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Comcast Offers To Shed 3.9 Million Subscribers To Ease Cable Deal

An anonymous reader writes "In a bid to win regulatory approval for its proposed $45 billion takeover of Time Warner Cable, Comcast has offered to sell 1.4 million pay TV subscribers to Charter Communications for $7.3 billion. From the article: 'Comcast also said it would divest another 2.5 million subscribers into a new publicly traded company, dubbed SpinCo for now, to be one-third owned by Charter and two-thirds owned by Comcast shareholders. The deal will make Charter — whose own bid for Time Warner Cable was thwarted by Comcast's higher offer — the second-biggest U.S. pay TV company with 5.7 million customers, overtaking Cox Communications Inc.'"

154 comments

  1. Never going to work by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    Until Comcast gets split into NBC and ISP again, no one will ever support them in expanding their business.

    1. Re:Never going to work by The+Grim+Reefer · · Score: 5, Insightful

      Until Comcast gets split into NBC and ISP again, no one will ever support them in expanding their business.

      Sure they will...

      For the right price.

  2. Comcast users are the new currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Funny

    To think that I was wasting money on bitcoin ... when I should have been trading Comcast users ...

    1. Re:Comcast users are the new currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      You, sir, owe me a new monitor. You can pay me in ComcastUser Coins.

    2. Re:Comcast users are the new currency by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We aren't so much the currency as the product. But... awesome ;)

  3. Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It isn't the subscriber base. It's the control of content creation.

    1. Re:Don't care by fortfive · · Score: 2

      Indeed. Also, content distribution at the levels above last-mile/individual subscriber.

      On the other hand, it seems reasonable to accept that content distribution, and internet/TV service providing, are natural monopolies, and we may as well turn it over to a single company with tight consumer-interest regulation.

      On the third hand, and way old-timers help me out here, it seems that telephone service under Ma Bell was somewhat expensive when compared with today's prices (even accounting for inflation). I suppose a better analysis would be to look at actual costs of providing equivalent service, and consumer price to cost ratios then and now.

      But your essential point is accurate: it's really is not about competition for subscribers.

    2. Re:Don't care by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      > and we may as well turn it over to a single company with tight consumer-interest regulation.

      BUHAHAHAHAHA

      let me catch my breath.. Comcast regulated?!?1

      HAHAHAHBu hahahaha

      You're serious?

      BuHAHAHA

    3. Re:Don't care by SuricouRaven · · Score: 4, Insightful

      There's the UK approach: We have the 'company that runs the wires' and the 'company that moves the data.' The BT infrastructure division is obliged to allow any ISP to rent their telephone lines on equal terms*. The company running the last mile service doesn't care about content - they just connect the end users and the ISPs together.

      I can't see it taking off in the US though. The political situation isn't favorable to that sort of regulation, and the lobbying influence too strong.

      *Though there have been many problems with unofficial sweetheart deals for BT internet, as they are another division of the same company.

    4. Re:Don't care by Jane+Q.+Public · · Score: 1

      On the other hand, it seems reasonable to accept that content distribution, and internet/TV service providing, are natural monopolies, and we may as well turn it over to a single company with tight consumer-interest regulation.

      In other words, turn them into a tightly-regulated Title II Common Carrier. Which is what ISPs should have been from the very beginning, but Congress gave them a pass.

      The problem is precisely the issue that Common Carriers are forbidden to be in the content business. They are content carriers, not content creators or providers. And there are extremely good reasons for that separation.

    5. Re:Don't care by Kohath · · Score: 1, Flamebait

      The US approach: cozy up to the guys in charge of regulating you. Contribute to their campaigns and run a 24-hour propaganda network for their benefit (MSNBC). Then they'll allow you to do whatever you want.

    6. Re:Don't care by rockout · · Score: 1

      I like how you picked just one network (MSNBC) as an example of a "24-hour propaganda network run for their benefit". Gee, I wonder which way your political leanings flail. /sarcasm

      MSNBC was politically left-wing long before Comcast even started talking about buying them, and in fact, before we even had a Democrat president. Both houses of Congress were controlled by the GOP then, and the executive branch. But nice try.

      The fact is, these corporations shower money onto both sides. When people stop framing the problem as "left vs. right", and start framing it as "Corps+Pols vs. the Rest of Us", then maybe we'll see something happen. Until then, you're part of the problem.

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    7. Re:Don't care by Kohath · · Score: 1

      The fact is, these corporations shower money onto both sides. When people stop framing the problem as "left vs. right", and start framing it as "Corps+Pols vs. the Rest of Us", then maybe we'll see something happen. Until then, you're part of the problem.

      I guess that make you the problem then. I didn't mention any political parties. I didn't mention left vs right at all. You did. My post is exactly "Corps+Pols vs. the Rest of Us". The partisan talk is all you.

    8. Re:Don't care by PopeRatzo · · Score: 1

      In other words, turn them into a tightly-regulated Title II Common Carrier.

      That's the solution, right there.

      The day before the merger goes through, the FCC announces that all ISPs are common carriers.

      And the minute they open their mouths to speak, tell them they're being broken into regional companies.

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    9. Re:Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      The United States has nothing to learn from other countries, because we are superior in every way.

      Our arrogance will be our downfall.

    10. Re:Don't care by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      You act like the two sides vying for control are Democrats and Republicans. I submit that the two sides vying for control are the entrenched political parties, and the rest of us that get just enough to placate while being wholly ignored.

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    11. Re: Don't care by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Old-Guy here,
      Do you speak of basic telephone service? As in - one phone per house sharing one line back to the Teleco switcher? Should we be including long distance service? a Princess Phone for the teen-age daughter? A second line for the alarm system?

      Hard to compare costs for dissimilar services over an undetermined time span. How did you come to the conclusion that Ma Bell was expensive?

    12. Re: Don't care by fortfive · · Score: 1

      Hard to compare costs for dissimilar services over an undetermined time span. How did you come to the conclusion that Ma Bell was expensive?

      First, I don't fully know, which is why asked for the old-timers assistance. May I conclude from your statements that you do not agree?

      I think we could probably identify some sort of social equivalence. Say, late '70s, one residential line, two-three phones, touch-tone, per minute long distance service. How would that compare to a bundle of low- or mid-tier internet service + phone service (which now probably includes unlimited long distance)?

      Also, I wonder how that price (and actual cost) breaks down going back in time? I would expect slow price increases and cost reductions as we move forward in time from the aughts.

  4. So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by jellomizer · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Why do I get the feeling that the Rural locations are going to be part of this group. You know the group that may have miles of cable to maintain, for a less populated group of people. And giving up that group, to the competition prevents them from keeping their costs down, as they are covering more expensive areas to maintain. Thus making them seem less appealing. Causing people in that region to try to get a more affordable service in that area. Thus making Comcast look like the savior coming in to save the day!

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    1. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by alen · · Score: 2

      and why would another company want to buy these customers?

