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  1. important comment on Linux Preinstalled Dell Available Soon · · Score: -1, Troll

    "Linux Preinstalled Dell Available Soon" Who gives a fuck?

  2. New owners beware... on Computer Associates Sells Ingres DB Tech · · Score: -1, Troll

    Ingress was a very good database, however (as anyone who knows about the DB) the new owners will have a major job transferring the existing users of the 3.4 BG license (subsection 8.9) over to the new build. It has a poison pill condition that prevents the previous users from compiling scripts with UTF-8 support which stops about 90% of Java frontends dead.

  3. Re:As Einstein once said... on New Discovery Disproves Quantum Theory? · · Score: -1, Troll

    And netcraft has confirmed "Quantum Theory is dead"...

  4. Re:1984? on Intel PowerBook Rumor Mill · · Score: -1

    Yeah and what the other 80's rock bands like Ozzy Osbourne, Kiss Poison, Def Leppard? I could go on, and I will, AC DC, Alice Cooper, Anthrax, Black Sabbath...

    what would they be saying?

  5. Re:Corporate dishonesty on Microsoft Plans Deliberate Xbox 360 Shortage · · Score: -1

    Actually, that's not 100% accurate, you are right about most things in your post, but you're incorrectly attributing it to 'dumping'. Dumping is actually when a foreign country 'dumps' cheap imports into another country, breaking trade rules in the process. Its nowhere near as much of a conspiracy as you'd like it to be. The term was first coined in the early 90's when (mostly) Chinese companies were illegally selling exported products to countries without abiding by the correct import processes and rules. For a simplistic example, consider the USA has car imports restrictions, or restrictions on sugar imports (mostly to protect the domestic producers), you cant just start importing cars or sugar (just because you have an excess of the product), you must follow the import regulations which these companies didn't do early on.

  6. Re:With an Attitude Like That... on Allard 'Gets Real' With IGN · · Score: -1

    Sounds like an exam question, A load of crock, Discuss:

  7. Re:Oh no, not again. on Tango Project to Make Open Source Beautiful? · · Score: -1

    shoulkdn't that be "a de-funk" night club ~swans~

  8. Netcraft confirms... on Free IDE Gambas Reaches 1.0 · · Score: -1, Offtopic

    It is now official - Netcraft has confirmed: GNU/Hurd is dying

    Yet another crippling bombshell hit the beleaguered GNU/Hurd community when
    recently IDC confirmed that GNU/Hurd accounts for less than a fraction of 1
    percent of all servers. Coming on the heels of the latest Netcraft
    survey which plainly states that GNU/Hurd has lost more market share, this
    news serves to reinforce what we've known all along. GNU/Hurd is collapsing
    in complete disarray, as fittingly exemplified by failing dead last in
    the recent Sys Admin comprehensive networking test.

    You don't need to be a Kreskin to predict GNU/Hurd's
    future. The hand writing is on the wall: GNU/Hurd faces a bleak future. In
    fact there won't be any future at all for GNU/Hurd because GNU/Hurd is dying.
    Things are looking very bad for GNU/Hurd. As many of us are already aware,
    GNU/Hurd continues to lose market share. Brown ink flows like a river of
    shit.

    Let's keep to the facts and look at the rumors.

    Cum laude Theo states that there are 7000 users of GNU/Hurd. How
    many users of Caldera are there? Let's see. The number of SuSe versus
    Caldera posts on Usenet is roughly in ratio of 5 to 1. Therefore there
    are about 7000/5 = 1400 Caldera users. Connectiva posts on Usenet are about
    half of the volume of Caldera posts. Therefore there are about 700 users
    of nig cum. A recent article put TurboLinux at about 80 percent of the GNU/Hurd
    market. Therefore there are (7000+1400+700)*4 = 36400 TurboLinux users.
    This is consistent with the number of TurboLinux Usenet posts.

    Due to the troubles of SCO, abysmal sales and so on, TurboLinux
    went out of business and was taken over by SCO who sell another
    troubled OS. Now SCO is also dead, its corpse turned over to yet
    another charnel house.

