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Siberian Permafrost Melting

TeknoHog writes "New Scientist Reports on a remarkable runaway process of global warming that has been going on in Siberia for the past few years. 'Western Siberia has warmed faster than almost anywhere else on the planet, with an increase in average temperatures of some 3C in the last 40 years.' As a result, a million square kilometers (the area of France and Germany) of frozen peat bog have been found to be melting, according to Russian and international scientists. This releases methane, a potent greenhouse gas, which contributes to further global warming."

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  1. One other thing by krautcanman · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    ... and can I tell you about another source of methane? Just ask my roommate!

    1. Re:One other thing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      At least we are going to get back all that farmland in Siberia that was froozen during the last Ice Age.

    2. Re:One other thing by Presidential · · Score: 1
      At least we are going to get back all that farmland in Siberia that was froozen during the last Ice Age.


      You mean the Northern Resource Area, right? ;)

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  2. Well shit, son! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Slap a Stirling on that thar peat bog!

    1. Re:Well shit, son! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      soylent green is people.

  3. Word From the Whitehouse by ackthpt · · Score: 3, Funny
    Not real science! Not like important sciencetists in my administration tell me!

    La-la-la-la-la! MMMMM!!! I can't hear your!!! La-la-la-la-la!!

    The war is going well, we plan to fix Social Security if the stubborn opponents would just see reason! I have political capital to spend and I'm going to spend it!

    La-la-la-la-la! MMMMM!!! Hoo-Hah! Yellow rose of Texas .. HMMM MMM MMM MMM MMM MMMMMMM!!! La-la-la! (Dick see if we can round up some more troops and invade Siberberia, lookin' for weapons, setting up democracy sorta thing) La-la-la-la!!!

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    1. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No kidding. At some point "we need more data" turns into "Manhattan is under a foot of water." There's real stuff happening out there, and it ain't lookin' good.

      (Cue the but humans have nothing to do with it trolls...)

    2. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1, Troll

      Don't blame me. I didn't vote for that backwards, warmongering son of a bitch. :-(

    3. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wow, what a poster child of an ignorant, immature liberal idiot you are.

    4. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Wait, so are you for or against helping other countries?

    5. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      It sure amazes me that some people are still trying to push those crooked Diebold voting machines on the voting public. Those people certainly have no shame at all.

    6. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is this just Bush's fault?

      If global warming is real and such a big thing as everyone seems to think it is, it started LONG before 6 years go when Bush was elected.

      At least pick valid reasons to pick on Bush. This is really stretching it.

    7. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by darkonc · · Score: 1

      It's not just the Diebold machines.

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    8. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by gnuorder · · Score: 0, Offtopic

      Our fearless leader has the solution for this. We can change daylight savings time so that summer last 11 months, problem solved. We wont see the effects for another 3000 years but then gas prices will begin to lower and the economy will go on the right track.

    9. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1, Troll

      And how is this just Bush's fault?

      Dude, this is Slashdot. Everything, and I mean everything, from global warming all the way down to the latest fedora core zgrep gzip vulnerability is Bush's fault.

    10. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by aergern · · Score: 2, Insightful

      One doesn't have to be a liberal to believe in science... just intelligent. Ya Gomer.

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    11. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by bigwavejas · · Score: 1

      It's not time to point fingers about "who's fault it is." The fact is we're in the *now* and Mr Bush is in the office, which makes this *his watch*. We need to collectively (as a nation and a planet) take action now!

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    12. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by shmlco · · Score: 1

      I'm confused. I thought here on Slashdot everything was Bill Gate's fault?

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    13. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 1

      Confusion is the tool of George Bush, Bill Gates and SCO. They are all evil in the eyes of Slashdot.

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    14. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


      > There is not a *single* scientific report that can prove Global Warming, even as a theory. It's only the nut-job-leftists that tout their unprovable theories as fact

      FYI, "global warming" is a measurable phenomenon. A theory would be something that explains it.

      And AFAICT, the only scientists disputing the anthropogenic theory are those who have sold their souls to the oil companies.

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    15. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 5, Insightful
      And it's also where I can get a -1 for saying what the majority already knows, but is afraid to say. Crazy! Note that I never said it was his fault, I only said he was an warmongering s.o.b. and I stand by my opinion. Just look at the farce that Congress passed, the piece of crap they call an energy bill. Do I blame the s.o.b. for signing it? No. I blame the idiots that drafted and passed the law. Yeah, let's tear up the Arctic Wilderness for a few extra weeks of oil, and while we're at it, let's extend Daylight Savings Time. Now there's a non-solution that won't touch the problem. :-(

      Why not put more r&d money into alternative fuels and get the gas guzzlers off the roads once and for all? What's it going to take? $100 barrels of oil? $200? Will there even be oil left after 50 years? Dubya doesn't realize it, but he can't run his war machines on empty tanks and his so-called faith in God. So much for defending the nation in the future when we'll really need it.

      Nevertheless, my apologies to everyone for flying off the handle, but let's face it. I'm growing incresingly impatient and hostile with people that bitch about the high price of gas, yet would rather fill up the tanks in their gas guzzling SUVs and pickups instead of trading them in for a more sensible vehicle. Meanwhile, I have to tighten my belt, make sacrifices, and pay the high price for their selfish gluttony? F*** them! They deserve the blame, too.

    16. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 1

      It's not Bush's fault he did not cause global warming, but he does not want to deal with the problem, and as the president that is not a good thing. BUSH: "I realize that this is a big problem and the solution will not be easy, so in the interest of my fellow Americans I have decided not to deal with the situation." Has Bush even admitted that the climate is warming or does he still pretend all is well? (not a troll I really want to know... a link would be nice)

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    17. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hey, I do not believe in god, believe humans are most likely to blame for global warming, recycle everything I can, ride my bike to work year round (even though I do own an SUV) and, wait for it - voted for Bush. Twice. Wait, three times if you count the elder. Oh, and I have a PhD in biochemistry. There are many different reasons why people vote Republican. Me? I am sick of entitlements. Funny thing is, is that back in Jan/Feb of 04, I was thinking if the Dems picked the right candidate for president, I just might vote for him. Fast forward to the present, I am now stuck with a Democratic governor (Gregoire, Washington) who, despite promising not to, stuck me with the most bloated budget ever. A nice reminder of why I vote Republican at the national level. Now. Off to watch ATHF. Goodnight.

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    18. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      And if you were on a Yahoo! message board, (shudder) you'll get to hear from the right wing retards all about how liberals hate freedom, from the champagne socialists on how neocons are destroying the planet in the name of God and money, and they're always some damn fool's always saying in all caps, (like everybody else) "KILL ALL N******!!" Yep, it's no wonder why the country's all screwed up with all these mental muttfucks running loose in society. :-(

    19. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Have you read the reports of the International Panel on Climate Change? or the US National Academy of Sciences analysis of it? "prove" is more or less impossible in any science (rather than in mathematics) but the weight of evidence (some years ago now) was wnought to convince a panel of senior scientists with nothing much to gain or lose (this is the US panel) who were asked to look sceptically at it.

      Also, the cause of the warming actually doesn't matter. It is indisputable that there has been global warming over the last 50 years (we have explicit and detailed data). It is fairly clear that, if this accelerates, as we think it probably will, and this Siberian news supports that, over the next 50 years it will be a right pain (to put it mildly) so we should do what we can to slow or stop it. Reducing the CO2 content of the atmosphere, thereby making it more transparent to thermal IR would surely do that. So we should reduce CO2 emmissions.

    20. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Fastball · · Score: 1

      You missed the Politics section. It's one up from here.

    21. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by FrostedChaos · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Hey, I do not believe in god
      You voted for a born-again christian.

      believe humans are most likely to blame for global warming
      You voted for a former oil company executive who believes that "the jury is still out" on global warming.

      recycle everything I can, ride my bike to work year round (even though I do own an SUV)
      You voted for a "free trade" booster who has opened the borders to more cheap disposable Chinese and Central american goods.

      and, wait for it - voted for Bush. Twice. Wait, three times if you count the elder. Oh, and I have a PhD in biochemistry. There are many different reasons why people vote Republican.
      Some kind of sadism / masochism thing?
      Do you also hire someone to beat you with a whip?

      Me? I am sick of entitlements.
      Both the Democrats and the Republicans are crooked, everyone knows that. The Republicans dole out as much pork as anyone.

      Fast forward to the present, I am now stuck with a Democratic governor (Gregoire, Washington) who, despite promising not to, stuck me with the most bloated budget ever. A nice reminder of why I vote Republican at the national level.
      Take a look at the budgets coming out of our Republican-controlled congress. Neither party care about fiscal responsibility any more.

      I'm not trying to be cruel here (unless you're... you know... into that...) but can you name even a SINGLE issue that you agree with W. on?
      And no, the balanced budget thing doesn't count, since he didn't actually do it!

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    22. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by famebait · · Score: 1

      Damn right! I also abdolutely refuse to buy insurance for my house until it is completely and irrefutably documented that it has in actual fact burned down, and not just damage a little, but all the way down to the ground, and forensics have sifted through the ashes and made sure that there were no other confounding factors that may have been responsible for part of the dmage but fire itself. They're not gonna hustle me!

      Risk mangement? Meh! Pointing fingers after the fact is what counts.

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    23. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by tsa · · Score: 1

      Well said Mr. (or Mrs. or Ms)...

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    24. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Lumpy · · Score: 1

      I know I will be modded troll or flamebait for this, but here goes.

      Honestly then why has the information about global lightning activity remained mostly constant? It is a known and observed fact that lightning activity goes up as temperature rises, therefore the background electrical noise of the global lightning activity that is detectable and recordable with fairly simple instruments has not increased in frequency or power ever cince it was started to be observed?

      ( info on how this works is here)

      All observed data shows no increases in lightning activity.. (I stopped looking in 2003 if anyone has more data please share it as I would love to see it)

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    25. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 5, Interesting

      I think this is really worth a look....I find that the truth about global warming has become harder to discern because of the various agendas out there - to quote Micheal Crichton from 'State Of Fear' - 'But as Alston Chase put it, "when the search for truth is confused with political advocacy, the pursuit of knowledge is reduced to the quest for power." That is the danger we now face. And this is why the intermixing of science and politics is a bad combination, with a bad history. We must remember the history, and be certain that what we present to the world as knowledge is disinterested and honest.' Further interesting reading - http://www.crichton-official.com/speeches/speeches _quote04.html To quote Micheal Crichton - " But it is impossible to ignore how closely the history of global warming fits on the previous template for nuclear winter. Just as the earliest studies of nuclear winter stated that the uncertainties were so great that probabilites could never be known, so, too the first pronouncements on global warming argued strong limits on what could be determined with certainty about climate change. The 1995 IPCC draft report said, "Any claims of positive detection of significant climate change are likely to remain controversial until uncertainties in the total natural variability of the climate system are reduced." It also said, "No study to date has positively attributed all or part of observed climate changes to anthropogenic causes." Those statements were removed, and in their place appeared: "The balance of evidence suggests a discernable human influence on climate." What is clear, however, is that on this issue, science and policy have become inextricably mixed to the point where it will be difficult, if not impossible, to separate them out. It is possible for an outside observer to ask serious questions about the conduct of investigations into global warming, such as whether we are taking appropriate steps to improve the quality of our observational data records, whether we are systematically obtaining the information that will clarify existing uncertainties, whether we have any organized disinterested mechanism to direct research in this contentious area."

    26. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Snaller · · Score: 2, Insightful

      It is a known and observed fact that lightning activity goes up as temperature rises,

      That must be based on faulty assumptions.

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    27. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mrchaotica · · Score: 1

      What an idiot! You voted for Bush because you thought he was fiscally conservative?!?! Have you seen how much money he's been spending on the war?!

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    28. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by iwadasn · · Score: 1


      Don't just blame the oil companies. Most of them have even admitted it. It's the lunatic administration that's holding on to this insanity. This is the same guy who wants to teach Intelligent Design in school, he's never seen a piece of junk science he didn't like.

    29. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yes, your right dickhead. Global Warming isnt proven. But Climate Change is and it's only twats like you who deny it.

      We dont know what's going o happen, but man caused climate change is real and happening right now

    30. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by eglamkowski · · Score: 0

      And juse a few short decades everybody was getting hysterical over global COOLING. Which was a measurable phenomenon.

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    31. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by langmick · · Score: 1
      You could solve a small part of this problem by doing some or all of the following. Remember, a thousand small parts make one large part.

      1. cease driving an internal combustion vehicle.

      2. shutting off power to your residence.

      3. using candles that you yourself make.

      4. growing your own food and processing it.

      5. becoming a vegan eating the food you grow.

      6. avoiding the use of anything that is made with plastic.

      7. if anything that you want to buy and consume is ever shipped from one place to another in a container that is moved with the use of internal combustion, you must NOT buy it.

      Should be simple. This way you won't be a total fucking hypocrite. Good luck.

    32. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by jc42 · · Score: 1

      It is indisputable that there has been global warming over the last 50 years (we have explicit and detailed data).

      Actually, the scientific record of the warming goes back quite a bit farther than that.

      50 years ago, I was a kid growing up in the Seattle area. One of the local stories then was the fact that in that part of the world (the "Pacific Northwest", roughly Oregon, Washington and British Columbia), the glaciers had been growing during the 20th century. This was considered curious by scientists, because in most of the world, glaciers had been retreating fairly consistently for several centuries, and even faster in the 20th century.

      Glaciers were generally considered a good measure of such things, because they respond very slowly, averaging the local temperature over several years. There were other measurements that agreed, such as slight changes in the tree line on mountains without glaciers. In most of the world, the tree lines had moved up and north, while in the Pacific Northwest, the tree lines had moved down. Also, range changes in a lot of species of plants and animals were being documented; these were consistent with the Pacific Northwest becoming cooler, while most of the world was warming.

      Articles about this generally commented that the Pacific Northwest was a local anomaly with poorly-understood causes. It would probably eventually reverse and join the general warming trend of the rest of the planet. This happened in the 1970's, and since then the local glacier terminators and tree lines have been moving upwards.

      There were several other small parts of the world that showed local cooling. The Pacific Northwest probably got more attention simply because it was in a part of the planet with a local population of people with the technical ability to document it. (But this hadn't been true before around 1900.)

      Scientists have been documenting and theorizing about the global warning trend for more than a century. Of course, 100 years ago they had a lot less data, and the mathematical models were quite primitive. 50 years ago, the trend was quite well documented, and real mathematical models were starting to appear. Computers helped a lot, as they became available to scientists.

      But politicians hadn't much noticed it back then.

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    33. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by jocknerd · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Hey, I do not believe in god, believe humans are most likely to blame for global warming, recycle everything I can, ride my bike to work year round (even though I do own an SUV) and, wait for it - voted for Bush. Twice. Wait, three times if you count the elder. Oh, and I have a PhD in biochemistry. There are many different reasons why people vote Republican. Me? I am sick of entitlements.

      You vote republican because you are sick of entitlements? Better check out the energy bill. See who benefited there. So you'd rather have the country go to hell all because you don't want some person to possibly benefit from your tax dollars, yet you have no problem watching corporations get a lot more benefits from your tax dollars than any poor person in the projects.
    34. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Miriku+chan · · Score: 2, Insightful

      it takes a truly sick man to quote crichton about environmentalism

      he hates environmentalists with a passion that rivels phelps' hatred of homosexuals, and is about as pleasant to look at.

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    35. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, are wrong. Gmail Prevents IE from remebering your password because IE, when left unpatched, could very easily give it to anyone who cares to ask....and how many grandmas are running unpatched IE? MSIE sucks..Gmail tries to mitigate some of it's suckyness.

    36. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 4, Interesting

      The Soviet Communists produced more oil during the Cold War than anyone else. The Chinese Communists are consuming more oil than ever before, becoming a net importer in the 1990s, rather than exporter: this is one reason oil prices are higher than ever before. And it's just going to get worse. Meanwhile, your Capitalist heroes in the White House have you and I spending our tax dollars on their war in Iraq, which is a total disaster, for no reason other than to spend our tax dollars in Iraq (OK, and to keep us scared and dependent on their Daddy State).

      So you, sick fool, are laughing. Making posts with no content, just some inane partisan crack. While talking about "communists", as if the real ones weren't part of the problem, in collusion with your oil corporate government heroes. When are you going to shut up and let the adults talk about how to salvage the wreck your boys have made? Or at least enlist and go to Iraq as a soldier to "support the troops", instead of just slapping a magnetic sticker (made of oil, in China) on the back of your suburban 12MPG SUV?

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    37. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by ccarson · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Apparently, the Earth magnetic field has decreased by 10% in the last 10 years. I'm an electrical engineerand during my studies in sub-atomic physics, I learned that a particles velocity can be effected by magnetic fields. I keep hearing about the increased activity of our Sun and I believe it's possible that more of the Sun's radiation is penetrating the Earth's magnetic field due to it being weaker. If more radiation hits the Earth and the Sun is spewing out more heat, shouldn't that also increase the overall temperature of the Earth and can global warming be attributed to this? I've been bouncing this idea in my head for a while now and I can't see why this MAY not be true.

    38. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 1

      I don't see that he has a particular hatred of anyone - or any particular agenda. His point seems to be that no one is really basing their opinions on hard facts - alot of what is being touted in the media is just played for it's 'sensational' value. Crichton did bring up a discussion where Carl Sagan expected the the residue from the burning Kuwait oil wells to create a sort of mini-nuclear winter - and the media played it up that way....very sensational, but hardly factual.... I'm more interested in the un-varnished truth, not one tainted by obvious agendas....you obviously have jumped to the conclusion that Mr Crichton hates environmentalists when in fact he seems to despise people that use bad science in pursuit of political opportunism and power! What is YOUR agenda?

    39. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And how is this just Bush's fault?

      Beacuse if he had signed kyoto, we'd have reversed global warming by now.

    40. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't just blame the oil companies. Most of them have even admitted it. It's the lunatic administration that's holding on to this insanity. This is the same guy who wants to teach Intelligent Design in school, he's never seen a piece of junk science he didn't like.

      I think you mean "junk religion." Oh, those End Times, they're a' comin'!

    41. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

      Poisoning the well is a logical fallacy, you do know?

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    42. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 4, Interesting
      There are many different reasons why people vote Republican.

      No. There are at this point exactly three possible reasons that somebody could vote Republican:

      1. They are a coward
      2. They are a fool
      3. They are a sociopath


      Me? I am sick of entitlements.

      And so you vote for the party *most* commited to them?!?
      That puts you squarely in category 2.

      If anybody else doubts this, let's hear your reasons. It's really pretty simple to put them in one or more of those categories.
    43. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by gtall · · Score: 1

      You need a sense of perspective. It really matters how MUCH more radiation is reaching the earth and of what kind.

    44. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by floormasn56 · · Score: 1

      The Kyoto protocol that was suppose to help fix this was to be sent to the senate IN 1997! By Bill Ciltion and Gore but were told in NO UNCERTAIN TERMS (Byrd-Hagel Resolution (S. Res. 98) 95 to 0 vote ) that they would not do it. Do you think the senate is MORE open to it now? Rember Bush CANNOT ratify treaty's

    45. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by doc+modulo · · Score: 1

      Just think of the many more people angry at George, just like you are, not noticed because they aren't allowed on T.V.

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    46. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by AJWM · · Score: 1

      Sagan et al.'s "nuclear winter" scenario derived from dust circulation models based on the global dust storms they saw on Mars. Of course, the minor details -- such as that Mars is only 1/3 the diameter of Earth (thus has only 1 equator-to-pole convection band vs the three bands on Earth), and has no oceans (thus providing a fairly uniform surface for the winds to flow over, vs the disruptions that temperature differences between water and land cause on Earth) and no rainfall (which tends to wash dust/smoke out of the atmosphere) -- which would have shown the scenario to be a bad joke, were ignored.

      Ya gotta watch astronomers and physicists, they tend to assume spherical cows.

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    47. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by rapierian · · Score: 1

      However, what's not measurable is how much humans are contributing.

      The Middle ages was considerably warmer than now: England was famous for it's wine, and one of the more Northern countries in Europe was famous for peaches. At some point the Earth cooled back down again.

      I never hear Global Warmists talk about how the earth heated up or cooled back down then, and I want to know!

      I take this article as an example of a natural process on the Earth that would strongly contribute to global warming -- Without human involvement. So what other natural processes are there that change Earth's temperature? Because inevitably they're always orders of magnitude more powerful than our own contributions, even by the more alarmist predictions of how much of an effect we're having.

      Also, I would remind people that signing Kyoto would have a negligible effect on climate, especially with the way it allowed developing countries (that's India and China) to continue their pollution unimpeded. The new treaty we've signed, which focuses on trying to develop and share cleaner technologies, is more of what we need. If technology got us into this, only technology will help get us out.

    48. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Ya gotta watch astronomers and physicists, they tend to assume spherical cows.

      /laughing
      /still laughing

      geez, this is hurting already
      /rotfl madly
      can't stand it anymore
      /pants
      great line - and SO TRUE
      /chuckle

    49. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Professional research like this is definitely what we need more of.

      Perhaps you could consider modelling the actual impact of the charged particles now reaching earth vs. the real impact of the entire em spectrum from the sun that has always reached the earth. Now add the IR reflective nature of billions of tons of CO2 and see if maybe, just maybe, like every fucking scientist in the world is telling you, that has a bigger impact.

    50. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      Just remember that one day you won't be flattening anything when shortsighted, closed minded asshats like you use up all the oil with nothing to replace it with. Or do you really think your god is going to come down and bless you all with an endless supply of oil? Fool!

    51. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by DaFallus · · Score: 1

      So instead of providing any real argument, you simply write off anyone who disagrees with you as a coward, a fool, or a sociopath?

      I think the main problem in this country and probably in the world is people like you, people who immediately write off anyone who has a different opinion as being wrong, and not just wrong, they are stupid, cowardly, and insane. You offer no proof to support any of your radically generalized claims, which leads me to believe that you yourself are nothing more than an angry radical with an axe to grind.

      The way you have summed up everyone who disagrees with your beliefs reminds me of a child that simply declares that everyone who disagrees is wrong, then covers their ears and screams la la la la la la.

      I don't know why your post was moderated as interesting. You should have been moderated as a Troll if anything.

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    52. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Jeremi · · Score: 1
      Yep, it's no wonder why the country's all screwed up with all these mental muttfucks running loose in society.


      Ah, but they aren't running loose, they are all hiding in their parents' basement posting useless messages to a message board that nobody cares about. That way they are kept out of everyone's hair, and it's much cheaper than an asylum. :^)


      (And yes, I understand Slashdot works on similar principles!)

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    53. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by rho · · Score: 1
      Me? I am sick of entitlements.
      And so you vote for the party *most* commited to them?!?
      What do you mean by this? If you mean "pork", then "a plague on both their houses" is more accurate. If you mean transfer of capital from one group to another through direct payments by the government, then the Republicans are not the worst perpetrators here. If you mean "tax cuts", you need economic re-education, as a tax cut is not an entitlement.
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    54. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      It's anybody that benefits from fixing an election.

    55. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mathmathrevolution · · Score: 2, Funny

      People like u that hate America think America is the problem. Well America isn't the problem. America is the solution. The terrorists are the problem. If u don't like that then go blow yourself up in Iraq before and spare your commie-terrorist self the horror of watching freedom spread.

    56. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


      I think this is really worth a look....I find that the truth about global warming has become harder to discern because of the various agendas out there - to quote Micheal Crichton from 'State Of Fear' - 'But as Alston Chase put it, "when the search for truth is confused with political advocacy, the pursuit of knowledge is reduced to the quest for power." That is the danger we now face. And this is why the intermixing of science and politics is a bad combination, with a bad history. We must remember the history, and be certain that what we present to the world as knowledge is disinterested and honest.' Further interesting reading - http://www.crichton-official.com/speeches/speeches _quote04.html . . . . . .


      You must be new to Slashdot.

      The Crichton piece is against the acceptable herd-thinking that goes on here, so expect to be modded down.

    57. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by langmick · · Score: 1
      You could solve a small part of this problem by doing some or all of the following. Remember, a thousand small parts make one large part.

      1. cease driving an internal combustion vehicle.

      2. shutting off power to your residence.

      3. using candles that you yourself make.

      4. growing your own food and processing it.

      5. becoming a vegan eating the food you grow.

      6. avoiding the use of anything that is made with plastic.

      7. if anything that you want to buy and consume is ever shipped from one place to another in a container that is moved with the use of internal combustion, you must NOT buy it.

      Should be simple. This way you won't be a total fucking hypocrite. Good luck.

    58. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by danheskett · · Score: 1

      Honestly, It's just that the loons are much more visible, thanks to the Internet. Go out and talk to some real people, like neighbors. Most are just normal people. Yeah, some fruit loops, but mostly, just normal.

    59. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      " (I served in gulf war 1 ... but not to quibble)"

      Reading your posts reminds me of part of the old Bill Hicks routine about gays in the military. Different subject, but same motivations...

      "anyone DUMB enough...to wanna be in the military should be allowed in. end of fucking story. that should be the only requirement. i don't care how many push-up's you can do, put on a helmet and go wait in that foxhole. we'll tell you when we need you to kill somebody. you know what i mean? i'm so sick ...i've watched these fucking Congressional Hearings and all these military guys and all the pundits...

      - 'Oooohh, the esprit de corps will be affected and we are such a moral...'

      EXCUSE ME, AREN'T YA'LL FUCKING HIRED KILLERS? SHUT UP! You are thugs and when we need you to go blow the fuck out of a nation of little brown people, we'll let you know. until then...Where did the fucking military get all these morals?

      - 'We are the military....Is that a village of children, WHERE'S THE NAPALM? *BOOM* I don't want any gay people hanging around me while i'm killing kids. i just don't wanna see it.'"

      Talk about fitting the stereotype ;-)

    60. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by bizitch · · Score: 1

      Anonymous Coward ... nuff said

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    61. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      Oh, yeah, one of those 30-day remote control Kuwaiti security guard heroes. Nah, I live in NYC, where we kill bullshit pussies with our bare hands, like men.

      I hope you do get to kill someone today, even with your cowardly weapon of choice. Preferably someone in your car club. The more of you who take each other out, the less of you we'll have to drag through the environment catastrophe you're dying to see. And maybe you'll be too busy to kill someone whose life I care about. Bring it on.

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    62. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by HiThere · · Score: 1

      Not to cast asparagus at your analysis...but that was the best atmospheric model available to him at the time.

      Atmospheric models EAT cpu cycles even faster than gene modeling, so they are always oversimplified. There is no choice. And, yes, this does mean that the conclusions are uncertain, but I've a question:

      What do you think killed off the dinosaurs? Remember that you have to account for a massive die-off of ocean life at the same time.

      (OTOH, if you eliminate a "nuclear winter" scenario created by a meteor impact+>Volcanos, perhaps it's time to revive the old SF chestnut: One of the species of dinosaur became intelligent. We are, after all, in the middle of a great dying that's just about as intense as that of the dinosaurs. It's consistent with all known evidence...of course, that's basically because nothing that we've done will last for billions of years except Tranquility Base, and the moon is mainly unexplored.)

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    63. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      If you mean "pork", then "a plague on both their houses" is more accurate.

      Certainly.

      If you mean transfer of capital from one group to another through direct payments by the government, then the Republicans are not the worst perpetrators here.

      Well, except that they are.
      Look at farm subsidies.
      Look at the fact that there is a very large net drain from the "blue states" to the "red states".
      In fact, with very few exceptions, the Red states economies depend entirely upon welfare from the blue states.

      Additionally, I mean the latest energy bill, I mean the energy policy that was pushed through in darkened rooms which we are still not alloowed to know the details of.
      I mean this war which was a gift to the oil companies and Haliburton.

    64. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      I know - Chitowners who worship at the New Jersey Sopranos altar are usually too scared to cross the river in anything but a convoy of SUVs.

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    65. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      think the main problem in this country and probably in the world is people like you, people who immediately write off anyone who has a different opinion as being wrong, and not just wrong, they are stupid, cowardly, and insane. You offer no proof to support any of your radically generalized claims, which leads me to believe that you yourself are nothing more than an angry radical with an axe to grind.

      Well, you are completely off base on all of your assumptions.
      First, I didn't immediately do anything.
      This is a conclusion that I have reached over many years.

      Second, it has nothing to do with whether or not somebody agrees with me or not. It has to do with hearing various cases of faulty reasoning over and over and managing to fit each and every one of them into one (or more) of these categories.

      Third, while I didn't offer any proof of my claim since proving a claim such as that in general is impossible, I did offer to demonstrate how any particular such reason fits into one of those categories. You failed to actually offer any possible explanation which you claim does not fall into one of them. This does indeed make it impossible for me to demonstrate the factualness of my claim with regard to your particular reasoning.

      Fourth, I certainly am angry as is every other sane patriotic person in this country. If the notion that the founding principles of this country are truly beautiful and that those who want to destroy them are people who are either deluding themselves or insane is radical, then I'm a radical.
      I prefer the term patriot though.
      Although when the leaders are traitors, patriotism is radical.

      The way you have summed up everyone who disagrees with your beliefs reminds me of a child that simply declares that everyone who disagrees is wrong, then covers their ears and screams la la la la la la.

      Well, then you need to think it through a little better.
      Think of it more as how analysis can lead one to divide the integers up into even and odd or negative and positive.
      Rather than spout off a bunch of ill thought out nonsense, all you have to do is demonstrate one single rational reason for supporting the current republican party that doesn't fall into one of those categories. If I'm truly so far out I would think that would be easy.

    66. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by bizitch · · Score: 1

      alright enough ...

      i'm just bored at the job today ...

      peace out

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    67. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Doc+Ruby · · Score: 1

      It's enough when *I* say it's enough, or when you say that you're just picking fights with non-Republicans because you're bored.

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    68. Re: Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And AFAICT, the only scientists disputing the anthropogenic theory are those who have sold their souls to the oil companies."

      I suppose you've polled all of them and know of their personal motives? I know ./ nerds have a terribly inflated sense of self-importance, but this is the first time I've seen someone claim omnipotence.

    69. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Anyone who voted PERIOD is in category 2.

      Anyone that thinks one party is morally better than the other is clearly in category 2 (and possibly 3).

    70. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      Yeah but the thing is, some of those idiots are 30+ and still hiding in their parent's basement, shouting out, "KILL ALL N******!!" and that their numbers probably amount to millions. It's also these types of mental muttfucks that give the nation's cops good job security. That's what worries me. I'm still trying to figure out how they can even breed, or maybe they inbreed instead. I bet most of them look like Walmart shopping inbred chickenboners if you actually could see them. ;-)

    71. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      I'm talking about making sensible choices. Not turning back the fucking clock 5000 years. Think you're going to put your money your mouth is and walk the walk? Nah. Didn't think so.

    72. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      My neighbors are obnoxious redneck assholes that are either revving their pickup engines at 3am while in a drunken stupor, having their dogs barking at all hours of the night, or blaring their stereo until morning. I don't want to know them. I want to beat the shit out of them. Aww the hell with it. I'm planning to move out of here soon enough anyway. This place really isn't worth wasting hate over.

    73. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by elemental23 · · Score: 1

      Global warming is caused by terrorists?

      Brilliant insight, junior, thanks.

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    74. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by jasno · · Score: 1

      I'm not the AC but I'll go ahead and ditto his remarks. Happy?

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    75. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't see how your hatred of Republicans makes you patriotic. The voting public re-elected Bush, who's name probably makes you vomit with rage because you are a loud mouth who can't keep yourself from forcing your opinion down the throats of anyone who diagrees. The public voted for who they want. You call them a group of stupid cowardly sociopaths. What the hell are you going to do about it, have them all killed for being stupid? Who made you king and put you in charge of what is best for this country? Why is your opinion any more valid than that of those who voted Republican or even those of George W. Bush himself?

      Instead of hating the Republicans so much and talking so much shit about them, why don't you do something constructive like help figure out why the hell the democrats or independant candidates can't defeat even George W. Bush, despite how horrible of a president everyone thinks he is? Why don't you commit your political anger to creating a program to educate people instead of calling them all morons.

      I am not a Republican, but I certainly have many close, intelligent, brave, and sane friends who are, so I take personal offense to your blatantly ignorant statement. You are no better than George W. Bush himself.

    76. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      I don't see how your hatred of Republicans makes you patriotic.

      It doesn't.

      The voting public re-elected Bush, who's name probably makes you vomit with rage because you are a loud mouth who can't keep yourself from forcing your opinion down the throats of anyone who diagrees.

      Wow. your delusional understanding of reality is astounding. Posting what I am stating is a fact on a website == forcing my opinion down somwbody's throat?!?
      Put down the glass pipe and step away from the crack rock.

      The public voted for who they want. You call them a group of stupid cowardly sociopaths.

      Half of the voting population voted for who we're currently burdened with.
      A fairly large number of them have realised what a horrendous mistake they made.
      The rest, I did call exactly that.
      You have as yet been unable to actually present an argument to contradict that.

      Why is your opinion any more valid than that of those who voted Republican

      I've put a great deal of thought into ti.
      Again, it's not people who voted that way that I'm talking about.
      It's just those who can look at what that has caused and still think that was the right decision regardless of who they voted for or even if they did vote.

      or even those of George W. Bush himself?

      Because he is a liar, a coward, and a traitor.. Additionally his "opinions" are not even consistent, let alone defensible.

      I am not a Republican, but I certainly have many close, intelligent, brave, and sane friends who are so I take personal offense to your blatantly ignorant statement.

      Then rather than make some wild ignorant rant, why not put forward one of their arguments for being such (that presumably you don't find convincing yet don't feel fits one of those categories) and prove me incorrect? Heck, that way rather than being "offended" like a little bitch you could actually demonstrate a grasp of human nature and current events?

    77. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's people like you that polarize the electorate and make political discourse like brothers arguing over who can swallow more goldfish.

      It's not that simple.

    78. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      Anyone who voted PERIOD is in category 2.

      I disagree.
      I will say that anybody who expected it to make much of a difference probably falls there though.

      Anyone that thinks one party is morally better than the other is clearly in category 2 (and possibly 3).

      Interesting, but again I see a difference even though it is a far smaller one than should be expected by any decent citizen of a free country.

      The democrats are owned primarily by the movie and music industries. Granted they are completely sickening fascist fucks.
      The Republicans are owned by the oil and weapons industries who use murder to increase profit.

      There is (in my mind) a slight moral difference between the crimes their respective owners compel their tools to commit.

    79. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This post is worth a "4"? Geez, it's just the same unoriginal anti-Republican rant.

    80. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Before I started reading this thread, I wondered how long it would take beofre someone blamed America for this.... I guess I got my answer.

    81. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Michael Crichton is not a scientist. He does not understand science of any sort - hell, his grasp of basic chemistry and biochemistry is terrible, and he's an MD? Scary.

      The guy's a loon. I'll take the word of thousands of professionals who have dedicated decades of their lives to understanding their respective fields over one person who writes really bad junk fiction for a living.

      I suggest you do too.

    82. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by MadAhab · · Score: 1

      Well if you take a look a the geographic distribution of, say, pork in the highway bill - the Republicans win by 10,000 miles. They're building hundred million dollar bridges to nowhere for Alaska's Republican congress-cretin, and they are closing every army base north of the Mason-Dixon line.

      Yes, back in 1937 the balance was the other way, and it probably stayed that way until, say, the early Reagan administration. It's tipped pretty hard since then, with both Reagan and Dubya presiding over record deficits. Dubya in particular, with Republican control of both houses, has no damn excuse.

      So don't tell me "Republicans are the party of fiscal responsibility". That lie is a stinking corpse.

      Don't get me started on what they've done for national security.

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    83. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      It's people like you that polarize the electorate and make political discourse like brothers arguing over who can swallow more goldfish.

      Hardly. I put forward a statement that I am convinced is a fact. I am offering an opportunity to all comers to come up with one possible situation that does not neatly fit those facts. Nobody has yet endeavored to do so.

      The whole fucking country was polarized by the Republican hate machine (Rush, Hannity, Coulter etc. etc. etc.)'s dedication to the poisoning of public discourse long ago.

      I don't have the ability to throw you off of this thread for stating a non extremist right wing viewpoint unlike those I mentioned.

      It's not that simple.

      In general, I agree with you.
      In this case, you're wrong.
      If you don't think so, all you have to do is come up with one possible rational sane argument to support the current Republican party. Is it really that hard? Well, of course. That's my point.
      You have whined like a little bitch, but you have offered nothing to refute it.

    84. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "You voted for a born-again christian."

      This is irrelevant if he doesn't believe in God, and, coincidentally, would be irrelevant if he did believe in God but voted for him for other reasons.

      "You voted for a former oil company executive who believes that "the jury is still out" on global warming."

      He wouldn't have pointed that out if he hadn't known that...

      "I'm not trying to be cruel here (unless you're... you know... into that...) but can you name even a SINGLE issue that you agree with W. on?"

      He doesn't have to, as long as he disagreed with Bush less than he disagreed with Kerry.

    85. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by sheldon · · Score: 1

      You're right, in a sense. Cronyism, wasteful spending, pork, these aren't entitlements.

      However, bribery and corruption is a far worse evil upon our society and our economy than any entitlement ever was.

      I don't have to say "a plague on both their houses", because right now only one house is in power... so everything is there fault.

    86. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by sheldon · · Score: 1

      So in other words.

      This guys problem is he acts like a Republican?

      I know I for one am getting tired of elitist Republicans coming around telling me we're all fools just because we don't agree with their cronyism.

      Or haven't you been watching the Abramhoff scandal unfold? The latest tidbit being the mob connections and how one of their business partners just amazingly got whacked by the mob.

      The first step for Republicans to not be considered partisan fools is to start calling out the politicians who did business with this guy.

    87. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by ikkonoishi · · Score: 1

      The weakening of the magnetic field is probally caused by the upcoming magnetic field flip

    88. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Whoa, now we've changed context.

      Original:
      >three possible reasons that somebody could vote Republican

      Change:
      >one possible rational sane argument to support the current Republican party

      There's a difference between voting for republicans and supporting the current Republican party.

      I disagree with much of the upper echelon of the Republican party. I voted for many (not all) Republican candidates in my district / senators in my state because I believe their vision differs somewhat from some of the detestable portions of the party.

      I voted for a republican candidate because I believe he was better suited to handle economic problems. I voted for him because he came from a cultural background that would keep him tolerant of the cultural changes that are going on in my state and in the country as a whole. I have my reasons and they are not of cowardice, foolishness, or sociopathic.

      Would I vote for a candidate based only on party affiliation? Never.

      (For the most part I agree that Rush, Hannity, Coulter and the like have harmed the political environment as well.)

    89. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Darby · · Score: 1

      There's a difference between voting for republicans and supporting the current Republican party.

      If you believe that, then you know nothing about what a party is, why they exist, or what they do.

      I disagree with much of the upper echelon of the Republican party. I voted for many (not all) Republican candidates in my district / senators in my state because I believe their vision differs somewhat from some of the detestable portions of the party.

      Again the naiveity is startling.

      They back the party and the (Republican) president on what the party tells them to or they are not allowed to run as a representative of that party.

      If you don't like any of the Policies and goals of the Republican party, which at this point include:
      Hatred of gays
      Destruction of the middle class by robbing them and handing the money directly to very profitable corporations
      Instituting fascism in the US
      Lying to the American people to start unnecessary wars for the purposes of enriching the very rich at the expense of everybody else.
      Shoving a bastardized version of christianity down everybody's throat

      If you disagree with any of these policies and goals then you can not under any circumstances vote for a Republican for any federal office.
      If you do vote that way, then regardless of what you say you believe or even what you think you believe you are endorsing those activities.

      It doesn't matter one shit what they say they believe in. They will toe the party line. They have already seen what happens to those who don't.

      Were there a scrap of integrity in the Republican party, Bush would have been impeached and imprisoned years ago.

      I voted for a republican candidate because I believe he was better suited to handle economic problems.

      You are flat out wrong.
      Ever since Reagan, the Republican party has waged an all out war on the poor and middle class. What the fuck do you think "supply side economics" is?

      I voted for him because he came from a cultural background that would keep him tolerant of the cultural changes that are going on in my state and in the country as a whole.

      So you support the poisoning of the culture with religious hatred?
      You support blind ignorant hatred of gays?
      You support robbing the people blind to give the money to the very richest?
      You support labling anybody who disagrees with the president a traitor and a terrorist supporter?
      You support the rape of the bill of rights and the FOIA?

      Those are the cultural changes going on in our country. We had moved far ahead as a people and your people are fighting tooth and nail to drag us back.
      But you support that.

      I have my reasons and they are not of cowardice, foolishness, or sociopathic.

      But they quite obviously do fall directly under foolishness (voting for a Republican for fiscal reasons) and sociopathy (promoting destruction of decades of cultural advances for the purpose of hatred)

      I mean WTF dude?

    90. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Madcapjack · · Score: 1
      Yeah but the thing is, some of those idiots are 30+ and still hiding in their parent's basement, shouting out, "KILL ALL N******!!" and that their numbers probably amount to millions. It's also these types of mental muttfucks that give the nation's cops good job security.

      Oh, I thought they were the cops.

    91. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by AJWM · · Score: 1

      that was the best atmospheric model available to him at the time.

      And it was clearly wrong as applied to Earth, even at the time. Sagan chose to go for the sensationalism, but then he'd been doing that for a while by then.

      perhaps it's time to revive the old SF chestnut: One of the species of dinosaur became intelligent.

      Funny you should mention that. That's one possible explanation for the background of a series of SF stories I'm in the middle of writing. The evidence is merely that several of the nearer stars have terraformed planets, and the genetic evidence is such that the life on those planets started to diverge from Earth's (and each others') about 65MY ago. There are other explanations, of course, but nobody knows. (Except perhaps the author, and he ain't saying, yet.)

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    92. Re:Word From the Whitehouse by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 1

      I don't mind going against the grain - I just think that all viewpoints need to be examined as no one group or person has all the answers. Crichton certainly makes a good case for looking at things a little closer - and I find people's knee-jerk reactions to his stuff quite telling in terms of the attitudes out there. Scientists should be "certain that what [they] present to the world as knowledge is disinterested and honest" - not unduly influenced by either left wing or right, oil-man or environmentalist....or media-types looking for the next doom-laden, sensationalist scenario to push their own agenda of media visibility and screen time or...politicians seeking to reap the benefits of a popular politically-correct opinion. I mean, at one pojnt, people used to think that the Earth was the centre of the solar-system, and that the Earth was flat - it didn't make it any truer because people seem to believe it....

  4. i think maybe its all the gas from dupe posts

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    1. Re:eh by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      i don't think anyone gets your fancy username/sig joke. is it a joke? or just clever, maybe? i've had some beer, so maybe i'm too drunk to see the interesting part.

    2. Re:eh by sleppy1 · · Score: 1

      hat size. 8 1/4 is like a pumpkin.

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  5. Problematic, but some benefits by lawpoop · · Score: 4, Interesting
    This is a serious problem, but there are a few small benefits in this. A lot of previously inaccessible things will be popping up -- animals that have been frozen for a long time will be accessible. It's like nature (or I guess millions of motorists) is doing the heavy lifting for us.

    Again, from all the science it seems like global warming will be a catastrophe, but it would be nice to find a few more bog people.

    And yes, I have a degree in anthropology.

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    1. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      Again, from all the science it seems like global warming will be a catastrophe, but it would be nice to find a few more bog people.

      Yeah, nice consolation prize. Like in Glengary Glenross - first prize is a trip to Hawaii, second prize is you're fired.

    2. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      No, second prize was steak knives. Third prize was you're fired.

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    3. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by ackthpt · · Score: 1
      A lot of previously inaccessible things will be popping up -- animals that have been frozen for a long time will be accessible.

      What? Like, "Fred, Dino's at the door and he wants to disembowel you!"

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    4. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by Neil+Blender · · Score: 1

      I like my version better.

    5. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by lawpoop · · Score: 2, Funny
      Well, I guess it's closer to the reality of global warming.

      "Yes, I have a grant to find bogmen in Siberia, but I can't make it because of the catastrophic flooding..."

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    6. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by TiggertheMad · · Score: 1

      Again, from all the science it seems like global warming will be a catastrophe, but it would be nice to find a few more bog people.

      And yes, I have a degree in anthropology.


      ...but not in biology, obviously. You can find frozen bog people carcases from 8 thousand years ago, because they were frozen. How long do you think these bodies are going to last once they thaw? Now, unless you have some clever plan to locate all these 'lost treasures' PDQ, all you will find will be their bones, since dead tissue is gone pretty quick once you thaw it.

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    7. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      it would be nice to find a few more bog people.

      And mammoths, etc. However, most are likely to warm up and decay without being discovered, so on the whole you'd be better off if they remained frozen.

    8. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was thinking there'd maybe been even more benefits; wouldn't a forest of pine trees pop up over so much fertile unfrozen peet ?

    9. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -Peat- Bogs. -Peat-. As in, that bacteria ain't doin' a thing. That's what he's talkin about.

    10. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by justins · · Score: 1
      Again, from all the science it seems like global warming will be a catastrophe, but it would be nice to find a few more bog people.

      The way you say that, I get the feeling you don't know: bog people eat brains.
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    11. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by lawpoop · · Score: 1

      No, but things tend to get freeze dried pretty quickly once they're frozen. And leather lasts a long time.

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    12. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by justforaday · · Score: 1

      Now, unless you have some clever plan to locate all these 'lost treasures' PDQ, all you will find will be their bones...

      It's pretty clear that you don't know what a bog person is. Bogs are typically highly acidic anoxic environments. This means that the bones will dissolve, while there is very little decomposition of the softer tissues. So basically, what you will end up with is everything but the bones. Of course, what's left will deteriorate very quickly once brought to the surface, so you got that part right...

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    13. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by Creosote · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, I imagine that anyone working in the archaeology of coastal settlements is not too happy about the prospects, unless what they really wanted was a lateral move to marine archaeology...

    14. Re:Problematic, but some benefits by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 1
      Oh goodie!

      We'll be able to see some more relics from the ancient past, while the human race quite possibly *dies*.

      Beautiful! Great trade-off!

  6. /.ed by dal20402 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I think their server has been warmed by more than 3C.

  7. Alternate energy source by Khyber · · Score: 2, Interesting

    With all that methane being produced, you could surely turn that area into a methane farm. We've got engines that can run off methane, and those could be used as generators for power into the grid. This would be a good thing for Russia. Might as well take advantage of the energy that's about to come your way.

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    1. Re:Alternate energy source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Considering the scale of the area that's thawing out, I doubt that this will be practical. It's one thing to harvest methane over a couple of acres of land. It's quite another to do so over several thousand acres ...

    2. Re:Alternate energy source by centipetalforce · · Score: 1

      A methane farm the size of France and Germany combined? RTFA.

    3. Re:Alternate energy source by Tsaroth · · Score: 1

      Yeah, totally. All we would have to do is build above ground methane colectors over an area the size of France & Germany. Why don't you draw up some plans on that and get back to me, ok?

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    4. Re:Alternate energy source by dj245 · · Score: 1

      no not really. Peat bogs are big. Really big. this one is a rather small one at an old power plant that used to burn peat. The owners never wanted to take the time to dry the fuel though and it never really burned. In Ireland, however, peat-to-power is big business and they harvest peat years in advance to allow time to dry it out. To capture the methane, though, would be ridiculous. You would spend a lot more energy extracting it from the huge bogs than you ever got out.

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    5. Re:Alternate energy source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmmm...now if we could build a giant collector OVER the top of France to capture all the bullshit that comes out of that country, then we'd be on to something!

      And Germany, too.

    6. Re:Alternate energy source by sergiolopes · · Score: 1

      Maybe it's a dumb question but.. wouldn't this process of making money out of global warming make large corporations (and the countries they belong to) less interested in taking strong measures against the ever increasing green house effect?

    7. Re:Alternate energy source by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      The area is huge, many thousands of square miles. How are you going to collect that methane?

    8. Re:Alternate energy source by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      With all that methane being produced, you could surely turn that area into a methane farm.

      yup. All you'll need is a plastic hood to collect the methane bubbling up. Make it "the size of France and Germany combined".

      So, are you joking or just stupid? has it occured to you that the methane coming off might be a little too difuse to collect? What 10-yearr-olds modded this up?

    9. Re:Alternate energy source by Khyber · · Score: 1

      Well, we are talking greenhouse gases, right?

      Why not start by building greenhouses over the area? Take advantage of the rise in temperature, perhaps grow some winter crops in the process, and perhaps just have some method of venting/air circulation that will draw methane away to some nearby refinery, or even better, have a way of pumping and storing the methane alone for that greenhouse to use for fuel.

      I'll admit there's likely some horrible energy efficiency, but if some brilliant scientist or company could come up with a feasible solution, I'd think it might be worth it along the way somehow. My only concern would be safety controls/measures and how strictly they'd be followed. This is methane, after all. In a greenhouse, oxygen from plants plus methane from the bogs can equal an explosive reaction. Ship High In Transit (the original beginnings of 'shit') tends to come to mind when I think of methane and oxygen combined.

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    10. Re:Alternate energy source by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Actually I got the figure wrong, it's 1 million square kilometers of permafrost. If you could get away with covering that with a 0.1 mm thick plastic film and somehow collecting up the methane, you'd need a 100 million tons of plastic to make the film. To cover it with greenhouses, which we could treat as 3mm glass sheeting, you'd need about 6 billion tons of glass.

      It's just too big for this kind of trick.

  8. They're going to have to change the name.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... to Tempafrost.

  9. In Soviet Russia... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ... the globe warms YOU

    1. Re:In Soviet Russia... by Eric604 · · Score: 1

      No comrad, it's the vodka.
      I think we found the exception to the rule !!

  10. PWNED by yamamushi · · Score: 1

    oh noes!!! we're going to be pwned by peat bog!!!

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  11. TF Text from TFA by dadrox · · Score: 1, Redundant

    THE world's largest frozen peat bog is melting. An area stretching for a million square kilometres across the permafrost of western Siberia is turning into a mass of shallow lakes as the ground melts, according to Russian researchers just back from the region.

    The sudden melting of a bog the size of France and Germany combined could unleash billions of tonnes of methane, a potent greenhouse gas, into the atmosphere.

    The news of the dramatic transformation of one of the world's least visited landscapes comes from Sergei Kirpotin, a botanist at Tomsk State University, Russia, and Judith Marquand at the University of Oxford.

    Kirpotin describes an "ecological landslide that is probably irreversible and is undoubtedly connected to climatic warming". He says that the entire western Siberian sub-Arctic region has begun to melt, and this "has all happened in the last three or four years".

    What was until recently a featureless expanse of frozen peat is turning into a watery landscape of lakes, some more than a kilometre across. Kirpotin suspects that some unknown critical threshold has been crossed, triggering the melting.

    Western Siberia has warmed faster than almost anywhere else on the planet, with an increase in average temperatures of some 3 C in the last 40 years. The warming is believed to be a combination of man-made climate change, a cyclical change in atmospheric circulation known as the Arctic oscillation, plus feedbacks caused by melting ice, which exposes bare ground and ocean. These absorb more solar heat than white ice and snow.

    Similar warming has also been taking place in Alaska: earlier this summer Jon Pelletier of the University of Arizona in Tucson reported a major expansion of lakes on the North Slope fringing the Arctic Ocean.

    The findings from western Siberia follow a report two months ago that thousands of lakes in eastern Siberia have disappeared in the last 30 years, also because of climate change (New Scientist, 11 June, p 16). This apparent contradiction arises because the two events represent opposite end of the same process, known as thermokarsk.

    In this process, rising air temperatures first create "frost-heave", which turns the flat permafrost into a series of hollows and hummocks known as salsas. Then as the permafrost begins to melt, water collects on the surface, forming ponds that are prevented from draining away by the frozen bog beneath. The ponds coalesce into ever larger lakes until, finally, the last permafrost melts and the lakes drain away underground.

    Siberia's peat bogs formed around 11,000 years ago at the end of the last ice age. Since then they have been generating methane, most of which has been trapped within the permafrost, and sometimes deeper in ice-like structures known as clathrates. Larry Smith of the University of California, Los Angeles, estimates that the west Siberian bog alone contains some 70 billion tonnes of methane, a quarter of all the methane stored on the land surface worldwide.

    His colleague Karen Frey says if the bogs dry out as they warm, the methane will oxidise and escape into the air as carbon dioxide. But if the bogs remain wet, as is the case in western Siberia today, then the methane will be released straight into the atmosphere. Methane is 20 times as potent a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide.

    In May this year, Katey Walter of the University of Alaska Fairbanks told a meeting in Washington of the Arctic Research Consortium of the US that she had found methane hotspots in eastern Siberia, where the gas was bubbling from thawing permafrost so fast it was preventing the surface from freezing, even in the midst of winter.

    An international research partnership known as the Global Carbon Project earlier this year identified melting permafrost as a major source of feedbacks that could accelerate climate change by releasing greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. "Several hundred billion tonnes of carbon could be released," said the project's chief scientist, Pep Canadell of the CSIRO Division of Marine and Atmospheric Research in Canberra, Australia.

    1. Re:TF Text from TFA by Atryn · · Score: 4, Informative
      estimates that the west Siberian bog alone contains some 70 billion tonnes of methane
      Methane is 20 times as potent a greenhouse gas as carbon dioxide.
      According to this site, the approximate annual CO2 emissions worldwide is about 140M tonnes. If methane is 20 times as potent, that would be the equivalent of about 7M tonnes of methane. Using that number, the amount of methane contained in the peat bog is equivalent to 10,000 years of CO2 emissions at the current rate.

      So I guess the remaining question is how fast this 70 billion tonnes of methane is actually entering the atmosphere (adjust properly for acceleration effects)...
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    2. Re:TF Text from TFA by uncadonna · · Score: 4, Informative
      The 140 M tons is Britain alone, per year. The global total is 6GT, neatly working out to about a ton per person per year. It's unevenly divided, with a few countries having per capita emissions 5 times higher than the average.

      High latitude methane may nevertheless work out to be a big deal. Softening the blow a bit is the fact that methane is shorter-lived in the atmosphere than CO2.

      Some researchers believe that tundral methane releases play a big role in the termination of the recent glaciations.

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    3. Re:TF Text from TFA by Zarhan · · Score: 1

      High latitude methane may nevertheless work out to be a big deal. Softening the blow a bit is the fact that methane is shorter-lived in the atmosphere than CO2.

          What do you mean by this, does it spontaneously combust or break down or something? What are the end-products?

          Also, what kind of timelines are we talking about?

    4. Re:TF Text from TFA by Cyberax · · Score: 3, Informative

      Methane moleculas are excited by UV-radiation, and excited molecula of methane can react with two O2 moleculas producing CO2 and H20.

    5. Re:TF Text from TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      estimates that the west Siberian bog alone contains some 70 billion tonnes of methane

      Or the equivalent of 17 Tex-Mex restaurants!

    6. Re:TF Text from TFA by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      So, 6GT per year carbon, there's 70GT methane at 20 times effect, makes 1400GT equivalent carbon or 233 years worth of carbon emissions at current rate. Gee, that's ok then.

  12. Yeah it sucks, but.... by mikejz84 · · Score: 2, Funny

    I'm will to bet you won't hear that many people in Siberia complaining.

    1. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by darkonc · · Score: 5, Informative
      Something similar is happening in Northern canada, and they are complaining. Polar bears are starving, the permafrost is turning into a bog, the hunting is getting messed up, and thawing ground is messing up buildings and other infrastructure designed with (no longer permanent) permafrost in mind.

      And the polar ice cap is melting fast too... Most of us may live to see it all but disappear. Think of it as the mother of all ice cubes, and imagine what the melting is going to do --- dilute the 'drink' (which will change water density which will change ocean water flow, which will seriously mess with weather patterns) and once it finishes melting, it's function as a thermal buffer disappears and global warming will really start to hurt us.

      I'm thinking that people are underestimating that last point.

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    2. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by ackthpt · · Score: 2, Funny
      I'm will to bet you won't hear that many people in Siberia complaining.

      You will if the ground turns to mud and their roads, houses, etc. begin to sink in it. Probably be about Avagadro's # of mosquitoes, too.

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    3. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by mjh49746 · · Score: 1
      Meanwhile, we're gladly filling up the tanks on our SUV's at $2.50+ per gallon, blissfully ignorant of the problems staring us in the face.

      I for one have had enough. I'm planning to move back to the city where I can just walk around town to take care of business, instead of having to hop in the car all the time. Alas, it's probably too late to prevent the inevitable, and it looks like most people would rather bury their heads in the sand and ignore the problem anyway. Why should I further contribute to the problem and waste money in the process?

    4. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by bronney · · Score: 0

      I actually want to see something like that, since for now, I don't see a power to reverse what we've done anyway. I would love to see this global warming thing in action and kill everyone. I mean it'd be a nice encounter with something hollywood, something catastrophically pleasing.

      And when that begins to happen, I bet there'll still be people trading on wall street. Oh man we're helpless. But I'd love to see humanity at its dumbest.

    5. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Funny

      On the other hand when I say I have some nice seafront property in northern Canada to sell you, it reall means I have some nice seafront property for sale! And think - we'll finally have that Northern Passage so many Age of Exploration captains lost their shorts looking for....

      Max

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    6. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by darkonc · · Score: 1
      You aren't going to see something like 'the day after'. That movie is, apparently, repeatedly cited by scientists and physicists as seriously bad science. Other than a possible sudden shift in the gulf stream costing Europe it's warm weather, most changes are likely to be noticed over a period of years or decades. By the time it's indisputable, however, it will also be inexorable.
      "The effort required to change course changes exponentially with time."

      One of the predicted effects of global warming is an increase in the strength and number of hurricanes. In other words, the last two hurricane seasons in the US SouthEast may just bee a warm-up.

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    7. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by bronney · · Score: 0

      Thanks for the info. Appreciate it. Hong Kong's weather is also acting up. Our Christmas gets warmer every year and the typhoon season gets later and later.

    8. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by Darkman,+Walkin+Dude · · Score: 1

      so many Age of Exploration captains lost their shorts looking for...

      I think that would be shirts, or you may be right, as Winston Churchill described the British navy as "Rum, sodomy, and the lash".

      More seriously though, there is a lot of scientific doomsaying going on, and not much societal analysis here. The process is simple enough, as I see it, early man produces fire, cultures move on and up to more efficient methods of fire production, including coal and oil burning, and bases entire industries and cultural foundations on it (the industrial revolution). Now we have a global society that is entirely dependant on these advanced methods of fire burning, but we have only begun to grasp the consequences of our smoking in the sandbox very very recently. So its going to take time to reverse the trend of millenia. The question is, have we got that time?

      There is a lot of debate about cause and effect and so on, but not a great deal about solutions. If say over the next twenty years we move to nuclear power exclusively, and get rid of all the vehicles that currently produce harmful emissions, how quickly can we repair the damage? Is it already too late for the next few generations? Is it possible that a runaway greenhouse effect is inevitable, and how far can it go? Are we looking at Venus here?

    9. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      yep - ice caps melt so more land surface covered by water - which reflects more sunlight which cools the earth pushing us into the next ice age.

    10. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by jackbird · · Score: 1
      yep - ice caps melt so more land surface covered by water - which reflects more sunlight which cools the earth pushing us into the next ice age.

      Last i checked, dark blue water was a less efficient reflector than bright white ice caps. Nice try, though. Actually, no it wasn't.

    11. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by ducttapekz · · Score: 1

      Wait, the climate is changing and an animal is dying off? If the left was around a million years ago we would still have dinosaurs even though they died off naturally because of climate changes.

