment by Major+Blud · · Score: 1

      Well duh :-) In their defense their view was somewhat blocked by a freight truck parked on the side of the road, but if people in traffic situations were doing what they were supposed to do, none of this would be a problem anyway :-)

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  13. makes sense by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    if some thing is coming behind you you would need some way tell. distance and time can be diserned by sound but also coupled with the sense of sight is helpfull though as the saying goes look both ways.

  14. Motor whine by bmerlin · · Score: 2

    I can't be the only person who can already hear these things because of the whine that their motors put out at low speeds. It isn't loud, but neither is a relatively modern internal combustion powered passenger car at parking lot speed.

    1. Re:Motor whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I guess it is just you.
      I had one pull behind me in a parking lot and was not aware of it till it passed.

    2. Re:Motor whine by santiago · · Score: 2

      It takes a while to learn it. I bike regularly in a place with a lot of electric cars, and I realized that I few months ago, I had internalized their particular noise and could now sense they were in my blind spot. Until I retrained my brain to recognize them, though, I had been filtering them out because they were not what I had learned cars sound like for the last few decades.

    3. Re:Motor whine by thestuckmud · · Score: 0

      I can't be the only person who can already hear these things...

      Maybe you can, but the friends I drove up to today didn't. They were in the roadway in a shopping center parking lot, walking across at a shallow angle. I slowed until it was safe to pass. I pulled up and joked: "watch out for maniacs driving silent cars!" They said they had not heard me driving up.

      I'm definitely in favor of requiring these cars to be audible.

    4. Re:Motor whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mainly hear them by the popping of various components as they expand/contract. Teslas are quieter than Priuses in this respect.

    5. Re:Motor whine by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Oh my, how is your recovery coming along? I mean, you must have been seriously hurt, right? Are your regular therapy sessions working for you?

      What's that you say? Gasp... you were not hurt at all? The car was driving so slowly that you couldn't hear it, yet, it did not hurt you? How can that possibly be?

    6. Re:Motor whine by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Until I retrained my brain to recognize them, though, I had been filtering them out because they were not what I had learned cars sound like for the last few decades.

      That's weird. If I hear a weird noise while cycling I don't filter it out. I'm like, what the fuck is that noise. Is a cylon about to eat me? Am I about to experience a catastrophic crank bearing failure? It's really the opposite of logical to filter out noises like that, especially a new one you haven't heard before. Paying attention to strange new noises is and always has been a survival tactic.

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    7. Re:Motor whine by michelcolman · · Score: 2

      I'm in favour of a courtesy horn for pedestrians, like a polite version of the regular horn. That's all you need. You're not going to kill anyone at 5 mph, there's no need for ubiquitous synthesized car sounds now that we can finally have quiet cars.

      I've heard lots of stories of people being startled by electric cars, in fact it happened to me once, but I have yet to hear of a single case of someone being injured because he didn't hear an electric car. And there are a couple of hundred thousand electric cars on the road already. If it really was such a problem, there would have been a few actual accidents by now.

      It's just a minor annoyance for the driver, not a safety hazard.

    8. Re:Motor whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I can't be the only person who can already hear these things because of the whine that their motors put out at low speeds. It isn't loud, but neither is a relatively modern internal combustion powered passenger car at parking lot speed.

      Sorry, common sense cannot be applied here. Bored bureaucrats making regulations trumps everything else.

    9. Re:Motor whine by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Older people cannot listen to these frequencies.

  15. Make the pedestrians pay for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the rules will cost the auto industry about $39 million annually ... the benefits of the reduced injuries are estimated at $250 million to $320 million annually.

    Why should car owners pay for this? They get no benefit. This should be paid for by a tax on shoes and bicycles!

    (Only half joking)

    1. Re: Make the pedestrians pay for it! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      if anything it would be raise the price for consumer and be manditory/optional depending on regenal laws or the buisness will put them on all.

  16. Stupid rule.... by Lumpy · · Score: 1

    Will it require a Buick to do the same? how about Honda Goldwings? the tires make more noise than the motorcycle does.

    Only one way I will support it. force the electric car makers to have them all sound like the cars from the jetsons.

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    1. Re: Stupid rule.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I used to own a 71 Centurion convertible. 455. Definitely not loud enough. But if you turned the air cleaner lid upside down you would greatly increase the carburetor noise. There is nothing like the sound of a quadrajet's secondaries opening up.

  17. Business Opportunity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Car Sound Fonts!

    I want Chitty Chitty Bang Bang along with Dick van Dyke singling for everyone as I drive.

    Or a bubble popping noise!

    Entrepreneurs! Make it happen. I command thee!

  18. What's Next? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Since we want noisy cars, let's go all the way. All cars should be required to have speakers cranked to make 150 dB white noise at all times. Now, nobody can miss it.

    I know. Force all new cars to have the blinding lights so we can all run each other off the road. Why stop there? Let's put them on the sides and back of the care too. And crank them up so high that even a blind person wearing a blindfold can feel the heat from the lights.

    Oooh, here's another good idea. All cars will now have to send emergency alerts to every phone within 500 feet. Phones will need to be updated to allow for proper notification. Keep sending the notification, we need to make sure we don't miss any vehicles. And other drivers will know you're there too!

    Seriously, this is retarded. One of the advantages of a hybrid or electric vehicle is less noise. Not no noise, the tires rolling on the road at low speeds are quite audible even among other cars. But an improvement. If you want to reduce injuries, you increase education for drivers AND pedestrians, and you publicly embarrass people who do stupid things. Let society mock them into obedience.

    1. Re:What's Next? by Dog-Cow · · Score: 0

      Someone should poke your eyeballs out and force you to walk endlessly in a parking lot full of electric cars coming and going. You'll survive for a while, but you won't enjoy it.

