God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
* * *
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
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Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
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There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
* * *
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
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Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?
* * *
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
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These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
* * *
A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
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If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
* * *
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.
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I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Torvalds to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Linux leader Linus states that there are 7000 users of Linux. How many users of Linux are there? Let's see. The number of Windows XP versus Linux posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Linux users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Linux posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Linux. A recent article put MS Linux at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Linux users. This is consistent with the number of Linux Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of LUG's, abysmal sales and so on, VA Linux went out of business and was taken over by dead frozen monkeys, who sell another troubled OS. Now REDHAT is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
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I am sure that the slow rendering problems are IE6's fault, not your craptastic iBook's...
Dude, your getting a Dell!
You could just use IE6, and stop being a guinnea-pig for some cock loving opensauce company.
It is called 'Probable Cause', NOT 'Possible Cause', you ignorant fuckwad, and it couldn't be used for this. Public saftey isn't at risk.
POSSIBLE CAUSE!!!!! GODDAMN IT, YOU ARE STUPID.
Shut your cum-receptacle, fucker. Maybe if you were logged in, you'd have a point, but AC's get no voice.
The debate goes to SweetAndSourJesus. AC's never win.
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/Me then kicks your mac-loving ass back to the San Fransisco bath-house from where /you came.
Look! a unicode ass!!!
Who is the l3373st of them all?
That gibberish equals glorious ascii characters. You are now the official maintainer of the kernel source. Use your powers for good, not evil!
The linux-fag gets the boot, and the NT heroes get the raise! I LOVE A STORY WITH A HAPPY ENDING!!!
You filthy muslim, I demand that you SUT THE FUCK UP!!!
And if you are reading slashdot, you are one of his loyal subjects!
So there you are, trying to be a linux-fag, and you execute 'light.exe'? What the fuck, are you hooked on dos or something?
God has a hard on for Marines, because we kill everything we see. He plays His games, we play ours. To show our appreciation for so much power, we keep heaven packed with fresh souls. God was here before the marine corps, so you can give your heart to Jesus, but your ass belongs to the corps!
* * *
I bet you're the kind of guy that would fuck a person in the ass and not even have the god damned common courtesy to give him a reach around.
* * *
Who said that? Who the fuck said that? Who's the slimy communist shit twinkle-toed cocksucker who just signed his own death warrant?
* * *
There is no racial bigotry here. I do not look down on niggers, kikes, wops or greasers. Here, you are all equally worthless.
* * *
A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.
* * *
Jesus Christ Pyle, don't try too hard. If God would have wanted you up there he would have miracled your ass up there, wouldn't he?
* * *
Are you quitting on me?! Well, are you?! Then quit, you slimy fucking walrus-looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm going to rip your balls off, so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world! I will motivate you, Private Pyle, if it short-dicks every cannibal on the Congo!
* * *
These are great days we're living, bros! We are jolly green giants, walking the earth with guns. These people we wasted here today are the finest human beings we will ever know. After we rotate back to the world, we're gonna miss not having anyone around that's worth shooting.
* * *
A rifle is only a tool. It's a hard heart that kills. If your killer instincts are not clean and strong you will hesitate at the moment of truth. You will not kill. You will become dead Marines. And then you will be in a world of shit. Because Marines are not allowed to die without permission! Do you maggots understand?
* * *
If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, my word is poontang.
* * *
The dead know only one thing: it's better to be alive.
* * *
I guess they'd rather be alive than free. Poor dumb bastards.
Or you could use DNSTUFF. Whatever you do, don't waste your time with linux!
But we have had stupid linux users for only the past decade or so...
TOO many retards and defective people are allowed to live, and worse, breed.
While they are funny little bastards, (both the retards AND the gotards), they subtract from the stregnth of the gene pool, much as do linux users.
Linux is dying
Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Linux community when last month IDC confirmed that Linux accounts for less than a fraction of 1 percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft survey which plainly states that Linux has lost more market share, this news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Linux is collapsing in complete disarray, as further exemplified by falling dead last in the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.
You don't need to be a Torvalds to predict Linux's future. The hand writing is on the wall: Linux faces a bleak future. In fact there won't be any future at all for Linux because Linux is dying. Things are looking very bad for Linux. As many of us are already aware, Linux continues to lose market share. Red ink flows like a river of blood. FreeBSD is the most endangered of them all.
Let's keep to the facts and look at the numbers.
Linux leader Linus states that there are 7000 users of Linux. How many users of Linux are there? Let's see. The number of Windows XP versus Linux posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there are about 7000/5 = 1400 Linux users. BSD/OS posts on Usenet are about half of the volume of Linux posts. Therefore there are about 700 users of Linux. A recent article put MS Linux at about 80 percent of the Linux market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 Linux users. This is consistent with the number of Linux Usenet posts.
Due to the troubles of LUG's, abysmal sales and so on, VA Linux went out of business and was taken over by dead frozen monkeys, who sell another troubled OS. Now REDHAT is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet another charnel house.
All major surveys show that Linux has steadily declined in market share. Linux is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If Linux is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Linux continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this point in time. For all practical purposes, Linux is dead.
Linux is dying
A page-enlarging FP? This is a first, no?
I would like to add Arabs, Spaniards, and Protestants to the list.
We hate you for being such a simpering fop. Your poor taste in cinema does not factor in.
Normally, I would be the first to cry "FAGGOTRY!!!", but his comment was actually funny.
Might I suggest, Mr.AC, that you remove the patented 'silver-bullet' vibrating dildo from your ass when formulating posts.
Your penis could go back in time, and screw your grandmother, giver her prodigy 2 heads.
The possibilities are mind-and-pant-boggling.
'Cumplane' sounds like a linux-users dream.
How are you?
When I saw this screen saver, I immediately thought about you.
I am in a hurry, I promise you will love it!
This is one of the most productive trolls I have seen in a while. You got a lot of self-righteous fuck-faced cock-licker to-bite.
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HOORAY!
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HOORAY!
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HOORAY!