    2. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 1

      I love how people STILL assume that Comcast competes on a level playing field.

      I am sure there is leverage there. I am sure they have something to hang over the heads of the smaller providers/ISPs.

      Look for them to divest their rural Indiana holdings. They hate it here.

    3. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by barlevg · · Score: 2
      Indeed, from TFA:

      The divestments, mostly in the U.S. Midwest, would deliver about $19.5 billion in value to Comcast shareholders, the companies said.

      So yeah, they're "divesting" flyover states.

    4. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by nine-times · · Score: 1

      This also allows Comcast to absorb Time Warner while aligning their interests with Charter. It helps the continuing solidification of the industry into a cartel of a small number of businesses.

    5. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      It's just the wrong direction in which they offer to split themselves. They should be split between infrastructure and content, i.e. one company that runs the cables, another that brokers the TV deals, a third that runs the internet services, and possibly a fourth that sells their own content, possibly via one of the other content companies. The infrastructure company should also be required to offer their services to any other ISP at the same conditions.

    6. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by jellomizer · · Score: 3, Insightful

      The smaller companies, tend to pick up the less profitable areas, because the big guys get them all. Think of it as an Easter egg hunt. The more aggressive stronger boys will often get all the easy to find eggs, leaving the little smaller kids, trying to find the harder to find eggs...

      However they usually end up with something so they are happy. The same thing with cable companies. If they can expand their range all the better. If they get lucky a particular area could start growing thus give them something more valuable. However more people who know their name the better.

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    7. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      Like I said, they hate it here.

      They have spent very little money keeping their systems up in Indiana. They constantly oversell their services with push salespeople who don't know their product. Their local offices spend their days on the phone with angry hicks.

      In some ways I am fine with seeing the backside of Comcrap, but Charter has a pretty bad reputation itself.

      Fiber is supposed to go into my town... and this just wears my patience thinner...

    8. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by drinkypoo · · Score: 0

      Look for them to divest their rural Indiana holdings. They hate it here.

      Those holdings in bumfuck are potentially a point of entry into the market. People are moving back to bumfuck these days because they can't afford to live anywhere else :p

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    9. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by alen · · Score: 1

      yeah, and then you spend all your money on 2 cars, gas and whatever else instead of rent or mortgage and property taxes

    10. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by Bill,+Shooter+of+Bul · · Score: 2

      Oh God, please let it be true. Deliver us from the Scourge of Comcast, and make haste unto thy busom of Charter.

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    11. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      almost - but there's really no "competition" in the cable market in this area. Where I live, if you live on the east side of the road, you can be a Comcast customer, if you live on the west side of the road, you get to work with Charter. Nowhere (that I am aware of, within a 100+ mile radius, at least) do you get to choose between the two. In both areas, you have the option of going with AT&T, but that's basically a throttled mess that runs through Comcast or Charter, depending on which side of the line you are on. No overlap, no competition.

    12. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by pr0fessor · · Score: 3, Informative

      Telecommuting is becoming more common and you can do it from anywhere, which is what makes the sticks appealing.

      I live in a rural place but not so rural that I can't get gas or go to a grocery store 24/7 and telecommute to work. I drive my car a few times a week and rarely over 50-60 miles/week. I enjoy a small mortgage payment, lower property taxes, and less crime. I'm much better off financially than co-workers in higher cost of living areas.

      I spend time throwing BBQs and tending my lawn which is much bigger than anything you get with a city apartment {when I was in college the dorms where barely larger than my patio}. This week end I may go fishing if the weather is good... it's not far to drive.

    13. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by rotor · · Score: 1

      SHHHH!!! Don't tell the city dwellers how great it is!

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    14. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by MachineShedFred · · Score: 1

      Those of us in the flyover states can't wait to be rid of both Time Warner AND Comcast. Between Comcast's bullshit bandwidth capping and Time Warner's liberal use of the CCI "CopyOnce" flag, I don't want to have anything to do with either of them; to say nothing of the mutated twisted infrastructure wreck that combining the two would bring.

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    15. Re:So lets sell off the unprofitable areas. by Xian97 · · Score: 1

      The first thing I thought of was that they would sell off the areas that were recently announced to have Google Fiber coming.

  5. Comcast sets some free by borcharc · · Score: 2

    This is a good deal for those who are getting Charter or Spinco (will be managed by Charter) out of the deal. Charter has a fairly open peering policy https://www.charter.com/browse....

    1. Re:Comcast sets some free by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      I'm not a fan of Charters billing. Their bill has two items (cable, internet) so I have no idea what I pay for what, and when the bill creeps up there is no itemization to show why.

    2. Re:Comcast sets some free by oodaloop · · Score: 1

      I bet you voted for Kodos too.

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  6. offer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

    translation screw 3.9 million customers with even crappier service....

    1. Re:offer by sensei+moreh · · Score: 2

      I would have modded you up, but just wanted to add that not only is it crappier service, it's more expensive

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  7. Straight from the Book of AT&T by Jahoda · · Score: 2

    ...wherein we find our hero offering to "sacrifice" with petty divestments to "competitors".... as if they'd ever face any true regulatory action - they spent a lot of money on those guys, after all.

    1. Re:Straight from the Book of AT&T by gnupun · · Score: 1

      So if in two years cable and dsl rates go up because of this merger, blame the govt for reducing competition and promoting price gouging. This merger should not be approved.

    2. Re:Straight from the Book of AT&T by StatureOfLiberty · · Score: 1

      I figured they would just sell the customers to Time Warner :-)

  8. Don't mind being sold by penguinoid · · Score: 3, Funny

    I'm sure the people in question don't mind being sold to a different company.

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    1. Re:Don't mind being sold by hAckz0r · · Score: 2

      Better if it were every other neighbour. That way there would have to a second cable company's cable in the ground and some actual competition in the neighbourhood. Satellite doesn't count as competition if what you are after is voip or Internet access. When you are the only game in town it doesn't matter how many subscribers your local monopoly has. Selling and buying any number of subscribers doesn't make any difference to the locked-in consumer.

    2. Re:Don't mind being sold by sandytaru · · Score: 1

      As a former Charter customer, I have to say they are only slightly less evil and shitty as Comcast. There's a reason I went back to AT&T DSL. I have a very skinny pipe (officially 3 down and 1.5 up but closer to 0.75 down and 0.25 in reality) but the quality of service is decent and the Internet actually has close to the mythical 99% up time.

      Whereas my friends who are still on Charter, since it can actually handle streaming, have their Internet service cut out regularly (about an hour or two once a week) and experience the QoS of a ham radio in an 18-wheeler.

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    3. Re:Don't mind being sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Can these guys hear what they're saying? They are seriously living inside a bubble. Please, nobody tell them. It's tragically incredible to watch.

      then again, there are more "well, actually, Charter is {better than,about as evil as} so blahblahblah" comments than there are comments like yours. "Oh, yeah," says Cocmast, "this market's working fine. Pardon me while I SELL SOME CUSTOMERS. You were saying?" wtfingf.