    12. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by Zerbs · · Score: 1

      Polar ice shouldn't be the biggest problem since most of it is over water to begin with, and ice takes up more space than the water it melts into. The real problems are ice that is over land, such as Greenland or the parts of Antartica that are above sea level. Those are what will make sea levels rise and cause major disturbances.

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    13. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by hawkfish · · Score: 1
      So its going to take time to reverse the trend of millenia. The question is, have we got that time?
      The question is also: "Who is this 'we' you are talking about?" The Greenland icesheet is melting faster than the models predict. That is a 7 metre rise in sea level when it is all done. In the US, that will take out most of Florida and the Gulf coast (e.g. New Orleans) and maybe some of DC(!), but the country can probably absorb the change.

      But the people who will really be hit badly by this are places like Bangladesh. Most of the world's population lives near sea level and a rise of this magnitude (which is already under way) would kill millions of people. Remember the tsunami last year? Indonesia has about 1 billion people. Imagine that the people who survived had nowhere to go and you are starting to get the magnitude of the problem.
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    14. Re:Yeah it sucks, but.... by pianophile · · Score: 1

      Indonesia has about 1 billion people.

      Fewer than that, actually: 241,973,879 (July 2005 est.)

      Link.

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  13. Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Of course all of the liberals are going to turn around and claim that this validates their so-called "theory" of "global warming", and that therefore we can reverse this problem by imposing socialist restrictions on the right of industrial corporations to do business as they please. But the truth is, solid science suggests that its simply a result of natural changes in the ecosystem, and the solution is to allow markets to develop solutions that allow everyone to live better in the warmer world of the future.

    And the fact of the matter is, we need more habitable land to accomodate the world's rising population, and getting rid of permafrost is a sure-fire way to increase the supply. If the methane is really a problem, the solution is to allow free enterprise to trap the gas and use it as an energy source. But it may be a better idea to let it rise, which will allow more people to enjoy warmer temperatures and probably boost the tourism industry in many parts of the world that are now too cold to be year-round vacation destinations. One thing is for sure: If anyone knows that Communism is a failure, it is the Russians, so there is no doubt that we are going to see a proactive solution instead of more socialist regulation.

    1. Re:Look on the bright side by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

      actually, science suggests that it is caused by our belching out Green house gases and that global warming in the past has happened due to natural processes.

      but what ever you republican scum.

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    2. Re:Look on the bright side by Dr.+Spork · · Score: 1

      Ha, good one! Yeah, let the whole planet burn, nothing really bad can happen so long we can keep the socialists from interfering with our precious markets! Preach da word brotha!

    3. Re:Look on the bright side by nysus · · Score: 1
      But it may be a better idea to let it rise, which will allow more people to enjoy warmer temperatures and probably boost the tourism industry in many parts of the world that are now too cold to be year-round vacation destinations.

      Ha! This is one of the greatest trolls of all time. Good one. The one about free market solving all of man's problems is pretty funny, too. I bet you'll get a lot of people to jump up and down about how crazy that is.

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    4. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps you haven't really understood the article.
      It's one huge frozen swamp that is currently habitable and won't be once it thaws out.

    5. Re:Look on the bright side by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      I bet you'll get a lot of people to jump up and down about how crazy that is.

      The only freedoms socialists favor are those they personally approve of...usually those that they themselves benefit from. For everyone else there's the Reeducation Camp!

      Max

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    6. Re:Look on the bright side by nysus · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, and those enlightened, free-market capitalists like Bernard Ebbers, Ken Lay, J.P. Morgan, Carl Icahn, et al understand that greed and selfishness benefit everyone but themselves, right?

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    7. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Of course all of the liberals"

      It has nothing to do with liberalism. There are conservative environmentalists too. After all this is about conservation, which seems to have the same root as conservative.

    8. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And the fact of the matter is, we need more habitable land to accomodate the world's rising population, and getting rid of permafrost is a sure-fire way to increase the supply."

      Hmm.. I am not convinced that provoking climate changes of as yet unknown consequence is exactly the way of increasing habitable land. It may lead to things such as the desertification of parts of Africa (seems to ongoing), the loss of parts of Bangladesh (ongoing), negative effects on US agriculture, and the loss of the Atlantic Conveyor (reduction in habatibility of the North Eastern USA, Candada, and North West Europe). And the gain? Some totally undeveloped bogs in Siberia. If you want to trade Boston and New York for a bog, then go ahead.

    9. Re:Look on the bright side by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "solid science suggests that its simply a result of natural changes in the ecosystem" ...or as I like to call it, "intelligent global warming".

  14. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    lol what?

  15. Let me get this straight... by acidradio · · Score: 2, Funny

    People who live in an area considered the "frozen hell" of this world are complaining about it finally warming up?

    1. Re:Let me get this straight... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      A Siberian nomad and his son hiking across the Russian tundra stop to make camp. The father with his dried up, frostbitten facial features settles down under the bear fur blanket with his son at his side. He asks his son what bedtime story he would like to hear, and his son says, "Daddy, can you tell me about how after we die we will go to the great lake of fire?"

    2. Re:Let me get this straight... by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      People who live in an area considered the "frozen hell" of this world are complaining about it finally warming up?

      1950: "Noooo, not the Gulog! I'll confess!"

      2150: "Screw humid Disneyland, I'm going to Gulog!"

    3. Re:Let me get this straight... by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      No, tree-hugging hippie freaks are complaining.

    4. Re:Let me get this straight... by ocelotbob · · Score: 1
      Actually, it's fairly doubtful that disneyland would get that humid. LA's fringe desert, if anything, global warming would only dry it out more. Course, then again, much of the area was vernal marsh, so who knows what'll happen when the currents shift. Could even mean that LA cools down.

      Course, I live about 2-3 miles from disneyland on one of the main roads people take to reach the park, so anything that cuts down on the number of drivers is a good thing in my opinion.

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  16. Re:Third Post by PsychicX · · Score: 5, Funny

    Yes, as a representative of Standard Oil Co....ehm...I mean, Exxon, Mobil, and other oil companies, I would like to assure all of the slashdot readers that there is no such things as global warming. These are lies spread by liberal commie scientists with an agenda. We, on the other hand, are completely impartial and unbiased.

  17. Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    American Left scientist: This is bald proof that Global Warming is occuring and causing climatic changes in our lifetime. The rise in greenhouse gasses since the advent of the Industrial Revolution matches the rise in global temperatures, giving further proof that humans are a key component in the climatic puzzle. By drastically reducing our fossil fuel emissions and other man-made greenhouse gasses, it should be possible to manage the expected warming trend. Acting now is absolutely necessary to keeping pristine environments like the Siberian taiga in their pristine state.

    American Right scientist: This is interesting data. However a few degrees change over a short span of only 40 years is not indicative of any long-term trend towards either a cooling cycle or a heating cycle. Nevertheless, as the historical temperature has fluctuated greatly in the past and it seems that we are actually coming out of a trough, it seems reasonable to assume that a warming trend would be on the horizon. At the least, it should indicate that we need more study of the phenomenon.

    European scientists: Ziss is clearly ze work of ze fat, stinking Americans and zer fat, stinking wives and cars.

    Siberian citizens: Ya, I am sinkink dat I like za balmy weather.

    1. Re:Contrast the responses by poopdeville · · Score: 1

      Why does the Siberian sound Swedish?

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    2. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      This is bald proof that Global Warming is occuring

      Bald proof? Perhaps it should look into those "proof toupes" I'm always hearing about.

    3. Re:Contrast the responses by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      European scientists: Ziss is clearly ze work of ze fat, stinking Americans and zer fat, stinking wives and cars.

      Do you have scientific evidence that fat people fart more? Maybe some are fat because they *don't* fart.

    4. Re:Contrast the responses by 2short · · Score: 1

      I know you're just trying to be funny, but you're depressingly off base about how balanced the debate is. More acurately:

      Person receiving large amounts of cash from an oil company: (what you had "American Right scientist" say)

      Anyone else with enough knowledge of the issue be called "scientist" regardless of nationality or political affiliation: We didn't need any more proof Global Warming is occuring, we already knew that. If we act now to drastically reduce our fossil fuel emissions and other man-made greenhouse gasses, we're still mostly fucked. We can't help pristine environments like the Siberian taiga, or prevent most of Florida from going under-water; that's already inevitable in the fairly near term. We should probably take drastic action now anyway, because it seems like being mostly fucked would be preferable to being just entirely, completely fucked.

    5. Re:Contrast the responses by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      Do you know what Siberians sound like?

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    6. Re:Contrast the responses by Frogbert · · Score: 1

      Psycologist: Siberia is just zis guy you know

    7. Re:Contrast the responses by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Well, I like the theory that we're long overdue for another ice age... and global warming may be responsible for the delay.

      So you're saying the alternative is to stop global warming, at which point we should start building igloos instead?

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    8. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Earth can come out of an iceage, that has happend a number of times before. It hasn't been shown that Earth can recover from excessant heating.

      I'd take an ice age over something like Venus any day.

    9. Re:Contrast the responses by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      Anyone who capitalizes "Global Warming" isn't exactly going to be a font of scientific dispassion and empiricism.

      Nobody possessed of a modicum of reason disputes that the globe seems to be heating up, at least a bit. A great many people dispute the cause, the projected trends (which vary wildly, depending on the agenda of the people involved), and what, if anything, can be done about it. Only the loony extremists on either end of the political spectrum are absolutely certain they possess The Truth(TM).

      If we act now to drastically reduce our fossil fuel emissions and other man-made greenhouse gasses, we're still mostly fucked.

      You don't know that, either way. You have zip in empirical evidence to indicate that "we're fucked", however you define it.

      We can't help pristine environments like the Siberian taiga

      But if things continue we might be able to sell summer condos there. Me, I think that's a good thing. Siberia is a frozen shithole of little value to anyone other than a few thousand reindeer farmers; any change is bound to be a good one, at least for human beings.

      prevent most of Florida from going under-water

      That would certainly solve the Social Security problem.

      We should probably take drastic action now anyway

      Drastic action. Not a single person on Earth - you included - can say with any certainty if ANY action will have an effect, yet you're more than willing to bet the future of everyone on the planet (and a good deal of our present, as well) just to make you feel like 'something's being done'. No thanks, chicken little.

      Max

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    10. Re:Contrast the responses by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 3, Insightful

      You don't know that, either way. You have zip in empirical evidence to indicate that "we're fucked", however you define it.

      We don't know for sure that we're fucked. But consider this analogy: There is a gun pointed at your head. It might be loaded. Are you going to take drastic steps to remove it, or are you going to play russian roulette on the grounds that "we don't know for sure that it's loaded".

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

    11. Re:Contrast the responses by RoLi · · Score: 1
      One is missing:

      American government: That's all nonsense. If you start to conserve energy, the terrorists win! It's our way of life!

    12. Re:Contrast the responses by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      You don't even know where the gun is or how to remove it - or even if you have the right gun. Your analogy falls on its face.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    13. Re:Contrast the responses by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1
      You don't even know where the gun is or how to remove it - or even if you have the right gun

      Incorrect


      "There will undoubtedly be gainsayers ... but I put them in the same box as the flat-Earthers and the people who believe smoking doesn't cause cancer," said Professor Sir John Lawton, former chief executive of the UK's Natural Environment Research Council.

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      My Karma: ran over your Dogma
      StrawberryFrog

    14. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Sorry, but in reality it goes like this -

      Non-American Scientist : Mankind is precipitating a massive change in global climate.

      American Scientist : The weather sponsored by Haliburton is 78 and sunny.

      American Government Representative : KILL KILL KILL DIE PINKO COMMIE ARAB TERRORIST MINE EYES HAVE SEEN THE GLORY OF THE COMING OF THE LORD

    15. Re:Contrast the responses by Ulfalizer · · Score: 1

      Nöt everyöne in euröpe speäks like thåt yöu knöw..

    16. Re:Contrast the responses by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Why only germanic characters? You fórgòt thôsé othër oñês.

      --
      True confidence comes not from realising you are as good as your peers, but that your peers are as bad as you are.
    17. Re:Contrast the responses by Mr_Icon · · Score: 3, Insightful

      Siberian citizens: Ya, I am sinkink dat I like za balmy weather.

      No, are you crazy? Hot weather in Siberia is *AWFUL*. With half the land being swamps, the area is literally crawling with mosquitoes, black flies, and horse flies. I'm not exaggerating! Your clothes look gray because of all the blood-feeding insects crawling over them. It's tolerable if the weather is cool, since several layers of clothing is the only sure way to avoid bites (deet gets quickly rubbed off by bugs hitting your body). When it's hot, not only are you crawling with bugs, you're also sweating and developing a heat stroke.

      Believe me, late fall or early spring is the best time in Siberia, not summer, and everyone hates "za balmy weather."

      (Yes, I've lived there).

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      If you open yourself to the foo, You and foo become one.
    18. Re:Contrast the responses by Captain_Chaos · · Score: 1

      You misspelled "politician".

    19. Re:Contrast the responses by Ulfalizer · · Score: 1

      We dön't use thöse here in Sweden.

    20. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Would this argument also apply to e.g. the massive and inescapable interethnic conflicts that are alluded to as a possibility by some, including prominent researchers? If "in areas where the potential for massive death exists with a probability greater than negligible it is better to be on the safe side" is a valid axiom in environmental matters, why should it not be in social matters?

    21. Re:Contrast the responses by DigiShaman · · Score: 1

      All I got to say is... SPIN THAT REVOLVER BABY!

      It's a joke, laugh. :-P

      --
      Life is not for the lazy.
    22. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We all know that being shot in the head is a Bad Thing. Where is the proof that global warming is a Bad Thing?

    23. Re:Contrast the responses by Darby · · Score: 1

      You fórgòt thôsé othër oñês.

      Now, I challenge you to actually pronounce that sentence ;-)

    24. Re:Contrast the responses by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Well, I like the theory that we're long overdue for another ice age... and global warming may be responsible for the delay."

      Nice theory. No contact with reality though. "Long overdue for another ice age" would be a matter of ten-thousand years or so. With global warming we're talkig about the last hundred or two.

      As the global-warming denyers love to point out, the Earth's climate is constantly changing; and we and other species have adapted in the past. This is true. But now it's changing something like a thousand times as fast.

      If we could stop global warming (which we can't), we wouldn't need to build igloos. Our distant decendants might need to.

    25. Re:Contrast the responses by 2short · · Score: 1

      "Anyone who capitalizes "Global Warming" isn't exactly going to be a font of scientific dispassion and empiricism"

          I agree. The original poster (who I merely cut-and-pasted that part from) is certainly not a font of scientific anything.

      "A great many people dispute the cause, the projected trends ... and what, if anything, can be done about it"
      Not so many really. Amongst independent scientists, there is a strong consensus that human action is a significant contribution to the cause, that the projected trends are unapealing, and that drastic reductions in greenhouse gas emissions would most likely soften the effect, though not prevent it.

      "You have zip in empirical evidence to indicate that 'we're fucked', however you define it"
      I myself have zip evidence about anything; the use of the first person was for purely rhetorical purposes. I was stating the consensus amongst independent scientists as best I have been able to understand it.

      Re:Contrast the responses (Score:1, Troll)
      by maxpublic (450413) on Friday August 12, @03:46AM (#13301787)
      (http://slashdot.org/)
      Anyone who capitalizes "Global Warming" isn't exactly going to be a font of scientific dispassion and empiricism.

      Nobody possessed of a modicum of reason disputes that the globe seems to be heating up, at least a bit. A great many people dispute the cause, the projected trends (which vary wildly, depending on the agenda of the people involved), and what, if anything, can be done about it. Only the loony extremists on either end of the political spectrum are absolutely certain they possess The Truth(TM).

      If we act now to drastically reduce our fossil fuel emissions and other man-made greenhouse gasses, we're still mostly fucked.

      You don't know that, either way. You have zip in empirical evidence to indicate that "we're fucked", however you define it.

      "'We can't help pristine environments like the Siberian taiga'

      But if things continue we might be able to sell summer condos there. Me, I think that's a good thing"

      Then you're an idiot. Your flippant answers to Siberias perma-frost melting, and Florida getting flooded may be amusing; but that doesn't change the fact that drastic climatic changes world-wide will cause all sorts of problems.

      "Not a single person on Earth - you included - can say with any certainty if ANY action will have an effect, yet you're more than willing to bet the future of everyone on the planet (and a good deal of our present, as well)"

      No one can ever say with certainty what the future holds, yet we bet the future of everyone on the planet on what we're doing whether we like it or not. Basically everyone who's put real study into it says we should bet one way. You want to bet the other, not because you have any evidence it's the right way, but because you don't feel like changing your lifestyle any.

    26. Re:Contrast the responses by Col+Bat+Guano · · Score: 1
      A "punishment" that the Soviet Gulags used to use on the prisoners (slave labourers) was to strip them naked and tie them to a tree, and leave them for the mosquitoes.

      Most people died from this.

    27. Re:Contrast the responses by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You might want to consider what you CAN find out for certain before wildly flailing at the gun lest you set it off on your own.

    28. Re:Contrast the responses by shmlco · · Score: 1
      Care to guess how long England and the continent have been burning vast amounts of dirty coal for cooking and heat?

      And I really love hearing numbers thrown around like "a thousand times as fast", when our numeric baseline is only a couple of hundred years long. And even then when numbers start being fudged to "compensate" for "heat island" effects and other unknowns.

      Or how one model indicates that throwing more heat into the system will shift climates and cause desertification, and another says more heat is more evaporation which is more storms which is cloud cover which leads to heat reflection which leads to an ice age.

      While I'm all for reducing pollution, "global warming" is a theory still looking for a proof.

      --
      Any sect, cult, or religion will legislate its creed into law if it acquires the political power to do so.
  18. More like... by ackthpt · · Score: 0, Offtopic
    No kidding. At some point "we need more data" turns into "Manhattan is under a foot of water." There's real stuff happening out there, and it ain't lookin' good.

    "Ok, the data about the .. uh .. beachfront property in Austin is lookin like we have some extra water from somewhere. We're lookin into it and as soon as we have some good, hard data, we'll have some esplanations."

    --

    A feeling of having made the same mistake before: Deja Foobar
    1. Re:More like... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      If Dick Cheney had wanted to be elected he would have got up in 2000. You think he's not running the country now?

      I predict Jeb will go in, and Dick will stay as the veep to "maintain continuity between the administrations".

  19. You can't see the master plan... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Clearly, Bush is deliberately doing nothing about global warming, so that the methane released by these peat bogs can be used as fuel when hes helped use up all the oil on the planet.

  20. American jobs! by bogaboga · · Score: 2, Insightful
    [President] Bush refused to commit to an agreement reducing green-house gases because he wanted to "protect" American jobs. So what happens? USA continues to pollute! The results of pollution can be seen in the increase of skin cancers and asthma in America especially children. Others say that Louisiana, which appears to be sinking is also a victim of global warming.

    That aside, one wonders what presidents eat when they get into the White House. How can one protect American jobs while exporting our entire industrial base with the so called out-sourcing?

    PS: I am speaking as an American.

    1. Re:American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Interesting

      All real science I've ever seen shows global warming to be total bullshit. Also, we know from history that the planet goes through cycles of hot and cold (remember the fact that there was an Ice Age anyone?) so there's no proof that any changes in temperatures are from human causes.

    2. Re:American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ozone depletion is a separate issue from global warming. CFCs have been phased out so as far as I know, ozone depletion shouldn't be as much of an issue now.

    3. Re:American jobs! by bogaboga · · Score: 0
      You forgot to add that the so called ice age is a theory. What about this?

      In the beginning, God created Adam and Eve and placed them in the garden of Eden...and the story goes on. In the beginning to the present day, no mention is made of the ice age - anywhere. Now that's strange.

    4. Re:American jobs! by evilpenguin · · Score: 1

      Could you give me the name of the peer reviewed journal in which you read your "real science" please?

      The titles of the papers would be helpful as well.

    5. Re:American jobs! by aussie_a · · Score: 1

      The results of pollution can be seen in the increase of skin cancers and asthma in America

      Sounds like more job opportunities for pharmacies, doctors, nurses, cleaners, etc. At least Bush is being consistent.

    6. Re:American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Here's a fun fact that you can look up yourself. 60% of the observed warming trend occured before 1940... i.e, before we released 80% of the CO2 into the air.
      Here's another one, global temperatures are in *lock step* with solar sun spot cycles.

      Here's one last one. Doom mongering spells research grants for government scientists.

      As for the peer reviewed research:
      http://www.oism.org/oism/s32p686.htm

    7. Re:American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And having actually visited their website...

      *trails off in fits of hysterical laughter*

    8. Re:American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Don't be too specific now...

    9. Re:American jobs! by Frodo+Crockett · · Score: 1

      No, strange is expecting to find answers to scientific questions in a book that condenses the creation of the whole fucking universe into less than 750 words!

      I may have been trolled here, but a lot of people need to hear what I just said.

      --
      "The newly born animals are then whisked off for a quick run through a giant baking oven." --heard on Food Network
    10. Re:American jobs! by nysus · · Score: 1

      First, that guy is a biochemist, not a climatologist. Second, he co-authored his paper with paid shills from the oil companies and right wing think tanks. They are in the business of manufacturing doubt so oil companies can go ahead an make their precious profits without having to trouble themselves with letting the rest of humanity get in the way.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    11. Re: American jobs! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 5, Insightful


      > All real science I've ever seen shows global warming to be total bullshit.

      Could you cite some of that "real science" for us?

      Or does "real" just mean "that I agree with"?

      And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

      > Also, we know from history that the planet goes through cycles of hot and cold (remember the fact that there was an Ice Age anyone?)

      We also know that the current cycle isn't behaving like the previous ones, as you'd know if you'd actually been reading any "real science".

      > so there's no proof that any changes in temperatures are from human causes.

      We aren't looking for "proof", we're looking for an explanation. We see abberations in the pattern of global temperatures, we have physics that explains the interactions of gasses and heat, we put 2+2 together and get 4.

      Your ignorance doesn't do much to undercut that line of reasoning.

      --
      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    12. Re: American jobs! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > That aside, one wonders what presidents eat when they get into the White House.

      Pretzels.

      > How can one protect American jobs while exporting our entire industrial base with the so called out-sourcing?

      What makes you think anyone in the White House (or anywhere else in our government) is interested in protecting jobs? Outsourcing is the path to short-term profits for the biggest companies, and that's all that matters to a government of officials whose re-elections depend on donations from those same businesses.

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    13. Re: American jobs! by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

      Indeed. methane produced by sheep and cattle is one of the prime obstructions to New Zealand meeting its Kyoto treaty goals. Apparently it's more the burping than the farting, but still...

      Jedidiah.

    14. Re:American jobs! by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      You seem to be confusing "wearing a cheap suit" with "peer review".

      As for 60% of the observed warming before 1940, that was a cheap statistical trick back when it was half-true (1940 was an anomalously warm year, and they also chose an anomalously cold start year). Cherry picking the start and end dates rather than doing a proper linear regression made the most of the random fluctuations to assert this misleading point.

      However it is no longer a cheap trick. The statement was half-true in the early 90s, but there has been enough warming since then that it is simply wrong.

      --
      mt
    15. Re: American jobs! by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > Indeed. methane produced by sheep and cattle is one of the prime obstructions to New Zealand meeting its Kyoto treaty goals. Apparently it's more the burping than the farting, but still...

      By the sheep and cattle, or the people who eat them?

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      Sheesh, evil *and* a jerk. -- Jade
    16. Re: American jobs! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Dear Sir

      Yes, the earth is warming up. However, there's not sufficient evidence to pin it, with such a heavy weight as you may like, solely on CO2 emissions. The models which purport to prove this connection are subject to effects of a chaotic nature.(Chaos theory shows that a miniscule difference in the starting conditions tend to lead to a completely different outcome.) This would mean that a hitherto unknown variable may change the picture drastically. And since there's no one who seriously contends that we now know all the necessary variables, the problem continues to lack a solution.

      Yours etc.
      Big oil company

    17. Re: American jobs! by joostje · · Score: 1

      We see abberations in the pattern of global temperatures, we have physics that explains the interactions of gasses and heat, we put 2+2 together and get 4.
      Of course, a real kapitalist puts 2+2 together and gets 5, that's where you differ.

    18. Re: American jobs! by Mo+Bedda · · Score: 1

      Of course, a real kapitalist puts 2+2 together and gets 5, that's where you differ.

      5) Profit!!!

    19. Re: American jobs! by MirrororriM · · Score: 1
      And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

      Nothing compared to what comes out of my butt on a daily basis...

      --
      Content Management System: A pretentious way of saying "text editor."
    20. Re: American jobs! by indytx · · Score: 1
      And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

      Yep. That's why we should get rid of all of them . . . and grill them up!

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    21. Re: American jobs! by jc42 · · Score: 2, Informative

      And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

      Actually, we've known for some time that it's mostly burps rather than farts, though they do produce both. Those complex 4-chambered stomaches in cattle are fairly good at reducing leafy input to simpler molecules, which includes a fair amount of methane. Most of that methane escapes through the esophagus.

      What's even funnier though is that it took a long time to verify the other major source of atmospheric methane. It turns out to be termites. You probably wouldn't believe the total world-wide termite biomass. Their digestive systems have a lot of chemical similarities to those of cattle, for much the same reasons, and they produce a lot of waste methane. This had been a conjecture for some time, but has been verified only in the past couple of decades.

      Current estimates are that ungulates and termites each contribute roughly 1/3 of the annual methane output. All other single sources are much smaller.

      I haven't read whether the termite methane comes primarily from burps or farts. I'd guess burps, but maybe some day we'll read a report from someone who has studied the little critters, and then we'll know.

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      Those who do study history are doomed to stand helplessly by while everyone else repeats it.
  21. Not particularly scientific. by Reservoir+Penguin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But as a native of Western Siberia I can confirm some very unusual weather patterns. For instance this summer has been so far very tropics-like. Around 35C during the day with 80%+ humidity. Very unusual...

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    1. Re:Not particularly scientific. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      US-UK-Israel: the real axis of Evil

      Don't worry. We aren't all evil. That's just Israel.

  22. What is Peat? by ugmoe · · Score: 2, Insightful
    What is Peat?

    http://www.waverley.gov.uk/waste/peat.asp#What%20i s%20Peat? Peat is made of incompletely decomposed plant remains, which accumulate in waterlogged soils over thousands of years. It occurs because the natural processes of decay are prevented by the acidic water logging and depleted oxygen.

    If the Siberian wasteland was covered with plants and water for thousands of years, doesn't that imply that during that time the wasteland was not frozen?

    And, if it was not frozen, doesn't that imply that it was warmer in the distant past than it was in the recent past?

    So, the question is, what caused that warming thousands of years ago and what is the "proper" temperature for the earth?

    If the earth wants to return the tundra to a boglike state, more power to him!

    1. Re:What is Peat? by coshx · · Score: 1

      And, if it was not frozen, doesn't that imply that it was warmer in the distant past than it was in the recent past?

      You're correct that the earth goes through warmer and colder phases. The problem is that these phases normally last millions of years, and the transitions between them are often extremely slow (unless some catastrophic event, like a meteor crash or global warming, occurs). What worries scientists is not that the earth is heading into a warmer phase due to natural occurrances, but rather the fact that the change is happening so rapidly, and is due to human factors.

    2. Re:What is Peat? by chris+macura · · Score: 1

      Remember that at some points we just had a big land mass, rather than the layout we have today.

      A map of Pangea (http://antwrp.gsfc.nasa.gov/apod/ap001002.html) shows that Kamchatka was near the equator, and Finland in the middle of the n. hemisphere.

      Just how old is this peat?

    3. Re:What is Peat? by chris+macura · · Score: 1

      Ignore that...

    4. Re:What is Peat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but rather the fact that the change is happening so rapidly, and is due to human factors.

      Pure conjecture as to what the cause is. It's also pure conjecture as to the speed of past changes.

      Some people tend to latch onto the theories that fit their view of things, and just ignore others. There are other theories that many of the climate changes are rather sudden instead of gradual.

      But lets not confuse the argument with other viewpoints. It's easier to just put the blinders and and scream like a little girl that the world is ending.

    5. Re:What is Peat? by ugmoe · · Score: 4, Informative
      You said:

      "The problem is that these phases normally last millions of years, and the transitions between them are often extremely slow"

      Antarctic ice cores from the last 300,000 years show something different from what you claim.

      http://www.koshland-science-museum.org/exhibitgcc/ historical02.jsp The data that I have seen shows that the ice-age cycles last 100,000 years, not millions, and that the transitions can be abrupt. (data from 300,000 years of ice cores from Vostok, Antarctica)

      Climate can exhibit abrupt shifts over large regions of the world. As the last glacial period was giving way to the current warm interglacial period, average temperatures in Greenland returned to glacial levels for more than 1,000 years. This unusual period, which is called the Younger Dryas, ended abruptly about 12,000 years ago. Evidence from an ice core drilled in Greenland indicates that temperatures there rose approximately 15F (8C) in less than a decade.

      http://www.weathernotebook.org/transcripts/1999/10 /20.html "Scientists used to think that climate took hundreds, even thousands of years to change. Now we know better. Hi, I'm Dave Thurlow from the Mount Washington Observatory and this is The Weather Notebook.

      An example of an extremely quick climate change came during a period of time known as the Younger Dryas, which happened right after the last ice age ended, about 12,000 years ago. The Younger Dryas itself lasted about 1,000 years. What we didn't know until recently was just how quickly the Younger Dryas started and stopped. In a period of less than 50 years, the climate from the eastern US and Canada to much of Europe went from climate conditions much like today's, to frigid readings more like the Ice Age, at least a ten degree Farenheit change. That's how it stayed for a thousand years - and then the climate flipped back to normal in as little as 20 years."

      Are you just making up your claims?

      Do you have data to back them up?

    6. Re:What is Peat? by jsoderba · · Score: 1
      If the Siberian wasteland was covered with plants and water for thousands of years, doesn't that imply that during that time the wasteland was not frozen?
      Siberia has been covered with plants and water every summer since the end of the ice age. Permafrost means that the soil only thaws a couple of feet down, but that's enough for plants to grow.
    7. Re:What is Peat? by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      what is the "proper" temperature for the earth

      The short answer is this. The earth has no proper temperature but it has a proper rate of change of temperature, which it is beginning to exceed, thanks to a huge anthropogenic perturbation.

      Read this to see what the dominant opinion is in the relevant scientific communities.

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      mt
    8. Re:What is Peat? by gnuorder · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Of course the earth was warmer before. The earth was molten at one time, perhaps even in a gaseous state much like the sun. Are you saying we shouldn't worry about global warming until we reach 6,000C? It's not the earth we are worried about, it's us.

    9. Re:What is Peat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Hmm, you certaintly dug up some good material, however the original poster has it somewhat right still. It is just that reality as always is more complicated.

      The last 50 millions years in anycase have been marked pretty much by gradual cooling though, some times there was a bit of warming, but overall the trand was down and still going down. This lead to the eventual formation of icecaps, sea ice etc.

      Now what you are pointing out is also very relevant and actually just makes this more frightening, basically in shorter periods of time the temperature can also vary considerably, like forinstance the iceages, which incidentally have gotten to be progressively colder each time. Ice ages tend to end extremly abruptly, no one really knows for sure why, but I could make a wild guess and say forinstance catastrophic release of methane deposits on the sea floor as sea levels drop. (however I don't believe the sea floors show any real evidence for this, so it would be fairly speculative)

      Now to get to the point, if you can get sudden shifts in climate in short periods of time and then as far as we can tell, we start artificially altering the temperature up. Would it be likely to get an extra large spike upwards in temperature? Remember, we are already in the interglacial period, if you manage to create another massive shift up, you'll have atleast temporarily have killed off the glacial interglacial pattern. Ofcourse that would be skipping over what all that extra heat would do the enviroment in the short term, but I would imagine that it would melt off a considerable part of the icecap. The most likely target would be the greenland icecap, which can still maintain itself in an interglacial period, but most likely not another major spike. I have no idea really how far the chain reaction would eventuall unfold though, though I doubt it will do much to the majority of the Antartica icesheet.

    10. Re:What is Peat? by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      So you're saying that the system fluctuates, is at times unstable and can undergo rapid a dramatic change. Are you sure that adding a new significant unchecked driver to an unstable system is all that wise? Wouldn't you be concerned that it could trigger one of those extremely dramatic shifts?

      I'm sure that the system as a whole will find a new equilibrium around the new input, it just might not be plesant for humans in the short to medium term. The question isn't whether the global climate can cope with us, but whether we can cope with the global climate.

      It seems sensible to me that, being intelligent and capable, we should try and find our own sustainable equilibrium rather than just pushing the system as hard as we can and finding out what balance it decides to strike to deal with it.

      Jedidiah.

    11. Re:What is Peat? by gnuorder · · Score: 1

      But the people who are saying it's conjecture that humans are causing global warming are the same ones that for 40 years have denied that global warming even exists. Now that they are forces to admit the world is warming, they say it's a normal pattern. Quite frankly, I'll believe the scientists who have studied it for 40 years rather than the talking heads who have denied it without consideration.

    12. Re:What is Peat? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      We had a major ice age less than 15,000 years ago. We had a mini age less than 1,000 years ago. What is this "millions of years" you speak of?

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    13. Re:What is Peat? by The_Wilschon · · Score: 1

      I haven't said anything for 40 years. I've barely been alive for 20. I must admit that I have not gone looking for hard data. But I find myself skeptical that we could determine very accurately THE chief cause of a change in such a wildly chaotic system as the earth's climate. Like I said, I haven't gone looking for the data. But I am still skeptical that we could have 1) enough data, and 2) a good enough understanding of the system, to draw that kind of conclusion.

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    14. Re:What is Peat? by DZign · · Score: 1

      Sure Siberia was warmer so for the earth itself it doesn't really matter if it does warm up again.
      Earth will happily keep on orbiting the sun.

      However, for these little animals which walk on 2 legs and live all over the world in large cities and who drive around and produce things, it matters.

      After all, you don't hear dinosaurs complain that Siberia cooled off in the first place, do you, so it probably didn't matter for them either ?

      (and yes I may be off a few thousands years and siberia may have nothing to do with dinosaurs - I'm just giving a fictional example)

      Earth heats and cools off.. what matters is our lifestyle. If we want to keep up our comfort and the way we live for a long time and the next generations, we will have to reconsider a few things now. If not, we are probably accelerating a process which may make living very difficult for a large part of the world population.

    15. Re:What is Peat? by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The earth has no proper temperature but it has a proper rate of change of temperature

      Bullshit. Dramatic climactic changes have occurred numerous times in the past, and long before humankind was around to do anything about it. Sometimes climactic change is slow, sometimes it's sudden and abrupt. There is no, and has never been, a "proper rate of change".

      thanks to a huge anthropogenic perturbation

      Perhaps. Perhaps not. How much human beings are accelerating global warming is still up for debate - and it's almost certain we aren't the sole cause of it, regardless of what the greenie fanatics say.

      Max

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    16. Re:What is Peat? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I haven't gone looking for the data. But I am still skeptical

      So STFU till you've actually read the science.

  23. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This is GP speaking:
    My previous post was meant to imply that the neo-con http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neoconservatism_in_th e_United_States population of slashdot would immediately deny that this had anything to do with global climate change.
    Also: Fuck yeah on getting the third post!

  24. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Neo-con? Is that the Matrix prequel? Never heard of it. Happy now?

  25. New "Scientist" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    *yawn* Call me when someone other than the New Scientist reports it.

    Geeks: Do yourself a favor and find a more credible source for science news, one less prone to editorializing and baseless speculation. You don't need your science articles to try to do your thinking for you.

    1. Re:New "Scientist" by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Yeah! That's what FOX is for!

  26. Don't panic! by ultraslacker · · Score: 1, Interesting

    I'm sure our esteemed leader will put it in proper perspective just like he did with CO2 levels.

    "We expel methane all the time...well, Laura and I do"

  27. The world actually needs more bogs by ugmoe · · Score: 4, Informative
    http://www.waverley.gov.uk/waste/peat.asp#What%20i s%20Peat?

    David Bellamy said, "We criticise people from the third world countries for not conserving their rainforests, but when it comes to our peat bogs which are actually a rarer habitat than the tropical rainforest, we are doing a much worse job". (The Times, Saturday November 25, 2000).

    Exploitation by afforestation, conversion to agriculture and commercial peat extraction has destroyed much of our peat lands. In the last century we lost 75% of our blanket bogs and 94% of our raised bogs. Gardeners and horticulture used a staggering 2.55 million cubic metres of peat each year. In the UK there is less than 9,500 acres of near natural raised bog left.

    1. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by centipetalforce · · Score: 1

      Rainforests are far more important for world health than peat bogs. We need the forsts to clean the air. We do not need the 70 billion metric tons of methane in the air (the equivelent of 1.4 trillion metric tons of carbon dioxide).
      That page you linked to cites peat as an important growing medium but also gives other substitutes. What substitutes for the majority of the world's species habitat is there? What substitute for the air cleaning trees is there? There is none. Stop convoluting the issue here on partisan grounds.

    2. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by ugmoe · · Score: 1

      If you like rainforests, fine everyone likes rainforests- but why do you feel the need to belittle bogs?

      Are you a bogophobe?

      Bogs are more difficult to transverse than rainforests are, but to those who understand them, they rival the rainforest in beauty and variety of flora and fauna.

      One of my favorite vacation memories was to Estonia - home of the bog Nigula.

      http://www.loodus.ee/nigula/rada/rada_e.html

      It may sound funny, but it is truly beautiful - with a lake, plateau, hollows, islands(SALUPEAKSI), and pools.

      The world has enough problems without nature lovers fighting about what the best terrain is - you are of course welcome to your opinions about bogs, but please don't belittle bogs - environmentalism isn't a sport, but if it was, bogs would be the Yankees and the rain forests would be the Cubs.

    3. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by marvin · · Score: 2, Informative

      Are you sure you know what you are talking about? Bog conserves a lot of carbon in peat. Thus breaking down CO2, a pesky greenhouse gas. Peat is too seen as "fossil fuel". Only the fossils are some thousands of years old at most. But then again, i'm posting to slashdot, what do i expect.

    4. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      He's an anti-bogite!

    5. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by dtfinch · · Score: 1

      Conservationism != Environmentalism

    6. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by fbjon · · Score: 1
      Haha, that's a great name on that page: "Lake Järve".

      'Järve' already means lake :)

      Anyway, no-one should diss bogs: cloudberries thrive in them. Del-licious!

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    7. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by Lars+T. · · Score: 2, Insightful
      What are you, a Whitehouse spokesperson?

      "Gee, even if there were a 'Global Warming', it just means we can go on destroying American peat bogs, because there are new ones thawing off in Siberia."

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    8. Re:The world actually needs more bogs by eheldreth · · Score: 1

      Obviously you have never drank a good single malt scotch, or you would no that the bogs must be preserved at all cost(execpt for use in scotch of course). ;)

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  28. Obligatory... by l33t.g33k · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    In Soviet Russia, frozen peat bog melts you!

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  29. Satellite Imagery? by LotsOLitres · · Score: 1

    Oh, wouldn't it be lovely? Lovely... lovely.

  30. Global warming by M$+Agent+2 · · Score: 1

    Does this mean that the movie "The Day After" is comming true ? I mean its going to have its ups and downs I can imagine the sale of Ski's will skyrocket and the sale of swimming pools will plumet... all jokeing aside this isnt good...

  31. Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by bornbitter · · Score: 2, Interesting
    lol... I know this is going to be modded a troll, but has anyone taken into consideration that the earth has been warming up steadily for the past several thousand years? (give or take a millennia)

    Hello, we are coming out of an ice age! I know I am one of the 'unwashed masses' when it comes to the science of Global Warming, so don't take this as an authority, but last I heard, the Earth fluctuates quite frequently (geologic time) in temperature, and the dinosaurs were enjoying world-wide tropics.

    We very well may be causing this, which would be bad, but what if we are not?

    Before you mod me down, remember, good scientists ask lots of questions, annoying questions.

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    1. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 4, Insightful

      Before you mod me down, remember, good scientists ask lots of questions, annoying questions.

      Good scientists ask a lot of questions, but then they do research to try to find answers. The problem with this topic is that every jackass on both sides thinks he's an environmental scientist because he noticed Earth used to be hot or that it's really big or that we burn a lot of crap. Or, more likely, he heard someone on the radio who heard from "a scientist" that everything is going to either be okay or explode, depending on which station you listen to.

      I wish everyone who didn't at least have a very strong chemistry background would just shut up about it. Which might be quite a few people on Slashdot, but every time my boss mentions it, he deserves to be punched in the mouth.

      I don't know. I'm not one of those chemistry guys. I don't have the kind of equipment you'd need to measure this stuff. My stance on the issue is entirely based on the fact that I don't think it's a good idea to be pumping billions of tons of anything into the atmosphere, and that should get slowed down a little.

    2. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by Coryoth · · Score: 4, Informative

      but has anyone taken into consideration that the earth has been warming up steadily for the past several thousand years?...the Earth fluctuates quite frequently (geologic time) in temperature... We very well may be causing this, which would be bad, but what if we are not?

      Yes, the earth has been warming. The issue that is being raised here, however, is not the general warming trend, but the rate of warming. The claim (and there is an slowly increasing amount of data to back it up) is that the rate of warming has undergone a very dramatic increase in the last 100 years that is unprecendented in recent history (last 1000 years or so). The sudden rise correlates well with dramatic increases in atmospheric CO2 from the industrial revolution onward, and there are studies on the effects of CO2 in the atmosphere that lend creedence to a causal rather than just correlated relationship.

      Yes the planet goes through natural cycles of cooling and warming, and over time it can indeed fluctuate over huge temperatures. The risk is that we are disturbing the natural fluctuation and pushing the system out of its rough equilibrium. Systems often have tipping (bifurcation) points that can radically alter the behaviour of the system. A pendulum naturally swings back and forth steadily, but give it a hard enough push and it just starts spinning round and round. In essence we are giving the pendulum of warming and cooling a very strong push. Whether the pendulum will simply swing a little higher then settle back, or go over the top and start spinning in just one direction is certainly up for debate. Possibilities for feedback systems and induced dampening given the manner of warming are almost innumerable, and we are still working to understand the most obvious candidates well. There isn't reason to panic yet, but there is most certainly reason for concern.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re: Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


      > We very well may be causing this, which would be bad, but what if we are not?

      It would still be bad. We're screwed either way.

      Or more optimistically, we're going to be forced into the terraforming business right here at home, whether we want to or not.

      More realistically, we'll just spend more and more time fighting over the remnants of depleted resources and the juiciest parts of a decaying environment until there's nothing left to fight over.

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    4. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by GospelHead821 · · Score: 1

      I don't have a strong chemistry background, but I did stay in a Holiday Inn Express last night...

      In truth, I'm actually a chemical engineer, but without access to relevant data, I certainly can't draw any meaningful conclusions. Since I'm a fairly inexperienced chemical engineer and those I consider my superiors are reaching conflicting conclusions on these matters, I certainly don't feel qualified to make any statments, even with my strong background in chemistry. But hey, this is the internet. Everybody's opinion is right, except when it disagrees with more than 50% of those present.

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    5. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by arkhan_jg · · Score: 1

      It's a fair question. The vast majority of climate scientists, especially the reputable ones, think the evidence is strong that human action is largely responsible for the current climate change. I'm prepared to accept their judgement on that.

      Yes, the earth has gone through some pretty extreme climate changes in the past few million years. Hell, it's beeen through a few in the last 100,000.

      Life will survive. The question is whether us, and especially our lifestyles will. Living in the UK, my children and my grandchildren (if I ever have any) could have things much tougher than me.

      With the rise in temperature, a lot of freshwater from the icecaps and russian rivers is diluting the north end of the gulf stream. The gulf stream relies on a return trip of cold, dense salty water back to the tropics. If that's reduced or stopped because of too much lo
      With the rise in temperature, a lot of freshwater from the icecaps and russian rivers is diluting the north end of the gulf stream. The gulf stream relies on a return trip of cold, dense salty water back to the tropics. If that's reduced or stopped because of too much low density fresh water, then that also stops the flow of warm water up from the tropics. With the gulf stream shut down or severely reduced, the climate in the UK would be more like alaska or scandinavia.w density fresh water, then that also stops the flow of warm water up from the tropics. With the gulf stream shut down or severely reduced, the climate in the UK would be more like alaska or scandinavia. That would have massive impacts on transport, agriculture, housing and many other things. Survivable? Of course. Devastating to the economy? Quite likely. And it's happened in the past.

      That's one possible outcome. There are others. WE don't know exactly what the results of climate change, all we know is that they would be significant. And we're causing it.

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    6. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      TROLL, with that delt with

      we aren't coming out, we allready came out of the last iceage at least 3000 years ago, sudden global temperature changes after thousands of years of being on an allready regular process is not good.

    7. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by maxpublic · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Since I'm a fairly inexperienced chemical engineer and those I consider my superiors are reaching conflicting conclusions on these matters, I certainly don't feel qualified to make any statments, even with my strong background in chemistry.

      This is precisely the point I try to drive home. Even the experts don't really know what the hell is going on, and why should we expect them to? It's not as if we spend an enormous amount of money researching either the direct question or the indirect factors involved (such as peat bogs, the supposed topic of this discussion).

      I have no problem with the government directing a good chunk of change in trying to figure out what's going on, what part is due to our activities, and what - if anything - can be done to slow down the change. Assuming that's what we want to do. Which it might not be, if it turns out that it's human activity which is preventing our break between ice ages from ending.

      I have a huge problem with passing seat-of-the-pants legislation which will have real, measurable, enormous effects on our standard of living, but which lacks a single iota of proof that it will have any effect (or the desired effect) just because some folks are convinced they have all the answers, and want to force their world-view on everything else.

      The science here is primitive. Better science I'll vote for, and put my tax dollars behind. Bullshit legislation based on wishful thinking I won't.

      Max

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    8. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by HerrGoober · · Score: 2, Interesting

      "has anyone taken into consideration that the earth has been warming up steadily for the past several thousand years?"

      From how I understand it, the earth is at a point in one of its longer cycles which brings it unusually close to the sun. At the same time mankind is dumping millions of tons of greenhouse gases into the atmosphere. At the same time mankind is destroying a significant proportion of the natural means to deal with said gases.

      Add all this up and you have a reasonable explanation for the heating.

      The biggest worry at the moment is whether we are adding enough into the mix to initiate a runaway greenhouse effect. If this is the case we've left a pretty fucked up planet for our kids to inherit...

    9. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

      "but has anyone taken into consideration that the earth has been warming up steadily for the past several thousand years? (give or take a millennia)"

      Of course they have you dickhead! That's what fucking scientists do. Or do you think they'll be hitting their foreheads in labs all over the world saying "Doh! Bornbitter (813458) on Slashdot mentioned that we should consider that the Earth has been warming up for several thouasnd years. Such insight! Why didn't we think of that and build it into our climactic models"

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    10. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by Thaelon · · Score: 1
      I don't think it's a good idea to be pumping billions of tons of anything into the atmosphere, and that should get slowed down a little.
      Forgive me for playing the devil's advocate, but maybe we should all stop breathing then.

      You make a good point though. For all I know CO2 is good for global cooling. Therefore I don't run my mouth about what we should or shouldn't be doing. We used to think all forest fires were bad. Now we know that they're a normal (if infrequent) part of the life of the forest.
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    11. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      I wish everyone who didn't at least have a very strong chemistry background would just shut up about it.
      [...]
      I don't know. I'm not one of those chemistry guys.

      Mr. Pot, meet Mrs. Kettle.

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    12. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by RayBender · · Score: 3, Informative
      Even the experts don't really know what the hell is going on, and why should we expect them to? [...] I have a huge problem with passing seat-of-the-pants legislation which will have real, measurable, enormous effects on our standard of living.

      You overestimate the uncertainties. If you read things like the IPCC report you will see that there is actually a fairly strong consensus on the amount of warming (they give confidence limits); and fairly good models for the impact. Scientists always admit uncertainty - but uncertainty isn't synonymous with having no clue...

      You then state that the economic impact will be devastating. That statment is probably fraught with more uncertainty than any of the climate change predictions. How do you know that the effect of limit greenhouse emissions won't actually improve our economy by stimulating greater efficiency and innovation?

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    13. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      Forgive me for playing the devil's advocate, but maybe we should all stop breathing then.

      I've fallen for that one before, so you first this time.

    14. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by CosmeticLobotamy · · Score: 1

      And Mrs. Kettle, have you met Dr. Can't-Tell-The-Difference-Between-Topics-That-Requ ire-Sceintific-Backing-And-Ones-That-Don't?

    15. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by khallow · · Score: 1
      You then state that the economic impact will be devastating. That statment is probably fraught with more uncertainty than any of the climate change predictions. How do you know that the effect of limit greenhouse emissions won't actually improve our economy by stimulating greater efficiency and innovation?

      It's nevered happened like that in the past. Short-sighted legislation leads to unintended negative consequences. The reason is because you are imposing inefficiencies on the economic system.

      Instead, if we had a good idea of the external cost (ie, the cost imposed on everyone else) of producing one extra ton of CO2, then we could impose that cost (as a tax) on the producer. And distribute the payment appropriately to those effected by global warming. But the science isn't to that point.

    16. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by RayBender · · Score: 2, Insightful
      It's nevered happened like that in the past. Short-sighted legislation leads to unintended negative consequences.

      And short-sighted profit motive has never led to negative consequences?

      Instead, if we had a good idea of the external cost (ie, the cost imposed on everyone else) of producing one extra ton of CO2, then we could impose that cost (as a tax) on the producer. And distribute the payment appropriately to those effected by global warming. But the science isn't to that point.

      So you acknowledge that there is a cost associated with GW? But then you say we don't know enough to try and correct for the "inefficiency" that comes from not accounting for the cost properly... But isn't it worse to do nothing instead of trying to maximize efficiency based on the best available knowledge? "Perfect" is the enemy of better, after all.

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    17. Re:Air is getting warmer inside heads too... by khallow · · Score: 1
      But isn't it worse to do nothing instead of trying to maximize efficiency based on the best available knowledge?

      Why use the "best available" knowledge, when you can get much better information for little cost?

      But isn't it worse to do nothing instead of trying to maximize efficiency based on the best available knowledge? "Perfect" is the enemy of better, after all.

      We're are doing something. There is extensive research on global warming including the new disturbing evidence mentioned in this story. The thing here is that this isn't an emergency even with this new evidence. We still have time to put together a reasonable plan rather than panicking. I'm not aiming for "perfect", but rather "rational".

  32. Word from Chicken Little by lheal · · Score: 0, Troll

    "The sky is falling! It's all our fault!"

    The climate on planet Earth has gotten less than a degree warmer in the last 150 years.

    http://www.ecobridge.org/content/g_evd.htm#graph

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    1. Re:Word from Chicken Little by haydon4 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The climate on planet Earth has gotten less than a degree warmer in the last 150 years.

      I'd contribute it to the global cycle of change just like spring, summer, fall, and winter,
      day and night, axial tilt, the tides, the ice age,
      and the inevitability of mid-season on FOX.

      But let's not jump to any conclusions.

    2. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Did you even read that link you're posting?

      The bottom half of it is filled with fucking horrible things that the report states are a result of global warming.

      If less than a degree is all it takes to screw us all over, then I say its way more than enough cause for concern.

    3. Re:Word from Chicken Little by RedWizzard · · Score: 1

      That graph can also be interpreted as showing a 0.4 degree rise in the last 20 years.

    4. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 5, Insightful
      The climate on the planet earth is about five degrees warmer than it was at the peak of the last glaciation twenty thousand years ago. Local temperatures vary much more than the gloabl mean, because the global mean is constrained by an energy balance with incoming solar radiation. That is why a degree in a century is a big deal in itself.

      It's a mistake to think of this as a linear trend. It is accelerating; also it takes some decades to warm up to a given forcing. What we see now is the warming we already committed to in 1980. What's more, policies themselves take time to develop and implement, so really what we see now was pretty much the inevitable warming that we had in place by 1960 or so.

      In effect, we are already committed to fifty years of more warming. If we don't get a grip on it, there is no reason to expect it won't accelerate, and go on for a very long time. If we do nothing as far as policy is concerned, the science tells us pretty clearly that things will keep getting more out of whack and faster.

      The question is, when do we decide to do something about it? Until the coal runs out or we get it into our heads that it is time to act, whatever we see at any given moment will be a small fraction of what we are already committed to.

      When I first started studying this matter in 1991, I believed that the world would start taking action by about now, so I did not believe people who saw this as the biggest problem around.

      I was wrong.

      At this point we are in big trouble and still lots of folks are coming up with irrational arguments for ignoring it.

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    5. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I only read climate data from peer-reviewed journals. Scientists taking their 'results' to the 'new scientist' are just trying to scare up grant money.

    6. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You seem to be assuming that mankind is the cause of global warming. History shows that the climate warms then cools then warms then cools. All without mankind's assistance.

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    7. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 0, Troll
      You seem to be assuming that mankind is the cause of global warming.

      I am not assuming anything. Try to understand what the word "science" means.

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    8. Re:Word from Chicken Little by HeroreV · · Score: 1

      Just how much greenhouse gass like methane is being released from the earth? If it gets to be too much, we won't be able to do anything at all to counterbalance it. It'll be out of our hands.

    9. Re:Word from Chicken Little by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 1

      sure, the temperature has changed in that past. but it has never changed as fast as it is changing now

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    10. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the world has been around for billions of years. its been fine, it is fine, it will remain to be fine forever. we, on the other hand, are FUCKED. i mean like beyond hope of a successful fsck.

    11. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Not true. You need to put a time limit on statements like that, because a billion years or so ago the Earth apparently went through some truly wild climate changes as oxygen began to build up in the atmosphere.

    12. Re:Word from Chicken Little by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      The question is, when do we decide to do something about it? Until the coal runs out or we get it into our heads that it is time to act, whatever we see at any given moment will be a small fraction of what we are already committed to.

      Depends on what you mean by "we". If you mean intelligent, thinking people, the question is rhetorical. If you mean governments, which at least in the Anglo-American sphere seem to have none of the former class of people, then the answer is "when coal, oil and natural gas run out", since they really don't give a toss about anything that doesn't help them get re-elected in four years time.

      While I agree that we have a real big problem, I no longer labour under the delusion that we can actually get our moron leaders to do something useful to fix it.

    13. Re:Word from Chicken Little by modecx · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Well, let's see... The amount of energy coming from the sun and from the radioactive decay in the earth is pretty much the same as it is today, for say 100 Million years. All during that time quite a bit of that energy has been stored by plants and microscopic critters and was deposited in the ocean floor..

      We've been using that stored energy, releasing all of that carbon which is superbly good at reflecting infrared energy--which impacts the primary means for the cooling of the planet--radiation. It's proven by ice core samples that CO2 levels were fairly level for a long long time up until the 1800's, where concentration has grown almost exponentially. Even the oil giants will admit it in their studies!

      We're using up gobs of energy that was stored up a long long time ago, which necessarily produces heat (except for energy derived from natural events which we have no control over, such as hydro, wind, geothermal, etc.--but most of our power comes from coal, oil and gas). Yearly consumption, by the way, is on the order of ~500 exajoules today. That's a buttload of energy, and if the earth can't get rid of it by radiating, it's just not gonna happen. If radiating ability is significantly impaired, we lose. Once it gets hot enough, water vapor will start to have much the same impact as the CO2. The cycle could literally run away and blow up in our faces, for all we know. Maybe it will, maybe it won't. I can't say, but many scientists have a pretty good idea of what will happen, but it's possible that they know what will happen about as well as anyone else... So, why stack all your chips and throw the ball into the roulette wheel without giving it a real good thought?

      So, it's a two forked problem, we're pumping out tons of energy such that the planet has never experienced before, and we ARE impairing it's ability to radiate, as far as we can tell. History can't account for today, and for mankind--and we must tread cautiously because of that. It's true that there are climatic changes over the course of thousands of years, no argument there. But there were no humans driving their H2's around back then. A few degrees over the course of a couple hundred years are particularly worrying in the grand scheme of things, and sticking your head in the ground is the worst kind of solution!

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    14. Re:Word from Chicken Little by maxpublic · · Score: 3, Insightful

      If we do nothing as far as policy is concerned, the science tells us pretty clearly that things will keep getting more out of whack and faster.

      The science says NOTHING conclusive concerning what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity. Jury's still out on this one, at least to people who care about empiricism.

      Without an answer to that question (and even with one) we really have no idea what, if anything, can be done to slow down warming. Everything in that area is pure guesswork and nobody knows if doing things like drastically reducing emissions will have any effect. We only have a single sample to work with, and a wrong guess won't become apparent for at least fifty years.

      The question is, when do we decide to do something about it?

      Perhaps when we know what part of climate change is natural and what part is artificial? And after we determine with some reasonable degree of certainty what methods can be used to slow it down - assuming that's the desirable outcome?

      whatever we see at any given moment will be a small fraction of what we are already committed to.

      That's true no matter what happens and what process is to blame. We've only got the one planet, which means we're "committed to" whatever the hell happens to it regardless.

      At this point we are in big trouble

      No, we aren't. The doomsayers cry out that the end is nigh, but so far humans have adapted remarkably well to changing climactic conditions. In fact, humans sans any real technology have managed to survive several much more radical climate changes - and without their numbers being endangered in any real way.

      still lots of folks are coming up with irrational arguments for ignoring it.

      Some folks ignore it, but a good many would like some more science along with an empirically sound approach, rather than frenzied hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing, and I-just-pulled-this-out-of-my-ass guesswork.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    15. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I think there is a real question to what is causing the problem. Is it man or mother nature? The earth has had lots of major temperature changes before modern man. Perhaps, people are coming up with irrational arguments for ignoring it, or scientist are making huge amounts of grant money (and personal wealth) "studying" global warming. After working in research for almost 10 years, it is more about grant proposals and sensational conclusions then hard science. I am sure someone like yourself who makes a living off of "climate science" would have an neutral opinion.

    16. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      If it's not mankind, then upon whom will your policies be imposed? If mankind's behavior is not causing the global warming, then how will policies intended to alter mankind's behavior do any good? The mere fact that you mentioned policies the way you did implies that you assumed mankind was at fault.

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      Don't blame me, I didn't vote for either of them!
    17. Re:Word from Chicken Little by l0b0 · · Score: 1
      At this point we are in big trouble and still lots of folks are coming up with irrational arguments for ignoring it.

      Very first argument which comes to mind: There is no political gain in being proactive - "X is more important right now!" before the problem gets huge / "We could have used all that money for something useful" after the problem has been avoided, vs "This guy is really doing something" when the problem affects everyone, and panic actions are taken.

    18. Re:Word from Chicken Little by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Insightful
      While I agree that we have a real big problem, I no longer labour under the delusion that we can actually get our moron leaders to do something useful to fix it.

      There are leaders who could do something about it (or at least said they would), like Al Gore; blame the voters for sneering at his nerdiness and voting for people who tell them they can have it all and not pay for it. Don't give up on the system, participate and make it work, it's the only hope we have.

    19. Re:Word from Chicken Little by 1u3hr · · Score: 3, Informative
      humans sans any real technology have managed to survive several much more radical climate changes - and without their numbers being endangered in any real way.

      Hunters and gatherers move on to more fertile land, and kill or are killed by those who already lived there. Unfortunately, when the killing uses modern weapons, it actually could be threatening the race and not just unlucky tribes this time.