  19. Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Just sell people tones. They can buy other vehicles' engine noises from the same automaker, or Jetsons(tm), Star Trek(tm), Star Wars(tm), etc etc

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    1. Re:Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      I want the sound of someone in medieval attire clapping 2 halves of a coconut together.

    2. Re:Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      And a button for a neighing sound!

      OK, I changed my mind, mandatory sounds are a good idea! I'd love to have a Tesla that sounds like horse's hooves.

    3. Re:Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Where would you get the coconuts. This is a temperate zone.

    4. Re:Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      That would be a great idea... Until some clever guy uploads a police siren.

    5. Re:Cash cow coupled with internet connectivity by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Buy! Now!

      I want!

      Take my money please!

  20. Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Whatever happened to the notion of looking both ways before crossing the street? One of the benefits of hybrids and electric cars is they reduce noise pollution. The idea of adding artificial noise just so people are more "used" to how things operate is such an obvious step backwards. And what about existing electrical vehicles and hybrids? Do they need to be retrofitted? And who would have to pay for it?

    1. Re:Ridiculous by freeze128 · · Score: 3, Insightful

      "looking both ways" doesn't really help if you're blind.

    2. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      THIS! For the love of God this! I was hoping for a quieter America with fewer engine noises. Why should we regress to imitate a noisier, less efficient era just to placate a few safety freaks who can't trust people to watch the damned road before stepping into it?

    3. Re:Ridiculous by blindseer · · Score: 1

      Do you mean like how digital cameras make a "click" sound when an image is captured? There's a lot of things we do because that is how we are used to them. Have you ever thought of how e-mail programs use images like stamps, envelopes, pencils, paper, and so on? We use those images because we make a natural connection between sending a note electronically and sending a note by postal service.

      If people are allowed to choose the sound their vehicles make when moving then I expect a lot of sounds that mimic how people traveled before. We'll have "old jalopy", "big block V-8", "baseball cards in spokes", "horse hooves on cobblestone", and the like. What I fear though is that someone will use a sound that will get kids run over, like "ice cream truck".

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    4. Re:Ridiculous by Snotnose · · Score: 0

      Fucking this. I live close to a stop sign, currently maybe once an hour I hear some asshole on his Harley. Last thing I want is to hear a bunch of assholes in naturally quiet cars blasting the Star Wars theme, or Banana Phone, or some fart they think is funny.

      Surely you can come up with a way to accommodate the blind without annoying the hell out of the 99% of us that aren't blind.

    5. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, but listening for tyre noise does.

      Unless your car is an absolute shitbox, tyre noise is far louder than the engine anyway on low speed streets.

    6. Re: Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ah but the guy on the Harley wants exactly that, he wants the world to know he's coming through. You can bet Harley Davison is working hard to reproduce the 'classic Harley rumble' on their electric bikes. so unless you get precisely the opposite law banning electric vehicles from making extra noise you get the STATUS QUO

    7. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Stupid fake engine sound doesn't help if you are deaf. How about pedestrian should only cross the road at designated place when permitted and it's the responsibility of the driver to no hit peoples at these designated location. This work for blind peoples, deaf peoples, dumb peoples and even blind, deaf and dumb peoples.

      But let vote a law so we can feel good about ourselves been a waste of oxygen!

    8. Re:Ridiculous by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      Fucking this. I live close to a stop sign, currently maybe once an hour I hear some asshole on his Harley. Last thing I want is to hear a bunch of assholes in naturally quiet cars blasting the Star Wars theme, or Banana Phone, or some fart they think is funny. Why not move to the country? You can be grumpy there a lot easier.

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    9. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Do you mean like how digital cameras make a "click" sound when an image is captured?

      I thought we did that because of privacy concerns. If it was just familiarity, you'd be able to turn it off.

    10. Re:Ridiculous by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      Yeah on most of the older stuff it was a setting.
      on the recent stuff you have to mod the firmware to get it to shut up.

      That said it would be pretty cool if we got a choice of car noises for low speed. If not that will likely become a fairly popular mod.

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    11. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      What are blind people doing driving a car?

    12. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Making sound doesn't really help if your deaf.
      Some people are both blind and deaf.

      As a driver you can't rely on other people noticing you. You have to be able to stop, even if you think it is impossible to drive at reasonable speeds then.
      If you think it is impossible to avoid hitting people that steps out in the road; leave the car at home and walk.

    13. Re:Ridiculous by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      Unless your car is an absolute shitbox, tyre noise is far louder than the engine anyway on low speed streets.

      My car is a diesel and is way louder at low RPMs, you insensitive clod! Up until you get it way up near the redline, anyway.

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    14. Re:Ridiculous by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      on the recent stuff you have to mod the firmware to get it to shut up.

      Which is exactly what everyone does because the artificial shutter sound is more offensive than the real one and can frighten or distract subjects depending on species.

      If I had to, I'd go in with a knife and cut the speaker leads. That shit is awful.

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    15. Re: Ridiculous by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You can bet Harley Davison is working hard to reproduce the 'classic Harley rumble' on their electric bikes.

      No. Harley-Davidson designed their transmission case to emit gear whine. I only wish I were kidding, but it's true. Saw it on Jay Leno's Garage. Harley isn't happy unless they build a piece of shit that makes extra noise.

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    16. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have it turned off on my camera, phone and tablet.

      My old camera, it couldn't be turned off, but that was because it was the noise of a mirror physically sliding to the side.

    17. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If you're crossing in a crosswalk as you're supposed to (and I presume blind people would even be more careful about this!) then the onus (at least in North America) is on the driver of the car to watch for pedestrians, not the other way around. Admittedly, I can't even begin to imagine the difficulties a blind person must face, but I would think that not many blind people would feel comfortable crossing the street at random locations relying on listening for vehicles to determine if anything is coming.