    4. Re:Don't mind being sold by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      I mind. I happen to have made friend with people at the local Comcast office. They let me get away with things like swapping to my hacked modem at night. They also aren't the kind of people to sit around when customers are having trouble so a quick call to them gets things fixed fast when service goes to hell.

  9. Don't the subscribers get to choose? by Kenja · · Score: 1

    Not sure I understand how they can offer to "sell" customers. Wouldn't the customers be able to choose who they pay for their service/ Or is Comcast admitting that they totally control the market?

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    1. Re:Don't the subscribers get to choose? by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 1

      I'm sure that the TOS offers a way for this to happen outside of the customers' control. Even if not, they could just say, "Sorry, Mr. Comcast Customer, we're not longer servicing your address. If you would like to continue receiving cable service, please sign up with SpinCo."

    2. Re:Don't the subscribers get to choose? by olsmeister · · Score: 1

      They are selling their infrastructure which passes by said customers. The customers can choose to subscribe, or not. They don't really have another option.

    3. Re:Don't the subscribers get to choose? by alen · · Score: 1

      usually one cable company is in a given market a lot of times due to expansion in the 90's some companies will have a town or part of a town where another company owns most of that general area

    4. Re:Don't the subscribers get to choose? by frovingslosh · · Score: 1

      No they don't. The cable companies have a monopoly in each area. Comcast will simply sell off some minor operations in some locations to a new owner. That new owner will then focus of how to get back over $5200 per subscriber that just bought, as well as dealing with an infrastructure that Comcast knew they were getting rid of and might have stopped investing in. Guess where that money comes from.

      The choice those subscribers have is to stay and pay, go "free-air" and have access to a lot less programming and even be treated like shit by the free-air networks if the try to watch anything on-line, or to go with Satellite, who will offer you a "deal" for the first year as long as you sign a two year contract and get gouged the second year and all further years that you stay with them.

      In some areas you might find an alternate wired service, such as AT%T Uverse. But amazingly, even though customers are worth over $5200 each, there won't be much competition to get your business and no one offering you a fair deal. This is purely coincidence, as it would be illegal for these providers to have any back room deals to keep inflating prices.

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  10. Worth of a cable subscriber by WPIDalamar · · Score: 3, Insightful

    Does this mean a cable subscriber is worth ~ $5000 to a cable company?

    1. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by csnydermvpsoft · · Score: 1

      Sounds plausible to me. Keep in mind that many of those customers - especially in rural areas - have no other option for high-speed Internet, so the buyer is also receiving a near-monopoly.

    2. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Imagine this...

      Two choices in a city. Comcast and perhaps Charter. I assume this exists in some places. Now, consider Charter divesting (am I using this word correctly?) their customers over to Comcast. Now, for current Comcast customers, don't you think it will be harder for them to say, "Well, hey, give me a good deal, because Charter offers it for $... here." ... "Oh wait, Charter isn't available here anymore?" No more leverage.

    3. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Bite+The+Pillow · · Score: 1

      That's about 3 years of billing on an average subscription. Given the nature of the business, that sounds about right. With a few exceptions, business tends not to look more than that into the future when it comes to financials.

    4. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Think of it as selling your loan to someone else. They'll take an amount slightly less than the expected return on the loan in order to get all that cash up front.

    5. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      $140/month is average? Are you sure you did the math right?

    6. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by DarwinSurvivor · · Score: 1

      Oh, oops. I just realized you were probably refering to people who get TV, Phone and Internet on the same bill.

    7. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      Imagine this... Two choices in a city. Comcast and perhaps Charter. I assume this exists in some places.

      There is no economic incentive for this to happen. It costs a lot of money to build plant. Nobody is going to build plant where they can get only, on average, half the customers, and if they cut prices to lure the other company's customers they'll lose money.

      Now, consider Charter divesting (am I using this word correctly?) their customers over to Comcast.

      This is called "selling", and I've lived through it a couple of times. First with I forget their name, who sold to AT&T, who sold to Comcast. Same wires, same boxes, same local office. The only difference was the name on the check.

      Now, for current Comcast customers, don't you think it will be harder for them to say, "Well, hey, give me a good deal, because Charter offers it for $... here." ... "Oh wait, Charter isn't available here anymore?" No more leverage.

      You can always threaten to move to get lower cable prices. Since nobody tends to do that, the cable companies aren't quaking in their boots hoping you don't. Charter selling their system to Comcast changes nothing with respect to competition. You had one choice before, you have one choice after. Just like Comcast buying Time/Warner changes nothing about competition. TW served your area before, TWcast serves it after. It's not a case of "hmmm, do I pick ..." before.

    8. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      There is no economic incentive for this to happen. It costs a lot of money to build plant. Nobody is going to build plant where they can get only, on average, half the customers, and if they cut prices to lure the other company's customers they'll lose money.

      That is verifiably wrong. If it were true, there would be no need for monopoly deals that prevent competition from moving in. Also, there would be no need for the incumbents to try and derail the competition from entering cities.

    9. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Kevin+by+the+Beach · · Score: 1

      Don't forget it's not the immediate revenue recognition that drives the bottom line. The real money is the residual value of the demographic and social data being collected on all of their customers.

    10. Re:Worth of a cable subscriber by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      That is verifiably wrong. If it were true, there would be no need for monopoly deals that prevent competition from moving in.

      Whether there would be a need for a "monopoly deal" or not, the economics is the practical reason that the existing non-monopoly deals don't result in multiple cable companies covering the same place.

      Also, there would be no need for the incumbents to try and derail the competition from entering cities.

      There is no need for a cable company to try derailing another cable company from entering a market. The "derailings" you see happening are when other modes of network provider try to enter without following the same rules. E.g., an incumbent cable company vs. Google (which isn't).

  11. Subscriber Value by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Simple math 7.3B/1.4M = $5214 per subscriber. That is the value of a cable customer.

    Assuming $100/month and 10 years. The gross income per customer is
    100*12*10 = $12000

    Rough value per customer is 1/2 that of a 10 year contract ($5k appox half of $12k). That is some pretty good profit margin and lots of banking on no alternate technology knocking them out. Of course as a non-cable customer I may be way off on the $100/month bill.

    1. Re:Subscriber Value by Jason+Levine · · Score: 1

      Sadly, you might be way off too low. I currently have Time Warner Cable TV and Internet. The only reason we've kept TV so far is that Time Warner gave us a good deal on the TV. We pay $85 a month with this "good deal." If we paid full price, we'd likely be paying $120 or more a month. Of course, at that point, we'd cut cable and save the money. As it stands, cable is hanging on by a thread.

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    2. Re:Subscriber Value by BenJeremy · · Score: 1

      Except there are associated costs. "Gross income" is a poor metric on subscriber value. Honestly, I think it is a terrible deal for Charter (though I pay Charter close to $200 per month as a customer).