      Many civilisations were wiped out by climate shifts; history is written by the victors, and not just in war. For instance, several years of drought is thought to have put paid to the Mayans, a cold change wiped out the Vikings in Greenland.

      But yes, humans and civilisation will survive, but many individuals may not; and the cost to non-human life will be much more severe.

    20. Re:Word from Chicken Little by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1
      so far humans have adapted remarkably well to changing climactic conditions. In fact, humans sans any real technology have managed to survive several much more radical climate changes - and without their numbers being endangered in any real way.

      Except of course, when they didn't.


      The Easter Islanders, whose competing clan leaders built giant stone statues in order to display their prestige and to symbolize their connection with the gods, cut every last tree in their delicate environment to use in erecting these eerie monuments. Hence the people lost their source of raw materials for building canoes, which were essential for fishing. Meanwhile bird species were driven into extinction, crop yields fell, and the human population declined, so that by the time Captain Cook arrived in 1774 the remaining Easter Islanders, who had long since resorted to cannibalism, were, in Cook's words, "small, lean, timid, and miserable."


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    21. Re:Word from Chicken Little by FrostedChaos · · Score: 1

      The science says NOTHING conclusive concerning what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity. Jury's still out on this one, at least to people who care about empiricism.

      The only way to empirically find out "what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity" is to keep pumping out CO2 and see what happens. That's what empiricism means.

      We've only got the one planet, which means we're "committed to" whatever the hell happens to it regardless.

      It makes a great test tube for your experiment, though, right? Jackass.

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      "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." -Slashdot
    22. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Wizord · · Score: 1

      > At this point we are in big trouble

      No, we aren't. The doomsayers cry out that the end is nigh, but so far humans have adapted remarkably well to changing climactic conditions. In fact, humans sans any real technology have managed to survive several much more radical climate changes - and without their numbers being endangered in any real way.

      Those humans sans technology managed to survive being only about 1/1000th of the current population. Maybe only 0.1% of the population would survive under such conditions. Could you please die now and give some more room for the rest of us?

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    23. Re:Word from Chicken Little by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      The only way to empirically find out "what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity" is to keep pumping out CO2 and see what happens. That's what empiricism means.

      No, you can also use empiricism in the form of data gathered from past climactic events to model changes (and hopefully causes) in future ones. This same sort of methodology is used to test darwinian evolution without the need for several million years of direct observation.

      Max

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    24. Re:Word from Chicken Little by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      Those humans sans technology managed to survive being only about 1/1000th of the current population.

      I see you conveniently ignored the fact that it's *the very fact that we are technologically proficient* which gives us an enormous adaptive edge over our ancestors, regardless of what changes come our way.

      Max

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    25. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You misread the GP. Read it again:

      "I am not assuming anything. Try to understand what the word "science" means."

      He's not assuming, he feels he's proved it beyond a reasonable doubt.

    26. Re:Word from Chicken Little by qval · · Score: 1

      Um, I just ran a tiny bit of calculation with info from the top of my head, which indicates that your 500 exaJoules/year is a 0.1% effect compared to solar irradiation. the diameter of the earth is like 12,750 km; that squared times pi/4 (area of a circle) is like 1E14 m^2 (working in orders of magnitude here). lets guess that of the 1300 W/m^2 that hit the earth, all but 100 W/m^2 is reflected, the rest absorbed.

      Our calculation now is 100 W/m^2 * 1E14 m^2 = 1E16 J/s. 1E16 J/s * 3600s/hr * 24hr/day * 365days/year = 4E23 Joules/year = 400 zettajoules/year. this makes the the 500 exajoules/year a little more than a 0.1% effect. Humanity's effects are doubtless huge in an absolute sense, but compared to our favorite nuclear furnace, we aren't heating the atmosphere. What we are doing, is adding to the greenhouse effect, which means the energy that the sun irradiates us with, gets lost to space at a slower rate than it did 200 years ago.

      Admittedly, I could be off by an order of magnitude in either direction, but my guess is that the Earth's atmosphere is less than 90% reflective of infrared light. Also, I might've done the real calculation of blackbodies exchanging heat across space, but this is meant more as a sanity check than rigourous math. Please tear my thinking apart; I'll think better for it.

      diameter of earth: http://www.pubquizhelp.34sp.com/sci/planets.html
      solar irradiation intensity: http://www.tfp.ethz.ch/Lectures/pv/irradiation.htm l

    27. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one seriously doubts the planet is warming up. The loony brigade on Slashdot (in association with the anti-industrial luddites on the left) however spins it so "it's all man's fault" and the only way out is by creating creating a contrived energy market that reduces carbon emissions. The implicit assumption is that we have a right to live in a static environment. Thankfully, these people are on the wrong side of science, history and economics: countries like China and India see how industrialization gives them a chance to improve their standards of living and they'll see the green brigade for what it really is: a bunch of stasist fear-mongerers.

      Good luck with your mods today -- I have written about this before and been burnt. Hope it goes more reasonably for you.

    28. Re:Word from Chicken Little by gowen · · Score: 1
      If you mean governments, which at least in the Anglo-American
      Blair may have been a snivelling wretch over Iraq, but he has been one of the most vociferous campaigners on climate change. It's not his fault that Bush is more loyal to his financiers than his friends (or though that does bring TB's judgement about his into even more serious questions).
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    29. Re:Word from Chicken Little by tsa · · Score: 1

      If you mean intelligent, thinking people, the question is rhetorical. If you mean governments, which at least in the Anglo-American sphere seem to have none of the former class of people, then the answer is "when coal, oil and natural gas run out", since they really don't give a toss about anything that doesn't help them get re-elected in four years time.

      I think it's when they realize it's cheaper to develop alternative sources of energy than to start yet another oil war.

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      -- Cheers!

    30. Re:Word from Chicken Little by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Heat output from human activity is not really a factor. The thing that matters is the change in the transparency of the atmosphere to thermal IR caused by the extra CO2. This changes the balance between incoming solar light and outgoing thermal IR.

    31. Re:Word from Chicken Little by stridebird · · Score: 1
      Yeah, thanks for your notepad calculations. The grand parent is way off route with his initial assumptions. It isn't the release of energy from burning carbon fuels that causes the planet to warm. It's the release of carbon gases to the atmosphere from combustion that cause the heating effect. As you point out, the change in atmospheric composition then affects the total energy balance of the planet, storing more energy in the atmosphere and hence warming the surface.

      Incidentally, I'd imagine your figures of energy input to the earth by the sun to be on the low side...what comes after zetta?

    32. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Jane_Dozey · · Score: 1

      Unfortunatly many of us are also fairly well adapted to a cushier lifestyle. Survival skills are something that we haven't practiced for a good long time. I just hope that if the worst happens our technology is enough.

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    33. Re:Word from Chicken Little by varjag · · Score: 1

      The climate on planet Earth has gotten less than a degree warmer in the last 150 years.

      And the average body temperature of the patients in a hospital is pretty stable, too.

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    34. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Ironsides · · Score: 3, Informative

      one additional point of note. The sun's output has been increasing. So our "constant out from the sun" has been increasing, helping to contribute.

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    35. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Refreshing to see someone that is discussing this sensibly. The E-culture of this planet runs around screaming about how we are causing global warming! OMG OMG OMG! The Conservatives who just happen to own all the huge megacorps deny it's existance/ and there in the middle are those that actually have 1/2 a brain and say.. "yea, it is getting warmer but we also were just in a fricking ICE AGE, Maybe that has a part in it." I personally see this whole thing as simply lip service by a bunch of people that are making wild ass guesses. we certianly do not have anough data to make a read decision as to "yes cow farts are causing greenhouse gases and going to kill us all by adding to global warming" or "there is no global warming." The amount of screaming and crap made up about it seems to follow the temperature that day near the house of that mouthpiece spewing forth the worthless drivel.

      Guess what, as humans we ARE pumping crap into the air that we have no idea what it will do globally. ON the same note 1 large volcano eruption/explosion does more to damage the air than 20 years of US pollution. On the other hand, we spew different types of pollution and we are coming out of an ice age, have no idea really how oceanic temperatures and currents affect global climate let alone do we even have a fricking clue as to how the weather systems really work. As a species that is supposedly scientific we know absolutely nothing about our planet, climates, oceans, etc... we can not say "Yes I know EXACTLY how a thunderstorm is created and from this data one will happen over this set of GPS coordinates and will follow this cone of expected travel during this narrow window of time.

      There are WAY too many variables and way too many unknowns.

      Until the E-freaks shut up (the morons will gladly sign a petition to ban di hydrogen monoxide a major component of industrial waste, pesticides and is in our foods and everything else.... hmmm that water is evil stuff) and the rich assholes stop hiding their heads in the sand so they can afford their 9th home in the country on that pristene lake nothing will get done.

      Ecologists are all full of shit, scientists making claims without definitive proof and not making assumptions are als ofull fo shit and every republican and democrat official is without doubt full of shit.

      Until then, we are from all real observations are coming out of a global ice age, are probably accelerating that transition to the warm age and in 6000 years not give a crap anymore.

    36. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Morrigu · · Score: 1

      Complex civilizations often have too much invested in ongoing expenses (administration, bureaucracy, justice, environmental protection, etc) to react quickly to sudden changes that affect them. Looking back through history, it's often the smaller, more warlike societies that triumph over the larger, most sophisticated and complex ones in times of crisis. Around 1200AD, the average coastal Chinese citizen had a much higher quality of life, a more advanced society and a greater variety of food to eat than the average Mongol tribesman. That didn't stop the Mongols from rolling over northern China. The Western Roman Empire succumbed to barbarians, despite all the efforts of the centuries-old Imperial State to preserve itself against invasion through proscription of labor, its legions and roads and military technology.

      Technology is a double-edged sword, merely having it guarantees nothing and the complexity it generates in a society creates unexpected costs and can limit the flexibility of a society to respond to changes. It takes careful use of technology and sane, rational responses to crisis to preserve a civilization, lest ye end up declaring "Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair!" to an empty desert.

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    37. Re:Word from Chicken Little by henrygb · · Score: 1

      It changed that fast 9-10,000 years ago at the end of the last ice age.

    38. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Snaller · · Score: 1

      When I first started studying this matter in 1991, I believed that the world would start taking action by about now, so I did not believe people who saw this as the biggest problem around.

      I was wrong.

      At this point we are in big trouble and still lots of folks are coming up with irrational arguments for ignoring it.


      Money and greed. Its cheaper to ignore it right now (of course tomorrow people start getting toasted, but hey who cares - most voters are stupid anyway)

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    39. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Well, at least you'll be able to use your last, gasping, burning breath to croak out "I *told* you motherfuckers so!"

      Oh, yeah, and you get to watch all these idiot shaven monkeys die.

      Personally, I can't wait.

    40. Re:Word from Chicken Little by magi · · Score: 3, Interesting

      We're using up gobs of energy that was stored up a long long time ago, which necessarily produces heat [...]. Yearly consumption, by the way, is on the order of ~500 exajoules today. That's a buttload of energy, and if the earth can't get rid of it by radiating, it's just not gonna happen.

      Our energy production is in no way relevant, as the Earth's energy input from the Sun is still thousands of times more than that. Let's make a rough calculation... One kW per square meter makes 60*60*24*365*1000*pi*6300000^2=3.9322e+24 J per year. Divide that by your 500 exaJ, and you get about 8000. Ok, some is reflected (earth's albedo is .367), so we get something like 5000 times the 500 exajoules.

      All heat on surface of earth is radiated to space, all the time, no matter how it is generated, so Earth's energy input and output are about exactly the same. It's the buffer effect of the atmosphere that matters.

      So the only thing that is relevant, is CO2 and other greenhouse gasses, which keep the Sun's energy trapped. Please keep to the facts.

    41. Re:Word from Chicken Little by CausticPuppy · · Score: 1

      The amount of energy coming from the sun and from the radioactive decay in the earth is pretty much the same as it is today, for say 100 Million years.

      The sun's output is far from constant.

      Either that, or global warming has gotten so bad on earth that is is actually causing the sun to be more active now than it has been in the past 1000 years!

      Or perhaps it's the other way around... at any rate, it's just one more major variable to throw into the mix.

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    42. Re:Word from Chicken Little by SComps · · Score: 1

      Try to understand what the word "science" means

      Like.. erm.. forming an opinion based on personal morals or political beliefs and then applying for grants to pay for the search to find abberations in nature that support your opinion, while ignoring anything that may or may not be contrary to it?

      Yes, I'm cynical. I don't believe research papers anymore.

    43. Re:Word from Chicken Little by AgentSmith · · Score: 1

      Anon Coward says-

      Oh, yeah, and you get to watch all these idiot shaven monkeys die.

      Kodos is that you?

    44. Re:Word from Chicken Little by igny · · Score: 1

      All without mankind's assistance.

      That is one of those irrational arguments. You can't be rational without mankind's assistance.

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    45. Re:Word from Chicken Little by fusionsquared · · Score: 0
      There are leaders who could do something about it (or at least said they would), like Al Gore; blame the voters for sneering at his nerdiness and voting for people who tell them they can have it all and not pay for it. Don't give up on the system, participate and make it work, it's the only hope we have.
      So if organized nation-state leadership is a big dud, how is making bigger and more leadership a solution to the problem?
    46. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      Like.. erm.. forming an opinion based on personal morals or political beliefs and then applying for grants to pay for the search to find abberations in nature that support your opinion, while ignoring anything that may or may not be contrary to it?

      nope.

      What makes you think that would be a good way to get grants, anyway? Seriously dishonest people can make a quick buck more easily than by getting doctorates in geophysics and geochemistry and gaming the grants process. Why would someone smart enough and dishonest enough to lie in this way even bother? I'm not saying it never happens, but you are saying it inevitably happens.

      You also obvously don't understand how the grants process works, but that's a long story,

      I'm not claiming the granting process doesn't distort science; that is an inevitable cost of doing things outside the private sector, and like anything public it requires eternal vigilance. Still, outright fraud of the sort you would like to believe in is rare because it just isn't worth the trouble.

      To make matters worse for your point of view, you have to accuse the entire scientific community of complicity for your belief to make sense. The National Academy of Sciences, the American Association for the Advancement of Science, the American Geophysical Union and the American Meteorological Society are not unanimously corrupt on behalf of a small segment of their membership. They wouldn't put the whole scientific enterprise at risk for some superstitious hippie idea.

      You need to reconsider who has the preconceived ideas here.

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      mt
    47. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The science says NOTHING conclusive concerning what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity. Jury's still out on this one, at least to people who care about empiricism.

      This is polemical nonsense. If science says nothing colclusive about this matter it says nothing conclusive about anything.

      This is the only planet in the known universe that supports advanced life, not a court of law. Even if the "beyond a reasonable doubt" criterion were not satisfied (a threshhold which was passed some time ago) the criterion is wrong; greenhouse gases are not innocent until proven guilty.

      If you must use legalistic arguments, surely the presumption of innocence goes to the undisturbed atmosphere, not to the pollutant.

      The best available evidence is overwhelming that most or even all of the observed warming is caused by humans, that most of past warming and cooling episodes were related to natural variation in greenhouse gases, and that the warming will continue to accelerate. The predictions based on this understanding that were made around 1990 are on track.

      If you want to call this frenzied hair-pulling, teeth-gnashing, and I-just-pulled-this-out-of-my-ass guesswork I guess you can do that, but I think it's an empirically sound approach to call you uninformed on this matter, to say the least.

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    48. Re:Word from Chicken Little by SComps · · Score: 1, Insightful

      I'm by no means claiming that it inevitably happens. I'm sure there are very honest scientists out there (the vast majority) who honestly believe in the work their doing and are trying to do it in the very best way possible.

      This is strictly conjecture on my part, so take it for what it's worth. Scientists are human (or so I'm lead to believe) and as such are lead to try to prove or disprove something they believe in. That's a good part of science to begin with. I've always understood that it starts with a hypothesis and you work from there. Nobody likes to be wrong and will work vehemently to prove themselves right.

      Much like the person that spends a lot of time browsing the medical symptoms websites, eventually they'll find a symptom of some largely fatal and rare disease and panic themselves into a fit over it. If you look long enough you'll find some sort of evidence to prove or disprove what you believe in.

      It's very easy to hit the web and find information that proves the global warming theory. That's an accepted theory. So is the ability to search the web and find information that discredits that theory http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&q=global+warmin g+discredited. I'm not trying to start a flamefest here because it's obvious there are people in both camps who feel extremely strong about the subject. I'm just saying that if you look hard enough you'll find something to both prove and disprove a theory. Human nature is going to cause us to apply less credence to something that goes against our beliefs than one that supports it.

      Personally I'm up in the air about the whole thing. I don't know enough about the situation to make an informed decision so I try to look at all sides of it. On the other hand, being a cynical human myself I'm certainly not going to take somebody's word for it just because they're a learned professional--especially when other people/groups are offering contradictory information as well.

    49. Re:Word from Chicken Little by modecx · · Score: 1

      Yeah, there's no doubt that you're going in the right direction, especially considering the nuclear furnace that's under our feet. It was a good drunken rant anyhow, though of course I realize that the greenhouse gasses are more of a problem. I really thought that we would be contributing more to the energy input. Thanks for the sanity check.

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    50. Re:Word from Chicken Little by centauri · · Score: 1

      Once it gets hot enough, water vapor will start to have much the same impact as the CO2.

      Water vapor in the form of cloud cover will also increase the earth's albedo and decrease the amount of solar radiation that can contribute to our heating. I'm sorry I don't have any hard numbers for this effect.

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    51. Re:Word from Chicken Little by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      So if organized nation-state leadership is a big dud,

      I didn't say that. National leaders are in fact the only ones who can make a difference. Just so far few if any have done more than voice platitudes.

    52. Re:Word from Chicken Little by qeveren · · Score: 1

      'yotta' (10^21), I think...

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    53. Re:Word from Chicken Little by JumperCable · · Score: 1

      "The question is, when do we decide to do something about it? Until the coal runs out or we get it into our heads that it is time to act -Parent"

      Hey, I happen to know were vast fields of energy packed very burnable peat moss has been uncovered.

    54. Re:Word from Chicken Little by jc42 · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The science says NOTHING conclusive concerning what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity. Jury's still out on this one, at least to people who care about empiricism.

      Almost but not quite correct. The general consensus among the scientific crowd is that roughly 50% of the increase so far is due to human activity. The other 50% would have happened anyway.

      Now, this is admittedly only accurate to about 2 or 3 bits, depending on the model, and this isn't what you'd call engineering accuracy. When they say 50%, it could be 40% or 60% and still be within the error bars. They're hard at work adding another bit or two, but it's slow going.

      Two bits is slightly different from nothing.

      Hell, I have lots of fields in my data structures that are only one bit. Very few programmers would consider that "nothing". Sometimes one bit is all you need to get the job done right.

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    55. Re:Word from Chicken Little by 2marcus · · Score: 1

      The magnitude and even sign of the water vapor feedback is one of the biggest uncertainties in determining the climate sensitivity.

      Water vapor is a greenhouse gas, which makes a positive feedback. But as you state, cloud cover also has a role. Clouds (whose formation is hard to predict in global models with resolution > 100 km^2) serve to increase albedo during the day but also serve as additional insulation during the night. It is hard to know exactly how the interaction of increased water vapor and increased temperature will interact to change cloud altitude, type, duration, etc. (and that's before you throw in changes in lofted particulates - BC, OC, SOx, etc. - which serve to change cloud attributes as well)

      In any case, many groups estimate that the change in temperature due to a doubling of CO2 ranges from 1 degree to 5 degrees, mainly due to this confusion about the role of water vapor.

    56. Re:Word from Chicken Little by NoData · · Score: 1

      I'm glad that you're admitting your position is conjecture, because then it will easier to admit that it's wrong.

      The "if you look hard enough" argument doesn't hold water here simply because you don't have to look very hard to find that the overwhelming evidence supports the reality of human-mediated global warming. Just because there happens to be extreme, obstinate polarization on an issue (and lots of google hits on each side), doesn't mean both sides deserve equal consideration. Unfortunately this is exactly what happens in the press in a misguided to effort to give "equal time"-- see this great piece on this topic at the Columbia Journalism Review.

      There certainly is a sociology to science, and some truth to what you suggest--that scientists are biased toward proving themselves right. But, in fact, Kevin Dunbar has done a lot research looking at how scientists reason, and found that the more senior the scientist, the more skeptical and pessimistic they are about the import or validity of new results from their lab. With increased experience comes some jading from having seen enough studies not work out. Plus, with increased stature comes a higher perceived standard that one's work must meet, more attention and scrutiny from fellow luminaries, and just a lack of need to "prove oneself" to the field. So when the heavy-hitters in the National Academy of Sciences band together to say something, it pays to take them very seriously.

      Anyway, when scientists compete theoretically, it tends to be over pedantic aspects that may be essential to the field, but have little bearing on the "big message." And as your parent poster notes, in the case of global warming, you're talking about the unanimous consesus of whole bodies of scientists--thousands of scientists in dozens of subfields. That's not the kind of position that can be dismissed with "oh, they just want to make themselves look good."

    57. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 1
      Even this balanced-seeming 50/50 position is a victory for the propagandists.

      In fact, leaving aside the anthropogenic parts of the forcing and just running the models with natural forcing usually shows a slight cooling recently. You could say that the best estimate is that about 110% of the warming is anthropogenic, and negative 10% is natural.

      see http://www.grida.no/climate/ipcc_tar/wg1/467.htm

      The observed warming in the latter half of the 20th century appears to be inconsistent with natural external (solar and volcanic) forcing of the climate system. Although there are measurements of these forcings over the last two decades, estimates prior to that are uncertain, as the volcanic forcing is based on limited measurements, and the solar forcing is based entirely on proxy data. However, the overall trend in natural forcing over the last two, and perhaps four, decades of the 20th century is likely to have been small or negative (Chapter 6, Table 6.13) and so is unlikely to explain the increased rate of global warming since the middle of the 20th century.

      The fraction of the observed warmng that is caused by humans is almost certainly well over 50 % and may well be over 100%.

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    58. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      While H2O can be a greenhouse gas, it is actually a solution. It washes CO2 away and cools the planet. Just take a look at the hurricanes and the amount of energy they release.

      Because we have so much H2O on this planet, we will not see a runaway greenhouse effect. Venus, on the other hand, didn't have the H2O reserves Earth has and look what happened.

      On the negative side, the weather will become, well, less hospitable to our economy.

    59. Re:Word from Chicken Little by uncadonna · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Right, fairness should not mean equal time, and even less should it mean taking both sides of a question equally seriously. There is such a thing as being substantively wrong.

      A lot of people like to drum up arguments that the world is a few thosand years old. They are wrong. They do not deserve equal time to inflict their superstition on children. They do not deserve their own "research grants".

      In the case of climate change, there is a spectrum of scientific opinion, and the exact middle of it is being cast as "one side", while there is a pile of propaganda with a couple of credentialed paid advocates, pretty much outside the spectrum of scientific opinion or at best very much at the fringe (I'm being generous here) that is cast in the press as "the other side".

      Whenever people see these as two contending scientific opinions rather than a political opinion arrayed against the great mass of scientific reseach, the propagandists win.

      Of course junk science cuts both ways, but in this case the junk is on the side that says there isn't a problem, not on the side that says it is.

      That all said, I regret my use of the word "unanimous", and I regret that parent picked up on it. I make no claim that all the membership of the scientific bodies I mentioned supported their positions. Note these are in some cases huge groups, and an occasional bad apple will stray in. The relevant bodies themselves are all agreed (a sort of unanimity), but it goes too far to say or imply that their memberships are *unanimous* about whether IPCC fairly represents the science.

      That said, the not-quite-unanimous vast majority of scientists in relevant fields would agree that IPCC does a good job of summarizing the scientific evidence. It is a thorough, disciplined and responsible presentation of the center of informed scientific opinion on these matters.

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    60. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Thangodin · · Score: 1

      And it's only gotten 5 degrees warmer since the coldest part of the ice age. The other 4 degrees took hundreds of millenia. That last degree took only 50 years. And this at a time when the overall trend, due to solar activity and other factors, should have resulted in cooling (hence the less that 1 degree over the past 150 years--the first hundred of that saw a general cooling trend.)

      That first 4 degrees transformed the planet, permitting ice masses that were up to a mile thick to retreat from about the 40th parallel to the artic circle. Since it happened gradually, the ecosystem was able to adapt, moving with the climatic zones. But 1 degree in just 50 years is a hell of a shock. Plants and animals are now trying to survive in climatic zones that they really don't belong in. In a sparsely populated world adaptation might take care of this, but the ecosystem is already under a strain. Populations aren't large enough to diversify, and movement between areas of climate is obstructed by human development of all kinds.

      It isn't just a matter of everywhere getting 1 degree warmer. The average temperature in cities has increased 2 degrees over the past 50 years. The overall change is not an even one, and temperature differential change weather patterns. The change affects rainfall, turning temperate zones into deserts, lengthening storm seasons, and increasing rainfall in areas that may already have too much.

      50% of the human race live in coastal areas that will be inundated if all land based glaciers melt. This includes the American eastern seaboard. The midwest, the primary food producing area, is running out of water, and hotter temperatures will speed this process up. The southwest is dependant on the same water table. And the southeast can look forward to longer and more violent storm seasons.

      So, where will your grandchildren live?

    61. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      Just to clarify, many scientist already agree that it's too late to stop global warning. They're now recommending we start thinking of ways to adapt to it.

      In the meantime, I while continue to enjoy the tropical climate where I live...in New Hampshire.

      ~X~

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    62. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Xyrus · · Score: 1

      This is what some scientists believe happened on Venus.

      ~X~

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    63. Re:Word from Chicken Little by quarkscat · · Score: 1

      "So, where will your grandchildren live?"

      Is this a trick question?

      Short Answer: Central or North-Central USA (tropical desert) or Central or North-Central Canada (temperate)

      Long Answer: If the neo-Con(artist) faction aligned with the Dubya regime continue to have their way with corporate welfare and political pseudoscience, the very best governmental response will be rapid build-up of nuclear power plants and a major shift to an H2 economy. Since such major technological shifts that are detrimental to economic development will not be adopted by the fastest growing world economies, the effects of global warming will be slowed but not reversed.

      With the exception of nuclear power plants on the Eastern Seaboard that will be protected by levees and pumps, the East Coast population will have to migrate to central and north-central USA or Canada. Considering that the same rising sea levels will extend the Sea of Cortez (MX) into the deserts of the Southwestern USA, solar power facilities located there will be flooded, as will the salt mines targeted for use as the national radioactive waste depository.

      The West Coast of the USA will also be flooded, which will increase the number and severity of earthquakes there. Tsunamis will not only become more commonplace, they will also become more severe. Populated seacoasts of today, however, will not be effected since rising sea levels will have already forced those populations to inland highlands. Hurricanes will commonly be striking the coastal seaports of Shreveport (LA), Knoxville (TN), Huntsville (AL), and Pittsburg (PA).

      I fully expect major wars will be fought -- not only over natural resources like oil and food and fresh water, but also over habitable territory and disputes over trade.

    64. Re:Word from Chicken Little by coraxo · · Score: 1

      you my friend have NO IDEA how much energy it takes to move the temperature of a planet by one degree. if you would, you wouldn't write that non-sense

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    65. Re:Word from Chicken Little by ShieldW0lf · · Score: 1

      If the system is corrupt, then everyone who successfully operates in it is corrupt. They call it "compromise" and "being realistic" and "being practical" and "getting things done in the real world" but it doesn't change the fact that if you participate in a corrupt system, you are a corrupt person.

      I don't know if the scientific community that he's talking about operates in a corrupt system or not. Not my area of expertise. But if he can establish that it does, there is nothing at all unreasonable about pointing the finger at every single member who participates in it and stating that they are all corrupt. All that "few bad apples" rubbish is a very common position among those who are attempting to deflect your attention from the system and focus it on a few scapegoats who are particularly visible examples of that corruption.

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    66. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Eccles · · Score: 1

      We are pumping billions of tons of carbon into the atmosphere every year. It's mind-boggling to think anyone could think that wouldn't have any impact on the atmosphere and thus the climate.

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    67. Re:Word from Chicken Little by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      attribute it. I got confused by the contribute part, which means to give or add to.

    68. Re:Word from Chicken Little by sean.geek.nz · · Score: 1
      The doomsayers cry out that the end is nigh, but so far humans have adapted remarkably well to changing climactic conditions.

      Speaking as someone on a pacific island: humanity would survive a 5m rise in sea level just fine, but for everyone around me, and a billion or so other coast-dwellers world wide, it will suck.

      Your argument that global warming isn't a human species extinction event is hardly an argument against those who are saying it's bad.

      And your argument that we shouldn't act until we've studied it to death is just silly. There's a balance between acting in complete ignorance and doing nothing until you've studied something to death. You don't seem to be willing to accept that.

  33. Burning methane by Mal-2 · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Not only that, but the waste products would be water and carbon dioxide. CO2 is of course a greenhouse gas, but one far less potent than methane. IIRC, it's a factor of about 100 to 1, which means that if one molecule of methane produces one molecule of CO2 when burned, you're solving 99% of the problem.

    It is debatable whether 99% remediation is sufficient, but surely it's a good start. At the very least, it would be nice to use some of the energy produced in combustion to sequester the CO2 rather than dump it into the atmosphere.

    Mal-2

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    1. Re:Burning methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket and refracted the light from Venus...

    2. Re:Burning methane by eggstasy · · Score: 2, Informative

      If I read this wikipedia article, it's more like 23 to 1:

      Global warming potential (GWP) is a measure of how much a given mass of greenhouse gas is estimated to contribute to global warming. It is a relative scale which compares the gas in question to that of the same mass of carbon dioxide whose GWP is one.
      (...)
      Examples:

              * carbon dioxide has a GWP of exactly 1 (since it is the baseline unit to which all other greenhouse gases are compared.)
              * methane has a GWP of 23.

      (from http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Global_warming_potent ial)

    3. Re:Burning methane by sholden · · Score: 1

      But one molecule of methane gives one molecule of CO2 when burnt. And methane has a molar mass of 16, while CO2 has a molar mass of 44.

      Since the GWP compares the estimated contributions based on mass, so the fact that our greenhouse has mass increases by factor of 2.75 is significant (O is a tad heavier than H).

      So one unit of methane has a GWP of 23 but burning it gives off 2.75 units of carbon dioxide, for a total GWP of 2.75.

      So a bit under over 8.4 to 1.

    4. Re:Burning methane by Danger+Stevens · · Score: 2, Interesting

      It's true that it's a directly a 100:1 reduction, but C02 also stays in the atmosphere for over a hundred years while Methane disappears in around ten - so it's more like 10:1.

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    5. Re:Burning methane by finelinebob · · Score: 1

      Meanwhile in the War Room...

      Gen. Turgidson: Methane in Siberia?! Mr. President, I'm beginning to smell a big fat commie rat....

    6. Re:Burning methane by sita · · Score: 1

      The trouble would be collecting the methane, of course, since the emission is *very* diffuse. But other than that, there is already at least one company that does business from flaring methane that would otherwise be released in the atmosphere. (That's flaring like in burning without trying to recuperate the heat) The idea is that they can sell the greenhouse gas emission credits.

      It is perverse, but it is just the way the system is meant to work.

    7. Re:Burning methane by Gabrill · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia, while a good general overview, is not supposed to be used for direct referencial evidence, because the information there-in is subject to the next editor's opinion. Try another source.

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    8. Re:Burning methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I was under the impression that methane does not last long in the atmosphere because when exposed to sunlight and oxygen it will form CO2+H2O.

      I am curious as to the source of your 10 year figure tho.

    9. Re:Burning methane by Thaelon · · Score: 1

      So set the swamp on fire?

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    10. Re:Burning methane by WormholeFiend · · Score: 1

      So set the swamp on fire?

      With nucular weapons! Get rid of the methane in the air, and seal the rest in a glass parking lot!

    11. Re:Burning methane by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Maybe they could take the CO2 waste product, and some of the energy from burning the methane (supplemented with solar/wind/etc), and compress the CO2 into dry ice.

      Then they could dump the dry ice back into the bogs, and refreeze them. Problem solved!

  34. yeah but it'll stink won't it? by myowntrueself · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    There is already methane in the atmosphere, but at too low a concentration for us to smell.

    Methane being basically fart gas, what I want to know is at what concentration will living on Planet Earth smell like being inside a fat mans pants?

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    1. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by Profane+MuthaFucka · · Score: 3, Funny

      Methane doesn't have a smell, and it's not the primary component of farts. Profane Muthafucka has been working hard and long in his laboratory to answer the age-old question: what's in farts, why do they smell so bad, and why do I enjoy my own farts, but nobody else's?

      The answer is that it's mostly hydrogen, which doesn't smell. The odor comes from organic compounds such as indole, skatole, and mercaptans, and the inorganic gas hydrogen sulfide. All of these compounds taken into the nose together, oddly enough, smell like poop.

      The phenomenon of enjoyment of your own farts, but nobody else's farts is still something of a mystery to me. I am currently spending long hours in a closed box, alternately by myself and with a man eating Taco Bell burritos to find the answer. I am confident that this research might have some remote application to the war on terror, either for detecting bin Ladin, or for flushing him out. Literally.

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    2. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by eggstasy · · Score: 2, Informative

      Pure methane is odorless, but when used commercially is usually mixed with small quantities of strongly-smelling sulfur compounds such as ethyl mercaptan to enable the detection of leaks.
      (from wikipedia)

    3. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      what I want to know is at what concentration will living on Planet Earth smell like being inside a fat mans pants?

      For you? Immediately, if not sooner.

    4. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by ThogScully · · Score: 1

      Methane is odorless. That's why they have to add that rotten egg smell to natural gas utilities to make sure people notice gas leaks.
      -N

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    5. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by drgonzo59 · · Score: 1

      Methane is an odorless gas. Need to go back and open your chemistry book...

    6. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Methane is an odorless gas. Need to go back and open your chemistry book..."

      Yeah but where it's coming from DOES.It's not as if it's pure.

    7. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      why do I enjoy my own farts, but nobody else's?

      Why? Because they are your creations. A piece of you, so to speak. A work of art that only you can enjoy. You know that saying, "That's a face only a mother could love"? You think that same person likes all ugly kids?

    8. Re:yeah but it'll stink won't it? by archgoon · · Score: 1

      Well I'll be. Skatole really is a name given to a chemical compound.
      http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skatole

      For that informative bit of Organic Chemistry knowledge, I dub thee Propane Muthafucka.

  35. Please don't interfere with the Bush bashing by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    We wouldn't want any serious questions or conversation. It's much more fun to sling high school insults at a world leader. So, please, shut up.

  36. What is the status of hydrogen fuel cells? by sentanta · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Mod me as off topic - but hasn't GM promised to deliver the first hydrogen fuel cell car by 2010? We're still burning fossil fuels like crazy, oil topped $66 dollars a barrel today (up 50%+ vs two years ago), and the new Chines middle class is the first generation buying cars.... We're fcuked.

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  37. we be fucked by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 1

    the worst ice age the earth ever saw was caused by methane deposits warming the globe rapidly and throwing the earth into a sever and quick ice age soon after.

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  38. Permafrost? by Xenoflargactian · · Score: 0

    Well, it looks like the permafrost isn't so permanent. Maybe a change of title is in order?

  39. Well I guess it wasn't so perma now was it? by l0ungeb0y · · Score: 1, Insightful

    Just like the "perms" my wife Betty-Lou get's down at the dang booteek or whateer that durned place is called. Yeap -- they call it a "permunant", but it just a stinkin bunch of moppy curls that done go way after a few weeks. And I always tell that woman she's throwin her $5 away, but she won't do no listenen!

    But about this "perma" snow or whartever -- can you believe that?? Leave it to them Russkies to not even know how to make snow. Why them commies ain't never done nuthin right. Ain't nothin like good ol' USA snow, though I don't ever really see any here in Tennessee, American snow is the best. And I bet is stays frosty much longer than that phony snow from any commie or french country.

  40. Re:Global warming by the_2nd_coming · · Score: 2, Insightful

    hey, Global warming is just a THEORY...

    oh, I guess I should add that ID is just an idea, but I will omit that in order to dupe the retarded public.

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  41. BBC... by jangobongo · · Score: 0

    How about the BBC, is that credible enough for you?

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    1. Re:BBC... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      No, because it even says "NEW SCIENTIST REPORTS"

      But let's not get stupid little things like that get in our way, dumbass.

    2. Re:BBC... by jangobongo · · Score: 1

      I think that just the fact that the BBC picked it up and was willing to run it adds some to its credibility.

      At least they were willing to put their name to it, unlike some anonymous cowards...

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  42. Don't worry... by Nuclear+Elephant · · Score: 1

    ...this will trigger a cooling trend. And reverse-immigration. See you at Cinco de Mayo.

  43. Re:Third Post by grumpygrodyguy · · Score: 1

    Neo-con? Is that the Matrix prequel? Never heard of it. Happy now?

    Google + neo con wiki = Definition.

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  44. peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by rangefinder · · Score: 1

    "ecological landslide that is probably irreversible"

    "undoubtedly connected to climatic warming"

    "The warming is believed to be a combination of...."

    "suspects that some unknown critical threshold has been crossed"

    It's stunning that this "sudden" event wasn't foreseen, and yet an often crushing certainty is paraded to explain it, and warn that it was inevitable, irreversible, etc. Exactly how often can the sky fall? Does anyone wonder why they're not taken seriously any more?

    1. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It was actually forseen, if you think back a bit, you'll realise climate scientists have been saying for quite some time the planet was warming and that this would cause more northerly regions to warm as well and thus in extension, that frozen areas would melt. Now this has happened and more rapidly and on a larger scale then expected.

      So mark me surprised when someone then claims this reduces their credibility, I actually find it quite reassuring that their predictions are somewhat accurate. Though ofcourse it is a bit disturbing that the planet is warming so much.

    2. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by Onan · · Score: 1

      Since when do "probably", "believed to be", and "suspects" sound like "crushing certainty"?

      The only statement you excerpt there that has an absolute is "undoubtedly connected to climactic warming". Nothing about an anthropogenic nature to that warming, not even the term global, just climactic. So you're taking issue with the wild assertion that melting is connected to warming?

    3. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by rangefinder · · Score: 1

      A layperson reading a summary of the journal's article in the mass media doesn't pay much attention to these qualifiers. But they know it's from an allegedly respected journal, so it must be true, and it's everywhere, so they must be certain. And anthropogenic causes are listed in such a way as to be interpreted as the primary reason for the event. What I take issue with is the method used to combine various suppositions into a single argument. The overall weight of the resulting argument translates into certainty in the public eye.

    4. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by NarrMaster · · Score: 1

      A layperson reading a summary of the journal's article in the mass media doesn't pay much attention to these qualifiers.

      Good for him. Do you want to give him a fucking medal?

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    5. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      "It's stunning that this "sudden" event wasn't foreseen, and yet an often crushing certainty is paraded to explain it" How complex is the earth? Billions of nonlinear factors. The scientists have always acknowledged that such feedback factors exist - but that it is impossible to find them all. It is obvious and inevitable when you have seen it, but zoomed out onto a global scale, it is hard to see anything coming but the really big things.

    6. Re:peer-reviewed? you're kidding. by Onan · · Score: 1


      Then I would respectfully suggest that you frame your rebuttals around the portions of the argument that you do find to be problematic, rather than going out of your way to highlight specific phrases which are in fact valid.

      As is it, I have a hard time reconciling your first post with your second. How can you be so concerned with how this mythical "lay person's" reading "translates into certainty in the public eye" if "they're not taken seriously any more?"

  45. The Unhealthy Valley. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The problem isn't so much that it's happenning, but the speed (relatively speaking) at which it's happenning. Also our contribution may be putting higher peaks, and deeper valleys in that curve.

  46. I know humans are probably causing.. by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

    I know humans are probably causing some of the current global warming that has been going on, but is there any proof that this isn't a normal part of the earths climate cycle? I am all for being careful, and trying to reduce our affect on increasing global warming. BUT. Isn't possible that this IS a normal part of the earths climate cycle? For example the heat up before another ice age?

    Anyone have any actual scientific input on this?

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    1. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sure man. It's called the hockey stick graph.

      As to why it's called the hockey stick graph...Wikipedia handles this nicely: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature_record_of _the_past_1000_years

      The only problem is conservatives in Bush's adminstration don't agree to it's conclusion and are subpoening the hell outta the scientists that made them, wasting time and effort, and embittering them to NEVER do global warming studies again (same thing happened to the scientists that concluded that breast implants do not endanger you). Seems to be a strategy that if you ever want to discredit scientists, just subpoena them.

      In fact, why don't we do that everytime the government claims something? Hmmmmm?? I'm sure Washington can run fine with its every move questioned, examined, and scrutinzed down to the last detail for a year before doing anything. You know, like subpoening them when they add a new addition to the White House.

    2. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by jim_v2000 · · Score: 1

      BUT. Isn't possible that this IS a normal part of the earths climate cycle?

      No, not on Slashdot.

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    3. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by sane? · · Score: 1
      Try http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/full/306/570 2/1686

      In return, maybe there is something you can help me with. Whenever these types of stories turn up here, there is a flood of posts from the US saying there is no problem, its all a liberal plot, etc.

      Why is this?

      You're the one's that get more hurricanes, more desertification, more reliance on oil based propping up of your civilisation. Frankly, why would it matter WHY the average global climate temperature was rising - you're still screwed if you sit around and do nothing.

      There has got to be something in the US education system that makes this type of behaviour prevalent - climate change, peak oil, kennedy assassination - you seem to love to ignore common sense and nit pick on some small item of data to try and construct some alternative view of the world which strains credulity?

      Why?

    4. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

      Why did you reply to the post and assume I was an american, and even If I were an American why did you assume I was not a liberal (left winger) in the political spectrum?

      just curious. (I am actully Canadian and consider myself left of center on political issues)

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    5. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by jayloden · · Score: 1
      In return, maybe there is something you can help me with. Whenever these types of stories turn up here, there is a flood of posts from the US saying there is no problem, its all a liberal plot, etc.


      I'm pretty sure that's not related to the geographic location or culture of the US. For one thing, there are high proportion of American slashdot readers, so there's likely to be more posts from the U.S. overall. Secondly, dumb comments aren't isolated to the U.S.A.

      There are plenty of people in the UK worried about the Charles and Camilla wedding (yes I know that's over now, it's just an example), or what David Beckham is up to in his bedroom, while there are people starving to death all over the world. The fact is, people don't focus only on the important things, and plenty of them ignore some pretty critical issues daily.

      As to nitpicking over some small data point and bending it to "construct some alternative view of the world" - well, again, that's certainly not unique to the U.S.

      I looked at your past posts, and you seem to spend a lot of time pointing out that the U.S. and Americans are hypocritical, unintelligent, illogical, etc.

      I'd like to ask you on behalf of all Americans to stop generalizing about our country. We (citizens of the U.S.) are not all politicians, some of us DO care about other nations and people, and lots of us don't agree with things that our government does or that happen in our country. Guess what? I don't agree with the Iraq war, even though I live in the U.S. I don't think global warming isn't a problem, and I don't think it's all a "liberal plot" either. That's because I'm an individual with my own ideas about the universe, regardless of where I may choose to be a citizen.

      Look at it this way: there are plenty of stupid people out there in the world, and they come from all different countries and ethnic backgrounds, religions, and age groups. There's no need to lump them by categories, and you only come off as arrogant, elitist, and foolish for trying. If there's one thing that my time abroad taught me, it's that stupid people exist everywhere, and there's certainly no U.S. monopoly on that.
    6. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      I know humans are probably causing some of the current global warming

      Define 'some'.
      95% or 0.003%?

      (numbers pulled outta my ass, but you get the idea)

    7. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by dBLiSS · · Score: 1

      Thats part of my point, do we really know how much global warming we are causing? I mean do, we have a frame of reference as to how much the earths temp should be rising? Or is the earths climate in phase where the temp should be rising at all? I'm not trying to make an argument for either side (the pro-oil-burners or the pro-save-the-whales). Just trying to stimulate some thought on the subject.

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    8. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by sane? · · Score: 1
      I didn't. I gave you a link to the science, but the rest of my post was more in reply to the totality of posts above. Seems to me that rather than focusing on the science of climate change, it might be worthwhile focusing on the science of population change.

      The strange thing to me has always been that just about everywhere else in the world people get on and attempt to deal with the problem (usually badly), but in the US the immediate response is to try to ignore it. That says something to me.

    9. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by sane? · · Score: 1
      Stupidity is everywhere, but having had quite a few contacts with US citizens over the years there is a higher level of unreality and perverse logic in the US than virtually anywhere else. The only ones that really win out over the US are the french.

      If the US were the size of Belgium; if you didn't elect those with similar perverse views, and if you didn't as a country go around trying to enforce those views on the rest of the world - well nobody would really care. However, as it is you have to bear some of the responsibility for what is done in you're name, whatever your personal views.

      Stereotyping doesn't arise from nowhere, and when you are talking about populations, not individuals, it can be a useful aid to questioning the world and its problems.

    10. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      There has got to be something in the US education system that makes this type of behaviour prevalent - climate change, peak oil, kennedy assassination - you seem to love to ignore common sense and nit pick on some small item of data to try and construct some alternative view of the world which strains credulity?

      On the other hand we haven't as yet tried our hand at conquering Europe, nor have we decided to pick some random set of ethnic groups and cook them up in ovens. On the whole I'd say that the U.S. form of silliness is rather benign compared to the examples we *could* follow....

      Max

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    11. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by ocelotbob · · Score: 1

      What, that the US isn't a group of reactionary herd-thinkers like the rest of the world? That we actually believe in *gasp* debate?

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    12. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by fbjon · · Score: 1
      ..continuing:

      Anyone have any actual scientific input on this?

      Nope, still not on Slashdot.

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    13. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      What debate?

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    14. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by fbjon · · Score: 1

      Whoa, you invoked Godwin's Law without using the N-word. Besides, if you want to talk about silly warfare in Europe, how about silly warfare in (from) the U.S.?

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    15. Re:I know humans are probably causing.. by ninjagin · · Score: 2, Insightful
      Happy to help.

      What you're seeing in this flood of posts is evidence of what's called "new conservativism" or "neo-conservativism" here in the states. It actually started some 20 years ago, with the election of Reagan, but grew and blossomed throughout the years of the Gingrich ascendancy and the "contract with America". The "new" part is really a change in the tactical approach to argument and disagreement. The tactic (Rove is a good example of how to use it well) is now to wrap your flag around you and immediately discredit/bash/hack apart anything you don't like as commie atheist liberal tree-hugging unethical anti-american immoral hippie sputum. Once the other side has been successfully characterized as undeserving of respect, nothing they say can be taken seriously, by anyone. It's very effective, too. Ordinarily, to stand taller than others you have to straighten your back. Using this method, you can just bash others until they get smaller. It's much less demanding and oh so much more fun. I'm not suggesting that it's right, only that this is "the way it is".

      As for why most Americans aren't terribly worried, given hurricanes, drought and the like -- it has to do as much with geography than anything else. We've got, here in the southern half of North America, more rich and varied kinds of terrain and weather than almost anywhere else on the planet. We have HUGE coastlines. If you don't like the weather where you are, you can move someplace that's more to your liking. It may oversimplify it a bit, but that's my sense of it.

      As for your last paragraph -- Well, we make our own common sense, here. If we wanted western european common sense, we'd never have left. Incidentally, I'm only the third generation of my family that's been born here, and we came from Minsk, where they also lack the western european flavor of common sense.

      Anyhow, I hope that helps you sort it all out. What you may be missing, though, is that while there are a lot of naysaying posts (from Americans) about global warming, there are also a great many posts that are not so dismissive of the idea. Slashdot, in my experience, seems to get the attention of more of us commie atheist liberal tree-hugging unethical anti-american immoral hippie sputa than the neo-conservatives, but I can't really quantify it.

      Have a nice day!

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  47. The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    The last 100 years has been just one big huge orgy of mass consumption and it still continues, spreading to developing countries like China. But anyone who thinks we can just continue to rape the globe forever with no consquences is delusional.

    Question is, are we going to be stupid enough to continue down this wreckless path? Does humanity secretly have an unfulfilled death wish? Was World War II just a fluke or was it a flash of the selfish inhumanity really lies within each of us?

    Listen I'm willing to admit I'm part of the problem. I recognize things have to change. Each of needs to wake up, find a way to snap out of these unsustainable lifestyles we all lead and avoid the terrible consequences that surely await us if we don't.

    Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

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    ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    1. Re:The orgy must end by utexaspunk · · Score: 1

      Question is, are we going to be stupid enough to continue down this wreckless path?

      What's stupid about continuing down a path which resuts in no wrecks?

    2. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we need to drain those peat bogs and build houses on them to take advantage of the new, warmer weather.

      putin said it best when he declared "we actually could use some global warming up here in siberia"

    3. Re:The orgy must end by ChipMonk · · Score: 2, Interesting

      I agree. We need to stop improving our lot, return to the more sensible mores of the 16th century, and let the flu and the Black Death cull the human herd. That unfulfilled death wish needs to be granted!

      Give me a break.

      Henry Ford made millions, but he also made fire trucks more mobile. Too bad they didn't have that in 1871 Chicago.

      Franklin, Edison, Tesla, Shockley and Turing made research and information retrieval so much easier. Are you willing to give up your beloved Slashdot? I didn't think so.

      If you are, let me know, and I'll provide the shovel so you can dig your cave. Once you have a hole big enough, you can use the shovel to beat away the wild animals.

    4. Re:The orgy must end by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 0
      Excuse me, but.... The earth has been warming for several thousand years. And it is following a trend line that oscillates back and forth, and has for millions of years. Check some of the data from ice and ocean bottom cores taken by researchers the world over, which show how earth has been much hotter and much colder than man has recorded in all of our history.

      There are dozens of major factors in determining what earth's mean temperature is. The cycles of these factors range from 22 years (sunspots) to 10,000+ years (wobble of the axis of rotation). The sun's radiation is far from constant, and our orbit moves around a bit as we're influenced by other planets over thousands of years. Sometimes these factors "conspire" to make ice ages, and sometimes they "conspire" to make hot ages. And sometimes, you just have periodic droughts and floods, while the temperature wanders all over the place.

      Green house gasses can be a contributing factor... in fact, one of the theories for how earth pulled out of a catastrophic ice age that froze even the equator is that volcanos spewed out enought clorine and CO2 to warm things up enough to melt the ice, tipping things back towards a hot age. But, the surface of the planet is warming at a faster rate than the atmosphere, which shouldn't happen if it's "just" green house gasses trapping all the heat. In fact, last I heard, the surface is rising at twice the rate it should for atmospheric heat retention to be the cause.

      Earth radiates heat into space as a "black body", and that rate is more constant than the amount of heat going in. Ever notice the reports of auroras seen in Texas? That's a sign of significantly increased solar activity... as well as a sign of a weakening electical field around the planet (signalling a probably [and overdue] magnetic pole reversal). Neither of these are Bush's fault, or your fault, or my fault, or anyone's fault... They just happen. But they're factors in earth's temperature.

      As another poster pointed out - these peat bogs had to have been warm to have formed in the first place, and they're made of plants that removed the carbon they contain from the atmosphere thousands or millions of years before man was around. Did man cause the ice age that froze these lands in the first place? If not, why do you presume that we caused the re-melting of them?

    5. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >>Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

      it's not all that complicated. just quit your job, and sell your house and suv, and go be amish.

      the truth is, that when you look around, it's hard to see the self imposed retarded game we play, but it's there... the race to consume.. to have more, bigger, and better than your neighbor.

      it's going to take a global disaster to stop the maddness that we invoke upon ourselves and the world. so until we're all neck deep in water wondering why it's 100 degrees in winter, i don't think there's any way to change societies thinking.

      how popular would any president be if they made laws that said that you couldn't create anything that poluted, you couldn't use anything that can't be recycled (and created from recycled products) and you have to eat things that don't pollute.

      sucks.. but just sit back and enjoy everything while you can, and let destruction come.

    6. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't worry, if we keep going the way we're going, we'll all be living in a cave soon enough. That's only if some crazed madman doesn't take advantage of the economic crisis that follows and blows us all to smithereens.

      Oh, wait, that's when Jesus comes down and saves us, right?

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    7. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Yeah, and I guess Martin Luter King decided it was man's lot to be racist assholes and decided to walk away from it all?

      Sorry, dude, you can't shrug your shoulders. That's fatalistic. Fatalists never get a fucking thing done.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    8. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 0, Troll

      So your position is to continue to rape the planet, full speed ahead? Sounds sensible. Let's do it.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    9. Re:The orgy must end by Port-0 · · Score: 3, Interesting

      A few ideas...

      - Abandon capitalism (though not freedom), it drives consumerism.

      - Raise taxes, if taxes are high enough, then no one will have enough money to be consumers... wait, this is kind of like getting rid of capitalism.

      - Teach people the value of community, and of living for something greater than trying to attain personal nirvana. We would probably have to ban advertising since the goal of advertising is to make us feel inadequate about our current status, and offers a solutions for $19.99.

      Dang, I think I just became a communist, but that went out with the 90's, so that probably won't work either.

      Changing the momentum which consumerism has developed this century is not going to be an easy task. It may be faster to just embrace it, in order to help accelerate it over the cliff it may or may not be headed towards a little sooner. It may be unfortunate that billions may go with it along with our economy, ecology, environment and all, but if the evolutionists are correct, a billion years from now, it will all just be an extra thick grey layer in some rock, and some scientist from the current dominant species will be trying to figure out what amazing catastrophy could have caused such a mass extinction as they simulate possible scenarious on their newly developed toxic byproduct producing technology.

      Can technology solve the problems it is creating? It seems to be creating bigger problems than it is solving.

      Maybe the Unibomber was right, and we should all go back and live in small farming communities.

      Personally I think the problem is that the current dominating western culture promotes greed as a good thing. It must be good, it drives our economy, creates jobs, drives people to produce, etc... Unfortunately, it lacks any balance of heart.

      I don't know about everyone else, but I'm going to hurry up and build my 70' composite catamaran and sail to Kenya so I can see the glaciers of Kilamanjaro before they are totally gone. Then I'll set out to answer the latest question that's been really nagging at me: "If we cut down all the trees on the earth, would the earth spin faster?" I think I'll start in the Amazon, there's a lot of big trees there.

    10. Re:The orgy must end by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1, Insightful
      So your position is to continue to rape the planet, full speed ahead?

      Funny, I don't remember saying that. Hmm... Re-reading my words, I see that I did not say that. And I don't believe in that, in any case, because I'm too frugal a person to want to waste stuff.

      But, I'm also a realistic person. There are things that can be changed, and things that can not be changed. Extending resources is not necessarily going to "fix" the planet's climate, but it will save me money... A big factor.

      Spending some time relocating my data sources, I discovered I made an error in the periods of various factors affecting long-term climate. The wobble of the axis is on a 41,000 year period, our orbit oscillates closer to the sun every 22,000 years, and there's a 100,000 year period over which our orbit changes inclination relative to the solar plane... which changes the amount of solar dust and rocks we accumulate.

      And a graph of temps since life evolved on the planet I found midway down this page shows that we're pretty close to the bottom (cool), working our way up to "average". I think that, if you check around, you'll find that man didn't evolve until pretty late in the scheme of things, and all of the really hot times on this planet came before bipeds started building cars and factories!

    11. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      There is only one long-term solution to surviving massive catastrophes on this planet -- spread our civilization to other planets. But left-wingers think that's a waste of energy better spent feeding useless eaters, and right-wingers would leave it to the whim of market forces which may not move fast enough.

      In the meantime, personally I would chill the fuck out, and take a moment to realize that given our technological sophistication and determination to stay alive, humans will likely pull through whatever disaster befalls us. Conditions may change, society may be different than we're all used to now, but things will continue. And playing an enviro-Spartacus on slashdot isn't going to alter our future one bit.

    12. Re:The orgy must end by CaptainCarrot · · Score: 1
      What do we need to do?

      Well, this is a good start.

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    13. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 0, Troll

      Excuse me, are you a climatologist? Or are you just an armchair scientist?

      All I'm saying is that mankind is raping the fuck out of the earth. That's pretty clear. Coral reefs are dying, there's massive deforstation, massive extinctions, and many, many climatologists clearly believe that mankind is certainly influencing our temperature in a negative way. The only question is basically by how much.

      We can't continue to just believe in some fanciful free market consumerist that will magically make our problems vanish. There's absolutely no basis for believing that's a solution, except if you are heavy into the Bible and believe mankind is ordained by God to rule the world.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    14. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Your post was one big huge orgy of incoherent idiocy.

      Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

      Well, you can kill yourself, and thus raise the average intelligence of humanity just a tad.

    15. Re:The orgy must end by TekPolitik · · Score: 1
      Question is, are we going to be stupid enough to continue down this wreckless path?

      Yes. For any definition of "we" that includes the entire population and their effect on the vote.

    16. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      You wrote, "given our technological sophistication and determination to stay alive."

      What makes you quite so sure we know what the hell we are doing? This is the same planet where 2 out of 3 Americans are overweight while small children in Africa starve to death because of greedy war mongers. Meanwhile we've got a President that totally backs the oil companies position on global warming.

      I don't need to chill out. I need to get pissed off. I think you do, too.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    17. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      Nice sentiment of love there, brother. Peace be with you, too. You have restored my faith in mankind.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    18. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yeah, well, it's fanatical blind fools like you that destroyed my faith in mankind. And I ain't yer brother, thanks the Lords Of Kobol for that. I'd have to disown my own DNA. That could hurt.

    19. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      Ah, yes, here comes the hostility, the aggression. I want to offer a bit of advice: go seek some counseling and look to find where your anger comes from. It must be quite a weight on your soul. I am sorry for you.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    20. Re:The orgy must end by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Jeff, you're wasting your time. "nysus" is an ideologue, so you are trying to reason with an entity that has completely abandoned reason and critical thought for... whatever it is that goes on in what they call their minds.

    21. Re:The orgy must end by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

      Well, if we're going to end up living in a cave anyway, we may as well enjoy ourselves.

      Oh wait, that's being fatalistic.

    22. Re:The orgy must end by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      Was World War II just a fluke or was it a flash of the selfish inhumanity really lies within each of us?

      Would that be the humanity that started the war and rounded up millions for death in Europe and Asia... or the humanity that made huge sacrifices to stop it (you know, the Allies? Mostly, the US and Britain?).

      What do we need to do?

      Continue to put more resources into technology and education. Pump more investment into more businesses in China and India so that they also can become more prosperous and efficient, and also slow down the rate at which they reproduce people, just as the west has done. Build nukes for more power that doesn't involve hydrocarbons.

      Oh: and quit whining like little schoolgirls.

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    23. Re:The orgy must end by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 2, Insightful
      The only question is basically by how much.

      Your opinion, apparently, is "100%", and facts won't affect that. If you feel that way, why are you still using a computer, heating the atmosphere unnecessarily? Unless you're solar, wind, or nuclear powered, you are contributing to the emission of tons of CO2 from power plants around the country. Or, are you one of those "I know what's good for all of you" types, who will never sacrifice anything of theirs to fix what they perceive as the problem?

      No, I am not a climatologist. And I'm not a formally-trained scientist, either. But I know people who are... And, guess what? They aren't as convinced as you that man is solely responsible for anything regarding earth's climate. Man didn't cause the desertification of the Sahara region, but it happened... Same with many other things that we're told are about to happen to our planet, because we caused it.

