simple, lube up your younger brother, then begin fucking his ass. you may need to tie him down to guarantee that he doesnt fight back, as you will have to get a few friends together to fuck his tiny little ass for a few days straight. at the end of this buggery, shove an entire vacuum cleaner into his gaping anus, then turn it on. then be sure to place a large object into the opening on this gaping asshole, when the pressure builds up to the point of sucking the large object in, the universe will the collapse into your younger brothers rectal cavity. at that point, you have created a black hole.
if it doesnt work, keep trying until it does, youll get it eventually...
fuck man, you will love this, i mean hell, not having mice bite you out of the sheer level of pain they feel from you constantly fucking their ass will sure make your nights a lot easier.
It'll be hard to have TV ad campaigns for a website that say: "Okay, first, go to google, and then type in the following keywords, and then click the fifth entry that comes up!"
If nothing else, you'd have to update the silly ad every month depending on how google indexed you this time around...
Cuz remember programmers: in the real world you are fired if you consult with a co-worker;)
Taco, anytime you want to come work for my school, please feel free. When you're responsible for guaranteeing that the graduating students can think for themselves, making sure that they (and you) understand the difference between collaborating and cheating isn't something to make a snide joke about.
What's the range going to be on one of those nanobots? I can see how making it microscopic would be great to minimize disruption of ecosystems (although they'll probably get eaten in hoardes anyway), but I could also see how it could be counterproductive if you'd need billyuns and billyuns of them to get any sort of reasonable reading...
I find this really ironic, because everybody has been going on and on about what a monopoly Microsoft is, when what we have here is AOL/TW really taking advantage of their position.
Don't get me wrong, I always thought MS was the root of all evil, so this is catching me by surprise too.
You wouldn't have to combine the databases if all you were doing was providing a shell front-end to the different tools. You'd still have any number of databases at work on your machine, but it'd be transparent to the user.
Given that apt already handles.rpms, why bother?
It's not the what-it-can-do that concerns me, it's the how-it-does-it. To put it another way, given that emacs can already handle most filesystem functions, compile any language, check your newsreaders and email, and pretty much everything but make you breakfast, why bother creating any other applications?
(my favourite but will generate fear and loathing from our VB coders)
Dumb, obvious questions to follow.
How are the VB coders involved? Can you modularize it so that they don't even need to worry about what's going on with the development you're describing (just get their projects to use an ActiveX/COM reference that you create using VC++)? Will the threading need to be done in their VB applications?
There is nothing really more to say. If the suit had been accepted it would have meant that our politicians really are as dumb as Microsoft thinks they are.
You know, I understand that RMS is trying to get at the root cause of the problem, but if he spent just a little more time promoting open source applications that can handle the Word docs instead of trashing the Word docs themselves, he'd be doing a lot more good than he'd realize.
Face it: Word's "Save" icon saves documents as Word documents. Going from "Save" to "Save As..." and chosing a file type ("what's a file type?!") is a pain in the ass for many people. We should be trying to make life easier for others, not complicating their lives in order to make ours easier, particularly when it's a question of one extra step that needs to be applied on either end. Abiword, KWord, and a bunch of other applications are out there busting their ass trying to handle things like doc importing. Maybe RMS should spend a little more time applauding these groups instead of constantly being a naysayer.
Or, he can keep doing as he likes, and realize that he's only serving to marginalize himself more and more...
Why settle on one package format?
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The FAQ says that OpenPKG decided to go with RPM over all the others for whatever reasons. What I'm wondering is, why bother limiting yourself in that way? Meaning, isn't it a trivial matter to figure out what package type a file is, and use the appropriate tool to handle it?
My point is, I think that rpm, deb, and slackware's format are all mature enough that you can't really argue one over the other without getting into taste. Wouldn't the REALLY smart move be to try to come up with a tool that offers convergence?
(not saying that nobody hasn't, but I am saying that I think it's an outdated idea to go with one specific format over any other)
I wonder if this is what's going to be the next hot career -- being able to sort and analyze data. I'm guessing the training would have to be a hybrid of sociology and comp sci in order to wade through all the stats. I'm guesing that since our ability to gain data has outstripped our ability to process it, this is the time that people are going to start trying to make up the balance?
jesus fuck man, this guy is simply confessing his love of anal sex with hamsters to you. can you see that the above post was a cry for help? it is as though he is saying "fucking help me, my massive cock is jammed in a hamster"! fucking christ, show some sympathy.
