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Face Transplants On The Way

kwertii writes "A British surgeon claims face transplants are just a few months off. The procedure "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears, nose, skin and bone from a recently deceased person." The problem? Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?"

214 comments

  1. Duplicate Articles by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    On the way!
    Moogle for con!
    Happy Thanksgiving!

  2. duplicate story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    or it's 5 days after all the other news sites, i'm too lazy to check which is the case.

    1. Re:duplicate story by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
      Yep, it's a dupe.

      May I suggest this article as a replacement?

  3. Sadly by newsdee · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Many people around the world are donating much more than a face for a quick buck. So, yes, some people will donate it if it doesn't kill them.

    1. Re:Sadly by MattCohn.com · · Score: 4, Funny

      You kidding? When I go, I'd be happy to donate for free!

      I mean, come on... everyone should have the opportunity to look as good as me.

    2. Re:Sadly by Warmth+Is+Life · · Score: 1

      It would be interesting to see the difference between living life with a gruesome caucasian face and living life with a handsome face of a darker shade...

    3. Re:Sadly by a-jfreak9 · · Score: 1

      wouldnt it be fraky if like a close relative died, and donated their face...and months later you saw the person who received the face walking around say ur work or something. leaves too much room for heartache i think. mother goes throught the pain of losing her son oor daugheter then sees them walking around the next month....ack...no sir i dont like it one bit

  4. Old news. by vilms · · Score: 0

    This was around yesterday. Wasn't it?

  5. This is a duplicate by Radagast · · Score: 3, Informative

    ...from a few days ago.

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    --Joakim Ziegler
    1. Re:This is a duplicate by jerde · · Score: 1

      Good GOD! EDITORS! WAKE UP!

      Why don't the higher-ups at /. care about all these duplicates?

      - Peter

      --
      INsigNIFICANT
    2. Re:This is a duplicate by MikeDX · · Score: 1

      Yay! Karma whoring time
      *goes to look for +5 mods from t'other day*

      "Uh... well, I don't know where Michael Jackson got his face from, but the nose is obviously from another planet."

      "I think this face transplanting has been going on for quite some time. Why, as a student I would go out to a bar and go home with a beautiful stunner. But, next day her face had been 'transplanted' leaving the stunner with the face of a munter. ;-) "

      Yes, it's a slow day :)

    3. Re:This is a duplicate by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Yesterday, actually. Has Alzheimer's already set in amongst Slashdot editors? Discuss amongst yourselves.

    4. Re:This is a duplicate by marga · · Score: 1


      And I though I was having a seriuos case of Deja Vu. First the Phoenix naming story now this one.

      I fear my co-workers may start duplicating as well soon.

      --
      Margarita.

      --
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  6. In your face! by neonstz · · Score: 5, Informative

    Repeat :) It's even referring to the same story.

    1. Re:In your face! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Insightful

      Perhaps slash should be rewritten so that a story containing the same link as a previous story is flagged. This would eliminate a lot of duplicates....

    2. Re:In your face! by b0r1s · · Score: 1

      Or better yet, allow users to moderate stories rather than just comments.

      If they start getting a bunch of negative moderations, remove them from the front page, and allow them to show up only in the designated section areas.

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  7. Hmmm ... by Rolo+Tomasi · · Score: 5, Funny

    If you look at the picture of Dr. Butler, you realize why he's working on this technique.

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    1. Re:Hmmm ... by Surak · · Score: 2

      Oh, gee, thanks, this guy could pass for my twin! I appreciate that, really I do.

      *sigh*

    2. Re:Hmmm ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I couldn't see anything wrong or malplaced. Michael Jackson on the other hand, is a sad story. Which is why persons who do this kind of surgery should REALLY think things through and REALLY need it (severe burn victims etc).

  8. DUPE! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  9. Jacko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    Uh... well, I don't know where Michael Jackson got his face from, but the nose is obviously from another planet.

    Ah, kamisama! Ore no atama ni ono ga arimasu yo!.

    1. Re:Jacko by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Offtopic??!! this was one of the most highly moderated stories last time around, and earned +5!! What's changed?

    2. Re:Jacko by Ponty · · Score: 1

      It could be the only legitimate application for 'redundant' that I've yet seen.

  10. Ever see Face/Off? by EverStoned · · Score: 0, Offtopic

    That's one of the great HKBO (Hong Kong Blood Opera) movies. John Woo is awesome. -1, Offtipic, I know, I know...

  11. Way to go, slashdot janitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/11/2 7/1639243&mode=nested&tid=134.

    You'd think you'd be able to check a day's worth of archives, right?

    - Anomymous Coward

    1. Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Janitor?

      Huh?

    2. Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

      I'm sure they'd prefer to label themselves editors, but look at the facts:

      1. They can't spell, and do absolutely no grammar or spelling correction.

      2. They don't do any research to ensure correctness. Duplicate stories, and complete falsehoods are posted as if they are new, valid articles.

      3. The only real purpose of the Slashdot Janitorial Team is to give a 'thumbs up' or 'thumbs down' to stories. An monkey with a diaper could do the same job, and make less of a mess of things.

      4. The only occasional worthwhile actions of the janitors is fixing the dying MySQL system. They've created a horribly designed database, and are trying to run a pathetic excuse for a relational DB on a second class OS. This system breaks constantly, and occasionally the slashdot janitors manage to fix it within the hour.

      There you have it. Proof that slashdot editors are really just janitors.

    3. Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "There you have it. Proof that slashdot editors are really just janitors"

      And that they can write code which runs this, and other, sites. What do you do for a living again?

    4. Re:Way to go, slashdot janitor by Ponty · · Score: 2

      I know a lot of janitors who probably have twice as much dignity as you. The elitism of the technology crowd really gets under my skin. I see it from my peers, and I sometimes see it from myself.

      When it comes down to it, I know a good number of janitors and service-industry employees with whom I'd rather associate than CS or IS majors.

      I'd rather be 'just' a janitor than a prick.

  12. Oh wait. It's a survey! by vilms · · Score: 0

    Well, I would donate my face. But as I resemble a sack of King edward potatoes, I'm pretty sure there would be no takers.