      "The ice is melting in Antarctica! And Greenland, too!" Of course, the word "again" is curiously absent from those proclaimations, because it has happened before, and will happen again, whether we drive SUVs or Vespas.

      Hundreds of years ago, millions of buffalo, elk, and moose roamed what would become the United States, all being flatulant and putting methane into the air. Man replaced them with cows, doing the same thing. We've reduced the number of manure-generating horses (another methane source), replacing them with cars (potential methane consumers, CO2 emitters).

      And, of course, let's not forget the methane-bearing deposits off our shores, which could collapse at any time, triggering a dramatic climate shift because a dolphin farted at the wrong time, wrong place...

      I realize you've made your mind up and closed down the inbound information conduits, but others haven't. There may be things we can do to slow down the temperature increase, but Nature has been building up to this for a long, long time... and puny little man isn't going to get in the way.

    24. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      Would that be the humanity that started the war and rounded up millions for death in Europe and Asia... or the humanity that made huge sacrifices to stop it (you know, the Allies? Mostly, the US and Britain?).

      Yes, but sometimes the bad guys do win. Perhaps we survived WW II this time, but what about WW III, IV, V and VI?

      It seems to me that technology, coupled with a cultural desire to accumulate stuff for no good reason other than to "beat" the other guy, is the problem. I agree with the poster above that there is something very grotesque about a society that endorses such a lifestyly that can best be described as gluttonous, greedy, and selfish.

      Techonolgy might be solution, but not until we first infuse our culture with a philosophy grounded in reality and in sync with the physical world.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    25. Re:The orgy must end by BJH · · Score: 1

      I was going to write a scathing reply, but then I realised it wouldn't make any difference.

    26. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      You seemed to have conveniently ignored the "if" in my sentence.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    27. Re:The orgy must end by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      But anyone who thinks we can just continue to rape the globe forever

      Perhaps you haven't figured this out yet, but the whole Gaia-as-goddess thing is a load of horseshit. The globe can't be "raped".

      are we going to be stupid enough to continue down this wreckless path?

      You mean of technological progress and a better standard of living, at least for some of the race? Sure, sounds good to me.

      Does humanity secretly have an unfulfilled death wish?

      Only if you define "death wish" as "wanting to live a better life".

      Listen I'm willing to admit I'm part of the problem.

      You sure as hell are. Have you thought about toning down the drama queen act?

      I recognize things have to change.

      Starting with the fact that we need to rely on science and empiricism, and not extremist loons chanting slogans or spouting party lines about the man-made doom-of-the-week.

      find a way to snap out of these unsustainable lifestyles

      So far the lifestyle *has* been sustainable. You're predicting unsustainability on the premise that technology will never progress beyond what we have today - like all alarmists. As if the status quo this moment is all we're ever going to achieve, despite the fact that the entirety of human history contradicts this notion.

      avoid the terrible consequences that surely await us if we don't.

      Why don't you just pick up a piece of cardboard, write "The End Times Approach!" on it in black magic marker, and start marching back and forth along a busy street someplace? You'll be following in the footsteps of many other folks just like you.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    28. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      You have put words in my mouth. There is no question the climate is warming. A large majority of climatologists believe human activity is playing a part. I never said it's 100%. You said that.

      There is no questioning the glaciers are shrinking everywhere on the planet. There is no question temperatures in the Artic have risen about 4F in a very short period of time. There is no question temperature on Greenland have dropped slightly. All the evidence point to massive change in a very little bit of time. All of our best models suggest that CO2 can play a very large role in climate change.

      Anyone who tells you they know exactly how much man plays a role is a liar. But anyone who tells you man is not responsible at all is a fool. All the signs are there. More and more evidence mounts.

      If this governement made it a priority, and the people understood the dire consequences that could happen if we continue to ignore the evidence, our country could switch over a vast majority of our power grid to non-fossil fuels. Yes, it would be more expensive. But I, for one, would gladly pay $200 per month for electricity instead of $80 if I knew we would greatly increase our chance of creating a more sustainable lifestyle.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    29. Re:The orgy must end by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      All I'm saying is that mankind is raping the fuck out of the earth.

      You certainly do have a fascination with rape. Counseling might be able to help with that.

      Coral reefs are dying

      Corals have gone extinct at least three times in the past. They keep re-evolving. What any of this has to do with this 'rape' you keep talking about is unclear.

      there's massive deforstation

      And this time it's due to human activity, but "massive deforestation" isn't anything new to the planet, either. And while it's locally bad for human populations, there's no evidence to indicate that it's globally bad.

      massive extinctions

      Nobody has any idea just how many species have gone extinct, nor how many of those extinctions are due to human activity. Any claim to the contrary is unsupported hysteria.

      and many, many climatologists clearly believe that mankind is certainly influencing our temperature in a negative way.

      Many, many climatologists are convinced that the Earth is in a warming trend, and has been for several thousand years. How much humans are contributing, and whether this is a bad, is still up for debate - at least among scientists.

      We can't continue to just believe in some fanciful free market consumerist that will magically make our problems vanish.

      So you would rather have what? A world-wide socialist dictatorship bringing your particular views of how things should be to the masses, by force? Get real.

      There's absolutely no basis for believing that's a solution

      A solution to what? Your obvious angst over the fact that a lot of people just don't agree with you?

      except if you are heavy into the Bible and believe mankind is ordained by God to rule the world.

      I'm an atheist, but it's a fact that humankind rules the world. And so far as I'm concerned that's a good thing. Much better than if, say, tigers ruled the world - because then I'd be lunch.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    30. Re:The orgy must end by RoLi · · Score: 1
      Abandon capitalism

      Actually the energy consumption in the Soviet Union was even higher than in the United States.

      Socialism/Communism is putting forward waste.

      Capitalism would be perfect for an energy-efficient society ***IF*** you have very, very high taxes on energy and very low taxes on work.

    31. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      Please go right ahead, stick your head in the sand, and hope for the best. I will be working against you and your colleagues at Exxon/Mobil, BP, and Unocal. You are already in the minority and hopefully, before it's too late, folks like you will be in such a small minority that you will cease to be obstacles to bring about badly needed changes a consumer society that's out of control.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    32. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The rate at which consumption in China is likely to increase will outstrip any reduction in birthrate. In other words ecomomic development in China without doing it in a way which deliberately minimises environmental impacts will very quickly make things worse. The Chinese government is very keen on hybrid and electric cars, but the reality is that economic development is failing to be sufficiently environmentally friendly. But then since Bush has declared this it would be perfectly reasonable for the Chinese government to say that they don't want to cost China any jobs by being environmentally friendly.

      I suspect that nothing serious will be done to prevent any crisis until after it has happened - e.g. desertification in the Mid West causing crop failures (actually an isolated event of this is happening now), the loss of the Atlantic Conveyor damaging Western Europe and crippling the world economy, mass famine in Africa, loss of monsoon in southern Asia, etc. Then it will take considerable efforts, great loss of standard of living, and lots of pressure in terms of attempts at mass migration, war, etc.

    33. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 2, Insightful

      I'd take the time to debate you but unfortunately you spent so much energy thinking up clever responses that you didn't leave anything of substance.

      Oh, wait, there was this: "So far the lifestyle *has* been sustainable. You're predicting unsustainability on the premise that technology will never progress beyond what we have today - like all alarmists. As if the status quo this moment is all we're ever going to achieve, despite the fact that the entirety of human history contradicts this notion."

      And you are predicting that technology is our savior? On what empirical evidence do you base this conclusion on? Is there some paralell universe you've been fortunate to study?

      Technology is only as good as those who wield and control it. Give technology to the wrong individuals and society, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    34. Re:The orgy must end by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      the humanity that made huge sacrifices to stop it (you know, the Allies? Mostly, the US and Britain?).

      See here for stats. The US lost "only" about 300,000 in WWII. It surely wasn't fun, but if that was "huge", what do you call the 20 million Russians who died in WWII, without which Europe at least would be Nazi today; and about 10 million Chinese killed by the Japanese?

    35. Re:The orgy must end by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      I'd take the time to debate you but unfortunately you spent so much energy thinking up clever responses that you didn't leave anything of substance.

      That's because you never said anything of substance. You're too busy ranting about "raping the globe" to actual put forth anything so crass as FACTS.

      And you are predicting that technology is our savior?

      It's a sure bet that if we need to be saved, we DON'T have any other tools in our arsenal. Unless you believe in a god, which I don't.

      On what empirical evidence do you base this conclusion on?

      Perhaps all of human history, from the discovery of fire right up to the flight of Discovery last week. Not a single sane person on the planet can say that we'd be better off without technology.

      Is there some paralell universe you've been fortunate to study?

      Apparently "parallel universe" to you is what's called "history" to the rest of us.

      Give technology to the wrong individuals and society, and you've got yourself a recipe for disaster.

      I see. And it's intellectual elites like yourself who get to decide which of the proles get what sort of technology, I'd guess. As in, you're one of the 'right' individuals and those who agree with you are the 'wrong' sort.

      I thank the (fictional) gods that you're just an ordinary Joe, with no power in the real world. The society you'd create would make Orwell look like a stand-up comedian.

      Max

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      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    36. Re:The orgy must end by Tayssir+John+Gabbour · · Score: 1
      Careful of falling into the trap that state-capitalism and state-communism are the only two choices. Those of us in the US have a nanny-state centralized government which interferes deeply in the economy, in favor of the wealthy. But that doesn't mean a centralized communist economy is the logical alternative.

      Check out the old "anarchists" at ZNet, who logically talk about the various traps when you wish to counterreact to state-capitalism. Here's some audio talks, and a discussion of the various economic systems.

    37. Re:The orgy must end by maxpublic · · Score: 1

      I will be working against you and your colleagues at Exxon/Mobil, BP, and Unocal.

      Are you reading from a script? I haven't seen such a textbook case of unthinking greenie extremism in ages.

      You are already in the minority

      No, I'm in the majority. Most people aren't convinced that we're all going to die a horrible death due to global warming. Most people think that folks like you who rant and rave and froth at the mouth are nutbags.

      you will be in such a small minority that you will cease to be obstacles to bring about badly needed changes a consumer society that's out of control.

      By that you mean that you and your like-thinking buddies are just jonesing to establish a world-wide dictatorship dedicated to forcing your particular brand of reality on everyone else, all for "the greater good".

      As I said before, I'm damned glad that you're nothing more than an impotent clown.

      Max

      --
      My god carries a hammer. Your god died nailed to a tree. Any questions?
    38. Re:The orgy must end by Tayssir+John+Gabbour · · Score: 1
      In fact, ever notice all those articles in the New York Times and Fortune, where corporations scream out for more tech subsidies? It turns out that the US taxpayer subsidizes pretty much every basic technology, until it's at a state where it's fairly profitable on the free market, at which point it's sold back to us by corporations for private profit.

      The taxpayer picks up the costs and risk, while corporations profit.

    39. Re:The orgy must end by Tayssir+John+Gabbour · · Score: 1
      The humorous thing is, you're actually a real "conservative." Serious conservatives, who aren't defined by the slick politicians of the day, wish to conserve resources and not be careless enough to drop reasonable traditions.

      Nowdays, the term conservative refers (at best) to conserving money, rather than your surroundings. The environment you find yourself in. This is why disenfrancised conservatives look to Nader and Mr. Least Worst.

    40. Re:The orgy must end by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Two points here:

      1. The climate is warming MUCH FASTER than we have any record of it doing in the past. Yes it has warmed, yes it has been warmer than it is now, but this speed of change appears to be unprecendented.

      2. Regardless of why the climate is changing, the change will inconvenience us considerably, and expensively over the next 50 years or so. There seems little doubt that emitting less CO2 will moderate this to some extent. It may therefore pay to reduce CO2 emissions now, rather than have to relocate cities later.

    41. Re:The orgy must end by FridayBob · · Score: 1

      I agree 100% with you, but I don't know if things are going to work out. We've raped the planet for too long already and now the planet is going to extract a measure of revenge against us. I'm don't think there's anything we can do to prevent that at this stage. Our only real option now is to stop burning fossil fuels and switch to alternative energy sources (even if they're more expensive) ASAP to limit the damage. Unfortunately, I don't know if we're even smart enough -- motivated enough -- to do that. It would seem that most of us don't know or don't want to know; they're more interested in their own short-term gain.

      All to often, when I think of this huge problem that we're faced with -- one that is of our own making -- and I find myself comparing the whole of humanity to a culture in a petri dish consisting of some algae and bacteria. The bacteria feed on the algae and the algae feed on the waste products of the bacteria. As long as there would be enough sunlight, the two could conceivably live like this in harmony forever. However, the bacteria, being the greedy little bastards they are, always tend to eat the algae too quickly and thus end up starving and choking to death in their own waste products.

      Must this be our fate as well? Is there really nothing we can do to avert this catastrophe? On the largest scale, have we no more foresight than a mindless group of bacteria?

    42. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'd suggest you start by turning off the orgastic heap of heavy hetals, petroleum by-products and wasted electrons you're sitting in front of, stop wasting time and resources, and go do something useful for someone who needs it.

      Get back to class. You're mom's on the phone, and wants to know what her tuition dollars are up to.

    43. Re:The orgy must end by nysus · · Score: 1

      "As I said before, I'm damned glad that you're nothing more than an impotent clown."

      Good job, Max. You've pointed out that there's really no point in trying to have a conversation with you.

      --

      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    44. Re:The orgy must end by zenyu · · Score: 1


      - Abandon capitalism (though not freedom), it drives consumerism.

      - Raise taxes, if taxes are high enough, then no one will have enough money to be consumers... wait, this is kind of like getting rid of capitalism.


      You might not have to do either, just shift taxes away from income to and to the resources that cause problems.

      If you lowered income taxes 2% a year and shifted it to resources and imports from places that had lower resource taxes in a revenue neutral way then you could slow environmental damage and eventually reverse the process.

      There are other solutions, of course. When Japan had depleted wood in their country and that of their closest trading parters they instituded quotas on wood use and began replanting their forests, a few hundred years later they are the most forested industrialized country in the world with forests covering 80% of the islands. But quotas practically freeze an economy until they are removed. This might solve the problem, but would probably add hundreds of years to the time it would take versus a tax based solution.

      Not applying the tariffs to already taxed imports would also help to stabilize the governments of our trading parters, as they would logically prefer to tax the resource themselves than have us do it. This means they would have more money to spend on local problems like nutrition, schooling and infrastructure.

      I'm not saying this would be easy, resource taxes would effect poor people disportionately, as food and gasoline makes up a larger portion of their income. You would need to lower income taxes quicker on that segment of the population. This would look like you are soaking the rich even if all you were doing was trying to keep tax burdens the same as they are now. It would also disproportionately effect farmers who use a lot of oil and a lot of unforested land, both of which would be taxed more heavily. Helping them with more subsidies would violate a number of WTO treaty obligations. They could be paid to restore forests and donating recovered land to land conservancies which would take several generations, but many would object to that solution.

      Food and gasoline prices would increase. But incomes might fall as well because we don't have strong unions, and the lower income taxes would look like raises. As for monetary policy 2% a year is manageable, but would still tax the federal reserves ability to tame inflation with just lending rate control. They might have to be given an additional power such as the ability to raise and lower any tax within a percentage point for monetary control. To limit the feds power they would not be allowed to spend the money, only hold it in reserve for paying out in lower taxes when inflation is low.

    45. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

      You first... what do YOU need to do?

    46. Re:The orgy must end by pizen · · Score: 1

      Actually the energy consumption in the Soviet Union was even higher than in the United States.

      Think that might have anything to do with geography and not economics? A lot of Russians live where it is very cold a lot of the time. Most of the USSR was north of 50 degrees (the US-Canada border in the west is 49 degrees, IIRC).

    47. Re:The orgy must end by vertinox · · Score: 1

      Each of needs to wake up, find a way to snap out of these unsustainable lifestyles we all lead and avoid the terrible consequences that surely await us if we don't.

      May I suggest virtual reality.

      At least if everyone stayed at an apartment the size of a cubicle and we simulated a better life for them, we wouldn't use as many resources. Heck, you could simulate that nice SUV and jewrly. Not like enough EQ gold farmers make a living selling virtual property.

      --
      "I am the king of the Romans, and am superior to rules of grammar!"
      -Sigismund, Holy Roman Emperor (1368-1437)
    48. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Look, I understand too little too late.

      I realize there are things you say and do you can never take back... But what would you be if you didn't even try? You have to try.

      So, after a lot of thought, I'd like to reconsider.

      Please, if it's not too late, make it a _cheese_ burger.

    49. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?"

      Imprison the whole of the American Executive, Judicial and Legislative branches of government, along with their corporate sponsorship and the de facto ministry of Truth, AKA the various news media (all after fair trials of course)? Throw away the key? Stop the "education" of generations of Joe-I-Dont-Give-aShits and wait for the poor victims of lifelong brainwashing that won't accept a different worldview to die out?

      Hmm. Food for a morning fantasy, but it will never happen.

    50. Re:The orgy must end by tenco · · Score: 1
      Perhaps you haven't figured this out yet, but the whole Gaia-as-goddess thing is a load of horseshit. The globe can't be "raped".

      That's a very complicated way of saying 'I am an unimaginativly human being who doesn't know any of the words "abstract", "abstractly" and "conceptional"'.

      So far the lifestyle *has* been sustainable.

      Perhaps you have heard sth about "ozone hole", "deforestation" (not only rainforest, also in Canada and Europe), "overstraining of farmland" (mostly through "artificial" fertilizer), "water shortage in Europe" (esp. in northern Italy in the Po lowlands) and "finite oil resources" lately.

    51. Re:The orgy must end by ScentCone · · Score: 1

      what do you call the 20 million Russians who died in WWII, without which Europe at least would be Nazi today; and about 10 million Chinese killed by the Japanese?

      I certainly don't mean to minimize the price the Russians paid. I'm suggesting that if we hadn't put the pressure we had on Germany's navy (essentially destroying it) and provided an overwhelming distraction on their western front, the Russians would have had a much healthier Nazi army to deal with. It's a two-way street. Between the US and Russia, they were shut down.

      I did mention, by the way, the millions killed in Asia. Perhaps should have been more explicit that it was at the hands of imperial Japan - one would think that goes without saying, but you're right that most people don't even really know it happened.

      --
      Don't disappoint your bird dog. Go to the range.
    52. Re:The orgy must end by RoLi · · Score: 1

      Finland, Sweden and Iceland have much lower energy consumption per person than the US and the Soviet Union (in the 80's).

    53. Re:The orgy must end by pizen · · Score: 1

      I don't think Finland, Sweden, and Iceland can be compared to the US and Soviet Union in this situation because they aren't exactly the industrial powerhouses that the US is and the USSR was. If we were going to compare the energy consumed per person for all 5 of these nations we'd have to take all the energy consumed by the cold war and space race out of the equation. I still hold that the Soviet Union consumed more energy than the US because they were a cold, industrial nation and not because they were communist.

    54. Re:The orgy must end by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You should obtain a dictionary and look up the difference between consumption and invention.

    55. Re:The orgy must end by toganet · · Score: 1

      Excuse me, but I think you missed the sarcasm in the parent's post.

      Just thought I would let you know, so you don't go on embarrassing yourself.

    56. Re:The orgy must end by Detritus · · Score: 1
      Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

      How about making policy based on science and rational thought, not romanticism and modern pseudo-religions like environmentalism and "new age" claptrap.

      --
      Mea navis aericumbens anguillis abundat
    57. Re:The orgy must end by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      if we hadn't put the pressure

      Yes, but I was specifically responding to your remark about "sacrifices", rather than strategic effect. China's huge sacrifices made little impact on the Japanese, for instance. I realise this wasn't an intentional slight; I'm Australian, we made our own sacrifices, small on a global scale though our 29,000 dead were.

    58. Re:The orgy must end by Blakey+Rat · · Score: 1

      What does it matter? Even if I did everything in my power to consume nothing and reuse everything, if I had a solar powered house, biked to work, stopped using this computer and my air conditioner, gave away my TV and other electronics, hung my clothes to dry, etc etc... it's not like anybody in China cares. They'll still pollute just as much, and use up all that oil/carbon cycle I saved, so why bother? If the choice is between me or them, I choose me.

    59. Re:The orgy must end by DougWebb · · Score: 1
      All of our best models suggest that CO2 can play a very large role in climate change.

      All of our best models can barely predict the weather next week.

      All of our best models also seem to produce the same results (which happen to agree with the politics of the model-creator) regardless of the input conditions.

      Climate modeling is hard, because the climate is chaotic, poorly understood, and we have no way to test the models.

    60. Re:The orgy must end by yosemite · · Score: 1

      I think we need to ask ourselves what the eventual goal should be. Our standard of living is endlessly doubling, but to what end? We all need to examine what is important in our lives. When we do that, the consumer lifestyle falls aside naturally. It is a lifeless husk, there's nothing of substance to it.

      So yes, build your catamaran and view your quickly vanishing world.

      Revel in your desire to destroy trees and consume shite.

      And when you climb into bed at night, notice how hollow and meaningless your life is.

    61. Re:The orgy must end by yosemite · · Score: 1

      Japan is one of the most forested countries on earth, it is true. According to Jared Diamond (the book 'Collapse') they shifted their consumption of wood to New Guinea and the tropical rainforests of SE Asia.

      We must take great care that, in preserving our own resources vis-a-vis taxes we do not encourage those countries with currupt or uncaring central governments to exploit their own resources for short-term profit.

      In short: We must be careful not to off-shore environmental destruction.

    62. Re:The orgy must end by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1
      1. The climate is warming MUCH FASTER than we have any record of it doing in the past.

      May I have a link to your reference to this? The NASA.GOV link I posted earlier graphs the rate of change observed in the fossil records and other sources for nearly as long as life has existed as multiple cells on this planet, and the current upswing is more gradual than others in the past. We're noticing it because we're directly observing it this time around, but climate shifts in the past have been both (geologically) gradual and sudden.

      2. Regardless of why the climate is changing, the change will inconvenience us considerably, and expensively over the next 50 years or so.

      Quite likely. And, it will quite likely be doubly expensive if we discount the fact that we can only attempt to moderate what may be a "done deal". There are any number of potential "cascade events" in nature that would flood the atmosphere with levels of green house gasses that make our contribution seem small. The collapse of a small number Methane hydrate deposits on the ocean floor is suspected in numerous to 5-7C short-term jumps in global temperatures. A GOOGLE search for "Methane hydrate" comes up with many wonderfully gloomy articles on this.

    63. Re:The orgy must end by levity+island · · Score: 1

      How do people save money? They record every expense, and then it becomes clear where they can cut back.

      So do the same for all the resources you consume, not just money.

      Notice every time you use electricity. Notice every time you use fuel. Notice every time you throw away packaging. Pay attention to the waste you produce, and see what you can do to reduce or reuse it.

      Realize how little you really need to live happily, versus how much the Great American Consumer Machine wants you to spend.

      Use less. Live simply. Let go of what you don't need.

      Make it a game. Post your scores on the Internet. Trade tips.

      Start now.

    64. Re:The orgy must end by WoodstockJeff · · Score: 1
      Funny you should accuse me of putting words in your mouth, after this opening salvo:
      So your position is to continue to rape the planet, full speed ahead? Sounds sensible. Let's do it.

      The beat of a humming bird's wings in central China affects the global climate to some extent, as does its breathing, its effects upon the flowers it feeds upon, and its droppings. Wild fires in Australia and Africa raise CO2 and particulate levels, affecting the climate. Forests in the US absorb more CO2 than the U.S. produces, according to satellite data, but that's conveniently left out of the discussion. Also left out is the fact that forested land in the United States exceeds what the continent had at the time of the country's founding, because we've been fighting the natural fires that deforested entire mountains in the past. Of course, this has had an effect on the climate, too... as well as the ecosystems that depend upon periodic fires to reinvigorate them.

      I, for one, would gladly pay $200 per month for electricity instead of $80 if I knew we would greatly increase our chance of creating a more sustainable lifestyle.

      And we probably will, too, but it will not go towards "sustainable lifestyles", it will go towards meeting some collection of government regulations designed to appease people like you, rather than really address the issues at hand.

      Are you aware of just how much land would be plastered with solar panels or mirrors to provide a mere 10% of today's electical usage? We're talking hundreds of thousands of acres. And have you looked into the climate change caused by massive wind power farms? Some areas have seen localized mean temperature increases of 1 to 2C over 5 years, traceable to reduced wind velocities, brought about by harvesting the wind's energy.

      There are big problems with just about every "renewable" source of energy we've found so far. Hydrogen is a net loss energy transport. Centralized generation of electricity loses 40-50% of its input in heat losses during delivery, no matter what the base source. The most effective way to store solar energy is through crops... but they're not in a ready-to-use form. And many complain about the green house gasses generated by burning plants, while neglecting the fact that the plants collected those gasses before-hand.

      I know... Let's build a huge, stainless steel methane collector over Siberia, to prevent the methane from escaping. The stainless steel will reflect the sun's heat back into space, lowering the mean temperature, eventually allowing the bogs to re-freeze. In the mean time, we use that methane as a source of hydrogen, to run our fuel-cell cars on, until it runs out, and we have to start melting the peat again....

    65. Re:The orgy must end by paulpas · · Score: 1

      It's hard to make the change of lifestyle when the lifestyle (employer) gives us money to support our families. I'm all about living in nature and using the lands natural resources (hug trees), but wont that just swing he pendulum back for a few hundred years to repeat the cycle?

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      -PMP-
    66. Re:The orgy must end by khallow · · Score: 1
      Let's quit being fucking idiots. What do we need to do?

      For starters, we need to stop with the ideological silliness. For example, you talk of the "orgy of mass consumption" and "raping the globe". Mass consumption merely is trading of mass produced goods in some sort of uniform network. It is efficient in that it doesn't waste resources particularly human ones.

      For example, I can go into any Wal-Mart, anywhere in the US, and buy a mass produced umbrella. The umbrella maker uses their labor and material resources efficiently, Wal Mart delivers this good efficiently (eg, reduces the CO2 emission from transporting this good), and my time and money is used efficiently. What's the problem?

      Second, if a good generates greenhouse gasses and that turns out to be a bad thing, then we can apply a tax to it. No need to ideological screw with a working system.

      And that's my key point here, this system of "mass consumption" which is "raping the Earth" works. It makes peoples' lives better, it uses resources efficiently (which we need to reduce our environmental footprint). I grant that the evidence is leaning strongly towards a need for intervention on greenhouse gasses, but nobody has put forward a credible reason to change society.

      You claim that humanity is going down a suicidal path, but your path appears worse to me. We currently feed humanity and elevate it from poverty. What system do you propose that can do better? What's your solution that works?

    67. Re:The orgy must end by khallow · · Score: 1
      Changing the momentum which consumerism has developed this century is not going to be an easy task. It may be faster to just embrace it, in order to help accelerate it over the cliff it may or may not be headed towards a little sooner. It may be unfortunate that billions may go with it along with our economy, ecology, environment and all, but if the evolutionists are correct, a billion years from now, it will all just be an extra thick grey layer in some rock, and some scientist from the current dominant species will be trying to figure out what amazing catastrophy could have caused such a mass extinction as they simulate possible scenarious on their newly developed toxic byproduct producing technology.

      Sigh. This is poetic, but meaningless. Rather than suicide and destroy humanity in the process, how about you think about the problem.

      Consider this in the developed societies:

      • Society works. You can get food, shelter, etc without a lot of work required on your part.
      • You are reasonably free.
      • We can reduce the environmental footprint of society. We have already.
      So global warming appears to be a problem. Ok, we reduce production of CO2, increase its absorption, or come up with some way to reduce the solar radiation incident on Earth. Ie, we fix the problem, just like we have so many other environmental problems.
    68. Re:The orgy must end by Port-0 · · Score: 1

      Sigh. This is poetic, but meaningless.

      Ok, I realize I am a pathetic peon compared to your great intellect. But that aside...

      Rather than suicide and destroy humanity in the process, how about you think about the problem.

      Global Warming is not the problem. Global Warming is the symptom. You can stick a bandaid on the symptom, but the problem won't go away and will continue to show up in other ways.

      We can reduce the environmental footprint of society. We have already.

      I'm sorry, but this statement is absolutely false. Developed countries have done nothing but grow their environmental footprint. They may reduce it in their country, but that is only because the real damaging part of that footprint has been outsourced to India and other less developed countries of the world.

    69. Re:The orgy must end by khallow · · Score: 1
      Global Warming is not the problem. Global Warming is the symptom. You can stick a bandaid on the symptom, but the problem won't go away and will continue to show up in other ways.

      The analogy is faulty since lot of our "bandaids" won't wash off and a lot of our "symptoms" won't reappear.

      I'm sorry, but this statement is absolutely false. Developed countries have done nothing but grow their environmental footprint. They may reduce it in their country, but that is only because the real damaging part of that footprint has been outsourced to India and other less developed countries of the world.

      Here's a counterexample. Air pollution in developed countries has declined tremendouly since the 50's. There's no reason the same techniques wouldn't work in India. The "exporting the pollution" argument is bogus.

    70. Re:The orgy must end by Port-0 · · Score: 1

      The analogy is faulty since lot of our "bandaids" won't wash off and a lot of our "symptoms" won't reappear.

      The point is we will constantly be working on the solution to the next symptom, we will be chasing the tail of the problem rather than being preventative, not that the bandaid will wash off. Sure we still have to consider the symptom and treat that, but if we end our treatment there, we set ourselves up to repeat the process.

      Here's a counterexample. Air pollution in developed countries has declined tremendouly since the 50's. There's no reason the same techniques wouldn't work in India. The "exporting the pollution" argument is bogus.

      Technically there is no reason it wouldn't work. But there are lots of other reasons it won't work practically. India is a fairly technically advanced nation as the world goes. Why don't they implement emmissions controls on cars and power plants? Their economy would not be able to sustain it. Now we live in an economy which is globally linked. Are you willing to pay more to your phone company so they can pay their outsourced call centers more, so their employees can afford to ride in newer cleaner transportation? It's not going to happen. I've spent a fair amount of time in the underdeveloped world. The idea that we can transplant technology from the US or Europe to solve problems in other places doesn't work well in reality. It's been tried and failed many times. Example: many NGOs in Africa have had well drilling programs to provide clean drinking water. A very basic need. Most of those wells are not functioning in 6 months or less unless the organization continuously returns to maintain it. It's low tech, not much to a well and a hand pump. The people in these cultures are every bit as intelligent as us, but other cultures don't operate the way ours do, and tech doesn't fit in the same way it does in ours.

      My original point was not that we should destroy humanity. Rather it's a complex problem, change is a long way off. It's not as simple as saying hey lets stop this behavior and do it a different way. There is too much momentum pushing culture in the direction it's going. Fixing global warming doesn't change the fact that our culture is geared towards an attitude of "who cares what happens, it won't affect me in my lifetime." Why do we continue to go that way? That's the problem that needs to be fixed. Obviously global warming has to be dealt with too, but if that's all we do, we are still in trouble.

    71. Re:The orgy must end by starfishsystems · · Score: 1
      Man didn't cause the desertification of the Sahara region, but it happened...

      [I'm late coming to this, but I happened to see your comment while I was metamoderating.]

      According to historical records, what is now the Sahara desert was fertile cropland during the Roman Empire. Its ensuing salinification and loss of soils marks the first widespread environmental disaster directly attributable to human activity.

      --
      Parity: What to do when the weekend comes.
  48. Top Real Estate in 70 years by Tablizer · · Score: 1, Troll

    I've heard that one of the reasons that the Russians didn't sign the Kyoto Agreement was because they are tired of the cold and *want* a warmer country.

    Global warming may be good for *some* countries.

    1. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      but they did sign the Kyoto treaty!

    2. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      but they did sign the Kyoto treaty!

      Maybe. I think it was belated, though. They didn't want to be on the same side as those nasty Iraq-invading Americans.

    3. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by truckaxle · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is that in Soviet Siberian Russia the global warming is intelligently designed?

    4. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by Karma+Farmer · · Score: 1

      I heard the same thing. You can trust me, because I'm on the internet.

      Also, I heard that you huff spray paint.

    5. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I've heard that one of the reasons that the Russians didn't sign the Kyoto Agreement was because they are tired of the cold and *want* a warmer country.

      Might be reasonable except they have signed http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-dyn/articles/A294 59-2004Nov5.html.

      I'm at a loss to know how to deal with the "Ohhh, I could do with a little global warming down my way" arguement. If anyone out in cyberweb-land has modeled rapid change in average temp and found it to be kinda nifty, then please share. The only analysis I've seen falls in line with what DARPA apparently reckon's, i.e. its gonna be a bumpy nasty ride with the big kids doing unpleasant things to the little kids...http://observer.guardian.co.uk/print/0,3858 ,4864237-102275,00.html

    6. Re:Top Real Estate in 70 years by Tablizer · · Score: 1

      So what your saying is that in Soviet Siberian Russia the global warming is intelligently designed?

      Trolling two controversial topics (environ & evol.) with one stone, eh? Efficient trolling, dude :-)

  49. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ohhh, real scary slick. You're really intimidating over the internet...

  50. Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    ..this submission is a good example of why your statistics aren't representative of the real picture of climate change. When you say, "Hey, it's not even 1 degree warmer! Bok bok bok!", you're talking about average temperatures.

    Meanwhile, some places -- like Siberia -- are heating up, while others -- like warm ocean currents that heat air -- are cooling down. So it's not surprising that some areas are getting hotter and some are getting cooler. The point is that we can see evidence that a climactic equilibrium that has existed for hundreds of years is now becoming much more dynamic and unpredictable. And we're probably to blame for at least some of it, and maybe most of it.

    Anyway, the short version of this speech is: Averages are often terribly misleading statistics.

    1. Re:Interestingly enough... by _defiant_ · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The point is that we can see evidence that a climactic equilibrium that has existed for hundreds of years is now becoming much more dynamic and unpredictable. And we're probably to blame for at least some of it, and maybe most of it.

      Hundreds of years on a geological time scale is nothing; it's a blink of an eye. And the climate hasn't been stable for even that long. On a scale of tens of thousands of years it's obvious that the planet has a cyclic climate, oscillating between ice ages and periods of warmer temperatures than we have now.

      Yes, our greenhouse emissions have almost certainly sped up the warming that was happening anyways. Instead of tens of thousands of years we're now talking hundreds of years.

      But the big question, in my mind, is "what comes next?" We weren't there to observe the previous cycles; sure, we know they happened but we don't completely understand why. Have we broken the cycle or just given it a little kick? Will current global warming lead to another mini-ice age?

      I find the article interesting in relation to those questions. There's no point in worrying over it: how do you stop 70 billion tonnes of methane? You don't. If we have reached some sort of tipping point then hold on. Humans will either learn to adapt or we'll die. I happen to think we'll adapt just fine.

    2. Re:Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      the difference between last ice age and todays average global temperature is ONLY 3-4 C !!!
      This looks like nothing but as you can see, it makes a huge difference!

    3. Re:Interestingly enough... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      There's no point in worrying over it: how do you stop 70 billion tonnes of methane? You don't.

      It's obviously too late to do anything about that now. Much of the reason it is such a threat is because it is being released so rapidly. If it weren't for the incredibly rapid warming (on a global/ecological scale) that *we* have caused, that methane would at most trickle out and be naturally broken down before it could accumulate and have any real effect.

      However that 70 billion tonnes is nothing. With a few minutes of Googling and calculation, I get about 27.3 TRILLION metric tons of methane clathrates globally, mostly at the bottom of the ocean. Even if that figure is off by an order of magnitude or so, it is clear that the Siberian methane release is a drop in the global methane bucket.

      If our CO2 releases continue to accellerate plus this methane surge from Siberia, it could accellerate the warming and melt other surface deposits and begin warming the ocean and triggering a staggering methane belch.

      We can't undo what's already happened and we can't wave a magic want to eliminate current CO2 releases, but the rate of change is almost as important as the magnitude of the change. Biological and geological processes do break down methane and sink CO2, and the biosphere can adapt to change, but only at a limited rate. Dialing back the process can make a huge difference, and might even avoid a catastrophic runaway tipping point.

      In fact this is exactly one of the leading theories in some of the earth's largest extinction events, that a slow warming of roughly 5C can melt the ocean methane deposits triggering an almost instant additional 5C jump. That this may have been responsible for a 95% extintion of marine species and 70% extinction of terrestrial species. An event that made the dinosaur extinction look like a tiny blip.

      Will anything like this actually happen if we don't do anything to avoid it? We don't know. If we are heading that way, is it too late to do anything to prevent it? We don't know. The one thing that is clear is that the current Whitehouse is being extremely unwise in ignoring the issue and in actively sabotaging scientific investigation.

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    4. Re:Interestingly enough... by dajak · · Score: 4, Interesting

      On a scale of tens of thousands of years it's obvious that the planet has a cyclic climate, oscillating between ice ages and periods of warmer temperatures than we have now.

      There is a much shorter climate-related transgression cycle for most coasts. In the Netherlands geology, archeology, and history suggest roughly the following cycle for the last few millenia:

      Duinkerke III B (1000 - 1200)
      Duinkerke III A (800 - 1000)
      Duinkerke II (250 - 600)
      Duinkerke I (500 - 200 BC)
      Duinkerke 0 (1500 - 1000 BC)
      Calais IV B (2150 - 1800 BC)
      Calais IV A2 (2450 - 2150 BC)
      Calais IV A1 (2700 - 2450 BC)
      Calais III (3300 - 2700 BC)

      The recent stability of coastlines is clearly exceptional. The map of Ptolemaeus for instance, based on Duinkerke I data, shows most of the Netherlands, a part of Belgium, the east of England, and the Venice area in Italy missing (consistent with a modest rise of the sea level).

      Peat formation occurs only in specific cold, wet, and acidic conditions. If land along the coast contains a large amount of peat, a few degrees of warming causing just a slight rise of the sea level, also causes the land to sink. In a few decades land can sink into the sea or turn into a lake, as our ancestors have frequently seen happening in the early middle ages. In 2003 we had two small floods in the Netherlands caused by collapsing peat dikes because of the unusually dry weather.

      In the case of Siberia there is another major catalyst for quick change: melting of frozen water in peat. A little change in climate can have great consequences, apparently.

      If we have reached some sort of tipping point then hold on. Humans will either learn to adapt or we'll die. I happen to think we'll adapt just fine.

      Me too, but I am starting to get slightly worried about the future value of my house.

    5. Re:Interestingly enough... by kisak · · Score: 1
      But the big question, in my mind, is "what comes next?" We weren't there to observe the previous cycles; sure, we know they happened but we don't completely understand why. Have we broken the cycle or just given it a little kick? Will current global warming lead to another mini-ice age?

      I guess the best way to get some answers to these questions is by not sabotaging the climate scientist trying to find out. It might be unconvinent for some spine-less politicians that climate scientists have shown the current rapid climate change is human made. But the immoral games these politicians are playing with facts are damaging the search to answer questions like the ones you just posed. While scientist are now starting the crucial next step to look for way to deal with the climate change, the ignorent general public in some countries still think that the current global warming is not caused by our societes over-use of oil based fuels.

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    6. Re:Interestingly enough... by linzeal · · Score: 2, Insightful

      The problem is that the cycle may spin out of control like Venus which I'm sure had cyclic seasons till it got hit with something that virtually stopped its rotation.

    7. Re:Interestingly enough... by theREALbillder · · Score: 0

      ENMOD Radiation Science and Earthquakes

      GLOBAL WARMING IS JUST ONE PART OF A FARCE WHOSE TRUE PURPOSE IS TO SECRETLY DEPLOY ENVIRONMENTAL MODIFICATION SCIENCE TO MELT THE ICE CAPS (oil and mineral wealth galore!) AND TO TERRORIZE ANY COUNTRY WHO WILL NOT GET IN LINE WITH THE CULT OF DEATH WHICH THE NWO IS.....

      Bearden Described The Working of TMTs (Tesla Magnifying Transmitters):

      They will go through anything. What you do is set up a standing wave through the Earth and the molten core of the Earth begins to feed that wave (We are talking Tesla now). When you have that standing wave, you have set up a triode. What you've done is that the molten core of the earth is feeding the energy and its like your signalthat you are putting inis gating the gate of a triode....then what you do is that you change the frequency. If you change the frequency one way (dephase it) you dump the energy up in the atmosphere beyond the point on the other side of the earth that you focused upon. You start ionising the air, you can change the weather flow patterns (Jet streams etc)you can change all thatif you dump it graduallyreal graduallyyou influence the heck out of the weather...its a great weather machine. If you dump it sharply, you don't get a little ionization like that...you will get fireballs and flashes (Plasma & Earthquakes) that will come down on the surface of the earth...you can cause enormous weather changes over entire regions by playing that thing back and forth....

      THIS WAS DEFEATED BY BUSH SO HE AND HIS CHRISTIAN CULT OF DEATH COULD DEPLOY RADIATION TECHNOLOGY ON THE USA TO CONQUER IT FOR THE BANKS OF LONDON (ROTHSCHILDISRAEL) WHOM THEY ARE LOYAL TO...CHRISTIANITY IS ANTIAMERICAN.

      from The Space Preservation ACt of 2001
      NOTICE THE REFERENCE TO TECTONIC WEAPONS

      To preserve the cooperative, peaceful uses of space for the benefit of all humankind by permanently prohibiting the basing of weapons in space by the United States, and to require the President to take action to adopt and implement a world treaty banning spacebased weapons.

      This Act may be cited as the `Space Preservation Act of 2001'.

      SEC. 2. REAFFIRMATION OF POLICY ON THE PRESERVATION OF PEACE IN SPACE.

      Congress reaffirms the policy expressed in section 102(a) of the National Aeronautics and Space Act of 1958 (42 U.S.C. 2451(a)), stating that it `is the policy of the United States that activities in space should be devoted to peaceful purposes for the benefit of all mankind.'.

      SEC. 3. PERMANENT BAN ON BASING OF WEAPONS IN SPACE.

      The President shall

      (1) implement a permanent ban on spacebased weapons of the United States and remove from space any existing spacebased weapons of the United States; and

      (2) immediately order the permanent termination of research and development, testing, manufacturing, production, and deployment of all spacebased weapons of the United States and their components.

      SEC. 4. WORLD AGREEMENT BANNING SPACEBASED WEAPONS.

      The President shall direct the United States representatives to the United Nations and other international organizations to immediately work toward negotiating, adopting, and implementing a world agreement banning spacebased weapons.

      SEC. 5. REPORT.

      The President shall submit to Congress not later than 90 days after the date of the enactment of this Act, and every 90 days thereafter, a report on

      (1) the implementation of the permanent ban on spacebased weapons required by section 3; and

      (2) progress toward negotiating, adopting, and implementing the agreement described in section 4.

      SEC. 6. NON SPACEBASED WEAPONS ACTIVITIES.

      Nothing in this Act may be construed as prohibiting the use of funds for

      (1) space exploration;

      (2) space research and development;

      (3) testing, manufacturing, or production that is not related to spacebased weapons or systems; or

      (4) civil, commercial, or defense activities (including communications, navigation, surveillance, re

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    8. Re:Interestingly enough... by HyperTiger · · Score: 1

      "However that 70 billion tonnes is nothing. With a few minutes of Googling and calculation, I get about 27.3 TRILLION metric tons of methane clathrates globally, mostly at the bottom of the ocean"

      The methane at the bottom of the ocean won't affect the greenhouse so much as the methane in the atmosphere. I think the article states that the methane released from the Siberian melting is going to release a quarter as much as is already in the air when the water drains from the lakes formed.

      A quarter of what is already in the atmosphere is quite significant.

    9. Re:Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      >The point is that we can see evidence that a climactic equilibrium that has existed for hundreds of years is now becoming much more dynamic and unpredictable.

      We haven't been collecting data long enough to know whether or not this is a simple ebb and flow that happens over 1000's of years. We haven't been collecting data long enough to know if climactic equilibrium has ever even existed.

      Geologically speaking, if you put the history of the world, in terms of the length of a human life, we have been collecting world wide climactic data for less than a second.

      You can't base anything on that; you can't possibly see a pattern that's older than 100 years old or so. It's equivalent to proclaiming that you found the cause of all cancer based on what happened with a single lab animal. It's preposterous.

      We all know there was an Ice Age right? Before that it was lush and warm. Common sense tells me we are heading back to lush and warm. After that, we will have another Ice Age. Since Nature is cyclic, and we haven't seen another Ice Age, how do we even know where we are in the climactic cycle. *We haven't been through one yet!* LOL.

      People on both sides of the global warming argument are dead wrong, simply because there is not enough data to prove either side is right. The real answer is "Nobody knows". Scientists, of all people, should realize this and admit the freaking truth.

      I am all for cleaning up the air, the environment and everything else. But frame the reason based on something you understand, such as "The air stinks" or "Everything is filthy a week after we clean it" or "It's causing acid rain".

      Don't blame something we don't understand yet on something else we barely understand. It's stupid and pointless. Intelligent people should know better...

      It reminds me of the people that proclaimed the world is flat, that the sun rotated around the earth and many other crackpot theories based on "facts", "data" and "evidence" that were insufficient to base anything on.

      L8,
      AC

    10. Re:Interestingly enough... by AJWM · · Score: 1

      how do you stop 70 billion tonnes of methane?

      Well, we could burn it. That would convert it into harmless water vapor, CO2, and heat.

      Oh, wait....

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    11. Re:Interestingly enough... by qeveren · · Score: 1

      That would actually be a useful stop-gap measure. Water vapor and CO2 aren't as efficient at trapping heat as methane is. Of course, this still adds to the problem, only at a slower rate.

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    12. Re:Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Exactly. Someone mod parent up!

    13. Re:Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Um. Yah, I think you missed the whole point of the post. What happens to all of that Methane in the sea if temps go up?

    14. Re:Interestingly enough... by Foobar+of+Borg · · Score: 1

      This is why, when you are giving statistics in a scientific or engineering paper (though it is ignored in the popular media), you need to give both average and standard deviation (or variance) to give a real statistical picture. Even if the average temperature were to stay the same, if the standard deviation is rapidly increasing, we are still screwed. Basically, we can average 20 degrees for the year every year, but there is a world of difference between a temperature range of -10 degrees to 40 degrees (with an yearly average of 20 degrees) (for example) and -100 degrees to 100 degrees (also with an yearly average of 20 degrees).

    15. Re:Interestingly enough... by HiThere · · Score: 3, Interesting

      Well, it's both more and less complex than you suggest.

      I'm no climate scientist, so take this with a grain of salt, but:
      Different "greenhouse gasses" block different parts of the spectrum. It's my understanding that the section that CO2 blocks is already nearly closed. That means that further increases in CO2 will have little effect...there.
      OTOH, methane blocks a different window. Ditto for sulfide ions (or perhaps it's hydrogen sulfide).

      When a window is blocked, further releases have little effect on temperature, but continued releases prevent the window opening as the current gasses are cycled into the environment.

      Methane has a relatively short half-life in the atmosphere. On the order of a decade. Then bacteria eat it and it gets turned into CO2.

      HOWEVER, those methane clathrates that you mentioned are stored in "ices" that are very sensitive to the pressure and the temperature of the ocean that surrounds them. Occasionally something happens that causes large releases. If you know what, you know more than I do, but a warmer ocean sounds plausible.

      Then there's another greenhouse gas. Water vapor. And we KNOW that that one's quite sensitive to temperature. The hotter it gets, the more water evaporates from the surface of the ocean. The warmer the air is, the longer it stays evaporated. And it's a very potent greenhouse gas.

      Now the interesting thing is, the ocean has a long delay built into it. Water only evaporates from the surface, but the ocean has to be heated as a whole, and it has a vast thermal bulk. And water vapor in air is unstable. It tends to percipitate.

      So the oceans are slowly being heated, which is increasing the rate of evaporation. And while a warmer atmosphere can hold more water, it can't hold an ocean's worth. So percipitation happens...but where? Not where it used to!

      At some point we should start seing wild artic storms...something that hasn't been seen in centuries (at least). As long as the snow all melts in summer, the average temperature of the world will continue increasing, but at some point there will be a year of wilder than normal storms followed by a colder than average summer. This will lead to increased ice-pack, and snow not melting in the summer. But the ocean is still HOT, so it keeps evaporating more water. And in a few years, perhaps less than a decade, the glaciers will again start marching South.

      As more and more land is covered by year-round snow, more light gets reflected back out into space. But it takes a long time for the oceans to give up their heat, and until they have finished doing so, there will be lots of percipitation every year, and each year more of it will be in the form of ice and snow.

      This vast accumulation of ice and snow on the surface of the land will cause the ocean level to drop. (Sorry, I left out the ocean level rising during the lead up, but you're already familiar with that one.)

      The last time the glaciers marched they scooped out the great lakes and Yosemite valley. That's around the latitude of San Francisco and Washington. I'm not sure how far South they got in Europe...but most of it was covered. (OTOH, the Mediterranian Sea was a fertile grassland. The sea level REALLY dropped.)

      Another feature of this is that the continents float on a layer of underlying magma, and how high they float depends on how much weight is present. Water is heavy, so when the glaciation is in full force, the continents start to submerge into the magma (they never get very far ...). When it is later removed, they BOUNCE. So expect lots of vulacanism. What's lots? I have no idea. I think that the Deccan Trapps were set off by a meteor impact (on the other side of the world), so it probably wouldn't be that bad. My WAG (wild ass guess) is: Think of the "ring of fire" the circles the Pacific. Now imagine it two or three times as active, and all around the atlantic as well. And at a few places in the continental interiors. And that's definitely a WAG.

      So. Well, if you ask how much certainty I have in that model...not much, but more than in any alternative I've been presented with.

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    16. Re:Interestingly enough... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "And we're probably to blame for at least some of it, and maybe most of it."

      And you base this assertion on what, exactly?

    17. Re:Interestingly enough... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The methane at the bottom of the ocean won't affect the greenhouse so much as the methane in the atmosphere.

      The methane at the bottom of the ocean is trapped in a special methane-water variant of ice. If the ocean warms up the methane ice melts and the methane bubbles up to the surface... and into the atmosphere.

      P.S.
      It seems I missread the estimate of methane at the bottom of the ocean, it is between about 2 and 9 trillion tons, not 27 trillion. Not that it matters much, we're still talking about 60 times as much methane as in all of Siberia.

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    18. Re:Interestingly enough... by Alsee · · Score: 1

      The ocean thermal inertia... in retrospect it is *so* obvious and simple, I'm surprised I hadn't come across that particular aspect before.

      I'm familiar with the continential rebound effect etc etc... but it's funny, I feel like I've been working with multiplication and division and I'm suddenly appreciating some addition someone just pointed out. Doh! Ocean thermal inertia directly explains a rapid deposit of staggering glaciers.

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    19. Re:Interestingly enough... by Mike570 · · Score: 1

      You described the end of civilization so calmly. You should work for FEMA.

    20. Re:Interestingly enough... by UnapprovedThought · · Score: 1
      So expect lots of vulacanism. What's lots? I have no idea.

      Is the vulcanism an effect of a receding Ice Age, or is it the cause? I find more references to it being the cause than the effect, but it may simply be a convenient assumption that is just carried along without being questioned. Wikipedia claims that the causes of ice ages is still controversial.

      Of course there is also the possibility that vulcanism is triggered by both edges. Simply interfering with the existing contact points of tectonic plates and disrupting an equilibrium that had been largely "set in stone" might be enough to create new volcanoes at new locations while turning "off" active volcanoes for a while.

      I tried looking for evidence of this, but there are so many glaciation cycles ("little ice ages") within the Pleistocene itself that it would require substantial reams of data to link vulcanism with "ice-weighted continental subduction," (no hits), the best I could find was this, a paper on how the mantle could melt due to decompression (but with no mention of ice caps).

    21. Re:Interestingly enough... by jistanidiot · · Score: 1

      You also forgot that water vapor creates clouds which reflects the sun's energy back into space. Thus cooling the planet. So far the global warming crowd is looking to be as correct as the new ice age crowd in the 50's.

  51. Après moi... by fishbowl · · Score: 1

    ...le déluge.

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    1. Re:Après moi... by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      ...le déluge.
      -fb "but it's a dry heat"

      Make up your mind.

  52. "Global" "Warming"? by That's+Unpossible! · · Score: 1, Insightful

    'Western Siberia has warmed faster than almost anywhere else on the planet, with an increase in average temperatures of some 3C in the last 40 years.'

    Hmm. Sounds like local warming, not global warming.

    In my opinion, you can't believe anything you read about "global warming" or "climate change" -- for or against the idea -- because there's so much bullshit coming from both sides pushing their agendas.

    I am listening to Michael Crichton's STATE OF FEAR book, and I'll admit I have my doubts now about global warming claims. Or at least I'm more skeptical now about claims from either side. Suffice it to say, Crichton is normally a very astute researcher for his books, even though he obviously bends the truth to make his fiction more interesting.

    What if we just all try to not waste as much stuff (food, electricity, natural resources), and assume it'll help?

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    1. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by uncadonna · · Score: 4, Informative
      even though he obviously bends the truth to make his fiction more interesting

      More than a little. http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=74 http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=76

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    2. Re: "Global" "Warming"? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


      > I am listening to Michael Crichton's STATE OF FEAR book, and I'll admit I have my doubts now about global warming claims. Or at least I'm more skeptical now about claims from either side. Suffice it to say, Crichton is normally a very astute researcher for his books, even though he obviously bends the truth to make his fiction more interesting.

      Why the hell anyone would rely on a fiction writer to inform them about the state of the world is beyond me.

      Or if you do, you should at least be a dedicated geek and get your spin on reality from Star Wars or The Matrix.

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    3. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by nysus · · Score: 1

      Jesus, man. Don't you get it? The only bullshit is coming from the neoliberal, right-wing think tanks who the free market is the lord and savior of the mankind. They are in the business of manufacturing doubt so they don't have to worry about pesky governments and the rest of humanity get in the way of their profits.

      These guys are ideologues, not climatologists.

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    4. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by gnuorder · · Score: 1

      If it were only in Western Siberia and wasn't thousands of years of glacier I would agree with you. These patterns are repeated all over the globe, hence the name global warming.

      http://www.google.com/search?q=glaciers+melting&st art=0&start=0&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&client=firefox&rls =org.mozilla:en-US:unofficial

      Of course the national geographic and those others could also be part of the liberal conspiracy to make republicans look foolish by heating up remote places on earth making it seem like the earth is warming. Maybe that is who is buying up all the oil.

    5. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Both sides"?

      Do you realize that outside of the US, the "debate" about global warming doesn't even exist? To the rest of the world, it's much like the creationism "debate" in the US - a funny US-specific phenomenon that nobody takes seriously.

    6. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by maxpublic · · Score: 0, Troll

      Don't you get it?

      Apparently you don't. You're a fanatic on a crusade; and like any fanatic you're convinced that you're right, and anyone who disagrees with you is wrong.

      In case you haven't managed to grab a clue, that makes you somewhat less than credible.

      The only bullshit is coming from the neoliberal, right-wing think tanks who the free market is the lord and savior of the mankind.

      Riiiight. The free market is the source of all environmental evil. Silly me - I guess I should be working to bring socialism to the unwashed masses!

      They are in the business of manufacturing doubt

      And you're in the business of manufacturing hysteria.

      they don't have to worry about pesky governments

      Those "pesky governments" are far more likely to pass pro-business than anti-business legislation. How you've come to the conclusion that government will save us is beyond me. It's also fucking ridiculous, if history is any judge.

      These guys are ideologues, not climatologists.

      You've just described yourself in a nutshell.

      Max

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    7. Re: "Global" "Warming"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      L Ron Hubbard's followers beg to differ.

    8. Re: "Global" "Warming"? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Read the book. Crichton is a Dr and a scientist as well as a writer. Throughout the book he has actual references to numerous scientific publications that show that the current trends are no different than they have been over the past millions of years.

      In fact, studies show that it is more likely that we will see an ice age soon. He even points out how many of the "studies" supporting global warming are suspect.

    9. Re: "Global" "Warming"? by FhnuZoag · · Score: 1

      http://www.realclimate.org/index.php?p=74

      A detailed rebuttal.

      And Crichton is not a climatologist. He's an anthropologist. A degree in anthropology doesn't exactly equip you to make assessments about computer climate models, does it?

    10. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by Qzukk · · Score: 1

      If it takes socialism to teach people and companies that there are costs to doing business beyond the green bits of paper, I'm all for it.

      Except that it doesn't, all it takes is real regulation with teeth. Not our current system of "oh, if you fuck up and pour arsenic in the river, kindly let us know so that we can negotiate a low, low fine for you, then use the taxpayer's money to declare the river a superfund site while you enjoy your riches and move to someplace where people aren't dropping like flies"

      Those "pesky governments" are far more likely to pass pro-business

      THIS is what needs to change. Vote Green, not [L|l]ibertarian on your next election, the latter can't even figure out what they stand for these days, much less bother to care about the environment.

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    11. Re: "Global" "Warming"? by halo8 · · Score: 1

      you fool

      any REAL geek would rely on WATERWORLD with Kevin Costner to give them all the info they need on global warming

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    12. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      You mean neo-con.

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    13. Re:"Global" "Warming"? by pasamio · · Score: 1

      I'm an Australian and I hear plenty about it. Theres a thing called the Kyoto convention which is supposed to reduce green house gasses. The US may not have heard about it because you guys haven't ratified it and are screaming at the top of your lungs holding your hands against your ears trying to ignore it...don't worry the Australian govt is still the faithful servant of the US govt and is following. Funnily enough, global warming _is_ an issue for people, especially those stuck on 1m high islands which face losing their entire country beause of global warming. And to add to the ice age idea, sure there is an ice age coming, but research is beginning to show that global warming rapidly increases causing ice and that to melt causing the release of gasses to increase global warming to the point where it flips over and causes an ice age. Tricky stuff!

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  53. No, you are incorrect by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Interesting

    The earth hasn't really been steadily warming up for the last thousand years. What it did was suddenly and drastically warm up about ten thousand years ago. Since then it has been relatively steady in a single place.

    Aside from this, the problem with global warming is that it does not represent the earth steadily warming up-- even if the earth had been steadily warming before human-caused global warming started. Instead, what we see is a decidedly non-steady, drastic, sudden, and accelerating trend in increasing temperatures right at the beginning of the industrial age.

    We very well may be causing this, which would be bad, but what if we are not?

    Then we're going to have to come up with entirely new models of how climate and atmosphere works, because the ones we have right now all say at the most basic level that if you drastically increase the amount of carbon dioxide in the atmosphere (and humanity has definitely done this) the climate changes.

    Aside from this, think of it like this. Driving while drunk might kill you. However, what if it will not? Well, to what extent does the answer to this question matter? Because that's an outside chance at best.

    Before you mod me down, remember, good scientists ask lots of questions, annoying questions.

    Indeed, so in future if I were you I would stick to asking questions rather than randomly positing statements like "the earth has been steadily warming up for the last several thousand years" without finding backup for that.

  54. Methane by Punboy · · Score: 1

    Hopefully it doesnt build up too fast and explode.

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    1. Re:Methane by dances+with+elks · · Score: 0

      I remeber reading once in physics world (institue of physics magazine) that some one had propsoed a huge methane explosion as the reason for the tunguska blast because it explained the lack of debris and the wired lights in the sky a few days before, maybe if the permafrost melts this might become a regular event?

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  55. CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by MillionthMonkey · · Score: 5, Insightful

    GOOFUS has a PhD.
    GALLANT has a PhD in a field unrelated to his research.

    GOOFUS gets little respect as a scientist outside the scientific community.
    GALLANT gets little respect as a scientist inside the scientific community.