    18. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well of course it doesn't help. Why would a blind man look both ways before crossing the street? Sounds like a terrible idea.

    19. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      They can't train a guide dog to look both ways?

    20. Re:Ridiculous by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Neither does listening closely, if you happen to be both deaf and blind.
      IMHO, the vehicles (and bicycles) should be equipped with Active Denial System, so that any living thing in their trajectory can feel the heat ...

    21. Re:Ridiculous by PPH · · Score: 1

      Neither does listening closely, if you happen to be both deaf and blind.

      If the sound generator simulates a 442 Hemi V8 with the proper db level, even the deaf should be able to feel it approaching.

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    22. Re:Ridiculous by sims+2 · · Score: 1

      I've done that before my last cordless phone system at home (I no longer have a home phone) I cut the wires going to the speaker in the base station. Hey if I can't answer the phone at the base station (no built in speaker phone or handset) it needs to shut up so I can hear the cordless handsets ringing in the other room.

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  21. In Soviet Amerika all cars make beepski soundings by WillAffleckUW · · Score: 0

    All hail glorious ruler of orange hair!

    Much noise, will stop after car destroyed in 5 mph crash!

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  22. Wait.... what? by mark-t · · Score: 1

    NHTSA estimates the odds of a hybrid vehicle being involved in a pedestrian crash are 19 percent higher compared with a traditional gas-powered vehicle

    "Estimates"???? Wtf, are they trying to suggest this would be a good idea without even having any actual hard statistics backed by actual research to support the notion that it would actually result in fewer pedestrian injuries?

    I mean, I'm not going to argue that it makes some kind of logical sense that cars that make noise would alert people to their presence more readily than silent ones, but after you factor in the number of pedestrians that are wearing earbuds or headphones, or too busy chatting on their phone to pay attention to what is around them, I honestly don't know if this kind of change would make any difference unless you make the electric cars *louder* than ICE vehicles.

    1. Re:Wait.... what? by PRMan · · Score: 1

      I almost got run over the other day by a guy backing up his Chevy Volt.

      First problem: no noise at all. I was walking in a parking lot close to the car and he didn't see me.

      Second problem: the backup light is near the ground under an overhanging piece. If you are close to the car, you can't see it!

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    2. Re:Wait.... what? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      NHTSA estimates the odds of a hybrid vehicle being involved in a pedestrian crash are 19 percent higher compared with a traditional gas-powered vehicle

      "Estimates"???? Wtf, are they trying to suggest this would be a good idea without even having any actual hard statistics backed by actual research to support the notion that it would actually result in fewer pedestrian injuries?

      Yes, "estimates". You know, that thing you use statistics to do.

    3. Re:Wait.... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've never heard a car reversing when I've been outside in the real world with a real-world outside noise floor.

      That's why trucks and commecial vehicles make reversing noises - because they don't expect you to hear engine noise.

    4. Re:Wait.... what? by Ol+Olsoc · · Score: 1

      I mean, I'm not going to argue that it makes some kind of logical sense that cars that make noise would alert people to their presence more readily than silent ones, but after you factor in the number of pedestrians that are wearing earbuds or headphones, or too busy chatting on their phone to pay attention to what is around them, I honestly don't know if this kind of change would make any difference unless you make the electric cars *louder* than ICE vehicles.

      I've stopped students from walking into the path of buses. If you cant hear the whine of their tires, and theengine, and especially the weird wubwubwubwub noise they make as they slow down, nothing will work.

      A better idea is to have a sensor on their smartphone that tesxts them "Hey Asshole, you're about to get run over by that bus you are gonna step in front of!"

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    5. Re:Wait.... what? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I almost got run over the other day by a guy backing up his Chevy Volt.

      Fixed that for you, added emphasis.

      There are lots of reports from people being startled by a slow electric car, but how many people have actually been hurt this way? And how many people have been hurt by gasoline cars backing up? The sound doesn't make one bit of difference in the number of casualties. No matter what the baseless "estimates" say.

      What does make a difference, is backup cameras. They are becoming standard on more and more cars. But please, there's enough car noise already, why can't we finally get some quiet cars?

    6. Re:Wait.... what? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      So what's the actual number of people hurt by very slow electric cars, that they based this estimate on? If it's such a major problem, with all the electric cars on the road today, there must be hundreds of cases, right? Dozens? OK, maybe one?

    7. Re:Wait.... what? by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      I've stopped students from walking into the path of buses.

      Don't tell anyone, or inevitably somebody will get the idea that buses aren't quite loud enough.

    8. Re:Wait.... what? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      But the regulation hating people who don't like electric cars have been talking about this issue for the past 10 years. There should be hard data as to how often electric cars have hit people. I haven't heard of any, and I would expect the fossil fuel funded media to report on any negative EV story no matter how small. Just like the difference in the number of gas cars that catch on fire vs the electric ones that have.

      I'm not against the noise, I'm against it not being applied to all new vehicles. I also don't want automakers to choose to make their cars noisier like my neighbors Corvette and Ram truck that they idle at 7am to warm up each morning.

    9. Re:Wait.... what? by david_thornley · · Score: 1

      but how many people have actually been hurt this way?

      Maybe the NHTSA has the answer.

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  23. Speakers? by JimSadler · · Score: 1

    Go low tech. A handful of pebbles in the hub caps will make enough noise to warm people. I ride a very quiet bicycle. When people are on a path in front of me they tend to have ear buds and are either chatting dribble on their cells phones or oblivious due to music blasting in their ears. Most car horns will not even get trough to them. Noise is easy to make. Drill a hole or to in the muffler if you must.