    All major surveys show that GNU/Hurd has steadily declined in market share.
    GNU/Hurd is very sick and its long term survival prospects are very dim. If
    GNU/Hurd is to survive at all it will be among OS hobbyist dabblers. GNU/Hurd
    continues to decay. Nothing short of a miracle could save it at this
    point in time. For all practical purposes, GNU/Hurd is dead.

    Fact: GNU/Hurd is dead

  9. Hmmmmmm on Free IDE Gambas Reaches 1.0 · · Score: -1

    Totally crush VB? Hmmmmm...

  10. Re:who else remmbers on Free Certificate Authority Unveiled by Aussies · · Score: -1

    whoa hooo! good one man.... kickin his fat fuckin lazy-ass... ass!

  11. Re:Oh Please! The land where police protect crimin on India's Digital Village · · Score: -1

    well dont you just have it all figured out, faggot boy

  12. MOD PARENT UP on Microsoft Offers A Peek At New Search Engine · · Score: -1

    This is the funniest thing I've read in ages, or does it just require too much intelligence to understand? Come on slashdot mods, this is great work!

  13. Re:0.9 Unstable on Firefox 0.9.1 and Thunderbird 0.7.1 Released · · Score: -1

    Its been perfectly stable for me. With extensions enabled and lots of themes, etc.

    Everything was preserved (history, bookmarks, etc) when I upgraded from 0.8 to 0.9

    You should have submitted a bug report and the problem you have mentioned would have been fixed.

    Ch

  14. Re:Infected ferociously on Corporate Servers Spreading IE Virus [Updated] · · Score: -1

    That comes directly from PORN sites dude, turn off javascript and you'll be OK, but dont use IE for surfing regular sites, IE is shit. Use IE without Javascript for porn & Firefox for normal surfing, simple.

  15. /.ed... on Constructing A Low-Power 2U Wireless Rack-Box · · Score: -1

    slashdotted already... that'l teach to not run your webserver off your wireless router...

  16. ebay is down on Akamai Having Problems? · · Score: -1

    ebay.com.au was down for about an hour, but up now.

  17. Hmmmmm on Hall of Fame Voting For Computer Museum of America · · Score: -1

    Im not very impressed with the list, nor am I with some of the previous inductees.

    Linus' has made great contributions to computers, but computer history? The _history_ part is still being made. Its not computer history yet, Linus is still relevant now.

    I still think the categories are too broad. Sid Meier was no doubt great for games, but is that really computer history? If it is, then why not nominate the first porn site on the Internet? Its doing the same thing. What about the first spammer? Should they be nominated? Hey, its a significant (negative) contribution to computing.

    The category should IMHO be hardware and level level software related. Jay Miner is good choice (father of Amiga) and Gary Kildall is another good choice (inventor of CP/M). But Linus? He is very significant, but how he ends up affecting the world is yet to be fully understood.

    Peace.

  18. Re:I don't know a good rate... on Reasonable Salary for Entry Level Programmers? · · Score: -1

    great sig, I like it.

  19. mod parent up on Hackers: Under The Hood · · Score: -1

    this is joke you wankers!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  20. what about the criminals? on Speculating About Gmail · · Score: -1

    What about if someone's email is needed to peice together a crime? Say an Internet stalking victims is killed, can the police request access to the email from Google?

  21. Re:I've seen Slashdot go down on MS Hotmail Offline For Hours · · Score: 0

    yep, just the other morning (Australia time) ./ was down (completely down, DNS error) for about 4 hours!

    People in glass houses...

  22. Re:Random Clipboard Snippet v4.0 on SCO Says They'll Sue A Linux User Tomorrow · · Score: -1

    StringBuffer r = new StringBuffer();
    r.append("<select class=select name=" + name + ">");
    ResultSet rs = executeStoredProcedureWithNoParameters(proc);
    while (rs.next())

  23. Yeap and... on Mounting Evidence for Water on Mars · · Score: -1

    In Soviet Russia the government finds water in YOU!

  24. frosty piss on Creative Commons Moving Images Winners · · Score: -1

    frosty piss

  25. Yeap and... on Get Listed Free In Gov't Open Source Directory · · Score: 3, Funny

    In Soviet Russia, the government lists YOU in a directory!