    GOOFUS drives a beat-up old car.
    GALLANT drives a BMW unless his chauffeur is driving.

    GOOFUS wears street clothes to work, maybe a lab suit on occasion.
    GALLANT wears three piece suits at all times.

    GOOFUS is employed by a "university", a "hospital", or a "laboratory".
    GALLANT is employed by a "Coalition", an "Institute", an "Association", a "Foundation", a "Council", or a "White House".

    GOOFUS earns $30000 per year unless they cut his funding.
    GALLANT earns $200000 per year but makes his real money from speaking fees.

    GOOFUS lives anywhere in the country.
    GALLANT lives in a wealthy area near Washington DC, but may have additional homes elsewhere.

    GOOFUS may sometimes be filmed standing in front of big melting icebergs.
    GALLANT may be filmed sitting in front of a bookcase or standing behind a podium at a $2000 per plate fundraiser, although there may be ice melting in his drink.

    GOOFUS is a dues-paying member of several scientific grassroots organizations.
    GALLANT is on the payroll of several scientific astroturf organizations.

    GOOFUS gets summoned for jury duty but is never picked as a juror.
    GALLANT claims "the jury is still out" on evolution or global warming, since he considers himself to be on the jury.

    GOOFUS maintains the world is five billion years old.
    GALLANT isn't really saying, but creationists distribute his pamphlets all the time.

    GOOFUS claims the world is warming as a direct result of human activity.
    GALLANT either claims that climate change doesn't exist, or if it does, that humans have nothing to do with it.

    GOOFUS and his graduate students do the dirty work of collecting raw data and looking for conclusions to be drawn from it.
    GALLANT does the dirty work of discrediting GOOFUS by manipulating his data in Excel with statistically invalid techniques.

    GOOFUS writes scientific papers and grant proposals.
    GALLANT writes the nation's environmental legislation and a column for the Wall Street Journal's editorial page.

    GOOFUS draws scientific conclusions from the data he collects that usually come out in agreement with the scientific consensus.
    GALLANT paints the scientific consensus as being entirely political in nature and enjoys comparing himself to Galileo.

    GOOFUS is heavily trained to be a skeptic and to treat information from all sources with a skeptical mind.
    GALLANT is heavily marketed as a skeptic but reserves his skepticism for GOOFUS.

    GOOFUS isn't paid much attention by the press since his opinions are commonplace among scientists.
    GALLANT holds maverick opinions for a scientist which keeps him busy running from one balanced talk show to the next.

    GOOFUS has no PR skills.
    GALLANT leverages his PR experience all the time, although he has access to paid PR staff.

    GOOFUS claims the sky is falling and we have to take painful steps to reduce CO2 emissions now.
    GALLANT claims the free market will take care of it and recommends solving the problem by conning Zimbabwe out of their pollution credits.

    GOOFUS advises his kids not to go into science.
    GALLANT advises the president.

    1. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      Applause!

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    2. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by superpulpsicle · · Score: 1

      Now that is a mighty good post. That's +99 mod for being mad insightful...

    3. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by violet16 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      That you think a scientist's knowledge of economics would be relevent to his opinions about the nature of climate change says a lot.

    4. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Way to embarass yourself! Applause!

    5. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by TheSloth2001ca · · Score: 1

      hahah... that made my day

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    6. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I said nothing of the sort. Why do you think a scientist's knowledge of climatology is relevant to his opinions about the economy?

      p.s. Why can the GP poke fun at conservatives, but no one is allowed to poke fun at liberals?

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    7. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by idsofmarch · · Score: 2, Insightful
      That's right, GOOFUS must be biased. I mean he works at (gasp!) Stanford of all places where they just rub crystals together. GOOFUS has never considered the conservative viewpoint, the ideas of the people, or has taken economic data and use that as the baseline for climate data.

      He probably flunked that 'conservative' student for being illogical.

      Brandybuck, seriously something is happening and we can argue for the next millenia about whether humans caused it or not, but we may still have time to act, we may still have some chance of reversing a series of effects that will wreak havoc on the world's economies. We can fritter away this time continuing to accept a supposedly 'conservative' viewpoint, or we can act. Even if we may find sometime later that the world's climate was going to change humanity be damned at least we acted with the best information at the time. But, no we're going to sit and wait for the very worst effects and then all the environmentalists can say See, we told you this would happen while we're bailing water out of the Capital building.

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    8. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Because the state of the economy relies upon science, whereas good science is independent of economics. Besides, scientists are not giving economic opinions, they are simply giving scientific opinions which happen to have economic consequences.

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    9. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
      Why can the GP poke fun at conservatives, but no one is allowed to poke fun at liberals?

      How did we segue from "scientists" to "liberals"? If you're implying that it's impossible to have a scientific outlook and not be a liberal, that's a rather telling admission.

    10. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Superfluid+Blob · · Score: 1

      Oh, marvellous! *applause*

    11. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      5 billion years old? What do you consider to be the world? Our solar system is about that old, the world is much older.

    12. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Alsee · · Score: 1

      [scientists] never had a conservative colleague in fifteen years

      You're suggesting that conservatives are incapable of being scientists?

      That's one of those amusing situtations where being right and "winning" the argument refelects far worse on you than being wrong.

      he did have a conservative student two years ago

      Assuming you are right and a conservative ideology produces virtually zero students with an interest and aptitude in science, well I would hardly consider that a positive reflection.

      (which he flunked)

      By any chance did that student happen to go to highschool in Kansas? Chuckle.

      He's never taken one class in economics, but that doesn't stop him from proposing extreme radical economic policies.

      The exploration and explanation and predictions and consequences of Global Warming is science. Exploring and predicting the economic effects of various alternative policies is economics. Choosing between those alternative policies is politics.

      Science NEVER tells you what you "should" do. Science may predict that creating a black hole will devour the earth and destroy all life, but science does not inherently say you should or should not do that.

      If we properly deal with and accept the science and we decide that we would preffer the outcome of accepting more warming in order to avoid the economic costs of alternatives, well ok, that is at least a rational choice. What is NOT acceptable... and what the Whitehouse and the oil companies have been doing... is ignoring and actively sabotaging the science simply they dislike the science and predictions and alternatives.

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    13. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      GOOFUS has a gorram sense of humor, even if it's sometimes baleful, black humor.
      GALLANT can dish it out, but he can't take it.

    14. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by thenefariousone · · Score: 1

      GOOFUS has a part time job selling microscopes. GALLANT has a part time job selling Monorails http://www.snpp.com/episodes/9F10.html/ !

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    15. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I'm not the original poster, but I consider "world" to be synonymous with "earth", not "universe".

    16. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by endoplasmicMessenger · · Score: 2, Interesting
      Gee, I wasn't really sure where you were going with this until you finally tipped your hat with:

      GALLANT claims "the jury is still out" on evolution or global warming, since he considers himself to be on the jury.

      Here's a surprise for you: there are GALLANT's and GOOFUS's on both sides of the fence.

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    17. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And neither Goofus nor Gallant can be trusted because they are both so wrapped up in their particular ideologies that it hinders any objectivity they might have.

      Goofus writes grants and you think this makes him less compromised than Gallant? I guess you have never worked in the "go along to get along" world of leftist academics much, then.

    18. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by squidflakes · · Score: 1

      GOOFUS is a regular at the pawn shop, can't afford to get the breaks repaired on his motorcycle, and eats fewer calories than 90% of the students in his 200 level class.
      GALLANT has gout and paid no tax last year because his CPA is that good.

      GOOFUS can't even get his University to approve travel expenses that they themselves forced him to incur.
      GALLANT's flights are paid for with your taxes.

      GOOFUS wrote 13 peer reviewed papers, 6 grant proposals, over 3000 status reports last year.
      GALLANT took the credit for every single one of them.


      Saddly, all of these things and more apply to my buddy James who is a real scientist.

    19. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      He probably flunked that 'conservative' student for being illogical.

      Probably so. But that doesn't mean that the student was illogical, only that the professor believed he was. I've seen this stuff happen first hand.

      We all believe in our own beliefs. That's why they're called "beliefs". It doesn't matter if we're liberal, conservative, socialist or libertarian, we objectively believe that our ideologies are correct. Thus, when a professor encounters a student who disagrees with him ideologically, most will percieve the student to be illogical.

      Some professors will debate the student in an effort to "convert" him. Others will challenge the student in the hope that at least his critical thinking skills will get a workout. But unfortunately there are some that will simply mark down the student in their gradebook.

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    20. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      You're suggesting that conservatives are incapable of being scientists?

      Not in the least! It was giving a humorously exaggerated response to the humorously exaggerated grandparent post. But I keep forgetting that liberals have no sense of humor. My apologies.

      By any chance did that student happen to go to highschool in Kansas? Chuckle.

      Oh wait! Liberals DO have a sense of humour! Unfortunately it's limited to tired stereotypes of conservatives and rural Americans.

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    21. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Loopy · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      In spite of its irrelevance, class warfare just never gets old, does it?

    22. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      I'm not talking about scientists giving opinions on science related policies, but rather on scientists giving opinions on purely political policies.

      Ever hear of the Union of Concerned Scientists? While many of their positions are environment related (and thus within the purview of a subset of their members), they unfortunately have a tendency to make pronouncements on purely social and political issues.

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    23. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      well that's quite a narrow-minded point of view.

    24. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by lifeblender · · Score: 1

      In spite of its irrelevance, class warfare just never gets old, does it?

      No, it doesn't. It never grows old for those on the bottom, and it never seems relevant for those who think they are on top. YOU ARE IN MY FUCKING BOAT. This shit is going to affect every one of us, and the grandparent is illustrating in a humorous manner that many in power are grinding the scientists into the dust. It's fucking relevant, and it's fucking real.

      If you think for a moment that you are not part of this, that you can be unconcerned, I would advise you to never touch a computer again. We are responsible for the world that we accept, and for preventing accidental harm to others. This GLOBAL WARMING which is happening, this DESTABILIZATION, it's important. And it is being dutifully reported by people who are then spurned and defaced by right-wing politicians, among others. And you are letting it happen, both the smears and the slow destabilization.

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    25. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by ThaReetLad · · Score: 1

      Many economics is often regarded as a science by those who study it, and scientific modelling processes are often applied to it. In fact, many of those models are remarkably similar to natural processes and as such similar conclusions can be made about both scientific and economic realities. Besides, top scientists are some of the most intelligent people on the planet, and that intellect can be applied with equal success to many fields. Compared to quantum physics, economics is childs play. The only spanner in the works are the politicians whose sole motivation is personal wellbeing, which usually means telling people (their voters) exactly what they want to here, and that means either good news, or bad news as long as it can be blamed on the opposing politicians. Bad news for which the blame cannot be deflected, it is the interest of the politician to supress, deny or discredit. This is why politics and science must be seperate, and why the insistance of this current Bush administration to filter scientific research is so wrong.

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    26. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Thalia · · Score: 1

      We don't make fun of Kansas because it's rural (because it isn't, Kansas City is about as rural as Austin). We make fun of Kansas because they think it's a good idea to teach creaction science. And that would lead to a flunking grade in quite a few biology courses.

      Conservatives make perfectly good scientists. And many scientists are socially, fiscally, or religiously conservative. But no reputable scientist, conservative or otherwise, will tell you that humanity has no effect on the earth.

      Thalia

    27. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Wah · · Score: 1

      unfortunately, in this scenario, GALLANT is the lawyer for the defense. They tend not to make very good jurors.

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    28. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Here's a surprise for you: there are GALLANT's and GOOFUS's on both sides of the fence."

      And here's a surprise for you, smartass: apostrophes aren't supposed to be used in such a way. Plural nouns shouldn't look like possessive adjectives.

    29. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Blackthorne28 · · Score: 1

      "Tipped your hat"? Very polite, but the real metaphor makes more sense - "Tipped your hand", as when unintentionally revealing the cards held in your hand while playing poker or the like.

    30. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by valkraider · · Score: 1

      I failed both Science *and* economics. But I kick ass at CounterStrike...

    31. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by RotJ · · Score: 1

      I don't see how it's narrow-minded if it's one of the primary dictionary definitions of the word. World War II wasn't an intergalactic conflict.

    32. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Gaiseric · · Score: 1

      Good grief. Talk about a whole lot of hand wringing by people who have taken 1-2 undergraduate physical science courses and consider themselves scientists..... and then proceed to evangelize on that basis. Give me a break. You all wanna know what a real scientist thinks about this? Well here it is. What we are going through now is an "extinction event". The causes are really a moot point. 50 million years from now, intelligent life (such as it is - speculate amongst yourselves) will look back on this period with the same detached indifferent scientific curiousity that scientists currently view the extinction event in the geologic past (ie. Cretaceous). 50 million years from now, the causes will be irrelevant, since it happened and there's not way to change the fact that it happened. Extinction events happen. Is there truly a difference in the (geologic) long term as to whether extinction events are caused by an asteroid, volcanism, or human endeavors? In the end, not really. We're all gonna die, life as we currently know it will change, and life will go on - and will evolve into something probably much different than what we have now. It's gonna happen, kids, get used to dealing with it. Change would happen with or without human intervention, and no amount of political hand-wringing is going to change that fact. We'll all be long gone by the time it happens - so let's not get all twisted out of shape. You wanted to know how scientists view things? Well there ya go. Flame away, poli-sci majors, flame away. It's not like it's gonna make a bit of difference.

    33. Re:CAN YOU SPOT THE REAL SCIENTIST? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I don't care to register, try not to waste my time with too many blogs, but when people send you a link, what can you do. This is clever, but unfortunately that's all this is. You're obviously one of those people who could contribute significantly if you didn't waste all of your time trying to be clever. But aside from being entertaining, the reality (don't let the bad shows diminish the value of the term!) is that we can't run the real world through your filter of over-simplification. It's easy to complain when you generalize. Both sides of this issue lose credibility by spewing ideological clap trap with no substance. A for effort, C for originality.

  56. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Ah, neoconservatism. Too bad the liberals do not have any candidates that can compete with them.

  57. MOD PARENT UP by ibentmywookie · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    I wish I had mod points...

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    1. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I had mod points, but I spent them all going after people on my freaks list, and the last guy who flamed me.

      No, the system's not broken, that's how it's supposed to work, damnit!

    2. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      By doing this, you leave us metamoderators the disgusting chore of having to mark the moderation as "unfair".

      We know full good and well that when we do so, it may trip off the Slashdot system to not issue you any more mod points.

      Parent, Please do not use the Slashdot Moderation System as a vehicle for carrying out personal vendettas.

      Most of the rest of us hate like the dicken to check that "unfair" box.

      Signed:

      the Metamoderator.

    3. Re:MOD PARENT UP by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Ya know, I did not know that marking as unfair could make other moderators not get mod points anymore.

      Good thing I get asked to metamod at least twice a day.

  58. Intelligent observations are illegal by HermanAB · · Score: 1

    No, you should not make observations like that. It is pure heresy and you will burn in the hell of global warming. The tundra was created by the Gods in an intelligent design, to confuse us and make us think that the earth is older than 6000 years. Also, the increased farming area that the tundra offers, will destroy the whole famine and food aid industry - therefore we need to keep the earth cool.

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  59. BLASPHEMER!!!! by boomgopher · · Score: 1

    How can we pass new legislation!!!!@$#$ How can we legislate human nature@!#Q#^&%

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  60. Re:Third Post by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 4, Funny

    We NeoCons don't deny that the climate is changing; we deny that it's the fault of mankind. We maintain that climate change is a natural part of the planet's life cycle. The planet experienced dramatic global warming following the last ice age -- my car's not that old, is yours?

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  61. It's a neat trick by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If you want to win a debate but don't really have anything to say, you can just make up something stupid and put it in the other guy's mouth. Congratulations! You've won!

  62. Scientific consensus has been reached! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We're fucked!

    Siberia is going to melt!

    Florida is going to be underwater!

    This will all happen very soon!

    Whether we do anything or not, our destiny is foretold!

    Anyone not agreeing with this is a "Person receiving large amounts of cash from an oil company"!

    I use lots exclamation points to give my points more weight!

  63. thawing frozen peat bog by taj · · Score: 2, Insightful


    Just hits me strange.

    So what was this frozen peat bog before? How did peat grow in ice?

    1. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by leifbk · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Just hits me strange.

      So what was this frozen peat bog before? How did peat grow in ice?

      Your question has already been answered earlier in the thread, but I'll repeat:

      Every summer, the top layer of the bog will thaw a couple of feet down, and the growth continues. The peat grows at a pretty constant rate of ~1 mm a year. As the peat started to grow after the last Ice Age, around 11,000 years ago, it will typically add up to a 10 m thick carpet, of which only the uppermost top layer is biologically active, the rest of it being in a deep-frozen state. Now, the carpet has started to thaw up ever deeper each summer, releasing vast amounts of methane that has been trapped in the lower layers of the frozen peat. The methane will for a large part stay above the bog, thus creating a local greenhouse effect that further accelerates the thawing. That is why this is considered a runaway process.

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    2. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by Coryoth · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The earth fluctuates between being warmer and cooler. It has been much warmer in the past. It has been warm enough, in fact, for peat moss to grow there (though peat moss can grow in relatively chilly conditions).

      Does this invalidate concerns about global warming? Not especially. Even if the warming were entiely natural it doesn't mean it's going to suit humans terribly well, particularly if the change is fairly abrupt. On the other hand the rate of warming (which is the main point for climatologists who are concerned about global warming) has increased very dramatically over the last 100 years. There is an increasing amount of data showing this rate of warming is unprecenedented over the last 1000 years. Interestingly the increasing rate of warming correlates very closely with increased CO2 (and other) emissions following the industrial revolution. There is enough data regarding how CO2 and methane can trap heat and produce warming to lend creedence to the claim that it may be a causal, rather than just correlated, relationship. If we really have provided a powerful enough new driver to significantly alter the behaviour of the system then that is definitely cause fr some concern. The global climate is a very complex system and we know little about its stability with new forces acting on it, nor do we understand the tipping points of the system which can result in sudden and complete changes in behaviour.

      So yes, the earth was warmer, and no, that's not especially meaningful to discussions about current global warming.

      Jedidiah.

    3. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by taj · · Score: 3, Interesting

      This is all interesting but as I take a few min today to think about this, I'm both concerned and excited.

      On the one hand this is unknown territory for humans as you mention. It is the 'greenhouse effect' which could have dramatic consequences including an ice age if ocean currents flip.

      It is playing with fire. This is possibly the worst thing that can happen in the last several thousand years.

      But it is the greenhouse effect. If you have ever worked around greenhouses, you inject C02 to induce faster plant grow. Like plants like bogs..

      Why did dinosaurs tower 3 stories? The biomass could support them. Would we survive a transition to a CO2 rich atmosphere? I don't know.

    4. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by leifbk · · Score: 1

      The earth fluctuates between being warmer and cooler. It has been much warmer in the past. It has been warm enough, in fact, for peat moss to grow there (though peat moss can grow in relatively chilly conditions).

      Actually, the peat moss in the tundra grows every summer, and has done so since the ice retreated some 10,000 years ago. The Siberian climate shows rather extreme temperature differences during the year, ranging from +30C in the summer to -60C in the winter.

      What is really important with regards to the permafrost, is the annual mean temperature (AMT). In a region where this is around the freezing point, only 1 degree centigrade difference in the AMT can mean all the difference in the world. If the AMT goes just from -0.5C to +0.5C, the deeper layers of the permafrost will eventually thaw. This is what is happening here.

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    5. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Informative

      Well no, not unprecedented. Its a complicated issue, but the famous Mann hockey stick curves which show it to be are not in fact valid. There was a medieval warm period which was just as extreme as our current warming, and there was also a cold period ending in about 1800 which was as extreme in the other direction.

    6. Re:thawing frozen peat bog by HD+Webdev · · Score: 1

      But it is the greenhouse effect. If you have ever worked around greenhouses, you inject C02 to induce faster plant grow. Like plants like bogs..

      Why did dinosaurs tower 3 stories? The biomass could support them. Would we survive a transition to a CO2 rich atmosphere? I don't know.


      Marijuana grows over 50% faster if all other factors don't limit the growth. So, we'll survive as long as we have cartoons to watch.

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  64. Oversimplify, then observe how simple things are by mcc · · Score: 1

    And this, among other reasons, is why scientists talk about "global climate change" and not "global temperature change". It may be helpful to find out what those words mean.

    In the meantime, trying to blow off a 0.5 degree and increasing increase in global average yearly temperatures as meaningless betrays a massive lack of knowledge about how the atmosphere works. Weather systems are complex, hair-trigger systems, and even truly tiny variations in long-term temperatures can have surprising and drastic effects. As a comparison, the localized El Nino phenomenon is at its lower end 0.5 degrees of temperature variance, but that doesn't stop it from having many, varied and large-scale effects.

  65. Permafrost? by KylePflug · · Score: 1

    Not so "perma" after all, I suppose...

  66. NeoCons believe what now? by violet16 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Why does your political leaning have anything to do with whether you believe humankind is causing global warming? If you're that far gone, you're not judging the issue on the evidence; you're believing whatever fits most comfortably with your pre-established worldview.

    1. Re:NeoCons believe what now? by lorelorn · · Score: 5, Insightful
      Yes, this is exactly what has been happening.

      The scietific debate on global warming was over before the 90s.

      The political debate is ongoing, but has as much to do with science as the so-called 'debate' over intelligent design.

    2. Re: NeoCons believe what now? by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


      > Why does your political leaning have anything to do with whether you believe humankind is causing global warming? If you're that far gone, you're not judging the issue on the evidence; you're believing whatever fits most comfortably with your pre-established worldview.

      It's a sad fact that the holders of some political worldviews think they can bend reality to match their ideology. E.g., Lysenkoism and Deutsche Physik.

      I suspect history will add the USA's will to deny global warming and biological evolution to that list.

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    3. Re: NeoCons believe what now? by abirdman · · Score: 1

      I agree, and must point out you are assuming there will be any history (or anyone who cares to read it) after our current cycle of global warming. I'm not so sure.

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    4. Re: NeoCons believe what now? by dajak · · Score: 1

      It's a sad fact that the holders of some political worldviews think they can bend reality to match their ideology. E.g., Lysenkoism and Deutsche Physik.

      These people also tend to think existing science is already bent to match some hostile ideology. They are paranoid.

      For practical people in the middle ages the debate about whether planets where moving in a simple elliptic orbit around the sun, or whether they were moving around the earth in a complicated system of circular orbits was completely academic, without utility, and unverifiable. Today we know the church definitely overplayed its hand by trying to settle the issue because we can actually go into space to verify that they were wrong.

      In the case of for instance Deutsche Physik it is possible to reject theories like relativity on esthetic grounds (or because of its jewishness), as long as competing theories that are more esthetically pleasing to you keep yielding the correct predictions. Rejection of theories on the wrong grounds is a counter-productive way of conducting science, but not one consciously aimed at peddling false predictions. German engineering was certainly based on sound real world physics throughout WWII; Nazis focused their paranoia elsewhere.

      Today we are going a step further. The political debate on global warming is actually worse, because of its immediate utility and the potential consequences of coming to the wrong conclusion. The conflict is about whose prediction of the near future is accepted as a guide to public policy. People taking positions in this debate may be proven wrong in their lifetime.

  67. Re: Third Post by Black+Parrot · · Score: 4, Insightful


    > We NeoCons don't deny that the climate is changing; we deny that it's the fault of mankind. We maintain that climate change is a natural part of the planet's life cycle.

    Since it's going to screw up your golden age regardless of what's causing it, why aren't you interested in doing whatever is possible to reverse it?

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  68. Seems hopeless by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    According to the article, the bogs are producing methane which in turn contributes to global warming.

    It sounds like the earth is going to warm up no matter what we do. What's the point in stopping our contributions to global warming if the earth itself is doing it at a rate we cannot hope to outdo?

  69. bullshit!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Everybody knows it happens every few million years! It's a pure coincidence that it's happening now. Once something happens, it has a probability=1, after all.

    1. Re:bullshit!! by nysus · · Score: 1

      Why those rotten scientists! They conveniently left out this fact that "everybody knows" to trick us! Those devils!

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  70. Tune in, True Believers! by Monte · · Score: 1
    Why were we attack on 9/11?
    • Who set up us the bomb?


    No, really, the shuttle thing is priceless. Man, you just made my weekend.

    Nothing a neo-con likes more than BBQ astronaut. Nixon wanted to have "We came in pieces" on that plaque, but there was a typo on the soundstage.

    I tip my tin-foil hat to you, sir.
  71. "Perma"frost? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If it melts as the planet warms, and then (gasp!) refreezes again as temps go back down, then can it be called permanent?

  72. Peat Bog? by Dun+Malg · · Score: 2, Interesting
    As a result, a million square kilometers (the area of France and Germany) of frozen peat bog have been found to be melting

    So, wait....if it's not natural for this formerly "permafrost" peat bog to be melting, how is it that this peat moss was, at some point, able to grow in the first place?

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    1. Re:Peat Bog? by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      So, wait....if it's not natural for this formerly "permafrost" peat bog to be melting, how is it that this peat moss was, at some point, able to grow in the first place?

      Oh it's natural for peat moss to be able to grow there, given the right gloal climate. The question is more whether it is natural for humans to continue populating the areas we do in a global climate in which peat moss grows there. The earth and the global climate are, historically, remarkably resilient; humans, and other fauna, are not.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:Peat Bog? by StrawberryFrog · · Score: 1

      The question of if it's natural (a hard-to-define category at the best of times) is less important than the question of if it's dangerous to us.

      At the least it's a climate change which should not be denied, and change always has consequences, both positive and negative.

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      StrawberryFrog

  73. Proper earth temperature by CreateWindowEx · · Score: 1
    On a geological scale, the earth has had periods of being incredibly hot with no polar caps, and also of being a frozen "snowball" where life can barely survive. Our current temperate conditions (in a brief warm spell or interglacial within a greater ice age) are definitely not the norm, so we all have a really big incentive not to screw with it, because compared to the majority of the earth's history, we really have it good right now.

    Unfortunately, the earth's climate is chaotic and nonlinear, where runaway processes can very quickly and probably irreversibly magnify small changes (e.g., melting ice sheets releasing trapped CO2 causing further warming on one hand, or another situation where a cold summer not melting as much snow in the north, causing the earth to reflect more heat, causing it to be even colder next summer, etc) Furthermore, an increase in global temperatures by a few degrees doesn't simply mean that everywhere goes up a few degrees and that's that--more likely is it would cause shifts in air and ocean currents, probably causing hard to predict changes everywhere. The Western Europeans, who depend on the gulf stream staying where it is, are probably more vulnerable. If currently productive growing regions become infertile, that will be quite disruptive, especially to those of us in the "First World" who would most likely lose out in any reshuffling of the climate deck.

    While it may seem paradoxical that even though we can't be sure if changes could lead to sudden warming or sudden cooling, pumping out tons and tons of greenhouse gasses into the air is basically performing a huge, uncontrolled experiment in global climate change. Oh, yeah, and a billion Chinese people would like to buy cars and run their air conditioner all summer, and if we Americans haven't set such a good example of self restraint, we can hardly ask them to be mindful of their CO2 emissions?

    1. Re:Proper earth temperature by Coryoth · · Score: 2, Insightful

      While it may seem paradoxical that even though we can't be sure if changes could lead to sudden warming or sudden cooling, pumping out tons and tons of greenhouse gasses into the air is basically performing a huge, uncontrolled experiment in global climate change.

      It's not that hard to imagine why we can't really tell whether sudden warming or sudden cooling will be the result.

      Imagine a pendulum. It's a ridiculously simplified model, but it provides the right basic mechanics to get the idea across. Set a pendulum swinging and it fluctuates naturally back and forth about an equilibrium. If you give the pendlum a hard push while it's swinging a couple of different things can happen: it can swing up high reach it's peack then swing back hard just as high in the opposite direction; alternatively you can push it so hard that it swings up over the top and just keeps going round and round in the same direction.

      In essence we are giving the global climate a push. Is it a hard push? Hard enough to push past a tipping point, or swing back hard in the other direction? It's easy to enumerate all the significant forces acting on a pendulum, but if you give one a push it can still be hard to guess which way it will go. The number of different forces acting in rough balance to keep the global climate gently fluctuating is frighteningly large, and many we can currently only guess at. Which way will things go? Will forces dampen the pendulums swing or exaggerate it? What are all the different tipping points for all those different forces? These are very non-trivial questions.

      The only really obvious thing is that introducing a new and unchecked driving force to a potentially unstable system is not especially clever. What exactly will happen is unclear, but surely it is sensible for us to seek our own equilibrium that suits us rather than letting nature find its own equilibrium that may not.

      Jedidiah.

    2. Re:Proper earth temperature by beakburke · · Score: 1
      But your scanario gets even better than that. We don't know with great certainty how significant any of the other multuple (non anthropogentic) forces are that are being applied to the pendulum. We also don't know the precise level of force that anthropogenic effects have on teh pendulum.

      So really we are dealing with three unknows, uncertainly about the nature of the system we are applying forces to (re: pendulum behavoir), uncertainly about the degree and effect of nonanthropogenic forces (present, past and future) on the system, uncertainly about the degree and effect of anthropogenic forces (pp&f) on the system.

      On top of this, even if we ARE able to model this with nearly perfect accuracy (almost impossible with something this complex) to predict climate change based on human activities, nonhuman activities (solar, geologic, etc) and how all of these effect the movement of the climate system; (IE we gain the ability to "control" earth's climate) then we need to decide what program of climate control is "optimal". Is there such a thing? Given our history of ecological management (and im not even talking about the intentional distruction, but the instances in which we have tried to "help" the environment, only to end up doing more damage) I'm not sure that there is compelling enough evidence to suggest that we should cease engaging in behaviors that have serious pros outside of global warming.

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    3. Re:Proper earth temperature by Coryoth · · Score: 1

      I'm not sure that there is compelling enough evidence to suggest that we should cease engaging in behaviors that have serious pros outside of global warming.

      I think there is compelling enough evidence to try to shift to more efficient, sustainable, or less potentially damaging versions of behaviours that have serious pros outside of global warming. There are a lot of simple (and cost efficient) things you can do just in terms of architecture and insulation that can make a house much more energy efficient - there's no reason not to. There are lots of simple things with side benefits that people can do to be less dependent on cars: walk or bike if it's a short distance (which has benefits for fitness); take a bus or train whenever it fits your route and schedule - it's not hard; help make cities more pedestrian friendly - it can often make cities more plesant to live in too. There are lots of potential research areas for alternative sources of energy, soures of increased energy efficiency, and means to shift more painlessly to more flexible energy sources (hydrogen fuel cell cars - the electricity has to come from somewhere, but transitioning to new power plants in less painful than suddenly transitioning every automobile). All of that represents things that have enough benefits that we should be putting time and money into researching them anyway - the concerns about global warming simply give these things a higher priority again.

      I don't think (any sane) people are talking about simply ditching what we have, but instead focussing efforts on using, developing, and transitioning to better, more fficient, and cleaner technologies.

      Jedidiah.

    4. Re:Proper earth temperature by beakburke · · Score: 1

      I'm simply arguing that the calculus on global warming is such that you can't factor it in to a cost-benefit analysis the way you do things like better insulation or cleaner burning fuel, etc. Those things have both potential economic and environmental merits outside of the global warming debate. I'm not suggesting no concern for the environment, simply saying that all these things need to be weighed before deciding to take one course of action or another.

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  74. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    OK,you have got to be a troll, right? Not even Michael Moore is this stupid...

  75. Re:Third Post by gnuorder · · Score: 1, Flamebait

    We scientists (I'm not really a scientist, I just play one on the internets) are glad you finally stopped denying that the climate is changing. What convinced you, the volumes of evidence or the latest poll results of your constituents? BTW, how is that whole neocon "world is round is just a theory" thing coming? They teaching "world is flat" along side "world is round" in public schools yet?

  76. Yes by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  77. Re: Third Post by bensafrickingenius · · Score: 1, Interesting

    What on Earth makes you think we can change it? What on Earth makes you think we should change it?!?! Are you so arrogant as to think we have a say in it? Maybe it's some other species' turn to rule the planet!

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  78. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Am I the only one who is excited about this?? Think of the possibilities! We've already exhumed one mammoth from the ice in Siberia... think about how many more things we're going to find out about our ancestors, how many exciting possibilities there are. I'm really not worried.

    Humans are adaptive and quick to respond to perceived threats. Even if the oceans DO rise 300 feet, the only thing we'll lose is some property and the status quo of the economy. Think about it, if the oceans were already at that level, would we be bitching about it? Not quite!

    Yes, there are other factors. But will the Earth suddenly become inhospitable to all life? Inhospitable to us? I don't think so. We'll adapt, just like we have countless times before. The human race has been through several ice ages, and at least as many warm periods. What makes us think that this doomsday scenario will wipe us out?

  79. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    and you're really brave behind your anonynimity

  80. Everybody signed Kyoto by violet16 · · Score: 5, Informative

    the Russians didn't sign the Kyoto Agreement

    What!? Dude. Every single country in the UN signed the Kyoto protocol, including Russia. Two, the US and Australia, have since changed their minds and won't ratify it. There are only four other countries that haven't yet ratified it: Croatia, Kazakhstan, Monaco, and Zambia.

    The Kyoto Protocol isn't some little thing. It's a pact between 141 countries to tackle global warming, even though the planet's #1 greenhouse gas polluter refuses to help.

    1. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by therodent · · Score: 1

      U.S. is the #1 greenhouse gas polluter, and will be until at least 2030 (China will match us then). Your idiot president refuses to sign it because oil burning means co2.

    2. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by Tim+C · · Score: 1

      Look at it this way - if there was a single country that was responsible for 50% of the world's total emissions, and they refused to ratfiy the treaty, would it still be pointless for everyone else to do so? Even though they could still cut the emissions by half?

      I'm sorry, but "They're not going to sign so we're not going to sign either" is a pathetic excuse - your president doesn't *want* to sign, and is latching on to this as some half-baked justification.

      Besides which, the US is the number one producer of CO2, not China, and will be for a long time at current rates of increase.

    3. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by justins · · Score: 1
      There are only four other countries that haven't yet ratified it: Croatia, Kazakhstan, Monaco, and Zambia.

      The coalition of the unwilling?
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    4. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by robocrop · · Score: 1
      What!? Dude. Every single country in the UN signed the Kyoto protocol, including Russia.

      This is precisely the problem: that you and those who ride the same bandwagon as you seem to think that signing a piece of paper is solving the problem.

      In reality, Canada continues to violate the Kyoto treaty. Russia only signed the treaty recently. This is just two examples.

      Before the flame war begins, let me stress that I am definitely for a global reduction of polluting elements. But it is ridiculous to think that just signing a piece of paper is going to lead to that, and even more ridiculous to think that change from such an action would be immediate.

      And while I'm no fan of Bush, I'm also no fan of unemployment, recession, or the US losing its corporate edge. If it is possible to move ahead with new technology and also with moderate restrictive policies, that seems smarter than committing to an ideal we will never follow (like other nations who have agreed simply to look good), or cutting our own throats.

    5. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by Retired+Replicant · · Score: 1

      No, Kyoto is a pact that allows developing countries the freedom to pollute and generate all the greenhouse gases they want, while forcing developed nations to implement draconian emissions limits which will drive up the cost of production in developed countries, sending even more jobs overseas. The big increases in greenhouse gas emission over then coming decades are going to come places like China and India, not from the US. Kyoto does nothing to stop those increases.

    6. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

      I believe the coal-burning power plants in the U.S. produce far more CO2 than cars and trucks in the U.S. Replacing those plants with nuclear plants would help reduce CO2 emissions.

      And the U.S. has been working out an agreement between Chinda, India, and Australia about CO2...

    7. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by Rico_Suave · · Score: 1

      Yeah, because it's shit. Everyone else benefits, but it would drastically hurt the US.

    8. Re:Everybody signed Kyoto by Seraphim1982 · · Score: 1

      I think they are actually pretty close. In 2004 coal power was responsible for ~2 billion metric tons of CO2. In 2004 transportation (as a whole, not just oil) was also responsible for ~2 billion metric tons of CO2.

  81. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    LOL no shit. The dems are so fucked up. Kerry was the best they could do. And he almost won. How stupid could the party machinery be? Pretty fucking stupid if you ask me. Stay divided liberals - keep a republican president and republican controlled house and senate for another 11 1/2 years at least. Guaranteed.

  82. Bulgarian floods by DimGeo · · Score: 1

    That might just explain recent floods in Bulgaria...

  83. TODO: Plant Trees [Re:The orgy must end] by Port-0 · · Score: 1

    I read someplace that a large oak tree provides about 10,000BTU of evaporative cooling underneath it. If everyone in the world planted 1 tree, we would have about 60,000,000,000,000BTU of cooling in about 25 years.

    1. Re:TODO: Plant Trees [Re:The orgy must end] by ArtStone · · Score: 1

      And how much fresh water would 6 billion large oak trees consume in that evaporative cooling process?

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  84. If Mr. Jagger were a conservative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "How come you're so terrible / My sweet neo-liberal?"

    1. Re:If Mr. Jagger were a conservative... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I suppose if he were conservative, he'd throw his support behind Bush?

      What if the neo-cons were conservatives?

      I'll give you a hint: They're not.

      Remember when Bush promised smaller government and no nation-building? Yeah... How's that working out?

  85. Re: Third Post by WiFiBro · · Score: 4, Informative

    " What on Earth makes you think we can change it? " An American relative gave me a "Say you can and you will" poster (never seen anything comparable in any other country). World community except 1 is trying to prevent too drastic change.

    "What on Earth makes you think we should change it?!?!"
    Um.. disappearing glaciers? Insurance companies panicking ?

    "Are you so arrogant as to think we have a say in it?"
    Dutch researchers calculated China and India can reduce emissions even when the use of electricity will double. Key word: efficiency. Absent word: nuclear power.

  86. How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://www.popsci.com/popsci/aviation/article/0,20 967,1075786,00.html

    "David Keith never expected to get a summons from the White House. But in September 2001, officials with the President's Climate Change Technology Program invited him and more than two dozen other scientists to participate in a roundtable discussion called "Response Options to Rapid or Severe Climate Change." While administration officials were insisting in public that there was no firm proof that the planet was warming, they were quietly exploring potential ways to turn down the heat.

    Most of the world's industrialized nations had already vowed to combat global warming by reining in their emissions of carbon dioxide, the chief "greenhouse gas" blamed for trapping heat in Earth's atmosphere. But in March 2001 President George W. Bush had withdrawn U.S. support for the Kyoto Protocol, the international treaty mandating limits on CO2 emissions, and asked his administration to begin studying other options."

    1. Re:How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by YrWrstNtmr · · Score: 1
      Uh, yeah. Let's not forget that in 1997, the US Senate slapped down ratification of the Kyoto treaty 95-0.

      Not everything is Bush's fault.

    2. Re:How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by chez69 · · Score: 1

      If everybody played by the same set of rules, it would of gotten support. instead, developing nations where given a free pass to dump as much shit in the air as they wanted. that's why kyoto tready was a bad idea.

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    3. Re:How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      No it's not. Your sense of fair play is bogus, the west fuct things up. OTOH we cannot let the rest of the planet develop in the same manner: better and appropriate technology transfer needs to take place.

      Kyoto is a bad idea for being a mirage and attempting to be too moderate. It's also a bad idea for creating bogus markets and promoting bad forest policy.

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    4. Re:How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by chez69 · · Score: 1

      so, since i'm living in the west I should cripple my economy so that developing nations can catch up? Overseas manufactuing is cheaper already because of the lax environmental and labor regulations, why not give them more advantages?

      screw that.

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    5. Re:How Earth-Scale Engineering Can Save the Planet by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Right, of course, because the current way is the only way.

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  87. Re:Third Post by Conanymous+Award · · Score: 2, Informative

    Am I the only one who is excited about this?? Think of the possibilities! We've already exhumed one mammoth from the ice in Siberia... think about how many more things we're going to find out about our ancestors, how many exciting possibilities there are. I'm really not worried.

    I'm a paleontologist, and actually I'm not excited about this at all. Melting permafrost means melting carcasses of mammoth, woolly rhino and other fauna of the last glaciation. If nobody's there to pick them up at the exact time when they melt, it's buh-bye frozen fossils and welcome microbes.

  88. Wait a second... yesterday it was bacteria!.... by plasmacutter · · Score: 1
    the worst ice age the earth ever saw was caused by methane deposits warming the globe rapidly and throwing the earth into a sever and quick ice age soon after.

    A post yesterday said the worst ice age was produced some 2 billion years ago when bacteria learned to break down water and produced an abundance of oxygen.

    make up your mind people!

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  89. "I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

    Yeah, the whole world is going to suddenly abandon consuming and find the comfortable medium where we can have both convenience and a healthy environment.

    This including third-world countries.

    Oh, and in enough time to make a difference.

    This is the part where you mod this post funny.

    1. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      You also show a fatalist attitude that nothing can be done. But you and I both know that gets us nowhere. How about hiring a President that will sign the Kyoto Protocol? May not be the solution to all our problems but at least it's a step in the right direction.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    2. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

      You suggest things that can't, won't, and never will happen.

      I'm not defeatist or fatalistic, I'm realistic.
      I didn't vote for Bush,
      I don't buy gigantic gas guzzling vehicles,
      I recycle when it actually makes a difference (which is only the case for aluminum).

      I don't suggest that the whole world suddenly needs to adopt a whole new philosophy.
      I don't make that suggestion and actually believe it'll happen.
      I don't focus on what everyone else needs to do instead of what I can and need to do.

      Keep your amazingly asinine suggestion, I'm busy living. ...and arguing about things on the internet.

    3. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      Well, you might as well be a fatalist. Change takes leadership. Who told you to recycle aluminum cans? That's something you came up with on your own?

      I doubt. Some took the time to talk (or write) to you and expalin why recycling aluminum was worthwhile. They didn't stay in their holes and not communicate with the rest of the world. They organized and they created change, and it changed you.

      That's what we all have to do.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    4. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

      No, I did my research and decided that it was a good idea (and hey, Penn & Teller ended up agreeing with me, I'm all warm and fuzzy inside).

      I didn't decide because Captain Planet told me it was good to recycle and that the power was mine.

      And there you go telling me and the rest of the world what to do again. Seriously, go live your own life, not ours.

    5. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      "Seriously, go live your own life, not ours."

      In case you didn't notice, change occurs whe individual exchange ideas, and communicate. Imagine if we were all silent? Nothing would get done!

      I don't hold a gun to your head. I merely make a suggestion. You can choose to agree or disagree. Hopefully there will be more that agree with me than don't. Else I think we are screwed. And it is my responsibility to exercise my opinion and do what I think is right. You cannot take that away from me, no matter what you do.

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    6. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

      Change is not always good I guess then, since the exchange of ideas eventually lead to this disaster you spoke of.

      Maybe it would've been better if we had "not gotten anything done"?

      P.S. Not to ruin your poetic closing or anything, but if I killed you, I could indeed take your ability exercise your opinion away.

    7. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      I believe---must believe, actually---that humans have the ability to learn from their mistakes. Now, I could be wrong. But it doesn't do a bit of good to believe that we don't learn from our mistakes. If I believed that we didn't, I would be a fatalist. But I am not a fatalist, therefore, I believe we can learn from our mistakes.

      Do you not try to talk to friends, relatives, children about what is right and what is wrong? Do you not believe they have the capacity to learn from what you tell them and teach them?

      Well, I have a son, he is 2 1/2. I do take the time to explain thing to him. How to talk, how to say "please," and "thank you." Guess what? It appears to be working.

      So, yes, I believe people can learn and change based upon what others say and do. I suspect you do, too. Otherwise you wouldn't be wasting so much time here on Slashdot.

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      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    8. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by OwP_Fabricated · · Score: 1

      Human beings as individuals most definitely learn from their mistakes, it's this whole "society" thing where it gets complicated.

      And platitudes aren't good learning tools.

    9. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      What you call "platitudes" is actually your belief system. And obviously your belief system, whether it is "we can only know what we observer or measure" or "God is Great," will profoundly shape your behavior and actions. Quite a bit of change can occur when you question and analyze your belief system. The only way to alter your belief system is to get exposed to other ideas and a majority of those come from others, not from stuff you think up yourself.

      Anyway, we've tread far off the beaten path.

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    10. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      One other thing. Society clearly grows and evolves and changes. Otherwise we'd all still be hunter gatherers. Clearly, humans do have the power to change their world and yes, their own society. Don't believe me? How did Martin Luther King bring about so much change in so little time? How did women make such inroads into once male-dominated professions. These changes occured in a sociological blink of an eye. What's more the period of time it takes us to change gets shorter and shorter and our knowledge and understanding of ourselves and our world grows. In effect, entire societies become more concious of themselve and their own behavior. The Internet accelerates things futher.

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    11. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by SQL+Error · · Score: 1

      How about hiring a President that will sign the Kyoto Protocol?

      Um, what country are you from? Most countries elect their presidents.

      Oh, and by the way, Kyoto was rejected by Congress - not by the President - during the Clinton administration. The rejection was near-unanimous.

      What we actually need to do is form an agreement that will help slow global warming without destroying the global economy. Whereas Kyoto would destroy the economy while doing nothing to slow global warming. (Check the actual provisions the Kyoto Protocol makes. It's worse than useless.)

      Something like the agreement recently signed by the U.S., China, India, Japan and Australia. The one you probably haven't heard about.

    12. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by jc42 · · Score: 1

      I believe---must believe, actually---that humans have the ability to learn from their mistakes.

      This is true mostly at the individual level. It's much less true at the organizational level. Group intelligence in humans seems to be some inverse function of the group's size. The exact function isn't known and may be different for different kinds of organizations. One common suggestion is that it's around 1/log(N).

      So learning from mistakes is mostly something that individuals do. Organizations (government, corporations, churches, etc) mostly don't learn. They just react to events that they didn't forsee, although many of their members did. Changing them requires pressure from much smaller groups of people who are capable of learning. This can be difficult when, for example, your government is run by a group of oil men and other industrialists who have strong motive not to learn anything that contradicts the source of their family fortunes.

      The archaeological record does include societies that have died because of climate change, exhaustion of resources, etc. We probably have the ability to solve most such problems now, but we don't have to solve them. We can choose to die instead. People have done so in the past.

      We do have one valuable new tool, which we're using right here. In the past, it was easy for the rich and powerful to keep most information away from the general population, maintaining general ignorance and blocking any general learning from experience. Most people have never had access to reliable information outside their immediate environment. This has changed radically in the past couple decades. Now we not only have a lot of valid scientific data and theories; we also have a system that makes it all available to nearly anyone who wants to learn.

      We just have to push more, to complete the process of making all the world's information available to everyone. Of course, along with it comes a lot of misinformation. But people, as individuals, are often able to handle that quite well.

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    13. Re:"I suggest we do the impossible! Mod Points++!" by nysus · · Score: 1

      Interesting thoughts. I would agree with this hypothesis, for the most part. I would just add that I think collective intelligence can learn, but that it probably happens at a much slower pace.

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  90. who run bartertown? by AIfa · · Score: 1

    masterblaster run bartertown

  91. Who would have thought? by [cx] · · Score: 1

    The end of the world...caused by peat bog?

    Almost anti-climatic. Farting, cows and peat bog destroyed this planet!

    [cx]

    1. Re:Who would have thought? by Quiet_Desperation · · Score: 1

      Sad, ain't it? I know humanity sucks baboon ass, but we deserve a better destruction than this. I was hoping for the planet-cleaver asteroid, myself, or some really hideous virus that makes your body melt into a puddle of protoplasm.

  92. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Dear Sir

    Yes, the earth is warming up. However, there's not sufficient evidence to pin it, with such a heavy weight as you may like, solely on CO2 emissions. The models which purport to prove this connection are subject to effects of a chaotic nature.(Chaos theory shows that a miniscule difference in the starting conditions tend to lead to a completely different outcome.) This would mean that a hitherto unknown variable may change the picture drastically. And since there's no one who seriously contends that we now know all the necessary variables, the problem continues to lack a solution.

    Yours etc.
    Big oil company

  93. strange by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    this was reported on the 6 o'clock news - around 2 hours after the slashdot article..

  94. Re:Meh. by Travoltus · · Score: 5, Insightful

    "We'd have to wear gas masks when we went outside, because of air pollution."

    You can thank American Government pollution laws for that not happening. Go to a major city in China; there, you'll DEFINITELY need gas masks to deal with pollution, especially near those "free enterprize" zones where pollution is not regulated. China has 7 of the world's most polluted cities. Proof: http://www.gasandoil.com/goc/news/nts40287.htm

    Oh and recently, Exxon-Mobil Corporation announced that peak oil will happen in 5 years. Proof: http://www.thebulletin.org/article.php?art_ofn=mj0 5cavallo

    Also, for a good miniature end-of-the-world scenario that happened, go read up on Rapa Nui, aka Easter Island.

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  95. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now that's irony.

  96. Terraforming and Methane by Danger+Stevens · · Score: 2, Interesting

    There's an article on WorldChanging.com today about this very topic. They discuss the viability of terraforming techniques to address this problem.

    The nearest terraforming solution would be the use of methanotrophes, a bacteria that is known to consume methane.

    It's worth a read (it's enviro-techy, a good combination).
    http://www.worldchanging.com/archives/003283.html


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  97. And the Alps are melting, too by nysus · · Score: 2, Informative

    There was a recent article in the New York Times about this and now there is this article: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/article/0,,2-1730079, 00.html

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    1. Re:And the Alps are melting, too by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And the Alps are melting, too

      And here I was this whole time thinking the Alps, like other mountains, were made of rock. Turns out they are just big piles of snow and ice. Someone call Mr Plow!

    2. Re:And the Alps are melting, too by kisak · · Score: 3, Informative

      I visited Grenoble in the French Alps where they had the winter olympics in 1968. They still have some of the facilities there that they used in 1968, like the ski jump etc, but they don't have snow that low in the winter anymore to use any of them! The climate change has made what was a sure place to run the olympics 37 years ago into a place where you don't get any snow in the winter...

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  98. Re:Meh. by Monte · · Score: 1

    You can thank American Government pollution laws for that not happening. ...and...

    China has 7 of the world's most polluted cities.

    So the lesson here is that decade after of decade of democratic capitalism results in better environment, while decade after decade of socialism results in hell on earth.

    Damn those neo-cons! Damn them to HELL!

  99. coal in Antarctica by weighn · · Score: 2, Funny
    yes, and there is coal under the ice in Antarctica.

    Those lefties want to leave it there, can you believe that? It is the will of God that we dig it up and burn it -- NOW!

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  100. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So everything's fine, we might as well relax the ban on DDT then, eh? The world could use a little more cancer after all.

  101. Re:Third Post by Capsaicin · · Score: 1

    We NeoCons don't deny that the climate is changing; we deny that it's the fault of mankind.

    How can this be? Being a neo-con is a political alignment, but either of these questions are questions of science.

    Surely being a neo-con doesn't mean you close your mind to scientific fact on the basis of ideology. Next thing you're going to tell me that people deny evolution merely on the basis of religious preference.

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  102. I almost wish someone would invent... by tod_miller · · Score: 1

    A camera, that can take pictures, that can easily send the pcitures, I don't know, across some kind of net... net work... inter..network...internet, with computers, and could show an image from 3 years ago of frozen landscape, and an image today of the kilometer sized lakes.

    Wow... Talk about a picture being worth a thousand words.

    Anyone have photos of this? any aerial ones I can overlay on google earth?

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    please type the word in this image: staggers

    random letters - if you are visually impaired, please email us at pater@slashdot.org

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    1. Re:I almost wish someone would invent... by leifbk · · Score: 4, Informative

      Anyone have photos of this? any aerial ones I can overlay on google earth?

      http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/shared/spl/hi/picture_gall ery/05/sci_nat_how_the_world_is_changing/html/1.st m
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  103. Re:Meh. by MoneyT · · Score: 1

    Hmm cancer kills you slowly over the course of a few years vs west nile which kills you quickly over the course of a few days. Me, I'll take the DDT. Having spent more of my youth outdoors than was probably healthy for me, I've seen first hand the difference between DDT and no DDT insect repellant, and personaly, if a little cancer is the worst of DDT, then sign me up for a bottle full. Besides, given that my power lines, my house paint, my cell phone, my computer, my car, the gas I put in my car and the fucking sun are going to give me cancer anyway, why the fuck should I care if DDT adds to it?

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  104. Re:Third Post by Rei · · Score: 3, Informative

    climate change is a natural part of the planet's life cycle

    *Slow* climate change is. As far as we can tell, the world has never seen anywhere close to this fast of global climate change. Perhaps you remember this famous graph. Note two key details:

      * The biggest difference, as far as resolution will allow, is about 10C. It took about *20,000* years for this to happen. Just at our rate over the last century, that would take only 2000 years. At current rates? About 500 years.
      * CO2 levels have an incredible correlation with temperature

    dramatic warming following the last ice age

    That was nothing - three degrees average in several thousand years? That's a walk in the park compared to what we have ongoing currently.

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  105. Global Warming ? by jonfr · · Score: 1

    It is an surprice to me that nobody actually consider this climat change to be natrual. But i must also note that there is an other research out there that says that if it was not for human industry, the planet where already in the phase of new ice age. I am sure that the pepole of the future will be complaning about global cooling. There is also kown that volcano eruptions, big one that is cool down the plant, often by many degress. So there is always an option that global warming get cancelled out by an super eruption one day.

    1. Re:Global Warming ? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I am sure that the pepole of the future will be complaning about global cooling.
      Missed the 70s?
      Global cooling was all the rage then.

    2. Re:Global Warming ? by jonfr · · Score: 1
      Missed the 70s? Global cooling was all the rage then.

      I was not born in the 70s, so i did miss them. But based on what i have seen, i was not missing anything specal.

    3. Re:Global Warming ? by tenco · · Score: 1
      It's not important if global warming is natural or not. It changes earth's climate to the worse for humankind. That's important.

      BTW, humans are part of nature and therefore are natural and so is human action. We (as in humankind) are neither nonnatural nor supernatural.

  106. Whether it's natural or not, by Beryllium+Sphere(tm) · · Score: 1

    it still means another push behind the current observed warming trend. That means some hard-to-calculate but important effect on humans.

  107. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    * CO2 levels have an incredible correlation with temperature

    Too bad for your theory of anthropomorphic climate change that the global warming levels in those statistics lead the CO2 levels.

  108. How peat bogs grow by xilmaril · · Score: 4, Informative

    it's simple. the ice melts in summer, exposing the previous years layer of dead moss. on top of that, a new layer grows. in the winter, that moss dies, and becomes the dead layer the next years layer grows on, and so on. this has been happening for thousands of years straight. sometimes much much longer.

    the bottom layers of moss (pete, decomposed moss) haven't defrosted in millenia, and they now are. and staying that way. I think that's the news.

    I haven't read the article, mind you, and this explanation is from memory of biology 10. so I may be waaaaay off. someone, feel free to confirm or deny this.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peat
    hey, guess what. I didn't read the wikipedia article either, but I glanced at it, and I think it agrees. w00t!

    1. Re:How peat bogs grow by fbjon · · Score: 1
      You are hereby proclaimed a certified Random Slashdot Poster. Congratulations!

      I can attest to being eligible for handing out certificates, seeing as I only glanced at TFA.

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    2. Re:How peat bogs grow by Dun+Malg · · Score: 1

      I did some looking about myself and answered my own question. The wikipedia article on peat moss doesn't actually address my query at all, only mentioning something about peat forming when dead stuff doesn't decay. Check out the wikipedia on permafrost for a truly relevant explaination.

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  109. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As a child of the 40s I though we'd finished you guys off in '45. But here you are again.

  110. Explain yourself time traveler! by William-Ely · · Score: 0, Redundant

    "The climate on the planet earth is about five degrees warmer than it was at the peak of the last glaciation twenty thousand years ago." How do you know this? How can you determine what the atmospheric temperature was thousands of years before writen records were kept?

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    1. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by 1u3hr · · Score: 4, Informative
      How can you determine what the atmospheric temperature was thousands of years before writen records were kept?

      Radiochemistry. For example,

      Ice Core Science and Fluctuating Temperatures:
      ... The isotopes of interest are hydrogen (H) and its heavy sibling deuterium (D), as well as oxygen-16 and oxygen-18, which have been described previously in connection with the deep-sea record in foraminifers. Water vapor turns to precipitation over the polar ice sheet more readily when it has the composition HOD and H18OH than if it is normal water, H16OH. As air cools upon climbing up an ice shield, water changes phase from vapor to liquid, thus losing D and 18O preferentially. This means that the coldest snow has the least D and 18O in it.

      With this basic information (and some statistics and isotope chemistry) we can extract a temperature record from the ice on Greenland for the last 100,000 years. For Antarctica, a record going back 400,000 years has been reconstructed.

    2. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Kynde · · Score: 1

      How can you determine what the atmospheric temperature was thousands of years before writen records were kept?

      Radiochemistry. For example, ...

      With this basic information (and some statistics and isotope chemistry) we can extract a temperature record from the ice on Greenland for the last 100,000 years. For Antarctica, a record going back 400,000 years has been reconstructed.


      Absolutely!

      And I think beyond that they can go waaaay back using sediment layers in the ocean floors. The relative percentages of certain plankton types have high correlation to average annual ocean temperature.

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    3. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Zonnald · · Score: 1

      Dare I? Is this an exact science?

    4. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Alsee · · Score: 1

      Science gives very little credence to estimates calculated through any single method. You never know what unknown factor may disrupt or entirely invalidate some specific method.

      On the other hand science provides extremely good confidence in general by relying on multiple methods that cross-correleate and cross-validate. It is almost impossible for three or more methods to produce the exact same missleading pattern.

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    5. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by ducttapekz · · Score: 2, Insightful

      Here is what I am hearing:

      "The world is experiencing global warming!"

      "Are you sure?"

      "Yup, here is a science that proves that 400,000 years ago, it was cooler."

      "Wait, I thought there was an ice age that we are still coming out of."

      "That's true, but people aren't worrying enough about pollution so we are trying to emphasize that the impact is global. So far, the only science that we have that proves that is that it is warmer. Oil is bad."

    6. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Here is what I am hearing:

      "The world is experiencing global warming!"

      "Are you sure?"

      "Yup, here is a science that proves that 400,000 years ago, it was cooler."

      "Wait, I thought there was an ice age that we are still coming out of."


      You haven't been listening very carefully:

      1. We have science that gives us a pretty accurate and detailed picture of global average temperatures for the last half million or so years (possibly longer with the latest Antarctic ice core).

      2. We likewise have solid data on the atmospheric abundance of CO2 for the same period.

      3. At no time in this period has (a) CO2 been as high as it is now or (b) temperature risen as fast as it is rising now. In particular, the slow steady rise in temperatures for the last 10K years since the last ice age is NOTHING compared to the rate of rise we're seeing in the last 50 years.

      1 & 2 are by quite direct methods, that depend on few assumptions that can't be easily tested.

      Now do you see why we need to pay some attention to this!

    7. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by ducttapekz · · Score: 1

      How can you say "pretty accurate" and then say during a 50 year span, temperatures have never riven as quickly. 50 years is a specific and small amount of time and I don't believe that we could detect a 50 year spike in temperature with the same science that we use to prove how warm it was 500,000 years ago.

    8. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Radiochemistry.

      Actually you mean isotope chemistry. Radiochemistry only involves isotopes that radiate, and neither Deuterium not Protium radiate.

      But otherwise, you are entirely correct.

    9. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by stevelinton · · Score: 1

      Really you can!