      Charter has to pay a multitude of companies for the programming they carry, on a per-subscriber basis. I'm sure they have a decent profit margin, but after infrastructure costs, access fees to programming, and other costs, how much profit is actually being made per month, per subscriber? I suspect it would take 20 or more years to see a profit on those subscribers at that cost.

    3. Re:Subscriber Value by PPH · · Score: 1

      Of course as a non-cable customer I may be way off on the $100/month bill.

      No. That's a good guess.

      You* could try running those numbers through a present value calculator with assumptions about inflation and interest rates. That will give you an idea of how much Comcast expects to grow this $100 figure.

      *I would, but I'm too lazy.

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  12. The Great Customer Swap by Jason+Levine · · Score: 4, Informative

    Comcast is trying to spin this as being some kind of big "we won't be a monopoly thanks to this so don't regulate us" concession.

    It's effectively carving up the markets between Comcast and Charter, though.

    Comcast "gives" Charter 1.4 million subscribers. In addition, Comcast swaps 3 million subscribers in Wisconsin, Ohio, Kentucky, Indiana and Alabama to Charter in exchange for 1.6 million subscribers in "New York, Connecticut, Massachusetts, California, Texas, Georgia, North Carolina, Tennessee, Virginia, Washington, Maryland, and some smaller areas contiguous to existing Comcast or Time Warner Cable systems." [Source] Then, about 2.5 million customers will be served by a new company that is run 2/3 by Comcast and 1/3 by Charter.

    Effectively, Comcast is "dropping" about 4.5 million customers but what they are really doing is carving up the market with Charter so that each won't need to compete with the other. They'll each stay in their own little geographic area and everyone is happy. (Where "everyone" means the cable companies, of course. Not the customers who will see higher and higher bills with little to no competition.)

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    1. Re:The Great Customer Swap by overshoot · · Score: 1

      what they are really doing is carving up the market with Charter so that each won't need to compete with the other. They'll each stay in their own little geographic area and everyone is happy. (Where "everyone" means the cable companies, of course. Not the customers who will see higher and higher bills with little to no competition.)

      When was there ever competition? In the vast majority of service areas, cable (like telephone) is a monopoly with exclusive access to end-users granted by the local governmental authorities.

      Years back, the locals kept the worst of the monopoly abuses under a lid by regulating the cable outfits. When cable started serving up networking, the FCC took over and essentially deregulated the business, which is why the old ISP business is dead -- it's telco or cable today, or do without.

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    2. Re:The Great Customer Swap by synapse7 · · Score: 1

      ...and get 7 billion out of Charter for their troubles.

    3. Re:The Great Customer Swap by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      And even without the government franchise grant, it'd still be a natural monopoly. Once the first company to market has laid the cable and signed everyone up, it'd be near-impossible for a second to win over enough customers to pay for their own build. Laying cable is hugely expensive.

    4. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Obfuscant · · Score: 1
      The economics is the real reason there is a de-facto monopoly. It's isn't a de-jure monopoly because another company could enter a franchise agreement with the municipality involved, it's just ridiculous to go into an area you know you are going to lose money in.

      An issue that might be a problem for any incoming cable company is not the local government franchise, but the licensing of the content (even ignoring who originates it.) Has that local television station signed an exclusive contract with the existing cable company? Back when "must carry" was the rule and common method of operation this wouldn't be a problem.

    5. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      There was no 'deregulation'. If it was deregulated, I could put in cable and start offering services as an ISP on my own cables. I cant do that because of regulation. 'Deregulation' usually means keep regulating, but do it in a way that lets the company screw the customers.

    6. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      No. It is not. If it was a natural monopoly, there would be no need for cities to grant legal monopoly to existing cable companies. You would also not have companies like Google and Sonic trying to lay their own cable.

    7. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      laying cable...huh, huh, huh

    8. Re:The Great Customer Swap by SuricouRaven · · Score: 1

      Google isn't planning to make money on their investment. It's more strategic for them. Faster internet promotes their other services, and undermines the ability of ISPs to extort money from them as they are for Netflix.

    9. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      No. It is not. If it was a natural monopoly, there would be no need for cities to grant legal monopoly to existing cable companies.

      Then explain why there aren't multiple cable companies all over the place. The existing non-exclusive franchises would not prevent it from happening, so there must be some other reason.

      You would also not have companies like Google and Sonic trying to lay their own cable.

      Google et.al have to lay their own cable because the existing cable technology is not sufficient to allow them the unfettered access to their own plant that they want. You don't imagine that Google wants to build expensive head-end plant and get only limited access to the limited bandwidth left over on current cable systems, do you?

    10. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      And thus they it is not a natural monopoly.

    11. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Belial6 · · Score: 1

      What non-exlusive franchises?

      You just acknowledged that there are competitors that want to lay their own cable. Not only their own cable, but even better cable than what the current monopoly has. This is exactly the opposite of a natural monopoly.

    12. Re:The Great Customer Swap by Obfuscant · · Score: 1

      What non-exlusive franchises?

      Every franchise I've known.

      You just acknowledged that there are competitors that want to lay their own cable.

      I'm sorry, what? No, they don't want to lay their own. They know that they can't make any money doing it. That's what keeps them from getting a franchise and doing it.

      Not only their own cable, but even better cable than what the current monopoly has.

      Those that want to "lay their own cable" are not cable television companies, they are companies like Google. And as someone else has already pointed out, they aren't doing it for the money, so the economic rules don't apply.

      This is exactly the opposite of a natural monopoly.

      Different company doing a different thing for a different reason, trying to avoid the franchise process altogether.

      Now here's the challenge for you. If all the franchises created de-jure monopolies like you think, why would any cable company have to argue about the entrance of companies like Google? They'd already be prevented from entering the market. But apparently they aren't, huh?

  13. They're only shedding the 1.4 million subscribers by techvet · · Score: 1

    They're only shedding 1.4 million subscribers. The others are being spun off to a corporation which they will control and they're probably buy out Charter in 5-10 years. This is a low-ball offer. I would bet more is to come.

  14. Stupid by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Let's just put some lipstick on the pig, shall we..? So they try to look better to help their efforts to swallow another large competitor. We already don't have many (if any) other options in many areas. Pretty soon, we'll end up with one huge monopoly and all be screwed over by corporate morons who want nothing but more money for themselves. I can't necessarily blame these companies, but I can certainly blame governments for allowing this type of thing to happen. It's either that, or we just stop watching TV altogether. But we all know that will never happen.

  15. Can they do that? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I mean, really?
    If I saw my bill suddenly change from Comcast to Charter out of the blue, I'd call and most likely be pissed, because I didn't subscribe to Charter, but to Comcast. Not to mention, it wouldn't surprised me if the price I had to pay suddenly changed as well. So out of those million subscribers, how many will unsubscribe after this?
    At that point, they are basically treating the people who pay them, like potato sacks.

