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  1. Troll???? on PayPal Goes Public · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    I see a moderator here owns penispal stock.

  2. AN EVEN CHEAPER SYSTEM OF CLEARING MINES!!!!! on Robot Mine Smasher · · Score: -1

    Just use Afghan kids and farm animals. They find them alright! Sometimes, they find 2! And since they are not worth the fucking air they breath, you keep costs low!!!

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  3. YAY FOR STALIN!!!!! on The Crime of Sharing · · Score: -1

    "The notification and control system for the air transport in Russia does not allow uncontrolled flights "

    A country that cannot feed itself supposedly has electricty and radars and whatnot? PRAVDA, MOI KURVA!!!

  4. ONLY Q FILTHY MEXICAN, SUCH AS HERR GONZALES... on What is .NET? · · Score: -1

    Would post first while anonymous. Die a terrible death, you fiend.

  5. I HOPE YOU UNDERSTAND... on Cactus Data Shield Tries Again · · Score: -1

    That you are a hero to all, here at slashdot.

  6. YES I SHALL HELP YOU SIR!!! on No-Tech Schools In Tech Land · · Score: -1

    You were far ahead of your time, killing filthy muslims. Indeed, you were doing God's work!

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  7. Re:Six degrees of Neal Stephenson on Australia Spying On Its Own · · Score: -1

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  8. You cockloving motherfucker. on Is Comcast Intercepting Packets? · · Score: -1

    I view only fresh images, not some hour-old cached shit.

  9. These are not techies! on The Laid-off Techie · · Score: -1

    Nor am I! I am an MCSE+MSDBA. I have offers UP THE ASS. When I am not inventing linux.

  10. HEH, MODERATOR GONNA GET BUSTED!!!! on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: -1

    Whover modded this one down is obviously a chowder-loving homofag! Metamod will expose you for the boy-lover you are, fag-o-mod!

  11. SIR, MANY OF US HAVE A SINKING FEELING!!! on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: -1

    But yours is due to an over-dosage of MAN-CHOWDER , I susupect.

  12. THAT MAY BE SO, SIR, BUT... on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: -1

    I would still rather fuck a woman then a artificial womb.

  13. I ONLY HAVE THIS TO SAY ABOUT THAT! on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: -1

    Huxley was a MOTHERFUCKER.

  14. DONATE YOUR ASS TO SCIENCE. on Lab Develops Artificial Womb · · Score: -1

    They can now make a womb out of it!

  15. COCKLOVING MODERATORS - MOD THIS SHIT UP!!!. on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    That was an excellent and humorous response to my post. MOD HIS SHIT UP, NOW!!!!

  16. SINCE I AM THE INVENTOR OF LINUX, LET ME TELL YOU! on Preemptible Kernel Patch Accepted · · Score: -1

    With the new kernel patch, you WILL recieve:

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    THANK YOU FOR USING LINUX!!!!!

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    "No, and there also aren't any that support MIDI"

    All of the actually funny comments are passed over by the cockloving moderators...

    I GHETTO-MOD YOU +1, FUNNY

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  22. I GOTTA SAY IT WAS A GOOD DAY! on NACI: Gov't of South Africa Pushes Open Source · · Score: -1

    I invented Linux, but since it is open source, I do not make much money off of it. Please support open source, and me!

  23. Re:A good start .. on NACI: Gov't of South Africa Pushes Open Source · · Score: -1
  24. You know... on NACI: Gov't of South Africa Pushes Open Source · · Score: -1

    Ever since apartheid ended in South Africa, and the niggers took over, that country hasn't been worth shit.

    At least under apartheid there was one segment of society that was succuessfull. Now, they are all nigger-poor.

    FILTHY COONS
    Can you believe those filthy kefirs, raping babys because they think that they can cure AIDS that way? Only a savage nigger could think like that.

    Anyhow, I have to get going. Alien54, it was great discussing racial science with you! Hope to see you around!

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