      The main data is ice cores in which yearly layers can be distinguished and counted. By measuring the isotope ratios of hydrogen in samples from each layer, we get an average sea surface temperature for that year.

    10. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by endoplasmicMessenger · · Score: 1
      There is a reason why Greenland is called "Green"land.

      Because it used to be, well, green.

      600 years ago the temperature in Greenland was much warmer than it is now.

      Interstingly enough, the chart here that is refered to in your link shows that the temperature in Greenland has been cooling for the last, say, 10 thousand years, plus or minus 5 degrees. So if it is warming now, perhaps it is just a recovery to the way it has been in the past.

      And this was preceded by a 20 degree increase in temperature in the previous 10 thousand years.

      If the earth goes through 20 degree temperature swings as a matter of course, then I can't imagine that there is much that mankind can do to prevent them.

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    11. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by rho · · Score: 1
      Now do you see why we need to pay some attention to this!

      Not really. Assuming the people with an agenda are absolutely correct that there is global warming. How is this bad for humanity? By all standards, we're living longer and better now than when it was colder. So where's the problem?

      I'm sure that plenty scary scenarios can be spun out of moonbeams, but the actual statistical trend is that warmer == better living conditions for Man.

      (Species extinction is not a problem. Species die out all the time. So long as the species is not Man, I fail to see the problem.)

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    12. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      I'm sure that plenty scary scenarios can be spun out of moonbeams, but the actual statistical trend is that warmer == better living conditions for Man.

      (Species extinction is not a problem. Species die out all the time. So long as the species is not Man, I fail to see the problem.)


      You're overlooking something very obvious and important. "Species" doesn't just refer to exotic animals that we don't care for. The term also applies to plants and animals that make up our food supply. They're interconnected as part of the food chain, so if some plants die off, the animals that live off those plants will starve, and when they do, the predators that depend on those other animals will follow in the dodo's footsteps. So if this worst-case scenario happens, what are we going to eat?

    13. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Not really. Assuming the people with an agenda are absolutely correct that there is global warming. How is this bad for humanity? By all standards, we're living longer and better now than when it was colder. So where's the problem?

      Let's see, more violent weather such as hurricanes, less fresh potable water, and greater chance of the spread of diseases and virii. And what about desertification? That's not even considering what impact rising sea levels on populations living in coastly areas or what warm weather will mean to the Inuits and Saami who live on the ice.

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    14. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      we get an average sea surface temperature for that year.

      You can get the average temperature for a single year over the last 500k years? Wow, that's impressive!

    15. Re:Explain yourself time traveler! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      You haven't been listening very carefully:
      And you don't know quite what you're talking about.

      We have INACCURATE climate data over the last half-million years. We have ACCURATE climate data over the last 50.

      And, while there were massive amounts of CO2 in the air in the 1970's as well, at that time there was a global COOLING trend.

      Conclusions:

      1) Global Warming: Definitively exists as long term trend
      2) Global Warming as result of 'greenhouse gasses': Completely inconclusive

      And remember, correlation != causality. The current rise in climate temperature does not mean that it's related to the CO2 levels. By similar logic, climate temperature is directly proportional to global GFLOP/S.
  111. Re:Meh. by TheDisgrace · · Score: 2, Insightful
    I think the point was that it was implied that having to wear gas-masked due to pollution was something that has never happened, while it has(to some degree). That comment wasn't about neo-cons being at fault - I'm not sure how you read it that way - it was pointing out that pollution extremes can and do exist.

    What irks me, really, is that while 'neo-cons,' for lack of a better stereotype, have been sneering at eco-sensitive groups and warnings regarding pollution, for apparently being wrong, they fail to realize that it was only these whistle blowers that caused the environmental laws and restrictions to come into place that have manages to slow(if not entirely stem) the major effects of pollution.

    And for the record, oil is a limited resource that can and will be depleted if we continue to guzzle the stuff at the rate we do, and anyone who believes otherwise, well. Oil is naturally produced very, very slowly, and not in massive quantities. It took billions of years to build up the reserves that exist, and we've managed to deplete them in less than a century. If anyone actually believes that the earth is pumping out as much oil as the world is consuming on a daily basis, they need to go back to school, because that crap just isn't any kind of rational thought.

    And yes, for the record, I do believe that man is a significant factor in global warming. The only scientists that believe otherwise happen to be sponsored by the industries who really want to hear good things for their businesses.

    I also like to believe(hope) that there are some neo-cons who are at least willing to admit that introducing unnaturally large amounts of chemicals into the o-zone is obviously going to affect it in some way. Which is preferable, at least, to putting on the blinders and completely neglecting the planet's future based on presumptions that they cannot prove to be correct.

    Reasonably, if there's even a small chance that we are causing global warming, then we should do everything we can to do slow or stem that cycle. Playing the denial game is only going to ensure that it happens.

  112. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 1, Insightful

    How is the budget?

    Subject to congress. "Neo-Con" scarcely describes that crowd. The just-signed transportation bill is full of billions in pork sponsored and demanded by reps and senators on both sides of the aisle.

    Where are those nuclear WMD?

    You mean the efforts we thought were farther along, in Saddam's pursuit thereof? That would be "we thought" as in, we and the intelligence agencies of a dozen other countries (including France, Germany, Russia, and so on). Of course, Saddam was also being lied to by his own scientists and thought he had things they hadn't even produced. But his behavior, including his need to WMD-posture against rival Iran, and his constant game playing with UN inspectors, sent very credible signals.

    Where is the democracy over at Iraq

    You must have missed the part where eight million Iraqis voted a few months back. Or the part where they're in the middle of drafting a consitution. You know - a constitution. The thing it took the US's founders until 1787 to get wrapped up. Years, not months. The Iraqis are moving along really well.

    Why were we attack on 9/11

    Because the US is the single greatest defender of democracy in the history of the world. And because in the preceding years, they saw terrorism work like a charm. It chased the US out of Beruit. It caused Clinton to tuck tail and leave Somalia to the warlords. It went unpunished as hundreds were killed in the Africa embassy bombings and the attack on the USS Cole. And, of course, the WTC had been attacked before, with every intention of knocking it down the first time, and that time they failed. Read the damn news.

    Why the gag order on Sibel Edwards

    Because detailed information about the intelligence provided to our military leadership is not something that we want to advertise. The people that are covered by that intelligence are the ones that continue to attack - or did you not notice London and Egypt last month? Telling those people what sort of communications we can tap, or how we gather that information is crazy.

    Why a 2 front war when we have not caught Bin Ladin yet

    Because we have the most powerful, best-trained military in the world, and can work on two things at once.

    Why are several traitors being tolerated in the white house

    Because you're making that BS up. If that's your standard, then also ask why half the democratic seniority on half a dozen committees in congress are "traitors."

    Where are the anthrax manufactuers who spread it after 9/11?

    Like most fairly clever criminals, hard to find.

    Why is it, that we only lose shuttles during neo-cons times

    Unbelievable. OK, how about this: because we fly them then. Why did the only Apollo astronauts to die do so while a democrat was running things? Um... maybe because that has nothing to do with it?

    How is our national budget again

    Recovering from a recession that started during the Clinton administration.

    How is our economy

    See above. And, it has added 4 million jobs since that recession bottomed out. It's also the strongest, most productive economy in the world. Unemployment is below historical averages. As an example, unemployment was higher during the Clinton administration. Trying to ignore stuff like that, or afraid to admit that there are such things as business cycles? In the meantime, we have incredibly low interest rates, the highest ever rate of home ownership, and more people working than ever before.

    Neocons refuse to accept blame.

    For what? Your list was nonsense, so you'll have to try again.

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  113. Wish they explained it better by jgoemat · · Score: 1
    What exactly is Peat? Does it produce methane? Will it grow and keep producing methane each year? How long will it take the methane to degrade? What increase in global concentrations of methane can we see? Can we plant something else there, crops or trees to trap CO2?

    I wish "New Scientist" stories would have more science in them, this seems pretty sensationalist.

    1. Re:Wish they explained it better by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Wtf are you talking about? It's not their job to define simple words for you. A simple consultion of dict would inform you "partially carbonized vegetable tissue formed by partial decomposition in
      water of various plants (as mosses of the genus Sphagnum)". Imagine that, forzen material doesn't decay but warm decaying carbon-based plant-matter gives off carbon-based wastes...

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    2. Re:Wish they explained it better by jgoemat · · Score: 1

      Ok, that's a little helpful. Wikipedia was a little more helpful. So peat is partially decomposed vegetable matter, which will continue to decompose when unfrozen, right? So when unfrozen, will the moss will keep growing and refilling the decaying vegetable matter so that it will be a continual supply of methane?

  114. Snow Covered Swamp by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

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  115. Won't somebody think of the huskies? by gytterberg · · Score: 1

    They'll be, uh, hot. If it's melting, it ain't exactly permafrost, is it?

  116. Re:Third Post by Rei · · Score: 2, Informative

    Completely false. Here's the primary datafile used to generate that graph. Graphed CO2 levels are from measured, direct trapped CO2 in the ice. Graphed temperature is determined by the proportion of heavy water ice (oceans are richer in heavy water and glaciers poorer in it because of selective evaporation (the heavier the water, the harder it is to evaporate); the colder the climate, the more pronounced the effect).

    Next time, don't just make stuff up when you want reply to a post, ok?

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  117. ANSWER: IT'S GALLANT by rekrutacja · · Score: 1

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  118. Burning the worlds supply by phazespace · · Score: 0

    That's an interesting point, burning ourselves clean out of resources. Anyone know if someone has done a study to estimate/project global warming if we burned ourselves completely out of fossil fuels (based on current/estimated amounts, etc.)? Or at what point the damage will become irreversible? kind of like the big bang, dark matter and universe expansion but for fossil fuels and global warming. Of course you'd have to take into account things like this article and it accelerating effects on the process... but a projection would be nice and scary!

  119. So what would really happen in such a world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's say that Global Warming (with capital letters) happens, just as the environmentalists tell us. Ice caps melt, Earth heats up several degrees, etc.

    What would the world be like after that? Are we looking at 100ft of snow in the Amazon basin? Tropical paradise in Antarctica? Venus-like humidity and Jupiter-like storms all over the world all the time?

    Or is it just going to be much like it is now. Maybe a little bit warmer. Maybe a little bit rainier. Some coastal flooding that will be adapted to by those folks moving inland.

    What are we really facing here? Yes, I know. THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ALL CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!!!11

    But seriously, are we worried about something really bad or just kinda bad or even just somewhat uncomfortable?

    1. Re:So what would really happen in such a world? by gowen · · Score: 1
      Some coastal flooding that will be adapted to by those folks moving inland.
      YM "Drowning". HTH.
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    2. Re:So what would really happen in such a world? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Maybe a little bit warmer. Maybe a little bit rainier.
      Ever hear of the word ecosystem? I'm sure you won't notice a few extra degrees at first, but algae and many other affected species will. Guess where the world's largest ecosystem is? I'll give you a hint: it isn't on land.
      Some coastal flooding that will be adapted to by those folks moving inland.
      Now, where do you suppose most farmers grow food all over the world? Think rice. Famine isn't quite fathomable for most Americans. Not being able to eat! Shocking, I know.

      Well, I guess it's better than dying of space herpes.
    3. Re:So what would really happen in such a world? by juhaz · · Score: 1

      Maybe a little bit rainier. Some coastal flooding that will be adapted to by those folks moving inland.

      What are we really facing here? Yes, I know. THE UTTER DESTRUCTION OF ALL CIVILIZATION AS WE KNOW IT!!!11


      That's pretty much what happens if "those folks", who just happen to number in billions need to move while food production is simultaneously badly disrupted. The governments of the world are not and will not be equipped to handle mass migration and famine on that scale, welcome WW3, and it will be fricking ugly.

      World doesn't need to end for the utter destruction of all civilization as we know it, you know, we're perfectly capable of destroying the civilization on our own.

  120. Directed message to residents of California. by avasol · · Score: 1

    ... See you down in Arizona Bay.

    Hello. I am an alien who has transformed himself into this textfile. As you are reading this, I am having sex with your eyeballs. I know you like it because you are smiling.

  121. Re:Meh. by Travoltus · · Score: 1

    "So the lesson here is that decade after of decade of democratic capitalism results in better environment, while decade after decade of socialism results in hell on earth.

    Damn those neo-cons! Damn them to HELL!"

    Actually, the lesson here is that environmentalism, which is

    * codified by the Government and its pollution laws
    * strongly supported by liberals (and absolutely everyone else left of the far Right)
    * vehemently opposed by neo-cons (they say it is Government intrusion on the free market)
    * highly enabled by democracy (voters want environmental protection laws more than neo cons want to abolish them)
    * strongly opposed by capitalist industry lobbyists

    results in a better environment (i.e., more breathable air, more drinkable water).

    --
    --- Grow a pair, liberals... stop letting the Republicans bully you!
  122. No joking matter when it hits you by sebastian_proteus · · Score: 2, Interesting

    I live in Romania and the wather has gone bad here too. And I'm not talking about "oh, I didn't get my perfect tan" changes. I'm talking about floodings on a massive scale. I'm talking about thousands of people loosing EVERYTHING they have: houses, animals, crops. I'm talking about people dying. I'm talking about parents desperatly looking for their children for days, only to find them dead - if they find their bodies at all.

    Definetly gives you an entirely new view on the global warming, because now it hits very close to home. It's not just another story in the evening news, it's something that affects you and the ones close to you.

    So now when I read about this in Siberia, my first thought was: "Great! So in following years even more people will die or loose their houses..."

    I'm getting married this year. And I find myself alarmingly often asking myself if I really want to raise a child in this world...

  123. Re:Meh. by cybpunks3 · · Score: 1

    Some scientist was quoted as saying that he felt that there isn't enough oil to turn the earth into Venus.

    Before global warming, dwindling oil supply is going to cause more of an immediate impact on our day to day lives.

    But there may still be enough oil and coal in the world to destroy the biosphere enough to have the "great die off" that the peak oilers talk about.

    And this is something that I can see happening within our lifetimes.

  124. We are all gona die!!! by bigmauler · · Score: 1

    In the 70s we were going for an ice age. Give us money to help stop it. Now, we are going to burn up and somehow breath in more methane than ever (I suspect someones never sat down and had chili and baked beans with his family) Give us money to stop it...because if it raised 4c over 40 years...we can of course do a lot to stop it.

    1. Re:We are all gona die!!! by Kamiusd · · Score: 1

      Basically if you look at it all things point to the increasing of warming trends. Strangely enough the iceage is directly related to the trend. Higher temperatures equals more melting of glaciers as well as this peat bog. The bog releases more methane which raises temperatures even further. The higher temperatures melt glaciers at excelerated rates. In turn this pushes fresh water into the oceans diluting the salinity of said oceans. Heres the kicker without the sinking of salty waters in the northern oceans the currents as we know them stop flowing. Without the currents the warm water brought north from the gulf stream will no longer push north and the average temperature in these northern lands will fall dramaticly. So being worried about this semi small thing is relevant in the big picture.

  125. Need I remind you... by jd · · Score: 3, Interesting
    ...that the entire human population was reduced to 15,000 individuals at one time, and that mitochondrial DNA actually stems but from a single female? That makes two times that humanity has been on the edge of extinction with sheer dumb luck saving it.


    Then you need to factor in every single extinct homonid species and subspecies that did NOT make it.


    Sure, humanity survived without technology. Mind you, we weren't exactly causing this level of pollution a million years ago, either. Even with just "natural causes" to contend with, the vast majority of hominids did NOT make it and we damn near didn't, either.


    Will we survive global warming? Possibly. Humans are sufficiently numerous and sufficiently mobile that it would take a total collapse of the ecosystem to finish off the race. That could happen, though. It is possible.


    Will it decimate humanity? Oh, very likely. I suspect the human population will be in the hundreds of millions, by the end of the century, rather than the projected tens of billions. It depends on just how much the environment lags behind the input.


    If the lag is sufficiently small, we're seeing the major effects of what we're doing now right now. This means a 5C rise over the last century would result in a 5C rise this century (we've had exponential growth, so far, but efficiency is beginning to catch up, so we can't just do a simple extrapolation). A 10C total rise would finish off life in the tropics and severely reduce it in the subtropics.


    If, however, the lag is closer to a century (much more likely) then we're barely seeing the effects of the Industrial Revolution. A 5C rise now could translate to a cumulative 20-25C rise over a century from now, with no additional input from us. That's just from what we've put into the environment already, allowing for the time lags inherent in a global scale.


    But, of course, humans aren't going to stop the pollution tomorrow. And if efficiency does NOT improve to reduce pollution, then the 20-25C rise will be an underestimate. In that case, a few hamlets might survive on the antarctic continent, but the rest of the planet will resemble Death Valley.

    --
    It's a small world and it smells funny; I'd buy another if it wasn't for the money; Take back what I paid (SoM)
    1. Re:Need I remind you... by Hortensia+Patel · · Score: 1

      the entire human population was reduced to 15,000 individuals at one time

      Interesting, I didn't know that. When was this? More specifically, was this early enough that "the entire human population" was still just a fraction of "the entire hominid population"?

      Even with just "natural causes" to contend with, the vast majority of hominids did NOT make it and we damn near didn't, either.

      My belief was that most of the "other" hominids were done for by Homo Sapiens or its forbears, rather than "natural causes" in its modern sense. That said, IANAAnthropologist and am almost certainly wrong.

    2. Re:Need I remind you... by sgtrock · · Score: 1
      ...that the entire human population was reduced to 15,000 individuals at one time, and that mitochondrial DNA actually stems but from a single female? That makes two times that humanity has been on the edge of extinction with sheer dumb luck saving it.


      Can you cite a source for these? It's the first time that I've seen them stated anywhere.

      Thanks,

      sgtrock
  126. Who's this real scientist? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is it Jesus? I bet it is. You know I met that guy one time. He's actually really pretentous. Kind of a know it all. You know? But he said that, "yeah the global warming guys were right".

    PS. Did you learm how to read in church? cuz your real good at rightin.

  127. Re:Game by FrostedChaos · · Score: 0, Redundant

    I Agree With This Post

    --
    "Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental." -Slashdot
  128. Re:Yeah, but... by Mant · · Score: 4, Insightful

    While the original list was plain silly, I have to laugh at this.

    Because the US is the single greatest defender of democracy in the history of the world.

    Given the history of the US in backing non-democratic governments that overthrow democratic but socialist governments, (nd remember that doesn't mean communist or want to become communist, lots of countries elect socialist governments from time to time, much of Europe for example.

    Look at the brutal un-democratic regimes the US still backs. If someone from Saudi Arabia or Uzbekistan hates the US its unlikely to be because they hate it for its freedom and democracy but more likely because it backs a deeply unpopular regime (of course that is just one reason, there may be others rational and irrational).

    We are all grateful for what the US did in WWII, but remember was against a democratic election there since the result would probably have been something it didn't want.

    The US is no worse than most countries in the way it acts in its own interest, but it isn't really much better either. If you look at its history it isn't some great bastion of worldwide democracy and freedom, just self interested like everyone else.

    To come vaguely back on topic, when the rest of the world sees a US reluctance to do anything about climate change, a lot of people see that same self-interest, although very short term, again. It seems to largely be US scientist (and a minority of them) who don't think humans are having an effect. Many of which work for US companies that give large donations to US politicians. This makes people pretty sceptical.

  129. The Orgy Must Go On! by Shihar · · Score: 1

    Eh, saving the planet doesn't do me much good if I am dead... which is what I would be if I grew up on a happy little communist style farm due to health reasons when I was younger. You need to attack such a problem for a moralistic point of view.

    If you look at it from the point of 'nature', humans really don't mean anything. It is just another species. Is it wrecking the finely tuned order of things? Sure, but so do asteroids. In the end things will adapt and evolve. We couldn't wipe out all the life on this planet if we tried. We might be able to kill off all the large mammals, but thinking that nature values large mammals over rats and cockroaches is more then a little human centric.

    If you look at it from the perspective of humanity, then you need to ask yourself what is best? Is the ultimate good to have as many people enjoy life as possible? Is it to have a few people enjoy life as much as possible? What is the best good? Is it better to have 6 billion people living longer then ever before, or 100,000 living with nature to the age of 30?

    Finally, you can just be a greedy bastard. What is best? Whatever keeps me around kicking and happy. Part of my happiness might be altruism, but it is hard to enjoy the fruits of altruism when you are dead.

    Unless you decide to personify nature as some sort of humanoid thinking entity that really likes large mammals, I think the only reasonable choice left is to, well, be selfish. Being completely selfish, the best course of action isn't to drastically reduce our standard of living and hope that earth remains as it is. The best thing to do is to try and avoid fucking up anything too bad, plow ahead, and hope to hell that technology fixes things as fast as they come.

    People have argued that technology has created more problems then it solves. This blatantly ignores one undeniable fact. There are more humans living longer then at any other time in history. So far technology has done us damn good. My parents lived longer then their parents. I will live longer then they will live. People simply keep living longer and longer. At least as far as humans go, technology seems to be fixing problems faster then it creates them well enough that we keep on living longer and longer. Until someone has a better solution other then to sit on our hands and hack years off how long we live. I see no reason to give up on technology yet. Sure, try not to fuck the place up too bad, but trusting in technology to fix the problems of today seems to have worked so far.

    1. Re:The Orgy Must Go On! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No one is suggesting we ditch technology or anything.

      People are suggesting we ditch crapy technology (coal plants, internal combustion engines) in favour of non-crapy technology (nuclear power, etc)

      As for the whole "me first" tone of your post ... well ... I'd have to see you stranded on a desert island with someone else whom shared your viewpoint...

    2. Re:The Orgy Must Go On! by nysus · · Score: 1

      Actually, technology hasn't done any good. It's been a society that recognized that being a good steward of the planet helps both current and future generations and consciously decided to apply the technology to help clean things us. Quite amazingly, it seems to be a concern you completely lack. I hope, for our sake, you never run for office. Lead control? Bah! Fuel efficient cars? Who needs 'em, right? Let's be selfish and make money while we can.

      It's nice to think we can just barrel forward secure in the notion that no matter what we do, we'll be able to pull out of our tailspin just before we hit the ground. But what if you are wrong? Your attitude is to just then say "fuck it, the cockroaches can probably do better?"

      I guess that's an option, but not one I'm going to ever get behind. I'd rather not play Russian roulette with the planet.

      --

      ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    3. Re:The Orgy Must Go On! by Gulthek · · Score: 1

      I'd rather not play Russian roulette with the planet.

      The planet itself will be fine. Life (in the general term) on the planet is in no jeopardy. It's significantly macroscopic life that's in danger. But we giant creatures are an evolutionary anomaly anyway, Earth (in terms of total biomass, complexity, diversity, and toughness) truly belongs to the microscopic.

      Nothing's meeker than group of bacteria.

  130. It Sucks, But Not For You by Shihar · · Score: 1

    Eh, I wouldn't hold your breath. The global climate is not really going to hurt the first world. The US is not going to suddenly explode because of global warming. Even if the seas were to raise, the US and Europe would just build higher and hold it back. The first world really does have the ability to hold back the tide. At worst, people will move crops around to take advantage of the changing weather patterns. Each new hurricane will just result in stronger buildings being built in their place to deal with the weather. To be honest, if the entire world was a big happy first world nation, I wouldn't pay global warming much mind and just rack it up to an expense you need to suck up to keep moving forward.

    The real Hollywood style death and destruction will be in the third world. It is in the third world were they wont be holding back the tides or merrily swapping around their crops to deal with changing weather patterns. It is the third world where hurricanes kill more then a few idiots that didn't leave their beach front property. Global warming won't wipe out humans by a long shot. Your average American or European won't even notice beyond the fact that they might need to crank up their AC a little higher. It could seriously fuck up the third world though. If there is a reason to slow down global warming, it is so that those without piles of cash to make proper preparations to have a chance.

    1. Re:It Sucks, But Not For You by jackbird · · Score: 2, Informative
      Even if the seas were to raise, the US and Europe would just build higher and hold it back.

      Just build higher?!

      Do you have any concept of the time and money it takes to rebuild a commercial building more complex than a Wal-Mart? Or an interstate highway? Or a tunnel? Or a port? Or a railroad? Or an airport? Or a high-voltage power transmission line? Or a nuclear power plant? Do you have ANY idea how much human effort and raw material is tied up in the infrastructure of Manhattan, Brooklyn, Boston, Providence, Washington, Miami, New Orleans, Baltimore, Savannah, Norfolk, and Tampa? That's tens or hundreds of trillions of dollars worth of stuff to rebuild on the east coast of the US alone.

      And what 'piles of cash' exactly, do we have to do it with, considering much of our vast national debt is held by China, who will be busy rebuilding what they lost in Hong Kong and Shanghai, and finding something to do with the Japanese and Taiwanese refugees?

      And when Tel Aviv AND Gaza AND Qatar and Dubai flood out, those land pressures won't start a catastrophic war, no sir. And when India loses Mumbai and Chennai and Pakistan loses Karachi, there won't be any incentive for them to start lobbing nukes.

    2. Re:It Sucks, But Not For You by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      No, it's a feasible idea. Not to "build higher" our existing infrastructure but to build dikes and dams around coastal cities (like the European low countries, which are called "low" for a reason). You couldn't do it around the entire continent, obviously, but the major cities too far below sea level could be saved. Wish I could point to a link but I read a report about a decade ago on how the US, Canada, and Western Europe would be quite capable of raising their coastal levels.

      The real problem comes with the rest of the world. Bangladesh is a good canary. It's a swampy land, entirely below sea level, and already suffering from floods that are getting worse every year. Watch how its neighbors treat the masses of refugees and the tensions they cause for an idea on what will happen elsewhere in Asia in a worst case scenario.

      Our best solution is weaning ourselves off of fossil fuels and finding a replacement. That way it either a) helps slow/stop global warming or b) at least makes it so that we can isolate the Western hemisphere from the rest of the world when it goes to shit.

    3. Re:It Sucks, But Not For You by Shihar · · Score: 1

      You drastically underestimate the economic might that the first world nations have. Between the EU, US, and Japan is half of the world GDP. The combined population of those three bodies is just under a billion people. That means that just under 15% of the world's population has 50% of the wealth. These nations ARE plush with cash. True, they all have debt, but it is nothing that a tax hike for the US or a reduction in spending the EU couldn't fix. Granted, no one likes the idea of cutting spending or raising, they have enough wealth where there is plenty of wiggle room. These nations can afford to build sea walls and hold back the sea by building dykes. Hell, large sections of Europe and Japan already do this. That isn't to say everything would be saved, but no cities are going to go under water. At worst some land on the ocean might be given up rather then paying for the cost of keeping it dry. Either way, it will be an annoyance, not a matter of life or death.

      Further, you need to realize that if a nation did decide to spend money holding back the ocean, it isn't like the nation spends that money and it goes into a black hole. It just gets circulated around the economy. The US, EU, and Japan all have extremely powerful construction industries that would be more then up to the task. The only reason why the US and most of Europe isn't already busy reclaiming the ocean is because they have plenty of land as it is and a stable population. For the first world, global warming is an irritation in the grand scheme of things. If the first world was all that was out there, we wouldn't even be talking about the issue from any other perspective other then as a discussion of how it aesthetically hurts the environment.

      Of course, the rest of the world is not a third world nation. The other 85% of the population that owns the other half of the world GDP is in much dire shape. Shifting the climate around just changes what crops are grown where for the first world, but it causes mass famine in the third world. Higher sea levels means that islands get swallowed up and cities disappear. Increased hurricanes kill in the tens of thousands and do even more economic damage.

      If the earth truly is warming due to human activity, it is probably already too late. Humans won't go backwards or use less energy. We either need to find a technological solution in terms of greener energy sources, or we need to get the third world to the point where it can deal with climate change effectively. Either way, the best we can hope for now is to slow down the rate and hope for the sake of the other 85% of the people in the world that a technological or economic solution comes sooner rather then later. That is just my opinion of course, and people have certainly called me a pessimist more the once.

  131. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Bongo · · Score: 0
    I don't care how many words it borrowed (and perverted) from the real science, the moment it has definitive truths that noone should dare question, it's nowhere _near_ being science any more.

    You have a good point. I'l say that as your post got modded Troll. While I liked most of the GOOFUS/GALLANT story, the damming part is this:

    GOOFUS draws scientific conclusions from the data he collects that usually come out in agreement with the scientific consensus.

    Say I'm ill and see a doctor, and then I go get a second opinion and also a third. If they all agree that just means that no individual is wrong. But they could still all be collectively wrong. It could simply be that the science isn't advanced enough yet. And a way to advance science is to challenge it and try to prove accepted theories wrong.

    So it's disingenuous to appeal to scientific consensus as a test of whether someone is a good scientist. It starts to verge on beliefs and accepted dogmas, as you say.

  132. The boat parable by nysus · · Score: 4, Insightful

    10 men are sailing in a whaler on a whale hunt. The boat, being an older boat made of wood, it leaks a little. But after sailing about for a few hours, many men begin to notice that the amount of water in the boat seems to have increased quite significantly, much more than what is usual or expected. What should the men do?

    a) Take more measurements and get conclusive evidence that their boat is actually going to sink before they can make it back to shore.

    OR

    b) Start bailing.

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    ---Technology will liberate us if it doesn't enslave us first.

    1. Re:The boat parable by Basje · · Score: 1

      That's a nice sounding comparison. But it is entirely false. There's no evidence that:
      a. the proposed actions will have much effect
      b. the supposed effects will be beneficial

      In the above example it is clear that bailing is the solution. In real life, the proposed solution may as well be equivalent to chopping a hole in the hull.

      Not reacting now is just as rash as hitting any emergency break to bring temperatures down.

      --
      the pun is mightier than the sword
    2. Re:The boat parable by roman_mir · · Score: 1

      a.

    3. Re:The boat parable by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      LOL

    4. Re:The boat parable by Epistax · · Score: 4, Interesting

      Insightful? Juvenile. Where's that mod option.

      In (a), you're assuming that this is a do or die. Either they will make it to shore, or they won't. In reality, the question isn't "is the planet going to die" it's "how badly is the planet going to die, and how badly has it already died". So yes you are right, either we can (b) start bailing (fixing the problem) or (actually the proper word here is AND, but you'd rather we forget that) we can take measurements to see how bad the damage is, how permanent the damage is, and how quickly we need to fix things.

      We have what every reputable (non-political / lobby) scientist declares a problem or potential problem. If this is a true problem, we are constantly doing damage even now. You are advising that we double check previous findings before attempting to fix it, instead of attempting to fix it while double checking at the same time. Let me spell this out for you: If we try to fix it and it turns out not to be a problem, we lose billions or trillions of dollars (note: "lose" is of course not taking into account the reduced pollution which is a huge gain even if global warming doesn't exist). If we don't try to fix it while double checking, we lose the footing we need to combat the problem.

      Here's another analogy. There is a colored plastic cup upside-down on a table. Underneath is either a mini-cupcake or termite digging into the table. Scientists hear scratching noises through the cup, but can't lift it. Either we fix the problem (smash the cup) which might ruin a cupcake if that is under it, however if it's a termite, we stop an infestation before it enters the table. If we wait around and double check our readings to confirm a termite, it will burrow into the table and squishing it will no longer be possible.

    5. Re:The boat parable by foniksonik · · Score: 4, Interesting

      or

      c) patch up the leaks and keep working, cause if they don't make a catch on this trip they'll be broke. If they make a catch they might be able to afford patch materials for the next trip AND have money to feed their families.

      I believe that's the current method being used.

      --
      A fool throws a stone into a well and a thousand sages can not remove it.
    6. Re:The boat parable by dmccarty · · Score: 1
      Interesting analogy, but let me make a small change: the men aren't sailing, they're rowing.

      Now for every man that you take off the oars to bail, you lose a rower. Assuming that they're rowing for land (safety) where they can tar the keel and fix the leaks, which option would you choose?

      The captain has to have some measure of how fast the water is rising so he can make a decision whether to row or bail, or how many do one or the other. (Maybe the leak is getting worse, in which case bailing would be futile.)

      Back in real life, our "captain" has already made his decision. 49% of the rowers might not like it, but it doesn't really matter. We're still all in the same boat.

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    7. Re:The boat parable by antifood · · Score: 1

      Right, but I think our captain has chosen another option. This option is to continue on course as if nothing is wrong. Talk is talk, action is action.

    8. Re:The boat parable by uncadonna · · Score: 1

      It was a nice analogy until you got to the captain part. This boat has no captain, it is run by an unruly committee. Global climate change forcing is a global problem and can't be solved one nation at a time.

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      mt
    9. Re:The boat parable by dmccarty · · Score: 1

      I believe the OP was referring to the US policy on global warming vs. the policy of the Kyoto signees. I was continuing the analogy on the US side.

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    10. Re:The boat parable by SlashDread · · Score: 1

      Nice one. A cupcake.

      Ever seen "The Mummie", for bad horror comedies a classic, I recommend it.
      Remember the greedy guide?

      Lets just lug ONE more golden statue outta this collapsing, cursed grave, im ALMOST sure I can make it... thought the not so symphatatic guy.

      Do I need to paint his faith?

      Mr. Bush might live high and mighty on the biggest hill, but -I- live in The Netherlands.

    11. Re:The boat parable by khallow · · Score: 1

      Are you trying to make an analogy? If so, I don't see the connection.

    12. Re:The boat parable by feed_those_kitties · · Score: 1

      I think it's more like:

      d) Deny that the boat is leaking, and try to kill whales even faster, with the assumption that someone will come along with a bigger boat to take them to shore.

  133. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Tim+C · · Score: 1

    Science has _no_ absolute set-in-stone sacred truths. In science you're _supposed_ to question everything, regardless of why.

    While that's true in general, you must eventually accept things as true, leave them and move on. For example, you're not going to get very far trying to disprove the laws of thermodynamics. They may not be held as a "sacred truth", but you'd be hard pressed to find someone reputable who's willing to seriously dispute them.

  134. bovine flatulence by phantomfive · · Score: 1

    And speaking of "bullshit", did you know that bovine flatulence is a major soure of atmoshperic methane?

    Surprisingly, bovine flatulence is not where the cow methane comes from. According to recent research at UC Davis (in California) the methane come out of the mouth when the cow is chewing it's cud. Read that in a paper newspaper a couple weeks ago.

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    Qxe4
  135. Re:Meh. by 1u3hr · · Score: 1
    China has 7 of the world's most polluted cities.
    So the lesson here is that decade after of decade of democratic capitalism results in better environment, while decade after decade of socialism results in hell on earth.

    The Chinese factories, and more and more, automobiles, are symptoms of rampant capitalism. Socialism has been fading in China since about 1982, when Deng Xiaoping told China "To get rich is glorious". And of course, much of the production of those polluting factories is exported to the USA, your products aren't magically produced by elves.

  136. Albedo by salec · · Score: 1

    Can't we artificially increase albedo of the Earth, at least in unhabitated area? I remember some years ago an artist from US did large "instalations" in landscape - square miles of draperies put on the large land objects. I suppose if it was affordable for an artist then civilization can pull out orders of magnitude more cash. It doesn't have to be a fabric or metal foil, perhaps some pale fine floatable dust or foam would do just fine.

    Second, in tropics, where seawater is colder then air, we may introduce "fountain platform farms" which would be solar powered and would spray the water in the air, trading air-trapped heat for moisture (and wash some water solvable CO2 from the air), which would cause more clouds - more albedo in tropics and more rainfall in higher latitude - basically I say let's spend more of Sun's heat on mechanical work, lifting (water vapor) weight or something (Yes, I know that it EVENTUALLY disipates completely back into heat but this way we get a delay and various side effects which may help shielding the irradiation from the sun). Besides, if we could irrigate (perhaps by causing more rain) more land, more CO2 would get trapped in biomass (talking about "sequestration" of CO2).

  137. American Lifestyle Contributing to Global Warming by Avast+Yee · · Score: 1

    I am part of the problem. From my point of view, the turnaround of lifestyle required from every individual in developed nations to combat global warming seems insurmountable. Americans are all about freedom: freedom to drive to the mall (to buy plastic, oil-derived products that we don't need), freedom to drive to the movies, freedom to drive to McDonald's with your kids. How do you even begin to change culture centered around mobility? Nearly all of my peers have their own vehicle and use it extensively. How can we not? We have been raised to NEED one. If I didn't have my beat up old VW, I don't have a clue how I'd cope. My job and University are both too far to bike or walk to. Bus transportation isn't very extensive where I live. Forget trains.

    Where do we even begin?

  138. nut-job theories... by inmate · · Score: 1
    "It's only the nut-job-leftists that tout their unprovable theories as fact"

    ah, and Intelligent Design is...?

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    --- blackironprison, where ignorance is bliss....
    1. Re:nut-job theories... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      the new american world religion?

  139. Re:Third Post by Gloggy · · Score: 1

    Of course you don't. God forbid some commie scientist comes along and proves that your perpetual expansion and pillaging of the resources of the planet is ruining the future for us all. Lost profits!!! Who gives a damn about the future when my stocks just lost $0.10.

  140. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "While that's true in general, you must eventually accept things as true, leave them and move on. For example, you're not going to get very far trying to disprove the laws of thermodynamics. They may not be held as a "sacred truth", but you'd be hard pressed to find someone reputable who's willing to seriously dispute them."

    Actually, it happens more often than you'd think in the _real_ science.

    The whole of relativity or quantum mechanics, for example, exist because someone dared question Newtonian mechanics. Those in turn existed because some people (e.g., Galileo) dared question the existing model, and prove that no, regardless of what the official doctrine says, a rock 10 times heavier doesn't fall 10 times faster, and one dropped from the top of the mast doesn't actually fall towards the rear of the ship.

    And even relativity and quantum mechanics were not the end of the road. We have even newer theories, such as dark matter (the accepted one) or a proposed revision to gravity (still just a "contender", because someone didn't take those as set in stone. Someone (a lot of someones, actually) measured what happens up there, and saw that the accepted theories just don't explain it. So they came up with better theories.

    Or you have stuff like chemistry and electronics at the level they are today, because some guy called Ernest Rutherford dared question the pie-with-electrons-in-it model of the atom. Which in turn existed because someone dared assume that the atom isn't in fact indivisible. ("atomos" = indivisible)

    Without such "heretics" we'd still be at most at alchemy level, and assuming that chemical reactions are 1 atom of A + 1 atom of B = 1 atom of C. And still not seeing why if A is lead and C is gold, a B can't exist that can make that reaction work.

    That's how science works, and "my theory is more popular than yours, so I'll try to discredit you by tons of self-righteous protests" was never a part of the scientific process. Science is _not_ supposed to be a popularity contest, nor resolved by popular vote and political speeches. (Not that it wasn't tried before, mind you. Relativity was described as bolshevism, for example.)

    If someone wants to disprove the laws of thermodynamics, they _are_ perfectly allowed to do so. They just have to present a ton of convincing data, from experiments which others can duplicate and/or try to falsify or explain otherwise.

    And if that new theory is gonna be proved right or wrong, it will have to do with testing their data and their calculations, and maybe devising even better experiments and calculations. _Not_ via "auugh, you dare question my sacred proof, therefore you must be a pinko-commie heretic paid by astroturf groups" self-righteous protests.

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  141. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When? What day?
    You know the amount of emissions being produced, you know the current amount of green house gases. You should be able to do some basic math and pinpoint the exact day (or at least year) of when all of this will happen.
    Just let us know!
    Thanks

  142. Re: Meh. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > > China has 7 of the world's most polluted cities.

    > So the lesson here is that decade after of decade of democratic capitalism results in better environment, while decade after decade of socialism results in hell on earth.

    No, the lesson is that industrialization goes through a phase of living in your own garbage.

    China hasn't alwayse had the world's most polluted cities.

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  143. Re: Meh. by Black+Parrot · · Score: 2, Insightful


    > We'd have to wear gas masks when we went outside, because of air pollution.

    Do you have any idea how many laws and regulations have been imposed to reduce air pollution during the last 40 years?

    > We'd be out of oil (evidently it was all floating in the ocean).

    There's only a finite amount of oil in the ground, and demand is still growing. You do the math.



    > DDT was the scourge of the world.

    Are you arguing that DDT is, in fact, safe?

    > And, yes, the Coming Ice Age would freeze us all.

    Was there ever a consensus among scientists that and Ice Age was imminent? I hear this all the time from global warming deniers, but I don't actually recall hearing it way back when. (There was a big flap over a possible nuclear winter, though.)

    > I say again: Global Warning? Meh. Take a number, you'll find the dispenser next to the Y2k countdown calendar.

    So, just because one problem was overblown, we can safely ignore all the others?

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  144. Re:Meh. by teh_cn · · Score: 1

    "You can thank American Government pollution laws for that not happening." you americans better first get cars that don't pollute the air as much as your old crap. it's your fair american government that doesn't support the kyoto protocol.

  145. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 2, Funny

    Guys, guys - I think you're forgetting the real issue is that 13% of Americans believe Joan of Ark was the wife of Noah...

  146. In other news, everytime a site is slashdotted by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    the crashed webserver causes 1 c increase in earth's temperature.

  147. Re: Third Post by Black+Parrot · · Score: 1


    > > We NeoCons don't deny that the climate is changing; we deny that it's the fault of mankind.

    > How can this be? Being a neo-con is a political alignment, but either of these questions are questions of science. Surely being a neo-con doesn't mean you close your mind to scientific fact on the basis of ideology. Next thing you're going to tell me that people deny evolution merely on the basis of religious preference.

    Hopefully that was sarcasm.

    At any rate and FYI, neocons are behind the Intelligent Design movement as well. Some of them apparently agree with Marx that religion is the opiate of the masses, but think of that as a situation to be exploited for greater control of those masses, rather than condmemned as a delusion.

    (FWIW, the extended version of the Marx quote doesn't actually sound like he was knocking religion, as everyone assumes from the short form of the quote.)

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  148. Call it "Intelligent Warming" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We need to get him to believe it's thinly veiled religious doctrine masquerading as valid science. Say we can't imagine any plausible natural reason for these increasing temperatures, so there must be some intelligent entity deliberately altering our climate through means we can't detect. Since we found these things we can't explain by looking at scientific data we didn't understand, this should be treated as a scientific theory, and taught in schools.

    Call it "Intelligent Warming".

    Finally Bush will declare that "we should teach the controversy", and that people should be "exposed to different views". Bush's support will help get the religous right on board, and we'll have the problem licked in no time.

  149. Re:Yeah, but... by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Why a 2 front war when we have not caught Bin Ladin yet.

    Because we have the most powerful, best-trained military in the world, and can work on two things at once.


    Yeah, you lot are so good that you regularly shoot your own side. Not to mention that the US army is rediculously trigger happy too.

    You might have the bigest army in the world, but that sure as hell doesn't make it the best. Training is what counts, and from what I see on the news (including abc) it appears that some parts of the US Army/Navy require more of that.

  150. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Royster · · Score: 1

    In science you're _supposed_ to question everything, regardless of why.

    Actually, no. Actual scientists work within a scientific framework of generally recognized science. Their job is to contribute to the pool of knowledge.

    Sometimes science takes a retrench and discards an old, incomplete theory for a newer, more useful one. But no real scientist wastes their time questioning EVERYTHING. And no real scientist wastes their time questioning results outside their field of competence.

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  151. Re:Yeah, but... by Zonnald · · Score: 2, Funny

    And I suppose you know what her name was?
    hint, don't look in the bible, it's not there.

  152. Terraforming Earth IV: The Question of Methane by danharan · · Score: 1

    Oblig reading on Worldchanging: Terraforming Earth IV: The Question of Methane, in which Jamais Cascio explores different avenues to engineering the climate to avoid a catastrophe.

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  153. what i dont understand, by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The only place where des discussion about global warming is on is in america (and mabe australia). The rest of the developed world is pretty much convinced that global warming is a fact.

    Why is it in that people in the US dont get the message..

    Global Warming = higher average temperature = more energy in the atmosphere = more hurricans + tornados + floods + draughts = lots of problems

    1. Re:what i dont understand, by DuBois · · Score: 1

      What you don't understand is science.

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  154. Reagan by Jebediah21 · · Score: 1

    Permafrost causes more pollution than automobiles do.

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  155. Re:The orgy must end : *kaboom* by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Perhaps all of human history, from the discovery of fire right up to the flight of Discovery last week. Not a single sane person on the planet can say that we'd be better off without technology."

    I would say that depends on your perspective and how far you are willing to take it.No man should be able to wield the power to wipe out any race.

  156. Re:Yeah, but... by mcvos · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Because the US is the single greatest defender of democracy in the history of the world.

    I hope this is meant as irony, because otherwise it's kind of sad.

    Although the US is indeed one of the biggest countries that occasionally comes to the defense of democracy, it's also one of the biggest countries to overthrow democratically elected governments and replace them with a pro-US dictator whenever that fits better into their goals.

    Iran, for example, had a democratically elected government before the US replaced it with the Shah in 1954. You may also have heard of Pinochet in Chili, and of all the mess the US was involved in Central America.

    And because in the preceding years, they saw terrorism work like a charm. ... It caused Clinton to tuck tail and leave Somalia to the warlords.

    I don't think that was because of terrorism, but rather because the US forces were unable to deal with guerilla's. I can't remember any terrorist strike against a US civilian target that had anything to do with Somalia.

    And about those WMDs, it was the US that claimed to have proof, not the other way around. So far, that proof seems to have been a complete and utter fabrication.

    mcv.

  157. Correlation? by j0e_average · · Score: 1

    Is there any relationship between this phenomenon and the Earth's magnetic fields weakening?

    I read that the Earth is due for a reversal of its poles.

    While human activity on the planet is undoubtedly contributing to global warming, are there other forces at work here that may be larger than the sum of the individual parts?

    1. Re:Correlation? by belg4mit · · Score: 1

      Not friggin' likely. The magentic field polarity is known to oscillate. Your "theory" is too simple, and if there were any correlation between this and natural glaciation cycles someone surely would have picked up on it.

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  158. Re:Meh. by stevelinton · · Score: 1

    Some scientist was quoted as saying that he felt that there isn't enough oil to turn the earrgy sourceth into Venus.

    This is true. You have to bake all the carbon out of the carbonate rocks to get Venus, which takes rather longer.

  159. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You Sir, a a fucking moron. Dont you have a tree to go hug?

  160. Oh, no! It's all coming true! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If anyone needs me, I'll be holed up in the main branch of the New York Public Library, with Emmy Rossum.

    Send Dennis Quaid to find us when it's over, mmkay? Thanks!

  161. Re:Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    no THAT's irony!!!!11

  162. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why does oil cost more then beer?

  163. Re:Third Post by mcvos · · Score: 1

    Earth as a whole won't become inhospitable, but a lot of countries will. My country, for example, will completely disapppear unless we raise our dikes by another 300 feet, which would be rather a lot.

    Even if you don't care about malfunctioning ecosystems (this is happening right now), at the very least this is going to be terribly, horribly expensive. Entire countries will disappear, hundreds of millions of people will have to move. And who knows how long it will take for the ecosystems to reach a new balance?

    mcv.

  164. Wikiproject: Fact and Reference Check by Famatra · · Score: 1

    "Wikipedia, while a good general overview, is not supposed to be used for direct referencial evidence, because the information there-in is subject to the next editor's opinion. Try another source."

    Perhaps you haven't heard of the WikiProject Fact and Reference Check?

    Google it, and notice that all facts are slowly, but surely, being referenced. After the first go though, each fact will be referenced multiple times.

    What more valid source of information do you want other than one that is referenced multiple times with other sources of information?

    Wikipedia, or something quite similiar, has the potential to become the ultimate authority of human knowledge.

    1. Re:Wikiproject: Fact and Reference Check by cdrguru · · Score: 1

      Wikipedia has the potential to become the ultimate authority on groupthink and popular attitudes on human knowledge. Try posting something unpopular. Not gonna stand for long.

    2. Re:Wikiproject: Fact and Reference Check by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "Wikipedia, or something quite similiar, has the potential to become the ultimate authority of human knowledge."

      LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!@#!@

  165. Re:Yeah, but... by infolib · · Score: 1
    Where are those nuclear WMD?

    You mean the efforts we thought were farther along, in Saddam's pursuit thereof? That would be "we thought" as in, we and the intelligence agencies of a dozen other countries (including France, Germany, Russia, and so on).

    Sources? If your statement is true, why did Robin Cook resign saying that "Iraq probably has no weapons of mass destruction" ? Was the intelligence too secret for a member of her majesty's government?

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  166. Re:American Lifestyle Contributing to Global Warmi by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Stop subsidising your fuel. Petrol in the UK is now almost £1 per litre, which is approximately $7 per gallon. The difference in price is entirely government controlled (taxes in the UK, subsidy in the US). If petrol cost that much in the states, do you think people would be more interested in fuel efficient cars?

    Cheers,
                          quetzyl

  167. Trantor by Antony+T+Curtis · · Score: 1


    Does anyone remember Issac Asimov's description of the planet Trantor - with the black heat radiators extending out into space, dissipating in the infra-red the planet's surplus heat.

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  168. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Aaron+England · · Score: 1

    Sir, your post is not filled with enough romanticism to be modded up.

  169. Global Warming is Damn Complex by Voimaton · · Score: 2, Interesting

    How can people think, that mankind's effect on global warming must be proven completely true before acting on it? The fact that there is no consensus among scientists should be enough. Why, you might ask? What is the possible cost of not acting on it? What is the potential gain we win if we do not? What is the worst case scenario? Destruction of civilisation as we know it? Might not be but eveng semi-neglible possibility alone scares the sh*t out of me, especially when we compare it to potential gain of not losing couple of jobs. Btw. Anyone familiar with the Butterfly Effect? Very interesting reading indeed: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Butterfly_effect Mankind working almost as a whole to pump atmosphere full of CO2 and methane is a bit more than a butterfly flapping its wings. - Jussi

  170. Re: Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Do you have any idea how many laws and regulations have been imposed to reduce air pollution during the last 40 years?

    Not one. Pollution doesn't hurt anyone.

    There's only a finite amount of oil in the ground, and demand is still growing. You do the math.

    I've done the math. It's never going to run out.

    Are you arguing that DDT is, in fact, safe?

    It's safe as houses. Perfectly harmless.

    Was there ever a consensus among scientists that and Ice Age was imminent?

    Yes. Scientists are full of lies, anyway. Always have been, always will.

    So, just because one problem was overblown, we can safely ignore all the others?

    We can ignore all the problems that are just more bullshit and lies. So, yes, that's all of them.


    Now, on a more serious note, look at the two viewpoints presented in our posts, here. Imagine you had a switch on your head that would allow you to toggle between both viewpoints, and believe either one absolutely. Which one would make you feel safer? And would you appreciate someone trying to take that comfort away from you?

  171. Re: Third Post by damian+cosmas · · Score: 1

    Since it's going to screw up your golden age regardless of what's causing it, why aren't you interested in doing whatever is possible to reverse it?

    If we're not causing it, then curtailing behavior that didn't cause it won't reverse it.

  172. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    Training is what counts, and from what I see on the news (including abc) it appears that some parts of the US Army/Navy require more of that.

    No question. Every single mistake made by young people living in a pressure-cooker environment where the locals want your help while contrary-minded people from third-party countries lurk around building car bombs to kill both the peple they're trying to help and the troops there to do it... well, mistakes happen. We've shot up our own people, shot up our allies, and been shot at by our allies. But those are so much the exception, rather that the rule, that it's really a shame it's all that some media outlets can bring themselves to talk about.

    How about those clowns west of Baghdad last week? You know, the ones who we filmed setting up a mortar launcher in a school yard and launching rounds pretty much arbitrarily into a residential area. The predator filming them got them loading their gear back into their car, and then driving a ways back to their (heh!) "safe house." The team flying the predator had a little chat with the people dictating rules of engagement, and then used the predator's onboard hardware to hit the building. There were secondary explosions (meaning, the building was full of more mortar rounds, etc), and 14 insurgents were taken out of the equation. No troop had to be sent in, and no raging gun battle had to roll through the streets of that neighborhood. I'm sure the blown up ammo stash was not insignificant to the people living a block away, but those same people had to be aware that it was a building with more than a dozen guys regularly coming and going with weapons.

    My point is that the ability to do what I just described, and be that surgical about it, hugely eclipses the inevitable guys-on-the-ground difficulties that soldiers have always faced. Am I in favor of even more training? Of course. I wish nothing ever went wrong for anyone having to deal with that situation (other than for the twits that think Allah hates an elected government, and that only blowing up kids with car bombs will make Allah happy).

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  173. Re: Third Post by TummyX · · Score: 1


    Since it's going to screw up your golden age regardless of what's causing it, why aren't you interested in doing whatever is possible to reverse it?


    Highly predictable response.

    If we aren't causing it, then it is possible that there is no way we can stop it. For example, can we stop a volcano from erupting? Even going as far as shutting down all industry may serve to do very little to slow down global warming if, like some believe, it is caused by the heating of the sea (which liberates CO2 into the atmosphere).

    If all this is true (I'm not saying whether it is or not -- we don't know), then it would be in our best interests to keep speeding along with our industries so that we can grow the economy and develop techonology that could in the future either fix the problem on earth (domes? :)) or, alternatively, give is respite on another planet until earth falls back into a more stable part of its cycle.

  174. Hi-tech solution by mr.hawk · · Score: 1

    I suggest we equip earth with a pair of giant cooling fins radiating the heat into outer space!

    Alternatively, why can't we just get Zalman on the case to build us a properly sized fan?

  175. Yeah by Snaller · · Score: 1

    and on greenland they have noticed gletchers which move more than a kilometer *a day* now - that's some speed for what is essentially a mountain!

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    1. Re:Yeah by GileadGreene · · Score: 1

      Do you mean "glaciers"? Or is a "gletcher" some kind of large arctic animal I've never heard of?

    2. Re:Yeah by RapmasterT · · Score: 1

      "Gletcher" refers to any statistical evidence that is fabricated on the spot to bolster a point of view.

    3. Re:Yeah by Snaller · · Score: 1

      No moron, its the word for glacier in another langauge.

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    4. Re:Yeah by RapmasterT · · Score: 1
      No moron, its the word for glacier in another langauge.
      hey, way to miss both the sarcasm AND the accusation of making shit up. But don't let me stop you from making an ass of yourself...please keep talking.
    5. Re:Yeah by Snaller · · Score: 0, Flamebait

      The only one who made an ass of himself is you. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know WHAT YOU THOUGHT. The only thing anyone has to go by is WHAT YOU WROTE.

      Idiot.

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    6. Re:Yeah by RapmasterT · · Score: 1
      The only one who made an ass of himself is you. How the fuck is anyone supposed to know WHAT YOU THOUGHT. The only thing anyone has to go by is WHAT YOU WROTE.
      Well, I'm comfortable with whatever impression people might take away from this exchange about me. You're the one calling names and making up fake statistics, I'm just the guy laughing at you.

      Please don't stop, I'm bored at work today.

    7. Re:Yeah by Snaller · · Score: 1

      Well, I'm comfortable with whatever impression people might take away from this exchange about me. You're the one calling names

      These words at least are accurate.
      and making up fake statistics, I'm just the guy laughing at you.

      Because you usually lie don't assume everybody else does the same. (Although the word "bræ" may not translate to glacier, it can't be far off)

      Please don't stop, I'm bored at work today.

      Yeah, and incompetent every day.

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    8. Re:Yeah by RapmasterT · · Score: 1
      Because you usually lie don't assume everybody else does the same.
      You're the one who said" "and on greenland they have noticed gletchers which move more than a kilometer *a day*"

      I'm not suggesting you're "lying" about that, but I do think you should provide a source for a claim that utterly ridiculous.

      Yeah, and incompetent every day.
      Do you sign off all your posts with a personal insult? that's a curious habit.
  176. Effect on surface albedo? by Metasquares · · Score: 1

    We know that the release of methane would trigger a positive feedback loop, at least in the Siberian region, as more warming leads to more methane being released. My question regards another feedback, however: What effect would the melting peat bogs have on the surface albedo of the region?

  177. Re:Yeah, but... by CFTM · · Score: 1

    "Not to mention that the US Army is rediculously trigger happy too."

    K, I'll be honest, this bugs me a little bit. Let's throw out all the propaganda and the nonsense that media presents to people and let's talk about War. Make no mistake about what the GoP is saying or what anyone else is saying about it, the US is currently in a War. There's a really scary and sadistic side to war; the gloves must come off. You can't play by these idyllic rules; you have to be capable of killing because sometimes that is the only way to save yourself.

    Basically, you have 19 year old kids in the middle of a foreign country who don't even know who their real enemy is; it could be the kid across the street or the IED hidden on the road, that'll make ANYONE trigger happy.

  178. Seriously, who cares? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So things might change. Why does this throw everyone in such a panic?

    Not that long ago in the history of the earth ice completely covered the north 1/3 of the USA. Even as far south as central California the famous Yosemite valley was carved by a glacier. So it has ALREADY been getting warmer for a long time, and life adapted if not improved as a result.

    Is it written somewhere that nothing must change ever? If so I have bad news. Every known object in the universe (except black holes) is in the business of shedding heat out into space and thus cooling off. That's what powers the volcanos of Hawaii and elsewhere, the movement of the tectonic plates, and earthquakes that cause tsunamis. Long term, it is going to be colder around here, not hotter.

    But either way, things will change over time. So what?

  179. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Moraelin · · Score: 3, Insightful

    While no individual scientist has the time to question every single theory in existence, a real scientist will _accept_ that any given theory _can_ be questioned. No matter how old, how established, how popular, or how well it fits his political party's doctrine.

    There's a reason why even established stuff like gravity is called a "theory" and never renamed to "fact". It's always just a "theory" (ok, in the scientific sense, not in the common usage of "just a theory", which is more like "hypothesis".) It can _always_ be a candidate to be better understood, revised or outright discarded.

    The moment one theory is put on a pedestal, it's suddenly taken as a 100% finished and definitive fact, that noone should ever question, it stopped being science.

    So when I see a whole bloody thread and a whole bloody disertation aimed openly at discrediting anyone who dares question the sacred truth, and based on such fine fallacies as:

    - Ad Hominem and more speciffically a very verbose case of Poisoning The Well (The _whole_ purpose of the whole GALLANT vs GOOFUS thing is to ridicule and undermine the credibility of GALLANT, instead of whether his theories might or might not be right. So most of the other fallacies are just there to serve this one.)

    - Appeal to Numbers (More of us believe X instead of Y, so X must be true. Or conversely, don't even consider Y, since it doesn't have a "consensus".)

    - Appeal to Motive (Let's divert the question from whether a theory is right to the possibility that anyone supporting it _might_ have some hidden motives.)

    - Argumentum ad Lazarum and other forms of Appeal to Emotion to paint GOOFUS as _likeable_, as the only proof needed that his is the right theory. (Surely the poor guy who earns less and doesn't wear a suit must be right, because he's the one your average slashdotter can sympathise more.)

    - Appeal To Spite and/or Association Fallacy (Surely the _only_ ones supporting those theories are those evil conservatives/oil cartels/whatever supporting those theories. And because they're evil, anyone or any theory associated with them is automatically evil and discredited.)

    (You can also add the Begging The Question to the last one, since there's a bit of circular logic and assuming that you already know they're evil, in classifying them as evil in the first place.)

    - Appeal To Fear (While not directly a theme of the GOOFUS vs GALLANT story, it _is_ the _main_ theme waved around in this whole using ecology as political capital. If you don't imediately stop believing all else and do as we say, we're all doomed!)

    And so on, and so forth.

