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  1. You owe the state a dime on AT&T Hacker 'weev' Demands One Bitcoin For Each Hour He Spent In Jail · · Score: 2

    The prison library called to say there was an overdue book on his account:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/H...

  2. Dopplegangers on Major ISPs Threaten To Throttle Innovation and Slow Network Upgrades · · Score: 1

    Consumers would face less choice, and a less adaptive and responsive Internet.

    As someone said when informed that Jerry Garcia was in a coma: "How could they tell?"

  3. So? on The Internet's Broken. Who's Going To Invent a New One? · · Score: 1

    Will this newfangled Internet still have to come into my house over the Comcast wire?

  4. Re:Peer review on Momentous Big Bang Findings Questioned · · Score: 1

    That's why we call it science, not religion.

    Yes, but your science keeps getting corrected and refuted. My religion is free of mistakes.

  5. Re:Awesome!!! on London Black Cabs Threaten Chaos To Stop Uber · · Score: 1

    whatever Britain's equivalent of Guantanamo Bay is?

    That would be the Tower, no?

  6. I can't wait! on Head of MS Research On Special Projects, Google X and Win 9 · · Score: 3, Funny

    We want to make things better and ship them.

    This is great! When did this new department start up?

  7. Re:Democrats want you to fear Republicans! on Controlling Fear By Modifying DNA · · Score: 1

    what is so bad about individual liberty, natural rights and limited government

    Those are great. You have a political party around which believes in these things?

  8. Hit the lawyer.

  9. Fear suppression by gene manipulation on Controlling Fear By Modifying DNA · · Score: 2

    I am confident that none of this work was secretly funded by the armed forces.

  10. Re:Eternally true on Kids To Get the Best CS Teachers $15/Hr Can Buy · · Score: 2

    Paying too much will attract lousy teachers who just want the pay

    Is this why CEO salaries are at record highs?

  11. Re:Just the cost of doing business. on Steve Jobs Defied Convention, and Perhaps the Law · · Score: 3, Informative

    If there is a law you don't think is being enforced properly, you have the right to take it to court.

    And if you don't have standing, you will be tossed right out.

  12. Eternally true on Kids To Get the Best CS Teachers $15/Hr Can Buy · · Score: 2

    You get what you pay for.

    Money talks and bullshit walks.

  13. Little known MIT fact on An MIT Dean's Defense of the Humanities · · Score: 1

    I believe the system is still the same as when I was there (before the electron had been discovered). If you majored in a science or engineering, you had to take 8 classes in a declared humanities concentration. That would qualify as a minor at other schools.

  14. Re:Gun nuts on "Smart" Gun Seller Gets the Wrong Kind of Online Attention · · Score: 2

    The 2nd Amendment of the US Constitution guarantees that each citizen has the right to keep and bear arms for self-defense.

    Or to be part of a 'well regulated' militia. Self-defense is not specified in the amendment.

  15. Confetti on the Charles on One-a-Day-Compiles: Good Enough For Government Work In 1983 · · Score: 3, Interesting

    There was a day at the end of the term when the students in a chemical engineering course (10.something) coming back over the Harvard Bridge would take the rubber bands off the stacks and stacks of punch cards accumulated while writing FORTRAN programs for the course and toss them off the bridge. There was usually a stiff breeze and the results were satisfying.

    I took an introductory version of that course. Punch a hundred cards out on the big old typewriter workstation thing. Take the stack to the computer window. Come back next day for the wide printout. Unfold and see all the fucking errors. Repeat. Repeat. Repeat. All failures separated by a day or a weekend.

  16. Watch out with those analogies you're slinging on To Save the Internet We Need To Own the Means of Distribution · · Score: 1

    Instead of public net backbone, we might end up with private bridges and private highways.

  17. Nice business you have here, be a shame... on Netflix Confirms Deal For Access To Verizon's Network · · Score: 1

    Yes, Netflix. Pay then for backbone access. Then pay them for last mile connections. That's probably enough to satisfy Comcast. Why would they want to find more ways to make you pay? Why would they want to squeeze every last cent out of you? That would put you out of business. Surely they don't mean to do that.