    1. Re:Can they do that? by PPH · · Score: 1

      Yes, they can.

      As a part of a 'market', companies can buy, sell and trade you. You thought Lincoln put an end to that?

      "You will do as you are told. Until the rights to you are sold." - F Zappa

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  16. Comcast sells customers to buy regulators? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    How can they "sell" customers? If they're offering the same MONOPOLY service THEY SHOULD BE CHARGING THE SAME PRICES.

    What in the fuck are the regulators even REGULATING?

    1. Re:Comcast sells customers to buy regulators? by overshoot · · Score: 1

      What in the fuck are the regulators even REGULATING?

      The new theory on regulation (since approximately the 80s) is that it's bad, and thanks in large part to an economist and a Federal judge (both named Posner) the new theory is that there is no such thing as monopoly abuse -- so there's no need to regulate monopolies, because a monopoly that abuses its position will always have a competitor spring up and underprice them.

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  17. Come to me Google Fiber! by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

    Got the news earlier this year that the area I live in is on the short list for fiber next year.
    Crapcast can bite me if it shows up.

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    1. Re:Come to me Google Fiber! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      It also requires an NSA subscriber module :)

    2. Re:Come to me Google Fiber! by rotorbudd · · Score: 1

      And the Comcast doesn't? ;)

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  18. still owned 2/3 by comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    its just a smokescreen its still owned by comcast in the end. My prediction is that a couple of months after the deal the company will be disolved into comcast.

  19. The real question is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Why are they wanting to purchase the company that badly? There is something that has make this deal so lucrative that they are willing to give away customers.

    I get they will become huge, but I wonder if they are thinking that they can just absorb all these companies later.

  20. Scratch that itch by ArhcAngel · · Score: 1

    You scratch our back (send your lobbyist to fight for the merger) and we'll scratch yours (sell you areas you don't currently server.)

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  21. Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Now stop whining hippies. Let the free market do its thing.

    1. Re:Good by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      asshole. capturing the regulators isn't a free market.

      you're just another slashdot corporate whore.

  22. need to have better cableTV they can't even show by Joe_Dragon · · Score: 1

    need to have better cableTV they can't even show of there local RSN feeds in HD in big markers but u-verse and directv can.

    on 4/25 Directv and U-verse had all 3 HD feeds of CSN chicago on but comcast cable only had 2 of them.

    Comcast still dose not have the BIG TEN alts in HD, goal line HD, pac12 HD (out of market), Game 3-9 HD, Team 2-9 HD, nbc premier league extra time feeds as real channels, and more that other cable systems have (TWC does have them).

  23. Good deal ? by frovingslosh · · Score: 2

    If you were sold to someone for over $5200, don't you think that they would be thinking about how to get paid back for that "investment"? Where do you think that money is going to end up coming from?. This is a bad deal for everyone who has cable, and indeed a bad deal for everyone who watches TV. It will only serve to drive up cable prices for everyone, and even serve as another incentive to further discriminate against the "free air" viewers.

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    1. Re:Good deal ? by MickyTheIdiot · · Score: 2

      Actually, in a situation where a city authorizes a monopoly service, why aren't the people of that city consulted when that service is to change hands.

      Maybe they are consulted by consulting with the city council or commissioners, but we all know that's just as good as no oversight at all.

      You'd at least think there would be public hearing...

  24. Right . . . by jr88keys · · Score: 1

    Meet the new boss—same as the old boss.

  25. They consider their customers to be inventory. by Kremmy · · Score: 1

    This attitude is only possible because of monopoly status. Remove their monopoly status and the market will self-correct.

  26. So can we call it an oligopoly now? by water-and-sewer · · Score: 5, Insightful

    It's ridiculous one company can just 'sell' its customers. Customers should have the choice. This is ridiculous and unfair and shows any semblance of 'regulation' of the field is a joke. Regulation in name only.

    How about if I just sell a couple of 'bought' Congressmen? Because they weren't doing much anyway, other than pissing me off.

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    1. Re:So can we call it an oligopoly now? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 1

      This is the regulation. Competition is banned in the name of efficiency, and the customers get to pay both on their monthly bills and the taxes that go to large grants for services that are never rendered to the populace.

      As a reminder for those of you who were never taught economic theory, this is fascism, government approved monopolies (the rest of the baggage attached to the term was some of the most violent distraction politics in recent history).

    2. Re:So can we call it an oligopoly now? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      If I'm the king of Spain, I suppose I'm going to want to SELL the serfs living in lands held by Napoleon.

      If Comcast gets rid of people who HAVE A CHOICE to the competition -- they can just raise rates where there is no competition and overlap.

      Yeah this is bullshit and the emperor has no clothes but the media and the bought out government are all there to tell the King of Comcast that he looks very regal in his birthday suit. It does not matter that anyone paying attention knows this is a bogus deal to screw customers.

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    3. Re:So can we call it an oligopoly now? by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      Government doesn't HAVE TO approve monopolies -- they happen naturally if government does not regulate commerce. The regulation is faulty because the government depends on money to get elected and regulators are allowed to become lobbyists and lobbyists to become regulators.

      Yes, this is fascism, on that I'll agree. And in our world, regulations are coddling and protecting the powerful from everyone else -- though that is because of corruption, not due to the nature of government.

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  27. I'm all about free markets but... by bobbied · · Score: 4, Insightful

    Really? So we are going to let a company (Comcast) placate the regulators by doing two things? First, by selling some of their customer base to a competitor and then spinning off another competitor. This should NOT happen.

    Fist, anytime you have to sell off part of business in a merger to keep the regulators happy it should be a HUGE red flag. It means that you fully realize that your proposed merger is going to create a company that is too large. I hear shades of Microsoft trying to *GIVE* M$ Money to a competitor in order to buy Intuit in a deal that got rejected by regulators (if I recall correctly). Even if the competition is OK with the deal, any horse trading like this should pretty much be considered an admission that the resulting company is too big.

    Second, can anybody imagine why you'd want to create some new company when doing a deal like this? Why do they want two separate companies? Usually it is expensive to split a company and unless the two businesses are TOTALLY different kinds of business it usually is more expensive to run two companies over one. So what are they going to gain? One reason they spin off similar companies is to restructure debt and position future liabilities. You take the bad parts of a company (that nobody wants to buy) and spin them off to rid yourself of debt and liabilities, which you dump into the spinoff. So if you see a segment of your business is dying, or the future liabilities are looming (like expensive Union pension plans and older employees) you unload them. Then the child company dies a slow and painful death trying to deal with the debt while the parent lives on.

    Both of these actions tell me that Comcast knows that the merger will not be approved so they are grasping at straws in a vain attempt to placate regulators. This merger may still happen, but if it goes though it will be a bad deal for consumers and I'll bet that we find out that Comcast dropped some serious money behind the scenes in the form of bribes, campaign contributions, and lobbying to make it happen. Crony politics are in play and I guess Comcast didn't donate enough to campaign coffers in the last round, or they really need money badly this time around.