    Sorry, that is _not_ science. It's politics and religion, but science it sure as heck ain't. I don't know which is the correct theory there, but it sure as heck ain't decided by such GALLANT-vs-GOOFUS Poisoning the Well rhetoric.

    (Which of course, doesn't invalidate the fact that global warming might (or might not) be real. Like anything which is just a string of fallacies, it really doesn't prove anything. It does, however, disgust me profoundly.)

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  180. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think the point here is that the parent poster is an idiot who thinks China is communist because his pappy told him so.

  181. Re:Yeah, but... by cheezemonkhai · · Score: 1

    So why didn't you hear about the Bristish randomly shooting people for the hell of it?

    Not saying that your pressure cooker comments are untrue, as I am sure the situation is nasty, however shoot then ask questions is generally the wrong thing to do.

  182. Could there be another reason? by n-baxley · · Score: 1

    I don't want to sound like I'm in denial too much, but could there be anohter reason for the rise in earth temperature? Could it be the earth (ground) itself that is heating up from some internal source? I really have no idea if this is even a remote possibility. Does anyone with actual knowledge on these sort of things have any thoughts about this?

  183. Friendly Fire from the US army is not new by chriseyre2000 · · Score: 1

    Allied troops were suffering from American friendly fire in WWII.

  184. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    I hope this is meant as irony, because otherwise it's kind of sad

    No, sad would be the lack of democracy in Japan, or Germany. Or throughout eastern Europe. Happily that's not the case. Happier still will be democracy throughout the Middle East - not just in Israel, and partially in Egypt. That, of course, is the whole damn point of sticking it out in Iraq. Even the Saudis just started having municipal elections... these things take time.

    don't think that was because of terrorism, but rather because the US forces were unable to deal with guerilla's

    The last straw was the shoot-down of the Blackhawk in Mogadishu. If you'll recall, Somalia was (and still is) a hot spot for al Qaeda supported and trained insurgency. Having been deprived of their cozy little spot in Afghanistan, they're looking to set up shop in other chaotic places. That Clinton didn't send in major troops to make that problem go away right after the embassy bombings is a damn shame, really. But the bad news is that the locals and the al Qaeda people there spurring them on remain convinced that shooting up a helicopter crew was all it took to run the US out of the peacekeeping mission there. In practical effect, that's true. Just like blowing up some barracks in Beruit would be seen by the people that did it as all it took to remove our Marine presence from that trouble spot. That's the conclusion they reasonably drew, and is exactly the sort of thing that has people like Zarqawi convinced that enough car bombs in Iraq will eventually get him that country as a playground for the mysoginistic, medeival-minded theocratic thugocracy that he'd like to see running the entire Middle East.

    it's also one of the biggest countries to overthrow democratically elected governments and replace them with a pro-US dictator whenever that fits better into their goals.

    Help me out, here, with some post-Cold War examples. That's crucial, because stopping the tyranny of the Soviet Union was paramount. Ask the folks living in Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Poland etc what they think of the results of playing chess with the Soviets in their proxy/puppet conflicts in places like Central America and Asia over the last decades of their influence. It's over now. The true socialist crazies (say, Chavez in Venezuela) are now having to get support from immitation communists (like China) that are really just totalitarian-run emerging capitalist economies that won't tolerate (as a population) that crap for much longer. I'm amused that people like Chavez think China's support is idealogical.

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  185. Re: Meh. by Qzukk · · Score: 1

    Which one would make you feel safer? And would you appreciate someone trying to take that comfort away from you?

    That depends, which is more effective at filtering pollutants, a full-face gas mask, or living with your head buried one foot under loose sand.

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  186. Re:Meh. by LordKronos · · Score: 1

    You can thank American Government pollution laws for that not happening. Go to a major city in China; there, you'll DEFINITELY need gas masks to deal with pollution, especially near those "free enterprize" zones where pollution is not regulated. China has 7 of the world's most polluted cities.

    Do you think the fact that we are sending a lot of our manufacturing over there might have something to do with it? Our pollution levels may be lower, but its at least partially artificial. Moving a mess somewhere else doesn't clean it up.

  187. Re:Third Post by CFTM · · Score: 1

    Don't forget the millions of people that will die in the process and the governments that will be erased from existence; that being said the human species is in no danger. May we be at a golden age? Although thoroughly depressing to think about we might be, but humans arn't going anywhere. I'm not advocating ignoring this problem, because it is a very real problem, merely trying to put things in to perspective.

    The stuff I've read pretty much say that global warming is going to bend Europe over and stick it in the pooper; southern part is going to become uninhabitable [read desert] and I'm guessing Holland and parts of northern europe will flood pushing EVERYONE in to the middle...but I dunno I just pretend like I know things, this is /.!

  188. Are you *trying* to look like an idiot? by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Those in turn existed because some people (e.g., Galileo) dared question the existing model...

    As the OP said, GALLANT paints the scientific consensus as being entirely political in nature and enjoys comparing himself to Galileo.

    They laughed at Galileo, they laughed at Einstein... but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. To compare fake science bought and paid for by folks with a huge monetary stake in the results to the work of Galileo or Einstein is an insult to every scientist who ever honestly questioned dogma.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:Are you *trying* to look like an idiot? by khallow · · Score: 1
      They laughed at Galileo, they laughed at Einstein... but they also laughed at Bozo the Clown. To compare fake science bought and paid for by folks with a huge monetary stake in the results to the work of Galileo or Einstein is an insult to every scientist who ever honestly questioned dogma.

      Let's not forget that both sides have a lot at stake. The environmentalists' existence is based on the premise that modern man is destroying his environment, and that the world needs to be restructured in a way that empowers the environmentalists. And there are groups who would benefit greatly from a hamstringing of US economic power through environmental regulation.

    2. Re:Are you *trying* to look like an idiot? by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Let's not forget that both sides have a lot at stake. The environmentalists' existence is based on the premise that modern man is destroying his environment, and that the world needs to be restructured in a way that empowers the environmentalists.

      Are climate scientists environmentalists? And ignoring that fallacy, if they [all] were, how would climate scientists "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

      From where I'm sitting it looks like less taxes/profits would lead to less grants, which would lead to less science, which would lead to less jobs for scientists, which would lead them to ... homelessness (or at best the knowledge-jobs that haven't been off-shored)?

      Take off the tinfoil hat. There isn't a vast New Greenpeace Order secretly trying to destroy your way of life by faking ice cores, historic atmospheric measurements and the physics of planetary heat radiation.

      Sorry for the bit snark. :-)

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    3. Re:Are you *trying* to look like an idiot? by khallow · · Score: 1
      Are climate scientists environmentalists? And ignoring that fallacy, if they [all] were, how would climate scientists "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

      My take is that's who's issuing these global reports of gloom and doom.

      From where I'm sitting it looks like less taxes/profits would lead to less grants, which would lead to less science, which would lead to less jobs for scientists, which would lead them to ... homelessness (or at best the knowledge-jobs that haven't been off-shored)?

      This isn't just about the scientists but also who is supporting them. Many environmental groups or corporate bureaucracies have little stake in a working scientific culture.

      Take off the tinfoil hat. There isn't a vast New Greenpeace Order secretly trying to destroy your way of life by faking ice cores, historic atmospheric measurements and the physics of planetary heat radiation.

      Well, it's not particularly secret. And environmentalists aren't faking evidence, just misinterpreting evidence.

  189. 100 years, say N Geographic, and all snow is gone! by TarryTops · · Score: 1

    I'll say 50 years and we're running in marsh lands! Bank to the beginning.

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  190. good point by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I recently read Al Gore's "Earth in the Balance", which he wrote before he was VP. His idea of a global Marshall Plan seems more farsighted and intelligent every day. Decades from now, people will look back and remember that some leaders really did see the immense problems on the horizon, and tried not just to warn, but to solve them. What a tragedy we went in the direction we did.

  191. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by iwadasn · · Score: 1


    don't put dark matter in the same boat as relativity. People question because there arre obvious (to a physicist) problems in modern physics. There are no obvious problems in thermodynamics, so if you want to question that, then the burden of proof is EXTREMELY high. This is especially true given that TD rests upon a RADICAL statement that goes something like this "more probable things are more probable", which is reallly pretty hard to dispute. :-)

    Anyone who actively disputes TD without showing the next Nobel prize winnign theory is a quack, plain and simple.

  192. What about the Carbonic Acid Cycle? by jwd-oh · · Score: 1

    This sounds awful. If it were true, it would be. It is not true.

    First, the bulk of CO2 emissions comes from out-gassing in the oceans near the edges of the tectonic plates.

    Second, there is a Global chemical interaction called the carbonic acid cycle that allows for local fluctuations in CO2 levels but ultimately maintains a balance because it is an interlocking set of chemical processes that must move toward equilibium.

  193. Of course it would warm up by SEWilco · · Score: 1
    Western Siberia has warmed faster than almost anywhere else on the planet

    Gee, when the area covered by the intense cold of the Siberian High winter pattern gets warmer, it warms more than other places. How about that? When one of the coldest places warms up, it warms faster than warm places do. How insightful.

  194. burning down the farm by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    What's so funny about a Strawman?

  195. Re:Third Post by ThosLives · · Score: 1
    "Stopped denying the climate is changing."

    What? Of course the climate changes! I don't think anyone ever denied this. The important question isn't even if humans affect change, because we do.

    The real question is "Will we be able to deal with the change" My guess is the answer to this is "yes". I doubt that, given human technology, that any global climate change will get bad enough to kill us off, unless: 1) There is a global drought and no food at all is produced, or 2) somehow we change atmospheric concentration to be acutely toxic. The basic condition is: If the general lifespan of people remains high enough to permit reproduction, the human race will continue. It might be a lot smaller than now, or it might not have all the entertaining gadgets we have now, but it will remain. It would be impressive indeed if every single person were killed off.

    Now, will your quality of life change? Will you hear of people who die? Will you die? Most likely you will see all of those things. The question is not that they will happen, but how you handle them when they do. I think that all that's going to happen is that people will actually have to work a little harder to obtain their necessities and you won't have people talking in meetings all day. More people will be out there actually working physically to meet their needs, and I don't necessarily think that's a bad thing. Now, I agree that technology is great and reduces labor, but the environment tends to adjust to mitigate the advantages of technology. It "raises the bar" so to speak...

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  196. Re:Third Post by Disoculated · · Score: 1

    Whay the hell does it matter if it's a natural cycle? Just because something is 'natural' doesn't mean it's good (or, when did all these neo-cons turn into hippies?). If by changing our energy behaviour we can somehow help arrest this process WE NEED TO DO IT. If we need to put up solar shields to arrest this process WE NEED TO DO IT. Global climate change will invalidate huge parts of our world infrastructure and devastate our economies and cause untold human misery.

    Frankly, I find the republican party's stance on this baffling. Unless all they really care about is short term energy profits (and I'd like to think that a party that large has a lot more interests than that), it's pointless to deny that global warming is happening and that something must be done to preserve our standard of living.

    Hell, even if the party is a corporatist bastion, why can't it direct corporations to private anti-global warming projects like alternative energy? There's no reason that Shell and Chevron can't get their profits from other sources. It's just as bad as the goverment protecting a failing business model like studio music or movies. Hell, it's much worse, considering we already KNOW Africa's droughts and famine are the direct result of global warming.

    Really... wtf?

  197. The liberal firing squad! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    p.s. Why can the GP poke fun at conservatives, but no one is allowed to poke fun at liberals?

    Gee, I must have forgotten to say hello to the liberal firing squad on my way in. Careful with that crimethink, citizen, or it's room 101 for you!

    You can poke fun at liberals all you want. It's another issue entirely whether your criticisms are valid or not. Biased "research" is a real problem.

    We're all here for a good, honest exchange of idea. (Well, not the trolls and crapflooders, but they don't count.) On the other hand, it's the right, nay, the responsibility of every poster here to tell you when you're wrong.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:The liberal firing squad! by Brandybuck · · Score: 1

      HAS NO ONE READ THE GREAT GRANDPARENT POST?!?!

      Why is it acceptable to poke fun at conservatives in the original GOOFUS and GALLANT post, but not okay for someone to do the same with regards to liberals? Do you realize how stupid your double standard makes you look?

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    2. Re:The liberal firing squad! by YU+Nicks+NE+Way · · Score: 1

      He's not poking fun at conservatives -- he's poking fun at people who pretend to be scientists in order to cloud and befuddle public debate. To be sure, there have been a lot more pseudoscientists on the right currently than there are on the left right now, but there are plenty of kooks on the left, too. (Noam Chomsky, anyone? A brilliant linguist...but a lousy economist.)

    3. Re:The liberal firing squad! by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      Where was there any mention (either outright or implied) of liberal/conservative or left/right in the aforementioned post? Perhaps you're reading things into it that aren't really there?

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  198. Re:Yeah, but... by DataCannibal · · Score: 1

    So what you are saying is that the US troops are badly trained to handle the situation they find themselves in.

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  199. Better analysis, since it's already warming by snowwrestler · · Score: 1

    You have a horrible deadly condition. It might be congenital and there's nothing you can do about it. Or it might be curable with a lot of expensive drugs. You're not sure. Do you a) do nothing and clamor for surety, even as you lay on your death bed, or b) begin treatment with the best information available, while continuing to study the condition?

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    1. Re:Better analysis, since it's already warming by dpilot · · Score: 1

      It's obvious...

      You dispute the diagnosis,
      claim that the proposed treatment is too expensive, and not proven effective,
      and party-on until you die.

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    2. Re:Better analysis, since it's already warming by Tesla+Tank · · Score: 1

      Except that you have 6 billion children who are dependent on you for survival. Once you die, your children don't have the means to live anymore. Now would you still party-on until you die? Alright, so maybe that's not the best analogy. Since you have a strong emotional bond to your own children, and sadly, most of the people on this planet don't care about the general well being of everyone.

    3. Re:Better analysis, since it's already warming by dpilot · · Score: 1

      Pardon me, but you mistake me for my sarcasm.

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  200. People need to get on the technological ball by jerryodom · · Score: 1
    With the other half of the world still developing(China and India) the world really needs to come together to develop ways to be not just more efficient but efficient in general. The way the average American acts I don't see that happening. Bigger trucks, bigger engines and more gases. We have no policy to promote the use of more efficient vehicles or lifestyles.

    Someone develop better sunscreen.

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    1. Re:People need to get on the technological ball by DuBois · · Score: 1
      Hmmm... Market forces (higher oil prices) seem to be driving down the demand for SUVs. See this news item for evidence of this.

      Why does there always have to be a "policy" when it's clear that the invisible hand of higher prices adjusts demand automatically?

      And, BTW, what does sunscreen have to do with this? Are you perhaps mixing up global warming and the ozone hole? I believe these are supposedly caused by two rather different human activities; CO2 emissions for global warming, and Freon for ozone depletion.

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    2. Re:People need to get on the technological ball by jerryodom · · Score: 1
      Its true that the demands been reduced but as is evident in this news item people aren't stopping in their buying of big nasty gas guzzlers. Sure its stemming sales but they're still outselling every other vehicle. Policy is necessary because most people don't care about how things will affect everyone in the long run. Its all about how they feel in the moment. You have to get into their moment to affect how they live in order for any real change to take place. I still look out my office window onto the busy street below and see 2 of every 3 soccer moms riding around in big new SUVs getting 15 to the gallon with no practical reason other than aesthetics

      And BTW thanks for the science lesson professor. I was just making a joke concerning the sunscreen as things are going to get hotter with global warming. Next time I'll be sure to keep my joke scientifically accurate for the critical peeps.

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  201. Re:Meh. by eglamkowski · · Score: 0

    Huh? I was just in Shanghai this past March and had zero problem breathing without a mask.

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  202. But they *are* paid. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    I'm not going to even try to be diplomatic about it: basically your whole post, like most of the eco-scare propaganda, boils down to "everyone who disaggrees with my Holy Truth is an heretic, and furthermore _paid_ to attack our Holy Truth."

    No, but it's a telling point when industry has to pay people to promulgate its dogma. See, his point is valid because scientists who disagree with his "holy truth", as you put it, are paid to attack it.

    And just because you're (presumably) not on Exxon's payroll, that doesn't prove anything. You're not a scientist; you're not even a pretend scientist. You're just talking smack on Slashdot.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:But they *are* paid. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Oddly enough, Mother Jones was paid to publish that article, and its employees were paid to work on the mag. And Mother Jones paid someone to set up and run that website to promulgate its dogma.

      Everybody's paid to do everything, mostly even in cash. Putting labels on the people you don't like as "industry" and their point of view as "dogma" is just a way of patting yourself on the back for your self-assumed supposedly objective superiority.

  203. Re:Meh. by Chowderbags · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Yes, because hey, it wouldn't be right if a small percentage of people in Africa possibly got cancer instead of the 2.7 million people dying every year from malaria. Then again, it's not really toxic to humans anyway (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/DDT).

  204. Good! It's too damn cold there. by elrous0 · · Score: 1
    Siberian farmers will finally be able to grow something besides those damn potatoes.

    -Eric

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  205. You're muddying the waters! by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Oh, come on. The whole point is that the most vocal critics of climate change are paid off by companies with a huge stake in it. You can manufacture fantasies of power-mad ivory-tower cranks in white coats trying to destroy capitalism (If you don't imediately stop believing all else and do as we say, we're all doomed!), but the fact remains that reputable scientists don't have to be paid off by lobbyists to come to a conclusion. Those are not real scientists.

    And you're just trying to muddy the waters, make it so that a casual reader of this discussion will conclude that there are crazy zealots on both sides and, gee, maybe we shouldn't do anything because science is divided on the issue. Which it ain't.

    --grendel drago

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    1. Re:You're muddying the waters! by khallow · · Score: 1
      And you're just trying to muddy the waters, make it so that a casual reader of this discussion will conclude that there are crazy zealots on both sides and, gee, maybe we shouldn't do anything because science is divided on the issue. Which it ain't.

      Well, sorry, but science is divided on the issue.

  206. I don't buy it! by TonFTP · · Score: 1

    I suppose it's all the evil humans who are causing the global warming too. My only question to the scientest who belive in human caused global warming; When we came out of the ice age was that human cause global warming?

  207. Re: Third Post by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    > Since it's going to screw up your golden age regardless of what's causing it, why aren't you interested in doing whatever is possible to reverse it?

    Since you're the ones who spout on about a "precautionary principle", why are you asking us to "do whatever is possible to reverse it" when neither of us knows what the cause is -- and therefore, whether cutting CO2 emissions (apparently only in the West, but not in China :) is going to make a goddamn bit of difference in global temperatures. We do know it'll have a devastating impact on the Western economies.

    FWIW, my favored solution is to ignore the CO2 issue and burn the fossil fuels to keep the economy going. The motivation for keeping the economy going is to survive long enough to replace our whole goddamn energy infrastructure with nuclear (fission) power, thereby eliminating the CO2 variable with the bonus of being able to tell the Arabs to go pound sand.

    If you've got a problem with nuclear power, fine. Come up with something better. Until then, use the fission plants to keep things rolling until we can come up with a better solution - fusion or space-based solar.

    My point is that you can't explore any of these options if your oil-based economy is further hobbled by Kyotoesque restrictions.

  208. Re:Yeah, but... by ghukov · · Score: 1

    not to mention that the biblical Noah story was a rip off of the original Sumerian tale, in which the name of the legendary hero was Ziusudra, a king of Sumeria. And that the great flood was nothing more than an exaggeration. The Euphrates was flooded, but not the whole planet.

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  209. Global RE-warming more like it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    If Servia was always an ice cube, how did there come to be a peat bog up there? Hmmmmmmmmm?

  210. Re:Yeah, but... by mcvos · · Score: 1

    No, sad would be the lack of democracy in Japan, or Germany.

    True, but that's not the issue here, so please don't try to cloud the issue by pretending it is. In WW2, the US helped to defeat a country that had already declared war on the US. Although the US joining the allies in defeating Germany certainly made a big difference, they didn't do it out of the goodness of their heart or because democracy was at stake, but because it was in their own interest to do so. And it was, because the US emerged from that war as the leading world power.

    Even the Saudis just started having municipal elections... these things take time.

    Which is very nice, but Saudi Arabia is still one of the most undemocratic countries in the world, and doesn't even come close to Iran's still rather questionable level of democracy. So why is there talk about indaving Iran and not about invading Saudi Arabia? Because Saudi Arabia has a pro-US government (although the people are very anti-US, so the US probably doesn't even want free elections there), while Iran is pretty anti-US. It's just self-interest.

    The last straw was the shoot-down of the Blackhawk in Mogadishu.

    But that was an act of guerilla warfare, not an act of terrorism. And any presence of Al Quaeda people still doesn't make it an act of war.
    By neo-con standards, the US war of independence would probably count as terrorism, but I think sloppy use of such terms is dangerous, and will in the end only diminish the real meaning of the word "terrorism".

    Help me out, here, with some post-Cold War examples.

    You went back to WW2 to support your claim of the US being the greatest defender of democracy, and I can't go back to 1954? Well, we still have the US's support of Saudi Arabia while it's (or was, I hope) considering to invade Iran, which, while not exactly a paragon of democracy, is still infinitly more democratic than Saudi Arabia.

    But IMO even the Cold War is a lousy excuse to justify tyranny and overthrow democracies. Had the US opposed those dictators and supported those people movements, they wouldn't even have to turn to the USSR for support.

    As an aside, I wasn't aware that Chavez was turning to China for support. That is indeed a worrying as well as an incomprehensible development.

    mcv.

  211. All that methane and just one match... by Circlotron · · Score: 1

    ...I imagine would make a fire that would make the Gulf War oil well fires look pretty tame by comparison. The huge amount of heat released would speed up the thawing and continued release of methane. Admittedly, it would become carbon dioxide and water vapour by means of the combustion but still it would be a big whack of heat on the local melting environment. And of course there is the possibility (probability?) of all that peat catching fire too.

  212. No! by /dev/trash · · Score: 1

    The day GWB was selected, he turned on all the greenhouse gas machines and left his AC running with the front door open. This is why we must elect a Democrat in 2008, wehre the worst they ever did was lie.

    1. Re:No! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      and cheat on their wife.

  213. Re: Third Post by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    Simple. If it's not caused by man then it's natural. If it's natural, it's futile or at least dangerous to attempt to reverse it. Let's assume it's all caused by natural forces and is a part of nature. Then we come along and take all these drastic measures to reverse it based on environmental extremists' mandates. Now these same environmentalists would tell you "don't alter this forest or that ecosystem because that is tampering with nature!" Why is this blatant double standard not obvious? To avoid it, they assume it's manmade. It's funny, in the 70's we were headed to an ice age. It's a cycle folks. Calm down.

  214. Fact check by metamatic · · Score: 1
    Recovering from a recession that started during the Clinton administration.

    The trouble is, when you post something like that which is easily and objectively verifiable to be an outright lie, you kinda detract from your position, you know?

    (Yes, that's my web site. The citations to the official federal data are there. It's just easier to link to my own site than copy and paste, plus you get the pretty graphs.)

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    1. Re:Fact check by mfrank · · Score: 1

      So, to refute his claim that the recession started during the Clinton administration, you show unemployment statistics? You do know what a recession is, right? Two consecutive quarters of decreasing GDP? Increasing unemployment comes afterward. The recession started well before the presidential debates even started. In one of the debates, I distinctly remember Bush saying we were in a recession and Gore denying it; the economic indicators made it obvious Gore was lying (I'm assuming he was paying attention to that info, what with being a heartbeat away from the presidency). How bad would the recession have been if Clinton and Gore hadn't tried so hard to keep the bubble from bursting before the election? Remember them jumping all over Greenspan's ass whenever he'd make cautionary statements about the economy?

      BTW, I voted for Clinton. Both times. I didn't vote for Gore because they screwed up the economy so badly, and *that* was obvious well before the election.

    2. Re:Fact check by metamatic · · Score: 1
      So, to refute his claim that the recession started during the Clinton administration, you show unemployment statistics? You do know what a recession is, right? Two consecutive quarters of decreasing GDP?

      If you want:

      http://www.nber.org/cycles.html

      Bush installed by Supreme Court January 2001. Business cycle peaks in March 2001.

      "The NBER does not define a recession in terms of two consecutive quarters of decline in real GDP. Rather, a recession is a significant decline in economic activity spread across the economy, lasting more than a few months, normally visible in real GDP, real income, employment, industrial production, and wholesale-retail sales."

      However, if you want to use the dumb "decline of GDP = recession" definition, the recession began in 1Q2001 according to the official figures linked above. Either way, the economy definitely tanked after the 2000 elections.

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  215. don't wake me I plan on sleeping in by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    last week I had the strangest dream that
    everything was exactly how it seemed
    where there was never any mystery of who
    shot john f. kennedy
    it was just a man with something to prove
    slightly bored and severly confused
    he steadied his rifle with his target in the
    center
    and became famous on that day in november
    don't wake me I plan on sleeping in
    again last night I had that strange dream
    where everything was exactly how it seemed
    no concerns about the world getting warmer
    people thought that they were just being
    rewarded
    for treating others as they'd like to be treated
    for obeying stop signs and curing diseases
    for mailing letters with the address of the
    sender
    now we can swim any day in november
    don't wake me I plan on sleeping in

  216. Re:Yeah, but... by Darby · · Score: 1

    Why were we attack on 9/11

    Because the US is the single greatest defender of democracy in the history of the world.


    Come on now, Dude.
    I often disagree with what you say, but you generally make good points and back them up with rational thought but this is so far over the top it is completely ridiculous.

    I mean whether or not we are is certainly an arguable point (although many coups and American trained death squads are certainly tough to argue around), but that that is the reason we were attacked is so far beyond wrong that is has passed far beyond the realm of sanity. Seriously, you must know by this point in your life that pretty much nothing is that simple. While the US certainly isn't alone in culpability and we weren't even involved when the shit started in the middle east, the simple basic unarguable historical facts demonstrate absolutely that that blatant neo-con agenda pushing sound bite is false. You have no possible ground to argue that point, and you have certainly lowered my opinion of you (for whatever that is worth) by pushing a blatant lie created to promote an agenda established well before the attacks on us. My opinion aside, you *have* lowered yourself by doing so.

    Ignore the *fact* that we have on numerous occasions helped to overthrow *Democratically elected* leaders for the purpose of installing brutal dictators in the interest of corporate profits.

    Ignore the *fact* that due to this we are both directly and indirectly responsible for the brutal murder and torture of people all over the world whose only crime was trying to wrest self determination and democracy from the grip of these brutal dictators whose death squads *we trained*.

    Ignore the fact that we are right now propping up the brutal dictatorial regime in Saudi Arabia that *funded the fucking terrorists who attacked us*.

    Sure, ignore these basic, absolutely established facts, ignore all of human history, ignore everything you know about human nature, and ignore everything you know specifically about the members of the current administration. Once you throw all of that aside, then sure, they hate us for our freedom.

    Given your history of rational argument, unless somebody hijacked your account, what you have demonstrated is known as cognitive dissonance.

    The idea that anybody could, at this point, still attempt to defend this administration is bizarre enough. The fact that an ordinarilly well-reasoned person such as yourself does it and to do so has to resort to demonstrably insane arguments to do so is a clear indicator of how far this nation has fallen away from our founding principles.

    It really saddens me, but you have through your own actons and with malice aforethought destroyed all the respect that I had for you (again, for whatever that's worth.
    )

  217. Starts with YOU by dazedNconfuzed · · Score: 1

    But I, for one, would gladly pay $200 per month for electricity instead of $80 if I knew we would greatly increase our chance of creating a more sustainable lifestyle.

    Then DO IT. Buy your own solar cells or wind turbine. Get off the grid and make/collect your own electricity. While you're at it, grow your own food, make your own textiles, minimize/eliminate/build your electronics, travel by foot/bicycle, and do a host of other low-impact activities. (Yes, I've been there to some degree.)

    Consider what you're doing instead: comfy chair, climate-controlled room, electricity from questionable sources, toxicly-produced resource-chowing computers & electronics, casual use of incredibly powerful instant communications, food from factory farms, and all of it transported to you via environment-pounding trucks/wires/ships/etc. - considering that half the planet's population lives on less than $2/day, and your position relative thereto in terms of resources you're using daily, you (like most on /.) are practically a poster child for what you term "raping the planet".

    It's not going to stop so long as YOU are doing what you criticize others for doing. Step one for "save the planet" is: get your fair share of the planet's land surface (6 acres now, I compute it periodically), disconnect from "the grid" (electricity & gasoline included), and live off that. No? you don't want to grow cotton to weave into cloth to make your own clothes? you'd rather drive to the mall and get a new made-in-China shirt that way? Love your luxury lifestyle (relative to most of the world's population), eh?

    "Sustainable lifestyle" requires going a lot farther than paying twice as much for electricity; it means living a life where you KNOW every facet of your existance is in harmony with nature. Funny, most who live in "harmony with nature" try awfully hard to get away from it...

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    1. Re:Starts with YOU by nysus · · Score: 1

      No, it starts with US and the realization the large-scale change takes massive and focused efforts by large institutions to make the change happen. You can't redirect a river with a coffee can.

      You have a fundamental misconception about society and how it works. You are stuck thinking of humanity as only autonomous individuals. The truth is, however, in this particular case, humanity is much more like a a single tightly integrated, massive network. When one node goes on the blink, no one notices. The network stays the same. But when something comes along and forces millions of nodes to find alternate paths, well, that's when real change to the network happens. For examples, take a look at the Civil Rights Act of 1964, or something even more mundane like traffic laws.

      Like a river flowing across a landscape, humans take the path of least resistance. What's really needed is the ability to build in negative incentives to unhealthy activities and put in positive incentives for health ones to change the course of the river. Is the system going to be perfect and fair? No. Is it better than the alternative? Absolutely.

      Unfotunately, corporations have stigmatized collective action and regulation to the point of inaction. I hope we can break their spell over our thinking soon enough to make a difference. I'm very worried.

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    2. Re:Starts with YOU by NaruVonWilkins · · Score: 1

      Hear, hear. I have no car, I buy green power, and I avoid plastics. I'm vegetarian to reduce my impact, and I'm working on buying locally (it's tough, I have little free time to cook).

  218. Carlin by sparr0w · · Score: 1

    In the immortal words of Carlin... "The planet is fine. The PEOPLE are fucked."

  219. Coulombs? by WaterBreath · · Score: 1

    with an increase in average temperatures of some 3C in the last 40 years

    Funny, I wasn't aware temperature was measured in Coulombs. ;)

  220. Re:Yeah, but... by Oscar_Wilde · · Score: 1

    Because the US is the single greatest defender of democracy in the history of the world.
     
    Oh yes, that's right! They hate us because of our freedoms! And here I was starting to think it might be because of the way we keep meddling in their affairs! Thank you so much for setting me straight.

  221. Re:Yeah, but... by robertjw · · Score: 1

    We are all grateful for what the US did in WWII, but remember was against a democratic election there since the result would probably have been something it didn't want.

    I believe Adolph Hitler was a democratically elected leader. We shouldn't have helped out against him either. Benito Mussolini was initially elected to parliment and his government was a democratic one with a parliment. I suppose the US shouldn't have helped get rid of those guys.

    From time to time there are situations where democracy has either gone awry or cannot be implemented at any given time. Just because the US doesn't attack every non-democratic regime it has contact with doesn't mean the US isn't a defender of democracy. Life is full of compromises.

  222. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Now, if GALLANT's scientific studies consisted of anything but the points you just listed...

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  223. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    I agree that it's not very constructive to talk about events even 15 years ago when it comes to the very altered reality we're facing right now (with so many of the players and circumstances of the Cold War gone, and looming communism a dead issue - and looming Islamist extremism very real - and a lot crazier to deal with). I think the Chavez/Venezuela connection is a good example of the new policy challenges, and it's certainly worth noting that no matter how much he rants about making the US "bite the dust" (that was last week, I believe), we're not down there invading - no matter how convenient the oil supply would be. The people that think the US is just some invade-and-take-the-oil operation are completely missing the ramifications of the risk that China will "invade" places like Venezuela with cash (heh - our cash, mostly, from our huge trade deficit) and own that operation in ways much more substantial than the way in which Bush's detractors seem to think we "own" the oil in the Middle East.

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  224. Even worse to base your science... by jpellino · · Score: 4, Insightful

    ... on a screenplay by a guy who has "agenda" written on his forehead.

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  225. I hate to break it to y'all by WhiteWolf666 · · Score: 2, Interesting

    But the free market is happily 'solving' the problem of Co2 emissions.

    Anyone notice the price of oil (and other fossil fuels, which have gone up dramatically as well) today?

    Back when I was a debater, in college, virtually every proposal to counter Co2 emissions was dependant upon altering the prices of fossil fuels.

    Sure, the mechanisms were different; some utilized high levels of taxes, implemented globally. Some used means of artificially limiting supply; when we agree to burn only x exajoules of energy, the price per unit goes up.

    In any case, none of those proposals (all of which were directly from left leaning political panels on climate change) envisioned prices as high as they are now, or as high as they are projected to be in the near future. I do not believe there is anyway that political action will be able to unite all the major Co2 emitting countries under one policy. It's simply impossible.

    Significantly higher oil prices? We'll have conservation out the wazoo, now, and alternate energy technologies (yes, including Nuclear, which is probably the best way out of fossil fuels in the short run (you take what you can get, and there is the potential for a really wonderful powersource, if the only idiotic nuclear companies would step out of the way for the latest and greatest designs being used in research throughout the world)) are on the short-term horizon.

    Anyone notice the hybrid trend? Or walk into a honda dealership or a saturn dealership?

    See all the signs about conservation? Fuel Efficiency? Mark my words-- If oil prices collapse again, all of this green-wave will vanish. Keep oil prices high, and we'll move off the fossil fuel economy in the near future.

    Quite frankly, if you are really worried about emissions-related global warming, (which I'm not, there are many other factors which I believe account for warming better than industrial era emissions. Like humanities desire to clear forests, and the resulting desertification. Or conversion of various land types to ecologically useless farmland) your best bet is to vote for policies that keep oil prices high, and drive it up through the roof.

    If oil was $120-200 a barrel, electric cars would be a reality, even with their dinky 100 mile range. If oil was that high, nuclear plants would be built *right-now*, and the major auto companies would be building a hydrogen economy in conjunction with the oil companies *right-now*. Oh, and oil is projected to be at these levels if demand patterns continue to grow at their current rate.

    I never believed the supply-side problems presented by the dooms-dayers of the 70. Rather, I thought we would experience demand that slowly outstripped supply, allowing the market to adjust economic allocations to account for it. That's exactly what we are experiencing. These corporations already have their plans laid; they've been waiting for economic conditions to be right, so they can get the jump on their competitors.

    Basically, I'm asking for people to stop clamoring for lower gas prices. It's a blessing in disguise. If oil prices had only gone up from their high in the 70s, we'd live in a different world today. It's really too bad that the Shah's regime collapsed; as the architech of the first-wave price hikes, he would have unknowingly corrected the world dependence on fossil fuels.

    The next best step for concerned individuals to take (i.e. people who are not the dictators of statist regimes who can alter prices at whim ;-) ) is to be supportive of measures that fund alternative energy (yes, nuclear power, even if you hate bush, nuclear power is most likely the only short-term way out of fossil fuel dependence at almost *any* price), and to be supportive of measures that increase the price of fossil fuels (no Alaskan oil exploration. no excess U.S. refinery permits).

    That's the way out of fossil fuel emissions. You'll *never*, *ever* get a pure political solution. Attack the economics of the problem, and the free market

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    1. Re:I hate to break it to y'all by sheldon · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Except... The price of oil has gone up because demand has surpassed supply. Or rather, demand has surpassed supply at price point X. Raising the price to X+1 changes the demand curve to match the supply. But the last I checked, the Global Warming theory was not dependent on cash outlays for oil, but rather the gas byproducts from oil consumption. So if supply and consumption are unchanged, despite a rise in prices... that doesn't seem to bode well for your free market theory.

      Now I'm a believer in free markets. However, it's not clear to me that a free market entirely focused on cost will enforce social change of bad behaviors. Consider the London Fog... the pollution that killed thousands of londoners over the past couple centuries. It was a direct result of burning of wood and coal inside the city.

      The cost was in death and health problems. That doesn't change the price of coal or wood. So there is no free market disincentive to not use those materials for heating.

      From a macro sense, obviously the London Fog was bad. But from a micro sense, there was no free market incentive to address the problem.

      Ultimately the government banned the burning of coal and wood within the city.

      Also, another factor that is often ignored by free marketers(mainly of the ignorant Ayn Rand sort)... Society is part of the free market. Fur sales have plummeted in recent years. Not because of the cost of fur, so much, as the social issues surrounding them.

      A Free Market includes people arguing against a product.... not just costs of the product.

  226. Best post of the day. by Grendel+Drago · · Score: 1

    Oh man, I wish we had daily Featured Comments. This'd definitely make it.

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    1. Re:Best post of the day. by cant_get_a_good_nick · · Score: 1

      There's a "10 hot comments" box you can enable for your home page. This wasn't on it though.

    2. Re:Best post of the day. by BandwidthHog · · Score: 1

      It did get picked up on BoingBoing, if that's any consolation.

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  227. Re:Meh. by TheDisgrace · · Score: 1
    That was disappointingly hypocritical and useless.

    I believe it's traditional to provide some sort of reasoning behind insulting someone's intelligence after they've made a point in an argument, as opposed to merely failing to use your brain to manage anything more than a painfully unoriginal insult. Nevermind the error you made. So hopefully you won't take it too personally that I'm finding it pretty hard to take your insult seriously.

    I'm also sorry that concern for the degrading state of our environment is 'uncool' to you. I strongly suggest taking a look at the grander picture. Believe it or not, this planet's the only one we have. There isn't a spare in the trunk in case this one goes flat.

    I'm hardly some pot smoking hippy, but then, it doesn't take a fifty-two week marijuana binge to see that something is wrong, and something ought to be done before it gets out of hand. You won't see me marching the streets on Earth Day with a sign, but you're damn right I support political motions to protect the environment from excessive consumption of natural resources, reduction of emissions, etcetera.

    Also, 'Miss' would be more appropriate.

  228. about 150 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The industrial revolution began 150 years ago. The question is, when did the current warming trend begin?

    1. Re:about 150 years ago by gnuorder · · Score: 1

      I'll have to be honest, I couldn't make heads or tails from that graph without any context. I looked for an explaination on the rest of the web site and couldn't find where it came from.

      I will say this, carbon cycles do occure and the ability of the oceans to absorb carbon is well known. While we have been producing CO2 and CH4 for 150 years and longer,

      I think the difference here is an increased rate of CO2 release, releasing CO2 from sources where it (at least the carbon) has been locked up for thousands of years, and upsetting the cycles that remove the CO2.

      Where we use to burn wood, oil and coal in homes and factories, we now burn it in homes, factories, power plants, and cars.

      Where we once used wood which would have rotted and released CO2 and CH4 anyway, we now use much more coal and oil which has carbon which has been locked up out of the natural cycles for millions of years.

      Where we once chopped down enough trees to build a house and stock our fires often using dead wood that would have rotted anyway, we now clearcut and burn millions square miles of forest a year which eliminates those trees from the part of the cycle that reduces CO2 in the air.

    2. Re:about 150 years ago by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Basically, scientists reconstructed a 420,000-year record of temperatures by analyzing the ratio of oxygen isotopes trapped within air bubbles in an ice core extracted from Antarctica above Lake Vostok. The graph shows temperature anomalies (variations in the temperature above or below Vostok's present day average temperature of -56C).

      You asked for context; this evidence should provide context for any standard 150-year 'hockey stick' graph and/or any various other anecdotal accounts of short term warming and cooling you may come accross for the remainder of your lifetime.

  229. Colder Places Always Warm Fastest by Danuvius · · Score: 1
    Gee, when the area covered by the intense cold of the Siberian High winter pattern gets warmer, it warms more than other places. How about that? When one of the coldest places warms up, it warms faster than warm places do. How insightful.
    I second that. Why, just the other day, when I went outside with my martini glass; while my already warm body was just pleasantly tanned by the noon sun, my ICE-CUBES LITERALLY CAUGHT FIRE!!!
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    1. Re:Colder Places Always Warm Fastest by janwedekind · · Score: 1

      Sorry, now I've posted the other link about the ice cores. The decline and fall of global warming is here.

  230. Re:Enough.... by Moraelin · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Yes, I don't doubt that a true religious zealot would feel a need to get violent on the heretics. After all, we've already seen that in the form of the Inquisition. Nothing new there. If anything, it just proves my point that some people found _religion_, not science, there.

    However, the question is, can you actually argue a point without crap like "I wanted to slap you like a bitch" or "you stupid cunt"? Zealot tantrums are an amusing read, but sadly prove nothing in science.

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  231. The russians may not be all that unhappy by ColGraff · · Score: 1

    Yes, global warming, terrible shame, that. On the other hand, supposedly there may be considerable mineral and oil deposits in Siberia- this may make them more accessible. If so, the Russians may not be in that big a hurry to contain the "problem".

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  232. Global Warming... by Das+Auge · · Score: 1

    Here are three questions to ponder regarding Global Warming:

    1. When did the current trend of warming start?
    2. Is this the hottest that the Earth has ever been?
    3. Will the Earth ever cool down?


    The answers, as I understand them:
    1. 10,000 years ago...at the end of the last ice age.
    2. The Earth has been previously warm enough to sustain a forest in Antarctica. Which it is not currently warm enough to do now. Which would mean that the Earth has been warmer.
    3. The Earth has had many ice ages. It only stands to reason that there will be another. Which would require the Earth to cool down.


    I suppose a final question is in order: are humans causing global warming?

    Most of the "proof" I've seen of this is: Look, it's getting warming, so humans must be the cause!

    I've never seen any study supporting global warming that dried to differentiate the natural warming trend and that which may be caused by humans.

    1. Re:Global Warming... by fluffy666 · · Score: 1

      Here are three questions to ponder regarding Global Warming:

      1) How come slashdot posters know more about climatology than climatologists?

      2) How many times does the same argument on slashdot have to be refuted before it gets through assorted skulls?

      3) Why do I bother?

      In answer to (1), the current warming dates from circa 1850, before which the earth was in a long term cooling trend (as would be expected from long term ice core records). The warming since circa 1980 cannot be accounted for by any natural mechanism (prior to this time, it is possible although unlikely that natural factors could be responsable.

      In answer to (2), the highest average temperature the Earth has been at was in the mid-late cretaceous period. Most of North America was under water. This shows that the Earth does not have a definitvely stable climate. The problem is the cost of adjustment (i.e. rate of change) rather than absolute temperature per. se.

      As far as (3) goes, it's hard to see what your point is. The earth should be in a trend of gradually cooling over the next 8-15,000 years until it enters another ice age. This is not really relevant in the context of the next 100 years.

      As for 'Are humans causing global warming', then yes, they are and there is a huge preponderance of evidence for it. Ignorance of this evidence does not make it go away.

      How to mitigate this (or even 'do we try and mitigate it'?) is a legitimate, political question in this. Simply denying the science is not an answer.

  233. Re:Yeah, but... by ahillen · · Score: 1

    I believe Adolph Hitler was a democratically elected leader.

    Well, initially yes. But I think you lose the status of a 'democratic leader' once you start throwing your oponents into jail. You might want to read up a bit on it here.

  234. Death of the EV-1 by hotspotbloc · · Score: 1
    GM built the EV-1 , a nice electric car that was loved by most of their users (not owners since all were leased). At the end of the leases GM refused to sell any of them, instead deciding to crush them.

    I'm not saying everyone should drive electric but give people a choice. The fuel cost was estimated to be .5 to .3 of the cost of gas engine. The fight against global warming took a step back when GM killed the EV-1.

    Hybrids are a step in the right direction but IMO electric cars also need to be sold.

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  235. What about "tipping point" don't we understand? by skids · · Score: 3, Informative
  236. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    Well, then it shouldn't be hard to attack GALLANT's _theories_, instead of spewing ad-hominem attacks. If GALLANT theories are indeed just a collection of fallacies, then please point out _those_, instead of going on a whole "he's less likable than GOOFUS, so don't trust him" fallacy spree.

    That's really my whole problem with this kind of rhetoric. I'm _not_ saying "trust GALLANT instead", I'm just saying it would be nice if it stayed science instead of a mud-slinging contest. That's all.

    I don't necessarily trust GALLANT to be the only one right or anything, and yes, I'm all for cleaning up the stuff that we dump into the air. Global warming or not, we breathe that shit.

    But I very much like to see his measurements too, just in case. And if someone wants to enlighten me in which ways those measurements are wrong, or mis-interpreted, then please, please, please tell me just that: exactly which measurements calculations are wrong. _Not_ a religious case of "noo, don't even look at that evil data, it's the Devil's work."

    And that goes for both sides, really. The true believer camp just happens to be better represented, but, yes, you're right: the other camp pulls fallacies and political speeches too.

    And I'm not happy about those either. "Noo, don't look at that pinko-commie liberal data" isn't really any better than "noo, don't look at those corporate-paid evil data." Both are what happens when science ends and politics/religion have stolen the show.

    I'd like to see the whole global warming stuff just for once discused based on the facts, and _only_ the facts. For once not by quickly manufacturing a diversion and reaching for the handy-dandy fallacies.

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  237. Good News by hosecoat · · Score: 1

    ...for us in the gulags

  238. Re:Yeah, but... by Razor+Sex · · Score: 1

    Don't feed people that bullshit about Chavez. Even if you disagree with his politics, he has massive popular support. If you will remember, he was put back in power two days after his 2002 coup. It is the rich media and corporate interests of Venezuela which hate him (who are obviously a minority), though understandably so - he is bad for their business interests. This is the same reason why the US dislikes him (and because he is a price hawk in OPEC), and why the CIA likely had some hand in the 2002 coup. The CIA has long had a very active presence in Latin America, and I doubt much has changed.

  239. "contribute to the pool of knowledge" by Llywelyn · · Score: 1

    I've heard more than one scientist remark that a big part of their job is "disproving what is commonly known."

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  240. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 2, Insightful

    First, take a moment to consider the context in which I was replying. It was an ill-considered troll feeding moment, and the GP's rhetorical silliness (traitors in the White House, neo-cons destroying space shuttles, our horrible economy, blah blah) got what the commentor wanted - an off-the-cuff jab back. You know, when you reply too briefly and without enough context, the... um... Anonymous Coward Trolling Terrorists win... or something like that.

    Seriously, you must know by this point in your life that pretty much nothing is that simple.

    Clearly. And the problem with clowns like the guy I was replying to is that you either need to construct a 1000-word history lesson (that he won't even read anyway), and explain the underlying concepts that are worth defending while putting historical compromises/mis-steps in perspective, or you just put in a rhetorical jab that may or may not register at the level at which that person is communicating. I know it's vastly more complicated than that, but actually I do find the basic reality pretty simple. There is no greater force for democracy and liberty, right now, this minute, than the U.S., warts and all. We do now, and have always had to hold our noses while dealing with certain other societies/individuals.

    Do I find it frustrating that the Saudis are who they are? Yup. But you'll notice they've managed to avoid seeming bristly and overtly hostile, as a regime, as opposed to those charming Taliban folks, or Saddam, or North Korea, or the delightfully late Yassir Arafat, etc. There are definately strong currents in Saudi Arabia that would like to see both us AND the house of Saud swirl the toilet. That puts the Saudis in that famous enemy-of-my-enemy category. Too late, of course - they could have headed off the bin Laden family's favorite son a long time ago, and didn't. I really don't think they expected him and his followers to become as malignant as they have become.

    The idea that anybody could, at this point, still attempt to defend this administration is bizarre enough

    I've got all sorts of bones to pick with the administration. But they are the administration. We truly, acually, really are dealing with issues that could make the economic and social impact of 9/11 look trivial, and I have an interest in at least attempting to squash the "traitors in the White House" silliness because that's the stuff that gets circulated more than, say, enormous AIDS support to Africa, or pressuring Syria to get out of Lebannon's internal politics, or continuing to keep China from breathing down Taiwan's neck any more than they already do. Etc.

    I loathe Bush's take on most matters related to the sciences (though I like much of the current NASA redirection - but that's another, and mixed discussion). I find him earnest, but definitely a product of his generation, and too much under the sway of the religious circles that he grabbed hold of while shaking off his youthful over-partying excesses. I don't think he wants babies and old people to starve, and I don't think he likes poison water, or wants to see Iran burn, baby burn. But he's the C-in-C, and dealing with an unbelievably difficult moment in history, and there are people out here just saying some damn silly stuff.

    I'm not too worried that you've lost all respect for me, since I'll just keep posting my thoughts, however provoked they may be, sometimes, by flamebating nitwits. One of these days I'll learn not to fall for that stuff, or will decide to invest the extra time in making my comments in context even when it will be wasted on the actual person to whom I'm replying. I guess I'm still rather shocked that anybody bothers to read anything I say, so it's not always in the forefront of my mind to ask myself what a wider audience might conclude about me, based on a barbed, late-night exchange made while watching Conan O'Brien and scratching at six new no-doubt global-warming-caused mosquito bites.

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  241. Re:Burning methane-BUt what about the plants? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I never see anyone discuss the other things that must also go along with thawing tundra. Life is what is causing the methane. Plants and animals that once grew there in a warmer time. In the cycle of the Earth, the frozen tundra hasn't always been that way, it will grow plants and animals again and the plants will start consuming CO2 and producing oxygen. Isn't anyone worried about this "unprcedented" vast area of land previously not working for the production of O2 and the conversion of CO2? Is there going to be too much O2? This ahs happened many times before without our help. Isn't it pretty arrogant to assume it's us with so little info to go on? I'm living in a world that was called impossible in the 1960's because the world couldn't feed and house this many people according to the top scientists then. The sky didn't fall.

  242. For the record... by sheldon · · Score: 2, Insightful

    You're predicting unsustainability on the premise that technology will never progress beyond what we have today - like all alarmists. As if the status quo this moment is all we're ever going to achieve, despite the fact that the entirety of human history contradicts this notion.

    In order for technology to progress, someone has to realize it needs to change.

    But you claim everybody who promotes change is an alarmist.

    You're caught in a loop of illogic.

  243. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Try going in August. In the summer months it's unbearable. I evn had a piece of pollutant lodge in the middle of my eye from the last summer trip & had to have it removed by an eye doctor in an outpatient procedure.

  244. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    And they call us Eurocentric in our point of view. Go figure, at least our universe expands to one continent instead of one river. Damn Sumerians.

  245. Re:Yeah, but... by robertjw · · Score: 1

    Well, initially yes. But I think you lose the status of a 'democratic leader' once you start throwing your oponents into jail.

    Maybe, but who makes that determination. My understanding is that Hitler believed he was really loved by the people and judging from the video recordings of his speeches many people did, or at least pretended to.

    Wasn't trying to defend Hitler at all, just wanted to point out that everything isn't always cut and dried. If you look on the other side of the coin, Stalin was as evil a dictator as Hitler. Should we not have included him in the Allies during WWII. Was it right to ally with him considering the tragedies that were occuring in his country?

    Thanks for the link though, very interesting article.

  246. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I've read the sumerian tale. Bad match.
    FACT: The Sumerean tale contains no numbers for sizes or dates. The Bible does.
    FACT: The Sumerean tale is designed to read like a story. The Bible is designed to read like history.

  247. Hundreds of years on a geological time scale is no by dpilot · · Score: 3, Insightful

    It's this pesky little problem called national borders. Many, if not most of them haven't been in place for hundreds of years, some only tens.

    Everything I've heard about global warming suggests changes in sea level, which hits hardest on low-lying areas, with Bangladesh being frequently mentioned. So what happens when part of Bangladesh becomes the Indian Ocean, and a significant part of the rest has flooding problems? What happens when portions of northern European countries decide they'd rather be in the North Sea? How about when Florida seacoast becomes Atlantic and Gulf shallows?

    Past tipping points were accompanied by extinctions of various sizes. I suspect humans WILL adapt just fine.
    But I doubt our societies will. I expect there would be a lot of social strife, and more deaths would be caused by other humans than by climatic problems.

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  248. Easy Way Out! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The scientists just have to build HUGE CO2 scrubbers the size of skyscrapers and all over the planet!!!

  249. Yet another cynical comment about pollution by Kizor · · Score: 1

    Congratulations! Our generations have achieved what man has long lusted after - immortalizing themselves in history. Those who are to come will never forget our deeds.

  250. Re:Meh. by CommandoB · · Score: 1

    Go to a major city in China

    Or check out Kuala Lumpur's current pollution crisis.

    You can thank American Government pollution laws for that not happening.

    No, you can thank state and city pollution laws for that not happening. I only wish more legislation were national in scope. In Los Angeles, for example, pollution is trending downward relative to smog leader Houston, where folks apparently have no interest in local legislation to curb pollution.

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  251. Russian victims. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now we are going to find the remains of all those people the Russian government has been sending to Siberia since the time of the Czars.

  252. Re:Yeah, but... by ahillen · · Score: 1

    Maybe, but who makes that determination. My understanding is that Hitler believed he was really loved by the people and judging from the video recordings of his speeches many people did, or at least pretended to.

    I did not mean to say that nobody really liked him. The Nazis surely had many followers (and he initially did get a lot of votes in a democratic election, despite being openly antidemocratic and antisemitic). Nevertheless, when somebody says that Hitler was a democratically elected leader, I feel the urge to point out that his rule in Germany was largly a dictatorship, with all the necessary ingredients: no other political parties, complete control of the press, political oponents prosecuted at will, a system of intimidation to stifle the desire for resistance... Of course you need a lot of devoted people to keep the system going.

    Wasn't trying to defend Hitler at all, just wanted to point out that everything isn't always cut and dried. If you look on the other side of the coin, Stalin was as evil a dictator as Hitler. Should we not have included him in the Allies during WWII. Was it right to ally with him considering the tragedies that were occuring in his country?

    Well, I think one can not blame anybody for the alliance with Stalin in that situation. And surely it does not really matter whether Hitler was democratically elected or not. The war against Nazi Germany was justified for the actions of their leadership alone, there was no other option (Hitler being elected or not).

    Thanks for the link though, very interesting article.

    You're welcome. :)

  253. Re: Third Post by skarphace · · Score: 1

    Now these same environmentalists would tell you "don't alter this forest or that ecosystem because that is tampering with nature!" Why is this blatant double standard not obvious?

    Because it needs to be. Let's say Global warming is entirely natural for now. It's about survival my good man. Tampering with the forests and the ecosystem will screw with oxygen levels and things we need to survive. So these 'eco freaks' need to be doing this to help us survive. Attempting to reverse this warming will allow more arible and livable land. If we let it go, it may well wipe us out or atleast push us into a small corner of the world that can only inhabit a fraction of our current population.

    So regardless of whether or not it was caused by us, we need to try and do something. And even if it turns out to be futile and we are all staring at the appocolypse, we can atleast say we tried our best.

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  254. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    QED

    Everytime somebody disproves GALLANT's theories, people like you spout forth [list you posted] to kill it off. Lather, rinse, repeat.

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  255. mystery solved by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    From TFA... "Kirpotin suspects that some unknown critical threshold has been crossed, triggering the melting." - i'm guessing it was somewhere around 32 degrees Farenheit :)

  256. soylent green is people. by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    Green chips anyone?

    Falcon
  257. Re:Yeah, but... by cypherz · · Score: 1

    You might have the bigest army in the world...

    The USA doesn't have the biggest army in the world. China probably has the biggest army in the world. Our military isn't really all that big compared to times past. We may have _one_ of the best trained army in the world. The USA spends a great deal more money on training than any other country (in total dollars spent on training). Averaged out per soldier, we are still spending more than any large army per soldier. Some smaller European armies may spend more per soldier than we do. We also have some of the very best Spec Ops warriors in the world. I think (but haven't verified) that we have more Spec Ops warriors than any other country.

    As far as "shooting our own side" goes, that is a big problem in any war and for any army. The old saying "friendly fire ain't" comes to mind.

    What really counts though is the fact that we can field an army anywhere in the world _faster_ than anybody else. Its the ability to put ordnance (or armed soldiers) on the ground anywhere and do it _right_now_ that makes the US's military without equal on this planet.

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  258. Sand by PenGun · · Score: 0

    Lot of heads buried in the sand here. Hi ho. You will notice soon ... hot enough for you?

        PenGun
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  259. heart breaking by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    As bush and blair wield their military might to defend their right to the last of the dwindling oil supplies (ever wonder why the oil price keeps on rising?), the environment continues to get worse.

    All this makes me ashamed to be born in western civilization.

    I wonder by how much all this extra methane in the atmosphere will push forward that cascade date of 2050 that the climateologists are warning us about...

  260. Just a hunch by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "Kirpotin suspects that some unknown critical threshold has been crossed, triggering the melting."

    32 degrees Farenheit perhaps?

  261. A solution iis in the works by jc42 · · Score: 1

    George Dubya'a right on it. Here's the news report.

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  262. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Moraelin · · Score: 1

    "QED

    Everytime somebody disproves GALLANT's theories, people like you spout forth [list you posted] to kill it off. Lather, rinse, repeat.
    "

    So basically you're not even able to distinguish between (A) actually disproving a theory, and (B) an ad-hominem attack against the person saying it. If the whole "GALLANT vs GOOFUS" ad-hominem and fallacies counts for you as having disproved GALLANT's _theories_ (even though they're not even mentioned in there, much less analyzed)... wth, I rest my case. QED, indeed.

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  263. Re:Third Post by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    "What? Of course the climate changes! I don't think anyone ever denied this. The important question isn't even if humans affect change, because we do." Well now there you go again, to quote a famous president, trying to rewrite history. The neocons have long denied that global warming is happening. The Bush administration is still doing it. http://msnbc.msn.com/id/6341451/ Now I'm going to to go googling for past quotes by the administration and many other neocons regarding the denial of global warming because I dont have the time and you have access to google too. That is if you really believe what you have stated. I am pretty much in agreement with the rest of your post. I do think we can slow it down, maybe even reverse it but that will take time. In the mean time we need to decide what to expect and what to do about the changes coming up. Also to those who claim there have been warm periods before and it is caused by natural cycle of things. There are explanations for the warming periods in the past such as increased volcanic activity, meteors, etc. In this case there are no such explanations while increased human caused CO2 release does explain at least part of it. Deforstation also interrupts the cycle of removing C02 as well as adding CO2 into the air from rotting or burning vegetation. The exposure of long frozen peat may add even more CO2. While those are part of a natural process, it comes into play because of man made causes which started them.

  264. This is nature at work by Deputy+Doodah · · Score: 1

    How wonderful. Now, instead of being frozen wasteland, Siberia will become usable.
    People who don't get outside much (wussy city folks) think this is the end of the world.

    However, this is merely a manifestation of the cooling/warming cycle the earth has gone through for eons. I can't buy into the idea that people somehow caused it any more than I can buy into the idea that Neanderthals caused the last ice age.

    This is part of a cycle. The earth is supposed to be warming up right now.
    We don't live in a Disney movie. This is how nature works.

  265. How excessive pollution leads to terrorism by strAtEdgE · · Score: 1

    Excessive polluting by certain countries will, of course, lead to a negative global effect (global warming for starters). This in turn will lead to international resentment of the polluting countries (it's already largely there and continuing to build). That will inevitably lead to action against said irresponsible countries, as you know that somewhere among the billions of people on earth are going to be people willing to use their own actions to stop it. This, I predict, will lead to deeming of said actions as "terrorism" by the people responsible for the pollution in the first place, in order to demonize those taking action against their inaction. But don't worry, because after the first incident or two, I'm fairly certain I can predict that any large source of pollution will then be heavily guarded, at the expense of that countries tax payers. Let the war begin.

