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  1. Re:Sigh... on Who Owns The Facts? · · Score: 1

    hmm, you're right! It doesn't say which kind of arms! So let's interpret it to mean the kind that grow out of our shoulders.

  2. Re:Nope on Will TiVo Destroy Ad-Supported TV? · · Score: 2, Funny

    I know Levitra will help me throw a ball through a swinging tire.

  3. Re:Old senators never die... well, almost on MPAA, RIAA Seek Permanent Antitrust Exemption · · Score: 2, Funny

    He perks up once he's had his cocktail of virgin's blood.

  4. Re:Sunset - politicians - war on The Sunspot Cycle Explained · · Score: 1

    I have it on good authority that day follows night. Your theory has been blown to pieces!

  5. Re:Impressive on Son of Concorde · · Score: 1
    How about rotating the cabin? You could build a fueslage composed of conentric cylinders, seperated by hrydraulic fluid, and rotate the inner cylinder inside the outer one. The seats would have to change their angle relative to the rotation while it started and stopped, else you would feel like you were in a constant bank.

    I know, wildly unfeasible, but it sounded cool when I thought of it.

  6. Re:Kasparov's nationality on Kasparov Wins Game 3 Against X3D Fritz · · Score: 1
    Hardly. It's the law in Japan. Any child born to ethnically Japanese parents (such as former Peruvian president Alberto Fujimori) is a Japanese citizen. If an American woman is visiting Botswana while pregnant, and has her American fathered child while there, then is the child Botswanan? No, the child is American. If the child is raised in Botswana, then you have a case. The initial post just said the Kasparov was born in Azerbaijan, not mentioning where he was raised. To be pedantic, one could say that he was a Soviet citizen, not a Russian or Azerbaijani one. I prefer to think that if his parents were from Russia, it is up to them to decide how to raise their child. I don't know where his parents were from, I was just making the point that the place of his birth has little bearing on his actual nationality. Does he live in Russia now? Does he hold Russian citizenship? If so, then he's a Russian.

    Also, fuck you, you bastard. There's nothing racist about asserting a point about how nationalities are accessed. If anyone is racist, it's you, for jumping to the conclusion. Do the world a favor and choke yourself to death with your white hood, racist.

  7. Re:Why these things get modded down on RIAA Threatens 15-Year-Old · · Score: 1

    The second I have to divert my attention from whatever I choose to some kind of misguided barratry, it's money out of pocket. If the RIAA ever comes after me (I don't share music files), I'll charge them the going rate: $100,000/hr.

  8. Re:Umm.... on Roadside Assistance System Used for Eavesdropping · · Score: 1

    No, it doesn't. RTFA.

  9. Re:Roundup? on SCO News Roundup · · Score: -1

    Hey, that was funny! Mod up someone.

  10. Re:Two words: on Apple Claims Ownership of Shareware · · Score: 1

    Who is he an employee of, again?

  11. Re:I know it sounds crazy, but on Softwar : An Intimate Portrait of Larry Ellison · · Score: 4, Funny

    Everybody knows that if a Mini and a unicycle mate, the offspring will be sterile.

  12. Re:Too little too late? on Utah Cities To Provide High-Speed Net Access · · Score: 1

    Hmmm... that really makes me wonder. Will they firewall this service, or have their routers redirect a certain amount of traffic to www.lds.org? I lived in Springville (Art City, my ass) for awhile. I wouldn't put it past 'em.

  13. Re:Kasparov's nationality on Kasparov Wins Game 3 Against X3D Fritz · · Score: 2, Insightful

    Doesn't make him not one, either. If your parents are Japanese, it doesn't matter where you're born. You're Japanese too.

  14. Re:Chilling on First Reproducing Artificial Virus Created · · Score: 1
  15. Re:Censored. on Wal-Mart to Launch Online Music Store · · Score: 1

    What's disturbing about Hastings? I used to live in Santa Fe, I thought it was a good place to grab hard to find used stuff, and their new selection wasn't half bad.

  16. Re:English for Geeks 101 on The Anatomy of Cross Site Scripting · · Score: 1

    YHBT. YHL. HAND. Duh.

  17. Re:Wow! on UIUC Creates World's Fastest Transistor Again · · Score: 1
    Wait, he isn't dead yet...

    That explains the rolling. Not to mention the clawing and screaming.

  18. Re:Emoticon? on Longhorn's Flash Killer? · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Nice. Mod Funny please.

  19. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    I think the architect is a compiler.

  20. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    How do you know any differently? Smith is unique among observed Agents. You see any others like him?

  21. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    Actually, the AC started the flaming, but whatever. The point is that you have to suspend quite a bit of belief in order to buy the concept of the Matrix, ie that human consciousness can interface seamlessly with a computer generated world, and that intelligent machines have enslaved humanity, and that "free" humans and Agents can bend the laws of physics within the Matrix, and that Sentinels can fly around with no visible means of propulsion, etc. To get hung up on a detail like Smith taking over Bane seems pedantic and, well, stupid.

  22. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    Um, Smith isn't unique because he did something no other Agent has done? Don't really follow your logic there, man.

  23. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    It can't, which makes this a SCIENCE FICTION FILM you dumbass.

  24. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1
    We are led to believe humanity survives in the matrix because the machines need a power source.

    This is a red herring, I believe. It violates the 2nd Thermodynamic Law, for one thing. I think the humans supply power to the Matrix, but the machine intelligences rely on other sources. One of the machines in the animatrix, a female one, makes a comment analogous to "all sentience is sacred". There are competeing factions among the machines about what to do regarding the "human problem". Some, like Smith, would have them just exterminated. Others find this morally unacceptable.

  25. Re:About the ending--**SPOILER** on 'Matrix Revolutions' Opens Today · · Score: 1

    If the machines don't understand emotion or free will, why did they bother to revolt against their human masters? Smith clearly hates humans and the Matrix, and would prefer them all destoyed. The Merovingian gets jealous, as does Persephone. These are sophisticated artificial intelligences, not simple machines. The fact that humanity continues to survive at all is a function of their mercy. If you haven't yet, go get the Animatrix. It answers a lot of these questions about the machines' motivations.