    1. Re:Oh wait. It's a survey! by DeadMoose · · Score: 1

      Well, I would donate my face. But as I resemble a sack of King edward potatoes, I'm pretty sure there would be no takers.

      Well hey, look at it this way; if you're really that ugly, maybe the world would be a better place with your face in a jar waiting for someone who needs it. Without a face of your own, you could probably get work in Hollywood since you could save them money on zombie makeup.

  13. I know what you all are thinking by ekrout · · Score: 1, Troll

    But hobbits shouldn't be raising human children!

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    If you celebrate Xmas, befriend me (538
  14. Deja View by thatguywhoiam · · Score: 5, Funny
    "Huh... deja vu."

    "What?"

    "Nothing... just a deja vu."

    "What exactly did you see?"

    "Uh... an article was posted, then the exact same article was posted again."

    "Are you sure it was the same article?"

    "Pretty sure, yeah. What's wrong?"

    "A deja vu is a glitch in Slashdot. It happens when they change something..."

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    If Jesus wants me it knows where to find me.
    1. Re:Deja View by kzinti · · Score: 2

      Tank! I need an exit! QUICK!

    2. Re:Deja View by Ledora · · Score: 5, Funny

      "A deja vu is a glitch in Slashdot. It happens when they change something..." Editors one hopes :P

    3. Re:Deja View by Howlett · · Score: 1

      This just made me crack up....
      Thanks for the laugh, i needed that....

    4. Re:Deja View by mrhandstand · · Score: 1

      Or when the DON'T change something. C'mon editors...I don't mind a slow news day. I mind people acting like we the readership are stupid.

      Jeezus

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      Always value the individual over the system. --Bruce Lee "I don't need a Sig - I have a custom 191" - me
    5. Re:Deja View by whterbt · · Score: 1

      "Are you saying I can dodge spelling errors?

      "No, Neo. I'm saying that when the time comes, you won't have to."

      --
      Too late to be known as Bush the First, he's sure to be known as Bush the Worst.
    6. Re:Deja View by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 2, Funny

      here, but dont call me tank.

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    7. Re:Deja View by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1, Troll

      here, and remind me to hit preview next time:(

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    8. Re:Deja View by pVoid · · Score: 1, Offtopic
      Speaking of which, why don't we just hijack this thread and turn it into a Matrix story?

      So how do you all feel about the new ones coming out? all hype or the real deal?

    9. Re:Deja View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      -1, Troll? It was funny :(
      see, he wanted an exit from slashdot... you mods have no sense of humor.

    10. Re:Deja View by miketang16 · · Score: 1

      There is no article....

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      -- George Orwell
    11. Re:Deja View by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      "No, Taco. I'm saying that when you own the website, you won't have to."

  15. correction by newsdee · · Score: 1

    I forgot that donators are already dead.
    Then, for sure, people will sell their face so their families can have the money.

  16. This is getting out of hand. by Angstrom91 · · Score: 5, Insightful

    Okay, the editors are human and make mistakes.. you can't expect everyone to know what everyone else has put on the site.. but this is a repost of front page news from yesterday.

    http://science.slashdot.org/article.pl?sid=02/11 /2 7/1639243&mode=thread&tid=134

    If it's a repost of an old article, it's understandable.. but articles that are still on the front page? C'mon guys, there's just no excuse for that.

    1. Re:This is getting out of hand. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I have an idea for karma whoring. Take an article on the front page, reword it, and resubmit it. They'll like it and post it. Again.

    2. Re:This is getting out of hand. by Huge+Pi+Removal · · Score: 2

      Yeah, surely it *can't* be hard to set up a system where an editor types in a few keywords for each story. Then, when posting a story, a script runs quickly, spots likely matches (based on the keywords of previous stories), and flags them up. Come on editors, this is getting beyond a joke.

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      - Oliver

      The right to bear arms is only slightly less stupid than the right to arm bears...
    3. Re:This is getting out of hand. by Greedo · · Score: 2

      Or something for meta-meta-moderators (?) to yank a story after noticing it's a dupe.

      This would certainly help /. editors to save face when they goof up like this.

      Oh, was that a pun too? Excellent.

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    4. Re:This is getting out of hand. by irc.goatse.cx+troll · · Score: 1

      They can do that now, but they dont, as by the time its noticed theres already active discussion on the story and it would be bad to just end it all.

      --
      Pain lasts, kid. Its how you know you're alive. Sometimes I think this growing up thing is just pain management-TheMaxx
    5. Re:This is getting out of hand. by Angstrom91 · · Score: 2, Interesting

      Well, in that case, maybe it's time for a button in the preferences. Set a flag for stories that have been moderated as repeats, and you can choose whether you want to see the repeats, perhaps for some macabre reason you actually want to see a second discussion on the topic. For the rest of us though, it would be nice if once a story is identified as a repeat, if we could just skip it as easily as though it were a story by Jon Katz. Professional Therapist.

    6. Re:This is getting out of hand. by ShecoDu · · Score: 1

      I don't really know how it works from the inside... but It should have an editors' restriction so only I can post articles in certain areas, and not in others' areas, to avoid clashes.

      It's impossible for each editor to keep track of every single article posted and a duplicate filter
      doesn't mean it'll be totally acurate.

      Now lets hope the article doesn't fit in two areas.

      What the heck, ok, put a duplicate filter based on URLS or text, I couldn't really care all that much. =P

    7. Re:This is getting out of hand. by G27+Radio · · Score: 3, Funny

      Yeah, surely it *can't* be hard to set up a system where an editor types in a few keywords for each story.

      Or maybe they could set up some kind of system to display a list of articles that have already been posted on Slashdot. They could scan through it for articles that look similar.

      Oh, wait... Or maybe a page that displays summaries for the most recently posted articles. Maybe a system like that is too difficult to implement?

    8. Re:This is getting out of hand. by giminy · · Score: 2

      Heh. The moderators are dumb today, I would have given this a +1 funny....

      --
      The Right Reverend K. Reid Wightman,
    9. Re:This is getting out of hand. by TrevorB · · Score: 1

      This is slightly better than the drek that comes out on April 1st. I'd actually find it amusing if on April 1st, there was a real article posted, repeated over and over again all day by different editors.

