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  1. Re:Depressing, but not uncommon on Student Sues University Because She's Unemployable · · Score: 1

    The US has the largest economy in the world.

    No it doesn't (Country vs millions of USD GDP as per the IMF):

    1. European Union 18,394,115
    2. United States 14,264,600
    3. Japan 4,923,761
    4. People's Republic of China 4,401,614
  2. Re:back in my day on School System Considers Jamming Students' Phones · · Score: 5, Funny

    So are vocal chords

    Aw Christ... a chorus of crazy characters might use a corps of vocal cords to sing a chronicle of chromatic chords, but it's still spelled vocal "cords", not "chords".

  3. Let's get formal. on Linguistic Clue Pushes Back Origin of "World's Oldest Computer" · · Score: 2, Informative

    If we define "computer" as "turing machine", then yes it is a computer.

    People are using "IF-THEN-ELSE" as a touchstone for this. This is wrong. What the Antikythera machine is (if you're willing to encode the input and output digitally, which you may as well because of gear lash slop) is a Turing machine with an unwritable tape, otherwise known as an FSA (Finite State Automaton).

    An FSA, since it's a Turing machine, does effectively do IF-THEN-ELSE operations. The important thing is that it is not programmable.

    To put it in layman's terms, I could build a standalone computer that emulates the Antikythera, with the programming in ROM. It'll do everything the Antikythera does and vice versa, but nothing else. They are interchangeable. But mine does use IF-THEN-ELSE.

    Years back people used the two phrases "Computer" and "Programmable Computer" fairly distinctly. These days the word "Programmable" has become implied, hence the confusion.

    Maybe we should start saying "Nonprogrammable Computer" and "Computer" to clarify things.

  4. Smaller does not mean less dangerous on 10 Business Lessons I Learned From Playing D&D · · Score: 5, Funny

    Stepping on a d4 hurts a hell of a lot more than stepping on a d20.

  5. Re:Hams FTW on A Cyber-Attack On an American City · · Score: 2, Informative

    I never saw a mention of ham radio operators during Katrina.

    All that proves is that you are unable to google for katrina "ham radio"

  6. I've got a shape-shifting phone on Intel Envisions Shape-Shifting Smartphones · · Score: 1

    It's a Nokia E90 It goes from having a 240x320 display when being a phone to 800x352 with a keyboard when web surfing.

    It uses this awesome technology called a "hinge".

  7. Re:Python? on Reverse Engineering a Missile Launcher Toy's Interface · · Score: 5, Informative

    His python code is here. It implements a HTTP web server (as well as a command line and direct socket server mode) that directly invokes a DLL to control the unit. And so in the video he can control the thing using the web browser in his cellphone.

    All the code is only 283 lines and easy to understand. I don't see anything awkward about it.

    In what way exactly would Lua be better at doing that?

  8. Re:132 seconds to display simple HTML page? on VIA Nano Bests Intel Atom In Netbook Benchmarks · · Score: 0

    Ditto here (Acer Aspire One with XP, using a 1.6GHz Atom N270). About 3 seconds for slashdot.

    If firefox is already cached, it starts up in only 3 seconds.

  9. I can do nearly 200wpm on Dvorak Layout Claimed Not Superior To QWERTY · · Score: 1

    The secret is just to type "poise " over and over again...

    If people complain that the text doesn't make sense, I explain that it's sound poetry.

  10. Re:What makes Air Force One on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 0, Troll

    If not flown by the armed services, the call sign would be Executive One

    Interesting. So "Executive One" is what a Cessna 172 carrying the president would use?

    Perhaps they should simplify the whole affair and just use "Terrorist Target One" for whatever the president is in.

    (I keed, I keed!)

  11. Re:Buy European? No chance. on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 4, Funny

    How about Russian? Nothing would say badass as showing up in an An-225 Mriya

  12. What makes Air Force One on USAF Seeks Air Force One Replacement · · Score: 3, Informative

    Technically, "Air Force One" is the call of any aircraft that has the US President onboard. He could get into a Cessna 172 and it would use that callsign.

    The aircraft in TFA do not call themselves "Air Force One" when the prez is not aboard. I guess they just use their tail numbers then?

  13. Re:Power Requirement on Nvidia 480-Core Graphics Card Approaches 2 Teraflops · · Score: 4, Insightful

    If you really want to go back to the source, "giga" is Greek and uses a "j" sound.

    Consider the word "gigantic". It has the same root, "giga". Some people pronounce it with a hard "g", some with a soft "g".

    The language is a mess.