  18. Here's a crazy idea on Comcast Offers To Shed 3.9 Million Subscribers To Ease Cable Deal · · Score: 1

    How about instead of transferring customers like they were cattle, you let them have a freaking CHOICE?

  19. My job interview with the NSA didn't go well at al on Mathematicians Push Back Against the NSA · · Score: 5, Interesting

    Why shouldn't I work for the N.S.A.? That's a tough one, but I'll take a shot. Say I'm working at the N.S.A. Somebody puts a code on my desk, something nobody else can break. Maybe I take a shot at it and maybe I break it. And I'm real happy with myself, 'cause I did my job well. But maybe that code was the location of some rebel army in North Africa or the Middle East. Once they have that location, they bomb the village where the rebels were hiding and fifteen hundred people that I never met and that I never had no problem with get killed. Now the politicians are sayin', "Send in the marines to secure the area" 'cause they don't give a shit. It won't be their kid over there, gettin' shot. Just like it wasn't them when their number was called, 'cause they were pullin' a tour in the National Guard. It'll be some kid from Southie takin' shrapnel in the ass. And he comes home to find that the plant he used to work at got exported to the country he just got back from. And the guy who put the shrapnel in his ass got his old job, 'cause he'll work for fifteen cents a day and no bathroom breaks. Meanwhile he realizes the only reason he was over there in the first place was so we could install a government that would sell us oil at a good price. And of course the oil companies used the skirmish over there to scare up domestic oil prices. A cute little ancillary benefit for them but it ain't helping my buddy at two-fifty a gallon. They're takin' their sweet time bringin' the oil back, and maybe even took the liberty of hiring an alcoholic skipper who likes to drink martinis and fuckin' play slalom with the icebergs, and it ain't too long 'til he hits one, spills the oil and kills all the sea life in the North Atlantic. So now my buddy's out of work and he can't afford to drive, so he's walking to the fuckin' job interviews, which sucks 'cause the schrapnel in his ass is givin' him chronic hemorroids. And meanwhile he's starvin' 'cause every time he tries to get a bite to eat the only blue plate special they're servin' is North Atlantic scrod with Quaker State. So what did I think? I'm holdin' out for somethin' better. I figure, fuck it, while I'm at it, why not just shoot my buddy, take his job and give it to his sworn enemy, hike up gas prices, bomb a village, club a baby seal, hit the hash pipe and join the National Guard? I could be elected president.

  20. They timed this crime right on Scammers Lower Comcast Bills, Get Jail Time · · Score: 2

    If things continue along their current path, in the not too distant future crimes against Comcast will carry the death penalty.

  21. This will be a litmus test on Cody Wilson Interview at Reason: Happiness Is a 3D Printed Gun · · Score: 1, Interesting

    When printable guns become more feasible, it will be revealing what the NRA has to say about it. One one hand, you would think they would support this in the name of the Second Amendment and so on. I predict that the NRA will not be able to spit out the teat of gun manufacturers corporate money and will find some convoluted way to oppose private citizens making their own arms.

  22. Re:Well, that's not quite nanotechnology on Closing Surgical Incisions With a Paintbrush and Nanoparticles · · Score: 1

    > calling this "nano" anything is a huge letdown.

    There's nothing wrong with using "nano-" for nanometer-scale processes.

    "Nano" gets grant money. "Tiny" or "minute" or "itsy bitsy" does not.

  23. What size does one take? on Why Tesla Really Needs a Gigafactory · · Score: 4, Funny

    I'm in the market for a Tesla. If it takes D batteries, I'm all set. I can get those at Costco for cheap.

  24. Re:Why on DARPA Developing the Ultimate Auto-Pilot Software · · Score: 1

    Why would they use an auto-pilot for an airplane? Shouldn't they use a plane-pilot for planes?

    Plane-pilots don't have that emergency reinflation tube just below the belt buckle.

  25. Re:Cut this out. on Apache OpenOffice Reaches 100 Million Downloads. Now What? · · Score: 1

    Don't treat your users like idiots or children.

    Really? My motto is don't treat your idiots and children like users.