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    1. Re:I'm all about free markets but... by Vitriol+Angst · · Score: 1

      I see a Monty Python skit here, Comcast forms the new company and they send out their agents in chain mail; "Bring out your pensioners, bring out your pensioners!" They throw all the older workers in the new "Omega Righteous Liabilities inc."

      "But I'm not dead yet!"

      The club him and continue dragging the cart to the next lucky employee.

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    2. Re:I'm all about free markets but... by bobbied · · Score: 1

      Just before they come to the troll who asks "How much liability have you assumed with all these bodies?"

      "Why... I don't know.. "

      Woooooosh!

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  28. Deals like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    make me take a dim view of capitalism -- not that I don't have this already. I just severely dislike the notion of being able to buy a position. Internet access is now a basic human right according to the UN, and with this I agree. The Internet should be like water or electricity, heavily subsidized.

    1. Re:Deals like this by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Electricity? I do not want to pay as much for internet as for electricity. Are you fucking insane?

  29. Does it really matter? by hymie! · · Score: 1

    If I only have access to a single cable company, does it really matter if that company is Comcast, Time-Warner, Charter, or SpinCo?

  30. Net neutrality and Comcast by Beeftopia · · Score: 1

    Comcast aired a radio commercial in DC Metro this morning saying that the Comcast-TWC merger would guarantee "net neutrality", higher speeds and more Internet for everyone. This tells me most people think that 1) Net neutrality is a good thing and 2) They have no idea what it really means.

    Plus, there's a another front on the net neutrality battle - some companies are claiming that net neutrality allows freeloading - using capacity without paying for it. But what's the reality? That everyone pays for usage - my company's fleet of 10 cars pays the same roadway toll per car as another company with a fleet of 10 cars. BUT - the toll road operator has the right to let the other company's cars into the fast lane and shunt my company and the individual to the slow lane if they so desire.

    Is that right or wrong? I have not been able to find a clear citation to answer that question. Citations, anyone?

    1. Re:Net neutrality and Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      Perhaps the FTC can get them for truth in advertising.

      If this agreement does make Comcast have only 30% of the television viewers (cable+satellite), then there is an argument that they have addressed the argument that they have monopoly leverage when dealing with content providers for cable content.

      This statistic doesn't address their monopoly as an ISP, unless you think satellite is a competitive way to provide internet service.

  31. Loss leader by mspohr · · Score: 1

    I'm sure that they are counting on their improved monopoly position post merger to allow them to make up any temporary loss of subscribers.
    This is a loss leader intended to distract the regulators.

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  32. No, even better (for them) by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    You have a 12-month contract commitment that's still in effect, which we've revised to now read "Charter Communications" wherever it used to say "Comcast"; the price is not $10 more per month, and we'll send you to collections if you don't sign up. You sold yourself when you entered in to a contract with us subhumans here at Comcast.

  33. Too big? by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    So they admit their Monopoly is too big right now so they are voluntarily shrinking so they can become bigger?

    Are they also going to promise they won't become any larger after the merger?

    Is this a joke?

  34. Re:fuck comcast by NotDrWho · · Score: 1, Offtopic

    If corporations were really people, we could send them to prison.

    Corporate "personhood" is a laughable fiction, embraced only by our insane Supreme Court and business conservatives, Though, granted, it would be nice to think we could have lead Enron away in handcuffs the way we could have a real person.

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  35. Can this finally leverage competition? by jpellino · · Score: 1

    Do this in a way that you end up with a mix of Charter and Comcast customers in each market. True competition in cable never took place because once the cable was strung, no one else wanted to do it - and cable companies were not subject to the same wire-sharing that phone companies were. So every market currently has one carrier, and no company has any incentive to provide greater value. Our cable bill increases 5% every year and the number of channels is reduced every year. The only way to switch is to hire a moving truck. If these companies have enough money to buy each other, they have enough to string some cable.

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  36. Nothing but a shell game by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When Comcast buys Charter a few years from now they'll be getting back all of those "lost" subscribers.

  37. Google Fiber or no deal by Gim+Tom · · Score: 1

    I would only go for this if they spun me off to Google Fiber. Then I would jump at the chance.

  38. Here's a crazy idea by paiute · · Score: 1

    How about instead of transferring customers like they were cattle, you let them have a freaking CHOICE?

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  39. Left hand to right hand transaction! by The+New+Guy+2.0 · · Score: 1

    There's too much common ownership between Comcast and Charter... this is really the managers of good customers selling some systems to the managers of not-so-profitable customers.

  40. Me first! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Where do I apply?

  41. I'd like to know... by thegreatbob · · Score: 0

    ... where can I buy Comcast users?

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  42. Keep the customers by PPH · · Score: 1

    Spin off the content part of the business.

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  43. The best way to give these guys "the finger" is by gabrieltss · · Score: 1

    Just start dropping cable. I did 4 years ago and haven't gone back. I'm strictly "over the air" now I get 11+ channels in the new 'digital" airwaves, plus streaming video/tv series over the internet. WTF do I need cable for? If enough people DROP their cable subscriptions - they will get the hint real quick. The ONLY thing these guys understand is $$$$$$. If you have one area where they suddenly lose %50 or more of their subscribers dropping their service, they will eventually have to listen to US!.

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    1. Re:The best way to give these guys "the finger" is by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

      We only "dropped" cable "almost"... I have not had "cable TV" in over 4 years but under this plan my TW RR account gets sold to CC and I get shafted with equivalent costs of cable just to stream content that I paid for from NF or AZ. So, their plan is to maintain the revenue even if it is not their content. Under it they get cable and telephone profits without being a cable co or a tele co (ubiquitous wifi will kill cell phones).

  44. This helps Charter, but does nothing for consumers by AdamHarrison · · Score: 1

    In many areas, you only have one, maybe two choices for an ISP. This does nothing to help that. We need more competition, not more mergers.

  45. Like it matters by Andrio · · Score: 1

    They'll just end up buying Charter in a couple years anyway.

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  46. This World by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    My dear Sir,

    Unfortunately in this World, to make your point that wouldn't have been taken as a "partisan" troll, you should have said something like ...."(MSNBC and FoxNews)"...

    And that might have passed muster.

    Aside from the talking heads: Maddow, O'Reailly, Hannnity, and whoever (I don't know them all); those networks pretty much all follow lock step when it comes to the hard news. Even PBS - although, when I watch broadcast TV, I loved Jim Lehrer, but Good Grief!, some of the segments were a bit slanted to the Left - to the point of leading one to misinformation.

    I know because I make an effort to get as much information as I can about an issue.

    After a while of investigating and checking news sources, you learn who is unreliable and who is - mostly - reliable.

    *hint* No reliable news source is on TV.

    None.

    Radio?

    Well, now.

    Does one want just facts or commentary?