    10. Re:This is getting out of hand. by MacGod · · Score: 1

      No, no, no. They're just getting more efficient. It used to be we'd have to wait several weeks, or even months to see a story blithely repeated. Now, thanks to the wonder of faster processors and more-efficient editing methods, we can see repeats *MUCH* faster!

      Wow, isn't technology wonderful?

      --
      "Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one " -Albert Einstein
  17. Reminds me of this guy... by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 3, Funny

    ...who named his son Pete. He had another son, so he called him Repete.

    (buh-dump) Thank, you, I'll be here all week.

    Karma: Nuetral (Mostly effected by misspeling and tpyos)

    1. Re:Reminds me of this guy... by NineBall · · Score: 1

      Please, kill me now!

      --
      You may not agree with what I'm saying but I'll kill you for my right to say it
  18. Face Donations by darkfus · · Score: 1


    Imagine filling in 'face' on the back of your driver's license...

    sig?

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    [sig]darkfus[/sig]
  19. Yep. it's a repost from yesterday. Link included by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  20. Why not? by Cujo · · Score: 5, Funny

    Sure, the dead have no more use for a face than a liver. If you want my face, your desperation would no doubt elicit my sympathy (except that I'd be preoccupied with the whole being dead business).

    --

    Helium balloons want to be free.

    1. Re:Why not? by isorox · · Score: 4, Funny

      Which one are you?

    2. Re:Why not? by maddogdelta · · Score: 1
      Of course, some people still want to do things after they are dead...

      check this out Tupac Announces Tour in Support of New CD

      See, If tupac can still make cd's and tour, maybe we will still need our faces

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      -- There are 10 kinds of people in the world, those who understand binary and those who don't.
    3. Re:Why not? by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 2

      I'm sure there are those of you thinking about the chance of bumping into a former spouse/lover or getting slugged because the guy whose face you took was an asshole.

      1) They'll check for rejection first (DUH!)
      2) They'll make sure that they at least get the right skin colour.
      3) You can probably so "no" if you don't like the guy's face.
      4) The face won't look the same, due to the fact that the flesh and bones will shape the face.
      5) If you still don't like it, GET A FACE LIFT

      Karma: Excellent (Mostly affected by being served with fava beans and a nice Chianti)

  21. hmm by the_other_one · · Score: 3, Funny
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  22. Do slashdot editors... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...have so much contempt for their own site that they choose not to even read it? The number of duplicates has been truely silly as of late.

  23. Actually, it was YESTERDAY at 12.07PM, to be exact by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nt

  24. I donated blood yesterday.... by saskboy · · Score: 1

    And now my leg hurts.

    I wouldn't donate my face, because that could traumatize my family, or the new owner.

    I'll donate my organs, but don't track me down and carve me up while I'm still alive please...

    I'd also donate my brain, but we need to develop that procedure still...

    --
    Saskboy's blog is good. 9 out of 10 dentists agree.
    1. Re:I donated blood yesterday.... by NineBall · · Score: 1

      Isn't donating your brain the same as donating your entire body, since you'd just be transferring you conciousness into someone else's body, and theirs into your body?

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      You may not agree with what I'm saying but I'll kill you for my right to say it
    2. Re:I donated blood yesterday.... by nounderscores · · Score: 2

      It would depend on how much of your brain they take. Maybe one fall victim might just need a motor cortex, and some other poor guy needs an optic lobe.

    3. Re:I donated blood yesterday.... by NineBall · · Score: 1

      Perhaps, but don't you need your brain in order to live?

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      You may not agree with what I'm saying but I'll kill you for my right to say it
  25. Face transplants 'within the year' by slipgun · · Score: 0, Redundant

    Read all about it here.

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  26. Taco by scotay · · Score: 1

    Slashdot editors are a bunch of double-dealing two-faced bastards.

  27. Farkin' A! by ekrout · · Score: 1, Troll

    Someone help me rip this bird face off my head! I knew I should've waited 'till the 1.0 release...

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    If you celebrate Xmas, befriend me (538
    1. Re:Farkin' A! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  28. Transplanted... by Sexc0w · · Score: 2, Funny

    ...from yesterday's news!

  29. Can the face be put ANYWHERE? by core+plexus · · Score: 1

    ...that way I'd be able to satisfy all those who accuse me of talking out my ass. And people would be less reluctant to actually kiss my ass. My only question refers to the donor situation.

    1. Re:Can the face be put ANYWHERE? by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

      Hmm... then the shit would come out of your mouth :S
      I'm still wondering if that's a good or a bad thing.

      sig(h)

    2. Re:Can the face be put ANYWHERE? by core+plexus · · Score: 1

      Good point. I used to fantasize about a tounge down there, when i see my dogs licking themselves. I doubt that I could actually go thru with it (all in good fun). Another downside is I'd be sitting on my OWN face.

  30. Well by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  31. Come on! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Not only is Commander Taco ignoring to check the latest stories, he doesn't even come up with the obligatory Face/Off-remark.

  32. and the article doesn't mention by newsdee · · Score: 1

    ...how many re-runs of Face/Off he has seen.

  33. Slashdot by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Renews for nerds. Stuff that rematters

  34. Nth duplicate this week by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    The number of duplicates in slashdot increases almost weekly, it used to be a rarity, now it's an almost-daily event.

    Why isn't it possible for the slashdot editors to have a database containing all links from all stories posted, and the story it was posted in. Then before posting a new story, check the database for any of the links the submitter included, and if they match, check the orininal, and then post or don't post depending on the result. This would take seconds, when automated (and it's easy enough to do.)

    I remember when the biggest editor gripe was that they didn't read the article, and it was crap. Now it's obvious they don't read them, since they'll keep posting exac duplicates wihtin several days of each other.

    -AC

  35. No. by mirko · · Score: 2

    Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?"

    I am planning to give any vital organs I may still have after I am dead but I refuse the reste to become consummer goods.

    If people want a face, I guess plastic surgery is a better option.

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    Trolling using another account since 2005.
    1. Re:No. by hype7 · · Score: 2
      If people want a face, I guess plastic surgery is a better option.


      this article was on the late night news where I live last night... there's this poor girl in england that was in a fire as a toddler, her face was extremely badly mutilated. In cases like this, there is only so much plastic surgery can do... plus the poor thing has to get skin grafts every month or too.

