User: LuckyPhil

Re:Stupid Parents

On: Parents Sue School Over Use of Wi-Fi Network

The average person is a moron

What is even scarier, is that if the average person is a moron, then half of the population is even dumber than that.

:)

Portable black holes?

On: Investigating Artificial Black Holes

They suck!

Nothing New

On: Face Transplants On The Way

This is nothing new.

Politicians have been getting face transplants for years. There arse and faces are interchangable.

Jedi mind tricks again

On: Spielberg Denied Crack at Star Wars

Stephen: But I really want to direct this movie!!

<George waves hand in a jedi like fashion>

George: This isn't the movie you are lookig for
George: Move along...

Re:Grammatical correctness

On: Xbox Price Drops For Australia And Europe

Is this where all of our beloved undergraduate English majors surface?

Shouldn't that read:
- Is this where our entire beloved undergraduate English majors surface?

Yea, I've noticed poor grammar everywhere too! :)

Re:Uses?

On: The Teddy Borg is Alive!

I suppose you could install the switch inside a Furby.

Then you would have a fast ethernet switch that really "loves you"

Re:Earliest potential occurrence

On: A Timeline of the Future

Time going backwards?

I'd prefer that than the current time direction.

Just imagine, instead of growing old and "fading away", you ending your life with an orgasm!

Kinda reminds me of the Red Dwarf episode "Backwards"

Microsoft developing transparent concrete??

On: Transparent Concrete

It's a conspiracy I tell you!!!

Microsoft have been developing transparent concrete for a while now..

fine aggregate = Windows CE
course aggregate = Windows ME
binding agent = Windows NT

Mix them all together and you get

Microsoft CE-ME-NT

Re:Oh, by the way...I have another certification,t

On: Borland C++ For Linux

Minesweeper Consultant Solitare Expert

Re:Could anyone explain

On: Mars Odyssey Completes Aerobraking

What's the point of going to Mars, when most of the powers in this planet are at the brink of nuclear war?

When the world powers are throwing their nuclear pencils at each other, wouldn't it be handy to go somewhere else after the aftermath?

When you have read the Mars trilogy by Kim Stanley-Robinson (Red Mars, Green Mars, Blue Mars), you will realise that it is only a matter of time that we start to utilise the resources of space. Mars appears to be the closest candidate for colonization.

Personally, I'm still waiting for someone to discover the planet Rupert. :)