    1. Re:Speakers? by jeffb+(2.718) · · Score: 1

      Drill a hole or to in the muffler if you must.

      Or hang some bells from the reins, or just crack your whip more loudly.

    2. Re:Speakers? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

      What muffler?

    3. Re:Speakers? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hybrids still need mufflers, but yeah drilling a hole won't do much good if they are 100% battery at low speed.

  24. NTSB hires Vince Vaughn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The trummp/brietbart administration insists the cars should not sound "gay". (As in the Vince Vaugh movie, this is a joke, or at least was a joke. Now it's probably a reality)

    1. Re:NTSB hires Vince Vaughn by mcvos · · Score: 1

      this is a joke, or at least was a joke. Now it's probably a reality

      Reality is the real joke.

    2. Re:NTSB hires Vince Vaughn by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The trummp/brietbart administration insists the cars should not sound "gay". (As in the Vince Vaugh movie, this is a joke, or at least was a joke. Now it's probably a reality)

      What could sound gayer than "the president is tweeting again"?

  25. Ridiculous by CNTOAGN · · Score: 1

    I have a leaf - it beeps when it backs up. Going forward, at 3 to 4 miles per hour, you can hear it - like you would hear any couple thousand lb object moving. Any increase in the number of pedestrian accidents is because people are now walking with their heads down looking at their phones.

    There's no excuse for a pedestrian to be hit by a vehicle unless the vehicle is somewhere it shouldn't be - like a sidewalk.

    Keep your head up, its dangerous out there.

  26. In related news ... by fahrbot-bot · · Score: 1

    ... Pedestrians walking around staring at their smartphones, wearing headphones and/or otherwise not paying attention to their surroundings will be required to emit a "beep, beep, beep" sound to warn other pedestrians and near-by vehicles. Fair is fair people - pay attention or get a Darwin Award -- I'm also talking to you, guy I saw riding a bicycle no-hands while browsing your phone, wearing headphones and smoking a cigarette. (true story)

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  27. Prius Engine Noise by PPH · · Score: 1

    Something like this

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    1. Re:Prius Engine Noise by ewhac · · Score: 1

      Personally, I'm a fan of this.

  28. Toyota already has it by JanneM · · Score: 4, Insightful

    At least Toyota already has this in their hybrid vehicles. And in Japan you have a toggle to temporarily turn it off (for when you arrive home late, for instance, and want to minimise noise). The "whine" you hear from a Prius or Aqua at low speed is actually the speaker; with it turned off they're almost completely silent.

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    1. Re:Toyota already has it by HornWumpus · · Score: 1

      Nothing new, I've coasted home the last few blocks many times.

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  29. Card in the spokes by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

    We loved that when I was liddle

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    1. Re:Card in the spokes by Greyfox · · Score: 1
      That's no good. When your car is making that noise, it's about to throw a rod because you forgot to put oil in it.

      Source: Room mate had an oil leak and never checked her oil level.

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    2. Re:Card in the spokes by CaptainDork · · Score: 1

      Rods are not a suspect in a non-piston engine.

      I do recall those problems, though.

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    3. Re:Card in the spokes by Greyfox · · Score: 1

      True, it'd be OK for a pure electric car. Hybrid, eh, maybe not so much. I think even if I were driving an electric car, that sound would still make me twitch.

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  30. Already installed at no extra cost! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 2012 Leaf already beeps in reverse. There is an external speaker already installed. All it would take to make my Leaf comply is a software update.

    Oddly, and this is true, the one time that they updated the software resulted in bricking the whole car. The solution was to unplug the batteries, wait a few seconds, and plug them in again.

    "Did you try turning it off and on again?" - The IT Crowd

  31. so if you want to sneak up on someone... by new+death+barbie · · Score: 1

    don't slow down.

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  32. Darwin by bl968 · · Score: 1

    Modern Coasting gas powered vehicles, and bicycles which frequently are traveling as fast as the flow of traffic, makes little to no noise as well are we going to require them to have the same low speed noisemakers? If not then this is a bs rule.

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    1. Re:Darwin by michelcolman · · Score: 1

      Gas cars are exempt because we have to support the oil economy.

      Next up: a mandatory delay between the application of the accelerator and the response from the electric motor. All in the name of safety. And charging at home will be forbidden.

  33. I hope some brave automaker... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I hope some brave automaker has the balls to make their warning sound be a repeated playback of "Federal law requires this stupid warning."

  34. Uploadable ringtones to your car? by JustNiz · · Score: 1

    I can imagine it now... Tie fighter noises all over the place.

    1. Re:Uploadable ringtones to your car? by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      How about Geraldine the dog?

  35. Cool!!! by trailerparkcassanova · · Score: 1

    I want mine to sound like Fred MacMurray's Model T in 'The Absent Minded Professor'.

    1. Re:Cool!!! by WolfgangVL · · Score: 1

      How about just Freddy Mercury?
       

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    2. Re:Cool!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      How about just Freddy Mercury?

      "Another One Bites the Dust"?

  36. Other countries already have this by GreatDrok · · Score: 2

    My UK bought Nissan LEAF has a noise generator that operates at low speed. It creates a high pitched wine which alerts people that the car is near. Besides that, the A/C system fans also make a fair bit of noise. If I want to go into total stealth mode I can turn off the A/C and the noise generator and then creep around car parks startling the unwary. I generally just assume people can't hear even when driving my Mini so I don't think this is going to make a massive amount of difference other than for the blind who obviously use their hearing more so I can see the sense in this. Odd that it wasn't already required in the US.

