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  1. Re:Moore on Videophones Revisited · · Score: -1

    remember - in soviet russia, teh fuxor is YOU!

  2. Netcraft has confirmed: Duracell is dying on Linux Duracell CPU Load Monitor · · Score: 3, Funny

    It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: Duracell is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Duracell community when
    recently IDC confirmed that Duracell accounts for less than a fraction of 1
    percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
    survey which plainly states that Duracell has lost more market share, this
    news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Duracell is collapsing
    in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in
    the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Duracell's
    future. The hand writing is on the wall: Duracell faces a bleak future. In
    fact there won't be any future at all for Duracell because Duracell is dying.
    Things are looking very bad for Duracell. As many of us are already aware,
    Duracell continues to lose market share. Brown ink flows like a river of
    shit.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the rumors.

    Cum laude Theo states that there are 7000 users of Duracell. How
    many users of Caldera are there? Let's see. The number of SuSe versus
    Caldera posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there
    are about 7000/5 = 1400 Caldera users. Connectiva posts on Usenet are about
    half of the volume of Caldera posts. Therefore there are about 700 users
    of nig cum. A recent article put TurboLinux at about 80 percent of the Duracell
    market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 TurboLinux users.
    This is consistent with the number of TurboLinux Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of SCO, abysmal sales and so on, TurboLinux
    went out of business and was taken over by SCO who sell another
    troubled OS. Now SCO is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet
    another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Duracell has steadily declined in market share.
    Duracell is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
    Duracell is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Duracell
    continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
    point in time. For all practical purposes, Duracell is dead.

    Fact: Duracell is dead

  3. netcraft confirms Psion is dying... on Psion May Look To Linux For The Next Big Thing · · Score: 0, Funny

    It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: Psion is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered Psion community when
    recently IDC confirmed that Psion accounts for less than a fraction of 1
    percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
    survey which plainly states that Psion has lost more market share, this
    news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. Psion is collapsing
    in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in
    the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict Psion's
    future. The hand writing is on the wall: Psion faces a bleak future. In
    fact there won't be any future at all for Psion because Psion is dying.
    Things are looking very bad for Psion. As many of us are already aware,
    Psion continues to lose market share. Brown ink flows like a river of
    shit.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the rumors.

    Cum leader Theo states that there are 7000 users of nig cum. How
    many users of Caldera are there? Let's see. The number of SuSe versus
    Caldera posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there
    are about 7000/5 = 1400 Caldera users. Connectiva posts on Usenet are about
    half of the volume of Caldera posts. Therefore there are about 700 users
    of nig cum. A recent article put TurboLinux at about 80 percent of the Psion
    market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 TurboLinux users.
    This is consistent with the number of TurboLinux Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of SCO, abysmal sales and so on, TurboLinux
    went out of business and was taken over by SCO who sell another
    troubled OS. Now SCO is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet
    another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that Psion has steadily declined in market share.
    Psion is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
    Psion is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. Psion
    continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
    point in time. For all practical purposes, Psion is dead.

    Fact: Psion is dead

  4. Disney Website on Comcast Wants To Buy Disney For $66 Billion · · Score: 1

    Anyone notice its ran by go.com? (As in disney.go.com) Will Disney ever be innovative again, or are they going to farm out (go.com, Pixar) all the innovation from here on out?

  5. Re:Russia's first space rover on Russian Rovers on the Moon · · Score: 1

    Did you see the Lada website? It also looks like it was created during the Cold War!

  6. Re:Robots had another purpose on Russian Rovers on the Moon · · Score: 0, Flamebait

    Hey dick, learn to speak English first and then learn a something about the past, fucktard.

  7. Re:Welcome! on Russian Rovers on the Moon · · Score: 1

    imagine a beowolf cluster of redundant jokes!

  8. a subject on Microsoft Security Patch Fixes URL Security Flaw · · Score: 1

    This line opens with some mis-informed bullshit about a company that produces a proprietry operating system. This line refers to a bug uncovered when a dickhead used the OS. This line neglects to mention that the all open source alternatives either a) dont support the feature(s) or b) didnt support it until either SGI or IBM handed over the code. This lines makes a really annoying and tired connection with the Santa Cruz Org or Microsoft that is only understood by Stallman fanboys. This line is funny because the text is bold and italic. Now laugh you stupid little cunt.

  9. Re:Cash for updates? on Gates Provides Windows Crash Statistic · · Score: 1

    last time I saw msdn was free: http://msdn.microsoft.com/library/ as for VS being free, have you tried Web Matrix? ch