      -- james
  36. I liked mfago's thinking by ekrout · · Score: 2, Troll

    This is not the kind of story one should forward to their spouse!

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  37. I LOVE SLASHDOT by burts_here · · Score: 1

    now we can spend the next 40mins insulting Mr Taco.
    what a way to end a boring day at work

    --
    Burt "Out of my mind back in 5 minutes"
  38. In Gor there's something called 'face stripping' by Newer+Guy · · Score: 2

    I guess it's about to come to Urth....

  39. Michael Jackson.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Is gonna LOVE this.

    WOuld've signed in, but slashdot's mail daemon is Sloooooow today. I need my password Slashcode!

    1. Re:Michael Jackson.... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It's a brain transplant he wants.

  40. Story Transplant by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This was on /. like, yesterday...

  41. Test by limekiller4 · · Score: 2

    Look, I normally hate the "this is a duplicate" posts just as much as the next guy, but this is just stunning.

    I can see someone forgetting an old story that was posted. Maybe even something as young as a month, really. And I can see two posts being placed at the same time because the left hand didn't know what the right hand was doing. But almost precisely 24 hours apart? That's wonderful!

    Face Transplants On The Way
    On Thursday November 28, @11:55AM with 36 comments
    kwertii writes "A British surgeon claims face transplants are just a few months off. The procedure "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears,...
    Section: Main > News

    Getting More Face Time
    On Wednesday November 27, @12:07PM with 239 comments
    ApharmdB writes "The BBC has a story about the possibility of performing face transplants within the year. Obviously, people are worried about the ethical...
    Section: Science > Science

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    My .02,
    Limekiller
  42. If slashdot used phpnuke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Instead of this crap they call slashcode, we would be able to MOD STORYS DOWN!

  43. Happy Thanks-Duping!!! by espresso_now · · Score: 1

    /me ducks

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    Of course, and I highly suspect it, I may be talking out of my ass. -oqti
    1. Re:Happy Thanks-Duping!!! by MortisUmbra · · Score: 1

      Ducks? Where I come from its turkey!

      (Talk about needingto duck)

      --

      "The saddest words of mice and men, are not those which were, but should have been."
  44. +1 funny by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Hehe...you could always just get a Mozilla (dinosaur) mask if you want to be safe ;)

  45. From CNN... by alvieboy · · Score: 1

    ... and his face was ripped out while he was asleep. Authorities are now looking for someone that looks similar to this picture down...

  46. Face/Off by Skyleth · · Score: 0

    I found the first donor/receiver pair! Sean Archer and Castor Troy! Sean happens to be a FBI Agent and Castor is a Criminal Genious...

  47. Transplants tend to mean danger, by Slashdotess · · Score: 1

    I'm sorry, but having a face transplant sounds to me like the dumbest reason to have a transplant.

    If you've ever known anyone that's had problems with rejection/anti-rejection drugs, you would know how dangerous transplants can really be.

    I guess the point that I'm getting at is that the risks are too high involving face transplants, perhaps if you were Michael Jackson I could see why you would need one. It did well for John Travolta and Nicholas Cage though.

    1. Re:Transplants tend to mean danger, by pVoid · · Score: 2

      While the first idea that comes to our minds might be getting a face transplant becuase we want to be more beautiful... The real application of this thing is probably stuff like burn victims etc... in which case the risk doesn't sound so bad after all.

  48. Re:In Gor there's something called 'face stripping by $rtbl_this · · Score: 5, Funny

    Oy vey. I read that as "face striping" and started postulating redundant arrays of inexpensive faces.

    "I'm not a hypocrite - my face is simply configured for RAIF 1".

    --
    "Are you being weird, or sarcastic?" said Emma. I said I didn't know because I get the two feelings mixed up.
  49. low scores today by n0013H4x · · Score: 1

    Lots of low scores today.......Including this post. :o( Oh well, who needs karma when you've got friends.

  50. On the face of it... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    This seems to be a duplicate story.

  51. Guess this article is "Getting More Face Time".... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    N/T

  52. solution to that "morality crisis" by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    This is perfect -- !

    Now the wealthy have to keep us masses happy and well fed. They don't exactly want to spoil their harvest...

  53. and this is the scary part by newsdee · · Score: 1

    But he warned: "The chances are, it won't be long before it's used for aesthetic reasons."

    Not to mention that this kind of surgery could make the Face Dancer spies from Dune a reality...

  54. All I have to say is... by HotNeedleOfInquiry · · Score: 2

    Kundalini wants his face back....

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    "Eve of Destruction", it's not just for old hippies anymore...
  55. Murder just got easier by AsnFkr · · Score: 1

    Kill someone, get a new face.

    Even better...kill someone, donate your face.

  56. i'm not so concerned by stinky+wizzleteats · · Score: 2

    About who would want to donate their face as much as I would be about who would want to go around with a dead person's face. But then I look at the Micheal Jackson and/or Cher pics, and it suddenly all makes sense.

  57. Time for Slashack already? by craenor · · Score: 1

    But...but...it's only 11:20!

  58. Duplicate articles, duplicate posts! by Cap'n+Canuck · · Score: 1, Troll

    For all you lazy geeks - blatantly stolen! No credit!

    -
    How about modular faces you can switch out at will?
    Tom Cruise on Monday...
    Brad Pitt on Tuesday...
    Weird Al on Wednsday...
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    Why do I imagine that Michael Jackson was the tragically unsuccessful guinea pig for most of this experimentation? It would explain so much. Trying to give that poor man the face of some long dead woman

    Inside a dark room, the man who calls himself Linux Torvalds awakes.

    Linus: What...what has happened to me?

    Stands up, groggily making his way to the mirror - but what looks back at him isn't his face, it's...Steve Balmer!

    Linus: Nooooooo!

    Meanwhile, thousands of miles away at Linuxworld....

    Hacker (in crowd): Hey, is it just me, but did Linus gain like 300 pounds?

    Hacker2: Totally. The guy needs to go back on his mac n' cheese diet.

    On the stage, a man who's face looks like Linus's is jumping about the stage, clapping his hands.

    Steve: Developers, developers, developers....!