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  37. Requirement by Herkum01 · · Score: 1

    I hope they settle on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?... (Crazy Frog)

  38. WTH? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My 100% electric Fiat already makes a low whirring noise below 10MPH, you can not hear it inside the car with the windows up but people on the sidewalks hear it. Had one elderly man flag me down and told me my car was making a funny noise. Told him it was electric and that was a warning noise.

  39. Music by duke_cheetah2003 · · Score: 1

    Screw engine simulated noises. I want my Prius to play Ride of the Valkyries really loud!

    1. Re:Music by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I love the smell of pedestrians in the morning.

  40. Fucking government by roman_mir · · Score: 1

    Fucking piece of shit government is constantly getting involved where it absolutely does not belong for any god-damn reason. The car manufacturers don't want to get sued, whether they decide to use noise or some other method of projecting the presence of the vehicle is up to them. Government getting into these thing is how you get Pi=3.2.

  41. factors like tire and wind noise adequately warn p by charliemerritt03 · · Score: 1

    "Then the stupids added: At higher speeds, the alert is not required because other factors like tire and wind noise adequately warn pedestrians, NHTSA said." AT HIGHER SPEEDS - WHEN YOU MAKE SIGNIFICANT WIND NOISE - I just don't think the pedeSPLAT I mean do you hear a car before it gets to you (side of highway)? Maybe so. I look before crossing highway, but in town I DO listen.

  42. Harley Davidson by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Make them sound like Harley's. People will quickly decide quiet is acceptable. Problem solved.

  43. Idiots... by Khyber · · Score: 1

    "The U.S. National Highway Transportation Department said the rules will cost the auto industry about $39 million annually because automakers will need to add an external waterproof speaker to comply.'

    As opposed to the one ALREADY INSTALLED ON MOST EVERY CAR since like.. the 60s? The fuck are these morons smoking?

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    1. Re:Idiots... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      As opposed to the one ALREADY INSTALLED ON MOST EVERY CAR since like.. the 60s? The fuck are these morons smoking?

      Most every car since the 1960s has an external waterproof speaker? What the fuck are you smoking? A horn is not repeat not a speaker. It's not even fucking close. Leave the automotive stuff to people who know something about cars, please. (I know, I must be new here.)

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    2. Re:Idiots... by Khyber · · Score: 1

      You must be new to audio. Horns use air. Since the 60's, they began using piezo-electric speakers (got one on my old Nova) except Toyota, in which my old 80's Tercel had a waterproof paper cone speaker!

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    3. Re:Idiots... by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

      You must be new to audio. Horns use air. Since the 60's, they began using piezo-electric speakers (got one on my old Nova) except Toyota, in which my old 80's Tercel had a waterproof paper cone speaker!

      Toyota has apparently since abandoned the practice. Maybe they had it in mind to have different horn tones for different markets. In any case, they're still called a horn, and you can't play arbitrary sounds through them. They're only designed to make one noise. That's why we still need multiple horns to get a layered tone.

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  44. Simple solution by frdmfghtr · · Score: 2

    Two words: wire cutters

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    1. Re:Simple solution by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      Two words: wire cutters

      You can be fairly certain that it's going to be illegal to disable this system, and that if it's not working you're going to get a fix-it ticket.

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  45. Sure, take all the fun out of it. by thedarb · · Score: 1

    One of the percs I looked forward to was sneaking up on unsuspecting pedestrians and then honking. Government sucks.

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  46. Jetsons anyone? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This has to be an option...

  47. Doesn't bother me at all... by rnturn · · Score: 1

    ... so long as I can make my quiet electric car sound like the Jetson's flying car. In fact, if that's not a standard option on the dashboard display's "Configure Car" menu, I'll be sorely disappointed.

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  48. Proof of danger by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well-documented danger of silent cars:

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qawyfg5jRHw

  49. A cheaper alternative .... by PinkyGigglebrain · · Score: 1

    How about just putting a baseball card in the wheel spokes?

  50. Hyrbid by Threni · · Score: 1

    Is there a reason Slashdot doesn't spell-check its articles? Must be a really good one; something obvious I'm missing.

  51. move by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Good idea. Now let's have a law that forces tailpipes to shoot their toxins out into the street rather than toward the strollers on the sidewalk. Bet you'll save more than 2400 lives that way.

  52. or drag some cans behind a car by dillee1 · · Score: 1

    or drag some cans behind a car

  53. Re:factors like tire and wind noise adequately war by drinkypoo · · Score: 1

    Maybe so. I look before crossing highway, but in town I DO listen.

    TOP TIP: You are meant to look (both ways) and listen before crossing any roadway. HTH, HAND!

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  54. Noise pollution is a bad thing by sjbe · · Score: 1

    In short artificial engine noise is utterly unacceptable in my view.

    Agreed. The tires make enough noise as it is and many gas engines are so quiet you can barely tell they are running at idle. Noise is a form of pollution and we definitely don't need more of it. This seems to be more a case of anecdotal "data" jumping ahead of the actual facts. All this will accomplish is to add a lot of noise pollution with minimal to no benefit to society.

    Someone will say "but what about the blind people? What about the children?" What about them? First off there are incredibly few blind people wandering about and it's not as if we have to dodge them on a routine basis. I honestly cannot recall the last time I actually saw a blind person attempt to cross a road. Certainly hasn't been for at least 20 years and never anywhere near where I live. Seriously, never. Pedestrians in general are not a big problem in most of the country. Maybe it's a problem in big cities but it sure as shit is not a problem in the suburbs or more rural parts of the country. As for children, they don't pay attention to cars that make noise today so it's not as if they are going to start listening to fake noises. Kids wander into streets because they don't know any better, not because they don't hear cars.

    1. Re:Noise pollution is a bad thing by jbengt · · Score: 1

      I honestly cannot recall the last time I actually saw a blind person attempt to cross a road.