    There is one show I like for news on the broadcast media - no two - that I've found that doesn't skew things too much. One of them is "Market Place" on NPR. Great business channel. FYI: Neil Cavuto was one of the greats. Too bad he sold his soul - I take that back, I'd do the same - especially to pay back my indenture, I mean; student loans.

    As a journalist friend of mine once said (chastised) to me when I bashed Fox News for being biased, "EVERYONE is biased!".

    >When I tried the Jon Stewart argument about "narrative" , well, ever hear a dog when beaten badly? *ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay**ay*......

    1. Re:This World by Kohath · · Score: 1

      Comcast doesn't own Fox News. Comcast owns MSNBC.

      None of the cable providers own Fox News. Except for broadcast TV (which is off-topic), Fox News is independent of any regulated industry and News Corp. is not seeking merger approval. Any discussion of Fox News is off topic. Also, unlike MSNBC, Fox News is not friendly to the Obama Administration. So what's the point of bringing them up? To scratch the itch of Fox-News-haters?

  47. Cable Poker Cordwood by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0
  48. Cable Castaway Downer Pink Slime by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    "There's always a market for anything". (Piete Bijrgnumm).

  49. content owners + broadband = bad for consumers by bigwavedave33 · · Score: 1

    Its really a content owner vs broadband/content distributor issue. Combining the 2 have made for bad business for consumers and something should be done now before it gets worse. Take Netflix, DISH, DirecTV et al, they are all at the mercy of the content owners. If the content owners wanted to put any out of business today they could. The content distributors have no tangible fixed assets except their satellite head-ends and birds in space. The rest of their value is customers and their own proprietary gadgets worth nothing to the rest of the world. Comcast owns tons of stations and will own more if joined with Time Warner. This will bring higher prices to all the content distributors small and large wishing to carry Comcast owned content. If you are a DISH or DirecTV customer you have lost stations because of this.

  50. Please Comcast, sell ME! by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I'm a Comcast sub.
            It's not like I have a choice. I'd even pay a lilbit more $ if I could get the same d/l speed from other than Comcast. I -loathe- Comcast and Comcast minions. from their corporate greedologists to the idiots that represent Comcast in their online 'help' chat thing. The ONLY way I've ever gotten decent help was maybe half the times I've called them by phone. Occasionally I get someone that's both able to help and willing to help, but half the time the best I get is one or the other.
            Anyway, I'd love to be one of those that gets sold to Charter, they can't be worse than Comcast, can they? Or... can they? I wish I could settle for TV 'shows', but I prefer things that educate me a little, teach me something, not mindless rubbish,'real' housewives/pawnshops/crap-hunters, Game of Groans, etc. Sadly, the things that interest me aren't available on the Web, so I'm left to pay through the ass for cable TV, along with cable internet. The way things are evolving, I'm grateful to be old(er), so I won't have to settle for the sad excuse for TV, and the internet of tomorrow, 20 years from now. You young people better get involved, find GOOD, intelligent people to vote for, not ignorant Republikkkans, etc., or you deserve what you get. Personally, I fear it's just too late.
              Comcast sucks, and doesn't even suck well. Please, sell my house to Charter!

  51. Re:need to have better cableTV they can't even sho by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    MORAN!

  52. The one question I've never seen anybody ask. by Kevin+by+the+Beach · · Score: 1

    The one question I've never seen anybody ask. (so, I'll ask it) Do you trust one company to know all of the following: (and who will they share that with? and how much money is that pile of data worth?) 1. What time(s) your TV set(s) are turned on/off 2. What channels you watch (and with multiple sets, your families viewing habits too (each cable box is uniquely identified) 3. How do your viewing habits compare to your neighbors? 4. How do your viewing habits compare to your extended family? 5. How many children are in your home, and what time of day are they there? 6. Based on your street address are you likely to watch (FOX, ABC, NBC, CBS, CNN, Al Jazeera, RFD-TV, BBC)? 7. What is the correlation between your web surfing habits and your TV viewing habits? 8. You have been observed at https://whitehouse.gov/some_sp... on your Safari browser while 1 TV in your home was tuned to the annual State of the Union address. 9. You just watched an advertisement for Viagra on NBC , national news, commercial break 3. You open your web browser on your iPad and start surfing midget porn. The next week you begin receiving spam related to "news junkies who have ED issues resorting to midget porn and there's an app for that". 10. With silly season 2014 almost underway and sillier season 2016 just around the corner, do you really want any political party, special interest group, PAC, or mega company knowing when you wipe and what brand of TP you prefer?

  53. cable industry != free market by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Cable is hardly a free market given the franchise agreements most municipalities set up and the strict regulation which drives up costs and barriers to entry for competitors. Please don't call this a free market, the government has its hands far too deeply in to this industry.

    1. Re:cable industry != free market by bobbied · · Score: 1

      I suppose that depends on where you live. I have three choices for cable where I live. 1. Time Warner Cable, 2. Verizon FiOS, and 3. Dish.

      The first two compete for phone, internet and cable services while the last one only for TV and possibly internet if you don't care about latency much.

      Not that this makes it a free market, but it's better than nothing. You do understand the alternative to giving the vendors access rights is pretty much no service at all right? But I'm sorta with you in that I think such agreements should be time limited and/or require non-exclusive arrangements to allow multiple providers to use the infrastructure. Say the company that puts in the cable lines gets 10 years exclusive use and then surrender the whole infrastructure, or they must allow third party use of the infrastructure in a way that fosters competition.

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  54. They don't... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    That's why Comcast and Charter are creating a "new" company.

  55. Very few cities authorize monopoly service... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    While they charge cable operators franchise fees. Very few prevent competitors from coming in. It's just most of the telcos in this industry have behind the doors non-compete agreements.

  56. Re:fuck comcast by JDAustin · · Score: 1

    If corporations are not people, then they cannot be greedy (as greed is a human vice)....

  57. Netflix? by Kaenneth · · Score: 1

    It's funny how they can keep a straight face and request a merger that'll make them bigger when they are currently actively abusing their literal government granted data transmission (as opposed to MS's 'virtual' OS) monopoly to extort money from other content providers like Netflix.

    The only condition I would put on this merger is that Comcast separates wholly from NBC/Universal/etc. content providers, and becomes just a data pipe common carrier.

  58. Approve the merger... by PortHaven · · Score: 1

    Then regulate the hell out of them...

    Break them into three separate companies. One ISP, one television, and one that owns the lines. And anyone can lease the lines.

    Heck, could even allow Netflix to become an ISP. Get your Netflix+Internet.

  59. dualopolys collude to fuck the consumer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    news at 11 , and obvious the supreme court of the united states gives it's corporate thumb of approval, disregarding any laws.

  60. How do I get in on that deal? by pseudorand · · Score: 1

    I'd like to be one of the subscribers they shed. Where do I sign up?

  61. Reminds me of Cinderella by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Sounds a lot like Cinderella's step-sisters cutting off their toes so they could fit into the lost slipper.