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simple, lube up your younger brother, then begin fucking his ass. you may need to tie him down to guarantee that he doesnt fight back, as you will have to get a few friends together to fuck his tiny little ass for a few days straight. at the end of this buggery, shove an entire vacuum cleaner into his gaping anus, then turn it on. then be sure to place a large object into the opening on this gaping asshole, when the pressure builds up to the point of sucking the large object in, the universe will the collapse into your younger brothers rectal cavity. at that point, you have created a black hole.
if it doesnt work, keep trying until it does, youll get it eventually...
How Commander Taco can get an entire corn of the cob up timothy's butt. You don't want to know #13. It's just plain wrong.
fuck man, you will love this, i mean hell, not having mice bite you out of the sheer level of pain they feel from you constantly fucking their ass will sure make your nights a lot easier.
You mean the *BSDs ever take their cocks out of their hands long enough to do anything else?
How about the little mouse living in my ass? Would that be suitable for mars, you think?
You forgot about the 10 replies telling you things that you forgot to post.
(Now taking bets on whether this first hits -1 Troll or +5 Funny).
If nothing else, you'd have to update the silly ad every month depending on how google indexed you this time around...
Taco, anytime you want to come work for my school, please feel free. When you're responsible for guaranteeing that the graduating students can think for themselves, making sure that they (and you) understand the difference between collaborating and cheating isn't something to make a snide joke about.
How would this affect Mesa?
And I don't think the OMG is responsible for XML, are they?
"CORBA"? Don't hear many people spelling that one out...
What's the range going to be on one of those nanobots? I can see how making it microscopic would be great to minimize disruption of ecosystems (although they'll probably get eaten in hoardes anyway), but I could also see how it could be counterproductive if you'd need billyuns and billyuns of them to get any sort of reasonable reading...
Don't get me wrong, I always thought MS was the root of all evil, so this is catching me by surprise too.
Given that apt already handles .rpms, why bother?
It's not the what-it-can-do that concerns me, it's the how-it-does-it. To put it another way, given that emacs can already handle most filesystem functions, compile any language, check your newsreaders and email, and pretty much everything but make you breakfast, why bother creating any other applications?
Which Linux PDA is the easiest/best/most fun to develop for (if not develop on)?
Dumb, obvious questions to follow.
How are the VB coders involved? Can you modularize it so that they don't even need to worry about what's going on with the development you're describing (just get their projects to use an ActiveX/COM reference that you create using VC++)? Will the threading need to be done in their VB applications?
There is nothing really more to say. If the suit had been accepted it would have meant that our politicians really are as dumb as Microsoft thinks they are.
You know, I understand that RMS is trying to get at the root cause of the problem, but if he spent just a little more time promoting open source applications that can handle the Word docs instead of trashing the Word docs themselves, he'd be doing a lot more good than he'd realize. Face it: Word's "Save" icon saves documents as Word documents. Going from "Save" to "Save As..." and chosing a file type ("what's a file type?!") is a pain in the ass for many people. We should be trying to make life easier for others, not complicating their lives in order to make ours easier, particularly when it's a question of one extra step that needs to be applied on either end. Abiword, KWord, and a bunch of other applications are out there busting their ass trying to handle things like doc importing. Maybe RMS should spend a little more time applauding these groups instead of constantly being a naysayer. Or, he can keep doing as he likes, and realize that he's only serving to marginalize himself more and more...
The FAQ says that OpenPKG decided to go with RPM over all the others for whatever reasons. What I'm wondering is, why bother limiting yourself in that way? Meaning, isn't it a trivial matter to figure out what package type a file is, and use the appropriate tool to handle it? My point is, I think that rpm, deb, and slackware's format are all mature enough that you can't really argue one over the other without getting into taste. Wouldn't the REALLY smart move be to try to come up with a tool that offers convergence? (not saying that nobody hasn't, but I am saying that I think it's an outdated idea to go with one specific format over any other)
I wonder if this is what's going to be the next hot career -- being able to sort and analyze data. I'm guessing the training would have to be a hybrid of sociology and comp sci in order to wade through all the stats. I'm guesing that since our ability to gain data has outstripped our ability to process it, this is the time that people are going to start trying to make up the balance?
you swallow way too much sperm in your free time
jesus fuck man, this guy is simply confessing his love of anal sex with hamsters to you. can you see that the above post was a cry for help? it is as though he is saying "fucking help me, my massive cock is jammed in a hamster"! fucking christ, show some sympathy.
why is it that all of you banana fucking crossdressers are into talking about how badly you want to drink the sperm of bill gates.
in fact why dont you just come right out and say that you would like to drink your father's sperm from bill gates ass?
fucking faggots are going to rule this country one day.
that game is for raging cock masters, no wonder you like it so much