      Last time I saw a blind person crossing the road, a cab making a right turn on red cut her off. Fortunately her seeing eye dog stopped her. The taxi had an internal combustion engine, anyway, and there were plenty of other vehicles each making their own noise. I don't see how, if it were electric, adding noise could've helped.

    2. Re: Noise pollution is a bad thing by BeerDrinker9000 · · Score: 1

      I'm blind and I cross streets as well as read Slashdot. What do you suggest I do now that you Sightlings have made my world more dangerous?

    3. Re: Noise pollution is a bad thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wear a cowbell so that drivers notice you.

  55. horse-and-buggy by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    all electric cars must emit the clip-clop-clip-clop sound of horses hooves

  56. Darwin award candidates by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Because any faster than that and you just can't stop for the deaf guy who steps into the cross-walk right before you get there.

    Exactly how is adding noise to a car going to help a DEAF person hear the oncoming traffic? It might help a blind person in theory (though I find those argument specious) but a deaf person isn't going to hear any car no matter how loud it is.

    And in plenty of situations, you are dependent on pedestrians hearing cars and protecting themselves.

    Pedestrians that depend on hearing cars to protect themselves are not paying attention and are trying to earn a Darwin award. No driver should presume that any pedestrian will be dependent on hearing their car for safety.

    You've got no hope of seeing the pedestrian walking behind cars through a parking-lot, and without any sound, they'll step right behind you as you're backing-up.

    A) How fast are you backing up? and B) If you can't see well when backing up, then back up SLOWLY enough that pedestrians can take evasive action if necessary. Depending on pedestrians to actually hear your car is idiotic and unsafe.

  57. Not that cheap by sjbe · · Score: 1

    A $3 speaker and $1 of wiring per car will add up to $39 million?

    $4 per car? Oh that's adorable that you think it would be that cheap. I run a company that makes automotive components. I can assure you that it will be no where near that cheap even for the OEMs. A part that costs $4 to produce will cost 4-8X that amount installed in a car after all the mark ups. It will be made by a Tier 3 or 4 company, and then resold 3-4X before getting to the OEM for final assembly with markups and overhead and labor being added each time.

    Just for a crude rule of thumb if you want to guess what a part costs to actually make, go to a dealer and find the price. In rough numbers it will probably cost somewhere between 6-8X what it costs to make in most cases. Sometimes more, occasionally less depending on sales volume for the part. So if you have a part that costs $250 at the dealer, it probably cost something like $4 to actually make. For example we make a part that goes into a GM SUV. We sell it to our customer for around $4 and the assembly it goes to costs around $9 to the Tier 1 supplier. If you wander into a dealership and buy that assembly it would cost you north of $700. The markup on dealer parts is insane. My company makes wire harnesses. I've actually stood in line at a dealer watching a guy buy a wire harness for $200 that had *maybe* $5 worth of components and wire in it at wholesale prices.

    1. Re:Not that cheap by JustAnotherOldGuy · · Score: 1

      " I've actually stood in line at a dealer watching a guy buy a wire harness for $200 that had *maybe* $5 worth of components and wire in it at wholesale prices"

      So in other words, I'm exactly right. After you get done telling me it'll cost a million billion dollars, you helpfully provide an example of how your cost breakdown is bullshit and this stuff can be made very cheaply. lol

      (And yeah, we know how the concept of markup works, it's called "Economics 101", or "How to make money in business". They secret is to sell stuff for more than it costs you. Shhhhhhh, don't tell!)

      But even so, lets say it's a $100 speaker plus wiring...that $100 difference still isn't going to stop anyone from buying a car. Probably wouldn't stop anyone at $200 either.

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  58. Sounds should not be used merely for tradition by sjbe · · Score: 1

    Do you mean like how digital cameras make a "click" sound when an image is captured?

    Which we have the ability to turn off. And when I'm doing wildlife photography I often do turn it off to avoid spooking the subject I'm photographing.

    Have you ever thought of how e-mail programs use images like stamps, envelopes, pencils, paper, and so on?

    Yes and I think it's retarded that we use an icon of a floppy disk to indicate saving a document since nobody has used floppy disks in 20 years. The kids don't even know what the heck the icon is supposed to represent. It made some sense back in the 90s and earlier but it makes zero sense today. Similarly keeping byproduct sounds of cars just because we are currently accustomed to it is idiotic. Cars making noise isn't a feature - it's a side effect and a polluting one at that.

    We use those images because we make a natural connection between sending a note electronically and sending a note by postal service.

    Actually a lot of people don't make that connection at all. If you don't believe me I'll be happy to introduce you to some - I have several in my family. There are plenty of people that don't get the "folder" or "file cabinet" or "letter" analogies. At all.

    What I fear though is that someone will use a sound that will get kids run over, like "ice cream truck".

    How would that be different than today? Do you see kids getting run over every time an ice cream truck drives by? No you do not. Kids don't stay out of the road because of car sounds. They go into the road because they aren't aware of their surroundings which is why parents have to watch them. They don't equate car sounds with danger and they certainly aren't paying attention to the car sounds when chasing their ball into the street.

  59. Defensive walking by sjbe · · Score: 1

    I almost got run over the other day by a guy backing up his Chevy Volt.

    I'm glad you are ok. That said, if you were paying adequate attention to your surroundings and being careful that shouldn't be possible.

    First problem: no noise at all. I was walking in a parking lot close to the car and he didn't see me.

    So don't walk close to the cars or if you must then pay careful attention. His job is to back up slowly if he don't have complete visibility. Your job is to carefully watch out for your own physical well being and all signs of a vehicle that could move (lights, motion, driver activity, wheel turning, etc). If you can't see what the car is doing then be careful until you are sure. As long as both of you do your jobs there shouldn't be any problems.