  62. number of subscribers by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    is not the issue.. it's too high already and comcast would never shed enough (read: ALL OF THEM, from comcast and twc, into a minimum of 2 companies retaining zero ownership). retaining 2/3rds ownership is not "shedding customers"

    only way comcast + twc should be allowed to happen is if: pre-merger comcast splits into 3-5 companies eliminating the massive vertical integration which should never have been allowed to be acquired in the first place... then dumps half of its subscribers post-merger into another company.. retaining zero percent ownership of any spinoff. yes i realize comcast becomes a smaller and cable delivery only company after... *thats the whole idea*.. comcast-twc should never happen.... comcast-nbc shouldnt have happened either... neither should have comcast-adelphia or comcast-att broadband (or att-tci/mo for that matter).

  63. This needs to fail. Changes need to be made. by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Time-Warner Cable needs to be split between content creation entities and content delivery entities.

    Comcast needs to stay where it's at, after being fined for traffic shaping, the fines being fed into local state funds to improve internet infrastructure for the "last mile" subscribers who don't currently have internet connectivity.

    All current internet service providers need to be separate and disctinct companies from content providers.

    All current content delivery monopolies need to be voided, allowing and company to serve to any user over existing lines, where 80% of revenue goes into funds to maintain / upgrade infrastructure across the board.

    Google of course doesn't create content, it just allows creators to place the content on their networks / servers.

    It's time the big ISP and Content providers get throttled back into compliance with the letter and intent of the law and FCC guidelines.

    Any Government agency which sets policies cannot be staffed in any way shape or form by someone from the industries they regulate.

    Any former agency staff can never be hired by any member of the industry they regulated without a country-wide recall vote on any policies enacted during or after their tenure in office. Any policies seen to be pro-corporations instead of pro-consumer will immediately be reversed to the opposite of what was enacted.

    ACTA will be repealed, all supporters / enacters will be imprisoned for life with no chance of parole or release - Gitmo will be the prison they're sent to.

    Any laws made that support corporations in favor of consumers will be reversed and enacted with even stricter controls on the corporations, the sponsors / enacters will join ACTA's peeps (where they aren't already the same people) in Gitmo until they are dead, dead, dead.

    Any corporation attempting to re-route income for purpose of tax evasion will suffer a 2000% tax penalty.
    Any corporate assets that are *moved* to evade the penalties will be siezed, sold and placed in the Social Security fund.

    All monies from said SS fund will be returned with 300% interest and any other congress/senate critter that attempts to use it for any purpose but SS will be sent to Gitmo to join their ACTA brethren.

    Obamacare will be reversed, people will have to get off their fat asses and work to get insurance.

    Insurance companies will lower their prices to their before O.C. rates.

    Insurance companies will no longer be allowed to be publicly traded. Boards will be wiped out, stock will be nullfied, assets frozen at current levels.
    Insurance companies will be changed to pro-customer, pro-health, pro-doctor entities. They will no longer have a say in what medications or procedures can or cannot be prescribed. If they feel something is out of whack, they can appeal to a board of inquiry made up of Doctors from across the country, wholely independent of the insurance industry, where any attempts to back-channel funds to said doctors will see an immediate arrest of the corporate officers of said insurance company that will then be sent to Gitmo for life.

    More to follow.

  64. Oh for fuck's sake! by Chas · · Score: 1

    'Comcast also said it would divest another 2.5 million subscribers into a new publicly traded company, dubbed SpinCo for now, to be one-third owned by Charter and two-thirds owned by Comcast shareholders.

    In other words, Comcast STILL owns them. They're just revenue sharing with Charter at that point and we now have an even NASTIER Trust issue as Comcast and Charter would now be FINANCIALLY tied together by this erstwhile "third company".

    This would probably be even WORSE for consumers than if Comcast just kept the clients and told Charter to go suck a dick.

    The problem here is not competition between Charter and Comcast.

    As has already been pointed out, THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS COMPETITION in ANY of these markets. There's simply a bunch of individual monopoly positions.
    Basically this situation is not going to be remedied whether there's 1 company or 101 companies handling all cable subscribers in the US.

    The problem right now is the monopoly business model of the cable industry.

    With the destruction of analog broadcast television, consumers who wish to watch television are basically forced onto expensive cable plans.
    On top of this, the fact that Comcast is in bed with the content producers of the television industry, and that they're so damn huge, gives them ZERO incentive to keep from raking new media content provisioners (Amazon, Google, Netflix, etc) over the coals or blocking/degrading traffic through their network unless they pay "protection money".

    And keep in mind, this is for content BEING REQUESTED BY THEIR SUBSCRIBERS!

    This is NOT "unlimited internet".

    This is VERY limited internet. Whenever they decide they want to extort money out of someone, they simply start dropping requests for their traffic. Regardless of what the consumer, who's PAYING THEM TO MAKE THE CONNECTION HAPPEN PROPERLY, wants. So the consumer is stuck paying for service that Comcast is deliberately sabotaging.

    And this kind of abuse of power and position is going to get better by them simply divesting a few milllion subscribers to a shell company they still control and paying the next biggest fish in the pond a bribe? BULLSHIT!

    This deal needs to be nixed. I dislike Big Government. But this is one instance where the government needs to step in and make some serious changes to the industry and how it operates.

    --


    Chas - The one, the only.
    THANK GOD!!!
  65. SMH by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I bet it's the highest bandwidth users.

  66. This benefits no customer by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    When you think about it, selling customers to another big provider does nothing to help anyone. It makes Charter bigger and Comcast will already become the biggest with Time Warner. I remember the couple times my provider sold out to another. I initially saw a few more services, but then a few months went by and then the rate increases started. Not to mention if you have a email address through your provider you have to change that, and many times they have slightly different packages at different rates. Bottom line there is no competition much in the cable service sector. Most communities have only one provider and they pretty much charge what the market will bear. Yes, you see a lot of teaser rates for a period of time, and yes the regular subscribers have to subsidize those rates. As a Comcast broadband subscriber I have no doubt that I will NOT see a improvement no matter what happens with this merger. The customer will lose no matter the out come.

  67. Most small markets get shaft anyway by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    I live in one of those small markets. We have been sold out twice in the past 15 years or so. Mostly you get the shaft with rates and programming. I pay about $10 more a month for Comcast broadband then a bigger market. I dropped TV service because I would also pay more for dismal channel packages. No doubt Comcast would dump off less profitable markets with weaker saturation. Lot of my town has moved on to a local Wireless ISP or DSL. Yea, if your a bandwidth hog like myself and stream much of my video entertainment. I pretty much have to pay Comcast as Wireless or DSL does NOT provide the bandwidth. Its really too bad that the US does not have more competition in at least internet services. Europe by far has a much higher number of providers per person. All the US does is allow more merging and creates bigger companies with less competition.

  68. Unbelievable Comcast by Anonymous Coward · · Score: 0

    Do they really think this is less monopolistic? One company gets to decide who are the next most successful competitors?