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  1. Re:Word From the Whitehouse on Siberian Permafrost Melting · · Score: -1, Flamebait

    Yes yes your communist agitprop is funny ...

    HA HA HA HEE HEE HEE

    Also very well thought out and articulated

    Yes I can see it now - with witty posts like that, I'm sure the Democrats can't possibly lose the next election.

  2. Re:Full mirror here on FedEx Cracks Down on Box Furniture, Citing DMCA · · Score: 2, Funny

    I wonder if he can make a new webserver out of FedEx boxes ;)

  3. Re:Scary. very scary. on Blu-Ray to Include New Copy Protection · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Can you imagine the scene at the Best Buy where your average techo-noobie is talking to some pimply faced nerd trying to sell them this player?

    Pimpleface: Yeah this is a really cool player - check out the resolution on this TV

    Noobie: Great I'll take one

    PF: Just one thing sir, you need a home LAN connection to the internet to make this thing work

    Noob: a home LAN? What's a LAN

    PF: Our associates over at Geeksquad can help you set one up - for a fee of course ...

    Noob: Wha?!? Huh?!?!

    *no sale*

    And besides how easy would that be to hack? If you have a home LAN to connected to this stoopid box - you could easily spoof the DNS or IP its looking for and redirect its traffic

    Sheesh!

  4. Re:Conservation is stupid on Extra Daylight Savings May Confuse the Gadgets · · Score: 1

    Agreed - and thank you for that breath of non-communist agitprop fresh air.

    While it may be true that resources can run out - they typically won't be replaced with anything until there is an actual shortage.

    In other words - as we truly run out of something (as opposed to an artificial shortage) market forces cause the invention/adaptation of new technologies or resources. (i.e. whale oil replaced with kerosene)

    Conservation prolongs the inevitable - but it doesn't prevent anything - and therefore is pointless

    (let the flameware begin ...)

  5. Re:Legality? on Spam Haters Given Right of Reply · · Score: 1

    Not at all - Think of it this way. We are all just simply collectively changing our minds about spam.

    Now instead of deleting this kind of email, we are actually looking at and taking them up on thier offer for free porn, viagra and discount drugs.

    Its a simple business transaction - nothing more.

    If they fall victim to thier own success of marketing - how can that be our fault?

  6. My sig sez it all ..... on Net Marketers Worried as Cookies Lose Effectiveness · · Score: 1

    re:below

  7. Won't someone please think of the poor RFIDz! on Riot Control Ray-Gun for Use in Iraq · · Score: 1

    Just think - You could take out all the RFIDz at the WalMart in one shot!

  8. Re:Won't somebody please think of the ATM machines on IBM Officially Kills OS/2 · · Score: 1

    Wont somebody please think of the MAINFRAMES!

    Last I checked, IBM's latest version of bigiron had an OS/2 based controller front end

  9. Thats great but .... on The End of a Floppy Era · · Score: 1

    Somebody tell MS to update thier F6 procedure when trying to install XP or 2k03 on newer hardware. The F6 option STILL only wants stuff on a floppy!

  10. Re:Dumb or not ... on German Youth Convicted for Sasser Worm · · Score: 1

    Anonymous COWARD ... nuff said

  11. Re:Dumb or not ... on German Youth Convicted for Sasser Worm · · Score: 1

    Yeah Yeah I know - it was my fault some little German fucker wrote this ...

  12. Dumb or not ... on German Youth Convicted for Sasser Worm · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I still say we string this little piggy up by his balls! - That little douchebag gave me headaches for
    fucking weeks ...

  13. Re:We Need this in the US on Britain to Pilot GPS Speed Governors · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    Lets try that parent post again ....

    Considering how many mouth breathers seem to think that the roads are for playing "BOB THE BUILDER TRUCK DRIVER SIMULATION" and not getting from point A to Point B, I'd love to see this ABOLISHED here. I NEVER follow the speed limits to the letter becasue I've NEVER seen an REASONABLE speed limit anywhere in my travels. (I've driven in almost every state except, Hawaii and Alaska) Sorry folks, but the roads are for people like me to get from one place to another IN A REASONABLE AMOUNT OF TIME WITHOUT DEALING WITH SAFETY NAZI IDIOTS. If you want to DRIVE LIKE A RETARD, go find a race track at DISNEY WORLD and have at it. If you want to get your ESTROGEN rush on, then play "BOB THE BUILDER TRUCK DRIVER SIMULATION". Otherwise, GET THE FUCK OFF THE ROADS ....

    Ahh - that feels better

  14. Re:We Need this in the US on Britain to Pilot GPS Speed Governors · · Score: 1

    Couldnt have said it any better - just a verbal high 5 ...

  15. Re:Question is.. on Microsoft Wants P2P Avalanche to Crush BitTorrent · · Score: 1

    Good question - however if this a decentralized p2p network, how could they possibly control it?

    How hard would it be to tunnel .MP3s as .WMAs?

    What I would love to see is Mircrosoft unleash this beast on the internet - market the crap out of it - get everyone to accept it - then see someone create a wrapper application to disguise illegal files which would all spread like wildfire across an an uncontrolled network!

    Don't taunt happy fun ball!

  16. I for one ... on $100,000 Poker Bot Tournament · · Score: -1, Redundant

    ... welcome our new pokerbot overlords ....

  17. Re:Quake on Rail Guns Closer to Reality · · Score: 1

    I can't wait for the "Mr Pant's Excessive" version of this hits the streets!

  18. Re:Not Surprised on DVD Decrypter Author Served With Take-Down Order · · Score: 1

    no no no no .....

    You use DVDShrink to get it from 8GB to 4GB!

    It works fabulous!

  19. Thanks for the info ... on DVD Decrypter Author Served With Take-Down Order · · Score: 1

    I never heard of this application - but as soon as I heard it was banned, I had to go and download it from a mirror that wasn't down yet - Thanks!

  20. Oh great ... on RFID: The Next Internet? · · Score: 1

    Now how am I supposed to microwave the entire Internet?

  21. Re:Options... Options... Options... wifi? on Cell Phone Service as High Speed Internet Link? · · Score: 1

    my thoughts exactly ...

    get some friends down the road towards the CO - Light a T1 (s/b $400/mo) at one of their homes. Score some cheap wifi gear then head down to the store and get some cans of Pringles and VOILA!

  22. Shouldn't the prize be .... on Hack IIS6 Contest · · Score: 1

    a modified XBox?

  23. 4gb?!?!?! pfffft! on Nokia Announces Hard-Drive Phone · · Score: 1

    How am I supposed to get my pr0n collection on that?

  24. Re:OS/2 Ahh the memories on Petition To Get OS/2 Open Source · · Score: 1

    I once developed an application exclusively for Sears on the platform IBM wrote exclusively for Sears called CICS for OS/2. It was mondo bizzaro - but it was kewl ..

    And true - the last Mainframe I saw had an OS/2 controller terminal connected to it. So me thinks that IBM will probably never open source it.

  25. How is this not GOOD news? on Interest in CS as a Major Drops · · Score: 1

    I for one welcome the drop in competition.

    As for women in CS, nobody seems to want to admit that thier brains aren't "wired" for it in general. There are plenty of good ones out there to be sure, but increasing their numbers is a round peg/square hole problem.

    The women that are good in the CS world know it, are good at it and gravitate to it automatically.