  14. That is awesome on Solving the Knight's Tour Puzzle In 60 Lines of Python · · Score: 1

    Thanks for finding it. I just knew generators would be the best way to solve the problem, but I was too lazy to try it. That code runs fast as all hell too; a 30x30 board is almost instantaneous. Plus it doesn't just find one solution; it finds all of them.

    Generators are a wonderful python feature. They're a cousin to Scheme's "continuations"; a similarly powerful feature.

    PS: I had mod points too, but they expired this morning. Sorry :-)

  15. Re:Well.. on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 4, Interesting

    Easter Eggs? No, funny comments/error messages, and bizarre variable names, absolutely.

    At one place I worked, the guy who wrote up the coding standard explicitly prohibited jokes in comments and humorous variable names. I'm not kidding.

    Presumably he will be reincarnated as a worker ant in his next life.

  16. Add something useful instead on Would You Add Easter Eggs To Software Produced At Work? · · Score: 4, Interesting
    Anywhere I've worked, we've always tended to add potentially useful but undocumented experimental features to our programs.

    Quite often they end up being useful and get cleaned up and documented in subsequent releases.

  17. Re:Ahh convergence on Why Netbooks Will Soon Cost $99 · · Score: 1

    I just carry a Nokia E90, often with the SU-8W bluetooth keyboard. You can see it in action here.

    I'm posting using that right now. Really it's like a little laptop, with a camera, FM radio and GPSadded. Oh, and it makes phonecalls :-). The only bad part is that it's fairly expensive.

  18. Re:That's odd on Artificial Gecko Adhesive, Now In Experimental Glue · · Score: 1

    Worse yet, it adheres only to artificial geckos. I don't see any future for this.

  19. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? on Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane By SMS · · Score: 1

    Throw around all the irrelevant ad-hominem remarks you want; it won't change the fact that I am right: signals will mix in a radio front end. It also won't change the fact that you're an ignorant troll who can't admit he's wrong.

  20. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? on Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane By SMS · · Score: 1

    LOL, an Anonymous Coward makes a clueless post. Film at 11.

    Heterodyning will happen in any nonlinear medium, such as a diode or just two pieces of nonsimilar metal being connected. In particular, it will happily happen in the receiver front end of pretty well any radio, such as a VOR receiver, or any of my UHF/VHF/HF tranceivers, because transistors themselves (e.g. GaAsFET front ends) do not have linear response.

    Take any scanner and drive through a downtown city and you'll get pager blare. That's your scanner's front end getting intermodulation (a.k.a heterodyning).

    Do you even have a scanner? No, I didn't think so, Anonymous Coward.

  21. Re:Hypocrisy is only wrong when someone else does on Google's Streetview Seen As Culturally Insensitive In Japan · · Score: 1

    I have blonde hair and blue eyes. Every time I have visited China I have been practically assaulted by Japanese tourists. They not only photo me. They try and touch my hair and start posing in front of me etc etc etc. Needless to say this was unappreciated.

    Blonde and blue-eyed here too. The same happened to me, but in Malaysia: I was in a museum, when a girls school class invaded. They were absolutely all over me, poking and stroking.

    Unfortunately I was 10 at the time, so it wasn't appreciated. Life can be so cruel at times.

  22. Re:Whats the tech hubub about cell phones? on Air Traffic Controller Lands Stricken Plane By SMS · · Score: 1

    The mythbusters experiment was highly flawed. They used a single cellphone for all their tests.

    There's this effect called "heterodyning", where two signals mix to produce two more (sum and difference). When you have multiple cellphones going on, their signals will mix to produce all kinds of nasty products. If one of them happens to land on the VOR/glideslope frequency, things can very suddenly get interesting.

  23. Re:Ham Radio is *so* twentieth century on FCC Dealt Setback In BPL Push · · Score: 1

    I'm a ham, so I hear plenty of ham activity on shortwave. However, the shortwave bands make up a small part of shortwave.

    HF (aka shortwave) makes up 1.8MHz to 30MHz. Have a look at this chart to see what parts are ham. It's not that much.

  24. Re:Ham Radio is *so* twentieth century on FCC Dealt Setback In BPL Push · · Score: 2, Interesting

    Spun the dial on a shortwave radio lately?

    The vast bulk of traffic that takes place on it is commercial and military, not ham.

    It's just that hams, having the technical savvy, were the first to raise a stink about it.

  25. Re:Worst ever API / proprietary C++ on Nokia to Acquire and Open Source Symbian · · Score: 1

    The python for S60 documentation is here.

    It is very well documented, and they have bindings for pretty well everything the camera does, including stuff like GPS and OpenGL support on fancier phones like the E90 communicator.