    -

    It's not just the flesh, it's the bone that shapes your face for the most part. That's why they can make those clay facial recreations when they find an unidentified skeleton. And that's also why Face/Off was so ridiculous...

    -

    I think this face transplanting has been going on for quite some time. Why, as a student I would go out to a bar and go home with a beautiful stunner. But, next day her face had been 'transplanted' leaving the stunner with the face of a munter. ;-)

  59. Plunger by jacobjyu · · Score: 1

    Are they going to use the same plunger-like technology as in Face Off, where the face just comes neatly off with a slight *ploock* sound?

    Always found it quite amusing that their faces come off so easily.. I would think a slight nudge would then dislodge anyone's face...

  60. startrek by Ruliz+Galaxor · · Score: 1

    w00t! now i can finally get my vulcan ears, bajoran nose, klingon forhead and cardassian neck.
    Hmmz... I wonder where I can find a body of one of those anyway?
    Ebay maybe?

    sigh(h)

    1. Re:startrek by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      And when you wake up the next morning, and look at yourself in the mirror and realize that you do in fact look a whole lot better as something (or a combination of something) on a rerun, then you'll want to:
      1. run into the street and whoop for joy.
      2. stay inside and get on AOL.

  61. Oh yeah, baby by Ogerman · · Score: 2

    Yeah.. right.. I wanna kiss the lips from some dead person.. Totally sexy.

    What kind of sick individual would use this procedure if it was available? And who would touch them with even a 10 foot pole if they did?

    And then, it all becomes clear: Michael Jackson

    1. Re:Oh yeah, baby by pVoid · · Score: 2
      Burn victims.

      Do you feel stupid now?

  62. Reminds me of William Gibson... by Winterblink · · Score: 3, Interesting

    ... for some reason. Some of his books, Johnny Mnemonic most notably I think, have gangs that surgically alter their faces to look like animals. For example, there was one gang that had massive fangs "installed", along with complete alternations to facial bone structure and skin. Kind of weird, hearing (the second time) about this story on Slashdot, I'm wondering if we'll ever reach the point where these kinds of alterations will get cheap enough that they could be used as Gibson wrote about.

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    1. Re:Reminds me of William Gibson... by scott1853 · · Score: 2

      I don't think the money matters to people that really want to do this.

  63. Reason enough to... by Snafoo · · Score: 2

    Have graphical depictions of nude women tattooed to your forehead and cheeks before death.

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  64. michael jackson by primus_sucks · · Score: 1

    Look at Michael Jackson. It may look good at first, but eventually age catches up with you, then you could look worse than before.

    1. Re:michael jackson by primus_sucks · · Score: 1

      Obviously though for burn victims it a good option.

  65. New record! by FurryFeet · · Score: 5, Funny

    The repeat is here while the original is STILL in the front page! At this rate, the duplicates will soon be posted before the originals.

    1. Re:New record! by Fizyx · · Score: 1
      The repeat is here while the original is STILL in the front page!

      Sadly that's not a record. At least I have deja view that someone posted a comment like that before...

    2. Re:New record! by pogen · · Score: 2
      The repeat is here while the original is STILL in the front page! At this rate, the duplicates will soon be posted before the originals.

      How do you know that's not already the case with these two articles?

    3. Re:New record! by FurryFeet · · Score: 2

      Wow! I didn't think of that... the mind boggles... :)

  66. Same joke, just as funny by Malicious · · Score: 2

    The operation is to be called a 'Faceplant'

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  67. I can only think of one person that will benefit. by Roosey · · Score: 2

    I'd wager that Michael Jackson is going to be the first person to sign up for this procedure. :]

  68. Great news! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now I can finally have a face trans-planted to my arse so I can speak out of it! :)

  69. -1, Redundant by corvi42 · · Score: 1

    I moderate CmdrTaco down one point for posting redundant articles.

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  70. Leet by grub · · Score: 0, Troll


    The story is indeed a repeat but I was thinking of how cool it would be to get the goaste.cx guy's backside transplanted on someone face. Wee slits for eyes, that revolting, gaping maw...

    Oh well, don't smoke my karma too badly. After all, the story is a repeat. ;)

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  71. Awright! by Evil+Adrian · · Score: 1

    YES! My Hitler halloween costume is now complete!

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  72. In other news... by Bones3D_mac · · Score: 1

    John Travolta and Nicholas Cage suddenly unavailable for comments.

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    8==8 Bones 8==8
  73. Hmmm... by Pig+Hogger · · Score: 2

    This brings a totally new meaning to Shaddap your face!!!

  74. Re:Chinese Doctor Joke by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You racist bastard.

  75. post mortem contracutal obligaton..... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    ...they can have the face aslong as I can be sure that they keep the beard!!

  76. Katz? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Does he even post anymore? I've ignored him since the second the option became available.

  77. Gives new meaning to by raumdass · · Score: 1

    "steal your face".

  78. Good news for shady businesses! by Jeppe+Salvesen · · Score: 2
    This is indeed good news for shady businesses. Let me list a few organizations that would kill you for your face:
    • Organized Crime (mafia et al)
    • Terrorists
    • Secret Services
    I would even guess some of these have already performed this sort of operation at some point, in order to go underground.
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    Stop the brainwash

  79. Botox! by David_Bloom · · Score: 2, Funny

    Who needs a 'brand new' dead face? Botox kills the one you already have!

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    Karma: Excellent (fuck, even in the future moderation doesn't work!)
  80. We need a story-choosing-by-the-many system by GraZZ · · Score: 1

    Whey Back When(tm), the /. editors were the only ones that moderated story comments. As /. became more and more popular, the sheer bulk of comments that had to be moderated increased and this task became too great for so few people to do. A critical point was reached, and moderation was given to a larger population of /. readers (ie, the current moderation system).

    I believe we have reached that critical point now with story submission/review. I'm sure the editors are getting overwhelmed with the number of submissions due to /.'s immense popularity. As a result, they no longer have the time to review each story as carefully as Way Back When, and are simply forced to post whatever looks n33t.

    If something akin to the comment-moderation-by-many system were introduced for story review, say, allowing everyone with moderator points to have a look at and vote for the pending story submissions, these duplicate posts could largely be eliminated.