  60. Pedestrians have burden of caution by sjbe · · Score: 1

    There's no excuse for a pedestrian to be hit by a vehicle unless the vehicle is somewhere it shouldn't be - like a sidewalk.

    THIS! Pedestrians that get hit are almost invariably doing something stupid. If you are walking in a place where cars normally drive then you are an idiot if you don't adjust your behavior to reflect that reality. Even if you are legally doing the right thing the laws of physics don't care about that. In a collision the car will "win" 100% of the time so any pedestrian that doesn't act accordingly is effectively either suicidal or a child.

    That's not to say drivers shouldn't be careful too but common sense dictates that the pedestrians should be extra careful any time they are walking around moving or potentially moving cars.

    1. Re:Pedestrians have burden of caution by PPH · · Score: 1

      Seattle anti-car protest march in 3...2...1...

      Don't you understand? The streets belong to drunks and heroin addicted hobos</sarcasm>

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  61. Not concerned by sjbe · · Score: 2

    You can be fairly certain that it's going to be illegal to disable this system, and that if it's not working you're going to get a fix-it ticket.

    I've got the money and the points to burn. Bring it on. I'll worry about it when they start actually enforcing noise ordinances against Harley Davidson motorcycles which clearly exceed any reasonable or necessary noise level.

    1. Re:Not concerned by drinkypoo · · Score: 2

      I've got the money and the points to burn. Bring it on.

      A bigger problem is, what happens if some pedestrian leaps out from behind a bush onto your hood and it's revealed that you've disabled the system? Suddenly you have a whole new problem.

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  62. It's not a bug, it's a feature by codeButcher · · Score: 1
    At least one electric motorcycle manufacturer panders stealth as one of the benefits of their products to police/security and military users.

    (Not affiliated with them in any way.)

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  63. My risk by sjbe · · Score: 2

    A bigger problem is, what happens if some pedestrian leaps out from behind a bush onto your hood and it's revealed that you've disabled the system?

    That's my problem isn't it? Yes I'd be taking a legal risk. I don't really think it is a a meaningful risk or that the likelihood of it becoming a problem is significant but I acknowledge that it is a potential risk.

    1. Re:My risk by DerekLyons · · Score: 1

      That's my problem isn't it?

      Not really, no. It's a problem for everyone around you who would have been warned had the sound been present - but who now won't be.

  64. Maybe people should pay attention instead by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If they are too stupid to look twice before crossing a road, maybe they deserve a Darwin award.

  65. The sound of silence by LQ · · Score: 1

    I was looking forward to a quieter life when the slowing moving traffic outside my window would be near silent. Instead it'll be all sorts of crap synthetic noises.

  66. Let the fun Begin by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    User customization could get interesting like ring tines I can see every thing from sports car sounds to cartoon sounds to bizarre and strange sound effects
    I would go for the Flintstones bongo sounds Barney Rubble made when running and the feet slapping sound Fred Flintstone made when accelerating.
    Or maybe the screaming of the screamapiller form the Simpsons.
    Maybe continuous fart sounds, steam engine train sounds, sewing machine noised, for succor fans gooooooooaaaaalllll, airplay noises jet or prop, toilet flushing and so on.....

  67. This is a real problem - seen it repeatedly. by boley1 · · Score: 1

    Someday, we may all be used to silent cars, but currently a person's brain processes a silent car as turned off and no danger. I had my first electric car in the mid '70's - one my dad and I built. After several incidents of pedestrians stepping in front of the car - just as I was about to start accelerating, we added a small buzzer to act as "engine noise" whenever the car was armed and dangerous. It was a simple fix and it worked. There may be other solutions, but this one does not require reprogramming people.

  68. let's nerf the woeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    why not on all cars then? i have a toyota that is almost silent whlle idling and cruising at low speeds. it's so quiet that numerous times my girl has tried to start it when it was already running. some of the newer cars are dead quiet, so i don't see why they would mandate it just for electric or hybrid vehicles. it should be "if the vehicle is emitting sound below a certain decibel, then they should make a specified noise at that decibel threshold or above". no need to make them loud. and 2400 injuries a year is hardly enough in my eyes to mandate the automotive industry to do this. more people fall down the stairs or fall out of bed each year and injure themselves. what next, the bedding industry mandate all bedframes to have safety bars on each side to protect the people from falling out of bed and injuring themselves? before it was that cars are too loud, now cars are too quiet. we're living in a pc nerfed up world nowadays, and it's getting crazy as fuck.

    1. Re:let's nerf the woeld by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      exactly. read this, although just reading the link is enough to get the point across. more than 20,000 people are admitted to the hospital each year ... after falling out of BED.

      http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2003483/More-20-000-people-admitted-hospital-year--falling-BED.html

  69. Noisemakers won't improve matters by sjbe · · Score: 1

    The taxi had an internal combustion engine, anyway, and there were plenty of other vehicles each making their own noise. I don't see how, if it were electric, adding noise could've helped.

    Exactly. In the places one is most likely to encounter a blind person there is copious traffic noise and the circumstances are unlikely to be such that adding more noise is going make a difference.

    Basically we are imagining problems and "solving" them by maintaining an approximation of the status quo even though there is no evidence that the status quo is a good situation.

  70. Already Solved by organgtool · · Score: 1

    I already do this (with a gas guzzler, no less) by driving with one hand on the horn the whole time to politely let everyone know they need to get out of my way.

  71. what's a "hyrbid car"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    sorry typos drive me crazy

  72. Idea from my phone by Cro+Magnon · · Score: 1

    We should be able to DL some kind of "fart app" for the car. Surely those random fart noises would convince the pedestrians to stay out of the way.