    As for who is "good" and who is "evil" in this predictable future conflict, I'm afraid I am going to have to side with those who are looking out for the best interests of me and my fellow humans. Those who aren't, you know who you are. Don't complain when you're held accountable by your fellow humans for your actions.

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  266. my heating bills by narsiman · · Score: 1

    I hope that this trend reduces my heating bill this winter. Man last winter was too cold, I was wondering when this global warming would show up near my driveway.

  267. Micheal Crichton is a spoon-bender by Catamaran · · Score: 1

    Micheal Crichton is a spoon-bender. That's right, he believes that he can bend spoons with his mind. Those who don't believe are not being "open minded". Read his autobiography, it's a hoot!

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    1. Re:Micheal Crichton is a spoon-bender by HiThere · · Score: 1

      So? Perhaps he experimented and found that he could. Personally, I think it improbable, and when I investigated, I found the evidence equivocal (though I became convinced that the "subject" of the investigation was a fraud).

      I'm a programmer, not a physicist. I don't have a special lab. But the reactions when I brought the evidence that the phenomenon was real to the attention of the subject was...interesting. She immediately dropped stopped talking about it. It's as if she wanted it to be fraudulent. (So I was unable to collect any further evidence, and things remained equivocal.) In the decades that passed the subject has just disappeared and not re-emerged.

      OTOH...do you know of any way that a case-hardened file could be bent? Is the tail of the file also case hardened? (There was no color change, so nobody bathed it in a blowtorch.) And she wasn't the person who noticed this, and didn't call it to my attention.

      So. Well, the file COULD have been bent ahead of time...but I know of no way to bend a case hardened file without breaking it that doesn't involve LOTS of heat. Does anyone MAKE files with pre-bent tails for some purpose? I've never seen one since.

      So.

      Sometimes it's best to retain an open (undecided) mind. If I were to guess based on probability, I would guess against spoon-bending being real...but as I've never needed to, I find it best to consider that the evidence is indecisive.

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  268. Re:Yeah, but... by Ferretman · · Score: 1

    The planet did not experience "dramtic" global warming of this scale. It appears that our current changes are the fastest they have been.

    Actually this is false, as any quick scan of the climate records prior to the last few Ice Ages can show. Rapid temperature rise are almost a necessity in order to hit the "tipping point" and start a new Ice Age cycle.

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  269. Take Florida! Please! by Stickerboy · · Score: 1

    "How about when Florida seacoast becomes Atlantic and Gulf shallows?"

    Thank God! Let me go out and start my car, just to speed things up! No more bitching about the 2000 elections, inane GTA: Vice City games, superficial celebrities spending millions on their quest for the perfect tan, bad Don Johnson television shows, or stupid pro-Cuba/anti-Cuba debates.

    For that matter, take New York, too. We can move the financial markets to Chicago. But keep the UN underwater.

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  270. Re: Third Post by jav1231 · · Score: 1

    But I thought we'd just evolve. I mean, what with our primate heritage and all.
    Troll, I know I know. Mod be, Baby!

  271. Re:Yeah, but... by crabpeople · · Score: 1
    "Happier still will be democracy throughout the Middle East - not just in Israel, and partially in Egypt. That, of course, is the whole damn point of sticking it out in Iraq. Even the Saudis just started having municipal elections... these things take time. "

    so when iraq elects a religious theocracy, democratically of course, do you think the US will let it happen? you will quickly see assassinate saying that the iraqies dont understand democracy or some shit like that and the US will appoint someone of their choosing. I guess completely traumatizing japan and having berlin divided for 1 generation is considered bringing democracy to those countries. One, was actually NUKED by the US and the other was cut up into little bits. Yeah those are great successes of the USA. you cant point to things as they are now 50 years after the us invaded those countries and say, "see, we knew what we were doing!". do you want to give iraq 30-50 years to become stable?

    " If you'll recall, Somalia was (and still is) a hot spot for al Qaeda supported and trained insurgency. Having been deprived of their cozy little spot in Afghanistan, they're looking to set up shop in other chaotic places."

    Thats it man. buy the fucking lies. theres no international Al Quaeda network, with cells in multiple countries. there are however, many terrorist groups, that are independent of one another. in most cases, these groups are fighting for local goals in their own countries. to think that theres some criminal mastermind (osama or whoever) orchestrating a worldwide conspiracy is fucking ridiculous. Did you watch any video from troops in afganistan? they found NOTHING THERE. no massive caves, with sprawling HVAC systems. No nests of terrorists. what they found were empty caves and frightened shepards. why? because the hype and propaganda that theres an international terrorist network IS A LIE. the people that they took into guantanamo bay, for the most part, were paid for by the americans/canadains/british per head. the truth of course, will come out when they close down that fuckign concentration camp and start having a bit more in depth reporting than the fact that the inmates enjoy harry potter books.

    "and is exactly the sort of thing that has people like Zarqawi convinced that enough car bombs in Iraq will eventually get him that country as a playground for the mysoginistic, medeival-minded theocratic thugocracy that he'd like to see running the entire Middle East."

    again, what if the iraqies say "well i know this party sets off alot of car bombs, but at least they arent the USA." you know, lesser of two evils and all that. You dont think that there are people in iraq that think that way? you dont think that a party that stood on the platform, whatever the motivations, islam or whatever, would FOR SURE not win an election? what if what the iraqies want is not what the americans want and are you ok with that even if it means a theocracy?

    "it's also one of the biggest countries to overthrow democratically elected governments and replace them with a pro-US dictator whenever that fits better into their goals."

    Help me out, here, with some post-Cold War examples."

    Well chavez is a great example because the US tried to overthrow him and the people wouldnt let them. I believe the US backed guy was in office less than a week before the capital was taken back by the PEOPLE. Just because the americans, the CIA, are getting sloppier in their overthrowing of govts, doesnt mean they gave up trying. Oh and dont forget panama in 1989 (yes thats technically in the cold war but recent enough for my tastes). And of course theres Haiti, where a military coup in 1991 removed the democratically elected president Aristide. Although the US nor the CIA was ever held responsible, it is widely known that the leaders of the military coup were trained at the school for the americas (CIA) in the U

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  272. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    They hate us because we are infidel, to be driven into the sea, killed with the sword. Allah tells them so.

    Do you *think* that if you run away from a bully he will stop
    punching you?

  273. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Too+Much+Noise · · Score: 1

    But I very much like to see his measurements too, just in case. And if someone wants to enlighten me in which ways those measurements are wrong, or mis-interpreted, then please, please, please tell me just that: exactly which measurements calculations are wrong.

    A recent example of wrong data (ignore the jornalistic filling).

    I'd like to see the whole global warming stuff just for once discused based on the facts, and _only_ the facts.

    Haven't had time to do that myself, but if interested you might want to sift through the papers on arxiv.org.

  274. Re:Yeah, but... by crabpeople · · Score: 1
    first paragraph meant to type "american" instead of "assassinate".

    should read:

    you will quickly see americans saying that the iraqies dont understand democracy
     

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  275. Slashdot Moderation System by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    was Re:Word From the Whitehouse

      Ironically the modding on this story (up to 6.44 EDT) shows just how political 'environmental science' can be. Bush-bashing jokes and party-line posts will get modded up to +5, while entirely reasonable posts get marked down as 'Troll' or 'Redundant'.

    I thought Slashdot's moderation had gotten better of late but clearly it still needs a lot of work. And the +1/-1 model works lousily for politically charged issues -- let's hope the Slashcode crew are able to work on a new modding system before long.


    What needs to be fixed?

    If the Bush-bashing party-line is modded up, and reasonable posts are modded down, it's proof that the Slashdot moderation system is working perfectly.

  276. I know one Siberian who will be happy... by NerveGas · · Score: 1

    ... she's always wanted to grow roses, but they can't survive the winters there.

    steve

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  277. stepto take for global warming by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Insightful

    1. cease driving an internal combustion vehicle.

    Up until I had a bad accident my primary transportation was a bike.

    2. shutting off power to your residence.

    Not needed if you generate the power you use. Going Off the grid is being done more and more.

    4. growing your own food and processing it.

    Yeap, I love to garden and I like to can and otherwise preserve what I grow.

    6. avoiding the use of anything that is made with plastic.

    Again not needed. Plastics were originally made from plant material. Cellophane was made from the cellulose of plants. Hemp, aka marijuana and probably the most industrially versatile plant is a good plant source. On his Iron Mountain estate Henry Ford not only built an automobile using hemp for some of the material but was also powered by fuel made from hemp. Rudulph Diesel designed his diesel engine to run on most any oil made from plants. Both alcohol and biodiesel are carbon neutral and both can be made from hemp. Actually the reason hemp was made "illegal" via the Marijuana Tax Act of 1937 was because it posed a serious threat to some rich and powerful people. When congress was "debating" the act Dr James Woodward who was both a doctor and an attorney testified on behalf of the AMA. He said all of the testimony in support of the act was nothing more than tabloid sensationalism and that it could potentionally be a powerful medicine. During WWII hemp was so important the US government made the movie Hemp for Victory in 1942 in an effort to get farmers to grow it.

    Falcon
    1. Re:stepto take for global warming by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Holy shit, shut the fuck up about hemp. Nobody cares, you stoner.

    2. Re:stepto take for global warming by tjstork · · Score: 1

      Going off the grid is actually less efficient because a modern high end energy station will waste far less energy than your home generation will, even if you count transmission losses.

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  278. re: #1 greenhouse gas polluter refuses to help by SlashDread · · Score: 1

    Always those damn Monegasques!

  279. Re:Yeah, but... by robertjw · · Score: 1

    Well, I think one can not blame anybody for the alliance with Stalin in that situation.

    I agree, but how different is that from our current relationship with the Saudis, which was one of the original GP's examples. The situation in the Middle East is not as extreme (yet) as it was during WWII, but the US supporting Saudi Arabia is somewhat more than just a self-serving action.

  280. ocean methane by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    The methane at the bottom of the ocean won't affect the greenhouse so much as the methane in the atmosphere.

    It's my understanding that as the oceans warm they'll release the methane they contain, the cold water traps the methane.

    Falcon
  281. Re:Yeah, but... by mfrank · · Score: 1

    Maybe because the British are operating in predominantly Shia areas where there's not a lot of insurgent activity, so they don't have a lot of the "pressure cooker" thing going on?

  282. Re:Meh. by mfrank · · Score: 1

    Wolfowitz drive a hybrid. So do the other *real* neo-cons. They do it more for national security issues, though.

  283. Re:Yeah, but... by Impotent_Emperor · · Score: 1

    Iran, for example, had a democratically elected government before the US replaced it with the Shah in 1954.


    We didn't place the Shah, we returned him to power. Iran was a monarchy that existed since ~1500 (until 1979).

    Mohammad Reza Shah Pahlavi was the last of the Shahs. He became Shah in 1941.

    The Prime Minister of Iran was a man named Muhammad Mussadegh. He became Prime Minister after nationalizing Iran's oil fields (seizing British-owned fields). The British were pissed and formed a blockade against Iran.

    From the link provided, things seemed to get a little complicated:
    --> Mossadegh asks Shah for emergency/military powers.
    --> Shah refuses.
    --> Mossadegh resigns.
    --> New Prime Minister appointed.
    --> Iranian people outraged by new PM's policy of negotiating with British.
    --> Shah fires new Prime Minister, brings backs Mossadegh (with full military powers).
    --> Mossadegh enjoys popularity, has parliament give him new powers, he appoints a radical Muslim as house speaker, starts collective farming and other sociliast policies.
    --> Mossadegh also fires a lot of military leaders loyal to the Shah.
    --> They conspire against Mossadegh.
    --> At this time, Britain and U.S. grow fearful that Iran will turn to the Soviet Union for aid/alliance. Agree to work to stop him.
    --> Mossadegh knew of plots against him, rigged a referendum to get rid of parliament (he won with 99.9% of the vote). Extends his emergency powers.
    --> Popularity for Mossadegh was decreasing (bad economy due to blockade and promised reforms not coming).
    --> Mossadegh tried to convince the Shah to leave the country (because the Shah was a threat to him), the Shah refused and dismess Mossadegh, but Mossadegh refuses to quit, so the Shah leaves the country for his own safety.
    --> Pro-monarchy forces (with aid and support from U.S. and British intelligence services) storm the capital and arrest Mossadegh.
    --> The Shah now returns from exile.

    After this, the Shah did become harder and more autocratic (he banned opposing political parties). He did some good things like modernization and suffrage for women, but he started to become repressive in the early 1970s and that's what lead to his ousting in 1979.
  284. Peat Gas by Skeetskeetskeet · · Score: 1

    I let out more peat gas after three meximelts than the peat in Siberia does.

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  285. Re:Yeah, but... by Guppy06 · · Score: 1

    "Help me out, here, with some post-Cold War examples. That's crucial, because stopping the tyranny of the Soviet Union was paramount."

    How convenient, then, that there was something "more important" than "government with consent of the governed." I suppose the "War on Terror" is similarly crucial. It's nice to know the US always has Something More Important to work on.

    At any rate, were we aiding democracy more when we put Aristide in power or helped him leave? How is democracy being served with our de facto support of a military junta in Pakistan? Interesting things have been happening in other central Asian countries, which we've at least turned a blind eye to in the name of "stratiegic interests." And unlike "Romania, Hungary, Bulgaria, Poland ect" these countries were actually part of the Soviet Union.

    You bring up Chavez in Venezuela. It was interesting how quickly our national government moved to support the coup that temporarily overthrew him. And speaking about support from China, it's interesting how such a government could have Permanent Normal Trade Relations with us, demonstrating our willingness and desire to turn a blind eye when there's actual money involved.

    There are probably more examples I could name, usually in the name of the "War on Terror" or even the older "War on Drugs," but the problem with CIA support is that the general public won't know much about it for another decade or so. So, for example, we don't know how much the US government is involved in, say, putting down unionization efforts in oil-rich Nigeria.

  286. MOD UP by NoData · · Score: 1

    Please note and follow the link at the end.

  287. Re:Yeah, but... by Darby · · Score: 1

    First, take a moment to consider the context in which I was replying. It was an ill-considered troll feeding moment, and the GP's rhetorical silliness (traitors in the White House, neo-cons destroying space shuttles, our horrible economy, blah blah)

    Certainly the space shuttle garbage was what tipped the comment off as a troll.

    You would be very hard pressed to argue that there are not traitors in the white house though. The demonstrated fact of Rove's treason aside, the simple fact that our national energy policy was set in closed meetings which we, the ignorant masses are *still to this day* not allowed to know the details of and which included Ken Lay is one of the most blatant acts of treason ever commited in this country. That was Cheney with Bush's express approval. Can you provide an honest reasoned argument that this is not treason? A free country depends absolutely upon an open, transparent government. This administration has done more than any
    (that I am aware of... certainly more than any in recent decades) other to eradicate transparency and to deny the people their ability to engage in that most patriotic of acts....watching their government's actions.

    Add in their blatant media manipulation with the rape of the FOIA, with their replacement of actual scientists in various departments with industry shills, and you have what is known as fascism.
    What else could you possibly call that?!?

    How is even attempting to prevent the people from being able to watch the government (barring nuclear secrets, troop movements, and *actual* issues of national security) anything but treason???

    We truly, acually, really are dealing with issues that could make the economic and social impact of 9/11 look trivial, and I have an interest in at least attempting to squash the "traitors in the White House" silliness

    I agree that we are dealing with serious issues. We diverge where what you call "silliness" is in actuality fact as demonstrated by my argument above.
    I feel that the last person who could be capable of actually dealing with the issues is one who hasn't got a shred of integrity left. From the people who he has surrounded himself with to the fact that he promotes those who have demonstrated the *least* competence to the fact that he is actively working against government transparancy and freedom in this country to his blatant lies while selling the Iraq war to his complete and utterly blatant disregard for the opinion of half of this country while claiming a mandate to his blatant violation of his oath of office by promoting an amendment to the constitution for the explicit purpose of discriminating against a group of people based solely upon blind hatred to the fact that his argument in favor of that and his argument in the Schiavo matter were diametrically opposed demonstrating pure hypocrisy.

    All of these things together make him utterly useless in rational negotiations and diplomacy, and further he has taken America's name, integrity, honor, and standing in the world and dragged it down to probably its lowest level ever.

    There is no greater force for democracy and liberty, right now, this minute, than the U.S., warts and all.

    As I said this is an arguable point, but it is not a simple argument, and it is in no way clear that it is true.
    I can argue that Chavez is actually a far stronger force in this direction than the US. Not trying to convince you that it's true or even that I believe it but to sketch a reasonable argument:

    He stands as an example of how by rejecting the World Bank and the IMF's standard policies he has managed to have his country's economy not be devestated. He stands as proof of the
    (really quite obvious) idea that selling off your entire country's critical infrastructure to foreign businesses will put you in a hole that you may well never be able to climb out of and that by not doing so, you will be in far better shape.
    Further because he stands as a clear reminder that IMF/WB policies are a

  288. ANWR by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    let's tear up the Arctic Wilderness for a few extra weeks of oil

    Luckily drilling in ANWR wasn't included in the bill that was passed.

    Falcon
    1. Re:ANWR by mjh49746 · · Score: 1

      iirc, it wasn't excluded either. I believe it's left ambiguous for a reason, and that's so they can sneak in a piece of backdoor legislation later on while no one's looking. Thet won't give up, so neither must we.

  289. I am sick of entitlements by falconwolf · · Score: 2, Informative

    If you're sick of entitlements then why did you vote for someone who supports entitlements instead of voting for someone like Michael Badnarik who really would work to end entitlements?

    Falcon
  290. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The arrogance and idiocity of this post is insulting and it got modded to 4???
    Yeah the German people were told that Poland had invaded Germany as means to get them to support german imperialism, by then their minds had been already won. Got a book for ya for a start:
    http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/tg/detail/-/0912 986212/102-1679443-4250514?v=glance

    it aint socialist twaddle, its from a good american libertarian and its well researched.
    Take can take your Manifest Destiny BS to the heh Bank.

  291. I hate stories like this by randyest · · Score: 1

    They make so many of you go nuts with OT crap that gets moderated up. And ensures that any dissent is moderated down, no matter how reasonable. Enjoy preaching to the choir. Those of us with reasoned, intelligent thoughts that don't tow your party line will take them elsewhere.

    Intellectual isolationism may feel good, but it makes you dumb.

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    1. Re:I hate stories like this by ylikone · · Score: 1

      The post you mention may be slightly off-topic but it doesn't mean it's not telling the truth. It seems that YOU just can't handle the truth.

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    2. Re:I hate stories like this by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Perhaps the problem is not that you disagree, but rather that you are suffering from intellectual isolationism and don't want to hear any dissenting points of view wihch upsets your apple cart.

  292. industrialization in China and India by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    countries like China and India see how industrialization gives them a chance to improve their standards of living

    China is seeing an improvement in quality if life and the economy but how long will it last when the country is being Deserified? How far will India get with water shortages there? Coca Cola bottling plants in India are pumping and drilling the aquafers, sources of fresh water, in India dry.

    Falcon
  293. Re: Meh. by d34thm0nk3y · · Score: 1

    I say again: Global Warning? Meh. Take a number, you'll find the dispenser next to the Y2k countdown calendar.

    So, just because one problem was overblown, we can safely ignore all the others?


    The problem wasn't even overblown.. Knowledgeable people got the word out and a crapton of programmers fixed the problem. Crap, I wish global warming would be handled in the same way.

  294. Local warming != Global warming by janwedekind · · Score: 1
    I agree. According to The Decline and Fall of Global Warming Siberia is subject to a local greenhouse-effect caused by a rise of the air's humidity. Furthermore it is said:

    "The difference in temperature trends (winter minus summer) in the satellite data shows that the warming has been predominantly occurring in the coldest air masses over Siberia in the wintertime"

    1. Re:Local warming != Global warming by Danuvius · · Score: 1

      With the smallest bit of explanation, suddenly I worry less about spontaneously combusting ice-cubes in my martinis! ;-)

      Thanks. Makes sense, naturally.

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  295. Re:Yeah, but... by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    First, stopping the soviets was used as an excuse to get involved in a lot of places we had no business in. Not to mention, the people we propped up to protect against the so called evil soviets were worse than the socialists we overthrew. But since you do want a current example, Pakistan (we are supporting a dictator who overthrew a democratic government).

    Second, sometimes it's wise to pull out of a never ending situation rather than waste years, resources and lives on it. Things were not going to change in Lebenon with us there but we would always have been a target.

    The same is now true for Iraq. They are going to have to fight out their battles themselves and as long as we are there, we will be a thorn to any government that allows us to stay. Our troops are not making the place more secure, and even more US troops will not make it more secure.

    Look at Israel. I couldn't find their standing army numbers but by estimate, they have at least 500,000. All eligable men and women are required to serve 1 month a year in the reserves. I found the total eligable and divided by 12 to get 200,000. Another 100,000 a year reach military age where they are required to serve 3 years so that is another 300,000.

    In their 50 years of existance and with at least 4 times the troops as us in Iraq, they have been unable to quell the insurgency in their own borders. They even employ much more drastic measures than our army. What hope do we have at stopping the insurgency in Iraq? Slim to none even if we plan everything right. With Bush, every plan has been wrong or too late. It's time to back out and let them decide their own future.

    If they go along a path that does become a threat to us or neighbors (A real threat, not just Bush propaganda), Something can be done about it then with the support and help of the countries around it.

  296. You guys are foolish by sheldon · · Score: 1

    The main reason the US entered the war against Germany was because Germany formerly declared war on the US just days after Pearl Harbor.

    We didn't oust Hitler because we didn't like him. We did it because he invaded most of Europe with his armies.

    This defending democracy bullshit started with Kennedy. Lovely liberalism, but I'm tired of people distorting the ideal to fit imperialist goals.

    1. Re:You guys are foolish by robertjw · · Score: 1

      The main reason the US entered the war against Germany was because Germany formerly declared war on the US just days after Pearl Harbor.

      We are foolish? You just summed up the US involvment in WWII in one sentence and you called me foolish? The main reason, from what I remember from history class, that the US entered WWII was a little event called Pearl Harbor. We entered the war in the European Theatre primarily because they thought they could win there quickly and of course because Japan, Germany and Italy were allies - the Axis powers. There were concerns that fighting the Japanese in the Pacific would take a very long time, plus the Japanese had air superiority at the beginning of the war.

      This defending democracy bullshit started with Kennedy. Lovely liberalism, but I'm tired of people distorting the ideal to fit imperialist goals.

      No it didn't. Not sure when it started, but the Korean war was fought in defense of democracy South Korea. I even found this excerpt in wikipedia concerning the Spanish American war.

      Thus, on April 11, 1898 McKinley went before Congress to ask for authority to send American troops to Cuba for the purpose of ending the civil war there. On April 19, Congress passed joint resolutions proclaiming Cuba "free and independent" and disclaiming any intentions on Cuba, demanded Spanish withdrawal, and authorized the President to use as much military force as he thought necessary to help Cuban patriots gain freedom from Spain.

      Sounds like defending democracy and freedom was a central theme there. Our motivations are rarely altruistic, but there is some truth to the statement that US is the worlds largest defender of democracy.

    2. Re:You guys are foolish by sheldon · · Score: 1

      Sounds like defending democracy and freedom was a central theme there. Our motivations are rarely altruistic, but there is some truth to the statement that US is the worlds largest defender of democracy.

      Democracy...

      As long as it's the guys we want in office.

      Frankly, I'm starting to prefer the Japanese model. Live and let live. We don't care who is in power, we'll buy oil from ya. Seems like it costs a whole lot less, and it doesn't kill nearly as many people.

  297. hurricanes by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    On the negative side, the weather will become, well, less hospitable to our economy.

    Something about hurricanes not many people may realize is that hurricanes love warm water and loose strength over land and cold water, How is a hurricane tamed? so as ocean temperatures increase there will be more of them. Look how Florida and other Gulf of Mexico states have been suffering from hurricanes the past couple of years. Florida had what seven punchs last year? As the Atlantic warms up there will be more. I'd think that if for no other reason insurance companies, especially property and health insurance, companies would back initiatives to combat global warming.

    Falcon
  298. We need to develop nanotech real fast.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    We are screwed if we keep going the way we do with SUV's and wars for resources to keep our current lifestyles going, even if those lifestyles are based on some pretty primitive tech. What we need is a massve manhattin styled project to develop nanotech so that we can have cheap self-growing products like solar cells, electric cars, space cables so that we can grow and launch sattelites that can reflect sone of the sunlight reaching earth before the runaway greenhouse process makes it real easy to, for example, solder printed circuit boards here on earth whithout using a soldering iron...

  299. Re:Yeah, but... by ScentCone · · Score: 1

    demonstrated fact of Rove's treason

    Sorry, I've not only seen no such demonstration, I've heard quite a lot of information to the contrary, not least from people who work in the same organization as the woman in question (I live in the DC area - unless you're a complete basement dweller, it's hard not to make at least some friends in that arena).

    Specifically, you've got reporters coming TO Rove, conversationally raising the established and commonly known fact that the former ambassador's wife was an analyst (not a covert operative) and that she was the one to bring up the issue of sending her husband on the trip to Africa to talk to his mining industry buddies. He not only mischaracterized his findings (or lack of them), he completely BSed about the nature of the trip and whether or not the White House was responsible for sending him (not!). The old "I was on a mission for Cheney and reported to him that..." was completely, absolutely false. He was uttering that nonsense in a completely political context, attempting to alter the political landscape. He's partisan, and doesn't even pretend neutrality in that area. The entire discussion of his wife's role in sending him on that trip came up (amongst reporters first!) in the context of getting to the bottom of which party was not telling the truth (Plame's husband wasn't, on numerous aspects of the whole mess). Role saying "Yeah, I heard that too," to a reporter that alrady knew her, her relationship to Wilson, her job, her role in lining him up for the trip, and her awareness of her husband's BS-ing about it after the fact... a reporter who already knew all of that telling Rove about it and asking if he knew the same - I'm going to go out on a limb and say that he swallowed some bait, but he didn't mention her name and sure as hell didn't commit "treason" by any definition.

    Treason, in my mind, is more like using the last few minutes of your time in office as president to dole out presidential pardons to fugitive millionaires with family members that have promised to help finance your legacy library in Little Rock. Think you'll see Bush pardoning Ken Lay? Not hardly. Surprised that the guy running one of the biggest energy-related companies in the country might be asked for some input on how our government might relate to that industry? I'm not. Sort of like how I wasn't surprised that the previous administration tried to form a major revision to the very nature health care in this country while "behind closed doors," using the president's wife to run the process. Treasonous? No, just behind closed doors.

    Personally I don't care how many meetings an executive branch official has as they form their personal opinions about how to form a given policy. The executive's actions under the policy are that which need to be transparent. We just now got an energy bill signed (it's been rotting in congress for years). There's nothing hidden or non-transparent about it in any way. There's a lot of nonsense in it to be sure, just like there is in the recent transporation bill. But you can see it, and know which congressman to roast for it (hint: the ones that have multiple federally funded bridges and highways named after them while they're still in office... say, Robert Byrd?).

    disregard for the opinion of half of this country while claiming a mandate

    Hmmm. So, Bill Clinton got elected with less of a majority than Bush. And yet, he acted on matters according to his own judgement and taste. Who says he was ignoring the half of the country that didn't vote for him? Likewise, Bush's team may listen, but there are very few policy issues upon which their general sensibilities weren't loudly advertised during the previous election cycle. And he got more votes than the first time around. He's really not doing anything (or skipping anything) that he did address during the election. Kerry's spectacular lack of saying anything specific is probably what cost him the election.

    As for C

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  300. Re:Word From the Whitehouse - George Bush=ASSHOLE by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    George bush has han incredibly BIG ASSHOLE. I think it is all of his FARTING that have caused the entire climate problem. No wonder he keeps denying that the problem exists. I think he is embarrassed about his farting problem...............

  301. Re: Meh. by rsynnott · · Score: 1

    Y2K was not overblown. It was simply dealt with.

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  302. population decline by falconwolf · · Score: 1

    I suspect the human population will be in the hundreds of millions, by the end of the century, rather than the projected tens of billions.

    In some places the population is already declining. The fertility rate for children is 2.1 yet many places have under 2 births per couple especially in western Europe. Fact is is that as education, equality, and income increases birht rates drop. China and India, the two largest countries in population, are both seeing declining fertility rates dropping in properous cities. Populations are starting to level off and in 20 to 50 year could be steadily declining at current rates. It's sad to say, to some anyway, that as wages raise the perception of the need to have children drops, where before people felt they had to have lots of kids so they can be taken care of in old age, people now feels having children gets in the way of their careers, lifestyles, and such.

    Falcon
    1. Re:population decline by dafz1 · · Score: 1

      Why do you cite China for decreasing fertility as though it's occurring naturally?

      China requires a license for having children, and usually, couples are allowed to have one child. That, occasionally, leads to couples killing daughters, as boys are greatly preferred. Both of these will have dramatic affects on population changes in China, at least in the "prosperous cities".

    2. Re:population decline by falconwolf · · Score: 1

      Why do you cite China for decreasing fertility as though it's occurring naturally?

      I cited both China and India as they are the two most populous nations with about a third of the world's poulation. While it may not be "natural" in China with thier policy of promoting one child per couple but I know of no such policies in India. If you want something else here's an excerpt from Todayonline:

      Oh Baby! Look what's in vogue in France
      French women are now having as many babies, proportionately, as mothers in Catholic Ireland. Both countries have the highest birthrate in the European Union: 1.9 children per woman, as against an EU 25-nation average of 1.4 (a figure implying sharp population decline. Singapore's is about 1.2). At the same time, France has the highest rate in the EU of female employment and professional activity: 80 per cent of French women between the age of 24 and 49 work, including those with children under three years of age.

      Ireland and France together having the highest birth rates for women have 1.9 children in Europe whereas Europe's average is 1.4 which is considerablely under the replacement rate of 2.1 children per woman.

      Falcon
  303. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    It's Chile, btw. Unless you're from the south, there's no chili country.

  304. Re:Meh. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Right....what about all those crappy 20 year old yugo's and volkswagon's running around on the European highways spewing tons of crap into the air.

    Make sure your own house is in order before complaining about someone elses.

  305. Same old ... by Blitzshlag · · Score: 0
    "New Scientist Reports on a remarkable runaway process of global warming that has been going on in Siberia for the past few years"

    Sorry, I stopped reading right there ... Did they manage to fit the whole world inside of Siberia? Oh no that's right, its people generalizing localized data again.

  306. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Lars+T. · · Score: 1

    Nothing but ad-hominems from you. Who was surprized?

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  307. Good analogy by slumberer · · Score: 1

    Here's another analogy. There is a colored plastic cup upside-down on a table. Underneath is either a mini-cupcake or termite digging into the table. Scientists hear scratching noises through the cup, but can't lift it. Either we fix the problem (smash the cup) which might ruin a cupcake if that is under it, however if it's a termite, we stop an infestation before it enters the table. If we wait around and double check our readings to confirm a termite, it will burrow into the table and squishing it will no longer be possible


    The odds on the cupcake making the scratching sounds are pretty low. Taking the risk and smashing that cup looks like the best option.

  308. Re:Yeah, but... by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I've not only seen no such demonstration, I've heard quite a lot of information to the contrary, not least from people who work in the same organization as the woman in question (I live in the DC area - unless you're a complete basement dweller, it's hard not to make at least some friends in that arena).

    And washington DC is that last place I would expect someone to lie to me. Your happen to have all the inside information that is on the Rove talking points. I wont stoop so low as to pretend I have inside information but I will point out the fallacy oh yours.

    Lie 1: Plame was working under cover, not a simple analyst. That makes her covert and the CIA have said that her identity as a CIA agent was not know and was not suppose to be revealed.

    Lie 2: She was an agent and does not have the authority to send ambassadors off on missions for the government. She may have reccomended him but someone with authority would have to send him. I wont pretend to know who that was but I know it wasn't her. He has only said he was sent by the CIA in response to questions Dick Cheney had about the issue. If he didn't mention her, perhaps because it was clasified she was in the CIA.

    Lie 3: His mission was clear. It was already widely reported by the IAEA that the documents were bogus and he was sent there to verify that because there seemed to be 2 sets of documents. He came back and reported his findings to the CIA that the documents needed 3 signatures to be valid which they did not.

    Lie 4: Claiming he is partisan is silly concidering he was first hired by George H. W. Bush rehired by Clinton and rehired yet again by George W. Bush and had not been politially critical of any of them. He only spoke out when Bush gave the state of the union address and stated that Saddam had tried to buy yellow cake from Niger. He knew this was not true and he knew that the administration knew it was not true. He did what I would expect of any American and point out we are being misled. He political views are a red herring especially since none of us have any idea what they were up until he broke the story of Bush's propaganda. He is no doubt anti-Bush now after seeing the way the truth is disregarded and his wife was put in danger.

    Lie 5: None of us know what was said between Rove and the various reporters, unless someone has tapes. Pretending to know what was said is stupid. Rove said he didn't know the agent's name until he was told by the reporters, All the reporters except Novak said they didn't know until he told them. Novak hasn't said what he testified to as how he found out and who he told but judging by his actions, he's on the edge about something. Even if Rove didn't mention any names, it is illegal to cause someone to find out, as in giving enough information so they can find out on their own. If I were to say Maria Shriver's husband was a CIA agent, we all can find out who that is. If I knew it were true, I would be in trouble right now. By purposely not giving her name but saying his wife works for the CIA implies he knew it was true and was trying to split hairs to try and stay barely legal.

    As for the rest of your rant, "Blame Clinton, Kerry, actors, and the liberal media" only gets you so far. Bush is a great guy (greater than Churchill, if you believe Ari Fleischer) but all his failures are because Clinton got a blow job? Come on, Bush has been a failure all his life. If he wasn't in the Bush family, he'd be on Jerry Springer.

  309. Earth to Kaneda by MichaelPenne · · Score: 1
    Crighton writes science fiction.

    Ooo look out for the evil space bacteria!

    Try this for some real sciencey stuff, easy on the fiction.

    1. Re:Earth to Kaneda by Kaneda2112 · · Score: 1

      Hey, I just don't think debate should be stifled because people have preconcieved notions - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/ne ws/2005/05/01/wglob01.xml&sSheet=/news/2005/05/01/ ixworld.html "Leading scientific journals 'are censoring debate on global warming' By Robert Matthews (Filed: 01/05/2005) Two of the world's leading scientific journals have come under fire from researchers for refusing to publish papers which challenge fashionable wisdom over global warming. A British authority on natural catastrophes who disputed whether climatologists really agree that the Earth is getting warmer because of human activity, says his work was rejected by the American publication, Science, on the flimsiest of grounds. A separate team of climate scientists, which was regularly used by Science and the journal Nature to review papers on the progress of global warming, said it was dropped after attempting to publish its own research which raised doubts over the issue."

  310. Re:Yeah, but... by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    Bah, stupid me, clicked submit instead of preview.

  311. Crichton is crap on this stuff by Evil+Pete · · Score: 1

    I remember the article you are talking about it was one of the longest ad hominem arguments I have ever seen. But never once did it ask the question "Is global warming actually occurring?". I found the article to be totally vacuous, and I can't believe anyone with any training in analysis could read it and take it seriously.

    Some years back I read a book of Crichton's called "Travels" which was autobiographical. A very good book with interesting insights. But his attitude to science was very negative. He described psychic events in his life that warranted some investigation but his attitude was that science is filled with too many people with agendas to see the truth about anything. Hmmm. He may be trained as a medical doctor but he has gone native. He's done a Carlos Castaneda or whatever. I actually have a deep soft spot for the mystical view of the world but it has to be tempered with the scientific. Crichton fails dismally.

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    1. Re:Crichton is crap on this stuff by Madcapjack · · Score: 1

      Evil Pete, I'm not going to argue with you (wouldn't be my inclination anyhow), but I find it funny that you write "...the article you are talking about is one of the longest ad hominem arguments I have ever seen", and then proceed to give an ad hominem argument yourself directed at Crichton.

  312. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Royster · · Score: 1

    It can _always_ be a candidate to be better understood, revised or outright discarded.

    Of course, but, as I said, no scientist wastes their time trying to disprove accepted science. They may find a result which is inconsistant with accepted theory and publish it, but no one is going to try to disprove gravity or even go out of their way to verify it.

    The moment one theory is put on a pedestal, it's suddenly taken as a 100% finished and definitive fact, that noone should ever question, it stopped being science.

    That's some chip on your shoulder. If you want to challange accepted results in science, you have to work at it to be taken seriously. You learn the basic science in the field, you make an original contribution and that gets you credibility and the background necessary to work professionally in the field.

    It's not that no one should ever question it, It that not just anyone should question it.

    I accept the judgement of the leading scientists in the field -- that there is sufficient evidence for global warming caused by the effects of human activity. At some point, critics need to stop complaining there isn't enough evidence and start finding refinements for the accepted theory.

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  313. Another wasted moderation by Snaller · · Score: 1

    Damn these children shouldn't be allowed to mod.

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  314. Re:Yeah, but... by Darby · · Score: 1

    Sorry, I've not only seen no such demonstration, I've heard quite a lot of information to the contrary, not least from people who work in the same organization as the woman in question (I live in the DC area - unless you're a complete basement dweller, it's hard not to make at least some friends in that arena).

    I don't live in that area, so while I'm not a basement dweller, I have no such insights. I know that he has been fingered as the person who released that information. I also know a fair bit about his history, which is among the sleaziest in the sleaziest of all professions.
    Given that there is nobody else (well, besides our enemies) who would benefit by the release of that information I'm really at a loss as to who else it could be especially given the administrations complete stonewall on it. So proven in a court of law? Never happen with this administration. Proven to me. Yep.

    Treason, in my mind, is more like using the last few minutes of your time in office as president to dole out presidential pardons to fugitive millionaires with family members that have promised to help finance your legacy library in Little Rock.

    Wow, I was really hoping it wouldn't even go to DvR

    I hate both parties. Their very existence is completely contary to what this country could be. They exist solely to game the system.

    Clinton is gone now, and Kerry never was.

    The Bush family though is quite possibly the worst possible choice.

    Good old Prescott was almost brought up on the treason charges he richly earned by trading with the Nazis while we were at war with them.

    George senior was head of the CIA when Kennedy was assassinated. I certainly have no new information on that particular incident, but it is certainly critical that the details of that become public knowledge yet the records are sealed until everybody involved is dead. Again, I have no particular speculations, but if there is anybody in the world who would know the details he's it.
    And given that you live in that area, you must know more than most that knowledge is power.

    Then you have the fact that he was essentially president while Reagan was in office since Reagan was a vegetable. What happened there? Torture schools in Central America, various terrorists funded, trained and supplied (wow, including those who we're at "war" with now), the CIA taking an active role in the interntional cocaine trade (seriously check their website), trading drugs for weapons to sell to more terrorists since they couldn't get the money from congress to do it.

    What happened? Well, good old George senior pardoned them all. Now they're making millions doing radio shows (Ollie North), or given control over Total information awareness (Poindexter... oh right, that went away when it didn't get the right approval numbers..sure it did).
    Or good lord (different area of crime, but..) Henry mother fucking "The illegal we do right away the unconstitutional takes a kittle longer" can't leave the god damned country because he would get prosecuted for crimes against humanity in several countries and rightly so Kissenger was the first choice to head up quite possibly the single most important investigation in the history of this nation.

    Then you have the S&L scandal. Oh good lord what do you know. Bushes galore were neck deep in that.
    That was billions (some would put it at over a trillion) dollars stolen from you, me and everybody else. Wow, again nothing happens.

    Then you have the 2000 elections. Well, if you can still defend any Bush at this point, you clearly haven't looked very deeply into what went on there.

    So Clinton? Kerry?
    If I knew nothing about them and you called them scum, I would not disagree based solely upon the nature of the system.
    But three generations of organized, well orchestrated treason.... the comparison is nonexistant.

    Personally I don't care how many meetings an executive branch official has as they form their personal opinions about how to for

  315. Issue Is Moot Til At Least 2008 by cmholm · · Score: 1
    The Bush Administration has made it abundantly clear that they don't care about global warming. It doesn't matter if they believe the evidence or not, because it's stated policy that they aren't going to do anything about it, except to band-aid what ever effects come down the pike, just like any other heavy weather. The only "action" they will be pursuing is to scuttle Kyoto-like treaties and suppress supporting research, so that ignoring the problem doesn't become too much of a political and PR pain in the ass.

    The only exception to the blanket statement above is if a plurality of large US-based enterprises come to the corporate conclusion that their mid-term profitability (10 years) will get seriously screwed without some major action. Given the gradual nature of the climate change, the chances for this are about zero.

    So, if you want to even attempt effective action against global warming, your major thrusts are: 1) try to wake up the other stockholders at firms your 401(k) invests in, and 2) contribute money and time to elect a candidate that supports action, and has half a chance of getting a GOP or Democratic nomination.

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  316. Re:Yeah, but... by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    "What we have in America currently is essentially socialism for the rich and capitalism for the rest of us."

    You call it socialism put when the prefered party gets the social benefits, it's closer to communism. At least communism as practiced by Stalin, Lenin and Hitler. When you add that to the capitalism for those not in the party, it's called fascism. I trust you knew that, I'm pointing this out for others.

  317. Re:Yeah, but... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "But you'll notice they've managed to avoid seeming bristly and overtly hostile, as a regime, as opposed to those charming Taliban folks, or Saddam, or North Korea, or the delightfully late Yassir Arafat, etc."

    The "Regime" are "paid" by the US to keep the oil flowing, why would they get bristly, the West is all they have to hold back a Coup. Saddam was used and openly supported by the US as a buffer between the Saudi's and the Iranians to prevent the overthrow of the "Regime". Isreal is pointing nukes at everyone with US backing. Nobody can stop them (and Egypt) from setting up a giant concentration on the only strip of land they have not managed to steal, apparently even God agrees with them.

    The US acts like any other nation or large group (mob), complete disregard for it's "victims" as displayed in your comment regarding Arafat. Saddam was a proxy for the West who got too big for his boots, speaking of proxy's, the Saudi's tribal warriors, (Taliban), were also in that category. The decline of the USSR and Saddam has left a power vacum in the oil rich middle east, every pig in the world wants to stick his nose in the trough.

    Since it was formed the permenent members of the security council have been having wars between each other using thier proxy nations, that way no member gets obliterated by nukes. The problem for the rest of the planet is that US military might is now judged against all others combined and some of the upstart proxies are making thier own nukes (look at how differently Pakistan is treated since it obtained a few bombs).

    In the end we all die, some of us will suffer terribly, others will simply not wake up. If there is "something more" to life then, (to me at least), it is the success and wellbeing of my offspring. I am probably too old and smoke too much but many of you will live to see oil run out and the ecosytem collapse, a very large part of humanity will starve to death. Considering what happened on Easter Island, Soylent green may yet be coming to a supermarket shelf near you.

    I don't think there is much we can do to avoid a dramatic population drop sometime soon, unfortunately (like the Easter Islanders), the first industrial revolution has failed to comprehend natural limits. Just because the whole planet's ecosystem is involved does not mean the outcome will be any different.

    I don't think you are an idiot or a bad person, you take the "survival of the fittest" approach others take the "women and chiildren first" approach. Neither will spare Humanity from a swift demise.

  318. Re:Yeah, but... by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    "You mean the efforts we thought were farther along, in Saddam's pursuit thereof? That would be "we thought" as in, we and the intelligence agencies of a dozen other countries (including France, Germany, Russia, and so on)."

    No, I think he means Saddam's WMD programs that both Powell and Rice said no longer posed a threat in 2001. I think he means the WMD that the UN inspectors said were destroyed in 1991. I think he means the nuclear material that was known about and secured by the IAEA, at least until the occupation by US forces which allowed much of it to vanish.

    The lie that other countries shared the Bush administration's fears of WMD has fallen out of favor. The current lie is that we wanted to bring them peace and happiness and the freedom to buy big macs. Check your inbox for current talking points, will you?

  319. What does divided mean anyway... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    Hey, in what sense did ou mean divided?

    Divided like 50-50, 60-40, 70-30, 80-20, 90-10, or 99-1?

    What's funny here is that other scientists have researched the "consensus" of climate scientists. Either read their analysis or do your own and then get back once you've learned the answer. Then compare your new understanding to your use of the word divided and tell me how it compares to the splits above. You might learn that "A majority of climate scientists argue that global-warming has significant anthropogenic factors".

    Semantics is important in this case because one could fairly say that "humanity is still divided on whether the Earth is flat." It is of course intellectually dishonest to frame the debate in such a way.

    In summation, use precise language. Otherwise your statement is meaningless and adds nothing. But then again, saying "a minority of climate scientists discount human carbon forcing" (i.e., using a meaningful qualifier) undermines your agenda.

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/summary/306/ 5702/1686?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT= &author1=oreskes&searchid=1103210845409_5389&store d_search=&FIRSTINDEX=0&fdate=10/1/1995&tdate=12/31 /2004

    If you have a valid critique of this majority, feel free to submit it to Science, you might get published!

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    1. Re:What does divided mean anyway... by khallow · · Score: 1
      What's funny here is that other scientists have researched the "consensus" of climate scientists. Either read their analysis or do your own and then get back once you've learned the answer. Then compare your new understanding to your use of the word divided and tell me how it compares to the splits above. You might learn that "A majority of climate scientists argue that global-warming has significant anthropogenic factors".

      I had to backtrack along this tremendous thread, the claim I had in mind comes from the GOOFUS/GALLANT comparison.

      GOOFUS claims the sky is falling and we have to take painful steps to reduce CO2 emissions now.
      GALLANT claims the free market will take care of it and recommends solving the problem by conning Zimbabwe out of their pollution credits.

      I agree that most climatologists agree with your above statement. My point is that we don't know what extent of global warming is due to man nor do we have reasonable models for balancing CO2 emissions, the resulting climate effects, and the global economy (under various models of fossil fuel consumption). I despise the attitude that global warming is an emergency (merely because we believe it is man-made) and we need to do something poorly thought out now rather than figure out how big the problem is, how we can stabalize it while minimizing the damage to the global economy, and then acting.

      The problem here is that a solution to global warming isn't going to be decided by climatologists. That larger group is heavily divided by even the fundament theories like whether man is contributing to global warming. Obviously, a large part of that is because growing fossil fuel consumption is in the interest of certain wealthy and powerful groups.

      My point here is that it's not just a narrow hypothesis that's been pretty much verified by a small group of scientists. We now have to decide what to do *if anything* about it. That's what this whole thread is about.

    2. Re:What does divided mean anyway... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Oh! You mean the economists and political organs are divided (and thus the populations they control and the lobbies that fund them). Well sure, that's obvious. I guess the headache comes from people who say "global warming isn't happening" because it is; or that "credible scientists are still arguing about it" which they aren't. Credible scientists (published in peer-reviewed journals, without blatant conflicts of interest, whose results are verifiable and repeatable) have reached a "consensus" (the meaning of which we've discussed).

      I thought when you said "Well, sorry, but science is divided on the issue" (emphasis added) you meant the scientists whose life work was to study this phenomena. Sorry. I guess my point stands from my last post above... Be precise in your language and we wouldn't have these misunderstandings.

      Anyway, I agree that there is debate about what to do when, how and if. It's not gloom and doom to say we may already be fucked so it's not worth it in the short term to do anything; If you are going to crash into the wall regardless, why apply the breaks?

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    3. Re:What does divided mean anyway... by khallow · · Score: 1
      I thought when you said "Well, sorry, but science is divided on the issue" (emphasis added) you meant the scientists whose life work was to study this phenomena. Sorry. I guess my point stands from my last post above... Be precise in your language and we wouldn't have these misunderstandings.

      You seem to think that it's all settled now that there's a concensus on a particular (though important) item, namely that human activity is contributing to global warming. But there are crucial questions on which I don't see concensus. For example, what ceiling should we place on CO2 to prevent bad thing X from happening? What fraction of global warming is due to human activity and what fraction due to natural causes (particularly solar activity)? What effect would enforcing a CO2 limit having on the global economy and on society? Do "tipping points" exist?

      Also, while I suspect the concensus is genuine in this case, the ways (eg, counting research papers that espouse a particular view) I've seen it measured have been suspect. Namely, one is looking at public statements. The problem is that public statements often don't reflect private beliefs especially since what you say in a research article can effect your career for the rest of your life. An anonymous poll seems a more effective way to determine the true beliefs of a population of scientists.

    4. Re:What does divided mean anyway... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

      Also, while I suspect the concensus is genuine in this case, the ways (eg, counting research papers that espouse a particular view) I've seen it measured have been suspect. Namely, one is looking at public statements. The problem is that public statements often don't reflect private beliefs especially since what you say in a research article can effect your career for the rest of your life. An anonymous poll seems a more effective way to determine the true beliefs of a population of scientists.

      Well get to work! Science will probably publish it, so it's definitely worth the effort.

      Anyhow. We both agree: What to do about global warming -- if anything -- is up for debate, and I know of no "consensus" on that subject. Again, to give this dead horse one last blow, global warming is measurable fact; Science is not divided about this, and saying so harms the necessary debate.

      (tangent: physics isn't really up for politcs, even though it's a theory of gravitation, there's a very real chance that when I 'drop' something it will go down -- our language is even biased to this fact. This is the same for the "green-house effect". We have a good enough handle on the physics involved that we can say with certainty how much heat isn't radiated as certain concentrations of gas increases. So, physics tells us that increase the concentrations of "green-house gases" increases the tempurature of the global: Global warming. Combine trapped/unradiated heat with increased solar activity and god knows what else and there's just no denying it. Now, where do all the 'new' green-house gasses come from? ('new' because they were trapped away at some point, carbon is mostly conserved.) We can measure that too.) There is even "consensus" that there are anthropogenic factors (for the accelerating release of these gasses). What to do, nobody knows. Because again, we may have already crossed the line and aren't smart enough to know it yet.

      I imagine that when you take your poll, anyone with a degree in physics, and many other scientists with a strong physics background (at least thermodynamics) would not deny the process.

      Well, I'm done for now. Pardon any typos. Cheers.

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  320. Re:Yeah, but... by Darby · · Score: 1

    Fair enough.
    I was listening to some old MDC (80s punk band) recently and that was one of the lines from one song. That quote stuck in my head as amazingly perceptive given that it's 20+ years old now.

  321. Re: Third Post by gnuorder · · Score: 1

    The heating of the sea is one of the effects, not the cause. So far no one has come up with a credible natureal explaination of what is causing the land, air and sea to warm up. There is a very credible explaination that humans have caused this by releasing carbon in the form of CO2 and CH4, carbom which has been kept out of the natureal cycles for millions of years.

    Much like we reversed the growing hole in the ozone layer, if we cut down on the release of CO2, we may slow, stop or reverse the global warming. I agree more studies are needed to find out the best way to use our resources to do something about global warming.

    More studies doesn't mean deny that the problem exists. More studies doesn't mean fire or otherwise discredit and silence scientists who publish articles on the problem. More studies doesn't mean cut funding to research of the problem. More studies doesn't mean sit on your hands and do nothing and hope the problem goes away. Maybe Bush just wants to study how he can make money off global warming before he acts.

  322. Re:Enough.... by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    How about this article in Science about what "the consensus" means:

    http://www.sciencemag.org/cgi/content/summary/306/ 5702/1686?maxtoshow=&HITS=10&hits=10&RESULTFORMAT= &author1=oreskes&searchid=1103210845409_5389&store d_search=&FIRSTINDEX=0&fdate=10/1/1995&tdate=12/31 /2004

    This time when you read Mann et al or the IPCC report (knowing it has the weight of "consensus" and knowing what "consensus" means in this setting) it might have more of an effect on you. Maybe you won't be swayed by the 'balanced' reporting you see in the future. Maybe you'll see the riff on Goofus & Gallant in the humorous context for which it was intended (maybe you didn't know this was a riff; never read Highlights when you were little?). The public opinion on climate change has been bought and sold by lobbyists (that's the joke, Gallant isn't a scientist, he's a lobbyist); I see no problem poking fun at this. It's not about 'religion' or 'zealotry' it's about satire.

    Anyway, sorry you had to take some guff from the haters.

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  323. Greenland green!? By who's standard? by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1

    There is a reason why Greenland is called "Green"land. Because it used to be, well, green.

    Are you kidding?

    http://www.lonelyplanet.com/destinations/europe/gr eenland/history.htm
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/History_of_Greenland# Norse_settlement

    With the exception of some extra coastal areas during a brief period of north Atlantic warming, the majority of Greenland has been anything but green. Most consider the name as a bit of artistic license by a murderous exile. Is that ad hominem, I don't know; but if someone lead their whole life in the frozen north and then found a patch of mossy, rocky earth with minor permafrost and a couple months with vegetation he might consider that 'green' -- green like Siberia is green, green like any tundra is green. Florida is hardly any more floral than the rest of the unspoiled tropical wilderness was 1000 years ago... but we're stuck with that name too. I'm saying the names people give their homes/discoveries are hardly unbiased scientific data.

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  324. Only on /. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    " And it's also where I can get a -1 for saying what the majority already knows, but is afraid to say. "

    It's also where you can get a +5 for saying "Bush Sux" and complaining about your -1.

  325. Good idea by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    The only way to empirically find out "what part of global warming is natural and what part is due to human activity" is to keep pumping out CO2 and see what happens. That's what empiricism means.

    So, you're saying that the consequences of waiting for truly empirical evidence could be catastrophic? Let's all obey the commandments and go to church! If we wait for empirical evidence of a Deity (i.e. we die and see him) we're screwed (going to hell).

    See you Sunday!

  326. Too much atmospheric O2? by Mal-2 · · Score: 1

    The control for too much atmospheric O2 is relatively simple, and something we're already good at. You just have to burn stuff. If the level gets really extreme, stuff will burn on its own. It would be preferable to do it ourselves though, because with proper scrubbers we could sequester the CO2 output.

    I wouldn't worry too much about excess O2, that's something we know how to control.

    Mal-2

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  327. This is not the best source by jd · · Score: 1
    I'd have preferred to have found the paper cited in this article, which I know was published as this is not where I read the story first...

    Near-extinction of homo sapiens

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  328. Economics, politics, and scientific opinion by Phronesis · · Score: 1
    That you think a scientist's knowledge of economics would be relevent to his opinions about the nature of climate change says a lot.

    In a profound paper, "The Resolution of Technically Intensive Public Policy Disputes," [Science, Technology and Human Values 9(1), 39-50 (1984).] political scientist Harvey Brooks noted that when experts on nuclear energy were polled about three questions:

    • How quickly is demand for electricity likely to rise over the next 20 years?
    • How great are the reserves of high-grade uranium ore?
    • How quickly will the cost to produce photovoltaic cells drop?
    their opinions clustered. Although there is no reason for the demand for the supply of uranium to affect the cost of making of photovoltaics or vice-versa, almost all scientists believed either that
    • electricity demand would rise quickly,
    • that uranium was in short supply,
    • and that photovoltaics would remain expensive
    or else
    • that electricity demand would rise slowly,
    • that uranium was plentiful,
    • and that photovoltaics would quickly drop in cost.

    Further interviews found that opinions on these three scientific questions (scientific in the sense that predictions could be proved true or false by comparing them to what actually transpired) correlated strongly with political opinions about the desirability of building fast breeder reactors: those in the first camp (high demand, little uranium, expensive solar power) favored a crash program to build lots of breeder reactors while those in the second camp (moderate demand, plentiful uranium, cheap solar power) tended to oppose a crash program to build breeder reactors.

    This illustrates the extent to which, in cases where hypotheses cannot be conclusively proved or disproved (i.e., in Alvin Weinberg's term, the hypotheses are trans-scientific), scientists' opinions about purely scientific matters are inevitably colored by their political positions. This effect has been seen in many other cases, but Brooks was one of the first to identify it.

  329. Re:Meh. by Lost+Race · · Score: 1

    Sufficiently advanced Chinese are indistinguishable from elves.

  330. funny by elucido · · Score: 1

    Shouldnt the intellectuals be making the decisions? Do we really have room for stupid decisions? One stupid decision can and most likely will end our world.

  331. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Just on a side note, I'm assuming you are discussing a logical discussion here on slashdot. Because one on logic in the field of science has been held many times. It just hasn't gone well for those disbelieving it. And it isn't very surprising that it went badly, consdierng just looking at sattelite data lone is enough to show the planet is warming, then you can add weather stations, ice records, geological records etc etc etc.

    The anthropolical warming is more controversial ofcourse, but the general feeling is, is that the current warming is abnormally fast, considering data points they've managed to collect over millions of year of climate shifts.

  332. Who benefits? by David+Rolfe · · Score: 1
    That didn't answer my question though:

    ::Are climate scientists environmentalists? And ignoring that fallacy, if they [all] were, how would climate scientists "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

    :My take is that's who's issuing these global reports of gloom and doom.

    How would the scientists, or anyone, "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

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    1. Re:Who benefits? by khallow · · Score: 1
      How would the scientists, or anyone, "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

      First, I believe a lot of environmentalists are of the Luddite variety. They are opposed in principle to a heavily industrialized or technological society. Anything which slows that down, including environmental regulation, would be considered beneficial. Second there are other parties in the world that wouldn't mind seeing a weakened US. For example, China would favor on strategic grounds any policy which weakens US economic power (and hence US military power), because it would strengthen their own. They aren't alone in this. It surprises me that people don't understand this.

      ::Are climate scientists environmentalists? And ignoring that fallacy, if they [all] were, how would climate scientists "benefit greatly from a hamstringing of U.S. economic power through environmental regulation"?

      Glancing back through the thread, I'd have to say that probably a number of climatologists are environmentalists. But your question is poorly directed. I'm claiming that debate on global warming is being steered by the environmentists and industrial elements. The science has always been secondary to the debate.

  333. Ice freezing or melting? by rrgg · · Score: 1

    This is important information about Siberia, but keep this in perspective. Antarctica is seeing INCREASES in ice thickness, and that's where more than 90% of the world's ice exists. Another 3% is in Greenland, which means all that Siberian ice is a sliver on the global scale.

    1. Re:Ice freezing or melting? by Kevinv · · Score: 1

      proof?

      i've seen reports of increased snowfall in antartica, but not increased ice thicknesses. The increase in snowfall is predicted by models because of increased humidity from melting ice.

    2. Re:Ice freezing or melting? by rrgg · · Score: 1

      Nature magazine published something on drops in temperature in Antarctica and increase in ice thickness. Some new satellite measurements were also in Science magainze showing a thickening ice cap reversing earlier perceptions of melting. The LA Times just had something a few months ago about a steady increase since 1992. I'm not one to claim there are no climate changes going on, but I think reports about glaciers and Siberia have to be kept in perspective.

  334. Why, some of my best friends are REAL SCIENTISTs.. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Really, please, take my scientist.

  335. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    but no one is going to try to disprove gravity or even go out of their way to verify it.

    Literally millions of scientists re-verify gravitation every year as part of the introductory college labwork.

  336. Re:Can you spot the born-again zealot? by Uninvited+Guest · · Score: 1

    While I agree that all of these false arguments were used in the original reply, that's okay: it's comedy. If it were in a formal argument form, it would be appropriate to point out the logical fallacies. As an intentionally comical piece, the logical fallacies may be used legitimately to make it funnier or to heighten the impact. If I am not mistaken, the most appropriate response, if you're up to it, is a satirical retort.

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  337. Re: Third Post by skarphace · · Score: 0

    Evolve, huh? It's not like it takes millions of years or anything...

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