    My $0.02

  81. +1 FUNNY by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    'nuff said.

  82. Geeze... by ByteHog · · Score: 2

    I can't believe the amount of "this is a repeat!!!" posts... Mistakes happen, just when they happen here, a WHOLE LOT of people see them.

    this is thanksgiving, i give thanks that slashdot is here at all. :)

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  83. Donate my face? by TheGrimace · · Score: 1

    Sure, no problem. Problem is, no one would want it!

  84. Couldn't you say by The+Analog+Kid · · Score: 1

    I've got your nose for real now?

  85. Butt Transplants by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1, Funny

    Hey, what about butt transplants, like you know when you've pooped too much and worn it out, or if your butt is really ugly. Chicks dig a cute butt.

  86. The freshmaker! ... Not. by mtec · · Score: 1

    Taco's alot like Leonard Shelby in Memento.

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  87. Perhaps we should get him a by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    camera

    1. Re:Perhaps we should get him a by Graspee_Leemoor · · Score: 2

      A camera? Pfwh, we should get him to tatoo all the /. articles on his body...

      graspee

  88. Re:Hey, give Taco a break... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I think somebody's jealous!

  89. And I've been rejected by Lemuel · · Score: 1

    The saddest part is when I consider all of the articles that I've had rejected, then I see all the duplicates and misunderstood postings on Slashdot.

  90. What happens... by twoslice · · Score: 2

    If the guy's face you borrowed was on a mafia hitlist?

    "No you got it all wrong wiseguy! I am not Sammy the fish! I just look exactly like him right down to the one of a kind tattto on my cheek....

    Bam! Bam!.....

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    From excellent karma to terible karma with a single +5 funny post...
    1. Re:What happens... by nounderscores · · Score: 2

      simple, they sell your face to some other poor bastid and the cycle repeats again!

  91. What's next? by t0qer · · Score: 5, Funny

    Face auctions on e-bay

    (shudders)

  92. Keith Richards & give up one's face. by GundyRage · · Score: 1

    Some faces would be better suited to making boots than to transplanting.

    http://www.keithrichards.com/

    It might not be funny. It might not sit well with you. It sure as hell isn't redundant!

    Out.

  93. and todays BBC url is......... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nuff said - /.co.uk

  94. Good news for Al Gore by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    Instead of changing his suit color or even his idealogy the next time he tanks, he can get a whole new face.

    Any nominations for replacement faces for Gore?

  95. What is Slashdot? by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    Please just listen. I know why you're here, pVoid. I know what you've been doing. I know why you hardly sleep, why you live alone, and why night after night you sit at your computer. You're looking for him. I know, because I was once looking for the same thing. And when he found me, he told me I wasn't really looking for him. I was looking for an answer. It's the question that drives us, pVoid. It's the question that brought you here. You know the question just as I did.

    In my opinion, there's so much fantastic original material from artists like Poppy Z. Brite and Neil Gaiman on their website, that I don't even care how the sequels turn out. Although I do hope for the best of course and am rather excited for the trailers to start appearing...

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  96. 93 comments... by shepd · · Score: 2

    And no Logan's Run jokes?

    Maybe carousel came early this year.

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  97. How long till? by mestoph · · Score: 1

    So how long do you think, before we actually see the first crime that goes along the lines of the Face Off film? Killed for there image, or forceably swapped image. And how does this impact on driving licences or passports for example. I mean with having an image on those, to check its actually you. As you know now, it is hard to tell after 5 or so years on a passport if its actually your photo or not. Esp, at younger years of life. With the odd facelife etc, wont see much difference. But with a new X X and X who knows.

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  98. I can I post my mug on eBay? by 3Y3 · · Score: 1

    If they forsee a lack of face doners then I think its time to cash in.

    1) Scan Face with flatbed scanner
    2) eBay
    3) PROFIT!

    I wonder if they will offer the faces of famouse dead celebrities for auction? Now that would be a true collectible.

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  99. Coffee by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Quick! Somebody send the Slashdot Team some coffee! This is getting out of hand!

  100. It s about time by setrops · · Score: 1

    They've been using Michael Jackson as a human experiment for the past 10 years. I guess they finally perfected it!

  101. I just fscked up big time.....

    My girlfriend is works in cosmetic surgery, so thinking she might be interested i just fowarded the link to her. Unfortunately, she has also got a pig ugly face, and I am scared that she may take it the wrong way....

  102. Not Deja Vu by black6host · · Score: 2, Funny

    I prefer to think of this type of occurence as proof of my ability to predict the future. Why, tomorrow, I bet we'll learn to how test internet connections with sound!

    1. Re:Not Deja Vu by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

      Good guess... here's the repost you predicted!
      :-)

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    2. Re:Not Deja Vu by marga · · Score: 1

      God! How did you do that?!

      I'm impressed.

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  103. Purely hypothetical by 3770 · · Score: 1
    Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?
    Purely hypothetical in my case. I'm ugly.
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  104. Can't have an open casket? by dagg · · Score: 2
    People would be hesitant to donate their faces. You definitely could not have an open casket funeral if your face is gone. For many families... that is a big deal.
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  105. What's good for the goose ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
    When you submit a story, you are asked to first check to make sure that it isn't a duplicate. I guess that this is a case of 'do as I say, not as I do'.

    If Slashdot used computers, they could even automate the process of checking to some extent.

  106. Hockey ... by joelwest · · Score: 1

    Look in the corner... its a face off!!!!!

    1. Re:Hockey ... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Sorry, your joke (while fine) has been done before.

  107. Sure, I'd donate by multiplexo · · Score: 1

    I mean they're like kidneys right? You have a spare to fall back on?

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    cheap labor conservatives - they want to keep you hungry enough to be thankful for minimum wage.
  108. losing face? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Well, this gives a whole new meaning to that whole Japanese "losing face" thing...

  109. organs yes, face no. by dextr0us · · Score: 1

    Facial features are very personal. No one will look at someone if i donate my kidney and be like "HEY, you recieved your kidney from Randall!" yeah, its just not a good idea.