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  73. If the sound is user-selectable... by WhatHump · · Score: 1

    I'm uploading a porn video soundtrack to my car.

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    1. Re:If the sound is user-selectable... by freeze128 · · Score: 1

      Also, disable your shocks.

  74. No risk by sjbe · · Score: 1

    It's a problem for everyone around you who would have been warned had the sound been present - but who now won't be.

    Which is precisely no one. The notion that the noise pollution my car puts out is some sort of useful or valuable warning to those around me is delusional. Anyone who actually depends on hearing a car as a means to remain safe is behaving in a very irresponsible and dangerous manner. There are plenty of gasoline powered cars that are nearly silent and somehow we've managed to avoid mass fatalities of pedestrians anyway.

  75. This seems appropriate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    https://youtu.be/krPQ1PMM00Y

  76. A mariachi band by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is now required to march in front of your car at low speeds. Jobs are jobs.

    1. Re: A mariachi band by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Under Trump, it will be required to employ a band playing "American" music. I'm going for some John Phillip Sousa, personally.

      But in the rural areas there will be a major case of "Drive faster, I hear banjos..."

  77. Baseball cards by p51d007 · · Score: 1

    Just make them bigger for the "spokes" for the wheels. Then, EVER car will sounds like a rice burner with the huge mufflers :)

  78. the real finalizers by micahraleigh · · Score: 1

    US voters finalize the Obama administration and government tyranny over the private sector

  79. Car Ringtone Apocalypse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it not inevitable that we start off with electric cars making realistic engine noises, like cellphones making regular ringtones. We then progress to customized tones and hacked tones allowing everyone to have unique 'ringtones' for their electric cars and, even if made illegal, it becomes pervasive and eventually you end up with as many annoying car tones as you did ringtones in the 00's and next thing you know you are being run over by a Tesla doing Crazy Frog.....

  80. Problem Solved! by JackCorbae · · Score: 1

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spokey_Dokes

    You're welcome! ;)

  81. Make this a customizable feature by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I want the noise the Jetson's cars made

  82. Wouldn't you need FRONT and REAR facing speakers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How about just using that backup beeping for both going forward and in reverese.
    But the car better be able to play the inverse to cancel out the noise inside the car....wait - now I cannot tell if the external sound device is working or not!

  83. Opportunity for Downloadable Content by Khadgar · · Score: 1

    I don't mind this at all as long as I can download the noise I want. I plan to change mine weekly. One day a Ferrari, the next day I might go with "sick squirrel". Keep it creative.

  84. Bad Science + Bad Legislation by Medievalist · · Score: 1

    The NHTSA traffic study that inspired this legislation and (also a related recommendation from an advocacy group for the blind) was unbelievably bad science.

    They did not adjust their findings for the (well documented) geographic distribution of EVs and PZEVs. They compared national averages for gas cars with national averages for EVs - this is invalid methodology, because EVs are predominant in urban environments where pedestrian/car accidents are very much more common than rural environments where there isn't sufficient charging infrastructure to support EVs. When adjustments are applied, there is no difference between the rate of gas car and EV pedestrian/car accidents. Then, the study fantasizes an unsupported conclusion - having falsely concluded that EVs are more likely to run down pedestrians (they aren't) the NHTSA report authors then completely invent a rationale to explain this, with *no data to support that rationale*. It's just "EVs are quiet therefore the problem is EVs are quiet". Literally no falsing or experimentation whatsoever, just guesswork. Bad science.

    As I understand this legislation, it purports to help the blind avoid quiet cars, but does not do that. It actually just penalizes the makers of EVs and PZEVs while allowing diesel and gasoline cars to be as silent as they wish, up to and including total silence.

    However, there's nothing wrong with having noisemakers on EVs and PZEVs. It's just unfair to exempt pollutionmobiles from audio requirements, that's all. It's blatant market manipulation in favor of the Petroleum industry, targeted at Tesla, the only EV that doesn't already have a noisemaker.

  85. This Again by ChoosyBeggar · · Score: 1

    This was made law in France many years ago, and a standard (recognizable) set of sound loops were created by designers specially for this purpose:

    A bell/bowl ringing
    A gelug monk chanting
    The crackle of electricity
    two more I cannot recall...

    As a cyclist, I'm glad to see this idea finally coming to pass. I only hope we implement it half as well as the French did, although for some reason, I seem to recall they cancelled this plan before it was implemented.

  86. That's good by gzuckier · · Score: 1

    Because I just don't see too many little cars scooting along right at the speed limit blasting 100 decibels out.

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  87. Totally mechanical solution would be cheaper... by MercTech · · Score: 1

    Seriously, a centrifugal clutch with a bell ringer on a take off from the drive train would work well for about $50 a unit. You hear ding ding ding raising in rapidity as the vehicle moves until the speed gets high enough the clutch locks out the bell ringer. Problem solved.

    Or, take off the speedometer that would beep the horn until a certain rpm. Could be a cheap bolt on to the speedo (would work with electrical speedo sensor or a mechanical speedo).

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  88. Silent garage parking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Great. Just when I was finally hoping we'd get one day to no longer have to deal with motor noises from the garage. That, and those ridiculously loud beep-beep honks that tell everyone if you locked your car or not.

  89. ringtones by OrangeTide · · Score: 1

    I want my car to play a little tune when I drive through the Safeway parking lot.
    Like an icecream truck, but without all the murdered children.

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    “Common sense is not so common.” — Voltaire
  90. For crying out loud LOOK before crossing the road! by hucker75 · · Score: 0

    Why do these stupid pedestrians need to be protected? Don't just listen for cars, LOOK before crossing! We have an opportunity here to make roads quiet. Now learn the green cross code and quit your whining!