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  110. Re:Hey, give Taco a break... by spazoid12 · · Score: 1

    Of course I know you were kidding. In fact there is no reason to give Taco (or any of the /. folks) a break. Duplicate stories suck, and despite the lame FAQ comments *would be* easy to deal with if only they could really code. But, duplicates of really really lame stories suck even more.

  111. This is beyond flowers... by mtec · · Score: 1

    Beyond candy and fine kitchen appliances... ... it's time for ....

    $$$ Jewelry $$$

    and lots of it.

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    Cake or Death? Cake Please!
  112. Ekrout is a known troll by ekrout+troll · · Score: 0

    Attention: Ekrout is a known karma-whoring Slashdot troll

    For the uninitated, erickrout is the kid who crapflooded Kuro5hin for months on end with at least a half-dozen accounts. For a long time, he dominated the Hidden Comments page with an interminable list of racist, sexist, homophobic, and completely self-absorbed comments.

    Eric Krout lives behind the protective mask of EricKrout.com but in reality is a professional slashdot troll only posting for unknown evil. Eric has been spotted on trolltalk attempting to be added to "troll back", a daily newsletter that rates how well various trolls have posted and karma-whored on slashdot.

    Whatever EricKrout might tell you in his posting is not true. He merely puts on a different facade for every article attempting to rack up mod points for no other reason than the fact that he is a self-absorbed punk kid.

    In conclusion, if you are moderating or replying to this comment, I caution you, it is 100% untrue.

    --the eric krout troll
    "revealing the unrevealed since 2002"

  113. Ekrout is a known troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attention: Ekrout is a known karma-whoring Slashdot troll

    For the uninitated, erickrout is the kid who crapflooded Kuro5hin for months on end with at least a half-dozen accounts. For a long time, he dominated the Hidden Comments page with an interminable list of racist, sexist, homophobic, and completely self-absorbed comments.

    Eric Krout lives behind the protective mask of EricKrout.com but in reality is a professional slashdot troll only posting for unknown evil. Eric has been spotted on trolltalk attempting to be added to "troll back", a daily newsletter that rates how well various trolls have posted and karma-whored on slashdot.

    Whatever EricKrout might tell you in his posting is not true. He merely puts on a different facade for every article attempting to rack up mod points for no other reason than the fact that he is a self-absorbed punk kid.

    In conclusion, if you are moderating or replying to this comment, I caution you, it is 100% untrue.

    --the eric krout troll
    "revealing the unrevealed since 2002"

  114. Ekrout is a known troll by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Attention: Ekrout is a known karma-whoring Slashdot troll

    For the uninitated, erickrout is the kid who crapflooded Kuro5hin for months on end with at least a half-dozen accounts. For a long time, he dominated the Hidden Comments page with an interminable list of racist, sexist, homophobic, and completely self-absorbed comments.

    Eric Krout lives behind the protective mask of EricKrout.com but in reality is a professional slashdot troll only posting for unknown evil. Eric has been spotted on trolltalk attempting to be added to "troll back", a daily newsletter that rates how well various trolls have posted and karma-whored on slashdot.

    Whatever EricKrout might tell you in his posting is not true. He merely puts on a different facade for every article attempting to rack up mod points for no other reason than the fact that he is a self-absorbed punk kid.

    In conclusion, if you are moderating or replying to this comment, I caution you, it is 100% untrue.

    --the eric krout troll
    "revealing the unrevealed since 2002"

  115. Face/Off by c.emmertfoster · · Score: 2

    Pedantic correction time, kids!

    The name of the movie is stupidly enough, not "Face Off." It is "Face/Off."

    I am hideously irritated by brand logos that include punctuation and extraneous characters in lieu of letters, like those worthless tee-vee shows Arli$$ and The $treet. "H4x0r" kids are bad enough, but does TV Guide really have to emulate those "clever" little title-designs in print?

    And yes, that squishy noise was pretty amusing.

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  116. COOL!!! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm gonna have my face transplanted onto my girlfriends ass, so she'll always be sitting on my face!

  117. This is useful for very disfigured people only by ShieldWolf · · Score: 2

    Like any other foreign tissue you might want to integrate into your body, your immune system will fight to kill it (i.e. reject it). In order to stem this, you would be forced to take various anti-rejection meds which are notorious for having many unpleasant side-effects, even then rejection is still not guaranteed (can imagine having your body reject your FACE!?!?). Oh yeah and there is no going back if you change your mind, or if you get infected and lose the whole thing.

    Sign me up! ;)

    This would be interesting however, if they were to use cloned fetal tissue created from your own body, in which case rejection is a non-issue and you could look 18 for the rest of your life.

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  118. Cryptic headlines considered harmful by henben · · Score: 2
    Perhaps part of the reason why the dupe wasn't spotted was the "clever" headline. "How to Get More Facetime" sounds like it's an article about office politics.

    Slashdot Editors, please read this: Microcontent: How to Write Headlines, Page Titles, and Subject Lines

    You might get more people to take out paid subscriptions if you offered a more professional service.

  119. Face donation by Sri+Lumpa · · Score: 1

    "Surveys indicate that very few people are willing to donate their face. Would you?"

    I would, but who would want mine?

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  120. "Generic news for the m asses"... by tlambert · · Score: 2

    "Generic news for the m asses"

    You have to love the BBC. The surgery picture is a generic picture: http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/38516000/jpg/_3 8516219_yetmoresurgery300.jpg

    It could just as easily be for a news story entitled "Descending colon transplants from hyenas 'on the Horizon'"...

    -- Terry

  121. Re:In Gor there's something called 'face stripping by wattersa · · Score: 1

    my face is simply configured for RAIF 1
    So you have two faces? What happens when you look in the mirror? *chuckle*

  122. Warning to be passed along to all travelers! by xFoz · · Score: 2


    This crime appears to be occurring in large cities and apparently is well known to the police community. Here is a typical scenario.

    Business traveler goes to a bar after a long day at work, and while sitting there, meets a fairly attractive young woman and they hit it off.

    Next thing he knows, he wakes up in a strange hotel room, he's flopped in a chair and his head is wrapped in a bandage. Written in lipstick a note on the table reads: "call 911, and don't touch your face!"

    He calls 911 on the phone next to the chair. He tells the 911 operator his story; she already knows where he's going with this and in fact has already called for paramedics to race to his hotel room.

    She tells him to very carefully reach in through the bandage and touch his chin. She asks if he can feel a five o'clock shadow. He does this and tells her he feels something more like steak.

    The operator tells him to remain calm, stay in the chair and not to move, the paramedics are on their way. Apparently this is not another crime of organ harvesting....but this time, the havesting of the faces. Because of the demand for face transplants and the shortage of faces, there's now a flourishing black market in face harvesting.

    For now this traveler is masked and awaiting his own face transplant. Lucky for him, the black market is thriving. He probably won't have to wait too long for another traveler to meet a nice looking young woman in a bar so he can have a new face.

  123. I've had enough of your cheek... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    nutter

  124. Yes, you had this yesterday. old news by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You had this yesterday. old news

  125. Nothing New by LuckyPhil · · Score: 1

    This is nothing new.

    Politicians have been getting face transplants for years. There arse and faces are interchangable.

  126. The first customer by Alethes · · Score: 2

    "What'd you say your name was?"
    "Osama bin..errrr John."

  127. On face donations by The+Masked+Fruitcake · · Score: 1

    There goes your chance for an open casket funeral...

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  128. I think I know what's going on.. by Mr2cents · · Score: 1

    Maybe they've completely automized the redaction and are now measuring how long it takes us to find out.. well guys, until the bug appears..

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  129. and give up the chance for... by fatgraham · · Score: 1

    possibly the BEST halloween [lack of] mask ever?

  130. Must be out of it.. by darmou · · Score: 1

    I've heard of being off your face, but this is rediculus!

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  131. No, I wouldn't by ari_j · · Score: 2

    Would you [donate your face]?

    Hell no! I'm far too ugly to be donating my face. Just like people who die of heart attacks shouldn't donate their hearts and people with skin cancer shouldn't donate their skin, ugly people should not donate their faces.

  132. Enough with the skins already! by dark-br · · Score: 1

    Winamp, Mozilla, and now THIS?? You're gonna look might silly when your face doesn't match the remaining native widgets on the rest of your body.

  133. Does Jacko know about this? by Vinnie_333 · · Score: 1
    "could involve a patient being given new lips, chin, ears, nose, skin and bone from a recently deceased person."

    So, there's hope for Michael Jackson yet!

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  134. The future, my friends: by Profound · · Score: 1

    2004:

    A trend emerges among ageing Hollywood celebrities, dubbed by Entertainment weekly as the "asian youth from a poverty stricken country" look.

    2005:

    LELEESHA: Shanya! I gotta go to the restroom.

    SHANYA: Ooh, don't go at the mall! Wait until we get home, didn't you hear about the girl in the restroom? A girl at my cousin's school last year was found dead in a restroom, WITH HER FACE REMOVED.

    LELEESHA: GET OUT!

    2008:

    Urban Legends III: Face the electric Boogaloo.

  135. Dup Articles also indicates editorial consistency by scientistguy · · Score: 1

    ... despite the oversight. What would be interesting is evaluating redundancy of today's versus yesterday's comments and how they scored with the dif moderators. I suspect these might be less consistent. Anyone recycle their post and see if got moderated up or down or stayed the same? Obviously, we're not accounting for the additional turkey in the belly and booze in the bloodstream of today's moderators (not that it would impair their fine judgement of course).

  136. Slashdot Post Transplant a Success by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0


    although Wednesday's original post is still slightly ahead in comment numbers.

  137. It's not just the flesh... by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    it's the bone that shapes your face for the most part. That's why they can make those clay facial recreations when they find an unidentified skeleton. And that's also why Face/Off was so ridiculous...

  138. Snoop by manofherb · · Score: 1

    damn I just say that snoop show on mtv(I hate it, but this was funny ass shit so I had to watch) and they had some dude get a snoop face transplant to where he looked like snoop, then he met snoop, they went to the ghetto and the real snoop started talking shit, rolled up his window saying he was gettin out of the ride, then sent the fake to get his ass beat and drove off.

    also in other snoop news, check out the new Cadillac Snoop DeVille it would be an excellent ride for you people out there that are complaining about not getting laid, buy a lot of them so the price of mink(embedded into the leather seats) goes up and I can make money trapping them again

  139. a bit like brain transplants by nurac · · Score: 1

    The only transplant where the donor will be better off than the recipient is a brain transplant. A face transplant is a bit like that. Anyway, at what point does the recipient become the donor?

  140. Re:In your face! (Yes, OT I know) by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

    Or better yet, allow users to moderate stories rather than just comments.

    You should come over to PLASTIC then. Users with 50 or more karma (which you can generally earn much quicker than here) can moderate the submission queue which does significantly reduce repeats. Not that we don't revisit subjects where a given angle migh have been passed over before.

    There's also a messaging system so its much easier to respond to off-topic posts without getting modded down. And there is spell checking for story submissions and comments.

    While the choice of topics does vary from SlashDot in that there is a much smaller emphasis on Linux, BSD, the DMCA, etc. those issues do come up occasionally. And issues like this one on Face Transplants would be pretty typical of the scitech category on Plastic. But in additional there are categores for Film &TV, Music, Games (& sports), Politics, The Work (and academic) world, and a catch-all category called Etc (covering news of the weird / oddly enough type stories).

  141. Re:In your face! (Yes, OT I know) by nounderscores · · Score: 2

    yeah, but even after your plug, the face transplant story on plastic has only 22 comments, as opposed to the 207 comments at time of writing here on slashdot.

    Maybe the repeats on slashdot are intentional and allow the many users who weren't logged on when the story was on the front page to catch up on the state of the world.

  142. Re:In your face! (Yes, OT I know) by Cy+Guy · · Score: 1

    yeah, but even after your plug, the face transplant story on plastic has only 22 comments, as opposed to the 207 comments at time of writing here on slashdot.

    Yes but of the now 212 comments on /. only 96 have current mod scores of 1 or higher. Whereas 21 of the now 23 comments on the Plastic story are at 1 or higher (the two others being anonymous posts, not down-modded posts). I think you'll find that when price is irrelevant, quality will trump quantity every time.

    Here on slashdot I find there is a very real price in terms of my time taken up by low quality posts - or if raise my filter, by missing potentiall good AC posts.

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